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  1. Re:Ok ... How do you upload stuff onto it? on Old PowerBook + Hot Glue = Cheap Digital Picture Frame · · Score: 1

    > you could simply use a Newer EtherDock (good luck finding one, you can't have mine!)

    Oh! Aren't I SO COOL! You *could* have a "Newer Etherdock" if you were as cool as me. In fact, you could *simply* have a Newer Etherdock if (a) you were as cool as me and (b) you could find one or (c) if I gave you mine (which I won't so nyah).

    So, let's recap:

    1. If you were as cool as me, and
    2. if you could find one, or
    3. I gave you mine, then
    4. You could *simply* use one instead of some other laptop.

    Oh, and I am *so* popular at parties.

  2. Thanks folks! on How To Clone A Mammoth · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This sounds like a mammoth job!
    They have a real tusk ahead of them!

  3. Cross Browser? on Defcon X - Live in Las Vegas · · Score: 1

    > E-Mail the Alexis Park letting them know their site isn't cross-browser compatible. Not everyone uses IE and NS ;)

    I really do find this a bit rich.

    First, their site isn't *horribly* cross-browser incompatible. Crumbs, I can Lynx it just fine.

    Second, I really have to wonder where you get off asking people to do this for you. If it was such a great requirement that their site fit this criterion, surely enough people would already be complaining. This, to my mind, is like asking people to email the webmaster telling them their site isn't in Swahili, Nepali or even Spanish. "Not everyone speaks English".

  4. Re:Don't motivate... on Motivating Your Co-Developers? · · Score: 1
    Or how about:

    "Yeah? Well F--- you!"
    "F--- me? F--- YOU and F--- YOU!"
    "Hey! Language fellows, please!"

    ...from the lesser known Glengarry Glenn Ridge.

  5. Waddaya know? on FBI Arrests 4 College Interns For Stealing Lunar Materials · · Score: 1
  6. Re:A recipe for disaster on Software Engineering at Microsoft · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > Code review is a power trip and best, and a drain on morale at worst.

    Can you see the spelling error you made in this sentence? Did you mean to make that error?

    If you can't even type error-free prose, how could you be expected to create error-free code?

    People make errors. Code review helps reduce the effect of those errors.

  7. End of semester... on Good Morning, Professor Romero · · Score: 2, Funny

    "OK so to sum up...

    'Dai' means 'big'
    and 'Katana' means 'Katana'.

    OK let's break for soda."

    DD

  8. Re:They gotta get better villians on BBC To Revive Doctor Who Next Year · · Score: 1
    > Almost all the Dr. Who villians are greedy capitalists.

    Oh, rot.

    What about Sutekh, Last of the Osirians? "All life is my enemy...all life will perish under the reign of Sutekh the destroyer!"

    What about the giant slugs from Green Death?

    What about Harrison Chase, the mad botanist from Seeds of Doom - "a beautiful new world, silent and green"?

    What about Taren Capel from Robots of Death, interested only in freeing his robot brothers so they "needn't be slaves to human dross"?

    What about Professor Kettlewell's robot from Robot, whose purpose was to destroy enemies of the human race but subsequently sought only to fulfil his creator's dreams of destroying humanity?

    Some of my faves - and it's really stretching it to call them capitalists.

    DD

  9. When? on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When will our North American friends realise that their legal system is completely out of control?

    First it was the Oath of Allegiance, now a specimen of moon rock - litigation should NOT always be the first resort.

    DD

  10. Re:1802 bug on Pet Bugs? · · Score: 1

    Are you sure (unsure?) if you have (don't have) that right (wrong?).

  11. Think the *other way around* on MAME Ported to (Chipped) Xbox · · Score: 1

    I see most posts are mentioning one of:

    (a) Microsoft will be unhappy about this
    (b) This could be good for the Xbox as people will start flocking to XboxMame
    (c) Discussion about the modchippers.

    What about thinking the *other* way. Who do you think is an easier target: the modchippers who can fly by night, or Nicola Salmoria whose name is plastered across heaps of websites?

    Wouldn't it be a shame if this proved not to be a triumph over Microsoft of modchip technology, but rather the demise of MAME?

    DD

  12. Safety saber on Fake Light Sabers Making Real Cash · · Score: 1

    Ben: Your father's lightsaber. This is the weap-

    Luke: What's that red thing on the end?

    Ben: Uh...that's so you don't poke someone's eye out...This is the weapon of a Jedi Kni-

    Luke: What about the blade - does it retract? Huh? Does it?

    Ben: Uh...NO you have to remove it when not in battle. Uh...where was I..oh yeah, THIS is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or-

    Luke: And what about a sort of cool swirling noise? Does it have one of those?

