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Mark Zuckerberg Tapes Over His Webcam. Should You? (theguardian.com)

Remember when FBI's director James Comey was spotted using a piece of tape over the camera on his laptop? At the time, Comey noted that he started doing it after he saw a person "smarter" than him do it as well. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg apparently also puts a tape over his webcam. Zuckerberg posted an image on Facebook yesterday, celebrating Instagram's big milestone of hitting 500 million monthly active users. In the background, we can see that his laptop has a tape over the webcam, as well as something around the microphone port. From a report on The Guardian: Even experts who don't cover their cameras think they should. Why doesn't Matthew Green, an encryption expert at Johns Hopkins University? "Because I'm an idiot," he said. "I have no excuse for not taking this seriously ... but at the end of the day, I figure that seeing me naked would be punishment enough." While Zuckerberg probably does have any number of advanced persistent threats trying to break his digital security, normal people shouldn't be too complacent either. Installing backdoors on compromised computers is a common way for some hackers to occupy their time.On an unrelated note, it appears, Zuckerberg uses Mozilla's Thunderbird as his primary email client.

292 comments

  1. Light Sensor... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    I put tape over the light sensor on my laptop. Just in case it's actually a camera.

    Yes, I'm that paranoid.

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    1. Re:Light Sensor... by invictusvoyd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Someone should put a tape over Mark Zuckerberg.

    2. Re:Light Sensor... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

      I put tape over all my vents so no one can hear me on the built-in microphone either. That works, right?

      >> I figure that seeing me naked would be punishment enough

      On second thought, I'm pretty much in this guy's camp...except why are you naked in front of your computer? Are you really in that much of a hurry?

    3. Re:Light Sensor... by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, I'm that paranoid.

      To clarify, I'm not worried about a 3 letter agency using my webcam. I'm worried about a two letter department. IT. Here's why:

      • They installed Iron Port to look at my web traffic (I know you are reading this IT people). So I know they are interested in snooping.
      • The UI on Skype for Business sucks, and I might inadvertently broadcast myself picking my nose in a conference call.
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    4. Re: Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, tape is put over you!

    5. Re:Light Sensor... by mlts · · Score: 1

      I cover the camera for a very similar reason. Skype for Business is very commonly used, and it can be too easy to mash the wrong button, and wind up with people finding out that I drink ice tea instead of coffee.

    6. Re:Light Sensor... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I close my laptop & hook up an external monitor.
      No chance of me picking my nose on a skype call, or the NSA seeing what my kids are doing.

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    7. Re: Light Sensor... by bmk67 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new at this.

    8. Re:Light Sensor... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 3, Funny

      I drink ice tea instead of coffee.

      Monster!

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    9. Re:Light Sensor... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      I put tape over all my vents so no one can hear me on the built-in microphone either.

      I skip the middleman and just put tape over my mouth and nipples.

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    10. Re:Light Sensor... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Skype for Business is very commonly used, and it can be too easy to mash the wrong button, and wind up with people finding out that I drink ice tea instead of coffee.

      Or in my case, Maker's Mark at 10:30am.

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    11. Re: Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no no. Like this:

      "Een Soviet Russia, lep-top comb-pyooter browses you!"

    12. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put tape over all my vents so no one can hear me on the built-in microphone either. That works, right?</snark>

      >> I figure that seeing me naked would be punishment enough

      On second thought, I'm pretty much in this guy's camp...

      Me too. Anyone who gets a look at me naked deserves the searing of their retinas that they are inevitably going to get.

      except why are you naked in front of your computer? Are you really in that much of a hurry?

      You don't want to know. Just trust me on this.

    13. Re:Light Sensor... by mattventura · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a good point. See this. Why tape over a webcam when someone could listen to your microphone, with no activity LED, especially given that audio is far more incriminating than video? Not that video isn't a problem, but disabling video without also disabling audio is dumb.

    14. Re:Light Sensor... by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      I agree with the conference camera thing. It's super easy to forget if it's on. I didn't even know my computer had a microphone until the Jabber settings popped up with it.

      I don't even like sharing my screen. I was in a conference call getting trained on our ever-so-useful ERP system. I was taking hones notes in notepad about quirky things that needed to get fixed. I was in a bad mood, so the text file was peppered with colorful metaphors. Anyway, halfway through the training I got volunteered to walk through the process while everybody looked on. Luckily I remembered to only share the active window rather than my whole screen, but it could have easily become really embarrassing.

    15. Re:Light Sensor... by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Disgraceful. You should have a good slug in your coffee when you arrive and not touch another drop till lunchtime.

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    16. Re:Light Sensor... by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      The UI on Skype for Business sucks

      So its not just me...

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    17. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, the tape will let the sound through, just at the tape's reverb frequency. You don't have to dig the mic out though. Putting sand down the mic hole*, then taping it over works much better due to multipath and the weight of the grains of sand on the mic diaphragm.

      *--Make sure your mic is sealed to the computer case first. Not liable for sand in your case if you don't check!

    18. Re:Light Sensor... by Thelasko · · Score: 2

      The UI on Skype for Business sucks

      So its not just me...

      Every meeting someone calls in from their phone, and their computer mic gets turned on. Everyone on the call gets treated to the lovely sound of feedback while we wait for the host to figure out how to mute the mic remotely. Then we spend 10 minutes waiting for the host to figure out how to present...

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    19. Re:Light Sensor... by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ha had a lousy web conference call a few weeks back, new remote building and things weren't working so well. It was mostly audio only but at one point we wanted a picture of what was being projected so one person used his laptop as the video. Then when done he forgets to turn it off, pulls the laptop back to himself, then partially closes the lid. The camera is now pointed straight at his groin. His hands are in his lap twiddling his thumbs, tapping his fingers, clearly bored and impatient. Luckily he never adjusted himself...

    20. Re:Light Sensor... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I almost always use the external monitor. Sadly though, OSX just does not seem to make that mode work very well. It's been buggy for the last seven years. Unplug the laptop to go to a meeting and it'll rearrange and resize your windows. Plug in a projector and all hell breaks lose with the windows. Once I had windows resized to one inch by one inch, another times half the icons were moved off screen, etc. Half the time when I reboot it won't see the monitor so I have to open the laptop to type in my password.

    21. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's a good point. See this. Why tape over a webcam when someone could listen to your microphone, with no activity LED, especially given that audio is far more incriminating than video? Not that video isn't a problem, but disabling video without also disabling audio is dumb.

      It's pretty dumb of you to suggest that my mic is not disabled in tandem with my camera.

    22. Re:Light Sensor... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I hear ya, but windows is just as bad. I have 3 monitors on my laptop/dock. NEVER works right coming back after a presentation.

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    23. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, not Monster, ice tea :p

    24. Re:Light Sensor... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> Putting sand down the mic hole

      I wasn't entirely serious, but I'd suspect anyone on Slashdot would feel confident enough in their tech abilities to snip out a mic they didn't want if they really felt strongly about it.

    25. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On second thought, I'm pretty much in this guy's camp...except why are you naked in front of your computer? Are you really in that much of a hurry?

      You must not watch porn.

    26. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put a small paper bag over mine. So I guess it is the unknown camera for those 40+ age range.

    27. Re:Light Sensor... by carlos92 · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu works perfectly fine with my external monitor practically all the time, even if I alternate between HDMI and VGA, suspend, disconnect the monitor to go somewhere else, etc.

    28. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I routinely disconnect the internal microphone in my laptops when I get them. The latest is a Lenovo T400 with a built in webcam. I put black electrical tape over it. Yes, that may be paranoid, but these days is it paranoid enough?

    29. Re: Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thelasko: Please report to HR in the morning. We also installed a keylogger on your system, and "Lolita" is not an approved keyword per our company handbook and code of conduct. Thank you.

    30. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will just put videos of you up everywhere and destroy your public image. It would limit what kind of jobs you could get because people would think you are some weirdo, gay, solo, internet porn star.

    31. Re:Light Sensor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to be an alcoholic. GJ!

    32. Re:Light Sensor... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      10:30 IS when I arrive, you insensitive clod.

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    33. Re:Light Sensor... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In that case don't even think about leaving for lunch before 11:30, or people might think you're a slacker.

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    34. Re:Light Sensor... by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      >> ...except why are you naked in front of your computer? Are you really in that much of a hurry?

      Have you ever tried to masturbate with your pants on? It's damned inconvenient, I can tell you.

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    35. Re:Light Sensor... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Yup, OSX re-arranging windows is extremely annoying. Here is a simple AppleScript to "cascade" them:
      Sorry about the whitespace -- /. has a tendency to completely fuck up the indentation:

      tell application "System Events"
              set allProcesses to application processes
              set x to 0
              set y to 25
              repeat with i from 1 to count allProcesses
                      tell process i
                              repeat with w from 1 to (count windows)
                                      set position of window w to {get x, get y}
                                      set x to x + 25
                                      set y to y + 25
                              end repeat
                      end tell
              end repeat
      end tell

  2. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Zuckerberg Tapes Over His Webcam. Should You?

