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  1. Re:Troll Alert on Plan9 is now Officially Open Source · · Score: 0, Funny

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?

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    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your @$$.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your @$$.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

  2. Re:the biggest concerns on Walmart to Push RFID · · Score: -1

    So your the one wearing my old underwear... please ignore the stains, that's uhhh lemonade I spilled in 1987.

  3. Re:the biggest concerns-Privacy Painball. on Walmart to Push RFID · · Score: -1

    Your parents are pretty fucked up, I realize we all have goals for our children but I've never met any that were planning on their offspring being fugatives AND predicting the demise of our current law enforcement system or it morphing into such an imagnative set of jackboots.

  4. Re:Alreay run into this... on Yet Another Windows Worm · · Score: -1

    What's your CU's IP? I'll double check your bro's work.

  5. Re:Two stroke? on Aqwon, the First Hydrogen Scooter · · Score: -1

    Although they say the hydrogen will freeze during an accident, I have to wonder how long before the first fender-bender turned hindenburg at the corner by Dairy Quenn.

  6. Re:Comedi gooooood, APM baaaad..... on Running a Research Lab on Free Software? · · Score: -1

    No problems here, XP runs GREAT!!! on my laptop, thanks for the suggestion though.

  7. Re:xbox piracy on Microsoft Talks Handhelds, Xbox Linux · · Score: -1

    It runs NT4 kernel and doesn't crash, THAT is ground breaking.

  8. Re:The New Government Blacklist on Databases and Privacy · · Score: -1

    So post-9/11 he doesn't fly commercial but wants to create public confidence so I will?

    Sounds right to me.

  9. Re:-1 off topic, but I need advice on Researching The Open Source Way · · Score: -1

    Sponge Cake

    Avoid Twinkies, the creamy filling hardens over time and causes cancer in labratory rats.

  10. Re:Glorious! on Updates on War in Iraq · · Score: -1

    Greyhound baby, I'll send you coupon, what's your addy?

  11. Re:Surprise, surprise... on Examining Microsoft Update · · Score: -1

    So rather then buy devices based on their functionality, performance and price I'm gonna base my purchase on the manufacturers website usabiltiy? Riiiiigghhhtt.

  12. Re:First XBox ! on Microsoft Loses Showdown in Houston · · Score: -1

    Yeah, hip-hop, that's what slashdot is all about. Can you reply with some more rappers and the dates of the deaths, I want to make sure I add them to my database.

    http://www.matthewkelly.org/

  13. Re:how well does it cluster? on How Well Does Windows Cluster? · · Score: -1
    Jesus Christ on a crutch, why bother with a story?, just ask people to post MS slams if that is your desired result.


    What a ruse.

  14. Re:Finally... on Details of MSFT's Antitrust Lobbying · · Score: -1

    Political contributions (on that scale) ARE public record.

  15. Re:fp on Details of MSFT's Antitrust Lobbying · · Score: -1

    1% of the Military budget and I (and a few thousand of my closest friends) could spend the rest of my days on our own private island with a never ending string of sex, drugs, and high speed internet.

  16. Re:Two Perspectives on Read the Fine Print · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder how many people have read the EULA and then clicked cancel and returned the product...... oh wait nevermind, since most people get it preloaded they never had the chance.

  17. Re:Robot wars? on Robots vs. Humans And Other Security Issues · · Score: -1
    The amateur robots of BattleBots, etc. are by no means representative of the current state-of-the-art in robotics or machine intelligence.

    Yes they are, I saw it on TV, so it must be true

  18. Re:Page widening!!! on Panasonic Dual-LCD PC · · Score: -1

    Alan Thicke will be appearing on a celebrities edition of Fear Factor.

  19. Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? on Episode II Gets Rave Review · · Score: -1
    Attack of the Clowns?!?! That is ghey.

    And I have already seen Star Wars 5 (Empire Strikes Back) and it sucked. Of course I didn't know it was SW5 at the time as the bastards tricked me into it. I can't wait until this montrosity is over once and for all.

    Death to Lucas!!!

  20. Re:Can... on Free Wireless Networks at Airports · · Score: -1
    Where's your goatse.cx link?

    Where your Natalie Portman reference?

    Come on man, at lease try......... or is that the only thing you have in your clipboard these days? Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V Ctrl-V

  21. Re:Well on Free Wireless Networks at Airports · · Score: -1
    We should also limit Jews, Blacks, Italians, Greeks, Canadians, and the French, especially the French

    Come on man, this is a free society, damn safety and security, stay in your basement if your afraid to go outside. Screw the lines and security checks, I want on the damn plane so I get to my boring meeting and get back home to play games, I don't have time for these shenanigans anymore, it is becoming more and more convienent to drive

    for fuck's sake, Freedom comes before all

  22. Re:LAN PARTY on Free Wireless Networks at Airports · · Score: -1

    The first time you hear TERRORISTS WIN, you get a free cavity search, good luck with that

  23. Re:This must be insightful, it's on Slashbot on Hot New Silicon Graphics Workstations · · Score: -1

    God damn you suck. You suck like no other thing has ever sucked before.

  24. Re:Why? on Hot New Silicon Graphics Workstations · · Score: -1

    $12000 for machine
    OR
    $9000 for software
    hrmmmmmm

  25. Re:SGI on Hot New Silicon Graphics Workstations · · Score: -1

    NT4 SP3, no MIPS support since