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Man In Tesla Model S Fire Explains What Happened

An anonymous reader writes "The three recent Tesla fires have raised concerns with a lot of people. One person who isn't concerned, however, is Juris Shibayama, the man whose model S burned in Tennessee. He says: 'I would buy another one in a heartbeat.' From the article: 'Shibayama said that he struck a three-pronged trailer hitch in the middle lane of the interstate. He continued: "About 30-45 seconds later, there was a warning on the dashboard display saying, 'Car needs service. Car may not restart.' I continued to drive, hoping to get home. About one minute later, the message on the dashboard display read, 'Please pull over safely. Car is shutting down.'" He said he had time to remove his possessions, even though, he said: "About 5-10 seconds after getting out of the car, smoke started to come from the front underbody of the car."'"

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  1. They should upgrade the warning ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to include "Car is about to burst into flame"

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    1. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Mateorabi · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should sample the "You have five minutes to reach minimum safe distance" ship's computer sound clip from Alien.

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    2. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

      "A door is a jar," "The car is a flame," it's the same, only different.

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    3. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by StephenThomasKrausJr · · Score: 1

      God damn it Mother!

    4. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      lp0 is on fire?

    5. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      lp0 on fire

    6. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      /dev/driveline0

    7. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      "Please pull over safely and evacuate the vehicle immediately."

      "Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. This ship will self-destruct in 3 minutes"

    8. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      "This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode."

    9. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car to self destruct in 10..9..8...

    10. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      we hope you enjoined the ride.

    11. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Bursting flames READY. Leave the car NOW. You have five seconds to comply."
      ???
      "Thank you for your cooperationONOWNownwonnonFizzz"

    12. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by janettemcmylor · · Score: 2

      "Please vacate the vehicle or die." If that don't convince me to get out of the car, I dunno what will.

    13. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Askmum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Rather the "this car wil self destruct in 5 seconds", free to Mission Impossible.

      On a more serious note: the fact that my car bursts into flames would not be a big consideration whether or not I'll buy the same make and model again. I know it's an unlikely event to happen again. It still is an issue that needs to be investigated though. On average, 1 in 150,000 cars in the US catch fire while in traffic. For Tesla it now stands on 1 in 6,300.

    14. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      On a more serious note, you should read the actual post and not just the couple sentences.

      Here's probably the most revealing item in terms of how safe the car is:

      The firemen arrived promptly and applied water to the flames. They were about to pry open the doors, so I pressed my key button and the handles presented and everything worked even though the front of the car was on fire. No flames ever reached the cabin, and nothing inside was damaged. I was even able to get my papers and pens out of the glove compartment.

      So, guy runs over hitch in the road doing 70mph, it damages the car, the car tells him to pull over, and even though it no longer accelerates it still steers and works 100% normally. Car starts smoking a few minutes later, so he sits around and watches it burn until the fire deparment shows up, and even while it's on fire it still works and doesn't even get enough heat into the passenger area to melt the cheap plastic pen in his glove box.

      If it wasn't $100k, I'd buy one tomorrow. Shit, we just had a guy in my town catch his truck on fire (leaky fuel line they think) and he pulled over, had 2nd degree burns by the time he got out of the cab, and watched his truck burn to the ground within minutes.

    15. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Aereus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It sounds like he continued to drive the vehicle after the system warned him not to, though. So I would say this is user error in continuing to drive the car. (Presumably what he hit punctured part of the battery?)

    16. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      If we are going to be fair here, this is an electric car. Drawing a direct comparison between the rates of internal combustion cars and electric cars hardly seems wise.

      That being said, 1 in 6300 is a lot. We should develop safer battery systems for these cars.

      I would buy one in a second though if I could afford a house, the money needed to outfit it with solar, etc. Otherwise it just seems wholly impractical to charge it up with municipal power, and emission standards on hybrids are already pretty impressive.

    17. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Askmum · · Score: 1

      If we are going to be fair here, this is an electric car. Drawing a direct comparison between the rates of internal combustion cars and electric cars hardly seems wise.

      That is an interestinging question. Would you think that a car with an ICE with 60 litres of highy flammable fuel is more or less prone to fire than a car with 60 kWh worth of LiPo batteries?

      Initially I would think the fuel is more flammable than the batteries, but I have no research to support that.

    18. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Askmum · · Score: 1

      And to add to that: does the filling/charge of the tank/batteries influence it? How does a fuel tank with 5 litres of fuel compare to a 60 kWh batterypack that is almost discharged (both in easy of combustion and duration of fire)?

    19. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      They should. It's easy to detect, easy to predict. Batteries are like fuel, except they carry their own oxidants as well. They will almost always burn when damaged until we build the tech to prevent it. We will build such tech, but only when pressed.

    20. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by feral-troll · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should sample the "You have five minutes to reach minimum safe distance" ship's computer sound clip from Alien.

      It would be more funny if you used this unique trait of the Tesla to scare other drivers. How about this? ... there was an interview in one of those car shows on Discovery Channel with a Ford owner who wrote: "Don't tailgate me, I explode on impact!" in large letters on the rear window of her Pinto.

    21. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by FaxeTheCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That being said, 1 in 6300 is a lot

      That might be significant if it was statistically significant. One incident does not make it significant.
      Now, if there were 10 in 63000, that would be significant, but one in 6300 is not.
      In addition, this accident was not caused by a car malfunction, it was caused by an external event.

    22. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The car said it needed servicing and "may not restart", if it were me I'd probably keep driving too. The final "Pull over, I'm shutting down" message would (in hindsight) have been a better initial response from the car but "out of warranty mode" would have been funnier.

      Also the GP has a point, all kinds of cars do burst into flames every now and then, in 35 years of driving I've seen it happen 3 times. Once to myself in a Datsun on the freeway, my brother-in-law's ford while it was parked in the driveway, both of those were oil fires. The third incident was a mate's prime mover, a large spanner came loose and fell on the battery shorting out the terminals. All three incidents happened in the 80's. The fact that the car was damaged means all bets are off, but it also means that the manufacturer will get feedback on the incident and suggestions on how to fix it. If they don't listen then often they will be "forced" to do so by legislation that could see a lead engineer jailed for manslaughter.

      Western governments are almost single-handedly responsible for the massive improvement in both car and road safety over the last 40yrs, free market competition has worked out how to put those legal requirements into a car without it looking like a 1970's Volvo. If road/car safety was left to the "invisible hand" then people would still be driving around with "DIY LPG conversions" - An 80kg LPG cylinder strapped to the roof racks of station wagons, like a torpedo waiting to be launched in the event of a frontal collision.

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    23. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Red Alert! Red Alert!

    24. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by FaxeTheCat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Initially I would think the fuel is more flammable than the batteries, but I have no research to support that.

      The difference is that the batteries can ignite without an external heat source. As in the case mentioned, if the battery short-circuit for any reason, it can ignite. Fuel needs an external heat source to ignite.
      Liquid fuel is actually not easily ignited (do not believe what you see in movies :-) ).
      One other factor is how a fast a fire becomes dangerous. If the fuel ignites, you are in big trouble NOW. If the battery ignites, it is quite likely not immediately dangerous, as the flammable material does not spread.

      Different energy stores, different risks.

    25. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would buy one in a second though if I could afford a house, the money needed to outfit it with solar, etc. Otherwise it just seems wholly impractical to charge it up with municipal power, and emission standards on hybrids are already pretty impressive.

      The power plant's methods of generating electricy are almost certainly vastly more efficent then a gasoline engine. Gasoline engines waste a huge amount of energy, especially compared to power plants.
      So no, it's not pointless, you're avoding tons of energy waste.

    26. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by rioki · · Score: 3, Informative

      Liquid fuel is actually not easily ignited (do not believe what you see in movies :-) ).

      No, believe what the mythbusters do...

    27. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Indeed. My Datsun caught fire on the freeway in the 80's, I didn't hit anything, the car was crap (a beat up Datsun 180). It was an oil fire, thick black smoke poured through the gear stick housing and quickly filled the car. Luckily I had just enough time to pull up on the embankment before entering a long bridge on a freeway junction. It would have been a far more dangerous situation if it happened on the bridge. The fire itself was easy to put out with a rag and the emergency radiator water from the boot.

      All that, and not one fucking word from the Datsun during the whole ordeal. ;)

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    28. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, car is a jar. door is the lid.

    29. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by laejoh · · Score: 1

      If it's linux in the internals then the source can be found here: https://github.com/torvalds/linux/blob/master/drivers/usb/class/usblp.c#L347

      It's just a small change!

    30. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although their contents wont likely spray or run somewhere and spread the risk of fire to other places.
      Several fire prevention technologies are more or less available but have a certain weight penalty.

    31. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire

    32. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Free market competition has worked out how to put those legal requirements into a car without it looking like a 1970's Volvo.

      I beg your pardon? You mean like this?

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    33. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that in the old EBS?

      "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep... This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency, your TV would be engulfed in flames."

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    34. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by evilviper · · Score: 2

      "Car is about to burst into flame"

      Model S needs food badly.

      Model S is about to die.

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    35. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

      Standard issue warning light on the Pinto as I recall.

    36. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Tesla needs a "Eject Core" for the battery so that the car can be saved. And yes... minimum safe distance.

      Unfortunately from the pictures I'm seeing, the battery is literately the entire underside of the car and is unlikely to be ejectable since ti would just drag the battery along the road.

    37. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's not entirely correct. It can take quite a bit for a fuel fire to get going. This is because it might be contained in and around the tank and take a while to burn through any steel or protective components in its way. Batteries have the capability to release all of their energy almost instantaneously if something goes wrong. Basically, from zero to deadly in no seconds flat. They can act almost like high explosives under the right conditions. I would not want to be within a 200 foot radius of any battery used in an electric car if it were to puncture.

      Also, fuel fires are easier to deal with. Just spray a bunch of foam everywhere and you're pretty much good. They're not going to suddenly explode once they're out (they can flare up or reignite, sure, but nothing too big to handle easily). However, once you've "put out" a battery fire all you have really done is to stop the flames. The batteries could still be discharging improperly and maintaining an absurdly high temperature even if they're coated in an extinguishing agent. This can cause the battery to continue to degrade and lead to a sudden, unexpected, release of energy without any advance warning.

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    38. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fuel needs an external heat source to ignite.

      However, every ICE vehicle comes with one of those installed under the hood. Most conventional car fires happen at the engine, not the tank. Usually due to a ruptured fuel line or broken fuel filter. The fuel pump then happily keeps spraying fuel onto the fire until the engine finally dies.

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    39. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Modern coal plants also release less other pollutants (such as NOx, PAHs, PM2.5, etc) than the vehicle fleet, and other sources (gas, hydro, solar, nukes) are even better.

      It also means that all your remaining emissions/pollution is located at the plant. [Except when they're on fire.] Upgrade or replace the plant and you've reduced or eliminated the emissions for every existing electric car, not just new ones. What upgrade could do that with ICE vehicles? Switching to unleaded or low-sulphur diesel were about the only things, everything further improvement (catalytic converters, better efficiency) requires changing vehicles each time. But one you've electrified the fleet, you can "upgrade them" as often as you want by changing their source of electricity.

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    40. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happened to a mates ford cortina too. Happened to a lot of cortinas...

    41. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by nukenerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The car said it needed servicing and "may not restart", if it were me I'd probably keep driving too.

      Only if that warning came up by itself, but this guy had just hit a serious chunk of iron in the road. I would have stopped straight away, even without the warning. Yet he carried on even after a warning as well.

      The guy is an idiot. And we are expected us to listen to him giving advice on the subject of car purchases?

    42. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is typical of rich people. Most are pretty darn stupid.

    43. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by lwriemen8809 · · Score: 0

      If the auto market was left wholly to the free market (at least in the USA), we'd still be driving cars that get lousy gas mileage and without many of the safety and environmental controls.

    44. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Odds were way higher with the Pontiac Fiero.

    45. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Goaway · · Score: 2

      Would you think that a car with an ICE with 60 litres of highy flammable fuel is more or less prone to fire than a car with 60 kWh worth of LiPo batteries?

      Yes. Lithium self-ignites when exposed to air, gasoline does not. Gasoline releases more energy once it is on fire, but it harder to make it catch on fire.

    46. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Basically, from zero to deadly in no seconds flat. I would not want to be within a 200 foot radius of any battery used in an electric car if it were to puncture.

      And yet the driver not only kept driving after the impact, but then (after the second warning) had time to pull over, collect his things and calmly get out.

      And after the fire, which was easily put out, he recovered his other possessions from the car, which were all unburnt because not only did the fire never breach the passenger compartment, the heat from the fire never reached it. Theoretically, he could have sat in the car the whole time. I've only seen one vehicle fuel fire, and even though the fire dept was there in a few minutes, there was nothing left afterwards but bare metal.

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    47. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Megol · · Score: 0

      When exposed to air the surface oxidizes but doesn't burn as such. It reacts violently if exposed to water or moist air though.

    48. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by zidium · · Score: 1

      We're almost half way to 10, Chief.

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    49. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A door is a jar," "The car is a flame," it's the same, only different.

      So, if the door is a jar, do you screw it shut? ;^)

    50. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      So instead of blowing up your car, it will blow up/burn out the next car. Beside that, if the battery is damaged that much the carr will be a total loss anyway for most cases. Rememeber that the battery makes a considerable part of the cars price.

      Replaceable batteries are a field that is investigated because replacing a battery would get rid of the load cycle.

    51. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The Tesla needs a "Eject Core" for the battery so that the car can be saved

      Why bother? We all know that, in the event that there's the slightest chance of a core breach, that system won't respond and all the passengers will be holding their breaths until the robot or the Marty Stu wunderkind finally wakes up from his nap to save them all.

    52. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by leuk_he · · Score: 0

      Like the prius... wait, there are no prius fires in the media. Maybe that has to do with battery placement?

    53. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says "freeway" but not "trunk"? Are you a Brit living in Los Angeles?

    54. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Fuzi719 · · Score: 1

      Come to Atlanta, the land of the car fire. Traffic report: "Today's car fire is on I-20 Westbound at Gresham Rd...." They calm down a bit in winter, but late Spring thru Fall it is a daily occurrence.

    55. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Actually there are 3/19000

    56. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Drethon · · Score: 1

      The firemen arrived promptly and applied water to the flames.

      I suspect water is one of the preferred ways to put out fire but the idea of applying water to an electric car still makes me shudder.

    57. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition, this accident was not caused by a car malfunction, it was caused by an external event.

      Since this was considered by /. to be "insightful", please consider that exactly the same thing can be said of the Ford Pinto. They only burst into flame after being struck from behind at a large differential speed.

    58. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Only if that warning came up by itself, but this guy had just hit a serious chunk of iron in the road. I would have stopped straight away, even without the warning. Yet he carried on even after a warning as well.

      He probably expected there would be minor damage to some system.

      There should probably be a sensor to detect the body of the car, and in particular, the battery stack being pierced; tied to a safety shutdown mechanism.

    59. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Which might be why they were discontinued? OF COURSE FORD later had problems with their pinto lines which caused a lawsuit that changed how these things are looked at.

    60. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      In addition, this accident was not caused by a car malfunction, it was caused by an external event.

      Except, these vehicles are being held to the high standard of --- will not explode or be dramatically less safe, after a minor accident, than an ordinary gasoline-fueled vehicle.

    61. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That being said, 1 in 6300 is a lot. We should develop safer battery systems for these cars.

      Oh right let's see. The battery is protected by a thick steel plate that was punctured by ridiculously heavy road debris--you know, ramming into shit with your car is a bad idea. There was the one in Mexico that hit a concrete wall at 100mph and caught fire too. Don't know about contestant #3.

      The battery compartment is thermally isolated from the car. There's firewalls.

      The batteries have a dense thermoreactive foam around each cell. When the battery catches fire, every heat-damaged cell (primarily the burning ones) releases a thick insulative foam that prevents heat from damaging the other cells and causing a bigger fire. This also protects the passenger compartment.

      So far they haven't EXPLODED INTO GIANT FIREBALLS.

      How much safer do you want it?

    62. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Prius has a smaller battery. It can't drive the car 300 miles on a charge with 0-60 in 4.8 seconds.

    63. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by mjr167 · · Score: 1

      My brother in law's truck burst into flames in the parking lot of his work. He thought the guys were joking when they came in to his office and said "Dude... your truck is on fire."

      A couple minutes after the fire department put it out, the truck burst into flames again :)

    64. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm almost half way to 100. Get off my lawn.

      Chief.

    65. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by sandytaru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the late eighties, my mother's Ford LTD caught on fire in the parking lot of the grocery store. She'd pulled into a spot and was about to get a cart from the rack outside when someone tapped her on the arm and said, "Ma'am, I think your car is on fire."

      Her father had been an engineer for Ford, and I think he was more heartbroken about the situation than she was.

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    66. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      If road/car safety was left to the "invisible hand" then people would still be driving around with "DIY LPG conversions"

      If you had any idea how many DIY LPG conversions there are running around on the roads right now, you would apparently piss yourself. And besides conversions, it is hilariously common for people to do DIY propane systems on their diesels. Apparently it provides a power boost similar to a turbo, and propane is cheap these days so it's cheaper than using a turbo to burn more diesel. A grill tank goes in the bed or sometimes in a toolbox and gets connected with some more grill parts, like a grill regulator and nozzle. These systems are relatively trouble-free so long as they're installed such that the line isn't run someplace idiotic.

      As well, you can get a propane conversion for pretty much anything carbureted for about $250, not counting the fancy tanks you have to have for road use.

      I've run a 2.5 HP briggs and stratton four stroke by connecting a nipple to a camp stove (throwaway) cylinder and running a piece of 1/4 inch tubing into the carburetor. The nipple is based on a torch head that fell off, so there's a valve there. You can control motor speed by turning the valve, simple as that. The conversions use a vacuum-controlled valve, so the engine draws the fuel it needs and you control the butterfly in order to control the engine as normal. Anyone competent to turn a wrench can perform a conversion and again, there's currently significant cost savings in running propane. It's 2.50 per gallon-equivalent on one of the local reservations right now.

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    67. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except, these vehicles are being held to the high standard of --- will not explode or be dramatically less safe, after a minor accident, than an ordinary gasoline-fueled vehicle.

      Driving over a 3-way hitch at speed on the freeway and having it come up and strike the vehicle is not a minor accident. That could easily have damaged a suspension component or punctured a fuel tank in a gasoline vehicle. In an extreme case, it could bounce up on end (stranger things have happened, and I've even seen some of them) and the vehicle could sort of pole vault on it, with unpredictable consequences; it might end up stuck through a floorpan, or just put a massive dent in one. Nobody can possibly tell.

      In the case of this accident, it appears that it did jump up on end, because it apparently punctured the big plate which protects the batteries. That takes enough force to take this well out of the range of "minor accident".

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    68. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's pretty easy to get gasoline burning. Not so easy to make it explode, but burning is easy. Diesel is much harder but it represents a relatively small percentage of roadgoing vehicles, especially when we're discussing passenger cars in the USA, where our environmental restrictions give with one hand and take away with the other.

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    69. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by swillden · · Score: 2

      If road/car safety was left to the "invisible hand" then people would still be driving around with "DIY LPG conversions" - An 80kg LPG cylinder strapped to the roof racks of station wagons, like a torpedo waiting to be launched in the event of a frontal collision.

      Nonsense. People care about safety of their vehicles. A lot. The one thing that government regulators did that really made a difference was to establish safety testing protocols and mandate that they be applied. Vehicle safety has far outstripped the regulatory baseline requirements, because once reliable vehicle safety information was available it became a major selling point, which caused the invisible hand to get really serious about safety.

      IMO, this illustrates the most effective form of government regulation: Ensure that high-quality, reliable comparative product information is widely available, then let purchasing decisions drive the market. Granted there are cases in which an information-only approach isn't sufficient, but they're not the common case, and it's always better to try the light touch first in the absence of compelling evidence that it won't work.

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    70. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Who says "freeway" but not "trunk"? Are you a Brit living in Los Angeles?

      I don't know about them, but I'm a Californian that grew up watching PBS, and a trunk is something that goes in a boot.

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    71. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can take the word "rich" out for a more generally true statement.

    72. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Basically, from zero to deadly in no seconds flat. They can act almost like high explosives under the right conditions.

      No, that's wrong. Individual cells do sometimes explosively fail in rare circumstances, but are designed to safely vent. Batteries, that is packs of cells, have further vents in case a large number of cells expel gas. The chances of them simply exploding are extremely low. Build up of heat and eventual fire is the main danger, as we see here.

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    73. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Uh, I don't think there are any "modern" coal plants any more, not in the USA.

      The economics of natural gas for electric generation have caused a lot of coal-fired generators to be mothballed. Not dismantled; there are times and circumstances where they are fired up again. But basically coal-fired electric generation plants are yesterday's technology, much like the WinXP partition many of us Linux users still have on our hard drives, since, you never know when the Ubuntu Zombie Apocalypse might happen, and besides keeping WinXP around basically costs nothing but removing it would mean having to spend a little time modifying the dual boot stuff and messing with the partition manager.

      But basically this just makes parent post's argument stronger. That gas-fired electric generation is better all the way around than any ICE could ever be. Today's electric cars are okay, but they will be even better once we get the battery swapping technology figured out, and when the juice starts to get low, you call up the regional battery service and arrange a rendezvous with one of their trucks at some wide spot in the road.

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    74. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can even put a boot in a trunk and then put the trunk in the boot.

    75. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Western governments are almost single-handedly responsible for the massive improvement in both car and road safety over the last 40yrs, free market competition has worked out how to put those legal requirements into a car without it looking like a 1970's Volvo.

      I would give some credit to Western Governments for fuel emissions, but not safety. Ford changed the Pinto not because the Government made them, but because the public would not purchase a Ford vehicle when they started catching fire from any rear end collision. Even fuel emissions is questionable mind you, it is impossible to know what the free market impact would be simply by media bringing attention to the problem of emissions. Leaded vs. unleaded cars were not developed due to Government emission regulations, they were developed before that because at the time people were being made aware of environmental impact.

      Examples of public awareness. An elementary school project I still remember was to try and design a method of cleaning up oil from spills. CFCs were already being denied by the free market long before the Government bans. Adopt a Highway programs started, and I still remember the TV commercial with the American Indian with a tear running down his cheek as he looked at the dumping and pollution.

      The government in my opinion gets little credit for mileage laws as well. In the early 70s and before Government regulation, mileage was improving on it's own. Once the gas price wars ended, it became expensive to drive. MPG became something on the sticker. Regulations had more to do with denying certain people with too much money the ability to drive a 8 gallon to the mile tank down the road than it did getting 20MPG.

      It's really incredible what public awareness can do. Too bad today the public is more aware of twerking than ocean dead zones.

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    76. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says "freeway" but not "trunk"?

      Lots of people all over the world.

    77. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If road/car safety was left to the "invisible hand" then people would still be driving around with "DIY LPG conversions" - An 80kg LPG cylinder strapped to the roof racks of station wagons, like a torpedo waiting to be launched in the event of a frontal collision.

      I have "DIY" conversion (well, aftermarket conversion). Explain to me how it is less safe then the gas tank stuffed between the rear axle and trunk as was still the method of building cars in 2011. Hint: You won't be successful. Propane is harder to ignite than gasoline--both by higher ignition temperature and stricter stoichiometry, modern tanks are built to withstand shots from large caliber rifles, when propane leaks it is a gas and thus dissipates quickly rather than soaking your vehicle in flammable material. The shutoffs instantly turn off the propane if a major cut is detected in the lines, and when a tank is inside the vehicle, it is vented to outside.

      All of these are items that had I done the conversion myself, I would have wanted, since i like to live. Another person in my city did his own conversion himself, literally (even sourced all the parts himself, which is a pain in the arse). Passed inspection first time. Why? He likes to live.

      Propane is safer than gasoline, I'd have it in my vehicle any day.

      Here's a DIY installation:

      http://www.jeepkings.ca/forums/showthread.php?128008-ZJ-%284-0%29-Grand-Cherokee-Propane-Conversion

      People want a safe car because they don't want to die, not because the government did it. The government is simply claiming glory for it. If people didn't want safety, explain this to me: Why do cars have so many air bags? Most of them are not legally mandated.

    78. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I would give some credit to Western Governments for fuel emissions, but not safety.

      I think you should look a bit more at history - check out the federal governments requirements for air bags (and the auto industries initial response).

      Also maybe look at the 3 point seat belt, most western governments have made it a mandatory feature.

