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'30 Year Laptop Battery' is Unscientific Myth

An anonymous reader wrote to mention the wonderful news: "A research group funded by U.S. Air Force Research Laboratory is developing a battery which can provide continuous power to your laptop for 30 years! Betavoltaic power cells are constructed from semiconductors and use radioisotopes as the energy source..." Except, not so much. ZDNet's Mixed Signals blog with Rupert Goodwins explains why (as always) if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is: "The sort of atomic structures that generate power when bombarded with high energy electrons are the sort that tend to fall apart when bombarded with high energy electrons. While solar cells have the same problem, it's to a much lesser extent. There's a lot of research into making materials that don't suffer so much, but it remains a serious issue ... while it's true that a tritium-powered battery will eventually turn into an inert, safe lump of nothing much, and while it's also true that a modest amount of shielding will keep the radioactivity within the the battery the while, there's the small problem that if you break the battery during its life the nasties come out."

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  1. I think.. by z0idberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    the nastiest came out and broke your grammar checker.

    1. Re:I think.. by z0idberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      and my preview button.

    2. Re:I think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone tell me the grammatical error to which the parent was referring? If it is referring to "nasties," that's what some people call a group of nasty things, in this case, radioactive isotopes. I don't think that this is a grammatical error.

    3. Re:I think.. by UrLordMafiu · · Score: 1

      However the Gamma checker - that worked fine. All the alarms when off.

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  2. Laptop? by The+Aethereal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, my lap is exactly where I want to put something radioactive.

    1. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Meh. It's a beta emitter; beta radiation is completely harmless to humans as long as you have a nice layer of skin between you and it.

      However, when it gets into the body it is EXTREMELY harmful, so the worry is that people will break the batteries open and release toxic crap into the environment where it can be inhaled/ingested.

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    2. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a cellphone in your pocket?

    3. Re:Laptop? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
      > "Meh. It's a beta emitter; beta radiation is completely harmless to humans as long as you have a nice layer of skin between you and it.

      However, when it gets into the body it is EXTREMELY harmful, so the worry is that people will break the batteries open and release toxic crap into the environment where it can be inhaled/ingested.

      So if you thought laptop battery fires were dangerous before, these are a terrorist wet dream made to order ...

    4. Re:Laptop? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      tritium is a weak beta emmitter and because hydrogen is so common you need a lot of it before a significant ammount of the hydrogen compounds in you body start to contain it.

      Generally the really nasty stuff from a biological point of view is the rare elements that the body concentrates.

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    5. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not significant really. The amount of tritium in this, even concentrated, is pretty low, and would make a really poor weapon...On the order of throwing florescent bulbs at someone to try to poison them with Mercury vapor. It also disperses pretty quickly, so the lasting effect is minimal in the area.

      Tritium is available in the environment already; it's a naturally occurring isotope of hydrogen, and it's half life is pretty low (~12 years).

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    6. Re:Laptop? by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      just try carrying THAT laptop on to a plane.

    7. Re:Laptop? by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      yes that's true but suppose we synthesized polyethylene from a mix of tritium substituted ethylene and normal ethylene, it would produces heat as the tritium in the polymer decayed and at the same time act as its own shielding and containment. people that broke open the battery would need to go out of their way to ingest the material. it would be a fairly large chunk that you an't just "eat"

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    8. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yea, I overstated the beta emitter case...Lot of beta emitters are commonly used in medical imaging, because they can be tracked and they don't stay in the body, so you're not getting a long term dosage.

      Tritium is commonly used in a lot of places. If your wristwatch glows in the dark, it's probably tritium.

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    9. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Shrug. I'm not against tritium batteries. Most of the studies I've seen on them have had the tritium encapsulated in a honeycomb-like matrix, to maximize storage, and energy generation.

      That would seem to make it a lot less likely that you'd have any significant amount of tritium released by accident, and breathing vapor off a burning battery is harmful regardless of whether its an atomic battery or just a metal laden lithium battery.

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    10. Re:Laptop? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Meh. It's a beta emitter; beta radiation is completely harmless to humans as long as you have a nice layer of skin between you and it.

      That's not true. Tritium is a weak beta emitter that is easily blocked by skin. Other beta emitters like [32]P are much stronger and can be dangerous.

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    11. Re:Laptop? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Well its clear that we should make these kinds of poisons readily available to the public through dell and bestbuy!

    12. Re:Laptop? by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually, the mercury in CF bulbs is going to be a significant problem. Even the mercury from current flourescents http://72.14.205.104/search?q=cache:Wpsa9wiDeWcJ:www.energystar.gov/ia/partners/promotions/change_light/downloads/Fact_Sheet_Mercury.pdf+disposal+of+fluorescent+bulbs+mercury&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=ca&client=firefox-a needs a bit of care in handling.

      Also, I'm finding that the "newer" CF bulbs have lower light output and greatly reduced lifetimes. On average, they're now burning out quicker than even the cheapest conventional light bulbs. A order of magnitude more expensive to buy, doesn't last as long, and puts mercury into the environment ... every solution seems to bring with it more problems :-(

    13. Re:Laptop? by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      The problem with that logic is that as beta radiation is stopped, the electrons ( beta particles ) emit bremsstrahlung, more commonly known as X-rays. Thus even if you can easily stop the beta radiation itself, the secondary X-rays could be an issue. This is not much of a problem for a small sample of beta-emitter, but if you have enough of it to power a laptop, then it starts becoming a concern.

      If you are going to generate large quantities of energy from radioactive decay, then ideally you want a sample which emits a lot of alpha radiation, does not produce large amounts of gamma or bremsstrahlung , and is readily produced in quantities. Perhaps a bit ironicly, one of the safest compounds to use for this is Plutonium-238, which is almost a pure alpha-emitter, produces a lot of energy per decay, and has a halflife in the region where it is readily useful.

      Of course, because people will confuse it with Plutonium-239 ( which unlike Pu-238 can be used for nuclear weapons ), and because there is a good old myth that "plutonium is the most toxic compound on earth", it is rather unlikely that Plutonium-238 will ever go into consumer electronics. Doesn't stop NASA from using it in satellites and their Mars probes however. Gotta love politics...

    14. Re:Laptop? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah because the chemicals in other batteries are completely safe to ingest/crack open and rub on your skin. When will people stop with the sensationalist garbage!! Almost had me worried too until someone pointed out that this is the type of radiation that won't even penetrate/damage your skin..

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    15. Re:Laptop? by dascritch · · Score: 1

      Go tell this to US' National Stupidity Department

      Here in France, 1 capacitor are not sold anymore in stores.... but you can find ones in old laundry machines. Have you ever tried to overcharge one ?

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    16. Re:Laptop? by dascritch · · Score: 1

      sorry... i said 1 Ohm capacitor, but the omega symbol (and everything out of US-ASCII) is filtered here. perhaps time come to make non-english quotes in sigs, hu ?

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    17. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      On the order of throwing florescent bulbs at someone to try to poison them with Mercury vapor. Sir, your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
    18. Re:Laptop? by kevin.fowler · · Score: 1

      Upon reading this, a friend of mine mentioned that many of us males spend countless hours with a faraday cage mere inches from our privates.

      Regardless of whether this is true, I am not sleeping tonight.

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    19. Re:Laptop? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      What is a 1 ohm capacitor?

    20. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean one farad capacitors?

    21. Re:Laptop? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea what a "Faraday cage" even is?

    22. Re:Laptop? by BigDogCH · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, solutions like this do seem to bring more problems. Frustrating really.

      On a side note, our first CF bulbs didn't seem to last. They were kept inside of glass fixtures. We got another batch, and new fixtures (the old ones were a fire hazard anyway). These are open fixtures, and so I assume the bulbs stay a lot cooler. We have yet to burn up a single CF, after 3.5 years...and these new ones seem brighter than the old ones. Also, make sure they are not on a dimmer. That can make them die early I believe.

    23. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame peoples for making incandescent bulbs illegal to buy.

    24. Re:Laptop? by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      But if you made the radiation-based power source an integral part of a laptop version of this case mod, surely there'd be enough cool coming off the laptop itself to eliminate any problems with radiation leakage...

    25. Re:Laptop? by leuk_he · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, if the battery has enough power to drive a laptop 30 years, it has enough power to put the current explosions of laptop batteries to a shame. I am not talking about atomic bombs, but about A big fire in a house/plane, for technology that might be better in place in a sattelite or something like that.

    26. Re:Laptop? by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Tritium isn't really that naturally occurring. Most of it was released in the sixties from nuclear weapons tests.

    27. Re:Laptop? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Meh. It's a beta emitter; beta radiation is completely harmless to humans as long as you have a nice layer of skin between you and it.
      I think you're talking about alpha particles; some beta particles are blocked by skin, but a few require more a little more than that.

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    28. Re:Laptop? by F1Rumors · · Score: 1

      Meh. It's a beta emitter; beta radiation is completely harmless to humans as long as you have a nice layer of skin between you and it. That's not strictly true. A low energy beta emitter will not penetrate the skin. For example, radioactive Calcium is not a threat (Ca-45); the 0.275MeV electrons have a range of about a foot and a half and don't penetrate the outler layer of dead skin.

      On the other hand, radioactive Chlorine (Cl-36) emits 0.71MeV electrons that have a range of 7 feet, and most certainly pose a threat: you get a dose of that on your skin and you are at very serious risk from beta radiation (although your immediate concern would probably be the chemical interaction!).

      And then, there's secondary radiation. When high energy particles collide, there's a significant risk of further radioactive particles being generated: high energy gamma or beta radiation that pass clean through you your skin, then hit an atom in an organ, will often generate an Alpha particle as a side effect ... inside the same organ - ie, in a place where it can do significant harm.

      Looking specifically at H-3Tritium, the 0.0186MeV beta particles it can generate, as stated, would not penetrade dead skin. Unfortunately, Tritium would be part of a compound, and in the event of a leak, it is important to know that most Tritiated compounds are skin permeable - ie, the compound will pass through the skin, then irradiate you.

      However, when it gets into the body it is EXTREMELY harmful, so the worry is that people will break the batteries open and release toxic crap into the environment where it can be inhaled/ingested. Or simply make contact with skin. Eek.
    29. Re:Laptop? by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stop putting CFLs in your bathroom. They might have "lifetime hours" printed on the packaging to be able to compare them to incandescent, but the mechanism for failure is quite different.

      The incandescent will fail after roughly the specified number hours no matter how you use it*. The fluorescent will fail after a number of starts equivalent to moderate usage over that specified number of hours. If you conserve starts, they should last for far longer than the indicated time. If you flip them on&off a lot, they should fail much sooner.

      *except if you use a dimmer. The useful lifetime depends on the temperature of the filament, which is also what determines the brightness.

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    30. Re:Laptop? by quanticle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, I'm finding that the "newer" CF bulbs have lower light output and greatly reduced lifetimes.

      That's more quality control than anything else. As demand for CFLs has increased, more and more no-name manufacturers are trying to get in on the action. Increasingly, they are skimping on quality control to try to appeal to price conscious consumers.

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    31. Re:Laptop? by cduffy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, the mercury in CF bulbs is going to be a significant problem.
      Overblown. A CFL powered by a coal-burning power plant results in a significant net reduction in mercury put into the environment -- that from the bulb itself is far more than offset by the mercury not released by the plant.
    32. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I LOLed :D

    33. Re:Laptop? by troc · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's obviously mated to a 1 farad resistor to make a nice bandpass filter :)

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    34. Re:Laptop? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      If a Faraday cage is doing its job, there's not much to worry about. The purpose of the cage is to keep the radiation in. If you've ever heated something in a microwave oven and stood close by, it's the Faraday cage that kept your water molecules from being vibrated, too.

      Wikipedia has a nice entry on Faraday cages. If you're posting to Slashdot as a logged-in user, I shouldn't have to provide a link for you to figure out how to use Wikipedia, but here's one anyway: Wikipedia article on Faraday cages

      Oh, and yes, it's true that you're often right next to one, or even inside one. Your monitor, microwave oven, TV, stereo, and lots of other things have Faraday cages. A typical Slashdotter's PC often has several. Each hard drive and optical drive has one. A TV tuner often has one and so do some video cards. The power supply has one, and the main case often is one. Many parts come in a Faraday cage when shipped.

      Your house might act as a Faraday cage and your office is likely to be one as well.

    35. Re:Laptop? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      So if you thought laptop battery fires were dangerous before, these are a terrorist wet dream made to order ...

      I really wish I had mod points. There should be a '-1 ignorant'. There are a lot of materials that are extremely harmful if they get inside of you that exist cheaply and in large quantities. Arsenic, cyanide, acetone, etc... you hardly need something as exotic as this. Terrorists aren't like the ones that exist in 24 or sum of all fears. Their really not super geniuses out to get sharks with frickin laser beams. The ones that know what their doing will makes bombs (with CIA taught techniques). The ones that don't and watch too much TV will light a car filled with gas on fire thinking it will explode, doing more damage to themselves then to anyone else.

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    36. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about the few of us missing that crucial piece of skin...?

    37. Re:Laptop? by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      If you are going to generate large quantities of energy from radioactive decay, then ideally you want a sample which emits a lot of alpha radiation, does not produce large amounts of gamma or bremsstrahlung , and is readily produced in quantities. Perhaps a bit ironicly, one of the safest compounds to use for this is Plutonium-238, which is almost a pure alpha-emitter, produces a lot of energy per decay, and has a halflife in the region where it is readily useful. Alpha radiation produces its own problems, namely it's not easily stopped by your skin and can damage your DNA, which could cause mutation in your children. For those who didn't pay attention in Chemistry 102, Beta radiation is very large (a free proton, AKA [1]H+) It isn't dangerous to humans because the cells it will damage are already dead; your outermost layer of skin. Alpha radiation is several orders of magnitude smaller than Beta radiation, because it is composed of electrons shot out from the decaying atom. They travel at very high speeds, and being very small, are not easily stopped by air or safely stopped by skin, and can damage your DNA more badly than X-rays emitted by blocking beta radiation.

      and because there is a good old myth that "plutonium is the most toxic compound on earth", it is rather unlikely that Plutonium-238 will ever go into consumer electronics. Doesn't stop NASA from using it in satellites and their Mars probes however. Gotta love politics... Because NASA needs to take careful steps to keep from poisoning the space people.
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    38. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so. The radioactive element will give out power at a steady rate which probably won't be much more than the laptop requires and won't be able discharge it's entire energy store any quicker than that. Li-ion batteries on the other hand can discharge much quicker, if this happens then they can heat up and explode.

      I doubt these batteries would explode at all, but if they did the explosions would be smaller than the current Li-ion batteries, due to not be able to discharge as quickly.

    39. Re:Laptop? by dascritch · · Score: 1

      Eeeeh yes. And sorry. pfff... need to sleep, we're in the middle of the afternoon.

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    40. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capacitance is measured in ferads, but impendance is (like resistance) measured in ohms. However to achieve 1ohm impendance, capacitor must be very weak... or have a powerful coil.

    41. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your capacitor is imaginary, so you can't find it in regular stores.

