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  1. opportunity is knocking on CO2 Levels Reach 400ppm at Mauna Loa For First Time On Record · · Score: 2
    In my greenhouse (for medical marijuana) the CO2 is increased to 3000PPM. The plants love it and produce some of the most potent bud I've ever smoked.

    Point is -- we need more medical marijuana and industrial hemp to suck up the extra CO2 from the atmosphere. Hemp and algae are the best ways to remove CO2 from the air. And unless you know of someway to get high off algae, I say let's go with reefer.

  2. Re:May I contribute $5 ? on Elon Musk Hates 405 Freeway Traffic, Pays Money To Speed Construction · · Score: 0

    That article was 8 days before the TSLA IPO.

  3. Re:WWF on The Amazon Rainforest Wants Its TLD Back From Amazon.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    WWF (the wrestlers) had a 1994-era legal agreement concerning international use of the wwf abbreviation which fucked them over.

  4. Another interesting one on Smithsonian Releases 128-Year-Old Recording of Alexander Graham Bell · · Score: 1

    though not as old (124 years?), a gramophone image printed in a book was restored last year.

  5. Re:I use it for linux distributions on Ask Slashdot: Do You Move Legal Data With Torrents? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've been into dogs since I was 9 Years old, it started with masturbating My Sisters' German shepherd, I found it really excited Me, and the dog enjoyed it as well, I had frequent contact with him, as well as other dogs belonging to her neighbors and friends. From then on, I was hooked, tho I didn't know anyone who did this and thought I was the only one!! I also picked up strays and had sex with them, mostly masturbating them, but around the age of 16 I found one in an abandoned building, he got so excited he tried to mount me, I took him in my mouth and he quickly came, it made me very hot and I liked the taste.,After that I really got into this, and My dog sex activities continued as did My once a Week visits with a gay friend, I had gay tendencies but not really into guys, but dogs excited Me no end. I took a job at an animal shelter, and later at a boarding/breeding kennel and had sex with as many dogs as I could

    All told, I've had sex with almost 100 dogs, about 5 were bitches, I had intercourse with 3 and the others I frigged, I had one that loved to be frigged, she would hump and cum 10 times or more each session, We did that every day for 6 Years, after she was satisfied she'd lick and nibble my scrotum and then switch to the head as I was about to cum, if I was slow She'd switch to licking my face, sometimes we frenched. At the age of 27 I proudly gave My virginity to My beautiful willing 6 Year old Bernese Mtn dog (Lace), I was devastated when just 3 Months later she was diagnosed with cancer and died during surgery, only a pet owner or another Zoophile can understand the devastation and loss of ones animal partner, I mourned for Months and still can't go into that clinic, such is the pain of being a Zoophile.

  6. Re:What in the world is "mouth/stomach separation" on Extended TeX: Past, Present, and Future · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's sort of like C where you have a preprocessor ("mouth") which does macro expansion and text replacement and then the actual compiler ("stomach").

    Quoting this paper:

    The usable programming language has to consist of both parts [mouth and stomach] because the assignment capabilities of the stomach are needed in order to define macro definitions and to read or write text, i.e., to produce an output. The mouth is necessary for all tasks that needs an iterative application or a recombination of input tokens. TEXâ(TM)s stomach uses the macro processor for almost all commands to scan the command arguments. Additionally, while scanning the arguments of many stomach commands, such as \write, \edef, count or dimension register assignments, all tokens are expanded. Thus stomach operations are not allowed in these places, leading to the problem of fragile commands in moving arguments. This is partly taken care of with LATEXâ(TM)s \protect.

  7. Re:so old it must be replaced... on Extended TeX: Past, Present, and Future · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    TeX isn't a markup language. It's a programming language (and not a particularly nice one at that). You're not writing an article or a letter, you're writing a program which compiles to a dvi object file.

  8. no air freight? on GameStick Kickstarter Consoles Delayed To June · · Score: 1

    That explanation makes no sense whatsoever. The total cost goes up, sure, but does the per unit cost go up? They're paid per unit. More units means more revenue. More units should also give a better economy of scale. Sounds like their cost estimates were way off and they're trying to reduce expenses wherever they can.

    So why are they lying about it? What else are they lying about?

