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Facebook Is Wrong, Text Is Deathless (kottke.org)

Facebook is seeming shifting its attention to video -- first by allowing people and publishers alike to upload videos on the social network, and then by Facebook Live, with which people are able to broadcast themselves to their friends and followers. Recently, an executive with the company said that Facebook will be probably all video in five years. "The best way to tell stories in this world, where so much information is coming at us, actually is video," Nicola Mendelsohn, who heads up Facebook's operations in Europe, the Middle East and Africa said. "It conveys so much more information in a much quicker period. So actually the trend helps us to digest much more information." Tim Carmody, a reporter whose work has appeared on Wired, and The Verge among others, makes a strong case for texts, and why it is always going to be here. He writes: Text is surprisingly resilient. It's cheap, it's flexible, it's discreet. Human brains process it absurdly well considering there's nothing really built-in for it. Plenty of people can deal with text better than they can spoken language, whether as a matter of preference or necessity. And it's endlessly computable -- you can search it, code it. You can use text to make it do other things. In short, all of the same technological advances that enable more and more video, audio, and immersive VR entertainment also enable more and more text. We will see more of all of them as the technological bottlenecks open up. And text itself will get weirder, its properties less distinct, as it reflects new assumptions and possibilities borrowed from other tech and media. It already has! Text can be real-time, text can be ephemeral -- text has taken on almost all of the attributes we always used to distinguish speech, but it's still remained text. It's still visual characters registered by the eye standing in for (and shaping its own) language.

189 comments

  1. I'll believe text is dead... by tekrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll believe text is dead when facebook replaces their logo with a video. And not a video *of* text. In the meantime, there's lots of text on facebook, whether they like it or not.

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    1. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      They like it.
      They like any activity that gets you in view of their advertisers.

      And as soon as people get tired of video's, they'll be pushing text again.

      Facebook's push for video doesn't mean their platform will never ever be able to do anything except video ever again, it's just about meeting current market demands.

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    2. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by lucm · · Score: 2

      My first instinct would be, people won't post as much if it's all video, because they often post from public places and they would be too self-conscious to talk out loud about personal stuff when surrounded with strangers.

      But then I realize that people have no shame in taking selfies and suddenly I can tell that Facebook guy is probably right. Remove inhibitions and what's left is the path to convenience, and it's a lot easier to speak than it is to write.

      Only roablock is search, and you can bet there's busy bees all over the world trying to solve that.

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    3. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I think putting ads in videos seems less intrusive than having big blocks of text in the middle of the page that either a) We've trained ourselves to totally ignore or b) is so large that the S/N of the site drops lower than it inherently is.

    4. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I'll believe text is dead when PC keyboards are abandoned for cameras, and PC ROMs no longer implement ASCII, but instead have native video codec support.

    5. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Text is dead they say - LONG LIVE TEXT!"
                              - Pete Townshend

    6. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by tripleevenfall · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When I click on a link for a news story or some other item which seems interesting and it turns out to be a video, I click the back button instantly.

      Video is a stupid medium for this. It's a devolution. People started getting their news -for example- online, because you get what you want instantly, you don't have to sit through a long broadcast to find the items you're interested in.

      The point of digital media is supposed to be instant quick access. Not to mention how annoying video is and how it's rare that any video in your FB timeline is something you actually want to see.

    7. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't tell Facebook this; I really want to see them push this all-video strategy, and ASAP too.

      Hopefully it'll finally get everyone to abandon that POS site, turning it into the next MySpace.

    8. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by infolation · · Score: 1

      PC keyboards (keyboards attached to PCs) have been abandoned for cameras (selfie-stick attachments) which double as games consoles and phones.

      People don't type about where they are or what they are doing. They just take photos of themselves and post them. Their friends' replies are emotes enacted by illustrations of kittens.

      Facebook are being 100% perceptive about where this is headed.

    9. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came to post the same thing. I hate when an "article" is actually a video. It's not quicker, it's much harder to scan for the important information. Plus the narrator in my head sounds like whomever I want, never has an annoying voice.

    10. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      What is this... P... C... thing you speak of?

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    11. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. I have zero interest in watching a five minute video just to get the same content I could read in thirty seconds.

      On top of that, usually when I want to check the news, I do so from work; kinda rude to my coworkers to have some random whiny news anchor blathering on in the background (when it even works, since they block most major video hosts to save bandwidth).

      And FWIW, this applies to a million other gratuitous uses of video as well, from tech tips to video game walkthroughs to DIY/HowTo guides. It has gotten so bad that I wish I could just have "-youtube" included by default in all my Google searches, since I need to add it half the time anyway.

    12. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      The problem with text is that it's cheap to host. If all that you're sharing is text then you have enough data in a cheap mobile contract to share it with pretty much anyone who is interested. If you're sharing pictures, then a typical home broadband connection has enough spare upstream bandwidth to share them with pretty much anyone who might be interested (unless you 'go viral' or are DDoS'd). If you're sharing video, then you really want to host them in someone else's connection (unless you're one of the lucky people with 100Mb/s symmetric fibre to their house). That's a big selling point for Facebook - they, like Google, can easily absorb the cost of serving videos (especially as most of them will be watched by 0-1 person and disk space is cheap).

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    13. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wish you were illiterate.

      http://www.ianpaisley.org/article.asp?ArtKey=jesuit

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1kh_WOo94

    14. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      and PC ROMs no longer implement ASCII, but instead have native video codec support.

      For what it's worth, the last new graphics cards to have hardware support for ASCII were released over 15 years ago. In modern cards, it's all done in firmware and with EFI the native interface is a framebuffer with text rendering layered on top. A typical GPU has hardware acceleration for a number of video CODECs, but no acceleration for text (though antialiased text rendering makes heavy use of the compositing engine).

      That's nothing to do with demand though, it's entirely as a result of the different costs. Rendering fixed-width text is something that a modern CPU can do without the user noticing even if it takes an interrupt for every character and runs some emulation code in system management mode so there's no point devoting any transistors to it in the hardware.

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    15. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Maritz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My first instinct is that someone as highly paid as her ought to have a functioning brain, and realise that video is never going to replace text or even come close.

      Take videocalling. Back in the 90s we thought that once we could video call, that's all we'd do. Not exactly true is it.

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    16. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by rdelsambuco · · Score: 1

      "Facebook are being 100% perceptive about where this is headed."

      Dubious hypothesis.

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    17. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I just dislike autoplaying video adverts for the audio. It's irritating to visit a text page only to have the advertising equivalent of "goatse" blaring out "I'm looking at advertising porn" from every audio port.

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    18. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      My first instinct would be, people won't post as much if it's all video, because they often post from public places and they would be too self-conscious to talk out loud about personal stuff when surrounded with strangers.

      But then I realize that people have no shame in taking selfies and suddenly I can tell that Facebook guy is probably right. Remove inhibitions and what's left is the path to convenience, and it's a lot easier to speak than it is to write.

      Only roablock is search, and you can bet there's busy bees all over the world trying to solve that.

      The problem with video is it's easy to do, but hard to do well.

      Too many people on YouTube get by with the "microphone" that comes with their camera. Problem is, the camera may be good, but being so far away, it ends up shitty. Cellphone videos even more so.

      Unless Facebook comes up with a magical algorithm that cleans up shitty audio, video will have a hard time replacing text - because when all you can see is a face with a moving mouth and nothing but noise on the audio, the appeal fades significantly.

      The "professional" people on YouTube have all sorts of microphone arrangements from lapel mics to others to try to get better audio when they speak, and even then they often have cleanup sessions to re-record it.

