My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,
So it stood ninety years on the floor;
It was taller by half than the old man himself,
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,
And was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopped short â" never to go again â"
When the old man died.
Ninety years without slumbering
(tick, tock, tick, tock),
His life's seconds numbering,
(tick, tock, tick, tock),
It stopped short â" never to go again â"
When the old man died.
Katta forgot to use the Comcast unsubscribe hammer.
Today Justin Playfair would battle the cable company rather than the phone company. Of course, the PHONE COPS are still tracking down Dr. Johnny Fever, because he's a delusional burnt-out ex-hippy.
I really don't see why/. is getting all upset about the rights of a bunch of poors.
Now if they tried pulling this kind of stunt on the Google shuttle buses, they'd rightfully riot in the streets.
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you don't really expect us to click that, do you?
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No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame. [*]
These words have been handed down from our forefathers since time immemorial you damn dirty Kohm.
Coming Fall 2016 : Cookie Clicker : APOCALYPSE
My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,
So it stood ninety years on the floor;
It was taller by half than the old man himself,
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,
And was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopped short â" never to go again â"
When the old man died.
Ninety years without slumbering
(tick, tock, tick, tock),
His life's seconds numbering,
(tick, tock, tick, tock),
It stopped short â" never to go again â"
When the old man died.
Not sure if I want to be first in line to try out a radical new space habitat design by a guy that believes in big black triangles and shapeshifting skinwalkers.
Billionaires : silence, peons!
Katta forgot to use the Comcast unsubscribe hammer.
Today Justin Playfair would battle the cable company rather than the phone company.
Of course, the PHONE COPS are still tracking down Dr. Johnny Fever, because he's a delusional burnt-out ex-hippy.
Give those special little snowflakes a taste of what everybody else has been living with for the last eight years.
Forbes.com:
Site works on HTTPS Y
Modern TLS Config N
Default HTTPS N
SNRK...
wait, "Other Top Sites" ?!
and removed the "Jobs" section of the site
You're going to pay dearly for you lack of faith when HE returns to Earth save *pple yet again.
This country went to Hell when they stopped giving all day off for elections and got rid of the free beer.
If it was good enough for George Washington, it's good enough for me. Excuse me, I have to go to the outhouse...
pish posh this is all a bunch of Hollywood claptrap.
NASA has no plans to rescue Matt Damon from Mars.
Never has and never will.
Which gives me, for one, some good degree of satisfaction.
Can enough of these robot insects fit under my feet so I can glide effortlessly around the Bi-Lo? Seqways are too bulky and Luddite.
Anyone knows an ant, can't Move a rubber tree plant
oh the ironing is delicious!
Debian == systemd
I'm a 30-second bomb! I'm a 30-second bomb!
And then start counting down in the local language.
SKEETERS.
We've had a mild winter and a wet spring.
Deet it up or you're gonna git ZIKA or CHIKUNGUNYA .
Don't trust every made up quote you see on teh intarwebz
-- Abraham Lincoln, book of Unarius
As I've told you before, social engineering the passcode wouldn't seem hard IF you think you have a TIME MACHINE.
Knowing McAfee, it would probably be in his hot tub.
He should pull a Prince[*] and change his name to : !
/.'s lousy Unicode support!!!
[*] curses, foiled again by
If you're doing nothing wrong^W we don't like, you have nothing to fear.
I wish I was in Tijuana, eating bar-be-qued iguana...
In comparison to their customers, yes.
/. is getting all upset about the rights of a bunch of poors.
I really don't see why
Now if they tried pulling this kind of stunt on the Google shuttle buses, they'd rightfully riot in the streets.
WOT? No Forbes link?
It would negatively impact shareholder value to ensure that our toothpaste doesn't contain ground glass or strychnine.