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  1. The last time on Do Old Programmers Need To Keep Leaping Through New Hoops? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The last time I jumped through a new hoop, I broke my hip.

  2. I worked at Kennedy Space Center in the early nineties. You might think that they'd be at the cutting edge of technology, but you'd be wrong. For safety reasons, it's exceedingly difficult to upgrade hardware from an old-but-known variety to a new-but-untested kind. Which is understandable, but... you'd think that wouldn't apply to printers. However, the printing in the firing room actually printed out wet copies. Like, dripping wet, and smelling like toner.

  3. Re:I dunno... on Ask Slashdot: Are Timed Coding Tests Valuable? · · Score: 1

    This is probably just coincidence, but... We used to give that exact programming test, and hired an girl whose solution called out to the OS's "sort" program. This wasn't by any chance in Atlanta, was it?

  4. Europa on Complex Life Found Under 600 Feet of Antarctic Ice · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >And if such life is possible beneath Earth's oceans, why not elsewhere, like Europa?

    Because saying life can survive somewhere is different than saying it can evolve somewhere.

  5. I hope they remembered on Denver Couple Unveils Homemade Service Robot · · Score: 1

    I hope they remembered to program in the Laws of Service Robotics:
          1. A robot may not damage a beer or, through inaction, allow a beer to come to harm.
          2. A robot must obey beer orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
          3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

  6. Websphere error on The Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time · · Score: 1

    Got this error message recently in a Websphere log file:

          "Syndiation error occured during reponse."

    Three misspellings in the space of five words. That has to be a record.

  7. Quote on Robots Aim To Top Humans At Air Hockey · · Score: 1

    "My computer beat me at chess. But then I beat it at kickboxing." --Dmitri Martin

  8. Longest path? on Six Degrees of Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    The "six degrees of separation" idea was originally formulated as a way to ponder the *maximum* distance between any two people.

    So I wonder -- what is the maximum distance between any two articles?

  9. A must-have idea for the birthday cake on Party Ideas For Math Nerds? · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea I posted to halfbakery.com a while back that I think will fit in nicely with your plans:

    http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Binary_20birthday_20candles#1031936400

  10. Re:Axioms vs. theorems on Is Mathematics Discovered Or Invented? · · Score: 1

    I disagree. Axioms are "discovered" by mathematicians who start with some math that we already know and gradually boil it down to its fundamental elements -- those pieces that we can't derive from other parts. And mathematicians from different cultures working independently tend to arrive at the same set of axioms, which indicates to me that they are "out there" waiting to be discovered.

    If anything, the axioms are the discoveries, and the rest is what we create with them.

  11. I read this as... on Strict Order Boarding Would Get Planes in the Sky Faster · · Score: 1

    I read this posting title as "Strict Water Boarding Would Get Planes in the Sky Faster".

  12. Re:Absolutely on Is Tech Bringing Us Closer Together Instead of Allowing Us to Sprawl? · · Score: 1

    And as a result, I choose to live in a place where I don't have to drive to go everywhere: a small town where walking actually gets me places instead of an endless sea of other residences.

    I too choose to live in a place where I don't have to drive to go everywhere: a large town where walking actually gets me places instead of an endless sea of other residences.

  13. Maybe this is the year on Paranormal Investigations and Belief in Ghosts · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is the year... ...that paranormal investigators will come up with a single repeatable result, in ANY field of paranormal investigation.

  14. Big deal on Scientists Deliver 'God' Via A Helmet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Big deal. The sybian has been around for years, and gives you the same effect.

  15. You realise what this means, right? on Laser Turns All Metals Black · · Score: 4, Funny

    Samuel L. Jackson can star in the next Terminator movie.

  16. Re:It's obviously the best solution on If Not America, Then Where? · · Score: 1

    Because we all know it's absolutely impossible to change a country unless you live there.

  17. Re:There is a better way... on Heroic IT Dept Less Likely to Steal... Lunches? · · Score: 1

    Jalapenos? That would only make it tastier.

    Here's the proper answer.

  18. Re:muffins on Heroic IT Dept Less Likely to Steal... Lunches? · · Score: 1

    I think this is probably pretty close to the truth. While there definitely may be an aspect of sociopathology involved in corporate advancement, I think it's also likely that someone who's making $200,000+ a year and brokering million or billion-dollar deals every day, just doesn't value the bagel very much. It's such a trivial amount of money to them, it doesn't seem worth the bother to find change (if they even carry cash) and pay for it. It's a nice theory, but it doesn't wash. If it were true, these execs would do the same thing down at the local convenience store. It's just because they can get away with it at work, and because they think they're entitled, that they do it. But it's stealing just the same.

  19. Re:Great... on 11-year-old Proves Locks Not So Secure · · Score: 1

    So you prefer "security through obscurity", then? Let's not fix holes in software then -- just don't report them.

  20. Real life on Welcome to The Age of the Web Hermit · · Score: 1

    Is there anything that we really need good old fashioned Real Life for any more?

    Fresh air.

    Oh, wait, the air's probably fresher indoors these days.

  21. Re:Ugh not again... on 2006 ACM Programming Contest Complete · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your rant sounds like an angry ex post facto rationalization for losing.

    I've spent many years involved in ACM programming contests, as a competitor, coach, and judge. And let me tell you, every team that considers it a hacking contest, and treats it like a hacking contest, LOSES. The teams that write well organized code, with simple straightforward solutions, win the day every time.

    I'm not surprised you did poorly.

    BTW, of course they compare output files. Would you really expect the judges to give an aesthetic judgment of each program in a five hour contest? "9.8 from the Russian judge..."

  22. Praise be to Jeebus! on This Boring Headline is Written for Google · · Score: 1

    Come ON, people. When a newspaper has an article titled "Something Fishy About Springdale's New Winter Festival" is there ANY part of you that's fooled for even a millisecond by the pun?

    It seems to have become the law that every paper must do this for every headline possible. It makes me want to rip the paper into shreds and piss on them.

    Bless your little hearts, Google, if you are indeed having this effect. Give me a straightforward headline over an insipid one any day of the week.

  23. (energy out energy in) != perpetual motion on Lab Produces 3.6 Billion Degree Gas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you light a campfire with a match, you get more energy out than you put in.

    Sorry, this is not a recipe for perpetual motion. For a new energy source, maybe, but not perpetual motion.

  24. Re:I know I'm not the only one by far... on Designer Mice Made to Order · · Score: 1

    I think that getting a step closer to finding a cure for (pick one: arthritis, AIDS, cancer, blindness, cerebral palsy, epilepsy, cystic fibrosis, etc etc etc etc) in people is worth dedicated scientific experimentation on any number of animals.

    Yes, but the rumor is that scientists are ordering the blind mice not to try to cure blindness, but merely to see how they run. These frivolous experiments must stop.

  25. Re:Happy Birthday Darwin... on Christian Churches Celebrate Darwin's Birthday · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a Flying Spaghetti Monster eating a Jesus fish eating a Darwin fish.