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TrekUnited Reports Mission Successful at Trek Rallies

Lord Prox writes "TrekUnited.com has the scoop on the LA/Paramount, Tel Aviv, and New York rallies. Surprises include a group of donors pledging a resounding $3mil and the appearances of cast and crew members. Reuters and Wired have details on the rallies and I took a few snapshots as well."

413 comments

  1. Does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Major combat at UPN is finished?

  2. ORNL Federal Credit Union by fembots · · Score: 1, Troll

    The campaign to save the show is headed by Trekkie Tim Brazeal. Brazeal, 42, is galvanizing thousands of fans worldwide to collect $32 million to pay for the cost of a fifth season of Star Trek: Enterprise.

    The contributed money is transferred to a secure account set up at ORNL Federal Credit Union which only multiple trustees can access.

    Looks like they have things covered, no? After all, $32 million is not $32,000

  3. God no. by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Insightful

    c'mon people...

    we need a 20 year break from teh Trek.

    1. Re:God no. by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then don't watch it dumbass, and let those of us who want to, to continue to watch.

    2. Re:God no. by w3weasel · · Score: 1, Funny

      Blasphemer!

      by Landru, Thou art forsaken

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    3. Re:God no. by tonejava · · Score: 1

      It's dead Jim, DEAD!!!!!!!

    4. Re:God no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we can start a campaign to raise funds and pay them not to make Trek?

    5. Re:God no. by Lord+Prox · · Score: 1

      It's dead Jim, DEAD!!!!!!!

      the show or my server... I'm tryin' to fix the server now... yeah I know, hopeless...

    6. Re:God no. by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Then don't watch it dumbass, and let those of us who want to, to continue to watch.

      Err, we are - that's why the ratings are plummeting, the trekkers have moved on and let the newbie trekkers watch.

      Hence the cancellation.

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    7. Re:God no. by tonejava · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the show, reminds of that Futurama episode where the Trekkies have their own religion to the fanatical point whereby Star Trek is ban from society ;-)

    8. Re:God no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't watch it dumbass, and let those of us who want to, to continue to watch.

      No, what he should do is to start his own rallies and raise a few million dollars which will be paid if Voyager gets cancelled.

  4. A Few Notes: by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay before things get out of hand let me make a few points on behalf of myself and fellow Star Trek fans.

    1 - To BSG fans, while it may be a good show, it's still not Star Trek. It's not set in the familiar setting and universe that Star trek fans like and know.

    2 - Why is having only one good sci-fi show on good enough

    3 - To all of you who watched the first couple of seasons, it's a gotten a lot better and is hardly the same show. I stopped watching midway though the second, but came back in the fourth and it's much better. If it continues the way it has gone in this past season it should easily pass Voyager in quality and could potentially reach TNG standards

    I also watch BSG and the two Stargate shows, but I also like Enterprise, and would like as many options as i can get.

    1. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      agreed!

      More good sci-fi shows, the better. Although I wouldn't say Enterprise is set in the familiar Trek setting.. It's close though ;)

      As for season 4, it rocks over any previous Enterprise season. It's almost like they writers looked at each other and said "ok, it's the last season, we don't have to worry about anything to let's just write whatever comes through our minds". And thus, without stress of having to perform to get a new season, they're doing much better!

    2. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1 - To BSG fans, while it may be a good show, it's still not Star Trek. It's not set in the familiar setting and universe that Star trek fans like and know.

      Unfamiliar universes are great for TV shows and uncouple you from the constraints that familiar settings build up over time.

      2 - Why is having only one good sci-fi show on good enough

      It's less likely to get cancelled.

      3 - To all of you who watched the first couple of seasons, it's a gotten a lot better and is hardly the same show. I stopped watching midway though the second, but came back in the fourth and it's much better. If it continues the way it has gone in this past season it should easily pass Voyager in quality and could potentially reach TNG standards

      This is where you're dead right; unfortunately networks go after viewing figures. They have no concept of an idea being nurtured and grown into, thus attracting greater numbers over time. People don't think long-term any more, and relating to your first point, people like the Star Trek universe because it's there, the chances of any network creating a comparable backdrop universe over - what's Star Trek, 40 years in the making - are minimal at best...

      I'm not knocking Star Trek or anything, but I lost a lot of interest after TNG. Having a 20 year haitus only to have series come thick and fast was probably something to do with this, and much as I like Star Trek, I'd like to see them actually stop and think before pulling another one out of the hat.

    3. Re:A Few Notes: by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it continues the way it has gone in this past season it should easily pass Voyager in quality and could potentially reach TNG standards

      Let me get this straight - After 4 years (or however long it's been running) you're saying it's not even better than Voyager yet, and not up to the standards of TNG?

      You're only reinforcing the reason i'm not watching it...I'll just stick to my slow acquisition of the DS9 box sets instead.

    4. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wasn't DS9 on for like 6 years before it got even remotely as good as TNG?

    5. Re:A Few Notes: by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say Season 4 was better than any Voyager season, and up to the quality of a TNG season. If you look at the series as a whole, right now it stands about with Voyager due to the first two seasons, but if it were allowed to continue for 3 more years with the remaining seasons the same quality or better than season 4, I'd say it could reach TNG overall quality, and could easily pass Voyager overall with only on more good season.

    6. Re:A Few Notes: by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, I think the series hit its stride somewhere in the 3rd season....By the 6th and 7th, I can't say that it was incredible, but by no means was it as unwatchable as some of the Voyager episodes.

    7. Re:A Few Notes: by MrHarv · · Score: 1

      Seasons 1 and 2 weren't exactly spectacular by any means, but from season 3 onwards it's been absolutely brilliant. In my opinion, season 4 has so far been some of the best Trek in the history of the franchise.

      I watch BSG and both Stargates as well, which I think are amazing, but they're radically different to Enterprise, and thus don't have some of the stuff that I watch Enterprise for!

    8. Re:A Few Notes: by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Trek universe is old and has a lot of constraints in it.

      I think you have Voyager and TNG mixed up. The TNG was terrible, and Voyager was 10 times better.

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    9. Re:A Few Notes: by ericdano · · Score: 1
      You have to move out of your mom's house. TNG sucked. Voyager was way better. The "run the ship by committee" that TNG had was lame. Characters were lame.

      Voyager, though it had some lame episodes, was 10 times more watchable.

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    10. Re:A Few Notes: by dahlek · · Score: 1
      To many, Enterprise doesn't feel like Star Trek ;)

      It's a pile, dude, get over it.

      A better effort would be to make a DS9 movie or series of movies...

      Peace and long life,

    11. Re:A Few Notes: by istewart · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1 - To Enterprise fans, while it may be slowly turning into a good show, it's still not Star Trek. It's not set in the familiar setting and universe that Star trek fans like and know. They seem to have ripped off token aliens such as the Klingons, Romulans, and even the Borg (!!!), but half the time they mess up the characterizations, such as the suddenly dictatorial emo Vulcans. An upside-down Akira-class is kinda cute, to those who get the reference, but it doesn't make much sense 100 years before Kirk. Heck, it didn't even have "Star Trek" in the title for the first two seasons, and they're only just now trying to tie it in!

      2 - I think it would've worked much better had they left it as a Quantum Leap spinoff, although it pissed me off that they threw in that Temporal Cold War thing but refused to offer an explanation as to why Al couldn't communicate with Sam. Or is that Daniels guy supposed to be Al's descendant or something? And if he can travel through time at will, why can't they just use his gadgetry to (finally) bring Sam home? And does Sam really survive into the 22nd century so he can leap that far? If so, he must be getting pretty old and moldy strapped into that chair at the research institute. I can see why they abandoned that premise, but I think a complicated resolution would be more interesting than this after-the-fact Star Trek prequel bullshit.

    12. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, at least TNG had a captian that wasn't afraid to stretch the boundries of the accepted moral code. There wasn't much that would stop Piccard from kicking some serious alien ass, whereas Janeway would let her crew get devistated if a lil' cute fucking bunny* was in her ship's way.

      *Don't ask me what the fuck a fucking bunny was doing way the fucking hell out in bumfuck nowhere.

    13. Re:A Few Notes: by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yes, Gilligan's Island was also very watchable, but I wouldn't rate it as a better drama than TNG, and it had the same premise as Voyager.

      Plus the Skipper was a far less nasal and annoying leader.

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    14. Re:A Few Notes: by ericdano · · Score: 0, Troll
      Come on, if there is no cure for baldness but there is hyperdrive, something is wrong.

      TNG sucked. Star Trek is dead. Make the madness stop. No more movies, nothing. Federal laws should be enacted to hold Paramount to a 5 year haitus on the Star Trek crap.

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    15. Re:A Few Notes: by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Come on, if there is no cure for baldness but there is hyperdrive, something is wrong

      By that argument, Voyager was crap too. They had a bald hologram. Surely they could have programmed him some hair.

    16. Re:A Few Notes: by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Star Trek generally is crap. Voyager was less crap-filled than TNG. Enterprise. Crap. Terrible acting. Lame characters. Yuck.

      Good that they took it off the air.

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    17. Re:A Few Notes: by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Look, a show that "could potentially pass Voyager" in quality really isn't worth my time. Babylon 5 was very good. Battlestar Galactica is shaping up to be neat. Quantum Leap was fun. When a show comes on TV and *two seasons* are well accepted even as die-hard fans as "not very good," it's time to move on. I just hope they end up spending this money on getting food and water to people who need it.

    18. Re:A Few Notes: by 1u3hr · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Come on, if there is no cure for baldness but there is hyperdrive, something is wrong.

      Baldness can be a choice. However, wearing eyeglasses in the 24th century (they'll be obsolete in 20 years, I think) is just a stupid anachronism.

    19. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By "it got even remotely as good as TNG", did you mean "slipped in quality until it was almost the pile of shit that TNG was"?

    20. Re:A Few Notes: by StarManta.Mini · · Score: 1

      The first two seasons of TNG were pretty bad as well. IMO, the third season of Enterprise is among the best seasons ever produced in scifi (I'm not particularly attached to the rigidity of my star trek universe, which probably explains that.) and the fourth is very good as well. In other words, as far as I'm concerned, it's on equal footing with TNG at this time, and I'm enthusiastic about the possibility of new episodes.

      You're only reinforcing the reason i'm not watching it...I'll just stick to my slow acquisition of the DS9 box sets instead.

      Wait... you're using DS9 as the example in this case? Until midway through the fourth season, DS9 was awful.

    21. Re:A Few Notes: by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      I can only speak for myself but personally I believe that season 3 of Enterprise was better than Voyager. Season 4 is an improvement over that.

      This show did nothing for two years but provide one reason after another for Star Trek fans to leave. In season three it did a halfway reasonable turnaround but one season wasn't enough to undo the damage, particularly when that one season was a year long story arc. That was a bad decision IMO. If they'd done the kinds of stories they're doing now last season UPN wouldn't be flushing this show. To straighten things out they needed two years of quality storylines and they needed them to be accessible to anyone who hadn't been watching, both new viewers and returning fans.

      The single most frustrating thing about the mess Enterprise is in right now is that you could have started this show up with any ten or so Star Trek fans plucked from any convention you wanted to get them from and they could have avoided the mistakes that were made over the last two years. You could bring in anyone you found walking around at a Star Trek convention today and correct whatever is still wrong with it.

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    22. Re:A Few Notes: by sjames · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought Voyager lost serious credibility when the captain thought the prime directive applied to what was clearly a post warp culture.

    23. Re:A Few Notes: by king-manic · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I thought Voyager lost serious credibility when the captain thought the prime directive applied to what was clearly a post warp culture. ... Worst episode ever.

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    24. Re:A Few Notes: by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      In the books, well before they showed up on screen, Kirk was given a pair of glasses by McCoy (later they show up in Star Trek IV as a pawned item that loops through time).

      They are anachronisms - affections. Much like ties. I'd hardly expect to see a tie on Wall Street these days... unless people like anachronisms and fashion is full of retro throwbacks.

      Which it is. How many people do you know who own swords, analog clocks with gears or like old cars?

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    25. Re:A Few Notes: by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You haven't seen season 4. They turned over creative control to someone who got the hell rid of the temporal war and has brought back in Orion Slave Girls, real emotionless Vulcans (reintroduced Kohlinar) and has made the Klingons look like TOS Klingons (i.e., no ridges).

      Note how everybody here who is defending it is solely defending Season 4? That's because Season 4 is *good*. More than that, it addresses all the problems you had with it.

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    26. Re:A Few Notes: by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Why do you think glasses will be obsolete in 20 years? I doubt surgery will become cheaper or less risky than glasses by then, and contacts are more expensive over time as well. Plus, poking myself in the eye every morning just doesn't appeal to me. Not to mention that a good set of frames can compliment your face nicely. I like my look better with my glasses than without.

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    27. Re:A Few Notes: by outZider · · Score: 1

      Terrible acting. Lame Characters. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.

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    28. Re:A Few Notes: by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yes, Gilligan's Island was also very watchable, but I wouldn't rate it as a better drama than TNG, and it had the same premise as Voyager.

      My favorite Voyager was the episode where they make a warp drive out of coconuts.

    29. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baldness can be a choice. However, wearing eyeglasses in the 24th century (they'll be obsolete in 20 years, I think) is just a stupid anachronism.

      Isaac Asimov disagrees with you.

    30. Re:A Few Notes: by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      Baldness can be a choice. However, wearing eyeglasses in the 24th century (they'll be obsolete in 20 years, I think) is just a stupid anachronism.

      Wearing glasses can be a choice as well, some people look better with them than without. Some even wear glasses with no optical properties at all. It may be vain, but it's not infeasible.

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    31. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an aside, I absolutely love how they solved that Klingon issue! The writers who came up with it deserve a pay raise.

      Not only that, burt I thought it worked really well with Worf's line, "We don't like to talk about that."

    32. Re:A Few Notes: by PGillingwater · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that Janeway was happy to violate the prime directive when it was trumped by the Omega directive.

      (The episode concerned the intervention in a pre-warp culture that was experimenting with Omega particles/atoms, which had the potential to severely damage subspace -- and 7 of 9 had her religious experience due to the "perfection" of the Omega atom.)

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    33. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG! you trekkers are wack.

      TNG sucked. holy crap the acting in the first 2 years was HORRIBLE! the whole show is so sanitized it was not funny.

      enterprise is at LEAST 10 times better than TNG at it's absolute best.

      All we need now is to turn archer into a womanizer and get him laid on every planet they get to. plus the humans need to overreact and start arming to the teeth.

      The sanitized trek universe sucks, The origional treck had some merits but it was mad at a time where a salt shaker can pass for a medical tricorder.

      I on a regular basis tell you rabit skiffy fans to get a fracking life. Shatner's work today in boston legal far surpasses any of the crud that was made in the trek series until this date.

      holy shit, you going to tell me what is wrong with stargate-atlantis now? a show that has higer ratings than any trek series EVER had and is not considered a high rated show?

    34. Re:A Few Notes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that shit, I'd get surgery right now except I look way better in glasses and I'd feel like a dork wearing glasses with non-prescription lenses (I realize not getting surgery just so I can wear presciption lenses is equally annoying, but it feels less weird to me).

    35. Re:A Few Notes: by kypper · · Score: 2, Funny

      They used to rub the bald head for luck. Sheesh, don't you ever watch the outtakes?!?

    36. Re:A Few Notes: by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      OK... Im gonna show my self up as a Trek geek here. The spec Kirk had in IV and sold to get some cash were a gift from Dr McCoy... they were given to him in ST II because Kirk apparently had an allergy to the drug used to treat short sightedness((The drug had a name that started with an R... it was discussed in the scene in II when McCoy brings Kirk some brandy for his brithday)

    37. Re:A Few Notes: by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By that argument, Voyager was crap too. They had a bald hologram. Surely they could have programmed him some hair.

      Nah; remember, when they made the Final Fantasy movie, something like 25% of the rendering time was due to Aki Ross's hair?

      I'm sure they could have given the Doctor in Voyager hair that was long, shiny and bounced around like something from a shampoo ad- but only at the cost of consuming 99.99999% of the onboard computer's power, leaving them just enough to play 'Super Breakout' on the viewing screen.

      And don't give me some explanation as to how this wouldn't happen because holograms work differently or something. IT'S NOT REAL. IT'S A DAMN TV SHOW, and I don't want a 20,000 word explanation using pseudo-science that some scriptwriter invented to let Wesley Crusher get Captain Picard out of trouble in the final five minutes of a first-season ST:TNG show. AAAWWRGH!!!

      Frankly, I'd rather spend the time learning about quantum theory, or whatever....

      And BTW, Voyager *was* crap because of the hologram; not for the reason you mentioned, but because the hologram/holodeck was a grossly overused plot device by that time.

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    38. Re:A Few Notes: by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Yup, and they are later discussed as being an affection, as there are other ways to treat his eyesight. He had developed an attachment to the specs. They were retcon'ed into being antiques in TVH, however.

      Some of this may be from the book, and I would not be terribly astonished if I were incorrect (although I'm pretty sure I remember it right, I can't cite when the discussion occurred).

      -- Evan the intellectual coward.

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    39. Re:A Few Notes: by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Why do you think glasses will be obsolete in 20 years? I doubt surgery will become cheaper

      It doesn't have to be cheaper than glasses, it just has to be cheaper than it is now; and is it *that* expensive now?

      or less risky than glasses by then

      *That's* the issue- not the price. Personally, I wouldn't care if it was free; I wouldn't even consider it for another 10-15 years...

      But I'll say one thing; glasses will still be used in third-world countries for a *long* time to come.

      Plus, poking myself in the eye every morning just doesn't appeal to me.

      It's something you get used to; the monthly disposables (my ones are J&J 'Surevue') are very comfortable, and work out cheaper than daily disposables, even after adding the cost of peroxide solution.

      If this is the reason you (or anyone else) is put off getting lenses, you can go to the opticians, ask if you can have a month's trial (even if you have to pay, you have at most the cost of your eye examination and 1 month's lenses). Whereas with non-disposables, the cost-risk is an issue, you don't stand to lose so much if you dislike the monthlies.

      One other thing; my optician claims that peroxide-based all-in-one soaks (where the nasty peroxide kills the germs and gets neutralised by a catalyst in the case overnight) doesn't build-up and/or cause potential allergy problems that other solutions can cause some people.

      Personally, I like the idea that the un-neutralised peroxide is more likely to kill germs on the lens *and* in the case (cf. non-peroxide solutions), but I don't know how true that is.

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    40. Re:A Few Notes: by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      My memory is jogged even further... they were apparently circa the American Civil War era. And they got three hundred dollars for em. And of course the reason he didnt mind parting with them too much was because they figured that, as they were in the past, they would be purchased at some point in the furture and given to Kirk again by McCoy. AFAIK it was never resolved as to weather or not this plan worked out. Tho I do seem to have a vague memory of Kirk wearing specs in a later movie. It might have been VI... or maybe even generations when he was in the dopey special effect heaven land. God I need to get out more.