    42. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't really work that way...I mean, plutonium has a frick-ton of potential energy, but it's not going to catch fire and explode your house under normal circumstances.

      The same goes double for tritium, because tritium is relatively innocuous as far as radioactive materials go. Tritium is a hydrogen isotope...That means if its out in the environment it's probably either going to be a gas or a liquid, and that gas is going to be chemically very similar to hydrogen gas(it'll have 1 extra proton and be a weak beta emitter), and that liquid is going to be chemically similar to water(ditto).

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    43. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Most beta particles are stopped by the skin. A few high energy particles might require clothing as well. The usual danger is with actual skin contact with the material, which is often reactive or toxic, rather than the beta emissions themselves.

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    44. Re:Laptop? by Niten · · Score: 1

      Citation?

    45. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beta radiation shielded by SKIN?

      Ummm NO please do not spread this myth.
      Beta radiation can be armored by thick clothing, spectacles, etc. SKIN contact with a source is very bad and will cause burns if the source is sufficiently strong ( 1/(r^2) gets VERY large when you are in contact!)

      Go take a refresher on your radiation safety classes before you hurt someone with your teachings.

    46. Re:Laptop? by BKX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try two extra neutrons. One extra neutron would make it deuterium. One extra proton would make it Helium-2 (which is non-existant).

    47. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Woops. You're right, my bad. Don't know why I thought that...

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    48. Re:Laptop? by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In addition, with the CF, there's a non-zero probability of the mercury remaining sequestered in the glass tube. Even better, we COULD set up a recycling program. Burning coal disperses 100% of the mercury into the environment with little hope of recovery unless you count bioaccumulation in human beings as recovery.

    49. Re:Laptop? by Wellspring · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such informational films as "Let's Get Ready for the Iridium Standard" and "Tritium: Delicious But Deadly!"

    50. Re:Laptop? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I wish you the best of luck bringing your laptop on an airplane.

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    51. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 1

      There are specifically-designed dimmable compact fluorescents. And there's only like $2 a bulb. I use them at home, and they work quite well. I'm not to impressed with the three-way CFLs, though. They cost way too much and don't perform that well.

      As for anyone who has a problem with CFLs, just go straight to diode bulbs. Sure, they cost a mint to purchase, but they last essentially forever and use one third the power of a *CFL* bulb. When you do the economics calculations on them, they come out about as same as a CFL bulb.

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    52. Re:Laptop? by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the cage is to keep the radiation in.

      Not necessarily: they can also be used to keep radiation out. If you have sensitive electronics located close to high-power EMI/RFI sources, you might want to put your sensitive equipment in a faraday cage to block as much of the electrical noise as possible. The metal case around most RF tuners may keep the RF component's radiation inside the enclosure but more importantly, it also stops most noise from the rest of the system from polluting the microvolt-scale RF signals within the tuner.

      Faraday cages work both ways, it all depends on the application. For microwave ovens, you definitely want to confine the radiation source for both safety and efficiency reasons. For sensitive electronics like RF tuners and medical equipment, you usually want to keep external radiation sources out to prevent malfunctions and improve SNR.
    53. Re:Laptop? by Cecil · · Score: 1

      For those who didn't pay attention in Chemistry 102, Beta radiation is very large (a free proton, AKA [1]H+)

      For the both of you who apparently who didn't pay any attention in chemistry/physics, you've got everything all mixed up:

      ALPHA particles/radiation/emissions are a HELIUM nucleus/ion (not hydrogen) consisting of two protons, two neutrons, and zero electrons. These are stopped by paper, plastic or skin, however if the emitter is ingested it can cause damage.

      BETA particles/radiation/emissions are high-energy single electrons and can penetrate skin quite easily, causing damage and potentially radiation burns/sickness if exposed to large quantities.

      Plutonium-238 is an alpha emitter pretty much all the way along its decay chain, making it a very safe and predictable form radioactive material.

    54. Re:Laptop? by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      100% huh? I guess we're back to 1870 when no one has heard of a scrubber.

      I have read credible reports that the mercury in a CFL is less than mercury vented from a coal plant powering a incandescent bulb, it is important to realize that most of the mercury in the coal is captured and properly disposed of, not vented to the atmosphere.

      Interesting aside, a leading contributor to atmospheric mercury emissions is crematoriums (who typically don't have scrubbers) cremating people with mercury containing amalgam fillings.

    55. Re:Laptop? by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I really wish I had mod points. There should be a "+1, you referred to sharks with laser beams."

      :-)

    56. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      How is this "bringing more problems"? Businesses have used fluorescent lighting for years. You're only hearing about this issue now because it's a change in peoples' homes. When was the last time you saw people in such a panic about mercury thermometers or thermostats? Yet they contain *hundreds* of times more mercury than a standard CFL with its 5 *milligrams* of mercury. And the amount of mercury is dropping; Phillips is down to 2 milligrams. Even going with 5mg, a CFL releases less mercury even if you were to take after it died, smash it, and aerosolize all of its contents, than if you used a normal incandescent for that time; A coal plant will release 10-15mg of mercury over the lifespan of an incandescent, and only 2.5-4 for the CFL. Coal produces over half of our electricity. And we're only talking about mercury here. As for all other pollutants, CFLs are way, way ahead because of their lower energy consumption. And this all assumes that all of the mercury from a CFL ends up in the environment.

      You really have to take an extremely biased view for CFLs to come out worse than incandescents.

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    57. Re:Laptop? by cduffy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Citation?
      Figured released by NEMA were used for the graph at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mercury_emissions_by_light_source_(en).svg; this assumes bare compliance with NEMA's current voluntary standards, while some manufacturers are producing bulbs using significantly less mercury than those.

      Also available is a statement by the EPA on the subject quoted at http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/05/070518-cfls-bulbs_2.html

      Finding docs describing coal-fired power plants as the single largest cause of environmental mercury is easy, but going too far beyond that requires more than the 3 minutes of googling I can afford for the subject.
    58. Re:Laptop? by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Um, yikes. -1, Wrong.

      Alpha particles are atomically equivalent to a helium nucleus: He[2+] These (comparatively) huge particles that can be stopped by a sheet of paper.

      Beta particles are an electron or positron: e[-]. More powerful than alpha particles, they can still be stopped by aluminum foil. Wikipedia doesn't say anything about skin blocking beta particles.

      Gamma rays are perhaps what you were thinking of? These are more in-line with "dangerous" radiation - these release a photon with a lot of energy.

    59. Re:Laptop? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, a big issue with tritium if you get enough of it is the primary isotope effect. The mass of tritium and hydrogen is significantly different - which makes the energy of bonds involving tritium different from that of hydrogen. That makes enzymes/etc work differently and can make tritium toxic.

      Not sure what the relative toxicity is compared to the radiological effects.

    60. Re:Laptop? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Tritium is available in the environment already; it's a naturally occurring isotope of hydrogen, and it's half life is pretty low (~12 years).

      Seems to me that's an argument *against* this being a 30 year battery- wouldn't it be putting out only half the power after 12 years?

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    61. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scrubbers exist chiefly to remove sulfur. Very little of the heavy element output of a coal plant are successfully captured by scrubbers, and that includes elemental mercury which is very insoluble and continues to be a significant portion of coal emissions. Mercury oxides are more soluble, and quite a bit of it is removed by a wet scrubber, but again, it's nowhere near 100%. That doesn't even count the radioactive particles.

    62. Re:Laptop? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I also use dimmable CFL. Took me a while to find one that actually dimmed significantly*, but it's really nice to be able to adjust the level just like a regular bulb.

      But whereas a standard dimmer will damage a CFL, it can only improve the working lifetime of an incandescent bulb. At a cost of brightness and efficiency.

      *I have what I suspect is the same problem with audio equipment, especially computer audio equipment. For some reason, the producers like to put linear adjustment on outputs which we sense logarithmically. So the digital control on my speakers is barely noticeable over three quarters of its range and more than a few lamp manufacturers seem to think that 100%-50% of intensity is a useful range.

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    63. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I believe someone will soon come out with a mercury free CFL, then all these talks about the tiny amounts of mercury in them will be put to rest.

    64. Re:Laptop? by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Not really. They're more expensive and have a "warm up" period. Though in terms of environmentally friendliness, I agree.

    65. Re:Laptop? by modecx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      CFLs? A big problem? What about the other billions of fluorescent tube lamps, (which incidentally, continue to contain quite a bit more mercury than your average CFLs), that have been produced and used in industrial, commercial, institutional, government, and school buildings (did I miss anything?) for, oh, the about the last SEVENTY years?

      Oh yeah. People forget that this technology has been around for-freaking-ever; and just because a few wannabe greenies (which happen to be too stupid for their own good) are completely ignorant about the facts. The big problem is that these people are more vocal, and so, are decreasing the signal to noise ratio with their chicken little--the sky is falling--banter and false-fact slinging, resulting in the negative influence of people even more stupid than they are.

      If your CFLs are failing quicker than incandescents, it's probably because they just weren't manufactured well. It's a shame that bad bulbs are disparaging the name of a good and beneficial technology.

      Note: I'm all for keeping mercury out of our environment, and that's why I support fluorescent technology--and education. If you educate people not to toss their used up bulbs and save them for recycling, it's going to have a big impact. Put a big green label on the bulb that reminds them to do so. Combined with the lower power consumption of fluorescents, it will help keep coal plants from blowing even more mercury, uranium, thorium, arsenic, and CO2 into the atmosphere, in a naturally uncontrollable fashion--which is, as far as I'm concerned, the worst possible situation.

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    66. Re:Laptop? by Nosklo · · Score: 1

      beta radiation is completely harmless to humans as long as you have a nice layer of skin between you and it. Problem is, being on my lap, the layer of skin is too nice to risk anything.
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    67. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful
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    68. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention, as the Compact Fluorescent Lamp Recycling Project notes, of that couple milligrams of mercury in a bulb, not all of it is released even with improper disposal. They cite the EPA as giving the following numbers:

      Municipal waste landfill: 3.2%
      Recycling: 3%
      Municipal waste incineration: 17.55%
      Hazardous waste disposal: 0.2%.

      Interesting to note that recycling is barely better than landfill disposal. However, landfill disposal entombs the mercury, while recycling reuses it, which is obviously a better solution.

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    69. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 1

      I think you're thinking of deuterium. Tritium has that effect as well, and it's even stronger, but the primary risk from tritium is its radioactivity. Thankfully, hydrogens cycle through your system rather quickly, especially if they come attached to water (as opposed to other organic compounds).

      Tritium is certainly toxic to ingest, but it's not your typical creepy "tiny dose will haunt you for the rest of your life" toxin that many people fear when it comes to radioactive isotopes.

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    70. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Plutonium-238 is an alpha emitter pretty much all the way along its decay chain, making it a very safe and predictable form radioactive material.

      Yeah, it's a pretty neat decay chain.

      PU-238, alpha to U-234 (87.7 years).
      U-234, alpha to Th-230 (245,500 years).
      Th-230, alpha to Ra-226 (75,380 years).
      Ra-226, alpha to Rn-222 (1,600 years).
      Rn-222, alpha to Po-218 (3.8235 days).
      Po-218, alpha to Pb-214 (99.98% of the time) or beta to At-218 (0.02% of the time); 3.10 minutes

      From there on, you get a lot of betas mixed in. Still, a pretty nice decay chain, that.

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    71. Re:Laptop? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      and just because a few wannabe greenies (which happen to be too stupid for their own good) are completely ignorant about the facts. I prefer the saying: "Smart enough to be dangerous."
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    72. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's why you start with much more than you'll need in the long run ;) But yes, more realistically, I'd think people would use shorter lifespan batteries.

      Still, I must strongly disagree with the author's pessimism. Offhand, I can already think of a system that wouldn't suffer degradation, something like a dusty fission fragment reactor. Basically, your "fuel" is a nanoscale powder (say, a tritium polyethylene), which is inherently self-ionizing because of the beta emission. You have them in a core with charged walls, so the particles all distribute themselves roughly equidistant from each other. Since the particles are so small, their individual absorption cross-section is small, so they tend to not thermalize the radiation. You can use magnetic fields to collimate the weak beta into beams and decelerate it in a grid to recover almost all of the energy. Everything except for the magnets is little more than a hollow shell, keeping the weight down.

      I haven't done the calculations on what size the device would be, though. That may be a limiting factor in this particular design. Still, I think the article shows a failure of imagination. Just because the current crop isn't up to snuff doesn't mean that all will be.

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    73. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No citation from me, but go to the EPA website, and look up the regulations for allowable power plant mercury emissions. If you figure the bulbs hold 5mG of mercury, you'll find the mercury payback (depending on whether they burn lignous or bituminous coal) is from 7 years to as little as 1.5 years.

      So, yeah, CFBs are a good thing if you have coal-generated electricity.

    74. Re:Laptop? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      In general, yes. However, I fail to come up with a common day-to-day reason to have a Faraday cage meant to keep radiation out near one's groin for hours on end. The post to which I was responding claimed concern in that specific context. I'm guessing the Faraday cage in question is a steel or aluminum computer tower case kept on the floor under a desk.

    75. Re:Laptop? by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1

      It's not significant really. The amount of tritium in this, even concentrated, is pretty low, and would make a really poor weapon... Yes, the quantity is not nearly enough to make an nuclear weapon, but release the tritium gas inside of an dense populated building and harm is done for sure.

      On the order of throwing florescent bulbs at someone to try to poison them with Mercury vapor. It also disperses pretty quickly, so the lasting effect is minimal in the area. It is not that fluorescent light bulbs are worrying me... The mercury-vapour lamps are the one with significant amount of mercury.

      Tritium is available in the environment already; it's a naturally occurring isotope of hydrogen, and it's half life is pretty low (~12 years). ... with natural abundance in traces
    76. Re:Laptop? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      As the other poster indicated beta radiation can certainly penetrate your skin - depending on energy. You are correct that beta radiation consists of electrons.

      For 3H or 14C - it won't make it through your dead skin.

      For 32P it will probably go an inch or two into your body. Same particles - MUCH higher energy. Plexiglas shielding is recommended for this.

    77. Re:Laptop? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      DO NOT MOCK MY FARADAY PANTS!

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    78. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Sigh. Tritium would be extremely difficult to turn into a fission weapon; it's been used to boost other fission reactions into the supercritical state, but by itself? No way. It's a common fuel for FUSION reactions, but that's wildly different.

      The use to which I was referring was to use it as an aerosol, and even that is extremely suspect. You'd have to have a very large quantity (absurdly large), and frankly, it'd be easier to get the same quantity of hydrogen, and just ignite it. More effective too...Unless you managed to get enough HT to smother people, you're probably not going to kill them with radiation, and again, if you have that much, it's more effective to just light it.

      If you were out to radiation poison people, you'd want something that would bind to fat in the body, you'd want something easier to handle than an extremely light gas like HT, and you'd want a more aggressively radioactive isotope. This is hard to handle, hard to obtain, hard to deploy, and not very effective. It'd be a terrible weapon.