    Yes. Next question? Are they all this easy?

    1. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you tell when Betteridge's law of headlines doesn't apply?

    2. Re: Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No?

    3. Re:Easy by danomac · · Score: 1

      I'd rather take the laptop apart and unplug it. I still have an ancient laptop that I purposefully bought without a webcam.

    4. Re:Easy by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      yeah, he *talks* with 3 letter agencies.

      I'm very sure there's a reason he's doing this.

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    5. Re:Easy by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      How can you tell when Betteridge's law of headlines doesn't apply?

      Force the issue. Write a headline "Betteridge's law of headlines doesn't apply".

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    6. Re:Easy by Dogtanian · · Score: 2
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    7. Re:Easy by dwye · · Score: 1

      Mark Zuckerberg Tapes Over His Webcam. Should You?

      Yes. Next question? Are they all this easy?

      No. Go to the nearest sex shop, buy a lifelike-looking dildo at least porn star long, ideally something truly horselike, repaint it to match your skin tones if necessary, and mount it so that, if they turn on your camera, they become suicidally depressed if male, and horrified if female. Now wait.

      If they are turning your camera on, you will KNOW! You may be kidnapped by a soon-to-be-disappointed operative, but you will know.

  3. Sometimes by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

    I normally use a post-it note, makes it easier to take off for when you actually need to use it.

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    1. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Duct Tape, and I never removed it. I have the one that comes in black so it goes well with the laptop color. I intermittently use and external camera for conferencing.

    2. Re:Sometimes by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I use foam tape - that way it also buffers the lid, something that many laptop manufacturers have skimped on.

      For most machines, I also make sure I disable the audio drivers in the kernel, and rebuild without them. My main laptop can still be used with an external microphone through the high-def audio driver, but not through the built-in microphone that uses an intel-snd driver that isn't in my kernel. That's probably fairly good protection against being listened on, even if not perfect.

    3. Re:Sometimes by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      That's probably fairly good protection against being listened on, even if not perfect.

      I imagine some drops of superglue put directly on the microphone work. After all, the mike top has to vibrate...

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    4. Re:Sometimes by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      I normally use a post-it note, makes it easier to take off for when you actually need to use it.

      We're still talking about webcams, right?

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    5. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I intermittently use and external camera for conferencing.

      and what?

    6. Re:Sometimes by lgw · · Score: 2

      Fun with Windows: I disabled the microphone and uninstalled the driver on my laptop. No microphone was there in the devices UI. Silverlight has some debug mode where it will show you volume coming from your mic, it it was clearly still enabled.

      And that wasn't even Windows 10.

      Even on Linux, I wouldn't be surprised if the "auxiliary processor" on INtel CUs that has access to the IP stack also has microphone access, with some "power on voice" feature as a disguise for it's true purpose. There were definitely clever microphone hacks in the Snowden papers, though I'm not sure whether they were BIOS-only, or could be prevented by killing the driver.

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    7. Re:Sometimes by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Use it? There's an actual use for that camera?

    8. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a pro. There's one sensorless laptop in my command center; the honeypot one running Windows. My activities rely on workhorses pluri-multicore servers and air gapped desktops. There's no sensor anywhere. And there's pretty hardened acoustic and electromagnetic insulation. Good luck getting in.

      Laptops are for hipsters and salespersons.

    9. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A band-aid is optimal. No adhesive will get stuck on the lens. Also, you can personalize the band-aid. Mine has Hello Kitty on it.

    10. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory car analogy (car covered with post-it notes): https://www.riemurasia.net/kuva/Koristeltu-auto/51964

    11. Re:Sometimes by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I open the laptops up and physically disable the microphone, but I just tape over the camera (on the theory that I might want to use the camera someday, and I can always plug an external microphone in if needed). The strange thing is that I haven't actually needed either of those things in a decade or so.

      I'm pretty sure I never will.

    12. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi! Have a nice day!

    13. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows also has hidden devices. I'm not sure why some devices are hidden, but there is a way to enable viewing them in the device manager. I discovered them when I noticed there was an extra virtual network device on my computer, but it didn't show up in device manager. A bit of digging on Google let me know what it was for and how to show the hidden devices in device manager (though I can't quite remember right now).

    14. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just don't talk to my computer.

  4. A-Team Style by jittles · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was a kid, there was an episode of the A Team where they took a Polaroid picture from the perspective of a security camera and then put that picture in front of the camera lens so it couldn't see them. Just do the same thing but with a print out of goatse or something.

    1. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Are you trying to attact page views to your laptop?

    2. Re:A-Team Style by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      "I love it when a plan comes together".

      I suspect, however, that a relatively small amount of image processing will reveal that trick. A mirror, angled at 45 degrees from the camera, might be a better solution.. .

    3. Re:A-Team Style by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's the microphone I'm worried about. At least the camera usually has an LED so you can see it is on, but there is no way of knowing if the microphone is active. It's also harder to block - tape helps but won't completely stop it hearing ambient sound. Also, microphones have been demonstrated as a way to secretly communicate without generating suspicious network traffic, using ultrasound.

      The only way to be sure is to open the laptop and unplug it.

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    4. Re:A-Team Style by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, there was an episode of the A Team where they took a Polaroid picture from the perspective of a security camera and then put that picture in front of the camera lens so it couldn't see them. Just do the same thing but with a print out of goatse or something.

      Goatse... Zuckerbug nude... Hacking his camera is it's own punishment!

    5. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU!! I now have a good excuse for having that goatse poster in my family room.

    6. Re:A-Team Style by bazmail · · Score: 1

      Ha I remember that. But the photo began to dip as the wire holding it wasn't strong enough. I dont even remember who the bad guy was or if it was a Colonel Decker episode. I only remember the photo/cctv part.

    7. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magic Camera gives you a virtual webcam driver that can be fed from a video file (or from your actual webcam with effects added, but that's not what we're talking about here). Disable your webcam driver and set Magic Camera up looping the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video, and you're golden.

    8. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can always remove/disable the device driver. More fun would be to create a virtual ALSA input that synthesizes random noises or just speaks out random numbers.

    9. Re:A-Team Style by macxcool · · Score: 1

      That's what I do in my Lenovo. I'm running the i3 window manager and I've configured an indicator in my i3 bar that shows whether the driver is loaded or not and I have a hotkey that loads/removes said driver. Works great for me.

    10. Re:A-Team Style by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      It's the microphone I'm worried about. At least the camera usually has an LED so you can see it is on, but there is no way of knowing if the microphone is active. It's also harder to block - tape helps but won't completely stop it hearing ambient sound. Also, microphones have been demonstrated as a way to secretly communicate without generating suspicious network traffic, using ultrasound.

      The only way to be sure is to open the laptop and unplug it.

      Most of the webcam malware can actually disable the LED indicator for the camera. Apparently it's not fully hardware based. Kind of ridiculous really.

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    11. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just do the same thing but with a print out of goatse or something.

      If anybody hacked my home PC, all they'd see is me fapping. That aught to be enough.

    12. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all of the camera LEDs are actually inline with the camera. This means that the camera and LED can operate independently of each other.

    13. Re:A-Team Style by houghi · · Score: 1

      If the device does not work, your OS might not able to use it. That does not mean it stopped working.

      Oh and another thing: speakers can be used as microphones pretty easy.

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    14. Re:A-Team Style by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      just speaks out random numbers

      Tempting, but then you discover that someone has hacked it to read out the decimal value of kernel memory as its random number source.

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    15. Re:A-Team Style by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

      Switched to i3 a few years back (previously fluxbox, dwm, and maybe a few others). Fantastic WM!

    16. Re:A-Team Style by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You can always remove/disable the device driver. More fun would be to create a virtual ALSA input that synthesizes random noises or just speaks out random numbers.

      Or transmits continuous death metal. I'm thinking maybe the "None So Vile" album by Cryptopsy.

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    17. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goatse IS my family room!

    18. Re:A-Team Style by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      My Lenovo P50 for work came with a microphone, even though I specifically unchecked that in the equipment requisition form. I didn't even know it had one until I was dicking around with Jabber trying to figure out why the plug-in mic wasn't working. Ironically, if I try to use the built-in mic and speakers, WebEx gets a terrible feedback loop. I have to mute (deafen?) the mic when others are talking, and mute my speakers when talking. Luckily both can be controlled with physical buttons, so it's not too big of a PITA.

    19. Re:A-Team Style by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      It's the microphone I'm worried about. At least the camera usually has an LED so you can see it is on, but there is no way of knowing if the microphone is active. It's also harder to block - tape helps but won't completely stop it hearing ambient sound. Also, microphones have been demonstrated as a way to secretly communicate without generating suspicious network traffic, using ultrasound.

      The only way to be sure is to open the laptop and unplug it.

      Plugging in an empty 3.5 mm plug connected to nothing might switch in circuitry from the built in Mic to the non existent "plugged in" Mic

      I wouldn't count on any software fix that disables something. That can be worked around with the right software.

