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  1. Re:Really? on Microsoft Raises Security Game, Notes Shortcomings Elsewhere · · Score: 1

    So that's why so many people don't want to switch to Linux.

  2. Re:I would like to have seen... on X10 Pays $4.3 million In Damages For Pop-Unders · · Score: 2, Funny

    Say you're playing along with a normal device, and it's at x10, and where do you go from there? Nowhere. But these go to X11!

  3. Throw all the software developers in jail on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 1

    That'll teach 'em!

  4. Re:Are you fsking kidding me? on ALA 3 Goes Online · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, not all users are going to be apt to do this...

    Just like not all McDonalds customers are apt to know that hot coffee should not be applied to one's body, and therefore all coffee should be served at the least objectionable temperature for coffee bathers, 102 degrees Fahrenheit.

    Resizing the browser window: it's not just for rocket scientists anymore!!!

  5. Thanks for getting the word out on For Americans, Imported Textbooks Can Be Cheaper · · Score: 1

    Now publishers outside the US will have a great excuse to jack up their prices. Students all over the world thank you!!!

  6. Re:Print 'em up! on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. This is the obvious answer to any attempt to quash free speech on the Internet--make it available in pamphlet form.

    Then, if you continue to provide the info on the net, you can point to the freely available pamphlet that contains the same information.

  7. Short form on EU Publishes Open Source Migration Guidelines · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here is the short form for deciding whether migration to OSS is appropriate:

    1. Are you OK with a foreign company having complete control of your data?

    Answers:
    Yes -- Continue using MS products.
    No -- Switch.

  8. Toshiba announces new laptop power supply on Toshiba Pushes Safe, Small Nuclear Reactor Design · · Score: 1

    Now you can do hours and hours of 3D rendering on your laptop without needing to recharge!

  9. GIVE ME A MEEELION DOLLARS on Are Linux Zealots Terrorists? · · Score: 1

    or this Windows ME machine will die!!!

    Oh, wait...

  10. Yet another reason... on E-Mail Controls in Office 2003 · · Score: 1

    to call people who mail Word documents idiots.

  11. More like "Where are they now" technologies on Top 5 Submerging Technologies Pinpointed · · Score: 1

    Dot matrix printers? Token Ring? Windows?

    It's like the 80s all over again!!!

    (By the way, a recent Slashdot survey confirms: Windows is dying.)

  12. FTAA Threatens Innovation on FTAA Treaty Threatens Innovation · · Score: 1

    "This is the FTAA. Come out with your hands up or we'll be forced to use innovation."

  13. In these trying times of crisis... on Software Error Causes Crisis in Mississippi · · Score: 1

    it is important for all Mississippians to leave behind their petty quarrels and band together, with neighbor supporting neighbor, to face the demands of the current troubles.

    Meanwhile, we here at Acme Enterprise Software Solutions and Live Bait will be working around the clock to overcome this crisis.

    Oh, and the CEO said to tell you there's going to be a huge keg party at his place tonight.

  14. 100 milliion songs on Apple Releases iTunes for Windows · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they're giving away 100 million copies of "The Hokey Pokey".

  15. Re:Torvalds, 33, looks like a supply clerk. on Wired Interview with Linus Torvalds · · Score: 1
    Torvalds, 33, looks like a supply clerk.

    Yeah, that's a good one, but Linus needs round-rimmed glasses, a green army-issue cap, and a teddy bear if he really wants to look like a supply clerk.

  16. Burnout rate vs. useful lifetime on The Cost of Distributed Client Computing? · · Score: 1

    You will throw out your CPU for being such a slow and out-of-date piece of junk long before it burns out.

  17. Re:From the Mono FAQ... on Mono-culture And The .NETwork Effect · · Score: 1
    The patents do not apply in countries where software patents are not allowed.

    Yup, you can still program freely in Uzbhekistan, Bhutan, and Haiti.

  18. Re:MS's vision: on Longhorn in 2006 · · Score: 1
    Longhorn will be what Windows 95 was.

    And therefore, Longhorn will only be a success if MS can get the Rolling Stones to play a cover of "The Theme from 'Rawhide'" for the product launch.

  19. Re:I'm just waiting... on Element 110 Now Darmstadtium · · Score: 1

    Close. "Adamant" is diamond. "Adamantium" is a metallic alloy whose primary user is Canada's "Weapon X" project.

    I read a biography of this guy named Logan who had all kinds of things to say about it...

  20. Oh on Matrix Revolutions To Be Released On Imax · · Score: 1

    I thought the title said "... to be released on Linux."

    That would be cool. Just "apt-get install matrix", load the USB brain electrode module, jack in, and you're good to go.

    Would you trust your brain to Windows?

  21. Microsoft's New Security Initiative on Ballmer Touts Focus on Security · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time someone discovers a security hole, Steve Ballmer will be dispatched to bellow, "SECURITY, SECURITY, SECURITY!!!" and get drops of perspiration all over any reporters who show up to cover the story.

  22. I'm just waiting... on Element 110 Now Darmstadtium · · Score: 2, Funny

    for scientists to discover adamantium, omnium, and unobtainium.

  23. Re:Darl here... on Red Hat Cornering SCO in Delaware · · Score: 1

    Another good question is, "Are you going to a white collar resort prison?"

  24. Re:XEmacs as Family PC Text Editor??? on Top 10 Software Titles Every Home PC Needs? · · Score: 1

    Maybe I should have put a :-) next to the word "minimal".

  25. Why Windows? on Top 10 Software Titles Every Home PC Needs? · · Score: 1

    Why would you want to install Windows, when you don't want to play any games, don't have any particular software that you need to run, and require only a basic home setup? Forget Windows.

    In answer to your question, the basic required software is:

    Web Browser (Mozilla or Mozilla Firebird)
    Mail client (Evolution, Sylpheed, mutt, whatever)
    Minimal text editor (XEmacs)
    OpenOffice.org
    Productivity software (nethack)