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    79. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Re-read my post. Whether it was mandatory or not, it was still happening due to market pressure. Claiming the Government made it "mandatory" does not change the fact that most cars already had seat belts and most people used them. When Air bags were developed there were no laws requiring air-bags. Numerous cars were already getting them installed, all without a regulation. Market pressure sped up the development and implementation long before the Government made a law to make them mandatory.

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    80. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      That being said, 1 in 6300 is a lot

      That might be significant if it was statistically significant. One incident does not make it significant. Now, if there were 10 in 63000, that would be significant, but one in 6300 is not. In addition, this accident was not caused by a car malfunction, it was caused by an external event.

      This doesn't really make sense. Firstly, what do you mean "statistical significant." What's the null hypothesis, etc? Secondly statistical significance is largely bollocks in these situations. If this accident uncovered a worrisome failure mode (I don't know if it did, but let's consider the possibility) that nobody had thought of then it is of practical significance since something needs to be done about that. You don't wait for the failures to repeat many times before doing something about it. Airline safety works this way: accidents are fairly rare so you glean what you can from each one and fix design bugs that were missed previously. You don't wait to see if the fuck up will happen again, once you've figured out what it is. It's true that you also have to way up the liklihood of the failure mode occuring, but this isn't something you can decide with an arbitrary stats test. A qualified individual always needs to assess the severity of the failure mode, the cost of repairs, etc.

    81. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      Batteries have the capability to release all of their energy almost instantaneously if something goes wrong. Basically, from zero to deadly in no seconds flat. They can act almost like high explosives under the right conditions.

      And fuel is a high explosive under the right conditions (ANFO is often used as an explosive for mining). Hell, almost anything can act like a high explosive in the right conditions (even flour). Batteries are generally designed so they never reach such conditions. The advantage to a battery is that it can be contained entirely inside one container, with only fuse-protected wires leading out. Fuel, OTOH, by definition has to travel from one end of the car to the other (and "the other end" in this case houses a device that deliberately sets off small fuel-air explosions), and tends to spread itself out everywhere if there is a leak.

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    82. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by adokink · · Score: 0

      Daisy...Daisy....

    83. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dads 1970 Datsun 1600, with dual side draft carbs, would ignite the air filter when it back fired.

    84. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does that go with what was it? printer is on fire?

    85. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      IMHO this situation needed the HCF opcode.

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    86. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was going to say... "just blow some foam on it" sounds nice and all, but I've never seen a car fire stopped before it burned the vehicle down to the frame.

    87. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Solandri · · Score: 2

      For those who don't know why Ford Pintos are supposed to explode. It's a meme which spread via TV in the 1970s that has carried over to the Internet. The problem with the car wasn't as bad as alleged. Similar to the brouhaha over Tesla fires, the incident rate wasn't statistically elevated over other cars. But once the TV comedies got on board and began making jokes about Pintos exploding when rear-ended, it was all over. That's what Tesla really has to worry about - that the car could get an undeserved reputation for catching on fire simply because of bad publicity.

    88. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tibit · · Score: 1

      I'd take a lithium fire in a car any day over a gasoline fire. Thankfully, lithium doesn't flow and spread around like gasoline does. Also, when the fire starts from a localized puncture, you have plenty of time to get out. Like, really plenty. I don't think there's anything wrong at all with Tesla S design. It's simply an electric car, and there's no magic to having a battery that has to be fucking somewhere out of the way. I mean, where the fuck did people expect the battery to go? Let's get real. There's nowhere for it to go but under the floor, and it's a viable trade-off between convenience and susceptibility to road hazards. No matter who'd make the car, it'd be made the same way. Even in a Nissan Leaf that has much less battery capacity, the batteries are still right under your butt.

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    89. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Batteries have the capability to release all of their energy almost instantaneously if something goes wrong.

      Yes, in a textbook, because no one of a sane mind would ever design an actual battery pack that way. Real car battery packs have active electronics between each of the cells, used for cell isolation and charge balancing. You can short-circuit either the entire pack or sub-sections without safety concerns. You'll likely blow some mosfet transistors open, or some other fusible links.

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    90. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Free market competition has worked out how to put those legal requirements into a car without it looking like a 1980's Chevy.

      fixed that for ya....

      It's like everyone at the American car companies had a stroke in 80's:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Malibu

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    91. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Holi · · Score: 1

      I am not sure if you fail to understand, but almost half of our electricity comes from coal in the US.

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    92. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Car fires are usually secondary. I was in a T-bone, and my car did catch on fire. The battery has shorted to the metal brake lines, and the steel-lined flexible brake lines started glowing due to their relatively high resistance compared to rest of the brake circuit. They promptly burst and both the rubber and the brake fluid caught fire. I popped the hood, shifted the battery a bit to open the circuit, and poured some water on the lines. It doused the flames and that was the end of it. Someone less level-headed would let the fire propagate, possibly setting the whole car on fire. It'd only take I couple of minutes, I imagine, with the source of heat being present (four glowing steel liners heating up the brake fluid!).

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    93. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by eek_the_kat · · Score: 1

      When I visit western rural China, I am always amazed at what qualifies as a car.

      Got a couple pipes, 4 wheels, and an old tractor engine? You have a car! Seriously, it reminds me of mad max, with less spikes and more bungie cords.

      I am thankful for our regulations, because there it removes some of the risk that others with poor judgement carry. I think a lot of the reactions to these 3 fires is of the knee-jerk, xenophobic type, but it is to be expected. Tesla just needs to be resilient while they open the new market.

      ps.
      I think you probably mean 1980's Volvo, since the late 60's early 70's were actually pretty cool and lean. I had a 122s that could baja.

    94. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      It is called the battery gas station. Have your battery removable to you can pull up to a station and have it swapped. All of the car companies told the inventor to go fuck himself.

    95. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Unless it was a real free market. You know the kind with perfect information, no barriers to entry and no economic profit. You know the kind of free market that has never existed anywhere ever.

    96. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      As it turns out, a boot also goes in a trunk. /ducks

    97. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a note: the reason free market competition didn't make safer cars back in the day wasn't to do with how the market doesn't work or some such thing. It was down to the ignorance and attitudes of car buyers, who would be downright insulted if a car dealer tried to sell them on things like seatbelts. "Are you saying I don't know how to drive? That I'm a danger to my family?"

        The gains in safety came in part through government regulation, yes, but they could just as easily have come through a campaign to change the public's attitudes. In fact, the changing attitudes of the public have caused car makers over the past few decades to begin competing on the basis of their safety, over and above what the government requires.

        Incidentally, this sort of mirrors the battle for civil rights. Legislation did little but polish the surface of racist beliefs -- it was the public discussion that changed racism into an unacceptable notion.

        Indeed, racists actually used government to insulate themselves from the market at one point. Jim Crow laws were designed to keep racist businesses from being bankrupted by non-racist ones.

        Imagine trying to compete against a rival when he takes everybody's business, and you take only white people's business. He has a bigger customer base; he gets better margins; he lowers prices; non-racist whites (most of 'em, even in the south) start buying there; eventually you're down to just a handful of really racist customers, and your business is doomed.
        The way out they found was to pass segregation laws, making businesses pick either whites-only or blacks-only, because the free market wouldn't tolerate their bullshit.

    98. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by JaiWing · · Score: 1

      There should probably be a sensor to detect the body of the car, and in particular, the battery stack being pierced; tied to a safety shutdown mechanism.

      There is little to be done when you pierce a Lithium battery. It pretty much going to burn, if not explode.

    99. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Spoke · · Score: 1

      Just a couple corrections:

      1. The battery is protected by 1/4" aluminum, not steel.
      2. There is no "intumescent goo" around the cells that people have found, even though Tesla has a patent on it. The cells themselves sure don't release anything non-flammable when they overheat.

    100. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      Really? Because I'm pretty sure the free market already decided 1970's pimp-mobiles with single digit mpg were less practical than Hondas and Toyotas once that whole 'oil-embargo' thing happened.

      If the 'free market' doesn't allow for offshore competition I wouldn't call it particularly free.

    101. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by hraponssi · · Score: 1

      nord and bert, dude

    102. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      Would you think that a car with an ICE with 60 litres of highy flammable fuel is more or less prone to fire than a car with 60 kWh worth of LiPo batteries?

      Puncturing a fuel tank doesn't cause combustion.
      Puncturing a charged LiPo cell does.
      Any more questions?

    103. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No different than when I was driving on a twisty road in the dark and there was a rock about twice the size of a shoebox in the road I couldn't avoid (Rock wall on one side, river on the other.. and no retaining wall for rocks NOR even a 'falling rocks' warning sign). It hit, the car jumped some and all the gauges went to 0. There was a ton of smoke/steam and my thought was "shit, obviously the oil pan is done for, I just hope none of the gas lines were hit or the tank in the rear punctured".

      Luckily the fuel lines and tank were okay, but the rock did push the motor up about 2"s. The insurance company ended up calling it totalled.

    104. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I was told there was goo. Many people have said the plate is steel. These are shortcomings; a carbide alloyed steel (titanium for weight reduction) plated with a non-carbide alloyed steel (ductile) would be better, but heavier. Perhaps they could micro-fuse aluminum that's been pressed into sheets the thickness of a soda can? Aluminum's highest strength-per-weight ratio comes when aluminum is in sheets of that thickness. They could use that as a tough core, but it would probably be vulnerable to piercing.

      The issues with aluminum and carbide steels center around failure mode: aluminum cracks, steel doesn't. Carbide steel will break easier than non-carbide steel, but won't yield as much; mild steel will yield with less energy, but will absorb some energy in doing so and may thus deflect projectiles that would pierce carbide steel. Exotic layered armors are expensive though. Titanium is also weaker per volume than steel, but alloying lends some of its strength-per-mass.

    105. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do the ducks go?

    106. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      My sister's car caught fire in the early 80s. Late 70s American cars had analog emission control systems that involved lots of rubber hoses. Those systems were not well built. Rubber hoses could work loose, contact the hot manifold and start fires. I think that was the most likely culprit. It's amazing some of those cars ran as long as they did. A common problem was a rubber hose connected to intake getting cracked or falling off. It would then suck unfiltered dust off the top of the intake manifold, right into the engine...

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    107. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cake is a lie.

      burma shave

    108. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      multiply much?

    109. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 1

      They should sample the "You have five minutes to reach minimum safe distance" ship's computer sound clip from Alien.

      "Two minutes. Get your shit together!" -- George Carlin

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    110. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by nukenerd · · Score: 1
      Swillden wrote:-

      People care about safety of their vehicles

      Some do. Some don't.

    111. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Spoke · · Score: 2

      People say lots of things on the internet, does not mean it's true.

      Inside the Tesla battery pack
      The engineer who disassembed the pack (Ingineer) did not find any evidence of intumescent goo.

      And if you want to see what the pack looks like after a less severe incident with a trailer hitch, look here:

      As a point of interest, here's the result of a tow hook impact on a MS that resulted in significant battery damage, but no fire. The battery had to be replaced.

      Easy to see that the bottom of the pack is aluminum, not steel from that picture (look at the size of the welds and how the aluminum shredded around the impact point) While steel would be stronger than aluminum, the weight of steel is just way too high to justify using it over aluminum.

    112. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Ioldanach · · Score: 1

      He's lucky the plasma conduit behind the steering wheel didn't explode in his face. Probably because he wasn't wearing a red shirt.

    113. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by slash.jit · · Score: 1

      + all the fancy lights and sound effects that we see in Star Wars

    114. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by v1 · · Score: 1

      I thought work was being done on "battery swap" charge stations? If you can swap a battery, it can't be that hard to just drop one? I don't know if tesla cars support anything like that though

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    115. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure he means the other Volvos.

      But I bet you knew that.

    116. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by slash.jit · · Score: 1

      And to add to that: Which is safer - Vehicle crashing into a gas station or to a electric charge outlet ?

    117. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      From the Tesla website:
      Model S is designed to allow a fast battery swap, exchanging your battery for a fully charged battery in less than half the time it takes to refill a gas tank. This offers Model S drivers another, even faster option when recharging while driving long distances.

      You can watch a demo video, doing two battery swaps in the time it takes to fill up one car's gas tank, here:
      http://www.teslamotors.com/en_BE/batteryswap

    118. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      brainwave - you could have the second battery in the car being charged from the cigarette lighter.... then keep swapping back and fourth to give unlimited mileage!

    119. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      It's not always safe to stop immediately. Sounds like it was only five minutes or so... Which is only enoug time to get the car safely off the road in moving traffic.

      As far as "danger" he hit a piece of trailer hitch? Which tore up the inderside of the car. More Ferraris have burned for real, preventable, design defects and nobody investigated them.

    120. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far they haven't EXPLODED INTO GIANT FIREBALLS.

      I've been in a traditional car fire. There was NO warning from the dash. There was NO accident to cause damage. There was absolutely NO indication that the car's safety had become compromised.

      There was however a massive explosion that would have killed all four passengers had it not been for the visible signs of fire coming from the engine compartment. Gasoline powered cars are FAR more dangerous than single or multiple batteries exploding inside a firewalled enclosure.

    121. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      Claiming the Government made it "mandatory" does not change the fact that most cars already had seat belts and most people used them.

      I can assure you most people did not use them. Seat belts were optional in cars until 1968. I'd guess it wasn't until the late 1970's that the nice retractable seat belts like we have now were common. Most cars simply had a lap belt. It was adjusted something like a seat belt on an air plane. So it was a pain in the ass trying to find both ends as they fell between the seats most of the time. My first car was a 1970 Impala. It had a separate shoulder belt too. I didn't use it either as it was not retractable and had to be held in place by two clips above the door when not in use. Sometime in the late 1970's to early 80's there was a big push by the government to get people to wear them as most people didn't. My father was a drivers ed teacher, so he was one of the few people I knew who did. A lot of people seemed to not wear them in defiance of the government. They didn't want to be "told what to do". I also heard a lot of excuses about not being able to get out of a car in a hurry, or being too injured to release the seat belt. I remember hearing a talk at school that changed my mind. The speaker made the point that if you were too injured to unbuckle a seat belt, then how would you be able to open the door. I did have one friend that was such a crazy ass driver that I never wore a seat belt in his car, because I didn't want to live through a crash that he would be in. If so many people willing wore seat belts, then there wouldn't have been so much money spent on campaigns to get people to do so. Even today, most states have signs along the road with catchy slogans like, "seat belts save lives", or "Click it or ticket". Why do you suppose that is?

      When Air bags were developed there were no laws requiring air-bags. Numerous cars were already getting them installed, all without a regulation. Market pressure sped up the development and implementation long before the Government made a law to make them mandatory.

      They were an option that the customer had to pay for. The auto industry did not want them mandated. On the contrary, they fought like hell to keep that from happening. They even struck a deal with the US government that if they could get enough of the states to pass seat belt laws that 80% of the population would be required to use them, the air bag requirement would be put on hold. If the market was the push for air bags, then you would think the car companies would have put them in everything themselves.

    122. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, engineering metal armor is really tough. Aluminum isn't just "weaker than steel", though. Steel can cycle, it can handle impacts, it can deform. An aluminum bicycle will eventually crack somewhere close to the bottom bracket due to cycling: there is a constant oscillation that places the greatest amount of force near the bottom bracket, forcing the bike frame to flex back and forth. Steel does not weaken from this unless you flex it far enough to deform permanently.

      All of this means that aluminum can't handle as much of an impact before failure. Aluminum's failure mode moves from "dent" to "crack" much more quickly. Aluminum weakens with every cycle until it eventually cracks: vibration progressively makes aluminum more brittle, and cars vibrate.

      Steel isn't an excellent substance because it's hard; it's excellent because it's steel. Brass is another one: extremely brittle, but every time you hit it with something it gets harder--and hardened brass is extremely hard (and heavy). Different applications than steel, but for certain applications you simply cannot beat brass because its material properties are perfect. Brass is ridiculously hard and rigid, but steel is better for bikes because it's much lighter and does flex under enough stress (more desirable than cracking); but brass is better for watch gears, door handles, plumbing fixtures, and certain nuts and bolts and other threaded connectors that need to shrug off occasional stress.

      Aluminum is used here because it's light and cheap; but it leaves a hell of a lot to be desired. Steel in bikes doesn't leave much; aluminum and carbon fiber are lighter, but we're talking about a 5lb frame versus a 3lb aluminum frame versus a 1.5lb carbon fiber frame. Yes, a steel plate is too heavy for the Tesla; but Aluminum isn't "like steel, but less so, but lighter". It's completely UNLIKE steel and steel is almost precisely what you want here but too heavy.

    123. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course, like the Enterprise D, that button wouldn't do anything other than play the recording "ejection systems are offline".

    124. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Swillden wrote:-

      People care about safety of their vehicles

      Some do. Some don't.

      Enough do.

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    125. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqjrtSJhrj8

      That fuel fire took a while to develop, but didn't leave anything behind.

    126. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Attila+the+Bun · · Score: 1

      The guy is an idiot.

      Why? He stopped when the car said he should, got out, and was fine.

      We have no idea how bad the impact was. It might not have felt very serious at the time, and presumably the battery did not actually start overheating until the second warning. In any case switching off the "ignition" would not have prevented the battery from catching fire.

    127. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a Lithium battery will burn if it is punctured like this. If the different layers can directly interact due to a puncture, you have a short circuit *within* the battery itself. (Note: *MOST* chemical batteries are vulnerable to exactly this effect.)

      No, a Lithium battery will not explode. It's combustion rate is *far* too slow for it to do so.

    128. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      You just changed the argument from "Car makers didn't have safety gear" to "People didn't use the safety gear" simply because you proven wrong! As stated correctly, car makers _did_ have safety gear and it was being improved every year long before Government requirements.

      Your next paragraph is backing that point. The safety existed, and improved. Your dad (by your story) used the equipment decades before any "click-it or ticket" laws existed.

      As to the auto makers wanting to have people pay for air-bags, I agree with your point to an extent. However, you continue to present the argument as though air-bags didn't exist before Government regulation. That is factually incorrect!

      To claim that without law the air-bags would not be included is speculation without historical merit. People that had families in the 70s wore seat belts because of public ad campaigns, not because of the laws passed decades later. As people's awareness of air-bags increased the demand was also increasing. If public demands increased all automakers would have included them, just like they did with seat belts. If it starts to cost more money to give people the option than it does to include the feature, it becomes standard. That same evolution happened with "Standard" vs. "Automatic" transmissions and brakes, and countless other technologies.

      The point I would agree with is that the Government has tried to take the idiocy away from idiots. Whether that is truly good or not is a different question. The idiots are a minority of the population. For every one idiot that says "screw the gubbermint I ain't wearing a seat belt" there are at least 99 others that wear them because it makes them safer.

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    129. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever helps you sleep at night.

    130. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      It's far from clear that airbags are a net safety win for drivers who wear their seat belts. They're certainly profitable for the manufacturers, though.

    131. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by burne · · Score: 1

      Also, fuel fires are easier to deal with. Just spray a bunch of foam everywhere and you're pretty much good.

      You seem to seriously underestimate the amount of science that goes into extinguishing fires. The average crash tender carries five completely different systems for fighting various fires, and every fire department has a sixth one ready. Then again: the stuff that they carry isn't designed for the kind of danger a high power car battery poses. But, expect larger L2 firefighting systems becoming standard on your average fire truck real soon now.

    132. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You are on fire." in a HEV-suitish kinda polite way..

    133. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      What upgrade could do that with ICE vehicles? Switching to unleaded or low-sulphur diesel were about the only things, everything further improvement (catalytic converters, better efficiency) requires changing vehicles each time.

      Unleaded required car changes, too.

      Earlier vehicles had valve stems in the engine - especially on the exhaust valve - which were lubricated by lead from the antiknock additive. I understand that valve slides had been changed far in advance of the requirement. But the lead additive was sold for a time for owners of older cars to add in order to protect their engines.

      Similarly, some antismog oxygenates caused a lot of car fires in older cars, by rotting the rubber tubes in the parts of the fuel systems that had to flex. (This, of course, got a lot of older, high-pollution cars off the roads, reducing pollution (if you don't count the smoke of the burning car...). Thus the environmentalists didn't complain - or warn people.)

      Similarly, ethanol stripped the coatings off the inside of older cars' fuel systems and attracted water, starting corrosion; dissolved some gasket sealents, creating manifold leaks, and dissolved plastic float valves from carburators, again causing major damage to (and retirement of) some older cars. (Sometimes some gasoline would have methanol in it, due to a mistake or a crooked supplier, and this would strip things almost immediately.) Many modern vehicles have different materials,and are rated for substantial percentages of ethanol in the gasoline.

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    134. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      You just changed the argument from "Car makers didn't have safety gear" to "People didn't use the safety gear" simply because you proven wrong!

      How in the hell was I proven wrong when I wasn't even part of this discussion until my previous post? You were the one who stated that "most cars already had seat belts and most people used them" I'm telling you that most people did not use them.

      As stated correctly, car makers _did_ have safety gear and it was being improved every year long before Government requirements.

      The government mandated (lap) seat belts be put in all cars in 1968. There were no real improvements on them from the original automotive lap belts that came out in the 1930's. There was not a law in any state requiring people to wear them (in cars that were equipped) until 1981.

      Your next paragraph is backing that point. The safety existed, and improved. Your dad (by your story) used the equipment decades before any "click-it or ticket" laws existed.

      Yes, and he was the exception. Since you seemed to miss that point.

      As to the auto makers wanting to have people pay for air-bags, I agree with your point to an extent. However, you continue to present the argument as though air-bags didn't exist before Government regulation. That is factually incorrect!

      Holy fucking comprehension fail! That is not at all what I stated. Just that the manufacturers did not want them to become mandatory.

      To claim that without law the air-bags would not be included is speculation without historical merit.

      What alternate universe do you come from? The automotive manufacturers historically look for every penny they can save on each car because it gets multiplied by millions in production runs.

      People that had families in the 70s wore seat belts because of public ad campaigns, not because of the laws passed decades later.

      Perhaps where you lived.

      As people's awareness of air-bags increased the demand was also increasing. If public demands increased all automakers would have included them, just like they did with seat belts.

      People thought airbags would kill them when they were introduced. And before seat belts were mandatory in 1968, few people chose to pay for the option. How may pre-1968 cars have you been in with seat belts that were not retrofitted? How many pre-1968 cars have you been

    135. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1
      Not sure why /. truncated my previous post...

      As people's awareness of air-bags increased the demand was also increasing. If public demands increased all automakers would have included them, just like they did with seat belts.

      People thought airbags would kill them when they were introduced. And before seat belts were mandatory in 1968, few people chose to pay for the option. How may pre-1968 cars have you been in with seat belts that were not retrofitted? How many pre-1968 cars have you been in period? Who's speculating now?

      If it starts to cost more money to give people the option than it does to include the feature, it becomes standard. That same evolution happened with "Standard" vs. "Automatic" transmissions and brakes, and countless other technologies.

      No. Standard transmission were cheaper than automatics through at least the early 1990's. And you paid more for a car with an automatic if you had the option. And still do in many cars. It's simply that more people want an automatic than a standard these days, so they produce many more cars with them. When were brakes optional?

      The idiots are a minority of the population.

      citation needed

    136. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      How in the hell was I proven wrong when I wasn't even part of this discussion until my previous post?

      You are correct, I was mistaken. Since the post is a bit older I assumed you were the person I had responded to previously. That said, if you read the dialogue your position is the same as theirs at least with the technology not being available without the Government, you just jump in pretty late in the conversation.

      You were the one who stated that "most cars already had seat belts and most people used them" I'm telling you that most people did not use them.

      As with your citation required for my comment about idiots being the minority I say the same. Perhaps in your area seat belts were not normal, but in Detroit where I was the majority wore them. The majority did, because we knew we were safer with. Call that portion a draw at 50/50 and it does not matter to the point I made and you denied: Which is that Seat Belts and Air-bags were already in existence and being improved prior to the laws.

      Government mandates and regulations may have expedited some of the enhancements, but in the early 70s there was a whole lot of dialogue on how unsafe numerous safety belts were. That fact became a talking point and feature point for automotive companies. Maybe because I grew up in Detroit, I heard lots of stories about seat belts and safety. The same can be said with air-bags. The big 3 was trying to compete back then with foreign companies that had much safer vehicles. Since sales were just starting to decline against imports, it was a huge area of discussion.

      Yes, and he was the exception. Since you seemed to miss that point.