    20. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha I remember that. But the photo began to dip as the wire holding it wasn't strong enough. I dont even remember who the bad guy was or if it was a Colonel Decker episode. I only remember the photo/cctv part.

      They stole that idea from a movie called "Black Belt Jones" from the 1970s

    21. Re:A-Team Style by lgw · · Score: 1

      No You want Mary has a Little Lamb, played on some kids' squeaky musical instrument. With one note wrong. Over and over. That's the fate the snoops deserve.

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    22. Re:A-Team Style by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Just add a looped video of yourself picking your nose.

    23. Re:A-Team Style by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That aught to be enough.

      You're a very noughty boy.

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    24. Re:A-Team Style by idioto · · Score: 1

      It seems like you might already know how to fix that feedback loop or at least intrinsically what is happening, and though I can't speak so much to specific, ideal PC audio or WebEx configurations, I thought I might offer my take. It's such a common problem that perhaps attributing it to the vendor(s), etc., might make the problem appear less general than it is or that a better solution was not possible.

      The feedback occurs when the microphone/input "picks up"(hears) the speaker/output that is amplifying/receiving the microphone in close proximity. In your use case, however, there's no reason for your computer's microphone to be routed to speaker at the same time: it would be distracting to hear yourself through the speaker likely and it creates feedback issues obviously. The solution is to change your audio settings somehow, hopefully within WebEx, if not possible there then at the System level, and if there's no system utility that will help you, look for a 3rd party tool (I've used Virtual Audio Cable on PC with success but found it lacking/difficult/overpriced compared to Soundflower which is awesome/easy/free which is what I would use on the Mac when confronted with the same issue). With either of these utilities the concept is the same, being able to create virtual audio routes between programs and devices so it's not such an all or nothing proposition where audio signals are implicitly going to the same place. I'd be surprised though if this major conferencing software doesn't have this implemented though, so I should probably start rambling, the world has bigger problems.

      Anyhow, there has to be a way to not hear yourself, but sometimes it is more of a pain on the PC, at least if VAC is the best thing. If there's a will there's a way though so if anyone is so challenged and wanted a cheap guide, I just burned some minutes typing this. Adios amigos!

    25. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. Camera + bandaid = problem solved. Microphones require more drastic intervention. How do you disable the mic if you can't even open the box without causing damage?

    26. Re:A-Team Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wouldn't work on most laptops I suspect. The days when plugging something in physically disconnected the speaker circuit are gone. For example my laptop has one socket that can act as a mic in, line in or headphone jack, auto detects when you plus something in and asks what it is before proceeding.

    27. Re:A-Team Style by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      At least the camera usually has an LED so you can see it is on, but there is no way of knowing if the microphone is active.

      You should not trust the LED. It is software controlled. You may assume that if you MIC is hacked to listen to you, that the LED can be set to remain off while you are being recorded. A software light on your PC is meaningless once your computer is controlled by someone else.

  5. Unplugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I physically disconnected the camera on my laptop.

    Then I walk around with a phone with who knows how many cameras and mics.

  6. Microphone? by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    But does he cut the wires to the microphone on his computer?

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    1. Re:Microphone? by burni2 · · Score: 1

      Especially that microphone that is on the same board as the webcam.

      I choose to remove the whole board ;)

    2. Re:Microphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a lightweight. I cut the wires to the microphone on my phone. And the camera. My mom says it's hard to hear me when I call, though.

    3. Re:Microphone? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      The original commentary on the picture I read about claimed that there was tape over the mic as well.

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      Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
    4. Re:Microphone? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      My mom says it's hard to hear me when I call, though.

      Wait, you actually make calls with your phone??

  7. Tape over your keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you're so worried about someone stealing audio/video off your laptop then why bother to type or click anything with it... I would assume that keylogging would be much simpler to implement.

    1. Re:Tape over your keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Zuckerberg just does not want his company to collect the video feed from his own machine just as it does from the other FB users. It is much harder to deny video capture than it is to pretend that he did not write something.

    2. Re:Tape over your keyboard by TroII · · Score: 1

      They call it "Windows 10."

  8. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like totally paranoid this guy is so lame srsly tinfoil hat conspiracy theories rolf. Let's all laff.

    -- Totally not NSA employee

  9. The question you shlould ask is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AND WHO THE FUCK CARES?

    1. Re:The question you shlould ask is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously do, or else you wouldn't be in such a rush to show everybody how fashionably apathetic about it you are.

    2. Re:The question you shlould ask is... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

      You should care because Fuckerberg knows a thing or two about invading people's privacy. If he himself is worried about his, you should be about yours.

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    3. Re:The question you shlould ask is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think AC above asks an important question. No one cares about hacking the camera on my laptop. If someone happens to see me walking around without a shirt on, they'll wish they hadn't. On the other hand, Zuckerberg and Comey are high value targets. If their laptops get bugged, recording the audio and video from them might produce some very interesting results.

    4. Re:The question you shlould ask is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^^THIS^^^^

      99.99% of us are not interesting enough for someone to want to hack our computers and record audio and video.

    5. Re:The question you shlould ask is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^^THIS^^^^

      99.99% of us are not interesting enough for someone to want to hack our computers and record audio and video.

      Keep believing. This kind of meme was designed precisely to target people like you.

    6. Re: The question you shlould ask is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That number is actually right around 50%.

    7. Re:The question you shlould ask is... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You should care because Fuckerberg knows a thing or two about invading people's privacy. If he himself is worried about his, you should be about yours.

      I would imagine most Zuckerberg hackers wouldn't give a shit about him the person, unless he's got some really, really juicy secrets to blackmail. Listening in on some boardroom conversation to know what company Facebook will acquire next to cash in on the stock market, on the other hand...

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    8. Re:The question you shlould ask is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he himself is worried about his, you should be about yours.

      On the contrary, if he is worried and I am not, I win.

      Have we become such a culture of slavish celebrity worshipers that we aspire to their problems without even enjoying their privileges?

  10. Meh, I won't bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm using Linux, so it probably doesn't work, anyway ;)

    (serious: I suppose this actually IS possible on Linux, but any cases in the wild?)

    1. Re:Meh, I won't bother by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I'm using Linux, so it probably doesn't work, anyway ;)

      (serious: I suppose this actually IS possible on Linux, but any cases in the wild?)

      I'm guessing that there may be one of two people who got their camera to work on Linux. But not much more than that. ;-)

      I don't suppose you remember the fun of trying to get ISA sound cards working under Linux? Half the time it was a struggle with Windows.

    2. Re:Meh, I won't bother by houstonbofh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm using Linux, so it probably doesn't work, anyway ;)

      (serious: I suppose this actually IS possible on Linux, but any cases in the wild?)

      Not too likely. Most people can't get their own camera to work properly on Linux. ;) If some malware does, Skype should hire him!

    3. Re:Meh, I won't bother by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I have been running Linux on my laptops for many years now. While in the older days there were sometimes problems getting the stuff to work (due to driver issues), it's been a long time since this was an issue.

    4. Re:Meh, I won't bother by Zeroko · · Score: 1

      I hacked the PS4 camera firmware to get it to work with my apparently-buggy USB 3.1 controller card. You still have to unload & reload the driver every time you want to use the camera (or even change resolution or frame rate), but it does work. Sometimes. (I suppose I could have hacked the USB controller's firmware instead, but it does not seem to be reloaded every time it powers up the way the camera's is.)

    5. Re:Meh, I won't bother by Centurix · · Score: 1

      Mostly thanks to This Guy

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      Task Mangler
    6. Re:Meh, I won't bother by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Oh, my camera works. But Skype can't see it half the time...

  11. Net Worth: 35.7 billion USD by slacka · · Score: 1

    If I had a net worth of 35.7 billion USD, then yeah. Until I make a bill, I'm just fine without any tape. I run Linux and keep my OS updated. Lot easier, more valuable targets out there.

    1. Re:Net Worth: 35.7 billion USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't look through Zuckerberg's camera. They can look through yours. Whatever you have in your pockets is more than they can get from him. 0*35.7 billion is 0. Also, you can't put up a fight. Zuckerberg can.

    2. Re:Net Worth: 35.7 billion USD by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      (1) They won't know if you're valuable until after they crack your system.

      (2) It doesn't matter if you are more vulnerable than the guy down the street, it matters if what you are believed to have justifies the expense of cracking your system.

      (3) A lot of this is done for lulz, not money.

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  12. "Privacy is no longer a social norm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -Mark Zuckerberg

    1. Re:"Privacy is no longer a social norm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      -Mark Zuckerberg

      Ironically stated by the financial elitist who made his fortune convincing a billion humans to hand over their privacy...

  13. Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by hwstar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A switch needs to be added to laptops and tablets to electrically turn off the microphone and camera by removing power to them. We can't trust software to do this, so it shouldn't be in a menu as a soft function.

