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  1. Re:The Collector: on Science Faction · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh no! You took it out of the box!!

  2. Re:simpler games on The Rise of Casual and Mobile Gaming · · Score: 0

    here's a link: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

    My fastest was 500+mph hehe

  3. Re:Did you look in your shoes? on Search for the Missing Universe · · Score: 0

    um.. dood.. what's this have to do with the missing part of the universe? is it in the steak?

  4. Re:Patriot Act seems to have worked. on Congress to Make PATRIOT Act Permanent · · Score: 0

    sweet! where can I get one of these rocks? damn tigers.

  5. Re:So... on Google Tries To Silence IPO Rumours · · Score: 0

    "because then *poof* you're bankrupt."

    Crap! Un-poof! UN-POOF!

  6. Re:dangerous?? on The Space Elevator · · Score: 0

    too bad the basketball doesnt have any gravitational pull.. you forgot about our good friend gravity

  7. Re:Testing is not playing on Working as a Game Tester · · Score: 0

    "-polygon counting."

    fear. dont today's games have like.. millions of polygons?

    "1389721...1389722...SHIT lost count! sigh. 1.. 2.."

  8. obligatory simpsons quote on U.S. Army's Future Combat System Will Run Linux · · Score: 0

    "In the future, wars will be fought by machines... in space or possibly atop a very high, flat mountain. Your job will be to build and maintain those robots."

  9. Obligatory Simpsons quote on IPv6 Application Competition - win $10,000 · · Score: 0

    Homer: "Welcom to the Internet my friend how can I help you?"
    Comic Book Guy:"I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobyte intenet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token ring internet LAN configuration?"
    Homer:"Can I have some Money now?"

  10. Edison on More Ways to Blow Things Up · · Score: 0

    "Thomas Edison used AC power to electrocute cats, dogs, a horse, and even a 3-ton elephant."

    Man Edison must have really hated animals.

  11. Re:Automation is the key on Michelin to Include RFID Transmitter in Every Tire · · Score: 0

    While privacy is an issue here, but lets have a look at the good side of this.
    If someone steals your car, you'll be able to track where they've taken it. Yes yes they could swap out the tires and such but still.. I'd feel a little more secure if there was some way to track my car in the event it got stolen. Not that I'd use Michelin tires :D

  12. Re:Microsoft's profit, our loss... on Microsoft Profit and Loss by Business Area · · Score: 0

    Does MS sell software at a loss in order to wipe out rivals?

    Microsoft isn't the only company to do this. For example, Walmart does this also. They sell pretty much everything at below discount prices, so they take a hit for the first few years or whatever, then when the surrounding businesses have to close cuz nobody goes there since Walmart is cheaper. Then afterwards they can raise the prices so they make a profit.

  13. Re:Killed my pentium. on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 0

    Heh, better your pentium than you, right?

  14. Re:Answers to your "hate speech" questions on Senate Approves Censored .kids.us Domain · · Score: 0

    The oft-consulted and mythical reasonable man [jurisdictionary.com] so beloved by lawyers.

    From jurisdictionary.com:
    The reasonable man exercises care not to injure others. To the reasonable man some truths are self-evident. The reasonable man knows the difference between direct facts and imagined conjectures. The reasonable man cares for his neighbor's welfare. He does not steal. He does not lie. He acts responsibly to others and to himself. He follows the Golden Rule.

    Reasonable Man is my new fav. superhero!
    I wonder... who would win in a fight between Reasonable Man and Superman?

  15. Re:"professional" on US Busts Military Network Hacker · · Score: 0

    Sleeping with a lot of men/women makes someone a slut; it requires getting paid for it to be considered a professional.

    No, if you get paid for it you're a hooker :P

  16. Re:lawyers on GPL Issues Surrounding Commercial Device Drivers? · · Score: 0

    "all your IP are ours"

    Don't you mean... "All your IP are belong to US?"

  17. what we need.. on Video Game Music Mixes · · Score: 0

    Where's the Pong music?!

  18. fear the realness.. on Preview of Unreal Tournament 2 · · Score: 0

    "games these days are just too real"
    Almost.. unreal!...

    :)

  19. I think this quote from the simpsons sums it up: on The Drone War · · Score: 0

    "In the future, wars will be fought with small robots in space, or possibly a very tall mountain. Your job will be to build and maintain those robots."

  20. ouch on How Not To Ship Computers · · Score: 0

    fear the picture of the smashed tupperware at the end..
    NOOOOO! NOT THE TUPPERWARE! WHY?!?!

  21. Re:Don't be a part of the problem on Fight Virus With Virus? · · Score: 0

    Am I ethical if I jump into the moving car and turn it off ?
    Sure, if that's the ONLY thing you do. But what happens if you cause damage to the car? Or some items in the car are missing when the owner gets it back?
    The main issue is that many people could use this "anti-virus virus" as an excuse to (legally? sorry.. didn't read the above posts on legality etc :P) mess with people's machines. They could unintentionally or intentionally cause damage.

  22. Re:The LAN idea: on Ricochet Modems == Wireless LAN? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    yeah.. that would be grand..wait.. isn't that the..[pause]
    INTERNET?!

  23. Console lan parties on Nintendo Announces Gamecube Launch Numbers · · Score: 1
    Fear console lan parties heh...

    I don't know what the limit for number of players playing on a GC is but it'd be great if they had more support for more players playing from the same console.. or even making it so people could hook up consoles.

  24. Re:POKECUBE on Nintendo Announces Gamecube Launch Numbers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Nintendo really started going downhill when they started making all those Pokemon games. It's cool that they targetted the kiddies (big market there) for their market but they really went overboard and lost many of the older gamers.

  25. Re:$40? on The Simpsons Season 1 on DVD · · Score: 1

    heh.. dont want to get technical but actually, it was $20, not $40.. Homer found a $20 dollar bill which blew out of the window and ended up at the Quick-E-Mart where Bart and Milhouse were.. :P