      He was the exception or the normal? As you mentioned with maybe where you lived in regards to public ad campaigns that was the normal and you only remember the exception. Wholly fuck, look at "The Brady Bunch" and see who drove without a seat and shoulder belt on. That was the "Family Normal" back then. Okay, maybe not in 1968 but in the 70s the majority of TV shows all had people wearing seat belts.

      Last, I never said brakes were optional. I stated that automatic brakes used to be optional. It became more expensive for the factories to have so many options so they became standard. Same as transmissions. On some vehicles you can still get a standard transmission, but you normally have to pay extra for them. At least I did in my last 3 GM cars, and the 4th of the lot had no option for manual.

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    137. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is little to be done when you pierce a Lithium battery. It pretty much going to burn, if not explode.

      The point is This will alert the driver that something is very very wrong, and they need to get themselves and their passengers out of the car, right now

      It should light up driver and passenger side lamps that say "EMERGENCY STOP; BATTERY EXPLOSION HAZARD"

      The thermal overrun of a lithium battery is slow enough, that meaningful warning can be given which can save lives.

    138. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it is not an ICE so no chance of that.

    139. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an awesome perpetual motion machine to sell you. Only $999999.95. Just wire the cash to acct #55524144554d424655434b!

    140. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the batteries can ignite without an external heat source.

      That doesn't necessarily make them more dangerous. I have a friend who lost a home to a fire that started in the engine compartment of a car in the garage. It was probably a leaky fuel line dripping onto a hot engine component. In your reconing is that an internal or an external heat source? Of order half a dozen car fires happen during a typical commute day on SF bay area freeways, and that's not counting the fires that start because of collisions.

      It doesn't seem that likely that Teslas are any more fire prone than any other car. The rates for gasoline cars have about one serious (i.e. reported to police) fire per 18 million miles. If the average car goes 180K miles, that's about 1% that go up in flames at some point. The average Tesla hasn't gone that far, and I don't know what the fleet mileage is, but I'll be surprised if they are that flammable.

    141. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Given that about 1% of gas and diesel powered vehicles have a fire in their lifetime, I'm not very concerned about 1 in 6300.

    142. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [taxicab pulls up]
      Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits, please.
      [Quaid gets out]
      Douglas Quaid: Sue me, dickhead!
      [cab tries to run him down, crashes, and explodes]
      Johnnycab: We hope you enjoyed the ride!

    143. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I never once stated that the gov't was responsible for the invention of seat belts or air bags. What I was disagreeing with was that the people in the US were using them in any way that would indicate the demand you seem to think there was.

      Yes there was a whole lot of dialog. concerning seat belts. Most of it from the public was that they thought it somehow robbed them of their freedom. California seat belt usage from this graph goes back to 1980. It was about 25%. So you think it was greater in 1970? 1965? California has been at the forefront of safety issues. Do you really think people in Detroit were more safety conscious? The "Big 3" had air bags in 1973. What year was the first time you ever saw a car with one? Or even heard of an air bag? There are also seats that can greatly reduce your forward momentum in a crash. They aren't cheap, and I'd guess you never heard of it. I don't see the public clamoring for them. There had been several cars prior to the 1970's that touted remarkable safety features. Guess what, no body bought them because styling was much more important than safety.

      Yes the Brady Bunch and every TV show had everyone using seat belts. Guess what, they made those movies in California. Where the seat belt usage was only 25% in 1980. I sure as hell wouldn't be pointing to Hollywood as proof as to what life was like in the 1970's. Or what was normal. My father was the only person I knew who wore a seat belt back then. Not even my mother did.

      You grew up in Detroit and think there are automatic brakes on cars? I thin k there are a few that have the option for brakes that do this, but I doubt there are more than 10 models, and they are probably only the flagship for Mercedes, BMW, and maybe Lexus, etc. IF you are talking about power brakes, then that is partially due to cars getting heavier and gov't mandates for stopping distances. Or are you talking about ABS? Again, that was a option until the gov't mandated it. My niece just bought a Yaris in the last year or two. She paid somewhere around $2K less for a standard transmission. Like I said, it depends on the car. Bigger heavier cars with a fair bit of horse power, are much harder to make a standard that can hold up, so they are more expensive.

    144. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Wikepedia says:

      1997: 52.8% of USA electricity from coal

      2009: 45.0%

      2011: 42% US Energy Info Admin says

      2012: 37% of USA electricity from coal

      Coal is a has-been. Approaching one-third is not the same as "almost one half". Parent post fails it.

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      Will
    145. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Did you miss speak about the Brady bunch movies? I was talking about the TV series from the 70s. Do I think seat belt usage was greater in Detroit/Michigan than it was in CA? During those years maybe as CA during that time was not the Nanny state it has become, it was more rebellious and "tough" in the 70s. The Nanny state CA came when Silicon Valley exploded at the start of the .com bubble.

      All that is besides the original point, though an interesting discussion. If your position is only that the government has helped increase usage I'll agree. How much vs. natural progression and ad campaigns? I don't believe there is a fair way to measure that. Various advertising agencies have done at least as much. Civil Lawsuits also played a huge role in car makers fixing what was broken.

      Last point on the diversion, in the early 60s there were no working air bags. At least to the point where you would have been safer in a car with them. Early development would have killed people if the airbag worked at all. Natural progression however got us working products later. You can try to claim that Kobori's invention was it in 63 so we had them, but that was lacking the proper mechanism to detect a crash and inflate in time. The detection mechanism and inflate mechanisms came toward the end of the 60s. Given production cycles, it was not until the very early 70s that people started talking about air bags. Since seat belts were still being questioned people didn't trust the technology, they were not something people wanted. The stories about people killed by early air-bags didn't help either. We still lacked numerous other protections for a wide scale adoption, such as methods of disabling them for passengers that were more risk from death by air-bag than death by wreck.

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    146. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    147. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by trentfoley · · Score: 1

      I realize that Atlanta summers are hot and all, but when cars start combusting just because of the season, I think you've crossed a line where it no longer matters what's causing climate change.

    148. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could put it next to the "Brakes Cut" light...

    149. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, the problem is that you're arguing with someone who is pretty obviously a libertarian of the blinkered-shithead variety. He can't accept that government has ever contributed to public safety because in his mind the only possible source of advancement of civilization is the HOLY FREE MARKET. In service of this ideology, he has bound himself to ignore or fail to understand giant swaths of history which contradict his axioms.

    150. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Government is simply claiming glory for it"? Dude, you are literally full of shit. People don't want to die, but most people are not subject matter experts in esoteric fields like automobile design. They have at best vague ideas of how crumple zones and airbags and so forth work. As the public became aware that cars weren't as safe as they could be, and since industry kept objecting on the basis that nobody would buy cars with safety features, the public supported elected officials who regulated industry to force it to develop and include more safety features.

      Yes, we now live in an era where "moar airbags" than required by regulation is a selling point. That's because industry, after being kicked off its lazy ass, noticed that the public was really serious about wanting more safety, and decided to make lemonade out of lemons.

      Of course, now that this is old history, most have forgotten the process which led us here. That has opened a window for ignorant libertarian shitstains like you to begin whining about how evil gubment does nothing good ever, YOU MSUT STARVE THE BEAST, etc., while living in denial that government regulation has a real and legitimate role in product safety.

    151. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incidentally, this sort of mirrors the battle for civil rights. Legislation did little but polish the surface of racist beliefs -- it was the public discussion that changed racism into an unacceptable notion.

        Indeed, racists actually used government to insulate themselves from the market at one point. Jim Crow laws were designed to keep racist businesses from being bankrupted by non-racist ones.

        Imagine trying to compete against a rival when he takes everybody's business, and you take only white people's business. He has a bigger customer base; he gets better margins; he lowers prices; non-racist whites (most of 'em, even in the south) start buying there; eventually you're down to just a handful of really racist customers, and your business is doomed.

      So government had absolutely nothing to do with overthrowing Jim Crow, did it? You sure you want to go there?

      I can tell you've been listening to libertarian shithead talking points claiming that the passage of the Civil Rights Act did nothing, pushing the old, tired, inherently racist "state's rights" movement. (Can't acknowledge the CRA did anything positive for the nation since it interferes with the narrative that local government is more pure and better somehow.)

      You may think that you are supporting greater freedoms, but you aren't. You're supporting a position literally invented to justify use of local and state governments to oppress and enslave minorities. Yes, enslave -- state's rights rhetoric goes all the way back to pre-Civil War, and indeed all the way back to the framing of the Constitution. The slavers (and eventual traitors) feared a Northern-dominated federal government eventually ending slavery, and wanted to make sure their states had unlimited power to enforce their social order. (In which almost all blacks were slaves, and most whites were technically free but poor and more or less serfs, all serving a tiny number of ultra-rich plantation owners.) This is where we got outrageous bullshit like the 3/5 Compromise from (in which black slaves wouldn't be allowed to vote, but would count as 3/5 of a citizen for purposes of determining Congressional representation). "Liberty and justice for all" made these shameless overlords afraid they'd have to actually live up to the motto some day, and attempting to limit and subvert the power of the federal government was their chosen tool.

      The way out they found was to pass segregation laws, making businesses pick either whites-only or blacks-only, because the free market wouldn't tolerate their bullshit.

      Uh huh, the holy free market solves all. Just another Libertarian lie. A totally unregulated market is "free" for about a millisecond; in the absence of regulation private interests always work to subvert markets to their own end. If most people want segregation to be a thing? Guess what, it will happen, regardless of economic pressures. (If nothing else, the slightest sign that the hated minority is gaining ground will be met with violence, as has happened numerous times in American history.) Jim Crow South had Jim Crow laws to make it explicitly possible to use the power of the state against minorities, not because they needed to subvert the power of the market in order to institute segregation.

      It was in fact necessary to do a lot more than merely forcing those laws off the book. The CRA positively asserts, for example, that businesses may not discriminate on racial grounds. There's a reason for that.

    152. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, dude? I hate to break it to you, but all metals can suffer fatigue cracks, except maybe mercury and anything else which is molten at room temperature. Steel is not immune. It may be better than aluminum (or, more accurately, some steel alloys are more fatigue resistant than some aluminum alloys), but that doesn't imply steel uber alles. If aluminum was merely light and cheap and terrible and horribly prone to fatigue cracks, it never would have become the dominant structural material in aviation.

      In fact, it isn't really super cheap either. Steel is often cheaper, thanks to how much energy is required to liberate aluminum from bauxite ore.

      Finally, aluminum armor plate has been used in armored combat vehicles, such as the M-2 Bradley Fighting Vehicle, the Marines' AAV, several Russian vehicles, and many more I'm forgetting. It isn't inherently a poor choice for armor. As these designs indicate, it's often a better choice than steel because if you hold weight constant you often get better protection from the right aluminum alloy.

    153. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So government had absolutely nothing to do with overthrowing Jim Crow, did it? You sure you want to go there?

      Wow. Reading is fundamental, huh?

        Hey, that's okay. Don't let me, or anything I wrote, get in the way of you arguing with the guy in your head, though. Knock yourself out there, kid.

    154. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      > Market pressure sped up the development and implementation long before the Government made a law to make them mandatory.

      No they never. Indeed, the car industry tried thier damndest to blacken anyone who accuse them of being unsafe.

      I just wish I could find the information from a documentary I watched, where Ford basically said that they'd rather not sell to the federal government than introduce air bags.

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      try to make ends meet, you're a slave to money, then you die

    155. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      > As to the auto makers wanting to have people pay for air-bags, I agree with your point to an extent. However, you continue to present the argument as though air-bags didn't exist before Government regulation. That is factually incorrect!

      Of course they existed, but but they were not sold to anyone.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbag

      In the early 1970s, Ford and General Motors began offering cars equipped with air bags, initially in government-issue Chevrolets.

      And,

      G.M. discontinued the option for its 1977 model year, citing lack of consumer interest.

      You might want to look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsafe_at_Any_Speed

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    156. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1
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    157. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      And one of the arguments offered by ford "When it goes off it'll damage the cars interior".

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      try to make ends meet, you're a slave to money, then you die

    158. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      > As to the auto makers wanting to have people pay for air-bags, I agree with your point to an extent. However, you continue to present > the argument as though air-bags didn't exist before Government regulation. That is factually incorrect!

      http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2199&dat=19700602&id=tcQxAAAAIBAJ&sjid=EOYFAAAAIBAJ&pg=7132,4036595

      From 1970, there was a requirement for them to be available in 1973. In 1970 they were still being tested to meet that deadline.

      I think to state that air bags didn't really exist in cars before government regulation isn't that far from a factually correct statement.

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    159. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      Also, http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2199&dat=19700602&id=tcQxAAAAIBAJ&sjid=EOYFAAAAIBAJ&pg=7132,4036595 shows that air bags in 1970 were being prepared to meet the government deadline for federally bought cars.

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      try to make ends meet, you're a slave to money, then you die

    160. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      They never used to be, hence why they didn't bother with them. Until it became a selling point. They were not interested in safety, and with out government "nudging" in the 1970s then it wouldn't have happened.

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    161. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1
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    162. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Yes, my mistake about the Brady Bunch. I forgot about the movies. The show was filmed by Paramount Television, a division of Paramount and was made in California, so to me that's no different than Hollywood. The graph I references was from 1980, Regardless, California was never what I would think of as "tougher" than a blue collar place like Detroit. The nanny state started long before the Silicon Valley and the 1990's dot com boom.

      I think we are in agreement as I never once stated that the gov't invented anything. We seem to disagree with how much influence it had. Whether or not you agree, seat belt usage across the nation was very low until the seat belt laws were introduced by each state.

      You seem to have a very interesting debate technique. You completely ignore statements you don't like and pick apart irrelevant minutia and argue things that were never stated. I never once said anything about cars having air bags in 1963. I stated 1973 as GM had the option for several models for the 1974 production year, which would have started shipping in late 1973. Part of the original reason for air bags was because so many people did not wear seat belts at the time. Even the Wikipedia article on air bags states: "Airbags for passenger cars were introduced in the United States in the mid-1970s, when seat belt usage rates in the country were quite low." Which was my only point to begin with. The majority of people did not wear seat belts until there were state laws that forced the to.

    163. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Remember that the market pressure was not simply Ford or GM, or even a collusion of US automakers. The same is true for the advancements in technology, many of which came from foreign auto makers. I'm not sure the documentary you are talking about, but remember that early air bags killed many people. Also remember that US automakers were worried about costs because if the US Government forced them to include air-bags it would increase the manufacturing costs at a time when foreign competition was hurting their market share.

      I'll give that regulations sped up people's adoption of the technology. I vehemently deny that the Government did anything that improved the technology or shortened development time. That was happening at Mercedes, BMW, Volvo, etc.. so the US had to compete.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    164. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      You completely ignore statements you don't like and pick apart irrelevant minutia and argue things that were never stated. I never once said anything about cars having air bags in 1963. I stated 1973 as GM had the option for several models for the 1974 production year, which would have started shipping in late 1973.

      You made a couple statements that mixed seat belt and air-bag points, and a couple more that jumped around in dates. I wanted it to be clear that until the 70s there were no working air bags even in Mercedes and Volvo cars which were thought of as being safer than US cars. Seat belts were still not seen as truly safe then either. I based the air-bag time line paragraph mostly on this statement. There had been several cars prior to the 1970's that touted remarkable safety features. Guess what, no body bought them because styling was much more important than safety.

      Nothing was ignored, I try to get points lined up and gain clarity where it's lacking.

      I will say that I was defensive as the point you came into the discussion was where the other person claimed that the Government made the technology advance. I believe we agree on an opinion that that is not true. I agree with your point that adoption was increased due to regulation/law. I still don't know how much, nor do I think we could come to terms with how much would have happened naturally from public awareness campaigns vs. the adoption of laws. Sure, the laws made adoption happen faster but adoption would have happened in time without the laws for the majority.

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    165. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I've always thought one of the scariest things on the highway would be a Ford Pinto followed by a Toyota Prius.

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    166. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 0

      Funny!

    167. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by athenaprime · · Score: 1

      It was also due to the car companies seeing the writing on the wall. They knew the regulations were coming and they figured out how to turn the changes mandated by regulations into a feature. If regulating agencies had no teeth, the car companies wouldn't have bothered. The market pressure came from impending regulations made popular by the public. Waiting for the market to correct would put the industry behind the curve of public pressure and opinion, and done irreparable damage to the car makers.

    168. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by rimoore.g · · Score: 1

      NICE !!

    169. Re: They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't knock it until you tried it. I took out the oil pan on a mazda rotary, decided to try and get home. Thing went nearly 5 miles.

    170. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by servant · · Score: 1
      Mythbusters do not do scientific studies of the REASONS, they seem to only go after the dramatics.

      As long as the liquid fuel remains liquid, it won't even burn. It must be atomized and evaporate and then the fuel becomes conbustable once there is also a sufficient oxidizer (oxygen in air is the typical one).

      In this case, Mythbusters fired into full tank, so it is much safer than if they had shot into 'almost empty' tanks.

      I live in an agricultural area, and we had a fire in a storage barn a hundred or so feet from our house. We were thankful that a couple of fuel tanks (gasoline and deisel) were filled the day before a fire that night. Much less fumes in the tanks, making them safer even for the fire fighters to keep cool, during the course of the blaze. (They were 2, raised 250 gallon tanks for farm equipment.) Since then the tanks (still in use) but have been moved to a more remote location (near where the tractors, etc are stored now).

      Movies make the explosions more spectacular than they would 'naturally' be, but they do make for great 'action sequences'. Of course, that is why they are done in the first place.

      On the subject of explosions, the best 'explosion' I ever saw (an the only time I fell out of my chair laughing), was watching a engineering contest at Purdue picnic, when a 'fire starting' contest was handled. Some 'clever engineer' started a hibachi on fire, and poured a thermos of liquid oxygen on it. It generated a huge mushroom cloud. They took the camera up to see what was left of the Hibachi, and it was still boiling aluminum in a puddle on the ground. (No one was hurt, but Purdue University has forced the staff to remove the video from view. I saw it in the early days of the internet, when colleges and big businesses were the only ones with 'net access'.)

      It doesn't take a liquid to 'explode', just the right combination of fuel, oxidizer in a rapid burning combustion.

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      ... "When you pry the source from my cold dead hands."
    171. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      I don't consider it an idiotic reaction, assuming that he drove carefully after the impact. Pulling over is not without risks and the car nearly told him to continue driving. And considering the range of the Tesla, home was certainly not that far away.
      When the car switched to a more alarming message he did pull over and left the car.
      Maybe that it wasn't the best course of action but I think that is is reasonable for an emergency reaction (everything took less than 5 minutes).

      And BTW, even if this guy is indeed an idiot, then it is a good argument for Tesla : in case of fire, even an idiot can survive.

    172. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      The car said it needed servicing and "may not restart", if it were me I'd probably keep driving too. The final "Pull over, I'm shutting down" message would (in hindsight) have been a better initial response from the car but "out of warranty mode" would have been funnier.

      Also the GP has a point, all kinds of cars do burst into flames every now and then, in 35 years of driving I've seen it happen 3 times. Once to myself in a Datsun on the freeway, my brother-in-law's ford while it was parked in the driveway, both of those were oil fires. The third incident was a mate's prime mover, a large spanner came loose and fell on the battery shorting out the terminals. All three incidents happened in the 80's. The fact that the car was damaged means all bets are off, but it also means that the manufacturer will get feedback on the incident and suggestions on how to fix it. If they don't listen then often they will be "forced" to do so by legislation that could see a lead engineer jailed for manslaughter.

      Western governments are almost single-handedly responsible for the massive improvement in both car and road safety over the last 40yrs, free market competition has worked out how to put those legal requirements into a car without it looking like a 1970's Volvo. If road/car safety was left to the "invisible hand" then people would still be driving around with "DIY LPG conversions" - An 80kg LPG cylinder strapped to the roof racks of station wagons, like a torpedo waiting to be launched in the event of a frontal collision.

      Did the attaching of the trailer cause a over draw of power, resulting in overheating and possible melting of insulation around wires. Many wires are plastic wrapped and will burn, resulting in the actual wire shorting to the car frame.

      Was the trailer connected to a fused line?

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    173. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I've run a 2.5 HP briggs and stratton four stroke by connecting a nipple to a camp stove

      Kinky! Bet that hurt a lot though.

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    174. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by jjo · · Score: 1

      How do you know that the 'invisible hand' is impotent to improve safety? It's true that for a many decades the automotive consumer was indifferent to safety, so the 'invisible hand' was indifferent as well, but now safety is a selling point. Luxury cars vie to introduce new cutting-edge safety enhancements that consumers choose because they want them, not because of government mandates. If they prove worthwhile, these enhancements then trickle down to the broad market. Because of externalities (i.e, the danger from someone else driving an unsafe car), some regulation is indeed necessary to ensure safety, but to assert that government alone can improve safety is preposterous.

    175. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I will say that I was defensive as the point you came into the discussion was where the other person claimed that the Government made the technology advance

      Ah, that makes sense. I was really only commenting on the fact that very few people used seat belts, even though they were available in all cars since 1968. Nothing more. I don't know how old you are, but the /. crowd seems to be pretty young these days. So I was simply interjecting a bit of reality about a time before most /.'ers were born. I doubt there are numbers for the percentage who did wear them. But if it was only 25% in California in 1980, I'd be surprised if it was over 10% nation wide in the early 1970's.

      The safety features I was alluding to were things like crumple zones, integrated roll bars, etc. There were no cars available to the public, with air bags, prior to 1973 that I'm aware of. There were several cars that were designed to be extremely fuel efficient. Again, no one cared. That was actually more of a curse than a good feature prior to the 70's oil crisis.

      After the oil crisis, people sort of wanted econo boxes and the gov't instituted CAFE requirements. Everyone assumed that the public didn't want large cars any more. The reality was that they didn't want to pay large amounts of money at the pump. Once the price of gas lowered, no one really wanted small cars, but the mileage standards messed that up, so we had the rise of the SUV. Station wagons were not killed due to being unpopular, they were killed by CAFE. Since light trucks had a lower requirement, they became the obvious replacement.

      Anyhow, my tangent was just pointing out how gov't regulations often times have a very surprising unintended consequences.

    176. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I believe I'm older than the average /. person by at least a full generation :) My mistake on the assumed first message in addition to confusing you with the previous discussion. It was a good discussion.

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    177. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I believe I'm older than the average /. person by at least a full generation :) My mistake on the assumed first message in addition to confusing you with the previous discussion. It was a good discussion.

      As much as I hate to admit it, I'm probably a little older than that. No problem on the assumption. Discussions on here tend to be more combative than they need to be. But I keep coming back because every now and then they are interesting, as this one was.

    178. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by FaxeTheCat · · Score: 1

      That doesn't necessarily make them more dangerous

      Which I did not claim. My last sentence was "Different energy stores, different risks". To compare the risks, we must first understand them.

    179. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by swalve · · Score: 1

      The market may well be better at developing things like this, but without government "interference", these things might not gain the traction needed to become ubiquitous. It really wasn't until they became mandatory that ABS and airbags became available on cheap cars, for example.

    180. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by swalve · · Score: 1

      To become statistically significant, it has to indicate a rate. A number like 1 in 6300 could be exactly 1:6300 odds, or it could be a completely random thing that happened to occur at #6300 and would never occur again. I don't know the exact math of it, but it has to do with picking random samples of the whole population and the deviation of the rate. It is along the same lines as the math that proves that smallish samples can very accurately predict the entire population.

    181. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by swalve · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. It doesn't even ignite when exposed to water. http://youtu.be/Vxqe_ZOwsHs

    182. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      Yes, but is 1:6300 a lot or a little? I would assume that you would judge this with respect to the expected failure rate which you derive from past experience. Then you can test statistically if the observed rate is higher than expected. So there you have a null hypothesis. It doesn't make sense to ask whether a failure rate in isolation is statistically significant. You need a model to test it against. The odds on their own aren't enough. Furthermore, there's a disconnect between practical and statistical significance, as I mention above.

    183. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Yep. Spent a significant number of hours in a garage underneath a 240 in fact. Great car when you're 18 though, especially the turbocharged ones.

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    184. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if he pulled over immediately (he knew of the impact to the battery) he could have saved the car without fire.

    185. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by swalve · · Score: 1

      The point is that there aren't enough data points to even start to make the comparisons you are talking about.

    186. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by umafuckit · · Score: 1
      But my point is that one data point can be enough in situations such as this. This isn't a scientific experiment, it's a real-world engineering scenario. For instance:

      When a plane crashes there's a big investigation and they try to find out what went wrong. If they discover that the magic pressure widget valve (TM) malfunctioned because of a design defect and that caused the crash, then they're going to update the widget valves throughout the fleet. They're not going to wait to see if more planes go down in order to test their hypothesis. It has to work this way because some failures happen rarely and so it takes a long time to accumulate enough data. In addition, when your data points are fatalities, injuries, etc, then accumulating them isn't even something you want to be doing.