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    79. Re:Laptop? by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1

      (it'll have 1 extra proton and be a... Do You know what are You talking about ?
      Tritium is gas, and in no way is similar to water. After say 500 years it will be mostly a deuterium. And it burns like Hydrogen does.
      If tritium container cracks, and catches open flame, there will be a fire ... a lot more violent than Sony(R) Li-Ion laptop battery, and T2O vapour will be all around, emitting nice low energy beta rays, getting into lungs and ripping them apart from inside.
    80. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Apparently I know more than you. Tritium is [3]H; that's Hydrogen-3 in case you don't understand superscript. And, yes, as I've already admitted, it has 2 neutrons, not 1 proton.

      Tritium is commonly found in the environment as HT (Tritium Gas, One hydrogen + one Hydrogen-3) or HTO (Tritium Oxide, One hydrogen + one Hydrogen-3 + 1 Oxygen). HTO is a liquid, just like H2O, with which it shares almost all it's physical properties. HT is a gas, just like H2, with which it shares almost all of it's physical properties.

      At this point, you should be understanding why what you said is, in fact, incorrect. Yes, hydrogen burns in the air, burns quickly, and dissipates. It is in NO WAY as violent a reaction as an exploding lithium battery, pound for pound. When burned it combines with oxygen, producing water.

      The same exact thing happens with HT; it burns, combines, and forms HTO (Not T2O). This may last as a vapor for a while, but even if inhaled, it'll pass through the body in around 10 days, and unless inhaled in a vast quantity, the inhaler probably won't see much damage. Light beta emitters are commonly used in medical imaging.

      Tritium has a half life of about 12 years. After about 500 years there will be (pulls out calculator) 2^-41.6% of the original material left, or about .00000000000003%...Probably not much to worry about.

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    81. Re:Laptop? by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1

      Interesting decay chain indeed.
      Does this means that PU-238 battery will work good a hundred years and kinda die away after some time to burst with power after long time and end melting into lead?

    82. Re:Laptop? by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      You can't go by the simple quantity. WHERE the pollution is released and what concentrations it ends up in are important. A one hundred gram leak dispersed into the atmosphere is better than one gram directly into your bloodstream, for instance.

    83. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhhhhhhh
      Noone needs to know that nuclear lobby is pushing hot new tecnology right on top of Your lap :)

    84. Re:Laptop? by cduffy · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be sure. Even so, 2-4 milligrams from a broken bulb is pretty much a nonissue so long as the room is vented -- the vapors spread out and dilute themselves.

      You might find the snopes article on the subject useful.

    85. Re:Laptop? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Good call AC, I stand corrected, scrubbers, in fact aren't particularly effective at removing mercury. Your post prompted me to look it up. This source indicates that the combination of bag houses, electrostatic precipitators, scrubbers, and catalitic reducers remove ~36% of the mercury contained in coal. That IMHO is an abysmally low number.

    86. Re:Laptop? by BKX · · Score: 1

      This is doubtful when you consider how fluorescent lights work. More likely is that someone will popularize a mercury free replacement like LEDs.

    87. Re:Laptop? by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1
      Good for You.

      It is commonly found as HT in nature in TRACES. That means in some ppm quantities. In laptop battery will be pressurized T2 gas ( am I missing something ) to maximize beta particle emitting.

      I am simply worrying about container damage and leaking. With Li-Ion batteries it is simple, if they are empty, they can not explode. If they are overcharged or overloaded they explode.
      These batterers are always full and hot and can burn if punctured and ignited. And it is the least worrying if they get ignited as soon as they are punctured, nothing violent will occur. But if leaking occurs in confined space, and ignition comes after high concentration of T2 is reached explosion might be dangerous maybe catastrophic in say high altitude flying airliner. And there will be no HTO vapour for sure.
      In TFA nowhere is mentioned quantity of Tritium, battery chemistry ( if any ), type or construction or safety containment system. TFA lacks the data, as much as this technology lacks the showcase.

      Tritium has a half life of about 12 years. After about 500 years there will be (pulls out calculator) 2^-41.6% of the original material left, or about .00000000000003%...Probably not much to worry about. I agree. After 500 years this battery is safe enough to crack open.
    88. Re:Laptop? by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1

      Speaking of fusion... this looks like pseudoscience too... http://jlnlabs.online.fr/cfr/html/cfrdatas.htm
      I was referring to T2O which would be easy to inhale and will stay in body for a long time. That is why I was outraged by the idea of Tritium powered laptop battery.

    89. Re:Laptop? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Tritium has a biological half life of 10 days, which is pretty good. Doesn't really bind to fat, and the mortality numbers aren't off the chart.

      www.ead.anl.gov/pub/doc/tritium.pdf

      Most of what I deal with are heavy metals and pcbs, so the stuff just doesn't scare me that much...I'm pro-nuclear power, so I have a bias in this topic.

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    90. Re:Laptop? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      All these quick-to-burn-out CFs are less than a year old, and none of them were in globes or anything like that. Guess they were a bad lot ...

      > "This post has been brought to you today by CoolWebSearch. It is best viewed with IE."

      Seeing that made me laugh. BTW, the people who were behind cws are actually very nice in person ...

    91. Re:Laptop? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      [X] My electricity doesn't come from coal :-)

    92. Re:Laptop? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Re: parked cars filled with gasoline exploding ... they will if you throw a bunch of propane tanks in there as well. Add some old tires and you're set. Ever seen a junkyard on fire? Once a few cars catch, and the tires start burning and exploding, it gets really interesting ... tires are almost impossible to put out, and they really smoke up the place. I saw one 3 years ago.

    93. Re:Laptop? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      CFLs don't save all that much electricity. To replace 1 100-watt incandescent in my office, I have 5 26-watt CFLs.

      Similarly, in another room, I have a fixture with 2 40-watt incandescents and 5 13-watt CFLs.

      I've tried several brands, and I find that all of them quickly become less than "bright". I suspect that in a lot of cases, people don't notice the gradual dimming. Then again, I can't stand LCDs either - when I have to use someone else's LCD at work, my eyeballs feel like they're being rubbed raw after a half-hour. Even my sister's 21" iMac is a pain to look at long-term ... and yet I can go 12 hours at a stretch with CRTs.

      I guess it takes all kinds :-)

    94. Re:Laptop? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Pb-214 is radioactive. The chain goes a further down than that; I just traced it down until there was beta decay. The stable isotopes of lead are 204, 206, 207 and 208.

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    95. Re:Laptop? by modecx · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that you needed replace a ~1700 lumen bulb with five CFL bulbs, that on their own, each produce similar brightness to that one incandescent bulb for greater than 90% of its service life? Right.

      Is your house in the twilight zone or something? You might want to get the voodoo curse or demons (or whatever) expunged from your house and/or yourself, 'cause that just ain't right.

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    96. Re:Laptop? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Do you want to know why long life batteries are a dangerous weapon. Take a large electric model aircraft, add gps, a really long life battery, and a compressed air storage tank for bacteriological weapons. You now have an intercontinental cruise missile system, to small to be effectively detected by radar and that could effectively target large congregations of people, like sporting events. It would appear that at the moment humanity lacks the maturity to deal with efficient long life power supplies :(.

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    97. Re:Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > beta radiation is completely harmless to humans

      You mean Mr. Litvinenko was an extra-terrestrial alien, who had met the living Elvis Presley at Eta Cariane's International UFO Port, but the major world powers wanted to keep this info suppressed, so he had to die?

    98. Re:Laptop? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      CFL bulbs lie about their rated lumens. The claim that a 26 watt bulb puts out the same as a 100 watt incandescent is bullshit - unless that 100 watt incandescent is a "long-life" that only puts out as much as a normal 40 watt bulb. Also, CFLs deteriorate in their light output pretty quickly, unlike incandescents.

      And those 13 watt CFLs - there is no way in hell they match a 60 watt incandescent.

    99. Re:Laptop? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Wow. That's hilarious. I wish I could mod it.

      Seriously (as seriously as possible, anyway -- imagine I'm keeping a straight face), if you're wearing Faraday pants, you probably aren't concerned about the cage the pants produce. You'd be thankful to have them to keep all the nasty acrylic-cased gamer PCs from messing with your junk.

    100. Re:Laptop? by kingkongjoe · · Score: 1

      It's not the first time the airforce has talked of these batteries. The russian actually got to the testing stage, with their planes and other military units. They were not quite portable, the idea was to try to give energy independance to plane just like submarines. However, plane crashes with very active isotopes, although not a political problem in the USSR, can be an actual health hazard. Weight was also a problem, since the actual place has to take of. The problem is that somebody has to clean those crashes eventually.

    101. Re:Laptop? by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

      I have never seen a modern CFL with a noticeable warm up period.

      Only those big fluorescent tube lamps used in commercial places have a warm up period. I remember that in a school, the lamp took minutes to produce reasonable light. But for household CFLs, I have never seen this.

      Perhaps you are outdated?

    102. Re:Laptop? by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Nope, it wouldn't melt itself. Keep in mind that isotopes with longer half-lives (like U-234) as a general rule emit less radiation, and therefore produce less power. Also keep in mind that the half-life is only the point at which roughly half the material has decayed, it's actually decaying right from the beginning and will realistically never be entirely gone, it will just dwindle to small quantities. After 200 years you'll have only about 25% of your Pu-238 left, but almost all of the other 75% will still be U-234 because it decays so slowly. So your power output will go down in a fairly uniform way for a very long time, because you're pretty much just substituting Pu-238 directly into U-234 (which has such a long half-life compared to the time scale we're talking about it can almost be considered non-radioactive)

      Because the slow-decaying U-234 (and to a lesser extent Th-230) acts like a buffer, only trace amounts of the lower elements in the decay chain will ever be produced at any given time, so while the power output could potentially start slowly rising again after many hundreds or thousands of years, it will almost certainly never again meet or exceed the original power output it was designed for when it was being powered by almost-pure Pu-238.

      If all the U-234 spontaneously transformed into the powerful emitters like Po-218 or Pb-214 then certainly that's going to start releasing a ton of radiation very quickly, and it would probably melt itself. But that can't happen. No matter how radioactive the lower decay chain elements might be, they will never exist in more than tiny quantities because the U-234 creates them so slowly and they decay so quickly.

    103. Re:Laptop? by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Ones I bought 6 months ago have a warm up period.

    104. Re:Laptop? by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, good point. I use CFL's because I believe them to be the lesser evil, I was just mostly agreeing that they are not perfect.

    105. Re:Laptop? by aqk · · Score: 1

      Well, sir -

      I am frequently known to wear a Faraday Hemisphere, made of tinfoil (only the NON-RADIOACTIVE isotopes, of course!), on my head.

      I realize this is not a full Faraday cage; rest assured I am working on the complete sphere.
      The sooner the better. I suspect *they* already have many mind-altering rays penetrating via my eyes, nose and mouth!

      And from below also! Have you ever considered those damn neutrino rays the Chinese are now aiming directly at us?
      We cannot be too careful!

    106. Re:Laptop? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      The Chinese Menace! I fret daily -- hourly -- over the malicious machinations of The Horde. And yet these neutrino rays are a fresh threat, against which Science assures us mere Faraday Pants are inadequate. I propose to you a joint effort, by which we shall advance the state of the art in the extreme defense of personal integrity -- this, by developing Chlorine Socks. Possibly these will have to be electrified; much work yet remains.

      P.S. Is your Hemisphere available in a jaunty bowler style?

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  3. Somehow by Don853 · · Score: 1

    I was able to tell this before reading the article.

    1. Re:Somehow by plover · · Score: 1

      For me, it started when Zonk invoked "Goodwin's Law".

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    2. Re:Somehow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the points in the rebuttal are good ones, some are not.
      For instance, the power density problem is off the mark. 25 watts seems pretty good for a laptop, so while carrying around 1 kilo of battery is a chore, it beats having to charge every few hours.
      Yes, modern laptops consume somewhat more than 25 watts at their peak, but having some capacitive buffer should allow for 100W peaks while averaging about 25 watts.
      Let's imagine the following device in five years:
      Battery with a 35% efficiency (today is 25% so it dowsn't sound far fetched) and 50% better density than today's. That's pretty conservative, and would yeld a battery with a 52 watt per kilo capacity. Put a half kilo radioactive battery coupled with a 10WH capacitor and you can have 25 watt sustained power with 200W peaks. That doesn't sound bad for certain devices such as rural laptops (beats a crank by a wide margin) and travel units. Won't replace all batteries for all systems, but sounds pretty reasonable to me.
      Now, the dangers of ingesting part of thebatteries in case of accident, the travel limitations and the thermal issues might prevent it from happening, but the capacity shouldn't be a big issue.

  4. Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by alexj33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. LaForge: We're trapped by the aliens!

    Wesley Crusher: Wait! We only need to realize that the sort of atomic structures that generate power when bombarded with high energy electrons are the sort that tend to fall apart when bombarded with high energy electrons.

    Mr. LaForge: That.... could.... destabilize the aliens death ray....!

    Wesley: Yeah, just like in the academy.

    Picard: Make it so.

    1. Re:Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      But where does reversing the polarity of the electron beam come in?

    2. Re:Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by andphi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Several hundred times a second.

    3. Re:Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by ColdGrits · · Score: 2, Funny

      "But where does reversing the polarity of the electron beam come in?"

      It doesn't.

      However, the 3rd Doctor was oft fond of "reversing the polarity of the neutron flow".

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    4. Re:Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      Geesh... any good Feringi would know that!

      1.) Quote Star Trek Episode
      2.) Reverse Polarity of Electron Beam
      3.) ???
      4.) Profit!

      Isn't that one of the Laws of Acquisition?

      Bill

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    5. Re:Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by LakeSolon · · Score: 1

      Hmm...

      Wesley Crusher

      *waits*

      Wesley Crusher

      *looks around*

      Odd, CleverNickName's radar must be offline.

    7. Re:Sounds like a Star Trek Episode by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Odd, CleverNickName's radar must be offline.

      Write out one hundred times:

      'Wesley Crusher is not Kibo'.

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  5. Target market by omgamibig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It might be too dangerous for the masses, but that sure doesn't scare the military. So what's the problem again?

    1. Re:Target market by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Even the most efficient nuclear sub won't run for anywhere near 30 years.

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    2. Re:Target market by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      That it doesn't work.

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  6. Ok. by AltGrendel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...while it's also true that a modest amount of shielding will keep the radioactivity within the the battery the while, there's the small problem that if you break the battery during its life the nasties come out."

    That's generally true anyway.

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  7. Up with Tritium! by lindseyp · · Score: 1

    Well up until this point a battery had the potential to give you mere burns on your lap. Now it can help you with family planning! ... on a more serious note. Tritium is not a particularly dangerous thing to have leak. It finds the shortest route up and out of harms way anyway.

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    1. Re:Up with Tritium! by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      You forgot one thing - hydrogen does not only form water. It is also part of your DNA and other parts of cells. The dangerous part depends on where the tritium ends up, your urine or somewhere more vital. If in water, the "half-life" of tritium is about 14 days when in your body (ie. half leaves in 14 days). If in fats, well, years? more? Until tritium breaks down and screws up your fat cells?

      Finally, tritium is not really a naturally occurring element because it is unstable and because it has such a low half-life. Short half-life elements are also referred to as "hot" elements. For example, Uranium or Plutonium is not hot. Tritium and Iodine-128 are.

