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  1. Last day on Tomb, a Successor To TrueCrypt For Linux Geeks · · Score: 1

    Last day we released Tomb version 2.1

    Hyper cool, friend!

  2. Re:Thank the gods on Firefox Will Soon Show You Which Tabs Are Making Noise, and Let You Mute Them · · Score: 1

    My absolute favorite is actually when a video site has video ads

    Ads? What is "ads"?

  3. Re:The green green hills of hooooome on Don't Bring Your Drone To New Zealand · · Score: 0

    They only filmed Lord of the Rings over there because the landscape is so flat and featureless, it's easy to mark and 3D track for the later addition of CGI mountains.

  4. Re:Felons on Criminal Inquiry Sought Over Hillary Clinton's Personal Email Server · · Score: 2

    Felons are barred from running for the office of President, correct?

    If I remember the ending of Eddie Murphy's 1992 comedy The Distinguished Gentleman correctly, and I'm pretty sure I do, they are not. And I dare you to come up with a better citation than that!

  5. Re: Approach security the wrong way? No shit! on Fiat Chrysler Recalls 1.4 Million Autos To Fix Remote Hack · · Score: 1

    I remember a story about a guy who was said to have claimed that he did that. I don't think we ever actually heard the real truth of it, though.

  6. Clickbait on Four-legged Snake Fossil Stuns Scientists, Ignites Controversy · · Score: 1

    Four-legged Snake Fossil Interests Scientists, Ignites Scientific Interest

    FTFY.

  7. Re:That's not a 'glitch' ... on Skype Translate Reportedly Has a Swearing Problem In Chinese · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Redirecting 127.0.0.1 on Universal Pictures Wants To Remove Localhost and IMDB Pages From Google Results · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's clearly run by some scumbag hacker. I just went there, and he had all my files!

  9. Actually, you CAN'T do that on How Pentaquarks May Lead To the Discovery of New Fundamental Physics · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At higher energies, we can split that nucleus apart into protons and neutrons, and at still higher ones, into individual quarks

    In one sense that seems to be something you really can't do. The force between free quarks increases with distance to about 10,000N, then remains constant (no, I have no idea how this makes any sense, but it's what I read). Any force sufficient to tear two quarks apart is sufficient to generate new quarks which then bind with the "free" quarks. So you never see quarks by themselves.

    IANAP, though. Does the above really mean that if you had two free quarks separated by a kilometre or a light year, that there would still be that constant 10,000N force between them?

  10. Re:Age floor only, or ceiling and floor? on New Facebook Video Controls Let You Limit Viewing By Gender and Age · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Like when I send an email to just one email address, and every other email address on the planet doesn't receive it? It's censorship on a global scale!

  11. Shark social media on Since Receiving Satellite Tags, Some Sharks Have Become Stars of Social Media · · Score: 1

    Just ate a seal. ROOFLOL.

  12. Re:The nature of transparency on Bringing Back the Magic In Metamaterials · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I think I recall someone trying to give a brief explanation on a BBC science documentary a while ago. He drew some wiggly lines, then gave up and just said something along the lines of "...and it all just adds up to come out the way it does."

    It doesn't help when you find out things like the fact that the path light takes going from A to B is the shortest possible (in terms of time) through however many different materials are placed in its way. How does it know?!

  13. Goddammit, you just did it again! on The Lone Gunmen Are Not Dead · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was supposed to be a surprise twist, you dicks!

  14. I have the answer! (I don't really) on Giving Doctors Grades Has Backfired · · Score: 1

    When the statistics were publicized, some talented surgeons with higher-than-expected mortality statistics lost their operating privileges, while others, whose risk aversion had earned them lower-than-predicted rates, used the report cards to promote their services in advertisements."

    So just grade them on talent and/or risk aversion. The quote above implies that both are identifiable qualities.

    ^ sarcasm

  15. Re:Many will say that this is bad advice but on FTC Accuses LifeLock of False Advertising Again · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back in 2000 the company I worked for "Accidentally"

    Terrible name for a company.

    Unless it's an emergency dentist. Chipped a tooth? Call Acci-dentally on 0800-OWMYMOUF

  16. What exactly about the AC's comment are you so shoutily disputing?

  17. Re: Curious on Gmail Spam Filter Changes Bite Linus Torvalds · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Say what? on Bringing Back the Magic In Metamaterials · · Score: 1

    Your eye detects the same photons that were originally emitted by the object in question.

    Alternative proof by contradiction: your eye has a lens in it.

  19. Re:The nature of transparency on Bringing Back the Magic In Metamaterials · · Score: 1

    In reality, we now know that in transparent materials, a photon striking the surface passes some of its energy to the next molecule, releasing another photon, which does the same, etc., etc.

    IANAP, but isn't that exactly what doesn't happen in transparent materials?

    When photons (individual packets of light energy) come in contact with the valence electrons of atom, one of several things can and will occur:

            An electron absorbs all of the energy of the photon, some of which is lost via the electron dropping between non radiative energy levels and the rest re-emitted at a lower energy. This gives rise to luminescence, fluorescence and phosphorescence.

            An electron absorbs the energy of the photon and sends it back out the way it came in. This results in reflection or scattering.

    An electron cannot absorb the energy of the photon and the photon continues on its path. This results in transmission (provided no other absorption mechanisms are active).

            An electron selectively absorbs a portion of the photon[clarification needed], and the remaining frequencies are transmitted in the form of spectral color.

  20. Re:where did Stephen Hawking get money? on Stephen Hawking and Russian Billionaire Start $100 Million Search For Aliens · · Score: 1

    a) Who says he's giving any money? His name alone is worth plenty.
    b) There are other ways of making money. He's reportedly worth $20m.

  21. Re:Hawking? on Stephen Hawking and Russian Billionaire Start $100 Million Search For Aliens · · Score: 4, Informative

    He was on stage at the official launch, so at the very least he's happily lending his name of his own free will.

    Mind you, we've only got that computer of his's word for it, and who knows when that became self-aware...

  22. Anyone else underwhelmed by this "news"? on Windows 10 Will Have Screen Recording Tool · · Score: 1

    Windows 10 Will Have...

    Jarvis-like artificial intelligence? Multi-spectral facial recognition? Interial dampeners?

    ...Screen Recording Tool

    Wow. I don't think that could have been less exciting.

  23. No, they don't... on Techies Hire Witch To Protect Computers From Viruses and Offices From Spirits · · Score: 2

    Witch Says Techies Hire Her To Protect Computers From Viruses and Offices From Spirits

    Subheadline: Business Insider believes her for some reason

    FTFY.

  24. Re:Birds are not living dinosaurs, on Researchers Discover Largest Ever Dinosaur With Birdlike Wings and Feathers · · Score: 2

    Is the current scientific consensus also "wrong"?

    Scientific consensus is that birds are modern theropod dinosaurs.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Under phylogenetic taxonomy, dinosaurs are usually defined as the group consisting of Triceratops, Neornithes [modern birds], their most recent common ancestor (MRCA), and all descendants

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  25. It's a MAXIMUM of 10 years, just bear that in mind on UK Government Proposes 10-Year Copyright Infringement Jail Term · · Score: 3, Informative

    A lot of people seem to be flipping out over this without understanding that 10 years is the maximum sentence. 10 years for ripping a DVD? No, that's not going to happen. 10 years for flogging a few knock-off DVDs at the local street market? No, that's not going to happen either.

    10 years for getting hold of studio-quality raw data and selling access to it for £5 each to thousands of people, which eventually floods the market and ruins a studio's sales? That might get you on your way.