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  1. Re:Here ya go: on Help To Map Light Pollution · · Score: 1

    Well, why parent was modded funny was totally beyond me.

    Now I do my part: I live in Hong Kong and the only star I could see all these years is that red dot behind the moon, probably Mars.

    Now you can check Hong Kong as the complete star-seeing blind spot in your map. Thanks.

  2. I'm about on Choice Overload In Parallel Programming · · Score: 2, Funny

    to welcome our new Choice Overlord personally until I found that I misread.

    Sorry.

  3. I like the rest of you that have on Microsoft's Larry Osterman On Threat Modeling · · Score: 0, Troll
    misinterpreted 'threats modeling' as "a business modeling about threating the customers with the FUD against their competitors".

    In the article:

    Threat modeling is an analysis process that helps you better understand the attack surface of your component so you can understand what you need to do to ensure that your code is more secure. Apparently he's just talking about releasing service patches every time after being attacked.

    What a relief!
  4. Novell always supports opensource on Novell Makes Linux Driver Project a Reality · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Novell always hires GPL developers on part-time basis for developing small Linux projects which are eventually release with GPL licenses (because they're developed with GPL software anyway). Many freelance GPL developers here (China and Hong Kong) support their living by taking these jobs.

    So it isn't much a news at all. Anyway, gratz Greg. ^_^

  5. No Ad link on A Coveted Landing Strip for Google's Founders · · Score: 4, Informative

    Click here for no ad link.

    BTW, even Bush could find this link in the article easily, so please don't mod.

  6. Re:One thing I'll never understand ... on States Seek More Oversight of Microsoft · · Score: 1

    My apology for the differ, but you've confused interoperability with compatibility. Your proprietary format could be compatible with other platform because you choose to, say via partnership or royalty licensing, which is exactly what Microsoft and alike is operating with.

    Interoperability, on the other hand, refers to deliberately making format accessible from other platform. It's not necessary open format, say, Acrobat PDF could be regarded as interoperable format, because its company deliberately to make cross-platform possible. They do not open their format, but they pay, they spend money, to make interoperable possible.

    I knew that would sound like another senseless MS-bashing, but I really don't see how Microsoft is willingly to make their format interoperable, even when they join open format consortium something.

  7. How about Martrix? on SCADA Systems a Target for Hackers? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I once counted the redundancy levels in a transformer protection system. There were 63 (yes, sixty three) different levels of protection for a humble transformer costing a mere $5 million. Imagine the protection around a $5 billion power plant. I saw Tiffany drove a bike into the security station, blew up everything in her path then bought down the entire power-grid by with a single ssh nuke. She did it all in less than 5 minutes.

    63 levels of protection doesn't give me more assurance sorry.

    But since your mentioned the plant hires Transformers for protection or something, I do believe these alien robots could stand some chance.
  8. Violent video games on Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms · · Score: 5, Informative

    I remembered we had a boxing video game in a local gameshop. Players' punched on a padding sensor and the strength would be measured, and the screen will respond accordingly.

    The game was just fine until one day accident occurred. As a matter of fact, this was not the fault of the game design itself. A smartass attempted to hit the padding with a jump-side-back-kick with spinning, and missed, and broke his non-kicking leg as it was landed on the wrong place (well, as a witness myself I must say I'm not so sure whether he had planned any landing afterall).

    Needless to say, the game was recalled for 'causing violent accident'.

    Violent video game is OK as long as the players don't attempt to hurt themselves in most embarrass ways.

    BTW, below is the no-full-page-ad of the headline story:
    http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?com mand=printArticleBasic&articleId=9032180

  9. That's it on DARPA Files Patent On Predictive Simulation · · Score: 1

    All video games infringe this patent.

    While senators are desperately seeking ways to outlaw us playing violent video games, DARPA found its way outlawing all video game once and for all.

  10. Re:Damn those Communist Chinese! on Chinese Pirates Copy iPhone, Make Improvements · · Score: 1

    It's not that 'communist' as you might think, it runs on capitalists' Windows CE!! (j/k)

    The following the specifications of miniOne(previously known as Meizu M8):

    Specification: (Source)


    Networking: GSM + TD-SCDMA
    Processor:ARM11 + video CODEC
    Operating system: WIN CE 6.0
    Touchscreen: 3.32" VGA+ 720x480 16K 3:2
    Twin-camera: 3MP + 0.3MP
    Wireless: Bluetooth
    Memory card: SD
    Size: 57x105x11.5mm
    Connectors: 30PIN TV OUT, LINE IN/OUT
    Two versions:
    Entry M8: no camera or earphone: 4GB 1499 / 8GB 2199 RMB (1 RMB = 0.132031 US dollar)
    Standard M8: with camera and earphones: 4GB 2380 / 8GB 3080 RMB
    However, soon miniOne will have a 16GB version, but it'd cost you US$988.5. This is definitely not a cheap clone (probably because it runs Windows CE? j/k again)

  11. Re:Soddering? on How To Turn a Mini Maglite Into a Laser · · Score: 1

    It's an American thing. The rest of the English speaking world uses 'soldering'. And only an American would mod this as 'Informative' instead of 'Funny'.
  12. Ankle biters on Forbes Offers a Sympathetic Portrayal of Hackers · · Score: 1

    Run-of-the-mill individual hackers are just noise as we try to focus on the real problem. We have to investigate every threat, but we're often dealing with ankle biters. Wait 'til Tiffany drives a bike into your premises, blowups everything in her path and then turns down your entire power grid with a ssh hack.