      In summary, tritium is not really safe for batteries. And no, Strontium is MUCH worse (Strontium-90 tends to gets accumulated in bone, like Calcium and has a nice 27 year half-life, so not good at all)

      Tritium is only good for future fusion reactions. For other applications, there are safer materials to be used. More inconvenient, yes, but safer.

      PS. I'm starting to think that Slashdot crowd treats hazardous materials like Tritium as people in 1800s treated mercury. Tritium is dangerous. It is safer to have your laptop powered by some cyanide cocktail. Beta radiation is dangerous - just because it doesn't penetrate skin doesn't mean it doesn't wrecks havoc if you ingest it - and you will if it is in any products. Alphas are even more dangerous. Gamma radiation is least dangerous to organic tissue. Remember, it is not when it is on the outside, but inside of you where the damage happens.

    2. Re:Up with Tritium! by freyyr890 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget thermonuclear weapons.

  8. Cons and wishful thinking by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anytime anyone promises a leap in technology with an order of magnitude of improvement, it's almost always BS. Think about it, the only two possible exceptions to this in the whole of the 20th century were the atomic/hydrogen bombs and possibly the internet. Con men always give themselves away by promising too much (You're not only going to make a profit by giving your money to me, you're going to make a 10000% return!).

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    1. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by isa-kuruption · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only the atomic bomb and the Internet? Wow, your history is really limited. The internet would have never come to be if it wasn't for this thing called the transistor. In fact, the transistor is probably the biggest invention in the 20th century changing everything about everything. Even other inventions before the invention of the transistor were significantly changed with the transistor, e.g. flight (lead to space flight), mass production (lead to automated, robot-based assembly lines), automobiles (computerized engine management systems, airbag systems)... and I can keep going.

    2. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't exaggerate. Plenty of technologies were working fine with tubes. The most significant thing was electrification.

    3. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I have to disagree on the internet point. The 'net' evolved from a variety of systems already in place over a couple of decades on the short side. I would say that a better second choice for a leap in technology would be the transistor.

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    4. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Think about it, the only two possible exceptions to this in the whole of the 20th century were the atomic/hydrogen bombs and possibly the internet.

      Transistors, assembly lines, and discovery of Chomsky's hierarchy are a few order-of-magnitude type improvements that come to mind.

      Of course, there's also the obvious one: computers. Obviously they've had order of magnitude improvements every eighteen months.

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    5. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but most of this stuff you're talking about were fairly incremental improvements on existing technology, not "order of magnitude" sudden leaps forward. The transistor was a big improvement, but it was an incremental phase between tubes and IC chips. Now, if someone had invented the IC chip in the 40's and if consumer electronics had jumped from tubes to chips within just a few years following that invention, THAT would qualify.

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    6. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mass production (lead to automated, robot-based assembly lines), automobiles (computerized engine management systems, airbag systems)... and I can keep going.

      Can you? I always end up researching "Future Technology 1", "Future Technology 2" and so on :-(

    7. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      What do you think are in IC chips?

    8. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Of course, there's also the obvious one: computers. Obviously they've had order of magnitude improvements every eighteen months.

      No, they haven't. Computers don't leap from 1Mhz speeds to 100 Ghz speeds in 18 months. And sure they don't leap from 4-hour battery capacities to 30-year battery capacities in just a few years. The computer I used in 1994 ran at 25 Mhz speed and had 8MB of RAM. Thirteen years later, I have a 4Ghz system running with 2GB of RAM. A huge improvement, for sure, but hardly a revolutionary leap forward. And even THAT took 13 years.

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    9. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by jguthrie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, plenty of technologies worked fine with tubes. Heck, the first proximity fuzes were built with tubes that could be shot out of a cannon, and nuvistors were tubes that were about the size of discrete transistors. However Transistors led to integrated circuits which, along with the printed circuit board, completely revolutionized how electronics is done, and that is not an exaggeration.

    10. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by ebingo · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the Internet!

    11. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      think again, those number have nothing to do with the ability of a computer to do work. If you want to talk about executing x86 instructions, your 1994 computer was doing about 27 million of them a second, your 4GHz pentium might be doing 21,000 million a second.

    12. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

      Unless he meant overall Internet traffic, overall Internet content, overall complexity and quality of web sites/applications, overall number/complexity of cyber attacks, etc.

      In many ways the Internet has increased by many orders of magnitude. The IP protocol itself may not have massively changed, but size, scope, data, throughput... pretty much everything about the network itself has increased by an order of magnitude.

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    13. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      It took ONLY 13 years. But computers have consistently been improving by factor of 2 every about 2 years and you get used to it. By a factor of two IS "order of magnitude" but with base of two, not 10 or more. But indeed it isn't revolutionary.

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    14. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't exaggerate. Plenty of technologies were working fine with tubes. The most significant thing was electrification.

      Well it wasn't great at the start, but then we hooked the tubes up in series.

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    15. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Smoke, sometimes quite a surprising amount of smoke!

    16. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. I would argue that transistors (or more specifically solid state diodes) were the huge leap and that ICs were the incremental improvement. Compare the 100-10000x multiplier in size, current, voltage and lifetime achieved by going from tubes to transistors to Moore's law (virtually the definition of incremental improvement). Also realize that some specialized vacuum tubes included multiple components prewired and integrated in a single tube.

      Magenetic tape and plastic have also had an impact on my life. I might give a nod to the Hall-Heroult process and the ISO shipping container as other disruptive technologies (the 1st made the modern beer can possible, the 2nd is literally transforming the industrial landscape).

    17. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Regarding big advances, it's no point being too advanced - go look up Douglas Engelbart.

      Transitors were definitely important.

      I think synthetic polymers were a great invention too. "Plastics" :).

      Which brings us to one of the most important things of the 20th century - oil and lots of it.

      BTW airconditioning is also pretty important to me since I live in a tropical climate (hot and humid). No airconditioning = very little work gets done in an entire skyscraper (and it's shutdown the servers time). It's not so simple to say "stick to using fans and spread the city out more...".

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    18. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      I agree that the internet is a far more complex place than it was almost 15 years ago when I first connected but content is not technology. The resources devoted to global networking have increased exponentially but despite increases in speed and volume, the technology remains fundamentally the same.

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    19. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by HeavyDevelopment · · Score: 1

      (You're not only going to make a profit by giving your money to me, you're going to make a 10000% return!). Sounds like Skype's business plan.
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    20. Re:Cons and wishful thinking by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1

      High power transmitter technology still relays on tubes.
      This one http://home.comcast.net/~nwilson343/tubes/8974.html is 2 MW output power.

  9. ...um.... by i_b_don · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know about you ... but for ANYTHING radioactive that I'm going to be sticking on my lap I want more than a "modest" amount of shielding thank you very much.

    don

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    1. Re:...um.... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Pretty much anything you might stick on your lap is radioactive.

      Good thing that not much of it is dangerously radioactive though.

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    2. Re:...um.... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Finally... a market niche is opening up for my range of tinfoil underwear!

  10. Duh! by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    Crap, if there were such a thing as a 30 year battery, eletric cars would be no problem along with a lot of other applications that are more important than a notebook, though I would worry about the amount of energy in my lap.

    Also, if it had a 30 year charge already built in, I would have to wonder what they would have sold it for?!

    1. Re:Duh! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Not quite true. There are 30-year batteries, and have been for a long time. Both betavoltaic and radioisotope thermoelectric generators fit this description. The problem is that, while they might produce a lot of energy, they don't generate much power. A small betavoltaic cell is going to give a power output on the order of milliwatts. RTGs tend to be higher power than betavoltaics, but since they use isotopes that decay more energetically they need a lot more shielding, which increases their size and weight. A few Soviet lighthouses were built with RTGs. They are great for applications where you don't want to have to supply them with fuel for a long time, but if you want a decent amount of power you need a lot of shielding, or not to put humans too near them. Betavoltaics are a lot safer, since pretty much anything stops beta radiation, but the higher-power beta sources also emit a lot of gamma radiation, which is a lot more of a problem. Now, if you could tune a photovoltaic cell to the wavelength of the gamma ray, you might have a good system, but since this was proposed in the '50s and no one has managed to get a working version that blocks enough of the gamma rays to be useful, I'm not holding my breath.

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    2. Re:Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A car is actually a rather poor application. This type of battery produces its rated power 24/7--use it or lose it.
      By contrast, the power needs for a car are extremely irregular and bursty (a typical north american sedan needs 130HP to get off the sales lot. For the rest of it's life it needs 0HP 90% of the time, 1-5HP 9.8% of the time and 50HP 0.2% of the time...disclaimer: all quoted figures pulled from my ass and assume a competent driver).

      The power density is also quite low. According to my cocktail napkin, a battery the size of a paperback (but quite a bit heavier...let's guess 2lb) might generate 1/4W. Stack 300 of those together and you've got a pile 20' tall and 600lbs producing about 1HP. If we optimistically assume them to be about $100 ea, that stack is worth $30,000. If you add enough regular batteries or supercaps and only use it for commuting, you might be able to get away with just 1 stack(*). However, if you look at the distribution above, it becomes pretty apparent that the motor would be drawing virtually all of its power from the "regular" power system at which point you might want to just leave your 600 lb generator stack at home most days (with the advantage that, once your car is topped up, it can switch over to powering the house). Once you are doing that, you have to ask if whatever is powering your house isn't cheaper.

      (*) for long haul applications, you would probably need 5 stacks in addition to the "regular" battery/cap system: figure $150,000, 3000lb and, banker's boxes and a "granny gear" for climbing any sort of hill.

  11. Hold the phone... by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did an editor ACTUALLY CHECK on the facts of a story before posting?

    Cue the porcine aviators...

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    1. Re:Hold the phone... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      I thought I was the only one who noticed. Huzzah for actual editing!

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    2. Re:Hold the phone... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a tenth anniversary thing. The editors are showing is what Slashdot might have been. Tomorrow they'll post a story that is still recent enough to count as news. Next week it will be back to normal.

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  12. Use the heat by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    That means a 25 watt battery will get plenty warm.
    Very useful in cold weather. I imagine several of the climbers who died on Everest wouldn't have if they had one of these with them.

    Anyway, I don't think civilians will ever see these, but the military will find uses.
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    1. Re:Use the heat by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      They'd have needed a lot more than "one of these". 25 watts of heat (75 BTU) at -50 in a 50mph wind? Pack thousands of them, and use them to block the wind or build a shelter, maybe ...

    2. Re:Use the heat by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Actually I think most of the deaths on everest are related to falls and embolism, not hypothermia.

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    3. Re:Use the heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they could've also checked facebook!

  13. The Einstein rule by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Anytime you see a reference to Einstein, or the e=mc^2 equation, there's a good chance that the exciting new technology is bunk.

    . The reason the battery lasts so long is that neutron beta-decay into protons is the world's most concentrated source of electricity, truly demonstrating Einstein's theory E=MC2. Can we formalize this rule? It could be as important as Godwin's for understanding internet discourse.
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    1. Re:The Einstein rule by _14k4 · · Score: 1

      As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a solution to the energy issues of the world, involving e=mc^2 or Einstein, approaches one.

      Unless, however, the author expounds on the solution with maximal use of LaTeX.

    2. Re:The Einstein rule by fredrikj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, let's call it lawpoop's law. That sounds really good.

    3. Re:The Einstein rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      How about

      "Any purported science material on the Internet that makes reference to e=mc^2 is actually marketing material, and should be treated as such (i.e. a filthy lie that only a drooling imbecile would take seriously)".
    4. Re:The Einstein rule by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      So, according to the article (which I didn't read, naturally), if the amount of energy available from the battery decreases over time AND we can ensure the battery pack has a constant mass, as the battery ages, the square of the speed of light will DECREASE and so the battery will travel through time at a slower rate than the user.

      Conversely, as we charge the battery it will shoot forwards in time.

      Something's bound to assplode!

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    5. Re:The Einstein rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anytime you see a reference to Einstein, or the e=mc^2 equation, there's a good chance that the exciting new technology is bunk. Can we formalize this rule? It could be as important as Godwin's for understanding internet discourse

      Only at slashdot and the other 3 real nerd sites. Well, I guess the 100,000 faux nerd sites could use it, too.

      -mcgrew

    6. Re:The Einstein rule by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would say more generally, that any time someone references that equation, there's something wrong with the claim/argument they're making.

      Of course, it's not really true. Every once in a blue moon, it makes sense to actually cite that "E=mc^2". But it's so rare that the equation is actually applicable, and even when it is the equation itself is so rarely helpful. I mean, ok, you're talking about a nuclear reaction, but do we actually need to know the ratio of energy to mass? Are we going to be doing calculations here?

      Most of the time I've seen or heard someone reference the equation, it seems to be in the hopes of confusing and impressing people. It's one of the most famous physics equations in pop culture, but most people don't even know what it means, let alone how it was derived or when to use it.

    7. Re:The Einstein rule by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Generally these claims are also mixed in with the usual conspiracy rant, "My discovery is dismissed by the academic elites in their ivory towers who are too stuck in the ways of conventional science to accept my radical breakthrough! They conspire to keep me out of their big money journals. I'd be happy to demonstrate it to a group of my friends in a dark room, cameras interfere with my device."

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    8. Re:The Einstein rule by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      You and your laws. You're like a Nazi traveling at the speed of light.

    9. Re:The Einstein rule by Poorcku · · Score: 1

      you bastard, you owe me a new lapto!ÜE*134q-

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    10. Re:The Einstein rule by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Godwin's law doesn't say anything about the quality or accuracy of anything, so your proposed law wouldn't be comparable. Also, I think that referencing E=mc^2 when discussing the conversion of matter into energy isn't just appropriate, but should be standard procedure.

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    11. Re:The Einstein rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godwin's Law is a very effective propaganda tool designed to defuse close examination of the lessons of history.

  14. What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by ahfoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That in sending radioactive products into the marketplace you could assume consumers would then take responsibility to make sure the products were disposed of properly.
            That part was what really disgusted me when I saw that story yesterday. If the serious plastic waste problems in the oceans don't provide ample evidence that you can't control where products end up then there are hundreds of other examples including groundwater contamination in countries across the globe from selenium and other fun stuff that are essential in consumer electronics yet toxic when dispersed into the environment at the end of their useful lives which tend to be numbered in months rather than years with defective by design components like capacitors that have shelf lives like groceries.
            I googled it a bit and I read that the half life in these things was like twelve hundred years. Maybe I was missing the dot in there and it was only twelve years but even so that's far longer than the life of a consumer electronics device.

    1. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      tritium isn't that bad really, sure people mention the radioactivity bogyman but it is a pretty weak beta emmitter and being such a common element organisms don't tend to concentrate it.

      i'd imagine a lot of the chemicals that end up in consumer products while not radioactive are considerablly more dangerous to living things.

