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  1. And in other news... on Some Linux Distros Found Vulnerable By Default · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... some birds fly south for the winter, my belly sometimes makes gurgling noises and jam tastes nice on toast.

    So what? Publish the vunerabilities, patch them, move on. Sheesh..

  2. Re:WTF on Microsoft Fails to Comply With EU Requirements · · Score: 1

    Yep, they .

    Shocking, isnt it.

  3. Re:Patience on Microsoft Fails to Comply With EU Requirements · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just so as we are clear, the EU is more of a governing body or confederation, not a government. Most people (esp. in the UK) think that most EU politicians sit on their behinds making up laws nobody needs or wants (such as the standard length of bananas). However to be fair we do tend to jump to the EU especially when it comes to Human Rights.

    Quite frankly tho, IMHO Microsoft will have more problems with this than just owing cash. I believe they have a reputation to uphold, and that is worth more than $5 million dollars a day.

  4. Re:NOW I can have my coffee on No Secret Plan at Google? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... McScoogle? Sounds like some sort of Scottish clan

  5. Re:Why arent governments proacting agaisnt these n on Over a Million Zombie PCs · · Score: 5, Informative

    From honeypot FAQ:

    8. Do you prosecute the people that compromise systems within the Honeynet? No. The prime directive of the Honeynet Project is research and to share those lessons learn. It is not our goal to catch and prosecure blackhats. We do forward information about compromised systems to CERT so CERT can notify admins of compromised systems. We limit our contact with authorities only when the Project feels there is a critical need. If we were to become involved in a major legal case everytime a system was compromised, we would not have time for research, let alone our real jobs.

    read more about honeypot here. It seems they probably could, but are not going to.

  6. Re:Battle Stairs! on Hitachi Unveils Humanoid Robot · · Score: 1

    It could do hand stands i suppose... ;)

  7. Re:Telesales on Telco Spams and Gets Huge Fine · · Score: 3, Funny

    :) lol

    However sometimes you just need a button to push which gives the caller an electric shock.

    Telesales: Good afternoon sir are you x?
    Me:Go AWAY!! *BUZZzzzzzzzT*
    Telesales: aaarrgh!

  8. Re:Telesales on Telco Spams and Gets Huge Fine · · Score: 1

    Excellent, thanks for that! Great info.

  9. Telesales on Telco Spams and Gets Huge Fine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now if the concept could be extended to telesales, my sanity levels would definately be returned to normal.

    Not a single day goes by when I'm not phoned up by some mechanical phonedialer/call centre and asked if I'd like to buy double glazing/dial a premium line/order jam. Arrrgh!!

    And don't tell me to go ex-directory. I want my friends to find me in the phonebook if they need to thanks.

  10. Re:Interesting crowd on EDS: Linux is Insecure, Unscalable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a Cisco contractor, Cisco afaik have always supported linux and actively promote it to their employees as an alternative to Windows. In fact, there was talk of going totally linux at one point!! I dont know where this "concensus" came from but it smells dodgy.

  11. Re:Ooohhh.. Leters! on GPL Violators On The Prowl · · Score: 2, Informative

    yup.. FTFA:

    In this year, the project managed to conclude more than 25 amicable agreements, two preliminary injunctions and one court order.

  12. Re:Google? on What Can Yahoo Do To Compete with Google? · · Score: 1

    .. thats very freudian, don't you think?

  13. Re:It seems... on Source Code Dispute in Boston's Big Dig · · Score: 1

    the government bodies should be defining the data that needs to be stored, the interfaces to them and the interactions between them

    No, this is the job of the software architects, not the goverment. If it were left to the government it would be easy to see why it were a problem.

    IMHO, what actually happens is that its partly a mix of:

    a) the bid is purposely under to grab the contract

    b) the system is cheaply and badly architectured to keep initial outlay low

    c) the spec creeps little by little along the way to eek out the funds once the government are committed.

    Either way, they suck the government to the very last penny. It happens all the time, from buildings (scottish parliament for example) to defense contracts. And we (tax payers) foot the bill.

  14. Evil.. pure evil on Source Code Dispute in Boston's Big Dig · · Score: 1



    We are going to build a computer system, costing One BILLION dollars!!

  15. Re:It seems... on Source Code Dispute in Boston's Big Dig · · Score: 1

    Yea, the Child Benefit Agency computer system for one. That was a real balls up costing £425 million plus.

    I linked to that article cause it was the first one I could find on Google ;)

  16. It seems... on Source Code Dispute in Boston's Big Dig · · Score: 4, Informative

    .. that (at least in the UK) government overspends on IT is quite common, so I'm not overly surprised really.

    http://www.computing.co.uk/news/1139418

  17. Re:For those of us who don't live near Boston on Source Code Dispute in Boston's Big Dig · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    " Failure to secure access to the source code of a key application added more than $10 million to the cost of the infamous "Big Dig" highway construction project in Boston, according to the Massachusetts state auditor.

    The application, called the Integrated Project Control System (IPCS), handles traffic, roadway, fire and security systems management for the $14 billion Central Artery/Third Harbor Tunnel Project. Software development for the IPCS project remains unfinished. "


  18. Lego? Batman? on Holy LEGO Blocks, Batman! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Joker: hahahah.. now we can see the face behind the mask of Batman!! ...

    Robin: Holy bump on the head, Batman!

  19. Now all we need... on 'Millipede' Prototype Shown at CeBIT · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... is a nano gun and some nano mushrooms! Ah those were the days.

  20. Re:The best part on iPod Shuffle Lookalike Hits CeBIT · · Score: 1

    [i]2) the FM radio is a good idea[/i]

    I'd prefer it to be DAB digital radio... I'd be a bit more excited if it were.

  21. Re:That programmer... on 'Spamalot' Subscribers to Get Spam ... a Lot · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. We could say "NI!" to the poor fellow but it'd be a terrible thing to do to him..

  22. Re:sacked on 'Spamalot' Subscribers to Get Spam ... a Lot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

  23. Jackson... on Hobbit Movie in Four Years? · · Score: 5, Funny

    sits down and starts singing about Gold.

    l

    You are in a comfortable tunnel like hall to the east there is the round green door you see :
    the wooden chest.
    Gandalf. Gandalf is carrying a curious map.
    Jackson.
    Gandalf gives the curious map to you.
    Jackson waits.

  24. Re:Emergent Solution on Who Will Pay For Open Access? · · Score: 1

    Yes, good idea!! That way they could put popup/under and inline adds in there that sell you penis enlargement therapy and viagra to make revenue!!

    Why didn't I think of that before!! ;)

  25. MS FindFast + NTFS ~= WINFS? on WinFS to be available in WinXP · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sooo.. this is a FS with "MS Office FindFast" built in -- grreat. More slowness.

    Would there be any way to turn the damn thing off?