      Of course it's possible they may test their widget pressure valve hypothesis using an experimental set up and thereby accumulate more data. However, in terms of real-world incidents one can certainly be enough to trigger a design change.

    187. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      > I vehemently deny that the Government did anything that improved the technology or shortened development time. That was happening at Mercedes, BMW, Volvo, etc.. so the US had to compete.

      http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2199&dat=19700602&id=tcQxAAAAIBAJ&sjid=EOYFAAAAIBAJ&pg=7132,4036595 [google.com]

      You may disagree, but the news story above shows that you are wrong. The federal government made it a requirement that in 1973 that all cars it buys must have an airbag, which pushed the US car makers to develop it. It would not have happened without the Governments involvement, ie the car makers would not have voluntarily have made any cars in 1973 that had airbags.

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    188. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      How does "adoption of technology" equate to "developing technology"? It does not! The Government could not have made the mandate use of a technology that didn't exist. I agreed several times that the Laws have increased the use by consumers, but in no way does that mean that the Government developed or improved technology.

      The technology mostly existed in the 1960s and not in the US. Chemical Air Bag patents were (and perhaps still are) owned by a person in Japan. Original air-bags were compressed air with patents owned by a person in Germany.

      The US didn't invent the technology, nor was it a major developer of the technology until working parts were being built by foreign companies. The main contribution from the US was modifying the crash sensors that triggered the air-bags. All of these things were already working and being sold in Japanese and German made cars.

      The only way you could be correct that the government advanced the technology is if 1) The US was the sole developer and no other automakers existed, or 2) The US funded all of the science in Germany and Japan that we adopted for use. Neither 1 or 2 is correct.

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    189. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      There were no cars with Air Bags being sold in the US before 1973, and the only reason that Ford & GM (And I's suspect other) were developing Airbags in 1970 were to meed the federal requirements that every car sold to the federal government had to have air bags. the following news article alludes to that fact.

      http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2199&dat=19700602&id=tcQxAAAAIBAJ&sjid=EOYFAAAAIBAJ&pg=7132,4036595

      If you cannot see this link, that the reason Ford and GM were developing Airbags in 1970 was for because the government required it. There were no other cars, there was no competition on airbags.

      According to Mercedes, it wasn't until 1980 that they felt they were ready to introduce airbags, 7 years after the federally mandated requirement that Ford and GM were trying to meet in 1970 and introduced in 1973.

      > All of these things were already working and being sold in Japanese and German made cars.

      There were no cars with airbags before 1973. GM & Ford introduced cars in 1973 to sell to the federal government that had air bags. Seven years later Mercedes thought they were ready, and introduced it. To my mind 1973 comes before 1980.

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    190. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      You keep saying the same thing as if it will somehow be true. Drop the points of consumers using the technology. Go read the Wiki page on Air Bags. Whether they were being used by consumers, or not, is not relevant to the development of the technology. The technology had to be developed to a usable point before they could be sold and used and before the government could mandate their installation.

      The Government did _not_ develop the technology, none of it. The government did not improve the technology, none of it. Private market did that all before the mandates. In addition to the Wiki page, this is a nice summary reference. If you look at Mercedes mass adoption in the 80s, you see it beats the US adoption outside of experimental work.

      In 1971, the Ford car company built an experimental airbag fleet. General Motors tested airbags on the 1973 model Chevrolet automobile that were only sold for government use. The 1973, Oldsmobile Toronado was the first car with a passenger air bag intended for sale to the public. General Motors later offered an option to the general public of driver side airbags in full-sized Oldsmobile's and Buick's in 1975 and 1976 respectively. Cadillacs were available with driver and passenger airbags options during those same years. Early airbags system had design issues resulting in fatalities caused solely by the airbags.

      Airbags were offered once again as an option on the 1984 Ford Tempo automobile. By 1988, Chrysler became the first company to offer air bag restraint systems as standard equipment. In 1994, TRW began production of the first gas-inflated airbag. They are now mandatory in all cars since 1998.

      Your date of the Government mandating the technology is off by over 2 decades. You also notice about a decade of no air bags mostly related to safety since Air Bags were killing people. In the early 80s, Mercedes was offering air-bags while US automakers were not. This shows very obviously that improving the technology was being done by many companies in many locations. Not because of the Government, but because of the market.

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    191. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      You said Government should have no credit for any safety improvements. That's your comment. Thats what you said. You then implied it was consumer pressure that produced safety measures (by metioning the ford Pinto)

      I pointed out that you should look at federal government(FG form now as I don't want to type it) introducing mandatory airbags. To elaborate on that, it was the FG that mandated that all the cars the FG bought from 1973 must have airbags. Thats the year, those are the facts. I was not specific and I should have been, but I was not talking about the 199X consumer laws.

      It seems you don't see the link between the FG mandating airbags in 1973, GM and Ford testing them in 1970 to meet the deadline, and making them available because of the FG demanded it.

      The FG may not have "made" the airbags, but the made the motor companies go down that route, by telling them it must be - the article in 1970 that I've linked to makes that obvious - the FG mandated airbags in the cars it bought before the technology was mature enough to go into any cars, forcing the makers to accelerate developing and testing airbags.

      I, at no point said that the FG made airbags.

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    192. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      You haven't tried puncturing a charged lithium battery, have you?

    193. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I, at no point said that the FG made airbags.

      I have been very clear that the FG didn't improve airbags, my addition of "make" was for clarity (perhaps being too anal). The market was doing that before the FG made any mandates. GM's 1973 sale of cars to the Government was not the sole reason for improvements. The Ford release in 1971 makes that abundantly clear. The further releases in the early 80s by Mercedes show that development was happening without government mandates.

      Some of the customer adoption I would agree is due to government mandates. As mentioned, I don't know if we can measure this fairly because market pressure was already increasing demand.

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    194. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by swalve · · Score: 1

      That isn't elemental lithium. If it was because of the lithium, then it would happen whether it was charged or not.

    195. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'll disagree again - the FG requirement for air bags was before 1970 (1969 I believe), to be in place for 1973.

      The article that I linked to, that which is a newspaper article from 1970, has Ford saying that "it (Ford) sees no way it can comply in time with a federal government proposal that all 1973 cars be equipped with airbags."

      I would argue that an experimental fleet was just that, an experiment. It wasn't for sale to anyone, and a bit more research seems to suggest this.

      I would suggest that without the Federal Governments requirements, there would have been no Air Bags in cars in 1971, 72, 73 - and indeed it would suggest that as what happened in Europe it wouldn't have been until 1980 + that they would have been introduced.

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    196. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'll disagree again - the FG requirement for air bags was before 1970 (1969 I believe), to be in place for 1973.

      Be clear then about what requirement you are referring to. Legislation mandating the installation of air-bags in vehicles was in the mid to late 80s. If you want to make a claim that there was some requirement in the 70s, provide citation. I have already provided citation for the 80s regulation, so there should be no question there.

      If there are no regulations that you can cite, you are simply inventing things to back your argument.

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    197. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by tubs · · Score: 1

      Simple citation, that I linked to earlier, showing Ford complaining that 1973 proposal was too soon. This was only a requirement for federal government cars, not all cars.

      http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2199&dat=19700602&id=tcQxAAAAIBAJ&sjid=EOYFAAAAIBAJ&pg=7132,4036595

      Hence, the reason why GM designed and produced a fleet of cars with air bags to sell to the government in 1973 with Airbags.

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    198. Re:They should upgrade the warning ... by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Well then, you can't claim that the government mandate had any impact on technological improvement factually, because there was no mandate. Read the article you linked! The government presented a timetable for installing air-bags which Ford said could not be met. The government did not give money to help develop air-bags, or create regulations that they were ready and installed by N time. The government did the smart thing and let the market do their job in advancing the technology prior to creating mandates in the middle-late eighties.

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  2. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least it didn't bluescreen and lock him in the car.

    1. Re:Well... by sabri · · Score: 1

      At least it didn't bluescreen and lock him in the car.

      I'm waiting for a Tesla owner to name their car Christine :)

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    2. Re:Well... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it of been much better if the widow was told that her husband held the steering wheel wrong...

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    3. Re:Well... by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Loved the movie. Was in a bush town in Oz and pulled up to get petrol. I filled up but nobody was at the register so I wandered around to the "repair shop" basically a converted hayshed with room for about a dozen cars. There was only one car in the far corner, it was in showroom condition but looked strangely at home in a converted hayshed . Just as I spotted it the guy appeared from behind the shed, I said; "Stephen King fan, eh?", to which he smiled and replied "Close, Christine worshiper".

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    4. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm horrified that you think Christine needs a wikipedia link.

    5. Re:Well... by MTEK · · Score: 1

      Followed by a full screen Easter egg of Clippy tap dancing.

  3. Service with a Smile by StephenThomasKrausJr · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least the car was upbeat and friendly about its impending doom!

    1. Re:Service with a Smile by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      At least the car was upbeat and friendly about its impending doom!

      Obligatory Spaceballs

    2. Re:Service with a Smile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least the car was upbeat and friendly about its impending doom!

      Absolutely. Factory default is nice mode.

      I wonder what the Chicago plug-in sounds like.

      You probably receive death threats even when the car isn't on fire so you feel right at home.

    3. Re:Service with a Smile by jamesh · · Score: 0

      At least the car was upbeat and friendly about its impending doom!

      If I was in charge the car would scream in pain.

      "It burns! It burns! What have you done to me??? Oh the pain!"

    4. Re:Service with a Smile by cerberusss · · Score: 2

      I'd make him sing a little song.

      "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
      Step out of the car and let this m*****f***** burn
      Burn m*****f***** burn"

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    5. Re:Service with a Smile by The+Rizz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd make him sing a little song.

      Daisy, Daaaaiiiisssssyyyy....

    6. Re:Service with a Smile by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 2

      Oh shit, it's Eddie's ancestor -- Genuine People Personalities are right around the bend! Kill it! Kill it with fi...whoops, too late for that reaction...

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    7. Re:Service with a Smile by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      Stop Dave.... Dave... Pull over...

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    8. Re: Service with a Smile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of this: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/261186 - "Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music"

    9. Re:Service with a Smile by lumenistan · · Score: 1

      Are they pre-loading "Genuine People Personalities" on the Teslas now? I want a Marvin-flavored one!

    10. Re: Service with a Smile by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Wow, amazing... Didn't know that feature existed. The fact that there's a support document on that, is hilarious.

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  4. is this a dupe article? by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or is he going to buy a third Tesla after his first two caught fire?

    1. Re:is this a dupe article? by msauve · · Score: 2

      1) Buy Tesla car.
      2) Short Tesla stock.
      3) Burn Tesla car.
      4) ???
      5) Profit!

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    2. Re:is this a dupe article? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mod parent up - this same "proud Tesla owner" is not the third fire, probably the 2nd iirc. This guy had a spot on the front page right after the second fire, b/c it's "all good."

      Let's get the facts:
        - 3 of these have caught fire and have made headlines
        - Cars catch on fire
        - Trying to push headlines that make it look like Tesla is the good guy, which they really are - see above two points - only make it seem like the opposite: you don't have to massage a pubic that understands the two key points by trying to somehow fluff it up over and over AND OVER AGAIN. After second fire: "Fiery Tesla Owner Says He'd Buy Again;" third fire: "Everyone take a breath, cars catch on fire all the time," and "Same guy from before said he would buy another, remember? He said it before, and don't forget he said it."

      Chill. If the cars are deathtraps, we'll know soon enough...I mean, it's not like these were the only 3 bought right?

    3. Re:is this a dupe article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't have to massage a pubic?

    4. Re:is this a dupe article? by karnal · · Score: 2

      1) Buy Tesla Stock
      2) Short Tesla Car
      3) Car's on fire, there is no 3.
      4) ???
      5) Profit!

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    5. Re: is this a dupe article? by Zaldarr · · Score: 1

      Now that's not nice.

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    6. Re:is this a dupe article? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Cars are deathtraps. Tesla's not as much as most cars, but cars are deathtraps.

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    7. Re:is this a dupe article? by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      It's probably cheaper not to get into accidents.

    8. Re:is this a dupe article? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      You're doing it wrong.

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    9. Re:is this a dupe article? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2

      All cars are deathtraps, just go and look at the figures ... most are caused by driver error (as this was)

      It's only news because rather than the engine catching on fire as is usual in cars it was the batteries ...

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    10. Re:is this a dupe article? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Cars are deathtraps. Tesla's not as much as most cars, but cars are deathtraps.

      So is a jetliner. It may be not nearly as much as a Telsa automobile, but it still is one too and when something bad happens it is extremely hard to leave. At least the guy in the OP could get out when something really bad happened.

    11. Re:is this a dupe article? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Compared to cars planes are perfectly safe. If you look at the km column on this list you can see that they are far safer per km.
      The problem is just that a planecrash is newsworthy and a carcrash isn't. You would hear of a planecrash across the country, but a carcrash will only be in a local paper unless it's a celebrity. If it was deemed newsworthy the papers would be filled with only crashreports for cars, for there are many each day.

      Note: the data on the referenced site may be pulled out of the ass of the author. However there are many such statistics and they all say pretty much the same thing. JFGI.

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    12. Re:is this a dupe article? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      That was sort of my point. None the less, on the rare occasion when an airplane (especially a commercial jetliner) has problems they tend to be real gory problems that fail spectacularly. The raw energies involved and the decided lack of options available make survival almost a miracle. That is one of the reasons why Chesley Sullenberger was remarkable is in part that he rescued a plane in a situation lesser pilots would have simply crashed and burned with all passengers and crew.

      That is also why it tends to be newsworthy, as the accidents tend to have high body counts and tend to occur in highly visible places too. Then again, I've been told by airplane mechanics that if automobiles were maintained to the same repair levels that are standard (and required by the FAA) for even private non-commercial general aviation aircraft that they would easily last 30-40 years and nearly a million miles.

    13. Re:is this a dupe article? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Then again, I've been told by airplane mechanics that if automobiles were maintained to the same repair levels that are standard (and required by the FAA) for even private non-commercial general aviation aircraft that they would easily last 30-40 years and nearly a million miles.

      Nominally true. You would also have to build them to aircraft standards. If you miss a rivet in an airplane you don't just throw up your hands and say fuck it, but a significant percentage of the pressure welds in a unibody are bad and nobody cares.

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    14. Re:is this a dupe article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    15. Re:is this a dupe article? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      You would also need to have the same tests for car drivers as for pilots. A significant fraction of cars EOL due to driver error.
      And you would need the same amount of info available to them. A pilot has screens and stuff that tell him about the environment, while a driver doesn't know what is going to come around the next corner. It may be an idiot doing 90 in a residential zone.

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  5. So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Translation - when you get in a WRECK your car does odd things. I am happy this person came forward and said "had a wreckand the car even warned me to RUN!"

    Good design tesla.

    1. Re:So. by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Good design tesla.

      I know there is absolutely zero tolerance for anything not pro-Tesla around here, but "Good design tesla"....? really?

      I mean, maybe the car could just not have battery or whatever it was that shorted out so close to the perimeter of the vehicle, and particularly the front end of the vehicle, that it can't survive a small collision with a trailer hitch without erupting into a lithium fire.....

      Sorry, sorry.... I know. It's just that my bosses an Exxon need me to spread a certain amount of FUD to get my check signed.

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    2. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      " ... a small collision with a trailer hitch ..."
      Is there such a thing as a *small* collision at freeway speed with a piece of steel weighing 20 pounds? (I admit, I don't know how much of the trailer hitch he hit. I'm taking a wild, unsupported guess.)

    3. Re:So. by mindwhip · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah its not as if petrol/diesel cars ever catch fire...

      https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/36467/FSGB_2011_to_12.pdf
      http://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20120919132719/http://www.communities.gov.uk/pub/894/FireStatisticsUnitedKingdom2003PDF1724Kb_id1124894.pdf

      14,000 or so in the UK last year, which is a massive drop from the 28,800 in 1993 and those are just the accidental fires...

      Newsflash: technology gets more reliable over time and the Tesla is still brand new compared to internal combustion that has had over 130 years of safety problems, development work and improvements. How often do you hear of mobile phones and laptops bursting into flames these days? For a while it seemed to be happening all the time...

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    4. Re:So. by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      Odd. It seems /. is very anti-tesla to me.

    5. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the puncturing that happened, how retarded are you? Do you seriously think that any non-armored vehicle would have been able to just drive away from that?

    6. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a large part of the vehicle in front of him that had fallen off. He hit it at speed. The battery packs are behind thick armor, but, y'know. Big hunk of metal at 60mph.

    7. Re:So. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Instead, if this had been an ICE that trailer hitch would have ripped out an engine mount or yanked out the drive line causing the car to pole vault... or possibly instead simply gone up through the floor of the car and ripped out the legs or heart of the driver.

      Yeah, that would have looked real pretty. We aren't talking a little pebble here, and that trailer hitch would have caused substantial damage to almost any vehicle, even a semi-truck that would have hit it. Had this drive hit the hitch going at 5 mph, that would have been a small collision. This was not a small collision. Fatalities have been caused for lesser things in the past.

    8. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People will just have to come to the understanding that Tesla cars apparently have no better ground clearance than a "stanced" low rider that can't even clear a typical speed bump. (Or at least that's the adaptive ride height goes to at highway speed.) It's a bit showy, and might have reasons that are good in theory (better aerodynamics) but not so sound in practice (U.S. roadways are shit).

      Apart from hitting crap on roads, makes me wonder how many will get stuck once it starts snowing this winter. (I've seen quite a few during my drives around the Chicago area and north 'burbs. So they exist in places that get weather.) That'll be fun to watch.

    9. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The knowledge of physics demonstrated by Tesla fanboys is bewildering. It would cause an ICE car to "pole vault", but a Tesla will continue to drive for almost two full minutes? Complete and utter cobblers. If the Tesla continued to roll on all four wheels, so would any other car of similar size and weight. We don't live in a Hollywood movie.

    10. Re:So. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The knowledge of physics demonstrated by Tesla fanboys is bewildering. It would cause an ICE car to "pole vault", but a Tesla will continue to drive for almost two full minutes? Complete and utter cobblers. If the Tesla continued to roll on all four wheels, so would any other car of similar size and weight. We don't live in a Hollywood movie.

      You're both wrong, but he's more wrong than you. These motherfuckers know fuck-all about cars, period the end. They don't even know the difference between a hitch and a hitch receiver. On the other hand, the Tesla DOES have a big metal plate on the bottom that the ICE cars don't have. That IS fundamentally different. Don't pretend it isn't!

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    11. Re:So. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it is a hitch receiver? I keep seeing all kinds of crap like that in various blogs and on the tesla forum, and likely it was a hitch receiver, but I really don't know. You are talking out of your ass here as much as you claim other are doing, and the only published accounts I'm seeing claim it was a hitch itself, so who am I to question what that might be instead?

      I was just saying that a huge hunk of irregularly shaped metal (it wasn't a clean bar or a sphere) would sure do some damage. What the hell does it matter what that piece of metal really was? It was a big ass thing that this car hit at freeway speeds that ripped a huge hunk of stuff out of the bottom of the car. It sure would do some damage like say yank out the drive line (I've had my drive line fall out on me before when I was driving and it ain't pretty) or something else equally bad.

    12. Re:So. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No, *I* am claiming that it was a hitch, people like *you* are claiming that it would have done the kind of damage to a gasoline car that would have been done by a hitch receiver. Fucking stop it. There's no evidence that this would have been more serious for the driver of a gasoline car. Further, that is an uninteresting question. This is just one piece of road debris. If you want to know whether a typical gasser or the model S is safer, compare incidents per road-mile traveled and do the math. As more road-miles are traveled, the math will get better. You can't know how this would have turned out for another vehicle without performing a needless experiment — needless because it will probably happen anyway eventually. Hell, it's probably happened already.

      In any case, if it were a hitch reciever then the Model S wouldn't have gone over it.

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    13. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a drive shaft is knocked loose, "pole vaulting" frequently occurs.

    14. Re:So. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      The location of the battery pack is optimal for safety. It pushes the center of gravity down, it balances the weight between front and back, it provides rigidity for the passenger compartment and it substantially increases the size of the front and rear crumple zones.

      Why are people like you holding Tesla to an incomprehensibly higher standard than you are for gas autos? The two highway incidents have involved striking something substantial at highway speeds. Both drivers were warned by the car, both drivers were able to safely pull over and exit the vehicle unharmed. This is the same car that performed better than another other car in history on federal safety tests, the same car that received never before achieved perfect marks by Consumer Reports. What would be the consequences of a gas auto being harpooned by either of these large metal objects at highway speeds? Pick any location under their unshielded undercarriage. I don't think you'll get much of a warning from the car and I doubt the option of pulling over safely will be available to you.

      Are you folks really that scared of what electrics will mean for the future of your beloved gas autos?

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    15. Re:So. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm imagining it, but I seems to noticing more negativity from the low number posters than from the high number. Perhaps its a generational thing. Maybe all the old guys with their nostalgia for gas autos are feeling threatened. I've also noticed that those posting anti-Tesla also seem to slant Libertarian/Tea Party in other posts.

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    16. Re:So. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      You UK drivers are amateurs when it comes to fire. We merkins have 152,000 a year.

    17. Re:So. by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Are you folks really that scared of what electrics will mean for the future of your beloved gas autos?

      No, not at all. I wish there were affordable electrics available about the size of the Model S. I wish the Volt hadn't been a fraud.

      I have two issues. First, Tesla has put "electric car" and "fire" into the headlines about every 10 days now. Lithium Ion batteries are prone to this behavior and we're seeing the consequences, as opposed to NiMH in millions of hybrids that are not erupting into flame after a fender bender.

      Doesn't matter if gas cars burn too. Doesn't matter if nobody is hurt. The only thing that matters is that Tesla's cars are melting into slag heaps and creating a very bad perception. If you doubt this then you're naive and there isn't enough common ground remaining for us to converse; you can stop reading now. You'll get it after enough fires, some inside integral garages. You'll get it after the first mortality.

      Second, I just can't stand the Slashdot group-think about this. If some manufacturer comes along with a product that can't tolerate minor damage without a fire then they are going to create a perception about this technology the will persist for decades. Pretending otherwise with blind, slavish advocacy will not help.

      The standard must be high. It must be high and the advocates need to expect that it is attained. Otherwise you're creating a joke; late night hosts will ridicule, politicians will grandstand and adoption will take many, many years longer than it should.

      All we get around here though is lickspittle fanbois, exaggerating the dangers of gas vehicles, downplaying the dangers of lithium ion systems and the incidents they're causing and belligerently ignoring the fact that the public is rapidly associating Tesla, and electric cars with fire.

      Boeing had problems with their lithium ion system in the 787. They grounded the fleet and kept it grounded till it was solved. Now the plane is back in service with thousands of passengers climbing aboard every day with no concern. Why shouldn't that be my expectation of Tesla? Why isn't it yours?

      Appealing to suspect authorities and irrelevant consumer reviews does not impress. Tesla one of many fair-haired and highly subsidized boys of our government; it wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that Tesla's cars get pencil whipped through with zero resistance from the direct reports of NTSB political appointees acutely aware of the politics of all this. One day the government is the tool of the corporations, leashed to profits by regulatory capture... the next I'm supposed to swallow its analysis as though it were gospel. The collective Slashdot is a severe schizophrenic.

      Consumer reports smashed exactly zero Model S cars into obstacles, so I'm not sure what relevance their conclusions are to this discussion, except to muddy the water.

      Telsa is for-profit car manufacturer selling prestige cars to the 1% using heavy government subsidies on both ends. It is not your friend. It is not noble or sacrosanct. And if Telsa is the reason pure electrics become permanently associated with battery fires it will be a tragic.

      I choose not to adopt the fanboi blinders. Do as you will.

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    18. Re:So. by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      True, but you seem to be losing your edge faster... just a few years earlier (2003-2007), U.S. fire departments responded to an average of 287,000 [car fires per year]

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    19. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not at all. I wish there were affordable electrics available about the size of the Model S. I wish the Volt hadn't been a fraud.

      A "fraud"? What the fuck. It is more or less exactly what Chevy said it would be. But it seems that this is not an exception when it comes to the quality of your thinking on the topic:

      I have two issues. First, Tesla has put "electric car" and "fire" into the headlines about every 10 days now. Lithium Ion batteries are prone to this behavior and we're seeing the consequences, as opposed to NiMH in millions of hybrids that are not erupting into flame after a fender bender.