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    2. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Informative

      I googled it a bit and I read that the half life in these things was like twelve hundred years.
      12.5 years not 1200. this isn't an unreasonable number when you consider people can use the battery long after the device it was originally in is in the local city dump. especially if there is a bit of a cost to them, which there likely is. if they do throw it away, the radiation will decrease by nearly 300 fold in less than 100 years. we can make containers good enough to survive at least that long in a dump and certainly in the military where it's likely to be used more. a solution might be to imbed a beta-emitter isotope in a polymer that acts to absorb the beta radiation, no radiation release, relatively cheap and still allows the device to function. contains the ratioactive isotope for decades and keeps idiots from releasing radiation into the environment.
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    3. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by Verte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the other hand, the Lithium in your current battery will remain deadly forever.

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    4. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Think of it - Americium-241 (the radiation source in smoke detectors) has a half-life of 432.7 years. It gets tossed into the land fill after just a few years.

    5. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by cmdrpaddy · · Score: 1

      Standard fire alarms contain radioactive material as far as I can remember and they aren't that big a enviromental hazard. I suspect because people put them up and never take them down, especially when they're broken. Nothing like the feeling safe.

    6. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Granted that tritium isn't particularly bad, but things in dumps tend to get ground up and sometimes burned. Gasseous tritium will float away and not be too much of a problem, but tritium (in place of normal hydrogen) made into compounds will stay with the compound, at least until it decays. Thus, it's important that the materials or the containers be reasonably protected for a few decades.

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    7. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The half life of tritium, used in most betavoltaics, is around 9 years, not 1,200. Not sure where you got that figure from (I didn't Google, I looked it up in a book). If you have a problem with tritium being put in consumer products, I suggest you start complaining about glowing key fobs, which have used tritium for a while, or about smoke detectors.

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    8. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Put a 10 cent rebate on it, you won't see a single one lying around.

    9. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by aproposofwhat · · Score: 2, Funny
      My Lithium's not deadly - it's all that keeps my bipolarity at bay, you insensitive clod!

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    10. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! The problem here is that many people are just analyzing the danger of tritium, rather than comparing it to our current materials. Unless we are planning to not use batteries in the coming years, then the only question is whether a tritium-based battery is more or less harmful to the environment than our current battery designs (lithium, etc.).

      I think a properly designed tritium battery could actually be considerably safer for the environment, in the long-term, than current battery designs.

    11. Re:What pissed me off on that was this assumption: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Good point guy! That explains why there are no plastic bottle fragments killing millions of birds and sea creatures across the globe. The rebate idea is infalliable and we owe it all to the quick thinking of geniuses like you. Thanks for the brilliant input. I'm sure your penetrating logic will be just as perfect when we move to wide scale releases of radioactive materials in consumer goods.
            Thanks for putting us all at ease with your insightful wisdom.

  15. It's still safer than.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's still safer than putting a macbook pro on your genitals ;)

  16. Obligatory response: I, for one, by Veetox · · Score: 1

    welcome our new, nasty overlords...

  17. Just Remember Tritium is Water Soluable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to take a shower/bath if your power pack leaks. :)

  18. Safety? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 0

    There have been so many reports of exploding/leaking/igniting laptop batteries that it makes me wonder how dangerous these could be. I sure wouldn't want a battery that leaks radioactive material in my lap.

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    1. Re:Safety? by man_ls · · Score: 1

      The failure mode, "vent with flame" that you're describing, happens because the material (Lithium) contains a huge amount of stored energy that can be released in a very short time if the case is compromised -- resulting in a high power release. Lithium is unbelievably reactive.

      Radioactive water, or really most radioactive compounds, are much less reactive and thus while they may be able to deliver a decent amount of energy on a constant basis, if they vent up they'd not release a lot of power.

  19. Back in my day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was young, before the first war, we didn't have them fancy grammar checkers or spelling checkers. When we had a paper due for our teacher, we had to look up the ASCII codes manually (most of us memorized like our multiplication tables) while punching holes in cards to feed into our mechanical computer. The grammar and spelling checker was YOU! We didn't have batteries. We had to power our computers by connecting them to mills near powerful dams. And we liked it! Then we had to manually ink our ribbon before printing. And when we went to school, we often lost our papers because it was so cold. And the roads were uphill both ways!

    Get off my lawn!

    *shakes cane*

    1. Re:Back in my day... by RockoTDF · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, and don't forget you didn't have water either. You had to take the hydrogen, and the oxygen, and mash 'em together! AND YOU WERE GRATEFUL FOR IT!

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    2. Re:Back in my day... by LordVader717 · · Score: 1, Funny

      The grammar and spelling checker was YOU!
      In Soviet Russia, documents spell-check and grammar-check YOU!
    3. Re:Back in my day... by pwilli · · Score: 1

      How the hell did that post get modded "Insightful"? That makes it somehow more funny than it already was :)

    4. Re:Back in my day... by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pfft. Infant! In MY day we didn't even have days yet. We had to wait for nucleosynthesis and super-novae so we had Oxygen to begin with, and we were *GRATEFUL*.

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    5. Re:Back in my day... by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      OXYGEN? Lucky. Back in MY day there was simply nothing, and after a while it blew up.

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    6. Re:Back in my day... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Bah. Clay tablets and abaci, now that's hardware.
      But those storage slaves... awfully slow and they dropped and broke bits left and right. We invented ECC and caching to fix that.

    7. Re:Back in my day... by kennygraham · · Score: 1

      Nothing? Bah! Back in my day, we welcomed the sweet sweet death of the impending big crunch!

    8. Re:Back in my day... by comradeeroid · · Score: 1

      OXYGEN? Lucky. Back in MY day there was simply nothing, and after a while it blew up.

      Yeah, it blew up. Because you damned kids just wouldn't stop fiddling with it. Back in my day we respected nothing.

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  20. 30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by danlock4 · · Score: 1

    Since when has a laptop (or computer of any type) *needed* 30 years of power?

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    1. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by Hanners1979 · · Score: 1

      They have to allow for the probable boot time of the successor to Windows Vista.

    2. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      I was, of course, referring to personal computers and computers capable of being replaced. :-)

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    3. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      since I decided to stream a small sample of my porn collection to the interweb.

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    4. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interesting question: How much battery life does a laptop need?

      The obvious answer is the lifetime of the laptop. For me, that would be about three-four years. A lot less than thirty. Even that is a bit long though. I may use a laptop for three years, but I don't use it away from mains power for three years. Most days, I sleep somewhere with mains power so I could easily charge it overnight. If I sleep 8 hours a day, then 16 hours of battery life would be enough. This doesn't count travelling, however. If I am travelling, I may go for a few days between charges. Two days of the laptop being on all of the time I am awake would be 32 hours, which is less than an order of magnitude more than I get already. As long as it's a battery that can be charged easily, a 32 hour battery would see most of my power needs quite nicely.

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    5. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by zsouthboy · · Score: 1

      You are completely correct.

      I would, however, love a "magic" laptop that simply runs for its entire life. No charging.

      That would be QUITE useful.

      But I'll take the 32-hour battery, like you said.

    6. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      nucular battery isn't rechargeable though. not without going out and buying some more fuel for it. It'd be great if my laptop had a lithium or other chemical battery that could power it for say 40 hours without a recharge, but I am not going to go down to my local store and buy some polonium or tritium or some other radioactive isotope to recharge the battery.

      In that case, the battery needs to last the service life of the laptop. Need to find a happy medium... somebody out there is still using a 10-year old laptop, but you don't need to worry about them. 5 years is probably a reasonable medium, maybe 3 or 4 years. but any less, and you'd start cutting off too many people.

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    7. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you heard of interchangeable parts? When your computer becomes obsolete or breaks, maybe you could put this (imaginary) 30-year battery into a new computer, or a Teddy Ruxpin, or whatever you like. It would be nice to have, anyway.

    8. Re:30-year-battery unrealistic for another reason by RAID10 · · Score: 1

      Since when has a laptop (or computer of any type) *needed* 30 years of power? If it was cheap, I'm sure people would find ways to use those batteries
      but since you have to pay for the energy one way or another, I'd really prefer a 5-year-battery.
  21. not the only nuclear battery by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the article is correct that radiation destroys semiconductor efficiency although not all "nuclear battery" designs involve semiconductors. space probes sometimes use a chunk of radioactive material that has shielding around it while the energy released is in the form of heat. this heat [temperature gradient] is harnessed by a thermoelectric materal- basically it consists of several layers of different metals that produce a voltage potential in response to a temperature gradient. the advantage in this is that you can use metal as shielding and not relatively fragile semiconductor material. although you need a radioisotope that can generate enough heat from decay to be useful- tritium's half-life is about 12 years so it might qualify, although a better solution might be a solid unless they use T2O, ditritium monoxide, which is "superheavy water"

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    1. Re:not the only nuclear battery by nine-times · · Score: 1

      this heat [temperature gradient] is harnessed by a thermoelectric materal- basically it consists of several layers of different metals that produce a voltage potential in response to a temperature gradient

      Why can't this be used to power laptops? I bet my Macbook Pro generates enough heat to power a small city.

    2. Re:not the only nuclear battery by zsouthboy · · Score: 1

      It would make your Macbook hotter, bulkier, more expensive, and way less reliable to try to recover the TINY amount of electricity that you can recover from a heat source like a CPU.

      That's why.

    3. Re:not the only nuclear battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless they use T2O, ditritium monoxide, which is "superheavy water" I suspect that T2O would probably be the worst way to distribute tritium. Water (and of course superheavy water) is ingested easily, is absorbed by the skin if spilled and must be soaked up or otherwise removed manually. Gaseous tritium on the other hand dissipates rapidly when leaked, and just opening a window will allow it to quickly rise and move out of harm's way.
  22. Think about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who would want a 30 year old lap top?

    1. Re:Think about it... by everphilski · · Score: 1

      a 40 year old virgin (laptop collector)?

    2. Re:Think about it... by bareman · · Score: 1

      What year will pre-Vista laptops be 30 years old?

    3. Re:Think about it... by garompeta · · Score: 1

      ...the government?

  23. Voyager satellites by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Those two have now been going for more than 30 years, but I don't want to put their batteries on my lap, or get millions of them in land fills around the world, leaching into the ground water.

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    1. Re:Voyager satellites by LOGINS+SUC · · Score: 1
      Exactly the comment I was going to make. But in addition to the batteries aka small nuke generators, those satellites, loaded with semiconductors, are CONSTANTLY BOMBARDED by solar and cosmic radiation, yet miraculously they still work... Must be black magic. On another note, the original article was the viability of the battery/generator itself, NOT how stupid user would take care of it or dispose of it. I wish the comments would stay on topic, the first bullet from the

      Important Stuff when posting a comments.
    2. Re:Voyager satellites by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I would think that environmental problems of the batteries are trivial compared to when one of them comes back loking for its creator.

      Oh, and it's not a "satellite", fer chrissake.

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  24. Sub != Laptop by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

    The power demands are wildly different between a fricking SUB and a fricking LAPTOP. The power generation is also far different; subs have active fission piles, they're literally mobile nuke reactors.

    Atomic batteries, on the other hand, are just storage for existing nuclear material. They generate electricity as part of the radioactive decay process, either by using the heat generated by the decay, or by harvesting the incident energy of the decay process.

    Types of radioisotope batteries (like RTG's) have been used in the space program forever.

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    1. Re:Sub != Laptop by jimbojw · · Score: 1

      The power demands are wildly different between a fricking SUB and a fricking LAPTOP.
      You know, you should at least try playing Bioshock before making such outlandish claims.
    2. Re:Sub != Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way off topic, but current sub reactors do not have to be refueled during the life of the sub = about 30 years or so.

  25. Where's the original press release? by dtolman · · Score: 1

    The article (two links in) is so vague, it could be talking about anything. I suspect it could be some sort of work on a smaller, more efficient RTG, but who could tell beyond all the baseless day dreams?

    1. Re:Where's the original press release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. 10X improvement by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Airplanes. Data transmission rates and electronics in general. Gold when compared to the dollar. Sensitivity of photographic film. All improved by at least 10X during the 20th century.

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    1. Re:10X improvement by Wain13001 · · Score: 1

      But did this 10x improvement happen with one invention or alteration of the technology?

      I think that was OP's point...not that things don't improve by magnitudes over time, but that they don't tend to suddenly, out of the blue have spontaneous breakthroughs that create massive improvements all at once.

    2. Re:10X improvement by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference between the airplane evolving over the course of a half-century and someone promising to take battery capacity from a few hours to 30 years in a matter of just a few years. Technology moves forward, but it almost never does it in "order of magnitude" leaps over very short periods of time.

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    3. Re:10X improvement by Nosklo · · Score: 1

      Technology moves forward, but it almost never does it in "order of magnitude" leaps over very short periods of time. Yeah, everyone know that Moore's Law exponential growth is bullshit.
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    4. Re:10X improvement by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Even if you accepted that battery life would double every year (and it never really has in the past) and you started out with a modern 3-hour laptop battery, you would still only have a 96-hour battery after five years. That's a pretty long way from a 30-year battery.

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  27. Radiological terrorism made easy... by gweihir · · Score: 0

    Face it, thereis no way to encapsulate high-powerd radiological substances so nobody can get at them. But if people can get at them, the same stuff that lets it produce energy also will kill humans when finely distributed into air, water or the like. For this reason, no such battery will ever be available on the open market.

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    1. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      Any power source capable of being put in a laptop and powering it for 30 years would have numerous uses beyond laptops. Think automobiles. Compare to R. A. Heinlein's "shipstones". If the price were acceptable, there would be tremendous economic pressure to make it practical and widespread.

      From a danger standpoint, anything with an energy density that high is risky. Car fires are bad now, imagine what they would be like if available energy were 1000 times greater. (On the other hand, unaccelerated nuclear decay limits the power available, so the primary risk from something like tritium decay is the release of radioactives, not the explosive power.)

      Forty years ago photo stores sold a gadget containing a strip of radioactive polonium, used for discharging the static electricity that held dust particles on film. To me, this suggests that the risk of radioactives in consumer products is manageable.

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    2. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Face it, thereis no way to encapsulate high-powerd radiological substances so nobody can get at them. But if people can get at them, the same stuff that lets it produce energy also will kill humans when finely distributed into air, water or the like. For this reason, no such battery will ever be available on the open market.


      Tritium is chemically indistinguishable from the hydrogen in water. Now because water molecules exchange hydrogen atoms all the time a sample of tritium in water will be rapidly diluted to harmless concentrations. Similarly, if you happen to ingest or drink some of it, the cure is literarely to go down to the pub and have a number of pints, as that will drive a lot of water through your system, taking the tritium with it.

      Really, we encounter more dangerous substances every day. If someone wanted to poison the water, pouring dissolved lead from an old car battery into it would cause much greater problems. The irrational fear of radiation is a bit similar to the retarded safety routines at your local airport. Nail scissors with 1cm blunt blades are prohibited, but there is nothing wrong with buying 3 glass bottles of highly flamable vodka, cigarette lighters, and a number of napkins at the tax free. Heck, my local airport even sells hair-spray which uses propane and butane as propelants.

      You have similar irrational behavior when it comes to anything with even a remote chance of causing cancer. Latest one over in Europe was concerns about Titanium dioxide particles in sun-block. Following a headline some people stopped using sun-block, thus exposing themself to the sun's UV rays... and don't get me started on how the signal strength of cellphones would be reduced if the antennae were closer together...

