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Windows 8: a 'Christmas Gift For Someone You Hate'

zacharye writes "Microsoft is no stranger to criticism these days, and the company's new Windows 8 platform is once again the target of a scathing review from a high-profile user. Well-known Internet entrepreneur and MIT professor Philip Greenspun handed Windows 8 one of its most damning reviews yet earlier this week, calling the new operating system a 'Christmas gift for someone you hate.' Greenspun panned almost every aspect of Microsoft's new software, noting that Microsoft had four years to study Android and more than five to examine iOS, but still couldn't build a usable tablet experience..."

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  1. How about a direct link to the original article by MpVpRb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not some blog that quotes the article

    1. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Informative
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    2. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yay, another article telling us a microsoft product is going to murder your children, drive us off the fiscal cliff, bomb Iran, and infect everyone else with AIDS... because it doesn't have a button where you'd want it. The horror.

    3. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came to the comments to post this. Way to go, slashdot.

    4. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Relax kid, I'm not kicking your dog. Or worse, defending a microsoft product.

    5. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by JMJimmy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do I never have mod points when I need them? +1

    6. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What is pathetic is that every one of us who did the testing on the DP and CP told MSFT repeatedly this was a BAD move, and if you'd have asked any of us retailers we'd have been happy to point out why. As of this moment less than 2% of the X86 units are touch screens and Win 8 just sucks balls without touch, also the metro UI is so obviously designed for tablets and NOT for desktops that it hurts. For example the left right swipe, which makes sense on a tablet you are holding like a book but its a royal PITA to deal with on a non touch laptop with a touchpad.

      In the end I think this little anecdote about my personal experience with Win 8 pretty much says it all. I had Win 8 running in my shop on a NICE AMD mini-tower, we're talking triple core Athlon with 4 Gb of RAM, 500Gb HDD and DVD burner, all wrapped up in this very sharp red and black case with silver accents, just really great looking. For the nearly 7 months I had that unit out on the floor running Win 8? I got not ONE offer to buy the unit, not a single one. When Win 8 RTM was released and I saw they didn't do a damned thing to fix all the points I had been complaining about I wiped it and put Win 7 HP on it...it was sold just 4 days later. Hmmm...7 months with NO sale with Win 8, Win 7 sold 4 days. yeah...really not hard for me as a retailer to see its a turkey.

      So just like with Vista this is a Windows OS that won't be getting sold on units in my shop, I'll make sure to buy only Win 7 laptops and all my builds will be Win 7 as well. MSFT may be able to afford to throw sales down the shitter but I can't and the people have spoken. ironically my sales have gone up since Win 8 was released because people come in and say "Have you seen that new Windows? its awful! Can you get me something with the real Windows on it?" and sure enough when they see my systems are running "the real Windows" its another sale for me, thanks MSFT.

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    7. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Windows 8 sucks in more ways than the mere absence of a Start button/menu.

      Please don't pretend that's not the case.

      Carry on your pro-Microsoft astroturfing/cheerleading... the poor sales numbers, the 'avoid like plague' reputation through word of mouth, and the damning indictments from various usability experts are more than eloquent defense against your propaganda.

    8. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by scubamage · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sadly nothing is going to change until the board gets rid of Ballmer. The guy is absolutely pathetic as a CEO, and has no sense of direction or vision. All he sees is what everyone else is doing and trying to keep up.

    9. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by rgbatduke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait, wait! AC is talking to itself again! It's so confusing. Maybe we need "first AC" and "second AC" but no, then I suppose it wouldn't be anonymous. In the meantime, it sounds like AC is very confused...

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    10. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by rgbatduke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why is this sad? Was the collapse of the Ottoman Empire sad? The breakup of the British Empire? Relax, pop yourself a bag of popcorn, and enjoy the show -- it's been a long time coming and worth every minute.

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      Even when the experts all agree, they may well be mistaken. --- Bertrand Russell.
    11. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yay, another article telling us a microsoft product is going to murder your children, drive us off the fiscal cliff, bomb Iran, and infect everyone else with AIDS... because it doesn't have a button where you'd want it. The horror.

      Arguably, having buttons where you want them, that do what you want them to do, is a UI's purpose in life. If it can't manage that, We Have A Problem.

      It's especially problematic because of the relative lack of useful under-the-hood-upgrades. Selling "Windows 7 Compulsory Tablet UI Edition" on devices that don't even have touchscreens is just a bad joke.

    12. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trouble in the hive mind... no we are legion

    13. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by zlives · · Score: 1

      "Windows 7 Compulsory Tablet UI Edition" nice

    14. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try being efficient with windows server 2012, WTF MS

    15. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      What is pathetic is that every one of us who did the testing on the DP and CP told MSFT repeatedly this was a BAD move, and if you'd have asked any of us retailers we'd have been happy to point out why.

      Microsoft may have been trying to copy Apple--badly--yet again.

      It's well known by now that the opinions of techies and Slashdot readers in general were a bad predictor of whether a new Apple product would be a success. The original iPod was famously slammed, the iPhone and iPads are toys that don't get real work done.

      So Microsoft, not yet having learned that they'll fail at almost anything recent that they ape from Apple, decided the techies were off their rocker and their opinions were not to be trusted, and they'd do the exact opposite of what they said.

    16. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your experience is common. I have had a rebuilt Windows 8 tower (Pro upgrade for $40) available since Oct. 26th. No one even asked to see it. The price is down to a very low $140 and still no one wants to even try it. I had two customers tell me the horror that Windows 8 is, how they can't do anything on it (even though they haven't given it a try) and how all their friends also hate it. It seems that Windows 8 has become Vista-squared when it comes to dislike sight unseen.

    17. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't we, for comic effect, quote a bunch of these "expert" reviewers from back in the time when the start button was introduced, and declared the most stupid thing on earth?

    18. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Achievement Unlocked: Two hypersensitive replies "crying shill" on a post that doesn't even say anything nice about win8.

      Nobody would even give this to osama bin laden!

      It's an operating system, not a war crime.

      OMGWTFBBQ SHILLS EVERYWHERE!!!

    19. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by silviuc · · Score: 1

      I'll drink to that sir! Looking forward seeing other empires crumble, having competition and better products developed.

    20. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As of this moment less than 2% of the X86 units are touch screens and Win 8 just sucks balls without touch

      When XP was released, the same could be said about its 128MB memory requirement. That didn't stop it from being a success though because Windows sells with new machines anyway. People will just buy a complete package and with 8, that will include touch.

      Having said that though, XP was a success likely because its UI was an improvement over that of Windows 3. How the 8 UI would be an improvement over 7 is beyond me.

    21. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by SomePgmr · · Score: 1, Funny

      Click the link that says "parent" and the world will make sense again.

    22. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by WheezyJoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is pathetic is that every one of us who did the testing on the DP and CP told MSFT repeatedly this was a BAD move, and if you'd have asked any of us retailers we'd have been happy to point out why.

      So what focus groups were they listening to? And do they listen or do they just make up whatever conclusion they want to hear?

      What is most irritating is if you like Windows 7, but have noticed little bugs, UI inconsistencies, or other irritants, well, Windows 8 means you're out of luck. No more Service Packs, no more Desktop Gadgets, Aero, or other Windows 7-type stuff, no more non-critical bug fixes, security updates only, end-of-life has been scheduled.

      They did the same thing to XP with Vista. Granted XP was 10 years old, but by SP4 it did what it did really really well. Vista came out and wasn't close to being a reasonable replacement, but with a stranglehold on OEM's and massive PR, Microsoft was set to steamroll over XP. Once again, the focus groups all loved Vista, and you will too! Everybody upgrades, massive profits.

      Didn't quite go as planned.

      With Windows 7, you would think they learned their lesson. Decent OS, still in its infancy but an honest improvement over XP, seemed to have a decent future up to about a year ago. Imagine regular incremental upgrades for the next 5-7 years, re-establish a solid hold on desktops and laptops (particularly in the work space). But Microsoft is cutting it off to... what? Push developers to create tablet apps? for a late-entry tablet in a market already covered by iOS and Android? How is that a reason to upgrade, except that Windows 7 is now a dead platform just like XP?

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    23. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by rgbatduke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does AC have parents? How could we tell? They too would have to be AC. AC is indeed his own Grandpaw. Or hers. Its.

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    24. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      Inception!

      Sorry, it was that or "yo dawg, I heard you like AC's".

    25. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how they try to spin it as though the reviewer is known by anyone. Newflash: He isn't.

    26. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      So IOS is a UI fail?

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    27. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PC shops are irrelevant. Nobody wants junky PC clone towers anymore, aside for a small niche. Why would you be trying to sell something running the Windows 8 RTM? That's not even legal AFAIK. You are irrelevant.

    28. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $10 says you work for microsoft, fanboy.

    29. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess. Windows gave us DirectX which did a LOT for Windows gaming in the early days. I'm not that eager for the market to fragment into 40 million crap OSs. Vendors barely support 2 or 3 now.

    30. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope.

      The monopoly OS continues to sell when PCs are sold.

      This is merely the extension of the MS-DOS monopoly that first got Microsoft in trouble with the US DOJ (way before that bit with Internet Exploder).

      It's not a product that anyone goes out of their way to buy and sometimes they even go out of their way to avoid it. Vista was like this. Win8 sounds like the new Vista.

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    31. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The original iPod huh?

      Try to cite anything a little newer than about 15 years ago.

      You could try to declare how the geek predictions regarding Android crushing Apple never panned out.

      When you have to dredge up ancient history, your argument is probably bogus.

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    32. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by NIK282000 · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I forgot they were holding consumers at gunpoint and dictating what OS to use. If only there were some alternative.

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    33. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      On the tablets it was designed for? Not particularly. If Apple suddenly decided to start shipping it on all their desktops and laptops? You bet it would be.

    34. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

      It is sad because the alternatives are mostly walled gardens that are worse than the Microsoft lock-in of the 90's. At least back then you owned your hardware...

    35. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Darinbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just read the damn thing instead of a knee jerk defense of a broken product.

      What is funny I think is that so many responses to the original article essentially say things like "you'll get used to it after bit" or "here's how to do what you wanted to do", etc. This is analogous to telling someone "oh grow up, prison isn't that bad, you'll get used it it, here let me show you how to make a shiv." In other words so many of those responses are from people that appear hardwired to defend a bad design instead of just coming out and admitting that MS screwed up.

      In many articles I've read I've never seen a response that says "I know it's bad and it sucks, but I have figured out how to work around it." Instead they all seem to put some bogus positive slant on it, like "Here's show you're supposed to do it." That's like telling people that they're holding the iPhone wrong.

      How can people actually defend the schizoid nature of Windows 8? Does anyone really think that it's better to have the desktop and metro swap places so often? Do they really think that a missing menu bar on the desktop is a positive improvement because they get a half inch of task bar freed up?

      The ultimate problem is that Windows 8 is two products mindsets in a single product. It has a smartphone/tablet style designed for passive consumers of media, which is distinct and separate from the desktop intended for active producers and workers. The Metro part is for people who just want to touch things with one finger and think that's enough to do everything they'd ever want to do in life, they'll read documents and scroll through them but that's the closest they'll ever got to working. Metro is for the sorts of drooling people who think an app store full of wannabe programs written by interns is a great idea. Windows 8 metro is every bit the TOY that a smart phone is a TOY. The desktop part is for people to actually do stuff; write documents instead of just reading thing, swap back and forth between different tasks that must work together, interface with other systems, etc. This is fine to have two separate products for two completely separate types of users. But Microsoft screwed it up by crippling those two products when they were forced together; metro without desktop is crippled (at least without some unreleased fixes and apps), and desktop without metro is crippled (at least w/o lots of extra utilities).

    36. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Because at the time they weren't declared stupid. It was a big advantage over the Windows 3 style that everone acknowledged. The real problem with windows 95 was that it was buggy. Many Windows NT3 users (professionals and not home users) asked for the Win95 style of UI and so they got NT4.

    37. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The consumers are the equipment manufactures and the legal agreements are tantamount to gunpoint for a corporation.

    38. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I think they haven't realized that the computer and the tablet are separate things. You did not see hordes of iPad purchasers dumping their Macbooks or PCs. Instead they kept both, one for a portable access to consume data (ie, read your mail on the subway or compare prices while in the store) and one for doing actual work.

    39. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2

      But Windows is not just a UI, it is an operating system. I wonder if it finally copies file correctly, and if it is possible to pause/resume this operation. A feature I have waited for decades now.

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    40. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      For example the left right swipe, which makes sense on a tablet you are holding like a book but its a royal PITA to deal with on a non touch laptop with a touchpad.

      Can you give more specific details on this one? What exactly does that swipe do, and why is it so much worse on a touchpad?

      (BTW, one of the VERY first things I do on new Mac OS X user is make trackpad scrolling scroll the "old" way, which is no longer the default. It's perfectly logical _to me_ for it to be "backwards" when touching an iPad/iPhone directly compared to using a trackpad and moving something on the disconnected screen.)

    41. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      The original iPod huh?

      Try to cite anything a little newer than about 15 years ago.

      Gee, you're only almost 7 years off!

    42. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two hypersensitive replies "crying shill" on a post that doesn't even say anything nice about win8.

      “It’s not just about the product quality. Microsoft will put an unprecedented 10-digit dollar number that we will put into [marketing] at launch. We are expecting 1.6 billion impressions over the next six months. At least 5 impressions for every man, woman and child in the United states.”

      Peter Han, VP, Microsoft US OEM;

    43. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Irony alert! WOOP WOOP.

      I was thinking you said 1995, you didn't. But it's still closer to 11 years than 15.

    44. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just the Start button is missing, the tiles are not alphabetized by default, and the animation of the live tiles is distracting.

      Looks like they did everything they could to slow down the user and break productivity, just like they did with the Office Ribbon.

    45. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      The original iPod WOULD have failed miserably if they they hadn't give them away free to every radio station, tv station, high school, raffle draw and fundraiser as prizes for 2.5 years straight. There was a running joke back then that more people won iPods than bought them. People only started "buying" them in large quantities when they saw that everyone else had (won) them.

    46. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't know Philip Greenspun, you are not a serious web developer.

      Actually, you're probably not a web developer at all, but that doesn't excuse you not knowing that Greenspun is well-known in the field.

    47. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      Win8 sounds like the new Vista.

      I guarantee that if faced with 2 identical laptops and you had to make a choice between Windows Vista, and Windows 8, you'll beeline for the Windows 8 laptop hands down.

      Hell, I should tout the $49 Upgrade to windows 8 to every Vista User. It can't be any worse.

    48. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I'm an AC, but Darinbob is right. I bought a Win8 laptop at a day after BF sale (pretty decent for $250). I knew what I was getting as I had used the consumer preview for a little while. In my searches for workarounds (I incorrectly thought there was still an easy registry hack to get back to Win7 mode) I ran across a lot of very strange blog comments defending the OS. I just found it bizarre that there could be that many fanboys less than a month after launch. I started looking at profiles and post histories on sites that support it. Most of the posters had very little history (which I don't really hold against them) but more surprisingly I found cases where the same poster had cut/pasted the exact same post to multiple comment sections for different stories. Who does that? Who goes to a tech site, browses through the stories and then cut and pastes the exact same comment (over a period of a few days) that all say - "You are just too stupid to figure it out, the button is replaced with a page, how hard is that, deal with it". The comment was actually much longer than that.

      As Darinbob states, I would have expected to see a lot of "Well, it's not really that hard" or "Hey, just use ClassicShell. Sure it's a workaround but it will solve your problems." Instead I saw an unbelievable amount of fanboy posts. I just don't believe MS has numbers of rabid fanboys like Apple.

      Only one plausible explanation, paid shills. Maybe not all of them, but some have to be.

    49. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Steve, is that you?

    50. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone can hate on me, but from my perspective, it's not that bad. I'm running it right now.. it runs faster for me on my bitchin hardware than seven... I like having a full screen start menu (Even though I bitched about it initially) I like that it was refresh capability(already used it to fixed a virus infected machine of a customers) I like that it boots quick and shuts down quick. I have a live logon... I don't use skydrive... But most other features of the operating system I really like and think are pretty cool.

      Anyone interested should check out the dism command option. If you learn what that command can really do, fixing windows 8 machines just got retardedly fucking easy.

      -I like it, and I told people not to upgrade to it.

    51. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, web "development"

    52. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you alive in '95? Windows 95 was a huge improvement over 3.1 and there were few opinions to the contrary. Few of the detractors had anything against the interface, however if you were still using a 386 or 486 vice a Pentium the eye candy (animations) were a big performance drain and there were some stability problems. Windows 3.1 you couldn't even make shortcuts, you had to keep all your crap inside Program Manager. Nothing could be put directly on the desktop unless you used a 3rd party shell.

      And guess what? If for some strange reason you just loved Program Manager and the 3.1 interface, it was still there if you knew where to look.

      If MS had been smart they would have done three things

      1- Keep the Start button as a selectable option (and Aeroglass)
      2- Allow boot direct to desktop
      3- Run metro apps in a window on the desktop

    53. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You ARE kidding right? A monopoly almost never produces what you want. They don't have to. They produce what they want and make money anyway. In the few times they DO actually produce what you want its by accident, OR some other upstart is producing it and they are actually cutting into the monopoly.

    54. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ultimate problem is that Windows 8 is two products mindsets in a single product.

      That is the entire purpose. Microsoft believes in combining a tablet and a laptop in the same device. That is both what Windows 8 and the MS Surface aim to do.

    55. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ultimate problem is that Windows 8 is two products mindsets in a single product. It has a smartphone/tablet style designed for passive consumers of media, which is distinct and separate from the desktop intended for active producers and workers

      In addition to that, to my mind at least: there already was a UI for passive consumers, called Media Centre Edition. It seemed better suited to large non-touch displays too.

    56. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In other words so many of those responses are from people that appear PAID to defend a bad design instead of just coming out and admitting that MS screwed up.

      FTFY

    57. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Having tried Win8 I found I actually like it. A lot. More than Win7. My first impression was that it was better than OSX but that might just be me. I haven't liked a Windows OS since NT 3.51. Most people complaining are wimps ... oh noes no Start button ... gees. Learn a new way. I mean really anyone who frequents /. should be the kind of person who likes exploring a new software environment.

      What are my own preferences: I like linux mint. I honestly don't understand what people like about OSX, it is ok, certainly slick and shiny. But I did not expect Win8 to be this good, blown away. Fucking MS did something right for once, holy shit. Still not giving up my linux machines though.

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    58. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Stupid slashdot has removed parent link from the mobile interface (mbeta...)

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    59. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Maybe they knew this UI doesn't work on desktops/laptops. But still decided it is profitable to go with it.

      You see, desktop+laptop market is stagnant. Not really rising. And a large part of it doesn't have a choice - Microsoft's "monopoly" ensures that Windows 8 will sell even if it is very bad.

      But at the same time, showing the "modern" UI to users forcibly many times a day, by making shutdown / start application etc. activities "modern" UI only, they make their captive audience familiar with this modern UI. Such people find it easier when they see the same UI on phones / tablets.

      Could be a sound strategy.

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    60. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, just stop. Seriously. Whatever they're paying you, it isn't worth your self-respect.

    61. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In the end I think this little anecdote about my personal experience with Win 8 pretty much says it all. I had Win 8 running in my shop on a NICE AMD mini-tower, we're talking triple core Athlon with 4 Gb of RAM, 500Gb HDD and DVD burner

      Man, this is pedantic as fuck but that little anecdote really does say it all. Why do you capitalize the giga but then fail to capitalize the byte? Nobody is building desktops with 4 gigabits of memory any more and nobody ever measured that much desktop memory in bits.

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    62. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Does AC have parents? How could we tell? They too would have to be AC. AC is indeed his own Grandpaw. Or hers. Its.

      AC does not have parents, nor did AC's parents have any children that lived.

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    63. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      What, you mean the part about Apple losing market share to Android devices? Yeah, that part pretty much is playing out exactly as foretold.

      Nobody will deny that Apple makes quite a bit of money, but if you take the entire Android ecosystem vs the Apple ecosystem, there is far more money being made overall in the former, with the larger and larger share of the pie that former is taking.

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    64. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is how they are measuring sales. The cycle for desktops isn't nearly as short as it is for phones. I tend to replace a desktop over 5 years. A phone 1 or 2 years.

    65. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by chrish · · Score: 1

      My favourite part of the article was that you swipe down from the top to get the menu full of your apps at the bottom of the screen.

      That's stupid enough on a small tablet or phone screen, but imagine it on a decent-sized LCD or your 1080p TV.

      Fitts's Law was proposed in 1954 guys, come on. Did MS's entire UX department somehow miss that one while learning about human-computer interaction?

      They did study some HCI, right?

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    66. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      What is this Word of mouth of which you speak? Everyone I know who's installed it likes it so it doesn't have a start menu big deal I've got a button on my keyboard for that. Not to mention it'll happily run on an old single core xp netbook. The only people (Outside of articles) I know who are dissing it haven't used widows since 3.1 never mind actually trying W8. Why not go back to burning books you haven't read!

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    67. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      *Installs Concurrent CPM* Hey Squirrel can I have my nuts back?

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    68. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Microsoft has been a boat anchor on the software industry for too long. Look how things are improving in the markets where MS isn't the 800-pound gorilla (smartphones and tablets).

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    69. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

      >>AC is indeed his own Grandpaw. Or hers. Its.<<

      :::Cue Liberty Bell March:::

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    70. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Very telling indeed.

      I just read the comments to the original blog, and... the pro-Win8 "well you just do this" comments remind me forcefully of linux gurus telling confused new users "Well, you just sudnxctrq -2x /g7& --wx, and bob's your uncle!"

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    71. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      That is what I think is fricking hilarious, the Win 8 apologists can have their dialog replaced by the hardcore Linux zealots and frankly few would know the difference.

      You wanna REALLY piss 'em off? Here is what I do when they start all their "WinKey + blah blah blah" crap, I simply post "So I'm supposed to print cheat sheets from my users now to paste up beside the computer? What is this, 1986?" ohhh boy watch the cursing fly, because that is EXACTLY what they are expecting the users to do in a nutshell, in the age of GUIs they are expecting users to tape up cheat sheets like we did in the age of DOS and WordStar. And if that don't highlight what a megafail this OS is, well i don't know what would.

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    72. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's the thing -- if it's a consumer OS, and the average user can't find the ordinary functions with ordinary mouse-and-keyboard skills and little or no hand-holding, then it's lacking "intuitiveness" and no amount of handwavium or expert analysis will change that.

      Compare the Win95 desktop, which for all its faults took off like a rocket, because it made things easy to find for ordinary users. If you didn't know the expert access, there was always a more obvious route.

      And as I say in another post -- it's not change that people hate, it's *confusing* change that they hate.

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    73. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an AC, I'll tell you what the problem is - I click a link in my /. email, it brings me to this article. If I decide to comment, I sign in, and then I'm shunted off to the /. home page! I then have to find my way back to the article. PITA! Bad website behavior! Bad! Bad! (I'm hitting /. on the nose with a rolled-up homepage)

    74. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      Your kind are getting really annoying.

    75. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is funny I think is that so many responses to the original article essentially say things like "you'll get used to it after bit" or "here's how to do what you wanted to do", etc.

      Why aren't they valid arguments? Both Android and iOS have learning curves as well.

    76. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Focus groups are a sham. I'll explain why vista and win8 "tested great" but are functionally garbage in the hands of actual end users.

      Remember how quality assurance used to be a thing? You know, your testing team would tell you the problems they found and they'd be fixed.
      Anyone who's worked in any big corp nowadays knows that's not how it works today. Work in QA and find too many nasty bugs and you'll be fired for "Not being a team player" or some other cynical euphemism. Turns out that pencil dick middle managers have found it easier to sabotage QA instead of turning out quality work. You quickly learn that your job in QA is to rubber stamp piles of dog crap and keep your head down.

      Focus groups are the same way, except for hire. If a company hires you to evaluate a product and they don't like what they hear back the pencil dicks in charge will never pay for your services again. Thus, your job as a focus group company is to fake a smile and write glowing reviews about the same piles of dog crap.

      American business culture is the disease that's killing our economy. Nothing more than a bunch of entitled, brainless MBAs that cheat instead of work.

    77. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Here is what I say to those that say "Oh you be hating because you don't like change!" I say "Really? Well then let's replace the steering wheel on your car with bulldozer steering sticks. What do you mean it doesn't work as well as what you had? You be hating because you don't understand our innovation! (TM)"

      Because the simple fact that the apologists expect everyone to memorize dozens of weird key commands or tape up cheat sheets is EXACTLY like that, its making a change that renders the system WORSE than it was before and labeling anyone who points this out a Luddite.

      But the simple fact is, just like I pointed out to the FOSS zealots that came before them, that if your users have to memorize piles of shit compared to what they could find in a couple of minutes completely on their own with a previous product? Then your design is NOT intuitive and NOT discoverable and deserves to fail, simple as that. There is no damned excuse for having to have fucking cheat sheets here in 2012, none at all. The fact that Win 8 and WinRT require cheat sheets just shows what a truly badly thought out piss poor design it is and why its doomed to fail, and as far as "You're a Luddite" bullshit? People had NO problem picking up Android or iOS and those were completely different than what came before, but they were intuitive, discoverable, and with just a small amount of play time anybody who had never touched one could be using it without frustration.

      Its ironic that they keep showing the video of the 5 year old on WinRT, all that proves in my mind is only a 5 year old is gonna just sit there and poke random shit until they get the results they want, the rest won't waste their time on such a bad design.

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    78. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by graphius · · Score: 1

      I was with you up to the point where you called a smart phone a toy. While I would never want to write a report, or create a photograph on a smart phone or tablet, I do use my smart phone as a pda, camera, financial calculator, emergency web browser (when I am not near a computer and I need to look something up), and other information display device.

    79. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Exactly...

      I suspect you're right about the 5YO stabbing at random (tho I haven't seen the video), and doubtless there was plenty of coaching and editing...

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    80. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      If only, I have been using Linux (mostly Ubuntu) since 6.06, but I can't get the rest of my family to use it. My wife needs Microsoft Office for dealings with the school district that requires it (she is a teacher) and Girl scouts also require it (she is a troop leader). My son can't play a lot of his games on it. My daughter used it for a while, but got tired of fighting the occasional program that would only run in windows. Also, commonly school wants homework done with Microsoft Office, although they are starting to use Open Office more.

      Until (most) all the software companies embrace Linux, it will never be a real alternative.

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    81. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

      Yikes, I hope MS doesn't crumble. I've supported my family for years thanks to MS. The demand for devs is hotter now than ever before. I'm already working for a company that is switching to win8 tablets for field agents. Going to work every day would suck balls is MS went away, I'm spoiled using the best dev tools around and can now use them on tablets and phones.

    82. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The other thing people forget is that the original iPod was also a Mac-exclusive. Until they made it so that the iPod's DRM would work with Windows, it would have been a niche accessory for a niche platform.

    83. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Go to YouTube and look up "Little kid Windows 8" and you'll see it, they say it "proves" that Win 8 is the most intuitive thing out there because some little kid is able to find his games on the thing...LUL WUT? I've seen kids spend hours just trying to draw a circle on an etch-a sketch, all that "proves" to me is that a little kid with infinite time and nothing better to do figured out by random poking where the right place was to get his game, no different than a hamster that spends hours smacking a food dispenser, what better thing does he have to do?

      For the rest of us who have better things to do than poke random areas in the hopes of tripping over the right combo that will give us what took 15 seconds with nothing but the mouse before I say avoid Win 8 like an STD. The vast majority of Windows users are "hunt and peckers" that do NOT have all those unintuitive keyboard shortcuts memorized and the fact that an OS that was obviously supposed to be designed for tablets requires a keyboard and a cheat sheet of commands to get anything done just shows you what a mess it is!

      The only nice thing I can say about Win 8 is it makes Vista look great by comparison, in fact if i was forced to choose between Win 8 Ultimate or Vista Basic I would take Vista Basic without a second thought. As one reviewer so aptly put it Windows 8 is THAT bad.

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    84. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've read the Infoworld review... but more to the point, the review from Jakob Nielsen: http://www.nngroup.com/articles/windows-8-disappointing-usability-both-novice-and-power-users/

      I'd take Vista too... at least I could *find* my shit. I swear Win8's interface reminds me of some of the primitive GUIs of the late 1980s. I don't know how much the "Classic Shell" fixes (the "One Window At A Time" thing absolutely kills it for me no matter how good the rest is), but at least it skips the damned Toy Tiles startup.

      Didn't find a 5YO on Youtube but I did find a 4YO... just playing as far as I can see, and as you say, what else does a kid that age have to do with their time? Most of us just want to get to our work, or our play, or whatever; we don't want to spend all day looking for where it's hidden this time.

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    85. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Apparently there will be a WINE-like API layer for Linux soon, which allows OSX apps to run under Linux.

      Then you can get Office for Mac maybe?

      I hope so. Office and Excel are the only reason to even run a Windows VM, unless you are into Wal-Mart video games.

    86. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Sorry Reziac but I tried the shell hacks and it don't fix enough, it still has all that shit running in the background, you just can't see it, so its still sucking up your net with all the tweeting twit shit social crap, still has the royally fucked up "If you thought the ribbon was irritating boy are YOU gonna be pissed!" God awful Ribbon UI based file explorer, so its still fucked, its like dumping a can of perfume on a pile of shit as it may not smell as bad, but its NOT roses.

      That may be it, I honestly couldn't remember how old the kid was, i just knew it was a little kid. Still don't get what a kid randomly poking shit to get it to do stuff is supposed to "prove" though, other than little kids like shiny things and will spend hours fucking with them. To me a MUCH more telling video is this one where a guy sits his nan in front of a Win 8 PC just like she got her new laptop home and fired it up. if it was soooo intuitive, why is she sitting there completely lost Why is it that without a long list of arcane commands memorized she can't get shit done? I just wish i had links to the guy that did it was his uncle because sure enough the apologists came on and said "It would be the same if it were OSX, he is just confused by the new hotness!" and the guy simply answered "Challenge accepted" and filmed his uncle in front of the latest OSX, he was surfing the net in less than 3 minutes just fine.

      And the reason it reminds you of the primitive GUIs of the 80s is because that is exactly what it is since MSFT didn't know how to build a mobile OS that didn't have a teeny tiny start button and microscopic menus they just went back to the pre Win95 single tasking crap. I also think its because they have added so much shit on top of the WinNT kernel over the years they simply can't figure out how to have it use modern features without blowing through the RAM and CPU budget of ARM so rather than actually investing into learning they just said "fuck it, what did we do when the PC didn't have much memory and a tiny screen? We'll just do that again" and thought we would forget our history.

      Well I personally sure as hell haven't, and even on my little 12 inch netbook i run more than one fricking task at a time! I'm buying exactly one copy next month before the sale ends, just to add beside my copy of Vista and in case i ever run across a piece of software that HAS to have Win 8 I can slap it in a VM, but personally I'd rather be stuck 10 hours a day on a Vista Basic netbook than have Win 8 touch my desktop again, fuck that mess.

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    87. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I often reach out for drink without looking, grab it and drink it, if its not there the wifely gets an earful of abuse. Same thing with a button that isn't there, what sort of moron puts a button out of reach for Gods sake, huh?

    88. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Well, it would have been nice, for those of us that purchased upgrades, if they upgrades would actually work, instead of making you waiting until the very end and giving you about the most generic error ever. I purchased an upgrade for my netbook, as Windows 7 is painfully slow, and everyone I know was telling me the performance was better. Soooooo, there's money down the tube.

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    89. Re:How about a direct link to the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Windows is not just a UI, it is an operating system. I wonder if it finally copies file correctly, and if it is possible to pause/resume this operation. A feature I have waited for decades now.

      Yes to both of those. Windows 8 has far faster file copy operations than Windows 7 and you can pause the copies.

  2. link to the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2012/12/05/christmas-gift-for-someone-you-hate-windows-8/

  3. but isn't that a somewhat expensive by HPHatecraft · · Score: 5, Funny

    way of expressing said sentiment?

    I've always found Dog Crap in a Box(TM) to be both economical AND effective at communicate feelings of loathing and hatred. It's really easy to get book rates on the postage, too.

    1. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by virgnarus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the Windows 8 approach reminds me more of a tribe in Africa that praises killing their enemies by first 'fattening them with friendship'. With Windows 8, they will think the gift was an act of good will and will continue to use it under that impression, never realizing that they're slowly dying in the process.

    2. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2

      nah, the 'crap' is instantly informative and likewise instantly thrown away.

      The stench of Win 8 will linger for literally years...

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    3. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've always found Dog Crap in a Box(TM) to be both economical AND effective at communicate feelings of loathing and hatred. It's really easy to get book rates on the postage, too.

      I use these guys for my poop related deliveries.

    4. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      It's really easy to get book rates on the postage, too.

      Handy Holiday Tip: Use Business size envelope and smoosh flat.

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    5. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by jkrise · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dog Crap can be composted to yield useful manure. A Windows8 DVD, on the other hand....

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    6. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer mine sous-vide'd to lock in that fresh flavor.

    7. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by bobstreo · · Score: 2

      nah, the 'crap' is instantly informative and likewise instantly thrown away.

      The stench of Win 8 will linger for literally years...

      Nah Windows 9 will be better, Windows 10, thats the one that will replace Windows ME as worst MS OS evah.

    8. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      Receiving Windows 8 as a Christmas gift should illicit a reaction like Chris Farley had, in that SNL skit where he founds out they secretly replaced his regular coffee with decaffeinated coffee.

    9. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by tripleevenfall · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They seem to fail every other version.

      ME - awful.
      XP - usable.
      Vista - awful.
      7 - usable.
      8 - awful
      9 - usable?

    10. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Makes an excellent clay pigeon.

      Pull!

    11. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by rthille · · Score: 1

      Please don't abuse the USPS book rates, unless of course said crap was from your dog after he ate your homework or some books.

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    12. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by catchblue22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They seem to fail every other version.

      ME - awful.
      XP - usable.
      Vista - awful.
      7 - usable.
      8 - awful
      9 - usable?^c^c^c^c^c^c irrelevant?

      FTFY

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    13. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME was useable after patches. A patched ME machine is the best of the fat32 era hands down. Vista and 8 will remain awful forever as their flaws go deeper.

    14. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I find this suggestion offensive.

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    15. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why bother finding a dog?

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    16. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that your story about the tribe is likely to be true, but it sure would lead to interesting relationships between neighbours... "Are you just being nice to me because you intend to kill me? Well, two can play that game! Why don't you come over tomorrow night and we'll have some nice pork stew and beer together!"

    17. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wow, where did you ever come up with this brilliant observation?

      windows 8 is not awful.

    18. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some publishers do indeed ship what appears to be dog-crap using USPS Media Mail.

      Of course, upon deeper inspection, one realizes the dog-crap has an ISBN and passes for the 23rd revision to a textbook.

    19. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Funny

      They become more stable when you mix them together...

      CE
      ME
      NT

      CEMENT!

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    20. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by scubamage · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having used it for a few weeks for development work, I have to say I wholeheartedly disagree with you. Now, I *was* using it in a VM, but still, absolutely pathetic as an OS. It felt half baked. The constant switching between interfaces was annoying and completely broke up the user experience. It was like the OS didn't know what it wanted to be.

    21. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am old enough to remember that XP before SP2 was horrible too. No firewall, lots of worms got through, some drivers don't work, stability/performance issues for certain games etc.

      Sadly, Windows 7 will be the last 'good' Windows by Microsoft. Even if they removed those monstrous tiles and put in a sensible UI, Windows 9 will still have social media, online app store, the (Microsoft) cloud encroaching onto the personal computing experience.

    22. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by davester666 · · Score: 1

      But I've got the patent on setting it on fire and leaving it on the porch of that special someone in your life.

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    23. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Minwee · · Score: 2

      Receiving Windows 8 as a Christmas gift should illicit a reaction like Chris Farley had

      Plenty of things that Chris Farley did were illicit, but that word doesn't mean what you think it does..

    24. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember right (I don't always do) that was actually in New Guinea, but that's just me being picky.

    25. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      But how much of that was IE6 vs Windows?

    26. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      Ouch, I sit corrected!

    27. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by virgnarus · · Score: 1

      One of my favorites. Thanks for bringing that up.

    28. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Ironhandx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I run windows 8. I installed startisback... I'm not entirely sure why its not an improvement over windows 7 anymore.

      Metro UI, the main part of it that is essentially a tablet-only UI, is garbage. The rest is basically good, and in most cases drastic design improvements over windows 7. Some of the easy functionality of windows xp has even been restored.

    29. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by rwa2 · · Score: 2

      I think it's really that they're always compared to the last thing they put out.

      ME released: Ick! Stability sucks!
      XP - Sucks, but at least it's not as bad as ME!
      Vista - Ick! WTF did they do to the user interface!
      7 - Sucks, but at least it only bugs the user half as much as Vista!
      8 - Ick! WTF did they do to the Start Menu?
      9 - Sucks, but at least they put the Start Menu back... .Meanwhile, no one has really seen many stability problems since Vista or so.

      I jumped from XP to 7 without ever running Vista until my Wif'e got a PC that ran Vista. I was pretty annoyed with 7, but remember thinking Vista wasn't as bad as people made it out to be... well, except for the folder deletion taking forever.

      OTOH, I just updated my wife's PC from Vista to 8. Yeah, she's pretty pissed at me :-P But I also put it on a new SSD, so ostensibly we can stick her old HDD back in if she really wants.

    30. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 1

      Why bother finding a dog?

      Ok, Tommy Boy

    31. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I've always found Dog Crap in a Box(TM) to be both economical AND effective at communicate feelings of loathing and hatred. It's really easy to get book rates on the postage, too.

      Practical and frugal indeed, but you're only talking about halfhearted hate. In cases of serious visceral hate you will need to go to the Microsoft product in order to achieve a satisfactory level of long term torture.

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    32. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]Why bother finding a dog?[/quote]
      DNA

    33. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by dinfinity · · Score: 1
    34. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      (edit)
      Better link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backspace#.5EH
      Apparently, the style figure is a form of epanorthosis. Learnt something today.

    35. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      The moment this shows up in Linux as any single application being a little different, you will be the first one in line to shout down the "lack of consistency".

