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  1. "And." The word is "and." on Crypto Gurus Diffie, Hellman Win 2015 Turing Award (networkworld.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crypto Gurus Diffie, Hellman Win 2015 Turing Award

    What is the big problem with using the word "and" in a headline? It's the internet. You're not paying per byte and you don't have a fixed width to squeeze your headline into.

    Throw off the shackles of your printed media forebears!

  2. Where are you, whipslash? on Mars Rover Code Used For Cyber-Espionage Malware · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mars Rover Code Used For Cyber-Espionage Malware

    Hey, whipslash, where are you? This is the kind of shitty misleading click-bait none of us want to see.

  3. Then, unbeknownst to the subjects, the researchers filled the hallway with smoke and set off the fire alarms.

    That's a pretty poor fire alarm if the subjects didn't (be)know(st) it had been set off.

  4. Breaking news: business does business-y thing on Surge Pricing Arrives In Disney's Magic Kingdom Just in Time for Star Wars Opening · · Score: 1

    Oh good lord, the shock of it all, that a business would increase prices when demand is greatest.

    "Star Wars is, for lack of a better word awesome," said Harrison Ford. "I'm so blessed that I had the opportunity to be a part of it. To walk in these iconic locations. And soon, you'll be able to do that as well. Not in a galaxy far, far away, but in a place close to home."

    Said Harrison Ford, or said some guy in marketing?

  5. Re:There is a € symbol, y'know on Facebook Fined 100,000 Euros In German Intellectual Property Dispute (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Or Right Alt+4 on UK keyboards less than decades old.

  6. There is a € symbol, y'know on Facebook Fined 100,000 Euros In German Intellectual Property Dispute (thestack.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    The court fined Facebook 100,000 euros ($109,000) today

    I know all these wacky symbols are anathema to Slashdot, but you don't even need Unicode to write €.

    (assuming it works beyond Preview)

  7. Re:Ethernet on Raspberry Pi 3 Rolls Out With Faster CPU, On-Board Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    And still no moon-on-a-stick, either!

  8. Re:And in other news... on IoT Devices Are Secretly Phoning Home (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    It gets dark at night, and water is wet...

    Except at the poles.

  9. Re:If you think on IoT Devices Are Secretly Phoning Home (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    Hey, he's got his smugly-sarcastic-narrative-that-makes-him-feel-smart-on-teh-internet and he's sticking with it.

  10. Re:it's not a secret on IoT Devices Are Secretly Phoning Home (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    it opens an attack vector into home networks.

    ET pwn home.

  11. Can't turn it off? on IoT Devices Are Secretly Phoning Home (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    Even if the user discovers it, it's still extremely hard to turn off.

    Why? Does it continue to draw energy from the ether after you unplug it?

    Sounds like an 80s episode of The Twilight Zone...

  12. Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon on Rubio, Cruz Try To Kill Neutrality On 1-Year Rule Anniversary (dslreports.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rubio, Cruz Try To Kill Neutrality On 1 Year Rule Anniversary

    Slashdot, using commas in place of the word "and" is a stupid, pointless tradition, and in this case it looks like you're tweeting Rubio to warn him about Cruz's plan (in bad English).

  13. After Miami resident, Claudia Castillo, noticed a cop speeding down the freeway

    In cases like this, when you use commas to add further identification or distinction, you should be able to remove what's between the commas and still have it make sense:

    After Miami resident noticed a cop speeding down the freeway

    Nope.

  14. Quantum mechanics link? on A New Algorithm Could Protect Ships From 'Rogue Waves' (cio.com) · · Score: 0

    I have a vague recollection of some mathematical link being postulated between rogue waves and some aspects of quantum mechanics.

    Anyone know what that might have been?

  15. a certified healthy physicist

    ...what?

  16. Extrapolate! on Leap Days May Be Going Away In the Not Too Distant Future · · Score: 2

    if we extrapolate backwards, we can find that early Earth had a day that lasted just 6.5 hours.

    How simplistic is such a backwards extrapolation?

    https://xkcd.com/605/ (most of you won't even need to click the link, I'm sure)

  17. Re:No air, no reason, so sorry on Former NASA Chief On US Space Policy: "No Vision, No Plan, No Budget" (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    It's widely believed Mars once had life.

    Is it? Widely hoped, perhaps, but I wouldn't even say it's widely suspected, let alone believed.

  18. How would they decide which errors to fix, and which mistakes to correct?

  19. Yet the download page says:

    MakeMKV BETA has several major restrictions.

            Program is time-limited -- it will stop functioning after 60 days. You can always download the latest version from makemkv.com that will reset the expiration date. ...
            Blu-ray and DVD discs are fully supported. ...

    Aside from restrictions above, the program is fully functional. Produced MKV files are not degraded in any way and have no time or usage restrictions.

    The AC above me claims that the page you linked to can't be navigated to from any other page.

  20. Re:Site attribution on Facebook Donating 25 State Of The Art GPU Servers To AI Research In Europe (phys.org) · · Score: 1

    Where is your submission visible on thestack.com?

  21. Re:No life on a planet? on Swedish Scientist Suggests That There Is Only One Earth (blastingnews.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't get it.

  22. It just means that our kind of solar-energy driven carbon-chemistry in water based life is likely to occur only once.

    How did you infer all that? As far I can tell, all the article seems to state is there should be no planets "like Earth" - without actually defining what "like Earth" means.

    It certainly doesn't say anything specific about life at all.

  23. Make up your mind on Swedish Scientist Suggests That There Is Only One Earth (blastingnews.com) · · Score: 1

    The computer simulation came up with exactly one Earth

    Indeed, strictly speaking, Earth itself should not exist, according to the computer model

    Well which is it? Either the simulation came up with exactly one Earth, or it didn't. From my reading of the article, the suggestion that "the simulation came up with exactly one Earth" is incorrect, which suggests to me they've just been too strict with deciding what constitutes an "Earth."

    If you mean a planet exactly like ours, to the molecule, then no, there is very very unlikely to be another. Widen the window and you can decide to find as many "Earths" as you want.

  24. beta

    Works.

    time-limited to 60 days

    I've been using it for years. Every now and then it tells me it's too old, but I just download the new version, reinstall it and it's back.

    That might change one day, but until then it's a perfectly good solution.

  25. ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.