      Oh well... .
    3. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Face it, thereis no way to encapsulate high-powerd radiological substances so nobody can get at them

      Ecapsulation doesn't work very well anyway - paticularly in some form of glass (the glass structure not specificly silicon dioxide). Incorporation such as Synrock seems to work well so far however the real world solution applied is to shove the stuff in drums and get minimum wage guys to move it about and stack it up until you've got enough of it to form a radioactive pile in a waterlogged room in Yucca Mountain. Very little effort has really been put into managing waste and that will continue until there is a major accident - and even then some idiots will point out the unrelated fact but correct that coal miners die in accidents or worse thing happen at sea or whatever distraction they can think of.

    4. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Face it, thereis no way to encapsulate high-powerd radiological substances so nobody can get at them. Indeed. Which is why you encapsulate the lowest of the low-powered ones, like tritium. Like in this battery. Welcome to paying attention.
    5. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by man_ls · · Score: 1

      I had a Tritium glow ring that I carried on my keychain.

      My first college's nuclear physics club had a table where they had a number of "common household items" including glowing watches, Uranium-Orange painted ceramic plates, and smoke detectors and a Geiger counter.

      My Glow Ring made their meter spike up to about its midpoint, the previously most radioactive thing, a 1950s Uranium Oxide Orange ceramic plate, only came half-way up to the first dash.

      I got rid of the Glow Ring shortly thereafter, since I didn't trust its shielding. (Of course, it had been carried for about 2 years with my keys on a belt loop, so what's done is done...) Was it an actual problem, or was I just being paranoid?

    6. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Tritium is pretty high-powered. Why do you think it decays so fast?

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    7. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Half-life has little bearing on this. While it is true that a shorter half-life means larger energy output for the same mass, all that affects is that you need less of the substance to get the same evergy.

      What is relevant is that it emits 18 keV betas, which is some of the lowest of any substance, and which also means its penetrating power is nearly non-existent. CRTs accelerate electrons to 18 keV, too.

    8. Re:Radiological terrorism made easy... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Either that's not true, or that key ring was contaminated by something much nastier. Even if it had been putting out large amounts of radiation, the meter would most likely have been unable to detect it, due to the low energy of the beta particles emitted by tritium. They wouldn't be able to penetrate the outer shell of the detector.

  28. Note to self: by MeditationSensation · · Score: 1

    If I want to perpetrate a scientific fraud, I need to make it not sound *too good* to be true, but still sound pretty good.

  29. Someone always says it can't be done.... by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

    They also said no one could fly, that flight was just wishful thinking, and I'm sure they had a million "scientific" reasons for it. I think someone in 1900 would have thought it scientifically impossible to have mobile devices that emulated telephones that allowed us to talk to someone while driving our cars.

    I guess my point is, unless we strive for the great achievements, then then we will be limited to minor improvements. Some of the most useful things came from "thinking big".. such as the Microwave. Maybe we'll never get a 30 year battery, but who knows what will come out of it's research, not just related to batteries.

    1. Re:Someone always says it can't be done.... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      They also said no one could fly

      They also said the earth was flat - oh wait, they didn't. That was an urban myth too so we can feel smug and superior in our modern age even if we use words like "stickitiveness" instead of using tenacity which we would have to look up in a dictionary.

      Some of the people that challenge authority have something behind them and they can convince others with proof or just really good ideas that can be shown to have merit. Those that start off whining that nobody understands them and then invoke the spirit of tortured geniuses are normally selling snake oil. We forget that the tortured geniuses really had a lot of people behind them and came up against the brick wall of some sort of politics because they were a threat and not because they were some guy starving alone in a garret. The darling of the consipiracy theorists - Tesla - came up against Edison but had a lot of people behind him due to AC and a lot of other work.

      I've seen a suprising amount of snake oil recently - we really need to cut off the cocaine supply of those idiots that are falling for their scams and feeding them.

  30. Power Source Info by y86 · · Score: 1
    From Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotopes/

    Uses

    Radionuclides are used in two major ways: for their chemical properties and as sources of radiation. Radionuclides of familiar elements such as carbon can serve as tracers because they are chemically very similar to the non-radioactive nuclides, so most chemical, biological, and ecological processes treat them in a near identical way. One can then examine the result with a radiation detector, such as a geiger counter, to determine where the provided atoms ended up. For example, one might culture plants in an environment in which the carbon dioxide contained radioactive carbon; then the parts of the plant that had laid down atmospheric carbon would be radioactive.

    In medicine, radioisotopes are used for diagnosis, treatment, and research. Radioactive chemical tracers emitting gamma rays or positrons can provide diagnostic information about a person's internal anatomy and the functioning of specific organs. This is used in some forms of tomography: single photon emission computed tomography and positron emission tomography scanning.

    Radioisotopes are also a promising method of treatment in hemopoietic forms of tumors, while the success for treatment of solid tumors has been limited so far. More powerful gamma sources sterilise syringes and other medical equipment. About one in two people in Western countries are likely to experience the benefits of nuclear medicine in their lifetime.

    In biochemistry and genetics, radionuclides label molecules and allow tracing chemical and physiological processes occurring in living organisms, such as DNA replication or amino acid transport.

    In food preservation, radiation is used to stop the sprouting of root crops after harvesting, to kill parasites and pests, and to control the ripening of stored fruit and vegetables.

    In agriculture and animal husbandry, radionuclides also play an important role. They produce high intake of crops, disease and weather resistant varieties of crops, to study how fertilisers and insecticides work, and to improve the production and health of domestic animals.

    Industrially, and in mining, radionuclides examine welds, to detect leaks, to study the rate of wear, erosion and corrosion of metals, and for on-stream analysis of a wide range of minerals and fuels.

    Most household smoke detectors contain the radionuclide americium formed in nuclear reactors, saving many lives.

    Environmentally, radionuclides trace and analyze pollutants, to study the movement of surface water, and to measure water runoffs from rain and snow, as well as the flow rates of streams and rivers. Natural radionuclides are used in geology, archaeology, and paleontology to measure ages of rocks, minerals, and fossil materials.

    Dangers

    If radionuclides are released into the environment, through accident, poor disposal, or other means, they can potentially cause harmful effects of radioactive contamination. They can also cause damage if they are excessively used during treatment or in other ways applied to living beings. This is called radiation poisoning. Radionuclides can also cause malfunction of electrical devices.


    Thats not so bad, however I would prefer a scooter with a 30 year power supply versus the laptop. An electric scooter can run on 17v and be VERY fast.

  31. I hate that saying by sayfawa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I read the article. It wasn't that interesting so I decided to rant about this saying instead.

    The one that goes "If it sounds to good to be true, it probably isn't". There are numerous examples of new developments that have come along in our lifetime that sounded to good to be true when they first came out. Just because you or I or some layman journalist can't get our heads around how something beneficial works doesn't make it "too good to be true". Flying machines, fireless light and free porn with just a few clicks on our keyboard were all once considered too good to be true.

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  32. A couple things... by mlwmohawk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When an old scientist says something is possible, he is probably right. When an old scientist says something is impossible he is probably wrong. (I'll let you ponder the seeming paradox, but you'd have to know some old scientists to really get it.)

    We already have "dirty" nuclear materials in the hands of consumers: some types of smoke detectors, lead paint detectors, x-ray machines, and some other things.

    If someone wanted to make a dirty bomb, a few thousand dollars worth of the right smoke detectors would do perfectly.

    1. Re:A couple things... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      When an old scientist says something is possible, he is probably right. When an old scientist says something is impossible he is probably wrong. (I'll let you ponder the seeming paradox, but you'd have to know some old scientists to really get it.)


      Nah... Don't really need to know an old scientist to get it. Just have to have enough of a background in science. A High School education should be enough to realize that science changes over time, but the people practicing it don't always. So somebody who studied 30 or 40 years ago may not be current with the state of things. Something that wasn't possible 40 years ago may not necessarily be impossible today.

      If you'd told a computer scientist 40 years ago that today we'd have cellular phones that weigh 120 grams and have a 350MHz processor and 1GB of storage, and that it was able to operate for a week on a self-contained battery, or up to 5 or 6 hours of transmit time in a 2-way telephone conversation, they probably would have balked. That's a device with more processing power than the most powerful computer in the world 40 years ago, and I'm holding one in my hand right now. It cost me $50, 3 years ago.

      Impossible is an illusion. Anything that's impossible today is only impossible because we haven't figured out how to do it yet.
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    2. Re:A couple things... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      If someone wanted to make a dirty bomb

      I tend to believe the nuclear physicists on this one instead of the tabloid press. A big bag of mildly radioactive stuff that's easy to find and does little damage for short exposures is not really as frightening as the explosion to spread it about. The dirty bomb threat is wildly over rated, get enough really nasty stuff that would be dangerous if spread around and you have enough for a real nuke.

    3. Re:A couple things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no. The amount of radioactive material in a smoke detector is rather small. It would take several thousand to get a gram of material. And when you blew it up, the resulting dispersion would make it almost undetectable. And it would be alpha-emitters anyway, so nobody should care.

      Yes, you could scare the bejeepers out of people by saying the scary 'RADIATION!!' word, but really the effect would be very small. Smaller than smoking, for example.

  33. Embrace Change by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't be so afraid of radiation.

    A larger pool of mutants means more chance of a favorable adaptation, right?

    We can't be so selfish - think of the children.

    Everyone talks about evolution but nobody does anything about it.

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    1. Re:Embrace Change by McWilde · · Score: 1

      Well, not here on Slashdot anyway...

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    2. Re:Embrace Change by jagdish · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that'll suck the blood right out of you...

    3. Re:Embrace Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says you! I personally am trying to evolve asexual copies of myself to take over the world. In the off chance that this lump on my arm isn't a bud, anyone know a good dermatologist?

  34. Have you ever heard of a comma? Or a period? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    I thought I was fond of run-on sentences, but that was pretty silly.

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  35. Scary tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    betaparticlesonyourtesticles -Those battery "incidents" in flight, during conferences etc. should get livelier as well...

  36. Blue-sky defense contractors by curmudgeous · · Score: 5, Informative

    Defense contractors are always coming up with wonderful sounding ideas that are completely impractical. For example, in 1999 a company called Stavatti presented the DoD a design for a portable laser rifle suitable for use by common infantry. The device was to be powered by...wait for it... polonium (PO-210). An excerpt from the proposal:

    "...To increase the energy level of the CO2 N2 He gas mixture, a Zirconium-Nickel fuel rod approximately 40cm long and 1.8 cm in diameter containing approximately 740 grams (78cc) of Polonium-210 (Po-210) is contained within, and located down the centerline of, the cylindrical gas reservoir. The Po-210 provides a thermal energy source of approximately 141 watts/gram through the emission of alpha particles via the process of nuclear decay. This energy source provides a significant power density while alleviating the shielding requirements and apparent health risks associated with gamma ray emitting radionuclides. The presence of the Po-210 in the reservoir chamber will result in the delivery of approximately 104.34 kW to the CO2 N2 He gas mixture, thereby raising the gas to a state of thermal equilibrium corresponding to an internal reservoir pressure of approximately 272.1 atm, temperature of 2173.16 K and gas density of 44 kg/m3..."

    You may recall that a few micrograms of PO-210 were used to kill that guy in London about a year ago, and this company has proposed putting .75 kg in a rifle that would be subject to damage, destruction and dispersal on the battlefield.

    The paper describing the laser rifle can be found here:

    http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:SEji6Jn6-4AJ:www.defensereview.com/352003/TIS1.pdf+pumped+polonium+laser+rifle&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

    1. Re:Blue-sky defense contractors by Goaway · · Score: 1

      You may recall that a few micrograms of PO-210 were used to kill that guy in London about a year ago, and this company has proposed putting .75 kg in a rifle that would be subject to damage, destruction and dispersal on the battlefield. Indeed, Po-210 is insanely radiotoxic. But even ignoring that, there's this:

      thereby raising the gas to a state of thermal equilibrium corresponding to an internal reservoir pressure of approximately 272.1 atm, temperature of 2173.16 K... That's a pretty impressive explosion stuffed into a can. Into a can which is constantly being subjected to high-energy alpha bombardment, which will weaken any material over time.

      Well, hey, maybe it works as a deterrent: I wouldn't fire on somebody carrying one of those guns, because if I hit one of them, it'd likely trigger one huge explosion that spread Po-210 all over both the enemy and myself.
    2. Re:Blue-sky defense contractors by damburger · · Score: 1

      You may recall that a few micrograms of PO-210 were used to kill that guy in London about a year ago, and this company has proposed putting .75 kg in a rifle that would be subject to damage, destruction and dispersal on the battlefield.

      Indeed. Mr Litvenenko was killed by only 10 micrograms (and that was a considerable overdose). His coffin is tightly sealed and cannot be safely opened for another 22 years. 750g represents 75 million such doses.

      Just one of these rifles would contain enough of this nasty shit to do that to an entire European country, or several US states, and given how badly the US military keeps tracks of its hydrogen bombs we can assume some of these infantry weapons would go missing days after their being issued.

      And you will be happy to know it readily turns into an aerosol, so someone wanting to build the mother of all dirty bombs wouldn't need to weaponise it in any way - just strap a couple of sticks of dynamite to it and you'ld have the most lethal terrorist attack in history.
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    3. Re:Blue-sky defense contractors by rrohbeck · · Score: 1
      Oooh, priceless:

      Additionally, residual Po-210 thermal energy must dissipated while the weapon is in a storage mode-in essence the system produces 104 kW of heat energy which if harnessed through a RTG generator, could be used to provide significant electrical energy. "We don't yet know how to get rid of 104 kW of thermal power per rifle around the clock, but it might be useful in some way." Like... melting the gun in an instant.
  37. Still safer? by VeteranNoob · · Score: 1

    So there's a risk of radioactivity leaking from the batteries?

    Still sounds safer than Lithium-Ion laptop batteries supplied by Sony! Ba-duh, bum!

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  38. It's Tritium by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

    And it's already in your groundwater. Tritium is Hydrogen-3, and though it's not (obviously) the most common form of hydrogen in our environment, it does exist naturally. It doesn't bind to your body if you drink it, which makes it a lot better than a lot of crap that ends up in our water, and it has a short halflife, so assuming that the batteries manage to hold together for the supposed 30 years, the amount of radioactive material available to leak out into the environment will have already dropped by more than 200%.

    Voyager didn't use tritium batteries; they wouldn't have been powerful enough, or long lasting enough.

    I wouldn't worry more about using this stuff (if it works) than a lithium battery. They both have their dangers. People are so damn paranoid about radiation; this is better than a lot of stuff we expose ourselves to everyday, without a thought.

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    1. Re:It's Tritium by sjames · · Score: 1

      Given the many videos on the net of what happens when a typical Li laptop battery breaks, I think I'd rather deal with the tritium. Any health effects from leaked tritium are likely far less serious than 3rd degree burns on my lap (YIPE!!!) or breathing in the poisonous and carcinogenic smoke of my burning home (or even just the smoke from the burning battery and plastic case).

  39. bit rot by Verte · · Score: 0

    something tells me we'll need more ECC gear once we switch to those batteries.

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  40. But does it come with a geiger counter... by McNihil · · Score: 1

    ...running Linux?