      The fact that I can use the same tools that I did when I first started using Unix is actually a feature.

      Such things are helpful during the next round of "Where's Waldo" when the children that don't really understand usability decide it's time to scramble everyone's "ease of use interfaces" again.

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    36. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Windows 8 as a gift does more though. If you give dog poop in a bag then the person knows that you hate him or her. However if you give out Windows 8 then the person may be fooled into thinking that you care. Windows 8 is not an impersonal gift like a gift card. If you give this to your mother-in-law she will be glad that it's not the same old basket of bath products.

      Here's the best part. If the person actually uses Windows 8 and loves it then it will prove that your hatred of the person was well founded. If the person uses Windows 8 and is constantly annoyed by its UI then you will have a small measure of schadenfreude (it's someone you hate afterall). If the person sees it and immediately recognizes it as a hate gift, then this will merely be your subtle way to say "I hate you".

      Windows 8 as a gift is the modern version of the white elephant.

    37. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 2

      You ask that like they were 2 different things!

    38. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it took you more than 10 minutes to figure out the new UI, you're an idiot. After having used it for a month, it is better than Windows 7, almost universally.

    39. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They become more stable when you mix them together...

      As funny as CEMENT is, it really can't hold a candle to Microsoft naming their own operating system "wince".

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    40. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...can be used as a frisbee!

    41. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's really that they're always compared to the last thing they put out.

      ME released: Ick! Stability sucks!
      XP - Sucks, but at least it's not as bad as ME!
      Vista - Ick! WTF did they do to the user interface!
      7 - Sucks, but at least it only bugs the user half as much as Vista!
      8 - Ick! WTF did they do to the Start Menu?
      9 - Sucks, but at least they put the Start Menu back... .Meanwhile, no one has really seen many stability problems since Vista or so.

      I jumped from XP to 7 without ever running Vista until my Wif'e got a PC that ran Vista. I was pretty annoyed with 7, but remember thinking Vista wasn't as bad as people made it out to be... well, except for the folder deletion taking forever.

      OTOH, I just updated my wife's PC from Vista to 8. Yeah, she's pretty pissed at me :-P But I also put it on a new SSD, so ostensibly we can stick her old HDD back in if she really wants.

      You saw Vista after Windows 7 was released, that means it was Vista SP1. You are fortunate you didn't experience the horror of the release version. Thankfully I haven't either.

    42. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, after WinME came Windows 2000 which was great. But I guess you're only counting the OSes marketed to consumers...

      (I actually consider WinXP awful, if compared to Win2k...)

    43. Re:but isn't that a somewhat expensive by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      Oooh, that's evil! Making your wife choose between a SSD and Windows 8! :)

  4. The man is right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may be worded a bit harsh, but in essence the man is right. Of course, hordes of marketeers will dispute this; But IT wasn't build on marketing, and if it was then it shouldn't.

    1. Re:The man is right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never worked with Apple or an Apple shop.

    2. Re:The man is right! by denis-The-menace · · Score: 5, Insightful

      RE: IT wasn't build on marketing

      I used to say this years ago.

      MS proved that you could sway IT decisions by wining and dining executives of organizations regardless of technical merits of the products.

      Soon after, MS products were sold on the lemming effect, alone.

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    3. Re:The man is right! by mnooning · · Score: 2

      This is simply not true.

      I am not suggesting that MS will do well with their hardware products. And you are right in that MS now appears to hold sway with IT. However, that is far from how they started out.

      For those who have long enough memories, there was an MS versus IBM world, with MSDOS versus IBM's DOS (Disk Operating System, not Denial Of Service). IBM held the corporate IT guys. MSDOS had no one but the masses to appeal to. The MSDOS was just as good and was nearly half the price. IBM with their hubris thought the masses would stick with IBM because they were IBM. The MSDOS got good reviews so the masses went for the much cheaper DOS. That is how MS grew so large and so fast. A few years later it was an MS NT versus IBM OS2. Both were hard to install, but huge numbers of people could not install OS2, and small numbers could not install NT. To add insult to injury, the free phone help ("fulfillment") numbers IBM published lead me to a phone number I would have to pay for. Needless to say I sent my OS2 back and purchased NT.

      Microsoft won because Microsoft had a much better, faster and cheaper product. Sadly, that was then. This is now.

    4. Re:The man is right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is simply not true.

      Speaking of which...

        For those who have long enough memories, there was an MS versus IBM world, with MSDOS versus IBM's DOS (Disk Operating System, not Denial Of Service). IBM held the corporate IT guys. MSDOS had no one but the masses to appeal to. The MSDOS was just as good and was nearly half the price. IBM with their hubris thought the masses would stick with IBM because they were IBM. The MSDOS got good reviews so the masses went for the much cheaper DOS.

      Microsoft won because Microsoft had a much better, faster and cheaper product. Sadly, that was then. This is now.

      Nonsense. MS DOS succeeded so well because MS negotiated per-CPU licenses rather than per-install. Ergo, anyone who installed PC DOS or DR DOS on their shipping units paid double for the privilege.

      That was then, and this is now.

    5. Re:The man is right! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Not quite true on OS/2 vs NT. NT was every bit as hard to install as OS/2, and slower, bigger, and much less compatible with existing software. However, Win95, though worse in most respects than OS/2, did install on much more machines, plus had name recognition from Win 3X. NT didn't really take off until after Win95 had beaten OS/2.

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    6. Re:The man is right! by mnooning · · Score: 1
      > NT didn't really take off until after Win95 had beaten OS/2

      Yes, that is true. Good memory!

    7. Re:The man is right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? IBM priced themselves out of the PC business because they built and sold the hardware themselves. They were undercut in price on IBM-compatible machines made elsewhere. MS put themselves on all of those machines, essentially, ending any notion of IBM ruling the desktop market. It was price and not quality that allowed MS to beat IBM.

    8. Re:The man is right! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You left Unix out of the picture. It was a big part of the political scene back then in the office. Unix machines were considered modern and mature, with the drawback of being expensive and from a disorganized groups of companies that refused to get along. The IBM PC was almost universally seen as a toy. Sort of, it wasn't really good enough to be a toy compared to Amiga, Atari, Apple, etc, instead it was a toy business machine.

    9. Re:The man is right! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Plus the Windows 95 interface on Windows NT really helped out as well. Before then, NT felt like using a powerful computer encumbered with a clumsy home computer interface. Even the most ugly CDE environment was nicer than NT3.

  5. Expertise does not translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    “Suppose that you are an expert user of Windows NT/XP/Vista/7, an expert user of an iPad, and an expert user of an Android phone you will have no idea how to use Windows 8,” Greenspun wrote.

     

    “Suppose that you are an expert user of Windows NT/XP/Vista/7, an expert user of Windows 8, and an expert user of an Android phone you will have no idea how to use an iPad,” Greenspun wrote.

    Seriouslt, playing around with settings,etc is frustratingly hard in iPhones atleast. The basic stuff is on the surface, the rest is 5 km below the surface

    1. Re:Expertise does not translate by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you hit one of the key issues with that article on the head. Of those listed, I found the iOS the be the hardest to work with, and even it was fairly simple.

      Windows 8 has some good ideas from the tablet perspective, but they do some idiotic things (the UI context switching the author mentioned, as well as the 'auto-hide' stuff that works better with a mouse than a touch interface). Are they as bad as the author was saying? No, but sensationalization gets clicks!

      Not saying I recommend Windows 8 (even with the difficulties, I'll take an iPhone over Windows 8 RT, and all the non-RT tablet hardware looks to suck). Fortunately, there's Android about.

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    2. Re:Expertise does not translate by mcspoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think there is also an expectation that Microsoft will fix the Windows 8 flaws... because they have shown in the past the ability to react to negative feedback (i.e. Vista = BAD, Win 7 = GOOD, now Win 8 = CRAP, therefore... Win 9 = teh aw3s0me)

      Windows 8, even in release mode, smells like beta testing. The general reaction has been very "ME/Vista"-like. So we expect them to improve it. Will they? That's the real question...

    3. Re:Expertise does not translate by Gr33nJ3ll0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Vista = BAD was largely a result of bad marketing, poor drivers, and large internal changes at the last minute.
      Win7 = Vista + SP2.

    4. Re:Expertise does not translate by mcspoo · · Score: 2

      That's the point. Will they recognize it and make the appropriate changes to Windows 8? Cause Windows 8 is going the same way as Vista right now...

    5. Re:Expertise does not translate by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      What exactly about iOS is hard to use?

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    6. Re:Expertise does not translate by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Seriouslt, playing around with settings,etc is frustratingly hard in iPhones atleast. The basic stuff is on the surface, the rest is 5 km below the surface

      It's frustratingly hard if you need the non-basic stuff, but for the typical consumer who only needs the basic stuff, it's easier.

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    7. Re:Expertise does not translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open Source Software development model applied to Closed Source one (i.e. paying to be a beta tester). Fail

    8. Re:Expertise does not translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it doesn't work like android, duh!

    9. Re:Expertise does not translate by davydagger · · Score: 0

      "Windows 8, even in release mode, smells like beta testing"

      you don't say, and anyone whos been following microshaft for the last 10 years should have seen this comming 2 years out?

      Why?

      It fits a "pattern of behavior" thats been true for over a decade.

    10. Re:Expertise does not translate by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Vista wasn't bad by design, only execution.

      Windows 8 is a bad design. It should never have made it out off the drawing board.

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    11. Re:Expertise does not translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because they have shown in the past the ability to react to negative feedback

      The users who have to deal with the idiotic ribbon interface would disagree with you. On some things Microsoft's ability to forge ahead with garbage is unparalleled, and Win8 might be one of those things.

    12. Re:Expertise does not translate by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Hard to use...not really. Hard to configure when you need to do something non-standard...hell yeah! I've been able to configure the APN settings on every phone I've owned since ~2000. for iOS you can't do it even if you wanted to. You have to download the iPhone Configuration Utility for Mac or Windows (Don't use those...tough) Then figure out how to use said utility to create a profile for the configuration you want and then sync the profile to your device. If your not near your PC and need to make a change...tough.

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    13. Re:Expertise does not translate by scubamage · · Score: 1

      And pesky bugs that persisted from the first alphas where the entire wireless networking stack would become corrupt after resuming from hibernation while connected to a wireless access point, requiring a full reinstall. Oh, and copy/paste that took 2 hours to copy a 100mb file. And hiding the majority of the configuration utilities from the home versions so that you couldn't fix issues that came up. Ram issues. It couldn't burn a full sized dual-layer DVD. Trying to get it to connect to a domain. The list goes on.

    14. Re:Expertise does not translate by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I didn't think Vista was horrible. It was better than Windows Me, 8, etc. IMO. I'd rather use Vista over 8 and Me! :O

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    15. Re:Expertise does not translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriouslt, playing around with settings,etc is frustratingly hard in iPhones atleast. The basic stuff is on the surface, the rest is 5 km below the surface

      There are various legitimate reasons to complain about iOS, but this is not one of them.

      By default, all settings in iOS are accessed from the "Settings" icon on the 1st homescreen. How could they possibly make it any more straightforward?

    16. Re:Expertise does not translate by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      I upgraded to Win8 from Vista. I never upgraded to Win7 due to the pricing, but $40 was worth it to me for the better performance over Vista. Once I installed a program to give me back the start menu, I have had no problems with 8. The only time I have to see the metro interface is once when logging on.

    17. Re:Expertise does not translate by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Makes sense Microsoft is doing this "Windows Blue" thing where they release a new version every year. Good for sweeping Windows 8 under the floor quickly, and people will be itching for a new Windows that isn't crap.

    18. Re:Expertise does not translate by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I never used ME, so I can't compare, but Windows 8 is good in some ways, for example it boots faster than Linux or OSX. All its crap is in Metro. OTOH, Vista had a decent UI (not much different than XP), but otherwise, it was crap. As bad as Metro is, I still prefer 8 to Vista.

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    19. Re:Expertise does not translate by antdude · · Score: 1

      W8's desktop usability just sucks for keyboard and mouse users. :(

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    20. Re:Expertise does not translate by harlequinn · · Score: 1

      "Bad" is entirely subjective. I think it's a clever and useful new interface.

      Mind you they didn't make it for computer geeks, they made it for the other 99% of the world that just wants quick and easy. "Oh but it's not quick and easy" you might say. That's because it's breaking the interface paradigms you're stuck in and you're not adapting.

      I've seen people who can't use Linux (any variant) or OS X because they're too different than Windows.

      I've seen people who think iOS is too complicated compared to Nokia OS.

      It's all relative to what you're comfortable using and how willing you are to learn a new paradigm.

      Fortunately for me I've used everything under the sun since 1987 - so relearning is as easy as pie.

    21. Re:Expertise does not translate by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It could have been fixed up though. But there is the problem of politics in some cases and a lack of time in others. Ie, politics says the metro screen is always there and can't be bypassed on bootup, and lack of time means that flaws with missing utilities and inconsistent search results and so forth don't get resolved before the hard release date. Politics also means that they bet the farm on an apps store and are giving store apps a higher precedence than traditional apps (ie, the "refresh" option to reinstall means real applications vanish but it will keep your toy apps around). Time also means they ship Windows 8 before a Windows 8 set off applications are ready (ie, no metro version of Office for it yet).

      But some changes could fix it. First, make Metro screen optional, and a choice stored as an account setting whether they get metro or desktop on login. Make metro an appliction on top of the desktop, not vice versa. Possibly have metro be an optional component, maybe one highly desired by tablet users by rarely used by desktop users, and there's nothing wrong with that. Forcing metro as the main interface is about as silly as making Microsoft Bob the primary interface to Office. Second, integrate desktop applications and metro applets closer together, don't try to keep the two worlds completely separate. Especially when the environments separately are incomplete and have to be used together anyway. Ie, the third party RetroUI allows putting metro apps into a window onto the desktop, or have a taskbar up in metro. Third, figure out a nicer way for mouse users to do stuff with metro, right now it's abysmal; the mouse should be much more important than touch interface because mice are extremely common and touch screens are extremely rare on PCs. Fourth, put the damn start button back.

    22. Re:Expertise does not translate by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      I guess you haven't tried Vista UI. Most of its glaring deficiencies have been fixed in 7, but not all. Try for example something as basic as searching for a file by name. Or, using a scroller in the directory part of an "open file" dialog.

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    23. Re:Expertise does not translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista sucked. Vista SP1 didn't help much. Vista SP2 works but has performance issues loading apps for the first time; however it still works. The closest comparison for Windows 8 is like another Windows Me.

    24. Re:Expertise does not translate by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Vista was a step in the right direction, but implemented badly. Windows 7 was Vista done properly.

      I just don't see how you can do Windows 8 properly. The problem isn't so much the implementation as the whole direction the software is moving in.

    25. Re:Expertise does not translate by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You know, having been forced to endure the use of Office 2007, including a fair bit of programming for Excel, I can say that the ribbon is about the only thing I don't hate about Office. Maybe it's because I never used it much without the ribbon, and, God willing, won't ever have to use it much again.

      It's funny that this piece talks about Windows 8 being a Christmas gift for your enemies, because I've always said I wouldn't wish Microsoft Word on anyone, even my enemies.

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    26. Re:Expertise does not translate by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      So instead of every three years we get a new version of Windows every year. Sounds great. Now we can look forward to an annual event that includes:

      1. Explorer still sucks after 10^H^H^ 15^H^H 17^H^H 18 years and counting. Right click on a network drive... hourglass for 30 seconds, just like in Windows 95.
      2. The Control Panel has been reorganized in yet another completely arbitrary way.
      3. Still slower when copying files to network shares than Windows XP,.. or Kermit using two tin cans and a string.
      4. All your software still runs faster in a Windows XP VM... on the same machine.
      5. IE updated with features every other browser had 5 years ago.
      6. WMP still doesn't play OGG files.
      7. Windows Troubleshooting still never solves any problem.
      8. Word still takes 30 seconds to load a document.
      9. Outlook still takes a minute to load.
      10. About once a week when you try to reopen an Excel document you just successfully saved, it warns you that it been corrupted and needs to be fixed.
      11. Wireless network still sometimes gets wedged so hard you have to reboot to fix it, because the "Repair" feature, the single most useful feature ever added to Windows networking, was removed when Vista came out.
      12. You get to pay for it!!!!

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    27. Re:Expertise does not translate by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      This user who uses the Ribbon interface disagrees with you, Mr. AC.

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    28. Re:Expertise does not translate by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

      You'll take an iPhone (hardware) over WinRT (software) ... Weird.

    29. Re:Expertise does not translate by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

      My win8 release setup doesn't fel like beta, it's super stable and I haven't had any problems.

    30. Re:Expertise does not translate by toddestan · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, the built-in search in Windows 7 is about as useless as the one in Vista. If I want to search for a file by name it's faster, easier, and more reliable to go to the command prompt and use dir /s.

    31. Re:Expertise does not translate by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Given my prior experience, it just wasn't as intuitive as the others.

      I didn't say it was hard to use, just harder. I used a comparative, not an absolute. It was the only one where I needed to go online to figure out how to go online for some basic configuration/setup help.

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    32. Re:Expertise does not translate by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      What exactly about iOS is hard to use?

      Help me out with my iPhone 5: how do I get rid of the Newstand App? How can I even hide it? The "create a folder and then quickly drag the app onto the folder" thing doesn't seem to work for me, by the way.

      Why does my iPhone 5 often need to be plugged into my PC 3 or 4 times before it will be recognized in iTunes?

      Once Siri bugs out and stops letting me speak into the microphone to give voice input, how do I get it to work again? Resetting the phone doesn't work, but usually after a few days it starts listening again.

      I want to put apps just in the four corners of my display, not all over it in an ugly and rather unusable grid. How can I do that?

      I want to quickly copy a 10 GB folder onto my iPhone from my computer. How can I do that?

      Why does the mail app show that I have 5 unread messages but show none in my inbox? Why does the gmail app show the messages correctly if the iPhone mail app can't?

      Once I get a telemarketing call, how can I block all calls that share the same area code and 3 number prefix as that number?

      These are a small handful of the things I'd really like answers for on my iPhone. I was able to do them all trivially on my SGS2 by either flipping through menus for 30 seconds or doing an obvious search in the stupidly named Google Play Store. Despite all this I like the iPhone 5, mostly for its great battery life.

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  6. That bad? by aissixtir · · Score: 1

    I havent tried it yet and I will not try it since just yesterday I moved into suse 12.2. But is it really that bad?

    1. Re:That bad? by Xacid · · Score: 5, Informative

      I really wanted to like it and bought into their promo deal to put it onto my laptop (like $40 for a legit copy of Win 8 Upgrade).

      But I've run into the same gripes as him regarding the interface. If you were just in the Modern UI 100% of the time on the tablet it wouldn't be a terrible experience. However, it tries to switch back and forth from that interface to the traditional desktop interface and does so very, very poorly. Even on a tablet this transition is godawful. It's worse on a non-touchscreen laptop.

      The new "start menu" just adds more work for me and adds very little value to the experience. This isn't a bad format for a tablet, but when you're on a laptop and not in the Modern UI - forcing the use of that new start menu is just absurd.

      Now, it does seem to be a bit more responsive than Windows 7 and has a couple of neat features - for example the taskbar now extends across multiple screens and you can set its behavior to a couple of different methods. It seems to integrate nicely w/ the xbox environment but I'm waiting to see what its full potential will be for that.

      Overall there are just a lot of things like "are you friggin serious?". In the land of UI the amount of mouse movement, clicks, and typing is how we define "work" and yet for some reason MS has been wanting to add more work to a lot of the user's tasks. This is something I still don't quite understand. (Look at the office ribbon - despite some of its nice features there are quite a few places where it just managed to add more work for the user to accomplish a task).

      So yeah, it's that bad. I don't outright hate it but it's because I've modified a lot of it so far to fit what I'm after. I would absolutely recommend against it for a non geek to upgrade to.

    2. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I installed it on my ancient Inspiron 640m laptop (bought it in 2006). This is a laptop with no touch screen and no multitouch gestures. Personally, I really don't see why people are so up in arms over Windows 8. A simple Windows+D keystroke takes you into desktop mode and you can choose to remain there as long as you wish. I do hate the removal of the windows launcher in Desktop mode, but there are alternative options out there to get back that functionality.

      What I do like is going into the Metro interface when I'm not looking to do intensive work on my laptop. Things are quite snappy, and some of the metro specific apps are quite nice. It isn't a game changer, but I don't get what the hate is about. If my laptop had a touchscreen, I'd probably appreciate the metro component of it a lot more. I also like the limited multiwindow (only 2 really), multitasking in Metro (for a tablet OS...IOS is hopeless, and Android doesn't allow side by side apps either unless you have some heavy duty manufacturer customization a la the Galaxy Note), and the gestures and charms bar, and pretty much all of it works reasonably well even with a mouse (though I can see it being much snappier and more fun with a touch screen).

      I agree with the sentiment of many people that it doesn't feel like one cohesive OS...and frankly, I don't think it can or should ever be that. It seems like a great OS for laptops/tablets with touch screens where you can use it like a tablet with the Metro UI and also be very productive on it in your traditional desktop mode. The OS itself is reasonably lightweight (by Windows standards) and seems to run quite well on my ancient laptop.

      I do see Win 8 as being very appealing for HTPCs and I am considering installing it on mine. The tiles really lend themselves to HTPC use, and with the introduction of Windows 8, you now have dedicated streaming apps like that from Netflix that are easier to use on an HTPC in comparison to having to resort to a browser and the Netflix website to stream movies/tv shows. So imho, Win 8 seems great for newer touch screen laptops, HTPCs and tablet-laptop hybrid devices. For traditional desktops, there seems to be very limited value in upgrading to Windows 8.

    3. Re:That bad? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      No. It isn't even that bad on a non-touch screen device.

      I installed win8 pre-release on a cheap laptop. Is it annoying on a non-touch screen device? Yes. But, on the whole, I found it to be decent.

      As far as I can tell this is just some MS hate from someone who is upset Win8 tablets are exactly like Apple and Android tablets.

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    4. Re:That bad? by SirKveldulv · · Score: 1, Interesting

      RE: Start menu Do you know you can type the name of the program, or area of the settings you're after? Geeks should love this, since it's much easier to operate with the keyboard than previous versions of windows. Searching by typing a few letters vs hunting through menus is easier, period. Win-Q for Apps Win-W for settings > metro I'm not a huge fan, so I don't use metro apps. I have played around with a few from the app store, and the potential for great software is there. IF you don't like metro, don't use it. Personally I think windows 8 is fantastic. Yes some things have changed, get with the program. The huge performance improvements and streamlining of the OS make up for any discomfort. Like someone else has said, it's a shame the underlying improvements are lost in all noise from people whinging about some GUI changes.

    5. Re:That bad? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      I was expecting it to be horrible. I underestimated the sheer clusterfuckitude that is Win8.

    6. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use win 8 on a secondary box and honestly if I could find a 19 inch 4:3 touch screen (wide screen monitors don't fit my 4 screen mounting setup) I would really like it.

      It has the same problems a first version of a new UI has..
      heck I remember people BITCHING about the minor UI changes from win 98 to XP and the changes from XP to Win 7 (there was no vista it did not exist).

      So there will be growing pains. but it is not as bad as all that

      I will say if you are an old school keyboard cowboy it is MUCH better than you think a there seem to be more keyboard shortcuts to things than previous versions of windows, so much so that without a touch screen these shortcuts are a MUST to learn. and honestly I think it makes me faster than having to switch to a mouse constantly.

    7. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I got it during the promo ($40) for my desktop to have a legit operating system and I completely agree. It's not that difficult to use and I rarely even look at the metro interface and I haven't even bothered installing a start button replacement. You don't even need WinD since the desktop button is quite prominent in the metro interface. I really don't understand the massive amounts of hate and the complaint that it's hard to get used to. Yes the metro apps could use close buttons in the worst sort of way for those who don't know about alt f4 and the metro interface isn't necessary with desktop, but it's not enough to say you must hate someone if you buy it for them.

    8. Re:That bad? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You felt so strongly that the "cool" Windows 8 UI is the way of the future and that people who prefer the "old, lame way" are "lazy, old dogs" that you just had to register a Slashdot account today to say it. I respect the strength of your convictions.

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    9. Re:That bad? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A simple Windows+D keystroke takes you into desktop mode and you can choose to remain there as long as you wish. I do hate the removal of the windows launcher in Desktop mode, but there are alternative options out there to get back that functionality.

      This is what's really bugging me about everything I read that has to do with Windows 8, people are constantly making excuses for it.

      Seriously, it became ok to remove a feature that seemed to be essential to the system because we can download a third party module that will fix it? Honestly, If there is such a demand for a feature that people have to download an extension to get the feature back, is that maybe something that shouldn't have been removed in the first place? and it's ok that it starts up in "tablet" mode a.k.a "Metro" on a laptop or PC because all you have to do to start getting work done is press Win+D?

      To me this all sounds like utter intolerable insanity. Because people keep making excuses it makes me seriously think there's something else going on there and any positive message concerning Win8 needs to be taken with a mountain of salt.

      My bet is the first change they'll tote in Windows 9 is the convenient new start menu where applications can be launched without having to use the metro interface. The next thing will be that it starts up in Desktop mode on Laptops and PCs by default and Metro on tables and phones.

    10. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know you could hit Win key and type to search since Vista, minus the great Metro "bonus" of making you drop your mental context by distracting you and hiding your current work from you?

    11. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who praises the ribbon is a MS shill. It's a terrible UI convention. There is nothing redeeming about it, unless hiding features and alienating users is a good thing to you. Similarly, your argument for Metro/Win8 is that it works, it's not that challenging, and it's "a cool new UI". My argument is that working is expected, it makes tasks that used to be easier harder, and it's not cool at all. Also, if you're in my generation, kindly gtfo. It's not just "old dogs" that hate useless changes. I wouldn't say I have an axe to grind against MS, I just know a polished turd when I see it...Win7 was great.

    12. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't outright hate it but it's because I've modified a lot of it so far to fit what I'm after

      Everybody knows you have to reinstall Windows every once in a while ... will you go through that hell each time? I mean, even for an experienced user it will become a PITA very soon.

    13. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You felt the need to look up his previous posts and realized he registered a new account. You must be one of those people that not only give negative rep to posts simply because you disagree, but also feel the need to go back and give negative rep to all of their recent posts to really hammer their Karma. I see how you like to enforce "your convictions". And yes I'm posting Anon. Don't need to mess up my excellent karma by pointing out your duplicity.

    14. Re:That bad? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 0

      Your rant would make more sense if I had modded him down instead of replying to him directly.

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    15. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad hominem, that sure is the proper way to refute someone's argument right?

      Though feel free to ignore that and continue with your FUD because I'm just posting as AC instead of going back in time to sign up for an account. Anything I say must be the words of a shill.

    16. Re:That bad? by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you know you can type the name of the program, or area of the settings you're after? Geeks should love this, since it's much easier to operate with the keyboard than previous versions of windows. Searching by typing a few letters vs hunting through menus is easier, period.

      The exact same thing is available in Windows 7.

    17. Re:That bad? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm Shhh, don't tell him about the "old, lame way" of the wheel; I hate to think what he would call something *thousands* of years old ... ;-)

    18. Re:That bad? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Look at the office ribbon - despite some of its nice features there are quite a few places where it just managed to add more work for the user to accomplish a task

      Yeah, for a while I disliked ribbons, but then I realized the true problems aren't ribbons. Ribbons are great in their place, but the way Microsoft uses them is horrible.

      There's nothing wrong with ribbons, it's just the standard Microsoft UI.

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    19. Re:That bad? by dugancent · · Score: 1

      Running a windows xp box at home since 2005 without a single reinstall.

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    20. Re:That bad? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      Instead of whining how about trying to add something positive to the discussion instead? The fact that you are obsessed with the messenger instead of the message proves you are being an Arrogant Cunt. Grow the fuck up.

      Bringing this thread back on topic ...

      . /oblg. Joke: "I heard they were renaming 'Windows' to 'Window' because that is all you can have open in new version!" (rimshot)

      Looks like other people are running into the same retarded Win 8 design ...
      http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/gadgetbox/8-worst-windows-8-annoyances-how-fix-them-962136

      I also see Microsoft is copying Unix now via shutdown ... LOL
            "shutdown /r /t 0"

    21. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, If there is such a demand for a feature that people have to download an extension to get the feature back, is that maybe something that shouldn't have been removed in the first place

      This is usually what people say about apple users having to 'jailbreak' their iPhones.

      The workaround is enough to keep us buying the things but you are right: the feature really should be there from the factory.

    22. Re:That bad? by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      I haven't used Win8, and since other than at work and for occasional gaming, I use Linux, I have no intentions in doing so in the near future. Obviously, I can't form any real opinion on it, but I've seen nothing about it that compels me to switch. What are the improvements to the UI you speak of, and how do they actually improve the Windows experience?

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    23. Re:That bad? by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Insightful

      . Its as if they dont even care that windows 8 is more efficient and faster than windows 7.

      Can't speak for the others, but I sure as hell don't. What's the point in squeaking out an extra 5% faster speed when idiotic UI design makes everything I do take 20% longer anyway.

      There's a reason people use PCs for actual work, and not tablets. Trying to make the PC act like a tablet was a bloody stupid decision when Ubuntu did it, and it's no more intelligent when Micky does it. Even less so, since they've actually got something to lose.

    24. Re:That bad? by chargersfan420 · · Score: 1

      Claiming that a UI element (like the start screen or the ribbon) is a "two hour learning curve" is disingenuous.

      Whenever I change my login password, I find myself typing in the old password first, for at least a week or two. Using a UI becomes a habit that the user doesn't have to think about, they just use it. The job of a UI is to not get in the way.

      So when you completely change the UI, it takes the typical user much more than "two hours" to get used to doing things differently. It can take weeks, months even, to get used to doing things a different way. While the user is getting used to this different method, they constantly have to think about how to interact with the UI, whereas on the old paradigm it didn't require much in the way of brainpower. It was more to do with muscle memory. That can be a hard habit to break.

    25. Re:That bad? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm sure GP's convictions are strong - at least so long as the checks keep coming.

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    26. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh zowie, I can type the name of the program.

      Oh wait, what the fuck was that program called? It's not like there's only 17 programs ever created on earth.

      Currently, I go start - graphics - whatever imaging program I need. Or start - cellphone - whatever that cell program is that I need.

      It's called categorization... something that's UNBELIEVABLY easy to both set up and use on the old system, and lets me find ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, even if I have no idea what its name is since I only use it a handful of times a year.

    27. Re:That bad? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...says the guy who has literally never posted anything other than about how Windows 8, Surface, and IE10 are much better than the competition (and the older products they're replacing).

      Free tip to shills (and yes, I'm calling you a shill): mix it up a little. Talk about something funny at work. Mention a local restaurant. Make a car analogy. Just don't come in and make comment after predictable comment saying the exact same thing.

      And in the unlikely event that you're not a shill? Get a hobby. Seriously. There is more to life than the most recent software releases of any megacorporation. Explore your other interests a little. It's a big world!

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    28. Re:That bad? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      no, its not. Because now you can type movie names and have it find it on netflix

    29. Re:That bad? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      Seriously, it became ok to remove a feature that seemed to be essential to the system because we can download a third party module that will fix it?

      But thats just it, it seems essential but its not!. The old start menu was redundant. The windows 7 taskbar is where you pin your frequently used apps. The start menu was just a list of installed stuff you rarely go to on a daily basis. Well that still exists, but in a full screen menu thats easier to use and its where tablet apps run.

      The start menu isnt essential. I rarely use the start menu now. You do not use windows 8, like windows 95.

    30. Re:That bad? by rumpsummoner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What exactly was taken away? The start button?

      Seriously. When you have a start button, you do the following:
      move your mouse to the bottom left corner of the screen,
      click it,
      move your mouse to the app you want to open,
      click it.

      In Windows 8 it works like this:
      move your mouse to the bottom left corner of the screen,
      click it,
      move your mouse to the app you want to open,
      click it.

      It's the exact same. I swear the people complaining about this stuff aren't actually using it. I always feel like I'm using a different product than the one people are reviewing.

    31. Re:That bad? by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 0

      I read about all the Windows 8 hate, but I also read about the many cool new features. From everything I read, Windows 8 sounded better except the metro interface and that was mitigated if you used keyboard shortcuts. I decided to give it a try at the limited time upgrade price of $40.

      My take on it is that I like Windows 8 over Windows 7. Would I like a start menu over metro tile UI? Well, yeah. However, the fact of the matter is that I rarely use metro. 99% of my time is spent in desktop mode. I only use it for searching apps, just as I did in Windows Vista/7. Hit Windows key and start typing and hit enter on my app. Metro, also, displays your most used apps, just like 7. So you can just click those if you want too. Any apps I don't have automatically start, I just pin to my taskbar, though, and then I can run them in desktop mode.

      Here are my reasons why I like Windows 8:
      *) Boot/shutdown time reduced. I don't really notice this, though. Windows 7 was fast too.
      *) Much improved task manager. This thing is a beast. A bunch of performance measurements in one SIMPLE place. Seeing what is using cpu/network/disk/memory in one spot is nice.
      *) Windows explorer has a bunch of advanced and simple to use toolbar options by default. (I use them rarely, but I appreciate they are there.)
      *) Master volume is overlayed on the screen as you change it with keyboard buttons. Previously I had to use 3rd party drivers/software for this.
      *) No more Aero UI. Just a plain interface. I don't need the extra pretty graphics and I assume this gets better performance even if only a sliver.
      *) File copying is much better. You get a nice graph and the time estimate is actually accurate now. You can, also, pause it. This has made a world of difference for my external drive.
      *) Win-X: Pops up a menu of many administration tasks. (ie. Control panel, disk management, command prompt, run, etc). You can, also, modify this list with a 3rd party program.
      *) Notepad is MUCH faster now. I'm not sure what they did, but in 7 and below, notepad would take seconds to load/display a simple 25MB file. Now it is instant.
      *) Storage Spaces. I'm not using it yet, but being able to put drives in a pool is nice and I foresee use in the future. Built-in unraid. Yes, please.
      *) Microsoft Security Essentials built in. (Called Windows Defender.) Malware/antivirus for the masses. (Supposedly it isn't quite as good at 0 day exploits as some other antivirus software, but for my purposes it is fine and it doesn't take up much resources.)
      *) Win-P Shortcut: Easily change monitors in use and/or extend desktop. I use this to activate/deactivate my tv.

      Cons:
      *) I disabled the login/lock screen foreground wallpaper. This required you to click once before you saw your login box. This was simple and works the way I want now.
      *) Don't like how metro tries to handle windows updates. However, the old Windows update from Vista/7 is still there, so I usually access that through the control panel.
      *) Metro. I've disabled most tiles. It's pretty much used to search only and isn't a hindrance to me.

      Here's what I think: If the start menu was available in Windows 8, it would've been very well received as a better OS than 7. The lack of it for me is not a problem as I search my apps anyway, just as I did in Vista/7. For those that are used to clicking with the mouse and can't change, they can get Classic Shell or Start8. I haven't tried either and probably won't, though, because they aren't needed for me. I definitely do not regret my purchase.

    32. Re:That bad? by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Second that. I even think it's common between people "befuddled" by Windows 8, GNOME 3 haters, and people who loudly complain every time Facebook changes its layout. Oh noes, they've changed everything!

      I had to use Windows 8 for a couple of days recently, on a non-touch PC at that, and I just don't see what the fuss is all about. The Metro home screen is replaces the Start menu, and it's better. Same story with ribbons earlier: people think 3-level menus were all she wrote in desktop UI? Really?

      I guess for some it's a big shock to find themselves in a full-screen Metro application with no visual clues how to get out of it. I learned my way around the Windows key long ago, so I was up and running in no time. Same with GNOME 3. I guess many people have been using mouse exclusively for navigation, which was too clunky for me anyway even with the 1990s-vintage desktop environments. With touch, you get gestures, which are of course just impossible to figure out nevermind that you bought yourself a touch-oriented device.

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    33. Re:That bad? by m4053946 · · Score: 2

      Sheesh, it seems that every post that is pro-microsoft gets these types of personal attacks. I imagine the typical slashdot user as a grumpy old man; the type of person who used to complain about windows saying that DOS was far superior. And, complaining about new users? Seriously? Still upset about the long September? No, Windows 8 isn't perfect, but accusing people who like it of being shills is silly.

    34. Re:That bad? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's exactly the same, except that 1) Start menu does not take up your whole screen, and 2) It organizes apps into folders, which are collapsed by default, and can be arbitrarily nested. Which is to say that it's not really the same.

    35. Re:That bad? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But thats just it, it seems essential but its not!

      If it seems essential, millions of users are screaming "we need it" and third parties are writing extensions to put it back, it was essential. The start menu is a nicely organized hierarchical structure where it's easy to find applications I might not necessarily know the name of off the top of my head.

      The Metro interface looks like my daughter ate a box of crayons and barfed on several place mats. There are so many issues I could literally type a fifty page document on how not to do usability when designing an interface for human computer interaction.

      Not to mention from what I've read and seen demonstrated the Metro interface could possibly be used as advertising platform by constantly updating tiles to display new sales, promotions, etc... You know marketing firms will take full advantage of that. Who wants to read dozens of advertisements when you're trying to find an application to do work with?

      Please don't go around tell everyone out there the start menu isn't essential to them because you don't use it. I might as well go around saying cars don't need blinkers because my father-in-law doesn't use them.

    36. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep..almost all of this type "W8" sux starts and ends with the new Start menu. Besides this, there are some trivial annoyance things for advanced users and thats it. Besides this, its quite nice OS with more things made good than bad so fck the whiners.

    37. Re:That bad? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Well that still exists, but in a full screen menu thats easier to use and its where tablet apps run.

      .... You do not use windows 8, like windows 95.

      A full screen menu is fucking great on a single monitor desktop, where you want to view the menu and read instructions at the same time!!! Go Tabesktop!

      What is the major difference between desktops in '95 days and W8 days? Lets see, you open programs, view data, enter data... Um, desktop seems pretty much the same to me. Yes, more of the data is coming via a network port, and the program names are different. Other then that you still SHOULD use them the same, why throw 15+ years of training out the 'windows' (heh pun intended), in a system that generally worked.