    1. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Could you trust the switch? With all the reports coming in about backdoors found hardware, I am not sure one could actually trust a switch these days, unfortunately.

    2. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by TFlan91 · · Score: 1

      If a laptop had a mechanical switch on the side to turn off the camera like most do for WiFi, I would eventually trust it.

      And by that I mean, if this feature is advertised as a way to deny any TLA from snooping, then security-wise people will let us know if it works or not.

      That's good enough for me, until, I'm sticking with the tape. .. or you can go Edward Snowden on your phone/laptop like in that recent VICE episode.

    3. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Espectr0 · · Score: 2

      a simple cover such as the ones used for camera lenses would be even simpler to do, no wiring required

    4. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      My new laptop doesn't even have a physical switch for the WiFi antenna.

    5. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Millennium · · Score: 1

      That only gets the camera, though, not the microphone. For that you really would need a switch.

    6. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Per: http://nerdfever.com/webcam-with-privacy-shutter-mute/

      The right way to do this is a knob that turns a cam and slides a shutter in front of the lens.
      It should have four positions:

      Off – shutter blocks lens, cam opens a switch that electrically disconnects the microphone
      Audio only – shutter blocks lens, cam closes mic switch
      Video only – shutter away from lens, cam opens mic switch
      On – shutter away from lens, cam closes switch

    7. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While a switch would be useful, I'd prefer a more physical solution.

      A lens-cap or something similar doesn't just block power, but physically obscures the device without leaving sticker-glue residue on my laptop.

      A similar hard-shell for your microphone would not go amiss. My headset lets the boom-mic swivel up into an alcove in the ear piece (logitech g630).

    8. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the camera notification LED is also hardware.
      but in some cases, a firmware update or turning off some power rails via software can still turn it off.
      its complicated stuff.

    9. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Check out the Librem tablet from Purism. It is the first tablet with privacy kill switches to shut the webcam, microphone, data connections, cellular data and GPS in hardware. http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/mark-zuckerberg-puts-tape-webcam/story?id=40040340

    10. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not a shutter, like cameras used to have back in the old day?

    11. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a laptop had a mechanical switch on the side to turn off the camera like most do for WiFi, I would eventually trust it.

      This could be arranged. Lets put one mock-up switch just for show to ease your fears, while the real circuit remains beyond your intervention ability.

    12. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      If a laptop had a mechanical switch on the side to turn off the camera like most do for WiFi, I would eventually trust it.

      This could be arranged. Lets put one mock-up switch just for show to ease your fears, while the real circuit remains beyond your intervention ability.

      He's talking about a mechanical switch, something that physically obstruct the lens. With that said, 1st world solution. Put a band-aid over it.

    13. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The wifi switch is not hardwired. It goes to an IO pin on the wifi board (pin 19 of the PCI-E connector, IIRC). Depending on the rfkill action programmed in the hardware, the radio will be: always on, always off, on with this pin is low, on when this pin is high.

      Test it for yourself. Switch off the wifi and then run (on linux):
      rfkill unblock all

      After a few seconds you will have a wifi connection with most hardware.

      PS: It is possible the wifi led on your laptop will not go on, but the connection will likely work.

    14. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, mechanical switches, like Librem has done: https://puri.sm/

    15. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Most of the time, the camera LED (which, increasingly, doesn't even exist) is controlled by software. It's very easy to turn the camera on and keep the LED off.

    16. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by funwithBSD · · Score: 1
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      Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
    17. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Well if you got a TLA (three letter agency) after you maybe not. But they're hardly the only threat agent and you can't retrofit a hardware off switch with a hack... so depends?

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    18. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

      My Asus EeePC laptops had a mechanical latch which simply blocked the camera: http://liliputing.com/wp-conte...
      Of course this does not silence the microphone.

    19. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like the "close door" button they have in lifts? Aka a disconnected device to make people feel better?

    20. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by antdude · · Score: 1

      How do we know the switch really work especially for microphones? :P

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      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    21. Re: Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, the 15" version didn't have wired Ethernet. If they fix that, I'll buy one.

    22. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that switch hardwired to the power for the wifi/bluetooth? It's not in my experiance.

      There is often an option in software to have that switch turn off wifi and bluetooth or just one or the other... which means it's software controlled.

      You want a physical switch, this is it:
      https://www.amazon.com/Webcam-Cover-Laptops-Pad-Devices/dp/B004Z0XSY6

    23. Re:Laptop and tablet makers need to add a switch by Toshito · · Score: 1

      Then it's not hardware.

      A real hardware notification led would be connected to the power lead to the camera, and light up when there's current flowing to the camera. Simple as that.

      Just like a real hardware power switch to the camera should be a simple switch cutting the current to the camera.

      Sadly real hardware switches, pots and selectors are going away, replaced by software driven knobs and buttons. Those are very slow to react, unreliable, and you can't trust them to do what they're supposed to do (because software can be manipulated).

      --
      Try it! Library of Babel
  14. The only thing I have in common with him by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Insightful
    No, not the webcam thing. I'm apparently more careful with my webcam and my software than he is.

    it appears, Zuckerberg uses Mozilla's Thunderbird as his primary email client.

    I've been using Thunderbird for a long time now. Before that I used Netscape Communicator (which looked a lot like the usual setup for Thunderbird). If he's smart enough to use Thunderbird then maybe he's not completely awful.

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    Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
    1. Re:The only thing I have in common with him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's only smart enough to be using Thunderbird, that means he's not smart enough to be using FossaMail

    2. Re:The only thing I have in common with him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he likes it he should sponsor it, since Mozilla is leaving it for dead. It's not like he can't afford it...

  15. Normal in our time by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have been doing that for years, that's what the Chiquita Banana stickers are for.

  16. Psychological manipulation by axewolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This story is utter manipulative bullshit. Propaganda.

    The story encourages people to irrationally displace their urge to take action by suggesting an easy act of resistance.
    It basically tries to delude people into thinking they are in any way resisting mass surveillance by encouraging them to engage tangibly with the idea by covering up their camera when not in use, or at least imagine that surveillance can be resisted by such simple and pointless measures. It's a blatant psychological trick.

    You should not feel better about your privacy because you tape over a camera. Even if video data of you is being collected continuously most of that information is completely worthless compared to everything else that with absolute certainly is being collected and processed.
    Of course the important video data would come from when you are actually using your camera....try covering it then....

    You should be absolutely OUTRAGED that this kind of toxic thinking and blatant psychological manipulation is being shoved in front of your face if you have a single basic unit of free will and intelligence.
    But then you should also be organizing into independent unions and threatening to strike to cripple the economy until the appropriate referendums can be held to abolish mass surveillance and tyranny in general. But hey, that takes a lot of confidence in your perception of society. I guess you're excused from your duty to your family, your community, and your country because you let your self esteem get worn down to nothing by constantly deferring to "experts" on every matter.

    1. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Snowden's suggestion, and take it to heart - just wave your genitals in front of the camera frequently every day. Take THAT, spooks!

    2. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a moron? A billionaire uses electrical tape to cover the transducers on his shitty laptop. What does that tell you? He's in bed with the Obama govt and admitted it, and he knows all devices can be remotely enabled by those behind the curtain. Whether that be for industrial espionage, govt agencies, or foreign nations; it doesn't matter. Go and visit a doctor, you're clearly deranged and deluded, and tell them you're a complete twat that needs locking up. I shudder to think returds like you may vote when you're old enough.

    3. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear you !

      But the sheeple simply won't care until it's far, far, too late. Their cages are comfortable and they get a little morsel every single day !!!

    4. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Enough privacy theatre, already!

    5. Re:Psychological manipulation by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      If my wife's laptop (with a camera) is open, even in hibernate or off mode, I close it.

      Not because I'm worried about mass surveillance but because I know there are ways for individuals to gain access to these devices.

      I'm not worried about what they might see, but the creep factor of the 1 in a million chance someone gains access to the camera without me knowing is worth the tiny effort to block the view.

      --
      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    6. Re:Psychological manipulation by axewolf · · Score: 2

      and you are totally missing the point....you're being misdirected to care about something that doesn't matter at all instead of the complete and blatant destruction of your freedom

    7. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think GPs point is if you really think it's that bad that you need to tape over your camera, why do you think they'd stop there for surveillance?

    8. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL

      Because a piece of tape on the camera and closing the lid now and then completely eliminates any other possible caring about other issues.
      Yup, certainly sounds all-consuming to me.

    9. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This story is utter manipulative bullshit. Propaganda.

      The story encourages people to irrationally displace their urge to take action by suggesting an easy act of resistance.
      It basically tries to delude people into thinking they are in any way resisting mass surveillance by encouraging them to engage tangibly with the idea by covering up their camera when not in use, or at least imagine that surveillance can be resisted by such simple and pointless measures. It's a blatant psychological trick.

      You should not feel better about your privacy because you tape over a camera. Even if video data of you is being collected continuously most of that information is completely worthless compared to everything else that with absolute certainly is being collected and processed.
      Of course the important video data would come from when you are actually using your camera....try covering it then....

