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  1. Re:Greetings from TSP Hell on Integrating Agile Development · · Score: 1

    Hint: our CEO's name is Bill.

  2. One Question on Craigslist to Beam Ads into Space (for Free) · · Score: 1

    How do you convert the dollar prices to quatloos?

  3. Greetings from TSP Hell on Integrating Agile Development · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I WISH agile programming would catch on where I work. The big thing taking hold here now is TSP (Team Software Process), the most top-heavy methodology I've ever seen inflicted on developers, and I've been writing software for nearly 30 years.

    Example: the process dictates doing a manual code review individually and in a group, BEFORE COMPILING, to look for things like missing semicolons and other routine errors that the compiler would catch all by itself. If you've done your reviews right, then the code should compile the first time without errors.

    Seems like I've heard all this before. Like around 1978.

  4. Re:Somewhat offtopic but... on Integrating Agile Development · · Score: 1

    Dude, you should have made her do the coding so you could look over her shoulder. Get it right next time.

  5. Look at it this way on Music Labels May Seek Higher Download Prices · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think of the dupe as a remake of the original "classic" post.

  6. I feel so cheated! on Engineers Devise Invisibility Shield · · Score: 4, Funny

    This article is like going to a movie after seeing the really great preview, and finding out that the really great preview contains every single really great moment in the movie.

  7. Re:Whats next ? on RFID + Dart gun = DartMail! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hah! Way back around 1980 some computer technicians I worked with at Tektronix pioneered the InterDepartmental Ballistic Missile. Powered by freon, it flew about 100 ft, streaking over the heads of terrified cubicle inhabitants. They only did it once.

  8. Re:Ringtones are one of the dumbest things to pay on Short History of Cellphone Ringtones · · Score: 1

    AND... apart from the money, the one guy spent THREE DAYS DECIDING which ringtone best expressed his personality! He should have just tattooed "hopelessly indecisive" on his head, in washable pen in case things changed.

    I crack myself up!

  9. "an avalanche of lawsuits" on MP3beamer Released · · Score: 1

    Incredibly funny phrase. Maybe I'm just in a mood. Haven't RTA yet but the post made my day. Good jorb.

  10. What about a history of You-Have-Mail sounds? on Short History of Cellphone Ringtones · · Score: 2, Funny

    Years ago, a guy I worked with audio-edited the Windows "You have mail" voice with a Southpark clip. So about every 20 minutes it said, "OH MY GOD!!! ... you have mail ... YOU BASTARD!!!"

    The guy himself was incredibly annoying, but I never got tired of hearing that. Seems funny even now.

  11. Insightful on Short History of Cellphone Ringtones · · Score: 1

    Agree 100%, this should have been Insightful.

    Ringtones are about as interesting and important as fingernail polish.

  12. R.I.P. on TrekUnited Reports Mission Successful at Trek Rallies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not the series, the poor guy's server.
    http://www.western-alliance.net/lordprox/trek/
    /sniff

  13. Paying the Piper on Patents and Eminent Domain · · Score: 1

    I'm against treating ideas as property, but if the IP industry wants it that way then they should have to live with the unintended consequences, just as we are already living with unintended consequences of the DMCA. Ideas can't be treated like property only in the ways that are to the advantage of the rights holders, oops, I guess it's "owners" now. It doesn't work that way with real property.

    In point of fact, the entertainment industry has already applauded government seizure of intellectual property on a grand scale. In 1998 when Congress extended copyright terms for another umpteen years, they took property away from the general public, who had already done their part by paying the cost of copyright enforcement for years and years, expecting to "own" these properties after a specific period of time. Congress suddenly decided that wasn't going to happen.

    How would you feel if you made payments on a 30-year mortgage for 29 years, and then Congress suddenly redefined all 30-year mortages as 80-year mortgages, to allow the mortgage companies to continue making more money? That's essentially what happened when copyrights were extended. So I say to the IP crowd, you made your bed (actually, you paid a few Congressmen to make it for you), now you can lie in it.

