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Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms

Lucas123 writes "After three players broke their arms while wrestling with a Japanese arcade machine, the manufacturer promised to remove all 150 of the mechanized appendages. Said game maker Atlus' spokeswoman: "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it.""

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  1. even women? by scottrocket · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I personally have met some real Amazons who could kick most guys' butts!

    1. Re:even women? by heinousjay · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be sure there are exceptions, but in general, men are larger and stronger that women. Life is not a Joss Whedon TV show.

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    2. Re:even women? by scottrocket · · Score: 3, Funny

      I agree - I've simply met bodybuilding/athletic women who are inordinately strong (probably due to steroid use); likewise, most guys can't bench press 400#'s (& some of these women do - geh I feel threatened!).

    3. Re:even women? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yet, women have the uncanny ability to totally screw a guy over without straining a muscle or leaving a mark.

    4. Re:even women? by LKM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The difference in strenght between men and women generally seems to be overestimated. I'm a pretty big guy (80 kg, 1.87 m), but even I know a few normal, non-bodybuilding women who could easily kick my ass. Which reminds me of the boxing match between Regina Halmich and Stefan Raab (on german TV or youtube). Now granted, Halmich used to box professionally, but Raab must be easily twice her weight, and she beat him to a pulp.

      Sure, on average, men are stronger than women, but Joss Whedon isn't too far off.

    5. Re:even women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which reminds me of the boxing match between Regina Halmich and Stefan Raab (on german TV or youtube). Now granted, Halmich used to box professionally, but Raab must be easily twice her weight, and she beat him to a pulp.

      That's a comedian against a professional boxer? And when you said "beat him to a pulp", you meant that he looked no more exhausted than a normal guy after a jog? He wasn't even able to land a punch due to her superior technique.

    6. Re:even women? by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wanna see Uwe Boll vs. Regina Halmich.

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    7. Re:even women? by LKM · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me of the boxing match between Regina Halmich and Stefan Raab (on german TV or youtube). Now granted, Halmich used to box professionally, but Raab must be easily twice her weight, and she beat him to a pulp.

      That's a comedian against a professional boxer? And when you said "beat him to a pulp", you meant that he looked no more exhausted than a normal guy after a jog?

      Uh... I'm not sure what you've seen, but when I've seen it, he was barely capable of standing, and the ref had to stop the match because he was afraid Raab could get injured if he continued.

      He wasn't even able to land a punch due to her superior technique.

      Actually, he was, but it's hard to really see because she hardly even budges. Seems she's used to harder punches from her female opponents.

    8. Re:even women? by obsolete1349 · · Score: 1

      Is there even one serious post that doesn't include the men vs women argument? Who gives a flying fuck!

    9. Re:even women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly sure it won't come up, but just be warned, you do *NOT* want to go down on someone who can crush your head like a grape when she climaxes....

      Trust me on this one....

    10. Re:even women? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But boxing isn't a strength contest. Nor is fighting in general.

      It is demonstrable that at a given body weight the average male will have more upper body muscle mass than the average female. Women also have a higher minimum safe body fat percentage. Among those who specifically train for strength, the difference is magnified. To use the overemphasized metric of flat barbell bench press, 400 lbs is a rarity among women and anything over 300 likely involves genetic freakiness or steroids.

      With men, if you aren't benching 700 pounds you really don't stand out from the crowd. And there are multiple guys who are just trying to stay in shape pressing 300 lbs in every gym in the world.

      This is why most jobs that require some demonstration of strength (police, firefighters and such) have different standards for men and women. That ultimately makes no sense to me but it must be necessary to meet gender related employment requirements.

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    11. Re:even women? by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think your bench press numbers are a bit unrealistically high. The guideline I've always heard was you should be able to bench your own weight (that should be fairly easy if you are fit).

      Your 700 lbs comment is too high. Keep in mind that the *world* record for benching 700 lbs was only broken in 1985, so to expect that 700 lbs is now some sort of minimum standard for the average guy is a bit unrealistic.

      Take a look at this chart: http://www.criticalbench.com/sportstraining.htm . The highest bench presses for American football players is only in the 300 lb range.

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    12. Re:even women? by LKM · · Score: 1

      It is demonstrable that at a given body weight the average male will have more upper body muscle mass than the average female. Women also have a higher minimum safe body fat percentage.

      Nobody disputes that. If you pick a random woman and a random man and test their strength, odds are that the man is stronger. That doesn't mean that you can't pick a random man and still find a lot of women who are stronger than he is.

      With men, if you aren't benching 700 pounds you really don't stand out from the crowd.

      Uh, 700 pounds is utterly absurd. I actually don't think I personally know even a single person who bench-presses 300 kg.

    13. Re:even women? by Cereal+Box · · Score: 1

      I think the parent was implying that if you can't bench 700lbs as a professional weightlifter, you're nothing special. For the average male, yes, that's an absurd amount of weight. Seeing as how the big dogs in weightlifting have broken the half-ton mark, he's quite right that you won't stand out from the crowd with your 700lb benchpress.

      The rest of his point is valid though. On average, men are stronger than women and the strongest man is stronger than the strongest woman. This isn't exactly a shocking revelation, so I don't see why this is even really an argument.

    14. Re:even women? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Erm, there is a difference between fighting ability and strength, you know. Especially in constrained fights like boxing or martial arts, where you have to do things the right way or you're penalized. A 10 year old black belt could beat both you and I in a martial arts contest, most likely, but surely you wouldn't think he's stronger than us.

    15. Re:even women? by fitten · · Score: 1

      Imagine that... someone trained at a task being better at it than someone untrained at the task.

      Boxing isn't completely about strength. Technique is pretty important.

    16. Re:even women? by Cosmic+AC · · Score: 1

      But boxing isn't a strength contest. Nor is fighting in general Fighting isn't only about strength, but strength is very much a part of fighting. If there is anything men are better at than women, on average, it would be fighting, because that is what led to human sexual dimorphism in the first place. That men are stronger than women is mainly due to the advantage strength gives you in a fight. Men have fought over women for thousands of years.
    17. Re:even women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean that you can't pick a random man and still find a lot of women who are stronger than he is.
      Nobody disputes that. It's so obvious that it isn't even worth stating. When you have a population of several billion you can find all kinds of weird statistical outliers. What's your point?

      Uh, 700 pounds is utterly absurd. I actually don't think I personally know even a single person who bench-presses 300 kg.
      You stripped the context there. I'm betting you don't know any women who can bench 400 lbs. either. They are much more rare than guys who can put up 700 lbs. World record for women is now 531 lbs. and for men is 1010. The bottom line is that men are typically about about 200% as strong as women in upper body strength. By the way, Here is what happened when the best female kickboxer in the world fought a male kickboxer.
    18. Re:even women? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I believe the record bench press is better than 1000 lbs. The person who pressed that has used steriods, for sure, and wore a bench shirt. There are dozens of non-tested guys pressing 800+ pounds, and there are several in the drug tested 700 lb class.

      A guy named Nick Winters shows up every so often at the gym where I lift. He is a drug tested competitor and I've seen him press 650 4 or 5 times without wearing a bench shirt. I'm told 700 lbs for 2 or 3 reps is a regular thing for him when he is working up to a competition.

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    19. Re:even women? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Interesting
      1000 lbs.? Only with the cheater shirts. Anyone in engineering can tell you that's a fraud.

      According to Wikipedia, the current honest bench press is "only" 715 lbs.

      The current world record for the heaviest bench press is at 1036 lb (470 kg) which was set by Ryan Kennelly.

      The heaviest "raw" bench press (without equipment such as bench shirts) is 715 lb (324 kg) by Scot Mendelson.


      Why in god's name they consider these shirts (extremely tight shirts that tighten up like a boner as you lower the weight) as valid, I'll never know. It's basically using hydraulics to create resistence to lowering the weight.

      Might as well be using a crane for assistance.

      And, yes, bench pressing 700 lbs. or more, honestly, is still one hell of an achievement.
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    20. Re:even women? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      In a raw fight though, quite possibly not.

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    21. Re:even women? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Kinda like some Japanese kids who learned arm-wrestling by watching Stalone movies and go out and shread their rotator-cuff trying to jerk a machine.

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    22. Re:even women? by Cereal+Box · · Score: 1

      Well yes, an honest 700lb press is quite impressive. I agree that the shirts are a crock, but... they're allowed.

    23. Re:even women? by BarneyL · · Score: 1

      To give some actual figures according to good old wikipedia the men's world record in the highest weight categoryclean for and jerk is 263.5 kg (580.9 lb)wheras the women's record is 182.5 kg (402.3 lb).
      I assume these people are exceptions though... clean and jerk normally comes in a different order for the average /. reader.

    24. Re:even women? by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      Would that be my thinking head?

    25. Re:even women? by aqk · · Score: 1

      >I personally have met some real Amazons who could kick most guys' butts!

      Ahem! Well, I for one, resent your homopho... ??!

      Oh! Sorry! I thought you had typed "... most gays' butts!"

      Ah well- lessee.. where's that "In Soviet.. " quick repartee?

    26. Re:even women? by dazzz67 · · Score: 1

      Im about the same size as you and I defy any woman to step into the ring. Not into the "let's wrestle and see whose biceps are stronger" ring or the "jab, jab, right cross" ring, the "I'm trying to cave your face in with every blow" ring. Your boxing example could just as easily be applied to small men (David and Goliath for example) as women and it proves nothing. As the Bible shows, we have known men who are small in stature can do an extremely large amount of damage for a long time, you didn't reveal anything new by stating that a larger man got beaten by a smaller opponent. Joss Whedon is so far off it's laughable....do you REALLY think SM Gellar or Eliza Dushku could do anything other than bleed if faced with real violence (once again, not threats but REAL violence: kicks and blows to the face, hard body punches etc). No, they'd be annihilated in a bloody mess.

    27. Re:even women? by LKM · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean that you can't pick a random man and still find a lot of women who are stronger than he is.
      Nobody disputes that.

      Actually, they do. You might want to read the article and some of the comments. Actually, even the /. blurb is enough: The sentence "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it." clearly implies that women are always weaker than men.

      By the way, I find it fascinating that a statement such as mine - which you actually think nobody disputes - prompts so many replies. It's almost as if some males feel threatened by the fact that there are females stronger than them.

    28. Re:even women? by LKM · · Score: 1

      By the way, Here is what happened when the best female kickboxer in the world fought a male kickboxer.

      Wow, I just watched the movie, and she actually held up a lot better than I expected. It seems she lost not because of lack of strength, but because of technique. If she had been more careful, she could have hold out a lot longer and maybe even won.

    29. Re:even women? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Allowed, perhaps. Accurate lifts, no way. The very difference of 300 lbs. between the two shows just how much the tight shirt lifts, as opposed to the actual arm muscles.

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    30. Re:even women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're tall, not big. Put on another 10 or 20kg's of muscle and then you can say you're big.

  2. "Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh my. Even considering the obvious advantage that men typically have over women in regards to physical strength, that's a pretty stupid thing to say in this day and age. Hell, and I'm not even a PC-nut.

    1. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by tukkayoot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well said. You expressed your point so clearly, even a woman could understand it!

    2. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by gallwapa · · Score: 5, Funny

      So easy, even a caveman could do it!

    3. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a caveman, you insensitive clod!

      Really though, I get unending jokes because I'm a big guy with a beard and long hair, so....everyone's like, when did you start working for geico. Jerks.

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    4. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know a girl who's an expert in Krav Maga. She teaches it for a living.

      I feel much safer with her when I go out, and I'm 6'7" and weigh about 17 stone.

    5. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Shoot, I'm more liberal than most and I think the PC bullshit goes too far.

      So the average man is stronger than the average woman... but it's still not OK to acknowledge that?

      I took a sociology class with a crazy liberal lesbian instructor (she was nice and earnest, just not a good teacher). Anyhow, we were shown some statistic about women vs. men along the lines of "Men are stronger [taller, something like this] on average". In refuting the (larger) argument, the instructor pointed to this particular statistic and said "It doesn't take into account that some women are stronger [taller, whatever] than some men!"

      I just wanted to scream out "YES IT DOES!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVERAGE MEANS??" but it was a lost cause; most students were just as gung-ho about being "equal" and "correct", etc. I didn't have the energy to refute every problem in that class.

      Really, pointing out facts should not be frowned upon. If, on average, men are stronger than women, why shouldn't one say that? Using said facts to oppress would be a problem, but facts are facts, no matter what happen to be our beliefs or prejudices.

      I mean, if I say "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe", is there anything wrong with it? Of course not. It just becomes a problem when I add, "and so we can subjugate them." I leave it up to you to decide who "we" are and who "they" are.

    6. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    7. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even a PC-nut O RLY? Considering

      the obvious advantage that men typically have over women in regards to physical strength , thinking

      that's a pretty stupid thing to say in this day and age suggests otherwise.
    8. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Just Fucking Use Real Measurements

    9. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just wanted to scream out "YES IT DOES!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVERAGE MEANS??"

      Evidently, you don't. An average is a distribution's first moment -- its center of mass. Depending on the distribution, the average can be a radically poor approximation. For instance, consider a distribution that roughly takes the shape of a torus about the origin. The average will be near the origin, despite being nowhere near any of the data points. So while the the torus might be might be (0,0,0) on average, the "average torus point" is not.

      While the study might be factually true, its methodology could produce insignificant results.

    10. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, when I need help lifting a heavy object, I look for the nearest woman. What a load of shit. And when I feel like fucking someone, I go trying to pick up other men. Yeah. Wouldn't want to be "sexist" you know.

      Politically correct people should be beaten to a pulp, on sight (by a man). The world will be a much better place.

      I mean, look at the bullshit you wrote (paraphrasing):

      Even though men are usually stronger than women, it's stupid to say that.

      Yeah, I guess FACTS and REALITY are for stupid people. Gotcha.

    11. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although given a study of a (presumably) typical population of men and women the distribution should have been valid with a strong correlation of one's height to their gender. So why do you mention this? This seems to be as pedantic as some of the worst grammar nazis.

    12. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm an insensitive clod, you insensitive clod!

    13. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by sh3l1 · · Score: 1

      17 stone = 238lbs or ~108kg

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    14. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by beav007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you ask her how many Olympic events have men competing against women?

    15. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Spend less time failing to understand mathematics and more time in the gym, and maybe you'll be stronger than the average woman. "On average, men are stronger than women" is a fact, if on average, men are indeed (as has been measured) stronger than women. Whether it's a good metric or a relevant argument is an entirely different matter.

      Since this is Slashdot, I'll put it in terms you may be able to understand: I have a white sports car. It's decently fast. If someone were to research statistics of cars' top speeds, and find that on average, red cars are faster than white cars, it's irrelevant whether my white car or any other white car is faster than most red cars, because my car isn't an average white car. The statistic says that if you pick a random white car and a random red car, chances are the red car is faster.

      Likewise, if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman. That's not discrimination, it's statistics. Anyone telling you different is wrong.

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    16. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Derosian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In this case Average is a very useful for the point of which it is pointing out. You can't refute his saying that with your definition, but you can refute the study with an argument about their methodology as you seemed to hit on the last bit, but in case you were wondering yes, the methodology behind most studies involving men and women studies are based on a average of 100-1000 randomly chosen men and women. Who are then compared physically.

    17. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Google tells me that 17 stone is 238 lbs.

      This BMI calculator says that to keep your BMI under 25 kg/m^2 you should be 222 or under. Or under 15.857 stones.

      Just FYI.

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    18. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men have a huge biological advantage over women with regards to building muscle. Some women fear that lifting weights will give them unsightly bulges or something - really, they are in no danger of that whatsoever. Testosterone is key to building muscle and men have 30-40 times as much. Essentially all women body builders take steroids or other sorts of supplements.

    19. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by ookabooka · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, I'm not that sure that men really do have (on average) more physical strength than women. I mean, women spend all day cleaning and doing housework, thats more physical activity than going to a real job in a developed country where you sit at a computer all day.

      I have a horrible sense of humor, I apologize. I respect women, really. . . prolly should have made this post AC.

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    20. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by gallwapa · · Score: 1

      Ha. Sorry to hear about your situation but it is a bit funny.

      It seemed fitting.

    21. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe" Yes but that doesn't take into account that some people from Western Africa have lighter skin then some people in Western Europe
    22. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      That thing is a load of crap ! 6'7" 222 is rail thin for that height !
      I would call that a little underweight.
      The calculator says I am overweight at 6'9" 248#. I have been at 235 and
      people would tell me I am looking too thin then. If my body mass were
      right according to that thing, I would be sickly thin ....

