I'm not sure they should advertise at all, when they use phrases like 'life-forms' it makes me sad. And I'm not sure computing from tents outside is the best of ideas either.
Can you really legistlate a virtual annoyance/problem withing geographical boundries? How many virus authors have really been punished with similar *country* laws?
It may sound far fetched but SPAM and virus authors need to be held accountable to a virtual Internet authority if one doesn't already exist.
That is all its good for now, nostalgia. Anyone who forks out cash today for a system that is near 20 years past its prime will be left disappointed.
Anyone ever go back into their closet and get out their Atari or Gen 1 Nintendo? Its funny for about 5 minutes and you get to thinking how your wasting valuable playing time on the insert favorite gaming console here) new system sittting next to it.
A C64 emulator for x86 platform is cool and provides valuable time filler like MAME or recreating some of those classic games (Micro League Baseball & Football were my favs), but theres no way people are going to waste valuable desktop real estate on it unless its the size of an MP3 player.
Antiests have the FREEDOM to not practice a religion.
But, if a person doesn't have a job to exercise thier RIGHT to vacation from, are we then violating thier rights?
My point, ultimatly, is vacations are not a right and certainly not a human right. They are a priviledge that comes with securing employment with a quality employer that offers it as part of the compensation package.
People succeed in this world for many reasons, the same can be said for all the failures in the this world, consider yourself to be lucky enough to identify a poor father is to blame for all your woes.
I wonder if America *gave* this oil producing technology so we could have a cheaper supply of oil to power all our automobiles, I wonder if the auto manufatureres had anything to do with it so they could sell more cars.
mmMMMmmm Capitalism
The US has no culture, its a side effect of the melting pot, we all just blend into one MTV watching, crime ridden, culterless blob that runs up our credit and is only concerned with the now.
And how very responsible of you to post as an AC, I am happy to see my fellow conservatives believe in taking responsibility for what they say.
That doesn't apply to all muslims, specific sects - yes, but certainly not all. Also remember, muslim does not equal middle east, the religion is global.
To further the analogy, it seems MAC is targeted for the less technical crowd. So, would you want a detailed Haynes Manual on how to rebuild one of the Classic/Oldie cars they have at the amusement part that rides on the track?
For the tech sauvy, that enjoy the sexy hardware and want to tweak and take full advantage of the BSD platform, its seems a great book. For the partially drooling, slack jawed, typical MAC user, it just a something to use a booster seat whilst riding the short bus to the petty zoo.
Anyone who has a 9 year old female gray tabbie that answers to the name 'Peaches', please contact me, I need one by 4pm tomorrow when the family return home.
It regulates speed, its up to you to steer and stay behind the correct vehicle you wish to chase. I am assuming its not doing this with a fixed point (like a laser) but more of a spectrum scan and all is requried is for the lead vehicle to remain in the field to keep contact and speed. If you suddenly turn off the road and the target is lost, the system would then react as if cruise control was turned off.
Like most cruise control its designed for slight variations in speed and its not going to lock up your bracks causing pile ups (good lawsuit fodder).
How the fuck is such a blantent brown nose moded to 'Insightful'. What a joke
I hope you and your karma are happy. This inane mod system forced me down the trolling path after one post was moded down and my default karma sucked there was no way to recover, so now I'm limited to 2 posts a day. Here is my other one here its pretty funny and got modded to 0, FUCK YAY!!!