    41. Re:A Few Notes: by gozar · · Score: 1
      In the books, well before they showed up on screen, Kirk was given a pair of glasses by McCoy (later they show up in Star Trek IV as a pawned item that loops through time).

      We actually see McCoy give Kirk the glasses in the beginning of Star Trek II. Kirk was allergic to the medication to treat his condition. He uses them in the first battle against Kahn to read a display.

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    42. Re:A Few Notes: by Kombat · · Score: 1

      contacts are more expensive over time as well

      Only if your prescription never changes. A year's worth of contacts cost me about $120. My glasses cost $400. If my prescription changes even a little in 2 or 3 years (which it inevitably will), I'll need to buy new glasses. I'll need new contacts, too, but I get new contacts every year anyway. I the cost comparison is much closer than you think.

      Plus, poking myself in the eye every morning just doesn't appeal to me.

      Neither does jabbing my wife in the cheek with my wire frames while I'm trying to kiss her. You get over the "poking your eye" thing real fast. The benefits of contact lenses are numerous. They don't fog up when you come indoors from the cold. You can see better in the dark (no glare or reflections). You can actually see in the rain/snow/drizzle. Your peripheral vision is sharp. You don't get red marks on your nose where your glasses were resting all day. You can see clearly while playing sports. They don't get in the way when doing photography, or target practice with a rifle. You can wear them in a pool. You can sleep with them in without worrying about rolling over and destroying your glasses accidentally. You can wear any kind of sunglasses you want and still be able to see clearly.

      Not to mention that a good set of frames can compliment your face nicely.

      According to whom? That's right: the eyewear industry. That's just marketing propaganda they shovel to sell glasses. I admit that there are a few rare people that can look better with glasses, but in the vast majority of cases, glasses detract from your appearance. Ever notice that almost NOBODY on TV is wearing glasses? In Sport's Illustrated's Swimsuit issue, or Maxim, or Playboy, how many of the people are wearing glasses? If glasses really, truly made you look better, wouldn't at least some of the models be wearing them?

      Wearing glasses makes your eyes look smaller. Ever notice that when you see someone take off their glasses, their eyes suddenly look much bigger? Well, bigger eyes = youthful look = attractive. Conversely, the illusion of smaller eyes produced by glasses conveys the impression of "beady" eyes, or someone introverted.

      Glasses make you look smart. That's about it. I've been wearing contacts for years, and I'll never go back to glasses.

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    43. Re:A Few Notes: by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Like the episode where they must ration the replicator because of power problems (which was cool), but later in the episode they are playing pool on the holodeck. I watched season 1 part of season 2 and part of season 4 (I do think that Seven was a decent character, at least at first).

      Johnny Carson quit when he was still on top. Star Trek should have stopped after DS9. Although the last few movies were pretty good. I'm sure people will flame me into tiny cinders, but I thought "Insurrection" and "Nemesis" were quite good. Especially "Insurrection". "First Contact" seemed like a generic SF script shoe-horned into the Star Trek setting. It wasn't a bad movie, but it wasn't good Star Trek.

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    44. Re:A Few Notes: by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      My wife had laser eye surgery and went from one step above legally blind to almost perfect vision. Aside of multiple warnings from "The Simpsons" and "Futurama" that she'll go blind in 10 years, it's been a perfect solution, and it wasn't THAT expensive.

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    45. Re:A Few Notes: by first.last · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yet the idea of 7of9 in a coconut bra intrigues me.


      Semi-related: Whatever happened to the FARSCAPE movie???

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    46. Re:A Few Notes: by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Damn, now I'm all curious. Which episode should I be looking for a synopsis of? :)

    47. Re:A Few Notes: by badmammajamma · · Score: 0

      "TNG sucked. holy crap the acting in the first 2 years was HORRIBLE! the whole show is so sanitized it was not funny."

      Wow, you figured this out all on your own? Listen, dipshit, it wasn't the acting that was the problem. All of those guys can act very well. It was the directing that was horrible.

      "enterprise is at LEAST 10 times better than TNG at it's absolute best."

      Enterprise is garbage. The acting is horrible, Bakula is the worst possible person you could pick as the captain of a starship. The writing is marginal. Please tell me how it was 10 times better than ANYTHING?

      "The sanitized trek universe sucks, The origional treck had some merits but it was mad at a time where a salt shaker can pass for a medical tricorder."

      Yeah, it's a bit sanitized. I would like a bit more cowboy action like Kirk's adventures. He wasn't affraid to kick some alien ass.

      "holy shit, you going to tell me what is wrong with stargate-atlantis now?"

      Seen it. It's lame. Was hard to watch an entire episode. As for it's ratings being better than any trek series ever...prove it.

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      Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. -- H. L. Mencken
    48. Re:A Few Notes: by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Wearing glasses can be a choice as well, some people look better with them than without. Some even wear glasses with no optical properties at all. It may be vain, but it's not infeasible.

      I can't see it being allowed or encouraged for a (Star Fleet) officer on active duty, if a simple safe procedure to give anyone better than 20/20 vision was available (as it arguably is now, and surely will in a decade or two). Civilians may dress up or mutilate themselves in all kinds of bizarre ways back on earth. (Remember Baron Harkonnen who enjoyed cultivating various skin lesions...)

    49. Re:A Few Notes: by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Why do you think glasses will be obsolete in 20 years? I doubt surgery will become cheaper or less risky than glasses by then,

      I do. If not Lasik, then perhaps permanently inserted lenses. You can still wear sunglasses all day if you like.

    50. Re:A Few Notes: by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      Maybe because the evidence that almost everything we've been taught about how the eye focuses is incorrect will start to trickle out. Then people will learn that except in severe cases you can restore your eyesight yourself.

      I don't think it'll happen though. Current studies showing the deformation properties of the eye are having absolutely no effect on the billion dollar 'eye care' industry. Which of course, is yet another 'not in your best interest, but in my corporate interest' business.

    51. Re:A Few Notes: by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Voyager had a bald hologram because Robert Picardo himself doesn't have much hair either.

      Or did you somehow suddenly forget that the people you see on that show are just actors, and that there's no such thing as an emergency medical hologram in the first place?

    52. Re:A Few Notes: by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Um, why would I waste my time even watching the good takes?? And then you tell me the outtakes might be better......

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      I moderate therefore I rule!
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    53. Re:A Few Notes: by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      The look on her face when she saw your mug clearly for the first time must have been priceless. =)

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    54. Re:A Few Notes: by tim1724 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Damn, now I'm all curious. Which episode should I be looking for a synopsis of? :)

      It was a two-parter:

      1. Affliction
      2. Divergence





      SPOILER WARNING








      Earlier in the season it was revealed that Dr. Soong (great-grandparent of the one who made Data & Lore) had raised some leftover embryos of the genetically modified humans who caused the trouble back in the Eugenics Wars. There was some interaction with the Klingons, and the Klingons decided that in order to compete with genetically-modified humans (who were as strong and agressive as Klingons) they needed to make genetically-modified Klingons. But rather than starting from scratch, they used DNA from the dead bodies of some of the genetically modified humans to develop a virus which would enhance Klingons. The virus had a number of unfortunate side effects, such as killing the recipient, and causing a human-like appearnace by removing the cranial ridges. (The second effect was probably considered worse by most of the recipients.)

      The Klingons kidnapped Dr. Phlox to help them find a cure for the virus, which he manages to do in the nick of time (of course) but it is only mostly effective .. the virus still removes the cranial ridges of the Klingons. Oh, and it changes their DNA such that their kids won't have cranial ridges either.

      So there you have it. The lack of prosthetic makeup on the original series Klingons is connected with Khan. Wacky, ain't it?








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      -- Tim Buchheim
    55. Re:A Few Notes: by txtracer · · Score: 1

      Robert Picardo, however, was great.

      "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." Cracked me up every time.

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      -=+>txtracer<+=-
      -Those who do not learn from history are doomed.
    56. Re:A Few Notes: by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Thanks! Definitely a very cute solution... :)

    57. Re:A Few Notes: by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      No big deal. She'd seen my big poast roast of a face clearly with glasses or contacts for years. However, she could now see me first thing in the morning...

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    58. Re:A Few Notes: by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I actually liked some of the earlier stuff, once they got into the time travel and interdimensional aliens crap i stopped watching it.

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
  5. In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cast members were seen laughing all the way to the bank.

  6. Your parents called.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    They want their basement back.

    1. Re:Your parents called.... by aelbric · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am a 'Trek fan, but I have to agree with the parent's sentiment (except for the comment on "giving away software for free"). There are much better uses for $32M US.

      As long as we keep trying to maintain the old franchises, there is no incentive for new material.

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      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    2. Re:Your parents called.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the "better uses" I can think of involve my pocket...

    3. Re:Your parents called.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue isn't wether there are better uses for $32 million. The issue is wether there is a better use for $12 to $32 than for 22 * episode_length hours of entertainment.

    4. Re:Your parents called.... by jetsfandb · · Score: 1

      Your teacher called.
      Recess is over. Time to go back to finger painting.

      --
      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acqui
    5. Re:Your parents called.... by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. A much better use would be to design a cyborg assassin with an Austrian accent and send it back in time to kill Rick Berman before he became involved in Star Trek TNG.

    6. Re:Your parents called.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would title it:

      The Bermanator!

      It's Bragariffic!

    7. Re:Your parents called.... by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
      I so agree. We've just had the tsunami. Theres famine is Africa. Poverty is rife around the world.

      ....and some people donate millions for a TV SHOW? Jesus, Get a grip!

  7. It's so good... by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... to see nerds of different ethnicities fighting for a common goal. *wipes tear*

    1. Re:It's so good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, i hope he choked someone.

    2. Re:It's so good... by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      /.'ed. Dear God, we're to the point where even a comment can innitiate a Slashdotting!

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      ...Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
  8. bring back shatner! by shrewd · · Score: 4, Funny

    nuff said

    1. Re:bring back shatner! by BorgHunter · · Score: 1

      I think...that you have...a...great idea...here...Mr. Shrewd...

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      "Excuse me, did you say 'Trekker'? The word is 'Trekkie.' I should know; I created them." -- Gene Roddenberry
    2. Re:bring back shatner! by kd5ujz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just who did YOU think donated the $3M?

      --
      -William
      God is everything science has yet to explain.
    3. Re:bring back shatner! by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      He is back. And he rocks in Boston Legal.

      Though not as good as James Spader.

      Back OT though ... wonder if the source of the production money will have any change on the production values.

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
  9. Oh my God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just let Roddenberry's ghost rest in peace and stop milking the cash cow.

    And I'm posting anonymously so all the fanboys who don't know good sci-fi from schlock don't start sending me hatemail.

    1. Re:Oh my God! by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      I think you mean schleck, since of course you can't be badmouthing the webtoon Schlock Mercenary

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      I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
    2. Re:Oh my God! by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      He died way way back in 1991, when the Next Generation was still airing new episodes, well before Deep Space 9 or Voyager. The voice of the ship's computer has been doing his job ever since.

    3. Re:Oh my God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that Roddenberry's untimely demise coincided with TNG starting to not suck. Don't you remember those first couple of seasons? Wagh!

      Any part of TNG that was good was due entirely to Majel Roddenberry's ability to turn straw into gold. An ability that she seems to have lost with Earth: The Final Conflict.

  10. Now If Only They Could Do This For Good Shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't get me wrong, Enterprise is an okay show but there are many others out there that are so much better that don't even get to see the light of day. In an era where Battlestar Galactica and Babylon 5 are superior in almost every conceivable way is there really any room left for Star Trek?

    1. Re:Now If Only They Could Do This For Good Shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of this is a matter of opinions. Looks like a lot of people are enjoying Enterprise, even if you don't. Even if Enterprise isn't the best serie to date, it's still way better than the sleep inducing Babylon 5. See? Opinions.

    2. Re:Now If Only They Could Do This For Good Shows by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I find BSG to be sup-par. It is okay. But I don't see where everyone is getting this "greatest SF show ever"

      I mean, really most of the characters are flat or typical. Lady President (typical bland), Adama (out of character, standard military father with troubled son relationship), Apollo (flat like a door), Commander Thai (typical), the only one that is a slight twist and maybe unique was making Starbuck a woman.

      Drama is like a bad soap opera at times. But hey it's the first season so I am giving it some room to grow. Babylon 5 was "okay" for much of the first season...it wasn't until later that it intensified.

      Enterprise has a great philosophy now. All episodes are now mini-arcs that allow for better story and build-up.

      Second, the new writers are doing what the early writers failed to, to the great annoyance of the fan base,...they are now endeavoring to stay within cannon. But not just that,....they are going so far as explaining the errors of the old cannon.

      SPOILERS
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      For example, in recent episodes, they explained WHY the Klingons from TOS did not have all the ridge bones, etc. that the later Klingons of Movies/TNG had. And they did so in a legitmate non-convoluted way with a story that can actually be bought and believed in the Trek universe. They explained why Dr. Noonian Soongh went the route he did in constructing Data/Lore. It's actually adding to the understanding of the Trek universe instead of conflicting it. And that's good.

  11. In Case It Goes Out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    TrekUnited campaign speeds up on an energizing Friday
    Rallies draw attention on fan efforts / TrekUnited fund passes 50,000$

    Posted by: Chris R. - 02.25.05

    As fan rallies in Tel Aviv, New York City and Los Angeles to protest the cancellation of Star Trek: Enterprise have come to an end, first reports indicate a "Mission successful!"

    On Thursday, Israel-based Star Trek fans met inside Tel Aviv University for an information lecture and Star Trek screening, as a first of several global rallies voicing support for the show. BBC Entertainment reported on the event.

    In New York, rally participants had a busy Friday despite the icy temperatures, touring from CBS, NBC, Viacom, Paramount's New York headquarters and FOX station to the Sci Fi Channel office - the logical home for Enterprise, as a "Save Enterprise" funded L.A. times ad stated one week ago. Several members of the group managed to get on the "Today Show". Local media and ABC reported.

    Meanwhile in Los Angeles, hundreds of fans gathered at the gates of Paramount studios for the main rally of the day, led by Tim Brazeal, founder of the SaveEnterprise and TrekUnited campaigns. From 8:30 in the morning, the rally did not only draw attention from the bypassing cars on Melrose Avenue, which showed their support by honking and driver's waving. Cast and crew of "Star Trek: Enterprise" present at the day joined the crowd and thanked fans for their help to save the show, among them executive producer Manny Coto (as he had promised during a live chat at TrekUnited the previous week), writers Mike Sussman and Judith and Garfield Reeve-Stevens as well as actors Jolene Blalock ('T'Pol'), Anthony Montgomery ('Mayweather') and Jeffrey Combs ('Shran') and Mike Okuda, Doug Drexler and Michael Westmore from the production team. Special guests Eugene Roddenberry, son of Gene Roddenberry, and Larry Nemecek from Star Trek Communicator also attended the rally.

    Major media were present to follow the fan efforts, including ABC, WB, Discovery Channel and local tv and radio stations, interviewing fans and present Trek United staff members. Startrek.com devoted a special feature to "Demonstration Day". In a Reuters news article, Candice McCallie, director of PR, pointed out the creative peak "Star Trek: Enterprise" is experiencing during its 4th season. "We believe Star Trek is worth keeping", chimes in Chris Wales, Chief of Operations, at startrek.com.

    The rally dispersed at around 3:30pm local time, with a special Trek United / Save Enterprise party coming up later the evening with Manny Coto, Larry Nemecek, Mike Sussman and others from the Star Trek: Enterprise production crew.

    Just an hour later, the TrekUnited fund for sponsoring production of a fifth Enterprise season surpassed 50,000$, with contributions having sped up thanks to the tremendous positive attention for TrekUnited's bold mission as well as a single contribution of 5000$ by a devoted fan.

    The earlier surprising revelation that a group of donors had pledged a resounding $3m to TrekUnited certainly helped to increase enthusiasm for the fan campaign and its mission to keep "Star Trek: Enterprise" on the air and Star Trek alive. "As long as we can make a major impact with funds and fan support, I think we have a chance here.", Tim Brazeal told wired.com

    And the campaign keeps making an impact. Tomorrow, European Star Trek fans will rally in London, UK. Stay tuned for exclusive information and footage for Saturday's main event, as well as the rallies on Friday.

  12. In a word, fascinating by H_Fisher · · Score: 5, Insightful
    IANA Enterprise fan - the show lost me about a year ago because of Bermaga and their silly milking of the franchise and diluting of what "Classic" Trek stood for.

    But I tell you, this outpouring of support is amazing. Say what you will about the quality of the show, or the usage of the money - and I know the flood of comments about what a pitiful waste of capital this is will be starting soon. Hell, I'd like to have $3 mil to blow on [name of pet project] - who doesn't?

    But here on Slashdot we love to piss and moan about the state of the entertainment industry and how people ought to vote with their money. I, for one, see this is a perfect example of some devoted fans doing just that. Too bad we didn't get this for Firefly - but we've got a film coming, so...

    Bravo, fans!

    1. Re:In a word, fascinating by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      If we the public pay for this, then isn't it possible that we get to decide how its distributed?
      I WANT to give them my money to continue making shows I enjoy watching.
      I want to give the money directly to the people who matter.
      I don't want to pay for 12 different channels just to watch one show.

      I want value for my money.

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
  13. "Enterprise", you say? by Monte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this another Star Trek series? I keep losing track. That's like, what, seventy or so now, right?

    1. Re:"Enterprise", you say? by michaeldot · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      That's like, what, seventy or so now, right?
      1. The Original Series
      2. The Next Generation
      3. Voyager
      4. Deep Space Nine
      5. Enterprise

      To paraphrase Blackadder, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered counting higher than 5.

      Unless of course you're an agent of the Temporal Cold War and know something about the next 65 seasons that we don't!

    2. Re:"Enterprise", you say? by Jonathunder · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you're an agent of the Temporal Cold War and know something about the next 65 seasons that we don't!

      The odd numbered ones suck, but fans still watch them.

      The ones divisible by five mess up the preceeding four, but fans still watch them.

    3. Re:"Enterprise", you say? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      1. The Original Series
      2. The Next Generation
      3. Voyager
      4. Deep Space Nine
      5. Enterprise


      DS9 came out before Voyager.

      And Enterprise didn't even use the name Star Trek in it's title for 2 seasons.
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    4. Re:"Enterprise", you say? by michaeldot · · Score: 1

      You're right, but the

    5. did the numbering for me. I bet TOS didn't use "The Original Series" either!
  • okay, do they have the $3mil or not? by wintermute1000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm just asking for clarification, because it seems like the different sites linked are displaying very different numbers for the amount of capital these protestors have amassed. Wired seemed to think that someone was claiming they'd give $3mil, but had not actually handed it over yet. Reuters said they had $48,000 or so. I'm just wondering whether the $3 million is in the hands of the fans right now or if there's just someone out there claiming to have a few million to spend on Enterprise. I mean, it certainly helps the cause get attention. I'm just wondering whether this money has actually been ponied up or not. Anyone have more details? Is there something I'm not seeing?