      You should be absolutely OUTRAGED that this kind of toxic thinking and blatant psychological manipulation is being shoved in front of your face if you have a single basic unit of free will and intelligence.
      But then you should also be organizing into independent unions and threatening to strike to cripple the economy until the appropriate referendums can be held to abolish mass surveillance and tyranny in general. But hey, that takes a lot of confidence in your perception of society. I guess you're excused from your duty to your family, your community, and your country because you let your self esteem get worn down to nothing by constantly deferring to "experts" on every matter.

      But then a post-it *does* add another layer of safeguard.

    10. Re:Psychological manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try, NSA!

    11. Re:Psychological manipulation by kriston · · Score: 1

      The only reason the director blocked the camera is because it's required to not have recording devices in secure locations.

      They will block the camera and sometimes press needles into the microphones. If the laptop or device is required to be in the secure facility most of the time then they will physically remove the circuit boards that hold the cameras and microphones and put a label on the device somewhere noting that the devices have been removed. They may also remove or cut the traces to the BlueTooth and WiFi circuits, too.

      Zuckerberg is making a gratuitous assumption about something he saw. He is being fooled if they told him it was for any sort of "personal privacy" reason and actually believed it.

      I think it's interesting to observe how so many people assume he is so incredibly much smarter than anyone else and his random assumptions and beliefs are automatically some kind of amazing fact.

      --

      Kriston

  17. interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    a person who thinks there should be no such thing as privacy for the rest of us values his own , there should be a word for that!

    1. Re:interesting by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      There is: billionaire.

  18. That's why! by downright · · Score: 1

    Thats why the Zuckerporn is so blurry!

  19. Been doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the last 5 years after I noticed the laptop camera status light came on for less than a second...
    Since then I have been using a Logitech camera for Skype and other software. The Zeiss lens is way better, the angle is wider, and the microphone is also better. I remove it when not in use.

  20. Already failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does no one point out the fact that for anyone to be watching your webcam or listening to your mic your computer is likely already infected by malware. In other words, if tape is stopping someone from watching you you have already failed.

    1. Re:Already failed by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Because it's like using gloves in a biology lab. If it contacts your skin your aseptic technique has already failed...

    2. Re:Already failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Why does no one point out the fact that for anyone to be watching your webcam or listening to your mic your computer is likely already infected by malware. In other words, if tape is stopping someone from watching you you have already failed.

      I don't get how having another layer of defense is "failed". I'd call it "prudent".

      It's like those people who don't wear seatbelts because they won't get into an accident. Yeah, no.

    3. Re:Already failed by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Nobody's going to see anything through my laptop's camera that would bother me to get out. It'd be way dull.

      If somebody can do it, though, they can probably look through my personal files, and there is stuff there I'd rather wasn't public knowledge. They can likely intercept my passwords, and I really don't want that happening.

      So, I see no reason to tape over the camera.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  21. BUT.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gawker claimed he's "paranoid as fuck" for doing this. So.. ya know, case closed.

    The bigger story here is this is indisputable proof that Zuckerberg dances naked in his open plan office.

  22. Asus laptop by phorm · · Score: 2

    My desktops generally don't even *have* webcams on them unless it's deliberately attached for a particular event. My laptop has one built in, but Asus was nice enough to give many models a little sliding plate/door which covers the camera. When you want to conference, just slide the plate off.

  23. I put tape. by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Just to be sure, and to avoid hidden web cams too, I put tape over my private parts

    --
    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    1. Re:I put tape. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And you pay someone to rip the tape back off again? I really don't like some of these day spas.

  24. I've Been Doing This for Years by twmcneil · · Score: 4, Funny

    When people ask me why I put making tape over my camera lens, I reply "Because I'm smarter than you."

    Yeah, I'm an asshole.

    --
    "The ferrets, they're every where I tell you!"
    1. Re:I've Been Doing This for Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When people ask me why I put making tape over my camera lens, I reply "Because I'm smarter than you."

      I might say that too, but the real reason there's tape over my webcam is because I telecommute in my underwear.

    2. Re:I've Been Doing This for Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people ask me why I put making tape over my camera lens, I reply "Because I'm smarter than you."

      Yeah, I'm an asshole.

      You are an asshole, and you are an asshole who can't spell "Masking" tape.

  25. Zuckerberg is NOT smarter than Comey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Implication rejected.

  26. Alternate solution by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of taping over my webcam, microphone and whatever - I came up with the brilliant idea to cover MYSELF in tape all over, before I use any computer. That way it does not matter if I use some other computer where I have forgotten to tape over the webcam.

    I'm not hardcore about it though, it's not like I use the camo duct tape, just the normal stuff.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Alternate solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of taping over my webcam, microphone and whatever - I came up with the brilliant idea to cover MYSELF in tape all over, before I use any computer. That way it does not matter if I use some other computer where I have forgotten to tape over the webcam.

      I'm not hardcore about it though, it's not like I use the camo duct tape, just the normal stuff.

      A tinfoil hat would really complement the outfit.

    2. Re: Alternate solution by bazorg · · Score: 1

      I prefer wearing a balaclava and always keep a black flag behind my desk with "lore ipsum..." text written in Arabic.

    3. Re:Alternate solution by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I don't care if governments intercept my thoughts, those I post freely anyway!

      I just don't like sketchy Russians/Chinese dudes checking out my personal style.

      --
      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  27. Whose camera is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's both good and bad. There's a certain practicality to it.

    But it means that you think "your" computer isn't yours; that you've assumed it's reasonably likely that your computer is running hostile software. That may be true, but if you think it's the case, then how/why use that computer at all? You're trusting that computer with lots of things, not just the sights within its range.

    Once you start thinking in terms of "this computer should be less powerful, because it's my adversary" then I think you've strayed from sanity. You should be thinking about how to change the computer's allegiance, not reducing its capabilities. A camera that works for you is unambiguously a good thing, unless you don't even trust yourself.

    I would never do this on a laptop or desktop, because I make sure those are mine. But my phone? Yeah, I know that's not fully mine. (But someday that'll change. It's an important goal.)

    1. Re:Whose camera is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there are no computers you can trust, that certainly applies to software and increasingly to hardware.

      We as a society simply does not have the ability to make secure software, sad but true.

      Creeps like ZuckFace and various TLSs and CorpRat entities deliberately sabotaging things doesn't help either

    2. Re:Whose camera is it? by Keybounce · · Score: 1

      But it means that you think "your" computer isn't yours; that you've assumed it's reasonably likely that your computer is running hostile software. That may be true, ...

      You're just two days early. Now, we've got the courts ruling that you have no expectation of privacy on your computer so the FBI can freely hack away with no warrant.

      https://yro.slashdot.org/story...

      I wish I was joking.

  28. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next question.

  29. This isn't about government surveillance by Solandri · · Score: 1

    It's about how ridiculously easy it is for hackers to pwn your laptop and watch you over your webcam. The "community" that does that sort of thing has become pretty sophisticated in their tools.

    Yeah the government could be watching me too. But while I oppose that on philosophical grounds, I don't personally do anything that might interest the government. Hackers OTOH are less discriminating, and it's easier to just eliminate the possibility of compromising pictures or even blackmail by covering the camera with some tape. The 1 cent it'll cost you is the cheapest insurance you can buy.

    1. Re:This isn't about government surveillance by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Spying is spying. It doesn't matter one bit to me whether or not the spying is being done by the government, companies, advertisers, or overt criminals. Attackers are attackers. All of the things you need to do to minimize the security risk are identical regardless.

    2. Re:This isn't about government surveillance by kriston · · Score: 1

      It's not about government surveillance. It's because the FBI director needs to bring his laptop into secure facilities which require such things to be disabled and/or covered up. It's easier to have an easy-to-see thing over the lens than to have to certify that the camera is disabled.

      --

      Kriston

  30. Perspective may be required when... by CaptnCrud · · Score: 1

    exercising precautions like this. Case in point, the director of the FBI, Zuckerberg, ect. are high profile targets, whereas jim bob every person is not.

    I get that its possible, but for a normal person is it really probable? Unfortunately opinions like this reinforce what I like to call the "Im more important than I actually am, so I need to worry about x" effect. Like when people go over-board on safes, alarms, weapons...and those items literally become the most expensive things they own.

    Everyone likes to believe they are someone important...someone worth robbing/hacking/extorting from...but the truth is you're probably not worth a crooks time...at least not the extortion from images kind.

    I guess what im trying to say is sometimes stuff like this really comes off like fear mongering as opposed to genuine good practical advice. You want good practical advice on linux/windows/mac? Always create and use a secure, locked down account to surf with and never use your admin account for anything but software installs, that should take care of 99% of normal people's concerns.

    1. Re:Perspective may be required when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Targeted attack on my person? Generally unlikely.
      However, nowadays you can easily and quickly become the (temporary) target of many. For example, let me say that gamergate is just a bunch of whiny loser kids that do not respect women -- boom, some sickos out there would instantly love to find something to hurt me or my partner.