      These cars have not been erupting into flame after a mere fender bender and you are uncritically repeating the exact same horseshit nonsense which made these stories huge in the first place. Running over large heavy metal debris at highway/freeway speed is a pretty violent event that will fuck up any car and put it at significant risk of burning.

      Doesn't matter if gas cars burn too. Doesn't matter if nobody is hurt. The only thing that matters is that Tesla's cars are melting into slag heaps and creating a very bad perception. If you doubt this then you're naive and there isn't enough common ground remaining for us to converse; you can stop reading now. You'll get it after enough fires, some inside integral garages. You'll get it after the first mortality.

      You are acting as if the fact that fires happened implies that Tesla must have necessarily done a shitty job. I've got news for you: there is no such thing as a perfect machine. Apparently, as it stands, Tesla's rate of fires per mile traveled is substantially lower than gasoline powered cars (it must be said, there's probably not enough data yet for this to be conclusive, but it is suggestive). But that's not good enough for you. Oh no, you have just got to stamp your righteous little feet and bleat about what a shame it is that Tesla is ruining things for electric cars.

      Boeing had problems with their lithium ion system in the 787. They grounded the fleet and kept it grounded till it was solved. Now the plane is back in service with thousands of passengers climbing aboard every day with no concern. Why shouldn't that be my expectation of Tesla? Why isn't it yours?

      Allow me to supply you with a free clue: you are a moron. Please take that into account whenever you get the impulse to share your opinions with intelligent people. I'm not one of those who is ready to crucify Boeing over their teething troubles, but to act as if the situations are comparable is fuckwittery of the highest order. Tesla's battery packs have caught fire after suffering violent crash damage. Boeing's 787 lithium ion battery pack spontaneously caught fire after suffering no mechanical damage whatsoever. THESE THINGS, THEY ARE NOT THE SAME.

      From what we know today, Tesla doesn't need a redesign of its battery pack. At best they might need a redesign of the armor plate under the car that is intended to prevent battery punctures from beneath, but frankly these things are all tradeoffs: adding protection will increase weight, which will reduce range. Furthermore, these kinds of punctures are rare events, and the cars that have suffered them have demonstrated Tesla's safety design working quite admirably. As in, the cars gave their drivers warnings that damage had happened, and the battery's design inhibited rapid development of the fires giving tons of time for the drivers to safely stop and exit the vehicles.

      Note that in an airplane, fire is WAY THE FUCK MORE SERIOUS. You can't just pull over and hop out. That's another way in which your comparison to the 787 is completely fucking inane. We expect battery packs on airplanes to have far more safety margin than car battery packs, for very good reasons.

      Fuck off with your fake concern, your shallow understanding, your groupthinkish hysteria, and your mindless repetition of libertarian talking points.

  6. Concert by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > One person who isn't concertinaed

    Of course he wasn't concertinaed -- he ran over a hitch, he didn't biff a bridge abutment.

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    1. Re:Concert by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Funny

      He was very nearly bagpiped though.

    2. Re:Concert by steelfood · · Score: 1

      That's just the car. For it to happen to a person, that person would had to have been shot out of a canon.

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    3. Re:Concert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that person would had to have been shot out of a canon.

      You mean, like a semi-molested altar boy?

    4. Re:Concert by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      How exactly does a semi truck molest someone nonethe less, an alterboy?

    5. Re:Concert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if he had been shot out of a cannon, he'd just walk around for a few seconds bouncing around like a slinky making discordant sounds. Then he'd be back to normal in no time.

  7. huh? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 0

    The guy got in an accident and figured he would just, you know, say screw it and drive home instead of stopping and reporting an accident?

    1. Re:huh? by BitZtream · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, cops would get rather annoyed if everyone called them just to tell them they hit something on the road way. He wasn't in an accident that involved another car and at the time he wasn't aware of how much damage had been done to his car. There was no reason to call the cops ever, only the fire department.

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    2. Re:huh? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      In some states, you can't get your car fixed if the damage is over some arbitrary dollar amount without a police report.

      I guess I figured the trailer hitch in question was attached to a vehicle of some kind. I guess we should take it to mean debris?

    3. Re: huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uradope.

    4. Re:huh? by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Whereas here in Texas, they won't file a police report unless there's an injury or death, it seems like. If you want to make an insurance claim, the cops will give you a form you have to fill out and send to Austin.

    5. Re:huh? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I guess I figured the trailer hitch in question was attached to a vehicle of some kind. I guess we should take it to mean debris?

      Pretty much. While you might need to eventually get a police report, for a non-disabled car(remember it initially said it'd need repair, but worked) without any damage to anything of importance you can usually 'phone in' your police report. Heck, I remember one state you could do it on the web.

      As for the hitch he hit, I can't help but picture it as a giant caltrop.

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    6. Re:huh? by PotatoHead · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes. Shit on the road.

      All kinds of stuff happens and sometimes you don't have time or options to deal with it. So, it's a drive over and hope. Sucks, but there isn't too much we can do about the problem.

      Here's a nice one:

      It's a torrential rain kind of night. About 11:00 PM, on a rural highway, two lane, cars regularly passing in opposing lane. My brother in law was driving an old 70's Toyota Corolla. The engine in that thing was great, but the body was crapping out here and there. This was the mid 90's. Toyota has since beefed things up some, but their 70's era cars were awful thin in places. The Corolla was thin in the trunk.

      This brother in law saw a few rust patches, but didn't think too much of it having driven some Chevy thing or other before. No worries. Well, he had a nice, big, heavy floor jack in the back of that Corolla because he lost the stock one. Besides, the floor jack could lift one end of the car in a pinch, which made tire rotation quicker. That, and a 4-way lug wrench, various cans of oil, etc... were all in this razor thin, rusted out trunk, just waiting to exit the car, which they did.

      When it happened, he was moving about 60, nobody in front, headed to meet the rest of the family. Two or three vehicles were behind him, following close as people in my neck of the woods will often do. Out comes that jack. It probably weighed 25 pounds. He heard the clunk, and it actually wedged in a way that moved the rear of the car some, he saw sparks and then one of the lights behind him went out.

      Now he's a dick, and just floored it. All he knows is that way too close tailgater got up close and very personal with that floor jack, and had to pull off the road. Some other cars in the other lane darted about and a few had pulled over that he could see in the rear mirror, while speeding away as quickly as he could.

      When he arrived to tell the story, we opened the trunk, and he basically didn't have one anymore. All the stuff was gone, and the metal bits were bent this way and that along the edges. We think the trunk floor just dropped out and onto the road. The news featured the event and he worried about it for years. That jack took the first car right out! Bashed the drivers side light out, pierced the radiator, and ruined the drivers side tire before bouncing into traffic going the other direction where other fun 'n games proceeded to occur where it bounced into another one doing enough damage to the muffler and side panel to be ugly, and ended up pinned under a third where it ground to a stop.

      Shit happens.

      Probably that thing was not secured and just ended up on the road. So this guy is driving along, somebody changes lanes or something and there it is! He probably didn't have options. If he did, he would have not driven over it, unless it just dropped in such a way that left him no time.

    7. Re:huh? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Around here, if the vehicle still moves under its own power, it doesn't merit a police report.

      Other criteria for reporting include drunk drivers, injuries, an out-of-province vehicle, or a driver fleeing the scene.

      They used to use a "call it in if there's over $5000 damage" standard, but people can't estimate damage worth a damn, so they went to the "does it need a tow truck?" standard.

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    8. Re:huh? by Teancum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In this situation, your brother in law committed what was potentially multiple felonies and certainly was a negligent motor vehicle operator for failing to secure his cargo (which would include the floor jack and contents of the trunk). It could even be considered a hit and run accident in the way you've described.

      Seriously, this sounds like one heartless bastard that really needs to rethink his personal ethics.

      I do agree that some people who tailgate often get karmic justice in terms of shit happening to them simply because they are not thinking about potential problems with the vehicle ahead of them. When I'm driving I try to imagine from time to time that a sinkhole or at least a large pothole has opened up to swallow the vehicle in front of me and wonder if I have time to react and avoid that disaster myself? I've also seen a whole bunch of stuff on a highway that has fallen out of vehicles.

      I've even taken the time to pull over and if there was a safe way to remove the debris (like on a rural interstate with a lull in the traffic) I try to pull it off to the side of the highway. Even if I can't take it off the highway safely, I have tried to report the problem by dialing 9-1-1 on my cell phone where dispatchers will take note of the milepost and get a highway patrol or state police vehicle to check it out. It is amazing how much trash and stuff they pull off of highways.

    9. Re:huh? by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      I'd call the cops if there was debris lying on the road.

      Last time there was part of a car door on the edge of the road. They said they'd already received reports of it, and had made sure a road maintenance and cleanup crew were on their way.

      If you see/hit shit in the road, it's nice to get it removed, so other people don't hit it.

    10. Re:huh? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      They used to use a "call it in if there's over $5000 damage" standard, but people can't estimate damage worth a damn, so they went to the "does it need a tow truck?" standard.

      A much better standard I think. For one there's probably quite a few cars which it would otherwise be NEVER to call because their total value is under $5k.

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    11. Re:huh? by Hemi+Roid · · Score: 1

      I have tried to report the problem by dialing 9-1-1
      Where is the Emergency? 9-1-1 is SUPPOSED to be used for Emergency call
      9-1-1 You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think ..

    12. Re:huh? by Teancum · · Score: 2

      Where is the emergency in dialing 911 for road debris? I suppose I could dial directory assistance and call the business line for the local police agency (assuming I even know what jurisdiction I am in) and try to resolve the issue that way, and I guess that would be the logical thing to do.

      Then again, if there is a huge hunk of metal sitting on a highway that urgently needs to be removed, like say this particular 30 lb. or 50 lb. tow hitch mentioned in the OP or saying "dispatch, I just dropped my car's jack on the highway", that indeed would be an emergency to get a police officer to turn on his lights, throw up some orange cones, and spend the freaking 2-5 minutes that might just save somebody's life. Are you really sure that isn't considered an urgent emergency on a freeway? I'm sure most police officers wouldn't mind a little bit of prevention rather than spending the next couple of hours responding to somebody's severe injury or death.

      Geez, what do you think?

    13. Re:huh? by tibit · · Score: 1

      failing to secure his cargo (which would include the floor jack and contents of the trunk)

      So, obviously, in your car you bungee-cord the floor of the trunk to the lid on the off chance that the floor would decide to give way and drop out of the car? Did you even fucking read what you comment on?!

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    14. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometime in the late 80's there was a story in my local newspaper about a man killed when he ran over a jack in the road that punctured the floorboard of his Mercedes and impaled him through the seat. He was able to pull the car to the side of the road, but was dead before he could shut it off. His wife had to lean over and put the car in park.

      Two lessons from this:
              You are correct in saying your brother is a dick. He could have killed people.
              Running over stuff in the road is very dangerous. ( I would rather have my rather expensive but insured Telsa burn to the ground than be impaled on some road debris.)

    15. Re:huh? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      So, obviously, in your car you bungee-cord the floor of the trunk to the lid on the off chance that the floor would decide to give way and drop out of the car? Did you even fucking read what you comment on?!

      If the car is a falling apart rust-bucket where there might be a concern? You had better believe that you need to use a bungee cord, twine, or weld the damn thing shut. As a driver you are liable for anything that falls off your vehicle or becomes detached in any way. It doesn't matter if you are a private citizen or a commercial driver, although commercial drivers tend to get nailed more often for stuff like that.

      Ideally you should do a "walk around" before you start to drive just to make sure you vehicle is safe for operation. Just don't get caught for automotive manslaughter if you are really being a prick.

    16. Re:huh? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I've called to report probably half a dozen road safety situations over the years. Most of those times I've called 411 and asked to be connected to the non-emergency number for whatever jurisdiction I happen to be in. Every single time the non-emergency number has just been a straight forward to 911. My own local PD seems to do the same, it hasn't mattered what time of day or day of the week their non-emergency number goes straight to 911. So I don't bother finding that number anymore and just call 911.

    17. Re:huh? by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      Hint: if it can get someone killed, and it's in the road, it's an emergency.

      Not. Rocket. Science.

      Given the option, law enforcement personnel would MUCH rather handle it rather than handle body bags...

    18. Re:huh? by tibit · · Score: 1

      As a driver you are liable for anything that falls off your vehicle or becomes detached in any way.

      At least in the U.S., the case law disagrees with you.

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    19. Re:huh? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      As a driver you are liable for anything that falls off your vehicle or becomes detached in any way.

      At least in the U.S., the case law disagrees with you.

      I would be curious about what law it is that says that? If your rear bumper falls off your car, you mean to tell me that you are not liable for any damage that bumper causes to my car that is falling behind?

      A good example is how freight haulers of bulk materials like gravel used in construction are liable for any chipped windows caused by even small rocks that fall out of that truck. That often they "get away" with having stuff fall out of those kind of trucks, but if you can document when and where you were at when that rock hit your windshield, most construction companies will simply pay for the new window with almost no other questions asked. If you file a small claims action, most judges will put the presumption of guilt on the construction company where they will be required to show that they had no trucks on the road at the time and place being claimed in the lawsuit.

      I highly doubt you can find either statutory nor case common law that would suggest a lack of liability on the part of the operator of that vehicle and indeed plenty of both that would claim otherwise. Of course it varies a bit from state to state, but most states do require you to perform routine safety checks of your vehicle before you start to operate that vehicle, and to additional maintain all loads and items within the vehicle.

  8. Good Engineering Tesla by BitZtream · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Good job, lets of safety features worked as intended. I LOVE to see when these sort of active safety systems do their job.

    Now move the fucking battery pack so this shit stops. 1/4" aluminum armor 'a good idea' and all, but only because you mounted the battery in a stupid fucking position. Treat it like the gas tank, since it too is the energy storage medium for the car and its most dangerous components. Gas tanks don't need 1/4" armor ... because they don't mount them where shit getting wedge under the car is going to penetrate them, neither should you.

    Designing a new car from the ground up without all the old baggage of a 100 years of car building practices may seem like a great idea for efficiency, but its really not considering you're now going to RELEARN a BUNCH of shit that GM, Ford, Nissan, Mazda, Toyota and all the rest learned a long time ago.

    Nothing Tesla is doing is new or groundbreaking, theres no reason for throwing the baby out in the bath water, which is what they've done.

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    1. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I know more than one person who got a punctured gas tank. I know one guy who kept bondo-ing his gas tank because of the multiple holes in it and not wanting to replace it. Granted more than one was from light of-roading, but still, it happens and is common.

    2. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by TheLink · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why's the current location a big problem? The current location helps lower the Tesla's CG which is good in many other ways. For a "sports car" I'd say the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

      These class of cars crash and burn all the time (some even split in two). Google if you don't believe me. Heck even other conventional cars crash and burn too- A friend's friends were burnt to death in a BMW after a crash - they were stuck and couldn't get out.

      This Tesla model seems really safe in comparison. Maybe add some thermal sensors, have a "car about to burn" warning and we're good to go.

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    3. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by TWX · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gas tanks have plagued automotive manufacturers as problematic for as long as cars have had them.

      GM had sporadic issues with "saddle" fuel tanks mounted outboard of the frame rails of some of their pickup trucks. This got downplayed because Dateline couldn't properly reproduce the problems and ended up cheating to set them off, but the positioning got changed later.

      Ford had several issues. Pintos had tanks mounted too-far aft, making them vulnerable to rear-end collisions. Ford also experimented with making the tank integral with the trunk floor, basically the trunk floor was also the top of the fuel tank itself, and collisions would rupture it. They further had problems with the Crown Victoria, when rear-ended with significant force, puncturing the tank.

      All American automakers had trouble with tanks mounted with the fuel filler necks behind the license plates.

      There have been incidents where debris on the road was kicked up so that it contacted the fuel tank underneath, rupturing it and causing a fire.

      You are correct that Tesla needs to analyze why the batteries are being compromised from what should be survivable incidents, a car's batteries should be protected better to keep them from being damaged by even the most severe road debris. After all, a car could strike a concrete curb in a parking lot at high speed and high-center across it, or could be forced to take an evasive maneuver and strike something like a milemarker sign post and run that along under the car. These kinds of strikes shouldn't even particularly phase the car, let alone lead to its destruction.

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    4. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car will be vaporized in 5.....4.....3....

    5. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Now move the fucking battery pack so this shit stops. 1/4" aluminum armor 'a good idea' and all, but only because you mounted the battery in a stupid fucking position. Treat it like the gas tank, since it too is the energy storage medium for the car and its most dangerous components. Gas tanks don't need 1/4" armor ... because they don't mount them where shit getting wedge under the car is going to penetrate them, neither should you.

      Designing a new car from the ground up without all the old baggage of a 100 years of car building practices may seem like a great idea for efficiency, but its really not considering you're now going to RELEARN a BUNCH of shit that GM, Ford, Nissan, Mazda, Toyota and all the rest learned a long time ago.

      Nothing Tesla is doing is new or groundbreaking, theres no reason for throwing the baby out in the bath water, which is what they've done.

      Um, this is the tesla that burst into flame under the hood... nowhere near the battery pack. I'm pretty impressed that the sensors detected the fault so far ahead of the failure... now they just need to add some extra circuitry to completely disable electronics in areas that have an electrical fault (after the car is in park of course).

    6. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Wing_Zero · · Score: 4, Informative

      Gas tanks don't need 1/4" armor ... because they don't mount them where shit getting wedge under the car is going to penetrate them, neither should you.

      Obviously you haven't looked under a car before. Most gas tanks are mounted under the rear seat and VERY exposed, having only a couple straps and..... a piece of sheet metal (for a heat and debris shield) to protect it. (tanks nowadays are mostly made of plastic as well, so the casing on a battery is probably stronger. the plastic is soft, and flexes, so that helps)

    7. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by plopez · · Score: 0

      What they need now is an ejection seat to bet the idiotic driver out of the car in such a situation.

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    8. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by mojo-raisin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What a know it all, arm chair commenter. Have you seen the overall model S safety and notice no one has any permanent injuries despite some crazy crashes? This is due to the regidity and strength of the skateboard battery.

      You are quite good at using the word fuck, but that's all you know.

    9. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know more than one person who got a punctured gas tank. I know one guy who kept bondo-ing his gas tank because of the multiple holes in it and not wanting to replace it. Granted more than one was from light of-roading, but still, it happens and is common.

      Yes. About as common as eligible candidates appear on the radar for the Darwin Awards, which should tell you something about your friend Dr. Bondo there. I'd stand pretty far back with the camera if I were you when he gets a wild YouTube up his ass.

    10. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the overall model S safety and notice no one has any permanent injuries despite some crazy crashes?

      I would like to read this overall safety record, what is the link for it, please?

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    11. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by meekg · · Score: 1

      You mean put it in the back, where if you get rear-ended, it's in the line of fire?

      At least at the bottom there's less risk of a massive impact, and it lowers the car's center of gravity.

      "RELEARN a BUNCH of shit that GM, Ford, Nissan, Mazda, Toyota and all the rest learned a long time ago" - no thanks. Good opportunity to get around legacy hardware designed under circumstances that are often no longer relevant.

    12. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is the batteries weight significantly more than a full gas tank, and compounding that issue is that the rest of the car is significantly lighter than is the case in a gas-engine car. So the battery pack ends up being a much larger proportion of the car's overall weight, and it becomes critical to keep that mass as low to the ground as possible for all sorts of other safety reasons that are more statistically significant than running over large objects that can puncture 1/4" armor plating. Keeping the mass low gives the car a lower CG, resulting in better rollover prevention and far superior handling than the car would have with it mounted higher and rearward like a gas tank.

      Just going by the statistics of the situation and how well the safety systems have dealt with the isolated incidents, I don't think any design change is necessary at all. But if they were forced to make an appeasing design change due to the media hype, probably their best bet is just to increase the plating to 3/8" (at further construction and mpg cost, unfortunately).

    13. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

      My thoughts too. Seems a reasonable outcome considering a nice hunk of metal came into serious contact with his car.

      I like the low battery, maybe do some serious analysis on the armor plate and beef it all up. Or, like you say, move the whole works. Something. The FEA structural software can do amazing things these days. This problem can be engineered away.

      Nice outcome for the driver. He got informed and could proceed to take appropriate action.

      Gas cars just catch fire and escalate quickly for comparison. I'll bet he does get another one.

    14. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by plover · · Score: 1

      The Tesla's battery packs contain lots of 18650 LiOn cells,which are commonly found in laptop batteries. They're protected by being individual, small cells, and are above a plate, but if you consider what happens if you smack them with a 20 pound chunk of steel at 70 MPH, they aren't going to survive, no matter what.

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    15. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now move the fucking battery pack so this shit stops. 1/4" aluminum armor 'a good idea' and all, but only because you mounted the battery in a stupid fucking position. Treat it like the gas tank, since it too is the energy storage medium for the car and its most dangerous components. Gas tanks don't need 1/4" armor ... because they don't mount them where shit getting wedge under the car is going to penetrate them, neither should you.

      Moving the battery pack to a different location may well lead to additional accidents by way of suboptimal center of gravity. Appeasing outliers is not a strategy for maximizing safety of a vehicle.

      Designing a new car from the ground up without all the old baggage of a 100 years of car building practices may seem like a great idea for efficiency, but its really not considering you're now going to RELEARN

      Nonsense major vendors are playing it safe making surprisingly few changes to existing designs.

      If you wanted to redesign everything from scratch you would replace all of the 100 year old shit with hub motors. Additional handling capabilities they can bring to the table are well worth addressing their engineering challenges. It is an inevitable evolution one all save few niche vendors are touching.

    16. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Animats · · Score: 1

      Now move the fucking battery pack so this shit stops. 1/4" aluminum armor 'a good idea' and all, but only because you mounted the battery in a stupid fucking position.

      Moving the battery is a big deal; the whole car is designed around the battery. You want the battery low, to keep the CG down. In the Tesla Model S, the vehicle is below the floor pan. Stronger armor would help, but if the aluminum was replaced by steel, it would add 7 pounds per square foot to a battery pack that has about 30 square feet of bottom. So that's over 200 pounds. (It already weighs 4640 pounds empty.) Kevlar, maybe?

      For a good overview of what the bottom side of a Tesla Model S battery is like, see this video for first responders. (Starts where they're showing a Tesla Model S on its side.) Probably more than you ever wanted to know about how to deal with wrecked electric vehicles.

    17. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      tesla would split too if driven fast enough.

      other sports cars(in same price range) though go faster easier - and then it's about engineering where it splits.

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    18. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, this is the tesla that burst into flame under the hood... nowhere near the battery pack. I'm pretty impressed that the sensors detected the fault so far ahead of the failure... now they just need to add some extra circuitry to completely disable electronics in areas that have an electrical fault (after the car is in park of course).

      Actually, that's by design. If the battery pack catches fire, the fire is diverted AWAY from the passenger doors, so passengers may safely exit the vehicle. Unlike say, regular car fires which can flame up around and through the passenger cabin, potentially trapping the occupants.

      The battery directs the fire to the front or the back of the vehicle and away from the sides. Sure there's less chance of your stuff int he frunk or trunk surviving, but you're still more likely to come out alive minus a few possessions.

      It's also fairly well protected - besides the aluminum plate, the battery contains 16 sealed and isolated chambers that contain fire suppressant and coolant to keep one section from spreading into another.

      The bigger question is three fires, and yet no passenger cabin intrusion of flame... a regular car on fire typically leaves nothing left of the passenger cabin.

    19. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      You can probably find various overall safety record stats via Google, but in the meantime you might be interested in the NHTSA safety rating for the Model S. If you don't believe the five-star rating merely because the link I've provided happens to be a (rather detailed) Tesla press release, you're welcome to contact the NHTSA and verify the claim yourself.

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    20. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Gas tanks are barely more than thick plastic, pretty much the same material those red plastic gas cans you use to fill a lawn mower with. If he ran over a steel trailer hitch lying on the highway at 60mph it could puncture anything. Problem is tesla's are a new company using new technology, so we are looking at them harder than if, say, Chevy Volts were bursting into flames.

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    21. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by TheLink · · Score: 1

      My guess is it takes significantly longer for a Tesla battery to go from too hot to burning to kaboom, than for a fuel tank to do the same, and if you have thermal sensors you might be able to get enough warning time. Doesn't help if it burns down your garage and house though, but perhaps you could get the car to sound the horn in a distinctive way.

