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  1. Re:NASA on SpaceX Awarded First Military Contract · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Amazing what you can accomplish when you get Congressional pork-barrel politics out of the way.

    We should try that for other failing agencies.
    oh dear, did I just say that out loud?

  2. we should totally build a whorehose at L5 on Apollo Veteran: Skip Asteroid, Go To the Moon · · Score: 1

    They got a lot of nice girls there. AH!

    And maybe a gambling house at L2. That should keep Bender busy. Just keep the stupids away from the flare guns.

  3. here's how we solve the space budget allocation on Apollo Veteran: Skip Asteroid, Go To the Moon · · Score: 1

    belters vs loonies
    FIGHT!

  4. y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! on Windows 8: a 'Christmas Gift For Someone You Hate' · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What exactly about iOS is hard to use?

    You mean aside from requiring reasonably up-to-date Mac or Windows machine to run iTunes on? (note that's two problems there, not one)


    Every time I touch iTunes I end up wanting to MURDERDEATHKILL every single developer involved.

  5. the Martian who cried wolf on Mars Rover Finds Complex Chemicals But No Organic Compounds · · Score: 1

    I bet Martian wolves would have to be pretty bad-ass, surviving on rocks and stuff, given the dearth of children to carry off on Mars.

  6. soil sifting != earth shaking on Mars Rover Finds Complex Chemicals But No Organic Compounds · · Score: 1

    I can't believe Grotzinger would be so sloppy with his terminology when discussing sifting Martian soil samples into the SAM.

  7. Re:Shatterproof? on Researchers Create New Cheap, Shatterproof, Plastic Light Bulbs · · Score: 1

    Great, how what the hell am I supposed to break and jam into people's eye sockets during a fight? A beer bottle? Lame.

    Broken glass from shattered fishtanks.

  8. Mercury? MERCURY?!!! on MESSENGER Probe Finds Strong Evidence of Ice On Mercury · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    What about the promised " earthshaking news" from the Mars Curiosity rover mission?!!!


    NASA's been playing the boy that cried wolf a little too much the last couple years. Serves them right when their funding gets cut.

  9. IHBT, IHL, DIAF, HAND on Notch Expands On 0x10c, Microsoft and Quantum Computing · · Score: 3, Informative

    CPU appears to be little-endian ("it's strongly suggested all multi-word operations use little endian in all DCPU-16 programs").

    Sleep chamber peripheral appears to be big-endian ("Reads the B register, and reads a 64 bit number from memory address B in big endian, and sets the number of units to skip to that number.")

    When reading a 64 bit value - indicating the number of units of time to travel forward through - there is mixed endianness.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    [an embedded programmer guy]

    THAT'S THE JOKE /McBain

    Backstory

    In a parallel universe where the space race never ended, space travel was gaining popularity amongst corporations and rich individuals. In 1988, a brand new deep sleep cell was released, compatible with all popular 16 bit computers. Unfortunately, it used big endian, whereas the DCPU-16 specifications called for little endian. This led to a severe bug in the included drivers, causing a requested sleep of 0x0000 0000 0000 0001 years to last for 0x0001 0000 0000 0000 years.

    It's now the year 281 474 976 712 644 AD, and the first lost people are starting to wake up to a universe on the brink of extinction, with all remote galaxies forever lost to red shift, star formation long since ended, and massive black holes dominating the galaxy.

  10. Re:Mark my words: on Syria Drops Off the Internet Grid · · Score: 1

    S i rian invasion.

    goddamn /. is a basket of fail when it comes to properly rendering html formatting in comments

  11. Just like the "Dark Knight" on PressureNET 2.1 Released: the Distributed Barometer Network For Android · · Score: 1

    Now we have a distributed sensor net to pinpoint where things go "boom". Also this. (WTF, ACM, you want people to pay for that?!!!)

  12. dock = KVM on The Coming Wave of In-Dash Auto System Obsolescence · · Score: 1

    so, standardize on a standard dock with micro usb for keyboard/touchscreen/buttons side-by-side with micro hdmi for video(/audio?) how hard was that? Ok, so you just added the requirement for usb & hdmi interface chips to stereos, but everything these days is (or will soon be) a computer anyhow.

    Better yet, make all that shit wireless and you only have to worry about power connectors. And security.

  13. cognitive dissonance plus ultra on BP and Three Executives Facing Criminal Charges Over Oil Spill · · Score: 1

    shareholders

    So fractional slavery is acceptable?!!! I thought we settled this 150+ years ago.

    This whole "companies are people, too" road leads to madness.

  14. KILL THE WIND! on BP and Three Executives Facing Criminal Charges Over Oil Spill · · Score: 1

    Finn warned us that the matrix was full of mambos 'n' shit.
    Looks like the demons are escaping into the real world now.
    How much longer until we're worshiping disencarnate beings in boxes and supplicating for their guidance?

  15. YO DAWG on Dual Interface Mobile Devices To Address BYOD Issue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    we heard you like to compute while you talk, so we put your boss's computer in your phone so you can slave away 24/7!

  16. this is why they shouldn't be given nice things on What Will NASA Do With Its Gifted Spy 'Scopes? · · Score: 1

    Don't give them to NYC. They won't bother to take care of them or handle them properly.

  17. Re:Question on Federal Officials Take Down 132 Websites In "Cyber Monday" Crackdown · · Score: 3, Informative

    "when you buy that fake Movada, you're rolling with al Qaeda."

  18. wait, he WASN'T high?!!! on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1

    So the guy wasn't on drugs when he ATE that other guy's face off?

    well, that's a relief.

  19. Re:Why don't rich bastards form their own country? on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1
  20. being oppressed all the way to the bank on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 2

    yeah, class warfare.

    And you berate the losing side for starting to notice and complain after 40 years.
    Stay classy, job creator.

  21. this is my surprized face on Windows 8 Sales Below Projections · · Score: 4, Funny

    obviously sales of Surface are cannibalizing Windows 8 sales.

    bazinga!

  22. he's an a(u/r)tistic genious! on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1

    John's just working on the world's greatest ARG. The bath salts are just the MacGuffin that allows him to transit the portal to the alternate universe the story takes place in.

  23. less crazee conspiracy theory right here: on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1

    And let this be a lesson for ya, it's all fun and games moving with your millions to a Caribbean tax shelter, until the local [cartel,corrupt police,militias, kidnappers, etc] come for you. Why not just keep your millions stateside, pay your taxes like a good boy, and get old and fat without these kinds of worries? Was there not enough suspense in that option?

    this.

    Proof this is just a black propaganda smear campaign by Obama against job creators.
    Poor McAfee is just all too convenient fall guy.

  24. Manssiere! on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1

    John McAfee is the bass man!

  25. Re:Solution could be worse than the problem/ on You Can't Say That On the Internet · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure the "algorithm" in question is to forward any reported post to human reviewer outsourced to Elbonia or wherever is absolutely dirt cheapest.
    Who then applies their local norms.