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    23. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have seen studies where you take two similar shaped people of opposite sex, measure their strength and put them through identical training programs and then measure the improvement. The men win out almost every time. In case your wondering, basic training in the military has shown this repeatedly to the point the to this day certain skills are done differently for women then men. Things like the style of push ups and sit ups and more.

      There is biological proof the we are made differently. And this isn't just limited to the eggs women carry around. This goes into diseases that aren't common in one sex or another as well as simple things like processing alcohol. Ever wonder why it took less for most women to get drunk? It is because they process alcohol differently then men and almost all women have that issue.

      As to biological differences concerning strength, Testosterone is one key element that is produced more in men the women. If I remember correctly, this and one other agent account for men's ability to product muscle with less effort which give them the stronger then women appearance. It isn't that a woman cannot be stronger then a man, it is that it take more effort for most of them barring outside chemical and medications.

    24. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by guaigean · · Score: 1

      Hell, and I'm not even a PC-nut.

      Well, good thing you're on /. then!

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    25. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by identity0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you missed the point... the fact is, you probably shouldn't insult the people who were injured by your (apparently defective) product.

      And yes, it would be considered an insult in Japan, where the gender roles are more strongly defined than in the US.

    26. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      And yet, the Brits are the first to criticize Americans for still using SAE.

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    27. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think if they said "even most women" or "even a typical woman" it might have been a lot more PC. "even women" implies that all women are physically inferior to all men. It's BS I know, but you can't guard your sell from the PC nuts without sounding like a total dipshit. And if you do it subtly you might trip up some PC moron and can point out how they failed to pay attention.

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    28. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      For instance, some guy from Kenya is probably darker than some guy from Egypt who lives in London, right?

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    29. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's because London has *no sunlight*. It's only the glare from all the CCTV camera lighting that gives even the faintest UV to its citizens.

    30. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on, this is slashdot. The average male slashdotter is weaker than the average woman, and you KNOW it.
      It would be fair to compare to the average female slashdotter, but its existence it's just a myth.

    31. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by morcego · · Score: 1, Funny

      Heck, even a cavewoman could understand that.

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    32. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by QuickFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just Fucking Use Real Measurements How could he? He's an American you insensitive clod!
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    33. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Forge · · Score: 1

      Not possible. Only the British use "stone" as a measurement.

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    34. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The center of a Torus is hardly "insignificant". Indeed, it's one of the defining parts of the torus itself. To use your example, the average did not give us quite what we wanted, but the information is definitely still useful.

    35. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Forge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The formula used to calculate BMI breaks down once the subject is very tall. The most breathtaking example was when someone punched in Michael Jordan's stats and was told he was overweight. Patrick Ewing (At 7'1" 350 Lbs) was listed as Obese.

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    36. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      OMG, I should have looked it up. Then I could have said British. I thought your measurement systems were the same. Out of ignorance I spoiled a perfectly good joke.

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    37. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by fractoid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      When I stopped working out, my BMI had me as clinically obese. I've got a fair bit more fat now, and don't look as good, but I'm back down to 'healthy'... time to hit the gym and get phat again! :P

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    38. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Hold on, PC stands for Personal Computer, no? What are you doing on /. when you're not a PC-nut?

    39. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by wallyhall · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just like the tagging ambiguity ... "evenwomencanbeatit" ... I knew women had them, but I didn't know they were them.

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    40. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same AC here. This isn't "my" definition of an average. This is what you'll find in just about any decent statistics text. My whole point was about the methodology. An average is only a good approximation to the distribution studied if the distribution is normal, or at least symmetrical and convex. (The Dirac delta function is a notable exception, but it is essentially a normal distribution with 0 standard deviation -- the average would be an exact approximation of the distribution)

      But there's no reason to assume the distribution has any particular properties.

    41. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      I'm the AC that opened this can of worms, and I don't disagree that there are differences in strength. Though you didn't exactly cite them, you mentioned some studies on the topic, and it appears that they used rather more sophisticated statistical methods than just the mean. My point was merely that there is no a priori reason to assume that women's (or men's) strength distributions are normal, so comparing the averages is not a particularly informative statistical method (at least until it is shown that they are). If the distributions are not normal (or worse yet, aren't convex or symmetrical), more sophisticated statistical methods are required to make a valid (read: informative) comparison.

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    42. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the US uses rocks, one rock being 24 pebbles if I remember correctly.

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    43. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because economic and social factors might make strength distributions non-symmetrical or non-convex, in which case the average is a poor approximation. The torus was just a clear example of why convexity matters.

    44. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats why the median is often used instead. It helps remove all irregularities, particularly when the distribution isn't even.

      Except that people arn't torus shaped, and most people's physical characteristics (such as were measured) are 'normally distributed'.

    45. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by ben0207 · · Score: 1

      I read the tag as "even women can be at it".



      *Nudge nudge* *wink wink* Say no more!


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    46. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the context of this game strength is considered a merit whereas skincolour is not.

      Saying "even women should be able to beat it" is insulting to a large number of people (ie non average women).

    47. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by somersault · · Score: 1

      It was a woman that said it, so isn't that allowed..? I hate all this PC stuff anyway, I prefer Macs.

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    48. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Znork · · Score: 0

      "If, on average, men are stronger than women, why shouldn't one say that?"

      Because the variance within the groups is larger than the variance between the groups.

      As such the claim becomes inaccurate and even nonsensical, as one would expect a whole lot of women to be able to beat it. And a lot of men to fail to beat it. A far more useful claim would be 'even a weakling could beat it'.

      As the claim is useless for describing the actual case, one can assume it's intended to either call the weak men women, or to call women weaklings (as in weaker than the weakest man). It's not so far fetched to realize that some will find it insulting.

      'I mean, if I say "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe", is there anything wrong with it?'

      Yes. Again, the statement is simply inaccurate. Take a look at your sentance, you're actually saying that _everyone_ hailing from Western Africa is darker than everyone hailing from Western Europe. Which, as you probably know, is simply incorrect.

      A more valid phrasing would be 'Most West Africans have darker skin than most West Europeans'. If you insist on using simplistic averages, you could even use your original sentance if you throw in an explicit 'on average have darker skin'.

      Personally I dont get offended by this type of misuse of generalizations (as they can often be ascribed to the claimants sloppiness or lack of understanding of statistics and/or language), but I do get annoyed by the actual factual errors they convey. And it does piss me off when they're used to deliberately decieve people or to support simplistic and flawed arguments.

    49. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Just fucking use real measurements" says someone who no doubt uses fluid ounces ;)

    50. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by rjshields · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's wrong with Self-Addressed Envelopes?

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    51. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      OMG! Are you suggesting negroes are black?!? I wonder what Richard Pryor would have to say about that, young man.

      Seriously: Perfectly spot on. Luckily in Israel noone is PC so I'm no longer subjected to such discussions.

    52. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by dal20402 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You don't even have to be tall, just muscular.

      The BMI formula says that Ichiro Suzuki, at 5'9" and 172 lbs. is (marginally) overweight.

      (I'm also muscular, 5'9", and 180 pounds... but I'm afraid I'm not as vivid an example.)

    53. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by deleveld · · Score: 1

      Regarding the meaning of average, your "crazy liberal lesbian instructor" was right and you are wrong.

      Have you ever met and "averege man" or an "average woman"? You can't because averages are abstractions, not real things. In a real-world test, you are not testing averages, you are testing samples. Anything you say about averages is inferred, not tested.

      Even though the average strength of a man may be greater then the average strength of a woman (my guess is that it is), I am fairly certain that some womens Judo team is stronger than me and my brother. It follows that "some women are stronger than some men" is true.

    54. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Probably a Mac user.

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    55. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by ortholattice · · Score: 1
      The formula used to calculate BMI breaks down once the subject is very tall.

      The problem with BMI is that it uses the square and not the cube of height in its formula. I have no idea why the stupidity of this is accepted by the medical community without question - didn't they take basic geometry (physics?) in high school? Perhaps they all think we live in Flatland.

    56. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Hell, and I'm not even a PC-nut. I thought you had to love PCs to post on slashodt!

    57. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      What about the mode and the median? They can only be values where there is a data point. More importantly, everything you said has absolutely no bearing on the male/female strength thing. You're a chump for even bringing it up. What if this torus somehow represented strength (no idea how it would) if you had one for women centred on (0,0,0) and one for men centred on (1,1,1) the averages would still show the average strength difference between men and women, so the fact that there are no points near the average value has no relevance whatsoever in this situation.

    58. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by MPHellwig · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well that is not true, the best weight is when you feel the fittest, healthiest and have a proven good condition. Everything else is really unimportant.

    59. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All right, you're a very large pussy, so what?

    60. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Krav Maga has little to do with absolute strength and more with beating the ever-living shit out of your opponent(s) in order to eliminate the threat or give you time to get away. Whichever you feel more comfortable with.

    61. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should be all equal.
      For instance, when I am benign dictator of Ireland, we will vote to see who should be the tallest.

    62. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, if the average man is not stronger than the average woman, how it comes than the average man is regularly used to open the average woman's jars?

    63. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why is stating the truth a stupid thing to do in this day and age? Do we hate honesty so much?

    64. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "Regarding the meaning of average, your "crazy liberal lesbian instructor" was right and you are wrong."

      So you're saying the average really doesn't take into account that some women are stronger than some men?

      Because that was the claim, and it's wrong.

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    65. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      The comment wasn't talking in terms of averages (maybe it was intended to, but it was badly phrased). Even though group X may be on average better than group Y in some area, one would still usually expect that some members of group Y to be better than members of group X, as is the case in arm wrestling. Even if the machine is strong, we would would still expect some women to be able to beat it - perhaps just not as many as the number of men. But the implication is that women can only beat it as a result of the machine being specifically weak.

      I wonder how strong the average Slashdotter is compared with the average woman?

    66. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Did you ask her how many Olympic events have men competing against women?

      On that note, I wonder if he'd be willing to suggest women are weak and incapable of competing in an arm wrestling machine to a woman who competes in Olympic events?

    67. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      True examples of "PC" are indeed annoying, but it shouldn't be a shield for people to hide behind everytime they want to insult everyone in a certain group. If you want to insult people, fine - but you don't get to cry "wahwah PC" if people criticise you back.

      And no, I wouldn't stand for generalisations against men - e.g., accusations that we are all violent morons.

      As another example, girls outperform boys at exam grades (at least here in the UK). That doesn't mean a guy whose got straight As is going to stand for some thickie[*] girl telling him that boys are stupid, and that he could only pass a test if it was made easy for him.

      ([*] - I don't know for sure whether the people here are strong or weak themselves, but considering this is Slashdot, let's say the former. Oh I'm sorry, did I make a generalisation?)

    68. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Really though, I get unending jokes because I'm a big guy with a beard and long hair, so....everyone's like, when did you start working for geico. Jerks.


      I don't have much trouble IRL, but I'm always getting caveman jokes online, and I can't figure out why!

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    69. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by GrievousMistake · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, what they gonna do? Beat him up?

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    70. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I liked the way that the BBC's article had a link to related articles, including this one about a 14 year old girl. Any Slashdotters moaning "OMG PC" willing to take her on, and tell her she could only beat a machine if it wasn't that strong?

    71. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by QMO · · Score: 1

      You forgot the Stamp. That's what's wrong.

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    72. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      In college, I weighed in at 175 and was only 5'7. My BMI calculated through the pinch test was 14. This is backed up as at the time, I was denser than water.

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    73. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Gospodin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good point, because it's well known that almost all women are stronger than every man, except for that one woman who lives in Peoria, IL, who is so weak she brings down the overall average. Damn her, ruining it for everyone else!!!

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    74. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Mahler · · Score: 1
      The quote says: "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it." If you look purely at the language (and not the fact that the person might have meant to say "the average female in comparison to a muscular man") this means that besides any man with muscles, even women can beat it. As if all men are stronger then all women.

      But I just asumed these are just poorly chosen words, and the spokeswoman (!) doesn't think all men are stronger then all women. No reason to make a big deal out of this.

      I mean, if I say "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe", is there anything wrong with it? Of course not. It just becomes a problem when I add, "and so we can subjugate them." I leave it up to you to decide
      who "we" are and who "they" are. The problem is that there is no rule on how to read your sentence. You can read it both ways:
      - "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than all those from Western Europe"
      - "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin on average than those from Western Europe have on average"

      That's why it is PC to make sure you make it clear which one you mean.
    75. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. We all know women were put here for one thing and one thing only - breasts. Of course this is Slashdot so none of use here have actually ever seen any, therefore, the actual existence of these so called "breasts" is still yet to be confirmed.

    76. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by wallyhall · · Score: 1

      rofl ... well played sir! +1 funny

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    77. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Can she also intercept wireless signals with her brain?

    78. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "And being a little underweight is defiantly better for you than being a little overweight."

      For more on this, read Cosmopolitan.

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    79. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by TooManyNames · · Score: 2, Informative

      the average can be a radically poor approximation. For instance, consider a distribution that roughly takes the shape of a torus about the origin.


      You sir/madam are a moron. The average is a useful indicator of an overall distribution (even including extremes) when you take into account the likely distribution of strength in a population (binomial which, with a large enough sample size, is very closely approximated by your friendly normal curve). You can even compare two normal curves (eg. strength in women vs strength in men) and test hypotheses concerning how they're related (that means you can tell if the hypothesis that men are stronger then women is fallacious or not).


      Now, if you can prove to me that this study should really follow a torus distribution instead of a normal distribution, my hat is off to you. Until then, however, learn some statistics and learn which distributions are actually practical for a given population.

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    80. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by dslauson · · Score: 1

      I agree with you in principle. I just want to pick nits on one aspect of your argument:
      You say (paraphrasing):
      If (on average, men are stronger than women), then (a randly chosen man is likely to be stronger than a randomly chosen woman).

      That's not necessarily true. Consider the following dataset, where the numbers represent some index of an individual's strength.
      Men {1, 2, 3, 4, 1000} (Avg = 252.5)
      Women {10, 10, 10, 10, 10} (Avg = 10)

      So, here we have a dataset where, on average, men are FAR stronger than women. However, choosing a random woman from the population, you'll get a woman with a strength index of 10. There's an 80% chance the man you choose will be weaker than that woman.

      Of course, this is not a typical distribution. If you can show that the dataset is regularly distributed (as the actual population is likely to be), and outliers are eliminated, and all the other statistical mumbo-jumbo, you can start to make more meaningful assumptions about the odds and implications. You should just know that saying that the one thing does not mathematically or logically prove the other.

    81. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      If he said mean or median would that make more sense?

    82. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I took a sociology class with a crazy liberal lesbian instructor..."

      Hot damn! They have classes for that?

    83. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      Lol. Truly. I got interested and did some reading on this, according to the "chart"
      michael jordan and cal ripkin were both "overweight" at the peak of their
      athletic prowess.

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    84. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Larus · · Score: 1

      On average, men have shorter lifespan as women. Somehow women never wanted equality on that point. Men also have higher rates of prostate cancer than women have breast cancer. Men suffer from alopecia more than women. Men have higher chances of X-linked recessives like colorblindness, muscular dystrophy, and hemophilia than women.

      Next time, use different arrows.

    85. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Don't even get them started on Babe Ruth.

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    86. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      I have not done a study, but I am pretty sure that things such as strength, height and weight are normally distributed across the population. I wouldn't go around impugning others' methodologies if you found a torus shaped distribution of these characteristics in your sample.

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    87. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty safe assumption with virtually any measure of a human -- strength, height, weight, head circumference, finger length, you name it -- that it's normally distributed. I can't think of a single physical measurement like that that isn't normally distributed.

      So why is everybody acting like it's some big no-no to treat strength as normally distributed without citing a specific study to prove that it is? Of course it's normally distributed.

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    88. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likewise, if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman. That's not discrimination, it's statistics. Anyone telling you different is wrong.

      False. It would be nice if you could make your point without confusing mean with median.

      It seems like you care more about the fact that you can add conditions to a true statement to make a new, false statement than you do about reading what I wrote.

      It seems like you care more lecturing people than you do about understanding what you actually wrote. You're like a grammar troll who makes a grammatical error in his posting. Learn the math!