  13. Re:FWIW on Inside the Joint Strike Fighter Competition · · Score: 1
    > of course the use of 'a lot' is generally considered a sign of poor writing.


    "In the landgrab, I staked out a lot that suited my needs perfectly."


    I agree - that sentence is completely unsuitable.


    DD

  14. Two paragraphs per page! on How Yoda Became an Action Star · · Score: 1

    I suppose I should be thankful that the story's being provided for free, but this "two paragraph per page" thing doesn't make for easy reading.

    Whenever I get to the end of the second paragraph I hear a voice saying, "and we'll be back in just a moment".

    Sigi

  15. Re:Don't be a player hater on AOpen Debuts The Funniest Motherboard Ever · · Score: 1
    > Worst Episode Ever, ATOC is.

    Displeased, Yoda would be, at your incorrect acronym. AOTC, I think you mean.

    DD

  16. I'm on this guy's list! on Australian Spammer Sues Back · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who's on this guy's "opt-in" email list, I can tell you the following:

    a. Most of his emails seem to be about 50k in size. Much HTML and graphics are included.

    b. The most common spam items seem to be about some sort of business seminar. There are also advertisements for a business involved in telephone technology (?).

    c. The only contact information in the email is a post office box and an out of state phone number. The phone number is permanently connected to an answering machine.

    d. The mail list isn't opt-in at all (surprise, surprise). Thing is, it's also not 'opt-out'. One da, in desperation, I replied to his spam (I know, I know). My request to be removed did nothing.

    DD

  17. A Global problem! on ATT Raises Prices for Cable Modem Owners · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Some days ago, users in Australia had their broadband access severely limited as the major providers changed the rules. There were many Slashdot posts effectively telling these users to 'get over it'. We were told to 'vote with our feet' and choose a provider that didn't take their bat and ball and go home when the game wasn't swinging their way. In effect, we were told to 'grow up' with regard to this apparently global technology.

    Now that a major US provider is changing the rules, it'll be interesting to see how Slashdot readers take the news when it affects them a bit closer to home.

    This is a problem that affects us all.

    DD.

  18. Re:Hmmm on Build a PC Inside of a Mac · · Score: 1

    > I just happen to have one that was never used but missing the logic board, CD and hard drives

    Sucked in! Mine's just missing the disk drive.

    DD.

  19. Re:Barf. on Build a PC Inside of a Mac · · Score: 1

    > People who butcher vintage computers make me sick.

    Yeah - much better to let them get composted at the dump, isn't it! Then at least you know they're being used! Oh hang on...

  20. She's sharp! on The Culture of CD Burning · · Score: 1

    "They may say they wanna smack me in the mouth. So I tell them, 'Oh, you wanna smack me in the mouth? Would it bother you if somebody else could just smack me in the mouth too?' They're speechless after that...it takes the wind right outta their sails!"

    DD

  21. Re:Stop, thief! on The Culture of CD Burning · · Score: 1

    > How would any manufaturer(sic) or store stay in business? Does this seem bad to anyone other than me?

    Why would they need to stay in business? Why would anyone *want* to stay in business?

    If you're in business to acquire wealth, you won't need to any more.

    If you're in business to develop experience, this machine won't stop you from gathering experience.

    If you're in business for the love of it, it won't stop you from working.

    I think it'd be great - imagine all the people, sharing all the world. It's easy if you try...

    DD.

  22. Re:Just in case the site gets /.ed on Abit's New Motherboard Lays On The Ports · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Sorry Abit, you lost my business right there.

    ...and in other news today, Abit has said that they will cancel production of their new MAX motherboard line due to the comments of one "Sheetsda" on slashdot.org.

    "We were hoping we could please everyone with this move", said an Abit spokesman, "but it turns out we really read the market totally wrong. Sheetsda's comment, however offhand, has really shaken us".

    Abit are said to be in talks with Sheetsda to work out what he wants.

    DD

  23. Re:I used to be a mac user on Apple Wants Your Input · · Score: 1

    > Apple could care less whether its a niche player or not.

    AARRGGHH. If you say they "could care less", it means THEY CARE.

    You mean they "couldn't care less".

    Geez, people.

    DD

  24. Re:Way too academic and math oriented on ACM Programming Contest Results · · Score: 1

    > BOYCOTT GOOGLE ADS! - They have refused ads for firearms!

    Oh poor baby - so you can't see ads for guns while you surf? Aren't there enough guns in the world?

    Grow up!

    DD

  25. Re:Blackmail: Sign or else on Beware Employment Contracts · · Score: 1

    > It's no different than any other contract in that sense.

    Yes and No. If I write a contract to murder or defraud someone, it won't be enforceable in court just because it's a signed contract. Contracts that include illegal items are null and void.