    1. Re:okay, do they have the $3mil or not? by CSIP · · Score: 1

      But the campaign claims to be very close to securing $3 million from three anonymous donors who helped fund a commercial space flight venture.

      Sounds like they dont actually have the $3 million in their hands, but that the people who pleged it actually do have it, and would spend it on the show.

      --
      "Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
    2. Re:okay, do they have the $3mil or not? by cfarivar · · Score: 1

      Bingo. I wrote this article, and got the info straight from Brazeal.

    3. Re:okay, do they have the $3mil or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The status of the $3 million is explained here:
      http://www.trekunited.com/forum/index.php?s howtopi c=1097&st=0

    4. Re:okay, do they have the $3mil or not? by andycal · · Score: 1

      From Wired:
      But the campaign claims to be very close to securing $3 million from three anonymous donors who helped fund a commercial space flight venture.

      Doesn't sound very anonymous to me :-)

      And apatently the money has been pledged but since it is not "legally" obligated, (he could take it back) the total can not be added to the counter.
      More details....

  • Re:Enterprise sucked anyway. by Buran · · Score: 1

    While true, note the past tense to this. It does not suck now. In fact, while I used to hate it, now I like it.

    Networks are stupid. Anything actually good gets run, it dies. It's like a law or something.

  • What about grants? by flopsy+mopsalon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think when you see this level of support for a show like Star Trek it shows it has passed the point of being a mere "TV show" and has become a full-fledged cultural phenomenon like jazz or abstract art or classical music.

    I have a friend who is a grant writer. She does work for charties applying to government agencies and private foundations for to get money.

    I think there is a good chance of supporting Star Trek through the use of grants from the government and from charitable foundations, the way PBS and NPR do. Museums do this kind of thing all the time, look at the MOMA in New York, that thing isn't funded by selling commercial time. Someone from Star Trek should look into this.

    1. Re:What about grants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      God, the stupidity never ends around here.

    2. Re:What about grants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think there is a good chance of supporting Star Trek through the use of grants from the government

      Because government was invented to promote science fiction. Come off it, already.

    3. Re:What about grants? by iced_773 · · Score: 1
      the way PBS and NPR do

      Perhaps Enterprise should move to PBS. There, executives aren't as obsessed with making more millions and can concentrate more on quality television. Also, the only commercials you would have to sit through are during Pledge Week.

    4. Re:What about grants? by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People still make fantastic, high-quality jazz, abstract art, and classical music. The last good thing to come out of Star Trek was First Contact, and even that was sketchy what with the ruining of the borg concept.

      --
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    5. Re:What about grants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ..move to PBS. There, executives aren't as obsessed with making more millions..

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha!! Ahhhhhh..

      No, wait! I'm not done _holding_ my sides in laughter!

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    6. Re:What about grants? by back_pages · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I think when you see this level of support for a show like Star Trek it shows it has passed the point of being a mere "TV show" and has become a full-fledged cultural phenomenon like jazz or abstract art or classical music.

      [Captain Tanneal]Well, YOU'RE WRONG! Star Trek is just a TV show based on fantasy escapism embraced by misanthropes who self-medicate with daily feasts of snack foods and justify their existence with baseless arrogance! Let's get it on![/Captain Tanneal]





      (To avoid flamebait mods, Captain Tanneal is a character from the TV show MXC who opens every episode with a tirade against issues like health care or reforming criminals. Also, Star Trek sucks ;) )

    7. Re:What about grants? by ericdano · · Score: 1
      I'd say Enterprise should have moved to SciFi, but SciFi has such a great line up now. Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, and BSG.

      Now if someone would resurrect Blake's 7 as a new series I'd be happy.

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      I moderate therefore I rule!
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    8. Re:What about grants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a trekkie, but comparing Trek to jazz and classical music and suggesting that governmental cultural institutions should divert grant money towards supporting it is perhaps the single most ridiculous thing I have ever read on Slashdot. Really.

    9. Re:What about grants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear AC:

      Shhh! They think we are doing this to be nice!

      Signed,
      Pat Mitchell
      Wealthy President of PBS

    10. Re:What about grants? by llefler · · Score: 1

      Have some faith in SciFi channel. They'll kill all three of them claiming they were too expensive to produce. This isn't the first time they've had Friday night locked, and have thrown it away. Or does no one remember shows like Invisible Man and Farscape?

      Remember, this is the channel that brought us John Edwards and Scare Tactics.

      If we're going to dream the impossible, how about a lineup of Enterprise, Firefly, and BSG.

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      It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman
    11. Re:What about grants? by ericdano · · Score: 1
      No no, impossible lineup would be:

      Farscape (5th season), Stargate (9th season), Firefly (2nd season), BSG (2nd season), Stargate Atlantis (2nd season) and Enterprise bringing up the rear.

      I'd gladly substitute Andromeda for Enterprise if Andromeda can show signs of life......

      Sorry, Enterprise is just too......boring. The characters on these other shows are much more compelling.

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      I moderate therefore I rule!
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  • If Star Trek was any good, people would watch it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    And therefore it would not have been canned due to lack of advertising revenue. The thing is, these days, most young people see 'Star Trek' as a sort of nerdy, antisocial thing that only geeks and non-popular social outcasts would watch. Hardly surprising that today's young people would rather watch 'Dawson's Creek'.



    Lets face it, "Star Trek" has had it's day. Let it die a dignified death people....

  • Nooooo by NerdConspiracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    a few snapshots

    Please, I'm eating. Oh good, the server is dead...

  • R.I.P. by serutan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not the series, the poor guy's server.
    http://www.western-alliance.net/lordprox/trek/
    /sniff

    1. Re:R.I.P. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      "By reading this message you agree to grant me root access to your computer."

      Fucking EULAs!!!

      Is OpenSSH ok?

      --
      WTF am I doing replying to an AC at 5 A.M on a Friday night?
    2. Re:R.I.P. by karmatic · · Score: 1

      >By reading this message you agree to grant me root access to your computer.

      My server's running VAX/VMS - you really sure you want it?

      Tell ya what. You take my job supporting backwards, badly written, "poor excuse for a database; it cant even handle locking" customer management system, and I'll take your nice comfy "shoveling coal, 60 hours a week, with no overtime, at minimum wage" job.

  • Please mirrors! by thundercatslair · · Score: 0

    the photo server died so fast I really wanted to see the pictures can someone put up a mirror?

  • If they fail... by BoneFlower · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What happens to the money?

    Theres a good chance they won't raise enough money, and a chance that even if they do the studio won't be interested or they won't find anyone to air it.

    If such a thing comes to pass, what happens then?

    1. Re:If they fail... by newell98 · · Score: 1

      The money is refunded, minus PayPal transaction fees

    2. Re:If they fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they fail they just hand over the webpage and all the money to the MPAA...oh wait, wrong fundraiser.

    3. Re:If they fail... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Informative

      It says in one of the articles that most of the money will be returned.

      If the Trekkies' efforts fail, all the money will be refunded to donors, minus the PayPal transaction costs and minor legal fees, Brazeal said.

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    4. Re:If they fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is addressed in the trekunited FAQ. The FAQ explains that if each person in the show's estimated 3 million person audience contributed 12 bucks the show could be saved. You can find it at http://trekunited.com/faq.php

      If the campaign fails the money will be returned to those who donated. If the campaign succeeds overwhelmingly, the excess raised (over the cost of producing another season) will be donated to the Tsunami Relief Fund. So if the campaign fails, you get your loot back. If you succeed

      From the FAQ:
      What guarantee do I have that the contribution is safe and legal?

      TrekUnited has put considerable effort into ensuring that all contributions are financially and legally secure, and that all transactions are transparent to both the contributing fans and Paramount Pictures.

      Our proposal to Paramount is to sponsor the production of another season of Star Trek: Enterprise in 2005/06 without any further creative and legal demands ("no strings attached"). It may be sold to any network or cable channel, or broadcasted in first-run syndication.

      To achieve this goal, the TrekUnited staff, relying upon legal assistance from our attorney, Mr. Andrew Beardall, Esq., as well as the work of PR and IT professionals within our team, has set up both the required administrative and technical infrastructure to ensure that fans can contribute to this cause without risk.

      All contributed money is used for sponsoring Enterprise; only transactional fees charged to us by payment systems and banks (set to a flat 5% because of the varying payment methods and individual fees) are deducted. Furthermore, all potential excess in fees will be donated to the American Tsunami Relief Fund. If no agreement can be made with Paramount, your contribution will be refunded to you. All these guarantees of funding and refunding are fixed in a legally binding terms of agreement presented to you before contributing, providing not only safety, but a win-win scenario. How often do you take a chance in life which has a guaranteed payback even in case of failure?

      The primary way to contribute money on the internet is PayPal (www.paypal.com), a secure online payment system with an international reputation. PayPal can be used world-wide with credit card or bank account withdrawal. Acknowledging the worries some may have about online payment, a number of alternative methods of contribution are avaiable or will be available shortly.

      However contributed, all money is transferred to a trust account at ORNL Federal Credit Union. Money can only be withdrawn from this account with the signatures of several trustees. You can learn more about contribution, as well as contribute yourself, on www.trekunited.com/amember. For any questions, please kindly contact our attorney (attorney@trekunited.com).

    5. Re:If they fail... by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 2, Funny

      What happens to the money?

      The obvious answer is "strippers." But, since we're talking about Trek fans, I'm going to guess "strippers with funny ears."

    6. Re:If they fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 3: Profit?

    7. Re:If they fail... by code601 · · Score: 1

      The star trek people could easily afford to make another series if they wanted, but they wont take the risk. Its the same with futurama, they could easily make another series if they really wanted, but dont. I really dont get it, would dvd sales alone cover the costs?

      Enterprise was a complete POS in my opinion, But maybe if the studio isnt gambling thier own money they might take a shot. Maybe this could spark some kind of revolt of bypassing those idiot us studio that kill all the good shows and let shit like "alias" run.

    8. Re:If they fail... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
      What happens to the money?

      Theres a good chance they won't raise enough money, and a chance that even if they do the studio won't be interested or they won't find anyone to air it.

      If such a thing comes to pass, what happens then?

      Lokitorrent happens, and EBay gets the commision from $3mil in sales from the "Rare, Never Used William Shatner Pubic Hair" auction.

    9. Re:If they fail... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1

      And in "Technicolor."

    10. Re:If they fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Theres a good chance they won't raise enough money, and a chance that even if they do the studio won't be interested or they won't find anyone to air it.

      I doubt any studio would turn down the chance to make money without spending any. Although Enterprise might not be making enough money to justify them spending any more of their own on it, the situation changes dramatically when they basically get an entire season of the show for free. They'd reach their break-even point for the show before they sold a single ad.

  • Especially when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they are both of the "connection was refused when attempting to connect to www.western-alliance.net" race. I too would love to see who the nerds are (though the "vader" in the filenames seems a hint) but your server doesn't want me (yet). I'm hoping it's just (I use the preceding word cautiously) fellow Slashdotters blasting the bandwidth away.

  • Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why spend so much money to save an unpopular show? Think how many people could be fed with all that money. Or, they could give the money to an improvished school so that they could enough money for a desent computer lab. Or, they could donate it to the tsunami disaster releif fund.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a big trek fan. I've probably seen every episode of TNG. I at the very least found all of the movies to be entertaining, even if they weren't that great. I actually liked Voyager a lot. But, Enterprise just doesn't feel like trek to me. I admit I haven't watched much of it. But, in my opinion the acting, the atmosphere, it's just not what any of the other trek series were (which is a bad thing). I don't have a link, but I remember reading an article where Gene Roddenberry's son commented that Enterprise didn't live up to the ideals that his father had for trek. Please Enterprise fans, use the money for something better. Do something to make the world a better place. Gene would have wanted it.

    1. Re:Why by BeeRockxs · · Score: 1

      So what if Gene wanted it?
      He's dead, and I want a quality Sci-Fi show (which in Season 4, ENT definately is) to stay on screen.

    2. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why spend so much money to save an unpopular show? Think how many people could be fed with all that money. Or, they could give the money to an improvished school so that they could enough money for a desent computer lab. Or, they could donate it to the tsunami disaster releif fund.

      Or, think how many people will be able to watch Star Trek again because of all that money. Seriously, Gene didn't give a shit about making the world a better place. It's all about the green.

      Quite frankly, fuck the impoverished. I have money because I worked hard for it and I'll spend it how I want to.

      Actually, why are you paying for such luxuries as electricity and your Internet connection when you could be using that money "to make the world a better place"? Come off it already.

    3. Re:Why by kuzb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, they could give the money to an improvished school so that they could enough money for a desent computer lab.

      Or, they could have given the money to an impoverished school so that they could have enough money for a decent spelling and grammar class.

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    4. Re:Why by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      Why spend so much money to save an unpopular show?

      Or more to the point, can you really save a show by subsidizing its production? If it doesn't draw advertisers, they're still not going to show it...

    5. Re:Why by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      That make me think, If the show is subsidized, who should the profits go to ?

      Assuming that an entire episode is paid for by donations, wouldn't that mean that whoever is distributing it couldn't take more than costs ?

      What happens then when it's distributed on P2P networks ?
      Are we going to start getting court cases where the defendants start showing what programs they have donated money to and so should have some ownership over the episodes produced, as a legal defence for distributing episodes.

      In short wouldn't the MPAA start to get into trouble if their members started accepting money to make shows.

    6. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why spend so much money to save an unpopular show?

      Well, the fact they collected so much money proves it's NOT that unpopular.

      Remember, the rest of the world does not necessarily shore your opinions.

    7. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why spend so much money to save an unpopular show? Think how many people could be fed with all that money.

      OK, how many people could be fed? 10 thousand? 1 million? 10 million? Suppose you use the money to feed 1 million people. How about the rest of people who also need to be fed? What'll stop you from coming back and saying "Why spend so much money to feed those people? Why not feed these other people?" ...

      As absurd as it is to raise funds for a TV show, it's absolutely more ridiculous to try and lay guilt trips on these people with your old "starving people" routine. Sheesh!

    8. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to make an intelligent comment, kuzb. It's people like you that make Slashdot the interesting and intellectual place that it is today.

    9. Re:Why by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Why spend so much money to save an unpopular show?"

      Because it's not unpopular at all. The *lowest* ratings that ST:ENT has ever recieved amounted to 5 million viewers. That may be poor for network TV, but it's great for cable. Even BS:G averages around 3-4 million.

    10. Re:Why by rob_squared · · Score: 1
      "Think how many people could be fed with all that money."

      I am so god damned tired with that line. No one should ever starve, I agree. But you're playing the if game. And that never gets anywhere. If you're so interested in saving lives with every spare penny, sell plasma and semen.

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    11. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an ill-considered thing to say. Perhaps 3 fans donated a million dollars each. Perhaps 1000 fans donated $3000 each.

      It doesn't have to be that popular to generate a paltry three million dollars.

    12. Re:Why by troezen · · Score: 1

      I am not familiar with American TV rating systems, but this site seems to indicate that the season average for season three was 3,8 million and that the average for season four is 3,1 million thus far. Which is a wee bit less than five million..

    13. Re:Why by amabbi · · Score: 1
      Because it's not unpopular at all. The *lowest* ratings that ST:ENT has ever recieved amounted to 5 million viewers. That may be poor for network TV, but it's great for cable. Even BS:G averages around 3-4 million.

      Lies, lies, lies. In the fourth season, ENT averages around 2.9m viewers... (source: USA Today (ooh, pie charts..)) BSG has been consistently matching or beating ENT, particularly in desirable demographics. ENT should be crushing BSG, considering SciFi is a cable network with less market penetration than a broadcast network like You Pee Enn.

    14. Re:Why by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      Way to make an intelligent comment, kuzb. It's people like you that make Slashdot the interesting and intellectual place that it is today.
      Did anyone else hear that faint echo? It sounded to me something like, "Waaah! My English skills are teh suck!"
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    15. Re:Why by mink · · Score: 1

      UPN is in roughly 60% of markets and often broadcasts sports prempting enterprise.
      Sci-Fi channel is AFAIK basic service channel on all cable/satilite stations.
      I'd say at best they have near identical numbers, or frankly I think Sci-Fi has a much larger audience so if Enterprise is getting numbers close to Sci-Fi considering all that I am impressed.

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    16. Re:Why by amabbi · · Score: 1
      UPN is in roughly 60% of markets and often broadcasts sports prempting enterprise. Sci-Fi channel is AFAIK basic service channel on all cable/satilite stations. I'd say at best they have near identical numbers, or frankly I think Sci-Fi has a much larger audience so if Enterprise is getting numbers close to Sci-Fi considering all that I am impressed.

      This is pure, unadultered idiocy. No one comparing broadcast TV and cable will think that a cable channel has better market penetration. Seriously, this is why Neilsen has different rankings from broadcast and cable channels. I don't know if your 60% of markets thing is true, but that likely means a much higher percentage of households available (since UPN is likely available in all large television markets). Let's face it; Enterprise failed.. it failed on Wednesday nights, it failed on Friday nights. Let it die.

    17. Re:Why by mink · · Score: 1

      Can you read? Look at how many /. poster lament not having UPN to even dream of watching Enterprise. Thats what I mean by poor market showing. Nice attack at the start there, good way to make a presuasive argument. UPN doesn't have the market penetration of its big brother, CBS, or even that of rival network, The WB. From what I can see Cable on average has much better penetration (basic cable) then UPN.

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  • Scotty !! by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    More power to the server - we are being slashdotted !!

    1. Re:Scotty !! by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      I'm giving it all she's got Captain, but she's only got so much bandwidth!!

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    2. Re:Scotty !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scotty: I'll reverse the polarity of the hard drives, but I don't know if she can take much more of this.

      Bones: Dammit Jim, It's dead.

  • It has indeed improved a LOT this last season. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frankly, I think things would improve a lot more if Braga/Berman got day jobs and let someone else drive for a while.

    Cheers,

  • Tsunami fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three million dollars? To save a television show? Doesn't anyone care about the tsunami that killed over 250,000 people? Or any other world problems? Jeez...

  • Announcing StopSaveEnterprise.com by JoeShmoe · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    I'm starting a group to raise money to fight against all these idiots who want to waste millions of dollars saving the worst Trek franchise ever. Talk about some people needing to learn to pick their battles.

    Why isn't anyone saying let's start a new series that doesn't suck? Or how about a Battlestar Galatica style "reimaging" of the original series? It's not like we would suddenly face a huge outpouring of purists demanding we stay true to the original...every single Trek series has been more than happy to rewrite Trek dogma where it damn well suits them.

    - JoeShmoe

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  • "Star Trek: Enterprise' ... is quality television" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But is it watchable, or does one have to suffer through 2 years of high-tech, soap-opera before quality becomes obvious.