    38. Re:That bad? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      I was just about to say pretty much the same thing. As I posted above in another tangent, I might not know the name of the application I'm looking for off the top of my head and swiping horizontally (which is another completely unintuitive feather on a desktop) through dozens of pages of dozens of blinking colourful tiles that are constantly being updated (possibly with targeted advertisements) is not going to make it any easier to find the app I need.

    39. Re:That bad? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      *Feature not Feather

    40. Re:That bad? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In windows 8 it works more like this...

      You poke at the bottom left corner for the square to pop up and click it.
      You look for the app you want to open it's not there???
      You ask a friend about it...
      You now know to right click.
      You right click on the desktop
      You drag your mouse from the left side of the screen to the right side of the screen to click all apps.
      You click all apps.
      The app you want is closer to the left side of the screen now, so you drag your mouse back to the left side and
      click it.
      You make a shortcut on your desktop so you don't have to deal with that shit again.
      You also make a batch file on your desktop containing 'shutdown /r /t 0' rather then poke around to get the shutdown menu to show up.

      I'm guessing you are using a different product then I'm running. 'Cause I just described the Windows 8 I am using.

    41. Re:That bad? by kaatochacha · · Score: 2

      I'm going to risk getting hammered for this, but the Ribbon actually did work. The key, however, was you had to be someone with no prior experience with MS software. It was more intuitive if you were completely unexposed to prior ways of doing things.
      I actually liked it, because once you figured that out, things were a bit more simple. You just had to pretend like you were an idiot-- (insert jokes here).
      But since that sort of "non knowledge" is impossible to find, everyone hated it.
      Next time you run into the ribbon, try that.

    42. Re:That bad? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Careful. You might mess up your excellent karma by pointing out his duplicity.

    43. Re:That bad? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      no, its not. Because now you can type movie names and have it find it on netflix

      That sounds like a brilliant idea, and I'm sure that all users will embrace it without reservation.

    44. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, it became ok to remove a feature that seemed to be essential to the system... because we can download a third party module that will fix it? Honestly, If there is such a demand for a feature that people have to download an extension to get the feature back, is that maybe something that shouldn't have been removed in the first place? and it's ok that it starts up in "tablet" mode a.k.a "Metro" on a laptop or PC because all you have to do to start getting work done is press Win+D?

      To me this all sounds like utter intolerable insanity. Because people keep making excuses it makes me seriously think there's something else going on there and any positive message concerning Win8 needs to be taken with a mountain of salt.

      You can thank Sinofsky for that. Good riddance to that twit.

    45. Re:That bad? by c · · Score: 1

      > Sheesh, it seems that every post that is pro-microsoft gets these types of personal attacks.

      Starting about 300000 uids ago, an interesting trend was noted... every /. story with a Microsoft angle (either about Microsoft or Google, mainly) had a very early "first post" with a definite pro-Microsoft theme. In many cases, the content was only loosely related to the actual story. The poster was always a new account with no previous comment history.

      There's a few theories as to who's doing this, but it's generally agreed that it's someone working for Microsoft in one form or another (directly, through some marketing arrangement, etc).

      One of the most obvious impacts is that any new pro-Microsoft poster is written off as being one of those throwaway accounts. Another impact is that those posts get modded down to "Troll" so fast most users will never see them.

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    46. Re:That bad? by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      (Look at the office ribbon - despite some of its nice features there are quite a few places where it just managed to add more work for the user to accomplish a task

      I disagree entirely. I much prefer the ribbon to the old pull-down interface. Heck, even Matlab switched to a ribbon over the old drop down menus. Once again, it's that steep 30 minute learning curve throwing folks off, they just want to do it the old, lame way.

      Good for you. For me it's been a few years, and I'm still pretty pissed at it. When MS deems it necessary to publish a "search the ribbon"-plugin, you know they've admitted failure. Case in point: I wanted to make a pivottable in Excel 2010. Where the fuck could it be? After a few minutes of staring at icons and expanding secondary options I googled and downloaded the "search commands" plugin. Turns out pivot stuff is no longer present in the fucking ribbon according to the plugin, how's that for convenience?

      I guess that if you're of the point'n'drool secretary variety and the most advanced thing you've done is to change font colour to pink in winword, the ribbon won't slow you down much. If you're like me, and have used an estimated 90% of Excel's features at some point or another during the last thirteen years, the search commands is a godsend (and the ribbon is shit). Figuring out where the features are and how they've disguised them as icons (to cater to illiterates, I suppose) is a damned chore if most of the features you use are not on the home tab, or even in the goddamned ribbon at all. Give me some menus with text in them to scan any time, or even better an integrated search-as-you type option.

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    47. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't come in and make comment after predictable comment saying the exact same thing.

      Why? The droves of anti-microsoft (well I guess we should call them free-thinkers here if a pro-microsoft opinion makes you a shill) the free-thinkers here keep droning on and on about the same issues day after day. It's the exact same expounding of opinions on every Microsoft related topic.

    48. Re:That bad? by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I very much agree with this.

      I've used Launchy for years, it's a quick search/start bar for applications similar to KDE's Alt+F2 bar. I still use the start menu (and the Kickoff launcher) to find things that are oddly named. The start screen makes that second task harder. It also arguably makes the first task harder, since the Windows 7 start search can be accessed keyboard only without taking one's eyes off the main screen, while the new start screen's search can't.

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    49. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm I have windows 8 at home and I actually like it. It did take a day or two to get used to, but that really doesn't bother me. The interface itself is very simple and easy to use it is very different though. My only real complaint is Virtual PC not being available.

      I have a surface and I really like that too so I really don't get what everyone is complaining about. Than again I still find people complaining about Ribbon interface I happen to like that one as well. People just seem to be resistant to change.

    50. Re:That bad? by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it became ok to remove a feature that seemed to be essential to the system because we can download a third party module that will fix it? Honestly, If there is such a demand for a feature that people have to download an extension to get the feature back, is that maybe something that shouldn't have been removed in the first place? and it's ok that it starts up in "tablet" mode a.k.a "Metro" on a laptop or PC because all you have to do to start getting work done is press Win+D?

      All you really have to do to start getting your regular work done is to, don't miss any step: 1) click the tile you have put up on the start screen.
      Of course this requires a minimal amount of customization, who does that when you can look at the new system for two minutes in a mall and go spew rage on internet forums.

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    51. Re:That bad? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Whats the difference? We now have mobile touch based devices.

    52. Re:That bad? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      Yawn. I know its hard for you to believe, but there are people with opinions in this world that differ from yours, but you go ahead and comfort your poor little baby ego and tell yourself i'm a shill.

      aww.. your ego is so fragile.

    53. Re:That bad? by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      You make a shortcut on your desktop so you don't have to deal with that shit again. You also make a batch file on your desktop containing 'shutdown /r /t 0' rather then poke around to get the shutdown menu to show up.

      I'm guessing you are using a different product then I'm running. 'Cause I just described the Windows 8 I am using.

      Not sure if the new Start screen is good for basic users, but I certainly did not like this. However after experimenting with key combos I'm not planning to downgrade back to 7. Not sure if you are interested, but one of the ways to shut it down is to click taskbar or desktop and then alt+F4. (Another is the menu from Win+i or Win+C).

      After some experimenting Win+Q (programs) & Win+W (settings) and typing something (Like in Seven), along with Win+E have saved some time as well. There's also a key combo for viewing all programs, but I can't remember it as I don't use it). Currently my biggest annoyance with 8 is that 7 looked better. (A few WPF controls are clearer in 8, but all these squares are a bit boring in my mind)

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    54. Re:That bad? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      If it seems essential, millions of users are screaming "we need it" and third parties are writing extensions to put it back, it was essential.

      Just like people were screaming for the classic start menu when the new one was introduced in Windows Vista, or people were screaming for the program manager when the start menu was initially introduced. People complaining they don't like change or new things is nothing new.

      See the following for a brief internet history lesson:

      http://www.uniquetipsonline.com/how-to-bring-back-the-old-windows-xp-style-to-windows-7-start-menu/
      http://www.windows7taskforce.com/view/738
      http://allnurses-breakroom.com/technology-internet-software/bring-back-xp-787518.html
      http://www.errorteck.com/good-to-know/windows-7-tips-and-tricks/how-to-bring-back-the-windows-xp-start-menu.html
      http://www.killertechtips.com/2009/05/20/get-the-classic-start-menu-in-windows-7/
      http://www.ehow.com/how_5887131_start-menu-back-xp.html


      To be clear, all these links are about bringing back the "Classic" (for varying definitions of classic) start menu to either XP, Vista, or Windows 7. Yes, every Windows version has faced the same resistance. Windows 8 is probably facing more because A) it's a bigger change than ever and B) more people are using computers than ever.

      Here is one of my favorite articles, which muses on the rampant criticism of Windows 95.

      Where have all the critics gone? It's been only nine months since Windows 95 made its long-awaited debut amid much naysaying and predictions of doom, yet the endless carping appears to have ebbed. Did '95 just go away or buckle beneath the waves of criticism? No,in fact, Windows '95 has settled in quite nicely as the operating system of choice.

      The human condition seems resistant to change by nature, especially when a learning curve is required during adulthood. We are creatures of habit, but the migration to Windows 95 has proven to be painless and even die hard DOS and Windows 3.x critics are slowly seeing the light and playing "one-up" as they share their favorite Win95 shortcuts or tricks.

      In 9 months, I'm sure the daily march of Windows 8 hate across the Slashdot front page will come to an end in much the same way.

      The start menu is a nicely organized hierarchical structure where it's easy to find applications I might not necessarily know the name of off the top of my head.

      Then go to the all apps list. It's the same hierarchical structure derived from the same folder as the old start menu: %USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs. You can even pin this folder as a toolbar on the taskbar and you have your start menu back.

      Not to mention from what I've read and seen demonstrated the Metro interface could possibly be used as advertising platform by constantly updating tiles to display new sales, promotions, etc...

      So you haven't actually personally used it then? Anyway, you *choose* the apps you want on your start screen. If some app is trying to advertise to you, then delete it. Alternatively, you can turn live tiles off on a per-app basis.

    55. Re:That bad? by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      So when you completely change the UI, it takes the typical user much more than "two hours" to get used to doing things differently. It can take weeks, months even, to get used to doing things a different way.

      I suspected this is the problem with Metro UI, GNOME 3, your favorite website's new look of the month, and in fact any new UI under the sun. If it's such a big problem, why switch? If your workplace upgrades the UI for you, well, tough nuts, you are paid to be professional and adapting to changes in the work environment is part of it, so don't go all Waddams on them.

      I bet there are still people out there using Norton Commander.

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    56. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...
      Try doing this on multi-monitor system where there is One pixel difference between "Start" menu and the next monitor.

      and

      also thing are scattered all over a place some on the desktop, some in metro, some in metro and then desktop:
      Example:
      I plug in a USB drive do some work in it and then want to eject it, so i go to bottom left corner and "Devices", click on it.... the only thing there is "Second Monitor"
      So in order to eject the USB i have to go to the desktop and us taskbar notification like i did in widows 7... so what is a reason to have Metro Devices menu.
      Example:
      "Programs" search will only work from metro
      Example:
      Windows update first bring you to Metro and if you get an error then it bring you to Desktop.

      So just like others have said, why create to different UI's that are not compatible with each other and at the same time require use of both?

    57. Re:That bad? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Shutdown.exe has existed since at least Windows 2000 (I don't have an NT4 / Win9x box handy to check on). "Microsoft is copying..." with a feature that they've had for over a decade?

      Also, "oblig. Joke" and "Microsoft is copying... LOL" comments scarcely constitute the "add something positive" you're espousing above either.

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    58. Re:That bad? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Actually introduced in Vista, even (like at least half of the features commonly attributed to Win7).

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    59. Re:That bad? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      For that matter, the Start button (which appears when you mouse to the lower left corner) has a new trick as well: right-click it and you get a menu for direct access to a bunch of nice stuff, like Control Panel, Command Prompt (with or without Admin), Computer Management, and Run (if Win+R is too hard). It can also be used to switch immediately to the desktop from within any app.

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    60. Re:That bad? by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Oh zowie, I can type the name of the program.

      Oh wait, what the fuck was that program called? It's not like there's only 17 programs ever created on earth.

      Currently, I go start - graphics - whatever imaging program I need. Or start - cellphone - whatever that cell program is that I need.

      It's called categorization... something that's UNBELIEVABLY easy to both set up and use on the old system, and lets me find ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, even if I have no idea what its name is since I only use it a handful of times a year.

      Oh yeah, I was good at it too, managing the train wreck which was the Windows start menu. Until Windows 7 came along, at which point I stopped giving a fuck, pinned things I really care about to places where I can easily find them, and used search for the rest. For that "handful of times a year" moment, I can brute-force the whole menu with some memory cues: "I'm pretty sure Acme Inc. didn't make that application. Who thought naming top-level items after the vendors was a good idea, anyway?". It looks like with Windows 8, you get more space to pin things onto, a whole panoramic home view. If that's not enough, well, consider the possibility that you might just have too much shit to worry about.

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    61. Re:That bad? by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      Claiming that a UI element (like the start screen or the ribbon) is a "two hour learning curve" is disingenuous. [...] It can take weeks, months even, to get used to doing things a different way.

      What is more, this is /. Most of the users here have to do support, either in an official (work) or unofficial (family). If a new UI takes a two hour learning curve, it will take a great many more hours of our time helping others to get through that learning curve.

    62. Re:That bad? by BorisSkratchunkov · · Score: 0

      He just likes to critically evaluate a poster's biases, you insensitive clod!

    63. Re:That bad? by execthis · · Score: 1

      An idea, proposition, or an opinion is what it is, regardless of *anything* else. An argument about something is what it is, and the merits or lack thereof do not change because of other factors such as personal feelings, corporate agendas, etc.
      It is therefore in the best interest of truth to simply address all arguments on their merits. Dedication to truth or pursuit of knowledge should be a higher calling and anyone committed to it enacts it by upholding it in their own conduct.

    64. Re:That bad? by execthis · · Score: 1

      You might really want to try Classic Shell/Classic Start Menu then. Its an OSS project and I use it and do the categorizing like you say and find it essential. I always have several meta-categories and then copy in shortcuts for all relevant apps under those categories, e.g.:

      00 - Peripherals
                              -Webcam
                                -Printer
      01 - Graphics
      02 - Audio
      03 - Office
      04 - Viewers
      05 - Net
      06 - Utilities
      07 - System & Security

      I especially like having the Peripherals submenu since otherwise it beccomes difficult to track all the various apps and utilities which come with different devices.

    65. Re:That bad? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Ah, guess I didn't realize Win-Q shows all apps, I'll have to remember that. (Win+X) is nice to get to different admin parts of the computer quick.

      What is odd, for how much I type in Linux command lines a day, I liked using previous versions of Windows because I didn't need to use the keyboard as much.

      What I hate about the 'charms' bar is it's not reliable to come up. When you're telling a customer over the phone to click then then that, it's easier when the interface responds the same ever time. With the start button > power > shutdown, it was just that. Trying the charms in 8 with a (dumb) customer would be a pain. What I'll probably have them do is CTRL+ALT+DEL > power button on the right bottom.

    66. Re:That bad? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Definitely some positives there. Lack of file locking is nice too. Did they fix the copy mechanism so you can add files to an existing transfer? That was one of the more frustrating things that OSX got right. Copying a file while an existing transfer is going on just slowed them both down to the point that neither transfer would do much of anything. OSX just added the file to the transfer queue.

      Re: Improved task manager. This one is a jekyll and hyde situation for me. The improved options are nice, but they also did some very strange things: Removing multiple CPU usage displays, incorrect RAM stats (8gb of RAM displays as 1.8/7.8gb, clicking through says 1.7gb in use 6gb available and while it displays "hardware reserved" which is the other .2 it doesn't include that in the overall stats or tell you what hardware is reserving it), startup items being controlled here instead of in msconfig is more cumbersome, processes can run without a username (a simple way to demonstrate this: create a dummy profile, login to it, switch to admin without logging out, delete the dummy account -> all processes are still running/taking up memory but are no longer associated to a username... I almost guarantee someone is going to find a security hole related to this). I like the application history tab for some things but overall I'd like the ability to disable tracking on a program by program basis (or even disable it overall).

    67. Re:That bad? by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it "hell" per se. Just like w/ Vista and 7 I still go in and remove all the "pinned" shortcuts and replace it with quicklaunch. And honestly I haven't had to do a reinstall of a Win 7 box yet

    68. Re:That bad? by smash · · Score: 1

      Unified search is broken in windows 8. If you haven't discovered that for yourself you clearly haven't used it to try and actually do anything beyond launching games or browsing the Internet.

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    69. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Except that most of the stuff only applies when on metro screen. If you're on the desktop then you can not just start typing to search. So you're forced to keep swapping back and forth (at least not without some inexpensive third party fixers).

      True, a two hour learning curve is not too long. However it misses the point that there is a TWO HOUR LEARNING CURVE just to get back to doing the same old thing. How is that in any way a feature to promote? The learning curve is not a positive feature it is a negative drawback! The whole point of the dumbed down phone interface is to be easier to use and yet it ends up being harder than the basic desktop is!

      (though on second thought, the point of the phone interface is not actually ease of use but an attempt to grab their own walled garden store)

      What if you went into the store to buy a smartphone and the salesperson told you that you'd need to come in on the weekend for the new customer training session? You'd think it was crazy and try to get an easier to use phone instead. So why when we want an easier to use operating system so many fanboys just say "give it time" or "it's just a learning curve". "Doctor, it hurts!", "Well, just give it time, the pain will subside." If you buy a new automobile do you want a two hour learning curve before you're able to drive off of the dealer's lot safely?

      Now maybe a two hour learning curve is acceptable, if it leads to something newer and better and more efficient and more productive. But no, in this case that extra time is only used to remove annoyances so that you're almost back at where you started with windows 7. Nothing new at all except for a ridiculous UI that adds nothing useful except for people who want to passively consume media.

    70. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      His argument refutes itself, it needs no extra help in that regard.

    71. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It is because every one of the pro microsoft posts follow exactly the same pattern. Instead of acknowledging that there may be problems they try to turn the problems into positive features. Instead of saying that indeed it does suck that there's no start button they spend time justifying why no one really needs one anyway. Instead of pointing out that it is indeed troubling that there is a steep learning curve they instead turn it around and say how great things will be after the frustrating learning curve. The highway is really nice but it is only the grumpy old men who are too stupid to drive around the potholes that give it a bad name. These are microsoft apologists.

      Now I will readily acknowledge that there are some nice things in Windows 8. However there are some bad things in Windows 8 too. If people refuse to acknowledge both good and bad then they are either ignorant or biased.

    72. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Improvements? You mean jsut the fact that it exists is not enough for you to switch over? What about the fact that the holy Microsoft has recommended that you switch? At the very least the fact that it is NEW should imply that it is BETTER. Seriously, what kind of luddite are you?

    73. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The start menu only EVER included pinned apps. Want another app? Click in the little search box and start typing, click on all programs and start scrolling.

      The new start menu still only includes pinned apps, but more of them. Want another app? Click in the search button in the charms bar and start typing. Or stop messing around with the mouse and just hit the Windows key and start typing like the grown-ups.

      And stop "Shutting Down" your computer. With Windows 8, you just hit the power button on the hardware and it instantly goes into hibernate, and consumes no power. Press the power button again and it is instantly usable (if you have a password, you'll need to enter that, same as always). You should only ever restart but once a month, maybe once a week if someone in your IT department can't get their act together.

    74. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Because it changes everything but keeps the same name. It is not merely an upgrade, it is something entirely different. Metro UI should have been an extra application, an option if the user wants it and if they have a touch screen and if (ha!) they want to use an apps store. Instead it is forced on the user. When people in preview figured out a registry setting to bypass metro UI and go straight to desktop, Microsoft changed that very quickly (faster than they fix most bugs).

      There are no windows on the metro UI (actually the "Windows 8 User Interface") and yet it's still called Windows. They should have called it something else. "Microsoft Metro", "Microsoft Tablet", "Microsoft Fingerprints".

      Now if you do have a touch device, maybe it's really handy. Most virtually all current PCs are not touch devices, yet virtually all of them have a mouse. So why do they have things very easy to do with touch and very difficult to do with the mouse?

      The Metro UI is a solution to a problem that does not exist on the user side. The problems that it solves are that Microsoft gets a walled garden of their own and they hope to sell more phones this way (Windows 8 is incredibly inexpensive, the big money is on the phones).

    75. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This feature does not work on the desktop where most users will spend most of their time.

    76. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Windows XP, for that matter. Touting this as a "new feature" is just a way of saying "the Start Menu was a terrible mistake, sorry about that".

      If only they'd extend that to more features of their design, particularly the ribbons in Office and the shutdown options, maybe it'd be worth checking out.

    77. Re:That bad? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Either the shills are all reading from the same play book, or you operate under the "heatlessun" moniker over at http://hardforums.com./

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    78. Re:That bad? by c · · Score: 1

      If you know someone is outright lying about something, is it worth your time convincing them they're wrong?

      Irrespective of the merits of the argument, it's perfectly legitimate to point out hamfisted attempts at manipulating public opinion and to discuss their motivations and origins. Particularly if you're faced with statements like "I think the ribbon is way better than those old menus", "Visual Studio is simply the best IDE in the world" or "Windows Phone 8 is going to destroy Android" where it's something presented as the personal opinion of a "real person" rather than something wordsmithed by a marketing committee.

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    79. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. This sort of reminds me of when Vista was out and there were a lot of people with the attitude that if we're all going to be forced to upgrade to it sooner or later we may as well get it over with and learn to love it.

      Now it's perfectly fine for me if someone loves metro. However if you don't like metro you have no option to boot straight into desktop (well during the preview you could but microsoft squashed that "bug" fast). Windows does not give you an option here. They intend for you to always see this metro UI every single time you log in, even if it's for just a fraction of a second. Even in Windows vista/7 we were given a choice of new start menu vs old start menu, now we have no choice. This is not something that anyone can legitimately defend because it does not benefit any users at all, it only benefits microsoft.

    80. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What's amazing is not that they have this metro thingy, but that it's there and mandatory even in the "pro" edition (which by the way is only $40, or $15 if you purchased a windows7 computer recently). Ie, Microsoft fully intends that professionals use this interface not just home users. Lawyers, doctors, engineers, scientists, professors, Nobel prize winners, and so forth, are all expected to either use Metro interface or at last see it for a second before they switch to desktop.

      This is an interface designed to sell stuff. It is a vehicle to meant to push the microsoft apps store and promote their phones.

    81. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I looked (on web site only) at RetroUI and it seems a good third party shell/start-button as well, and has some extra features like putting metro apps inside of a window in case you want to use one on the desktop, stuff like that. Like Start8 it is also only $5.

      However it brings back the idea that there is a large demand for these third party apps, which just screams out loud that Microsoft goofed up.

      I agree there are many good things in windows 8. I may get it (my $15 price expires in february). But I can't ignore the absolute idiocy in forcing metro ui on everyone when it's patently obvious that it's not designed for a PC but is intended for tablets. The cynical side of me, which is probably correct, says that this is done to promote phone sales and encourage use of the walled garden and is not at all about making things easier for the user.

    82. Re:That bad? by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 1

      Did they fix the copy mechanism so you can add files to an existing transfer? That was one of the more frustrating things that OSX got right. Copying a file while an existing transfer is going on just slowed them both down to the point that neither transfer would do much of anything.

      This is one feature where I think they could've done better. File copies are added to the same window, however, you have to manually pause them if you don't want them running simultaneously. I definitely consider that a con, but not in the context of this discussion of Windows 7 vs 8, since 7 didn't have it either.

      As far as the task manager, yeah it's not perfect. It misreports my overclocked CPU and RAM. (Displays the default speed instead of actual.) You can display multiple CPUs in it still, though. Right click on the graph, click "Change graph to" and select logical processors.

      As far as running processes without an associated username. Are you sure that windows isn't just hiding the user until they are logged out before actual deletion? (So they still run with same basic permissions until that point.) I would imagine this is something they would check for and handle somehow.

    83. Re:That bad? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      In windows 8 it works more like this...

      You press the windows key.
      You type in what you want.
      You press enter.

      It's exactly the same as Windows 7.

    84. Re:That bad? by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 1

      The cynical side of me, which is probably correct, says that this is done to promote phone sales and encourage use of the walled garden and is not at all about making things easier for the user.

      I definitely agree with this.

      Thanks for the suggestion of RetroUI. I hadn't thought of using the metro apps inside of a window on the desktop.

    85. Re:That bad? by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 1

      So sort of another con or pro, depending on how you look at it:
      Windows 8 has removed the Previous Versions functionality. It has a new functionality called File History, which doesn't use shadow copies and instead only copies some files (libraries, desktop, etc) to a second hard drive. This is a bit of a step backwards in my opinion for these reasons:

      1) Previous Versions didn't need an entire copy of the file. So you only used space as it was changed. I think File History copies the entire file every time it backs it up.
      2) Previous Versions worked on the entire hard drive, not just a small subset of files.

      The pros for File History:
      1) On a separate hard drive, so if one being backed up goes down, you are good to go.
      2) Interface allows copies to be made more regularly. However, this could've been done just as easily with if Previous Versions had been beefed up.

      I've found that you may still be able to use Previous Versions, though. You have to re-enable system protection on the drive first, though. After that, you have to access the drive through the network interface. ie: \\ComputerName\C$. Then Restore Previous Versions should be in the menu again. I haven't seen this work in action, though, as I just recently installed, so I can't confirm for sure it works. Here's a site with more info: http://winhowto.blogspot.com/2012/09/windows-8-how-to-recover-previous.html

    86. Re:That bad? by m4053946 · · Score: 1

      I like the balanced posts. They sound real. But many in this thread and other are the grumpy folks who say that xyz is terrible. In the Microsoft posts, I've noticed (and already pointed out) that the grumpy folks resort to personal attacks because they don't like someone who actually claims to like a MS product (And, those grumpy personal attacks are somehow modded up).

      By the way, I use both windows 7 and 8. And I am now often frustrated in windows 7 that I have to hit the mouse or a key on the keyboard before I can start typing. I find that the "just start typing" approach in windows 8 is nicer than the windows 7 approach. And, I was also one of the ones who was initially couldn't figure out that I was supposed to "just start typing", and spent a minute or two looking for some way to get to a command prompt.

      No, I'm not paid by MS.

    87. Re:That bad? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But presumably the reason this can only work in metro is that it's a place where they don't expect you to actually be typing. If you did this on desktop and just started typing, your input would go to whatever application is active. So the similar feature in Mac OS is to use cmd-space before you start typing.

      As far as Mac OS goes, I hadn't used it until my current job but was able to sit down and figure it out very quickly. There were no real surprises. The menu-on-top-of-screen I knew to expect and was easy to get used to. Some things I learned later (hiding the dock) but nothing left me baffled about how to get basic things done. Windows 8 however did baffle me quite often.

      Mac OS UI by the way I think is very nice. Not all the fat borders of windows 7 (even when I trim it to minimum size), no excessive gfx effects, minimum UI, etc. Windows 8 did simplify the look of windows a lot, but they still have the fat border by default and it would have been better I think if they had copied ideas from Mac OS instead if iPad.

    88. Re:That bad? by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      Why haven't the mods taken all your posts down to -1 yet, you shameless shill?

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    89. Re:That bad? by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where you're getting your numbers.

      Anything that I do frequently is pinned in the taskbar in the exact same way that it was in Win7. The keyboard shortcuts work exactly the same as it was in 7.

      Under Win8 I can place a 20% tile next to the classic desktop (so the desktop automatically shrinks) thus preventing the items I have on the desktop from being hidden. I don't need to min/max the app. It's a decent size and it's not in the way of anything while performing its function.

      It doesn't take me longer to do anything. On average I'd say I probably get things done faster because I don't have to look at the list of 'all programs' because I've already paired it down on the Metro side for anything I don't have pinned.

      I don't feel any more lost going from Win7 to Win8 than I did when I used my first Linux distro. Sure it's different, but it's not confusing.

      For the TL:DR version: This shit is different. Some people would like to judge a book by its cover. Try reading the book, it's not as bad as the book burners would lead you to believe.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go upgrade to Wheezy so I can do some Steam Linux Beta.

    90. Re:That bad? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where you're getting your numbers.

      Empirically.

      Usability and interface decisions that make no sense on a PC, like that idiotic mouse-in-the-corner menu, which generally takes several tries to come up when I want it, but never misses when I don't.

      I never used pinning in Win 7, and won't use it in win 8. If I see something on my bar, it's running, and that's the way I like it, because that's the way that makes sense.

      So yeah, I've actually used it, in spite of the cover, and yes, the "book" was still worse than Twilight.

    91. Re:That bad? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      JSG has a 4-digit UID. He doesn't need to look up someone's 7-digit UID to know it's a new account.

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    92. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7: I spend 3 seconds clicking and the computer spends 2 seconds doing something in response.

      Windows 8: I spend 15 seconds clicking and the computer spends 1.85 seconds doing something in response.

      Oh yeah, that's a performance increase if ever I saw one.

    93. Re:That bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a shill. Not a good one either.

    94. Re:That bad? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the CPU tip.

      Under the details tab they showed up as no user. Even though the user was completely gone (couldn't be switched to, files were deleted off the hdd, etc) it was still using almost 500mb of RAM. I was able to find a pointer that they were grouped under (first 4 letters of the username_random number) and was able to "log out" the user from there.

    95. Re:That bad? by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      The idiotic mouse in the corner is as arbitrary as the click on the button menu. It's just as arbitrary as the systems that have right click on the desktop for the menu.

      In either case, the windows (aka super) key never misses.

      Of course I respect the fact that people use their computers in different ways. There's nothing wrong with sticking with Win7. I am simply of the opinion that Win8 is not terrible by any measure. It's just different. In a lot of ways it's better for people that use keyboard shortcuts. The touch portions of the UI don't get in the way as people have been led to believe.

    96. Re:That bad? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Windows does not give you an option here.

      I see it in the group polices just fine here.

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    97. Re:That bad? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Note: I am not the grand parent.

      Anyone who praises the ribbon is a MS shill. It's a terrible UI convention.

      I've bought more software from Mandriva alone than I have from Microsoft and I think it's a decent UI.

      There is nothing redeeming about it

      Sure there is, it doesn't suffer the older problem of toolbars being different everywhere, it replaces most clicks down to three clicks at most, compared to the 9 clicks you could do in previous versions of Microsoft Office. A user who knows ribbon can reuse it on any other computer because the elements are always located in the same place. Even in the cases where the screen size is smaller, the buttons will resize accordingly without changing positions.

      unless hiding features

      Considering it takes less clicks to get to things now... I strongly disagree. However, there is likely going to be some very obscure thing you will point out that is not accessible anymore in the ribbon, fair enough.

      alienating users is a good thing to you

      Users are always 'alienated' with any change.

      I just know a polished turd when I see it...

      Cool story, bro.

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    98. Re:That bad? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I have to say, that's exactly what I would expect from Microsoft. They're sort of like certain people with respect to politics who are so wrapped up in their own little world and circle of friends it's not that they don't think theirs is the best way, but they literally cannot imagine how anyone could think any differently. Therefore, they come off as being incredibly out of touch and stand out like freaks, and it never occurs to them.

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    99. Re:That bad? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I bet there are still people out there using Norton Commander.

      Eww, Midnight Commander is so much better.

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    100. Re:That bad? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. I've been a software developer for 25 years and I never had to do anything non-trivial with Office until I was asked to do some Excel programming a couple years ago. Partway into the process (pretty early on), the company updated to Office 2007, and I liked the ribbon. It's possibly the only thing I like about Office, but I found it to reasonably well-organized and not hard to get used to. It's a fair sight better than the completely arbitrary and capricious reorganization they seem to feel they need to do to the Control Panel with every new version of Windows.

      Of course, aside from the ribbon, I found the whole experience to be amazingly reminiscent of Windows programming in the early 90s... except Windows 3.0 was a lot more stable and even plain old C was more powerful and flexible than Visual Basic. It was a pain to struggle to do things I knew were trivial in Win32. Then there was the fact that despite everyone in the company having the same initial load-out from IT, there were numerous compatibility problems with the same VBA app on the same version of Excel across different computers. Yes, some were XP and some were 7 but the differences did not cut across OS lines. It seemed to depend on what other ActiveX controls were installed (and I wasn't using anything weirder than the ListView and the Date Time picker, both introduced in _Windows 95_, and what printer drivers were installed.

      I've used and designed a lot of UI over the years, and I'm extremely critical about it... but the ribbon did not tick me off. No UI is perfect, but when something manages not to piss me off, I consider that a success.

      I have no intentions on running Windows 8 and would have migrated my main laptop from Windows 7 to Linux (like all my other machines) if it weren't for certain games.

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    101. Re:That bad? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Well, I haven't tried Windows 8 yet, but Windows 7 constantly reminds me that it is not as fast as XP,, especially because my job has me doing a lot of stuff in a Windows 2003 VM in which I've noticed most everything runs faster than it does on Windows 7 _on the same machine_.

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    102. Re:That bad? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Unlike the mouse-in-the-corner, the button activates when it's clicked, and doesn't when it isn't. Unless and until Intel perfects the DWIM instruction call, UI elements shouldn't be relying on design that "guesses" user intent.

  7. Enhance...Enhance I Say! by h2okies · · Score: 1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs

    Seems this is what MS spends their time doing these days :(

    Or should I post the "brace yourself you haven't spent enough time with the OS meme"

    Seriously the underlying OS changes are rock solid and great for the user and are sadly lost in the discussion over a GUI that should rightfully be reserved for tablets or convertible laptops.

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  8. come on with anti-Windows bias by mapkinase · · Score: 5, Informative

    We do not even pretend to be impartial now?

    The title obviously should be

    > Greenspun: Windows 8: a 'Christmas Gift For Someone You Hate'

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    1. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by PhxBlue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We do not even pretend to be impartial now?

      Has /. ever pretended to be impartial? Besides, impartiality is overrated.

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    2. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? You must be new here.

    3. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Reality has an anti-Microsoft bias.

    4. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    5. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by RaceProUK · · Score: 2

      /. has an anti-Microsoft bias.

      Don't confuse /. with reality :P

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    6. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      >Besides, impartiality is overrated

      Strong bias as demonstrated in the title of this article discourages discussion and exchange of information. Nobody is unbiased and nobody expresses their opinion in a completely unbiased way, but it does not mean that trying to tone it down a bit does not have any communicative advantage.

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    7. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Dont you get it, we hate MS here, and the vast majority of us are gleefully happy that they are crumbling. Microsoft, without a doubt, held back computing by a DECADE. We are watching the tower of Barad'dur fall, all we want to see now is the eye wink out.

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    8. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is easily the stupidest thing I have read in a while.

    9. Re:come on with anti-Windows bias by Minwee · · Score: 1

      We do not even pretend to be impartial now?

      The title obviously should be

      > Greenspun: Windows 8: a 'Christmas Gift For Someone You Hate'

      But that kind of thinking can lead to Colon Cancer.

  9. Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by elabs · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've been using an Android tablet after I switched away from the iPad. It was TERRIBLE. Android is definitely the worst of all tablet UIs. Windows 8 is far superior on the tablet than Android or iOS. It's so much more usable. I think this Prof has an issue with Win8's discoverability, which could be improved. I do admit that Windows 8 on a mouse-only desktop isn't as useable as on a touch-device.

    1. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've been using an Android tablet after I switched away from the iPad. It was TERRIBLE. Android is definitely the worst of all tablet UIs.
      Stop using the 79 dollar chinese made resistive screen tablet you bought a Walgreens last Christmas and try a real android tablet or install Cyanogen Mod on an HP Touchpad. Then get back to me.

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    2. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by tatman · · Score: 1

      I haven't had any issues with Android tablet interface. In fact I like its flexibility such as widgets over the iPad. My biggest complaint about my droid tablet is the keyboard doesn't function well in all applications and the chrome browser. Even firefox on the droid has some problems too.

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    3. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Nadaka · · Score: 0

      Yea. And I have a Asus Transformer Infinity and it is the equal or better of the ipad in almost every way.

    4. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Android is definitely the worst of all tablet UIs. Windows 8 is far superior on the tablet than Android or iOS.

      Too many posts to be a shill, so I'll bite. You've obviously not tried the Nexus 7 - that thing is sweeeeeeeeeet!

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    5. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Android is definitely the worst of all tablet UIs.

      Interesting. I just got a Nexus 7 and love it. One man's pearls and all that.

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    6. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare an iPad to a Nexus 10 running Android 4.2. In my opinion I'd take the Nexus 10 any day. It's such a slick and beautiful experience that feels much more fluid to me.

    7. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I think all tablets suck including your precious iPad. Anything outside of that wonderful OS called Emacs is beyond usable.

    8. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I also have one, and Android 4 is a lot better than previous versions. It's quite useable. There are still some things that were easier in WebOS (e.g. application switching, searching), but overall it's a pretty nice system. There are a few minor nits, but nothing that would make me claim it was completely unusable, and I'm pretty pedantic about poor user interfaces.

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    9. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Just because they post a lot doesn't mean they can't shill.

      Maybe they forgot to log out. Maybe they legitimately believe the propaganda.

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    10. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by theRunicBard · · Score: 1

      Troll in the dungeon? I have never owned an iPad, I have a Nexus 7 now, and the experience is wonderful. It's fast, there's a lot of cool apps, the $25 gift card has paid for everything so far, Chrome on a tablet is even better than on a laptop/desktop, the battery life is great (I can use it for two days without recharging), there have been no crashes, the mail app is fantastic (honestly, it could replace my Thunderbird). Care to elaborate on what you hated?

    11. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      elabs is a shill... almost every post is made in articles about Microsoft, and they are rampantly pro-Surface, pro-Windows phone, pro-Windows 8, and pro-Microsoft. Often the praise occurs as non-sequiturs.

    12. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by reverius · · Score: 1

      When someone likes iOS or Android, it's because those things are good and they like them, but when someone honestly likes Windows, it's because they "believe the propaganda" or are a paid shill in their spare time?

    13. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      Running a Nexus 7 on 4.2, i wholly disagree. Android still isnt as slick and smooth as an ipad 2 or above or even iphone 4S. Now this is like comparing luxury packages on a Mercedes versus BMW, but overall, iOS is still smoother and more responsive.