      Text however, is quick, easy and unless you're particularly bad at language, fairly easy to understand. Even if you're bad at it, you don't have to content with shitty background noise drowning you out.

    19. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. I have zero interest in watching a five minute video just to get the same content I could read in thirty seconds.

      THIS.

      Perhaps the two most important features of text which aren't mentioned in TFS -- (1) we generally read faster than we speak, so we can usually gather information faster from text, and (2) text is much more skimmable.

      Trying to get information from a video often drives me nuts: you can try to fast-forward or skip ahead (then wait for it to buffer each time), only to find you went too far, or maybe the person doesn't talk about what you want in that segment or whatever. It's a pain in the neck. Video is good for what it is: showing visual stuff in time. If you need a tutorial on how to do some physical skill, then sure, make a video. If you want to explain an abstract concept, video just slows down things for your audience.

      I first realized the problem with video (and audio) with audio podcasts that have transcripts available online. I'd start listening to a podcast, and realize I didn't care so much about the delivery, but I wanted to know the gist of the topic... and if there's an online transcript, I can often skim an hour-long program in a few minutes and find the relevant bits to read in depth. MUCH more efficient. Sure, it's fun to listen to a podcast when I'm busy doing something else that's rather mindless, but if I actually want information efficiently, text is FAR superior as a delivery method.

      But beyond the efficiency, what concerns me more about this trend is the potential for manipulation that comes from video. I remember seeing a couple of studies years ago showing the difference between people who watched an opinion/news report on something vs. reading a short passage about it. When they were asked to express opinions, a number of disturbing trends came out. (For example, video viewers expressed a higher confidence in their understanding, even though it wasn't better than those who read text.) But most worryingly, the people who watched the video were less able to critically evaluate the information that was presented to them. That is, if they watched a news anchor present an opinion on a controversial issue, they were more likely to be persuaded by a weak argument from a video than they were from text.

      That last part doesn't surprise me at all -- after all, we love TV news "personalities," who dress up and look attractive as they tell us the news. Why wouldn't we trust what they say? And with video, it's harder to go back and review parts that maybe weren't quite thought-through. If you're reading an argument, you can stop and think over parts that don't make sense, perhaps even go back a few sentences and re-read. With a video, you're forced to listen at the pace of the speaker, and they obviously will alter their delivery in ways to emphasize their positive points while downplaying or muddling the negatives.

      So, a move toward video isn't just decreasing efficiency of content delivery -- it's potentially making the population stupider, more malleable, and less capable of critical thought. That's NOT a good trend overall.

    20. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Solandri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not video per se which is the problem. You can splay out a video into a hundred snapshots, put them on a web page in sequence, and allow the user to quickly scan it and click on the scene where he wants to start watching. That's kinda what YouTube does by giving a small preview as you scroll the mouse over the video progress bar. If all you're looking for is a specific scene in a video, it's fairly easy to "skim" through it in this manner.

      The problem is narrated audio, which is directly analogous to text. You can only speed up audio by about 2x before your brain's speech recognition hardware starts to have trouble converting it into words. So searching a 1 hour audio recording for the part you're interested in takes a really long time. Your brain is much quicker at processing images into words. A larger part of your brain is devoted to vision than sound. And even in AI text recognition has been much easier to solve than voice recognition. So it's much quicker to scan a transcript of the audio to find the part you want, than it is to search the audio itself.

    21. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      PC keyboards (keyboards attached to PCs) have been abandoned for cameras (selfie-stick attachments) which double as games consoles and phones. People don't type about where they are or what they are doing. They just take photos of themselves and post them. Their friends' replies are emotes enacted by illustrations of kittens. Facebook are being 100% perceptive about where this is headed.

      Stupid people prefer videos to text when looking for information. I'm 100% behind Facebook going video-only, as that will hopefully keep out those idiots who make "tutorials" consisting of themselves talking at the screen. Most 10-min videos have about 45 seconds of actual information.

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    22. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Insightful

      Plus, by raising the bar so people expect video, it makes it much harder for competitors to enter the market.

    23. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And FWIW, this applies to a million other gratuitous uses of video as well, from tech tips to video game walkthroughs to DIY/HowTo guides. It has gotten so bad that I wish I could just have "-youtube" included by default in all my Google searches, since I need to add it half the time anyway.

      It is pretty easy to do what you wish for, by using a GreaseMonkey script to autoappend "-youtube" to your search queries.

    24. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by AlanBDee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ironically, we did not replace phone calls with video. Instead we replaced phone calls with text messages.

    25. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... that's all we'd do ...

      In my country, the tel-co didn't have sufficient bandwidth to provide the video call service they were advertising. Then photo texting, Twitter, Instagram and SnapChat replaced it.

    26. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Have you experienced tabbed autoplay yet?

    27. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      In the future, you'll be able to input text by using pen and paper and snapping a picture of it.

    28. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by lucm · · Score: 1

      Unless Facebook comes up with a magical algorithm that cleans up shitty audio, video will have a hard time replacing text - because when all you can see is a face with a moving mouth and nothing but noise on the audio, the appeal fades significantly.

      I'm not saying it does a good job. Look at the iPhone/iPad, the camera is terrible yet people use them all the time to take pictures and video. Do those devices "replace" proper cameras? Poorly, but yes they do. I can see the same thing happening with text vs video.

      If you accept that people will lower their standards for the sake of convenience, then it means video will win on social media.

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    29. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Gussington · · Score: 1

      This FB idiot is basing his strategy on a completely false premise "Video conveys so much more information than Text in a much quicker period".
      This is so wrong is laughable. Watch any Youtube video, it takes several minutes just to extract even the most basic info. Watch any news story on video then compare it to text. You can easily absorb a dozen different text based stories in the time it takes to watch the intro of a video.
      There's a reason why people still read. Even in a world of UHDTV, text still gives a much more comprehensive communication method.

    30. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the two most important features of text which aren't mentioned in TFS -- (1) we generally read faster than we speak, so we can usually gather information faster from text, and (2) text is much more skimmable.

      This. I read tonnes of pages of text every day, usually skimming to find the relevant info I'm looking for, and can usually find it reasonably easily. You simply can't do this with video.
      Take this comments section for example, it would take thousand of hours worth of video to cover all the comments here, which I skimmed in about 30 seconds, found some relevant info like this comment and replied.

      So, a move toward video isn't just decreasing efficiency of content delivery -- it's potentially making the population stupider, more malleable, and less capable of critical thought.

      TV did the same thing and eventually people just got sick of stupid TV an looked elsewhere for stimulation. I suspect the same will happen here. Stupid Internet will have a phase of popularity, then it will die as even the stupid people realise how stupid it is, then the future Facebook Execs facing bankruptcy will blame someone else for their predicament they find themselves in, and beg for govt bailouts.

    31. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      Would a gif do? Google usually uses a gif as their logo.

    32. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Yeah there was a lesson there for all of us to pay attention to. Before SMS people mainly thought "why would you bother writing a message when you can just call?". People didn't forsee all the situations in which it is more discreet and convenient to text. I expect we'll have other such surprises in future. This Facebook executive is going to be surprised a lot because her predictions don't even acknowledge the recent past. I guess it's the Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

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    33. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Yes. At home, where I have Chrome, it's easy enough to look for the tab with the audio signal (or tabs- gets ridiculous when more than one start autoplaying at once). At work, it's harder, because I'm stuck with IE due to corporate policies.

