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  1. Re:various card games on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Best Games To Have In Your Collection? · · Score: 1

    Screw your neighbor. No, really.

  2. +1 funny if I had points.

  3. Re:You've never ordered from a government contract on AMD Launches Radeon R7 Series Solid State Drives With OCZ · · Score: 1

    Which means you could easily wind up with one of these.

    You're working with a brain-dead government vendor, a fact which doesn't surprise me in the least.

  4. Re:meh on Giant Greek Tomb Discovered · · Score: 2

    AtG was 7'4" tall.

    Oh wait. You weren't referring to Andres the Giant.
    Never mind.

  5. Re:because writing propet software on Alleged Massive Account and Password Seizure By Russian Group · · Score: 1

    [citation needed]

  6. Release name on Linux Kernel Shuffling Zombie Juror Aka 3.16 Released · · Score: 2

    The release name aptly describes my recent foray into jury duty with the county.

  7. From the movie... on Robotic Suit Gives Shipyard Workers Super Strength · · Score: 1
  8. Great Emulation on Barry Shein Founded the First Dialup ISP (Video) · · Score: 1

    It even took 30 seconds for the TheWorld.com web page to load, just like a real dialup line!

  9. Re:I agree on Microsoft Files Legal Action Against Samsung Over Android Patent Dispute · · Score: 1

    "F" M$.

    And Beta? :-)

  10. Re:The Facebook Helmet? on The Oculus Rift DK2: In-Depth Review (and Comparison To DK1) · · Score: 1

    Who cares as long as I can loop the tape.

  11. Re:another language shoved down your throat on Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language · · Score: 1

    You are far from alone in misunderstanding Javascript.

    That link is 13 years old. Surely JavaScript has become even more confusing by now.

  12. Hard Drives? on Police Using Dogs To Sniff Out Computer Memory · · Score: 1

    Darrel Issa could really use this dog.

  13. Re:Bets, anyone? on Chinese-Built Cars Are Coming To the US Next Year · · Score: 1

    Citations haven't been built since the 1985 model year.

    Nonsense. They're still making them.

  14. Re:Units! on Samsung Debuts Thin Galaxy Tab S With Super AMOLED 2560X1600 Display · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why doesn't slashdot allow the <sup> tag?!

    What's <sup>?

  15. Re: the stuff just comes out by itself on Fuel Cells From Nanomaterials Made From Human Urine · · Score: 2

    Who the hell comes up with "You know, we should see how well using urine works for making a fuel cell."

    Probably the same guy who looked at a chicken and said "I'm going to eat whatever comes out of it's butt."

  16. Re:Bah, we already said goodbye to CTRL-S years ag on Goodbye, Ctrl-S · · Score: 1

    If your terminal window is connected to a Unix-like system, this would be true. The TTY sub-system scans each character typed and if the flow control characters are found, output is paused/resumed. (depending upon your stty/termio settings, of course; IXOFF must be enabled. If IXANY is also enabled, then any character will resume data flow.)

  17. Ohhh, that's what it said. on Google Fiber: No Charge For Peering, No Fast Lanes · · Score: 1

    Silly me. I first glanced at the headline and read "No Charge For Peeing" and I thought, "Oh, good. They're doing away with pay toilets.

    Not enough coffee. Yeah, that's the ticked.

  18. Re:Happy Birthday on 50 Years of BASIC, the Language That Made Computers Personal · · Score: 1

    Endless loop, bad programming! You have shamed BASIC for the last time!

    10 PRINT "Whoosh!"
    20 GOTO 10

  19. Re: Best/worst part is on Anonymous' Airchat Aim: Communication Without Need For Phone Or Internet · · Score: 2

    How the fuck you hear him on the microwave? The microwave oven?! Please elaborate on that experience.

    It's actually his teeth picking up the signal when he sticks his head in the microwave oven.

    Note to OP: microwaves don't use natural gas.

  20. Re:Am I reading this right on Asteroid Impacts Bigger Risk Than Thought · · Score: 1

    hah, mega not meta.

    You must work for the NSA. An honest mistake.

  21. Re:So ... on Samsung's Position On Tizen May Hurt Developer Recruitment · · Score: 1

    Apple's first tablet was the Newton. See how much a failure it was? You never even heard of it.

  22. Re:You mean *DWARF* moon on Saturn May Have Given Birth To a Baby Moon · · Score: 1

    You mean *DWARF* moon. Because in order to be considered a *real* moon, it has to clear its orbit of debris.

    That's not debris. It's planetary placenta.

  23. Re:Wormface does not approve of this. on Pluto May Have Deep Seas and Ancient Tectonic Faults · · Score: 1

    Have Space Suit, Will Travel.

    Go, Heinlein!

  24. Re:Although on Fruit Flies, Fighter Jets Use Similar Evasive Tactics When Attacked · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why are politicians similar to flies?

    They both eat shit and bother people.

    (rimshot)

  25. Re:In related news ... on Rover Curiosity Discovers Australia-Shaped Rock On Mars · · Score: 1

    A farmer in Idaho has found another potato shaped like Gerald Ford's head.