  41. Eh. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They can be dangerous, but the precautions recommended for working safely, even with high energy, low half-life beta emitters like Phosphorous-32, are usually things you'd do anyway. People are already really irrational about radiation; if you say "dangerous" they think, "Melt your face off/make you sterile" not "Wear gloves and goggles."

    Beta emitters (especially like [32]P) are bad news if consumed, but as long as there is something in between you and it, you're probably fine.

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  42. TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brilliant!

    Who wants to be the first one to try to get a laptop with a radioactive battery (even a harmless radioactive battery) onto an airplane?

  43. Slashdot fail by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

    It's impossible to make long-term power sources from radioisotopes? Uh oh, somebody better tell the CIA that their spy satellites are going to start falling out of the sky any day now.

    The article is actually better than the slashdot headline -- it gives reasons why nuclear laptop batteries seem to be commercially impractical (though I can imagine military applications), but doesn't call them an unscientific myth.

  44. WOW by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1

    I couldn't decide whether to mod this informative or funny. That, good sir, was freaking amazing.

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  45. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our nastie emitting overlords!

  46. Betavoltaics = pseudoscience by timholman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The betavoltaic battery is nothing more than pseudoscience. It's higher quality pseudoscience than junk such as zero-point free energy generators or gravity wheel generators, but it is pseudoscience nonetheless. Every few years you see these sorts of claims about betavoltaic devices pop up again, then fade away.

    Despite years of claims, no one has ever come close to demonstrating a device with the sort of power densities claimed in the article. Furthermore, the biggest proponent of betavoltaic technology is Ruggero Santilli, an infamous pseudoscientist with a litany of nutty claims and bizarre theories of physics.

    If you look at the web pages of the companies that are involved in betavoltaics (e.g. betavoltaic.com or nuclearsolutions.com), you'll find that they have no physical facilities outside of a rented post office box or the home of one of the principals. None of them have any product to sell or even demo. I don't expect that will ever change.

    1. Re:Betavoltaics = pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vaporware!=pseudoscience.
      The key difference is that betavoltaics are a proven technology that WORKS which is based on well-known and understood scientific principles, which people often falsely claim that they can make in a commercially viable way.
      However, no evidence exists to suggest that diluting spider venom until nothing is left and banging it on a table will do with anything nor does it have anything to do with existing scientific knowledge.

      Learn the difference.

    2. Re:Betavoltaics = pseudoscience by sjames · · Score: 1

      Simply wrong. Unlike zero point energy and the zillions of perpetual motion schemes, the concept of betavoltaics relies on the well accepted fact that things like tritium emit electrons (beta radiation). That is entirely uncontroversial. Actual pseudoscience depends on various mechanisms, effects, particles, or other concepts that do not actually exist or that cannot actually be exploited because of physical law. Since we can build a demonstrable betavoltaic cell NOW, it cannot be pseudoscience.

      If anything it's pseudoengineering or fortune teller grade "forward looking statements". What we can't do is make a betavoltaic cell that has a decent power density and that doesn't radiate more heat than electrical energy. In other words, they're only practical for very narrow set of problems and laptops are not one of them. Those are engineering problems. They may or may not be solvable, but there are plenty of potential solutions that are well within established science.

      A key differentiator is to imagine for a moment that the invention is actually made to work. If the natural consequences do not include a mass re-writing of science textbooks, it's probably not pseudoscience.

      It's important to maintain the distinction lest people get the idea that actual pseudoscience is just a matter of solving engineering problems.

    3. Re:Betavoltaics = pseudoscience by timholman · · Score: 1

      Since we can build a demonstrable betavoltaic cell NOW, it cannot be pseudoscience.

      It most certainly is pseudoscience, because a few simple calculations will quickly show that a practical 25W laptop battery powered by tritium cannot be constructed using the betavoltaic effect.

      I'm fully aware that the betavoltaic effect actually exists. So does zero point energy, for that matter. The pseudoscience begins when people make outrageous claims about these effects that have no basis in reality.

      Let's run some numbers. A 25W laptop battery generates 25 joules per second. A beta decay in tritium releases 0.186 MeV of energy, or 2.98 femtojoules. Now assuming that 25% of that energy can be captured as generated charge carriers in a semiconductor energy collector, and 75% released as waste heat, that means you'd need 33.58 E15 tritium beta decays per second to power your battery.

      One curie is 3.7 E10 decays per second. Tritium has a specific activity of 9800 curies / gram. Therefore, you'd need 92.6 grams (0.2 pounds) of tritium to power your laptop battery. This is exclusive of the casing, shielding, collection substrate, etc. Let's assume the material for the rest of the battery increases the mass by a factor of ten, or 2 pounds total. That's probably a very conservative number due to concerns over accidental release of so much radioactive material, but let's go with it.

      So now you've got a 2 pound battery that generates 25 W of electricity while generating 75 W of waste heat. This is not something you're going to put on your lap. On top of that, as of 2005 the estimated tritium inventory for the entire U.S.A. was 75 kg, which is just enough for 810 laptop batteries. You see where this is going?

      Now here's where the pseudoscience really kicks in. Show these numbers to one of the promoters of betavoltaic batteries, and watch the arm-waving begin. They'll tell you how they have discovered new physics, and they can get much more energy out of their invention than standard physics predicts, etc. Of course they can never show you a working unit.

      So I stand by my original statement - betavoltaic batteries of the type promoted in the original article are pseudoscience, plain and simple.
    4. Re:Betavoltaics = pseudoscience by sjames · · Score: 1

      Really, we're arguing semantics more than anything. I wouldn't call betavoltaics pseudoscience simply because they do work and do not require a rewrite of physics. On the other hand, a supposed motor that runs on zero point energy is pseudoscience because it is fundamentally impossible to make zero point energy do work (while there are some extremely forward looking ideas that it may be possible to work against zero point energy, the output would never exceed the input). That is, it's not just that we haven't worked out the right substance to use or the design of some part, but because of physical law.

      A 50% or 75% efficient betavoltaic would be a remarkable advance in engineering but would not be in any way unphysical.

      Further, I can think of a number of cases (many military) where a 2 pound power source with no moving parts generating 25W of electrical power and 75 watts of waste heat for the next 12 years would be absolutely great!

      As for the claims made in the original article, it's just wrong period. There's so much handwaving going on there that I would suggest setting up a windmill to harness the energy. It's not science at all, pseudo or otherwise.

      I believe other than what to call the wild claims, we're in basic agreement.

    5. Re:Betavoltaics = pseudoscience by Prune · · Score: 1

      Tritium deficiency is a non-issue, since ITER will produce plenty of it.

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  47. Radioactive waste disposal is no problem... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...a nuclear plant official explained at a stockholders' meeting in the eighties.

    They just needed to keep the waste in an onsite holding pool for a few years, and then the government would take over. He explained that the U. S. Government made a firm commitment (he may even have mentioned a contract) to accept the plant's waste starting in 1998, when the Yucca Flats facility would begin operating.

    So, what's the problem? All we need to do is make it easy for consumers to mail their dead radioactive batteries to the Yucca Flats facility.

    Oh, wait...

    (If he were still alive consumers could also mail them to Ronald Reagan, who stated at one point that if properly processed a year's worth of nuclear waste from a nuclear power plant could be stored under a desk...)

    1. Re:Radioactive waste disposal is no problem... by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      (If he were still alive consumers could also mail them to Ronald Reagan, who stated at one point that if properly processed a year's worth of nuclear waste from a nuclear power plant could be stored under a desk...)


      Which is perfectly true. A nuclear reactor produces about 1 cubic meter of high level waste per gigawatt year. Thus depending a bit on the reactor, if you bother to include low-level waste, and what size of desk you are talking about, it could definitely fit under a desk, without trouble. So while Reagan was a bit nutty in a number of ways, on that particular issue he was pretty much spot on ( and no doubt he was probably quoting some scientists who told him that ).

      Of course, a far more sensible solution is to recycle the waste and transmute the more troublesome isotopes, meaning the waste will be some 60 times lower in amount, and decay to safe levels within 200 years.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integral_fast_reactor#Efficiency_and_Fuel_cycle

      It is just too bad that politics and people who think they are doing the environment a favor keep getting in the way. Had these projects not been repeatedly cancelled on politicall grounds, we would probably have solved the waste issue by now. Luckily killing such an obviously benevolent technology is difficult, so we can still expect actinide transmutation to be comercialised before 2030 or so. As it happens, one of the few sane things Bush has done [probably by accident] was to support the GNEP allowing the US to join , France, Japan, Canada, China , Russia, South Korea and a few other countries in developing these technologies.
  48. OK, time to smack down some mythconceptions. by AWeishaupt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bremsstrahlung x-ray radiation is a problem working around high-energy beta emitting radioisotopes, such as Phosphorus-32, but not Tritium, which is a very low energy beta emitter. Betavoltaics are real, workable technology; not science fiction or junk science. Cardiac pacemakers using Plutonium-238 Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators are also a proven, decades old technology, too, for example. Tritium is an extremely low energy beta emitter. Given this, and the very short biological half-life of water in the body, it is one of the least harmful radioisotopes around. It occurs to a very small degree in nature, and is already used in radioluminescent watches, exit signs, gunsights, keyrings, compasses and such forth. The beta emission from Tritium is so low in energy that most radiation detection instruments will not detect it - only mixing the radioactive material with the scintillation cocktail in a liquid scintillation counter is sensitive enough to detect it. A gamma spectrometer, scintillation counter, geiger counter, ion chamber counter or detector won't even notice it.

    1. Re:OK, time to smack down some mythconceptions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only mixing the radioactive material with the scintillation cocktail in a liquid scintillation counter is sensitive enough to detect it.
      Or, y'know, Phosphorus and the naked eye - because that's how all those watches, exit signs, gunsights, keyrings, compasses, and so forth accomplish their usefulness.
      Low biological half-life of water in the body? Maybe you could cite some figures, and do a little work to let us know just how many beta particles we're going to be exposed to when we huff a broken keychain?

    2. Re:OK, time to smack down some mythconceptions. by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Well at 19keV the Q value is quite sufficient to put the radiation energies above what you would want in large quantities. Naaa, the reason tritium is harmless is the same reason why it is useless for a battery. Its low decay energy means you need quite a lot of it to get any reasonable punch out.

      You mentioned Pu-238, but that is not beta-voltaics, RTGs operate on the thermal energy generated from alpha-decay ( which is higher than beta emission ). Of course, alpha radiation is also a lot more dangerous if you were to ingest a high intensity alpha-emitter, but if you use it to power a pacemaker this is probably not your greatest concern if the device breaks...

      Also, while beta-voltaics is perfectly possible, the issue is if it would be practical to draw large amounts of power from them. To do so you would need high energies and large intensities, which would give you trouble with radiation. If you tried to use tritium you would, because of its low decay energy, need a very large quantity, and tritium is not exactly cheap... Also, you are wrong about it not being detectable by any other means than a liquid scintillation counter. At sufficient intensities you would notice it, but typical concentrations of tritium you would encounter by accident are so small that the signal will be overshadowed by noise (of course, if you use a detector with a threshold energy above the incoming radiation you won't see a thing, but that would be true even if you stuck it next to a beam with high enough intensity to melt the detector ).

      Basically, the energy you can get out of a radioactive sample is directly proportional to the decay energy, as is the damage the radiation will cause if you ingest or inhale the emitter ( thou other things like biological half-life come into play as well ). So while Polonium-208 with a decay energy hundreds of times that of tritium could give you more battery power, it would be correspondingly more toxic if ingested.

  49. Wrong Title by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but it sounds to me that the title is wrong.
    If it was to be said to be a 'Scientific Myth', then the thing can indeed not reliably be built because it does not conform to the laws of sciences. It is essentially unscientific.
    But if it is said to be an 'Unscientific Myth' (see Title of story), then the thing is essentially not unscientific. Therefore it is plausible and can be built.

  50. Let's go hog wild and do the math! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Beta emitter.... Hmmm, that's superbly amenable to mathematical analysis. You see each beta particle is an electron, and there's 6.2.. x 10^18 of them per second in an Ampere. So if you want a radioactive source that's putting out that many electrons per second, and one Curie, one gram of Radium, is 3.7 x 10^10 disintegrations per second. My advanced math, i.e. division, we need about 1.67 x 10^8 Curies of radioactivity. That's kinda a lot. There's only about HALF of that amount of radioactivity in all the nuclear waste tanks at Hanford.

    Kinda impractical to stuff your laptop with several million gallons of radioactive waste.

    1. Re:Let's go hog wild and do the math! by LemonYellow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sure, if the beta particles were captured and used as the current output of the battery, your calculations would be reasonable. If the beta particle has plenty of energy though, wouldn't it be able to dislodge more than one electron in whatever medium captured it? What's the mean free path through silicon of a beta particle somewhere in the middle of the energy spectrum for Radium's emissions?

      It might only take one hundredth of Hanford's waste...

    2. Re:Let's go hog wild and do the math! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >wouldn't it be able to dislodge more than one electron in whatever medium captured it? Wow! Somebody that knows about secondary emission! That would be a great idea, trade off energy (voltage) for more electrons (current). Sorry to say though, IIRC the betas come off at about 300eV, so even if you put them through a 64x electron cascade, down to 5 volts, you'd still need 1/30th of Hanford to get an Amp.

    3. Re:Let's go hog wild and do the math! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YDNRC: You do not recall correctly. Average beta energy is ~5.7keV.

  51. Battery lasts 30 years by ptelligence · · Score: 1

    Notebook obsolete in 3.

    1. Re:Battery lasts 30 years by RobbieGee · · Score: 1

      And what is the problem? If the battery were real, retailers could sell laptops without batteries and you'd just use the old one for the next 9 laptops.

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  52. Bremsstrahlung needn't be an issue by chihowa · · Score: 1

    Bremsstrahlung is only a problem when using dense shielding materials (like lead). If you're shielding from betas with plastic or skin, you don't get sudden braking and hence don't get x-ray production. If lead were a major component in laptop batteries, I think that they'd be unpopular for other, non-radioactive reasons. Anyway, you'll not be doing much damage with a 5 keV electron. The majority of the bremsstrahlung produced by these electrons is around 100 eV or lower (extreme UV to soft X-rays) and there isn't much of it produced.

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  53. Not that crap again... by BlueParrot · · Score: 4, Informative

    From a danger standpoint, anything with an energy density that high is risky.


    This is another of those hard to die myths that will have to be debunked over and over again. Consider:

    a)Butter has a higher energy density than a laptop battery
    b)The hydrogen in a cup of water, if fusioned all the way to iron, would release enough energy to flatten a city ( or power it for our entire lifetime).
    c)A lithium battery holding 0 charge is just as flamable and dangerous as a fully charged one.

    I think this myth came about because people figured nuclear = dangerous, and Li-ion = dangerous. In reality things are far from that simple. It is not the energy density of Li-ion batteries that cause them to explode, as an example, it is the fact that they contain lithium, which is a very reactive alkali metal. As I already mentioned, a completely depleted Li-ion battery could still catch fire, and if you pulverised it and poured water on it, it would literarely explode as the liberated hydrogen ignited.