      Now, consider on the other hand the cost of an inch of scotch tape.

  31. I put tape over my iPhone by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Seriously, do you actually think we can't get into your computers?

    We can even drive your cars.

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    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
  32. No need to by the_humeister · · Score: 4, Funny

    I run FreeBSD on my laptop. I don't have camera drivers on this thing!

    1. Re:No need to by rosencreuz · · Score: 1

      I was exactly thinking about this. I also use Ubuntu on MBP and don't have drivers for the PCI webcam. But does that mean I'm safe? I mean, is it possible to bypass the drivers theoretically?

    2. Re:No need to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need. Your newly infected MOBO and/or device firmware uses its own driver.

    3. Re:No need to by DarkTempes · · Score: 2

      Someone who has that level of access to your computer could certainly install drivers themselves.

      And if it runs an Intel or AMD chip then you probably have remote management hardware/firmware inside your processor that can operate outside of your operating system and, at least to some extent, while your computer is "off".
      Theoretically that's all very secure but blocking light from entering the lens seems like a low effort high reward security practice.

      If you think I'm spouting nonsense about the remote management stuff then look up presentations by people like Igor Skochinsky (HexRays/IDA) and Joanna Rutkowska.

    4. Re:No need to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I run FreeBSD on my laptop. I don't have camera drivers on this thing!

      hackers could still write a driver and install it just to look at you...

      hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha oh bsd...

    5. Re:No need to by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Your newly infected MOBO and/or device firmware uses its own driver.

      Can you please extract it and send it to the FreeBSD guys.

  33. I have an indicator in my i3 bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an indicator in my i3 bar that checks if the webcam driver is loaded and a hotkey that loads and unloads the driver when I want. That way I know when my webcam is disabled.

    1. Re:I have an indicator in my i3 bar by ledow · · Score: 1

      Years ago, before the miniaturisation of all this shit, webcams used to have a hardware light that lit up when the camera was active. Even on laptops.

      Rather than software that can't possibly detect if another driver's been used to power the hardware, without all the hotkey/taskbar junk (if they're on your machine already, they can do anything, including disabling your hotkeys or rendering them irrelevant).

      Yet again, some tiny, simplest, cheapest-possible-piece of hardware is excluded in favour of software that does a worse job (oh, just YET another thing running in the taskbar and reading your keyboard constantly for hotkeys, along with the wireless driver, the bluetooth driver, the printer driver, etc. etc. etc.).

  34. Oops by tsqr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Posting to undo a bad mod

  35. Do this -- and support the EFF at the same time! by Sir+Holo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Go get 5 re-place-able and very opaque stickers for a $5 donation. I keep one on my webcam. To boot, it looks classier than a post-it; it lasts forever; and it advertises for the EFF -- a worthy cause.

    Go here to get your own set of camera covers.

  36. Other OSes ? by SurenEnfiajyan · · Score: 0

    Are non Microsoft OSes also affected?

  37. Linus Torvalds uses a secure OS. Should you? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    If your security is bad enough that other people can access your devices, then you probably have bigger problems than people seeing your junk.

    --
    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    1. Re:Linus Torvalds uses a secure OS. Should you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think your OS can protect you from low-level backdoors built into microcode and firmware, you have bigger problems than worrying about whether or not people see other peoples' junk.

    2. Re:Linus Torvalds uses a secure OS. Should you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torvalds ditched Linux?

    3. Re:Linus Torvalds uses a secure OS. Should you? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I agree that microcode/firmware can be a problem regardless of the OS. Nevertheless, the more general issue remains: if someone has unauthorized remote access to your machine, they might do a little more than just take photos.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    4. Re:Linus Torvalds uses a secure OS. Should you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please enlighten us about this secure OS he uses. Considering that little chat he had with the US govt.

  38. What about a microphone? by houghi · · Score: 1

    A camera is also a thing that can easily pointed to elsewhere. It is very limited in what and when it can see things. So if you are doing something it should not see, you better just turn it in another direction. That way you are more aware that you ARE being watched and not think all is well.

    What is worrying is the microphone. We all know that search engines can understand what we are saying. What about the rest? How do YOU turn off you microphone?

    Do you trust the software or do you open your device and de-solder the internal microphone if there is one, like on most laptops. And what about the one on the most used device, your phone?

    --
    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    1. Re:What about a microphone? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      A camera is also a thing that can easily pointed to elsewhere.

      My laptop camera is fixed, always facing the same direction of the screen. It's not possible to point it away from me and still use the laptop.

      What is worrying is the microphone.

      I physically disable mine by unplugging (if possible) or cutting (if not) the leads going to it. I have never seen a need to use a soldering iron, as every laptop I've had has leads that can be disabled. If I find one that does not, then I'd desolder it.

      I don't disable the microphone on my phone, for obvious reasons, but I do root it and install a firewall that prevents any TCP/IP traffic from entering or leaving my phone without my explicit permission. It's not a perfect solution, but security always involves a compromise convenience/utility -- and that particular compromise is one I find acceptable.

  39. Re:Do this -- and support the EFF at the same time by q4Fry · · Score: 1

    I came here to shill the same link.

  40. Problem fixed by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Post it. Been there since, well, since I had a webcam on my laptop. You want to spy on me all you will see is "a suffusion of yellow".

    --
    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  41. I normally use a post-it note
    Same here - cut down to an appropriate size. Though I originally used electrical tape.

    I've been taping them over since they started being standard equipment on enough laptops that finding a laptop without one when looking for one that could run linux crimped the selection.

    (If they'd had a switch I might have trusted it - though that would be foolish. Since they don't the choice is easy.)

    I

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:Sam by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      They used to come with a covering tab at one point. Even a light when the camera was on. Not anymore.

    2. Re:Sam by lgw · · Score: 1

      If they'd had a switch I might have trusted it - though that would be foolish.

      My TV has a camera. The camera has a switch. The "switch" is to rotate the camera so that it points at the ceiling (and also becomes hidden behind the screen, instead of an ugly lump). That's the only approach I trust.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    3. Re:Sam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question that I have is this: why does Your TV have a camera? Do You watch TV or does the TV watch You?

    4. Re:Sam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question that I have is this: why does Your TV have a camera? Do You watch TV or does the TV watch You?

      In Soviet Russia... you know.

    5. Re:Sam by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      My ancient Asus laptop has an ON/OFF switch that physically covers the lens with plastic. Do all laptops now require you to put tape over the damn thing? It's like the telescreens in George Orwell's 1984.

  42. Tape won't work forever by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    At some point the cameras will be pixel sized and be part of the screen.

  43. No by mark-t · · Score: 1

    But then I also don't use OSX or Windows, and I do not ever directly open email attachments, or download and run random shit I find on the web, so I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be worried

    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here are just a few things for you to be worried:

      -Infected web servers using your a vulnerability in your web browser (or a dependency) as a way into your computer.
      -Man in the middle attack: any node between you and a web server (router, switch).
      -Sophisticated bug in your open source OS or software added by some trusted but in fact malicious coder.
      -Infected firmware in your computer.
      -Silicon level back door in critical chips of your computer.

      Absolutely nobody who uses computers can be sure that nobody is listening.

  44. Could you shim your own video source? by swb · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't someone come up with a virtual video camera device that could be fed whatever input you wanted (video files, stills, etc) and tell your camera-enabled software or OS that this was the "default" video camera or just outright disable the physical camera device.

    1. Re:Could you shim your own video source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      v42loopback (kernel module)

      https://github.com/umlaeute/v4l2loopback/

    2. Re:Could you shim your own video source? by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Question of the day.

      --
      We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
  45. I don't know why Zuck worries by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    I only turn it on when he makes a FB status update via the app. Legit.

    --
    A 'singular oddity' is an event that cannot be explained and only happens when you are alone.
  46. Zuckerberg and Thunderbird by Danathar · · Score: 1

    If he likes Thunderbird so much, maybe he should sponsor its development with a little bit of that wad of cash in his pocket now that Mozilla.org is looking to jettison Thunderbird to the curve. He probably would make back in interest on his cash horde the paltry amount that it would take to keep Thunderbird alive and developed..

    1. Re:Zuckerberg and Thunderbird by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      No! He'd just ruin it.

    2. Re:Zuckerberg and Thunderbird by m-kirkcaldie · · Score: 1

      A moot point - it's not Thunderbird, it's Cisco AnyConnect: https://twitter.com/topherolso...

  47. dadada by mopower70 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I should take my security concerns from a man who uses "dadada" as his password? Yeah, no thanks.

    1. Re:dadada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Da.

    2. Re:dadada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, Zuckerberg wrote a PHP script when he was a college kid, that totally makes him a technical wizard.

  48. Facebook pawned? by kefa · · Score: 1

    If Zuckerberg's laptop is pawned (despite access to the colossal might of Facebook's security dept) can we safely assume that Facebook itself is fully pawned?