    89. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      An average *can* be a poor approximation, but plotting the strength of human beings on two axes, strength on the X and number/percentage of sample on the Y? A torus? Please enlighten me. Unless, of course, for all these years I've misunderstood the meaning of the word, I don't see how your contrived example could have any bearing on this discussion.

    90. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      You are redefining best, and thus moving the goalposts.

      For a given level of fitness, there's a well-defined bell curve of longevity vs. weight.

      That was part of the shocking studies last year, that showed the longest life was by people in the "overweight" class (overweight by medical standards.) (This was further complicated by the obese thinking they didn't have to lose weight. No. The truly obese lived the shortest lives of all.)

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    91. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if 67" doesn't really mean 6' 7", your a fat ass

    92. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by king-manic · · Score: 1

      That's not necessarily true. Consider the following dataset, where the numbers represent some index of an individual's strength.
      Men {1, 2, 3, 4, 1000} (Avg = 252.5)
      Women {10, 10, 10, 10, 10} (Avg = 10)

      So, here we have a dataset where, on average, men are FAR stronger than women. However, choosing a random woman from the population, you'll get a woman with a strength index of 10. There's an 80% chance the man you choose will be weaker than that woman.


      Of course that isn't the situation. The mean, median, upper limit and mode of Men's relative strength is greater then the mean, median, upper limit, and mode of womens. So it's pretty ok to say that on average men are stronger then women. It's not a deceiving statistic and conforms to all known interpretations of the data.

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    93. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Sometimes we go to clubs together in bad neighborhoods and I don't feel I have to "defend her honor" or some silly chivalristic bullshit. Any guy touches her, he's going to regret it.

      In fact one time I was at a club and lost her. I look down the room and there's a guy holding his wrist like it had just moved in a way that it did not have the evolutionary capacity for. He has a hurt look on his face and his wrist is on a gimbal. He had touched my friend's ass. Wrong. I walk over and we leave and go somewhere else. Laughing about it. (You gotta like a girl like that.)

    94. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      a boy scoring perfect on an exam? was it an exam on grunting and farting?

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    95. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Aussies and the kiwis use stone as well.

    96. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I needed help lifting a heavy object, I'd look for the strongest person I could see around, woman or man. It's largely irrelevant that that person is somewhat more likely to be a man. Look, I'm tired of people assuming I'm weak just because I'm female. That's what this sort of thinking leads to: because the average man is stronger than the average woman, people often assume that this man is stronger than this woman, regardless of the individuals in question.

    97. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by vistic · · Score: 1

      "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe"

      This implies all West Africans are darker than all Western Europeans. I think you meant to say "The average person hailing from Western Africa has darker skin than the average person from Western Europe".
    98. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      You would expect weight to be normally distributed "in nature", where events like finding food can be modelled ergodically. But weight is not normally distributed in the United States (it's most obvious when split up by sex), which indicates that there are economic and social factors involved that "organize" these feeding events. And strength has been shown to correlate negatively with obesity. There are many studies on this phenomenon. (I'm looking for references, will post later)

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    99. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      The average is the mean. Yes, the median would make a lot more sense to use with such a distribution. But the GGP is arguing for the validity of the mean for approximations.

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    100. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by spun · · Score: 1

      at the time, I was denser than water. As everyone knows, the important thing is not whether you sink or float, it's whether you weigh the same as a duck.
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    101. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you fail at life. mean and median are both averages, GPP never stated which average the statistic related to.

    102. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a simple example to show that averages are not always a good basis for comparison. The poster who mentioned the story arrogantly claimed that his professor did not understand averages, when it is evident from his words that he does not. He must have missed the day when the sociology professor discussed the goals of sociology, among which is the quantitative study of the differences between expected statistical results and real data in order to determine to role society plays in behavior, and thus assumed that strength data was normally distributed. It probably won't be radically different from a binomial distribution, but it might be multi-modal, for instance.

      It's called putting a punk kid in his place. :-)

    103. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by hawk · · Score: 1

      Of quartz, this is just one more person taking our wonderful system of weights & measures for granite . . .

      hawk

    104. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by hawk · · Score: 1

      >I can't think of a single physical measurement like that that isn't normally distributed.

      Number of fingers . . .

      hawk

    105. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      You sir/madam are a moron. The average is a useful indicator of an overall distribution (even including extremes) when you take into account the likely distribution of strength in a population (binomial which, with a large enough sample size, is very closely approximated by your friendly normal curve).

      You're still assuming that the distributions are binomial. It could easily be multi-modal due to socio-economic factors (the object of study in sociology). Weight, for instance, is bimodal in the United States, and obesity is negatively correlated to strength. The torus was a simple example of what a multi-modal distribution could lead to with regards with the approximating quality of the average.

      I am perfectly willing to concede that there is a true, statistically precise sentence along the lines of "most men are stronger than most women". I'm not even arguing that the paper's results are invalid. If it turns out that the distribution is normal, an average and standard deviation is perfectly informative. If the distribution isn't normal, but the paper used an appropriate statistical methodology, just citing the average is an abuse of a true, but rather uninformative fact taken out of proper context. (I'd go so far as to say that just citing the average, without the standard deviation or at least an explicit claim of normality, is uninformative in this sense too. It still leaves open the question of whether the average is a meaningful approximation of the distribution.) My argument was always about the informativity of the notion of an average.

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    106. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by KingKaneOfNod · · Score: 1

      Only if you're over 50. Otherwise, you use kilograms.

    107. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Things like the testosterone to estrogen ratios present in men verses women are distributed enough to make an entire medical claim over it. As a matter of fact, a lot of what we find attractive in women is directly related to lower testosterone levels and elevated estrogen levels in them.

      An effect of having more testosterone is hair in places men have it, muscles gain and so on. An effect of estrogen is larger breasts, wider hips and so on. So the simple thing that makes it easier for men to build muscle (testosterone) which seems to be lacking from most women can show that men are stronger the women. A woman would have to two or more times as much effort to be the same strength as a man for the most part because of this. Now there are women who have the higher levels of testosterone naturally and it will show when looking at them. They will look manly. Look around and tell me how many women look manly enough to be as strong or stronger then men doing the same or similar type of work. And if you do seem to see more women looking manly, I suggest you walk to the other side of town.

      It is one of the defining means between the sexes. Is isn't that they were shortchanged or anything. But it is enough of a reality to not be some fringe of an average that skips over a good portion of the people. They are just biologically different then we are. Being stronger and weaker is just a fact of life. However, Strength is a relative term. You have to compare people in like conditions. A woman in good shape might definately be stronger the some slob who doesn't do anything other then flip channels on the tube or surf porn on the interweb. But this isn't a fair comparison, comparing people who have the equivalent types of lifestyles or exorcise programs or physical activities is where we need to be. And when you do that, you see the point quite well.

    108. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You do realize you're going to burn in hell for that one, right?

    109. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Sycsadist · · Score: 1

      But I'm a woman...so i would go lookin for a man too fuck :P :) and i'd go for the nearest person for a team effort.....or the nearest toned lookign person male or female...to lift stuff see your point....but thats not to say there are not woman who are stronger than men or that a man is weak because a woman happens to be stronger then him..... its foolish to say men are stronger all or even most of the time...cause to me thats is just ignoring the facts...like an embaressment or dinial of non gender pacific diveristy....sorta stuck in the past where...fo cours ethe men were more muscular and toned.....they played more sport and did more manual labour. now its a little more even....and alot of big tough men are a little plumper sitting on the computer :) its goes without saying...anyone can be born with "natural" strength...but good muscles really come from working them like some slave-whipped animal^^...which btw is no longer reserved just for men :) ....not to mention the different forms of strength....maybe if your too narrowed minded to only measure strength it my how much force a arm or a leg puts out? what about the pacific type of body work you have to do for flexability...ask Jackie Chan ^^ oh and then there is the whole ...GLORY AND STRENGTH of intelligence and felxability and reasoning and blah blah blah...somewhat underated.....especially when you coudl have all fo thease as a man...but you wouldn't be "manly" and you'd get lots of crap and it would really suck. i do feel bad for guys though....it would suck having the assuption that your physically powerfull....when diversity says you not be made that way....nor should you be expected to be....and to be shut-down/insulted for it yipes liek your not "manly" enough...not really a situation to be envious of...its not so bad when people don't expect you to be muscular....good to be woman than :) ...but don't worry if you didn't live up to the "manly" expectation...your probably the wonderfull people that had the intelligence to build the machiene to break the cocky people's arms heheheheheh :P ...which = amusing forum topics and the arrival of men who feel they have to protect there "manlyhood" like some great treasure...bwah...sad for you. .....there is much more to life than brute strength...or sex...(not that sex isn't wonderfull) at least men are (more "were") from a biologically stand-point made to be more "disposable " lol :P....i didn't say it...Matt did. ...not that it really matters...saying all this on my part and evryone sayign theres...its really just tryna protect yay lil manly-hoods and woman-hoods...when to some degree with PC we should just let it be...not that letting it be confrism the stereotypes....just that nothign really changes from puttign evrythign to Politically correct,...because it doesn't change the way people think...just they say things out loud...i'd much rather know what people really think and chat abotu that. ...my dots are annoying

    110. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Or you could try reading all the studies that show eating less makes you live longer and being overweight gives you cancer and diabetes.

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    111. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Nah. Cosmo does it without even needing all the "facts" related to the studies you mention. Looking hot is motivation enough for them.

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    112. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Abreu · · Score: 1

      or the current Yokozuna!

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    113. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by deleveld · · Score: 1

      Sigh. The average does not take variability into account, so the claim is correct. That the average strength of men is probably higher than that of women does not say anything about the variability of each.

      The point what your "crazy liberal lesbian instructor" was probably trying to make is that if the distributions overlap a lot then for small samples it can make hardly any difference which mean is higher.

    114. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by hawk · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'll probably just be stoned . . .

      hawk

    115. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by ajs · · Score: 1

      Shoot, I'm more liberal than most and I think the PC bullshit goes too far. I've always been amused at the idea that political correctness is somehow associated with liberals. Who pushes the hardest to make sure words that will offend people don't end up on record albums? Who pushes the hardest to make sure that images that offend people won't show up on the Internet?

      Each political party or ideal has its own idea of what's deeply offensive, and a fringe of each will always push to have such material or behavior removed from society. On the left, it tends to be bigotry, sexism, and the like. On the right it's pornography and anti-patriotism (flag burning amendment, anyone?) These are good conversations to have, though, as it keeps us examining what we consider right and wrong.
  3. Beating it by gujo-odori · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Even women should be able to beat it"

    I dunno, I think an artificial arm would work better for helping guys to beat it...

    Besides, having a woman beat it would just be so out of place for most /.ers.

  4. lol by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Arm Spirit, which is only distributed in Japan, lets gamers advance through 10 levels battling, among other opponents, a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler.
    that would suck, get your arm snapped by a Chihuahua... what happens in Japan stays in Japan.
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    1. Re:lol by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would really love to be in a board room where they come up with these ideas. If these are the ones that got approved, what ones where shot down on common sense grounds?

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    2. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua

      Sounds like Saturday night at my place.

    3. Re:lol by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I did a brief bit of consulting for a company developing cell phone apps. They had ties to some Korean cell phone manufacturers. Somehow they had gotten a hold of some Korean arcade systems as a trial to see if they would want to market them in the USA. One was called something like "Butt Smacker" and it was an upright arcade console with a screen and a recreation of a person's butt (made out of foam and plastic) protruding just below the screen. There was a paddle attached to the side of the cabinet.

      I never saw the machine turned on but I can only imagine what the "game" was ...

    4. Re:lol by ZekeSpeak · · Score: 1

      I did a brief bit of consulting for a company developing cell phone apps. They had ties to some Korean cell phone manufacturers. Somehow they had gotten a hold of some Korean arcade systems as a trial to see if they would want to market them in the USA. One was called something like "Butt Smacker" and it was an upright arcade console with a screen and a recreation of a person's butt (made out of foam and plastic) protruding just below the screen. There was a paddle attached to the side of the cabinet.

      I never saw the machine turned on but I can only imagine what the "game" was ... Maybe the machine got turned on by latex, rather than having its butt whacked.
    5. Re:lol by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I think the main appeal might be women getting back at chikans. Not really a wide target market outside of japan.

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    6. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude.

      Invite me over. I'll bring the booze.

    7. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if anyone would really want to turn on the machine ;).

    8. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, do you live in Japan too?

    9. Re:lol by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I've heard of a stress relief game like that, you're supposed to imagine you're inflicting pain on your boss, tech support or whoever else pissed you off that day.

      Of course a cricket bat applied to the real butt will probably deliver more satisfaction.

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    10. Re:lol by Mushdot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe you are thinking of this one? You stick your finger up someones backside!

    11. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dad?

  5. I for one... by background+image · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...welcome our woman-beatable, arm-breaking mechanical overlords...

    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in Russia, mechanical arms .... er ... tonight we dine in ... er... 1) invent mechanical arm, 2) ... em, ... hot grits! jeeze .. I'm running of used tired tropes! I need some NEW tired tropes, you guys!

    2. Re:I for one... by iPaige · · Score: 1

      AKA: Alabama Man.

  6. We had one at work by future+assassin · · Score: 5, Informative

    My boss bought one and it was stored at one of our stores. We'd have customers who thought they were all tough use the machine and do some damage to their arms. I tried it a couple of times and had some seriously sore shoulder for a week. If you are out of shape or drunk you will hurt yourself on the machine if you try too hard or if you up the strength level of the machine.

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    1. Re:We had one at work by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you obviously have the version 1.0 machine. We're working on fix right now, but we can't figure out a good way to power it from a normal power socket. But if you have access to an industrial 6 phase 4kV 400Hz supply, you're welcome to join our beta testing program.

      So out of ten testers we've have 5 dislocated arms, 3 broken ones. The other two had severe whiplash and possibly spinal injuries. But we think we can fix it if the machine grips you hard enough to stop you getting away but without actually crushing your hand.

      But the power supply is an issue - we've been working on various energy stores so it can run off normal wall sockets, but pulling someone's fucking arm clean off takes a fair bit of energy. However, silverback gorillas have been know to do it with relatively small arm muscles, and we're going to buy some and disect them to see if we can reverse engineer their enormous upper body strength. The damn things are endangered though, and our rep in the Congo got kidnapped by bandits.

      But for the meantime I'd stick with 1.0.

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  7. how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't understand why this is categorized as humor when it deals with someone's pain and anguish.

    Also the company claims that the arm isn't that strong. Yet the physics behind the arm and the leverage is sure to make engaging the machine in a friendly game of arm wrestling into something which is needlessly dangerous.

    1. Re:how is this funny? by piojo · · Score: 1

      mod parent funny

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    2. Re:how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Its called "Slapstick" and is funny for the same reason everyone laughed at you in high school when that girl flirted with you before planting her knee in your balls.

    3. Re:how is this funny? by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, it is only fun till someone gets hurt and then it is hilarious...

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    4. Re:how is this funny? by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Funny

      What kind soft pussy are you? pain and anguish? these are drunken idiots paying an obviously dangerous game (which the japs LOVE btw), probably pumping up the strength level to try impress mates/girls and then getting totally owned - i couldn't think of anything funnier.

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    5. Re:how is this funny? by jamesh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because it's _someone else's_ pain and anguish, obviously.

      It's funny on many many levels (think: Tough guy reporting to hospital with a broken arm trying to make up a story to pretend his arm didn't snap on 'sissy' level), but obviously unfunny on others.

      Obviously you can only see the unfunny levels... poor you.

      (Curiously, your post is rated +5 Funny :)
      (Well... it was before I hit 'Preview'. Now it's only rated +4 Funny)

    6. Re:how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why this is categorized as humor when it deals with someone's pain and anguish. Hmmm, you and I are very different people ;-)
    7. Re:how is this funny? by libkarl2 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why this is categorized as humor when it deals with someone's pain and anguish.

      I agree. Three people got their arms snapped. Possibly, by a chiuaua (or it's virtual equivalent)! And it happened in Japan, of all places!

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    8. Re:how is this funny? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      moderators, I love you - awesome.

    9. Re:how is this funny? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I think it's normal to laugh at the pain and anguish of stupid people.

      When I was a little kid I played one of those arm wrestling machines at Chuck-E-Cheese/Showbiz Pizza. And there was no way it would break my arm.

      I think I'll worry about dangerous games when they have an 3 stooges eye gouge game. A broken arm is not really that big of a deal.