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    14. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      In my opinion yes. Nothing MS has done except for Windows 7 has been the best of anything.

      Wow, look at that?! I'm allowed to have an opinion!

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    15. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight. You're asking the GP to upgrade their hardware, then come back to you and comment on the software design again? Did you even read the comment you responded to?

      (Neither did I, but ACs don't have to.)

    16. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Samsung Galaxy 2 7.0. It's not too bad, but the overall experience is nowhere near as nice as my wife's ipad 2 (which was out for almost a year before mine came out). It's laggy; browsing (stock & Chrome) is slow and the stock browser does annoying stuff like let you satrt typing in the bar and then randomly send you to some site in your history which pops up. It will let you start typing in your password & if it switches orientation, it reads a click where your thumb had hit in the new orientation, so you have to start over. My kids sometimes play "Where's My Water" on it; that can make the whole thing crash & reboot. There are lots of issues with it, in short. Now, some of this may be due to Samsung's TouchWiz or something, but it happens nonetheless. The ipad doesn't do that sort of stuff.
      I have a Galaxy SII as a phone, and I like it, but the Android tablet experience for me is certainly not up to the ipad.

    17. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1, Troll

      The latest Android is still just fucking awful. Even if you go though the hassle of rooting it or installing some kind of modded OS on the thing, it is terrible.

      The iPad is popular for a reason. No, not marketing or blind herd obedience, but because the thing is actually an excellent product.

      I used one of the Samsung iPad knockoffs just a few days ago again, and couldn't stand it. All the while, the owner was talking about how much better the specs are on his Samsung compared to the ancient gen-1 iPad I have.

    18. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a fagoot linux shill

    19. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using an Android tablet after I switched away from the iPad. It was TERRIBLE. Android is definitely the worst of all tablet UIs.
      Stop using the 79 dollar chinese made resistive screen tablet you bought a Walgreens last Christmas and try a real android tablet or install Cyanogen Mod on an HP Touchpad. Then get back to me.

      Sold my iPad 1 and bought an ASUS Transformer Infinity. Sold the Transformer Infinity and bought an iPad 3. Gave away my old XPS laptop and will get a Surface Pro when they are available. The Transformer is a neat concept but the touch is slow, the apps sometimes work, and the OS crashes. iPad kills it in useability. I enjoyed the win8 Beta, and having it on a touch-tablet will be great...and will let me get away from the appleverse. I was hoping android would do that, but it didn't work well enough for my uses--the same reason I sold my Galaxy Nexus and bought an iphone...but wished I had waited for the Nokia 920. I've tried them all, and other than AirPlay, Windows8 wins hands-down imo.

    20. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by AnonyMouseCowWard · · Score: 1

      So uh. I guess because I have a high UID and am about to say something bad about Android/Nexus 7 will get me downmodded or denied as a shill (unless, because I say "X will get me downmodded", I get upmodded. Hopefully the two cancel.).

      I bought the Nexus 7, ordered straight from Google. Unfortunately, it wasn't love at first sight, despite the glowing reviews online. I'll spare you the small gripes like a box jacket that's so tight it's hard to remove (as compared to the Apple experience) or the fact it shipped with 32% battery only, which wasn't enough for it to install OS updates (really, 10h of expected battery life at 100%, you're telling me 3 hours isn't enough to install updates?).

      So, first thing first, I turn it on, and immediately it asked me to connect to the internet, before showing a desktop. Don't you want to get my username? I plan on using you as a glorified e-reader, there's a reason I didn't want to link my Google account on check-out. Unfortunately, no can do, it wants your Google account, and proceeds to link your entire Google history to your tablet. Okay, fine, as a Google device, I shouldn't be surprised... except as a fighter of software freedom and such, I had hoped _not_ to be forced to do that. It's also unfortunate I was in a public place and it couldn't load the splash page for the guest hotspot; I had to ask someone to log me in via WPA to another network.

      Either way. So far so good, bright screen, pretty snappy response, I like. I go back home in the evening, try to connect to my WiFi.. bam, won't work. Constant loop of "Obtaining IP address". I google it, guess what, it seems to be a relatively common problem with Android 4.0+. The workaround is to use a static IP instead of DHCP; fine, I can do that, but I keep thinking "thank God I didn't buy this for anyone else." Some other forums mention rooting the device and changing permissions for some system files or what not. You know what? This is a _device_. I want it to _work_. Google offers no official help (I did contact them via support, that was 3 weeks ago. No replies. Oh, and try finding the "contact us" page for "problems with your device". It's really fun.). Also, the unofficial help forums are filled with "it's your WiFi, stupid" as replies to other users. You know what? No. My network never had any problems with any other devices, and from the other users posting a similar experience out there, it's definitely an Android/device problem.

      So now I'm used static IP at home, which is okay since I own the network. I hope I never have that problem at a public hotspot. Oh, and it also means that when my Nexus 7 comes back from sleep, it cannot connect to the internet. I have to put it into Airplane mode and back, and then it refreshes and works. I don't know why, don't want to investigate why, but I know that fixes it. And don't get me started on some software stupidity, like why Google Books only works with books you got from Google Play. Really? Why? I just want to read goddamn ePUBs/MOBIs and I need to download a 3rd party app for that?

      So, no, that thing is not "omg schweeeeet Android experience!" On the plus side, it has amazing keyboard recognition/correction, worlds ahead of iOS, but the "user feel" isn't as... nice. It's like this wool sweater your mom made you wear with nothing underneath. It's big, it's fluffy, it keeps you warm and you want to love it... but damn, it's itchy.

    21. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Are you sure the networking is the tablet's fault, or the router? I ask as I've never had any issues connecting my Nexus to my Netgear router.

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    22. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by AnonyMouseCowWard · · Score: 1

      See? Your answer is exactly what a lot of people reply on Android forums. I assure you, it's a problem, it's not just me. It does connect fine to some networks, but all devices except my Nexus 7 connect fine to my network.

      Top 5 links for "obtaining IP address android" on Google:
      I currently have 2 devices (my Nexus 7 and SGS2) N7 has JB running and SGS2 recently upgraded to ICS. BOTH have the same stupid obtaining IP address problem.

      This is a common problem in android.

      There are some problems highlighted in android os, but android WiFi obtaining IP address problem is consider as one of the major problem in android operating system.

      The issue that I was facing was a Wifi issue: a bug that renders the phone incapable of connecting to a specific wireless network!

      system/etc/dhcpcd/dhcpcd-run-hooks needs to have permissions fixed to "execute" by "user" "group" and "others" by using your favorite file explorer
      this will fix your "obtaining ip address loop" without having to ever use static ip address
      or at least it did mine.

      When people have a genuine problem, and Google doesn't provide support but users do, interspersed with "it's your router, stupid", it just irks me. The hardware is fine, the software is mostly fine, but things like that don't contribute to a good overall user experience. :(

    23. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Apologies for not keeping up with every little fault in every piece of tech on the market.

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    24. Re:Android is NOT a useable tablet experience by smash · · Score: 1

      No, upgrade hardware, root it, install an unsupported (by the oem) third party OS and then get back to you.

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  10. The guys is wrong by tatman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While Im not an advocate of Windows 8, miss information makes me mad too. In the article it said "Some functions, such as ‘start an application’ or ‘restart the computer’ are available only from the tablet interface". I took this to mean the Metro tiles, which if that's what he meant, he is completely wrong. The command prompt is still there. The standard desktop is still there. "Old style" shortcuts still exist. Of course, he complained about that too.

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    1. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " The command prompt is still there."

      Are you kidding, or are you trying to tell us that Microsoft has wants us to go back to DOS, but now surrounded with a heavyweight graphics for eye-candy?

      Fegh.

    2. Re:The guys is wrong by dmacleod808 · · Score: 0

      Miss Information makes me mad too. She is so snooty.

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    3. Re:The guys is wrong by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      You can get a command prompt on Android too:

      " The command prompt is still there."

      Are you kidding, or are you trying to tell us that Google wants us to go back to shell interface, but now surrounded with a heavyweight graphics for eye-candy?

      Fegh.

      Makes just as much sense that way round.

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    4. Re:The guys is wrong by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2

      O RLY?

      "Are you kidding, or are you trying to tell us that Linus has wants us to go back to BASH, but now surrounded with a heavyweight graphics for eye-candy"?

      Or have you forgotten that one STILL needs to go the command line to do things in every single Linux distro?

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    5. Re:The guys is wrong by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 2

      He is referring to needing to swipe from the corner of the screen in order to find the restart option. This definitely fits within the "tablet interface" definition for me. Restarting and shutting down seem to take people a while to find in Windows 8. If you don't know the shortcuts and you have only ever done it via the start menu, you won't find the option anywhere obvious.

      As far as Windows 8 being a failed tablet experience -- I don't understand how he could have ended up at that conclusion. I don't have enough OSX/iOS experience to be able to compare to those with any authority, but compared to Android on my Nexus 7, the only thing I've found Windows 8 lacking for is apps. The UI looks better, is more intuitive, and doesn't need a quad core beast to run smoother than "butter".

      I don't even think Windows 8 fails as a desktop experience, really. At first glance it comes close -- very close -- but after using it for a while I feel like the changes aren't the end of the world and in many cases are actually improvements. The apps -- okay, these are awkward at best and usually pretty useless with a keyboard and mouse. I don't use those -- I've got all my desktop apps still. The start screen is actually pretty nice, supporting all the features I cared about in the start menu like launching via typed search, but with the added benefit that I can have live tiles displaying information at a glance whenever I hit the windows key.

      The OS has some improved APIs that I've been wanting for a while. I think the only major request I've got left is the ability to asynchronously open files, with asynchronous manual page faults being a distant "that'd be neat" second.

    6. Re:The guys is wrong by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Restarting the computer without using the Metro interface? Ctrl+Alt+Del. Otherwise, Acer installed a "power button" on the desktop because there is no option other than going to the harm bar->settings->power->restart. Why the frak is restart a "setting"?

    7. Re:The guys is wrong by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While Im not an advocate of Windows 8, miss information makes me mad too. In the article it said "Some functions, such as ‘start an application’ or ‘restart the computer’ are available only from the tablet interface". I took this to mean the Metro tiles, which if that's what he meant, he is completely wrong. The command prompt is still there. The standard desktop is still there. "Old style" shortcuts still exist. Of course, he complained about that too.

      WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

      The old desktop IS still there. HOWEVER, many of the things which used to be on the desktop ARE NO LONGER.

      MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN MOVED TO METRO AND CAN NO LONGER BE ACCESSED OUTSIDE METRO, INCLUDING SYSTEM FUCKING PROPERTIES AND RESTART THE COMPUTER.

      The review is absolutely correct, and you're completely misinformed. Just because you have a command prompt doesn't mean that everything else from your desktop still works or is still there.

      I have to switch from metro to desktop to use half my apps, but I have to switch from desktop to metro to use system properties? Worst design ever.

      You don't seem to understand his complaints. Its not that shorcuts work. Its that metro shortcuts kick you to the desktop, and the desktop kicks you to metro. Why can't you just use one? Why can't everything be done in both? Its a clusterfuck.

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    8. Re:The guys is wrong by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck turns off their computer? :) Thats what sleep mode is for.

    9. Re:The guys is wrong by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Most users don't really need to restart regularly anymore.

      To shut down, there's a power button on every single computer.

      I know, after years of telling people not to use the power button to shut off the computer, now you should use the power button to shut down the computer.

    10. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure you STILL haven't tried Linux and only repeat what you heard elsewhere.

      But just to give you a benefit of doubt, what are some of things you STILL need CLI for in Linux, but not in Windows?

    11. Re:The guys is wrong by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Also accessed in the same place with no alternative.

    12. Re:The guys is wrong by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      And if your physical power button is difficult to access (My Thermaltake Xaser case requires a key to get to the power button)? Using Intel's wireless display? What about remote access reboots for when your mother needs support?

      I'm not saying that the harm bar is that difficult to access, a user should not be forced into Metro to do something desktop related. I should also not have to go onto a second (or third) monitor to be able to access the harm bar.

    13. Re:The guys is wrong by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Or why is two modes to interface with the machine to begin with. I just got my wife a new computer yesterday and used Win8 for the first time and find myself lost. I am wondering why Metro? Which corner is magic and why? How do I close IE that when started from metro runs as full screen and provides no way to close the application. I hate it... and wish I could backdrop to Win7.

    14. Re:The guys is wrong by thrift24 · · Score: 1

      If we had to use a shell to restart our Android device it certainly would make as much sense.

    15. Re:The guys is wrong by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Power management, attaching an iscsi drive to virtualbox are just the ones from this week that i ran into. Then there is apt-get, plus having to edit apt sources text files in CLI because the UI doesnt have permissions to alter stuff and doesnt even pop a dialog asking.

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    16. Re:The guys is wrong by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      I have yet to find an x86 sleep mode i trust more then cold boots.

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    17. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      miss information makes me mad

      yeah she makes me mad too

    18. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "miss information makes me mad too"

      why... what did she do to you?

    19. Re:The guys is wrong by pscottdv · · Score: 1

      I thought that at first too. In fact, I had to google how to turn off!

      But then I thought, "The computer is currently in the 'on' state and now I'm setting it to the 'off' state. I guess it is a setting."

      But then I thought, "How come I can't turn it back on using 'settings'. I'm turning it from the 'off' state to the 'on' state. That should be a setting, too!"
      So here's a question: How to I turn off the mail app? And how do I arrange things so I can see an email and an associated document at the same time?
      Why does the desktop feel like it's just an "app" on the same level as "mail" and "calendar".
      Why call it "Windows" if none of the new, modern apps are going to allow Windowing?

      And then I realized that now that I'm done writing my resumé so I can put away my Windows 8 netbook until my resumé needs updating and go back to fighting with gnome 3!

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    20. Re:The guys is wrong by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      nonsense. theres no desktop specific properties in the modern ui.

      Want to shut down your computer? Press the power button on the computer, or the shut down key on your keyboard, or control-alt-delete or alt-f4, or use the charm menu, or pin a shortcut to your taskbar if you're that desperate... or let windows put your computer to sleep when its idle.

      So many options... so many lazy users.

    21. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alt-f4

    22. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on! I've been using windows 8 since the developer preview and there is nothing missing from the Desktop Mode that was there in Windows 7. They just moved your control panel button from the start bar, which no longer exists, to the charms bar or to the Metro start page. You can get at it in both places. Or you can open a file explorer window and get to it from there just like you always could. Or you can press the windows key and type control panel and hit enter and get in just like in windows 7, or you can hit windows key+r and type in control panel and hit enter just like before. You are just afraid of change, get over it. The changes made to windows 8 to make it more usable on a touch interface, something M$ desperately needed to do, are much much smaller than the changes you have to adjust to when switching from Windows 7 to OSX. And if you are using windows 8 pro and not the disaster called RT you can use all your windows 7 programs you already own. I don't see whats so bad about that on a computer with a touch screen. Without a touch screen the OS is just different, and the Metro apps are useless but the OS is not the worst thing ever. (Have you ever used Windows More Errors I mean Millennium Edition)

    23. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN MOVED TO METRO AND CAN NO LONGER BE ACCESSED OUTSIDE METRO, INCLUDING SYSTEM FUCKING PROPERTIES AND RESTART THE COMPUTER.
       

      WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

      Control Panel is a desktop application and can be accessed from the desktop. All your system properties are in the control panel and can be easily manipulated from the desktop.

    24. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screaming won't make you any less wrong. Control Panel and restart are both on the charms bar, which is availble on the desktop without switching to the Metro start screen.

      I can shut off my PC in three clicks: Settings charm -> Power -> Shutdown. In Windows 7? Three clicks: Start -> Power menu -> Shutdown. (Granted, if shutdown is the default option in your power menu, then two clicks.) The only difference is moving the mouse to the corner. Which you'd do in Windows 7 to click the start orb anyway.

    25. Re:The guys is wrong by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      It's not a sensible place, but W8 does have restart options, accessed from the Charms Bar IIRC.

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    26. Re:The guys is wrong by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN MOVED TO METRO AND CAN NO LONGER BE ACCESSED OUTSIDE METRO, INCLUDING SYSTEM FUCKING PROPERTIES AND RESTART THE COMPUTER.

      If by "system properties" you mean Control Panel, then you only have to go through Metro (or rather the charm bar, which is the slide-out thingy on the right side on the screen that also works on the desktop) once, to launch it for the first time. Then you just pin it to your taskbar.

      There's also a Metro app for properties, but it's much more limited than Control Panel, and mostly either duplicates it functionality, or affects areas which are only relevant for Metro (like the background color of the home screen, or which Metro apps are allowed to run in the background).

    27. Re:The guys is wrong by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Design is for the average user. The average user doesn't have a Thermaltake Xaser case, they have a HP, Compaq or Dell. They don't use Intel's wireless display outside of work and honestly they don't care about the charm bar. They also no longer need to regularly shut down the PC, it will hibernate for them.

      For you: Desktop, Alt-F4. Or create a freaking shortcut, you're a power user, act like one.

    28. Re:The guys is wrong by cdrnet · · Score: 1

      Windows+X is your friend (no need to go through Metro, not even the first time)

    29. Re:The guys is wrong by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

      Or have you forgotten that one STILL needs to go the command line to do things in every single Linux distro?

      And because of this a lot of people say 'This is why Linux will never succeed on the desktop!!!11eleventy!!'.

      So by that same metric, does this mean that W8 will never succeed on the desktop?

    30. Re:The guys is wrong by thrift24 · · Score: 1

      So there is no way to shutdown the computer without using the tablet interface (charms bar) or the command prompt.

    31. Re:The guys is wrong by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point. Or right-click in the lower left corner, which is the same thing. I just keep forgetting about it all the time (and I still prefer to pin things I need to my taskbar... plenty of space there on a 27" monitor).

    32. Re:The guys is wrong by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      One does not have to go into DOS/CMD to do anything in Windows while one HAS to go to the CLI with Linux. So, the answer to your question is "No, because even though the ability it is there, it is NEVER required."

      Basically, you are committing the fallacy of False Equivalence.

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    33. Re:The guys is wrong by snadrus · · Score: 1

      Most current Ubuntu installations have never displayed the command line. Drivers, updates, printers, networking, sharing, & multiple DEs all work without it. Like Windows, non-native development and lean admin work requires the command-line. The only real exception is installing a program that's not packaged right, and that's equally non-intuitive in Windows.

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    34. Re:The guys is wrong by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      I don't know about iSCSI and virtualbox, but software management doesn't need a CLI. I use synaptic when I want a gui, but I typically prefer the CLI myself, so I use apt-get most of the time.

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    35. Re:The guys is wrong by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Or the power button, just like all PCs since XP

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    36. Re:The guys is wrong by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Strange. When I replaced Win8-PR with Ubuntu on this laptop, I had to go to the command line to try to get the sound working, which I couldn't. Which is why I am running WindowMaker Debian instead.

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    37. Re:The guys is wrong by gtirloni · · Score: 1

      You'll learn in time.

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    38. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "CAN NO LONGER BE ACCESSED OUTSIDE METRO, INCLUDING SYSTEM FUCKING PROPERTIES AND RESTART THE COMPUTER."

      Right click, bro.

      (pic)

      http://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/windows-8-cp-start-button-right-click.jpg

    39. Re:The guys is wrong by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Short of insulting the guy, that is the least helpful answer you could have possibly provided. Even RTFM is more helpful since it at least implies that the answer is in the manual.

    40. Re:The guys is wrong by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 3, Informative

      MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN MOVED TO METRO AND CAN NO LONGER BE ACCESSED OUTSIDE METRO, INCLUDING SYSTEM FUCKING PROPERTIES AND RESTART THE COMPUTER.

      Really? Alt-F4 on the desktop, Winkey+X, right clicking the lower left corner (instead of left clicking which brings up Start). Since I actually have Win8 installed, AKA I've used it, which means I can actually say something about it with authority, every single desktop control panel item is there. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. There are some new Win8 features that you access via the metro system settings link from the charms bar on the left, the main one being the system reset function.

      I know it's a new /. thing to just hate on windows 8, and being critical is certainly your right, but at least please know wtf you are talking about so you don't look like another loud-mouthed buffoon.

    41. Re:The guys is wrong by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      So many options... so many lazy users.

      It's not laziness, it's ignorance. Making comments on a new interface after using it for 60s doesn't make people's opinions more qualified. It just makes them look stupid.

    42. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no. Any power user worth their salt will be open to a few keyboard shortcuts. How many users who are not power users need to open command prompts or system properties?

      Sure, the power button comment is correct. Shame on them. But you sound completely unintelligible claiming the only way you can access that stuff is through metro.

    43. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm dead serious here: people will learn. It's like we could take all articles/posts/comments every made between every Windows version and just copy and paste, while replacing the version number/name. After you're in this industry for more than a decade it becomes boring to see things repeating over and over. People will learn and when Windows 9 comes out and, let's say, replaces the Start screen because too many people complained, people will complain that the Start screen is gone. I'm not insulting anyone, sorry.

    44. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right click on the bottom left corner, and your classic Win shit is quicker to access than ever. Too bad MSFT didn't include the shutdown stuff there.

      Now if MSFT would just allow us to skip this 'modern' Start screen on the devices of OUR CHOICE, without the use of 3rd party software, I'd be a much happier camper. But choice isn't something that they're too interested in, considering I'm stuck to choosing from crappy colors and tattoo designs without said 3rd party software.

      Sorry, every time I start posting about Win8 to someone, even in defense of MSFT, I end up wanting to punch Ballmer in the face.

    45. Re:The guys is wrong by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Design is for the average user. The average user doesn't have a Thermaltake Xaser case, they have a HP, Compaq or Dell. They don't use Intel's wireless display outside of work

      There is no such thing as "an average user". Every user uses the system slightly differently, has a different physical setup, cares about different things.

      While not everyone uses a case like mine, the point is ease of access. People I know have their box in a closet, others use wireless keyboard/mouse with a projector, my father uses the Intel wireless display so the computer can sit upstairs and he can access it on the living room TV, sometimes it's just pushed back so far under the desk it's a pain to get to. None of these people are techies, these are all just family/friends that I end up having to support because I'm the techie.

      honestly they don't care about the charm bar.

      Half of them can't figure out it's there (even with on screen instruction), the other half even if they know it's there they find it confusing and annoying. Here are just a sample of your so called average user complaints so far (paraphrasing):

        - "I'm trying to follow instructions on x website, but the search covers them up when I start to type in what it says to. When I switch back to see the rest of what I need to type, the search is gone and I have to start over"
        - "I want to close x program, but whenever I go to the X this thing shows up with a bunch of pictures on it and then I can't close the program" - [this happens when you move the mouse to the top corner, then down a bit or bottom corner then up a bit]
        - [this one is mine] Same sort of thing for moving the mouse out of the way: the off screen gutter for the mouse has always been on the right of the side, Vista and Win7 bottom right went to desktop peek so I got used to pushing the mouse to the upper right to hide the mouse. Now both corners are the harm bar and there's just a hidden show desktop button (only visible as a button when you click it) which you can right click to enable the peek option. So you want to do a quick desktop peek to check your schedule, you can, but the harm bar comes up as well and covers half of it. Move away to get rid of the harm bar? Oh, you lose your peek too. @#@#$%
        - "How do I turn off the computer?" - from a person who's anal about not wasting energy (you know, the type who actually unplug the powerbar to conserve phantom loads)
        - "Sometimes this thing shows up on the side and has a big clock, what's it for? and why does it show up randomly?
        - "I open up that thingy on the side but when I try to move down to click on the button it goes away - how do I keep it there?"
        - "I'm trying to watch a movie but there's these 5 icons that won't go away" (from the person with the projector setup)

      People care about interfaces - a lot. Just take a look at digg.com http://readwrite.com/2010/09/23/digg_redesign_tanks_traffic_down_26 (it's why I left digg and came here, which I'm sure you'll have a snippy retort to). Facebook too - I left after their major re-design 3-4 years ago and it's only gotten worse since then.

      The fact is that users want options and they want to have things their way. Forcing something on them that pisses them off, even if it does have it's benefits, is just going to drive away customers.

    46. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, maybe the problem with Windows isn't that it's a crappy OS, it's that they actually allow you access to "system-fucking properties". Though, to be fair, most of the time the systems come pre-fucked from the OEM.

    47. Re:The guys is wrong by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

        MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN MOVED TO METRO AND CAN NO LONGER BE ACCESSED OUTSIDE METRO, INCLUDING SYSTEM FUCKING PROPERTIES AND RESTART THE COMPUTER.

      Calm down, Frances.
      It's people like you that make Slashdot employ these lame post content filters.

      System Properties:
      Open a Windows Explorer window,
      Right-click the Computer in the left hand side-bar,
      Choose Properties.

      Just like you did from the old Start Menu in previous Windows OSes.
      No Metro Start Screen involved.

      Or if you mean the Control Panels window, once you're in an Explorer window you can click the "Computer" tab at the top and there's a Control Panels button on the Ribbon interface at the top. Can't remember if you have to highlight Computer on the sidebar for that tab to appear or not and I'm at work right now. The Ribbon interface may have replaced the menus in Win7, but I don't really consider it part of Metro itself since it's more something borrowed from Office.

      As for Restarting the computer, I use the Charms icon for Settings to reach the command. I guess this is Metro but it's not a stupid trip to the Start Screen.

      I'd suggest you pin more apps to your Desktop Taskbar if you're having to jump to the Start screen that much. ...or get a Windows 8 Start Menu utility like Classic Shell. ...or go back to Windows 7, no one's holding a gun to your head to use it.

      I use it because of the under-the-hood improvements, and I spend little if any time on the Start Screen.

    48. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, and basically everyone else complaining about windows 8... really don't know what you are talking about. The 'metro' UI is a replacement for the start menu. Full damn stop. That really is it. The 'metro-style' programs? optional. Completely, 100% optional. Want to shut down on windows 7? Press the window key, move your mouse to the left, click on the power icon, select shutdown; or, ctrl+alt+delete, hit the power icon, select shutdown. Want to shut down on windows 8? Press the window key, move your mouse to the left, click on the power icon, select shutdown; or, ctrl+alt+delete, hit the power icon, select shutdown. Just because the start menu is full screen does not mean that it does not serve the same purpose. There is no functionality lost between windows 7 and windows 8, at least not that I can find.

      I really do think that the overwhelming majority of people complaining about windows 8 are just afraid of change, especially visual change.

    49. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      System properties can be accessed by just opening a Windows Explorer window and right-clicking on My Computer

      You can restart the computer as always via two methods with never touching metro: 1) press ctrl+alt+del and restart from there, or 2) mouse into one of the left-hand corners, click settings, click power, click restart (there are also a few other methods obviously including cmd prompts or shortcuts but those are outside of normal user land).

      Everyone needs to just get a grip and relax. Microsoft changed the UI paradigm. We are creatures of habit. Most of us are also very intelligent and very capable of learning a new UI Paradigm. Quit wasting your time complaining and instead try learning and/or adjusting to a new comfort zone.

    50. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Miss Information makes me mad too. She is so snooty.

      Damn, out of mod points. I hate that bitch too.

    51. Re:The guys is wrong by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      I am indeed using windows 7 and am fine with it. And 8 is fine on a tablet. I just feel like the review did have several good criticisms of Windows 8 as a desktop OS, it really is quite frustrating to use as a complete workstation replacement versus what we've been used to. It interrupts productivity in the office. Again, as a home tablet OS, its fine. Have you tried it with Dual Montiors? Blagh. Definitely not for workstations.

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    52. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your future troubles, just go down to the bottom left corner of your screen and right-click. A shortcut menu will pop up with all of the familiar system tools so that you don't have to go to the metro interface you so despise. Also, you need not navigate away from the desktop to restart the computer, the charms are available on the desktop too.

      Seriously though, "switch from desktop to metro" is just Windows 8 terminology for "clicking the start button," and it is no more painful, gives you the full screen menu to find the application you are looking for, and is identical in function to the start screen in every way. Control Panels? It's there. My Documents? You can pin anything to the start menu that you want! Need to search for an app? Just start typing.

      And for people that want the desktop to come up first, I must ask, why? The first thing I do when I turn on my computer in the morning isn't to ooh and ah at my desktop background. The first thing I do is open up an application!

    53. Re:The guys is wrong by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Which corner is magic and why?

      In short, all of them. The right corners bring up the charms bar, the left corners bring up the apps bar.

      How do I close IE that when started from metro runs as full screen and provides no way to close the application.

      Short answer is you don't. Apps are designed to be backgrounded; when you leave the app, it suspends sits in the background, and Windows manages resources like RAM. Most apps only take a few megabytes but games and apps like IE take up much more. If you monitor RAM usage, you'll see backgrounded apps retain their RAM allocation until it's needed by another application. I used to be concerned with this when I first used Windows 8, but I soon realized it's not an issue.

      However, if you really want to close an app, there are three ways: the easiest way is to just alt+f4. This has been the "exit app" shortcut since forever, and it still works. Second, the task manager. This might seem cumbersome and overkill for most users, but the default display of the Windows 8 task manager is actually just a list of apps with a single option to end task. Finally, the least discoverable way is to move the cursor to the very top edge of the screen. You'll see the cursor turn into a hand. Click and drag the app all the way to the bottom of the screen and it will be closed. This is pretty silly with a mouse, but is nice on tablets.

    54. Re:The guys is wrong by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Those functions are not obvious though, there is a steep learning curve before you find the things. His point was that on the iPhone you have a hardware home button, it never gets hidden, and on Android you've always got back/home buttons. When using Metro you will very easily get into situations with no obvious way of getting back out again, unless somewhere along the line you learned where to place the mouse and drag or to press a windows key, etc. It's especially odd with some of these apps on a large screen because 90% of the application will be a solid color of unused space and yet no "get me out of here" button exists. Finding the charms bar for shutting down the computer is not at all easy; I predict many users will be just powering off the computer instead of shutting down.

      This should not have happened. It's just bizarre that they expect everyone to just figure stuff out through trial and error, when I know many people who are just too scared to ever try anything new with a computer (people that presumably would be the key market segment of an easier-to-use UI). It's so bizarre that they hid essential services this way that it feels like a bug.

    55. Re:The guys is wrong by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      My dell button is not necessarily that easy to reach. There was a power-down (actually hibernate) button on the keyboard but I quickly disabled that when I accidentally hit it once in the middle of a game and it shut the whole thing down without giving me an opportunity to stop it.

      Seriously, most poeple I know shut off their computers using easy to find shutdown options. Mac has it, Linux has it in all distros I've seen, older versions of windows have it, why remove it now? This has the feeling of some high up manager thinking "this is how I use windows therefore it is the way every user must use windows".

    56. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This exact fact that is almost a hobby of MS is the most maddening thing about Vista! Every time I try to navigate drives it pulls up visited web links in the explorer url. You have to click another different space to get you back to the file explorer. Every time it hits me how on earth MS could be a modern software co. Then I think "could they have ever even USED their own computers???" Does not this junk aggravate them like it does ME? A monopoly can produce junk every day of the week and make money hand over fist.

    57. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong.

      Try Alt+F4 on the desktop for shutdown/restart

      Windows key + x gives you access to system properties etc.

      Shortcuts are your friend here

    58. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's right that there are no more ICONS to shutdown the computer in the classic desktop: you can't clickety-click your way to a reboot without going through the modern UI.
      Of course you can still use a keyboard shorcut if you happen to know it in avance, or run "shutdown -r -t 0" as I do on my XP virtual machine as work, but typing commands is why i use linux...windows users tend to like theirs icons...
      The first time I installed win 8 CP i had to browse the web to find how to shut that damn thing off or to simply get a login screen...

    59. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of those are non-obvious. The problem with Windows 8 is that no one wants to "learn windows" all over again.

    60. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several control panel icons are missing, such as network connections. To find it, you have to search in metro, and then instead of the old style control panels, you get a slide in metro tab on the right hand side of the screen. It is impossible to create a VPN connection without using metro for most of the steps, unless you do it entirely in the command prompt or edit the registry directly.

    61. Re:The guys is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alt-F4 on desktop, Winkey+X sounds like a kludge that will be documented in endless articles indexed by google, read by few and a cause of great confusion and some madness for most. Just like umm two user control panels in XP, the end of Outlook Express in Vista with no clear replacement, or bloatware and the lack a useful command line experience in the default install (grep, sed, ssh etc.) in all versions.

    62. Re:The guys is wrong by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Ok, time traveller from 2005. This is 2012, software sources can be edited from GUI for more than 6 years now, by properly asking for password for euro.

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  11. Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "He continued, “Some functions, such as ‘start an application’ or ‘restart the computer’ are available only from the tablet interface."

    *Start an application: Windows Key + X, R
    Restart the computer: ALT-F4 from the desktop

    *I can only assume that by "start an application" he means "run" because if he actually couldn't figure out how to click a shortcut from the desktop or taskbar......

    1. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Restart the computer: ALT-F4 from the desktop

      Alright, now how do I explain that to my non technical family so that they remember it as well as the bazillion other keyboard shortcuts ?

    2. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how exactly do you press the "Windows Key" on a tablet? Or Alt+F4?
      I haven't seen an actual Tablet version yet, so maybe the on screen keyboard has it?

      And why did they change the run to: Windows Key+X, R .... is Windows Key + R ; being used by something else? Is Find now, Windows Key+X, F ?

    3. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Restart the computer: ALT-F4 from the desktop

      On a tablet, you'd just hold the power button, just like Android (and probably iPad too). On a desktop, you have ACPI, so just press the power button there too.

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    4. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      How do you explain how to restart a Linux computer to your non technical family?

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    5. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and every new (or not so new) user knows they have to use this keycombo's to do this, because they are clearly displayed on the screen so everybody knows about it...

      Oh wait...

    6. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by SirKveldulv · · Score: 1

      Win-R still works fine. Win-X is a shortcut menu for administrative tools.

    7. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Umm Win Key + R for Run but seriously, key combinations are for intermediate/advanced users. Try getting someone over 40 to remember all these combinations? Ya right. Get someone who uses computers in procedural manner to do that? Even worse. Not everyone is a techie and those that aren't will be turned off.

    8. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      "Okay, mom, move your mouse over to that power symbol on the bottom right. Yes, the circle with a line, just like on your electric blanket. Click that. Good. Yes, you want to click the "shut down" button."

      (rough transcript of a conversation with my mother, who now runs Xubuntu (though she doesn't know it... it's that computer that only does "Internet browsing" and doesn't get viruses))

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    9. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you explain how to restart a Linux computer to your non technical family?

      sudo shutdown -r now

    10. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a co-worker tell me Windows 8 isn't that bad if you know the keyboard shortcuts.

      He is a field installer for wireless and DSL, but also gets asked many questions by people on basic usage of their machine. I pointed out to him the number of people he's mystified with Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.

      A huge number of people don't even know those basic shortcuts so yes, if you need shortcuts for you to use Windows 8 a lot of people will start looking elsewhere.

    11. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      Click on the start button. Click Shut Down.

      Because Windows is so ubiquitous, Linux has had to copy Windows UI design for awhile now to make it accessible. Anything that isn't Windows style is unintuitive since we've learned that, even if it would originally be more intuitive.

      Have you seen Ubuntu lately?

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    12. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if my power button is 30 feet away locked in a closet? Start-Shutdown-Restart got the job done just fine, and they should not have added extra work to shutdown from the mouse.

    13. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And how exactly do you press the "Windows Key" on a tablet? Or Alt+F4?
      I haven't seen an actual Tablet version yet, so maybe the on screen keyboard has it?

      On a tablet, obviously, you'd probably use the touch UI - i.e. swipe in charm bar from the right, tap Settings, then Shut down.

      But, yes, you can actually use keyboard shortcuts from the onscreen keyboard. The problem is that the regular one doesn't have all the keys you need for this - you get Ctrl, so you can do Ctrl+C/X/V from it, for example, or Ctrl + arrows, but there's no Win key. However, in Settings, you can enable an alternate keyboard layout that emulates an almost-full-size keyboard - it looks like this. And there, all key combinations work exactly the same as on the physical keyboard - so you can Alt+Tab, Ctrl+Esc, Alt+F4 etc. The only thing it won't let you do is Ctrl+Alt+Del.

      Find is still Win+F, though it has a Metro UI now.

    14. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me that's not how you restart your desktop....

    15. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Mouse version of shutting down Windows 8: "Okay, mom, move your mouse over to the left side of the screen. Click the word Settings. Now click the power symbol. Yes, the circle with a line, just like on your electric blanket. Click that. Good. Yes, you want to click the "shut down" button."

      The touch version isn't much different.

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    16. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      It's not, but then I'm on Win7

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    17. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have seen Ubuntu lately. In fact, I am typing this using my laptop running Debian with WindowMaker. Yes, this is the same laptop I was running the Win8 pre-release on. It doesn't have a touch screen so wasn't very good with Win8

      Linux was copying Windows, and denying it, back when GNOME and KDE first came out and they are still doing it. Have you tried shutting down a computer with Windows 8 on it? It isn't much harder. It is like one or two more clicks.

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    18. Re:Clearly Phillip Greenspun didn't try very hard by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Mom: "Well I go left and nothing happens"

      Me: "All the way left?"

      Mom: "Yes. Nothing happened."

      Me: "Keep going further left.

      Mom: "Outside the Word thing?" (by which she means the page view, or text area, or whatever context she was working in at the time)

      Me: "Yes. All the way over to the left, past everything, to the very edge of your screen. Go left until you can't go any more, then try to go past that."

      Mom: "Oh, there it is, okay. I've got it now."

      Without a visible target, minor confusion becomes a major problem.

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  12. He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by elabs · · Score: 4, Informative

    At the end of his "review" he said he was using Windows 8 on a desktop, not a tablet. "This article is based on using Windows 8 on what may be the best current hardware: Dell XPS One 27 computer with a quad-core i7 CPU, 16 GB of RAM and a solid state hard drive accelerator ($2600). " Well there you go. We all knew there were usability issues on the desktop.

    1. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by ak3ldama · · Score: 2

      But, remember the articles after thanksgiving of everyone buying the cheap laptops? Imagine some kid getting a Gateway Pentium $300 Windows 8 laptop: the initial excitement grows as the laptop sized box turns into a laptop, only to be dashed when he realizes it was a black friday special that can't play any of his favorite games acceptably and runs the new OS for Squares.

