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  1. Re:Mr. Wall, please sit down... on Oracle and the End of Programming As We Know It · · Score: 1

    The answer to this is to buy enough judges to assert copyright on the Roman alphabet.
    Then you go to Oracle and tell them byotches: "Lay by your dish."

  2. Re:Not even a real planet! on Researchers Model Pluto's Atmosphere, Find 225 Mph Winds · · Score: 1

    Once the government figured all this wind speeding too far away to tax, Pluto got plutoed.

  3. Business Int on Introducing SlashBI · · Score: 3, Funny

    Business Int
    Capitalist glint
    Of shiny chin
    Fit to print
    Burma Shave

  4. Re:Openoffice still exists? on Apache OpenOffice Lagging Behind LibreOffice In Features · · Score: 1

    On the topic of programmability, all I want to see is a clean API in Python (or whatever) that gives the broad programmability of VBA.

  5. Re:Heil on 'Mein Kampf' To Be Republished In Germany · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    As cheap shots go, that's a fairly good one.
    I do agree with Goldberg, though, that the Left is relatively more worrisome when it comes to fascism.

  6. Re:Unfortunately... on Ask Slashdot: Sources For Firmware and Hardware Books? · · Score: 1

    But I #include all of http://www.boost.org/ for good justice. . .

  7. Re:Companies do this all the time on NY Times: Microsoft Tried To Unload Bing On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Have it both ways: She loves my automobile

  8. Re:SVN for law on Hacking the Law · · Score: 1

    Come see the vi olence inherent in the admin!

  9. Re:Old and busted: mining asteroids on Planetary Resources Confirms Plan To Mine Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Likely as soon as there is enough means to enforce taxes being paid, plus about two seconds.

  10. I'm blaming Paul Allen on One In Five Macs Holds Malware — For Windows · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the sake of variety.

  11. Old and busted: mining asteroids on Planetary Resources Confirms Plan To Mine Asteroids · · Score: 1

    New hotness: taxing asteroids.
    Them rich rocks gotta pay their fair share. I heard they're Dick Cheney fans, anyway, so to rubble with 'em.

  12. Nutrition Blog on North Carolina Threatens To Shut Down Nutrition Blogger · · Score: 3, Funny

    A nutrition blog
    Is a horrible slog.
    Go straight razor smooth,
    Get some barbecued hog!
    Burma Shave

  13. Re:How Silly on US Journalists Targeted By Pentagon Propaganda Contractors · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not when there is contract money and/or professional reputation at stake.

  14. After all these years. . . on Microsoft Patent Hints At Search Results Tailored To User's Mood, Intelligence · · Score: 1

    . . .Microsoft has finally caught up with Emacs.
    *sniff* They said Redmond could never do it *cough* but they were WRONG!

  15. But for raw sadism. . . on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 1

    . . .nothing beats lighting off the VBA editor, putting a leash on MS Word, and walking it around the block like your dog. Although, as noted above, Emacs remains far above the fray.

  16. Re:Because, Lord knows... on Facebook Says It Has 'No Intention' To Abuse CISPA · · Score: 1

    Ah, but Progress seeks to be judged upon its swell intentions, rather than its empirically wretched results.

  17. Re:Baloney on Magical Thinking Is Good For You · · Score: 1

    As though a slashdot reader is capable of mating in the absence of magic.

  18. Re:News for Nerds? on Santorum Suspends Presidential Campaign · · Score: 1
  19. License scan? on Best Buy Scans Drivers License For Returns — No More Allowed For 90 Days · · Score: 5, Funny

    License scan?
    Listen, man:
    Call Holder, and
    Say it's voting, man.
    Burma Shave

  20. Re:One more reason against Obama-care on Medicaid Hacked: Over 181,000 Records and 25,000 SSNs Stolen · · Score: 1

    Isn't that the whole point of the noble savage myth?

  21. Re:Why? on UK Police Buy Covert Cellphone Surveillance System · · Score: 1

    Sooner or later, even the government catches up with the thieves.

  22. Re:Or NYC. on Volunteer Towns Sought For Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1

    Well, Stefon, for one.

  23. Re:Twitter exists to do less on Is Twitter Rendered Obsolete By Google+? · · Score: 1

    Clusterfuck has a suitable ring to it.

    For god's sake man: can't we leave politics out of this?

  24. Re:What is an Internet? on Is Twitter Rendered Obsolete By Google+? · · Score: 1

    My packet is haze gray and underway.

  25. Dragon Capsule on Dragon Capsule Could Be 1st Private Craft To Dock With ISS · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dragon Capsule,
    Strong to save:
    When venturing forth,
    Bring Burma Shave.