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    10. Re:how is this funny? by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      Because it's _someone else's_ pain and anguish, obviously.

      The obligatory quote from Mel Brooks:

      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
    11. Re:how is this funny? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why this is categorized as humor when it deals with someone's pain and anguish.

      Because comedy is tragedy that happens to someone else.

      -jcr

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    12. Re:how is this funny? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Tough guy reporting to hospital with a broken arm trying to make up a story ... Actually, hospitals are not that nosy. Just say "I pushed strongly against something", and that's ok. They don't want, nor care for any more juicy details.

      I once had a rather embarrassing arm story (several guys attempting to drag me out of a ... hmmm ... very special kind of establishment...., while I was holding on to every fixed object that I could find... result: yes I managed to stay in, but my arm was sore for weeks...). At the hospital they didn't need any more details than "I was strongly holding on to something, maybe too strongly"

    13. Re:how is this funny? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why this is categorized as humor when it deals with someone's pain and anguish. I challenge you to find one story in all of the world funnier than a knock-knock joke that does not involve someone suffering.
      Good luck.
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    14. Re:how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      american humour

    15. Re:how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: Schadenfreude

    16. Re:how is this funny? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
      --Mel Brooks (I think)

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    17. Re:how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the mods just like the juxtaposition:
      how is this funny? (Score:5, Funny)

    18. Re:how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pussy? Japs?

      Bad Nerd! No more Balco supliments and Michael Savage radio listening for you!

    19. Re:how is this funny? by fonetik · · Score: 1
      "i couldn't think of anything funnier."


      Monkeys in tuxedos fighting penguins in monkey suits.

    20. Re:how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple Store?

    21. Re:how is this funny? by mjhacker · · Score: 1

      Dude... the only person who says "Japs" anymore is my grandmother, because she's still made about Pearl Harbor.

    22. Re:how is this funny? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You should know not to touch the girls, man... You're a /.er

    23. Re:how is this funny? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Apple Store? Close, but no cigar :)
    24. Re:how is this funny? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      You should know not to touch the girls, man... Ironically, that hag touched me first...
    25. Re:how is this funny? by ofcourseyouare · · Score: 1

      Someone *else's* pain and anguish is funny because, as the divine Mel Brooks put it, "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

  8. Thuuurs ur problem! by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>> wrestling with a Japanese arcade machine, the manufacturer promised to remove all 150 of the mechanized appendages

    I think you probably would get hurt tangling with an arcade machine that has 150 mechanized appendages...

    1. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Spudtrooper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guess they'll have to recall that tentacle rape simulator too...

    2. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Guess they'll have to recall that tentacle rape simulator too...
      You sir watch way to much hentia/anime porn
    3. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which is any amount.

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    4. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me when they start selling the loli simulator...

    5. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn those Japanese and their tentacle pr0n. Think of all those poor maid catgirls getting harassed by these things. :(

    6. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are things even women can't beat.

    7. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      I think you have mistaken 'too much' for 'not enough'. You can never have too much tentacle rape.

    8. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Six appendages should be enough for anybody.

      http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020505.html (NSFW)

    9. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Stanza · · Score: 1
    10. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by dos.one · · Score: 1

      I almost fell out of my chair when I read the above comment. That is the funniest damn thing I've read in awhile.

    11. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched the mods fight over this one, I'm kind of disappointed it didn't end up +5 Insightful :(

      Also, you pricks who mod overrated, what the hell does that even mean? You're basically saying, I don't disagree with you, but I'm going to mod you down just to be an asshole. Don't mod people down just because you can.

  9. theory and practice by l2718 · · Score: 5, Informative

    With a reply of "the machine is not that strong" it sounds like the engineering was done on paper. It doesn't take that much force to break an arm -- it's a question of torque more than force, and I'd bet the machine has plenty of leverage.

    1. Re:theory and practice by scottrocket · · Score: 1
      plus, from the article:

      "We think that maybe some players get overexcited and twist their arms in an unnatural way".

    2. Re:theory and practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The machine may not be stronger than a human--but it is uncompromising. If you arm-wrestle against a human, they will: (a) get a bit tired, and (b) usually not purposefully break your arm. That is, they will only push as hard as is necessary to beat you, and if they see that you are hurting yourself, they can modify the force and direction of force so as to not hurt you.

      If you are going up against a machine, it will just keep pushing back with the same strength, even when your eyes are saying "I give up!"

    3. Re:theory and practice by zolaar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      the machine is not that strong...

      the machine has plenty of leverage


      Amazing, it's just like my girlfriend ...
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    4. Re:theory and practice by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would also help if they didnt plug a 110 plug into a 220 socket.

    5. Re:theory and practice by roadkill-maker · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you arm-wrestle against a human, they will: ... (b) usually not purposefully break your arm. So this machine purposely breaks your arm? No wonder its getting recalled...
    6. Re:theory and practice by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because "she" is a machine as well?

      Sorry, had to swing at the slow pitch...

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    7. Re:theory and practice by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 0

      it's a question of torque more than force

      What's torque, again?

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    8. Re:theory and practice by zolaar · · Score: 1

      Cold, monotonous, unforgivingly rule-based, and prone to causing a huge ruckus at the slightest hint of user error?

      Um...[cough]... wh-why do you ask?

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    9. Re:theory and practice by Cesaro · · Score: 1

      Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. (Or your arm is broken....)

    10. Re:theory and practice by felipekk · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It purposely breaks your arm. It is being recalled because in like 1000 plays, the machine won in only 3...

    11. Re:theory and practice by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Informative

      About 10 years ago I found one of these in the Mall of America (I think). Everyone took turns trying to beat it for a while, but the real issue was that once you got to the last guy, it would just torque the arm down at a constant speed. Relentless. We had six people pulling that arm back up and it kept moving. I imagine if you tried to brace your arm and prevent the machine from moving, it would snap at whatever point you brace pretty easy.

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    12. Re:theory and practice by abergou · · Score: 1

      Actually, breaking your arm arm wrestling is not an uncommon injury. About 4 years ago I was arm wrestling (with another person, not a machine) and someone pushed me from behind. This caused a bad torque on my arm causing a spiral fracture. I needed surgery and many days in the hospital to recover from this. To this day I have a several screws and a metal rod in my arm. When I was in the hospital the doctors told me that actually breaking your upper arm is not an uncommon injury with arm wrestling. So I'm absolutely not surprised that this machine is causing injuries.

    13. Re:theory and practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  10. More calcium? by dominique_cimafranca · · Score: 0

    Methinks Japanese video game players need more calcium in their diet.

    1. Re:More calcium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or steroids.

    2. Re:More calcium? by warcin · · Score: 0

      You are more right than you know since the traditional Japaneese diet has almost no dairy in it at all.

  11. Beware stupid people by WFFS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In that case, should cars be recalled?

    "We think people have been driving in unnatural ways."

    Companies shouldn't be punished for people's stupidity.

    1. Re:Beware stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    2. Re:Beware stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupidity? I would have thought it is reasonable to expect a game designed for arm-wrestling doesn't snap your arm in two. Even if you do set it on an incredibly hard level. I don't understand how you could look at it as anything but a major design flaw.

    3. Re:Beware stupid people by necro2607 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Companies shouldn't be punished for people's stupidity."

      Tell this to the people who demand warning labels for every possible minor risk or inconvenience... ;)

      That just makes me instantly envision people bitching about 'missing' warning labels. "Hey, I nearly burned my tongue on this coffee! There should be a warning on the cup about how hot it is! ... Even though I can plainly feel the heat through the cup, not to mention the fact that I can see the steam coming out of the lid..."

    4. Re:Beware stupid people by marsonist · · Score: 1
      The dilemma is, and always has been, the public harm to public good ratio. Cars are an intrinsic part of our every day life. There are commuters who rely on them and working mothers who couldn't bring their children to daycare without them. The fact that x people a day get seriously injured driving cars is outweighed by the benefits that they afford our modern day society.

      The fact that x amount of people a day die from choking on food doesn't outweigh the obvious benefits inherent to eating... so despite the risks people continue to eat.

      Stupid arm wrestling arcade games provide no public benefit (besides perhaps speeding the Japanese population towards having massive fiddler-crab-like right arms). The public harm of having a couple of people per day/week/month seriously injure themselves is certainly a valid reason to recall such a device.

    5. Re:Beware stupid people by benjcurry · · Score: 1

      Or: "Do not insert arm into washing machine while washer is in use." Um...ok...

    6. Re:Beware stupid people by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Can you cite a case where someone demanded a warning label because they nearly burned their tongue?

  12. Prizes for winning by Veramocor · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Japanese sure know how to build a video game. This one came with a prize feature depending on how far you advanced. They had some crazy prizes for winning on the hardest level. The one that is most over the top was winning you own Mack truck.

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    1. Re:Prizes for winning by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      When I put my, uh, hat on backwards, you know, I, uh, I uh, I feel like a Toyota truck, you know.

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    2. Re:Prizes for winning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he sells the Mack truck and wins a Kenworth.

    3. Re:Prizes for winning by rm999 · · Score: 1

      I like how your not so subtle reference to a ridiculous (but awesome) 80s movie was modded "interesting"

      Tell you the truth, the truck is, uh, you know, the most important thing for me. I... I don't really... it doesn't matter if I, uh, become the champion or anything. That's, that's not the most important... I... I need this truck.

    4. Re:Prizes for winning by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Y'know, I was about to reply with something clever like "that would seem a bit Over The Top", but at the last minute noticed you'd cunningly slipped it in there already.

      Kudos.

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    5. Re:Prizes for winning by Enonu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you even get bonus points for drinking a quart of motor oil.

    6. Re:Prizes for winning by zolaar · · Score: 1

      The one that is most over the top was winning you own Mack truck.


      What if I don't already have my own Mack truck?
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    7. Re:Prizes for winning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you can ask for a Missy Truck instead, and breed them.

    8. Re:Prizes for winning by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      That's the problem, people weren't turning their hats backwards. Don't they know it's like a switch.

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  13. Mechanical Bull by SoyChemist · · Score: 1

    Oh no! I just bought a mechanical bull from the same company.

    1. Re:Mechanical Bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crap! i bought the mechanical sheep.

  14. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those... sounds painful!

    1. Re:Obligatory... by Goobermunch · · Score: 1

      Only if your name is Grendel.

      --AC

    2. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well Linux already runs on ARM processors.

  15. Recall the players by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's really the players that are defective. The game is fine.

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    1. Re:Recall the players by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PEBCA-Ludicrously-Strong-Mechanical-Arm

      Eh... Nevermind. PEBCALSMA doesn't quite have the same, charming ring to it.

    2. Re:Recall the players by catxk · · Score: 1

      Obviously. It's not three fractured machines that needed an ambulance.

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    3. Re:Recall the players by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      It's really the players that are defective. The game is fine.
      Hi, Bill!
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  16. Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In TFA there's a link to actual article on gizmodo which contains link to original article on msnbc which is entitled as coming from AP. Bra-vo.

  17. It's a scream by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    actually.

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  18. Ob. Colbert by ar1550 · · Score: 1

    This is just the latest example of the increasing trend of wrist violence...support wrist violence awareness now with your WristStrong Bracelet! In addition to getting in on some geeky humor, you are also contributing to a good cause.

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    1. Re:Ob. Colbert by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      /. reader's wrists are already strong enough, thank you very much.

  19. Finally by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

    An arcade game that's *definitely* harmful to children. No philosophical and ethical debate necessary!

    1. Re:Finally by bob8766 · · Score: 1

      I can see attorney Jack Thompson licking his lips in anticipation already

  20. Hooray! by KCStein · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new arm-breaking overlords.

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    1. Re:Hooray! by zig007 · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new arm-breaking overlords. Me too!
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  21. Strapped on? by pembo13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Contestants arms strapped to the machine? Is letting go not an option? There must be fair amount of pressure before one breaks their arm in such a fashion - it isn't some high impulse force.

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    1. Re:Strapped on? by MMaestro · · Score: 3, Informative

      The player's arm isn't strapped to the machine, but its not like you can simply let go. The mechanical arm is pushing down your hand and assuming you were in the proper position (elbow down on the "table", hand gripping the opponent's hand) theres no straight-forward motion of letting go.

    2. Re:Strapped on? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are Japanese. It's better to lose arm than face.
      Seriously, it's incredible how much pain and suffering some people will endure without admitting it, and in some cultures this is more pronounced than in others. And losing a manhood challenge to a machine implies you're not even as much man as the machine, i.e. less than zero. So you grind your teeth, force a smile, and endure. And endure. Until your arm breaks, if necessary. At least then, it's not your muscles (i.e. manhood) that are inadequate, and people can hardly fault you for stopping at that point.

    3. Re:Strapped on? by Futselaar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Really? I have been living in Japan for a while now. I guarantee that breaking your arm rather than letting go of a dumb arcade game would be considered a sign of astounding stupidity by the vast majority of the population. I'd wager that this has nothing to do with culture, manhood and honor, and everything with some dumb drunk salarymen egging each other on. Fratboy-type dumbasses are, depressingly, a universal occurrence around the world.

    4. Re:Strapped on? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      These are Japanese. It's better to lose arm than face.

      I heard some versions of the game come with a tanto to commit seppuku if you lose.
      The arm on the machine will help by cutting off your head as you plunge the knife into your abdomen.

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    5. Re:Strapped on? by localman · · Score: 1

      Having broken my arm in a human vs. human match, I can assure you that you don't get a clear signal when your bone is about to break. You're pushing and then you hear it snap.

    6. Re:Strapped on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't "dumb drunk salarymen" a typical Japanese phenomenon, though? Having to go out getting drunk because your boss invites you, and saying no not being a good career move?

  22. Use the recalled arms for soldiers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All soldiers who've been injured can be put back into the field with these arms. You can combine them with heat seeking eyes. When an opponent is hiding behind a door; the soldier can punch through and capture them easy. Or a soldier can carry a large aircraft machine gun that can obliterate all targets in the effected area. Perhaps these japanese superarms can even lift a tank or smash it to pieces like the Hulk! Stuff like this conjures up images of Mortal Combat's Jax or Tekken's Bryan Fury, Jack-2, Robo-cop, and Ice Pirates! Oh, the imagination.

  23. Violent video games by jsse · · Score: 5, Informative

    I remembered we had a boxing video game in a local gameshop. Players' punched on a padding sensor and the strength would be measured, and the screen will respond accordingly.

    The game was just fine until one day accident occurred. As a matter of fact, this was not the fault of the game design itself. A smartass attempted to hit the padding with a jump-side-back-kick with spinning, and missed, and broke his non-kicking leg as it was landed on the wrong place (well, as a witness myself I must say I'm not so sure whether he had planned any landing afterall).

    Needless to say, the game was recalled for 'causing violent accident'.

    Violent video game is OK as long as the players don't attempt to hurt themselves in most embarrass ways.

    BTW, below is the no-full-page-ad of the headline story:
    http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?com mand=printArticleBasic&articleId=9032180

    1. Re:Violent video games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that game. The game was 100% passive, it's stupid that it got recalled. They should have forbid that idiot's parents to have any more children instead (and outright neutered the moron).

    2. Re:Violent video games by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      This game was GREAT. It was called Sonic Blast Man. Funny thing too, is the first time I ever got to play it, I played an arm wrestling game just like the article, but both were in Kinds Dominion, VA, USA

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  24. You have been pwned by bwen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think its great the company spokesperson has the cojones to say that "even a girl can beat it." Their machine has broken people's arms and now they make fun of the people who have sustained injuries. Do they want a lawsuit?

    1. Re:You have been pwned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do they want a lawsuit?

      This is Japan, where people are far less likely to sue than in the USA.

    2. Re:You have been pwned by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah lawsuit from the families of the recently deceased who committed suicide after breaking an arm and being told "even a girl can beat it".

      It's Japan after all ;).

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  25. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can break your own bones. People think of conditioning in terms of muscle only but bones also respond to exercise, or the lack of it. The best example is astronauts. They lose a lot of bone mass. They can become quite fragile. It's not all that hard to get yourself to the condition where your muscles are too strong for your bones.

    My favorite arm wrestling story: I used to vacation with a bunch of farmers. One night in the lounge they had a bit of an arm wrestling tournament. The security guy came in. He was buff. He obviously exercised at least an hour a day. He was also no fool. He chose the easiest looking guy for his first match; the farm kid. He looked like he never exercised and was slightly pudgy. He was a bit bigger than the security guy but not a lot. I would have bet on the security guy to win.