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    2. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OS for Squares" is brilliant.

      That is all.

    3. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by bemymonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's a big honkin 27" all-in-one touch-screen desktop computer... so pretty much a big tablet. If you can't get the full Windows 8 experience on that, you'll never get it on a dinky little tablet.

    4. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This dell machine sucks. That's his problem. Dell touchscreen-on-an-imac-wannabe designs are crap.

      W

    5. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by chispito · · Score: 1

      It's a big honkin 27" all-in-one touch-screen desktop computer... so pretty much a big tablet. If you can't get the full Windows 8 experience on that, you'll never get it on a dinky little tablet.

      Is it at all comfortable to reach out and touch your desktop screen? I wouldn't want to use a giant iPad floating a couple feet in front of my face.

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    6. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by RaceProUK · · Score: 2

      new OS for Squares

      Not just squares, rectangles too!

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    7. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the usability issues for desktops disappear if one uses a touch screen monitor.

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    8. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Tablet, phone, desktop: visual clutter is visual clutter. Some people, usually procedural users who have trouble with "where things went", used crap tones of desktop shortcuts and they're good with that. Those users might have liked the tiles. Unfortunately those users are usually the ones who identified shortcuts by the icon and placement, not the text. Tiles have constantly changing icons (great for advertising! @!#$), and will shift unexpectedly whenever you install a new app.

      Others don't use desktop shortcuts because it's too much visual information to process in a timely/efficient way. Those users tend to use the start menu, command line interfaces, and the like. Those users really have no option on this system. In tablet form about the best you could hope to do is manually change every tile to the same size, and group/order them yourself. Unfortunately this is insanely hard to do on a tablet, and must be re-done with every update/system refresh/new app/etc.

    9. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      Touchscreens aren't included with the OS, though.

      Hell, I don't believe there's even a touchscreen requirement in Microsoft's Windows 8 certification.

    10. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At the end of his "review" he said he was using Windows 8 on a desktop, not a tablet.

      The guy is clearly a dumbass for reviewing Microsoft's latest desktop OS offering on a desktop.

      We all knew there were usability issues on the desktop.

      So you feel that should make it immune from bad reviews, even though it's the OS now shipping on consumer desktop machines?

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    11. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Well, there you go! We all knew this OS was an absolutely terrible OS for desktops, but hey guys it works for tablets sorta so its not that bad"

      I'm lost.

      "We all knew there were usability issues on the desktop" sounds like conceding "This is a shitty operating system", or at least "This is a tablet only OS".

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    12. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here in is Microsoft's problem. They did the same thing the had been doing with tablets for years, but in reverse.

      Tablets aren't exactly new, they were invented by apple like much of the population believes, but the reason Microsoft was never sucessful is likely because they were pushing a desktop operating system on to a tablet where it wasn't really designed to go. Now Microsoft is doing the exact opposite pushing a tablet centric interface on to a desktop.

      Desktops and tablets (and smartphones for that matter) are different devices used in different ways, the best interface is going to be one that is suited to how each device is used.

    13. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just pretend it is a beautiful girl's pussy when you reach out and touch the screen...

    14. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      We have decided that touchscreens have their place on the desktop, just not as the primary input. It is a useful addition to almost any comp, as long as you recognize its limits.

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    15. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by pscottdv · · Score: 2

      The only workflow I have found to work for me in Windows 8 is to hit the Windows key and type the name of the program I want to run and press enter.

      It's almost as good as DOS was, except with DOS I didn't have to hit the Windows key!

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    16. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elabs is an obvious Microsoft shill. Looking at his post history, all you'll find are glowing reviews of Windows 8.

      Enough please.

    17. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      He is using a touch screen monitor, no?

      Still, touch on a desktop monitor is only marginally useful. Lifting your hand from the keyboard and reaching out gets tiresome fast.

    18. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

      I went down to Best Buy to try this out. Hey had some Leveno pro tablet thingy, with regular W8 on it.

      My answer is 'no', the usability issues do not disappear, some do, but plenty of new ones show up. With touch you get to see how many of the apps don't respond the way a person would expect, or leave you stuck in places clicking the 'home' button on the tablet to start all over again. Windows 8 touch is not anywhere close to prime time, it's going to need another year or two of updates to get rid of all the odd little issues that are still in the product.

    19. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      You mean like how lifting your hand from the keyboard and reaching out for the mouse gets tiresome fast?

      Seriously, I don't see what his problem is.

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    20. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you just don't know how to use it. I had none of those problems.

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    21. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You mean like how lifting your hand from the keyboard and reaching out for the mouse gets tiresome fast?

      It does, actually, which is why many advanced WMs on Linux can be operated entirely from the keyboard.

      But even for a casual user, the mouse is right next to the keyboard, and on the same level with it, so you don't need to lift the hand much, and it doesn't travel far. With a touchscreen, you need to lift it somewhere to your neck, and stretch it out 30 inches in front of you. That's a very big difference.

    22. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that one can't use keyboard shortcuts in Windows 8.

      Really, you seem to be making a moutain out of a mole hill. My monitors aren't even 24 inches away from me and my laptop screen is less than 10 inches from my hands.

      And, as near as I can tell, Windows 8 is geared towards touchscreen devices, specifically tablets and laptops. We all have seen the slow death of the desktop computer, culminating with the all-in-one, which is effectively a deskbound laptop.

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    23. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that one can't use keyboard shortcuts in Windows 8

      I don't know what gave you this idea. However, Win8 keyboard shortcuts do not give you the ability to conveniently manage windows. Try something like ion3 or xmonad on X11, and you'll see what I actually mean; until then, there's no way I can concisely explain it to you.

      Really, you seem to be making a moutain out of a mole hill. My monitors aren't even 24 inches away from me and my laptop screen is less than 10 inches from my hands.

      20 inches is the lower boundary for the recommended distance from your eyes to a desktop monitor. And we were not talking about laptops *since TFA is about experience on the desktop).

      And, as near as I can tell, Windows 8 is geared towards touchscreen devices, specifically tablets and laptops. We all have seen the slow death of the desktop computer, culminating with the all-in-one, which is effectively a deskbound laptop.

      I agree on that part, but nevertheless, Win8 is also advertised as a desktop OS, and there are brand-new all-in-one desktop PCs with touch that are sold running Win8. TFA is about the guy's experience running one such thing. Laptops are different, and tablets or convertibles are much different. I have a Vivo Tab RT myself, and I like it so far.

    24. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh - you do realize it is intended to run on consumer desktop machines as well?

    25. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooosh

    26. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Does Windows Key + typing "dec 15 6pm go to family xmas party" add it to Rainlendar and Google Calendar?
      Does Windows Key + typing "1234x3.14..." will that automatically give me the answer?
      Does Windows Key + typing in "google windows 8 sucks" bring up your browser and search google for "windows 8 sucks"?
      Does Windows Keu + typing "email joe re:widgets" bring up a new email message to joe@notarealaddress.com with the subject "re:widgets" in your default mail client?
      Is there an option to search everything or do I have to search Apps, Settings and Files separately?
      If I search files for "cmd" will it bring up any results? No. Searching it under File manager on my system: hundreds of results.
      Can you specify whether to search inside files? Archives? Encrypted files? What about dates or other meta information?
      Can I easily add functionality to the windows search app?

    27. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by suutar · · Score: 1

      for brief periods it's not bad. For actual interaction I suspect it would suck. (last time I had to, I was reconciling two lists and rested my finger on the screen to keep track of my place. After half an hour it got real old.)

    28. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by pscottdv · · Score: 1

      In answer to your questions, no. It only searches the name of the icon of the app or application in the most brain-dead way.

      I have found nothing similar to windows 7's or gnome 3's "search it all" functionality, but maybe it is hiding somewhere. I'm done writing my résumé now, so I don't expect to be using windows 8 again until my résumé needs updating.

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    29. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is also a big touchscreen too, it's the ultimate desktop computer for Windows 8, one that should show it off the best. Keyboard and mouse and touchscreen.

    30. Re:He admits he's not using a tablet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      27" touch-screen? Geez, who wants to swipe all the way across THAT? That's like mowing your lawn with a weed whacker.

      Touch-screen has a practical size. Desktop monitors are not that size. Metro is inappropriate for desktops.

  13. The point is not to clone iOS and Android by concealment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS or Android?

    People would just keep using the original and deny the copy.

    It's smart to take features from these systems, but useless to repeat them. Technology is forged by people who find new ways to do useful things. That doesn't mean imitation, it means re-invention.

    Microsoft also has a long legacy of Windows products and users to uphold, and has to merge these two.

    I realize that liking Windows around here is about as favorably looked upon as non-ironically liking Bruce Springsteen at a hipster party, but demonization for not being a clone is undeserved here.

    1. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by whoever57 · · Score: 0

      What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS or Android?

      Three words: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

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    2. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS or Android?

      Let's see ... copy what people have done successfully and make a useable product, or create something which is getting panned by reviewers as a bad hodge-podge of features that don't work together. I see which choice Microsoft made.

      Technology is forged by people who find new ways to do useful things. That doesn't mean imitation, it means re-invention.

      Only if you do it right, otherwise you've made the "dogs breakfast" the reviewer mentioned.

      Microsoft also has a long legacy of Windows products and users to uphold, and has to merge these two.

      How? By pissing off both desktop and tablet users?

      Yes, slavishly copying how other people do stuff isn't innovation. Producing something which is unusable is just incompetence, and it sounds like they'd have been better off just ripping everybody else off.

      Sometimes, Microsoft just misses the mark by such an extraordinary amount that you have to conclude that either they're out of touch with the rest of the market, or live so much in their own echo chamber that they actually believe they've made something totally awesome.

      When a company as big as Microsoft comes to market 5 years too late, with a product offering people can't make sense of, you have to assume there's some real problems going on.

      Sucking at both target markets is a lousy strategy. And, to be honest, I'm hard pressed to think of anything which Microsoft has innovated recently -- even things like the Kinect they bought.

      I am not sure I could name even 2-3 products which Microsoft created first, and that everybody went "wow, I need one" and that everybody else later copied. In fact, I'm having a hard time coming up with one (though I'm sure there has to be some examples).

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    3. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      I agree, Microsoft gets trashed when they are innovative, and when they steal. Nevertheless, you can't make people ike your product. I anticipate buying a new ultrabook in the next month, it'll come with windows 7, but it'll be running Linux Mint a few hours after I get my hands on it. I have no plans to run Windows 8 right now, or ever. Only way that will change is if I'm forced to.

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    4. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS or Android?

      Three words: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

      You forgot the fourth step: Excrete huge wads of cash in EU antitrust settlements.

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    5. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft just made the first FULL desktop OS capable of running on all devices including touch based tablets, and you find that to be a bad move?

      APPLE is ALREADY fucking trying to figure out how to do with OSX. Will you bitch and moan next year when Apple does it? Or will you credit Microsoft for being the first to head in the direction where we ALL want to go.

      An Ipad is a toy. When an Ipad can run full photoshop with pressure/tilt sensitive pen... everyone will say "this is brilliant"

      mean while that is exactly what MS has just delivered to everyone this year. Apple will do it next year.

    6. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by na1led · · Score: 1

      That concept has been tried before with HPs WebOS Touchpad, and look how that turned out. Windows 8 has 2 major problems. It tried to marry the standard Desktop with it's Metro Interface (bad idea), and the Apps available is pathetic compared to Android and iOS.

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    7. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Microsoft just made the first FULL desktop OS capable of running on all devices including touch based tablets, and you find that to be a bad move?

      From the description of how badly it does both tasks, yes ... there's no point in innovating crap. Doing two things badly, well, that's crap, not a feature.

      A reasonable user might respond to this dog's breakfast of a user interface by trying to stick with either the familiar desktop or the new tablet. However, this is not possible. Some functions, such as "start an application" or "restart the computer" are available only from the tablet interface. Conversely, when one is comfortably ensconced in a touch/tablet application, an additional click will fire up a Web browser, thereby causing the tablet to disappear in favor of the desktop. Many of the "apps" that show up on the "all apps" menu at the bottom of the screen (accessible only if you swipe down from the top of the screen) dump you right into the desktop on the first click.

      It doesn't sound like a roaring success to me.

      Or will you credit Microsoft for being the first to head in the direction where we ALL want to go.

      Allow me to enlighten you on the definition of "ALL". I have never said "gee, I wish my tablet had the same interface as a desktop OS". I don't know anybody else who owns a tablet who has said that. All would imply that everybody universally wants something.

      At best, you can have "some" or "a few". People here on Slashdot have a tendency to say "this is what I want, therefore it's what everybody wants" -- they're often wrong. Most people with tablets want them as a passive device, not a machine to replace the one on their desk.

      An Ipad is a toy. When an Ipad can run full photoshop with pressure/tilt sensitive pen... everyone will say "this is brilliant"

      If you're doing full blown photoshop, WTF would you want to be doing it on a tablet for? Everyone will say "god, I miss my long battery life".

      I use my tablet primarily for entertainment and light web surfing. I'm not remotely interested in trying to get it bumped up to be a replacement/upgrade for my main desktop -- to replace that I'm going to need an 8-core CPU and 16GB of RAM. The battery life on that would be, what, about 5 minutes?

      mean while that is exactly what MS has just delivered to everyone this year. Apple will do it next year.

      No, experience tells me Apple might take the concept of supporting both desktop OS and Tablet devices, and do it well.

      Microsoft has taken two concepts, jammed them together badly, and called it Windows 8. But if you like Win 8, feel free to use it -- my guess is most businesses are just going to skip right past this one, and I'm pondering buying a Win 7 box now so I don't need to deal with Win 8.

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    8. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I have never said "gee, I wish my tablet had the same interface as a desktop OS". I don't know anybody else who owns a tablet who has said that.

      Of course you've never said that, because its nonsense. I remember when iOS didnt even have cut and paste. Are you saying it was a bad idea to include cut and paste?

      EVERY tablet user has said "This is great, but its limited" or "This is great, but imagine if i could do more, like run photoshop on this"

      You have it backwards but you're right, no one has said "I wish my tablet had the same interface as a desktop OS". Thats why windows 8 has a tablet touch based ui as well as a desktop ui. If you want deeper functionality you can go into desktop mode, if not, you can use your tablet like any other tablet via a tablet ui. I dont see whats so hard to figure out about this, MS deserves credit for successfully pulling off something no one has done yet. You cant say Windows is bloated, when it can run on tablets and provide full desktop functionality. Its efficient, its faster than ever. Apple is already hard at work planning to do the very same thing.

      If you're doing full blown photoshop, WTF would you want to be doing it on a tablet for? Everyone will say "god, I miss my long battery life".

      Battery life is not an excuse to limit functionality as long as you have the option to plug things into a wall. The iphone battery life is terrible but it didnt stop it from being the amazing device it has become.

      There are many situations when I as an artist would love to just draw on a tablet with pressure sensitive pen using autodesk sketchbook pro which is highly superior to the silly iOS app version which bares no resemblance to the full application. That is why Windows 8 is superior, because it can do both, and its up to you.

      I use my tablet primarily for entertainment and light web surfing I'm not remotely interested in trying to get it bumped up to be a replacement/upgrade for my main desktop

      Thats fine, but to deny the ability is now a user choice is just bad. Thats the great thing about windows 8, if you want it to be just a tablet os, it is. If you want more functionality out of it, its there. What you do with your devices is up to you, but the truth is, until last month, no one had the ability to run desktop apps, and do more on their tablet. Windows 8 provides you the option.

      Microsoft has taken two concepts, jammed them together badly, and called it Windows 8. But if you like Win 8, feel free to use it -- my guess is most businesses are just going to skip right past this one, and I'm pondering buying a Win 7 box now so I don't need to deal with Win 8.

      Have you used it? How do you know its different than windows 7? See thats the trick, its not. Windows 7 is far more different compared to vista or xp, than windows 8 is to 7. Windows 8 is virtually the same thing, minus the start menu redundancy. Its actually more efficient. I dont get what is so scary about the start screen. I rarely ever see or use it on my desktop. I'm serious. Its not as scary as you might think. Its a very well thought out OS. Its not as disjointed as you think. I use it every day, and I'm a 3d fx artist. I use it in the same exact way as windows 7, except now, I rarely use the start menu, because theres no need. The taskbar is what replaces it, and the start screen is there for those who need to fall back on, or to run tablet apps.

      Advanced users will always use things as they were designed, while others will fumble through changes. I'm telling you honestly, I dont miss windows 7. I really dont. Windows 8 performs better, and there are even improvements in the desktop that advanced users will appreciate. The start menu was for mom, not for us.

    9. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Most people with tablets want them as a passive device, not a machine to replace the one on their desk.

      Most people don't know what they want until someone gives it to them. After all, Apple doesn't do focus groups, or so the apocryphal story goes. Funny how you fanboys criticize Microsoft for being more like Apple. And you contradict yourself, in typical fashion...

      If you're doing full blown photoshop, WTF would you want to be doing it on a tablet for? Everyone will say "god, I miss my long battery life".

      Excusing a UI limitation with technical whining, like the fattest, smelliest, most inept neckbearded open source programmers. I guess you've never seen one of these.

      Or, to make it more obvious...

      Slashdot have a tendency to say "this is what I want, therefore it's what everybody wants

      I use my tablet primarily for entertainment and light web surfing. I'm not remotely interested...

    10. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS?

      People would just keep using the original and deny the copy.

      It's smart to take features from these systems, but useless to repeat them. Technology is forged by people who find new ways to do useful things. That doesn't mean imitation, it means re-invention.

      Can be said equally of Android.

    11. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS or Android?

      Those who forget the lessons of history are doomed to repeat it

      I don't know. Why don't you ask the guys who blatantly copied somebody else's interface or maybe perhaps the the guys who blatantly copied those guys to make billions of dollars?

      I think where Microsoft did wrong with Windows 8 is in leaving their core strength: that of copying successful people with something cheaper that's passably good. Unfortunately, for MS, they've been upstaged in their core strength by Google's Android.

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    12. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      EVERY tablet user has said "This is great, but its limited" or "This is great, but imagine if i could do more, like run photoshop on this"

      Bullshit. Have you polled every user who owns a tablet to confirm they've said that? I've never said it, I assume other people have never said it, so "EVERY" in this case is mere hyperbole to suit your argument.

      Battery life is not an excuse to limit functionality as long as you have the option to plug things into a wall.

      Yeah, lets design a small, portable device with lousy batter life so we can run photoshop on it. If you know you're going to have to plug it into the wall, why not use a desktop and a mouse? I'm not looking to give up my battery life so you have a drawing tablet.

      There are many situations when I as an artist

      Ah, and there's the crux of it isn't it? This is about what you want, not what the general market for tablets want. What percentage of people who own tablets want that? And has anybody so far designed a tablet with the express needs of an artiste in mind? No, they've designed a general consumer device. There's probably no money to be made in making a specialized device which covers what you're looking for -- at least not yet, and not without charging you obscene amounts of money for it. I don't want to pay more for my device so you can have the device of your dreams, and nobody else will want to either.

      That is why Windows 8 is superior, because it can do both, and its up to you.

      No, it's better for you, and what you feel you need. Which, as you say, is fine. 'Better' is and always will be a purely subjective measure, it's not an objective fact.

      Thats fine, but to deny the ability is now a user choice is just bad.

      I'm not denying anybody their choice, but it's not my job to provide it -- nor is it Apple, Samsung, Microsoft, Google, or anybody else. I'm choosing to stay the hell away from Windows 8; and from what I've read about it being a bad mash-up of desktop and tablet, and the fact that Microsoft has barely sold 1 million units tells me that other people are making the same choice.

      All that you've said is that for you, as an artist, want features not in most tablets. All I've said is that, as someone who has had a tablet for a couple of years now and quite likes it, I don't use it anything like my desktop, and I'm not interested in one which replaces my desktop.

      At the end of the day, do you know who gives a shit about my and your opinions? Me and you respectively. And if the market isn't looking for a tablet like you describe, there's no incentive for anybody build it.

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    13. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pop quiz: what is the greater sum, money gained by leveraging your monopoly to extend into a new market, or the antitrust settlement you have to pay for doing so?

    14. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good arguments. Except: WindowsRT (the ARM build of Windows 8 that runs on tablets) doesn't have a desktop and is not capable of executing x86 code. They don't have any ARM builds of Photoshop. I'm not aware of any x86 tablets with Windows 8.

    15. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      From the description of how badly it does both tasks, yes ... there's no point in innovating crap

      So you havent tried it, and you're not even willing to be open minded. Remind me why I would waste my time explaining my opinion to you?

    16. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Have you polled every user who owns a tablet to confirm they've said that? I've never said it, I assume other people have never said it, so "EVERY" in this case is mere hyperbole to suit your argument.

      Oh really? So the entire evolution of computer science wasnt based on "But what if we could do more?"

      Are you really trying to tell me that we're at the end of progress? That we've stopped dreaming about how to improve every device, every line of code, and every idea? We're done?

      Well thats news to me. The entire progress of computers is based on ideal goals, and if you tell me a tablet, or touch based device without better application support is ideal... then I dont know what to say other than i disagree. I remember when iOS couldnt run apps.

      Yeah, lets design a small, portable device with lousy batter life so we can run photoshop on it. If you know you're going to have to plug it into the wall, why not use a desktop and a mouse?

      I dont carry around my desktop everywhere I go, and neither do you. Why limit yourself because you only have a tablet on hand? You just dont make sense. I've never used a computer and said "this is good enough, we've done all we can, and it cant be any better than this".

      Ah, and there's the crux of it isn't it? This is about what you want, not what the general market for tablets want. What percentage of people who own tablets want that?

      I'm not part of the general market? Interesting definition of general you have. Are you saying the general market are morons who use their computers for porn and facebook? OK fine, lets stop making new devices and improving technology every year, because we can satisfy those needs 10 years ago.

      And has anybody so far designed a tablet with the express needs of an artiste in mind? No

      Microsoft Surface has a pressure/tilt sensitive pen and the os has pen input features such as hand writing recognition. So yes, there are tablets with that feature. In fact they were around long before the ipad. Theres also a third party pen for the ipad but it doesnt have pressure sensitivity so its useless.

      No, it's better for you, and what you feel you need. Which, as you say, is fine. 'Better' is and always will be a purely subjective measure, it's not an objective fact.

      You're over simplifying something as complex as a modern OS. It is in every way technically superior to windows 7. So yes its better by those standards. THE ONLY thing in question is really interface. NO ONE is saying "windows 8 is worse than windows 7 technically". No one. Thats a fact. Those who are bashing windows 8, are generally upset about ui design. They're saying "this Ferrari is fast.. but I hate it because its not red... stupid ferrari, I dont want it".

      All that you've said is that for you, as an artist, want features not in most tablets. All I've said is that, as someone who has had a tablet for a couple of years now and quite likes it, I don't use it anything like my desktop, and I'm not interested in one which replaces my desktop.

      You're lying if you've never wanted to do more with your tablet. You may not want it to be like a desktop ui... but you're lying if you're telling me that it functions as good as it ever will and you dont ever dream of a day it can do more... while you're shitting on the toilet or visiting grandma.

      You're not being honest. The reason we have tablets is because we've dreamed of the idea and progressed to it. Are you saying we're finished ? I dont believe you.

      you may not want a desktop ui on it. Thats fine. I'm not saying you have to. I'm just saying, windows 8 manages to do both, and you have a choice. It can do both fine. So in your attempt to single me out as different from you... windows 8 addresses both of our needs in a sense. You just dont want it. Thats ok, but dont insult the idea that an OS

    17. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Thats true, but thats because its ARM. Its not really the fault of windows. Windows NT used to have a dec alpha version as well, and it didnt run photoshop either :)

      Surface RT and Windows RT is microsofts attempt to make use of ARM Cpus which have the benefit of being more energy efficient (although slower).

      In other words, what if intel lost, and everything went ARM. MS would have windows ready to run on it. It makes sense, but as a mobile device launch, I find it to be confusing and a bad choice for MS. They confused the buyer with WindowsRT. Less informed people wont know the difference and end up with a device that cant run desktop applications. Its a shame really that the Surface RT came out first.

    18. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      "What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS or Android?"

      I imagine they were hoping it would be as much use as duplicating CP/M or MacOS System 7 were.

    19. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difference is, Apple is trying to figure out how to do it well, before doing it. They may be successful, or they may not. We don't know yet.

      They may even end up setting themselves up for another Maps style failure.

      Difference is, Microsoft already did it, even though they didn't figure out how to do it well.

      Oh, and btw, even if your name is "ALL", please don't refer to yourself as "we ALL".

    20. Re:The point is not to clone iOS and Android by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Oh really? So the entire evolution of computer science wasnt based on "But what if we could do more?"

      Are you really trying to tell me that we're at the end of progress?

      No, I'm telling you you're saying one set of words, and then retroactively saying they mean something else.

      You said nothing at all about progress, or what we could do in the future, you said, and I quote again:

      EVERY tablet user has said "This is great, but its limited" or "This is great, but imagine if i could do more, like run photoshop on this"

      I pointed out that at best this was hyperbole. Now you're whining that I'm arguing against progress, which is a completely erroneous conclusion.

      The entire rest of your argument doesn't stem from anything you said at the time, and is specious because you're now trying to claim you said an entirely different set of words with a different intent.

      So, read what you said, read what I said, and then go tell someone who might care how you think you've said other things. You're simply expanding the scope of what you said to include an entirely different set of arguments about other things, and you're making up things that both you and I said -- and I'm not going to debate you on what you think I've said, because you're so completely missing the point it's not funny.

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  14. Non-screen touch surface? by bobwoodard · · Score: 1

    This might be out there, but I haven’t seen it yet, so some help would be appreciated.

    Is there a touchpad/mousepad I can lay on my desk to act as the touch proxy for the screen? I’ve seen the Surface and the screen looked great, well... until it started being used, that is. It got all mucked up after a little bit of use and there’s _no_ way I can use that on my work machine.

    So. is there some way I can use something like a mouse pad as the interface (pinch, zoom, swipe, etc, etc) without having to touch the screen?

    1. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by Docasman · · Score: 2

      Like the Magic Trackpad? (I've seen it on PCs, too)

    2. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Apple invented that. Google for Magic Trackpad. Now, does such a thing work with Windows, I don't know, but that's only a matter of someone writing the appropriate drivers and software.

    3. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by tftp · · Score: 1

      So. is there some way I can use something like a mouse pad as the interface (pinch, zoom, swipe, etc, etc) without having to touch the screen?

      No, you can't - simply because you would not know where your touch would land. Mouse has a cursor for that purpose, and action buttons that you click after the cursor is positioned as necessary. The touch interface has no cursor, and it activates whatever it is at the point of touch. You'd have to have a screen underneath your touchpad... but then you can't see it well. Just forget the whole thing and use a mouse.

    4. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. The Tragic Macpad.

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    5. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Logitech and wacom have devices that will do just that.

    6. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by bobwoodard · · Score: 1

      Perhaps? I'll check it out, thanks! I've used the Logitech Trackballs for years, so i have no clue about the current state of pointer devices.

    7. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by bobwoodard · · Score: 1

      I tried a trackball on the preview version, but for some reason, it just didn't "click", so I'm hoping there's another way to use the surface interface without my monitor looking like my car's windows after the baby has run his hands all over them.

      I guess the way I was thinking about using it was the trackball for clicks and mouse actions and then moving my hand to the right to the trackpad(?) for swipe/pinch/etc gestures.

    8. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by bobwoodard · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the suggestions, I'll check them out!!

    9. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      This might be out there, but I haven’t seen it yet, so some help would be appreciated.

      Is there a touchpad/mousepad I can lay on my desk to act as the touch proxy for the screen? I’ve seen the Surface and the screen looked great, well... until it started being used, that is. It got all mucked up after a little bit of use and there’s _no_ way I can use that on my work machine.

      So. is there some way I can use something like a mouse pad as the interface (pinch, zoom, swipe, etc, etc) without having to touch the screen?

      Logitech Wireless Rechargeable Touchpad T650

      It works quite well. It's about the size of the Apple Magic Track Pad, which is much larger than a laptop touch pad. The gestures and everything work great and honestly do make a big improvement in Windows 8 over a traditional mouse. The only down-side is they don't make a BlueTooth version so you have to use the mico-dongle that comes with the Touchpad.

      There is an older Logitech Touchpad, but I don't know how well it works with Windows 8.

    10. Re:Non-screen touch surface? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Most laptop trackpads work fine, actually. There's a Synaptics driver for Win8 that enables all of that. Most trackpads are actually multi-touch enabled even on PCs, and have been so for years (my 3.5 year old laptop has one).

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  15. It's about magnitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's about expressing the amount of hate you feel for the person. It's like expressing love only different.

    For instance if you buy your love a bar of chocolate for an anniversary, it will express affection in an underwhelming way, perhaps leading them to believe your affection is as underwhelming as the effort that went into the gift.

    Now on the other hand if you go all out and treat them to weekly massage for a year at the local spa so they eventually elope with the sexy massage therapist, then that's a whole other level of showing affection.

  16. The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Mattsson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I converted my main workstation at work to windows 8 a week ago, mostly in order to learn and get used to it.
    While there indeed is a bit of a hassle to change some of the habits from xp, vista and 7 to fit 8, and I really dislike the start panel that has replaced the start menu, it's not really a big deal.
    I've put my 20 or so most used applications in the taskbar and pinned my most used folders and files into the respective taskbar icons and changed my "click start menu and open the file or folder"-habit into a "right click the taskbar icon and open the file or folder"-habit.
    Also, I've installed regular windows applications as replacements for all the standard windows 8 applications, like vlc instead of the full screen windows 8 movie player, acrobat reader instead of the full screen windows 8 pdf-viewer, etc.
    To be honest, I haven't used the start panel at all this entire week, except for going to the desktop after logging in.

    On one hand, I've not really seen any of the horrible downsides with windows 8 that everyone talks about. On the other hand, I haven't seen many improvements over windows 7 yet. The new task manager and the new file-copy graph windows are awesome though.

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    1. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by sr180 · · Score: 1

      Some of these new metro apps are pretty cool. However, on my 27 inch monitor, the full screen really annoys me. What I wish, is that I could size them, and put them where I want! You could put them in a box, I could drag them around the screen. I dont know, you could call them 'windows' or something.

      For my use case, windows 8 is a complete waste of time. The metro interface just gets in the way. In standard form the new start screen is slower and takes more time to use.
      2 Common use cases for me:
      Windows: Aim to the Start Button Click, slight move to programs, click on program.
      Windows 8: Move down to the left corner wait for the start to appear and click. Now move the mouse to the app I want which could be the whole way across my 27 inch screen, and click on program. Or worst case, move to the far right of the screen to scroll the screen across, and then move up to the program to click on it. On my monitor, that can be alot of mouse movement just to run one program.

      Windows: Hit start, type calc. Hit enter. Very quick. (unless something cpu heavy is running - may take a while to appear)
      Windows 8: Hits start, type calc. hit enter. This is noticeably slower. The search list takes much more time to populate.

      Windows 8 without a start screen replacement for me is terrible. Windows 8 with a start screen replacement offers nothing more than windows 7. It feels a little snappier but that's it. Running windows 8 for while now, and I just don't use metro mode at all. As I opened with, If I could window some of the apps, Id possibly use them, but without that, there's no point.

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    2. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, as you say, it's not a big deal.

      However, if you release a new version of your software that's worse than the previous version, saying "Well, it's only a LITTLE worse" is not a very impressive excuse.

    3. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The start menu became with Windows 7. The intended workflow is to pin your apps to the taskbar. I rarely go into the start screen on windows 8 not because its bad, but because Its not needed every time you want to launch a program. Its not even needed for ANY desktop function. In reality the start screen serves as a full screen fancy application launcher and a tablet ui for apps and it does both very well.

      I rarely ever see the start screen, unless I want to see it.

      Microsoft has done an amazing job with windows 8. Its faster than windows 7 in every way. I cant be bothered with the problems of people refusing to progress forward because things are different (NOT WORSE... just different) and in many ways they're writing off an OS that is superior than windows 7 in every way technically, because they cant learn a new ui. Boo hoo.

      Do we really need to bitch and moan because theres no button labeled "start" anymore? Are users that fucking dumb?

    4. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      I have not run Windows as my primary desktop for a looong time (Windows 98). After 98 I went to Linux (first Slackware, then various Debian offerings), and then to OS X 10.3 when I got a G4 powerbook. I have been on OS X ever since.

      However I have gotten annoyed with some of the decisions Apple is making currently (both philosophically and on the user interface). I am somewhat in the market for a new computer (no rush, but within the next year), and want to go back to a desktop machine. Given the software I run, I can choose between Windows and OSX, and so I am trying out Windows 8 in a VM for the time being. So far, I quite like what I see. Metro did take a bit to get used to, but it is growing on me.

      I have still not finally decided to use it for my primary desktop, but it is in serious consideration for that job. It is way ahead of XP in terms of usability; I have not used Windows 7 enough to compare with it, but there are certain things I like much better (such as task manager).

      Cheers

    5. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing maybe 2-3 weeks ago, and your feelings are mine in a nut shell. It's not the DOOOOM that people make it out to be. Worst Christmas Present? Really? I bought my copy from Microsoft.com for like $30 or $40 downloadable. That's hardly the worst money I've spent.

      - The UI isn't as bad as people make it out to be. It just takes getting used to, and some of their decisions were a little stupid.

      - Personally, using a Touchpad device makes things a lot easier (gestures and such). A regular mouse might have been painful.

      - I haven't noticed anything "bad" about it (crashes, slowness, etc) but nothing particularly great about it. Yet.

    6. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Lord+Crc · · Score: 2

      The intended workflow is to pin your apps to the taskbar. I rarely go into the start screen on windows 8 not because its bad, but because Its not needed every time you want to launch a program.

      Which is nice if you use a handful of applications. However some of us regularly use a lot more than that. Off the top of my head I can count 35 different applications I launch on a daily basis, most of them many times a day. I'm excluding all games and such.

      Pinning 35 apps to the taskbar would take so much space there's hardly any left for the windows that are active, and so the windows would quickly become grouped, reducing efficiency significantly.

      I just cannot phantom why Microsoft didn't give us the option. Metro might be nice on the desktop for some people, and perhaps on a tablet. But why force us? I would have upgraded if I could have kept my start menu, so a lost sale here. Great move MS.

    7. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh.... new task manager and new file copy dialog!

      Boy, those sure make me want to rush out and grab a copy of Windows 8.

    8. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do any test/dev/lab stuff having full Hyper-V on the desktop is worth the minor annoyances. Like you, the first thing I did was replace all the metro apps and set up boot straight to desktop (yes, it's easy). I've been using Win8 Enterprise for a month now and I don't think I've seen Metro in two weeks. The Metro apps are all horribly underpowered for power-user and I really just found them annoying to replace.

    9. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Information Density. Windows 8 does not have it.

      But there is another way to get a 'Start' bar, kind of...

      Create a folder with all the shortcuts you need in it. Right click on the Windows bar > Toolbars > New Toolbar, then select that folder.

      TaDa! Start menu replacement.

    10. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

      You can get an W8pro upgrade copy (up to 5) for $16.32 or so from www.windowsupgradeoffer.com. Worth buying 5 now and selling them for more later.

    11. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      People actually use the All Programs list on Windows? WHY?? You know how to do it with the Start search, so I'm confused why you'd even use the horrible interface of the Start menu navigation structure. Short of pinned stuff I don't use the mouse to launch programs at all... and even that *can* be done with the keyboard.

      Also, I have not noticed any time difference between using Start search to launch programs on Win7 or Win8. Are you waiting for the results to display before you hit Enter for some reason?

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    12. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you do this? You have to supply a valid recent W7 serial number to be eligible for the offer.

    13. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I mention in other comment - install ClassicShell from sourceforge. It's great!
      You are right - new taskman and file activities bar are good, so is tool for advanced settings.

    14. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      I didn't have to supply any information.. I just visited the http://www.windowsupgradeoffer.com/ site, filled out the information. Got the email and code. I ran the program on a Win7 computer (it wasn't even activated). Put in the credit card info. Got the key for 8 and closed the program before it downloaded another copy of 8. I've not tried it on a XP computer to see if it works the same.

    15. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      >I didn't have to supply any information I mean windows key.

    16. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically Win 8 is OK as long as you avoid using any of its new functionality & replace the bundled apps with free ones ?

    17. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, basically you are saying that the new Windows 8 OS is fine so long as you find alternatives to the Metro apps, modify and customise the UI so that applications are findable and the new task manager is nice.

      Well, screw that.
      The task manager in Windows 7 is actually quite good, compared with XP.

      No doubt the day will come when I will have to use Windows 8. I've had a play with it at stores and found it to be highly irritating.

      Good news for you. There is an application you can install in windows 8 to get your start bar back.

    18. Re:The start panel isn't such a big deal... by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Assuming, of course, the upgrade even works, which it hasn't in my experience, after wasting way too many hours trying to make it work.

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  17. Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    He's not a professor; far from it.
    He's an "MIT affiliate" (search People on the MIT home page), which is the loosest form of connection to the Institute.
    Note also that the blog he's posted on is at Harvard Law, which says:
    "Weblogs at Harvard Law is provided by the Berkman Center for Internet & Society at Harvard University as a free service to the Harvard community. Anyone with an email address at harvard.edu, radcliffe.edu, or hbs.edu can sign up instantly and be blogging in minutes."
    If you search his name in the directory at Harvard's home page, there are no hits.

    In other words, he has no significant connection to MIT, doesn't show up at all on Harvard's staff list, and maybe for some reason has a Harvard email address.

    The poster was just quoting the blog, which pointed to the original blog, but hey, is 30 seconds worth of fact checking too much to ask?

    An Actual MIT Professor.

    1. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dear Dr. Coward,

      Perhaps Greenspun is only an MIT affiliate, but it seems that you don't show up on MIT's People page at all.

      As one of the millions who share your name, I sympathize. People are always leaving us off lists. It's almost as though we don't have names! To them we're just another invisible minority.

      Don't you think it's time that we took a stand against this injustice?