    For a car, you could vitrify an isotope like Plutonium-238, forming a very inert ceramic rod which would produce heat at a perfectly predictable rate. It would also be very safe since even if the ZOMG terrorists tried to use it in a dirty bomb, the inert nature of the ceramic would keep the plutonium contained, and as a pure alpha-emitter enclosed in a ceramic, there would be virtually no mentionable radiation release. To give you an idea of how safe such a device could be. They have been used to power pacemakers.

    It would also be absolutely useless for a nuclear weapon, even if the pure Pu-238 could be recovered, since weapons need very pure Pu-239. Just the heat generated from Pu-238 would make a fission weapon virtually impossible, and the neutronic properties make it absolutely useless.

    The only reasonable risk I could see from such a device would be if it was left in a very enclosed space so that the heat generated would start a fire. This is however a fairly limited engineering problem which is not unique to RTGs. Similar precautions are needed for electric heaters and engines.

    Main disadvantage is the ( at present ) fairly high price of Pu-238. Producing it in quantity is a fairly complex process, and it would probably be a lot cheaper to just use regular battery electric vehicles.

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  56. Biological problems with tritium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's electrically like water but is three times heavier, changing the shape and chemical characterists when combined in other molecules. This is not good. And even where this isn't a problem, after a while (fairly short time really), it decays which is quite a problem when it's part of the water system that is your body.

    Uranium is practically benign in comparison.

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    1. Re:Biological problems with tritium by AWeishaupt · · Score: 1

      That's basically the argument that deuterium, usually in the form of heavy water, is poisonous.

      For deuterium poisoning to occur, around 25 to 50 percent of all water in the body needs to be replaced by heavy water, and this would take about a week of drinking nothing but heavy water. For Tritium, that's an enormous amount of tritium - at least 30kg or so of pure tritiated water, or 81 million curies!. World civilian demand for Tritium is less than 500g per year, IIRC - that's a fantastically large amount.

      You'd see radioactivity effects before you got even remotely close to having that much tritium in the body.

  57. Re:It's Tritium (Minor Correction) by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    it has a short halflife, so assuming that the batteries manage to hold together for the supposed 30 years, the amount of radioactive material available to leak out into the environment will have already dropped by more than 200%. The amount would have dropped by ~75%, not 200% (you can't lose twice as much as you started with).
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  58. Cancer by slackoon · · Score: 1

    If drinking diet coke, being exposed to the sun on a cloudy day and cell phones cause cancer just imaging what this thing on your lap would do to your...boyz! :-(

  59. Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bet they can make a freaking awesome movie about this. Maybe even three of them.

  60. 30 year batteries, not laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make the power connector and battery bay standardized (like AAs) and you could just keep the same batteries you had from your last laptop and use it with your new one.

  61. Voyager and Pioneer space craft by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Well these sort of batteries DO work and work very well.
    The Voyager and Pioneer spacecraft were powered by a similar sort of thing
    (using Plutonium decay). When you're a zillion miles from the sun, there
    ISN'T much else you CAN use for power.

  62. A rechargeable version by ciaran.mchale · · Score: 1

    A disposable battery with a 30-year power capacity is a good start. But eventually somebody will figure out how to make a rechargeable version. And what that happens, your next laptop will come with instructions to "Ensure that the battery is fully charged before you use the laptop for the first time. To do that, plug in the laptop and let it charge for 12 years."

  63. Quite a hot gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the polonium-210 generates 141W/g, that means over 104kW per 750g.
    And that thermal energy source does not shut off, when heated,
    as the energy does come from natural radioactivity.

    Does that not mean a thermal meltdown of the gun only few moments after
    after it has been assembled?
    The paper states, there should be a radiator to dissipate the heat...
    maybe to the air.... as someone should carry the gun...
    If air is warmed by 50 degrees Celsius in the radiator of the gun,
    how much cooling gas do we need? About 1,3m^3 per second?
    Suppose the air intake is 10x10cm (it is a gun!) the speed of
    the air in the the intake has to be 130m/s?

    Quite a blower.

  64. Great for MSL, though by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

    Fantastic as the vaporizer for spectrometer on the Mars Science Lab, though. Unfortunately, that project is being castrated for a mere 4% of the cost of the rover. Radionucleotides can be safely packaged. RTGs entered the atmosphere and crashed into the ocean when Apollo 13 returned to Earth. No radioactive release occurred. They are contained in very strong titanium packages. The tritium for the battery is trivial. The laser rifle might not be so impractical, though I'm worried about how you are going to dump all of that heat. Might be better mounted on a HMMV.

    1. Re:Great for MSL, though by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

      With a supersonic nozzle, won't that thing be insanely loud?
      Did you see the 90lb recoil!! Oh my goodness, so in Star Wars when they showed the laser weapons recoiling they weren't wrong???

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  65. Re:It's Tritium (Minor Correction) by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Sorry, yea, 2.5 half-lives, so 2^-2.5 (~17) percent remains. I'm off caffeine, and it's showing.

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  66. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we need now is for someone to invent the lead plated jockstrap and we're set...

  67. Wrong assumptions by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    The first problem is your assumption that they are using radium when they are really using tritium. With tritium, a Hydrogen-3 atom has a neutron decay to a proton, giving off an electron. There are 6.022*10^23 tritium atoms in about 3 grams. If you have 1 kilogram of tritium, 500 grams will decay over 12 years, giving off a total of 1*10^27 electrons. That averages to 2.6*10^18 electrons per second, or about 0.42 Ampere average.

    The major problem though is that each electron given off will be moving through the wires to create current. In actuality, there will be a material collecting the high-energy electrons and converting them to electricity. One 0.01859 MeV electron caused by tritiium decay will push more than one electron through the wire. If you take that decay energy and the said 25% energy conversion... You get 3.25E-15 joules per decay. With 1kg of tritium and 500g decaying over 12 years, that's 1E26 decays, or 3.25E11 joules of energy. That converts to 9.4E7 watt-hours. That equates to 860 watts of average energy. Take that down to the 50 watts or so a laptop would use, and you could get by with about 2 ounces of tritium.

    1. Re:Wrong assumptions by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
      Well that's super.
      • Using short half-life Tritium means you don't need as much bulk as with your longer-lived radium or nuclear waste.
      • But you still have the same *insane* amount of radioactivity.
      • ...and a 8 ounces of Tritium, 220 grams, at $30K/gram, will cost you a cool $6 million.
  68. Oops by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    I forgot to take the 25% energy conversion efficiency into account, so it would actually take about 8 ounces or 1/2 pound of tritium to give an average of 50 watts over 12 years...

  69. Radiation paranoia. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    This is such a stupid worry. We're kept from having a really useful tool because somebody could, possibly, break it? Just encase it in something really hard to break and let it fly. I can't think of anyone that's accidently broken a laptop battery open anyway and if they do it on purpose then it's no different than if they went out of their way to do something else dangerous. We didn't ban smoke detectors and microwave ovens because some looney could possibly use them to make a radioactive mess.

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  70. 30 year power plant a size of battery by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

    Technically, the authors are incorrect in saying that this is a 30-year battery. It is not a battery. It is a micro power plant. The radioactive isotope method of producing energy is the same power source as what space exploration vehicles operating outside the orbit of mars use. Whenever NASA launches a mission to a far reach of solar system, there is usually a radioactive isotope battery power source on board, and thousands of protesters near the launch site. The protesters' rationale is that if something went wrong and there was en explosion, then harmful radioactive toxins would be released into the atmosphere. The extend of damage would be limited however, since this form of radiation is not nearly as harmful as the type of fuel that is involved in fission reactors.

  71. Lighthouse batteries by ^_^x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look up lighthouse batteries, and maybe lighthouse battery thefts.
    These batteries can last a very long time with huge power output - they also put off huge amounts of heat, and sometimes ridiculous amounts of radiation, especially when they sit around discarded and rusting out, or are torn open by metal scavengers. ...it's scary stuff, but was the first thing I thought of when I read radioisotope battery... ...of course these would be safer - I'm thinking Americium as a source as it's very energetic but relatively safe and controllable. Tritium would just be begging for a rupture in one in a million units if you ask me. Don't get me wrong - I like Tritium - I have some in a glowing keychain and a set of handgun sights and it's quite safe. Negligible radiation outside of either product. But enough to generate useful energy could be quite harmful if released into a poorly ventilated area (car, bedroom) and then inhaled.

    1. Re:Lighthouse batteries by ^_^x · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, I looked it up and it was harder to find than I thought. Here's what I meant:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator
      http://www.bellona.no/bellona.org/english_import_area/international/russia/navy/northern_fleet/incidents/31767

      Very clearly not something that would be approved for everyday civilian use!

  72. This guy doesn't know much about nuclear batteries by Frangible · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nuclear batteries have been around for a very, very long time. And they will certainly run for 30+ years continuously. More to the point, tritium is a weak beta emitter, and will degrade whatever material far less than traditional nuclear battery materials. Making the claim the materials would degrade before 30 years is simply incorrect, and there are numerous examples of nuclear batteries that have been in service that long. The nuclear material decays first. Period. (and given tritium's T1/2 you'd have to use a lot of extra tritium to make it viable after 30 years at a certain power output level)

    The author makes a point of stating "only 25 watts per kilo". Of course, a laptop draws about 10 watts with good power management. So the nuclear battery, according to his stats, would weigh less than a pound. (I suspect however, that a nuclear battery could not be that light, because tritium simply doesn't emit that much energy. For something more radioactive like Am-241 I could believe it. But you'd need a *lot* of tritium to generate 10 watts, and it would be very expensive. Even condensed as tritiated water under pressure, I'm not sure it'd fit into a practical volume, or be cost-effective.)

    Further, stating there's a danger of release of radioactivity is just more typically ignorant anti-nuclear FUD. The battery would be likely sealed and constructed in such a way that it would be almost impossible to break. This isn't difficult; my USB flash drive can handle a semi truck driving over it.

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  74. know anyone with a 30 year old laptop? by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    I don't even know anyone with a 10 year old laptop, so how is a 30 year laptop battery useful?

    Then of course there is the toxicity of tritium, biologically very mutagenic, easily absorbed into the Gastro intestinal tract and lungs, decreased brain weight, retardation, shrinkage of male and female reproductive organs ovarian tumors, chromosomal breaks and abberations perinatal mortality. Then of course it's worse when it's organically bound to food, eaten and organically bound inside the body...

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  75. apathy, landfills, autism, and ng/m^3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People don't throw out thermostats quite as frequently as they will bulbs, and not usually in such large quantities. In my home alone I have 85 bulbs, I just now walked around with a notepad and started noting how many I saw in each room. Of those, I have five CFLs, but I stopped adopting them after I learned about the mercury. I used to have eight, but three of them went bad within a year (they're supposed to last seven years I thought) and I threw them in the trash before I understood they were dangerous. I would have eventually converted my entire home to CFLs if I had kept on that path.

    Most people aren't this conscientious, and even if they knew it was harmful to humans/animals they're not going to make an effort to safely dispose of the contaminates or to stop buying these bulbs. Many people buy these bulbs for their longevity, and the energy savings, and some for the environment. This *is* going to be a giant landfill problem in the future. There's no way to stop it now really, even with the knowledge that these contain mercury people are still buying them in record numbers. The genie is out of the bottle.

    Here's a story which people are calling an urban legend which is actually true and happened in Maine, the account is accurate. What was left out is any follow up, after the clean up contractor showed up, they tested the area again and found no contamination over 300 ng/m3 (the state limit), on the carpet as the toxicologist had on the previous visit, it probably dispersed into the environment as fumes. However, they removed the carpet anyways.

    The story:

    "According to an April 12 article in The Ellsworth American, Brandy Bridges had the misfortune of breaking a CFL during installation in her daughter's bedroom: It dropped and shattered on the carpeted floor. Aware that CFLs contain potentially hazardous substances, Bridges called her local Home Depot for advice. The store told her that the CFL contained mercury and that she should call the Poison Control hotline, which in turn directed her to the Maine Department of Environmental Protection.

    The DEP sent a specialist to Bridges' house to test for mercury contamination. The specialist found mercury levels in the bedroom in excess of six times the state's "safe" level for mercury contamination of 300 billionths of a gram per cubic meter. The DEP specialist recommended that Bridges call an environmental cleanup firm, which reportedly gave her a "low-ball" estimate of US$2,000 to clean up the room. The room then was sealed off with plastic and Bridges began "gathering finances" to pay for the US$2,000 cleaning. Reportedly, her insurance company wouldn't cover the cleanup costs because mercury is a pollutant.

    As each CFL contains five milligrams of mercury, at the Maine "safety" standard of 300 nanograms per cubic meter, it would take 16,667 cubic meters of soil to "safely" contain all the mercury in a single CFL. While CFL vendors and environmentalists tout the energy cost savings of CFLs, they conveniently omit the personal and societal costs of CFL disposal."

    And, the local government of Maine's official explanation of the incident:

    http://www.maine.gov/dep/rwm/homeowner/pdf/prospecthistory.pdf

    Now, in reality there's not much mercury in an individual bulb to really cause much of a problem but if all 85 of the bulbs in my home were CFLs and something like an earthquake caused many of them to shatter it would render the home inhabitable. How likely that is to happen, though?

    In any event, they're going to end up in the landfills out of apathy. Look forward to increased levels of autism among the population in the coming decades.

  76. Landfills.... etc by Kazrath · · Score: 1

    Guys & Gals,

    So many complaints of "I don't want to see this crap in a landfill". First off the article initially indicates it is a 30 year battery. Even if that is a crock of poo the half life on the material used is only around 12 years. IE the stuff in the landfill is well no longer a problem other than it being the same type of crap you think is "okay" to throw in a landfill.

    Right now this world needs to find more efficent methods to generate power due to the constantly increasing dependancy/demand on electricity. This at least is a good start.

  77. So what? The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did it work? Oh sure there were probably plenty of reasons based on safety and sanity as to why this was a BAD idea as a MAN PORTABLE weapon, but what interests me was, Did it work? You see while it might not be reasonable for a man portable weapon (although you might be surprised at what the calculus of war can make reasonable) it might have been perfectly suitable as an anti-missile or anti-aircraft weapon, a strafing weapon to replace the electric mini-guns on a US gunship, or for anti-satellite weapon in orbit. Simply because the proposed design is not suitable for what is was proposed for doesn't mean it's worthless.

  78. Battery capacity is doubling every 5 years by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    Tesla, the company that's making the ultra-fast electric car, claims that battery capacity doubles every 5 years. This means that, 30 years from now, a laptop that can run for 2 hours on a charge will be able to run for 128 hours!

  79. Veeger by edibobb · · Score: 1

    The radioisotope thermoelectric generators in Voyager I and II have laster 30 years. They are a bit larger than laptop batteries, but that's the same principle, isn't it?

  80. In reality by crafton · · Score: 1

    Whose gonna want to have the same laptop for 30 years?

  81. No off switch? by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    Disadvantage: this battery has no off switch.

    If you are in a plane and they ask you to turn it off.. then well that energy has to go somewhere....

  82. correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Edit: s/and, banker's boxes/20 banker's boxes/