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  1. Boston Dynamics' SpotMini Is All Electric, Agile, and Has A Capable Face-Arm

    You know what one word would've made that headline 20x clearer?

    "Robot."

  2. Sorry to be pedantic

    No you're not.

  3. Re:Practical value? on Computer Simulations Point To the Source of Gravitational Waves (theverge.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is the practical value of this?

    What's the practical value of you?

    Furthermore, there's already abundant evidence supporting relativity (which does have practical uses)

    It does now. What practical uses did it have when (or before) it was discovered?

  4. Re:Sometimes on Mark Zuckerberg Tapes Over His Webcam. Should You? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I normally use a post-it note, makes it easier to take off for when you actually need to use it.

    We're still talking about webcams, right?

  5. I don't get number 2 on Taking the Headphone Jack Off Phones Is User-Hostile and Stupid (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Wireless headphones and speakers are fine, not great.

    What?

  6. Re:How about requiring... on New FAA Rules Allow US Companies To Fly Drones Without a Pilot's License (faa.gov) · · Score: 1

    Permanent registration numbers readable from 100'?

    You don't think that might not be a tad impractical, given the size of most drones?

  7. Re:Same as always, politics. on New FAA Rules Allow US Companies To Fly Drones Without a Pilot's License (faa.gov) · · Score: 1

    A commercial operator must be 16 years old

    That's an annoyingly specific restriction.

    You've got one year to make it as a professional drone pilot, kid; then you're out.

    A commercial operator may not fly over people.

    I should hope not. But what about their dones?

  8. Re:I listen to a free service... on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Preferred Music Streaming Service? · · Score: 1

    It's not free, it just doesn't cost money. You have ads

    You might, but I don't.

  9. Hey Slashdot, you fucked up again on Mattel Sells Out Of 'Game Developer Barbie' (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    The link's broken. People have pointed it out already but if we spam the top level comments repeating it, it might just get fixed.

  10. Oh, yeah, good one. You've really blown the theory (which I was merely repeating, by the way) out of the water with that insightful collection of statistics and evidence and...

    Oop, no, wait a minute, you didn't.

  11. Well of course, what stupid, bigoted, uneducated moron would?

  12. Me? Definitely not on Ask Slashdot: Should You Store Medical Details In The Cloud? (caremonkey.com) · · Score: 1

    Ask Slashdot: Should You Store Medical Details In The Cloud?

    Me? Definitely not. I have no idea what I'm doing, so why would anyone give me their medical details? Crazy.

  13. Uh, really? on The NSA Would Be Eliminated Under President Gary Johnson (thehill.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What, like Guantanamo Bay was going to be closed under President Obama?

  14. We're still useful in a social sense. Grandparents can perform childcare while the parents hunt/forage.

    There's a theory that there's selection for homosexuality because gay uncles and aunts provide extra child nurturing.

  15. Re:Isn't there already a gun emoji? on Thanks To Apple's Influence, You're Not Getting A Rifle Emoji (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right. No assault emojis.

  16. Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
    Professor: Yes I would, Kent.

  17. Isn't there already a gun emoji? on Thanks To Apple's Influence, You're Not Getting A Rifle Emoji (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's already a gun emoji. Windows sidesteps the issue a bit by displaying it a cartoon raygun:

    http://emojipedia.org/microsof...

  18. a $50 Million Hack

    Wait, no, $5 million hack.

    Oop, now it's $5,000.

  19. Planety McCraterFace.

    Yep, still funny.

  20. Re: Must be a first for slashdot RTFA skimmed summ on Finnish Scientist Provides Another Explanation For The 'Impossible' EM Drive (examiner.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Photons are not really mass less. They have mass due to their enormous speed: E=mc^2

    That's an old way of thinking. These days they are treated as purely massless.

    The full version of Einstein's formula is E^2=(mc^2)^2+(pc)^2 where p is the momentum, which in photons is related to the frequency. The (mc^2)^2 bit remains 0.

  21. Thanks, Slashdot on Citigroup Sues AT&T For Saying 'Thanks' To Customers (techdirt.com) · · Score: 1

    Now "thanks" doesn't even sound like a word to me.

  22. No, Facebook is right, because... on Facebook Is Wrong, Text Is Deathless (kottke.org) · · Score: 1

    Nah, Facebook is bang on the money. Don't you all remember how video messaging made SMS obsolete?

  23. Re:Fuck the recording industry! on Pirate Bay Co-Founder Must Pay Record Labels $395,000 (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    Most mature intelligent people are perfectly willing to pay for content as long as that content is high quality and convenient.

    Well, this is true. Trouble is, very few services are as a convenient as torrents! My old ISP had a limit on daytime use - not a terrible one, but enough to put me off streaming too much. So I wanted to download overnight. The answer: torrents.

    When I got a new ISP with no daytime limits, I gave Netflix a try. Not bad. But not great. On the box I have, everything plays out at 50fps (I'm in PAL land) which means US sourced shows are a bit jittery, something I'm very sensitive too (I've worked in the TV industry so I'm picky about broadcast quality). So that's out. Ditto playing Amazon Prime video over HDMI from my laptop. And my TV isn't smart enough to connect to any of these services itself.

    Even some of the free services can't beat torrents. I use BBC iPlayer a lot, which is great (especially since they added 50fps streams). ITVPlayer, though, forces you to sit through ads. Yeah, I know, it's how they make their money - but when I can download the entirety of the show I want to watch in less time than it takes to watch just the first set of ads then... what's likely to happen?

  24. Is it Jeff? I hope it's Jeff. No-one likes Jeff.

  25. Re:An easier sollution on Ask Slashdot: Can Technology Prevent Shootings? · · Score: 1

    Police don't appear magically, instantly out of thin air.

    Didn't have to in this case; there was an armed off-duty cop in the club when it started. I don't know what happened - only that he engaged the shooter in a "gun battle" - or whether the cop made it out alive. Hopefully whatever action he took saved lives.