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    34. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah the other issue is that video is all absorbing sense wise, that is that you can read and pause and read and still be aware of your surroundings but you can't with video as it occupies visual and auditory senses as well as cognitive processes and time. It also creates a fixed time period for content - how do you go through 100 hours of video in your feed versus scrolling down, reading a headline and skipping it.If my feed has someone saying - "man, today sucked" versus a 30 second clip of someone saying the same thing - that shit adds up over a whole feed.

    35. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Yeah there was a lesson there for all of us to pay attention to. Before SMS people mainly thought "why would you bother writing a message when you can just call?". People didn't forsee all the situations in which it is more discreet and convenient to text. I expect we'll have other such surprises in future. This Facebook executive is going to be surprised a lot because her predictions don't even acknowledge the recent past. I guess it's the Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

      And speech-to-text keyboards on Android and iOS means you can speak your text message, have it translated and sent as text for those who don't want to type.

    36. Re:I'll believe text is dead... by mcswell · · Score: 1

      "When I click on a link for a news story or some other item which seems interesting and it turns out to be a video, I click the back button instantly." Amen. Well, maybe not instantly, but I instantly hit pause and look to see if there's any text to read. If there isn't, then I hit back. I've given up on some major new outlets (I'm talking about you, CNN) because they think I need to see video.

  2. Shhhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't tell them! Let them do that mistake and suffer the fate of Windows Phone and Geocities!.

    (I'm allowed to dream, am I not?)

    1. Re:Shhhhhh... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is exactly my sentiment. I really look forward to Facebook going out of business and Zuckerberg becoming a has-been.

  3. It could be possible by invictusvoyd · · Score: 2

    Text can be real-time, text can be ephemeral -- text has taken on almost all of the attributes we always used to distinguish speech, but it's still remained text.

    Consider what kind of people make the majority of facebook. They surely don't slashdot.

    1. Re:It could be possible by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Consider what kind of people make the majority of facebook. They surely don't slashdot.

      It's still more informative and concise to leave a badly spelled text message than a rambling video that nobody wants to watch.

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    2. Re:It could be possible by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      Ore is it

    3. Re:It could be possible by invictusvoyd · · Score: 1

      https://slashdot.org/

      Check your sig

  4. Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The narcissist's toolbox

    1. Re:Facebook by mike2006 · · Score: 1

      "The narcissist's toolbox" Exactly, yet scores 0 by Facebook shills. Someone mod him up.

    2. Re:Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be ridiculous. Facebook shills? And in any case, by now it's already at +5.

      You do realize some people use facebook to keep up with friends and family, frequently not even posting anything themselves, or at least not actively tailoring a specific image or reveling in some perceived sense of self-importance.

      Slashdot user accounts, on the other hand...

  5. As a wise philosopher once said... by Nidi62 · · Score: 3

    "Print is dead."

    RIP Egon

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    1. Re:As a wise philosopher once said... by Drethon · · Score: 2

      "Print is dead."

      RIP Egon

      I swear the stack of printouts on my desk are laughing.

    2. Re:As a wise philosopher once said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God is Dead - Nietzsche
      Nietzsche is Dead - God
      Nietzsche is God - The Dead

    3. Re:As a wise philosopher once said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Print is dead."

      RIP Egon

      I swear the stack of printouts on my desk are laughing.

      You're lucky. The stacks of printouts on my desks are conspiring to kill me. They're going to make it look like an "accident".

    4. Re:As a wise philosopher once said... by Drethon · · Score: 2

      I swear the stack of printouts on my desk are laughing.

      You're lucky. The stacks of printouts on my desks are conspiring to kill me. They're going to make it look like an "accident".

      Death by paper cuts.

    5. Re:As a wise philosopher once said... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      I swear the stack of printouts on my desk are laughing.

      You're lucky. The stacks of printouts on my desks are conspiring to kill me. They're going to make it look like an "accident".

      Death by paper cuts.

      A thousand of 'em

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  6. No shit by redmid17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ms Mendelsohn,

    What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    It's quicker to consume text than video. Just an FYI

    Note: Unabashed repost from yesterday because that was the stupidest thing I'd heard all day and work had a Trump segment on in the background

    1. Re:No shit by chthon · · Score: 2

      It's also quicker to create text than video.

    2. Re:No shit by FalcDot · · Score: 2

      A picture *is* worth a thousand words (so moving pictures are at least a thousand).

      But that doesn't mean that every set of a thousand words can be represented by one single picture.

    3. Re: No shit by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Some pictures really are worth a 1000 words, but a video may contain 1000 words of content, 800 of which are BS, just like a comparable text article, but much harder to skim through.

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    4. Re:No shit by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I's also easier to generate text than a video. Sure you can make an off-the-cuff video without a script and post it but 9 times out of 10 it'll look and sound like garbage. With text, you need to write your words, edit them, and then post. With video, you need to write what you're going to say, edit it, set up the video environment (is the lighting right, etc), video it, do-retakes when you flub your words, stitch the videos together, perhaps do further re-takes as needed, and then post it. I could have fifteen of these comments written before I'd have one video comment posted.

      Text is also much more discrete to post. If I'm standing on a street corner in a crowd, I and fifteen other people can post text comments without worrying about background noise. Try doing a video comment with other people doing video comments right near you, though.

      Video will have its place, don't get me wrong, but text will still reign supreme.

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    5. Re:No shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gawd, I remember when /. tried to go all video in the 80's.

      I still have nightmares about putting together some of the
      animated gifs (flash wasn't around back then, we only had
      simple Html-5 to work with) and getting them just right.
      Of course, you only had 8-bit colour so p0rn was a real issue.

      To the point, it was a disaster. And /. has swore never to
      encroach this hallowed site with anything beyond 7-bit ASCII
      and embedded Html tags from the 60's.

      CAP === 'directly'

    6. Re:No shit by redmid17 · · Score: 1

      What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    7. Re:No shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, kind sir!

      CAP === 'blurred'

    8. Re:No shit by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      For those of us who can't be bothered with all that text:

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=...

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  7. Wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Facebook is wrong on so many levels.

  8. Why is this even on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just some guy's blog post saying that yesterday's opinion piece is all wrong. What a waste of everyone's time. Slashdot members deserve better quality posts!

    1. Re:Why is this even on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP. Agreed. Generally, Slashdot ought to be a place for facts. An opinion by a notable company/representative is the exception to the rule ("WHO reports potential water shortage by 2040", "Google predicts 100% Solar Power plant by 2019", or whatever). The opinion on an opinion should be left to the discussion sections of the original article ("here is my opinion", "here is a link to a blog rebuttal"), but should not be its own article. SoylentNews is doing a better (can still improve) job of keeping fact-based articles, while Slashdot doesn't appear to be trying.

    2. Re:Why is this even on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot ought to be a place for facts.

      Ah, ha, ha, ha!

      Oh, you were serious?

      CAP === 'dashers'

  9. Observation says: other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may merely be a result of me only actually having friends and family as my "Facebook Friends" (TM), but by my observation both this and yesterdays assertion are wildly wrong. The primary purpose of Facebook is apparently to upload photos, sometimes with a comment attached. The secondary purpose of Facebook is apparently to click emotion-response buttons to other people's photos. Sadly, the third purpose seems to be linking stupid meme pictures these days (I preferred when it was linking silly or cute cat pictures).

    So, all video? Nope.
    Primarily text? Not a chance.

    I get that Zucky wants to overthrow Youtube, but it's really not a well thought out plan to take something people use for one thing and then demand they do something else with it.