    Not only could the security guy not budge the farm kid, he broke a small blood vessel in his temple. Blood actually spurted from the side of his head. I was very impressed but the farmers weren't. In any event, the kid couldn't beat any of the older guys even if they were getting pretty lubed.

  26. Semi-karma whoring by Yold · · Score: 1

    Arm wrestling is all about leverage (duh). My buddy, who always whoops my ass (I work out enough to be strong), always gets his elbow off the table. When we were in highschool, he even beat the biggest dude on the hockey team as a freshman, and the dude was a senior.

    Are there any pro arm wrestlers (hah)/phyicists/smart-dudes that can comment about a good arm-wrestling strategy?

    1. Re:Semi-karma whoring by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Are there any pro arm wrestlers (hah)/phyicists/smart-dudes that can comment about a good arm-wrestling strategy?

      Easy. Lifting your elbow up provides an advantage through leverage. AKA cheating. Next time your buddy gets his elbow off the table while arm wrestling, kick him in the nuts.

    2. Re:Semi-karma whoring by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      one thing people do is pull your arm towards them, so that your reaching out.

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    3. Re:Semi-karma whoring by fractoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      My buddy, who always whoops my ass (I work out enough to be strong), always gets his elbow off the table. Well, the official rules, Article XII, Rules for the Competition, states:

      23. Competitors may not intentionally attempt to cause a foul for themselves after the go, i.e. picking up elbow. So your friend was cheating. :P
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    4. Re:Semi-karma whoring by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1

      Well, if you get tired, let your wrist go limp and flop backwards (palm up). Unless they pick up their elbow or have drastically longer arms than you, they can't push straight down hard enough to hurt your wrist, and at the same time they have nothing to push against to force your arm down. It's kind of a cheap trick to pull on friends or as a bar stunt, though. I doubt it's legal for real arm wrestling competitions.

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    5. Re:Semi-karma whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Get your arm as close to your body as possible. This way the opponent has to reach out and he/she has to use much more power to keep the same force on your arm. Opposite, you can use less power to apply the same force. Of course you will be able to use as much power as you applied first meaning more force.

    6. Re:Semi-karma whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best basic strategy against the average person is to violently slam all your energy into a jerk right at the start. This requires a reasonable amount of fast-twitch muscle and some practice to do without lifting your elbow, but is often effective.

    7. Re:Semi-karma whoring by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      Are there any pro arm wrestlers (hah)/phyicists/smart-dudes that can comment about a good arm-wrestling strategy?

      Muscles are much better at applying fixed resistance than active force. So instead of trying to win straight away, just keep your arm in a fixed position and resist your opponent. Then, once your opponent has tired out, you can apply your reserve strength and have a shot at winning. I'm not a particularly strong person, but that strategy has helped me to win against people stronger than me.
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  27. yeah even a woman could beat it. by benburned · · Score: 1

    perhaps they were referring to... http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJug16NlqPk

  28. In Soviet Russia... by fearboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, game breaks YOU!

    Now if the damn Russians would just invent an arm-breaking machine, the joke would work...

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  29. If you're too tall or too short... by MMaestro · · Score: 5, Informative
    The machine can twist your arm up pretty badly. I once saw and tried one of these machines and I felt like my arm was being torn out at my shoulder. I'm 6'4" and since the machine was practically designed for people a whole foot shorter than me, my arm was in a pretty bad position (since I tried to play fairly and keep my elbow down on the pad).

    Worse still, if a player is shocked by something (the sudden force of the game or your friend decides to drop an ice cube down your shirt), since the mechanical hand "grips" your hand with its thumb (assuming you held it properly), you can seriously mess your arm up if you try to pull away suddenly.

    1. Re:If you're too tall or too short... by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Funny

      You guys are deffinitely living up to the Slashdot stereotype.

      As for me, I had no difficulty beating the machine. Neither did my sister.

    2. Re:If you're too tall or too short... by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Hear hear.

      Not only did I have no problem beating the machine, I then proceeded to beat c6gunners sister.

  30. what's japanese for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You have 20 seconds to comply."

    1. Re:what's japanese for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oojirutameni, nijuubyou ga arimasu.

  31. Perverted Justice Called... by shakestheclown · · Score: 3, Funny

    Personally, I'm glad the kid didn't beat any of the lubed older guys!

  32. sigh by friedman101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And yet no one will recall the real doll for breaking hearts *sob*

    1. Re:sigh by Alaria+Phrozen · · Score: 1

      I'm a minor and you just exposed me to pornography! You molesting clod!

    2. Re:sigh by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1

      If even a realldoll won't accept you... well... maybe you should just stay inside like the rest of us.

    3. Re:sigh by serginho · · Score: 1

      hahahahaha Best comment in ages in /.

  33. Would you like some salt with that wound? by bakura121 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it."
    Wow... a guy gets his arm broken by an arm wrestling machine and a spokesman says "even women should be able to beat it." Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Ouch!
  34. One step closer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to training meks, à la Chirox.

  35. Call Hans and Franz by kaufmanmoore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Japan has to many girly men. They need to be pumped up.

  36. Obligatory by lukesky321 · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our arm breaking overlords

  37. +5 funnay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best laugh all day. Kudos!

  38. Are you out of your mind? by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    Are you seriously implying that in general men are not stronger than women? Dude you need to get out more. Anyone who has a problem with this IS IGNORING REALITY.

    1. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's merely giving an example where the average is a poor representation of the data set. No where does he refute that men are stronger than women. A little off topic, yes, but certainly not 'ignoring reality' You must be ignoring words.

    2. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was seriously implying that, on average, people are stupid, and you're his study case.

    3. Re:Are you out of your mind? by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he's merely giving an example where the average is a poor representation of the data set.

      I think it's more a question of what he means than what he says (no pun intended).
    4. Re:Are you out of your mind? by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      No, he's merely giving an example where the average is a poor representation of the data set.

      I think it's more a question of what he means than what he says (no pun intended).

      (the previewed edition... argh)
    5. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you seriously implying that in general men are not stronger than women? Dude you need to get out more. Anyone who has a problem with this IS IGNORING REALITY.

      What about Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a woman and she could kick most mens asses. In fact the only people who came close to defeating her were women.

      Or Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica - she beat the snot out some dude in the boxing episode. Or that chick in Serenity who's like 50kgs and a deadly weapon. Or Buffy the vampire slayer, another petite girl who kicks ass. Or any of the other heroines in future Joss Whedon stories.

      I think you're the one who's ignoring reality.

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    6. Re:Are you out of your mind? by andreyw · · Score: 3, Funny

      If by reality you mean "cheezy TV shows", then yes.

    7. Re:Are you out of your mind? by fractoid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      +1, Pure Awesome

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    8. Re:Are you out of your mind? by jemecki · · Score: 5, Funny

      HELLO?? Chuck Norris is a man and he could easily defeat Xena and Buffy on steroids simultaneously. Unfortunately, the single Chuck Norris datapoint catapults the average strength of men far off the charts, making a male-female strength comparison very tricky indeed...

    9. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 4, Funny

      He wouldn't hit his son's future mother, and they would all fall pregnant just looking at Chuck. Your argument fails.

    10. Re:Are you out of your mind? by LKM · · Score: 1

      Or Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica - she beat the snot out some dude in the boxing episode.

      You seem to think that's impossible in real life?

    11. Re:Are you out of your mind? by zonestalker · · Score: 2, Funny

      One thing you forget is he is Chuck Norris. He can't be defined in human terms. You are comparing Apples with Chuck Norris and his roundhouse judgement day kick. Please, sir, let's be more careful in our examples...

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    12. Re:Are you out of your mind? by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I do not think Chuck does any catapulting (except for his enemies). You just need to know how to read the statistics: he is not only the peak point. The mass of his achievements is so huge that it totals more than anything the rest of humanity could do thus making the average of it close to where he is. Thus all creation (whatever sex, strength and congregation) is just in state of deviation from this ideal that he Chuck Noriss is.

      I hope you understand your mistake now.
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    13. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole thread is missing something very important, which is that both Xena Warrior Princess and Chuck Norris are outliers. Obviously they are each many standard deviations from the mean, and so we should ignore them for our analysis purposes.
       
        sigh I need to get out more.
       
      Oh crap, I just called Xena and Chuck 'liers and deviants. Something tells me that I should oomph probably run for the ow ... nevermind.

    14. Re:Are you out of your mind? by nogginthenog · · Score: 4, Funny

      What about Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a woman and she could kick most mens asses.

      But now we know the truth: She's a fracking Cylon!!

    15. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Very good point!

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    16. Re:Are you out of your mind? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Yeah...here we go sighting TV as our source of info on this topic....
      Its just a show dude, else they would not make ratings.....its in the script.

      Scientifdic findings in ALL countries over the world,
      you take the man compared to the woman,
      the ratio of men in better shape then women physically is 89%

      Now, try to find the source of this info, pst (its not TV)
      HINT - your are allowed to use Google!

    17. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris is a man and he could easily defeat Xena and Buffy on steroids simultaneously.

      That's not fair. Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at tennis.

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    18. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      What about Xena the Warrior Princess?

      I saw XXXena once. I couldn't figure out why she spelled her name wrong... or why she was blond. She was also a lot "bigger" in person.

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    19. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but I think Wonder Woman levels the playing field.

    20. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can chuck norris roll up a frying pan like a sheet of paper?

    21. Re:Are you out of your mind? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Puhleese...Chuck Norris looks at the frying pan, raises an eyebrow, and the pan collapses itself into neutronium out of sheer fright.

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    22. Re:Are you out of your mind? by HanClinto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *whoosh*

    23. Re:Are you out of your mind? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? I'd love to see Chuck Norris try to take on... Sailor Moon!

    24. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If I made $1 last year, and my friend made $1 million last year, we both "averaged" $500,000. Which is a figure not even close to representing what either of us actually made.

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    25. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be Kirk, dude. Kirk! You gotta watch more TV. :)

    26. Re:Are you out of your mind? by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly. If I made $1 last year, and my friend made $1 million last year, we both "averaged" $500,000.

      No, you both averaged 500,000 dollars 50 cents.

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    27. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chuck Norris is a pussy. Always has been, always will be. And he can stop trying to copy Bill Brasky any day now, thank you very much.

    28. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Thank you. That was the joke.

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    29. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I heard that while he was being passed through, Chuck Norris got beat up by a peanut in Bill Brasky's turd.

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    30. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      +1,000 Fwoooooooooosh!

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    31. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Average rounded down to the nearest whole dollar. (Actually I spent the extra $1 on coffee when figuring out the average by hand.)

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    32. Re:Are you out of your mind? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      my money is on Supergirl.

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    33. Re:Are you out of your mind? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Average rounded down to the nearest whole dollar. (Actually I spent the extra $1 on coffee when figuring out the average by hand.)

      Statistics - especially average - already cause enough confusion without (incorrect) rounding. There is no reason to add to it, especially in a conversation about the various statistical methods.

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    34. Re:Are you out of your mind? by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you have included a "spoiler alert" there? Not all of us have finished watching the series.

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    35. Re:Are you out of your mind? by ihope127 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so Chuck Norris is why men are stronger than women on average? I told you we should have compared the medians instead.

    36. Re:Are you out of your mind? by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If I made $1 last year, and my friend made $1 million last year, we both "averaged" $500,000. Which is a figure not even close to representing what either of us actually made.

      Your example fails because your sample size is too small. A sample size of "all men" would not have this problem when you apply an average.

      Your example fails again because you assume that there is somehow a gap within the distribution of the size of all men. The distributed size of all men would be a fairly continuous dataset (translation: there are men of all shapes and sizes). This means the average is a very good tool with which to draw conclusions.

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    37. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      This is why I wasn't a math major.

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  39. Japanese arcades by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

    On a mostly unrelated note, when I was in Japan in 2001 they still had good arcades. Arcades have mostly died in the USA due to home consoles; the only arcades left are full of big machines that have controls that cannot be duplicated on a home system (things like recreations of rafts with paddles, skiing slopes, horses, flight cockpits, race car cockpits, etc) that cost $2.00 to play, last 30 seconds, and basically suck. The only good American arcade I have been to in this decade is the one in Chinatown (Manhattan).

    Anyhoo, Japan in 2001 still had really cool arcades, I have no idea if they still do today. My proudest moment was playing Last Blade 2 versus a couple of Japanese teenagers and whooping their asses. I had practiced that game for hours on MAME at home with a Hot Rod Pro arcade joystick setup, but had never played another human. It was really satisfying to beat Japanese teenagers at the game (I don't know why, maybe because I think of Japanese teenagers as being more into video games or something, and also maybe because the game was from Japan). I still look for Last Blade 2 every time I go into an arcade but I *never* see it (except I did see it at that Chinatown arcade but it was right before I moved away from NYC and only got to play it once).

    1. Re:Japanese arcades by siliC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To continue your unrelated note: yes, Japan still has hella awesome arcades. Google "Senjou no Kizuna" for an example why. (in brief: the basic game mechanic is something like mechwarrior 2 + multiplayer - nothing new, nothing fancy. but you're in a Gundam cockpit, and your view is a dome screen bigger than you, unless you are very big. generally 4 machines per arcade, 4 vs 4 and 8 vs 8 game inter-arcade game play is the norm, with skill matching. the pilot roster interface is a separate system in the arcade. essentially - you can't replicate this experience at home without a lot of yen.)

      aside from game experiences that are separate from console experiences, there is a... sociological aspect to this. i won't dilute the discussion further - but if you are interested let me know, and look into the movie Avalon.

    2. Re:Japanese arcades by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      On a mostly unrelated note, when I was in Japan in 2001 they still had good arcades. Arcades have mostly died in the USA due to home consoles; the only arcades left are full of big machines that have controls that cannot be duplicated on a home system (things like recreations of rafts with paddles, skiing slopes, horses, flight cockpits, race car cockpits, etc) that cost $2.00 to play, last 30 seconds, and basically suck. The only good American arcade I have been to in this decade is the one in Chinatown (Manhattan). If you're ever in NH, try Fun Spot. Huge collection of playable 1980s arcade games. I consider this place to be a holy shrine.
  40. Recall=relabeling by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    The machines are being sent back to the factory for some new safety stickers.

    They will be returning to the arcades in a couple of months, but it will be relabeled "Arm-Breaking Machine."

    The price has been dropped from $1 to 50 cents. Enjoy!

    Thanks, the Management.

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  41. ...Just read the comment by sh3l1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, most men are stronger than most women but it would be stupid to make that assumption for all women: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJug16NlqPk

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    1. Re:...Just read the comment by Dude+McDude · · Score: 0

      If she offered me a handjob, I think I'd probably decline the offer as politely as possible.

  42. Broken arm? No problem! by fromtheblueline · · Score: 1

    Just upgrade to Rocket-Powered Bionic Arm.

    1. Re:Broken arm? No problem! by ngt · · Score: 1

      And would it still cost 6 million dollars to create the bionic man (or woman)?

  43. If you think that's bad.... by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I don't even want to see the accidents possible with this game!

    Things I Love About Japan

      I have never understood the fascination that so many Americans have with Japan, but when I see something like this I have to admit, they have some unbelievable shit over there. On the left is an arcade game called Boong Ga Boong Ga in which you, the player, try to cram a plastic finger up a virtual woman's ass. The harder you shove, the more reaction you get from the computerized face on the screen. I really have nothing to add to this.
    And on the right, we have mascots for the game - one with a giant hand for a head and one who appears to be dressed with a fecal motif. Amazing stuff. I want this game.
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    1. Re:If you think that's bad.... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      +5 informative? Look, I'm the OP and even I'm disturbed by this. "Boon Ga. Mmm, yes. Tell me more."

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    2. Re:If you think that's bad.... by Hampton_Comes_Alive · · Score: 1

      Oh, for the ability to mod +5 disturbing...

  44. Cell phones first... by msimm · · Score: 1

    BMW drivers next. Cars after that.

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  45. What was that, Han? by confusedneutrino · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Droids don't pull people's arms outta their sockets when they lose..."

    Sure there's not a wookie hiding in there somewhere?

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  46. Here's a pic of the device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  47. The literal truth by endemoniada · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh, in Swedish it's actually called "arm breaking". Maybe that machine was manufactured here? o_O

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  48. This could have been a lot worse by Heembo · · Score: 1

    This could have been a lot worse. It could have been some weird masturbation machine that was having problems! Ouch!

