My. Company. Doesn't. Pay. For. Shit. Never have. Never will.
Boss: "Help! Our App just crashed!" Me: "Will you bill my toilet paper usage?" Boss: "Umm... no... why?" Me: "Because seeing as how I'M ON THE SHITTER AND YOU DON'T HAVE A DR PLAN, I can't help you at the moment" Boss: "...But..." Me: [Click]
First the Web, then groups, then images, then froogle, then Gmail, and now.... NIGHT VISION!! ON 100,000 Linux boxes!!! NOW I CAN SEARCH THE WEB IN THE DARK!!!...oh... goggles.
1. Web content on whichever web server you already use. 2. Conent "en-masse" which you would normally want to deliver over FTP should be put on a failry secure web server, if you're worried about security. Tux would do the job as a very quick and secure webserver (an LVS cluster of like, 2-3 of these, maybe, i'm no LVS expert).
"We have determined that your Web browser and/or computer's operating system may not support the navigation system of Quantum.com. We recommend that you either upgrade your Web browser to the most recent version or use our site map to browse our site."
...I even snickered thinking that someone else besides me found @Home's troubles a "success"....Although, knowing them, I bet they'd even fail failing.
Let's examine your statement by looking at the 3 examples you gave:
NAPSTER: Used for sharing bits of data over wires, harmless. ISP: Used for sharing more bits of data over wires, also harmless. GUN: Used for killing things...
Slashdot Mirror
Instructions on using X11 on MacOS X:
Chapter 1:
Don't.
Sometimes I let slashdot fool me into thinking all the people who read/post stories/replies here are all the same kinds of geeks, like me.
It's people like you who remind me how wholly different I am from, for example, someone as shit-brained as you.
...Install PostgreSQL
.ENOUGHALREADY
People, it's called QA.
Toss his newspaper subscription and egg his car. Other than that, leave the poor geek alone.
How many people here have fucked LILO into the ground the night before a java assignment on a laptop with no floppy? anyone?
yeah. i thought as much.
My. Company. Doesn't. Pay. For. Shit.
Never have.
Never will.
Boss: "Help! Our App just crashed!"
Me: "Will you bill my toilet paper usage?"
Boss: "Umm... no... why?"
Me: "Because seeing as how I'M ON THE SHITTER AND YOU DON'T HAVE A DR PLAN, I can't help
you at the moment"
Boss: "...But..."
Me: [Click]
First the Web, then groups, then images, then froogle, then Gmail, and now.... NIGHT VISION!! ON 100,000 Linux boxes!!! NOW I CAN SEARCH THE WEB IN THE DARK!!! ...oh... goggles.
I thought the title was
"Do-It-Yourself Velcro" for a second. Must remember to sleep earlier...
Strangely though, the thought of DIY Velcro got me kinda excited... Who knew?
Thank you for the play-by-play, Mr. Madden. :|
Yes, you dolt. :|
that's exactly what it means.
Weed killer???
;)
how will i get my buzz???
the ramifications of using this product are way too much for this soul to bear.
time to "get rid" of my weed before someone else does
Yes, A blow to Sony indeed.
:|
You hit the nail on the head with that one.
I don't know how they'll ever survive this newfangled "SOLID STATE" shit you talk about.
.... I thought this was about a book called "Half Mast" describing the sadness of living with impotence. .... No offence intended.
Here's how i might do it.
:)
1. Web content on whichever web server you already use.
2. Conent "en-masse" which you would normally want to deliver over FTP should be put on a failry secure web server, if you're worried about security. Tux would do the job as a very quick and secure webserver (an LVS cluster of like, 2-3 of these, maybe, i'm no LVS expert).
OR
Use a more secure ftp server (ProFTPd).
...forgot about that.
"We have determined that your Web browser and/or computer's operating system may not support the navigation system of Quantum.com. We recommend that you either upgrade your Web browser to the most recent version or use our site map to browse our site."
That's Moz1.2 folks.
sigh...
...Me and your mom roll around naked together. ...Oh wait... that already happened. :)
"...and definitely something to dream about doing yourself."
Finally!! I get to dream about doing myself!!
I love you Slashdot!
...I even snickered thinking that someone else besides me found @Home's troubles a "success". ...Although, knowing them, I bet they'd even fail failing.
Check, yo:
My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Potato Quiches
take that!
He should've stuck to his old job:
...He was a good football coach though... we kicked ass... well, okay we never won the championship...
"Kustum Screen Printing & Embroidery"
no joke. i swear to god.
HOLY CRAP!!!! GARBY!!!!! .... man he should've stuck to his old job... ... screen printing t-shirts.
ouch!
Thank you, sir, for your whole personal experience with linux.
I, and all those around me are truly appreciative that we now have a glimpse of your entire linux distro history.
yes, you're right.
...but why would you fire at a target? for practice right? so you can fire at something ELSE.
also, most people don't shoot to "wound". they shoot to kill.
There is no King of England. Furthermore, the waco-like "we need gunz cuz the government has gunz" rhetoric is outdated and stupid.
Let's examine your statement by looking at the 3 examples you gave:
NAPSTER: Used for sharing bits of data over wires, harmless.
ISP: Used for sharing more bits of data over wires, also harmless.
GUN: Used for killing things...
try to use better analogies.
:|