    1. Re:Observation says: other by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Cat pictures are great, but Reddit is probably the best place for those. You're not limited to what your dumb family members post there, you can find a subreddit that's nothing but cat pictures and see all the best cat pictures the world has to offer. Facebook is a terrible place for that kind of thing, or anything at all really. It's nothing more than a site for narcissists to post pictures trying to prove to all their friends and family what wonderful lives they lead.

  10. Of course it is, remember radio? by Eloking · · Score: 2

    Of course text are deathless. This debacle make me remember when TV appeared and everyone were foreseeing the death of the radio. Well guess what? It's still there and it'll be remain for a long, long time because it's main flaw it's also it's biggest strength : It have no screen. There's time where you just want to listen while your eye can do something else.

    In this case, it's more or less the same thing where with text. More and more people use their cellphone for social media and most of the time you just want to use it without sound and just want to read quick social update.

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    Elok
  11. What about speedreading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll have to get used to speedlistening/viewing......

  12. We've come to this by Hevel-Varik · · Score: 1

    The assertion is inane and the rebuttal is wordy. Some comments on the original thread had it correct, it's just a brain fart from some higher up at a brain fart of a company.

    Facebook will die, at least in its current relatively (and I mean relatively) benign incarnation. It's a matter of time. They have managed to remain where they are in social because they just up and buy any potential competitor. One day someone will say, no thanks.

    Then they will become a government contracted data mining operation for real which is when the mask come off. Shadow profiles.

  13. true dat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't even send a Picture MMS from a mofuckin SAMSUNG android on the mofucking VERIZON network, in 1996, i mean 2016 WTF WTF

  14. Motivation behind push for Video by sinij · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real motivation behind Facebook's push toward video are ads. It is too easy to filter and ignore banner ads from text communication, it is much harder tasks to filter commercials from the video stream.

    So here you go, this isn't philosophical debate about the future of communications - it is classical foot-in-the-door technique in a move toward streaming video commercials to Facebook users.

    1. Re:Motivation behind push for Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can already block ads on Youtube by installing a single addon. It wouldn't be any different on facebook, if they want to count "impressions" and separate their ad servers, and they do.

    2. Re:Motivation behind push for Video by cyberpunkrocker · · Score: 1

      Facebook is shifting its attention to video - and I am shifting my attention farther and farther away from Facebook.

    3. Re:Motivation behind push for Video by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Oh it is simple to filter out the adds. I just rarely watch any online videos.

    4. Re:Motivation behind push for Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. More upvotes for Sinij please.

    5. Re:Motivation behind push for Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main motivation IS ads, not ARE ads.

  15. i for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our undying lettered overlords.

  16. I agree. I hate video. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But no surprise there, as FB sucks.

  17. Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's truly amazing to me what an ivory tower Silicon Valley has become. Seems like everybody there assumes that everyone has blazing fast internet that is SYMMETRICAL!!! Sorry, but lack of symmetry is one reason why using the cloud for everything fails. That and speeds that most people are willing to pay for pales in comparison to what Silicon Valley likely averages. Further, they assume that everyone has that kind of speed wherever they go which to them means from the hipster coffee bar, to their fancy-shmancy all-expense-paid offices, to their hipster clubs, to their trendy loft apartment. Newsflash, people, there is a big world out there and it doesn't have 4G access.

    1. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      I disagree. I have had blazing fast internet at home and at work for about 18 years now. I have a personal data recorder that can take video an upload it quite easily and watch other's video even easier.

      Yet here I am replying to you with text. Text is just easy and fast and you are more likely to understand my text than my slurred morning speech. Also my boss would probably be pissed off if he knew I was replying to you rather than working.

      No amount of high speed connectivity is going to reduce the utility and ease of text.

      --
      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    2. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Also, I probably don't want to see you right now. I can tell you that you certainly don't want to see me. Maybe once I put on pants.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    3. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      There is a reason why video calling has not caught on, despite every smartphone out there having the capability.

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      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    4. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It failed so well, my smartphone has no front camera.

    5. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      And not with pants on head, either.

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      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    6. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Awesome! What new non-shit-tier phone does not have a front-camera?

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      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    7. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Even though there are others like nitehawk214 figured since they have high speed internet then everyone else does. I hate it when people look at me like I have a mental disability because some webpages and video I cannot view at home because the internet service is too slow.

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      mfwright@batnet.com
    8. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

      Not true. I had better internet speed in Europe than I have now in silicon Valley for twice the price.

      Stop commenting a stupid comment from a stupid guy from a stupid company.

    9. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Further, they assume that everyone has that kind of speed wherever they go which to them means from the hipster coffee bar, to their fancy-shmancy all-expense-paid offices, to their hipster clubs, to their trendy loft apartment. Newsflash, people, there is a big world out there and it doesn't have 4G access.

      They assume this because their worldview is small. Their worldview is small because they don't own their own car and will only ever travel to where the mass-transport takes them.

      If it can't be reached by buying a ticket, they assume it doesn't exist.

      --
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    10. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      If your big world is confined to the US, you have a point. Meanwhile, in the rest of the world, we have better connectivity than Silicon Valley. Thanks to the free market & the governments that enable that market.

    11. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "They assume this because their worldview is small. Their worldview is small because they don't own their own car and will only ever travel to where the mass-transport takes them."

      This appears to be exactly what "urban planners" have been aiming for. I wouldn't want to do it, my son wouldn't, my wife. Interestingly enough, my other son lives in the NY urban area and tends to like it. It takes all kinds, I guess.

      He had an $UV there and liked having it; able to take his band gear around,etc.; but, when it broke down, he gave it up and said "no more".

      He makes do, he saves money, he lives within the constraints.

      --
      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
    12. Re:Wrong because lack of high-speed internet by eionmac · · Score: 1

      Some parts of UK do not even have 2G (about 28% of actual landmass, 9+% of population)

      --
      Regards Eion MacDonald
  18. Text is dead... by ZecretZquirrel · · Score: 1

    ..for the illiterate. Kudos to Facebook for creating a welcoming space for the text-challenged (and Visual Basic users). They're pretty near that goal already.

  19. Text will outlast Facebook and human civilization by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    If their execs think they are immune to a Myspace-level drought turning Facebook into the latest internet desert.

    There will still be chunks of concrete and stone with text on it when the human race has either moved on from Earth or died out.

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    I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
  20. Most videos suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hate it when I'm trying to figure out how to do something - anything- and the only help I can find is a 20 minute video that explains something that can be explained with a couple of bullet points that can be read in 20 seconds.

    It's 15 minutes of yak yak yak yak, 30 seconds of solution, then minutes of yak yak yak. And you find out that it's still wrong because the video is out of date.

    1. Re:Most videos suck! by Falos · · Score: 1

      This is why many of us flip our shit over a slashdot video with no transcript.

      After a lifetime of text anyone should be able to wield it efficiently. "Speed reading" is really just targeted skimming, scoping out where the good info is and chewing on those areas, so you can ignore all the "HI I'M JAMIE WITH TECHCHANNELNOW AND I'M HERE WITH GARY, A NETWORK ADMIN AT NOVELL SYSTEMS, GARY WHY DON'T YOU TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF"

    2. Re:Most videos suck! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      This. The information density in video in insanely low. Indexing, skimming, cutting & pasting is crap or impossible. There are some cases when videos work well, when explaining your audience how to do something: jack up a car to change a tyre, rub 2 sticks together to build a fire, or field strip an AR15. And even then it is difficult to produce a good video, as countless counterexamples on Youtube prove.