  49. Standard practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes , this has been a standard practice since forever for all persons who have a technical background in (computer)electronics technology . These people all know what is possible with electronics and software since the dawn of electronics. That is why i never have any mic's or cams attached to any computer. And even then your speakers could be used to act as micro's to listen to your every word spoken. It's the same tech, and can be used for what it is not designed. This is not paranoia , it is common sense. Smart-tv's with build in cam and mic ? Never... It's all to easy for techsavy people (engineers mostly) to abuse everything. Let's not mention portable phones which are a true pest for everyone's privacy, believe it or not (i suggest you do).

  50. Tape your cell phone too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of people seem to forget that.

    captcha: laughs

  51. EFF Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    handy stickers just for the purpose, for a small donation:
    https://supporters.eff.org/sho...

  52. Should I? Wrong question: by Venotar · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer to know: how long before laptop oem's include a built in twist opening webcam lens cover, like some of the Cisco IP Phone's use (thinking of the CP-8865)

  53. Education by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    I believe I once heard that people like Zuck, Gates, Jobs etc. don't let their kids have smartphones, tablets, social media accounts etc. or severely limit the usage of such (and television) to a very limited time each day. No citation, obviously, but it would be nice for someone with the inclination and time to try and find out how much of this statement is true.

    Which would probably say much more than some jewish dude taping over his cam.

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    Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
  54. Fox Mulder does but not his Smartphone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the X-files (season 10) you'll notice that Mulder happily waves his phone around without covering the camera but on his laptop he has a piece of tape over the webcam, so what's with laptops and smartphones getting different treatment. I'm genuinely interested.

  55. One Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not buy laptops with built-in webcams, as they are unnecessary. I also open them up and remove the microphone (since it's impossible to get a laptop without one). If I need to use a microphone I can plug one in.

    Guess what, I also turn off my home router when I am not home actually using the Internet, and I also turn off all of my other computing gear when I am not using it. Nothing is left on for someone to pry at while I am away.

  56. At the risk of sounding too tinfoil-hat... by Millennium · · Score: 1

    Would it be a good idea to stick a small piece of aluminum foil under the tape? Not a huge amount, just enough to cover the lens. It might not even have to stick out from under the tape.

    I ask this because not all Webcams have good infrared filtering, and tape by itself often lets IR through. Aluminum foil should theoretically take care of that. But do modern built-in Webcams still have IR filtering bad enough to even make this necessary?

    1. Re:At the risk of sounding too tinfoil-hat... by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Don't know about IR, but gamma and X rays definitely go through tape and can be picked up by the camera sensor, effectively turning the smartphone into an improvised Geiger-Mueller counter...

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  57. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've taped over the webcam (or not plugged one in, in the first place) ever since 1996. The problem is that even if you trust absolutely everything, all it takes is one time for you to forget it's on and your private bits are on the internet, and you can never take that back.

  58. Wait ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Wait, do you not?" - Sterling Archer.

  59. it is strage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't help myself, but it looks kind of strange to me. Why did he covered camera with white tape and microphone with black tape? It looks like he want us to see it. Does someone else have such weird feeling about it? ...Sorry for my $hitty english.

  60. Comey's Real Intention by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    FBI's director James Comey was spotted using a piece of tape over the camera on his laptop

    Comey just doesn't want the NSA spying on him. It's a vicious circle.

  61. i go the other way by superwiz · · Score: 1

    i make the point of appearing naked in front of any cameras i have in my home which i know to be off. if someone is recording without my knowledge, at least they'll suffer.

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    Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  62. What webcam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I specifically order hardware without any webcam. This has several advantages:

    1. Less cost
    2. Better privacy
    3. Better features from the external cam when I need one

    As for the microphone... One snip does the trick.

    And after all that, my phone gives me up with the added bonus of GPS coordinates.

    1. Re:What webcam by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It probably costs more to special order a computer that doesn't include a common consumer grade peripheral. Not to mention there has to be different SKUs, and different plastics to deal with the hole, even if it is merely fitted with a plug.

      your points #2 and #3 are spot on though. But I wasn't able to disable my microphone without pulling the laptop completely apart, which it resisted doing, the hinge gave me so much trouble that I gave up and put it back together.

      Who uses a laptop microphone anyways? they sound horrible and pick up tons of background noise. Totally worthless to have on a laptop. I'd trade that webcam and microphone for a design with an extra USB port!

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  63. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "On an unrelated note, it appears, Zuckerberg uses Mozilla's Thunderbird as his primary email client."

    Why so many 'unrelated notes' below the summary?

    We are perfectly capable of derailing the discussion ourselves without prompting from the editors....

  64. His computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes people think that's his computer anyway? He is at Instagram HQ. In open office. With bunch of books on the table.

    I would say it's more likely that he was at Instagram HQ to take the picture and found a good place to take the shot. Someone else was sitting there, so he just moved away for a bit to let the CEO have his picture taken.

  65. Usually not helpful by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

    Most laptops have an LED next to the camera to tell you when it's on. So far as I've seen, they're connected at the hardware level (yes I've investigated this deeply in trying to work around a Linux power management bug). So if a piece of malware activates your camera, they'll just get a quick glance of you taking action appropriately.

    --
    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    1. Re:Usually not helpful by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Good luck spotting a quick flash of the cam LED when malware is taking just a picture of you with that camera; esp. when you're not looking...

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    2. Re:Usually not helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most"? Maybe a decade ago that was true. I don't remember seeing a single laptop with that kind of LED in recent years though. Phones and tablets also don't have LEDs next to their cameras to show when they're active, which is probably what lead to laptops dropping that feature as well.

    3. Re:Usually not helpful by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen the LED comes on at least half a second before the camera is usable, and there seems to be a shutdown delay as well, so I don't think it would be possible to take a pic with the LED only flashing on so quickly that you wouldn't spot it.

      --
      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    4. Re:Usually not helpful by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Yes, this. I just inventoried the half dozen laptops that are near me right now, and not one of them has a camera LED.

  66. microphone by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    The camera isn't particularly worrisome to me, but the microphones are. And it's really hard to reliably disable the built-in microphones on laptops, phones and tablets.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    1. Re:microphone by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Check this paper..., and you'll be even more worried.

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      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    2. Re:microphone by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I remember when you could send FM radio broadcasts with an old VGA monitor.

      I used to work for a start-up that wanted to beam files and things to tablets and phones using audio. The amount of data packed into the short tone was similar to what you could fit into a QR code, enough for a base URL and UUID. Adding lots of redundancy for forward error correction made it less efficient in terms of bitrate, but you could deal with going through compression and filtering like during a phone conference.

      All this makes me miss IrDA beaming. It was a lot easier to share stuff between PDAs than it has been between phones. Which is silly because the screen + front facing camera would potentially make a simple bi-directional ad hoc link between two phones that are physically near each other. Bluetooth, NFC and WiFi are definitely better for range and bandwidth, but it's so troublesome to setup temporary connections between two specific devices using those. (NFC is actually pretty good, but when I upgraded to the newer model of my phone the hardware was dropped)

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    3. Re:microphone by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      All this makes me miss IrDA beaming.

      I think that I actively miss IrDA streaming at least once a month. It was so much more convenient for rare, transitory communication needs than Bluetooth or Wifi.

    4. Re:microphone by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should try to jam the signal by listening to very loud music.
      I'm sure that as long as it is for security, your neighbors will have no problem with it.

  67. Do what you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really want to see a fat, middle aged guy playing Minecraft or CSS or looking over star charts then feel free to try to hack my cam. I can just send you a selfie for the same purposes as there's really nothing worth seeing.

    1. Re:Do what you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [marketing spybot from Unscrupulous-Corp]:
      According to data extracted and analyzed from the mark's webcam/mic, optimal marketing strategy includes aggressive solicitations of the following.

        -wide frame accommodating furniture and clothes (see: Muumuu, beanbags)
        -high caloric food and beverages (mark has demonstrated preference for brands X, Y and Z)
        -computer peripherals (replaced regularly due to excessive use, finger grease, and Dorito dust)
        -astronomy posters or other astronomy themed bling
        -minecraft posters or other minecraft themed bling

      Mark's phone number e-mail and home address listed here.

      Other names, phone numbers, e-mail, and addresses, that could possibly be friends/relatives/business associates interested in purchasing a gift for mark listed here.

      Activities that the mark engages in that may be a matter of shame, illegal, or otherwise abnormal that can be used to pressure mark into a further sales listed here.

      Begin robo-calls now. [program ends]

      Nobody wants to look at you, that is true. However, there are plenty of folks that would like to use you. The more they know about you, the easier it is to take advantage of you. No, I'm not calling you Mark, I'm calling you a mark, a sap, a sucker, etc.

  68. Can I just say .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lenovo 12-80401 ? has a cover built in, best webcam that I never leave plugged in!

  69. rofl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only had a mic on my computer. Already removed it lol...
    Tho I use linux.

