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  1. Re:It's Saturday night on Bolivian Salt Flats Aid Spacecraft Calibration · · Score: 1

    I work with people from China, India, Korea, France, (the list goes on), but I don't expect to see them outside my window when I wake up (unless I fell asleep at work and my snoring scared them all outside).

    Poster below seems to be the only one with the correct interpretation- the comment was not about the use of the term 'Chinaman' (which I think is not considered derogatory everywhere) but about the 'out the window' comment. Now you have made me overanalyze the joke too, thanks.

  2. Re:It's Saturday night on Bolivian Salt Flats Aid Spacecraft Calibration · · Score: 1

    I hope for your sake he's not in China...

  3. Secret, eh? on Yahoo Settles With Imprisoned Chinese Journalists · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Terms of the deal are secret,

    I bet you'll find them on Google...

  4. What they don't mention... on Genetically Engineered Mouse is Not Scared of Cats · · Score: 1

    ... is that the mouse is 8 feet tall!

    The cat, however, was quite scared.

  5. Re:Technology Worth It? on Meshnet Digital Armor To Protect Tanks · · Score: 1

    > Hezbollah even eschewed radio communications, using couriers instead, rendering a substantial amount of the high tech based Israeli hardware and personnel useless.

    I would hardly say that depriving the enemy of quick and easy communications is 'useless'. Forcing them to use slow and unreliable communications probably helped quite a bit. Maybe think of it as forcing your opponent onto a network with extreme lag times and a high rate of packet loss...

    Failure to use new technology probably won't lead to victory. The first machine guns were quite unreliable for example, but they are quite popular now. I'm surprised that someone here would criticize developing technology. You are also overlooking the issue of quality vs quantity. One well trained division would destroy several poorly trained ones. I think one of the issues with Hezbollah was that they were better trained than the Israelis thought they would be.

    > I'd ask of the Western world: "How many divisions have you got?".

    Enough.

    > Note; UAVs, CCTV cameras and satellites do not count towards your tally.

    But they will count against the enemies tally...

  6. Re:S.E.T.I on Is SETI Worth It? · · Score: 1

    I don't know why you thought I said we shouldn't look. I didn't say we should stick our heads in the sand, we should look for what we can. If, on the very very very off chance we actually find something, we need to be careful. They may be friendly, they may not, but if they are not, and if they can travel here, they could likely splatter us like a bug without slowing down. I'm hoping they are friendly (just not 'how to serve humanity ' friendly...). Ideally we would intercept a transmission and learn something really interesting, but that's even less likely than just finding one in the first place.

  7. Re:S.E.T.I on Is SETI Worth It? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Better to hide, and then see if we don't need to (after we find something that is). The reverse doesn't work as well...

  8. Re:Above the movie, it says: on Japanese Probe Returns First HD Video of the Moon · · Score: 5, Funny

    > (In space, nobody can hear your sarcasm.)

    That wasn't sarcasm, that was a vacuous joke...

  9. Re:So What? on National Security Letter Plaintiff Speaks · · Score: 1

    I was wondering where that precedent came from. It's interesting how traditions change over time- now I think they (lawmakers in general, not just RI) go drinking first, then write the bill and vote on it.

  10. Re:Why Chicago? on Microsoft Plans $500 Million Chicago Data Center · · Score: 1

    Yes, good old combo (I like hot), can't get that out East- people here think I'm insane when I describe it (ok, they may have thought that before too). Going back in a few weeks, better start being nice to my arteries now. Funny story, I once snuck a combo sandwich onto an airplane, which then was delayed for an hour- short version is I made _no_ friends on that flight...

  11. Re:Why Chicago? on Microsoft Plans $500 Million Chicago Data Center · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pizza. Can't get good pizza in Indy, not like in Chicago. Rolling Blackout? Get a deep dish. Stuck in 8 feet of snow? Get some pepperoni on it, but eat quick because you won't be stuck long. Plenty of reasons to put it in Chicago.

  12. Re:Let's find out on First Fossil Evidence That Velociraptors Hunted in Packs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately, the difficulty in obtaining the dinosaur DNA and SGI workstations is more than compensated for by the ease of finding a smart ass obese slovenly IT guy...

  13. Re:Can't Have It Two Ways on FBI Coerced Confession Deemed "Classified" · · Score: 1

    I thought I read that Bush is dumb in the morning, but a genius at night. I may not be remembering that correctly, anyone have the link?

  14. Re:but... but... on Evidence Found for Earliest Modern Humans · · Score: 1

    The fuzzy feeling is from God. The warm is because her diaper leaked, go change her.

  15. Re:no sunspots huh? on "All Quiet Alert" Issued For the Sun · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your sunspots are belong to us? To Al Gore? This is confusing...

    At least no one is welcoming their un-sunspotted overlords...

  16. This problem is its own solution... on Storm Worm Botnet Partitions May Be Up For Sale · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Step 1: Rent botnet.
    Step 2: Have each 'rented' computer run update, anti-virus, anti-malware...
    Step 3: Profit! Ok, no profit, but maybe you get to enjoy reduced amounts of spam.

    Repeat until bored.

  17. If the US pays this fine... on US Faces $100 Billion Fine For Web Gambling Ban · · Score: 1

    can it be classified as 'Gambling Losses' for tax purposes?

  18. Most important thing to know on Fairly Realistic Flying Car Offered for 2009 Delivery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will it come with OnStar?

    Look out below!

  19. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: on '30 Year Laptop Battery' is Unscientific Myth · · Score: 1

    Put a 10 cent rebate on it, you won't see a single one lying around.

  20. Re:In other news.... on Technology Could Enable Computers To "Read The Minds" Of Users · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will Mac users minds stop working at the next update if they've had any unauthorized thoughts?

    Make your own 'when did they start' jokes below...

  21. More importantly.. on Will China Beat the United States Back to the Moon? · · Score: 0

    What would really work people up is asking if they care that China can go to the Moon when the USA can't. If getting there is the race, then we've not only won (almost 40 years ago) but we've lapped the second place country. 5 times.

    The other important thing to realize is that getting people to the Moon is not really all that hard. The hard part is getting them back. I have confidence that China will soon be able to send people _to_ the Moon, but that's not going to impress me much.

  22. Re:So here's all they have to do... on Will China Beat the United States Back to the Moon? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Land on them.

  23. Could have been much worse on MIT Student Arrested For Wearing 'Tech Art' Shirt At Airport · · Score: 0

    I'm sure she's smart and a nice person, but what an amazing lapse of common sense. Looks like an interesting project though, hope she gets it back, and that this doesn't have lasting ill effects.

    Would have been a lot worse if she was wearing one of those 'This shirt is a munition' shirts...

  24. This will be great... on Headband Gives Wearer "Sixth-Sense" · · Score: 0

    But can I use it blindfolded while using my Wiimote lightsaber?

  25. Not the real milestone... on English Wikipedia Gets Two Millionth Article · · Score: 0

    Why is there always confusion over this issue? The real milestone is when it reaches 2M articles in binary (base 2)!
    That would be 2,097,152 decimal, for those too lazy to break out their calculators, or 2*(2^20) according to Wikipedia.