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    3. Re:Most videos suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely !

      Most smart people can read a 400-1000 words per minute.

      Some dolt on a video can only speak at 100-200 words per minute.
      So for communicating ideas (words) video is slow, despite the old cliche a picture is worth a thousand words.

      Just try explaining Godel's theorems in pictures?

    4. Re:Most videos suck! by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      What is nice is lots of text with a few pictures or diagrams if needed.

  21. I don't want to watch video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same reason i'd rather exchange e-mails rather than talk to people in person. It's a pointless waste of time when I want to get a transaction done.

    1. Re:I don't want to watch video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't want to send you emails because then they can't bullshit and scapegoat you when their half-assed request blows up.

  22. The key to technology by doconnor · · Score: 1

    I wonder if text is why we haven't detected other advanced alien civilizations. Our extraordinary ability to apply our advanced language skills to a totally different medium and sense, allowing us to develop advanced technology because we can store knowledge outside our brains, achieved without any additional evolution. What are the odds that other intelligent species had the wiring needed listen with their eyes?

  23. Text by Mishra100 · · Score: 1

    I think a part of the Internet's appeal to some is the ability to post their opinion without personal judgement on the character. You can voice an opinion or ask a question quickly and mostly anonymously.

    We have been used to text with newspapers and the digital world for a really long time and it's certainly not going away.

    A good example of this is forums. I don't imagine forums being turned into video clips of you responding to replies. It's just too personal and involved (my hair has to be nice, have to be clothed, and can't be shoveling in ice cream while I talk).

    Now that's not to say that there can't be an increase in video usage. But I don't ever see it becoming a main source of the general internet public's way to create content.

    1. Re:Text by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Forums would be useless with video clip posts. Just look at a typical forum thread: it can have several hundred posts. It'd take you hours and hours to watch them all, but in text form you can skim through them in minutes.

      TFA does make a nice point about how well our human brains work with text, especially considering that text is not a natural thing that we were evolved to read. We can process textual information absurdly quickly.

  24. Yes Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What Fbook wants to do is just become a streaming channel for advertising and commercially produced content. That makes them the most $ per bit/sec of bandwidth. Everyone has noticed that Fbook has become less about individually created posts and more targeted content, shares and reposts of commercial material etc. Like Utoob. Fbook will do the same with video - first get you hooked with you or your friends stuff then gradually switch to rerurns of I Love Lucy. That will be in the internet fast lane while everything else is in the no lane.

  25. How will people comment on the videos? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    In a video only facebook, how will people comment back on the videos? With other videos? I don't get it. Who is going to want to go through the work of making an entire video for a five word comment? Even if people make them, no one will read them.

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    Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    1. Re:How will people comment on the videos? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      How about a graphic of the appropriate finger being extended. :)

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    2. Re:How will people comment on the videos? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That begs the question.... Exactly how many such videos will Facebook end up storing?

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      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    3. Re:How will people comment on the videos? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Who is going to want to go through the work of making an entire video for a five word comment?

      Vine manages this feat apparently.

  26. Deathless is a dumb awkward word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Immortal, eternal, enduring, interminable, undying, and other synonyms are preferable to use. Search google for the word deathless and it doesn't even return a definition for it. Let's kill deathless.

  27. Video it too slow by MavenW · · Score: 1

    For real learning. I MUCH prefer a well written text document over a video. Many is the time the guy who is teaching me something I need got lazy and put it in a video, and while i'm watching it I'm thinking... "Get to the POINT already!" I have to watch a 10 minute video when I could have read the text in two.

    There are a few people who edit out all the useless stuff and just put important information in a video, and their credibility and watchability are high. Unfortunately they're rare.

  28. It's about the Signal:Noise stupid! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    Text or Video?

    /sarcastic Oblg: Why not both?

    How many videos on YouTube have you seem where someone rambles on for 5 minutes with uh, *sniff*, uh, *sniff* before getting to the fucking point which could be summarized in a few lines of text that takes 30 seconds to read?

    Text is _extremely_ efficient and compact for S:N -- video usually isn't unless you have a GOOD speaker. Considering that you can say a lot with 140 bytes that requires 100x more bandwidth with video, text isn't going away anytime soon.

    People need to stop falling for the Fallacy of Duality: That choice B is "magically" better then choice A. Together they are great when properly used. The advantage of one is the disadvantage of the other, and vice versa. It is akin to arguing if time or space is better. WTF? Communication is multi-paradigm.

    --
    First Contact is tentatively scheduled for ~2024..2040. Are you ready to accept the fact that you're the "new dumb teenager in the galaxy?"

  29. I don't even care anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was going to make some comment about how much easier it is to compose a well thought-out text reply vs. a video speech in a short time, but remembered the average facebook user can't do either.

    So how about an compromise, facebook: you can change everything to video, but you have to auto-reject everything that is uploaded in a high vertical aspect ratio in an effort to end this 'portrait mode' plague.

  30. I want less video by cnaumann · · Score: 2

    I guess that is one reason I like Slashdot.

    I dislike the video content on CNN.com. I don't need a video of a reporter reading a story. I can read myself. In general would rather read a story and see a high-quality still picture than a tiny compress video.

    Don't get me started on pictures or videos of text.

    -Charles

    1. Re:I want less video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get me started on pictures or videos of text.

      Or videos of pictures of text.

  31. Nothing more than executive puffery by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    You have to remember, tech execs are often falling over each other to make grand proclamations so they can appear visionary. This reminds me of a similarly absurd comment by a tech executive that "78% of small businesses have fully adopted cloud computing".

    Um, I think I'd call that number into question...

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    Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
  32. Not a prediction, but a choice by lkangaroo · · Score: 2

    "Video will give us more revenue. Therefore, we're killing text. We'll try anyway."

  33. Ya'll are missing the point here by guises · · Score: 1

    Yes text has its virtues, and yes it will always be around in some form or another, but none of these arguments about the virtues of text are hitting the real issue: text makes less money than video. This is the point that matters, most of this other crap is meaningless. Except the bit about searchability - Facebook can't give up text in any large way until they come up with an effective system to data mine video. Five years seems like a reasonable estimate for that.

  34. Summary? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Human brains process it absurdly well considering there's nothing really built-in for it
    Who says so?
    Mankind uses texts since roughly 6000 years, minimum.
    And I would assume that what lets make us think is what also helps us to process text.

    The summary is pretyy missleading anyway. Most people process text 4 to 10 times faster than a video (with spoken language).

    And would wager that every videa that is "sofisticated" takes much longer to produce than writing the equivalent text.

    What is next? I like to book a flight and make a money transaction and make two videos for it and post them to somewhere?

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  35. In The Beginning Was The Command Line by swm · · Score: 4, Informative

    The word is the only system of encoding thoughts—the only medium—that refuses to dissolve in the devouring torrent of electronic media.
    —Neal Stephenson, In The Beginning Was The Command Line

  36. Writing is harder than video... by aicrules · · Score: 1

    You'll see videos that go viral and people are all enamored by them, but if you read a transcript of the video you'd think maybe the person writing it was heavily influenced by years of huffing paint and freon. Video just ends up being more forgiving to those who are far from eloquent. Which is why twitter became so popular. If you only have to type a few words at a time to get your thoughts out there, more people are able to do that without sounding like complete gibberish.

  37. Their customers want it, so they will get it by houghi · · Score: 1

    Their customers want it, so they will get it. And I am not taling about the several billion people. They are not the customer, they are the product.

