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  1. Re:Portable Code on Write Portable Code · · Score: 1

    I know what the phrase describes.

    And I know what it looks like.

    But what's the significance?

    Everytime I drive anywhere, someone is apparently anxious to communicate the number 4 to me in binary using a 5-bit finger/thumb arrangement.

    What's that all about?

  2. Force authors to disclose! on Why (Most) Software is so Bad · · Score: 2
    When an author produces a book, what is presented is not the source but the interface.

    You can read all my screens, printouts and help pages, but you don't need to see the code to use the application.

    In the same way, you don't get to see authors' notes and earlier drafts.

    What you get is what you see.

  3. Free as in... on Transforming a Laptop into a Robot · · Score: 3, Funny
    Program the software to recognize a beer bottle and a refrigerator, for example, and next time you're running on empty, you just need to wave a bottle in front of the laptop's camera and request a refill.


    While the beer routine made a good demonstration, Gross said he expects the system to have many useful real-world applications.

    I don't need it any more useful than that.

    Come to think of it, is there anything more useful for a laptop-on-a-trolley to do?
    (Remember, it has no arms - hang on, how did it fetch my beer?)

  4. Acronyms on The Stallman Factor · · Score: 5, Funny
    getting his acronym included with the kernel's name

    RMS - so he

    1. got Root
    2. acts Mean
    3. looks Square
  5. Born too late on Sony PCG-U1 · · Score: 1
    You should have been around when these were available.

    At only 14 tons, I guess they qualified as luggables.

  6. Yet Another Slashdot mispelling on G4: The Pong Channel? · · Score: 4, Funny
    You cannot imagine how disappointed I was.

    I had hoped that this was a chance to watch a bunch of PINGs.

  7. Re:I gotta say it on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 1
    It's meant to protect the unsuspecting from actually going to THAT site.

    I wanted to joke about the goat comment in the parent post, but no way was I posting a real link to the evil place.

    As for the idea that I would perpetrate some windows/IE exploit, I am most offended.

    But this works great on linux/mozilla :-)

  8. Re:I gotta say it on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 1
    I couldn't think of a better way to get their goat.

    Seriously? What about http://goatse.cx

  9. Problem with Touchscreen mouse on No-click Mouse? · · Score: 1
    The last time I used a touchscreen, I found the real downside:

    You can't right-click - whichever finger you use!

    Anyway, I believe that No-click is covered by "Prior Art" courtesy of your friends and mine, Amazon :-)

  10. Re:Imagine the opportunities... on Browser Becomes Billboard · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wonder what we'll be clicking on to close the windows?

    Good luck, boys.

    Most of you couldn't even find it, let alone click on it!

  11. Re:Not just in stores on Public CD Copying Machine in Australia · · Score: 1
    Those weren't cd's.

    They were donuts!

    Mmm - Donuts!

    (Maybe cd stands for Chocolate Donut)

  12. Re:In other news on Pitch Perfect Karaoke · · Score: 1
    I'll have you know I tried one of those gizmos.

    I didn't mime (I NEVER do), but before the first eight were through, the box-of-tricks plain gave up in a puff of smoke.

    Now why do you suppose that happened?

  13. Re:Is that really hard to crack? on Geo-Encryption: Global Copyright Defense? · · Score: 1
    Ok, I know nothing about how GPS works

    Ok, how about asymmetric keys? No?

    Have a look at some of these Google results

  14. Why do you think... on Selling Your Wireless Traffic to Passers-By · · Score: 1
    Why do you think there's no Bandwidth left over?

    It's all used up by War-Drivers.

    How can you expect to sell something that anyone with a Pringles tube can steal for free?

  15. I knew I was doing something right. on 101 Dumbest Moments In Business · · Score: 5, Funny
    56. Half.com places advertisements on the slips of paper inside fortune cookies at Chinese restaurants. Confusion ensues when some customers mistakenly believe that the advertisements, which offer $5 off a purchase at Half.com, actually entitle them to $5 off their dinner check.

    That's exactly why I disabled "Third-party cookies" in my browser.

    btw - did it say "Confucius ensues" back there?

  16. Major faux pas!!! on Disinformation.com · · Score: 0
    How could you link to that when you should be linking to fent.net

    Nice knowing you, Jon. No really!

  17. Re:Do the scientists have the right idea? on Wine Continues To Move Towards License Change · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've been mulling...

    Mulled WINE? How Epicurean.

    Is it free? (as in Beer)

  18. Now we know on Kathleen Fent Read This Story · · Score: 2

    So that's what the Alter Relationship buttons are all about!

  19. Anthropomorphic droids on Learning Autonomic Robots · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently the prey and predators will be known affectionately as "dot.coms" and "venture capitalists" respectively.

  20. Re:Problem with the Space Quest (VGA Edition)... on New Space Quest Game Under Development? · · Score: 1
    You're asking this question on Slashdot?

    The only advice you'll get here will be along the lines of "Install Linux and Wine". :)

    Or you could try vmware and set up a virtual retro machine for games.

  21. What are you on about? on New Space Quest Game Under Development? · · Score: 4, Funny
    You're playing exectly that game right now.

    We all are.

    It's called The Matrix^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSlashdot!

  22. Re:2 million a month? on Govt Says: Internet Is Popular · · Score: 2, Funny
    as we all know, 85.1% of all statistics are crap

    Yes, and the other 16.8% are highly dubious.

  23. 2 million a month? on Govt Says: Internet Is Popular · · Score: 1
    Apparently by 2010 there will be 359 million Americans online.

    Lies, damn lies and statistics :-)

  24. Dry bar? on Berlin's Robotic Pub · · Score: 2, Funny
    How does anyone get a drink without breaking the laws of robotics?

    • A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    • A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    • A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.


    • From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in I, Robot. In Robots and Empire (ch. 63), the "Zeroth Law" is extrapolated, and the other Three Laws modified accordingly:

      A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.
  25. Re:seems a little long on Geek Food: A Cookbook for the Technologically Inclined · · Score: 1
    Besides, I already have the Perl cookbook (and the Java cookbook), so why would I need another one?

    Also, when I'm on a coding marathon, I don't even notice mealtimes. Somehow the caffeine urge still gets through without fail though.