The JDogg Collection - A Troll's Penthouse Forum
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
J-Dogg> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears27> Aight. J-Dogg> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears27> I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg. J-Dogg> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears27> Oh, I like to play dress up. J-Dogg> Me too baby. BritneySpears27> I kiss you softly on your chest. J-Dogg> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears27> Hey... J-Dogg> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears27> Funny I still don't see it. J-Dogg> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuk of the Beyondness. BritneySpears27> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. J-Dogg> Don't fuk with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. J-Dogg> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears27> Don't ever message me again you piece of shiat. J-Dogg> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. J-Dogg> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. J-Dogg> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. J-Dogg> Baby? * I'm a Rhino
sexysusan> Thats ok. Ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you. J-Dogg> A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. sexysusan> Haha, ok lets go. sexysusan> I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck. J-Dogg> I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. sexysusan> Haha, ok, you know that turns me on. sexysusan> I start unbuttoning your shirt. J-Dogg> Rhinoceruses don't were shirts. sexysusan> No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. J-Dogg> Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fuking charge your ass. sexysusan> Stop, c'mon be serious. J-Dogg> It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. J-Dogg> I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. sexysusan> Thats it. J-Dogg> Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. J-Dogg> Goddam am I hard now. * Britney> Part 2
BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14> What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA> Oh shit BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. eminemBNJA> Oh shit eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something * Mmmmm, Vegtables
J-Dogg> Wanna cyber? Partner7> Sure, you into vegetables? J-Dogg> What like gardening an shit? Partner7> Yeah, something like that. J-Dogg> Nuthin turns me on more, check this out J-Dogg> You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Partner7> is that it? J-Dogg> You water your tomato patch. J-Dogg> Are you ready for my fresh produce? Partner7> I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a li
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Are you sure Carrot Top "pitches it" to girls at all? Clearly your not in the loop of internet gossip mister.
Right, cause you astutley have pieced it together, most users login to their domain and pc with a browser.
/. and collect $200
Well done sir, you have foinled MS security again, please goto
I'm not sure they should advertise at all, when they use phrases like 'life-forms' it makes me sad. And I'm not sure computing from tents outside is the best of ideas either.
Space? Excitement?
How can you possibly top the exileration of 800 to 1000 left turns?
Right, cause we all know nuclear weapons is the ONLY way to deploy biological and chemical payloads.
You really brought all this into perspective, thank you.
I think it was modded for being incredibly insightful, it was solely for the sheer volume of time and energy spent it took to compose it.
I mean, look it at, it's brilliant. Bad News and Pink Slip are timeless and quite hilarious.
Meanwhile, my karma is hopeless. I've given up.
Can you really legistlate a virtual annoyance/problem withing geographical boundries? How many virus authors have really been punished with similar *country* laws?
It may sound far fetched but SPAM and virus authors need to be held accountable to a virtual Internet authority if one doesn't already exist.
What I find interesting, is from that same chart of the top 50, the breakdown of OSs is quite the horse race
Linux 14, Windows2000 12, Solaris 11, FreeBSD 10.
And how the hell did a Windows98 get one in there?
That is all its good for now, nostalgia. Anyone who forks out cash today for a system that is near 20 years past its prime will be left disappointed.
Anyone ever go back into their closet and get out their Atari or Gen 1 Nintendo? Its funny for about 5 minutes and you get to thinking how your wasting valuable playing time on the insert favorite gaming console here) new system sittting next to it.
A C64 emulator for x86 platform is cool and provides valuable time filler like MAME or recreating some of those classic games (Micro League Baseball & Football were my favs), but theres no way people are going to waste valuable desktop real estate on it unless its the size of an MP3 player.
Your equating a 'right' to a 'freedom'. Buuuu
Antiests have the FREEDOM to not practice a religion.
But, if a person doesn't have a job to exercise thier RIGHT to vacation from, are we then violating thier rights?
My point, ultimatly, is vacations are not a right and certainly not a human right. They are a priviledge that comes with securing employment with a quality employer that offers it as part of the compensation package.
Can anyone give me a reason to care about this?
People change jobs all the time, so he created Python - python isn't changing... why do I care how this guys makes his money?
How do the unemployed enjoy their 'human right' to vacations? I'm curious.
Is today not a slow news day? Maybe they've been sitting on this for a while.
What else is going on?
People succeed in this world for many reasons, the same can be said for all the failures in the this world, consider yourself to be lucky enough to identify a poor father is to blame for all your woes.