    What will happen is first nothin, next a logo of FB in a corner and next an ad of whatever their customer wants to add to whatever.

    In the beginning this will be done zith an overlay, later it will be encoded. They will see to it that only those with adds are seen and not text or anythig else.

    A new and better FB will rise that has none of these things as it will be text based and the whole process will be repeated.

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    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  38. Video might be the best way to tell stories... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    ...but how many people are actually good at it? That's why this isn't going to happen. I might be willing to read your 3 line quip about politics. I am absolutely not listening to some rambling uh, ah, filled nonsense rant about politics.

  39. No no no, Facebook is right! by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Facebook needs to believe that all video, all the time, is the right way to go. That way, when they wipe themselves out and go bankrupt, it will not only finally get Facebook out of... well... our faces, but it will demonstrate quite clearly that video is *not* the be all and end all of media consumption.

    I personally despise how things are going more and more video. Especially supposedly professional video that is poorly edited, and even more poorly scripted where the person is saying "Um" and "Uh" all the time because it hadn't even occurred to them that they should plan out what they were going to say.

  40. i predict the death of facebook by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    you cant even visit any facebook pages without being a member of facebook so i blocked them with my /etc/hosts file, i hope more people just simply block facebook completely, they wont let me anonymously visit their website, i wont let them visit my computer, sounds fair

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    Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
  41. Thanks Internet by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I really wonder where some of this shit is coming from.

    "Email is dead"
    "Internet of Things"
    "Text is dead, everything will be video"

    All of these things sound like some idiotic crap that someone "spitballed" in some sort of "what's the conventional wisdom going to be today" meeting at Gawker (or Facebook, or whatever), which is then breathlessly promoted as 'the next big thing'.

    We're societally like a bicycle that's slipped its chain - pedalling ever-faster with no resistance but in fact slowing coming to a complete stop. I wonder when we'll fall over?

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    -Styopa
  42. Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Facebook is seeming shifting its attention to video "

    That's why the lower classes who dwell there, can't write very well and have no clue about grammar.

  43. You can't search videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The singular reason these morons push video is to insert adverts. Wake me up when I can his ctrl+f and search through a video.

  44. Text is DANGEROUS. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With video, you can tell immediately whether the speaker is attractive or not, and ignore the ones who aren't. If you're reading text instead of watching someone talking, you're in mortal danger of paying attention to someone who isn't attractive . The horror.

    1. Re:Text is DANGEROUS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit it's dangerous, no telling what they will do with a Smite Promo on the way

    2. Re:Text is DANGEROUS. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you're reading text instead of watching someone talking, you're in mortal danger of paying attention to someone who isn't attractive . The horror.

      This is true. But it's not just attractiveness. It's body language. It's the whole framing and presentation of the thing.

      It's not by coincidence that when the ancient Roman Cicero, one of the greatest orators of all time, was killed by political enemies, they cut off his hands and nailed them to the place he gave his speeches. While some have interpreted this to be a way of punishing the "hands that wrote his speeches," it's likely that at least one reason (if not the primary one) was because of the role of gestures in the delivery of orations at the time. Without microphones in ancient Rome, speakers who wanted "those in the back" to understand them necessarily made use of formalized gesture to emphasize points and to enhance argument. (You see the same thing in stage actors when they use enhanced gestures without microphones today.) Ancient treatises on persuasive speaking repeatedly mention the importance of body language and gestures. As Quintilian wrote: "As for the hands, without which all action would be crippled and enfeebled, it is scarcely possible to describe the variety of their motions, since they are almost as expressive as words. For other portions of the body may help the speaker, whereas the hands may almost be said to speak."

      Anyhow, this could all lead up to a silly joke about Italians who 'talk with their hands." But even if most modern methods of expression don't use these stylized body motions, good persuasive speakers are very familiar with how one's body language and movements can impact the reception of an argument.

      And whether you're dealing with audio or video, the SOUND of a speaker is critical in conveying meaning and tone (as we all know from that time we sent an email which was grossly misinterpreted).

      TL;DR -- Video (or real-life speaking, for that matter) has the potential for MUCH greater manipulation of viewers than text. Politicians have known this and have exploited it for millennia. Even an ancient Roman could have told you that text was useful for serious study and critique, whereas oratory was all about manipulation of your audience.

  45. FACEBOOK: by quonsar · · Score: 1

    all dick videos, all the time.

    1. Re:FACEBOOK: by tepples · · Score: 1

      You can do that in text as well: "eight is equal to and of the same type as D", or 8===D for short.

  46. Talkies will replace novels... by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    It'll happen any day now.

  47. Video only, my ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I contracted a protozoan parasite while in India (gives "training on our backend" a whole new meaning). Many of my most recent posts have been about the quality of my poops, because 6 weeks of the shits is fucking annoying as fuck. No one wants to see that on video.

    (although, I could be wrong. send me enough money and I'll see what I can shit out for you)

    1. Re: Video only, my ass. by olof_the_viking · · Score: 1

      Anonymity excused. I guess video would be really losing you friends.
      Text is king, in Blade runner, the first time we see Harrison Ford, he's reading a paper. A paper paper.

  48. The best way to tell stories in this world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tell what stories to who?

    Did you wake up this morning on G-Rated planet Earth? Do people ever screw you over with your data? Have you ever thought who has access to Facebook servers?

    To close your account merely means *you* can't access it. Facebook and every large government in the world can in a moment's notice because of moles.

    Zuckerberg.

  49. It's simpler than that, really: by Venotar · · Score: 1

    "The best way to tell stories in this world, where so much information is coming at us, actually is video," Mendelsohn said. "It conveys so much more information in a much quicker period. So actually the trend helps us to digest much more information."

    Video is a waste of time. You can't effectively skim video, like you can with text. If the "author" can't spend the time to transcribe their idea, why should I waste MY time listening to their verbal tics to get to THEIR point?

  50. Most hardware sold today with 2 cams, no keyboard by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'm all for text for text. I'm on Slashdot right now, a text-based site. I use a CLI text interface for most of my work on the computer. That said:

    > when PC keyboards are abandoned for cameras
    That happened a few years ago. Most computing hardware sold today comes with two cameras and no keyboard hardware, only a fake virtual on-screen keyboard.

  51. Please don't tell them by heteromonomer · · Score: 1

    Text isn't dead. But Facebook will be if they believe this. Reason enough not to correct them.

  52. Wrong by kimvette · · Score: 1

    > "It conveys so much more information in a much quicker period. So actually the trend helps us to digest much more information."

    Incorrect.

    I can't tell you how many howtos I've found only in the form of a video where they go on and on and take ten minutes to get to the meat of the matter, which could easily be condensed into easier-to-follow text paragraphs that I could read in half a minute and implement almost as quickly. Text is also vastly superior for studying at my own pace. For those of us whose education is ongoing/neverending, text (be it electronic or printed on paper) is king.

    Video is great for entertainment, conversation, etc. but will it replace text? Never.

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  53. Kudos manishs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why I still come to Slashdot. The kinds of stories the editors spot and showcase, and the kind of stories the community submits cannot be found on mainstream news outlets like NYTimes, or WSJ, or ABC. Keep publishing these unique and interesting voices that we may not find on our own. Kudos to the editor.

  54. Really by edittard · · Score: 1

    Nicola Mendelsohn is a 'tard.

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  55. "Facebook is wrong" by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    OP should have stopped right there.

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  56. What an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can only conclude that these idiots at Facebook are really poor readers.