    Don't underestimate the power of a desperate hacker in shiny leathers.
  13. Re:15 years later... on Old School Linux Remembered, Parts 0.02 & 0.03 · · Score: 4, Funny

    More ironic: the Linux kernel is slowly becoming a hybrid monolithic/micro-kernel. Linux lost its status of being a micro-kernel since kernel 0.1, a mini-kernel; and since kernel 1.0.0, it has become a macro-kernel. Sad thing to see they work toward the wrong way of technology advancement.

    I'm in the progress of releasing a nano-kernel, kernel 0.000001, which could make me the coolest geek alive on earth.

    Excuse me while these two nice gentlemen tie me up on my bed with the nice long sleeves I wear.
  14. Re:Predators? on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 1

    We have had armed flying robots for some time already.

    I know.
  15. Obviously CmdrTaco and Alan Cox wouldn't like it on Using Face Recognition Instead of a PIN Number · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because it requires them to shave.

    "Please stuck your head in the scanner for face recognition."

    *grumble*

    "Your face was not recognized, please rub your face with the towel provided and try agiain."

    *damn*

    "We failed to recognized your face after several trials. We'll now shave your face for a better recognition result. To avoid you moving your head while shaving is in progress, we'll lock your head firmly now."

    *shaver pop out*

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  16. Pardon me on Elton John Says Internet is Destroying Music · · Score: 1

    "stopping people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff."

    I hung around for meeting with 30+ guildmates in guildmaster's castle for the entire morning; then led a group of mages and archeries to shoot the assholes in dungeon deceit who looted my body earlier; then I created a war hammer of vanquishing on my way home.

    Who is going to stop me from going out and being with each other, creating stuff? I'd chop him to death.

  17. Paper and line printers on DSS/HIPPA/SOX Unalterable Audit Logs? · · Score: 1

    A couple of the posts above has already bought up the use of paper printing logs for the purpose. That's really practically used by many companies.

    The solution, however, is hardly cheap. You need an expensive 4000-line per minutes line printer with stackers to re-fold and stack the fan-fold papers as they emerged from the printer. Also, you need monitoring tools to monitor the status of the printer and a room with security staff to prevent physical tampering.

    (Don't bother using a laser printer, the cost of the ink along would drive your company into bankruptcy :)

    I saw one of those system in IBM before, may be you could approach them for advise.

  18. Speed, Selection Criteria and Goals make the list? on Choosing a Good DNSBL · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No...

    It's how quick the maintainers of this particular DNSBL responding to your request to remove your ass from the list when they choose to blacklist you.

    We've multiple MTAs for a single mail domain, because when an attacker found some way to relay or bounce-back one of our MTA and cause it to be backlisted by major DNSBL on earth, we still have other MTAs take up the job.

    Then we could spend the rest of the week to ask for removing that MTA from their DNSBL, by email, or worse, by forum.

    Trust me, it's painful.

  19. Feel the on Change Google's Background Color To Save Energy? · · Score: 5, Funny

    POWER saving of the darkside...

    Skywalker: pardon?!

  20. Fastest dupe ever on Steve Jobs Hates Buttons · · Score: 5, Funny

    "While many technology companies load their products up with buttons, Steve Jobs treats them as blemishes that add complexity and hinder their clean aesthetics.....While many technology companies load their products up with buttons, Steve Jobs treats them as blemishes that add complexity and hinder their clean aesthetics. "

    CmdrTaco managed to break the record of fastest dupe by duping first sentence in the same headline.

  21. Re:Is this OS independent? on Password Vulnerability In Firefox 2.0.0.5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can confirm that it works on AmegaOS, Atrai, Sinclair ZX81 and PDP too.

    Well...actually I can't. If you excuse me, I'll go back to my corner where I can dialog with my shadow.

  22. Great! on Harvesting Energy from the Human Body · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's one step toward the Matrix, thanks a bunch!

    Tell me where you're so that I could spot you and eliminate you in order to divert myself away from the inevitable future.

  23. Windows Vienna/7 on Next Version of Windows? Call it '7' · · Score: 1

    They change their name because windowsvienna.com has already been taken.

    Oops, windows7.com and windowsseven.com have been taken as well!

    I'm sure those who named new version of Windows are not smart enough to register domain name prior to announcing it.

  24. Citations on U.S. Science and Engineering Research Flattens · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We love to cite US research paper because they can be searched electronically, while the others might be required getting down to the microfilms, or worse, papers.

    And yes, this is the quality that counts - the quality of storing and indexing research papers.

  25. Re:Exaggeration? Naaah. on Hotmail Delivers Far Fewer Emails with Attachments · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A lot of spams have small attachments containing the actual spam...

    Right, but they're typically small.

    Remember, while spammers hurting us, they still need to pay the bandwidth cost. Even when they could find cheap(or free) bandwidth, they want to spam us fast.

    Of course, 500K is a moving target. I could foresee the default limit would be 1MB next year. In fact we're dealing with large PDF spams from the local spammers at this moment, as they could deliver fast spams locally.

    Sad part is that most customers do not realize the existence of this limit before purchase.