      I urge you to join the United Federation of Anonymous Cowards today, and stand up for the right to be associated with your accomplishments! The membership fee is purely nominal, I assure you.

      Sincerely,

      Anonymous Coward
      President, United Federation of Anonymous Cowards (UFAC)

    2. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not a professor; far from it.
      He's an "MIT affiliate" (search People on the MIT home page), which is the loosest form of connection to the Institute.
      Note also that the blog he's posted on is at Harvard Law, which says:
      "Weblogs at Harvard Law is provided by the Berkman Center for Internet & Society at Harvard University as a free service to the Harvard community. Anyone with an email address at harvard.edu, radcliffe.edu, or hbs.edu can sign up instantly and be blogging in minutes."

      It must be bad for MIT and its alumni to have people abuse the Name of the university like this. Whats next, some quack posting racist garbage on this free weblog?

    3. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a Zionist Jew so of course he's in good with the establishment East Coast Matzoh League schools.

    4. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      translate: "He is a frequent visitor to our campus"

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    5. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I googled Philip Greenspun and saw that he taught a course on RDBMS/SQL in 2012. Maybe not a 'professor', but certainly an 'instructor'. I'd say that's a significant connection to MIT. But hey, is 30 seconds worth of fact checking too much to ask an actual MIT professor?

    6. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?!?

      I don't know what the technical requirements are for the "Professor" title, but are you claiming these to be lies?

      http://philip.greenspun.com/teaching/three-day-rdbms/
      http://philip.greenspun.com/teaching/teaching-software-engineering

      "This is a report on what we've learned during the first four semesters of teaching a new subject at MIT: Software Engineering of Innovative Internet Applications."

      Teaching a course might not make one a professor, but certainly is worthy of recognition in some form, right?

    7. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greenspun has an PhD EE/CompSci from MIT, taught a few courses at MIT, made his fortune in the .com boom, and now spends his time blogging + flying airliners + training helicopter pilots.

      http://philip.greenspun.com/personal/biography
      http://philip.greenspun.com/personal/resume

    8. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Actual MIT Professor.

      Cool! Could you write a Windows 8 review?

    9. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazingly, your ad-hominem attack didn't in any way whatsoever diminish the value of the review itself. Quite the opposite really. Good job, professor AC.

    10. Re:Greenspun is not an MIT professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, a post from an "Anonymous Coward" claiming to be "An Actual MIT Professor" Let's see your resume and you real name "Actual MIT Professor".

      Here is Philip Greenspun's resume. "http://philip.greenspun.com/personal/resume". And his Wikipedia page. "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Greenspun"

      From an anonymous coward not claiming to be anything.

  18. Win 8 "sales": by Hartree · · Score: 1

    I ordered 3 wireless routers from NewEgg and got an offer that I could get a copy of Win 8 Pro sold to me with each, but with a %100 discount, i.e. free.

    Now, since it was "sold" to me with a "discount", I'm sure my "purchase" was included in that inflated figure of Win 8 sales that was put out recently.

    I might install one on a swappable drive just to try it, but they're currently collecting dust and two of them probably will continue to do so.

    1. Re:Win 8 "sales": by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      That and how many people are getting the $16 copies from the windows upgrade offer site and keeping them for later.

  19. Metro Interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember doing the same thing in 1992 using a VGA monitor. MS-DOS and a serial mouse..

    1. Re:Metro Interface by fibonacci8 · · Score: 1

      RIP graphics on a BBS?

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  20. "a usable tablet experience.." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't test it on a tablet.

    He also paid about $1500 too much for his Dell.

     

  21. Apple is about marketing, and compelling products by tuppe666 · · Score: 1, Troll

    You've obviously never worked with Apple or an Apple shop.

    That is unfortunately not true. Whatever you think of Jobs showmanship, or the manipulative way me said "magical" every 5 damn seconds. They do have a massive distortion filter...and the whole media industry bent on lying on there behalf. The reality is though that device that Jobs finally held aloft, was a compelling device, and in three cases the first mass market one of its kind [note not the first, best features].

    Apples shares are taking a massive dip right now [The value of dell wiped off their cap in a day!!], and its simply due to Apple only having the "distortion field in effect" not the compelling products. In context of this article Microsoft never had them.

  22. Is there any circumstance that makes it worth it? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    Please be gentle, I'm not as big a nerd as I like to think, and more of a scientist than a computer person. The thing is, though, I have a really nice PC for gaming that I built (with help) from my older machine. I replaced almost everything but I kept the Hard Drives (added an SSD to the existing 1.5TB RAID0). It has 32GB RAM (it was on sale) and a core i5 and an nVidia 660 GTX on an ASUS Mobo.

    I have on it Vista 64-bit home premium (so I can't use all 32GB RAM) and I want to upgrade. Everyone says that Vista was BAAAAAD, and I'd agree if I was a power user, prolly, there are a number of annoying things like being asked all the time if I really want to change some setting or other.

    So the question is this, should I upgrade to Win 8 Pro (and get start8 or whatever it is that give back the regular start menu) or Win 7 ultimate? Given that the promotion is for Win 8 only, I'd like to be able to take advantage of the reduced cost.

    To note: I really only use the machine to play games bought on Steam, MUD, and use the net. Is win 8 that bad that even someone who's generally smart, but only uses the computer for a few things, should avoid it?

  23. The most common complaints by davidbrit2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems like the number one complaint so far is "It's different, and I don't like to think". That's just lazy, and I tend to discount it immediately.

    There are two fairly valid criticisms, however. The first is that by moving functions into various gestures and hidden panels, the discoverability is quite poor. I'm constantly forgetting that the search feature is buried in that "charms" bar, and instinctively look for a search field on the screen somewhere. I'm sure the Microsoft knee-jerk approach to "fixing" this will be to print tips and reminders on the display bezel, which of course won't make any sense when the screen is rotated some other way. Going back to the drawing board and completely re-engineering a concept doesn't seem to be their thing.

    Second, the weird desktop/tablet UI dichotomy is baffling. Functions that were previously confined to a small number of places - chiefly the Start menu and Control Panel - are now spread across two "control panels", a hidden "charms" bar, a "Settings" button in that charms bar, and many of these functions bounce back and forth between the tablet or desktop UI, or even duplicate features of one another. Key functionality has also been removed entirely. Where does one view, edit, and reorder the entire list of saved wireless connections? Nowhere, unless you want to use the netsh command!

    So while I can appreciate making finger-friendly design considerations, the way they've done it is disjointed and nonsensical. If I had to fix it, I'd allow "Metro" apps to run windowed instead of only full-screen, make it easier to scale up UI elements of "desktop" apps for touch use, get the Control Panel consolidated into a single point of access, and put some of the most common features of the old Start menu directly on the new one, without hiding them off-screen or in menus (Control Panel, Devices and Printers, Run, Computer, Documents, etc). If you change the window manager to act more like the Metro mode when a window is maximized, then you've got a reasonably successful marrying of the two concepts.

    For traditional desktop use, it's not at all horrible for an advanced user, and does have some nice performance and usability improvements here and there. For casual home users, it will probably be overly confusing, and leave them shopping for iPads even more than they are already.

    1. Re:The most common complaints by 3seas · · Score: 1

      People don't buy or get OS's and updates, upgrades for the sake of the OS. They get them to use additional software. So when you change things in the OS you cause the users to have to learn new stuff that has little, if anything at all to do with the software they want to use. i.e last night I wanted to use wget and that is no problem as I've used it before on older windows and Linux. Problem is I was now using it on Windows 7 and trying to find out where it was downloading file to was a pure absolute aggravating (@&&^%# mess as Microsoft broke the way wget was supposed to work.... current directory... Instead it was downloading files to some deep obscure directory nobody could intuitively guess at.

      So no... people are not lazy... they shouldn't have to be needing to learn how the OS was changes to use their applications.

    2. Re:The most common complaints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's one thing to be different... it's another thing to be stupid and design something poorly with zero foresight.

    3. Re:The most common complaints by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I like to think, just not about an operating system

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    4. Re:The most common complaints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like the number one complaint so far is "It's different, and I don't like to think". That's just lazy, and I tend to discount it immediately.

      Nice strawman, shill. Allow me to correct that for you:

      "It's different, and there was no good reason for said differences".

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Tools should be adapted to us, and conventions observed. NOT the other way around. This is a basic tenant of usability, and only makes sense.

    5. Re:The most common complaints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of putting the desktop in the metro, they should have put the metro in the desktop. We should be able to live in the desktop and never see metro, or alternatively live in metro and never see the desktop. I also like your suggestion about the flexibility of running metro apps within a window as a developer, but I don't know if I do as a user.

    6. Re:The most common complaints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like the number one complaint so far is "It's different, and I don't like to think". That's just lazy, and I tend to discount it immediately.

      There are two fairly valid criticisms, however. The first is that by moving functions into various gestures and hidden panels, the discoverability is quite poor. I'm constantly forgetting that the search feature is buried in that "charms" bar, and instinctively look for a search field on the screen somewhere. I'm sure the Microsoft knee-jerk approach to "fixing" this will be to print tips and reminders on the display bezel, which of course won't make any sense when the screen is rotated some other way. Going back to the drawing board and completely re-engineering a concept doesn't seem to be their thing.

      Second, the weird desktop/tablet UI dichotomy is baffling. Functions that were previously confined to a small number of places - chiefly the Start menu and Control Panel - are now spread across two "control panels", a hidden "charms" bar, a "Settings" button in that charms bar, and many of these functions bounce back and forth between the tablet or desktop UI, or even duplicate features of one another. Key functionality has also been removed entirely. Where does one view, edit, and reorder the entire list of saved wireless connections? Nowhere, unless you want to use the netsh command!

      So while I can appreciate making finger-friendly design considerations, the way they've done it is disjointed and nonsensical. If I had to fix it, I'd allow "Metro" apps to run windowed instead of only full-screen, make it easier to scale up UI elements of "desktop" apps for touch use, get the Control Panel consolidated into a single point of access, and put some of the most common features of the old Start menu directly on the new one, without hiding them off-screen or in menus (Control Panel, Devices and Printers, Run, Computer, Documents, etc). If you change the window manager to act more like the Metro mode when a window is maximized, then you've got a reasonably successful marrying of the two concepts.

      For traditional desktop use, it's not at all horrible for an advanced user, and does have some nice performance and usability improvements here and there. For casual home users, it will probably be overly confusing, and leave them shopping for iPads even more than they are already.

      You claim that end users complaining about Windows 8 being different is lazy. But then you describe some of the differences you yourself found within Windows 8 as valid. So everyone with an opinion except for you is stupid and lazy? Or you just have a big ego? I am thinking the latter is the case.

      Perhaps the number one complaint is more valid than you think, since Windows 8 hasn't really made impressive sales figures. But keep on thinking they way you do.

    7. Re:The most common complaints by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Nice strawman, shill.

      Nice try, I don't work for MS. Like I said, Windows 8 certainly isn't without perfectly valid problems, and if you choose to dislike it because of those, that's fine. For me, it's mostly working okay (though I just found out that there's no upgrade path for Virtual PC on 32-bit platforms, which sucks.) But if your argument is only "I don't want to learn different procedures," then I don't have a great deal of sympathy. Then again, I've always been somethng of an autodidact.

      That being said, I do sympathize with IT departments, because there's still a very real cost involved - both time and money - with training even the users who aren't opposed to it.

    8. Re:The most common complaints by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not complaining about things being different from how they were before. I'm complaining about the capricious separation, hiding, elimination, and duplication of functionality. I think the whole finger-friendly Metro concept can work, and I actually like the new Start menu (it puts more in front of you, and can be customized more flexibly and spatially), but it all feels like it was designed by two completely separate teams and integrated at the last minute, with begrudging compromises and concessions to tie everything together. Honestly, knowing Microsoft's size and bureaucracy, that scenario wouldn't surprise me one bit. The combination turns it into an El Camino: it tries to be both a car and a truck, mixing the worst qualities of both, and not excelling at either.

    9. Re:The most common complaints by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      You realize that everything which was on the [desktop] Control Panel is still there, right? And it's at least as easy to get to as before, although apparently the right-click-the-Start-button menu is not discoverable. Some stuff, like the event logs or an Admin command prompt, can be accessed quicker from there than they could be before.

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    10. Re:The most common complaints by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Yup, I've found that, and while it doesn't have everything you could do from the old Start menu, it is pretty handy. It's definitely not very discoverable, though. I'm willing to bet it's a rogue feature, but it's a welcome one.

    11. Re:The most common complaints by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Remember that the preview version did not come with help. The release version at least has a getting-started type of app now.

    12. Re:The most common complaints by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      "It's different, and there was no good reason for said differences".

      Here is one good reason. Identical interface across all future products. Phones, tablets, xbox, desktops, tabletops etc. The ability to understand all these different interfaces is greatly simplified once you know one of these. This argument has been completely obliterated now, thanks for playing.

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

      Usability across multiple devices was broken.

      This is a basic tenant of usability, and only makes sense.

      I Googled and found many conflicting answers, but none of them mentioned "Tools should be adapted to us" as a basic tenant, they did mention this at a different level however. For stuff like "basic tenants", I found they said stuff like "Keep the User Informed". Can you cite your sources better in future? Because so far, I don't believe you.

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    13. Re:The most common complaints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car analogy:

      Swap the gas and brake pedals, then move the clutch to the dashboard.

      Call anyone that objects to it "lazy and doesn't want to think".

      That's pretty much what you're doing. Since it's hard to believe anyone could be so deluded, I'm doing you the favor of assuming you're shilling. Actually thinking like this is, well, I really have nothing further to say to you.

    14. Re:The most common complaints by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      That's an outright safety concern, not just a mere perceived nuisance. Does the existence of manual transmission vehicles offend you?

      "The Start menu layout is different" is in an entirely different class from "Muscle memory might cause me to stomp the wrong pedal and kill myself/somebody else." It's such a stupid comparison that I can only assume you're trolling.

    15. Re:The most common complaints by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Here is one good reason. Identical interface across all future products.

      Not from a user's perspective. Future products include ipad 9, galaxy s VIII, next week's box of cereal etc. None of them is likely to have identical interface as "window" 8.

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    16. Re:The most common complaints by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Not from a user's perspective.

      I'm a user, I see it as a good reason. I asked someone else here if that was a good reason to change an interface on other devices, they agreed with me.

      Your argument seems to be falling apart.

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    17. Re:The most common complaints by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Well, it is not that I didn't explain further than the part you quote. So, you are expecting next week's (or even next decade's) cereal box to come with "modern user interface"?

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    18. Re:The most common complaints by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      So, you are expecting next week's (or even next decade's) cereal box to come with "modern user interface"?

      With tech like flexible e-ink displays, assuming it becomes a trivial cost to produce, why not?

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    19. Re:The most common complaints by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      If your delusion is so complete, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter about ipad 9 and galaxy VIII too. I am tired of fact, take me to the fantasy world, my saviour.

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    20. Re:The most common complaints by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      If your delusion is so complete

      Aw, you ran out of arguments already. :(

      I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

      Maybe you should update your old newsletter meme to say "add your G+ page" or "Facebook page" or "Twitter" etc.

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    21. Re:The most common complaints by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Aw, you ran out of arguments already. :(

      No, you ignored them. Ipad and galaxy, remember? Inconvenient?

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    22. Re:The most common complaints by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      No, you ignored them.

      I didn't see how it was relevant to the discussion honestly. I genuinely don't see anyone expecting Apple to provide interfaces to be used in Android and vice versa.

      Inconvenient?

      Off topic, actually.

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    23. Re:The most common complaints by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I genuinely don't see anyone expecting Apple to provide interfaces to be used in Android and vice versa.

      From a user's perspective, future devices include Apple devices and Android devices.

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    24. Re:The most common complaints by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      From a user's perspective

      Are you trying to claim I'm not a user?

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    25. Re:The most common complaints by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      No, you could be a user as well. I said nothing that amounts to saying you can't be a user.

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  24. Re:Not surprising and predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like Windows 8 and I didn't buy a Zune. People keep calling me a shill, but I'm not. Just buy a copy of Start8, and 95% of the problems of Windows 8 just go away. You get all of the improvements with very little of the downsides.

  25. Re:lol by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 0

    In Ubuntu i can chose any of a dozen desktop environments, and not have to switch between them to simple thing like shutdown.

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  26. This guy... by Lucky75 · · Score: 1

    This coming from a guy who couldn't figure out how to play a video on the playbook (http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2012/12/05/christmas-gift-for-someone-you-hate-windows-8/).

    Take what he says with a grain of salt.

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  27. Why should it improve? Its not the software by tuppe666 · · Score: 2

    I think there is also an expectation that Microsoft will fix the Windows 8 flaws... because they have shown in the past the ability to react to negative feedback (i.e. Vista = BAD, Win 7 = GOOD, now Win 8 = CRAP, therefore... Win 9 = teh aw3s0me)

    Windows 8, even in release mode, smells like beta testing. The general reaction has been very "ME/Vista"-like. So we expect them to improve it. Will they? That's the real question...

    Its not the real question. I barely care but to put Windows 7 in context its Vista released on time; covering up its worse excesses; on hardware that could cope with it better. It still does not look 10 years better than XP [or at least SP2]. Microsoft cannot do that with Windows 8 because the problem is "Metro" on a tablet designed with "Office" in mind, that is a strategy, which you cannot fix with software.

  28. I think you so see. by tuppe666 · · Score: 0

    I really don't see why people are so up in arms over Windows 8. A simple Windows+D keystroke takes you into desktop mode...I do hate the removal of the windows launcher in Desktop mode

    I've cut out the rest of your post, I think you do see what is so awful about Windows 8 on the desktop. This Article is about how awful it is on a tablet...ironically its for this, is why everybody is complaining about it on the Desktop.

    1. Re:I think you so see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I really don't see why people are so up in arms over Windows 8. A simple Windows+D keystroke takes you into desktop mode...I do hate the removal of the windows launcher in Desktop mode

      I've cut out the rest of your post, I think you do see what is so awful about Windows 8 on the desktop. This Article is about how awful it is on a tablet...ironically its for this, is why everybody is complaining about it on the Desktop.

      But why is that such a big issue? At least this way, you can still enjoy and use Metro UI if you like it along with all the apps that are developed for the Metro interface. I gave one example regarding how the Netflix app in the MS Store is a much nicer way to use/browse Netflix on an HTPC, and that works because MS allows you to still enjoy and use Metro apps if you wish to do so. If you don't just stay in Desktop mode. I can see that if you are rabidly anti Metro UI, etc, that its very existence in the new OS pisses you off, but I personally don't see it as a big deal. At least this way you have less fragmentation (everyone's favorite buzzword). Devs can make apps for the Metro UI and you can enjoy them if you wish to do so on your desktop and laptop/tablet hybrid. You don't have to worry about having the wrong Windows 8 OS on your current PC that prevents you from using the Metro apps.

  29. Windows 8 isn't all that bad by Aphrika · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First time I saw Windows 8, I was horrified. It looked utterly awful and I couldn't imagine myself using it on a day to day basis.

    However, due to a drive failure, I installed it and thought I'd give it a shot. Once you get past the Start Screen/Page/Menu thing - which is what 99% of the fuss is about - it's not all that bad at all. It is a dogs breakfast though, and does need some refinement. However I haven't had as much fun finding out new stuff in an OS since I got my first OSX box in 2002.

    Firstly, I'm currently using it for development on a multi-monitor setup - 3x 24" monitors with one in portrait mode. Windows 8 handles multiple monitors in desktop mode much better than 7, no question about it. The ability to have the Taskbar setup to display programs running on that monitor is a great change.

    Secondly, The desktop environment is much cleaner and I'm glad the huge hive of junk that was the Start Menu has gone. The number of times I aimlessly trawled through it to find some obscure program I needed wasted way too much time... Now, I can just pull up the search and find whatever app, then either run it or pin it to the Start Menu/page, or the Taskbar.

    Performance is better too. Simple stuff is a lot faster than 7, and running the whole OS from a new 256GB SSD means I can boot in around 12 seconds. Even spindle to spindle file transfers are a lot faster.

    You might notice I haven't really mentioned Metro, well that's because I hardly use it. In my view, it feels like a 'fun layer' that you can almost shut out completely when using the desktop for serious stuff. Today I've used it precisely once as I pin all my apps to the Taskbar in pretty much the same way I use the OSX dock. That said, the live tiles are very nice and some of the news and informational apps are good. Overall though, the ecosystem is lacking in content and I really can't see any point when I'd use a Metro app alongside the desktop.

    As far as shutdown goes? Simple, I just map the power button to shutdown and don't have to fiddle around in Metro for it.

    So, while not a 'fan' of the extreme changes in Windows 8, I am glad I can shut them out to a degree, and can benefit from the underlying changes made to the desktop. It's by no means a Vista though. While I may not like Metro, the underlying OS is solid and works better than Windows 7.

    1. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      The sad truth is that there are just ignorant people in this world who refuse to try new things.

      Windows 8 is not the problem. Windows 8 is actually very good.

    2. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Taking away the start button and a simple list of all my programs isn't progress, it is a giant leap backward to Windows 3.1, just with prettier graphics. I don't want that.

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    3. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      It's not about not wanting to try new things.

      Observe:

      iPhone/iPad - New Interface. People love it!
      Android - New Interface/Multiple versions of the interface. People love it!

      2 cases of totally new interfaces, and people have embraced them wholeheartedly and with much gusto. So clearly, people don't have a problem with a new UI look. It isn't that Win8's UI is NEW. It's that its BAD.

      If Microsoft had simply given an option of:
      1. Traditional Desktop Interface with Start menu but no Aero for desktops/laptops and Metro UI for tablets, choice given at install time

      OR

      2. Traditional Desktop Interface with Start menu but no Aero AND Metro apps available in resizable windows for desktops/laptops, Metro UI for tablets, choice given at install time.

      Then I think that Win8 would have been a smash hit. But because they tried to give us neither of these, and tried to push both UIs on us at once in a really clunky and cumbersome way, people are frustrated and disappointed with it.

      Techs and Win8 fanbois are correct when they say that under the UI Win8 is a HUGE improvement over Win7. It starts faster, runs faster, is more hardware agnostic, and is generally better in every way, except for the primary manner in which people experience it, the UI. There it utterly falls flat on it's face.

      And that is what people are saying when they say that Win8 "Sucks". Since the UI is the primary method of interaction with a computer, if that UI is poorly done, it doesn't matter how good it is under the hood, users won't care.

      Users are willing to embrace useful and functional change as they enjoy improvements to the things they use. However, people wisely reject change for change's sake and bad change. Win8's UI is none of the former and both of the latter. It is unsurprising Win8 is failing.

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    4. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Secondly, The desktop environment is much cleaner and I'm glad the huge hive of junk that was the Start Menu has gone. The number of times I aimlessly trawled through it to find some obscure program I needed wasted way too much time... Now, I can just pull up the search and find whatever app, then either run it or pin it to the Start Menu/page, or the Taskbar."

      What? Are you a shill? This exact behavior down to the micron is part of Windows7's start menu. The only difference is that Win7's isnt built from the ground up to show you advertising on your home PC the way they currently and successfully do on the Xbox.

      Is little lobster comfortable in his stove-top water bath? I sure hope you can say the same in 5 minutes or 5 fiscal quarters when the flood of ads start replacing familliar tiles in your Metro desktop

    5. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pin the following as a toolbar to your task bar: %USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs

      Bam: Instant start menu. Alternatively, install one of the 100,000,000 free start menu replacements out there if you're so bent up about it. Windows 8 has about 0.00001% in common with Windows 3.1 and 99% in common with Windows 7. If you think a simple launcher like the start menu is what defines Windows, I think you need to reconsider what an Operating System is.

    6. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secondly, The desktop environment is much cleaner and I'm glad the huge hive of junk that was the Start Menu has gone. The number of times I aimlessly trawled through it to find some obscure program I needed wasted way too much time... Now, I can just pull up the search and find whatever app, then either run it or pin it to the Start Menu/page, or the Taskbar.

      Yeah, this is an amazing feature that previous version of Windows would have benefited from.

    7. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Most of the general public will never figure out tricks like that, and an operating system should not need third party software just to work. Most people I deal with at my computer repair business can barely check their email, and some use Google to surf the net because they aren't aware of any other way. Windows 8 will be as inaccessible to non-techies, who are the majority of PC uses, as a command line interface. It does not matter if the source code is like 7. Clicking on tiles, adding one more each time you add new software, and needing to sort through 99 you aren't looking for to find the one you are is just like Windows 3.1, an absurd leap backward. Microsoft has really screwed up this time.

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    8. Re:Windows 8 isn't all that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, I can just pull up the search and find whatever app, then either run it or pin it to the Start Menu/page, or the Taskbar.

      Yeah, this is an amazing feature that previous version of Windows would have benefited from.

      Like 7, for example.

  30. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get free legit licenses to Windows Server 2012 (they give you 5) using DreamSpark and use win2012workstation.com to configure it better win8 at no cost.

  31. Return it. by uncoveror · · Score: 1, Informative

    I know most of the general public doesn't come here, but I will post the advice I give to them anyway. If you buy a new PC that has Windows 8, and you are lost, or just plain don't like it, return it. Even if it was a gift, what use is something that won't do what you need or is a pain to use? It doesn't make you a bad person to return it. You may have downgrade rights to Windows 7 Professional if it came with 8 Pro, but you need a Windows 7 install disc just to use them. If you try to do it anyway when your system is not covered by downgrade rights, expect no support from the manufacturer so you may have trouble finding all the device drivers.

    There are off-lease refurbished computers that have Windows 7, or maybe Vista, or even XP that are a better buy. Dell even has an Ebay store to sell them. Nearly all of these are business computers which are of higher quality than home computers, as big business has the power to punish vendors who push manufactured garbage, unlike individual consumers.

    If a few individuals send Microsoft nastygrams about Windows 8, it will not matter. "We got your money, sucker!" is their attitude, but if manufacturers complain that all their Windows 8 PCs are being returned, Microsoft will have to respond eventually.

    Hate Windows 8? You don't have to take it, you can take it back.

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    1. Re:Return it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, Windows 8 - you can disable or ignore all the irritating bits and what's left is nearly as good as Windows 7?

    2. Re:Return it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or for us that use our computers for _doing_things_ just install Classic Shell* and ignore the metro bullshit. If you think a few angry nerds returning their computers comic book guy style will change anything you are clearly insane.

      * http://classicshell.sourceforge.net/

    3. Re:Return it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's left is better than Windows 7.

  32. the rest of that quote by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    "but still couldn't build a usable tablet experience..." that put on desktops for no reason.

  33. Re:Bullshit. Windows 8 is a better windows 7. by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    Are you stupid or something? It takes more clicks and more computing resources to do the same things you could in Windows 7. That's stupid no matter how you look at it. Putting flash and prettiness over functionality is Apple's MO, not Microsoft. They completely screwed this one up.

  34. People are buying it because it's good. by SirKveldulv · · Score: 1

    I must sound like an MS shill in this thread, but it annoys me to see so much hate for what I think is their best OS in years. The consistent interface across ALL ms products, from office live, office 2013 desktop, skydrive etc, is pretty impressive IMO. The UI changes to various products and services should be understood in that context. If you want something to complain about, target the office 2013 color schemes. White-on-white, or grey-on-grey. It's terrible. And no, you can't change it, even via registry hacks (I would love to be proved wrong on this though). Win8 installed to a bootable desktop in 10 minutes, on my 3 year old laptop. It's a much better OS than Vista and 7, and unless you're allergic to change I can't see why you'd want to stick with previous versions.

  35. Finally REAL users review this thing... by gabrygenoa · · Score: 2

    It was just matter of time, the first reviews of windows 8 were mainly from tech magazines/blog that need to keep their microsoft advertising revenue, now more and more real users are finding how painful is to use this two faced operative system. Apple approached the "touch world" with a new OS that share only some API foundations with OSX, while Microsoft touched only the "surface" of the problem, trying to adapt is best horse (windows 7) to the "touch world"... The result is awful, trying to use office on a RT tablet for a few minutes is enough to see how bad it is their tablet solution.... and the amount of "start menu tools" and "corner sensitivity remover" for the desktop version show how bad the metro interface is in a mouse/keyboard enviroment....

  36. This is nothing new for Microsoft by smartin · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have a habit of missing the boat on things and then when they realize it, they compensate by embracing it and over doing it. A perfect example was the Web. They completely missed the boat on it in the mid 90's and when they realized it, they reacted by reworking everything they could to be based on http/html and the result was a mess. This time they completely got it wrong on smart phones and tablets and now they are over compensating by trying to turn a desktop into a tablet.

    Apple seems to be getting it right by moving the best features of the tablet to the desk top but doing it in a way that makes sense. For example, gestures are great on both, but when it comes to the desktop, you should use a proxy surface such as a touch pad rather than the screen itself. The first fucker that jabs his finger into my monitor to move a window is going to lose it :)

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    1. Re:This is nothing new for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. They over did it with the whole Metro UI thing and yet, did not get the touch interface right.

      I akin the Metro UI to their failed Windows ME version. Seems more reactive to the competition than visionary. All they did was take the standard desktop and plop a silly UI on top. Launching the tile app just takes you to the desktop!

      Either be a desktop OS or a tablet/touch OS. Your likely to fail when you cram two into one device. I believe that Windows 8 is the new White Elephant in the room.

    2. Re:This is nothing new for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A perfect example was the Web.

      Once they had found it, they didn't just embrace it, they tried to eliminate it. Windows 95 had a special MSN which was a completely separate private network for Win95/IE users and was isolated from the WWW. You needed an add-on pack to even get to the normal internet.

      Then with Win98 they had 'active desktop' and 'channels' everyone kept away in droves from that too. Active tiles are another iteration of that.

  37. Custom computer shop experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was speaking to a local "custom build" computer shop the other day, who cater to gamers, people who know the configs they want and pick every part, that kind of thing. They build many systems in November and December during the Christmas rush. On every system with Windows they ask people whether they want Windows 7 or 8. They have had ZERO system builds with 8. Everybody wants 7 installed.

    That's a pretty sad commentary.

    1. Re:Custom computer shop experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "who cater to gamers"

      There's your problem. Notch and Gaben have both criticized Windows 8, and few gamers would go against that. Also: Games even 6 months old don't always have guaranteed Win8 support, so who'd buy something to play a game if they can't be sure it's gonna play it?

      I work in a more general shop and the adoption rate is closer to 33% Win 8 to 66% Win 7. Not exactly promising, but not quite as damning either.

  38. A candidate by Brickwall · · Score: 3
    Microsoft is no stranger to criticism these days

    Regardless of what anyone thinks of MS products, (and I use Win7 everyday, and think it's perfectly fine), my candidate for understatement of the decade.

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    1. Re:A candidate by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what anyone thinks of MS products, (and I use Win7 everyday, and think it's perfectly fine), my candidate for understatement of the decade.

      I think Microsoft receives less criticism today than they used to, mostly because today they have meaningful competition which also does worrying things and people can only handle so much nerd rage at once.

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  39. Click on the shutdown icon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would you do it?

  40. Point is its not better iOS and Android by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    What use would it be to invent something that duplicates iOS or Android?

    Why do something that is worse? Nothing wrong with not duplicating...but you kind of have to have a better product when entering an established market.

    1. Re:Point is its not better iOS and Android by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Compared to both iOS and Android, Win8 is better because:

      It lets you switch apps very quickly (single gesture).
      It lets you have two apps on the screen at once (with a very uneven split between them, but still).
      It lets you view a lot of information at a glance on the lock screen and start screen (Android widgets come close but must be "silo"d or you need more of them than can be put on one screen page).
      Desktop apps with familiar interfaces can still be used (less so on Windows RT, but then you get Office included).
      Multi-user support (Android is getting there, if you run the bleeding-edge version, but it's not up to Windows' quality yet with this feature).
      A curated app store *and* the ability to sideload apps without hacks.
      Comes pre-"rooted" so you can run as Admin whenever you want, and includes both command lines and graphical file managers (with familiar interfaces, even).
      All apps put their Settings/Options in the same place, easily accessible.
      Full Windows networking (including printers and Homegroups, and domain-joining on Win8 Pro) support.
      Option of an on-screen full keyboard (includes meta keys, function keys, etc; very useful for dealing with command line apps and such).
      Better background multitasking (very easy to close apps, they are usually suspended so they don't kill the battery unlike on Android, but any apps that needs to run in the background can, unlike on iOS).
      Picture Password (you've probably seen the ads).
      Can use Flash player on web pages, even on the ARM version (Android discontinued this).
      Highly configurable firewall (for example, block apps from phoning home - may be possible on rooted Android).
      More configurable app permissions (right down to filesystem permissions, if you want to).

      There are plenty of other advantages of Win8 that are less relevant to the comparison at hand, like its multi-monitor support and a built-in anti-virus program (don't discuss Android and then pretend malware is a Windows-only thing, please). There are also disadvantages, such as the size of the app store (although there are some nice carrots for developers too, like being able to use multiple languages and Visual Studio) and it does have a bigger install footprint than Android or iOS, no doubt (though smaller than most complaints about the Surface's storage seem to be claiming). It's also not open source. But, if you want to bash it for those things, go right ahead... just don't claim that it is worse without backup (and no, TFA is not backup; that post is a thorough mixture of stupidity and outright lies).

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  41. Re:Not surprising and predictable by LateArthurDent · · Score: 2

    It's an abomination of the highest order designed by programmers who have no clue of what they're doing and violating the first rule of IT that should never be broken: Never let programmers design your applications.

    Actually, the abominations that are Windows 8, Lion and Mountain Lion, Unity, and Gnome 3 are the result of people buying into your line.

    So called UI experts suck, and it's far preferable to let a programmer design the UI. At least it will be practical, even if it's not pretty.

  42. Miss Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    miss information

    Ah yes, little miss information. Always putting in her 2 cents whether you like it or not.

  43. Classic Shell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classic Shell

    http://classicshell.sourceforge.net/

  44. y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What exactly about iOS is hard to use?

    You mean aside from requiring reasonably up-to-date Mac or Windows machine to run iTunes on? (note that's two problems there, not one)


    Every time I touch iTunes I end up wanting to MURDERDEATHKILL every single developer involved.

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    1. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by rthille · · Score: 2

      You haven't _needed_ a PC/Mac for an iOS device for awhile now... Of course instead you'd have to buy into Apple's iCloud and let them manage all your data (and sell it to you in the first place).

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    2. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does iTunes have to do with it? iOS devices don't require iTunes for anything.

    3. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by chill · · Score: 1

      How are apps installed? I am under the impression it is via iTunes store and that is it.

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    4. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Uh yeah, but, as the old saying goes, there's an app for that.

      The only thing I use iTunes for is just to back up my iPhone 4 config. I agree it's clunky software, but it certainly isn't necessary to run iOS.

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    5. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Unless you plan to pay the money for iCloud (whose free service SUCKS, btw), you need it to perform backups and synchronize with your music collection. Unless of course you do nothing but drink apple kool-aid the entire time and have no pre-existing music collection.

    6. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      How are apps installed? I am under the impression it is via iTunes store and that is it.

      Nope, the "apps store" is a separate entity and separate application to run to install apps.

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    7. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      How are apps installed? I am under the impression it is via iTunes store and that is it.

      You are able to browse the store and install apps directly on your device, this functionality includes updating the OS as well. Itunes on the desktop acts as a sync and backup but is not a requirement to install or update software.

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    8. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      I've been using iTunes for a while now and am probably too used to it. What are some alternatives to managing media files and such to be synced with your devices? Anyone have any recommendations?

    9. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No iPad made in the past few years requires iTunes. My iPad works great and I'm Linux only.

    10. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by CountZer0 · · Score: 1

      MediaMonkey works significantly better than iTunes, strongly recommended.

    11. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      foobar2000. Nothing else even comes close.

    12. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly about iOS is hard to use?

      You mean aside from requiring reasonably up-to-date Mac or Windows machine to run iTunes on? (note that's two problems there, not one)

        Every time I touch iTunes I end up wanting to MURDERDEATHKILL every single developer involved.

      iOS devices haven't required the use of iTunes for most things—updates and activation included—since iOS 5. Granted that this was a serious complaint until its release, but they did finally take care of it.

    13. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      erm no.
      I was given an ipad to see if i could figure out why it wasn't coming on after a Hard reset or 3 further googling revealed press home and power key for 10 seconds and home for another 5 seconds while in itunes and the device should be recognised and the firmware reloaded.

      I don't think you can manage android devices either without some access to a pc of some sort on the plus side adb works nicely on Linux

    14. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you need to use iTunes for?

    15. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't needed iTunes for about 2 years now...

    16. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iTunes is no longer required.

    17. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Is that true today? When you take your new iPad out of the box do you no longer get a message demanding you connect it to an iTunes-capable PC/Mac before shutting itself off?

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    18. Re:y no manage ios from da cloud?!!! by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Given my prior experience, it just wasn't as intuitive as the others.

      I didn't mean it was particularly hard, but it was the only one where I needed to go online to figure out how to go online for some basic configuration/setup help.

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  45. That would only apply to adoption. by concealment · · Score: 1

    Three words: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

    That would only apply to direct adoption, correct? Making your own clone of something and then extinguishing it does nothing. If you take over a product line, and then manage to kill it off, that might work, but you need a secondary competing product line.

    I'm pretty sure the "embrace, extend, extinguish" campaign with the Zune didn't do much to the iPod.

  46. People don't have a problem with different. by tuppe666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No people are not complain about different, ios is different..Andoirsd is different, people seen not only to like these interfaces they LOVE them. I'm pretty much tired of blaming the users for bad UI choices. Its not just a windows 8 thing.

    1. Re:People don't have a problem with different. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      No people are not complain about different, ios is different..Andoirsd is different, people seen not only to like these interfaces they LOVE them.

      I've seen iOS users hate Android interfaces and Android users hate iOS interface when having to use those devices. They hate significant change.

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    2. Re:People don't have a problem with different. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      No, they hate change that *confuses* them, particularly if it does so to the point of paralysis (remember the average computer user is already afraid of breaking the machine).

      But -- Change that encourages exploration and understanding at the level the average person can handle, people jump right on that. Win95 was a good example, back when.