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  49. Re:Average vs. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The average person is going to continue saying that average things happen 'on average', including that the average woman is weaker than the average man.

    Methinks you're going to have to act like the average and just accept it.

  50. Your comment is stupider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's well known Japan is still a male-run society. Women are completely 2nd class citizens with no rights whatsoever.

    1. Re:Your comment is stupider by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      That's not true! Women have the same legal rights as men. It's the social aspect of Japan that says women should be submissive, frail, quiet, shy, etc. Women are expected to be and taught to be absolutely pathetic creatures, but the law treats them equally.

  51. is this similar to the machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I played with sometimes when I was a kid in the 70s? I remember a very similar machine in some amusement parks then, but never heard of anything dangerous coming from it, other than of course losing all matches since I was 10 or so at that time. One thing I recall is that the one I played had a metallic colored arm.

  52. Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. by SPQR_Julian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Life is not a Joss Whedon TV show.

    Gorrammit, it should be!

    1. Re:Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. by ben0207 · · Score: 5, Funny

      As /. posts go, it's not the funnest. ...I'll be in my bunk.

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    2. Re:Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I to shall be in my bunker.

      --Adolph Hitler.

  53. I see her point too, though by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm a male, but I can see her point too.

    The only problem is that, as the saying goes, "there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." Where there is a hideously large variability in the sample, _only_ comparing averages is at best misleading. There's a reason why, for example, in science and engineering you don't just calculate the average of the data you measured, but also the error bar.

    Plus, most people who bring up an argument along the lines of "on the average X are better at Y than Z", will proceed to use it along the lines of "therefore all and each X are better than all Z". Or some equivalent redefining from average to one member, like:

    1. therefore I'm better than you

    2. therefore we should only hire X

    3. therefore it's ok to pay Z less for doing the same job and meeting the same goals/quotas/deadlines/etc

    4. therefore some ridiculously non-challenging task is (or should be) an X-only job

    Etc.

    E.g., as an extreme example of 4, there's a whole horde of machos arguing that a woman shouldn't ever be allowed to join the army and carry a 6 pound assault rifle, because women are on the average weaker. Never mind that even a couch-potato of either sex can jolly well use one, and that the whole point of the army is to drill you and train you into the shape they want you, even if you hadn't moved more than from the couch to the fridge in your whole life before.

    So I can't honestly blame anyone who's weary of having such averages shoved in their face.

    Averages have at best a trivia value most of the time. In any given situation you're dealing with individuals (e.g., if you actually need to hire someone strong) or with the whole gauss curve (e.g., if you want to make such an arcade machine which doesn't break the arm of someone on the far left end of the scale.) Trying to reduce it all to an average is, at best, bad science, even if you don't have some supremacist agenda.

    Even taking your skin colour example, just the average is useless in just about any conceivable practical situation. Even if you were judging the potential market for sunblock or tanning beds there, you have such variables and market niches as:

    - white western-origin people living in Africa or viceversa. Unless you mean actual racial profiling, someone could "hail from West Africa" only because their white portuguese ancestors settled in a trading post there in the 1600's.

    - native populations such as the Khoisan, which have quite a range of skin tones, some fairly light

    Etc.

    Yes, I know what an average is, but you don't actually deal with only the average for any practical purposes.

    So I too would be weary of people pointing out such misleading averages left and right and then retreating into "I'm just pointing facts." A "fact" taken out of context, or used in the wrong context, can be as mis-leading as an outright lie. Unless you've found some problem where the average alone is relevant, that is.

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    1. Re:I see her point too, though by fractoid · · Score: 1

      E.g., as an extreme example of 4, there's a whole horde of machos arguing that a woman shouldn't ever be allowed to join the army and carry a 6 pound assault rifle, because women are on the average weaker. Never mind that even a couch-potato of either sex can jolly well use one, and that the whole point of the army is to drill you and train you into the shape they want you, even if you hadn't moved more than from the couch to the fridge in your whole life before. Women shouldn't be on the front lines, but not because they'd make worse front-line soldiers than men. They'd probably perform better, all things considered (greater durability and pain tolerance, smaller size for better stealth ops, lower ration requirements and equipment material costs). The problem is that by and large, men are hardwired to protect women, and that leads to them doing stupid nonsensical things like risking a division to save a single hostage.
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    2. Re:I see her point too, though by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Sorry, should have phrased that better: "women shouldn't be fighting alongside men on the front lines". Amazon units should be fine in modern, relatively-small-scale ops, although for the above reasons they still make more useful (or damaging, depending what side you're on) hostages. Also, historically, if your country was to lose 1/4 of its population in a war, having the men go off to fight and leaving the women at home will leave you with the same net troop production ability, which will give you a long term population advantage in a protracted conflict. That's assuming you're not already at the food cap, however... (damn, less RTSes for me! :P )

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    3. Re:I see her point too, though by orphiuchus · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm sorry, but I'm a US Marine(in the infantry) and I just have to say that you have no idea what you are talking about. You don't go into combat carrying just a 6-pound rifle(actually, its about 3 pounds), generally a combat load includes your flak(armor), your kevlar(helmet), no less than 6 full mags, your day pack which can weigh up to 40 or 50 pounds, plus any other random bullshit they make you drag along. In addition to that, in a 4 person fire team one person has a 203 grenade launcher, one has a SAW(which is a true bitch to carry all day with 1000 rounds of ammo), one has a extra barrel for that SAW, and the point man is the only one actually carrying just a combat load. The physical demands of combat are far beyond what you can even imagine, but just to get an idea, go wrap yourself in 60 pounds of junk then try to run 100 meters dropping to a prone every 10 feet. Sprint like hell when you get up, and hit the dirt in the time it takes you to say "I'm up, he sees me, I'm down", and see how you feel at the end of it. Are you starting to see the picture? Nobody is actually in shape for the kind of physical stress that combat puts on a person, you simply put out all you have and hope its enough.

    4. Re:I see her point too, though by cluke · · Score: 1

      The reason women don't go into battle is because the tribe needs them more than it needs men. One man can father as many children as there are fertile women, but one woman cannot produce more than one child per year (multiples excepted, naturally). Too many women die - the tribe dies. Men are more expendable.

      How this tribe based concept scales or maps to modern warfare I leave as an exercise for the reader. As a counterexample to your "men are hardwired to protect women" BS (sorry, but it is!), I point you to the rates of female infanticide in China.

    5. Re:I see her point too, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As a counterexample to your counterexample I remind you that infants are not women, they are children.

    6. Re:I see her point too, though by raduf · · Score: 1

      It's amazing to what lenghts people go to deny reality. Averages have at best a trivia value most of the time. You say that because there are usually more facts to consider on any given issue, each fact is useless, so all facts are useless. It's PC gone to extremes. Sunblock and tanning beds? Go ahead and invest in them, if you want to put your money where your mouth is. Oh, you just meant "somebody (not me, someone who actually has/makes money)" should invest in it because it sounds PC. On AVERAGE, there is less market in Africa. On AVERAGE, the density of possible buyers is much lower. On AVERAGE, you'd build a shop for just 500 possible clients, when in Europe it would be 10.000. But who cares about averages, or making money. I'm sure if someone tries hard enough and pours enough resources they'll sell sunblock in Africa. And they will. But ON AVERAGE, they'll make much less for dollar invested then in Europe. True, there are exceptions. White neighborhoods and such. But they're exceptions. Most times, the average matters. And so do facts.

    7. Re:I see her point too, though by benjcurry · · Score: 1

      [Women] would probably perform better, all things considered (greater durability and pain tolerance, smaller size for better stealth ops, lower ration requirements and equipment material costs). Wait a goddamn second...are you saying that women are SMALLER than than men? WTF are you talking about? Do you have statistics or scientific evidence to back that up?

      That's like saying that men, in general, are stronger than women.
    8. Re:I see her point too, though by jsupreston · · Score: 1

      I knew combat was hard, but thank you for giving a little more insight. On a personal level, thank you for the job you do. Words can not express the gratitude I (or my family) have for our Armed Forces.

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    9. Re:I see her point too, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't go into combat carrying just a 6-pound rifle(actually, its about 3 pounds)

      What type of rifle is that? The M16 is listed as ~8.5 pounds fully loaded.

    10. Re:I see her point too, though by dwpro · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know what an average is, but you don't actually deal with only the average for any practical purposes. want to play some cards with me online?
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    11. Re:I see her point too, though by HanClinto · · Score: 1

      He listed the mags as separate.

    12. Re:I see her point too, though by sootman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Budget cuts. He's got a Ruger 10/22.

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    13. Re:I see her point too, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homer: "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."

    14. Re:I see her point too, though by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      Yes, the weight of mags really depends on how many you carry. There have been times when I had as many as 12, but on humps I dont have any ammo and I don't have a mag inserted(condition 4), so I don't really count them in the weight of the weapon. I think the m16a2 is around 3.9 pounds empty, but most of us have m16a4s now which have a heavier barrel and rail system, plus we have acogs a lot of the time now... well, there are a lot of variables to consider in the weight of the weapon, but a stripped m16 like a marine may carry on a hump in SOI is about 3-4 pounds I believe(I think 3.9, but its been a while since I had to know that).

    15. Re:I see her point too, though by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Nobody is actually in shape for the kind of physical stress that combat puts on a person, you simply put out all you have and hope its enough.

      If that's true, then it shouldn't matter if you have men or women doing the job. Especially given that you CAN increase stength (women already have better endurance). Is it not possible for women to lift weights and build muscle?

    16. Re:I see her point too, though by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Is it not possible for women to lift weights and build muscle?

      Yes, it is possible for a woman to build muscle. However, women do not have the same levels of testosterone as men. Testosterone promotes muscle hypertrophy, (the increase in the size and number of myofibrils inside muscle fibers), so, in general, they cannot build as much muscle as a man. In addition, if both perform the same workout, the man will build more muscle from it even though they are both performing the same amount of work.

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    17. Re:I see her point too, though by ahkbarr · · Score: 1

      If that's true, then it shouldn't matter if you have men or women doing the job. Especially given that you CAN increase stength (women already have better endurance). Is it not possible for women to lift weights and build muscle?

      Ever heard of androgenic hormones? Go look up what they're for, and then go look up what the healthy ranges are in men and in women. It is a biological fact that if those ranges differ significantly (most women have significantly lower androgenic hormone levels), so will their relative muscle mass.

      Also, on exercise being the end-all determining factor of muscle mass, you obviously have never seen womens' body building competitions. No woman has even been Arnold sized. EVER. None ever will be.

      If you're one of those morons who say there's never been a study of the effect of steroids (and therefore T levels in general) on lean muscle mass, then there's no arguing with you because you ignore the largest body of evidence that ever existed. (men v women)

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    18. Re:I see her point too, though by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Averages have at best a trivia value most of the time.
      So would you say the average value of an average is as trivia?
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    19. Re:I see her point too, though by jafac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I bet that Mjolnir suit makes it a lot easier to carry all that heavy shit though. . .

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    20. Re:I see her point too, though by king-manic · · Score: 1

      If that's true, then it shouldn't matter if you have men or women doing the job. Especially given that you CAN increase stength (women already have better endurance). Is it not possible for women to lift weights and build muscle?

      Everybody has a predefined upper limit. So if you can lift that great. If you can't and work really hard till you can great. But if you can't and working out 2h everyday doesn't give you that extra strength then no. Your frame and hormonal balances as well as various muscle bulk and type related genetics determine your upper limit. As far as I know the upper limit is higher in men then women if all other factors were remain the same (fraternal twins with really close match in genes).

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    21. Re:I see her point too, though by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      I don't know where this women have better endurance thing came from, when I see mixed PT(infantry is all male, but most of the marine corps is not) the bulk of the women finish after the bulk of the men. And even the fastest women is never close to the average-fast men.

    22. Re:I see her point too, though by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Nobody is actually in shape for the kind of physical stress that combat puts on a person, you simply put out all you have and hope its enough.

      Easy. Just make sure, on the day of combat, that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    23. Re:I see her point too, though by flayzernax · · Score: 1

      I concur with the above post by Orphiuichus.

      HOWEVER....

      Why cant just the "stronger then average" women join the military? Its not like the less stronger then average males are catered too, so why cater to the less stronger then average females?

      People at or above the "average" in "peak" physical shape are capable and do not need "separate" standards. By using the average you just cater to both weak parts of the sexes and get more "weaker" women and men. PC or not... a women who needs to carry all that shit should be able to, that does not mean "women cant server and be killing machines for the USA" it just means the STRONG will be and the WEEK will not...

    24. Re:I see her point too, though by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Wait a goddamn second...are you saying that women are SMALLER than than men? WTF are you talking about? Do you have statistics or scientific evidence to back that up? On average? Yes, yes I am. And yes I do. (see ggp post)

      That's like saying that men, in general, are stronger than women. Zing. ;) Apart from it being more socially acceptable, of course. Kinda like how (correct me if I'm wrong here, this is from second-hand knowledge of US culture only) you can pay out on 'white trash' as much as you want, but if you were to say 'black trash' then whoa, you're in for it.
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    25. Re:I see her point too, though by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, endurance != speed or strength, so I don't know why your observations would confuse you.

    26. Re:I see her point too, though by Laserwulf · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU. Being in support units (Army btw), I've always been in mixed-gender environments, except for Basic & AIT. When we'd do PT, it's mixed-gender. Sometimes a male would lead it, sometimes a female. Everyone would be expected to try their hardest, and during runs we all had the same distance/time goal. Yet when it comes to the Army Physical Fitness Test, there are separate male & female standards. I can max the female scale, but I'm rather average on the male scale.

      If we're expected to do the same things day-to-day, there should only be one standard. During AIT I was on the all-male night-shift, and the drill sergeants were able to push us harder. When we combined with the mixed-gender day-shift, it was apparent which guys were day-shift. I feel there should just be PT standards for male-only units vs. mixed-gender.

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  54. heh by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    Even women should be able to beat it. We're not talking about women. We're talking about asian men.

    nuff said.
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    1. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMGWTFBBQ! We have a confirmed sighting of a jock! Call the /. Police!!!!!111ELEVEN!!!

  55. Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (except I did see it at that Chinatown arcade but it was right before I moved away from NYC and only got to play it once)
    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

  56. Re:Average vs. Typical by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It seems like you care more about the fact that you can add conditions to a true statement to make a new, false statement than you do about reading what I wrote.

    Adding 'supposing there are weak females who bring the average down below the male average, removing them from the survey would result in females being stronger than males on average' is true but irrelevant. After that you've basically listed a bunch of reasons that women may be considered more physically fit than men, and then, in a non sequitur, conclude that the original statement doesn't stand. That's as nonsensical as your assertion that average is a "subtle concept" and that "typical" is better. If you think mode is a better measure of central tendency than mean, then by all means find some data about modal properties of humans and post that, but please don't try to redefine mean as mode just because you like it better. To be honest, your post sounds like you're trying to impress a feminist friend of yours who doesn't understand statistics.

    If you want actual facts, try this. According to this research, on average:
    • Men are taller, heavier, leaner and stronger than women
    • Body weight does not correlate with knee-extensor muscle strength
    • Heavier men are stronger, the same does not hold true for women
    • Men have larger muscles than women
    • Men and women have statistically similar muscle strength per unit area
    • In both men and women, larger muscles are stronger.

    None of this has any bearing on whether an individual will be suitable, successful or competent in any scenario. It's just useful information when dealing with, or predicting future observations about, populations similar to the sampled one. Trying to state otherwise is ingenuous.
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  57. MOD parent informative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing to see here...

  58. Handjob. by bamsebomsen · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to make it do, erm, other kind of things?

  59. Re:Average vs. Typical by G+Fab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    jesus christ, look at this inflated diction.

    The average woman is dramatically weaker than the average man.

    We're not talking about extremes. You are just out of touch with reality, which judging by your ridiculously overwritten response, is because reality threatens you.

    Go check out any source where men and women are graded on physycal fitness. The Army is a terrific example. They test hundreds of thousands of men and women each year on physical fitness. Though most soldiers are in pretty good shape, a huge swath of society is represented. Pregnant women, fat women, 40 year old women, and men of various capabilities are tested. The minimum standards set by the Army are easily attainable, and represent below average performance.

    Look at the pushup standards that would indicate an average female soldier as opposed to an average male. In running and sit-ups, there isn't a huge difference in performance, but in push-ups, where testosterone is linked to performance, average women are far less than half as strong as average men.

    to join the Army... just to get through the door, men have to do 14 push-ups. Women: 1 push-up.