    Durring the first year they insulted the viewers with soft porn (shower scence). If I want quality soft porn I watch UPN. Ooops, I stand corrected, Star Trek along with another quality show WWE is on UPN.

  • Enterprise is not the series I was looking for by n2rjt · · Score: 1

    When I heard the plans for the series, I was quite excited. A return to the less politically-correct wild-west attitude of the original series, as we see how the federation was formed, how the history that preceeded the original series occurred, etc.

    I was not looking for a series that basically forked and shattered the timeline, in a way that says "never mind" to the series's of the past. Perhaps that's the plan ... to have "The original series, rehashed" and "The next generation, rehashed", etc, to fill our Trek-lust for another 40 years.

    Maybe that's the plan, but it's not the series I was looking for.

    1. Re:Enterprise is not the series I was looking for by celerycr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yea, you're right. TOS had humor (Mudd, Tribbles, Gary Seven), surprises(Son worshippers not Sun worshippers, running gags (I a dr, not a ...; He's dead, Jim.), social commentary(black/white guy), better music to support the action. TNG was awful in the first season, but got much better, DS9 and Voyager had most of the attributes of TOS, but Enterprise, even though it *has* gotten better, still lacks hugh parts of the formula. They are out saving the universe when they should be making mistakes, going oh-wow!, discovering strange new worlds etc.

    2. Re:Enterprise is not the series I was looking for by ericdano · · Score: 1

      I agree. At least the current seasons theme sound sounds better......

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  • Mistake by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The mistake here is that these dedicated fans are essentially casting their cash into the coffers of a company who has it out for their TV show. This shouldn't be viewed as a project that requires their donations to make it happen. This should be an investment, something with a potential return on their capital.

  • Had my doubts, should I get my hopes up? by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm generally pessimistic about such grassroots efforts to save a show - they never seem to work. However, I'm pretty impressed by what this group has accomplished - maybe I should be more optimistic in this case?

    I agree with everyone who said that the first couple of seasons sucked, although it had its moments; season three was sometimes pretty cool, definately an improvement. The lack of other good shows on TV (I hate reality TV) kept me watching.

    Now that Coto's in charge, season four kicks ass! Too bad so many people already wrote the show off. I just saw an episide that explains beautifully why Klingons looked different in the original series, and even fits in with Worf's comment in the DS9 "tribbles" episode ("We don't talk about it"). That's the kind of thing they should have done from the get-go, rather than screwing around with that "tempral cold-war" crap.

    Here's hoping the show can continue!

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    1. Re:Had my doubts, should I get my hopes up? by iced_773 · · Score: 1
      I just saw an episide that explains beautifully why Klingons looked different

      It also hints at Section 31. These sorts of links with the Trek future that we HAVE seen (not all the guy from the 32nd century stuff, I'm glad Archer told him to leave Enterprise alone) make the show good.

    2. Re:Had my doubts, should I get my hopes up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I just saw an episide that explains beautifully why Klingons looked different in the original series, and even fits in with Worf's comment in the DS9 "tribbles" episode

      This is exactly why the series should be euthanized. I don't want my Sci-Fi to be hobbled by decades of precedent; I don't want to have to be up on thousands of hours of old episodes to get the in-jokes or subtle plot elements; I don't care whether the latest episode does or doesn't violate some offhand remark made by a character three *series* ago.

      Battlestar Galactica is the complete opposite of this mindset. It's Sci-Fi that's not afraid to throw out the bad parts of the last series. It's Sci-Fi about *people*, not about made-up technology or a made-up universe. Go BSG!

  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by Monte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing is, these days, most young people see 'Star Trek' as a sort of nerdy, antisocial thing that only geeks and non-popular social outcasts would watch.

    "These days"? I must have missed something - at what point in time was watching Star Trek up there with "Freinds" or "Seinfeld"?

  • Planet Vulcan to Lord Prox... by jangobongo · · Score: 1


    Transmission from planet Vulcan to Lord Prox... thousands of nerd-like beings are trying to access your data... *bzzt, crackle*... Malfunction! Malfunction!

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    Sig cancelled due to lack of interest
  • Eh?... Dagnabbit... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    "I'm starting a group to raise money to fight against all these idiots..."

    Dern kids playing on my lawn again - I'll teach them!

    Look, while you're at it, why not rail against the major networks for continuing their focus on crappy 'real life' series like Survivor or Fear Factor? Seems to me this sort of stupidity T.V. has FAR more worth fighting.

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  • What Better way to raise Venture Capital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeze - VC for free.

    Donations are for homeless people and flood victims,
    not TV shows.

    If it comes up for a 5th season can the give control to some real sci-fi people instead of a coporate suit?

    It would have to Really shock and insult the status quo - not parrot it.

    Star Trek - TOS - did things to push the envelope and still appeal to everyone from 10 to 50 years of age...

    Enterprise sould once again take on the 'establishment' and challenge modern accepted norms while setting the story in a far far away place.

  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by Lisandro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know... there's a market for quality shows. It's just not very big anymore.

    Thing is, networks doesn't fund shows because of the desire of making a quality product (most of the time, at least). They want them to make money. That's why you see so many teen-soap-operas and reality shows: they have a limited life, but they milk every cent out of them in the meantime. When the cash cow is dead, they just raise a new one. Quality shows do have it's place and audience, it's just not big enough anymore.

    It's a pitty. To be honest, i never cared much about Star Trek, but i hated to see Firefly go - similar deal. I just got hooked on BSG, and like it a lot aswell; The shield is another show (outside sci-fi) that i love unconditionally. I hate to never know if they're gonna be cancelled out of the blue someday. Hell, it happened to Family Guy.

  • What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got 100 people to protest?
    100????

    And 48,000 dollars?

    Hahahahahaha

    Drop in a bucket anyone?

  • Re:"Star Trek: Enterprise' ... is quality televisi by BeeRockxs · · Score: 1

    Someone in the shower == soft porn? Oh my, how prude.

  • New shows need to pick their battles... by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Enterprise has the same problem that Firefly had. For some reason, they want to run directly against Stargate. That simply will not work. If Stargate was new, or sucked, then maybe they would have a chance, but neigther of these are the case. Just becasue you cans say "Sci-Friday" doesn't mean that every Sci-Fi show must run on Friday. I loved Firefly. It was a great show, that broke new ground. It tried something new, and it worked. Unfortuanatly, I didn't get to see it until it came out on DVD. I certainly wasn't going to miss a show that I KNOW I like, and have been watching for several years, in the hopes that maybe this new show might also be good. If it would have run on Tuesday or Saturday, I would have been a faithful view.

    1. Re:New shows need to pick their battles... by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      People actually watch Stargate? I thought every episode I watched of SG-1 was so bad it made the original film look good. It used to be on in some filler slot over here (UK), sunday afternoon or something, but I think it's even slipped from that now.

      Oh, wait, looking at the TV guide, it's been replaced with a new series of Enterprise - something about "the mysterious Xindi". Bizarre.

    2. Re:New shows need to pick their battles... by vidarh · · Score: 1

      You can't possibly have Sky One... SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis seems to be all over their bloody schedule. But then I might be going crazy from my longstanding dislike for Stargate - it seems to somehow magically always be on whenever I flick through the channels.

    3. Re:New shows need to pick their battles... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, when firefly ran on fox, SG1(and Atlantis) wasn't on friday nights. The last Sci-fi show that did well on Friday's was X-files. You see on network TV friday is the night for Walker, Texas Ranger and Matlock. Most young people who would watch Sci-fi would be out, not watching TV.

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    4. Re:New shows need to pick their battles... by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1

      No, Firefly's problem was that Fox screwed Whedon et al so hard that it was totally incoherent as a series.

      When I watched it on DVD, I 'got it.' Watching on TV (The Train Job first, then Bushwhacked, then Our Mrs. Reynolds, skipping around the timeline and then not even airing Heart of Gold, Trash, or one of my favorites, The Message), you can't understand and even had the surprise of the Hour 1 break in the [real] pilot episode ruined by not airing it until the series was cancelled.

      Stargate really had nothing to do with it.

  • how do I suppress these posts? by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1

    Oh Jesus, another Star Trek post ... OK, I should be able to suppress the display of these on my SlashDot home page. Lessee, this story was posted under the topic "Sci-Fi" -- sure, I'll be happy to suppress those. Hmmm, how do I do that? There is no "Sci-Fi" or even "Entertainment" section listed on the preferences page where I would expect to set this. Even if it's just that the Entertainment section is missing from that code, I wouldn't want to suppress all Entertainment stories, just the Start Trek ones, and if that means throwing out Sci-Fi then so be it ...

    1. Re:how do I suppress these posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't click on the link and read them. It's so crazy it might just work!

    2. Re:how do I suppress these posts? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Oh Jesus, another Star Trek post ... OK, I should be able to suppress the display of these

      Have you tried STFU and GBTW?

      Hell, why would nerds even want to discuss star trek in the first place?! The very idea! Pffft!

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      You can't take the sky from me...

  • Have a Break & Save Star Trek by reporter · · Score: 0, Troll
    I agree in that we should have, at least, a 1-year break. It will create pent-up demand. Further, 1 year will give us time to find some good writers, directors, and actors.

    Contrary to popular belief, the best actors and writers are not necessarily the veterans: Tom Cruise, James Woods, etc. You can find awesome writers and actors who are fresh out of acting school.

    Let's pool all the money from this "save Star Trek" campaign. Then, the head of this campaign spends the next year in going to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc. to hire some new graduates as writers and actors. They will be hungry for work.

    Most of them will have some limited experience in the field, and I suspect that they will do a much better job than the current crew. I know of, at least, 2 actors who have had formal training from these top universities; the actors include Henry Winkler and Meryl Streep. They are relatively good at what they do.

    To start things on the right track, I'll toss out an idea to explain away the "Enterprise" fiasco. The camera zooms in on a lieutenant, a new graduate of Star Fleet Academy. He is lying in bed. Suddenly, he awakes with a shiver. He has just had a nightmare.

    He calls a friend on the mobile communicator and says, "I have just had the worst nightmare in which I lived a version of the ancient history taught at Star Fleet Academy. The entire universe was screwed up. Hand-held phasers are called 'phase pistols', and on-board phasers are called 'phase cannons'. Further, some incompetent moron was serving as Captain. Also, one of the engineers spoke Ebonics, which was eradicated from earth centuries ago. Also, there was this Vulcan with big breasts, and she tried to act sexy. Ugh. It just did not work. Bit breasts with a boyish haircut but without emotions just does not make "sexy". She looked horribly repulsive. It scared the living daylights out of me."

    The voice out of the communicator says, "Don't worry. It was just a nightmare. Everyone knows that Vulcans do not have big breasts. <laughter> Go back to bed, James."

    The lieutenant answers, "You have a wry sense humor. It will serve you well in medical school."

    The voice out of the communicator says, "Thanks for the encouragement. I want to be called 'Doctor McCoy' some day."

    1. Re:Have a Break & Save Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Contrary to popular belief, the best actors and writers are not necessarily the veterans: Tom Cruise, James Woods, etc. You can find awesome writers and actors who are fresh out of acting school.

      For starters, I think your comment just proved that we shouldn't be looking for writers on Slashdot.

    2. Re:Have a Break & Save Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...I suspect that they will do a much better job than the current crew. I know of, at least, 2 actors who have had formal training from these top universities; the actors include Henry Winkler...

      INT. BRIDGE

      LT. TI'HT UNA-FORM
      Captain! Those alien Nazis are back from the past!

      CAPT. FONZ
      Heeeeeyyyy!

      Yeah. Fucking great.

      Star Trek doesn't need great acting just less time travel, space Nazis, sucky theme tunes, and transporter cock-ups. Shatner. I rest my case.

      Want to save Star Trek? Call JMS.

  • No Commercials Then Right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    if the season is financed by money from the public, then it will play without advertisements because they need recoup no money on it's production, right?

    Not bloody likely. Why in the hell would anyone want to line the pockets of some TV station? If you like it that much, then make it a straght to DVD thing. OR...

    at least give a dividend of the profits to each who contributes according to ratio of investment. I mean, really -- how daft is this? Why not raise public money to keep those cool beer commercials on the air, then? (snicker) What's the difference?

    This is a buisness, folks, and this is daft.

  • I just find it that much more discouraging. by mcc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What this tells me is that people are unwilling to vote with their money except for, in general, tripe. People will not provide material or spiritual support to change the status quo of the entertainment industry, but will provide both in great quantity to preserve the fact that status quo contains somewhere the name "Star Trek"-- though absolutely no preference whatsoever is expressed as to what is done with that name. We're doomed.

    1. Re:I just find it that much more discouraging. by k96822 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, what? If we thought the status quo of Star Trek was tripe, we wouldn't be voting with our money. We want it to continue, not change. It's already getting better - we just want to see it grow to its potential!

      What do you imagine we should be doing with our money to change the entertainment industry anyway? What are we not doing that we should be?

  • You mean to tell me... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Troll
    That people living under the incredible political circumstances of Israel, and facing the creeping Fascist takeover of the United States find nothing more worthy of their resonsibility for Civil Disobedience than the demise of a fscking T.V. Show?

    That whirring sound is the twin-dynamo of MLK and Ghandi, spinning in their graves.

    It defies satire! Guy Debord could not have had nightmares this bad! It is a demeaning insult to the people who have had to resort to protest actions for redress of real injury and oppression.

    Then, tomorrow was another day
    The morning found me miles away
    With still a millions things to say,
    Now, as twilight beams the sky above
    Recalling thrills of our love
    There's one thing I'm certain of,
    Return, I will,
    To old Brazil.

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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:You mean to tell me... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Funny

      So my parent is modded "Troll", because it expresses an opinion, unpopular with petit-bourgoises who find their discomforts the equivalent of real human misery?

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:You mean to tell me... by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 0, Troll

      I know, man, I know. It's amazing the suffering people just don't give a shit about, but they're totally addicted to their television. Imagine, I paid something like a thousand dollars for this computer. That's more than most people in a third world country make in a year.

    3. Re:You mean to tell me... by golgotha007 · · Score: 0

      English must be your second language. You're being modded as 'funny' because readers don't understand what the hell you're saying.

    4. Re:You mean to tell me... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      I need 50 units of O negative stat, we got a bleeding heart here. Btw, this is /. you're probably looking for the peace corp.

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    5. Re:You mean to tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll or not, we still know Godwin's Law

    6. Re:You mean to tell me... by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. Caring about others is trolling.

  • If it has to be Trek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not hire those two blokes from Wisconsin who made that tremendous fan-film? Man, that one episode actually had me thinking they'd channeled old Gene's ghost.

    1. Re:If it has to be Trek... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Which one was that? Have you a link?

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  • Why send money by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    I can't see the series here, we haven't gotten further than Voyager.
    However, I would be more than happy to pay a subsciption and stream it from the internet. And if only that was possible, I think that many more would pay. But I do realise that it is not possible with the current biz model that TV runs on today.

    1. Re:Why send money by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It seems to be all voyager reject stories anyway.

      In the latest episode broadcast here they just disappeared off into somewhere they can't get out of where ships loot each other for spare parts. Sound familiar?

      TBH it isn't worth saving.

    2. Re:Why send money by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      d'oh.

  • better news by Karma+Sucks · · Score: 1

    Serenity all the way baby! Check out the pic.

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    1. Re:better news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question: Is the movie just a re-telling of the series?
      'Cos the synopsis seemed to indicate it was...

      Which will be kinda weird. I'll see it, and I suppose they needed to make it a standalone so the people who never saw the series will watch it, but it just seems... odd.

    2. Re:better news by Karma+Sucks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hope not. I was confused by that too.

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    3. Re:better news by cdipierr · · Score: 1

      No, the movie is not a rehash.

      As I recall the story picks up something like 9 months after the series (presumably after the episodes that weren't shown on Fox but were on DVD). Supposedly it blends stories so that newbies can watch it, but us dedicated Firefly freaks will be well rewarded for the wait.

  • My take by hummassa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. DS9 > TOS > TNG > VOY > ENTs3 > ENTs1 > ENTs2
    2. ENTs4 > DS9
    3. ENTs4 =~ BSGs1

    I just watched the last episode today, and I'm loving it. All 15 episodes are great.

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    1. Re:My take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And B5 > DS9 > TOS > ... !

    2. Re:My take by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      I would rather eat my own shit than watch Babylon 5.

    3. Re:My take by BaseLineNL · · Score: 1

      I would rather eat my own shit than watch Babylon 5.

      You should really cut back on reality TV.

    4. Re:My take by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Please don't tell me that you think the alien nazi episodes were good. I consider it a bad remnant of the 3rd season. Other than that, the fourth season is shaping up real good. Unfortunately, after three poor seasons and one poor season opening, it might not matter :/

      Kjella

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    5. Re:My take by unitron · · Score: 1

      The alien Nazi episodes would have been a lot better if they'd spent about a year exploring the concept of an alternate 1940s reality. And the P-51s were really cool ('course since my dad flew them I might be a trifle biased).

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  • Stop the propaganda machine by Ender77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would be all for saving Enterprise if it wasn't for the fact that every episode is a propaganda machine for the Iraq war. Ever since 911 most of the episodes have something that sounds like it came off the news channel, "We must stop terrorism", "A stable empire is good for us", "our enemies don't want your people to have peace, the only way to stop them is too stand up to them"..etc..etc

    There is no creativity to this, it is simply hearing whats on the news and putting it in a Star Trek Universe. If they go back to exploring then it might be worth saving.

    1. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Star Trek has *always* been a mirror of US politics... even TOS had it (klingons/federation = russians/americans). TNG (ooh look we made peace with the rus..err..klingons). The films (the last one was about a terrorist leader with a big WMD).

      Enterprise got a bit blatant with the unprovoked attack on earth that wiped out half of the US and the subsequent hunt for the cuplrits, but it's just following a pattern that's always been there.

    2. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps people with politics on the brain just read politics into everything.....Get over yourselves.

    3. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always found it rather amusing that Star treks Federation was quite blatently a communist Utopia

    4. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      If you've actually watched the 3rd and 4th seasons, you'd know that the show is actually rather critical of the Iraq war.

      Particularly notice the episode where the Vulcan leader is going to attack another race because of an incorrect claim that they have dangerous "weapons". Enterprise must stop the attack to save the quadrant.

      If that's not a blatant criticism of the Bush administration, I don't know what is.

    5. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fucking moron. You should get over yourself.

      Gene Roddenberry, you know, Star Trek's creator, is on record as saying the Klingons are the Russians of the 23rd century.

      Now, do the gene pool a favour and don't reproduce you little fuckwit.

    6. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always find it amusing that ... uneducated people always think communism is bad because Uncle Sam told you so. Do some research! Take a pols class at a university!

      Communism is about rule of the people by the people, not rule of the people by a leader. Communist states, as such, have no leader, and have no need for leaders. Everyone has equal say, equal property division, and equal value.