      Do the statistics indicate that Teslas are catching on fire destructively more often than cars in its class?

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    22. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      What I'd be curious to know; but don't really have a good guess 'by intuition' about, is how fast a moving car whose gas tank is punctured 'sheds' fuel (thus reducing the amount of fuel left to roast the occupants alive) by virtue of being relatively thinly protected and close to the bottom-rear of the car.

      Moving it closer to the core of the vehicle would reduce the risk of puncture; but it would probably reduce the speed of drainage in the event of a puncture, and make it more likely that some or all of the spilled fuel will end up sloshing around various nooks and crannies of the car, instead of spilling into the road.

      This obviously isn't an option with batteries, which are solid and not going anywhere; but with a liquid fuel, are you safer if catastrophic incidents bleed as much fuel as possible, as fast as possible? Or if the tank resists leakage as much as possible?

    23. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      so we are looking at them harder than if, say, Chevy Volts were bursting into flames.

      If Chevy Volts were bursting into flames, we'd be hearing about it. There's a whole swath of American politicians ready to pounce on anything negative regarding the Volt because, you know, Obama.

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    24. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      But gas tanks don't seam to need the same protection. When myth busters used a rifle to shot round after round into a cars gas tank, they couldn't get it to light. Only hitting the gas on the ground with a tracer lighting the fumes would it light. Basically a single vehicle accident that punctures a fuel tank will not start a fire, maybe 1 in a 1000. Only when you have gas on the ground, and car batteries sparks, or sparks from metal do you get a crash fire (petro cars having small electric fires or oil fires are more common, but usually limited damage that a single fire extinguisher will put out.) If the tesla is more prone to flame up (not proven) adding fuel from another vehicle will be all the more scary. That the Tesla takes so much effort to put out a fire, and burns for so long is the reason for extra concern IMHO. What happens when one ends up in a multiple car pile up, where they can't soak the batteries while saving those trapped in the pile-up?
      Also the problem that it, as a exotic performance car, has very little ground clearance making smaller objects, that wouldn't be touched by 90% of cars on the road, to nearly total the car. But that is likely a concern for all exotic performance cars, not just the Tesla.

    25. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A gas tank weighs 200 pounds, the Tesla battery weighs 2000 pounds. It is most of the weight of the car. It has to be as down low as possible, every inch you raise it doubles the chance of a rollover. (There's a reason the body frame is extremely crush resistant).

    26. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The joys of owning the first model year... I'd say that there's probably not enough evidence yet, especially given that it seems that some people don't bother to eaven report when their conventionally fueled vehicle catches.

      The garage thing would be that, to my knowledge, Tesla vehicles have yet to catch fire without being invovled in a serious event and proceeding to give warning before catching. If this guy had lived within minutes of home, I suppose he could have caught the garage. Perhaps a warning 'If you've recently been in an accident don't park your car inside until it's been checked for damage'.

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    27. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      S/Obama/Oil Companies/

      Not that I have all that great an approval of Obama, but he would probably be pro electric car.

    28. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Moving the battery means moving the center of gravity. That influences the road behavior massively.
      Have you even taken a bus? Noticed the barf inducing swaying these things do? Well, that is partly because their center of gravity is extremely high.
      If you compare that to a kart, which has bigger G forces in normal use, they don't sway a bit, and aren't usually as barf-inducing. This is partly because of the lower center of gravity (and partly because of the different suspension).
      A quick Google gives me approximately 500 kg of battery in a 2000 kg car. Lowering that massive weight helps a lot with the center of gravity.

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    29. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This obviously isn't an option with batteries, which are solid and not going anywhere; but with a liquid fuel, are you safer if catastrophic incidents bleed as much fuel as possible, as fast as possible? Or if the tank resists leakage as much as possible?

      Not leaking is better than leaking. Fuel fires almost never happen inside the tank, they happen because the fuel spills on the ground around the wreck then ignites somehow (hot road, hot metal [friction from impact = red hot metal bits laying around], etc.).

      It's important to remember that petroleum turns to vapour pretty quickly in the open, the vapour is even more susceptible to ignition than liquid fuel. You are safest from being burned alive if the fuel never leaves the tank to get near an ignition source, you are most at risk if the fuel tank is punctured. Most cars mount the fuel tanks in the middle between the front and rear axles because that's the location which is least likely to puncture the tank in a front/rear/side collision (also works against top collisions, but not bottom).

      Here's something interesting from Google.

    30. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      What I am really interested in are the "crazy crashes" the OP mentioned. Those aren't in the NHTSA rating, those tests are quite boring.

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    31. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about learning how to drive so you don't run into tow hitches and bridge abutments, etc?

    32. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      You find the NHTSA tests boring? You must be willing to strap yourself in for a crash test like this, then.

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    33. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you grow a pair and just say 'I don't believe you' to the GP.

    34. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      but its really not considering you're now going to RELEARN a BUNCH of shit that GM, Ford, Nissan, Mazda, Toyota and all the rest learned a long time ago.

      ..relearn things like how to put car companies that focus on safety out of business using the government as a sledge hammer?

      You wouldn't know it today, because after destroying Tucker they embraced safety via government mandate, and by "embraced safety" I mean "erected barriers to entry through government power so only new competitors with extremely deep pockets stand any chance at all."

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    35. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      What they need now is an ejection seat to bet the idiotic driver out of the car in such a situation.

      And while they're at it, they might add a roof that opens automatically before ejecting the driver.

    36. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But gas tanks don't seam to need the same protection. When myth busters used a rifle to shot round after round into a cars gas tank, they couldn't get it to light.

      Why would you get it to light? The only reasonable effect you can expect is getting it to explode. And that works mostly when the tank is almost empty. At any rate, getting it to do either requires hot ammunition and/or sparks. If you take lead bird shots, they won't be noticeably hot by themselves, and their final impact deformation (where they heat up after all) will be after passing through the tank (leaving hardly a hole after shredding through) and getting slowed down only slightly. I'd rather bet on bullets than shot for that purpose.

    37. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Teancum · · Score: 3, Informative

      If Chevy Volts were bursting into flames, we'd be hearing about it. There's a whole swath of American politicians ready to pounce on anything negative regarding the Volt because, you know, Obama.

      You mean like this earlier Slashdot Story? Or like this Volt that burned down the owner's garage and house?

      It just takes a little searching in your favorite search engine to find that it has happened to a Volt as well, and in fact was worse.

    38. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Using a firearm to shoot at a gas tank is a lousy way to cause ignition. If instead you considered that a piece of road debris came up from under the car and ripped out a hole along with some other metal that then subsequently started to scrape on the roadway, there are plenty of ways to get a spark to strike that would ignite the fuel.

      Heck, there have been cases that have been recorded where women getting in and out of their cars when wearing nylon pantyhose and building up a static electricity spark have been able to ignite the fuel tank simply when using a self-service pump at a gasoline station. I could go on, but I think this mythbuster didn't really get the true potential danger gasoline can cause. Once that spark happens, gasoline releases an incredible amount of energy.

      I do agree with you that the ground clearance issue might be somewhat of a problem. If the Tesla Model S had a ground clearance more like the old style SUVs, quite possibly (but we will never really know) this driver might have simply driven over the top of this debris and nothing would have happened. Then again I suppose Tesla could install "cow catcher" type spoilers in front of the Model S to deflect this kind of debris away from the vehicle or something else equally different.

    39. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Yes, those are dull as dirt. I don't know why you would think otherwise. They are completely standardized. A couple of minutes on youtube looking for russian dashcam videos will bring up all kinds of crashes that actually qualify as "crazy."

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    40. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by mean+pun · · Score: 1

      I could go on, but I think this mythbuster didn't really get the true potential danger gasoline can cause. Once that spark happens, gasoline releases an incredible amount of energy.

      To be fair, that episode never claimed to show the dangers of gasoline, it was just testing a specific myth. (Plus of course they were working to meet their contractually required number of gun/rifle shots and explosions.)

    41. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you haven't looked under a car before. Most gas tanks are mounted under the rear seat and VERY exposed)

      And apparently you looked under a car but had no idea what you were looking at. Most gas tanks are mounted under the trunk and sit above real axle at a slight angle included toward the back of the vehicle. Not, as you seem to believe, mounted between the rear seat and the rear axle. You don't seem to understand how little space is available in that part of the vehicle.

    42. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My pants tore at the seam. It was very embarrassing. It seems I am doomed to never live it down."

      Seam != Seem

      Seam
      Seem
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      "If I shoot every clay pigeon, I will be proud of myself. Last time I only shot half of them."

      Shoot, pronounced: shoe-t
      Shot, past tense, pronounced: sh-awe-t
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      [P]etro cars having small electric fires or oil fires are more common, but usually limited damage that a single fire extinguisher will put out.

      How about:

      "Petro cars more commonly have small electric fires or oil fires, but these are usually limited to damage that a single fire extinguisher will put out."

      It's still not great, but it is as close to your original sentence as I could come without breaking the language. Also, several of your sentences need additional commas. If you pause while reading a sentence, you probably need a comma there.
      __________

      Also the problem that it, as a exotic performance car, has very little ground clearance making smaller objects, that wouldn't be touched by 90% of cars on the road, to nearly total the car.

      This is so badly mangled that I'm not certain what you meant. Perhaps something like this:

      "Also the problem that, as an exotic performance car, it has very little ground clearance makes smaller objects (that wouldn't be touched by 90% of cars on the road) nearly total the car."

      It's still not good, for a number of reasons. It's a bit of a run-on, and the tenses don't agree very well. "The car", here, must refer to the model in a general sense in order to remain factually correct, whereas the story properly involves a single, literal car. This lends itself to ambiguity, and makes it harder to read. (Note also that "exotic" begins with a vowel, meaning you can't precede it with "a", but rather with "an") Let's try again:

      "Being an exotic performance car is also a problem. It has very little ground clearance. Smaller objects, that wouldn't be touched by 90% of cars on the road, can total a Tesla."

      or:

      "Being an exotic performance car is also a problem. It has very little ground clearance. A smaller object, that wouldn't be touched by 90% of cars on the road, nearly totaled this car." (This is not what happened, but it's no longer ambiguous.)
      __________

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    43. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A gas tank under my pants? No thanks! Call me old fashioned (and it wouldn't be the first time) but I will get a Tesla, thanks.

    44. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by cpotoso · · Score: 1

      Considering the very small number of tesla's out there, I would say the safety record is thin. Yes, other manufacturers had their problems, but with a baseline of MILLIONS of cars, their safety record is not so bad. It is always a matter of ratios.

    45. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "GM had sporadic issues with "saddle" fuel tanks mounted outboard of the frame rails of some of their pickup trucks. This got downplayed because Dateline couldn't properly reproduce the problems and ended up cheating to set them off, but the positioning got changed later."

      Actually it got changed -earlier-. GM had stopped putting the fuel tanks there DECADES before that dateline story played.

      I always thought it was odd that they were harping about the GM saddle tanks from the 70's trucks... totally ignoring the fact that the 50's & 60's trucks had the fuel tanks INSIDE THE CAB.

    46. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only so long as if the fuel that has leaked to the ground doesn't catch fire and the fire can't travel as fast as the car.

      You really don't want fuel leaking out everywhere because it is a real PITA to clean it up and make the environment safe. If you've ever seen images of an accident scene with foam sprayed everywhere, well that foam is because of the fuel leaking.

    47. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a know-it-all, armchair commenter.

      FTFY

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphen#Compound_modifiers

    48. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Now move the fucking battery pack so this shit stops. 1/4" aluminum armor 'a good idea' and all, but only because you mounted the battery in a stupid fucking position.

      That may imbalance the weight distribution of the vehicle, making it much more dangerous. It also may fail to adequately protect the vehicle from similar debris damage. Remember the other guy rammed through a reenforced concrete wall and hit a tree; many folks have conjectured that, sans armor and battery, this driver would have had the trailer hitch he hit come through the vehicle's baseboard and into his lap, potentially killing him but at least crippling him.

      Your impulsive reaction and failure to adequately analyze risk has just cost thousands of lives per year where you tried to save three.

    49. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know that virtually all cars have their fuel tanks mounted underneath the vehicle, right? Typically under the rear seat. And, yes, they are typically exposed to road debris, though people who drive off road often do put armor plating over them.

      The main difference is that a battery pack must have a much larger volume than a comparable gasoline car's fuel tank, so it's a bigger target and thus more likely to be hit.

    50. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Hub motors suck. I prefer a good differential where it's physically impossible to not respond close to optimally unless it seizes up. For example, a Torsen differential will always apply power where it reaches the ground: in acceleration to the rear wheels (the front start to slip), in optimal conditions to all four wheels, and in low-traction condition power will naturally migrate to the wheels with traction such that the amount of power delivered is maximized.

      With a hub motor system, you have the ability to do other stuff like apply power to mess with steering and traction considerations for pre-crash systems and electronic stability control--modern systems instead apply steering adjustments and mess with anti-lock brakes on individual wheels. On the other hand, you also need a computer to take measurements and apply adjustments to the power distribution to the wheels. While a Torsen will always do this to fixed correctness (i.e. n% of optimal) with a fixed amount of efficiency, the correctness and basic efficiency of a computer controlled system vary with the maintenance state and tolerance of the sensors. The sensors may be imprecise (i.e 0+/-20) or inaccurate (i.e. 5+/-0.5), and will likely become less precise and less accurate over time until maintained and eventually replaced. A mechanical differential will become less efficient over time, reducing power; but the handling characteristics will remain the same.

      Then you have faulty software. Many manufacturers won't give you a computer upgrade because upgrading the software causes a lot of risk; they will issue ECU updates when a problem known to be fixed in a newer ECU firmware is detected by the dealership mechanic, and third-party mechanics rarely have the ability to perform an ECU update. Often these updates bring improved fuel mileage and power by better stock engine tuning. Mechanical parts are readily replaced with extremely low risk: they either work or they don't, and they pass a certain amount of torque; computers are much more complex and the risk presented by an ECU update is much higher. Faulty software is a problem; and the benefit of being able to simply upgrade software to get better handling inherently carries more risk and may be a restricted option.

      I find hardware differential systems with a single motor to be a better option.

    51. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen a repair guy welding on a tank (with gas in it) to fix holes, he wasn't concerned. I got the hell out of there. No big 'boom', though, tank got fixed.

    52. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just program the car to drive itself out of the garage if it catches fire. Sure, the Tesla is not fully autonomous, but how hard is it to do a straight line from the garage to the driveway?

    53. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      > static electricity spark have been able to ignite the fuel tank simply when using a self-service pump at a gasoline station.
      I don't think so, it doesn't light the tank, and it is one of the 1 in a 1000 when it does ignite at all. IE during fueling it is pushing the flammable gas vapor out of the tanks open cap, that is light-able outside the tank but it almost always just goes out, see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WohRAM4_NQg
      because the fuel vapor is going to push all the oxygen out of the tank, it just isn't a conducive environment for a fire. Only if you get another fuel source bringing the fuel tank to a boil will it explode (IE the only exciting you tube videos that I could find of this involved either fueling a external can, or the nozzle held on.) Heck when I was kid I shot bottle rockets, fire crackers, etc into a junked cars fuel cap with 1/3 tank, a little vapor fire in the nozzle was the result of a bottle rocket exploding inside a fuel tank.

    54. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by tibit · · Score: 1

      Move it fucking *where*, pretty please? Once you do the engineering on it, you realize there's nowhere else for it to go. Now shut up, mmkay?

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    55. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Which is interesting since Chevy seemed concerned enough about their Volt catching fire to do a recall. Recalls from these folks only happen when they're scarred litigation costs will exceed the cost of the recall.

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    56. Re:Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they use Sony batteries?

    57. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      This was a pretty crazy crash. 100MPH through two concrete walls and into trees. Even then the drunk was able to get out and walk away.

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    58. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      That's a great picture in the autoguide article.

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    59. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to your uninformed opinions, traditional (read: gasoline-powered) automobiles have a much *higher* (almost 4x) rate of combustion per unit compared to Tesla's electric vehicles. Additionally, those traditional automobiles have a disturbing tendency to do so while *parked* for extended periods of time, not just when they've been recently exposed to the forces of a high-speed accident.

    60. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well if you read the articles, you would have known that NHTSA opened and closed the case deeming that everything that occured with the volt crash test was normal and no real world incident like this had occurred. if you had looked at the second one, you would have known that the fire that burned down the garage might have been started by a suzuki samarai moddified into an EV.

    61. Re: Good Engineering Tesla by cpotoso · · Score: 1

      Source?

  9. Not concertinaed? by ArbitraryName · · Score: 1

    Did he avoid having to listen to one?

  10. At least the car didn't say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I feel much better now, Shibayama-san"

  11. Bravo, Elon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again the haters are eating crow.
    Tesla is the REVOLUTION the driving public has been waiting for, and nothing can stop them now!

    1. Re:Bravo, Elon! by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      I certainly hope so. They're still in the early adopter phase, though. I don't even have a driver's license so maybe by the time I do get it their cars will have come down in price.

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    2. Re:Bravo, Elon! by TWX · · Score: 1

      Uh, that $80,000 I don't have will stop them...

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  12. lp0 on fire by toygeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    ^ If ever a missed opportunity for an error message....

    1. Re:lp0 on fire by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Yes, but from the Wikipedia article:

      The message does not reliably indicate whether the printer in question is actually aflame.

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  13. Low expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The man has some seriously low expectations of a car.

    1. Re: Low expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've know two people had trucks catch fire in the last year or so.... A Chevy Silverado and a Ford F150. You know what stupid things they did to cause this? One was parked in the driveway outside his house the other was being driven down the interstate.... Where's the relentless news coverage on these incidents? Even better is the response from the companies, for letters stating it was not their fault.

    2. Re:Low expectations by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The man has some seriously low expectations of a car.

      For better or worse, by the standards of 'devices with more than a thousand pounds of Li-ion batteries right underneath the operator', responding to a massive puncture wound with a series of error messages and a controlled shutdown is pretty damn polite...

      This doesn't necessarily mean you want to be the lucky driver of one; but I'm impressed that the system held off the worst of the failure cascade long enough for him to make it out alive, rather than just burning him into a grease spot and some mixed oxides right then and there. (I had the pleasure of one of Sony's defective battery packs back in the day, and after having to toss it, and the attached computer, off my lap in a hurry, I've never taken the term 'laptop' quite as literally. Those things go pretty fast, once they start.)

    3. Re:Low expectations by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      I would hope expected at least a klaxon or two. Maybe Mahel Roddenberry calmly giving me a countdown to total car deactivation or something :)

      I mean, when it's basically trying to tell you, "You done ran over a giant-ass piece of debris and it tore shit up," too much politeness minimizes the danger...

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    4. Re:Low expectations by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much extra it would cost to get a Half Life HEV "User Death Imminent. Seek Medical Attention." message?

  14. But the final warning! by gargleblast · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe they missed such a golden opportunity. The final warning should have been "Car will now Halt and Catch Fire".

    1. Re:But the final warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the problem is that they couldn't guarantee the fire. It would look pretty bad if the car claimed to catch fire and just halted.

    2. Re:But the final warning! by _UnderTow_ · · Score: 2

      Guaranteeing the fire just sounds like a simple engineering challenge.

    3. Re:But the final warning! by MondoGordo · · Score: 1

      I wish we could go above 5 ...or had a "Beyond Funny" mod option

  15. concertinaed ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    concertinaed ????? What the HELL?

    1. Re:concertinaed ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      followed by "however is, Juris Shibayama, "

      amazing "editorial" work

    2. Re:concertinaed ??? by PPH · · Score: 1

      It made a horrible noise when squeezed.

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  16. "three-pronged trailer hitch"? by macraig · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What exactly is a "three-pronged trailer hitch"? Google Images doesn't seem to have a clue, and it doesn't sound very functional. How does a trailer hitch with more than one "prong"/fulcrum do anything useful?

    1. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 4, Funny
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    2. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An example:
      http://www.etrailer.com/Ball-Mounts/Curt/C45001.html

    3. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Mr+Z · · Score: 4, Informative
    4. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://images.palcdn.com/hlr-system/WebPhotos/81/811/8114/8114944.jpg

      These can land in various positions.

    5. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by macraig · · Score: 2

      Can you 3D-print one of those for me? Maybe I can visualize it then.

    6. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably means a 3-position ball mount. That would be the part that comes off the the hitch receiver (the part on the vehicle) and that the trailer connects to. Usually they have 1 ball on them (there are several different sizes used depending on the weight of the trailer being towed). A 3-position unit has the three most common sizes permanently attached. Hitting a 25lb peice of steel at highway speeds doesn't seem like a minor event to me.

    7. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by elijahu · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant 3-ball or 3-way trailer hitch. Google Images will give you better, surprisingly G-rated results.

    8. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by macraig · · Score: 1

      I'm a trailer hitch simpleton, I guess... how would the other two balls be used? Surely not all three at the same time?

    9. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anaerin · · Score: 1

      Probably one of these: http://www.realtruck.com/images/products/curt-trailer-hitch-multi-ball-mounts-class-iii/thumbs-480x360/curt-trailer-hitch-multi-ball-mounts-class-iii.jpg The aforementioned "Three Prongs" are to accomodate the 3 different sizes of trailer ball receiver there currently are on the market with a single unit.

    10. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by elijahu · · Score: 1

      Wow, a lot of slashdotters were apparently simultaneously familiar with trailer hitches (or had googled 3-way balls already).

    11. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by macraig · · Score: 1

      Oh, I get it now: the three balls are different sizes to accommodate different loads and it's simply rotated in the receiver(?), right? I'm a trailer hitch simpleton.

    12. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what your Mom thought until last night!

    13. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by ArbitraryName · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're three different size balls (that's what she said). You rotate it so the size you need is facing up.

    14. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Since the suspension of the Tesla S can apparently change the ground clearance, I wonder if the car could use radar or another type of sensor to try to avoid situations like this.

    15. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pretty much. There's also a variety with three balls mounted in parallel. Sure, you'll pull loads slightly off center with such a hitch if you use the balls to either side, but not enough to make a big difference, apparently.

    16. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well how do you move stuff around? Having said that I am surprised at how many size tow balls are in use in the USA.

    17. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but i just don't trust those things for anything above the lightest load.. the way they are made ALL of the load is on the weld from the ball to draw bar. and honestly the welds look questionable.. especially when the ball and the drawbar look to be different grades of steel..

      There are so many things i see when i look at that, no way i'm towing with one..

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    18. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      The tow ball size indicates the weight limit of the hitch.

      Although there's so many options nowadays that the original purpose is probably invalidated.

    19. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      But hey, they're strong enough to puncture a Tesla, so there you go. (FWIW, I don't tow a darn thing.)

    20. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you have more than one towball size.. We only have 2"/50mm. How bizarre.

    21. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by ModernGeek · · Score: 1
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    22. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.pickupspecialties.com/Hitch_Balls/76450.jpg

      For reference - and yes this is an actual pic of a real 3 pronged hitch.

    23. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I am an Aussie too but I suspect the US situation dates to times when steel wasn't as good as it is today, so sometimes you wanted to save mass and other times you needed a lot of metal.

    24. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1
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    25. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An example: http://www.etrailer.com/Ball-Mounts/Curt/C45001.html

      I already have one of those, but it only has two and I don't call them prongs.

    26. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      What exactly is a "three-pronged trailer hitch"?

      Should have been called a "three-balled trailer hitch," but then again, this would not have been wise marketing to rednecks.

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    27. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by macraig · · Score: 1

      I've never towed a damned thing in my life (in spite of having a hitch on my truck), but I agree they seem like a convenience impulse with little thought to robustness. The makers are obviously not catering to people whose primary concern is the integrity of their load. If I did have to have one, this one seems better than most to my eye:

      http://www.turnoverball.com/products/adjustableballmounts/tow-stow-receiver-hitch

      Only one of the balls is welded, and it looks like there might be a substantial stump fitted inside in addition to just the weld. Some balls are just better than others.

      And yes, she did say that, too.

    28. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.toolplanet.com/product/3-Ball-Triple-Trailer-Towing-Hitch-Mount-with-Hook/trailer-hitch-and-tow
        has a picture of one type.

      -S

    29. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by macraig · · Score: 1

      I don't call them prongs.

      But what does she call them?

    30. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that 'harbor freight' is a polite way of saying 'not for load-bearing or safety-critical applications'.