    This isn't anecdotal, this is pretty conclusive stuff. Women aren't anywhere near as strong as men, as a general rule.

  60. Another article w/ picture by wungo · · Score: 1

    Article from BBC News site about this includes a picture of the Arm Spirit in case you are wondering what it looks like...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6957339.st m

  61. Re:Average vs. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is irrelevant because it does follow a normal distribution. To suggest that a scientific study like this would only use an average is absurd--the backround for science in general is statistics laden. Biological data of this kind usually follows a normal distribution anyway, so its a safe assumption. So many medical sources testing this on different populations wouldn use averages if they weren meaningful in this type of measure. This misses the main point that this pc nonsense is bs. Plus an average always accounts for all data even if not meaningfully. The prof was wrong to suggest that this data is invalid.

  62. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how the machine knows its a man or woman at the other end

  63. Re:Average vs. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again, I say:

    In real life, it might just be the case that due to economic factors, some women work a lot harder than others and are thus stronger than those who hardly do any work. There would be a dip in the distribution, and the average might not be representative of the distribution.

    There is no a priori reason to expect the distribution to be normal. Especially since economic and social factors come into play. Weight, for instance, is not normally distributed in the United States. And strength is negatively correlated with obesity.

    I should hope the scientists have done their statistics. But merely presenting the mean is not informative.

  64. Cat got my tongue ... lol by LocksmithNYC · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't dare fighting with a machine ... with todays mechanizem ... my arms worth much more ..

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  65. Re:Average vs. Typical by Rhaban · · Score: 1

    to join the Army... just to get through the door, men have to do 14 push-ups. Women: 1 push-up. Boobs are a lot of weight.
  66. With all these spare machines sitting around... by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...can we set them up to arm-wrestle each other? Then we could gamble on which one goes up in a cloud of smoke.

    Two machines enter - one machine leaves!

    1. Re:With all these spare machines sitting around... by residieu · · Score: 1

      Then later the other machines leaves, after being declared the winner.

  67. Ah yes... by localman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About three years ago a friend and I were arm wrestling at the office and I broke my arm. Made a sound like cracking a yardstick over your knee. Had to get surgery and a metal plate installed. Still have a pretty crazy scar from that. It's cool though because he's bought me enough beers to more than make up for it.

    We were guys in good shape, but neither he nor I were strangely strong people. Turns out it's not that hard to break the humerus if you twist it the wrong way. Generally if you're arm wrestling you should be positioned so that you're doing a curl, and putting the stress along the length of the bone. If you are using a twisting motion you're doing it wrong: if you're reasonably strong and you push as hard as you can, you very well might snap your arm.

    I think I may have had a hairline fracture beforehand from some aggressive rock climbing a few weeks earlier, during which I experienced some pain in that arm. But even in that case, the cause was still my own muscle strength against my own bone strength, and the bone lost. That worried me so I had a bone density scan after the break. And I came up completely normal.

    The scar always gets questions. I've tried telling tall tales and such (a knife fight! no, alligator wrestling! no, a cybernetic bicep implant!), but nothing gets as much of a reaction as the truth. Only problem is people seem to then assume that it means I'm defective for fragile or something. But here's my take: if you've ever arm wrestled and lost without breaking your arm, you're a pussy. Because you just gave up.

    Makes me feel a little better, anyways :)

    1. Re:Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but doesn't pushing it that far make you are dick :P ..... so it's a no win situation

      Pussy dick or asshole......like the wonderfull speech from Team America :D

      We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

      not that i agree with all that as a actual "guide to life"

      Somewhat relavent :D

  68. Re:Average vs. Typical by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boobs are a lot of weight.

    Yes, on average woman have bigger boobs than men. Except from Robert Paulson of course.

    Are we allowed to point out that fact? I'm watching for the black helicopters and PC swat team ropes dangling past the window...

  69. Quite misleading by drmitch · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's because I just woke up, but I couldn't determine if the machine was breaking the people's arms, or the people were breaking the machines' arms. It took me a while to understand that the people's arms were breaking. Poor choice of wording. Am I the only one?

  70. This is why we can't have nice things. by Fross · · Score: 1

    Because given half an opportunity a bunch of idiots will cripple themselves on anything they can get a hold of.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28331

    1. Re:This is why we can't have nice things. by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Ten bucks says no one over there ever sued for much more than medical fees. Over here if someone even had a sore shoulder after a game, they'd sue for medical costs, therapy costs, mental pain costs, disability costs, etc, etc. Totalling about $5 million.

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  71. My wife doesn't "get" the 3 Stooges neither (nt) by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    No text

  72. Re:Average vs. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again you are missing the point and are repeating yourself instead of addressing what was said. No one is operating a priori here. I will take this as a concession that the professor was wrong and seriously misunderstood stats. Sorry, but with even half competent scientists we can assume they gave an average because its meaningful. Combine this with the consensus within the community , inc. Hard science, and mountaims of evidence from related studies, the pc position becomes absurdly pseudoscientific. This can be inferred without looking at the studies-such a bad misconception would not be allowed to persist in the comm. Excuse errors, i an on a cell phone.

  73. Beware stupid machines by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    In that case, should cars be recalled?

    If the intended use of the car results in 3 broken bones per 150 cars, I'm pretty sure you'd see a recall.

  74. More milk... by Shabbs · · Score: 0

    Sounds like they need to be drinking more milk over there. Heh heh.

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  75. Bad title? by Nomaxxx · · Score: 1

    They should rename it "Arm Breaker" and put it back on the market. At least the players would be warned before playing!

  76. Re:Average vs. Typical by TheSeer2 · · Score: 1

    A man 10x richer doesn't do shiiite to the median wealth. Median is the middle value. It doesn't take into account anything else.

  77. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    I think you forgot to s/lubed/plastered/g in your story. At least you didn't forget s/bathhouse/lounge/g, that would have been embarassing.

  78. What this game really needs... by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    What this game really needs is a $10,000 payout for beating it, so that some down-on-his-luck father can get enough money to gain custody of his child...

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    1. Re:What this game really needs... by adolfojp · · Score: 1

      I would mod you up but your comment was a bit over the top.

    2. Re:What this game really needs... by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 1

      I was actually making reference to the movie Over the Top. If you haven't seen this movie, consider yourself lucky. There is really no good reason to see it (except maybe if you're looking for a good reason to gouge out your eyes).

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    3. Re:What this game really needs... by fonetik · · Score: 1
      The game would also need a button to turn you hat around backwards when you want to win.


      (Please do not go see this movie if you haven't yet. It's really not worth getting the joke if you have to see this movie.)

    4. Re:What this game really needs... by splatter · · Score: 1


      He got it hence his comment about... oh never mind it obviously went over your head

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    5. Re:What this game really needs... by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 1

      Yeah,

      I got it about 3 hours too late.

      *hides eyes*

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  79. Could be expensive... by knight24k · · Score: 1

    That recall is gonna cost them an arm and a....oh, uh nevermind.

  80. In Sovier Russia there is Fedor Emelianenko by eimikion · · Score: 1

    A good example for all politically correct lesbian feminists. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedor_Emelianenko. For every women you can find a men who is more powerful than her.

  81. Similar Problem by willie_nelsons_pigta · · Score: 0

    I had to pull my product off the market too. I created an "Ass-Kicking" device. I was breaking too many asses though. In a small sample grouping, 10 out of 10 people had a crack in their butts.

  82. Arm-wrestling machine by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

    Now if they only made a machine that scratches my butt, world would be perfect.

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  83. Over The Top by szrachen · · Score: 1

    Didn't these people know that they have to turn their hat around so that they don't break their arms? Sheesh...

    Neither Lincoln Hawk nor Bob 'Bull' Hurley could be reached for comment.

  84. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    > You can break your own bones. People think of conditioning in terms of muscle only but bones also respond to exercise, or the lack of it. ... It's not all that hard to get yourself to the condition where your muscles are too strong for your bones

    As a kid it used to bug me that superheros would get super strength from the radiation-du-jour and catch falling cars etc, but never break their bones doing it. I don't care how strong your muscles are... a car is made of stronger stuff than your bones.

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  85. Re:Average vs. Typical by zacronos · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually, I have to agree with the AC here. AC was arguing with a specific point you made:

    Likewise, if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman. That's not discrimination, it's statistics. Anyone telling you different is wrong.
    Strictly speaking, what you said is not a statistical fact. In practice, it is extremely likely to be true that a higher average means there are better than even odds that a random man is stronger than a random woman, but there are plausible scenarios where the odds are reversed when compared to the averages. ACs have given 2 such scenarios -- one involving outliers due to genetic defect, and one involving a bimodal distribution.

    Neither AC, I think, was attempting to say that their scenario is true, or even that it is false that "[If] you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman." They were saying that the statement "if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman." is not true -- in other words, that the part about the odds does not necessarily follow from the part about the averages.

    To give another example, let's imagine that Chuck Norris has a daughter, and then later ascends to another plane of existence during one of his roundhouse kicks. This daughter, like her father, is strong enough to knock the earth out of orbit, should she decide to roundhouse kick solid ground. Her incredible strength (paired with the loss of Chuck Norris) could result in a situation where the average strength of women is higher than the average strength of men. However, it could still be true that if you pick a random woman and a random man, you are more likely to get a man who is stronger than the women -- in this case, because the chances of selecting Chuck Norris's daughter in a random sample is abysmally small, similar to AC's previous comment about removing outliers from the average (a point you seem to have misunderstood).

    Note again that I am not speaking to the reality of the situation (as should be clear by the Chuck Norris references); I am making a point that the information about averages does not mean what you think it means.

    The reason this happens is that in measuring whether a random man is stronger than a random woman, you ignore how much the man is stronger or weaker -- you merely measure whether he was stronger. So, Chuck Norris (or Chuck Norris's daughter) would be reduced to a single, evenly-weighted binary data point; no single data point can move the result more than any other data point. This is not true for averages, where a single outlier can drastically change the result.

    It's just useful information when dealing with, or predicting future observations about, populations similar to the sampled one. Trying to state otherwise is ingenuous.
    Well, kinda. It is useful information, but not as useful as you seem to think; in fact, given just the averages without any distribution information, there is virtually nothing you can extrapolate or predict about the population. Now, if you also knew that the distributions were normal distributions (which they probably are in reality, but should not be assumed to be), then the quoted statement would be true. If you further had information about the standard deviations of the distributions, as well as what the averages are (in actual value, not just knowing which is higher), then you could probably calculate the odds that a random man is stronger than a random woman. Information which includes distribution data along with average data is far more meaningful than unadorned averages.
  86. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that western diets have way too much calcium, and we are given absolutely rediculous RDAs for calcium hasn't done anything to make our bones stronger. We have higher rates of osteoporosis and serious bone fractures, including elderly people DYING from slipping and falling on the floor, breaking hips, femurs, ribs and backs.

    Your bones WILL NOT GET STRONGER UNLESS YOU EXERCISE THEM. Just like eating lots of protein won't make your muscles stronger, eating lots of calcium won't make your bones stronger. You need to stress them so your body will actually build them back stronger, and then just eat protein and calcium equal to or greater than what is required.

  87. Dairy is a bad source of calcium. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Milk contains proteins that when broken down into amino acids also produce waste acids that our bodies can't use. Your bone's osteoclasts then have to pull extra bone tissue apart to release calcium to neutralize those acids. The compounds formed from that neutralization are then filtered out of the blood stream by your kidneys and they are pissed away. That's calcium removed from your body that your bones osteoblasts can't use to repair your bones. The more protein you consume, the more calcium you need to consume (and magnesium and vitamin D as well).

    The typical north american diet contains far too much calcium, and not enough vitamin D and magnesium, which makes the problem worse since magnesium and calcium compete for absorption through the same mechanism, and we require a correct ratio of calcium to magnesium. Our excess calcium consumption actually blocks out absorption of what little magnesium we get, making all that calcium very much useless.

    Good sources of calcium include almonds, legumes, spinaches, seaweeds, fish and shellfish, all of which contain good amounts of both calcium and magnesium. The japanese diet already includes plenty of these foods, and is far better for human bone density than our meat and potatoes diet.

  88. Weird by cshark · · Score: 1

    I had a dream like that once. creepy

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  89. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have had an exciting childhood

  90. It's not the machine's fault by CdrGlork · · Score: 0

    That's what they get for picking "The Fly" as their opponent.

  91. I blew those numbers away in HS - then played DIII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In high school, I could bench 320, clean about 315, and squat about 550. Because I wasn't big or strong enough for D-I ball, I wound up playing D-III.

    And this was in the early 80s.

    On my D-III football team, I was nowhere near the strongest. Hell, we had guys doing steroids - in D-III, 25 years ago.

    That chart is bullshit.

  92. Hmm... by Bipoha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Y'know, I just did a quick google image search for professional arm wrestlers, and it seems to me that the elbow pad on that arcade game is on the wrong side of the mechanical arm. Maybe that is why people are breaking their arms...

  93. Take some math classes and try again by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    Suppose that 90% of red cars have a top speed of 80 mph, and the other 10% have a top speed of 120 mph. Suppose 90% of white cars have a top speed of 85 mph, and the other 10% have a top speed of 60 mph. The Average speed of the red cars is higher- but if I pick two random cars, one red and one white, there's an 81% chance that the white car is faster.

    This is because the median white car is faster than the median red car, even though the mean (average) red car is faster than the mean white car. Now, for men vs. women, men have higher mean AND median strength, but in general your example fails.

    To sum up: Average is a confusing term, but it usually refers to the mean, and not the median. Unless you're going to argue that you really meant that 'Average' means 'Median' you're wrong. Being modded to +5 just mean that lots of other clueless people agree with you. My advice to you: spend less time watching pr0n and more time understanding mathematics.

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  94. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    > You must have had an exciting childhood

    Did I mention I would be wondering about this while rappelling down the inside of an active volcano on my way to rescuing a nun and a group of orphans trapped below? Just another day in my life...

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  95. "The Fly" is a great movie. . . by Slicebo · · Score: 1

    . . .but I keep tellin' ya, Jeff Goldblum is NOT a machine!

  96. You're dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:You're dumb. by Shabbs · · Score: 1

      Sounds like someone needs to get a life, and a girlfriend.

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  97. I don't understand. What's stupid about the statement? Women are generally physically weaker than men.

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  98. Speaking as an AA guy by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Now I'm an AA brigade guy, so admittedly our training wasn't up to USMC standards. We did do the basic infantry training, though, so, yes, I do have _some_ first hand idea what it's like to charge uphill several hundreds metres, sprinting and dropping every 3n. You're right, it's physical stress. I'll point out though, that:

    1. It's more of a matter of _endurance_ than physical strength. _Everyone_ has the physical strength to lift 60 pounds of junk on their back, or can be trained and drilled into it. Whether you still have breath after 100m if that, though, has zero to do with strength and everything to do with endurance.

    Given that such flaunted averages are along the line of "but men on the average are stronger", I'd say they make a piss-poor argument to keep women out. I've seen plenty of other statistics saying, basically, "but women on the average have better endurance", so that would make them on the average better soldiers then. But, as I was saying, I know better than to extrapolate from averages to individuals, so I'm not going to propose kicking the males out of the army.

    2. An even bigger factor is mental stability and resistance to mental stress. You can dig out examples from ancient Egypt and Greece wars, to Charles Martel's phalanx against the moor heavy cavalry, to Waterloo, to WW2 and the Gulf Wars where the unit that broke down and lost cohesion first got simply rolled up. And the one that stayed cohesive just a bit longer won.

    Entire concepts like suppression, shock, etc, are more based on mental discipline than on anything even remotely physical. The reason you have that SAW you mention, or a Designated Marksman, is more for suppression value than for kills. (A designated marksman ranks up there with heavy machineguns for psychological effect.)

    So judging war or military fitness by an average strength benefit, is at best misleading.

    Now I don't know if women score better or worse in that aspect on the average, but at least a (flawed) case could be made that I'd rather _not_ bet a war on a bunch of people trying to act macho and testosterone-driven. And in fact most of the military training is to make you act like a trained pro, not like a macho poser.

    3. As I was saying, the army already knows how to drill and train you into having as much strength and endurance as they need. Even if you've been a sedentary nerd all your life (I certainly had been), after a few months of drills and exercises, I was surprised myself at what I could do. Not only endurance- and strength-wise, but mobility too.

