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  1. Re:SETEC ASTRONOMY box on Researcher Finds Security Holes In FAA's New Flight Control System · · Score: 2

    +1 Early 90s cult spy movie reference
    -1 Made me feel old

  2. Open to what? on "Bomb Threat" Tweet Conviction Overturned By UK Appeals Court · · Score: 1
    Can someone help me parse this bit?

    We have concluded that, on an objective assessment, the decision of the Crown Court that this 'tweet' constituted or included a message of a menacing character was not open to it.

    What is "it"? Am I missing the bleedin' obvious again?

  3. Re:No need: Become a sysadmin on Ask Slashdot - Careers In Computer Science That Keep You Physically Active? · · Score: 1

    And everyone thought it would be such a good idea to get rid of the protocol in browser address bar. See what you've done to us?!

  4. Re:Universe on Cray XK6 Supercomputer Used To Simulate Ice Cream · · Score: 1
    Okay, Captain Pedantic:

    The processing power available inside modern supercomputers isn't just able to help us better understand the universe we live in... Apparently it is also helping to make better ice cream

    First of all, there's no actual contradiction here, so the summary's not wrong - only, on first glance, a little redundant. Secondly, the supercomputer could help to make better ice cream without helping us better understand the process/the Universe (by giving us an optimal recipe without explaining why), so I would argue that there isn't even, strictly speaking, a tautology.

  5. And the non-sequitur of the month award goes to... on NASA's First New Spacesuit In 20 Years Is Its Own Airlock · · Score: 1

    That may have been good enough in the days of 14 kps modems

    ...but now we need spacesuits with ADSL?

  6. Maybe they should work on building a better camera on NASA's First New Spacesuit In 20 Years Is Its Own Airlock · · Score: 0

    Millions of dollars spent and those are the best images we get to see?

  7. Re:Minecraft computer on Ask Slashdot - Careers In Computer Science That Keep You Physically Active? · · Score: 1

    And then run Minecraft on it, obviously.

  8. Re:No need: Become a sysadmin on Ask Slashdot - Careers In Computer Science That Keep You Physically Active? · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, a programmer! http://xkcd.com/303/

  9. Re:Loophole on Washington, D.C. Police Affirm Citizens' Right To Record Police Officers · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying that the police are perfect, but the fact is that 12 members of the general public, who were probably (unless you've failed to mention that you're on the Police Complaints Commission, or something) given far more information (good or bad? They had to decide) about this event than you or I ever were, disagreed with you.

    That fact alone is evidence of serious shenanigans.

    No, that fact alone is evidence that the Crown Prosecution Service decided there was a reasonable chance of conviction. Then the jury disagreed. That's what they do sometimes.

    The simple fact that a manslaughter trial took place is not evidence of serious shenanigans - or are we to ignore "innocent until proven guilty" when something doesn't sit right with us?

  10. Re:Loophole on Washington, D.C. Police Affirm Citizens' Right To Record Police Officers · · Score: 1

    More recently, the Ian Tomlinson murder trial

    It was a manslaughter trial.

    We know different.

    Who's this "we"?

  11. Somebody call a waaahmbulance on App Developer: Android Designed For Piracy · · Score: 1
    Well, the guy's obviously a maroon, and plenty of people have already posted to that effect. I mean, I'm a bit of a geek and an occasional nerd, but even I draw the line at writing blog posts about how I like to have Photoshop set up. Ain't nobody got time for that, especially when there are $100 dollar apps to be written!

    Adobe Nav is one of several Photoshop “Remote Connections” clients provided by Adobe, and uses the public scripting API - so you could make such an app yourself, without worrying about any internal, Adobe-only magic.

    Oh, so open is good when it's convenient for you, huh?

  12. Re:More great Slashdot editing on Developer Drops Game Price To $0 Citing Android Piracy · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's minutiae.

  13. More great Slashdot editing on Developer Drops Game Price To $0 Citing Android Piracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Madfinger Games has joined the long list of developers who have recently turned their paid Android based game, Dead Trigger, to a free one.

    Just how many developers have written this one game, then? Oh, and it should be "into a free one."

    The iOS version of the game still costs $0.99 and hasn't been made free.

    Thanks for clarifying that, because when you said it still costs $0.99 I thought it might also be free.

  14. Re:100% serious.... on World Population Grows Beyond 7 Billion · · Score: 1

    You're probably already sorted on that score.

  15. Re:Fucking Muzzies on Australians Receive SMS Death Threats · · Score: 1

    Its a Muzzie wothout brains

    Yeah, you can tell by the terrible spelling and punctuation. Oh, wait...

    trying to get funds for Al-Quaida

    Is that Randy and Dennis's dad?

  16. Overthinking it? on Artificial Jellyfish Built From Silicone and Rat Cells · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'You've got a heart drug?' says Kit Parker, a biophysicist at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, who led the work. 'You let me put it on my jellyfish, and I'll tell you if it can improve the pumping.'"

    Couldn't they, I dunno, just put it in a rat?

  17. No, really? on Harvard Study Suggests Drone Strikes Can Disrupt Terror Groups · · Score: 1

    killing or capturing terrorist leaders can reduce the effectiveness of terrorist groups or even cause terrorist organizations to disintegrate

    And all this time the US military were just doing it for the lols. How serendipitous.

    Many have argued that drones/UAVs seem to be a logical weapon of war: ground troops are not needed and strikes can be specifically targeted against terror-cell leaders (so-called 'decapitation strikes). Others have argued that such attacks only fuel more anger towards the United States and the West

    Hopefully some other "others" realise that it's not a binary choice and that drone strikes can in fact do both at the same time.

  18. Re:Editors screw up again on Medieval "Lingerie" From 15th Century Castle Could Rewrite Fashion History · · Score: 2

    The first article linked to by the article says 500 years old, though whether the discrepancy in the summary is down to scrupulous fact-checking by the editor or a serendipitous cock-up is anyone's guess.

    News for serfs. Stuff in tatters.

  19. Re:English... on Ubuntu Unity Ported To Fedora Using OpenSUSE · · Score: 1

    "The general tendency within the open source community is to a whole new wheel to push your own cart."

    I think they a verb.

  20. Re:Obvious money giveaway is obvious on Obama Wants $1 Billion For "Master Teachers Corps" · · Score: 2

    What a splendid use of ignorance of parody to demonstrate a lack of sense of humour.

  21. Re:Another case of "do what i say, and not what I on Anti-piracy Group Fined For Using Song Without Permission · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all stand on the shoulders of giants ;-)

    Not me. I stand on a stack of midgets.

  22. AMA? on Rob CmdrTaco Malda AMA On Reddit · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll probably get howled out because I shouldn't be allowed on Slashdot if I don't know, but what does AMA stand for here? Against medical advice?

  23. Re:Uncanny valley on Hollywood Acts Warily At Comic-Con · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the info - you learn something new (and mind-numbingly stupid) every day.

  24. Err, yes, we know on The Web Is Not the Internet · · Score: 1

    The Web Is Not the Internet

    Did someone say it is?

  25. Re:Uncanny valley on Hollywood Acts Warily At Comic-Con · · Score: 1

    It's called soft telecine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecine#Soft_and_hard_telecine

    Any decently-produced disc should use it, since it's an instant 20% reduction in data vs. hard telecine (where the repeated fields are fully encoded). You'd have to ask Sony why the PS3 won't try to output 24fps!