  70. Silicon Graphics Zeye 1.3 by Catmeat · · Score: 1

    The old-school Silicon Graphics web - the Zeye 1.3 - had a little blue plastic shutter to cover the lens. Picture http://www.retrotechnology.com...

  71. I don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: I consider myself quite paranoid. I have a PhD in Cryptography and I've been involved in IT security for many years now. Still, I don't tape my webcam. Basically because of the following:

    If your OS is compromised to the point that someone can turn on your webcam, that is the last thing you have to worry about.

    Seriously, think about it. I would be much more worried about people reading my emails and recording my passwords and keystrokes than being caught watching porn or picking my nose. Even the microphone is a worse threat IMHO. Without considering that probably the best way to take picture of you is by compromising your phone camera - and that one doesn't really make sense to tape, as long as you care about taking pictures.

    That said, well, I keep my laptop closed all the time and I use it mostly as a desktop, connected to an external monitor :) and the external USB webcam I have is constantly pointed to the ceiling unless I need it.

    And of course I would really like to see an hardware switch for the microphone and webcam.

    1. Re:I don't by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      What you say is true, but my counterargument is that multiple layers of security are always desirable. Let's say you've locked down your laptop but someone manages to hack in and install malware anyway. It would be very nice if the malware was as limited in effect as possible between installation and your discover of it.

  72. Use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The drivers for the microphone and camera won't work.

  73. True with our company laptops by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    I work for a worldwide corporation. All company-issued laptops not only have the webcam taped over, the drivers are removed from the system.

    I tape over the webcams at home too.

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    Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  74. USB Webcam ftw, or is it? by Nyder · · Score: 1

    I have a usb webcam that stays unplugged unless I need it.

    But then, i have 2 tablets that have cameras & mics on it.

    Fuck.

    My 3DS has a mic & cameras on it.

    Fuck.

    I don't have enough tape.

    --
    Be seeing you...
  75. So? by djbckr · · Score: 1

    Why should we really care what Zuck does? Do what's right for you!

  76. Is That MacOSX? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least he's not using Windows 10 Spyware Edition.

  77. Post-It Security Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did a contracting gig at HSBC and helped move over 30% of the office staff to work from home (so the company could sell off real estate and make it easier to layoff people), very common site on the laptops that came in from women was a piece of yellow Post-It note placed over the camera. Half of the cameras didn't even work due to Lenovo's shitty X-series build quality, but that's a different matter.

  78. Linux isn't secure without GRSecurity patched kern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux isn't secure without GRSecurity patched kernel. ... and the linux kernel devs and the grsecurity devs do NOT get along.

  79. If you know what you are doing... by paysonwelch · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, if you know what you are doing you will have purchased an enterprise grade laptop and opted not to have the camera and microphone installed because said manufacturer (Dell of course) knows that you may need to work in high security environments.

  80. laptop design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why laptops don't come with build in option to manually close camera and microphone?

    1. Re:laptop design by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      The true and honest answer: because that increases the build cost by a fraction cent, and when you're making millions of something, those fractions add up. Manufacturers realized that removing the shutters did not effect sales, so away they went.

  81. Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Mark Zuckerberg, David Schwimmer and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a bar.

    The bartender says "Did you all get fired or something?", and they say "No".

    So he asks "So, did a relative die?", and they say "No".

    "Well, did your team lose?" "No!".

    "Well what's with all the long faces then?"

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  82. Re:Should I? Wrong question: by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Never. They stopped putting physical shutters over the cameras to save a fraction of a penny, I can't see them adding something even more expensive than that back in.

  83. well DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't use tape, and your computer is hacked and you LOSE!

    Use tape and your computer DOESN'T get hacked, and you've lost NOTHING!

    Use tape and your computer gets hacked, and you WIN!

    So tell me, you mostly sad remnants of a Slashdot audience, what does logic tell you is the conclusion of the above FACTS? And why is the ordianry person told (especially by organs like Slashdot) to ignore such logic? No wonder Slashdot's masters want to stop teaching algebra to American school students. The dumber the sheeple the better.

  84. The light is not always hard wired to function wit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The light is not always hard wired to function with the camera.
      On my old Sony, the light could be completely disabled depending on the driver I used.

  85. Tape on glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having tape on your glasses used to be one of the true signs of the nerd. Apparently that has shifted to tape on your webcam as the nerd spoor.

  86. not smarter, but I did it years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put a piece of paper towel over the web cam, held with a piece of electrical tape over the back of the laptop.. No goop on the screen or camera lens. Camera is blocked.

    Your phone can spy on you too so I guess they get a good look at the inside of my pocket.

  87. Re:Do this -- and support the EFF at the same time by MBasial · · Score: 1

    Thank you -- that got me to do it. :D

  88. Camera in screen. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    A year or two ago I saw a description of a "telescreen" variant on an LED or LCD flat display. Some of the pixels in each cluster were light sourcing, but some were light-sensing. They had individual lenses, like an insect eye, spaced very slightly differently from the pixels themselves so the field of view fanned out appropriately (say, for a virtual viewer's eye being located a couple feet behind the screen).

    The result is a flatscreen that is also a camera. Handy for videoconfrencing, as looking at the image on the screen also means looking at the camera. Handy for construction: No separate camera needed, simplifying construction and reducing the amount of non-screen bezel around the screen.

    Impossible to put a piece of tape over it, though. You'd have to intercept the wiring or install your own code.

    Even intercepting the wiring might become impossible, as the signal both ways could be encrypted under the guise of video copy protection. Cut the inbound wires and the screen stops displaying, too, while the encryption makes it effectively impossible to separate the inbound video from the inbound side of the outbound video's DRM handshaking.

    Tivoization makes software tweaking almost impossible. Things like Intel's AMT's management engines, or AMD's equivalent means even if you could replace the software you're still hosed.

    Add a piezo (or other MEMS device) sensor to detect the flexing of the screen and it's a microphone, too. Orwell's telescreen is created.

    (Heck: You could make it a drop-in replacement for a NORMAL screen and the spooks could install it on a laptop that DOES have a camera and microphone for you to cover up. Use the official ones for the user features while reserving the screen for the clandestine and the victim thinks he's shut it off while the spooks gleefully watch and listen.)

    The 1984 scenarios may be a few decades late. But now we HAVE the technology!

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  89. News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a new idea to some people? This has been done for years, for basically as long as laptops and cellphones started coming with cameras.

  90. Laptop with no camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With so many people taping these cameras it seems like more laptops should be made without cameras.

  91. 2 cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont buy shit with a web cam built in and you dont have to deal with it-tho that means no Xbox and smart tv

  92. Can't care about what he is doing with his stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But using a real email client, instead of following all those sheeple that use a web browser for that, now that would give him my respect, for the first time...

  93. it's cheap solution for a little peace of mind by mezcalhead · · Score: 1

    I had a discussion once with a friend who has both a Masters and PhD in electrical engineering. He was working at a company and told me that they had technology for 'eavesdropping' that he would've thought was technically impossible before working there. I'm not surprised by someone using tape and no longer think it's paranoid to use it.

  94. No, you shouldn't have to by allo · · Score: 1

    No need to do so, if you only run trusted software. If you need to fear that something uses your webcam without your permission, you have bigger problems than the webcam.

    And the webcam is boring. What do you expect to see when secretly recording? Some grimaces of the user, who doesn't know he's filmed. Maybe you see him naked. Very thrilling, because there are no naked people on the internet!

    The problem is the mic. While an image of you is utterly boring, your conversations are very interesting. And taping the mic is hard, if you want to make sure that no sound gets in anymore (as some programs may better reconstruct your words from a low sound than you would expect).

    So the mic is something, where it may be a good idea to cut the cable and buy some usb mic for when you need it. It has better quality anyway.

  95. Yes by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    You should tape over the camera on your laptop and on your phone. There is no reason why these peripherals should not be connected through a physical switch on your devices.

    I do not know why such devices do not exist. You can imagine that people do not care enough for manufacturers to do this. But then you see and read about all the people who are doing this and wonder why manufacturer's do not target this section of the market. I for one, would consider a phone with this option to be more valuable than the typical one without this privacy option.

    I suspect it is much easier to eavesdrop on devices that do not provide and audio/video on/off switch. So what market are these manufacturer's targeting?

  96. Sufficient (I think) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duct tape (with a foam backing) over the camera

    Physically disabled the in-built microphone (either cut a few wires, or soldering gun, or physically destroy the diaphragm)

  97. Yes especially while you're watching Pr0n by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

    You might think no one wants to see that but...
    Probably they just want to take stats of when and how often.

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  98. Software isn't enough to protect your cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had tape over my camera for years ever since there used to be a sub reddit just listing live streams of hacked web cameras. Even if you aren't a celeb, people might just do it cause it's each to do.
    The tape thing eventually started to leave gunk all over my web camera too, so I invented this web camera cover. It's flat so it won't block your laptop from closing, and really easy to add on. Here's a link to the product page: http://cambaid.com/cambaid-product