    Does it mean you'll ever be in shape to be 100% guaranteed survival or to enjoy that kind of sprint-and-drop-and-sprint routines? No, by far. But you'll be in shape enough to do it within the parameters expected from you.

    Briefly, we don't draft only the fittest athletes anyway.

    4. There are a bunch of jobs and roles in the army where you're not mainly supposed to do that. As I was saying, as an AA guy my _main_ role wouldn't be to run across the field. I'd still be expected to fight it off if the enemy charges our position, but my primary role would be to see that anything overhead comes down in flames before shooting at you guys sprinting across the field.

    More such roles in a jiffy.

    5. Historically, the USSR successfully used a _lot_ of women in the army in WW2, in such roles as:

    - pilots. And we're not talking fly-by-wire jets, but old WW2 airplanes where you might need 45 lbs pull just to turn the damn thing. (I don't know the exact number for soviet airplanes, that number's what I remember offhand for the German BF-109). They had whole squadrons of women.

    - snipers. They actually found them to be better than men at venting someone's brains from half a mile away.

    - tank crews

    - artillery or mortar crews. And let's remember that the Soviets were the first to go 120mm on their mortars. Quite a beast to haul across the field, even more so than the SAW you mention.

    - yes, some as infantry

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    1. Re:Speaking as an AA guy by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      Actually, the idea of the SAW is that its the firepower for a fire team, and it is supposed to be getting kills. Not that it really works out exactly like that every time, but thats the idea. Now I'm not saying women cant handle roles outside of direct, close with the enemy, 0311 combat, I know a lot of females who do their job just fine and can handle themselves perfectly well in a stressful situation. But, at the same time, they all finish after the men on runs and they cant do pullups(save one or two). And yes, mortars are a bitch to carry. My actual MOS is 0341(mortarman, but I'm with FAST now), I had to carry a 81 mm mortar tube(44 pounds) on top of my main pack, flak, kevlar, and m16 on the 20k hump, which anyone familiar with west coast SOI will tell you is no small feat.

    2. Re:Speaking as an AA guy by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      That post may not have been completely clear, the only point I'm trying to make is that the physical rigors of combat are extreme to the point where people who on average(oh theres that dirty word again) are stronger and faster should be the ones assigned with it. And yes, men are stronger and faster, let it bother you all you want, its still true. I live in a very non-PC world, if I don't go out on town I may not even SEE a woman in a normal day. So I'm sure you can imagine its a little odd for me to see people worrying about offending people so much here.

  99. I should have qualified that better by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    What I meant was that averages over whole populations are useless as the only value, rather than an individual's averages. Obviously, I should have made that clearer.

    To give an example paraphrasing your question, let's say the following was true: "on the average, Russians are better at chess." Would that give you any usable info on whether you should play against my coleague Igor?

    Basically, I claim that extrapolating from whole population averages to individuals is counter-productive.

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  100. But does she have a Kung Fu Grip? by HeavyDevelopment · · Score: 1

    Ironically I have met Chuck Norris in person. While he may be stronger than average, he's definitely on the short side--5'6" or 5'7" tops. This was something I didn't expect. In his movies you assume that he is at least 5'10". One hell of a handshake though. I can honestly say he has a real life Kung Fu Grip.

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    1. Re:But does she have a Kung Fu Grip? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I saw Bruce Willis at the olympics in '96 and he's not impressive at all in person, I shook Joe Frazier's hand there, I felt like a 5 year old shaking an adults hand, my hand just disappeared in his.

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  101. The counter-example is WW2 USSR by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The sad example there is the Soviet army in WW2. Whenever they liberated some of their female prisoners from the Germans, they proceeded to rape them. That's "hardwired to protect women" to you, eh? I mean, that's not even picking on the fact that they raped all German (or Romanian, Hungarian, Czech, etc, whatever was along their way, really) female between 8 and 80 years old, because, abominable at it still is, it can be (piss-poorly) justified as doing it to "the enemy". But here they raped their own russian female volunteer soldiers. It's as sad as it gets.

    From what I gather, the US Army isn't always above raping a female recruit either. Not saying it's necessarily often, but it's been known to happen before.

    Anyway, to get back to the Soviet army in WW2, they actually had quite a few women serving in mostly-male regiments too. Or such cases as a husband and wife serving as tank crew on the same tank, in an otherwise male tank brigade. I'm not aware of any data saying that those units did dumber things than the male-only regiments.

    In fact, if there were any crazy things being done, the all-female units ranked even higher. Mind you, not "crazy" as in "insubordination", but "crazy" as in "suicidally fanatical." If you thought men did suicidal stuff to show they're all macho fearless, those gals could teach you a thing or two about it.

    E.g., all-female bomber squadrons actually chose to fly without parachutes or sometimes even radio, so they can fit an extra bomb on the plane. Mind boggles. E.g., they actually pulled some stunts as cutting off the engines and gliding without any lights at treetop level at pitch-black night to release the bombs with complete surprise on the Germans. I'm a guy and I get goosebumps at just the thought of trying something like that.

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    1. Re:The counter-example is WW2 USSR by fitten · · Score: 1

      I'm a guy and I get goosebumps at just the thought of trying something like that.


      Turns you on, too, eh? ;)

      E.g., all-female bomber squadrons actually chose to fly without parachutes or sometimes even radio, so they can fit an extra bomb on the plane. Mind boggles. E.g., they actually pulled some stunts as cutting off the engines and gliding without any lights at treetop level at pitch-black night to release the bombs with complete surprise on the Germans.


      There are rarely single issues that drive decisions. Might such a decision (to fly without a parachute) also be made if the women were told that if they crashed or parachuted, survived, and were captured by the enemy they'd be subject to constant rape until they eventually were raped to death or some other such horror?
  102. Wrong Section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story should have been posted under 'hardware'. :)

  103. Michael Vick called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He wants his idea back.

    Perhaps the royalties he makes off of you will give him enough for a pack of smokes in the slammer. Wishful thinking, I suppose.

  104. PSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The above comment is anti-dairy bullshit propaganda propagated by nutjobs like PETA and PCRE. Milk is a good source of calcium. That is all.

  105. Use your brain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, us PETA nut jobs telling you to eat fish and shellfish, nice thinking there dumbass. There has never been ANY evidence EVER of dairy products being an effective means of providing usable calcium. All the studies the dairy farmers association mentions in their ads about calcium being good for you are studies where people took calcium+magnesium suppliments, not milk. They then pretend that those results have anything to do with dairy products, in an effort to sell their product. I think I will believe every scientific test and stufy ever conducted over the people who profit from selling dairy products. Maybe you should think about why you dismiss facts as "anti-dairy bullshit" propagated by "nutjobs" while believing myths with no evidence to support them, like that milk is good for your bones. "Good source of calcium" is an easy to misrepresent term, which can really just mean "has alot of calcium". Having alot of calcium doesn't make something good for your bones. You need magnesium and vitamin D too.

  106. Re:I blew those numbers away in HS - then played D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I benched 225. Squated about 350. I was 5'10", 175. I ran a 4.4 40. I played HB, CB, WR, KR, PR, and a bit of safety during my collegiate career. I also tossed a TD pass.

    sounds like I'm smaller and weaker than you. I played D-1 ball. That was 10 years ago.

    your post lacks perspective. sounds like you weren't athletic enough for the skilled positions and simply not big enough for the brute positions. you played DIII because you just weren't good enough.

    Re: steroids - yes they are everywhere.

  107. Re:Average vs. Typical by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

    ...Methinks you're going to have to act like the average and just accept it.
    Does the average just accept it? it seems these days that the average are against that thinking. Maybe not the majority but those damn vocal outliers....
  108. Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    I just can't resist posting a link to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. IIRC, Chuck Norris, Xena and Buffy all make an appearance.

  109. The problem with the statement... by GoddessOfDeath · · Score: 1

    ... is that it is not saying "even the average woman should be able to beat it", it is just saying "women", thus implying it would be amazing that any woman could beat something like it. It is the language used more than the general idea, IMHO. I am definitely willing to concede that the average man is stronger than the average woman, but implying (as I believe this quote was) that all women are weak is a tad offensive.

  110. Re:Average vs. Typical by vistic · · Score: 2, Informative

    On average, men have larger penises than women.

  111. You first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, us PETA nut jobs telling you to eat fish and shellfish
    PETA and PCRE are the most common sources of your particular brand of stupidity. Your conclusions may be different but your misunderstanding and distortion of the underlying facts is quite similar.

    There has never been ANY evidence EVER of dairy products being an effective means of providing usable calcium.
    That is false. Go search pubmed. Go to your local medical research library. Read up.

    All the studies the dairy farmers association mentions in their ads about calcium being good for you are studies where people took calcium+magnesium suppliments, not milk.
    I don't know if that is true, but if so then they should cite the studies that used milk. You really think there aren't any? Why don't you point me at all of the actual studies you've read about milk and calcium.

    "Good source of calcium" is an easy to misrepresent term, which can really just mean "has alot of calcium".
    Not when I say it. For one, I would never say "alot". I really did mean that milk is a good source of dietary calcium for humans.
    1. Re:You first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That is false. Go search pubmed. Go to your local medical research library. Read up."

      I did. I found nothing. Please cite a reference to support your claim that there is scientific evidence showing consuming dairy products leads to increased bone density and/or strength without the subjects also taking suppliments along with the dairy products.

      "I don't know if that is true, but if so then they should cite the studies that used milk."

      They can't, there are none to cite.

      "Not when I say it. For one, I would never say "alot". I really did mean that milk is a good source of dietary calcium for humans."

      Not when you say it, you are just ignorant and stupid. But others do say it with the intent of dishonestly misrepresenting dairy products usefulness to people. Milk is only a "good source of calcium" if you take magnesium suppliments along with it. An entire cup of milk contains less than 10% of your RDA for magnesium, but close to 30% of the RDA of calcium. Without sufficient magnesium your body doesn't produce enough calcitonin and calcium will not be absorbed effectively and used in your bones. This is fact, wether you like it or not. Maybe you should pick up a biochem book and learn to think for yourself instead of blindly believing whatever bullshit people with an agenda want to feed you.

  112. trophies! by rubberbandball · · Score: 0

    coincidently, a friend emailed me about this game this morning. from wikipedia, i found this part much more interesting.

    "The game also dispenses cards that rates players on their "sexual behavior", and for players who preform exceptionaly well the machine will dispence a small plastic trophy in the shape of pile of feces."

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    oh marmalade.
  113. bones flexing by Chris+Shannon · · Score: 1
    Bench pressing 1000 pounds is a situation when both muscle and bones and pushed to the limit.

    Mendelson says that when he's pressing 1,000, "I can feel my bones flexing."

    I always thought that bones would snap before they'd flex very far, even under a constant load.

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    "Follow me" the wise man said, but he walked behind.
  114. Re:Average vs. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you know that weight is not normally distributed in the United States? Did you know that obesity correlates negatively with obesity? There's no reason to assume that men or women's strength distributions are normally distributed. In fact, they probably aren't, though we'd have to look up this study to confirm it.

    And look at the GGGGGGP's argument. He said his sociology professor objected to the use of the mean as a basis for comparison. Who knows in what context the comparison was used. Most likely, the study was cited in a paper (that is, reported by a secondary resource), and didn't report relevant statistical measures. His mental retort to his professor's objection was, paraphrasing, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN AVERAGE IS?" without a clear understanding of what an average is, or how it can fail to be a good approximation, or that the social scientist writing the citing paper can have an agenda (just as he accused his professor). See: "How to Lie with Statistics".

    I will admit I don't know if the professor was right or wrong to object, because the particular circumstances were not described completely or objectively enough. On the other hand, the student's arrogance doesn't bode well for his side of the story.

  115. Re:Average vs. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll readily concede that in the popular sense of "strength", men are far stronger than women. There are men in prison who could literally rip me to pieces. These men rarely hang out with the kind of people who seriously suggest male and female strength are equal, so I suppose the egalitarians can be forgiven for their bias.

    I'll go further than conceding it. I'll vigorously defend the obviousness of this inequality. These factual matters are not a part of the mathematical point I'm making, and that several others also made in response to your post.

    "It seems like you care more about the fact that you can add conditions to a true statement to make a new, false statement than you do about reading what I wrote."

    If you haven't specified that those conditions are off-limits, then what I'm doing is called "Finding a Counter-Example." It indicates you've made an overstatement. Not a problem in daily life but certainly a problem in math.

    I'm not sure why you want the word "average" to mean "predictable center of similarity". Why not just stick to statements that are more easily defended? "Stronger on average" is just specific enough to cause problems.

    You might try "In the absence of deliberate exercise or martial training, a healthy adult male can just about always beat the crap out of a healthy adult female. That's why we have women's shelters and rape laws." This has a nice sting to it. It also doesn't require taking everything you obviously should know about statistics and shoving it up your ass.

  116. the different standards by hawk · · Score: 1

    In a sane world, the physical standards would be split into two groups, fitness and job requirements.

    The first would be different for men and women (and in many cases, by height, I suppose).

    The second would be hard and fast requirements, and if they meant that there were no female firemen (or whatever), that's just too bad.

    The speed at which a fireman runs a mile is about his health; the amount he can carry, and probably the speed at which he can sprint, are about saving lives.

    hawk

  117. In other news... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

    Milk sales reach record lows...

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    Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
  118. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

    I haven't played this particular game, but back in 1993 or 1994 I played a punching game at an arcade where you would put on a big padded glove and then punch a target with your hand. The harder you hit, the higher your score. For each level you had 3 punches and you needed to get a score over a certain level in order to beat that guy. I recall that the first level was a punk, then there was a truck then a crab then a moon.

    Does anyone remember the name of the game? I can't find anything anywhere, but I know that there is a mame rom for it.

    Anyway, I played it one time and enjoyed it, but the next time I came back a year later I had learned just enough karate to be able to hurt myself. I knew how to put more force into my punches, so I put this knowledge into practice with the machine. I set up my stance, rotated my body and threw all my weight into the punch. The result was that my wrist hurt really bad after the first punch.

    After a minute it was just a dull ache, so I figured I was fine. So, I went and played an arm wrestling game that was nearby. That hurt a lot, so I stopped doing anything with my hand for the rest of the night. It swelled up pretty bad and I ended up cradling my arm while I walked around the mall.

    The next day I got an x-ray and found that I had a hairline fracture in my wrist. Later that year that game was taken off the market because of a class action lawsuit brought on by I think 79 people (or somewhere around that number) who had broken their wrists playing that game. I wasn't one of them. I liked that game. *smile*

  119. Very Coherent Machine that is by unity100 · · Score: 1

    This Arm Wrestling Machine was recalled for breaking arms. which is just natural. There are machines that are recalled for poisoning people. You gotta respect coherent and honest machines.

  120. Re:Average vs. Typical by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Did you know that obesity correlates negatively with obesity? Ok, I've never been strong in stats, but now I'm REALLY confused!
  121. Is it the same atlus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  122. Re:Average vs. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The context was given that the statistic was "on average..." Therefore, any objection in that regard is inherently wrong regardless of distribution, because it was a reference to the average itself. The instructor's bias was also given, so I'm tending to believe the people who conduct the study, especially considering how widely average is used for statistics on strength by experts.

    It's harder to get away with bias in a peer reviewed study and as I said, this is the consensus as per the various studies in highly respected peer reviewed journals. Fine, you want to argue against consensus? OK. Even the NIH quoted statistics use averages (pasted by someone else)

    That's not the same as someone teaching a low level class. An average inherently takes into account ALL data as I said--whether or not it's meaningful is a different claim. In order for her to prove the average meaningless, she'd have to say something more than "but some women are stronger than some men"--her argument is inherently fallacious by _your own standards_. For emphasis: she was not consulting the distribution of the study as a basis for her argument either, she just assumed it was a certain way and without good cause for assumption at that.

    That said, the distribution would have to be incredibly skewed for it to be a meaningless measure. A normal distribution is not required for an average to be meaningful. Look at weight distribution. Perhaps not normally distributed, but it's close enough that it's still a meaningful measure.

    You see--even in things greatly affected by social factors, biological factors are usually still too strong to really render an average meaningless or otherwise make assumptions regarding comparisons of people randomly picked from the population. Ultimately, it IS safe to assume that if not normally distributed, a biological distribution for humans will still probably be enough such that you can see "a random person from group X is likely greater in measure than a random person from group Y."