  57. At work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At work, reading a page of text looks sufficiently like work that it doesn't matter what it is. Kind of harder to slack off watching the news or whatever when it's only available in video form. Really annoys me on the BBC website when I see a story that looks interesting and it's a video.

  58. Re:Most hardware sold today with 2 cams, no keyboa by ultranova · · Score: 2

    when PC keyboards are abandoned for cameras

    That happened a few years ago. Most computing hardware sold today comes with two cameras and no keyboard hardware, only a fake virtual on-screen keyboard.

    No. Smartphones and tablets don't have physical keyboards because there's no room for them. As you yourself note, they come with whatever means to enter text the constraints of the form factor permits built-in. That they happen to have cameras is irrelevant.

    Text is never going anywhere because with text, if I want to convey the idea of eleventy billion universes exploding and turning into butterflies I just did, whereas with any other medium how would you even begin?

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  59. I suggest you all learn to encrypt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't even know that even as you comment in Slashdot your text (being spell-checked) is easily monitored.

    Since the spies are overwhelmingly outnumbered they feel the need to scout every possible detail before they orchestrate even the smallest mini-9/11. Without a catastrophe their jobs are moot so they create catastrophe. The Jewish mass media monopoly (research it) is in no small way complicit.

    This is why your communications are tracked. This is why the American government got so mad when Edward Snowden told about Prism and all the rest of the surveillance apparatuses in place. Think: whole network at corporate level. CA certs to DNS to backbones to name it.

    Use encryption on your local machines or you are absolutely being profiled. Do you think the governments don't know this? They are the ones tracking you via Microsoft and Google etc.

  60. Silence by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    Text will obviously not die, this is just executive extrapolation about going from a few percent videos to a few percent more in a short time span.

    I can read text with the sound off at work, in bed, while watching a movie, or while riding on a noisy train. Videos are only desirable if I am wearing headphones, or the rest of the family is busy in a separate room. Having the audio on often catches the ear of other folks who just have to ask what I am watching, which is very distracting (not just while watching pron). When it comes to most instructional videos, they just suck. A half hour to talk through a half dozen one line instructions with motion sickness inducing camera movement.

    So maybe for illiterate tweens who are not self-aware and don't mind bugging everyone else in the room/class/car/office/theater/etc we will see near saturation with videos, but I don't see it happening for the majority of posts. Maybe if Facebook goes by the way of MySpace and Friendster I will be wrong, but so long as they stay popular with a broad demographic I just don't see it.

  61. TLDR by suxorzomg · · Score: 1

    TLDR; could you make a video?

  62. of course it's deadless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft tried to kill text already when they got rid of Messenger in favor of Skype, which offer a terrible text experience in comparison to everything else.

  63. What can go wrong? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    FB better start putting security controls and sincerely limiting access to minors or they will be in a world of hurt of having videos of minors online. FB will become a pedophiles wet dream.

  64. Facebook will be irrelevant in 5 years by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Five years from now Facebook will be as irrelevant as Myspace, Livejournal, and other more-or-less defunct 'social media' sites have become -- and nothing of value will have been lost.

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  65. Re: Most hardware sold today with 2 cams, no keybo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3D studio max? Maybe some Photoshop. Or if you aren't a Luddite, Gimp.

  66. Thought Experiment by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Just for laughs, think of how ridiculous /. would be if users comments were recorded video instead of text.

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  67. Re: Most hardware sold today with 2 cams, no keybo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just post a video of yourself saying the words "eleventy billion universes exploding and turning into butterflies." Done. Video, not text.

    Was that so hard?

  68. Get TOS'd by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you're sharing pictures, then a typical home broadband connection has enough spare upstream bandwidth to share them with pretty much anyone who might be interested (unless you 'go viral' or are DDoS'd).

    Or you get TOS'd. The acceptable use policy that many last mile ISPs impose on their home broadband customers prohibits running a publicly accessible server over the connection.

  69. Text is Deathless, by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    and Death is Textless.

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  70. Effort to Create vs Consume by Sir+Realist · · Score: 1

    I've had this conversation with a number of content creators who are switching to video (and audio podcasts.) The most common complaint I hear from people about text content switching to video is that it takes more effort and more time to consume video; the equivalent of a 20-minute video takes maybe 5-minutes to read as text, and it's easier to read an article piecemeal around other activity (work). The video tends to consume 20 minutes straight. On the other hand, the most common reason I'm given by creators for switching to video is that it takes less effort to create. There's an overhead, of course, while you first get your technology sorted out, and _professional_ quality video requires editing, etc., but _amateur_ video takes essentially as long to create as it does to watch. Writing takes effort, and proofreading, and thought to distil your ideas down to coherent sentences.

    (I am certain that there are exceptions to this - people who write text in a single pass as fast as they can type, and/or people who agonise over the scripts of their amateur video for hours. I'm not saying this is _always_ true, I'm describing a general trend only among those half a dozen or so authors I've spoken to, and spoken to their audiences. I'd be interested to hear about others' experiences.)

    So what I'm saying is, video is the lazier option - less effort for me to create, more effort for you to consume. That being the case, it's almost certainly the wave of the future for "creators" on Facebook.

  71. ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll believe text is dead when www.retromud.org and http://www.douglasadams.com/cr... stop resolving.

    Text is dead! Long live the most durable and interpretable format ever invented by man!

  72. i hate video by pezpunk · · Score: 1

    i am impatient. i can't skim a video. i can't instantly skip ahead, either (buffering .....)

    i can't copy and paste a video.

    i can't print out a video.

    when i google how to do something, i skip right past all the video links. the text links get me my answer orders of magnitude quicker, and i can access and absorb information hundreds of times faster through text than through video.

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    1. Re:i hate video by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      same thing with news stories. if i click on an interesting headline and it is video-only, sorry, i'm not watching that.

      ESPN does this all the time. in fact, usually it makes you watch a full 30 second commercial (NEVER a "skip ad" button) for a 25-second summary of a game that could have been *read* in under ten seconds.

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  73. Rather sick of... by meerling · · Score: 1

    I've gotten rather sick of 5-15 minute videos for something that can be taken care of by one simple paragraph or even just a few words of text if it had been written instead.

    If we want to know how many zeni a foozle costs in Bindeels Adventures, I want a simple number, not a long ass video of some bozo fumbling around in game trying to get to vendor and then shows a fuzzy purchase window that's a bitch to read because your video compression sucks almost as bad as you do!

    (Yes, some people will probably recognize zeni, I have no idea what a foozle is, and as far as I know, there is no such thing as Bindeels Adventures.)

  74. Information theory??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shannon, help them.... Have yet to see much "information" on FB... in text....no way it's gonna improve in video...

  75. In ageless eons by gijoel · · Score: 1

    even Facbook must die.

  76. FB: KISS by FQ2 · · Score: 1

    FQ2,

  77. No, Facebook is right, because... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Nah, Facebook is bang on the money. Don't you all remember how video messaging made SMS obsolete?

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  78. It's about right now, not right forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook is a company looking to make money, Video streaming is big and getting bigger and seriously needs FAR better software available not just to the masses, but to anyone.

    The currently locked down market is crap. We need easy to use multi camera recording with audio syncing. Computers are fully capable of doing that well enough on their own, the code should have been available 10 years ago, It's a shame we don't have more developers with vision, instead we let businessmen and stockholders shape the future of computing and for that matter the future of humanity.