    One more thing. There is a very long history of legal precedent for holding property owners liable for damages directly caused by their property. Waivers and disclaimers carry little weight when the property owner can be shown to have been negligent. I hope the owners of shoddy software and other intangibles are ready to take on a real-world load of responsibility for the real-world damages caused by their virtual property.

  14. Re:Irrelevant on Is the iPod Shuffle Playing Favorites? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Go ahead and call me a dumbass. I deserve it for commenting without reading the article, which turns out to be very interesting. Please ignore my stupid post.

  15. Irrelevant on Is the iPod Shuffle Playing Favorites? · · Score: 0

    If you download tunes from your own mp3 collection onto the IPod shuffle and call it good, it doesn't really matter what Apple does.

  16. Obvious solution on Exultant · · Score: 1

    Write a review of something else and submit it.

  17. Nice Review on Exultant · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to check out this book. Personally I believe a hive-like state is the only long term survivable state for humanity, even though I don't like the idea. Any society with freedom of individual thought and action will self-destruct when technology advances to the point where free individuals can wield enough power to destroy it.

    Science fiction involving high-tech freedom fighters doesn't usually address the question of what happens after the Death Star blows up. At least in Star Wars we got to see that the Empire simply built another one. Surely it's obvious that various people will keep figuring out how to do the same thing. Eventually one of them will win, and once is all it takes.

  18. Re:Hah! I called this one on Congress to Investigate ChoicePoint · · Score: 1

    Bush even gave a speech where he called asbestos suits "frivolous"

    Long ago I reached the point where nothing Bush says surprises, shocks or appalls me anymore. It's like throwing gasoline on the sun.

  19. Re:Nice little troll, here's a biscuit on Nat Friedman on the Future of Collaboration · · Score: 1

    Sweaty Dead Guys.
    Eewwww.
    On the other hand, great band name.

  20. Great Post! on Optimizations - Programmer vs. Compiler? · · Score: 1

    Just want to compliment Savanar Kannan on this post. It's an excellent question. Lots of interesting information in the replies. That's what Slashdot is all about.

  21. Re:Thank you Darl! on SCO Granted Hearing on Potential Delisting · · Score: 1

    Well then think about the employees. A company is more than a number on a stock ticker. People who worked for SCO over the years put a lot of commitment and effort into making it as successful as it was. That's been pretty well wiped out now because a handful of people at the top made really, REALLY stupid decisions, trying to pull off their big legal maneuver instead of focusing on things like, ohhh, making and selling better products.

    I also don't think many of the investors can really have been expected to understand the convolutions of this lawsuit or predict its outcome, any more than people understand any of the thousands of other lawsuits corporations are constantly filing against each other. Investment strategy is supposed to be based on how well a company does business, because that's what a company is supposed to do. SCO was a good company until Darl's ego flew it into the side of a mountain.

  22. Re:Bandwidth Cost on Fan Group Creates Full-Length Discworld Movie · · Score: 1

    Interesting review. I have never read Pratchett's work but you got me interested. Thanks! Off to the library...

  23. I want to see this on Fan Group Creates Full-Length Discworld Movie · · Score: 1

    Fan productions are always fun.
    row 2 column 2 = hotness.

  24. Thank you Darl! on SCO Granted Hearing on Potential Delisting · · Score: 1

    On behalf of thousands of SCO employees and stockholders who have invested their time and money in SCO, I'd like to thank Darl McBride for being a complete and utter buffoon. His personal fortune should be stripped away and distributed to all the people he has screwed through this idiotic and pointless crusade.

  25. Re:He needs to get out more on ALA President Not Fond of Bloggers · · Score: 1

    That's a well worded opinion and I respect you for it, except where you refer to the thoughts and feelings of ordinary people as "pollution." That's about as inane, ego-stroking and self-serving as criticizing someone's private penchant for not using capital letters.