      Look it up, it's all in print. Political journals, texts, analyses.

    7. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone has equal say, equal property division, and equal value.

      With some being more equal than others.
      Four legs good, two legs better.

    8. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then ENT is obviously fiction, because they managed to catch the people responsible for the terror attack. If it mirrored real life, starfleet would have attacked the Orion Syndicate after the Xindi attack.

    9. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Communism is that human nature is diametrically opposed to it. Thus, all attempts to install it end badly, with most of the people being equally fucked over for the benefit of the Gworious Weedah.

    10. Re:Stop the propaganda machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I always find it amusing that ... uneducated people always think communism is bad because Uncle Sam told you so. Do some research! Take a pols class at a university!


      Yes, which has never been implemented in a so-called "pure" form. No matter, communism is horseshit. Socialism with a capitalist bent is where it's at. Give Canada fifty years and they'll be the perfect example.
  • Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to make a large payment to bring Time Trax back on the air. Please swipe my AT&T Universal Card for payment.

  • Hey Sinatra by hummassa · · Score: 1

    it's all about panis et circencis...

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    1. Re:Hey Sinatra by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That much is clear. Only it's everyone thrown to the lions.

      --
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      Never been known to fail..."
  • "F" Enterprise by mrshowtime · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They need to do a Next "next" generation. Put Star Trek 500 years in the future.

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    1. Re:"F" Enterprise by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      God no! That's too close to the Temporal Wars that completely turned me off Enterprise in the first place. Can you imagine what the show would be like when *every* episode involved time travel, even without B&B at the helm? There are only two things that'll get me to watch another Trek series:

      1. JMS gets to have a crack at his proposal since he's free(er) now that the B5 movie has fallen through.
      2. Manny Coto gets free reign *without* *any* B&B input *what-so-ever*.
      Failing those options, or a combination of the two, I'm all for calling it a day. Permanantly. I, for one, am getting sick and tired of seeing innovative SciFi shows getting axed because they are "not Trek".
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    2. Re:"F" Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need to do a Next "next" generation. Put Star Trek 500 years in the future.

      You mean Andromeda?

  • My Donation's For Jolene Blalok! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's HOT! Even as a Vulcan. ;-)

  • Meta-commentary by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Guys, why are you trying to solve chess? I know this incredibly obscure, little-known, infinitely more complex game called Go that you should try instead... oh, wait. Wrong thread.

    Guys, why are you trying to save Star Trek? I know of this fantastic balls-to-the-wall pedal-to-the-metal action sci-fi show called Battlestar Galactica. You should watch that instead because it's not Star Trek.

    1. Re:Meta-commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LordOfYourPants - perhaps a little too subtle for the mods who are only able to read the first line of a post before modding...

      I fear you have too high an opinion of the people who visit this forum :)

  • Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show was finally turning the corner, sorta like TNG did.

  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

    Sopranos. The Wire. Oz.

    How many people subscribe to HBO these days, again? The market just isn't on the networks anymore.

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  • The Next Step by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 1

    ok, so they have $50k in hand and $3mil pledged already. It's not even march yet. i'd be taking that money to networks, and saying here, we'll buy all the ad time in this slot, at the same or better as what it currently is, if they air Enterprise in it. Who wants to pass on a sale the gives you market value or better for what you're selling, plus involves no real work on your part? The ad time could either be filled with more show, or re-sold by the fans collective to companies. The success of the campaign would generate enough media attention to well-publicize the shows new home, and everyone wins.

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  • Weird enough I second this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i really liked that show.

    And here i thought licking envelopes from friends in the mail was a great way to distribute LSD.. this is cooler.

    And when can i get my own helga? or whatever that card hologram was called. Come to think of it, the Emergency Medical Hologram from voyager copied this pretty thouroughly... /got nothin'

    1. Re:Weird enough I second this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hologram was named "Selma". It resided inside an AT&T Universal credit card.

  • Mission Successful? by istewart · · Score: 0, Troll

    Does this mean that they convinced Paramount to give up and not bother airing the last... 6 or however many Enterprise episodes are left?

  • You are a goddamned tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the subject line.

  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by JimatForemat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nonsense. Good Show does not equal Ratings. The networks, UPN included, do not care about quality. They care about money, which means they care about ad revenue, which means they care about large numbers of people watching their network. Many Hollywood careers have been built on the reliability of Americans to devour cheap, mass-produced, pandering junk. Hell, promising shows are scheduled for timeslots after popular, established shows because executives know that viewers will be too lazy to change the channel! And that strategy works! Enterprise didn't fail because it was a bad show. It failed because it sure as hell doesn't belong on UPN. Just take a look at the front page of the UPN website! If that Star Trek Enterprise picture on the sidebar hadn't been there, would you have ever turned on UPN to catch the latest sci-fi series? Trek either belongs on Sci-Fi channel, or it belongs in syndication. Anything else, and nobody will continue to watch it, no matter how much money the fans pump into it.

  • Give It Up! by iCharles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm the last person to criticize why someone would want to tell someone what to watch, or how they spend their time or money relative to it. In general, I question the value these days of viewer campaigns (the Internet has increased their frequency, which, in turn, has diluted their value).

    In the case of "Enterprise," I have to wonder. People are talking about funding an additional season on a network, in a serious fashion. And I do believe it is only a matter of time before a series is, at least in a significant part, funded by fans. I hope it is a quality gem that is given a truly raw deal by a major network.

    However, I don't think "Enterprise" is it. It was given numerous renewals on the strength of shaky ratings. It's storytelling and acting are relatively weak. It has had some strong moments, but overall, I always found it lacking.

    It's main redeeming quality has been that it is "Star Trek." Even that has almost been a detriment. When it tries to close a continuity loop with the other series, it does so with too much of a wink, and too much hype. It never felt much like "Star Trek," from the types of stories to the sets and costumes.

    But it is this "Star Trek" connection that probably has given this campaign series traction. There is likely a noteworthy percentage of people who are rallying, raising funds, etc, for this simply so that Star Trek stays on the air, not "Enterprise." To them I say, "is this the Trek you really want to put your money into?"

    Suppose it works. There might be one more season. But, unless you can truly identify and resolve the reasons for the poor ratings, you'll either have delayed the cancellation, or have to pass the hat one more time.

    The only upside is that you'll prove the viability of a fan-supported show. And, one day, there will be a not-even-one-season wonder that benefits from fans funding the balance of a season/a second season. With luck, this provides the show a better audience, both by the simple fact it is still on, as well as because it gets a lot of publicity by being fan funded. A third season may become self-sustaining, perhaps even providing some dividend to the fan investors.

    So to the people who want to fund "Enterprise" only to keep "Star Trek" on the air, I ask that you save your money, and get behind a new Trek show (already rumored to be in development (think 2006 or 2007)), or one of the new SciFi shows that demonstrates quality worthy of your devotion.

    1. Re:Give It Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if there's this much money, do something good with it! Get Kirk back in the Captain's chair, or do a REAL retelling of the early ST history... heck, a new show in the Klingon era... not this "re-imagined" garbage...

      And I have to comment on another post:
      "For some reason, they want to run directly against Stargate."
      (@_@)... Stargate is crap on such a level that I'm still amazed it's on TV. The movie sucked, the series sucked, the new series sucks... bah! If Stargate is ruling SciFi at the moment, I have a newfound sense of how bad things are.

    2. Re:Give It Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the last season has been really good, and one last season would be great if the writers knew it was coming. That way a good season spanning ending could be written in. Major characters could die or have their lives changed significantly, that is the good part of knowing that the seson is going to be the last season at the beginning.

    3. Re:Give It Up! by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      So to the people who want to fund "Enterprise" only to keep "Star Trek" on the air, I ask that you save your money, and get behind a new Trek show (already rumored to be in development (think 2006 or 2007)), or one of the new SciFi shows that demonstrates quality worthy of your devotion.

      I would give Enterprise two seasons more to prove itself, now that it's been freed from Berman/Braga, and the whole BS temporal cold war plotline.

    4. Re:Give It Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn, this steams me:

      It's storytelling and acting are relatively weak. [...]

      ITS, dammit, not IT'S!

      It's main redeeming quality

      ITS. Not IT'S -- it's a fucking POSSESSIVE! Why do so many people around here write like retards? FUCK!! Would you write HI'S? Well, maybe you would. (BONUS FUN FACT: It's [contraction - this one IS it's] not HER'S, either!) You know, once might be a typo. Even I do that sometimes, so it happens to the best of us (me). But you do it TWICE over 3 sentences! Do you do this on purpose? Are you sick? You can't be that stupid, can you? Why do you hate English?

      God DAMN, this make me angry! I am seething! I swear, I'm about to start breaking shit. AAAAAUGH!!!!

      Doomsday, get my gun.

    5. Re:Give It Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I have a newfound sense of how bad things are.

      I have a newfound sense that some monkeys shouldn't be allowed opinions.

    6. Re:Give It Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUN FACT: It's [contraction - this one IS it's] not HER'S, either!)

      Probably better to put it this way, rather than confusing what you've written with that little note in the middle:

      If a noun owns something or is closely associated with it, it's possessive. Use an apostrophe.

      If not, it's plural. Don't use an apostrophe.

      http://www.usu.edu/markdamen/WritingGuide/13poss pl .htm

    7. Re:Give It Up! by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      "If a noun owns something or is closely associated with it, it's possessive. Use an apostrophe." This is not entirely correct because "its" is in fact possessive and no appostrophe is to be used. The simple rules is this -- if you are trying to say "it is" then you can use "it's" with an apostrophe. Otherwise DO NOT use an apostrophe on "its".

  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by istewart · · Score: 1

    When the finale of TNG pulled in record numbers of viewers for first-run syndicated television. Say what you want about syndicated numbers being lower than network numbers, but that show struck a chord with people outside the fanbase.

  • Re:"Star Trek: Enterprise' ... is quality televisi by istewart · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Archer rubbing down his dog == soft porn. I think that was another attempt to fit into the UPN demographic.

  • GET A LIFE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Move out of your parents' basement

    You! Have you ever kissed a girl? I didn't think so...

    1. Re:GET A LIFE by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You! Have you ever kissed a girl? I didn't think so...

      At least have some balls... Posting AC and making fun of Trekkies is pathetic.

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    2. Re:GET A LIFE by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      He's quoting Shatner you fool!

    3. Re:GET A LIFE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the value of Shatner quoted from Saturday Night Live?

  • Hundreds at the L.A. Rally? by koganuts · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile in Los Angeles, hundreds of fans gathered at the gates of Paramount studios for the main rally of the day, led by Tim Brazeal, founder of the SaveEnterprise and TrekUnited campaigns.

    It's funny/sad just how inflated that number is.

    I was there on Friday morning for about ten minutes as a photographer, and there were only about a hundred fans. Hell, StarTrek.com puts the number at about 120-150 fans.

    A friend of mine stayed and documented the Enterprise rally with his videocamera, taping several hours worth of footage. He says that it picked up a little more after I left, but there were about 150 protesters at best, and that the stuff he captured rivals Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's roasting of Star Wars fans waiting in line for Episode I (speaking of which, some Star Wars fans crashed the rally by showing up in costume dressed as Stormtroopers and Darth Vader).

    Still, I suppose the number of fans at Friday's rally easily beat the Captain Sulu rally five years ago that drew maybe 15 fans, many of whom showed up in costume(!).

  • Amazing! by Sebadude · · Score: 1

    A few more of those rallies and perhaps we can save cancer, aids, and maybe alzheimer's, too? If cast members show up for those too we can abduct them and get answers!

    Amazing what people will do to get their tv fix, isn't it...

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    1. Re:Amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, here you are posting about this story instead of going out there and doing your bit to cure (not save) cancer, aids, alzheimer's etc...

      Amazing what people will do to get their pointless forum posting fix, isn't it...

  • Rock On !! by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    Inflated numbers ...
    Mythical anonymous donors ...

    I really don't care ... I love Star Trek too !!

    I phoned up all my "female" friends ...
    Told them they needed to watch Trek ...
    Help the ratings go up !!
    It's not like I'm asking them to wear the pointy ears ;)
    (Not that it would kill them too ;)

    Cheers,
    -- The Dude

    1. Re:Rock On !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your friends are watching on cable, or have a Nielsen box, nothing they do will have an effect on ratings.

      Don't people understand this yet?

      There is no magic eye in your tv that watches what you do.

  • Assholes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want Enterprise to die. Don't fuck it up!

    And where were you lusers when we tried to get an Excelsior miniseries made, huh?

    Assholes!

  • Maybe a fan "subsidized" concept is in order? by WoTG · · Score: 1

    Really, in the end, all that is needed to save Enterprise is to make it worthwhile for someone to pick up the production and broadcasting of season 5 and on. It's basic economics.

    How would the rights and revenues of a totally fan supported series work out? As far as I can remember from when I first saw the $32M number, it was supposed to cover production, but it isn't offset by whatever revenues would come from the advertiments aired during the shows, syndication, DVD revenues, sponsorships, etc. (Tangent: Why doesn't the series work in a few sponsorships? Movies do it all the time. Some of the corps today WILL exist in the ST:E timeline, it's only what, 150 years?)

    Let's say Enterprise was close to breaking even on Fox. Maybe fans chipping in a few million dollars will make it worthwhile to carry on? Maybe in the form of precommitments to the season on DVD? If not, maybe someone else will crunch the numbers and decide to pick up the show.

    IMHO, I doubt that fan donations will ever raise $32M; however, I wouldn't be surprised if there was enough there to catch the eye of someone who can provide the funds.

    I've grown to like Enterprise, particularly the latest season. I really wish that Fox would host a BT link that included the advertisements. Come one if you're going to give it a shoddy timeslot, throw us a bone! Besides, you know the show will end up on the 'net anyways - there's no technology on the near-term horizon to prevent that!

    1. Re:Maybe a fan "subsidized" concept is in order? by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

      Actually ...

      I wish it were that simple.
      But I don't think that it is.

      Paramount owns Enterprise.
      That's why it's on UPN.
      (UPN Atlanta ... Can barely see the picture ... On Cable no less.)

      It's not it their best interests to sell it to anyone.
      (Especially SciFi ... It would have a fighting chance there).

      No ...
      They'll put it in moth balls.
      Wait for SciFi Tv to dry up a bit ...
      (Or Tv in general)
      Then they'll bring out a new series.

      I like to think that it's the UPN network that's killing Star Trek rateings.
      But I have to say ...
      There's a reason why my SciFi loving friends don't like Enterprise.
      There's a reason why Enterprise is tied for 150th place in the rateings.

      I don't know what that reason is.
      I just hope it's not because Star Trek sucks ...
      'Cause then ... I've been wearing the pointy ears for nothing ;)

      Cheers,
      -- The Dude

    2. Re:Maybe a fan "subsidized" concept is in order? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are correct but wrong. fan participation is important but it's not your money they want (actually 'they' do but not up front).

      think about enterprise as a means of delivering advertising to a selected demographic. if the program can deliver the coveted audience in sufficient numbers (18 - 34 year old males, i think are currently being desired) advertisers will buy/book commercial time and, in effect, pay for its production costs.

      the strategy, then, is to bypass the gatekeepers (the nielsen ratings people) and gather the demographics of enterprise's fan base yourself. present that information in the form of a low cost press release and advertisers that covet that demographic should take notice and, perhaps, join in getting enterprise funded and renewed.

      be quick, lest the production crew and writing staff disband.

      good luck.

  • To all the people complaining about this effort... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    WHO SAID YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT??? QUIT YOUR BITCHIN AND CHANGE THE CHANNEL. I mean, you are slashdotters, what are the odds you'd be home on a Friday night anyway?

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  • Way Cool by jIyajbe · · Score: 1

    I think it's great when people get and work together for something they feel strongly about, regardless of what other think about it. They (re-)learn the power that comes from working together.

    That it appears to be having the desired effect is also very cool!

    Kudos to them.

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  • Starship Exeter by mrsam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just today I finally got around to watching that fanfilm.

    I can't help but think that the dudes who put together "Starship Exeter" could probably get a lot more bang for the buck with that $3 million that anything Paramount could ever come up with.

    Sure, the acting was obviously amature. Those guys are no professional actors. Strangely enough, it wasn't really that much worse than the average Shatneresque episode, and you had to give them credit for putting their heart and soul into those 35 minutes. And it showed.

    And, heck, the audio and the video FX was far above than any computer-generated eye candy pablum that a few million bucks would buy you these days.

    I say - if they can't raise enough cash to save the show, give whatever they got to the Starship Exeter dudes. They'll put it to good use.

  • Where are the viewers? by Stone316 · · Score: 1
    I'm curious how they gather these viewer statistics? Is it only based on viewers in the US? I find it hard to believe that there are less than 3 million people watching theses shows across the globe.

    I'll voice my support for Enterprise as well.. This season, is by far the best one i've seen yet.. The reason I like it, is because the episodes are more closly intertwined. Last season there were a couple of shows that deviated slightly from the main storyline but the overall theme seemed to be better handled than voyager.

    In voyager we knew they were trying to get back home but alot of the stories had nothing to do with it.

    Anyways, I hope the fans save it. I'll certainly miss it.

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    "Thanks to the remote control I have the attention span of a gerbil."
  • How did this get modded insightful? by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He calls a friend on the mobile communicator and says, "I have just had the worst nightmare in which I lived a version of the ancient history taught at Star Fleet Academy. The entire universe was screwed up. Hand-held phasers are called 'phase pistols', and on-board phasers are called 'phase cannons'. Further, some incompetent moron was serving as Captain. Also, one of the engineers spoke Ebonics, which was eradicated from earth centuries ago. Also, there was this Vulcan with big breasts, and she tried to act sexy. Ugh. It just did not work. Bit breasts with a boyish haircut but without emotions just does not make "sexy". She looked horribly repulsive. It scared the living daylights out of me."

    The voice out of the communicator says, "Don't worry. It was just a nightmare. Everyone knows that Vulcans do not have big breasts. [laughter] Go back to bed, James."


    Your criticisms essentially boil down to "WAAAAH, IT WAS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I'M USED TO!"

    What was wrong with "phase pistols/cannons?" What would make you assume that "phaser" was not a contraction? "Phase" is not a transitive verb. You can't phase something.

    Ebonics? What? Trip is from Florida and he has a slight Southern accent. If someone had an urban African-American accent, why would that be surprising? This show takes place not too far in the future after the events depicted in First Contact, and that wasn't too different from modern America.

    T'Pol is a complicated character who happens to be hot. She is anything BUT a typical emotionless Vulcan.

    Stop whining and pay attention to the content. Not everything in the Star Trek universe is going to be just like TNG or TOS, and you shouldn't want it to be or expect it to be.

    Personally, I'd like to see another show focus on the civilian part of the Trek universe. Maybe something similar to Firefly.