  79. copyright expiration date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG you guys are so naive sometimes. DO you think a fucking retard who drops college would be able to detemine what is the future of communication media? (...) just chek out the next video encoding algorithms that will have it's legal intellectual property expired on the next years and you'll already have some bugs to exploit using the same dirty tricks that youtube has on flash content (which is in fact the reason china blocks youtube. what? do you think the most cultural country ofthe world would reject culture that easy? you guys are naive, and suck for this)

  80. Surprisingly? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

    Text is surprisingly resilient.

    Surprisingly?. Someone hasn't been paying attention to the last five thousand years of human history.

  81. Nothing Built In? by skywire · · Score: 1

    Human brains process it absurdly well considering there's nothing really built-in for it.

    A claim like that requires either a citation or a sound, persuasive argument.

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    1. Re:Nothing Built In? by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Human brains process it absurdly well considering there's nothing really built-in for it.

      A claim like that requires either a citation or a sound, persuasive argument.

      We can read text 4 or 5 times faster than a video. Is that enough for you? 8-)

  82. Leaders get arrows in the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Nicola Mendelsohn says it, you can count on it happening. In addition to thousands of Facebook employees that must adhere to his vision or get fired, Nicola has an uncanny knack for predicting some of the most disruptive, world changing, technology trends. These include:
    1. Using PCs to store recipes in the kitchen
    2. CueCAT
    3. 3D televisions, playing 3D content from blu-Ray and cable channels
    5. VR headsets

    Now that everyone is so good looking, and the lighting is always good, it's just inevitable that video will replace text. Especially when, um, video is ah, self-editing.

    And the audience! They just love watching videos about people blowing a big fart. Was it a wet one? The suspense is what keeps people watching.

    I envy the employees in Nicola Mendelsohn's organization. To have such a purposeful project to work on. plus having diversity bullshit packed up your ass, it's really the payoff of all the schooling and hard work!

  83. Video is shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Text is concise, poignant, intuitive, inscrutable, reliable, and yes, resiliant. If you need Facebook for the video then I guess that just means I'll skip 100% videos instead of 99%. I don't like bullshit.

  84. Outsider's 2 cents by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    In text, most people get to the point pretty quick. I've seen too many videos where the person seems like they will never get to the point. A video I would expect to last about a minute ends up being 5 or more, and they get to the point near the end. FB is already a waste of time. This would make it even worse. Not that I care (being a non-user).

    I don't use Facebook, but if I did, I would drop it if it was all video. I hate finding something is a video and not text. I just close it. With the obvious exception if I was actually looking for a video.

    Do they want to change to FaceTube?

  85. Chasing profits causes discontinuation by tepples · · Score: 1

    People need to stop falling for the Fallacy of Duality [...] Together they are great when properly used.

    In theory, older, more flexible technologies can coexist with newer technologies that are less flexible yet more appealing to the majority of the general public. But in practice, investors chasing the most profitable investment cause one technology to be maintained and others to end up discontinued, especially if the less profitable technology is ideal only for a distinct minority.

    For example, 10-inch laptops are well suited for coding on hobby projects while riding public transit to and from your day job. They are less likely to hit the seat in front of you when opened than the more common 13-inch size, and they fit in a smaller, more discreet bag that's less of a thief magnet. But laptop makers stopped making the 10-inch size in 2012 in favor of a higher profit margin product called a "tablet". Even a tablet with a clip-on keyboard isn't a perfect substitute, as tablet user interfaces are based on smartphone user interfaces and thus tend to inherit design decisions made for a 4 inch screen, such as lack of side-by-side app views. Not being able to see your program and output at once makes debugging more difficult. Furthermore, this user interface is more difficult to replace because tablet operating systems tend not to give bootloader or even administrative access to the device's owner.

  86. If the head and feet can't fit in the shot by tepples · · Score: 1

    but you have to auto-reject everything that is uploaded in a high vertical aspect ratio in an effort to end this 'portrait mode' plague.

    Other than through vertical video, what's the best way to record someone using a treadmill? I've run into cases where I couldn't step back far enough to get both head and feet in a landscape mode shot and have had to resort to vertical video.

    Other than through vertical video, what's the best way to record someone playing a portrait mode arcade game such as Pac-Man or Donkey Kong? Or should these videos just be rejected outright as alleged infringements of copyrights owned by Namco Bandai and Nintendo respectively?

  87. To avoid round-trip ticket abuse by tepples · · Score: 1

    What is next? I like to book a flight and make a money transaction and make two videos for it and post them to somewhere?

    Server-side facial recognition to confirm your identity, so that you don't book a round-trip ticket and give the separate legs to different people to abuse the discount, would require a video.

    1. Re:To avoid round-trip ticket abuse by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      And in which country would that be legal? I mean not being allowed to resell something you got via a discount?

      I can sell my other legs to other people usually as I please. Usually you pay a fee like $20 to change the name of a person on a flight ticket.

      Anyway, interesting idea.

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  88. Death and Taxes, now Text by Keybounce · · Score: 1

    in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes

    You left out Texts.

    In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and text.

  89. Why did United Airlines sue a 22-year-old? by tepples · · Score: 1

    And in which country would that be legal? I mean not being allowed to resell something you got via a discount?

    Any country with strong contract law. See, for example, the Skiplagged lawsuit.

    1. Re:Why did United Airlines sue a 22-year-old? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I don't think "strong contract law" is the right term.
      A better term probably would be "ridiculous contract law".

      In the link you provide the operator of the web site is not even a contractor of one of the involved parties.

      But well, we all know the US is a country of strangeness.

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  90. Tortious interference by tepples · · Score: 1

    In the link you provide the operator of the web site is not even a contractor of one of the involved parties.

    The United States isn't the only country that recognizes tortious interference as a form of secondary liability.

  91. Text is faster by cwsumner · · Score: 1

    They are wrong, text is way faster. People who have practiced a bit can read 4 or 5 times faster than a video runs. And, text is way easier to search and index.

    Most of the people I know skip any article that lacks a text transcript. Video is too klunky.

    The thing video is good for is moving images of things that do not need a text description, like sunsets, music and ships and planes. And maybe video game streams. But you can't spend your whole life being entertained, or it will be a very short life.

  92. Text works in situations where other things don't by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    You can use it in crowded and noisy places. Try that with video.

    Text is accessible. It can be translated to Braille or speech for the blind. It can be made larger for the vision impaired. It reaches the deaf, who find audio and video content challenging to use at best.

    Text is flexible. It requires very few device capabilities. It can travel over low bandwidth links.

    Text is fast. It can be skimmed as needed.

    Text is unambiguous. Things are spelled out. Things like addresses, where precision matters, are conveyed efficiently.

  93. I'd say by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Irrational Exuberance by FB

  94. Consider... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Consider the source of that comment: an exec for the company in (some) countries with large illiterate populations. It appears to me that this exec is referring to spreading Facebook to even illiterate populations, without regard for spreading (real) education!

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  95. Slack by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    One has only to look at the rise of platforms such as Slack to realise that Nicola Mendelsohn is dead wrong. She must be a student of the John C. Dvorak school of prognostication.

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  96. FB wants to become the next cable TV provider by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    Remember those media theorists who said that media companies want to turn the internet into the next evolution of television, where it exists for an oligopoly of content creators to sell to a mass of passive consumers? Facebook is at the forefront of this movement. Zuckerberg's vision is for FB to wrest the crown from the likes of Comcast/Disney/CBS and become the next 800lb content creator (with advertisers footing the bill). Notice how they are burying mundane status updates in users' feeds and drowning them out with 'suggested adverts' and 'so-and-so friend likes this company, check it out' and other such marketing drivel? The writing has been on the wall for quite some time.

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