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  1. Re:It's Ornamental! on PC in a.... Sphere? · · Score: 2

    now it can be customized to fit a decorating scheme

    I'm now free to hot glue various components to a piece of particle board and duct tape it to the wall behind the door. Now all it needs is some cinderblock and it'll fit in just right.

  2. Re:The real killers. on New Jersey Enacts 'Smart Gun' Law · · Score: 2

    You're absolutely right.

    However, my (remaining) point that cars kill more people than guns do remains.

    This whole issue gets people pissed off, but they won't admit that it's emotional. They cite figures about gun deaths and point to how logical they're being. I got a little sidetracked...

    I say, DUI is a hell of a lot more important.

  3. The real killers. on New Jersey Enacts 'Smart Gun' Law · · Score: 2

    You know, it'd be hell to try and put this sort of thing in a car.

    Yet, cars kill more people and are used in more crimes - and don't (usually) need to be used in emergency situations where they must start or other people die.

    And just think how globally opposed everyone would be to having these required in every car.

    And that is why this pisses me off.

    Take a few drunks off the road, then get back to me, thanks.

  4. Oregon Trail == OT? on Satellite Imagery Used to Trace Lewis & Clark Route · · Score: 2

    And then there was Donner Party 2000.

    Would you stuff him full of pine nuts before you roast him?

    Check the caloric gain in the manual...

    Yes. <click>

    ...Level 2!


  5. Scrapheap on Modding A Paper Shredder · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't a full-on geek have bypassed the heat sensor entirely and put a gas engine in there?

    Nitro-charged brush shredders, and then some vacuums exploding.

    That, my friends, is a well-booked weekend.

  6. Re:Packing Pea ^H^H^HPotatos on Fake Snow from Potato Starch · · Score: 2

    I was just going to ask if it's really that much of an "innovation" if I get a VCR packed in potato snow...

    Also, to head it off, it doesn't taste good. I don't think you can spice it up enough. Maybe baking?

    There should be a recipe book.

  7. Re:As I said on a previous post.... on Should NASA Try To Refute Crackpots? · · Score: 3, Funny

    My car wizard is really pissed that no one can get this straight.

    Also, he tells me that the cat I ran over last week won't last much longer, and that he needs new blood.

    Crazy old wizard.

  8. Re:misty water-colored memories on Video Game Award Show Announced · · Score: 1

    Is it an inherent quality of getting older to feel that all of the coolest shit is marketed at people younger than you?

    Nonsense!

    What about things of real quality? I mean, yeah - Kurby 40,000 probably rocks... But.

    The vast majority of non/. reading children (you know who you are) would never get a Kurosawa film. Well, maybe the 7 samurai. But only after that badassed guy lops the loud guy in half -- _SNIP_

    Your tastes are supposed to ripen, I think...

  9. Re:Americas Army on Multiplayer Games For Christmas Lull at the Office? · · Score: 2

    Don't try America's Coast Guard either. Man, they're tougher than they look.

  10. Great. on Video Game Award Show Announced · · Score: 2

    You know, I'd been saying to myself: When are we going to bow down before the voice talent?

    Thank you, Hollywood - for teaching us how to love again.

    I hope Aerosmith gets that long overdue award for 'Revolution X'. Ahh, the double-whammy of a videogame/hair-band crossover. Torgo would be proud.

  11. Other requirements: on Alternative Frequency Wireless Ethernet Devices? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It must be Open Source.

    It must look pretty.

    It can't be composed of matter.

    It can't have been thought of by a carbon-based lifeform.

    It must call me 'Capt. Studjammer' or at least 'Sir Booth Studdington'.

    Pancakes!

    24/7 always-on paradigm outside the box proactive functionality.

  12. In other news... on European Parliament: No More Ink-Cartridge Chips · · Score: 2

    HP researchers pioneer world's smallest difference engine.

    "I told you that pact would pay off," said one engineer.

  13. Troll Technology on Troll Technology (QT) Releases Scripting Language · · Score: 5, Funny

    Troll(/.) {
    case FP:
    ? FP[Rnd]
    case Soviet:
    reverse(HeadLine)
    ? "in soviet russia, $1 $2es you!"
    case Ascii:
    for (!filtered)
    ? Rand_Art
    case ReadArticle:
    restate(wrongly+inflammatoryDeclaration)
    case !ReadArticle:
    restate(wrongly+inflammatoryDeclaration)
    case Beo:
    ? "imagine a beowulf cluster of $1"
    case AYB:
    ? "All your $1 are belong to $2"

  14. Home Depot has these... on Robocoaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    They use a code -- ask for The PaintShaker!

    They'll know what you want.

  15. Tack enough clicks on there... on Amazon Seeks '2-Click' Shopping Cart Patent · · Score: 2

    ...and you could patent the internet.

    Think I'll patent 'four-clicks and above' and put a cap on this crap.

  16. Re:wouldn't it make more sense on New Software Secures Data when Owners Walk Away · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone else know more about these technologies?

    If I read you right, you're talking about passive RF stuff, like in those bigassed Honda keys.

    They use RF generated from the car (ping!) to generate just enough electricity to de/encrypt a response (pong!). Viola! (sic)

    I guess it's more like a transformer coil than RF, but what the hoo.

  17. Re:Can't help but join in... on Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10 · · Score: 2

    Maybe because John Doe is aimed at men.

  18. Put options... on When Sysadmins Go Bad · · Score: 2

    I have no idea what buying put options means, but with my "touch", the stock market is mine!

    Anyone want anything on my way up?

  19. Finally... on Linux for Home Electronics · · Score: 2

    I'll be able to use my toaster as a router, my fridge as a switch, and the bathroom sink as a WAP.

    And there'll still be lag because of the bandwidth hog ceiling fan. Yes, I know you're still rotating!

  20. Can't help but join in... on Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm scared, Dave.

    Or, if you watch Firefly:

    Well, here I am.

  21. If he'd only been a more interesting Econ teacher. on Whither America's Technological Edge? · · Score: 2

    Kids would stay in school rather than playing sick and having wacky adventures.

  22. Aww... Now they're friends... on Silkworms Spin Yarn With Human Protein · · Score: 2

    Looks like the spidergoats have some new bunkmates! Play nice you two.

  23. For those that like... on What is Human Growth Hormone? · · Score: 2

    ...the huge jaw and sausage finger look - while worrying about heart explosions, there's HGH.

    For those that use the keyboard and don't professionally wrestle, there's Ask Slashdot.

  24. Also-to-note: on Recent MSN Upgrades Causing Modem Problems? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Man, when we took MSN calls we HATED what BB used to do to people. No offence, but don't mention it to an MSN tech. They'll adjust your modem speed and give you a ticket number faster than you can spit.

    If you build a manual connex, MSN isn't going to use it unless you specify you have "another ISP".

    In the bad old days of MSN 6/7, you could repop it with CTRL-shift-F8, but I don't know if that works anymore...

  25. Why sneak? Much better. on When Theaters Make Ticket Mistakes? · · Score: 2

    there is always the option of trying to sneak in using the existing ticket

    With the right nib pen, a P can quite easily become an A... Given the right font.

    Smoke em.