    31. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by matria · · Score: 1

      There are "three-point" trailer hitches; they are triangular with two points attached to the towing vehicle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkH4UW2r3ew

    32. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Holy heck.... If the dude drove into one of those I'd be surprised if the tesla made it another 100 yards. Talk about substantial.

      Still, on the other multiballs - the way I'd do it would be to have a bolt go completely through the bar, with the balls set on then welded into place, if not screwed on then welded. Same deal with the last ball, just shorter, preferably with some sort of threaded bolt adding reinforcement.

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    33. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by RedBear · · Score: 1

      What exactly is a "three-pronged trailer hitch"? Google Images doesn't seem to have a clue, and it doesn't sound very functional. How does a trailer hitch with more than one "prong"/fulcrum do anything useful?

      The driver was probably referring to a multi-ball trailer hitch that has all three trailer ball sizes (1-7/8", 2", 2-5/16") attached. You pull it out of the hitch receiver and rotate it to use a different ball, so you don't have to carry around 75 lbs of separate single-ball trailer hitches. It's quite handy if you have multiple trailers with different hitch sizes, or you want to be able to borrow a trailer without needing to know what size hitch it takes. There are also hitches with interchangeable balls, but they typically quickly become useless from rust making it impossible to remove the ball, so hitches with separate balls are popular due to being more reliable.

      Google "three ball trailer hitch" or "triple ball trailer hitch" to get a better idea what I'm referring to. You'll notice some are quite bulky and elaborate height-adjustable affairs and many also have a nasty sharp hook on the fourth side, I guess for use with a tow line. I wouldn't want to run over even the most benign model in a low-clearance sports car at highway speeds. A multi-ball hitch will always have something sticking up maybe as much as 5" to 8" off the road surface, where a single-ball hitch will usually be laying on its side and be at most 2-1/2" high. I can easily see a multi-ball hitch catching on something, popping up and doing major damage to the underside of pretty much any vehicle with less than 8" of road clearance. Which includes nearly all non-lifted passenger vehicles with normal sized tires on the road today.

      Source: Recently bought a boat trailer and spent a lot of time learning about trailer hitches.

    34. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      This gizmo seems to better match description and stated orientation:

      http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-Point-Tractor-Gooseneck-trailer-and-Receiver-Hitch-/220379997998

    35. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      It's also a safety thing like how diesel and gasoline nozzles are of different sizes, and within my memory even 'standard' gasoline had a different size nozzle. Unleaded is the smallest, then 'standard', then diesel. So you can feed gasoline into your diesel vehicle, but not vice versa. Diesel owners were considered 'smarter' or at least more educated in their vehicle, so it was considered the smarter choice.

      The same comes to ball size - have a small hitch on your car that's barely capable of 500 pounds, 1 ball size. Light truck 3500? Another. 5k+? A third. The last is good up until you're looking more at the semi-tractor style hitches that hook up over the rear axle(s).

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    36. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't call them prongs.

      But what does she call them?

      To her, the details aren't important. She's happy calling it a killer strapon.

    37. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Separate balls, a shifter and a length of pipe, and just change the damn ball when I need to. Takes less than a minute.

    38. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Google "three ball trailer hitch"

      With Safe Search turned on, of course.

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    39. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful what you ask for. The 3D printer will try and open a door to a paradoxical Universe.

    40. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In practice, this is just a non-issue. You're complaining about the potential failure of a weld which is literally as thick as the tubing to which the balls are attached.

      Personally, I have a lifted truck with an old school receiver with a recessed pin, so I have an adjustable drop hitch with a tri-ball. They've fallen out of favor but they used to make super massive pull-behind hitches that could handle real loads. Mine is literally constructed out of at least 3/8" plate, it's ludicrous. You can tell because a normal hitch won't pin into the receiver because the hole is too far back. One of these drop hitches was the only thing I could find which would fit. I have a reese replacement that I got at a yard sale, gonna fit a roll pan. The bumper is just a wind catcher.

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    41. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Harbor Freight has stores and execs in in the USA, so they're as vulnerable to liability suit as anybody. The stuff sold at Napa or wherever is made in the same country as the stuff they sell at HF. I have their 12-ton press, the fit and finish leave something to be desired (fit and finish) but there's nothing to complain about when it comes to the weight of the stock or the strength of the welds. Their cherry pickers are equivalent to anyone else's, don't ignore the weight ratings. Etc. The problem with HF stuff isn't durability, it's finish. Expect to re-bed machining equipment, de-burr edges of parts, chase threads, etc etc.

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    42. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You pull it out of the hitch receiver and rotate it to use a different ball, so you don't have to carry around 75 lbs of separate single-ball trailer hitches.

      I hate to whore for a specific company without even getting paid, but Master makes hitches with a little pin on the top that stops the ball spinning so that you can change the ball with just one wrench. That way you can use a drop/rise hitch, be able to switch balls, and don't have to carry a bunch of heavy tools.

      I don't use it, I have some el cheapo three-ball adjustable height drop/rise hitch to go with my lifted f250. And when I finally raise the bed, perhaps I will also install my pop-up gooseneck hitch, which is what I want to be using to pull any significant load anyway.

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    43. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She also commented on the "substantial stump fitted inside."

    44. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Google "three ball trailer hitch"

      With Safe Search turned on, of course.

      Ha ha funny, but no. Get with the times. Google doesn't allow Safe Search to be disabled anymore. It's always on. They changed the policy like a year ago. You will only see NSFW search results now for search terms that are obviously adult-related. Vague innuendo doesn't qualify, apparently.

    45. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, I'm not a native english speaker but... The car just got destroyed by hitting one of those things? If that's the case those cars wouldn't last 5 minutes here in latin america. If that's not the case please explain what the car's owner said because it doesn't really makes sense to me.

    46. Re:"three-pronged trailer hitch"? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Can you 3D-print one of those for me? Maybe I can visualize it then.

      There is an example on this car.

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  17. Stupid idiot messages by ortholattice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A pet peeve with cars is the stupid engine light that gives no clue what the problem is. I have no idea if it's some lower-priority thing like a polution sensor slightly out of spec or something where I need to stop immediately to avoid engine damage. (I know you can buy the code readers, but I don't carry one around in my car typically.)

    So the Tesla, with all its sophistication, says 'Car needs service. Car may not restart.' WTF? They might as well replace it with an engine light to save money.

    I do agree that 'Please pull over safely. Car is shutting down.' is a little better, but not much.

    1. Re:Stupid idiot messages by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 2

      Some cars flash their "check engine" light in specific sequences to indicate certain issues. So if it flashes, say, 3 long flashes followed by 4 short, you can look up the code "34" in the manual and get an idea of what the problem is. I know Mazda (used to?) do this.

    2. Re:Stupid idiot messages by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too much information can be a bad thing. You need to communicate these situations in a simple manner so that they don't distract the driver too much.

    3. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any car that has OBDII (Anything in the past 12 years) will flash light the CEL (Check Engine Light) when there is a major issue requiring you to pull over. If the light is solid lit, it can wait.

    4. Re:Stupid idiot messages by ArbitraryName · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can leave a reader like this plugged in all the time (this is the exact one I have). A smartphone app connects to it via Bluetooth. Even when the car isn't throwing a code it can be great to have realtime data.

    5. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do agree that 'Please pull over safely. Car is shutting down.'
      is a little better, but not much.

      There is a pretty good reason for being reasonable with the warning though. It might cause a crash if the driver is distracted by DANGER! ABANDON CAR! ABANDON CAR!

    6. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      A pet peeve with cars is the stupid engine light that gives no clue what the problem is. I have no idea if it's some lower-priority thing like a polution sensor slightly out of spec or something where I need to stop immediately to avoid engine damage. (I know you can buy the code readers, but I don't carry one around in my car typically.)

      Given the years and number of manufacturers you should expect there to be variances in terms and functionality, from 'service engine' which means 'change your oil!', but in general a 'check engine' light is something minor that varies between 'won't pass a pollution test' to 'you're not getting the mileage you should'. It's when it starts flashing that you should pull over and call a tow truck.

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    7. Re:Stupid idiot messages by msauve · · Score: 1

      "A pet peeve with cars is the stupid engine light that gives no clue what the problem is."

      That's by design. You can thank US government regulations, which require the MIL to light for a wide range of emissions related issues.

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    8. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that better error messages seem to be one of the last things updated with newer tech. With the smaller sensors, computer processing and more importantly storage there is little reason a fuller error message can't be included and accessible without an ODBC/PC interface.
      A similar situation I have at work is Mazak CNC machines that use embeded windows as the interface. BUT they still have one line error messages that you have to lookup in a PDF/paper manual for more detail! It seems a button/link to popup a window with further details was beyond the programmers imagination.

    9. Re:Stupid idiot messages by hankwang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "'Car needs service. Car may not restart.' WTF? "

      I'd say this is exactly the amount of detail that you need while driving. Really, what would be the added practical value of "Battery bank 7 temperature exceeded threshold level 1 based on mean power over last 15 minutes, click here to see a plot" for your decision to stop now, drive home, or drive directly to the service station?

      I wouldn't be surprised if more details can be found somewhere under "advanced status" or something.

    10. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      So the Tesla, with all its sophistication, says 'Car needs service. Car
      may not restart.' WTF? They might as well replace it with an
      engine light to save money.

      What's wrong with it? Either one of those sentences is relatively useless, yes, but they were offered together, which clearly indicates that ignoring it can leave you stranded. The overall meaning is clearly "Your grocery run is now officially over, go to the dealer or nearest facsimile thereof."

    11. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The closest thing to a pollution sensor I can think of is the lambda sensor in the exhaust that detects the amount of oxygen in the air leaving the engine. It's part of a feedback loop where it makes the fuel mixture going into the engine more or less lean depending on the fumes coming out. If it fails your engine either cuts out because of too lean a mixture, or more likely dumps enough fuel into the engine that either your exhaust system explodes or you get an explosion within the engine block that's large enough to crack the block so you need a whole new engine. Not something you want to ignore.

      In general you want to check out any engine issue because you don't know what side-effects it might have.

      Besides you could be overly reliant on trusting it. Just because it's detected a fault doesn't mean it's detected the cause correctly. Plus any sensor error could be actually a fault within the computer itself, and if that happens it could be miscontrolling and thus damaging the engine quite badly.

    12. Re:Stupid idiot messages by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      From the Unix Haters Handbook:

      "Dennis Ritchie, designer of the C programming language, revealed his design for a new model of car today. Instead of the multiple confusing gauges on the dashboard is a single light that lights up with a '?'.

      "The experienced user", Ritchie says, "will usually know what's wrong."

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    13. Re:Stupid idiot messages by tapspace · · Score: 3, Informative

      The dash lamp system is actually quite simple.

      RED dash lights mean DO NOT DRIVE without resolving

      AMBER dash lights mean resolve when possible, but it's safe to continue driving

    14. Re:Stupid idiot messages by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Alright to play devils advocate though:

      I assume a Tesla has a big LCD, like in the Dart I just bought where they could display anything they wanted.

      When you are driving down the interstate at 70+ mph though do you want. "Please pull over vehicle needs service" or do you want "Ground fault detected in battery cell 2 ... Ground fault detected in battery cell 3 ... Battery pack potential below normal ... Battery temperate high ... " and so forth scrolling past?

      I have no problem with the thing just displaying a CEL ( check engine light ) when something goes wrong while in operation. What I object to is that with all the fancy displays and processing power to do voice recognition and media play back I can't get detailed diagnostic info while the vehicle isn't in operation without some code reader.

      At least when the vehicle is not running I should be able to do something to get it print a tail of the fault log with the codes resolved to human readable values.

      (P0299) O2 Sensor failure
      (P0455) Intake vacume leak detected

      etc.

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    15. Re:Stupid idiot messages by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      Engine damage ? Pull over safely ?

      I have an old car, it has engine temperature and oil low light. In fact, in my country everybody has old cars like that. Either car is going or not, if you want to damage the engine you can overheat it (but you can't, there's a temp meter on the dashboard) and still you won't damage it, you'll just make roughly $100-$200 usd damage, depending on what car you have. It'll stop itself since water will start mixing with fuel in the cylinders.

      Summary: On "current" down to the ground cars without too much computer bs in it, you just need oil light and temp meter. There's no need for anything else. Maybe your own intuition and knowledge of your car. Sound, behavior, etc.

      Pull over safely. No... I prefer to not pull over safely, rather i prefer to crash while puling over. What a f retarded message.

    16. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Scoth · · Score: 1

      My wife's 2003 Grand Am has two levels - light on solid means you can keep driving until you get it looked at, flashing means pull over immediately. I've only seen it flashing once - when the engine stripped a rocker arm and started flailing bits around in the head. This is an OBD II standard across all cars with the system.

      Incidentally, they sell a cheap ($20, and often $15) bluetooth- or wifi-enabled plug that links up to a cell phone app to read codes and other OBD II info. It's been a godsend when I was trying to diagnose a couple issues with that car.

    17. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      If my car tells me "may not restart" then I'm sure as hell not going to stop until I get to my destination.

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    18. Re:Stupid idiot messages by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      NERD TIME! Since 1996 the only light that HAS to be there is the MIL, the malfunction indicator light, which tells you that your vehicle is suspected to be violating the federal test procedure emissions standards. The manufacturer may also implement a check engine light, which means whatever the manufacturer wants it to mean. The MIL means that a mandatory monitor has failed, and that there is stored snapshot data.

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    19. Re:Stupid idiot messages by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      How about something more useful like "Damage to hood compartment. Pull over immediately."?

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    20. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All cars actually will give you codes on your dashboard. Some of the sequences can be pretty nutty in complexity (turn off turn on wait X seconds, pump brake etc), but I've 'googled' both Chrysler and Nissan products on my phone and had both the procedure and translations in minutes. Try it yourself - it's pretty cool.

    21. Re:Stupid idiot messages by SomeoneFromBelgium · · Score: 1

      So the Tesla, with all its sophistication, says 'Car needs service. Car may not restart.' WTF?

      Well I which MY car would tell me that. Is it some minor problem or do I need to drive to the Garage NOW!??

    22. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of cars previous to 1996 (OBD1) used to do it that way. After 1996, not aware of them doing it as there are now thousands of codes to worry about.

    23. Re:Stupid idiot messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is OBD 1 & pre-OBD. OBD2 will flash the engine light if the code is currently being experienced but the sequence a simple 1 secondish flash rate. There's no hidden code in it. If your light is on solid, the code was registered and either the active problem went away, you turned the engine off, or it is so low a priority that it won't bother freaking you out. If you have an actively flashing light then it'll most likely be accompanied by a heavy miss of the engine and that should clue you in on the severity of the problem. I agree, the warnings should be more verbose.

  18. Still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In spite of the warnings, the car still caught fire.

    Doo-dee-doo-dee-dah! Skip-to-ma-loo-dee-doo!

    The car caught on fire.

  19. Re:god damn it man i need to fucking troll by MichaelSmith · · Score: 0

    Try changing your mac address.

  20. Halt, then catch fire ... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    ... in that order.

    While a fire isn't desirable, this sounds like a good example of how to do it right.

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    1. Re:Halt, then catch fire ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey It's Still less dangerous than a Pinto http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Pinto#Fuel_tank_defect

    2. Re:Halt, then catch fire ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's a command for that, HCF

  21. Bad, Bad Strike by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Informative

    You are correct that Tesla needs to analyze why the batteries are being compromised from what should be survivable incidents, a car's batteries should be protected better to keep them from being damaged by even the most severe road debris.

    Actually, the described scenario of striking a multi-headed trailer hitch is probably WORSE than all that you described. It must of acted like a huge caltrop. You can't design for 'everything' and keep the car light enough to be functional.

    Concrete curb - Odds are at least one of the wheels are going to hit the curb as well, raising the vehicle and lowering the strike area, and standard ones probably don't stick up as high as the hitch did. Even if not, you likely have a deflecting implact, not a puncturing one.

    Road sign - These are generally constructed of mild steel and aluminum, as the worst the post has to withstand is the weather on the sign. In an impact it's going to be forced down of course, but then the rest of the sign will act as a lifting/distributing force on the car.

    Trailer hitch - Designed to be able to haul trailers weighing 5k pounds and up, the balls are solid hardened steel and the post is generally at least 1/2 inch thick, again of hardened steel. Given the described hitch was a multi-ball type, it's entirely possible/probable that the thing weighed more than the average stop sign/post(excepting concrete), much less a mile marker. It probably impacted the car in a armor-piercing fashion much like a pike against a calvary charge.

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    1. Re:Bad, Bad Strike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree, it's obvious that a lot of people here don't understand that the hitch this guy hit is about the worst type of debris you'll ever hit. I'm more concerned with how the hitch ended up in the middle of a highway. A hitch like that would destroy parts off any car.

    2. Re:Bad, Bad Strike by toygeek · · Score: 1

      It must of acted like a huge caltrop.

      Must've. It's a contraction of Must Have. Perhaps this will make sense and you'll stop saying "must of"

      echo "must have" | sed "s/ ha/\'/" == must've

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    3. Re:Bad, Bad Strike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded. In his blog, the guy writes that he was driving 70mph, could not evade the thing and when he hit it, he felt his car lift up slightly.

    4. Re:Bad, Bad Strike by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Linux gets it why don't you?

      Because I'm the child of mountain folk? I need an editor(that I don't have when making slashdot posts)? I'm of the opinion that if I ever make a post/document with perfect grammer throughout that I'd piss off a god somewhere and end up with a nasty curse?

      Take your pick.

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    5. Re:Bad, Bad Strike by toygeek · · Score: 1

      I liked the god one :P

      And, re-reading my post, I was being quite rude about it. It's a pet peeve of mine and in reality why should I care? I got the point of what you meant, perfect spelling/grammar or not. My comment was not very nice. I really am sorry. Have a good one :)

    6. Re:Bad, Bad Strike by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Road sign - These are generally constructed of mild steel and aluminum, as the worst the post has to withstand is the weather on the sign. In an impact it's going to be forced down of course, but then the rest of the sign will act as a lifting/distributing force on the car.

      Many new road signs are designed now to break off near the ground in case they get hit to prevent this thing from happening, usually with a special joint installed a few inches off the ground. This also has the side benefit of (usually) not damaging the actual post set that's set in concrete which makes replacement easier. Though I'm sure there are lots of older signs out there without this feature.

    7. Re: Bad, Bad Strike by TWX · · Score: 1

      By concrete curb, I was referring to those pre-cast 5' long parking bump-stops that are held in place with two driven pieces of rebar, driven into the asphalt below. I've regularly seen them displaced from where they're supposed to be, and I've run over a couple myself, admittedly with the wheels, but a foot one way or at a different angle to make it longitudinally, and it could have struck the underside of the car.

      I don't care if he struck a pintle-hitch that fell out of the receiver of a deuce and a half, it shouldn't have resulted in a fire. Failing in of itself is acceptable, but it needs to fail safe, not in a way that leads to the loss of the vehicle or to a potential loss of life. They designed the car so that kids sit in rearward-facing seats in the back, what if this had happened with a full load of passengers and the kids couldn't be gotten out in time?

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    8. Re: Bad, Bad Strike by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Aren't most of those curbs only 4-5" tall? My truck would drive completely over one. If they're being displaced, obviously they're not anchored down 'that' well. As for the underside of the car - remember the theory is that the hitch hit the bottom of the car like a spike, where even one of your curbs would more likely be more of a scrape.

      I don't care if he struck a pintle-hitch that fell out of the receiver of a deuce and a half, it shouldn't have resulted in a fire. Failing in of itself is acceptable, but it needs to fail safe, not in a way that leads to the loss of the vehicle or to a potential loss of life. They designed the car so that kids sit in rearward-facing seats in the back, what if this had happened with a full load of passengers and the kids couldn't be gotten out in time?

      1. Armoring against 'everything' isn't practical, and as has been noted in other places in the thread, gasoline vehicles catch fire fairly frequently as well, often with more tragic circumstances.
      2. The loss of life remains potential, as you say. There's plenty of adults who've managed to die in car fires, the incidents thus far allow rather lazy responses while still maintaining safety. A 'full load of passengers' would be 2 adults and 2 kids in this case, with car seats I don't imagine that you could fit a 3rd person in one. Unless you're driving with 2 babies and your disabled grandmother, you should have plenty of time to get out going by incidents.
      3. The loss of the vehicle, especially when there's no serious injuries, much less loss of life, means almost jack to me. Especially if it 'gave it all' in keeping said passengers unharmed. Let the thing burn. All it means is that the insurance premiums will need to be a bit higher. Or did you miss that the likely damage to a gasoline vehicle would have probably totaled it as well?

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    9. Re:Bad, Bad Strike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All that said, that "must of" thing really is absolutely cringe-worthy...

  22. Electric vehicle in Tennesee program initiated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now initializing self-destruct program in 30...29....28...27....

  23. Will the insurance pay out on this? by aphelion_rock · · Score: 1

    The driver has admitted to driving the car after an accident, ignoring all warnings until told that the car had a problem so big that it was going to stop ( on fire). I would be interested in seeing the insurance companies response this this...

    1. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Car needs service" and "car may not restart" sounds about as serious as having a piece of debris knock out your alternator. Especially if told "car may not restart" then heck yeah if it's running well ATM most folks would do the same: Try to limp it home.

      Once it told him "GTFO" he did so, but before that it was just saying "Hey, somethings wrong, need to have a mechanic look at me tomorrow, and when you stop that's all she wrote I won't go any further."

    2. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a damaged battery pack is the cause, it will catch fire regardless of the car being on or not. The problem is before the on/off relay.
      A car analogy... err ok a flashlight analogy would be to short the battery, then turn it off. The battery is still shorted causing heat and draining the battery.

    3. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he was stupid for saying what he had said. By being honest about something, he lost $80,000 but I'm pretty sure that tesla would give him a new car. right? right?

    4. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The driver has admitted to driving the car after an accident, ignoring all warnings until told that the car had a problem so big that it was going to stop ( on fire).bI would be interested in seeing the insurance companies response this this...

      I was thinking that myself, as this happened to me about a decade ago with a gasoline engine. It would depend on what kind of insurance he has beyond State Liability, the Comprehensive part of Comprehensive and Collision, and how he answered the questions asked by the company about his experience. Since he's already on record as to not following instructions, the company won't pay it. If he had followed instructions, the car wouldn't have caught on fire.

      In my case, I had a five year old used car (2001 four door sedan) that cost me 5 grand. The car stopped dead in traffic and the starter did nothing when I turned the ignition. When I got out to push it to the street side, thick black smoke was pouring out from under the hood. Opening the hood showed an engine engulfed in brilliant yellow white flames. Another driver's fire extinguisher stopped that problem and the fire department nearby couldn't find an obvious cause.

      Unlike the Tesla: No warning, not even an engine light; nothing.

      Since no one was able to figure out the cause, my comprehensive insurance paid $6400.00 to cover the officially totaled car. I'm no friend of auto insurance companies, but I'd be kind of pissed if the moron got compensated.

    5. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      The driver has admitted to driving the car after an accident, ignoring all warnings until told that the car had a problem so big that it was going to stop ( on fire). I would be interested in seeing the insurance companies response this this...

      Unless Team Insurance can send somebody out and prove that the battery pack would have avoided thermal cascade if the driver had immediately stopped the engine (and that doing so is the driver's responsibility, in response to those error codes, rather than Tesla's responsibility to have the battery shut down harder, earlier), it probably won't help them much.

      Discharging a battery excessively quickly can start the fire (especially if one of the cells was dodgy); but once one gets going, it doesn't much matter whether you stop the discharge or not, it'll burn.

    6. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not like the display said, pull over now or car will catch on fire and he ignored it.. . the damage was done, it was going to burn the moment he impacted... I doubt anything the driver could of done would have made it worse/better after the impact.. the insurance company will rule hitting the hitch was not the drivers fault and the resulting damage will be covered.

    7. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by tgd · · Score: 1

      The driver has admitted to driving the car after an accident, ignoring all warnings until told that the car had a problem so big that it was going to stop ( on fire).
      I would be interested in seeing the insurance companies response this this...

      Yes, cars are still covered even if they were damaged by provable negligence. (If you wreck your car while drunk driving, its still covered...)

    8. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless Team Insurance can send somebody out and prove that the battery pack would have avoided thermal cascade if the driver had immediately stopped the engine (and that doing so is the driver's responsibility, in response to those error codes, rather than Tesla's responsibility to have the battery shut down harder, earlier), it probably won't help them much.

      What? Next, you'll have to proof that if the driver had not steered his car against a tree, the car would not have crashed?