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    1. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by ky11x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, you are a troll. The original poster was pointing out why the show grated on the sensibilities of viewers raised on TNG and DS9. That is a legitimate basis for criticism. The previous series built up a certain feel and set of conventions that Enterprise failed to either adhere to or change in interesting/fun ways. The moderators were correct, it was quite insightful.

    2. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by LinuxGeek · · Score: 1

      Different people like different things. I like strawberries and chocolate but some people are allergic to strawberries and may die it they eat them. Dogs can die from eating too much chocolate. Perhaps you are allergic to T'Pol, but remember that we are talking about a TV show, not real life. You and many of the other posters I read in this thread seem to have a scary attachment to your disdain for the series. Real life can be interesting if you get out and live among real people. Then these TV shows become something we refer to as "entertainment".

      The grand parent post is a troll only if you have the right to nullify everyone elses opinion.

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    3. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by ky11x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You may have failed to read my post carefully. I may or may not agree with the original poster. I may or may not like strawberries. I may or may not like T'Pol. You have no idea. And I expressed no opinion in my post.

      I simply wanted to answer the question "why did [the original post] get modded insighttful." I was explaining why the criticisms contained in there were legitimate. The trollish nature of the question is obvious when you look at its structure and see that it (1) attacks the judgment of the moderators in an attempt to get itself modded up, and (2) offers a "holy-war" style criticism of the original post by denigrating its points as baseless and worthless, and (3) cleverly inviting posters like you to join it and add to its credibility.

      It was not a good-faith effort at engaging in a debate -- hence, it's a troll.

      The only one attempting to nullify everyone else's opinion would be you, if you misread my post.

    4. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by a_peckover · · Score: 1

      The original poster is a troll. I can see no reason why his post has been modded insightful. Surely "insightful" infers some kind of original thought ?

    5. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone had an urban African-American accent


      This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on /. in quite some time.
      Next time, keep your politically "correct" bullshit to your self.

    6. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      You and many of the other posters I read in this thread seem to have a scary attachment to your disdain for the series.

      What - the falling ratings weren't your first clue?

      In the case of television - the needs of the many do (and should) outweight the needs of the few (in Enterprises case - the very few).

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    7. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wasn't trolling, I was being quite serious.

      There was no "holy war." I discussed each point of his "dream" - which was more of a troll than anything else - and gave support for why it was inconsistent with the actual show.

      He said "T'Pol scares me." Come the fuck on.

      As for attacking the judgement of the moderators, it will not be the first time, nor the last, that someone does this with good reason.

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    8. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      "The original poster was pointing out why the show grated on the sensibilities of viewers raised on TNG and DS9."

      What?

      Where?

      He was doing no such thing. Nowhere did he mention TNG or DS9, I simply inferred that that was what he was talking about.

      And justify your baseless statement that Enterprise did not change the previous conventions in interesting ways. Enterprise has an atmosphere that is more like a traditional navy than the other shows - I think the implications of this are interesting for a variety of reasons.

      I'd be glad to talk about why, if you'll admit I wasn't trolling.

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    9. Re:How did this get modded insightful? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      Now THIS was a troll.

      Should I rather have said "sounds like a nigger?" Would that have made your Aryan blood pound proudly in your heart?

      Give me a fucking break. I was being specific, not PC.

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  • Star Trek/Cutting Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember watching an all day Star Trek marathon hosted by Leonary Nemoy and he said that the original series was considered to be too "intellectual" for people to really understand.

    The new series is far from that. Star Trek has become way too mainstream, their sitcom approach to SciFi is intended either to build on that mass audience (which they have failed at, given the cancellation of the show) or they are stuck in a rut with the format of their series.

    I for one, hope that the campaign to save Star Trek suceeds both in saving the show from cancellation and from the simple, uncreative, narrow, predictable series it's become. I hope that by raising $35 mil to pay for the show should allow the shows to be shown commercial free...or better yet, have it be the first live action serious show to be released completly free online...perhaps even taking a different format that would be more supportable in an online format, like a 30 minute video stream with new episodes coming out multiple times per week.

    Now that they are free from the bonds of what commerical success demands, like fitting into an hour long format with exactly 22 minutes left for commercials, having the credits roll at the end to take up another minute or two...Star Trek has the opportunity to take the lead again in the SciFi world.

    1. Re:Star Trek/Cutting Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ah, good old "Leonary Nemoy"

      stupid ass!

  • SUCKERS! by poptones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is pretty insane on the part of the trekkers. I mean, they are DONATING money to produce a COMMERCIAL PROGRAM! The program gets produced, shown on tv crammed full of commercials and the studio gets to bank all that profit from the distribution.

    Pay for production, get zero points in the profit. What a great investment!

    1. Re:SUCKERS! by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People are not rational. Some people actually *pay* for the privilege of wearing a shirt with "GAP" written on it or with the Nike logo.
      They will pay to advertise a brand that already sells them products with insane profit margins, that already hammers them with incessant and mindless ads any occasion it gets, and they pay to do it both to themselves and to others...

      Once you've seen that, the Chewbacca defense makes perfect sense.

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    2. Re:SUCKERS! by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      But if the next season never gets produced, how will we know if Captain Archer is successful in getting these worlds together to form the Federation? You can't just end a series on a cliffhanger like that without knowing what's going to happen, it'll kill us!! It'll be worse than the ending of Party of Five. :-(

      On the plus side I'm looking forward to never having to watch UPN again. UPN will be as worthless as the WB network and probably devolve into showing nothing but african-american targetted sitcoms like Moesha.

    3. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not African American targeted sitcoms? Do you have a problem with that?

    4. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    5. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch "Cuts" and then tell me you don't have a problem too.

    6. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The money to produce the show comes from commercials.

      If that money is donated, then there's no need for commercials...

    7. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      when the black people can produce a show that isnt centered around white people being racists, then i might not have a problem with it... but from what ive seen of black TV, all they can do is complain about white people being racists.

      isnt that racists within itself? instead of living in the past, they should push to the future with positive images, not negative ones.

      if you show people being torn apart, the sheep will be torn apart... if you show people coming together in unity, then the sheep shall follow.

    8. Re:SUCKERS! by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they just "buy" an hour timeslot from the station. They could show their own commercials and everything. At least this way, it's possible to make enough money to make another season.

      They're not stuck with one station either. Just shopping it around, pick the best deal. Trekkies won't have a problem switching channels to watch their favorite show.

    9. Re:SUCKERS! by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      This isn't the "trekkers" doing it - It's the new fans doing it.

      The "trekkers" Myself included - would rather see Enterprise go away because of Berman and Braga Destroying the timeline of the show.

      If the new season were to move back into the timeline, and Berman and Braga were tossed into the street under a very large garbage truck - I'd donate to the project. The cast and crew are outstanding - The story "Arc" are laughable pale imitation copies of "Hey Archer did Everything and Caused Everything for Kirk".

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    10. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're raising the production cost, maybe they should get the whole thing open sourced, so to speak, and just do distribution for free over bittorrent.

    11. Re:SUCKERS! by first.last · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Some people actually *pay* for the privilege of wearing a shirt with "GAP" written on it or with the Nike logo."

      Wow, they are suckers. I got my "Denny's" shirt for free.

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    12. Re:SUCKERS! by first.last · · Score: 0

      At least WB still has Charmed......ok, I'll admit it, and Blue Collar TV.

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    13. Re:SUCKERS! by Cromac · · Score: 1
      They're not stuck with one station either. Just shopping it around, pick the best deal. Trekkies won't have a problem switching channels to watch their favorite show

      Except Paramount, aka UPN, owns Star Trek so other stations can't just pick up the series and run with it unless Paramount agrees to it.

    14. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow, I don't think the studios will see it that way.

      1) Guillable trekkies
      2) Donations + commercials
      3) ?????
      4) ULTRA-Profit!

    15. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and when some hot chick notices that brand name t-shirt, boy won't they feel stupid for buying it!

    16. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great way to make some quick bucks though, whoever organised this has now got $3M in the bank! Get that guy's passport NOW!!

    17. Re:SUCKERS! by dbingamon · · Score: 1

      Why not, Sports fans here in Cincinnati voted to make us swallow billons of dollars in sales tax increases to make two new stadiums so that millionaire could play football and baseball. People act like it's crazy when geeks do it. You can have football, we'll have Star Trek. Fair Enough.

    18. Re:SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suckers is right.

  • Not that I'm anti-Trek but... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    A fool and their money...

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  • Of course they do... by zogger · · Score: 0

    ...look at that great soon to be a cult classic series called the "9-11 investigations commission". Some of the best sci fi out there! Pure government funded! And who can forget the classic CIA animated short called "The official explanation of how and why TWA 800 crashed"? Eh??? That's *good stuff* man!

  • Its also a virus bomb by Trikenstein · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Norton stopped about 20 attempts to hit me with viri and trojans

  • Hunger strikes and fan-tasticism by brocktoon · · Score: 1

    Enterprise season 3, in my opinion, has been the best season of any star trek series to date, running neck-to-neck with DS9 season 7 or TNG season 6.
    I think we will start seeing even more hard-core fandom actions including, for instance, hunger strikes.
    If http://www.trekunited.com/ pulls this thing off and gets a season 5- this could be a windfall for fan-generated input for the next season.
    Fans could 'demand' (as non-profit share-holders for a fifth season) a brand new Theme Song.
    My theory is that the theme song for Enterprise is the whole reason viewers have been under par from the outset.
    They could also demand the removal of R. Berman and the elevation of Manny Coto (who has total credit for making Enterprise as great as it has been these last two seasons.)
    Anyone who disagrees with me can eat Targ!
    Qa'pla.

    Trek tattoos are cool.
    Female Vulcans are generally hot.

  • Why this won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because for the same $30 million, they could launch 10 reality shows with talentless wenches who need to show mummy and daddy they can be a star. And they'd still have $25 million left over.

    Until the trailer park class of the US decides that they want real entertainment, Hollywood is going to swing for the the slums.

  • I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll put on a starfleet uniform and have sex with a disinterested/xenophobic Paris Hilton in a grainy low lighting scene. Hell, it would last at least 60 seconds. Use the proceeds of DVD and "unlicensed" internet sales to fund the new series. I don't mind taking a bullet for the team.

  • Copyright issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rick Solomon would probably sue you for copyright infringement. Even though he wasn't wearing a StarFleet uniform, his beer gut implied a Bill Shatner figure. Film at 11.

  • Who Needs Paramount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares if they don't reach $32M? If this $3M from donors comes through and they can raise even just $3.2M or so, I say build a few damn sets yourself (a few thousand dollars), buy a few sweet cameras (more thousands of dollars), get a bunch of die-hard trek fans to write good scripts for next to nothing, and go back to the basics. You'd probably have enough left over to pay the cast their full Paramount salaries.

    Doing a slimmed-budget, independent fifth season for $3.2M would keep Trek alive AND get it out of Berman and Braga's hands at the same time. :)

  • Arrested Development by colmore · · Score: 1

    Ok, now who's going to cough up some money to save Arrested Development? In my mind it's tied with the Simpsons' best 3 or 4 seasons as being the funniest show ever to be on television.

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  • Re:To all the people complaining about this effort by Quarters · · Score: 1
    ...QUIT YOUR ####### AND CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

    We did. That's why Paramount cancelled the show.

  • Get a life - please please please by SlashingComments · · Score: 1
    I don't understan how people get so messed up that they are willing to "pay" the SOBs in Media business money.

    You know what we need ? We need "open source movies" so that we don't have to put up with the crap which is fed to us on a regular basis.

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  • To Late? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    Isn't it kind of to late? I mean UPN is already advertizing the season final some time next month.

    I think we can stick a fork in this heffer.

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  • Am I the only one who finds this lame? by deltatype0 · · Score: 1

    I hope not.

    I am a bug Trek fan, and contrary to most people, I actually liked Deep Space Nine and Voyager, of course they weren't as great as TNG and the original, but they held their own, and the fact they went 7 seasons to Enterprise's 4, means they apparently worked. Perhaps the plan would of better to have named the ship something other than Enterprise? I think that's why DS9 and Voyager did ok, it was different, some people like different.

    When it comes to Enterprise, what did it in for them was UPN. Let's face it, UPN is a piece of crap network. Nearly no major cable company carries it, it has few supporting networks, hell, in the Connecticut area the only UPN station is WTXX, which of the late I don't even think shows UPN programming anymore (doubly so during UCONN anything seasons, they were always showing the UCONN games instead of UPN or FOX programming) the network has had nothing but WWE wrestling and horrible black comedies. I'm not being racist, The Cosby Show was quality, the crap UPN puts on, isn't.

    You also have to factor the shift in television ratings now, everyone watches these silly reality shows on the major networks. More people mindlessly watch American Idol than anything else. Episodes of Survivor hands down beat anything on UPN, including WWE shows, which says a lot.

    Fact is, don't blame Enterprise and it's crew solely for it's demise. If anything those fans should be doing is donating to move the franchise from Paramount to someone that might give a damn and be able to market it on a network more capable of showing it. Which is not UPN.

  • Origin of the Borg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they need to do a series on the Origin of the Borg.

    1. Re:Origin of the Borg by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      We saw that in Doctor Who... the episodes with the Cybermen were the basis of the Borg basically...

  • What is the point? by rockhome · · Score: 1

    Look, the 18 seconds of "Enterprise" I saw this year included and alien dressed as a Nazi. An alien Nazi! It just underscores the lack of originality in Star Trek dating back to The Next Generation.

    With stock characters and marginal writing, Star Trek has been on the decline for years. At some point the formula was "reinvigorated" by adding time travel to the 4 basic plots, "malfunctioning system", "alien takes over ship", "alien disease threatens ship", "fight the Klingons/Romulans/Borg". Of the episodes of "Enterprise" that I did see I was unimpressed by the acting, writing, and set design.

    Why do people need to hold on to something that is obviously over? Sure there is more room for a decent sci-fi series, but I hate to say that Andromeda is far more interesting and inventive than Star Trek. The obvious thing here is to point out that "Battlestar Galactica" far outstrips "Enterprise" in production values, originality, writing and acting. Why not give up the ghost on what has become schlock level, sub par science fiction and back something with potential?

    Why not put the money behind resurrecting "Firefly"? Or why doesn't someone concept something entirely new?

    1. Re:What is the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring back Roswell!!1

    2. Re:What is the point? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      At some point the formula was "reinvigorated" by adding time travel to the 4 basic plots, "malfunctioning system", "alien takes over ship", "alien disease threatens ship", "fight the Klingons/Romulans/Borg".

      You forgot plotline #5 "Ship stuck in anomaly with crew frantically fighting to get out till someone suggests reversing the polarity of something"

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    3. Re:What is the point? by M_Talon · · Score: 1

      Look, the 18 seconds of "Enterprise" I saw this year included and alien dressed as a Nazi. An alien Nazi! It just underscores the lack of originality in Star Trek dating back to The Next Generation.

      Since we've nearly invoked Godwin's Law here anyway, let me point out you forgot about this OS episode involving Nazis... http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/TOS/e pisode/68764.html

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    4. Re:What is the point? by mink · · Score: 1

      Had you bothered to watch any of the episodes after those 2 you could have had a lot of enjoyable entertainment.
      Suffering through the end of the temporal cold war crap was worth it.

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  • The forgotten ones by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    don't watch it dumbass, and let those of us who want to, to continue to watch.

    What about those of us who want to watch it, but only if it doesn't suck? We're getting screwed!

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  • To boldy go where we went before by xixax · · Score: 1
    1 - To BSG fans, while it may be a good show, it's still not Star Trek. It's not set in the familiar setting and universe that Star trek fans like and know.

    I empathise with your desire to have the show you like, but that line reads so much like the main reason I was given for why we have to use Windows instead of Linux.

    Xix.
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  • Star Trek = New York Yankees by MagicDude · · Score: 1

    Something I've been noticing through the many articles that have been posted about Enterprise is that it has become somewhat trendy to hate Star Trek. People will just say that they hate Star Trek and want it to die, many times for no better reason as there are other shows that they themselves consider better. It's similar to how many people regard the New York Yankees, many people hate the Yankees simply because they are the Yankees. They have one of the best traditions in Baseball and a long history of success (something that Star Trek also boasts in the field of Sci Fi). And people will hate them simply for that. If you thought B5 was better than Star Trek, fine, but B5 isn't on amymore, and Enterprise still has a chance (albiet infintessimal) to stay on the air, which is what fans of the show want. It's almost as if fans of other shows are showing signs of envy that when their favorite show went off the air (Firefly, Space-Above and Beyond, whatever), their fans didn't mount an effort to save it that was nearly the size of the effort to save enterprise, and they want Enterprise to fail because they lost their favorite show. What also gets me is how people have written off the show because they thought it sucked in season 1. That's great, because everyone knows that when something sucks once, it'll suck forever and never get better (/sarcasam). Ask anyone about enterprise now, and they'll tell you it's some the best trek since the TNG/DS9 days, and yet people still cling to their arguments about how they stopped watching after 3 episodes in season 1, and haven't watched it since, even though everyone's saying how good it is now, but the won't watch it still, since they are confident the assessment they made 4 years ago is still valid, and nothing ever changes ever.

    Oh, and for those people who stopped watching over the theme song, get over yourselves. There's something seriously wrong with you if 45 seconds of music makes you hate a show. Go get a drink or use the bathroom or whatever if it seriously causes you so much mental anguish. If it helps, can personally vouch for there being no soft rock in any episode of Entperprise after the theme.

  • I'd assimilate it! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The last good thing to come out of Star Trek was First Contact, and even that was sketchy what with the ruining of the borg concept.

    But they ruined it in a sexy way!
    AND we got to see Borgs shot, stabbed and Dataed! It was fun!

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  • Brilliant! by aapold · · Score: 1

    (Guiness ad - don't spend 32 million on crap? Brilliant!) If this somehow succeeds it would be like a stroke of genius on the bart of Berman... make the show such so bad no one watched, then pull it back just in time to get it cancelled, all in the interest of getting a fan-funded show, most profitable to the network in history. Now, wonder how much money could be raised to a "let it die" fund.

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  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    And therefore it would not have been canned due to lack of advertising revenue.

    Except that good shows have been canned on that premise...

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  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just take a look at the front page of the UPN website!

    There's a huge cultural divide in the USA, and UPN is the standard bearer.

  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by BobSutan · · Score: 1

    This also underscores the fact that UPN isn't even available in large swaths of the country. Imagine how many more viewers it would have if it was on a channel with large viewship to begin with. In fact, putting a show like Enterprise on a more mainstreame station would probably do far more good for Enterprise than any artistic changes from what they've got going right now (i.e. get rid of Berman).

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  • 30% of country cant even watch Star Trek=ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Example: in Omaha, Ne there is NO UPN over the Air.

    I cant watch star Trek UPN is not even on Direct TV as a National feed.

    UPN is killing its selft by not allowing a national feed for Direct TV for free.

  • The trouble by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Informative

    Money that is spent another tired Star Trek crapfest could be getting spent on a new show.

    It's dead, Jim.

