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  1. Re:Donglegate? Really? on Will Donglegate Affect Your Decision To Attend PyCon? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then she got fired for rocking the boar.

    Dude, what the hell goes on at PyCon?!

  2. Re:chicken or egg? on GCC 4.8.0 Release Marks Completion of C++ Migration · · Score: 3, Funny

    Screw that. I'm going to continue pulling people up on this one irregardless.

  3. Re:I've been waiting for this... on Twitter Sued For $50M For Refusing To Identify Anti-Semitic Users · · Score: 4, Funny

    Considering I'm equally anonymous on Slashdot whether I'm logged in or not

    That's what you think, Steve.

  4. Re:mp3 vs wav on Can You Really Hear the Difference Between Lossless, Lossy Audio? · · Score: 1

    Yes, I can hear the difference.

    At 128kbps? 256kbps? 320kbps?

  5. Re:Let's hear from the Republican side: on Apple: 75% of Our World Wide Power Needs Now Come From Renewable Power Sources · · Score: 1

    I hear they've yet to deny that they've stopped beating their wife, too.

  6. Re:Generating or just using? on Apple: 75% of Our World Wide Power Needs Now Come From Renewable Power Sources · · Score: 1

    It's not like the electricity company hooks you directly up to your own wind turbine anyway. I mean, presumably they can account it for it all and show that yes, 25% of our watts are paid for by customers who've been sold their power as "green" and yes, we've generated 25% of our watts in that way, but that's probably about it, isn't it?

  7. Re:Poorly worded title on Apple: 75% of Our World Wide Power Needs Now Come From Renewable Power Sources · · Score: 2

    It also says "needs." But the needs don't come from energy sources - the needs come from all the servers, etc, they're running. -1 Pedantic.

  8. Re:Vial infections on Most UK GPs Have Prescribed Placebos · · Score: 1

    With proper sterilization techniques

    Woah, hey, sounding dangerously Daily Mail there...

    you wouldn't get infections from vials in the first place.

    Oh. That kind of sterilization. Okay.

  9. Re:Da Big Bang... on Study Finds Universe Is 100 Million Years Older Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    And until a new model is found, lets collectively gasp at da big bang!!!

    I don't like this new theme song for the Leonard & Sheldon Show.

  10. Headline? on Google Keep Labelled "Delete" · · Score: 3

    I'm not sure if it's better to blame Google for picking a stupid product name, or the headline writer, but I'm still not sure what "Google Keep Labelled "Delete"" means - even after I finally realised that "Keep" is the product, and not a verb. Who's doing the labelling?

  11. Re:For fuck's sake, editors... on Digging Into the Legal Status of 3-D Printed Guns · · Score: 1

    Ahem. It's obviously hard to quote correctly, though :*)

  12. For fuck's sake, editors... on Digging Into the Legal Status of 3-D Printed Guns · · Score: 1

    "Defense Distributed, a U.S. nonprofit that aims to make plans for guns available [to] owners of 3-D printers, recently received a federal firearms license from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tob[a]cco and Firearms. The license doesn't cover semi-automatic weapons and machine guns, though — and there are questions about whether the legislation that defines the license really appl[ies] to the act of giving someone 3-D printing patterns. Experts on all sides of the issue seem[e]d* to agree that no clarification of the law would happen until a high-profile crime involving a 3-D printed weapon was committed."

    This is not hard. Your computer could have pointed out at least two of these errors to you.

    *this should probably be present tense, as well.

  13. Re:Block this dick from posting on Apple Yanks "Sweatshop Themed" Game From App Store · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is a perfectly workable system already in place that relies on, rather than centralised censorship, crowd-sourced moderation. Unfortunately, it's ruined by chumps who reply to to the trolls, thus bringing otherwise rapidly hidden posts to the attention of all and sundry.

  14. Re:Because the Jedi code forbids it! on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 1

    so you might say we're encouraged to love.

    You horny goddamn hippies already tried that line in the 60s. We didn't buy it then and we're not buyin' it now, dagnabbit.

  15. Re:Frightening on Cyber War Manual Proposes Online Geneva Convention · · Score: 2

    How is the last one a false flag operation?

  16. Re: Because the Jedi code forbids it! on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 4, Funny

    *force choke*

    I've never heard it called that before, but if you can't get married I guess it's the only option.

  17. Re:Perfroming them? Fine. on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody puhlease think of the younglings?

  18. Re:Read This on Ask Slashdot: What Is a Reasonable Way To Deter Piracy? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read this. Memorize it.

    I did, but now I've forgotten C++. Thanks a bunch!

  19. Re:What a headline on Krebs Hacker Unmasked, Hit Ars and Wired's Honan · · Score: 1

    There's always a risk of a blind spot when writing, because you already know exactly what you mean and once you're locked in it's hard to appreciate the alternatives. That's what the editors are (should be) for...

  20. Re: I suspect this comment was on purpose on Pierre Deligne Wins Abel Prize For Contributions To Algebraic Geometry · · Score: 1, Funny

    Math humor is the best humor.

    I don't know about that. I often find it has the power to divide a room.

  21. Re:let's start a giant math debate on Pierre Deligne Wins Abel Prize For Contributions To Algebraic Geometry · · Score: 2

    Or am I completely misinterpreting the wording of the stated Weil conjectures?

    The maths is entirely beyond me, but I'm gonna go with... yes.

  22. The video shows them flying it just above the heads of the crowd, though.

    It shows it hovering over some people. Possibly enough to call a crowd, but no indication that I can see of what kind of crowd. Could well be a product demo rather than a public area on a golf course.

    Actually, I'm not sure they should be doing that, there's no guard around the rotors on that thing, and although it won't kill you, it can definitely give you some pretty good cuts if you happen to run into it. Speaking from experience...

    Okay, now you've got me wanting to go and see golf live.

  23. What a headline on Krebs Hacker Unmasked, Hit Ars and Wired's Honan · · Score: 1

    Krebs Hacker Unmasked, Hit Ars and Wired's Honan

    It looks almost like someone had an attack of aphasia half way through writing that headline. Using a transitive verb (which could also be mistaken for a noun), especially a short one like "Hit", next to another short, and unusual word (Ars) makes for tricky parsing.

    Not only that, but:

    Turns out it may have been the same guy

    So it's okay, only the headline is potentially libelous.

  24. Re:Message from Cuba on Cubans Evade Censorship By Exchanging Flash Drives · · Score: 2

    Dear Lisa,

    As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent general Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime!

    Sincerely,

    Little Girl.

  25. Re:ultimate goal on Activity of Whole Fish Brains Mapped Second To Second · · Score: 1

    I hear the trials involve making people capitalise words for no apparent reason.