      However, what may be a problem for them is the wording of the initial message: It suggests that the problem is not too serious. Now a problem that, when ignored, causes the car to catch fire is quite obviously serious.

    9. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless Team Insurance can send somebody out and prove that the battery pack would have avoided thermal cascade if the driver had immediately stopped the engine (and that doing so is the driver's responsibility, in response to those error codes, rather than Tesla's responsibility to have the battery shut down harder, earlier), it probably won't help them much.

      If it involves an $80 grand loss to Team Insurance, they will try something, anything; even if it doesn't involve logic, they'll definitely try to come up with something.

    10. Re:Will the insurance pay out on this? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'd expect absolutely anything: total stonewalling, claims of 'fair market value' based on averages that include Radio Shack battery-powered RC cars, asserting that 'reasonable and customary' repair costs for a burnt out shell of a relatively exotic car are $2.50 and a pack of Bondo, etc, etc.

      I just don't think that his continuing to drive through the first few (very bland) error codes is going to be remotely useful, except possibly as a sort of legalistic word-salad.

  24. The options list should have been a giveaway by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    -- Power windows
    -- Power locks
    -- Power seats
    -- Air-conditioning
    -- Automatic transmission
    -- iPod dock
    -- Quadrophonic smoke detectors
    -- Asbestos seats
    -- Sprinklers (interior/exterior)
    -- Fire axe

    1. Re:The options list should have been a giveaway by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      Well, I LOL'ed... but alas no modpoints.

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  25. Li bateries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Li batteries are known to explode/catch fire when under heavy use and high temperatures. Tesla is ahead of time with nice concept but battery technology isn't there yet.

  26. He should have... by CBravo · · Score: 1

    He should have installed a firewall.

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  27. New Windows 95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here comes good old times, except the blue screen you get fire..

  28. Dodge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure my Dodge would have told me the same thing.

    Nah it wouldn't. Maybe a stupid check engine light and my scan tool is at home in my garage.

  29. 1/4" armor needed by gas tanks too by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Consumer cars usually have either a metal or a glass-fiber-reinforced PVC tank hidden away in the the frame of the car, just above or behind the rear axle. The GFR tanks have flame retarders in the plastic and are easily as thick as 1/4th inch.Even after Ralph Nadar did his famous "unsafe at any speed" these tanks do get punctured and car fires do occur. Especially when someone gets rear ended, fires way too often start from short circuit under the hood of the rear vehicle, setting the gasoline from the split open tank of the front vehicle on fire. Metal tanks are usually made of thin steel plate, not aluminum and only mounted on cheap consumer cars with bad general safety ratings, or older cars that are usually very unsafe compared to new modern cars anyway.

    Gas tanks need armor too to protect them from puncturing. They are just usually not located in a position where the chance that road debris will puncture them directly, but there are plenty of other scenarios where they still get punctured. not only that, gas tanks have thin, vulnerable fuel lines running along the bottom of your car to the front, while Tesla has the power lines shielded way more efficiently. It may not directly set your car ablaze if you cut a fuel line, but it will 50% chance stop your car immediately, or otherwise you won't be able to drive for more than 15 minutes or so before you have dumped all the fuel on the road. If for some reason the leaking fuel were to ignite, you'd be in a whole lot more trouble with that than you'd be with a punctured cell in a Tesla. Imagine the whole bottom of your car sprayed with fuel and set on fire, directing the flames onto your fuel tank with you sitting in the car driving along; without getting a warning until it gets really hot or you see the smoke or flames in your rear view mirror. The moment you stop, flames will be up on all sides of the car making you have to go through fire to get out of the car.

    Apart from the fuel tanks getting punctured in accidents, fuel lines often break from the fuel pressure alone during regular driving. These fuel line leaks start under hood fires that can't be put out by the time people notice and stop the car on the road. Most modern cars have no or nearly no rubber fuel lines anymore, but older models have plenty of rubber hoses that dry out and deteriorate with age. Adding ethanol to gasoline has not helped this problem, since it accelerates the aging of these hoses. Many cars spontaneously burn out because of this on a daily basis.

    Fuel powered cars have plenty of electric fires as well. Everyone you ask knows several cases that didn't even make the news of cars spontaneously bursting into flames in the driveway or while driving because of a short circuit. Some make the news if it was a slow news day or traffic was impeded because of the fire, but most just go by without any media attention whatsoever. This is not counting the numerous times something like this happens because people added accessories themselves, or some dimwit tried to jump someone elses car and shorted something out with a big fat jumper cable.

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  30. Check Engine Lights by Fencepost · · Score: 1

    In general, a solidly-on check engine light is a non-urgent item, usually emissions related. The first thing to do when you get one is make sure your gas cap is tight.

    A flashing check engine light indicates a more serious problem, and you may or may not need to stop driving. The thing that'll really mess you up is loss of oil, but there's a separate oil light for that - if it comes on, STOP THE ENGINE.

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    1. Re:Check Engine Lights by bws111 · · Score: 1

      A flashing check engine light means a persistent misfire has been detected. That is serious because it means raw fuel is being dumped into the exhaust system, which will destroy the catalytic converter and/or cause a fire. If your check engine light is flashing, stop.

  31. They should sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " You know what stupid things they did to cause this? One was parked in the driveway outside his house the other was being driven down the interstate..."

    And I bet they sued the f*** out of the car company for making an incompetent car. Because cars that explode on every little tap are a hollywood movie fiction and a Tesla fact.

    1. Re:They should sue by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Any debris impact severe enough to pierce the quarter-inch armor plate on the underside of the battery pack is more than enough to pierce an oil pan, transmission, fuel tank or floorboard of any other vehicle. That is a debilitating debris strike in any vehicle, not a "little tap." In any other vehicle this guy could have ended up with that trailer hitch piercing his leg instead.

      That said, this is the second debris strike in as many months... maybe Tesla owners just aren't paying attention to the road?
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:They should sue by LWATCDR · · Score: 0

      I find it funny how things like this prove peoples bias. I have been driving for a long time. I have only known two people that have had a car fire. One was a TR-7 in the 90s and the other an old Caddy in the 80s. Both cars where olds and the TR-7 was well, British from the bad old days.
      The TeslaS is brand new and this is happening a bit too often but because it is a cool high tech electric car from the guy that is also building rockets everyone on Slashdot is giving him a pass. If it was the Chevy Volt people would want the president of GM arrested.

      This could just be a random cluster. However looking at a Tesla vs your average car I can see how it could more vulnerable.
      On a gas car the engine is in the front so a damaging impact might hit the oil pan, transmission pan, or fuel line, Only the fuel line is likely to start a fire. Also those three parts have a very small surface area compared to the batter pack of a Tesla. The fuel tank of a typical car is at the rear so it is more or less protected by rest of the car.
      The "armor" might just be sheet aluminum. Kevlar might need to replace that or for durability steel.
      Of course it could just be a series of freak accidents.
      As to the owners saying they would by another? Tesla's are an enthusiast brand. No one get's sold a Tesla so owners will be more forgiving.
      What this says about people is more interesting than what it says about the car. Now watch how people will attack me for not praising the Tesla.
      BTW I would still like a Tesla S they seem like good cars as long as you do not run over big metal objects.

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    3. Re:They should sue by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Only the fuel line is likely to start a fire.

      Well that's just false. Oil, transmission fluid and even engine coolant are all flammable liquids, and the increased heat from poor lubrication makes a fire more likely even from non-liquids like wiring harnesses, plastic cowlings and rubber tubing.

      =Smidge=

    4. Re:They should sue by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I said likely. Flammable yes but they are not volatile and where is the source of ignition? Take some motor oil and throw a lit match into it. As to the increased friction well that will be caused by the lack of the oil! AKA the oil will be separated from the source of heat. Fires started by motor oil are very rare. Those that do happen usually involve it somehow getting onto the exhaust manifold. I have never heard of a car catching fire from transmission fluid. Do you know of any documented cases? The key to both is that they have high flash points well above that you will see in a car engine. Oils used for home heating must be atomized to burn again something not likely to happen in a car accident.
      You need learn what the the term likely means. It is not an absolute term of never but implies a low risk of the event happening.
      So my statement is true. Your statement is in error because you failed to take into account the world likely.

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    5. Re:They should sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Once in the 1980's, while driving uphill behind another car I noticed a small fire under it. It was located just where the engine and tranny meet, an 'oil sludge' that had built up over time (and perhaps been ignited by a spark from 'bottoming out). At a red light I alerted the guy, "Your car's on FIRE!!!", and he doused it with water. happy ending. But if he'd kept on driving it, who knows? Oil sludge accumulation won't happen with an electric vehicle.

      Just saw 2 spectacular gas car fires on NYC morning news, one in a driveway burnt down a house, another fully enfulfed a car with 20 foot high flames, one dead.

      Given the choice of gas or electric cars, I'd take my chances with the Tesla.

    6. Re:They should sue by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      How many people have you known that had Tesla cars?

    7. Re:They should sue by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The truth is that the wiring will burn unassisted. Like house wiring, it's jacketed with PVC, which emits massive assclouds of dioxin when it burns. Unlike house wiring, this is not mandated by code, it's simply cheap. There are places for fires to begin which don't involve fuel. Underhood plastics are hard to get going, but once they get going, they go alright. From there it's a short trip to burning/melting hoses and getting some fuel going. A fuel line is far from the only combustion hazard in a vehicle. It, however, is the part that really makes it exciting.

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    8. Re:They should sue by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In any other vehicle this guy could have ended up with that trailer hitch piercing his leg instead.

      Stop saying that! Maybe pushing his foot out of the way, but piercing his leg? Only in a GT40, or some other car which basically sits on the pavement. We're talking about a hitch, not a hitch receiver.

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    9. Re:They should sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although we know a lot about car safety that knowledge is all about gas cars that have different components situated in certain places that may or may not be applicable so some lessons may need to be relearned. Do they sit lower? do they need better protection in certain areas of the underside?

    10. Re:They should sue by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      I think it's that the Tesla is a fairly low profile car. Higher profile cars and trucks are able to safely pass over road debris that would destroy any sports car.

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    11. Re:They should sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >maybe Tesla owners just aren't paying attention to the road?

      Or maybe there are just more Tesla owners and therefore more incidents involving them. Car fire in ordinary car = normal. Car fire in Tesla = OMG Deathtrap!

    12. Re:They should sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can afford to buy a Tesla, destroy it, and buy replacement I would expect they don't pay attention to too many things...

      Ha... captcha: income

    13. Re:They should sue by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      As to the increased friction well that will be caused by the lack of the oil! AKA the oil will be separated from the source of heat.

      "Separated from the source of heat" by being sprayed all over the engine?

      I don't have any documentation of transmission oil fires, though I can give personal anecdote of a vehicle with a faulty transmission oil hose that sprayed the stuff up into the engine compartment. Quite a mess and, honestly, lucky it didn't cause a fire. It happened in a driveway and was caught almost immediately (fluid even got up onto the windshield)... if that happened on the highway with everything nice and hot there would've been a fire no doubt.

      However, I DO have documentation of a coolant leak leading to a fire (PDF) Coolant line failed, sprayed coolant everywhere. Engine overheated, evaporating water from coolant allowing the ethylene glycol to ignite. Fire spread and destroyed the entire (fortunately empty) bus.
      =Smidge=

    14. Re:They should sue by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is why cars have fuse boxes but even then electrical fires do happen and Teslas are electric cars. Kind of makes the point that they meed more safety systems doesn't it? As to your other odd happening that was an old car that was not properly maintained. Again take the surface area of the battery and compare it to the surface area of the oil pan, fuel lines, transmission pan, and the wiring at the bottom of the car. It will still be a lot more surface area for the battery pack. That means a lot more is exposed to an impact when running over an object. I am leaving out the fuel tank because when running over an object I suspect that the front suspension, drive train, and rear axle will provide some protection for the fuel tank.
      Thanks for proving my main point which is even the mildest suggestion of criticism of the Tesla will result in a people defending the Tesla on Slashdot. I even allowed for it to be a fluke. I even said that I would still like one but yet people feel the need to defend. Elon Musk is a darling of the Slashdot crowd and any criticism will be attacked.

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    15. Re:They should sue by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what your point is except that you do not any criticism of Teslas.

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    16. Re: They should sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The electrical system safety was a high priority for Tesla, testing batteries for all sorts of trauma before even designing the car.

      Contrasted to standard vehicles, they likely don't hold a candle to it.

    17. Re:They should sue by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      A "three-pronged trailer hitch", which I presume is the insert part; a length of 2x2 (or 1.5x1.5) inch square stock with attachment points for multiple sized ball hitches. It's easy to imagine some careless driver forgetting to secure the retaining pin and such an item sliding out onto the roadway. If so, then that thing is a good sized hunk of metal. Okay, maybe it won't "pierce" a leg being pretty blunt, but that's a broken ankle or fractured fibula easily.

      As for ride height - one thought is if he was using the Model S' automatic ride height adjustment. If equipped and active, the car gets lower to the ground the faster it goes to improve handling and efficiency. Stock clearance is supposedly 6 inches from what I could gather, and the car will go lower than that at highway speeds. Not sure by how much, but if the max clearance is 7.5 inches then it's fair to guess it could got he same distance in the other direction: 4.5 inches. Pretty low!
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    18. Re:They should sue by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You say you have only known two people who have had car fires, not that you've been tracking all car fires as reported by police and fire department radio statistics which are metrics exactly as accurate (not necessarily very accurate, but exactly as accurate) as car ownership metrics in the US.

      A lot of people have brought up that car fires are ridiculously frequent; that the fuel tank in the rear of a car generally takes damage which frequently (not typically) causes fires in a rear-end collision (most collisions are rear-end collisions for one car) or side collision near that area; that the Tesla fires happen after severe damage like crashing through reenforced concrete and into a tree or having 30 pounds of metal rammed up into your car at ridiculously high speeds (70-100mph); and that car fires in gasoline cars are dangerous and tend to burn quickly and hot and cause death or severe burns, while car fires in a Tesla are contained by firewalls and per-cell thermally reactive fire suppression systems that contain and slow the spread of the fire to reduce its peak intensity and increase the opportunity time for a driver to escape the vehicle.

      Of the above counterpoints, the very first was the only one that I was really keying on: you say you know two people who have had car fires; I know zero, but I know car fires happen frequently. I also don't have many friends, and I imagine the one friend I have who is a socialite and is directly socially connected to about a third of the local population has been in contact with many people who have actually had their cars catch fire. Similarly, I don't know anyone who's been shot or jailed or whatnot, but he has known several people who were murdered and who had shotguns discharged at them at close range (severe hospital ICU trip) during a robbery and who have been in jail and have been on crack and other crazy shit. I've never seen any of these things, but I know they happen.

      I just don't like low-quality statistics. Your very first statement was hugely unqualified and had tons of potential sources of confounding. We simply don't know if there's a lot of bias here from you not living in an area with a lot of driving, or living in Alaska, or having very few friends, or living in a rich area where people maintain their cars better and drive better (fewer collision-induced fires), etc. We don't even know if these cars burned from a collision or from parking on leaves (the Tesla cannot cause a fire that way; on the other hand, I just vacuumed my driveway because my Mazda 3 nearly caused a yard fire).

    19. Re:They should sue by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      People have forgotten a source of heat that is pretty close to the fuel tank in modern gasoline cars.

      The catalytic converter.

  32. Learn from history by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Good opportunity to get around legacy hardware designed under circumstances that are often no longer relevant.

    What's the saying? 'Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it'? What legacy hardware are you afraid they'll bolt onto an EV that's 'no longer relevant'?

    While breaking from the past is a good idea, especially considering that the optimizations for a BEV are certainly different than for a GFV, I'd argue that there's still an awful lot to learn from the history of GFVs for operability, safety, security, and such. Take everything with a grain of salt, of course, but have traditional experts in the process of you designing the vehicle to point out stuff that was solved generations ago. Or perhaps problems that they have trouble with even today that an EV might be able to solve.

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    1. Re:Learn from history by Cederic · · Score: 1

      BEF? British Expeditionary Force? They didn't go up against the GVF (whatever the fuck that is) they lost to the Nazis.

      Fucking nazis.

  33. Off-center towing = feature by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Sure, you'll pull loads slightly off center with such a hitch if you use the balls to either side, but not enough to make a big difference, apparently.

    I've read that farmers will do this deliberately sometimes to bias their trailer to one side or another - keeping clear of traffic, for example.

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  34. Why aren't there articles about by greggster · · Score: 1

    every. single. Toyota. fire?? Oh yeah - those aren't "new tech" disrupting cash-flush oil barons that would prefer to kill electric cars (again).

  35. When did by Nikhil_Mahajan · · Score: 1

    /. become reddit?

  36. Core dump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After the integrity of the battery has been breached beyond possible containment, there should be a way to dump it while continue driving.
    And enough reserve-power on-board to allow the vehicle to reach a safe distance before it explodes.

    1. Re:Core dump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and after that the battery can be picked up and reused in a yet unexploded vehicle.

  37. Tesla Battery by codeusirae · · Score: 1

    In regards to the technology, what do they use under-the-hood in the battery ..

  38. They should have used BeOS instead. by Megol · · Score: 0

    It has the is_computer_on_fire() system call.

  39. Burnin' cars ... by tgd · · Score: 2

    I used to have a classic 60's Porsche 911. They put the carburetors directly above the coil and distributor...

    We used to say, if the car wasn't on fire, you're probably out of gas...

    Of course, that was still safer than the auxiliary heat -- which sprayed burning gas directly into the hot air flow into the cabin... ensuring when you died in a horrific conflagration, at least the carbon monoxide had already dulled the pain.

  40. So what we've confirmed here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that he's an idiot. Both for ignoring the car warnings and then wanting to purchase another faulty hunk of shit.

  41. Uncaught CarOnFireException by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warning: Your Car Is On Fire. Continued driving in this mode may affect your warranty.

  42. Re:I want a burning Tesla! by BrokenSoldier · · Score: 2

    Three is not 'a number of.....' except in the most hyperbolic sense of the phrase. Yes, its a number. No it is not an accurate description of the number of Tesla fires relative to any other car fire. The car itself is designed around the possibility of a battery breach-what more do people want? They built the car, designed failsafes around known possible risks that they could not engineer out. Guy walks out of burning car, that had the courtesy to warn him first. What more do people want?

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  43. The math doesn't add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I did a little math. I know, a bad habit, but I can't help myself.
    In any case, I was curious as to the numbers behind the recent Tesla vehicle fires and how that compares to the rest of the vehicles on the road.

    So last year 21,500* Tesla vehicles where sold. To date there have been 3 fires. That makes 21500/3 equals roughly 1 fire out of 7167 vehicles. That looks pretty bad, wow. Tesla vehicles must be terrible. Right?

    For comparison, there were 194,000** vehicle fires between 2008 to 2010 or to oversimplify things 97,000 per year. And in 2008 there were roughly 256 million*** vehicles on the road.
    256000000/97000 equals about 1 fire out every 2639 roadable automobiles. Doh!

    It appears that it is almost three times as likely that any random vehicle on the road will catch fire than any random Tesla. That bears repeating. You are just about 3 times safer from dying by fire in a Tesla.

    And yet another sensationalist story that the media is getting wrong.

    * http://www.forbes.com/sites/hannahelliott/2013/11/05/tesla-up-9-as-production-hinders-growth/
    ** http://www.usfa.fema.gov/downloads/pdf/statistics/v13i11.pdf
    ***http://www.rita.dot.gov/bts/sites/rita.dot.gov.bts/files/publications/national_transportation_statistics/html/table_01_11.html

    1. Re:The math doesn't add up by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      do note that NOBODY has died in a fire in Tesla. At this time, it is impossible to compare dying by fire in a tesla vs. any other car.

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  44. Note to Tesla sales: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never sell cars to the Impossible Mission Force.

  45. The MATH the Media by zifferent · · Score: 4, Informative

    So I did a little math. I know, a bad habit, but I can't help myself.
    In any case, I was curious as to the numbers behind the recent Tesla vehicle fires and how that compares to the rest of the vehicles on the road.

    So last year 21,500* Tesla vehicles where sold. To date there have been 3 fires. That makes 21500/3 equals roughly 1 fire out of 7167 vehicles. That looks pretty bad, wow. Tesla vehicles must be terrible. Right?

    For comparison, there were 194,000** vehicle fires between 2008 to 2010 or to oversimplify things 97,000 per year. And in 2008 there were roughly 256 million*** vehicles on the road.
    256000000/97000 equals about 1 fire out every 2639 roadable automobiles. Doh!

    It appears that it is almost three times as likely that any random vehicle on the road will catch fire than any random Tesla. That bears repeating. You are just about 3 times safer from dying by fire in a Tesla.

    And yet another sensationalist story that the media is getting wrong.

    * http://www.forbes.com/sites/hannahelliott/2013/11/05/tesla-up-9-as-production-hinders-growth/
    ** http://www.usfa.fema.gov/downloads/pdf/statistics/v13i11.pdf
    ***http://www.rita.dot.gov/bts/sites/rita.dot.gov.bts/files/publications/national_transportation_statistics/html/table_01_11.html

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    1. Re:The MATH the Media by js3 · · Score: 1

      It's not a math game. You don't want to be one of the 3 whose car catches fire or dies in a fire. What if you get out but your kids can't? If there's a design issue Telsa should fix it. End of story.

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    2. Re:The MATH the Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So last year 21,500* Tesla vehicles where sold. To date there have been 3 fires. That makes 21500/3 equals roughly 1 fire out of 7167 vehicles. That looks pretty bad, wow. Tesla vehicles must be terrible. Right?

        For comparison, there were 194,000** vehicle fires between 2008 to 2010 or to oversimplify things 97,000 per year. And in 2008 there were roughly 256 million*** vehicles on the road.
        256000000/97000 equals about 1 fire out every 2639 roadable automobiles. Doh!

      The statistics of 'fires per car' are sort of interesting. But I think a much better metric is fires per mile driven.

      Also, consider that the average age of all cars on the road in US is over 10 years. Mine is 15 and has 228,000 miles on it. The average Tesla is a lot newer and way, way more expensive than the average car.
      It had better be a lot safer.

       

    3. Re:The MATH the Media by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      this is NOT a design issue. For the love of pete, one car was in a massive head-on, while the other 2 ran over something that would have destroyed the engine, the gas tank, or the passenger compartment. And then there would have been a fire in which you burn up.
      OTOH, in this case, you had 2 fires in which the passenger had loads of time to pull over and then walk away, and the 3rd in which they had a massive accident (and likely would have killed you in any ICE car), and they walked away from it.

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    4. Re:The MATH the Media by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      good critique.

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  46. Limousine fire killed five women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As many have posted there are lots of fires with 'normal' cars. This was a particularly tragic accident where a car fire killed five women:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mateo-hayward-bridge-limousine-fire-due-mechanical-problems-chp-article-1.1431349

    Apparently the suspension failed and the car dragged low enough that the heat caused the gas tank to catch fire. Child locks helped make escape difficult and so five people were trapped and killed.

    When you think of how dangerouse gasoline is, it makes the objections to electric cars or hydrogen powered calls seem silly.

  47. Some perspective by Powercntrl · · Score: 2

    In some states there aren't even vehicle inspections. Here in Florida, you can drive your jalopy around until a cop pulls you over (and writes you a $5 ticket to fix whatever issue is blatantly unroadworthy enough for a cop to notice) or it bursts into flames. You're comparing an awful lot of old, poorly maintained vehicles to brand spankin' new Teslas. For a $70,000 car, it should be a whole lot less likely than the average beater to go up in smoke after hitting some debris in the road.

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  48. General Motors shot some food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Model S's lifeforce is running out!

  49. Car requires marshmallows. Please follow onscreen by ajdub · · Score: 1

    navigation...

  50. Breakoff signs? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    I've seen those signs as well. Still, having seen a number of them hit at least the ones in my area tend to not break off(wintertime, cars sliding into them is a semi-normal event), they still bend down, but the sign post can still be replaced with a wrench set, no need for working/replacing/repairing the concrete. Which is a couple OOMs easier, faster, and therefore cheaper.

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  51. They all end up in Peking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do the ducks go?

    ... and become Peking Ducks

  52. DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    If I could program this thing, that is what I would do...

    or possibly if it refuses to start after pulling over, "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."

  53. needs to buy a tesla by gzuckier · · Score: 1
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  54. 1 fucking useful comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 fucking useful comment, everything else here is full retard bullshit.

  55. Re:I want a burning Tesla! by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

    What more do people want?

    I would want the 'Please pull over safely. Car is shutting down.' part to happen *before* the fire.