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  1. Re:CMU 1968-72 on Fifty Years Ago IBM 'Bet the Company' On the 360 Series Mainframe · · Score: 1

    My older brother shuffled your deck.

    Smart developers punched a sequence number in columns 73-80. A few passes through the sorter and you're good to go.

  2. Advice for all three? on Judge (Tech) Advice By Results · · Score: 1

    "What advice would you give someone who just bought a new laptop? What would you tell someone about how to secure their webserver against attacks? For that matter, how would you tell someone to prepare for their first year at Burning Man?

    Lotion. Lots of it.

  3. The Potion of See Invisible oscillates!

  4. Re:Who cares? on OKCupid Warns Off Mozilla Firefox Users Over Gay Rights · · Score: 1

    Why is it that people who preach tolerance are themselves so intolerant?

  5. Re:Faster please on SpaceX Resupply Mission To Launch March 30 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Senators are too busy designing pork barrels to design rockets.

    And NASA is too busy with "Muslim Outreach" to bother with actual space missions.

  6. Re:heartburn in the industry? on Linux May Succeed Windows XP As OS of Choice For ATMs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone bring me my flux capacitor!

    The questions is not "where is my flux capacitor" but "when is my flux capacitor". You're just not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

  7. Re:Church Committee? on Church Committee Members Say New Group Needed To Watch NSA · · Score: 1

    Ahem... from wikipedia: "The Church Committee was the United States Senate Select Committee to Study Governmental Operations with Respect to Intelligence Activities, a U.S. Senate committee chaired by Senator Frank Church (D-ID) in 1975."

    < Dana Carvey Mode ON>

    Well, isn't that special.

    < Dana Carvey Mode OFF>

  8. Re:Hmmm... on How Do You Backup 20TB of Data? · · Score: 1

    Once again a slashdotter is advocating to take away a musician's right to make a prophet.

    Well done. I'd +1 but you're already at 5.

  9. Re:I'll be damned on Ice Age Fossils Found During Los Angeles Subway Exploration · · Score: 1

    I didn't know dire wolves were real. I just thought it was some BS that George R. R. Martin came up with.

    Of course they're real, they're large 5 hit die creatures that have a bite attack and can trip with that attack. You often see druids and rangers taking them as animal companions.

    And Jerry Garcia even wrote about them. Of course they're real

    In the backwash of Fennario
    The black and bloody mire
    The dire wolf collects his due
    While the boys sing 'round the fire

    Don't murder me, I beg of you
    Don't murder me, please, don't murder me

  10. Re:Betteridge says... on Can Science Ever Be "Settled?" · · Score: 1

    No.

    In this case, it's true. Science can never be settled. Sure he'll finally marry some theory and have 2.3 kids and a dog and live in a ranch house in the suburbs but Science will still have those yearnings to be free, and he'll leave that theory to go cling to another, younger theory. Science will be doomed to repeat this until eventually he'll wind up a syphilitic old fart in a rest home, with strings of drool hanging from his mouth.

    Settled? No.

  11. It works best on Your Next Online Order Could Be Delivered To Your Car's Trunk · · Score: 1

    ... if you park your car in the FedEx/UPS/USPS parking lot.

  12. Re:can you see uranus with a telescope? on Astronomers Make the Science Case For a Mission To Neptune and Uranus · · Score: 2

    Just not in prison..

    There's nothing as nice as surprise wakeup sex.

    Unless you're in prison.

  13. Re:"European socialist capitalism" on Star Trek Economics · · Score: 1

    What is THAT supposed to mean? That the grass is greener at the other side of the Pond? Somebody really lost hist touch with reality...

    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

  14. Re:Arson? on Tesla Model S Caught Fire While Parked and Unplugged · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe a "hit" taken out by disgruntled Ohio auto dealers?

    Oh no. The Ohio dealers are fully gruntled.

  15. Re:Weather? on GPM Satellite To Usher In a New Era of Weather Observation · · Score: 1

    Well, the upper midwest has the two seasons: winter and road constructions.

    There's a sign at the Oregon border: "Welcome to Oregon. Road Construction Next 300 miles"

  16. Re:I'd love to have DSL on Surviving the Internet On Low Speed DSL · · Score: 2

    We moved 5 years ago out to the country. We are within sight of town but all that is offered to be is a 4G card from Verizon. No DSL (across the street they have it). No cable (houses to the north are the last ones on the line), no WISP (too many trees close to me), no fiber (main trunk line is across the street but no branches). I feel for you ... not!

    I also have the tree issue (100' Douglas firs) but I've found a WISP that uses the 900Mhz Motorola Canopy system that works pretty well through the trees. The other end is about 2.3 miles away. It gives me 1.3Mbs which is not a speed demon by any stretch but it does beat the pants off of 33Kbs dialup.

  17. Watching Jose Glow on Thieves Who Stole Cobalt-60 Will Soon Be Dead · · Score: 1
  18. Obligatory ... on How Much of ISON Survived Its Closest Approach To the Sun? · · Score: 1
  19. Re:Space Gap on Researchers Build Covert Acoustical Mesh Networks In Air · · Score: 2

    Soon we'll have marketers pitching space-gapped machines, so even the acoustics are blocked.

    Then one computer will display moving lips and another computer will read said lips.

    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

  20. Re:Portal on ISS Astronauts Fire-Up Awesome 'Cubesat Cannon' · · Score: 2

    In space they're weightless companion cubes.

    But no one can hear them scream.

  21. Re:did you mean SO4? on Google Chrome 31 Is Out: Web Payments, Portable Native Client · · Score: 1

    Argh. Stupid typo. I meant Ferro-Cerium Sulfur.

  22. PNaCl on Google Chrome 31 Is Out: Web Payments, Portable Native Client · · Score: 2

    Why would chrome even need phosphoric sodium chloride? Seems like Ferro-Cesium Sulfate is more appropriate.

  23. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... on Man In Tesla Model S Fire Explains What Happened · · Score: 1

    They should sample the "You have five minutes to reach minimum safe distance" ship's computer sound clip from Alien.

    "Two minutes. Get your shit together!" -- George Carlin

  24. Trust me on Cold War Spoils: Amateur Builds Telescope With 70-Inch Lens · · Score: 1

    You really don't need a mirror this large to spy on your neighbor.

    Or so I've heard.

  25. Re:off from left field with a tin foil hat on The Pentagon May Retire "Yoda," Its 92-Year-Old Futurist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Usually not. Normally, it's broken up for scrap, although occassionally it's used for testing or target practice and then it does. The Pentagon is eco-aware. They recycle!

    Soylent Green is Yoda!!!