I wonder if America *gave* this oil producing technology so we could have a cheaper supply of oil to power all our automobiles, I wonder if the auto manufatureres had anything to do with it so they could sell more cars.
mmMMMmmm Capitalism
The US has no culture, its a side effect of the melting pot, we all just blend into one MTV watching, crime ridden, culterless blob that runs up our credit and is only concerned with the now.
And how very responsible of you to post as an AC, I am happy to see my fellow conservatives believe in taking responsibility for what they say.
That doesn't apply to all muslims, specific sects - yes, but certainly not all. Also remember, muslim does not equal middle east, the religion is global.
likes he's really gonna say "OK, you got us"
poop on them I say
The RIAA would like a word with you, if your real quiet....... you can hear their jack boots against the cobblestone coming to get you.
To further the analogy, it seems MAC is targeted for the less technical crowd. So, would you want a detailed Haynes Manual on how to rebuild one of the Classic/Oldie cars they have at the amusement part that rides on the track?
For the tech sauvy, that enjoy the sexy hardware and want to tweak and take full advantage of the BSD platform, its seems a great book. For the partially drooling, slack jawed, typical MAC user, it just a something to use a booster seat whilst riding the short bus to the petty zoo.
Although spell checker wouldn't detect it, because it is spelled correctly, your use of the word their is incorrect **hint - think there
Let those that live in something cast the first something or other, who can remember....
Who ever said cats had 9 lives is a liar!!
Anyone who has a 9 year old female gray tabbie that answers to the name 'Peaches', please contact me, I need one by 4pm tomorrow when the family return home.
It regulates speed, its up to you to steer and stay behind the correct vehicle you wish to chase. I am assuming its not doing this with a fixed point (like a laser) but more of a spectrum scan and all is requried is for the lead vehicle to remain in the field to keep contact and speed. If you suddenly turn off the road and the target is lost, the system would then react as if cruise control was turned off.
Like most cruise control its designed for slight variations in speed and its not going to lock up your bracks causing pile ups (good lawsuit fodder).
I hope you and your karma are happy. This inane mod system forced me down the trolling path after one post was moded down and my default karma sucked there was no way to recover, so now I'm limited to 2 posts a day. Here is my other one here its pretty funny and got modded to 0, FUCK YAY!!!
I put on my robe and wizard hat
J-Dogg> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears27> Aight.
J-Dogg> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears27> I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.
J-Dogg> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears27> Oh, I like to play dress up.
J-Dogg> Me too baby.
BritneySpears27> I kiss you softly on your chest.
J-Dogg> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears27> Hey...
J-Dogg> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears27> Funny I still don't see it.
J-Dogg> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuk of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears27> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
J-Dogg> Don't fuk with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
J-Dogg> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears27> Don't ever message me again you piece of shiat.
J-Dogg> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
J-Dogg> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
J-Dogg> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
J-Dogg> Baby?
*
I'm a Rhino
sexysusan> Thats ok. Ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you.
J-Dogg> A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
sexysusan> Haha, ok lets go.
sexysusan> I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.
J-Dogg> I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
sexysusan> Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
sexysusan> I start unbuttoning your shirt.
J-Dogg> Rhinoceruses don't were shirts.
sexysusan> No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
J-Dogg> Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fuking charge your ass.
sexysusan> Stop, c'mon be serious.
J-Dogg> It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
J-Dogg> I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
sexysusan> Thats it.
J-Dogg> Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
J-Dogg> Goddam am I hard now.
*
Britney> Part 2
BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14> What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA> Oh shit
BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA> Oh shit
eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something
*
Mmmmm, Vegtables
J-Dogg> Wanna cyber?
Partner7> Sure, you into vegetables?
J-Dogg> What like gardening an shit?
Partner7> Yeah, something like that.
J-Dogg> Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-Dogg> You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Partner7> is that it?
J-Dogg> You water your tomato patch.
J-Dogg> Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Partner7> I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a li
There are many variants out there, most with bloodninja as the hero but I think this is the orginial.
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