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  47. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Beats me why you got modded down, but out of the box Ubuntu has one of the ugliest and least functional windows managers of all time, and I'm old enough to remember windows 2.0! I started using Ubuntu around about Putrid Papaya in 2007, and with every release they made it slower, uglier, look more like a kiddie toy, and more of a pain in the butt to use. Is there a major distro out there that is the Anti-Gnome? I'm done with Ubuntu and want to remove it ASAP, but haven't used another distro in years.

  48. Not unusuable. Will improve in future. by concealment · · Score: 1

    Yes, slavishly copying how other people do stuff isn't innovation. Producing something which is unusable is just incompetence, and it sounds like they'd have been better off just ripping everybody else off.

    First, you're taking this guy's word that it's unusable. Second, the first version of just about anything is less usable than subsequent versions. Do you remember the 1984 128k Macintosh? Or the first Mac laptop (sorry... "portable")?

    1. Re:Not unusuable. Will improve in future. by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      First, you're taking this guy's word that it's unusable.

      I'm more likely to take the word of a retired MIT prof than a drooling journalist or fanboi who says "ZOMG, this is the best thing evar". I can at least understand his evaluation criteria.

      Do you remember the 1984 128k Macintosh?

      I remember 1984. And I remember there were Macintosh computers. But in all honesty, I've used a Mac maybe 4 times in my life. I saw OSX once over someone's shoulder.

      And, if a 28 year old example is the best you can come up with, you're going to have to try harder.

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    2. Re:Not unusuable. Will improve in future. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      first version of just about anything

      Are you fucking illiterate? This is windows 8. 8th version not the first.

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  49. Hate maybe their is simply nothing to LOVE :) by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    it annoys me to see so much hate

    I am a little tired of people hating behind poor products, by pretending people don't like them!? for emotional reasons. It doesn't even make sense. Its an OS; if it was better people would like it. People hate for *a* reason...Hate is not *the* reason.

  50. I like it by justthinkit · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I've never gone out of my way to praise Microsoft anything (except Word4DOS, a pretty unlikely product to boost).
    .

    Anyway, Windows 8 is clearly better than Windows 7 to me, on the 3 brand new, nearly identical machines I have running 7 or 8 -- the first two are on 7, the third was a pre-Black Friday deal $50 lower than the best deal I could get on the other two, so I figured install Start Shell" and I can always downgrade to 7 if vomiting continues.

    Well, none of that ever happened. For those familiar with Start Shell, it brings a truly large number of features to the Start menu and numerous other parts of Windows, including the dreaded Start Tiles via a shifted-click option.

    To me this is ideal as I can work on a machine for someone in the way I want to -- old start menu, cmd prompt, etc., set people up with their key apps pinned to the Start menu, and then mention that if they shift-click the start "shell" they can check out the newest interface.

    Anyway, new features I strongly like in Windows 8 include much faster startup and shutdown. Geeks are often "all about the benchmarks" but the /. hasn't been blowing this horn much with Windows 8...guess it doesn't suit the "Let's jump on the hate" bandwagon. As the systems person of my tribe, I appreciate quick starts, stops and reboots which of course we all do plenty of as well.

    I also like how Windows 8 starts up -- on my Lenovo laptop anyway. It starts quickly, shows the Seattle skyline and the time, and when you click gives you a "new school" login prompt. Click that and away you go. Feels VERY responsive, and that is the only thing I care about when I am firing up Windows. Probably half of the "feels faster" is actual improvement, the other half is a new "spinner" and a more segmented startup so that something new happens more frequently, to distract us from the wait.

    Another thing I like a lot is that Win-X key combo gives choices that include not just a "shell" (i.e. cmd.exe session) but also a "command shell as administrator" as a separate option. I never run any other way, so this saves me right-clicking and waiting. Now I can Win-X, click...then wait for the still annoying, random time delay, never know if the screen will blank or what...Windows warning. And end up at the DOS prompt quicker than before.

    Finally, I like using the latest "shiny". What I mean is, by running Windows 8 on my laptop, I now know exactly how it operates (and how it can be tweaked/fixed/improved). This is a plus for someone who supports others. Surprised more slashers don't mention this.

    Anyway, I guess this is what a neck beard brings -- the wisdom to at least try something that is one 3,399,552 byte download away from brilliance.

    And why do I have the audacity of saying, on this forum of all places, that Windows 8 is brilliant? Because it will (a) promote the new phone interface to hundreds of millions of people...so that when they are in the phone store they will for sure not be put off by, (b) it is a truly "innovative" version of Windows, with quite a number of features that I or someone I know will use (touch is one I won't, but more novice users will; faster start/stops are not easy to accomplish and it gets an "A" here, the new storage stuff is very future looking and I could go on), (c) I was never a fan of Aero and invariably turn it off on any system I have to use regularly. The "flat" interface beats Aero, at least for me. Microsoft had guts to ditch Aero, and that is smart. Finally, (d) Microsoft has guaranteed it will sell even more Windows 9, and continue laughing and banking.

    Maybe Windows 8 is XP, to Windows 7's 2000. Once I tried XP I never wanted, nor bought, a Windows 2000 system again. Now I'm never going to buy a 7 system.

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    1. Re:I like it by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      I agree 100%. I love thew new advance menu, which you can get by right clicking the start corner as well btw.

      Windows 8 is better than 7 in every way.

    2. Re:I like it by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

      Windows 8 is better than 7 in every way.

      I've moved a lot of customers from XP to 7. Most of the time it's been very easy, and there have been few questions, because in general, 7 acts mostly like XP.

      With 8 so far, it has not been as easy. Yes, they can do most of what they do, but then something will run into an odd behavior and I get a call. Far more then XP to 7 ever did.

      So if there is one thing that 8 is better then 7 at doing it's...

      Confusing the living fuck out of Microsoft customers.

    3. Re:I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story shill.

      Perhaps if Microsoft stopped paying people like you for your online astroturfing, and instead use the money to improve their software, Windows 8 might not have become the piece of shit it is today.

      Misplaced priorities.

    4. Re:I like it by execthis · · Score: 1

      Is there any way to change the skyline to a different city?

    5. Re:I like it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You're basically saying that because some Windows 8 is good we should just deal with it and get past the bad stuff in Windows 8.

    6. Re:I like it by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention that - that's something I was looking up recently, but I've come up with nothing so far.

  51. Yes, I say it is "that bad"! by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since I've recently passed the 40 year mark, maybe that puts me in that "old dog" category now? But I still work in I.T. supporting multiple platforms and systems, and I think I'm still pretty good at figuring out new UIs and upgrades to applications.

    Nonetheless, I absolutely agree with Greenspun's blog on this. It's not so much a debate on whether the old START menu or the new tiles screen is more useful. It's a design issue/problem, where the radically new tiled UI feels like it's crudely bolted onto the traditional desktop UI. I feel like in Windows 8, I'm really running two different operating systems in tandem on a desktop machine, except the integration between them isn't even as tight as recent versions of a product like Parallels Desktop or VMWare Fusion for Mac OS X gives you when running virtual Windows 7 sessions inside them!

    For example, the tiled UI happily displays icons for apps like MS Office, which actually install and run from the Windows 7 style desktop side of things, yet it's possible to install web browsers which act completely independent of each other in the two UI's. To access them from both the tiles and the desktop side, you have to install them twice!

    1. Re:Yes, I say it is "that bad"! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      yet it's possible to install web browsers which act completely independent of each other in the two UI's. To access them from both the tiles and the desktop side, you have to install them twice!

      Can you give an example of that? A proper Win8 Metro-enabled browser should be just one application - the OS will tell it whether it needs to work in Metro mode or desktop mode. IE does it this way, and so does Chrome, as far as I know.

    2. Re:Yes, I say it is "that bad"! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Sorry.... I recalled reading about this browser issue not too long ago, but can't locate the original article anymore.

      I suspect it had to do with Chrome though, and was apparently a bug/issue they corrected in a more recent build.

      The link below indicates problems with build 22, for example:

      http://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/chrome/Ul7_1HM6-PM

    3. Re:Yes, I say it is "that bad"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but i find it to be a mild annoyance at worst. 95% of my PC use is within running programs which if anything is faster and has few differences. All the windows keyboard shortcuts I use work the same, and you can just hit 'start' and begin typing to bring up universal search, the only thing I really used on the windows 7 taskbar for anyways. I just don't understand the rage over it.

  52. MSFT innovates with the best of them. by concealment · · Score: 4, Informative

    Innovation is generally incremental. The iPod was not the first MP3 player; they just perfected it. The same is true of many MSFT products.

    Microsoft just made the first FULL desktop OS capable of running on all devices including touch based tablets, and you find that to be a bad move?

    Microsoft also unified the computer market with Windows back in the 1990s. Before that, it was sheer chaos and incompatibility. Windows and FAT32 gave the world a standard.

    While many people dislike it, Microsoft Office was the first complete and integrated office suite to include all the functions needed in an average office. It took it some years to get good, but now it's the standard.

    Windows 95 gave us real multitasking at a time when you could freeze a Macintosh by holding down the mouse button.

    Come to think of it, the 'softies have done a lot of good things.

    And then there's Microsoft Research and Microsoft Press.

    1. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      And i've been there to see it all from c64s to apple2es, to pc's running dos, desqview, os/2, win31 all the way up to windows 8.

      You're right. I remember the day when simply copying a file to a floppy disk would bring MacOS to its knees.

      People just forget, they take so much for granted. I remember when the start menu was called "dumb" by computer geeks, and now they all miss it?

      People are just too slow to change. They've never had to adapt... and now they have to slightly to enjoy an OS that is better in every way over windows 7.

      I dont care about lazy users who are slow to change. Progress always drags some people kicking and screaming into the future eventually. Look at all the dumb religious people still convinced the world is 6000 years old. We've even had a celebrity who thought the world was fucking flat in the 2000s!!!!!! Meanwhile these idiots walk around with iphones.

      People are just lazy. Smart people dont bitch and moan about a start menu change.

    2. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Revisionism. It gives a bad taste.

      Microsoft also unified the computer market with Windows back in the 1990s. Before that, it was sheer chaos and incompatibility. Windows and FAT32 gave the world a standard.

      Microsoft unified the computer market with MS-DOS back in the eighties. This stiffled inovation for over ten years. In the nineties there was with Linux a serious Free contender. Microsoft never (or perhaps rarely) gave the world a standard, they thrived on idiots like you who think that every fart of microsoft by virtue of being blessed by the mighty Bill or Steve sets a standard.

      While many people dislike it, Microsoft Office was the first complete and integrated office suite to include all the functions needed in an average office.

      Never heard of Forefront/Aston Tate's Framework from 1984? It still exists.

      It took it some years to get good, but now it's the standard.

      Microsoft pushes and bribes it's own practices into "standards", you're gullible if you believe that "standards"=standards.

      Windows 95 gave us real multitasking at a time when you could freeze a Macintosh by holding down the mouse button. Come to think of it, the 'softies have done a lot of good things.

      I don't know where to start with this one. Let's just say that you have a verry narrow world view if you think MS Windows and Mac OS were the only operating systems around.

      And then there's Microsoft Research

      Hahahaha, MS Research is a playground for great names so that they are cheerful and harmless and out of the way of the program managers.

      and Microsoft Press.

      OK, your first serious argument, MS Press did produce some awesome things. I hope MS pays you for mentioning their Press division.

    3. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All of your examples are pre-Balmer.

      The guy's a big nungamuncher, and M$ has all of the illnesses of a large, inflexible, poorly managed company. Too many fat and lazy dudes just doing what they have to in order to get a paycheck.

      When they were young and hungry M$ killed off a horde of old fashioned inflexible computer makers who couldn't deliver. Now they are fat and lazy, and now it's their turn to become irrelevant.

    4. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

      Windows 95 gave us real multitasking at a time when you could freeze a Macintosh by holding down the mouse button.

      Windows 95 didn't invent multitasking. I think nearly every other OS, except the Mac, had it first, including OS/2.

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    5. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I see you've compared Windows 95 (an OS) to the Macintosh System 7/MacOS (which isn't an OS).

      See, Windows 95 was a real OS with a kernel and windowing and all of that other fancy stuff. It could do things because it persisted underneath of every program running on it.

      The "classic" MacOS was an API with a GUI. Think if libc contained a resident application and windowing system that would run upon load, and, when shoehorned into any other program, would allow you to interact with that resident application. THAT was the Finder. Underlying the Finder and all other classic MacOS programs was a nasty low-level API that allowed a program to do stuff, then give up control to the Finder again, which would quickly give up control to the next program in line, repeating in a round-robin manner. Ugh. WaitNextEvent() makes the baby Jesus cry.

      Want to know the best part? The Mac (now with a real OS!) still isn't completely rid of that ugly hack of a system. The Gestalt functions are likely to remain in use for decades, since the shiny, new way of doing things can't accurately replicate that functionality.

    6. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 gave us real multitasking at a time when you could freeze a Macintosh by holding down the mouse button.

      Come to think of it, the 'softies have done a lot of good things.

      Amiga had real multitasking in 1985.

    7. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by smash · · Score: 1

      Uh. Win95 was a bit late with the multitasking thing. Amiga had full per emptive multitasking in 1987....

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    8. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While many people dislike it, Microsoft Office was the first complete and integrated office suite to include all the functions needed in an average office.

      You really need to catch up on history, as office is a really intersting story. The short version, Apple made Office for the Lisa. It was overpriced and did not sell. Developers threw a fit about Apple competing with them, so they gave it to Microsoft. It took MS 2 years (from memory) to build Office 1.0

    9. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 gave us real multitasking at a time when you could freeze a Macintosh by holding down the mouse button.

      No it didn't. The "multitasking" in 3.1, 95, 98 and ME was exactly the same as that of the Mac.

      The "making multitasking work properly" thing was fixed by M$, yes, but it was Windows NT that fixed it. NT 4 was the first truly reliable usable-for-day-to-day-work-without-crashing-constantly Windows OS.

    10. Re:MSFT innovates with the best of them. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 was a preemptive multi-tasking OS. Granted, it had its problems, but it took until OSX for Apple to get where Microsoft was in 1995.

  53. Limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The only actual experience I've had so far was helping a relative setup Skype. The app was nice in theory, but things like the back button did strike me as odd (as did the bug that we had to reboot to work around, but that's the fault of the company that made the new Skype app). Setting up Skype on my android device (before they rewrote it) took me a couple minutes. Doing it on my Linux box was similar, and we were calling and receiving calls right away. But on the new Windows 8 interface we struggled to do basic things like make a call to a Skype user.

    I do *really* like Android's ever present, on screen, back home and apps list now. And the preferences showing up in the same bar on newer apps is fantastic. But there was a learning curve for me when I first started on Android. The fact that not every app put their menu in the same place, for one. Some of the gestures (I only learned about double tap to zoom to text in the browser while reading about patent lawsuits).

  54. Better and cheaper, ideally. by concealment · · Score: 1

    Nothing wrong with not duplicating...but you kind of have to have a better product when entering an established market.

    I think it is a better product, absent a few interface glitches. You can run desktop software on a tablet in a secure and powerful environment.

    The criticism appears to be only about those interface glitches.

    Ideally, they'll keep improving it and lower their prices to make it more competitive. Yours is good advice for the 'SFT.

    1. Re:Better and cheaper, ideally. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is (and you may not realize it). Don't use a Win 8 device till Microsoft fixes the interface. Essentially like most other MS operating system releases it's the 'Wait for SP1' effect. Hopefully enough people wait for SP1 that Microsoft deals with the biggest complaints.

  55. Windows 8 = New Fruitcake? by plorqk · · Score: 1

    Is windows 8 now the new fruitcake you send to people you dislike?

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  56. I'm More Worried about Server 2012 by selex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why for god's sake is Metro UI on Server 2012? I will never install this onto a tablet, and you can't pass tablet gestures through RDP. What the hell were they thinking? Praying that 2012 R2 removes this crap.

    Selex

    1. Re:I'm More Worried about Server 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why would you need to go to the Start Screen? I haven't yet.

    2. Re:I'm More Worried about Server 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, my name is Selex, too! What are the odds. Also I like to repeat my name at the bottom of all my posts like a dumbass, too! What are the odds.

      Selex

  57. Again? by egranlund · · Score: 1

    Really? How many articles are we going to have about Windows 8 and how much hates it.

    Surely it must be getting old to even the die-hard anti-windows fan...

    1. Re:Again? by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

      Nah. Its xmas. These articles are like gifts. Ballmer himself is a gift we should learn to appreciate while we still can. A real clown. Enjoy it while we can. Someday MS might do something innovative before anyone else does and actually succeed in the process. Possible maybe, but not very likely.

    2. Re:Again? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Really? How many articles are we going to have about Windows 8 and how much hates it.

      73.

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  58. Windows 8 probably not for everyone by concealment · · Score: 1

    I anticipate buying a new ultrabook in the next month, it'll come with windows 7, but it'll be running Linux Mint a few hours after I get my hands on it. I have no plans to run Windows 8 right now, or ever.

    A Linux install running VMs for Windows XP, 7 and any other environments you need is one of the best ways to configure a laptop.

    1. Re:Windows 8 probably not for everyone by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Yep!

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    2. Re:Windows 8 probably not for everyone by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Actually, now that I think about it, this particular book comes with 3.0 USB... I can put a bunch of windows and other images on a 1 TB USB 3.0 drive and not skip a beat. Nice...

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  59. Start Panel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing that really is pissing people off is that the start panel doesn't show their wall paper!

  60. Re:lol by daveime · · Score: 1, Troll

    And of those dozen, have you actually found one that works ?

  61. Re:lol by McGuirk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Linux Mint impressed me. It's Ubuntu-based, so it still has the training wheels, but it has a sane interface (I prefer Mate to Cinnamon). It's still a little sluggish though.

    Personally, I just use Debian. It's grouchy at first and takes a little time to get it how you want it, but after that it stays out of your way.

  62. Hate train. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I see the Windows 8 hate train is making daily stops here.

    I wonder how many have actually used the damn OS. I installed it well over a month ago on a 5+ year old Dell. My impression has been that it's a fabulous OS. It does away with a lot of the clutter and performs extremely well. I think gesture control has been implemented very well, not once have I felt like lacking a touchscreen has compromised my experience. I like the tile interface and don't find it cumbersome at all to switch between apps, it's certainly a lot better than Apple's attempts at full screen mode.

    For your average consumer who doesn't do much more than browse the web, check emails and maybe use Office it's going to offer a clean, intuitive experience. One of the biggest turn offs for Windows has always been that users feel like they're fighting the OS, that the inner workings rise to the surface far too often. It's been one of the appealing attributes of OSX and definitely iOS. So Windows 8 runs with that concept and offers great online integration. Even your average office worker who spends their entire day with Outlook or Office is going to get a better experience with this OS. And given that you can clear out the start screen of everything except the essentials, it will make things even easier for them.

    The nature of my work, however, demands that I work in a windowed environment. Being constrained to full screen mode is cumbersome. Windows 8 does offer desktop mode, and for anyone so repulsed by the tiles, you can use your start screen strictly as a glorified start bar, if at all. But I do agree that there's a bit of a disconnect between the two modes. Transitioning between the two isn't too bad, but there really should be a way for those metro apps to jump switch to windowed.

    I'm not suggesting anyone needs to like the new OS, but at least look being the Microsoft bias and appreciate what they're trying to do. The problems are there, but it's not the sort of thing that's going to be evident in a cursory review.

    While the integration is nice, it also turns things into a bit of a mess. I've ended up with a lot of duplicated contact info which I've yet to sort through. And the problem is that linking accounts is dangerous because it's far too aggressive in looking for similarities. Sometimes it will link accounts merely because two individuals have the same first name. And if you have a lot of contacts it gets overwhelming trying to fix it all. My Android phone did a lot better job with this.

    Messaging and Skype is a bit of a mess. I'm currently in a situation where the few Messenger I still have and I see each other as offline regardless of our actual status. And the rampant linking of accounts makes it difficult to sort things out, especially if you've got stuff like Facebook tied into it. You can link Skype to your account but once you've done so it's permanently link. To separate it from your Microsoft account you actually have to get in touch with customer support.

    Early on I had an issue where despite being logged into Xbox Live games weren't seeing this and wouldn't log in. The problem there is that instead of spitting back a message the games would just crash. Eventually it all just started working; I'm not sure what I did, if anything, to fix it.

    The way bookmarks are handled in the metro version of Explorer is a joke. It gives you this impractically long band of bookmarks you're supposed to sift through.

    If you're going to complain about Microsoft at least find a target that makes sense. I think from a fundamental UI standpoint Windows 8 is great. It's in the details and always have been in the details that Microsoft stumbles. My overall experience is great, but then I run into an issue, or some intuitive hiccup and there's this creeping sense that there's an insurmountable mess just hiding under the surface.

    But then, I fire up GIMP on my Mac and am reminded of how miserable an experience open source can be. And I'm running one of the more highly recommended packages. Sure,

    1. Re:Hate train. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make some interesting points but it really depends on what the user is doing with the OS. For example, it's obvious that your work involves simple tasks like opening spreadsheets, email and perhaps some instant chat.

      The folks who think Win 8 is practically unusable are for the most part "power users". They need multiple windows open at a time and can have many applications running for a single task (no need for Metro). It's like an MBA peering over the shoulder of a programmer and trying to understand, all they see is a bunch of gobbledygook on the screen. So, absolutely, your post is accurate as far as your perspective goes. But be aware that for technical types, it's a completely useless OS.

      Lastly, it should be noted that the most technically productive OSs are indeed open source (Linux, BSD, etc.). There's no need for flashy interfaces because it's designed for hardcore tasks that Windows would be unable to handle. So, no, as a non-technical user you wouldn't be expected to see what's really going on "under the hood", but realize that most of the world's real programming is done on UNIX-like systems, not Microsoft (even Mac is essentially BSD underneath).

      Best of luck.

    2. Re:Hate train. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much MS pay you for this?

    3. Re:Hate train. by Intrinsic · · Score: 1

      I kind of a agree with you. I thought the mobile ui was going to blow on the desktop. Then I started playing with the start menu, moving things around removing icons I dont need and it actually works pretty good. I like how you can categorize the icons in to block sets because I can sort all my icons in well displayed categories. I Miss Flip-3d thing a lot because I like being able to see information happening behind windows.

      Regarding GIMP I never could figure out why people say it has a good ui its seems cumbersome to me.

  63. The good old days. by concealment · · Score: 2

    And i've been there to see it all from c64s to apple2es, to pc's running dos, desqview, os/2, win31 all the way up to windows 8.

    Me too, except for OS/2, which scared me off. The "good old days" were good not for the products in them, but how good they were for the time, especially in contrast to what came before.

    I don't think I'd want to trade today's OSs for some of those older, chaotic days.

    People are just too slow to change.

    Another way to view this is that they understand what's current now, and change forces them to learn new things, at which they might not be as competent. They're afraid of that, understandably.

  64. Windows 8 is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find Windows 8 extremely productive.

    I can hit the windows key to get to the start screen and click the application I want to launch on my Desktop much much faster than using the old start menu.
    I can keep my hand on the mouse, hover over the lower left corner of the screen and access the start screen to launch something without having to touch the keyboard. Either with the Windows key or hover over it's two clicks, with the start menu it was a click, scroll, more scrolling to find the app or to "expose" all the applications in the cascading menu hoping the menu didn't drop because I moved the mouse out of boundaries.

    People need to get over the competition's positioning of Windows 8 and just use it. Once they do, they will realize it's not the pain that competitors and their paid press minions made it out to be. Sure the "metro" interface uses big square tiles, but hey those are live tiles and reflect the state of the application or provide information display about the app or information from the app. The old icons didn't have this information feedback, were stagnant and didn't reflect anything other than a link. I like live tiles.

    I can and do have a beef with Surface RT. If people want to bash that and use it as the straw man for what is wrong with Microsoft I will join in the chorus, but to lament about Windows 8 Pro, the actual operating system I differ. The OS is rock solid, fast, stable and comes with loads of extras like the built in touch screen capabilities, file history (backup) and the easy to use restore features which makes getting the system up and running a breeze.

    Microsoft didn't remove the Window 7 experience, it's still there in the desktop. It just now comes with additional features wrapped in the Windows 8 name and for that I thank Microsoft.

    1. Re:Windows 8 is great by headcase88-2 · · Score: 1

      Metro might be ok (haven't used it enough), but there are 3 things that don't work for desktop:

      1) No start button on screen and no obvious option to enable it. Makes sense on a phone where you have the Windows button. The windows key on a keyboard however doesn't cut it. (Neither does moving the mouse to the corner of the screen, which is almost the same as auto-hiding the taskbar)
      2) Keeping the taskbar visible while in the Metro menu would be nice, and wouldn't take up much room. So that should be an easily enabled option.
      3) (This one is really bad) right clicking on an item in Metro brings up a menu at the bottom of the screen. On a desktop.

      These comments might be beating a dead horse, but that's appropriate given the story it's attached to.

  65. Re:lol by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Have you looked at Xubuntu or Kubuntu? If you like the Ubuntu distribution other than its use of gnome, one of those might do the trick, and it's easy to switch to one of them if you already have Ubuntu installed.

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  66. Re:lol by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

    Yup. Add Launchy + Rainlendar into the mix and it's wonderful.

  67. win 8 UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    to me, it looks like a clown has vomited all over your screen

  68. It was so bloody simple and they fucked up. by Gordo_1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft had a great little OS on their hands. It works better on the same hardware than the rock solid Windows 7 and incorporates real performance and useability improvements.

    All they had to do to have made Windows 8 a great success on both existing and next-generation devices was:
    1. Default to the desktop on systems that don't have a touchscreen.
    2. Bring back the start menu.

    Simple! Yet, they but on the blinders, and said to themselves 'we can be like Apple too' and proceeded to completely alienate their existing user base in favor of a user base that hasn't been proven to exist (touchscreen device users who prefer Metro to Android or iOS).

    For what it's worth, I happily use Windows 8 with the free Classic Shell utility that resolves Microsoft's blunders.

    1. Re:It was so bloody simple and they fucked up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong in the second point. As application laucher the start screen is a lot better than the start button.

    2. Re:It was so bloody simple and they fucked up. by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      one more

      3. let metro apps run in a window / re size them.

    3. Re:It was so bloody simple and they fucked up. by Gordo_1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe on a system that you've been using for only a week, but on my system, with dozens of installed desktop applications, the start screen is a step backward, specifically because it's convoluted to access a list of all those applications without completely changing context and getting blasted in the face with a screen full of animated Metro tiles that take up most of the start screen when first opened. Then I have to right-click, select "all apps" and then scroll horizontally over several pages worth of app tiles to find what I need. Control panel stuff is all over the place. Administrative tools are not easily accessible and recent documents are nowhere to be found.

      I'm sure it's fine for someone who's mainly consuming information on a tablet. I use an ipad for that, but if you want a Metro-ified slate, more power to you. Just don't force this stuff on my desktop when I'm trying to get work done. Give me the start screen as an optional operating mode when I'm not on a touchscreen device, sort of like Windows Media Center. Don't force it upon me as the new operating mode when it's not as good at accomplishing various desktop-oriented tasks.

    4. Re:It was so bloody simple and they fucked up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally never want the start menu back. The start screen is faster for me and you can organize it. It takes literally half a second to launch any application or applet on my workstation. When working on a multi-display, non-touch desktop it's helpful to think of the start screen as an efficient app launcher as that is what most desktops will use it for. On the other hand, it's faster to tap the Bank Of America tile and launch the mobile style app than to use a browser to manage your bank account. This is true of many tasks - even on a desktop. The beauty of Windows 8 is that when you pick up a tablet you automatically have all those apps and settings on a device that, while not suitable for CAD or video editing, will do all the simple tasks based on the apps and settings you already prefer.

    5. Re:It was so bloody simple and they fucked up. by thatkid_2002 · · Score: 1

      You're pretty much right. Except for the part about the touchscreen device users who prefer Metro over Android and iOS. Anybody who has used WP7 and WP8 knows that the interface is freakin excellent. Hands down winner... I love it on a phone - I HATE it on a desktop.

  69. Poorly conceived reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So you like that it starts up faster. That's great, but beyond starting their computer up, most people also like to use it, and a lot of the complaints are around the experience of using Windows 8.

    Regarding the administrative command console, you do know that on Windows 7 you can create a copy of the cmd shorcut and set it to always run as administrator, or hit the windows key, type "cmd", and press ctrl+shift+enter? If you are really trying to claim that you use the command prompt all the time but never investigated these options on Windows 7, you're probably not the kind of person we want to be taking advice on operating systems from.

  70. Start Menu use case: How do you find old stuff? by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2

    So they took away the start menu: the simple list of programs you have installed.

    So in Windows 8, how do you find the program you installed 6 months ago, but you forgot the program's name?

    This use case, finding an old forgotten program, is the only thing I use the Start Menu for.

    1. Re:Start Menu use case: How do you find old stuff? by Shados · · Score: 2

      Click the search button. Dont enter anything, just click it once. By default the search on both the tile screen and the desktop screen will show you all your applications in alphabetical order. Alternatively, right click the tile screen and click All Apps to do the same thing.

    2. Re:Start Menu use case: How do you find old stuff? by bryanbrunton · · Score: 1

      This is probably a stupid question, is the list of applications on the tile screen and desktop screen inclusive of both tablet apps and desktop apps?

      There is probably just one list of programs.

      How does one know if a program is a tablet app or a desktop app?

    3. Re:Start Menu use case: How do you find old stuff? by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      And this is intuitive... How?

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    4. Re:Start Menu use case: How do you find old stuff? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      So in Windows 8, how do you find the program you installed 6 months ago, but you forgot the program's name?

      Check your add/remove programs control panel. It's probably the program that makes you scratch your head wondering how the hell it got on your computer.

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  71. TL;DR by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 0

    Old man doesn't like change.

    Kidding!

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  72. Re:lol by Tarlus · · Score: 0

    It's a shame Ubuntu is so tightly locked down into that one UI without any way of changing it.

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  73. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As a CentOS user I can choose not to use Ubuntu.

  74. Windows 8, so hard a 3 year old can do it by TheKeyboardSlayer · · Score: 1
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  75. To Hell With Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "People are aware that Windows has bad security but they are underestimating the problem because they are thinking about third parties. What about security against Microsoft? Every non-free program is a âjust trust me programâ(TM). âTrust me, weâ(TM)re a big corporation. Big corporations would never mistreat anybody, would we?â(TM) Of course they would! They do all the time, thatâ(TM)s what they are known for. So basically you mustnâ(TM)t trust a non free programme."

    "There are three kinds: those that spy on the user, those that restrict the user, and back doors. Windows has all three. Microsoft can install software changes without asking permission. Flash Player has malicious features, as do most mobile phones."

    "Digital handcuffs are the most common malicious features. They restrict what you can do with the data in your own computer. Apple certainly has the digital handcuffs that are the tightest in history. The i-things, well, people found two spy features and Apple says it removed them and there might be more""

    From:

    Richard Stallman: âApple has tightest digital handcuffs in history
    http://www.newint.org/features/web-exclusive/2012/12/05/richard-stallman-interview/

  76. Microsoft did that ten years ago, not just now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Microsoft just made the first FULL desktop OS capable of running on all devices including touch based tablets

    Microsoft had Windows running on Stylus based tablets ten years ago. It's not like what they are doing they have not done before... they have been trying to make the same system work across multiple platforms for over a decade.

    APPLE is ALREADY fucking trying to figure out how to do with OSX.

    Apple had been doing this since the launch of the iPhone, which is OSX just like a mac. The difference is that Apple is content to let desktops have a different UI than tablets or phones. So far they are quite happy with that choice, as are the users using Apple products.

    You may think making a desktop OS that supports touch screen also is brilliant but where are sales figures supporting that claim? Microsoft couldn't move desktop tablets ten years ago and they appear to be having a problem moving the refined version now.

    will you credit Microsoft for being the first to head in the direction where we ALL want to go.

    The problem is that it's not clear that a desktop OS running on a touch tablet *is* where we all want to go. I absolutely give Microsoft credit for trying but you have to recognize that simply because someone tries something bold does not guarantee success.

    I give Microsoft way more credit in the more subtle task of figuring out ways to bring touch into a desktop OS that make some sense. People do seem to like some aspects of this - but again this doesn't mean it's the right choice to make your tablet OS and desktop OS identical in UI.

    An Ipad is a toy. When an Ipad can run full photoshop with pressure/tilt sensitive pen.

    No reason it couldn't, we just need better hardware. There is already a pressure sensitive stylus.

    that is exactly what MS has just delivered to everyone this year. Apple will do it next year.

    I am quite doubtful about that. If Microsoft is wildly successful, perhaps.

    The thing is that Apple already has lots of touch based gestures going on in desktop OSX - they are just based around touch on a trackpad, not the screen. They have for years.

    But the gestures that seem to make the most sense in a desktop can just as easily be done on a trackpad as the screen...

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    1. Re:Microsoft did that ten years ago, not just now by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the historical progress of both companies... and you're just proving my point. 10 years ago MS was trying to get tablet PCs to work well. We were not there yet, we were not ready.. but we were always headed there.

      We are not at the promise land for tablets yet. Windows 8 is the next step towards getting there.

      You're right iOS shares a lot with OSX... why do you think that is? Do you really think Apple doesnt want to provide more desktop function on smaller devices? The macbook Air is a perfect example of that not being true. Apple very much wants to deliver the most feature rich experience you can on their devices, and MS does too. Granted MS usually leaves a lot to be desired. But in this case, Windows 8 actually is better than Windows 7, it provides a full desktop OS capable of running on all devices, and it can do it all, apps, desktop apps, touch input, pen input, mouse and keyboard input. Apple will follow in a similar fashion.

      Apple may be able to it better too. There is a very good chance of that. Microsoft is known to not get behind good ideas. Windows 8 is a good idea, but will the app experience be there? so far, its mediocre at the app store level on windows 8... but the foundation is there, and the OS is solid. You have to give it credit, to not do so is just unfair.

    2. Re:Microsoft did that ten years ago, not just now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      We are not at the promise land for tablets yet. Windows 8 is the next step towards getting there.

      Or it's a side trip before getting back on the main road.

      You're right iOS shares a lot with OSX... why do you think that is?

      Because there is a vast range of non UI, and even a great deal of UI code that can be easily shared between systems and it makes for less development work.

      Do you really think Apple doesnt want to provide more desktop function on smaller devices?

      That depends what you mean by "desktop function". In fact I would very much say Apple does not want to bring a lot of desktop CRAP into mobile devices.

      The macbook Air is a perfect example of that not being true.

      The macbook air is a laptop, not a tablet or iOS device.

      Windows 8 actually is better than Windows 7

      Even though I come off sounding harsh against Microsoft I agree with this point. I just disagree that bringing touch to the desktop is a good idea. Gestures are fine, but not touch replacing or interchanging with mouse use. There are a lot of UX problems if you start crossing streams, as it were.

      Apple will follow in a similar fashion.

      We'll see. They have not yet.

      You have to give it credit, to not do so is just unfair.

      I am giving them credit but they have to take the credit for ideas that end up not working out too. Just like Apple deserves equal levels of criticism for Ping.

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  77. A Strategy for Windows 8: by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

    "Greenspun panned almost every aspect of Microsoft's new software, noting that Microsoft had four years to study Android and more than five to examine iOS, but still couldn't build a usable tablet experience..."

    Meanwhile, Apple and various Android manufacturers are suing one another on account of studying one another's usable tablet experience. As one or the other is banned from country after country, a competitor with an original, unpatented, unusable tablet experience suddenly finds an advantage.

  78. Re:lol by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

    I'm using mate right now out of a ppa but gnome fall-back works fairly well, you could alway try kde. xfce is fairly light weight but is a little to utilitarian for my taste, have heard good things about e17 haven't gotten around to trying it though. don't care for unity but like the HUD con sept maybe if the could separate it from the unity bar and let you use it in other DE's also don't like the global menu or the horrible scroll bars.

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  79. Re:Not surprising and predictable by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    At least it will be practical, even if it's not pretty.

    I can assure you, a UI designed by a programmer will be neither practical nor pretty. One need only look at ITIM (IBM Tivoli Information Manager) to see what a horrific pile of aardvark shit the programmers created. Multiple screens to do the simplest of tasks, hidden dropdowns so you can't see what the selection is, no rhyme or reason to why one piece of information is in one location but not another, etc.

    Then of course we have anything from Oracle or SAP, current McAfee products (I'd be running too if my name was associated with that product), the bloat and nonsense that has become Firefox, and the list goes on.

    The longer I have had to work with software the more I am convinced we are regressing in terms of usability and convenience. As I have said elsewhere, a large part of my day involves fixing problems created by software (and another large part spent fixing problems created by users) or finding ways to work around the problems created by software.

    A large part of software today just plain sucks and it can be tied directly back to programmers who want to show off shiny rather than accomplishing something useful.

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  80. This is bullshit. by xyourfacekillerx · · Score: 0

    Give me metrics. Give me measurements. Give me science. This shit? This is just software politics. Corporate hate. There is so very little wrong with Windows that it has market dominance. Do you not get that? How do you not understand that this is what people want from their computers? WE WANT full featured computing on our mobiles. Not app store machines. Win8 brings that. Nothing else does. What is wrong with you that you fail to comprehend the general population is RIGHT when it comes to usability? MS dominance... This wasn't due to unethical business tactics. This was due to it being a product people actually used effectively. MS declining in dominance? The only factor there is politics. MS didn't release a product that sucked. It was just hard for other companies to market with MS as your primary partner. Evidence: Android instead of Linux; OS X instead of Unix. If your platform is so much better, howcome no one calls it by name? So you may like your Android/OSX/whatever but for fucks sake if you can't bring reason to your hate against MS then why the hell do we call what we do "computer science" ? There's no science here. Not at all. None of the shit I hear about these reviews remotely resembles a scientific, analytical intellectual discourse. It's just some jerk's stupid opinion. Put on Slashdot, and 100,000 people will be swayed that way, right? News for nerds, yea right.

  81. Nor are you .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Actual MIT Professor.

    I did the same research as you just did, but a search for Anonymous Coward gives:

    No matches to your query.

    Confused,

  82. Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't hate anyone that much. Not even Bush, Cheney, Yoo, Rumsfeld, Rove, the Clintons, Ashcroft, etc etc.

  83. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And of those dozen, have you actually found one that works ?

