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  1. Re:"The Year Of" on Why 2012 Will Be the Year of the Android Tablet · · Score: 5, Funny

    2012 will be the year of failed predictions and prophecies.

  2. Re:Queue the screams of hysteria on The Fjord-Cooled Data Center · · Score: 1

    Next up, a project to cool servers by having Norwegian Blue Parrots flapping their wings.

    (However it won't work with dead parrots)

    Maybe swallows would be better

  3. Re:Quality on China Now Top Patent Filer · · Score: 2

    I think they measure in metres there.
    A meter is a device. a metre is a unit of length. (At least in the rest of the world.outside USA)

  4. Re:Why don't they just ... on New Kind of Metal Theorized To Be In the Earth's Lower Mantle · · Score: 3, Funny

    They never did get to the Centre. (Arne Saknussen claimed he did, but there is no proof)
    They got as far down as the Liddenbruch Sea, but when they tried going futher down, they found a big rock had fallen and blocked further descent.
    After deciding to blow it up and setting the charge, they put out to sea for safety. with the explosion the sea poured into the hole, their raft was sucked into it too. they went down a bit but then there was a volcanic eruption and they got blown up through Mt Etna
    So they went back to Germany, Axel married Grauben, and they lived happily ever after.

  5. Computer on a PCMCIA card on PCMCIA Computer Project Aims Even Higher (and Cheaper) Than Raspberry Pi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great, so this low cost computer can be plugged into the PCMCIA slot of a laptop. Or you couyld just use the laptop. Am i missing something here?

  6. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely on US Watchdog Bans Photoshop Use In Cosmetics Ads · · Score: 1

    The majority of the worlds population lives in the northern hemisphere, where at the moment it is winter. Clothing is not optional for outside.

  7. Re:start with Australia and Brazil on Microsoft Upgrading Windows Users To Latest Version of MSIE · · Score: 2

    Argentina comes before Australia alphabetically. Its got more population too.

    Anyway, what if you don't have Windows Update set to automatic mode?

  8. Re:TCO on Canada First Nation To Pull Out of Kyoto Accord · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of the land that will benefit from warmer temperatures in in the Canadian shield region. Its rock, and it will be warmer but you still can't grow anything there.

  9. Re:exactly! on NASA May Send Landers To Europa In 2020 · · Score: 4, Informative

    "All these worlds Are yours except Europa Attempt no Landing there"

    Yep, that part is from the book 2010 by Arthur C Clarke

    The rest is from a crappy movie based on the book

  10. Re:oblong?? on Massive Radio Telescope Starts Observing the Skies · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always thought Oblong was more rectangular than elliptical. Of course the rectangle with rounded corners was invented by apple.

  11. Maybe they would be better on Syria Bans iPhone, Protest App · · Score: 0

    Maybe they would be better off banning guns instead
    (No, the 2nd amendment doesn't apply in Syria)

  12. Of all time? on Patent Expires On Best Selling Drug of All Time · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Surely Alcohol is the best selling drug of all time

  13. Its Life.Jim, but not as we know it on Restaurants Plan DNA-Certified Seafood Program · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Just like the claims of "organic" vegetables,"

    I would be interested to see 'inorganic' vegetables...

  14. Re:Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Just send a couple of guys there and make it a one way mission. They can start colonising immediately and start building stuff."

    Unfortunately there are no Martian princesses there for these couple of guys to breed with, so you are gonna have to include some females in the crew.

    "Pioneers used to do that sort of thing all the time in the new world"
    "
    The new world (the Americas) had a lot of advantages that Mars does not:

    Breathable atmosphere
    Climate suitable for growing stuff
    Fertile soil with plants and animals already there
    turkeys, cranberries and mashed potato for dinner (and locals to tell the colonists how to cook them)
    Trees for making wooden structures out of
    fresh water
    mineral resources
    etc

  15. Re:To be fair on Lego Bible Too Racy For Sam's Club · · Score: 1

    News Flash: Islam also regards the Bible as a Holy book, and Judaism believes in the Old Testament.

  16. Re:What? on 4.74 Degrees of Separation on Facebook · · Score: 1

    Wouldnt that be American (Fahrenheit) or European (Celcius) degrees

  17. Bionic implants on Bionic Implants and Spectrum Clash · · Score: 1

    Is Lee Majors still alive?

  18. Re:Dark matter or antimatter? on Cosmic Antimatter Excess Confirmed · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Some dark matter candidates are, according to theory, their own anti-particle"

    In related news, Herman Cain is his own worst enemy.

  19. Re:Raise your hand if... on Internet Water Army On the March · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, my first thought was internet over water pipes, since they have already tried internet over power lines, and other 'utilities (phone companies, cabletv companies) bundle internet with their services (if you get your internet, phone and cable from us you only pay $25/mo for each...

  20. Hybrid Pedestrians? on Hybrids Safer In Crashes — Except For Pedestrians · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if your a hybrid pedestrian you are more likely to be injured?

  21. Meanwhile just north of Australia on Google Upgrades WebP To Challenge PNG Image Format · · Score: 2

    The people of Papua New Guinea are not impressed

  22. One other thing that ACC predicted on Life-Bearing Lake Possible On Icy Jupiter Moon · · Score: 1

    The Chinese will get there first

    (in the book anyway - the movie sucked)

  23. Arthur Levinson becomes Chairman of the Board on Apple Names New Chairman · · Score: 0

    Where do I sign up for my $50

  24. Re:Can I make up my own acronyms too? on SOPA Hearings Stacked In Favor of Pro-SOPA Lobby · · Score: 1

    About 40 years ago, BSA was a British company that made motorbikes (competing with Triumph and Norton)

  25. Re:More Specifically Aimed at Chinese Fur Farms on Mario's Raccoon Suit Enrages PETA · · Score: 1

    "I really want to see the documentation for this comment so I can send the link to several of my angry vegan female friends...
    After which they still won't sleep with you."

    Isn't sleeping with Vegans a kind of Rishathra
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