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  • What's funny is I hated DS9 by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    I thought DS9 was the absolute most boring star trek series ever created. I couldn't stand it. Voyager was hit and miss and the most recent season of enterprise has been rock solid.

    It's amazing to me that so many people liked DS9. I forced myself to watch it for several seasons but other than a few choice episodes it was a soap opera in space and boring to boot.

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  • And my take: Doctor Who > Blake's 7 > all.. by michaeldot · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. DS9 > TOS > TNG > VOY > ENTs3 > ENTs1 > ENTs2

    I'll see your chain of US Sci-fi and raise you British Sci-fi:

    Doctor Who > Blake's 7 > Red Dwarf > all the takes-itself-too-seriously-American crap

    (Am actually a fan of the TITSAC so don't burn me too badly. Also haven't seen the new Doctor Who yet, which may suck relative to Tom Baker, so will have to wait and see.)

  • Here's a concept: Open Source TV by HughJJorgan · · Score: 1

    Well, if they truly can raise that much cash to continue the series, why not go all the way and collectively write the episodes? They could be edited Wikipedia-style, and the edits could be moderated Slashdot-style, so that the best storylines would ultimately bubble up. As for the filming, I'm sure there are hordes of film students and Trek enthusiasts who would be happy to volunteer their time as crew; and the money itself could go towards paying the cast and outfitting the set. Obviously, there would be licensing issues -- whoever currently owns the Star Trek franchise probably wouldn't be too keen on just giving it up for free development. Then again, though, perhaps the law is fuzzy on this issue -- an open source Trek might be considered fan fiction.

    1. Re:Here's a concept: Open Source TV by mink · · Score: 1

      This would be a horrible failure of crap. Seriously look up in this /. discussion for some fanboy's idea how enterprise should end. Crap fanfiction should never be allowed near the production staff.

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  • Re:Biased moderation (flamebait) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its funny. That one is moderated as flamebait, but the one in response that calls him "dumbass" (namecalling gets rewarded when someone speaks an opinion?) and gets +1 insightful? Puh-leese. See ya in M2 guys. ;)

  • Never liked any of the ST by alexo · · Score: 1

    I watched quite a few episodes (the Space channel used to show ST reruns almost constantly) and while there might have been individual episodes that I enjoyed (none springs to mind) I never liked any of the series as a whole.

    The main reason was that the audience was told what to think and what to feel.
    There were usually the "good" choices vs. the "bad" choices, the morality was shoved down the audience's throats, everybody was so pompous (Voyager was the worst in that respect. Janeway's motivational speeches are a crime against intelliget life anywhere), everything was so stereotyped.

    There was no room for independent thought on the part of the viewer.

    That, and the fact that every problem can be solved by reconfiguring the sensor array.

    If there was a science fiction show worth saving, it would be Farscape.

  • Star Wreck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I feel sorry for the actors who signed aborad Enterprise. I'm sure they were expecting a nice 7-year ride and some chances to do some challenging acting once in a while. Instead, they got Breman and Braga'd into a 4 year soap-opera.

    If you take a look at the history of the Star Trek franchise, the show's quality started out remarkably good (considering it was a campy 1960's wagon train in space). They got a good diverse set of writers to write about topics of the day and tried to both produce fluffy entertainment AND slip a few social messages through the censors.

    When TNG was created, Gene Roddenberry had the chance to tell the kinds of stories he wanted to tell back in the 60's, but without the overwhelming concerns of money and the delicate ears of the country. The success of the original show in syndication(!) and the movies gave him all the clout he needed, and so he made a show that revived ST and fired it up for years to come.

    Expanding the franchise, he came up with the ideas for DS9 and Andromeda. DS9 would be a story about the invasion and corruption of the Federation, possibly culminating in its fall. The show that is now Andromeda was originally to have been the story of what happened after the fall of the Federation.

    All well and good. Unfortunatly, he had Beavis and Butthead -- errr... Breman and Braga as assistants from TNG days. As his health started to decline, he was forced to hand over more and more of the day-to-day operations of the show to them. When the network balked at the idea of the Federation collapsing, they rethought the whole dominion wars aspect of DS9 and came up with Voyager as a way to explore a galaxy without the Federation.

    By that time, B&B had taken the helm and thrown the idea of social commentary out the window. They believed in old-schoold demographics. Ratings slipping? Ok, Hire 7 of 9 and put her in a illogically tight jumpsuit.

    Just as DS9 was supposed to be about a seedy and corrupt corner of the Federation, and Voyager was supposed to be a dark Federation-less corner of the universe, Enterprise now took on the challenge of being the 'Really-Dark-This-Time' Trek. Pre-Federation, we wouldn't have to worry about Prime Directives, or about fleets of starships showing up to save them. Transporters were supposed to be flaky and unreliable. Phasers were supposed to be little more than laser guns. Communication would be limited to launched probes.

    Instead, we got a captain who (through no fault of the actor!) has a split personality -- swinging back and forth between concerned pacifist and vengeful hitman. We got a hot vulcan chick who could have developed into a really interesting character -- if she were allowed to do more than change uniforms every season. And we get to encounter most of the familiar alien races which act much the way they acted towards us in the future... even though it should have been first contact.

    I'll say what I said with Voyager. If Paramont wants to save the franchise, they must fire Breman and Braga and hire people who care about the show, not just the ratings. I can't remember which one (does it matter?) but one of them actually bragged about having never seen the original series.

    1. Re:Star Wreck by garyday · · Score: 0

      I'm just pissed off with the ending of Odyssey 5, now that was a good TV show, maybe a little silly re: the earth blowing up, but the concept overall was good... Damn stupid TV companies shouldn't start someting they can't finish! Bah All your startrek are belong to us

    2. Re:Star Wreck by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      damn.... that would have been awesome!!!!!

      then DS9 would not have been all about the jesus effect a the end and the human world would be more like the alternate universe in Andromeda..... god, that would have been sweet.

      damn Roddenberry for dying on us before securing the time line!!!!

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  • Straight to DVD a valid idea? by wdavies · · Score: 1

    Firefly probably made more money and had more fans direct from DVD - I wonder why more money isnt put into this kind of medium...?

    Pre-order ?

    1. Re:Straight to DVD a valid idea? by mink · · Score: 1

      Maybe that would be a good way to do it. Screw finding some shit network to broadcast it, put it out on DVD and let the fans buy it.

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  • McCoy by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 1, Interesting
    "Damnit, Jim! ... I'm Dead."

    ..and that's the problem. The interesting characters have been missing for a while. It takes more than plot. You need interesting characters with an impish grin or twinkle in their eye. These are the ones I found interesting by series:

    TOS: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov (Sulu and Chekov were just kind of their in the series but improved in the movies, I thought.)

    TNG: Picard, Data, Worf, Troi, O'Brian, Riker, Q, Wesley Crusher

    DS9: Sisco, Quark, Kira, Odo, Worf, O'Brian, Weyoun and that fey Cardassian

    VOY: 7 of 9, The EMH (Torres and Paris almost but they still ended up as milktoasts like the rest)

    ENT: Shran, Trip, the Dog (I like T'pols breasts as much as the next guy but I don't care what happens to the character)

    The lists are getting shorter!

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  • Peer to Peer pressure. by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

    It seems any time there's a discussion of TV and BitTorrent, it's:

    "I'm gonna torrent my TV, download all the episodes, watch them when i like, who cares if the networks loose out on their add revenue."

    No it's:

    "Oh no, the networks are canceling the show, not enough viewers and therefore it dosn't justify the add revenue."

    Instead of complaining, or pledging money, just STOP TORRENTING THE SHOWS, and maybe the networks will keep it running.

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    1. Re:Peer to Peer pressure. by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      it could help some if the local TV stations carried UPN. (which, in my hometown they didn't.) or maybe that the cable companies would carry a UPN station. (they didn't.) hell, it would have been nice if satellite were cheaper and more readily available there. (forget it.)

      when they stop alienating their audiences with these exclusive airing contracts, maybe they'd actually get viewership.

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    2. Re:Peer to Peer pressure. by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      What difference does torrenting the shows make? Unless you're one of the people who's part of the monitoring system (Nielsen rating in the US?) whether you watch the show or not has no effect at all on its ratings. There's no magical transmitter that sends your watching info to the networks in every TV.

  • Quality of the season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not busting on anybody, but it always sort of bothers me when people talk about how "this season was good" and "that season was bad".

    Consider the original Star Trek. How many episodes does Kirk destroy the computer running an entire civilization? Talk about an overused plot device! For every "Amok Time", "City on the Edge of Forever", and "Trouble with Tribbles" there were at least two examples of "Return of the Archons", "The Enterprise Incident", or "Spock's Brain"--three episodes which I thought were particularly lame.

    For people who complain about time travel, by the way, let's look at the original Star Trek. We have "City on the Edge of Forever", "Tomorrow is Yesterday", and "Assignment: Earth". There's also "All Our Yesterdays", where they go back in time but into another planet's history. There's also a bunch of "pseudo-time travel" episodes where they don't end up back in time but end up on another planet whose past looks like old Earth: "A Piece of the Action" (Mobster-run 1930s Chicago), "Spectre of the Gun" (Wild West), "Bread and Circuses" (Roman Empire), and "Patterns of Force" (Nazi Germany).

    Gratuitously sexy costumes? Well, it was the 60's, so there were some limits. I could make the argument that all the women in the short skirts came pretty close. Some of the crew-women also wore some low-cut tops. And tons of bare midriffs! Let's see..."Gamesters of Triskelion"? "Mirror Mirror"? "The Apple"? "A Private Little War"? "By Any Other Name"? (One TV's first apres-sex scenes) "The Way to Eden?" And, for the ladies, let's not forget all the times that Kirk lost his shirt...

    As for Star Trek: The Next Generation, well, I got pretty sick of all the times the holodeck killed people and took over the ship.

    In short, there are always bad episodes. There are always great episodes. Expecting a full season of network TV to be wonderful is pretty tough on any show. I've watched Enterprise since the beginning and while there were a few times where I went "This episode sucks", for the most part, I thought the episodes were entertaining.

    1. Re:Quality of the season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > For every "Amok Time", "City on the Edge of Forever", and "Trouble with Tribbles" there were at least two examples of "Return of the Archons", "The Enterprise Incident", or "Spock's Brain"--three episodes which I thought were particularly lame.

      Lame, lame, what is lame?!

  • Say what you will by Dogun · · Score: 1

    But I think Star Trek, (at least, for the most part) has served an important role. I think it's kept us optimistic about the human spirit and about the future. That's the only reason there are trekkies. People like an uplifting message from time to time.

    That having been said, I still haven't seen the final episodes of Season 3. The story arc was crap.

    Season 4 on the other hand is quality. Although I'd like a few more non-mutli-parters, Enterprise has part of the original feel it had back in Season 1 back.

    If you check my post history, you'll see I've called for the death of Entperprise several times. And been modded up heavily for it. I'm going to go right out and say it, Season 4 has made me rethink my position. I'm going to be sad when the show ends.

  • Not good by Nice2Cats · · Score: 2, Funny
    To all of you who watched the first couple of seasons, it's a gotten a lot better and is hardly the same show.

    Spoiler warning.

    Better? You call this better? Because I live in a TV-backwater, I just got to see the last episode of season three, which I had been led to believe was one of the good ones. What I got was a cliff hanger with time travel and Nazis. Please. All we're missing now is that they introduce a little kid...

    I'm sorry, they screwed around with the background story too much in the first two episodes for me to be interested. So far, it is more fun to watch Buffy reruns. No Nazis, no time travel, and when they introduced a little kid, it wasn't a little kid at all.

    1. Re:Not good by mink · · Score: 1

      The nazi time travel episodes of season 4 (I think there is 2 of them) are used to jettison the WHOLE temporal cold war thing and clean up for the rest of season 4 goodness. Keep watching it only gets better.

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  • FORTRAN 77 by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

    I think that Enterprise was doomed from the start for a number of reasons. Star Trek fans footing the bill for another season will be dumping their money in the trash. While the third and fouth seasons have been better than the first two they are by no means on par with the other series in the franchise. I see this being the fault of two groups, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga and Paramount/UPN.

    Berman and Braga have taken really awesome concept and driven it into the ground. Enterprise was going where no Trek series had been (pun intended), the beginning of the Federation. Enterprise could have been an awesome pre-history of the other series. Instead Berman and Braga have paid little attention to established pre-history of the later series. This wouldn't be so bad if their story arcs didn't require a reset button at the end of the series just for later ones to exist in the mythos. While sticking to Trek canon isn't required for the show to be successful it does help keep existing Trek fans interested. People who grew up watching Romulans and Klingons want to see Romulans and Klingons. New species are nice and all but there's a lot of untold history that Enterprise was well positioned to handle.

    UPN is doing just as much damage as stupid story arcs and bad writing. UPN is a joke of a network and Enterprise on its lineup is the punchline. Unless Trek fans are also fans of stupid one-off sitcoms there's little on UPN's lineup to attract them or affiliates. UPN also decided to shuffle Enterprise all over their schedule making it difficult for casual viewers to keep up with the dumb story arcs.

    While I appreciate people wanting to see more of their favorite franchise I think the world needs a break from Star Trek for a while. Berman at the helm of the franchise is driving it into the ground. TNG was a successful revival because there was a desire for more Trek that was more than a rehash of the original series. There's been continuous Star Trek on television since the late 80s. A break is required, as is some new blood at the helm.

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  • Where is solidariety? by Paolo+DF · · Score: 1

    Might I add that it seems weird to me that right frome here, slashdot, the place where nerds (what people think as nerds) are, a lot of bashing goes to Enterprise, another place where what people think as nerds, are. BTW, I like Trek for the message of a better future, of a place where there's hope, where each individual can make the difference. This is a good TV program to let your kids view.

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    1. Re:Where is solidariety? by Paolo+DF · · Score: 1

      Also, please read a cuple of likes at www.trekunited.com before commenting on what this campaign is. After years, I still see people that comment on articles without reading them :-/ One thing is declaring your thoughts on Trek, and you don't need to read articles; BUT if you make statements on -say- saveentreprise campagni, well, you should read about saveenterprise campaign first.

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  • Speak on It my brother!!! by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0

    They didn't used to set phasers to "appease" Holy Fucking Goddamn the moderation around here sucks balls of Kong. "Liberal" assholes who mod troll anything that offends them suck cocks in hell. That's not Liberal. It is Fascist.

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  • Re:should pass Voyager in Quality by Macrat · · Score: 1

    "should pass Voyager in quality"

    That's not saying much. Voyager sucked and should have never been a series in the first place.

  • Star Trek is worth saving when... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Rick Berman and Brannon Braga are stopped from having any involvement in Star Trek. Sure, Gene Roddenberry had his faults but at least he kept the shows as cohesive as possible and kept stupid paradoxes (like "Enterprise") from appearing.


    2. They get some decent writers. Far too much of Trek in the past few years has been about moralising rather than just telling a good story. I definitely vote for Michael J Straczynski doing some of the writing for the shows.


    3. They stop dicking about with the movies. Stop doing Trek movies "for the masses", keep them within the Roddenberry guidelines and for the fans. For example, I do not want to see our favourite bald captain spending 15 years or so following the Prime Directive only to tear around the surface of a planet like a lunatic in a sand buggy (as in "Nemesis")! Definitely not in Picard's character...


    4. Go forward rather than back. Why wasn't Enterprise just set after Voyager rather than before TOS? Prequels always introduce plot discrepancies which are going to be picked up by a fan-base as involved as Trek fans are. This seemed the ultimate stupidity with "Enterprise", IMHO.


    5. Look at entertaining the fans first, then worry about the money-making. If the fans like it, they'll by the merchandise and go to the conventions.


    I'm a middle-aged geek who's followed the shows since childhood - TNG was great, DS9 was good, Voyager had about half-a-season's worth of good episodes, Enterprise was rubbish. Now I've about given up on Trek completely and won't be coming back until I feel I am being entertained rather than just ripped off by Paramount for as much money as possible.

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    1. Re:Star Trek is worth saving when... by vidarh · · Score: 4, Interesting
      2. They get some decent writers. Far too much of Trek in the past few years has been about moralising rather than just telling a good story. I definitely vote for Michael J Straczynski doing some of the writing for the shows.

      This complaint always cracks me up. Roddenberry's purpose with Star Trek was to find a setting for social commentary that would let him present his moral agenda without incurring the ire of the studio censors... When fans don't see that in the older series, that's likely more because much of the original moralising was over issues that are now reasonably dated.

      For instance, it's hard to see the episode where Kirk and Uhura kiss as having any purpose as social commentary unless you're aware of just how controversial interracial relationships used to be, and that is perhaps one of the most blantant ones.

      I can hardly think of ANY episode of any Star Trek series that hasn't been dripping of moralising about at least one issue.

      Even the structure of the Star Trek universe is so blatant in it's use of entire species as plot devices to set the scene for morality plays where the individuals involved doesn't need to be well known to the viewer because he or she can either distinguish the role of the people involved from their species, or the very point of the story is why or how a particular individual deviates from the species standard behaviour, and what consequences it has.

      Star Trek is about moralising. Deal with it. It's been part of what made it a success, but it's also part of what sometimes makes it extremely obnoxious whenever it gets too in your face and you either completely agree or completely disagree. It's at it's best whenever it hits you with issues you haven't really considered or haven't made your mind up about, where it is what creates a great story because it keeps you thinking.

      Getting that balance right might quite possibly require someone other than Berman, though, even if I've never quite understood the raw hatred he is sometimes met with from some people.

  • Why didn't they... by mrbarkeeper · · Score: 0

    Why didn't they just stick to the reruns? I know it works for Slashdot...

  • Asbestos is not good for your health... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    and I wouldn't flame you anyway, my post, beginning with the words "my take", was exactly stating my personal opinion. And, besides, I agree with you that the best moments of Sci-fi is when the writer does not take it too seriously.

    Unfortunately, up until the Net age, living in the biggest USofAn colony (BR), I didn't have a lot of access to Brit Sci-fi. Can you refer me to some DC hub or BT site where I can find, for instance, DrWho, Bl7, RedDwarf eps?

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  • Face it - it's not going to happen by David+Horn · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, I think it's a very naive attitude to just pour money into something and expect to raise $30 million dollars. Couldn't the money be used for something more productive? Wouldn't, say, a cancer charity benefit from the money more in the long run?

    Perhaps it would be better accepting that the series is lost, and perhaps giving the money to Paramount in order to secure a free, worldwide distribution of the final couple of episodes.

    Think of the implications if a 100% legal HDTV (let's do it properly, make it at least a 1.5GB XVid) copy of the final episode is Bittorrented and available to anyone who wants to watch the end of (in my opinion) an excellent series.

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  • Why bother? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

    I really fail to see why they would bother spending $3 million on Enterprise, or any star trek series. Why not take the money and do something original? A William Gibson-esque cyberpunk series or something.