    The only one that doesnt work is Gnome-Shell.

  84. Blog Shilling by DrGamez · · Score: 1

    In the future could we get linked right to the review/post in question, instead of reading the summary, then clicking and reading another... summary, then clicking, and FINALLY getting to see what all these words are about.

  85. Dis- jointed at best by molesdad · · Score: 1

    I recently installed windows 8 on a new AMD box I put together; some aspects of it are cool and some just plain annoying. I was planning on using it as an htpc, 8gb of ram and a silent fanless cpu, but was sorely disappointed with my initial run through of the apps. I got the $39.99 Windows 8 pro package and added the media package, which is free for a limited time apparently, expecting to be able to play back music and view movies I have on my server. My server runs ushare and the device was detected and displayed instantly, but failed to play anything giving me a "format not supported" error message. Windows media player however plays all my media. I have a netflix account so installed the app; "Error during playback: check the video card drivers". A quick look on the web and I found that netflix advises users of window 8 who are experiencing problems to use the web site to play their content. So off to the netflix website I went; "Sliverlight is required for playback". After installing Silverlight I was able to use the web site to play their content. As a test I decided to try the Windows 8 app again and low behold it now works. So .... Why do the metro apps differ in functionality from the desktop apps and why was'nt Silverlight installed by default when I installed the netflix app. I regularly use Windows 7, ubuntu, ios, osx and android and have no problems hunting down fixes for issues I have but 'come on man' these things are basic. I realise that their are alternative ways of acheiving what I wanted but it should have provided the basic functionality out of the box I dont think I was trying to do anything patrticularly out of the norm.

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  86. Re:Apple is about marketing, and compelling produc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > They do have a massive distortion filter.

    They _had_ a massive distortion filter, focused on Job's Führer-like charisma. Apple as just a faceless company doesnt even remotely have that "please allow me to be your slave" effect on people, Steve Jobs, Adolf Hitler and David Koresh, just to name a few, had on people.

  87. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    From personal experience, Win8 + Start8 is pretty much the same as Win7, UI-wise. It even lets you disable all the hot corners and the charm bar, so you literally never see even the glimpse of Metro.

    Other than that, well... everyone seems to agree that Win8 is indeed faster - how much does that apply to games is a matter of debate, but it's not any worse, at least. There are some other little bits that make it slightly more convenient, like the new file copy dialog, the "one level up" button in Explorer, or the ability to mount ISOs out of the box. If you get Pro, there's also Hyper-V. Some features are more hypothetical at this point, but may become more important later - e.g. Direct3D 11.1.

    On the other hand, there are also some changes that you may dislike, such as e.g. Ribbon in Explorer, or the fact that you'll have to pay extra to get Windows Media Center and DVD playback.

    All in all, if the total cost of Win8 upgrade + Start8 + Media Pack is less than Win7 upgrade, I don't see any reason to not take advantage of that.

  88. Re:lol by scubamage · · Score: 1

    I've found KDE to be a joy to use these days. Unity isn't great but it does work.

  89. Hello, I actually used it!! by udippel · · Score: 2

    Until recently, being a rather old /.-er, I have spun fun about and around W8. I know too well what it takes to be a nerd, and a member of Slashdot (aside of the few who try to post reasonable stuff, paid handsomely by the evil empire).

    Finally I took the leap, and actually installed an original version (not OEM, neither pirated) on my box. My partner started a row with me, when after a few hours, I seemingly unmotivated exclaimed OMG! while she was in deep concentration. Done. Finished. Whatta crap!
    From now on I can honestly state 'been there, done it, useless'. Okay, not totally, it actually installs fast, boots significantly faster than W7. But that's the end already. Being a CS person, I could even navigate the two disparaging screens. And still, no need I would ever want to again. I don't miss a 'Start'-button (my KDE is configured to do totally without), I love screen edges (my interface is configured to let me do most stuff with edge events). The time - bang-bang - comes in like I was visually impaired, the address bar of IE looks likewise. The logon screen is okay, fresh and inviting. But the two non-unify-able interface constructions, with a bit of toggling switches left and right and a bit of traditional radio-boxes; no, OMG!

    If it was free (of charge), I'd discourage using it, because 'there are better interfaces'. But someone paying actual money for a rabid mixture of unfinished substances ought to have her head examined.

  90. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    I was told by a friend that if you get Win 8 Pro you can get the media thing for free.

  91. Serious q. - Win8 work in a closed network env? by daboochmeister · · Score: 1

    I see again and again that your account profile is tied to your Live account. We've spent years and years tuning Windows to be deployable in a closed network environment, where our users don't have internet access. How will Win8 accommodate that setting? Will there be any way to setup a custom "app store" so that if someone develops a metro app, it can be distributed? Will there be any way to NOT use MS Live accts, or an easy way to have an organization-specific Live server? How will it work with smartcards, and other alternate forms of authentication? I can't believe that MS didn't consider these use cases, but I haven't seen any answers on this front.

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    1. Re:Serious q. - Win8 work in a closed network env? by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      Enterprises can deploy their own app stores. You can still use MS domain stuff, and live accounts are not required. The MS live accounts give you access to consumer features like the windows store and free streaming music from the xbox music app. All this is documented...

  92. But ... Win 9 will be Wonderful! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    Trust us. ...

    Hey, come back!

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  93. Not limited to Microsoft. by concealment · · Score: 1

    Don't use a Win 8 device till Microsoft fixes the interface. Essentially like most other MS operating system releases it's the 'Wait for SP1' effect.

    This is consistent in my advice about all hardware and software, whether from Microsoft or not. Truly new products take at least 18 months to work the bugs out. (There is some flexibility here: really good management will nail most of them in a shorter period, but that's rare.)

    I have found this to be great advice with Apple products. You generally had to wait a couple years for them to revise the ROMs so you didn't get random undocumented bugs. And in the case of several machines, they never fixed them.

    I view cars the same way. Brand-new 2013 models? Forget it. I'll buy the model that was new in 2008 and they've steadily been upgrading it since then. (Some of the best cars on the market use 1960s designs -- for example, for engines or body -- that they've been incrementally upgrading for decades, like some of the Volvo, Mercedes and Toyota models or even some of the older American pickup trucks.)

  94. Lies, damn lies, and frothing at the mouth by cbhacking · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ummm.... yeah, you're full of shit. Very aggressive shit, by the look of it, but still shit.

    Right-Click in the lower left corner (where Start appears), select Control Panel. Behold, the control panel appears (you can do this from anywhere, but it's typically something you'd do on the desktop since it's a right-click). There's a ton of other stuff on this menu too, including some that are harder to reach in Win7, such as an Admin command prompt or the Programs and Features (add/remove programs) control panel. It can also be used to jump straight to the desktop from any app, incidentally.

    There are so many ways to shut down the computer it's crazy. Alt+F4 on the desktop. The Ctrl+Alt+Del screen shows the Power button. Lock screen shows the Power button. If you are an "expert user" like this idiot in the article is ranting about, you'd know how to use the Shutdown[.exe] command; you can call it from the Run dialog or add shortcuts to it (on either the Start screen or the desktop, of both if you want). In fact, you can even add a shortcut key chord (Win+Ctrl+S, perhaps) to trigger those shortcuts. If you can tolerate the presence of the Charms bar and just don't like the ever-so-offensive concept of a tablet-like gesture to display it, try Win+I to display Setting immediately, at which point Shutdown or Restart are two clicks away.

    Seriously, did your brain calcify or something, resulting in frothing at the mouth without even *trying* to look for the things you claim "ARE NO LONGER" present?

    Other things that your so-called "absolutely correct" review got, in fact, completely bone-headedly wrong:

    The closest thing to a full-time Home button in Windows 8 is the “windows” key on the keyboard (but the whole idea is that the keyboard is not always available/required).

    Let's start with this beauty, from near the top. First of all, Microsoft requires the presence of a hardware Start button on RT devices. Call it a "Home" button if it makes you happier; I've heard even a few Microsofties do so (I live in Seattle; there's a lot of them here; I'm not one myself). Second, you can always access Start from anywhere with at worst a small gesture. If you're using Touch, swipe in from the right side of the screen and tap the Start button that probably appeared right under your thumb. If you're using the mouse, move down to the lower-left corner (where the Start button would be on the desktop) and lo and behold, a Start button appears!

    The Windows 8 tablet interface lacks this [context-sensitive] interface standard.

    Perhaps it slipped this... enlightened gentleman's notice, but the App Bar (that thing that appears on the bottom of the screen when you swipe from either the top or the bottom) is context sensitive. It's intended to be a more graphical and touch-friendly replacement for context menus. I don't think it's as good an implementation of a context-based interface, personally, but it's not missing.

    Some functions, such as “start an application” or “restart the computer” are available only from the tablet interface.

    We've mostly been over this ground already, but I wanted to point out that starting a program totally doesn't require using a tablet interface. If you like icons, put some on the desktop or put them on the taskbar (exactly like in Win7). If you prefer the keyboard, tap the Start key and type the first few letters of the program name, then hit Enter; you can be launching the program (and back on the desktop) before that oh-so-offensive tablet interface finishes its half-second fade-in animation. You can also use Run from the desktop, via Win+R (as before) or right-clicking the Start button or hitting Ctrl+X to bring up the menu, then selecting Run. You can certainly use the command line interfaces too.

    Conversely, when one is comfortably ensconced in a touch/tablet application, an additional cli

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    1. Re:Lies, damn lies, and frothing at the mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wipe Balmer's load off your chin before you start speaking. Really. (And same goes for the shills modding up this drivel)
      Have you even read what you just posted?

      You've spend hundred of words offering lukewarm excuses and obscure workarounds for common functions that are simply fucked up in win8.

      I've used win8. A lot now. It is BROKEN.

      The shutdown function is hidden. Literally hidden. And the best thing about i, is the area where you move your mouse to bring it up sometimes doesn't work. Confirmed bug. Seen it on 20+ systems with different hardware configutation.

      I've resorted to winkey+r to run the shutdown /s command to power off a computer. It's that bad.

    2. Re:Lies, damn lies, and frothing at the mouth by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Right-Click in the lower left corner (where Start appears), select

      Why do you think this is obvious? And if it is not obvious, how is it not clearly bad UI? Because Microsoft paid you to spout this on slashdot?

      There are so many ways to shut down the computer it's crazy.

      But the one used by 99% of non power users is not obvious anymore. Users have been dissuaded from directly pressing power button because at times they used to press it for more than 5 seconds and motherboard powered off the system without a " safe " shutdown, without which windows used to take an hour to start the next time with corrupted files. The other ways are non obvious, deliberately hidden from discoverability.

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    3. Re:Lies, damn lies, and frothing at the mouth by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Wow, let the accusations of shilling fly. That totally reinforces your argument there. Feel better now? OK, moving on...

      The right-click-on-Start menu is obvious to me for two reasons: I right click *everything* that looks like it's interactive, and I read (and share) tips and tricks for the software I use. Apparently, right-clicking on things is hard for some people? I prefer to use keyboard shortcuts, which I sometimes learn about by looking at the menu for something, but to me, asking "what are the options for this thing?" is completely normal, and on the PC, that's typically done with a right-click. As for the tips, these have been published for every version of Windows going back to my childhood. People spend a ton of time finding things for Photoshop and stuff, why wouldn't they do that for the software that Photoshop runs on?

      With that all said, that's merely the easiest way to launch the legacy Control Panel; it's not the only one. Hit Start, type "Cont", hit Enter; behold the Desktop control panel (since Vista). Open Windows Explorer (so many ways to do this), click the drop-down for the root breadcrumb, select Control Panel (since Vista). Open "Computer" (or navigate to it in Explorer), Click the Computer tab on the ribbon (assuming you hid it in the first place), click Control Panel. Or, of course, just use the Start search to deep-navigate into the part of the Control Panel that you want (again, as people have done since Vista). Actually navigating *within* the control panel feels like I'm in the 90s or something. In any case, the point was that the Control Panel is totally still there. Pin it to the taskbar or put it on the desktop if you want.

      Start -> Shut Down has been a joke leveled at Windows for the last 17 years, but as soon as it's gone, people freak out? I'm amused (in a highly eye-rolling fashion). Yes, Microsoft totally could have included the Power button on the Start screen, and speaking from a perspective of keeping the people who only "know how to operate a computer" by rote happy, they probably should have. I find the outrage over it ridiculous, though. As for "deliberately hidden", you realize there's a "Turn off your PC" Search result on the Start menu that come up if you type "turn" or "shut" into the Search? Also, and again maybe this is something that "normal" users don't do, but Settings is one of the first things I find on any piece of software, OS included, at which point the Power button is pretty obvious indeed.

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    4. Re:Lies, damn lies, and frothing at the mouth by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Wow, let the accusations of shilling fly. That totally reinforces your argument there

      I've read at least 50 of your posts. All of them strongly agreeing with Microsoft, and none of them disagreeing and none of them on any other topic. General Patten was a bit too spot-on when he said "When everyone's thinking alike, someone isn't thinking". So the kindest explanation is that you are an unthinking fanboy.

      I right click *everything* that looks like it's interactive,

      Looks? Well, the kindest explanation can be that English isn't your native language, but "looks" is not a word typically used for invisible, ninja-style, intentionally hidden things.

      Start -> Shut Down

      This is stupid doesn't mean a ninja start button is any better.

      As for "deliberately hidden", you realize there's a "Turn off your PC" Search result on the Start menu that come up if you type "turn" or "shut" into the Search

      Well, when I was a kid, my little cousin who was visiting once put my toys under the bed. I had to, you know, "search" for my toys. It is called deliberately hiding when things you are used to finding without effort needs "searching". Again, English. I know, a funny language, "deliberately hidden" does mean something awfully inconvenient to your masters.

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  95. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Apparently, it's a time-limited offer.

    Also note that even with the Media Pack, you only get DVD playback in Windows Media Center. You still don't get it in Windows Media Player, which I personally find somewhat annoying.

  96. SP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Service Pack 1.

  97. very fitting epitaph. by aXi · · Score: 0

    Very fitting epitaph for the os for squares: "'Christmas gift for someone you hate.'"

  98. Re:lol by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    I second Linux Mint... they even make it relatively easy to install proprietary hardware drivers. The only thing that annoys me is that they try a bit too hard to get money via search engine referrals (they default to various other search engines in your browser, and even in Chrome they overwrite your profile to use the Linux Mint Google portal which I find pretty annoying). But once you clean all that up it's nice.

    But even in Ubuntu, I'd spend some time replacing the default desktop with compiz-fusion or enlightenment or something. It's not that difficult to switch desktop environments in any Debian-based distro (compared to, say, Redhat / CentOS).

    I want to like KDE, but I've never been happy with it anywhere outside of a KNOPPIX LiveCD. Too many background services and other bloat. But it's been a while since I've tried it.

  99. Grrrr.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Much to my surprise, I am furious every time I read a scathing review about Windows 8. I rarely get emotional about these things because opinions are opinions. But, I'm becoming overwhelmed with the misrepresentation of Windows 8. I know it won't matter to most people that read this comment, but I've been working on the Windows platform as a systems engineer for over 15 years - since Windows 3.1. Windows 8 is absolutely amazing. It is fast, powerful, and has so many optimization and configuration options, one might think you could turn your home PC into a nuclear reactor once you get into the guts of the OS. I'll keep this rant as short as possible by focusing on what seems to be the single biggest gripe amongst the critics: the Start Menu.

    Pretend for a second that you log on to your Windows 7 machine and press your Windows key. Visualize it, please (or do it). You'll see the little menu pop up with a vertical list of pinned shortcuts and "first tier" applications. To browse this menu, you must drill down and/or across to locate applications. It's a functional, familiar, yet messy way of accessing your applications. In Windows 8, the Start menu is still there! Only you are transported "into" the Start Menu when you hit the Windows key. It is simply a revisualization of the clunky-old Windows Start Menu of yore. The Windows 8 Start menu is fully customizable, just like before. The Windows 8 Start menu is fully scalable, just like before. The Windows 8 Start menu contains all of your applications, just like before. Only now with Windows 8, you can gracefully and quickly swipe across menus and access your applications extremely quickly and efficiently. With the Live Tiles, instead of seeing stagnant shortcut icons, you have up-to-the-second information. News, weather, mail notifications, system information all being updated within the Live Tiles to provide the user with at-a-glance information about the things important to us. Press the Windows key again and the Start Menu closes and you're presented with your Desktop, which is the same way it's always been. It's brilliant and incredibly simplistic. The more you use it, the more the powers of the split screen functionality and on-demand access to your apps become apparent.

    Critics make the mistake of visualizing Windows 8 as some sort of "dual operating system" monstrosity. It's not. The Start Screen isn't an alternate universe. It isn't segregated. They talk like the user is forced to operate two disconnected operating systems at the same time. It isn't at all, unless you would argue that the Start Menu prior to Windows 8 suffered from this same problem. Please listen, folks: from a User standpoint, Windows 8 is simply Windows 7 with an updated Start Menu. That's it. And once you see it and begin to use it as such, you'll find that not only is the new Start Menu incredibly powerful and intuitive, but Windows 8 is absolutely the best version of Windows yet. My one gripe is that IE10 within the Start Menu could use some love. I’m using Chrome instead because accessing the bottom panel to get to my shortcuts is a pain.

  100. Like Star Trek Films... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Microsoft OSs are like Star Trek Films, the alternate between good ones (Win 95, Win 98, XP, Win 7) and terrible ones (Bob, Win ME, Vista, Win 8).

  101. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you install Win8, and then install Classic Shell, you'll be able to get the Windows desktop experience you're familiar with, and bypass MS' clunky attempt to force you to use the Metro interface.

  102. So much falsehood here by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    First: you can still use desktop icons for shortcuts. You *can* even do it for "modern" apps, though it requires some effort.
    Second: Tiles do not, for the most part, have constantly changing icons. Most tiles aren't "live" and you can trivially easily "kill" the ones that are. Also, I've never seen an add on a Live tile except in apps like Newegg (where it's pretty obvious); get back under your bridge.
    Third: Tiles do not reflow when you install an app. They only move if you move them. Otherwise, new apps go at the end of the Start screen. You clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about (or you're a troll; either way implies an atypically low intelligence).
    Fourth: You can use the Start menu like every keyboard-competent user has used the Start menu since Vista: open it (preferably with the Windows key), type a few letters, hit Enter. You can do this before the Start screen animations (which are quite fast) are complete.
    Fifth: You can use the command line just fine on Win8; what the hell are you smoking? In fact, you can even launch the command line right from the desktop without typing or pining anything; right-click on the Start button (yes, the one that appears when you mouse to the lower left corner) and then select either "Command Prompt" or "Command Prompt (Admin)". You can also display this menu via Ctrl+X, by the way.
    Sixth: How the hell is changing tile sizes (flick them downward then tap the "make smaller" button) or moving them (simple dragging motion) difficult on a tablet?
    Seventh: I think we've already covered this, but since you stated your bullshit twice; I'll refute it twice: tiles do not move on their own. They will reflow if the resolution changes, but that's it.

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    1. Re:So much falsehood here by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      First: you can still use desktop icons for shortcuts. You *can* even do it for "modern" apps, though it requires some effort.

      Never said you couldn't. Tiles are what is forced on you as the primary interface and you either need to setup a startup batch file to force you into the desktop on start or click desktop every time you want to use your shortcuts.

      Second: Tiles do not, for the most part, have constantly changing icons. Most tiles aren't "live" and you can trivially easily "kill" the ones that are. Also, I've never seen an add on a Live tile except in apps like Newegg (where it's pretty obvious); get back under your bridge.

      Live tiles that came pre-installed: Travel, Sports, Weather, News, Bing. Every free game I installed & used became an active or live tile - I'm assuming many others that I did not use would become active after using them.

      Third: Tiles do not reflow when you install an app. They only move if you move them. Otherwise, new apps go at the end of the Start screen. You clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about (or you're a troll; either way implies an atypically low intelligence).

      Untrue. Typically new apps get added to the end of the screen. However, it depends what grouping of app they're being added to. If you have 3 groupings and add an app to the 1st group (assuming it doesn't have space in it's column) it will reflow and push the 3rd group off the screen. This is expected, but then when you unpin or uninstall an app everything shifts up/left - so a tile that was once on the upper right is now on the bottom left of a grouping. You move that one back to it's place, the two that were under it originally are all the sudden in that bottom left. There's no way to have a partially empty column or [small][large][small]. You're stuck with their organizational scheme.

      Fourth: You can use the Start menu like every keyboard-competent user has used the Start menu since Vista: open it (preferably with the Windows key), type a few letters, hit Enter. You can do this before the Start screen animations (which are quite fast) are complete.

      a) see my post about everything the search/run prompts can't do that Launchy can
      b) I've never used the start menu in that manner. Partly because of Launchy, partly because it would rarely give me what I wanted - it made assumptions about the content I was seeking and gave me those results instead of what I actually typed.
      c) It can't run them with elevated privileges unless you create a second shortcut for them

      Fifth: You can use the command line just fine on Win8; what the hell are you smoking? In fact, you can even launch the command line right from the desktop without typing or pining anything; right-click on the Start button (yes, the one that appears when you mouse to the lower left corner) and then select either "Command Prompt" or "Command Prompt (Admin)". You can also display this menu via Ctrl+X, by the way.

      Command line interfaces does not mean just command prompt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_application_launchers or Ubiquity for firefox would be an application specific command line interface.

      Sixth: How the hell is changing tile sizes (flick them downward then tap the "make smaller" button) or moving them (simple dragging motion) difficult on a tablet?

      1) You have to know/remember that gesture exists - this is like keyboard shortcuts. Unless there's a visual cue it's for intermediate/advanced users. iOS realized this for something as simple as sliding the main screen left/right - that's why they added the little dots at the bottom: so basic users would have a visual cue as to what's going on.
      2) You need to execute that gesture without triggering a similar gesture like minimizing (downward flick, just

  103. Re:lol by partyguerrilla · · Score: 1

    In Ubuntu i can chose any of a dozen desktop environments

    11 of which emulate Windows XP in some way. Recursion is delicious.

  104. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by silviuc · · Score: 1

    Please tell me who are the ones that agree on windows 8 being faster. Every review I've seen shows the darn thing pretty much on par with Windows 7. It's understandable. Windows 7 was , roughly, very optimized Vista code. Pray tell, how much could they optimize the optimization to make that thing at least, I don't know, 30% faster. Oh, yeah, if you're going to insult me by linking tests PCMag did, don't bother to reply.

  105. Visual Studio is no fun, either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been using VS2012 on a Win8 laptop, folks, and I think MS is creating some sort of gonzo singularity where searching documentation has become utterly, totally useless. After two decades of piling crud upon crud upon crud, you can find anything in the documentation, but ... you don't have a clue what it applies to. Is this a COM/OLE feature, a .NET feature, or a WinRT feature? Does it work in C++? Does it work in the dialect-of-the-year C++ you're using at the moment? Even their own example code has slipped over the event horizon and seems not to know. I've found Heisenburg documentation where two different pages say different things about the same functionality.

    Basically, in WinRT, to make a JSON call from a C++ program, you have to go back to 1998 and use a hideous COM interface designed for loading XML documents. Reminds me of Windows where you had to call assembler routines because someone forgot to include I/O routines in the new graphical user interface.

  106. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    If gaming is your priority, you'll get better performance out of Win8 than Win7. If minimal interface changes are your priority, then Win7 is closer to Vista than Win8 is, although the difference is less than many people claim when you aren't trying to use the tablet stuff (which can be almost entirely avoided even without something like Start8; just pin Steam to the taskbar and use it as your program launcher).

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  107. "Win 8 just sucks balls without touch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree - I much prefer having mine touched while they are being sucked.

  108. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Ignore the tests. Just try timing its boot sequence yourself, and look at its RAM consumption.

  109. Re:lol by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    You mean they have menus and windows and a mouse?

    Linux interfaces borrow from all sorts of places including the original source material that Microsoft and Apple steal from.

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  110. Install ClassicShell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install ClassicShell from Sourceforge. Then disable ModernUI, replace all settings, install Firefox instead crappy IE. Then it looks and feels much more like XP. Or even better.
    Down with Metro whatever they call it!

  111. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by silviuc · · Score: 1

    timing boot? seriously?! man, my machine does serious work (compiling especially). booting up is not that. RAM consumption? Since when is this a metric? I have 16GB, the OS better use that up and be fast. With my '97 machine, ram usage was a concern, I only had 8 megabytes, nowdays RAM is cheap, like really really cheap.

  112. Re:Is there any circumstance that makes it worth i by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    Personally, since MS will let you get Win8 pro for $16 (google windows upgrade offer and say you bought a computer last month, they don't check), I'd go for it. You'll save about $200 not buying 7 ultimate, and even though 8 is annoying, you can learn or get around it with time.

  113. Interesting Difference Between Tablet and PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While browsing for gifts today, I stopped into the MS store and tried out the Surface, it's a pretty looking device, lots of bright colors and a fairly responsive UI. But, as soon as I tried doing anything in the OS, I found myself stuck, like.. oh how do find my video files or my documents? I keep pressing the windows key and nothing is happening, oh, it doesn't flip between the desktop and the start menu until you "Start" the desktop for the first time.

    Overall, I would rate the experience of using the Surface a 5/10. I would like to add that the Surface is difficult to get accustomed to. Meanwhile, after using Windows 8 on a desktop for a while, I'm actually getting quite used to it, and it's not bad. I might even go so far as to say that the desktop experience with Windows 8 is a little easier to work with on a daily basis than the tablet.

  114. Re:Not surprising and predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > So called UI experts suck, and it's far preferable to let a programmer design the UI. At least it will be practical, even if it's not pretty.

    I'm a programmer, but I must disagree with you on that one, at least in absolute terms.*Some* programmers are good at UI design. Others (I would even venture the majority) are not.

    See The Gimp, for example.

  115. pressure sensitive by Chirs · · Score: 1

    a light touch moves the mouse around, a heavier touch acts like holding down the mouse button

  116. Windows 8 has one big plus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because MS wanted Windows 8 to run well on a low-powered CPU, they went to considerable pains to optimise all the code. Stuff that wasn't necessary got chucked out; stuff that was obsolete likewise. The result is that it's considerably faster on normal PC hardware.

    Yeah, I detest the Metro UI, too, but the actual underlying operating system is rather good - better than Windows 7, which was better than Vista.

    If they come up with a Start menu again, Windows 8 will be just fine for me.

  117. Android? Really? by lilfields · · Score: 1

    Really, he's saying to look at Android? Android on a tablet is a total abomination. Windows 8 on a tablet isn't that bad, I could agree with this statements on a desktop for the most part (minus the hyperbole) but Windows 8 on a tablet is quit functional, vastly better than Android on a tablet, and on par with the iPad if not better sans the apps.

  118. Jack of all trades. Master of none. by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    > but still couldn't build a usable tablet experience..."

    Or desktop experience, as it turns out.

  119. He's right. by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    On Black Friday, one of my coworkers bought a new laptop that came preloaded with Windows 8. Last week she brought it in and asked me to look at it because she couldn't get anything with Flash to work in IE.

    I know Flash in the "metro" IE is supposed to be severely limited in what it can do, but even the desktop mode IE refused to run Flash. This despite the add-on being present and showing as enabled. After googling around and fucking with it for about 45 minutes, trying to get something to work that should have just worked right out of the box, I gave up and just installed Chrome for her so she'd have something that could run Flash stuff.

    She later managed to find a Windows 7 laptop somewhere, bought it, and returned the Windows 8 laptop. When she returned it, the clerk asked her why, and she told him it was because Windows 8 was awful. He told her that Windows 8 machines were being returned to that store in droves, and every person he asked gave him the same reason.

    Messing with her laptop was my first experience with Windows 8, and if I can help it, it will be my last. I found it to be a jumbled mishmash of confusing crap, and I've been doing IT for 20 years-- I can only imagine how hard non-techies are going to reject it. I am going to cling to Windows 7 for as long as I can.

    1. Re:He's right. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried Win8 (tho am unimpressed by what I've seen of Metro, and I detest swiping/touchscreen stuff), but here's some bitching from a friend who works the tech end of a large clone shop:
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      http://www.howtogeek.com/107511/how-to-boot-into-safe-mode-on-windows-8-the-easy-way/
      http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/36817-How-to-boot-to-safe-mode-on-Windows-8-Pro-MSDN-version

      We just found this one out. There's no more safe mode selection screen. To get it on most PCs you have to boot into the OS FIRST, then tell it to reboot into Safe Mode.

      Apparently no one bothered to ask "What if your problem is that you can't boot to the login screen?"

      Shift-F8 is supposed to do what F8 did, but I tried it three times and I couldn't get it to go.
      ===
      And some further griping about the single window issue, which I can't find in my inbox offhand, but the gist was that you can only have a single window open for a given app, and Win8 forcibly shuts down any others. He tried it several times, several different ways, same result.

      That alone would kill it for me, since I think it's normal to have multiple instances/windows open all the time.

      Now, if someone with 15 years professional tech experience couldn't get it to work, how easy could it be for the average user??

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  120. Tut. Tut. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just a circle jerk conducted by the uninspired and na- sayers. Windows 8 works and works well. How many of you actually use it seriously as an OS day in and day out? Not many I would suspect. In a few years you'll all be enjoying the UI experiences that will be built on the foundation that MS are laying with this OS.

    1. Re:Tut. Tut. by ledow · · Score: 1

      Not "using it seriously as an OS day in and day out" is not a reason to disqualify people's opinions. I don't use a Ferrari day in and day out, but I know it's not suitable for my uses, and if I tried it for a day, it's easily possible that in that day I would find enough reasons not to use it (they may be temporary, fleeting, "fixable", or not but if there's alternatives that don't have those problems, why would I recommend it over them?)

      I have used Windows 8. In the few minutes it took to install, configure, get working, it was okay. Then when I started to use it, it quickly became a nightmare. It took me nearly a day to install "Active Directory Users & Computers". I kid you not.

      RSAT (that contains the network management tools that are normally bundled in Windows) is an msu file that doesn't install from a network share, like VM-software uses to share files with the host, even if mapped to a drive letter. It dies silently if you try.

      RSAT needs en_US language language packs installed even on an en_GB install. It does silently otherwise (though they now warn you of this in small-print on a KB article).

      If you turn off the Windows Search service, you cannot install a language pack. It's impossible. And it doesn't error, it just silently ignores the request to do so.

      If you turn off Automatic Updates (not unreasonable on a closed-system while testing in a VM), even if you're at the latest patch level, you can't install a language pack. It pretends to do so but does nothing (silently) until you re-enable Automatic updates.

      Say you fight through all those problems, and get to the point that you have figured your way through totally unrelated shit to get an Active Directory Users & Computers icon that works (even through MMC). It's no different to the Windows 7 one, really, or even the XP one. So why all the hassle to get that far?

      And then you end up with crap like Server Manager which is the most horrendous abomination I've seen in a long time and I'm dreading having to actually use.

      From that day, Windows 8 (a full, paid-for, Pro version) got confined to its VM until the day I *need* something from it (a month in, that's been precisely zero times). The Windows 7 host that runs it gets used for 16 hours a day, though. That's before we even get into personal preferences like "Metro", etc. which I personally hate and went to great lengths to try to disable even on a test deployment inside a VM, I hated it that much.

      Not everyone boycotts things just because of a company name, and not everyone who *DOES* do that does it for no particular reason, and not everyone is required to have had 1 year's experience of the OS before they are allowed to ditch it in favour of something that works better for them.

      Windows 8 lasted two days, for me, inside a convenient VM, at full performance (never had a performance issue), with a brand new laptop that I could have installed *ANYTHING* on and got used to it (I was coming from Windows XP, the laptop came with 7 which meant a lot of tweaking anyway, and I took the MS upgrade offer to 8 Pro).

      Since then, I literally haven't had the courage to give it another try.

      As an IT guy, I want to spend as little time as possible fighting with IT stuff to make it do what I want. This is my basic rule.

      Windows 7? I was "happy" with it after my upgrade from XP within about a week of work, and never really hit any big issues with it. Several times I liked the way things worked, though it wasn't all plain-sailing.

      Windows 8? I still detest it after days of fighting with it, had issues galore (Bluescreen on fully-updated clean version straight from the official ISO on a clean VM within hours of use caused by an explorer crash when I had NO VM tools - or anything else - installed yet? And, no, it wasn't VM-related!).

      Not once did I ever think "Oh, that's cool", "that's useful", "I like that", for a single thing it threw at me. I learned to flinch in horror when I realised I'd have to go

  121. ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Rubbish - there were plenty of alternatives before Microsoft Office, e.g. Data General's CEO
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEO_(Data_General)

  122. Re:Not surprising and predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UI design is about making software that is easy to use and giving a damn about the user experience. It should be an integral part of software engineering. It doesn't need to be visually impressive or bewilder the user with bizarre new concepts. (In fact, I hate that shit.) I think it's best to stick with instantly recognizable, easily understood UI concepts that anyone who has used a computer in the last 20 years will be familiar with.

    "We have to innovate everything from scratch and make it fresh because marketing said so!" != UI design

  123. Windows does have pause on the copy function by Hyperhaplo · · Score: 1

    .. you just need Teracopy

    http://www.teracopy.com/

    It's free, replaces the windows default copy/paste, allows you to retry copying anything which failed to copy the first time (useful when a virus scanner product blocks a single file copy in the middle of 5000 files being copied), and Just Works.

    How else do you copy thousands of files, or very large files, on Windows?

    I used to wonder why Microsoft doesn't just buy them out and incorporate their product. Now I no longer care.

    Perhaps someone who knows can advise if Windows 8 finally can copy files in a decent manner.

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    1. Re:Windows does have pause on the copy function by ripnet · · Score: 1

      It can. File copying is now a proper queue with pause / resume on each item. At. f'ing. Last. I actually like windows 8 explorer interface - its the best once since XP

    2. Re:Windows does have pause on the copy function by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      You didn't mention that awesome fact that if it run into a situation where it needs to prompt the user such as overwriting a file with the same name, it will complete the operation on everything it can before waiting for user input.

      No more starting a copy process and walking away from the computer for ten minutes and coming back to see it stalled almost immediately.

  124. Release early and often by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is release early and often good for FOSS and not for proprietary software? MS sells experimental versions of it's software. Arrogant I'd say, but completely justified because (1) people buy it and (2) they get valuable feedback that way. Then they release the next version, which history shows is almost always better.

    The only surprise about Windows 8 is that people are surprised about it being unfinished.

  125. Re:Bullshit. Windows 8 is a better windows 7. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    It takes more clicks and more computing resources to do the same things you could in Windows 7.

    I don't use a mouse much, this problem doesn't effect me. I do like how things are easier to control from the keyboard in Windows 8.

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  126. Re-win 8 by naturetohealth · · Score: 1

    wait for some time. don't jump to conclusion by reading one or two people's conclusion on win 8. just wait!

  127. More like speed by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Well CE and ME were about as fast as cement that's true.

    NT was pretty solid. Of course it was used for so long, that it eventually started to run into technological issues like XP did. You can only apply so many paches until you're runing more patches than OS.

    Oh and I am sure there is a joke in there somewhere about patches and cement, but I'll let someone else have fun..

  128. MURDERDEATHKILL by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I agree. They must hire emo hipster developers, who want to share their bleak outlook on life with the rest of us.

    Apple. You make how much money a year? iTunes is like your flagship software that links all sorts of your buisness together. You come up with that?

    I mean it updates about every 0.25 days with a new version, but seems worse and worse. If I was ever involved in that project, they first thing I would say, OK we are going to blow up iTunes and start fresh, as that abominated bloated corpse of evil has to go!

  129. Vista isn't all that bad anymore. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Not only that, much of the execution had to do with hardware device drivers. Many of those probalems were caused by manufactures that were reluctent and/or slow to produce drivers for Vista rather than XP. About the only thing MS might be at fault for is if they didn't communicate the changes in enough time.

    Part of the reason WIndows 7 worked so well is that Vista slogged through 2 years or so of getting people to re-write drivers.

    I know I was one of the early adopters (ya I know... sigh, it WAS painful).

    Vista works perfectly fine now. Should I have to re-install it clean it would again be a bit of a pain, as I would have to run a million updates, as my physical version is old. But at least the drivers actually exist now. Before half of them didn't or they were so halfassed phoned in by companies that they were buggy as heck.

    Anyway I think people are still holding on to how Vista was when it launched, which was bad. However its not that bad anymore. That said, when Windows 7 came out (and yes I wish I waited), it made the working Vista irrelevent. Were I to buy now, I'd get Windows 7.

  130. Market share vs profit share by danaris · · Score: 1

    What, you mean the part about Apple losing market share to Android devices? Yeah, that part pretty much is playing out exactly as foretold.

    Nobody will deny that Apple makes quite a bit of money, but if you take the entire Android ecosystem vs the Apple ecosystem, there is far more money being made overall in the former, with the larger and larger share of the pie that former is taking.

    Do you have a source for that "more money" claim? Because everything I've seen says that yes, Android is slowly taking more of the market, but iOS is still making money so much faster than Android it just isn't even funny.

    Dan Aris

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  131. Why would anyone gift an OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anyone use an OS as a gift? How crass.

  132. Re:Bullshit. Windows 8 is a better windows 7. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In what way is it "better" or "more efficient", other than the new start screen which nearly everyone hates?

    captcha: "cosmetic"

  133. Inspired by 1900 French Film? by hanekhw · · Score: 1

    This made me think of that classic trip to the moon clip where they climb in the shell and it impacts right square in the Moon's eye..... But that film probably had more thought and planning behind it........About fifteen minutes maybe.....

  134. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of those dozen, only twelve are better than window 8.

  135. What do I think about WIndows 8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would show you but I just flushed it down the toilet. And it really stinks in here. That's what I think of it.

  136. Same old same old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when Windows 95 came out, and everyone complained about that start button and start menu. Now that its going away everyone is complaining again. I use multiple OS`s and dont have a problem with Windows 8. Ive been using windows a lot since 3.1 so I can understand how a lot of the kids have difficulty adapting if thats the only ui they have ever really used.

    Seriously, its not that bad an OS from microsoft and is nothing as bad as Vista. I like it. If people dont like it they should chill the fk down and relax. Another OS will come along soon that they can pick from.