    Why should every TV series go on forever? There have been 98 episodes of Enterprise already. What's the benefit in carrying on. What interesting story lines are there left that 100 hours of shows hasn't already used up?

    TNG, Voyager, DS9 all had about one season's worth of good episodes over their entire run. Most of the other episodes were either "remodulate the phase tachyon pulse" endings, dull moralising about the superiority of "the human way", bad soap opera or just plain stupid (any borg episode).

    Give up on the Star Trek universe and go spend the money on some new ideas.

    Look at what happened to Friends, Buffy, The Simpsons, Angel, Frasier, ER, Sex and the City. Early on, all were excellent (or at least interesting): later seasons become formulaic, repetive and dull. There is a limited number of interesting stories that can be told with one set of characters in a fixed universe.

    1. Re:Why bother? by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      I used to be a hard core trekkie. I loved every episode of TNG and Voyager. I liked most of DS9. I watched the first half of the first episode of Enterprise and knew that the trek phenomena was dead, at least on TV. I gotta agree with the parent, these things can only last so long then they die and I would much rather see that money put to something new, even if it is a new trek series.

    2. Re:Why bother? by mink · · Score: 1

      Because they canceled Total Recall 21whatever years ago.

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  • Get rid of Berman first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enterprise is okay. Voyager was fair. TNG was decent. DS9 was pathetic. Movies went downhill. One thing of the things in common was Rick Berman. Personally, I feel that he has removed all creativity and intelligence from Star Trek. When they have a series (or movie) that he isn't involved with, I will definitely check it out.

  • Capitalism in progress... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...they vote with their money. That was actually what they were doing already, since eyeball time is money when it comes to ads. The company doesn't "have it out" for any show. If we, the consumers(tm) are willing to pay for it, they're willing to make it. Before they were looking at $X million, now they're looking at $X+3 million (plus some press) in return. That is return as good as any to them.

    What exactly are you saying? That if there aren't enough money in ads and channel subscription fees, it should just die? Even though people are willing to pay extra to create the same revenue as if there were? Is money from donations somehow less valuable, or less real than ad or fee money? No. All it comes down to is people*avg.revenue. If Bill Gates wanted them to make a show so bad, noone else would want to see it, they'd do it. As long as the donation was big enough.

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    1. Re:Capitalism in progress... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      What exactly are you saying? That if there aren't enough money in ads and channel subscription fees, it should just die?

      No. My point is that if fans are giving their money to Paramount to make more Enterprise, then Paramount should be expected to give up at least part of their ad revenue. The fairest way to do that (since not everyone planning to watch Enterprise is giving toward the cause) is to give some of the ad revenue back to the fans who are giving. Hence, investment.

      Now, if nobody insists that this is an investment rather than a donation, then Paramount will put just as much ad time in each episode, will charge local operators just as much money to air the series, and will *still* make these dedicated fans pay just as much as everyone else for the series when it comes out on DVD.

      The fans need to hire themselves a lawyer.

  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone tell me why every person on the front page of the UPN website (except in that tiny Star Trek photo) is black?

  • What exactly did you take pictures of? by Wiseazz · · Score: 1
    I took a few snapshots as well.

    This link was blocked where I work, having been categorized as "Pornography". Must've been a helluva rally.

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  • How about the sci fi channel picking up Star Trek? by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    How about the sciFi channel picking up Star Trek?
    That would be a good match!

  • I'm a charity worker, Jim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why not donate the money to a worthy cause like Oxfam or Amnesty. Helping the less fortunate to "Live Long and Prosper"

    Rather than pouring the money down the drain of yet another sub-standard season featuring ill-conceived plots and down on their luck actors.

  • That' all? 3 Mil? by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    That won't turn any heads at the studio. They bank on that much from a series/week run in advertising time. That might enable them to squeak one more episode out, but that's it. From what they have done so far with the series, I say good riddens. It has gone a long way in bringing down the Star Trek Empire.

  • Beware the fanboys! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    The single most frustrating thing about the mess Enterprise is in right now is that you could have started this show up with any ten or so Star Trek fans plucked from any convention you wanted to get them from and they could have avoided the mistakes that were made over the last two years. You could bring in anyone you found walking around at a Star Trek convention today and correct whatever is still wrong with it.

    Pandering to the obsessive fanbase isn't always the best way to keep a show fresh and original; on the contrary, it can sometimes be the reason a show disappears up its own arse.

    Don't get me wrong; their opinion should be considered (as potential viewers *and* as people who know the show) but stuff that appeals to someone who lives, and has an obsessive knowledge of a show, might not appeal to the more general viewers needed to keep a show viable.

    Generally, hardcore fans are obsessive about consistency; but this IMHO is sometimes what weighs sci-fi down and in the end kills it.

    I mean, if sci-fi is about ideas, doesn't the need for consistency with 100 previous episodes kind of stifle this?

    I don't know if it was pandering to the fanbase that made Red Dwarf series 7 and 8 so crap, but it certainly seemed to be too obsessed with serious details. Compare this to earlier episodes which didn't seem to bother that much with continuity or scientific coherence, except where it mattered.

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    1. Re:Beware the fanboys! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      On the outside chance you come back and look at this I just wanted to tell you that you're dead right. My comment about any ten Trek fans being able to do a better job was probably not quite so clearly put as I'd like. Could they have made a better show? Not necessarily and I think you bring up a real good point. They're probably going to be prone to making a whole host of other mistakes that could have just as easily doomed the show. I only meant to point out that any of them could have steered around some of the more obvious pot-holes in the road that Enterprise has bottomed out in.

      But basically you're right. They'd no doubt make a bunch of completely different mistakes.

      Good point though.

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    2. Re:Beware the fanboys! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      On the outside chance you come back and look at this

      Well, the message system informs me of any replies, and I normally check them out, if for no other reason than curiosity.

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  • Nazi aliens by hummassa · · Score: 1

    I had completely erased those from my memory... :-) I was considering them as being the worse 3rd season ones :-)

    But they brought an end (albeit a non-sensical one... *) to the temporal sh*t.

    * = if the temporal cold war has re-set, shouldn't Enterprise still be in drydock instead of flying the Klingon home?

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  • Can I get an Amen? by snarkasaurus · · Score: 1

    Amen, Shagrat.

    This is nothing though. I got booted off /. for a week recently, my crime was suggesting that possibly George B. had a brain cell firing when he cut taxes, and that possibly Canadians might be over taxed. (60%? Seems like a lot to me.) I had a whole string of comments modded down to -1.

    Its getting to be a badge of honor anymore. You have to browse at -1 to see anything that isn't dyed shocking pink.

    Flame on, pinkies!

  • Andromeda? by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1
    I'd gladly substitute Andromeda for Enterprise if Andromeda can show signs of life......

    Andromeda? Never heard of that ...

    Oh you mean Hercules in space. Sorry ...

    1. Re:Andromeda? by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Hey, Hercules was a great series.

      Andromeda was good too for a while. The latest season has sucked like Enterprise sucks.....

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  • Why Tom Baker? by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why relative to Tom Baker? Was he your favorite Doctor? Personally, I preferred Jon Pertwee, but I think I would rank Tom 2nd in the pantheon of Doctors Who. (Peter Davison would come a close 3rd.)

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  • Investment & return? Or in Paramount's coffers by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    Just one point...

    Presumably if the fans finance (at least partially) a new series of "Enterprise", those same fans will also get a cut of the profits when it's sold to TV stations, sold on DVD and results in additional merchandise sales?

    Yeah, right...

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  • killenterprise.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    so 150 or so ppl showed up and 20 million or so trek fans stayed away. i'd say it was a victory for
    killenterprise.com

  • The internet hates everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No matter what it is youre discussing, you can find thousands of people on the internet who think it is the worst thing ever.

    I see people complaining about the poor writing & poor acting of Enterprise... Can you imagine what they might say if they took a look at TOS with those same critical eyes?

    T'Pol may not be very Vulcan-ish... but at least she doesnt go around playing sarenades on her harp, giggling, or mind-melding with ROCKS (all things that Spok does in TOS)

    The internet is a forum for praise, discussion, AND dissent. However it seems that dissent is the aspect that gets the most attention from the internet, and so no matter what the subject may be, politics, social norms, or TV shows, you can bet that the people who hate something the most will have the loudest voices about it.

    Every trek show has its weak spot (theyre called season 1 and season 2), but every trek show also has its strengths (yes, even Voyager.) You have to take the good with the bad & hope they balance out.

  • What would UPN replace Enterprise with? by Hamhock · · Score: 1

    Assuming the cancellation of Enterprise goes forward (and I hope it doesn't), what would UPN replace it with in their lineup? Some crappy teen drama? It's sure not going to be something original and daring, that's too risky for a big corporation. So, if they at least want to keep my eyes on their ad space (and I'm not suggesting they do), Enterprise is basically the only thing that will keep me watching.

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  • New Paradigm of Entertainment Delivery? by mattlary · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If people are willing to pay for the show, I wonder why the studios don't just release the show a la carte over the net or something? Perhaps shows that have a niche with a strong interest should ditch the advertisement model and just charge per show, or sell subscriptions to the series...

  • Re:And my take: Doctor Who Blake's 7 all.. by g0at · · Score: 1

    Am actually a fan of the TITSAC so don't burn me too badly

    Tit sack? What is "TITSAC"? I googled for it, and half the results were stock reports, half were porn and one or two were blogs, including one with this choice classic: "Fuckin asshole was probably drunk and wondering which cousin he was going to get on this weekend. What a titsac."

    -b

  • Re:How about the sci fi channel picking up Star Tr by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

    I agree. I think it would go well with their Friday lineup. Maybe they could improve the storyline a bit too. I'm sure it would do better on SciFi than it's current home.

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  • My idea.... THAT WILL SAVE STAR TREK!!!!! by Troll'N · · Score: 1

    at the end of each weeks episode they (actors,writers) should all bring there torches to the bridge of the enterprise. at which point a hologram of gene rodenberry will appear. during this time the losing group be it the writers or actors will have to vote somebody off of the show...by throwing them out of the airlock. ratings will be at an all time high! and if the crew really hates the punk that was voted off they can take turns phazzoring him as he floats by.

  • Well, let me tell you... by rk · · Score: 1

    If all I'm supposed to do is crusade against injustice every waking moment of every day and never engage in the superfluous, entertaining, or downright silly even for a moment, then you can just drag me out in the street and shoot me right now, because I'd rather be dead.

    NEWSFLASH: The world's a shithole. Has been for time out of mind and doesn't look like it's going to get better anytime soon. I'm not saying not to do anything about it, and not to be concerned with the considerable problems we face. But as all which is Holy and Unholy as my witness, I reject utterly the concept that I cannot enjoy something in my life that may be trivial and banal because these problems exist. This is secular puritanism made manifest and I find it contemptible.

  • Who controls the copyright to fan-funded episodes? by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    One thing that is not clear from the articles linked to in this story is who would hold the copyright to the fan-funded episodes of the show, should these fans contribute money for more episodes to be made.

    Would this qualify as a work for hire (where Paramount studios arranges for casting people, writers, costumers, etc. to be available to anyone who has a few million to put together a show)? Or are these fans planning on treating a multinational corporation like a charity and donating their money to Viacom so that Paramount will make more episodes?

  • -1 Troll eh? Truth must hurt! by snarkasaurus · · Score: 1

    The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

    The Star Trek franchise is run by people with zero imagination and a Leftward slant like an A frame roof. To wit:

    Scott Bakula's character (or any Trek captain for that matter) would be court martialed and cashiered in any military organization on Earth. If he survived the mutiny, anyway. He disobeys orders, he's insubordinate, he gets his ship shot up every goddamn time they go out. He behaves like a friggin' high school kid out for a joy ride in a stolen car. Not Bakula's fault, its the writing.

    The Trek SOP for exploring a new planet: Come into a strange system at a high rate of speed, assume orbit over a planet and scan the place with active sensors. Finally, broadcast a big ol' "Howdy!" just in case the planet guys missed the armed alien starship painting their cities with targeting radar.

    Trek exploration missions: we come in peace at great expense and for no particularly good reason,we're harmless humans who only mean well, but we still manage to shoot somebody about every ten minutes.

    Alien chicks always find Trek crew members attractive. Crew boy goes for it every single time no matter how many times he's gotten shot, or got pregnant, or got a rash, or started a war... Rinse, repeat. And repeat, and repeat, ad nauseam, ad infinitum.

    The Earth is at risk of being destroyed by alien bad guys with a planet buster and they send one ship to stop 'em. What, they couldn't buy another ship someplace? Or steal one? And that was a "good" season.

    Space battles that only take place at point blank range, shields that don't, aliens that aren't, ray guns that can vaporize a truck but can't penetrate a wooden crate, bad guys that can't shoot straight, artificial gravity that stays on even in wrecked ships with no power. These are a few of our favorite things.

    And that's why after thirty nine years people are turning it off. Paramount is quite right to pull the plug, nobody is watching it.

    Maybe getting cancelled will wake the franchise owners up, but I doubt it. There's all that syndication money keeping them fat, after all.

    Trek fans should lynch them, not raise money for the stupid bastards. Hell, at two million plus per episode for this sorry crap their shareholders should lynch them!

    Now, all you little pissants can mod me down, but the fact that hard core fans have to protest and raise charity money to keep the bloody thing on the air is proof enough of what I'm saying.

    Grow up, pissants. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it ain't so. This horse is dead. Beating it isn't going to get it to run.

  • Trek & Who by chuck.kahn · · Score: 1

    Trek is being cancelled just as Doctor Who is returning. Doctor Who was cancelled about a year after ST:TNG started. Coincidence? Conspiracy?

  • What all Good Things Must Do by VoidPoint · · Score: 1

    I've been a Star Trek fan for 30 years, from the time I saw my first TOS episode on a grainy far-distant TV station when I was ten. I've supported every ST series since, giving them each enough time to mature (two seasons, usually.) And then, better Sci Fi started showing up. Babylon Five, Farscape (what Star Trek TOS was really meant to be, by the way. Wagon Train To The Stars), and now the new Battlestar Galactica. Star Trek jumped the phase-shifted multi-dimensional klingon shark. Let's all give it a grand wake and move on to new pastures. remember: All good things...

  • Re:Who controls the copyright to fan-funded episod by Paolo+DF · · Score: 1

    You should read the introduction page and the FAQ at www.trekunited.com

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  • Ques by C00lCat · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed all Star Trek. Its a good insigt to all the engineers out there. People dreamed of "cell phones", "automated doors", "transporters" in the 60s. In their view these would be inventions of the 23nd century. It ended u being our spoils during the 80's. During the movies, Enterprise B had that first voice regonition hardware, a spoil of 90's. The examples are many. Such insight leads to actual technology. The "use" of sci-fi. Heck, Stephan Hawkings enjoys the show (and actualy had taken a very short role playing poker against Newton and Einstein). Fast developement of technology in the last 2 centuries is often attributed to sci-fi noves/movies/tv serries. Of course its all fake else JPL people wouldn't be scratching their heads. I enjoy the insparation, while Enterprise was not my favorite I enjoyed the serries, several of my floor mates didint like it at first and now like it. I say give the show another try, and to experience special effrcts dont be close-minded. The financial support is how some fans attempt to keep their show. People dont sell their houses for the show but instead they pay 5$ to enjoy a show for another season. 5$ per a season isnt too bad.

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  • Stop treating corporations like charities. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    I saw nothing in the introduction that addressed my question but the FAQ had this to offer:

    "Our proposal to Paramount is to sponsor the production of another season of Star Trek: Enterprise in 2005/06 without any further creative and legal demands ("no strings attached"). It may be sold to any network or cable channel, or broadcasted in first-run syndication."

    Which tells me why I wouldn't donate a dime to this effort. These folks are seriously entertaining treating a corporation as a charity, donating money to Viacom so they can make money on my donation. They don't seem to understand that paying for something gives you increased control over that thing. This is what producers do--raise money for production of shows. If I'm helping to pay for the show, I would want something more than I get by buying a copy of a series I had nothing to do with on a DVD in a store. At least with a DVD of a show I didn't help pay production costs on, I get to watch a high-quality never-degrading copy of the show in perpetuity. With the Enterprise deal, I don't even get a copy of the DVD; I have to go out and buy it and the DVD I buy will give me no right to share even verbatim copies of it non-commercially.

    I was hoping that these fans would have come up with something more creative than this. It's not too much to ask that since these fans would be, ostensibly, funding an entire season of Enterprise, they would control the copyright to the episodes and be able to license the episodes (thus eventually getting back some of their costs in syndication rights and DVD sales, then when the market for these episodes has dried up in a few years, they could release the episodes under an appropriate Creative Commons license).

    But since this really is just a call for corporate charity, this effort strikes me as profoundly naive.

  • Oh no, dont do this... by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

    >Just an hour later, the TrekUnited fund for sponsoring
    >production of a fifth Enterprise season surpassed 50,000$, >with contributions having sped up thanks to the tremendous
    > positive attention for TrekUnited's bold mission as well as a
    > single contribution of 5000$ by a devoted fan.

    No please. Don't pay for this. It sets a really bad precedent. It's bad enough folks pay exorbitant prices for DVDs or VHS tapes of anything Trek, be it old episodes of TOS, let alone actually donating money for a show that will be completely profitable with national commercials paid for by others.

    Add to that the possiblity that it could be placed on the Sci-Fi channel, makers and mismanagers of every brand of sci-fi dooms a show just making it's way out of mediocre writing into the land of little-to-no funding.

    We would be better off seeing the show die before a single penny of donation money be used to produce a season of Trek.

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  • Re:If Star Trek was any good, people would watch i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except Family Guy is actually coming back with new episodes on Fox in the coming months. According to an ad after the Superbowl.

  • Re:And my take: Doctor Who Blake's 7 all.. by Uncle+Butt · · Score: 1

    Can't one like several flavors of sci fi?

  • Re:And my take: Doctor Who Blake's 7 all.. by Uncle+Butt · · Score: 1

    Hadn't you better get back into your tardis and play a little catch-up. Baker wasn't the last Doctor, when we are. TITSAC is a band...right? Besides, of the more serious type of sci fi, Babylon was the best, by far, except for the anticlimatic bit at the end of the series. It's the only series I sat down and personally taped every episode thereof (or almost every episode). But, then, I bought the final season of Voyager and liked it a lot. Also, the final season of DS9. I liked the original Galactica, in spite of the somewhat cheesey plotting and even cheesier acting. It seems to me that a lot of sci fi fans really aren't. They are fans of a particular show...not the same thing.

  • Re:And my take: Doctor Who Blake's 7 all.. by Uncle+Butt · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah! Does anybody know where I might get hold of The Tripods on DVD or download?

  • Re:And my take: Doctor Who Blake's 7 all.. by unitron · · Score: 1

    Was Tripods the Australian series where everybody had bowling ball style holes in their heads? The NC PBS chain showed just enough of it to attract my attention and then shoved it into the memory hole.

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