  9. Re:Google should have bought Sun on Oracle Clings To Java API Copyrights · · Score: 0

    Google hasn't figured out how to profit off Motorola yet. The IP lawsuits are ineffective and the phone business is still reporting quarterly losses. Maybe they need to fire some more people?

    Google's ad business brings in piles of cash and subsidizes everything else. Sun used to be profitable, too. Profitable enough to subsidize all kinds of things that didn't generate any income.

  10. Re:a tragedy all around on A Sea Story: the Wreck of the Replica HMS Bounty · · Score: -1

    Too bad they didn't make it illegal to crash a plane into a building. They could have prevented 9/11.

  11. Re:And so it BEGINS! on United States Begins Flying Stealth Bombers Over South Korea · · Score: 0

    I visited North Korea on an asian sex tour about 10 years ago... not impressed. I'd take a Thai lady boy over the trollops I saw there.

  12. Re:So now the US is forcing foreign online purchas on US Senate Passes National Internet Sales Tax Mandate · · Score: 1

    Swing and a miss. Amazon has agreed to collect sales tax in an increasing number of states (like California ... did you read the article?). Amazon actually supports the national sales tax -- it's easier than trying to deal with 50 states targeting them (and only them, leaving competitors untaxed).

  13. Re:Forced convergence is all the rage. on We Didn't Need Google's Schmidt To Tell Us Android and Chrome Wouldn't Merge · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Here are the facts: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's 2011 National Health Statistics study showed that among adults aged 25-44, about 98 percent of women and 97 percent of men have had vaginal intercourse, 89 percent of women and 90 percent of men have had oral sex, and 36 percent of women and 44 percent of men have had anal sex. That means one out of every three gals and almost half of the guys polled say they enjoy playing with their partners' poopers.

    I can tell you from first-hand experience that having anal sex is not the same thing as enjoying anal sex. Ask your favorite ex-con for more information.

    I can also tell you that those butt-fucking numbers are suspicious. There's a reason the oral/vaginal numbers are basically identical for men and women -- A man can't have sex with a woman unless a woman also has sex with a man. So an 8% difference in male vs female butt fucking means either

    1. There's a lot of man-on-man butt sex
    -or-
    2. There's a lot of men lying

    Most research puts homosexual/bi-curious rates at under 5% -- and many "bi-curious" men limit themselves to blowjobs and masturbating (AIDS much?) But if we were to assume the 8% difference is due to man-on-man buttfucking... well, gay men have anal sex. Film at 11. Not exactly a compelling reason for a woman to go down on a straight man's asshole.

  14. Re:Fun on Multimorphic Teases Open Source Multi-Game Pinball · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    It was back a few years ago, I was cruising upstairs at the 315 over on First, and I came across this hot little blond surfer type. We started getting it on, and our hands both started going for the ass at the same time. He called a halt to go fetch the Crisco and poppers. Now, fisting wasn’t particularly on my mind I figured we’d trade fucks and that would be that. How was I to know that there were gay surfer types at Dice who got into handball?

    Well, pretty soon we were busy finger-fucking each other while we sixty-nined. Then he called a halt and sat up and looked at me. “Wanna go further?” he asked. “As in what?” I replied. “Fisting man!” “You or me?” “Whatever,” he muttered. “Well I’ve never had it, but I’m up for trying.” BINGO!! The idea of a virgin ass really turned him on, so pretty soon I was on my back, sitting with my ass propped up on a pillow and him sitting cross-legged below me.

    Your head’s gonna get it done for you,” he told me. “You gotta want me inside you. It’s just like taking a big cock. It’ll hurt like hell goin’ over the widest part of my knuckles, but then, once it’s inside, you’re gonna loose your fuckin’ mind!

    Well, we smoked a little and I was getting pretty mellowed out and that dude wasn’t trying to hurry me. We talked about all kinds of shit, but all the while there was this insistent pressure at my asshole. “How much you got in?” I’d ask him from time to time, but he’d never tell me. “Don’t worry about it,” he’d say, “just relax and enjoy.”

    Well, the whole time he was at it I kept playin’ with my cock, and that made my ass tighten up, so after a while, he pulled the rawhide laces from his boot and tied my hands up behind my head. Now I don’t usually do bondage with a stranger, but we were pretty into each other’s heads by this point, and I figured what the shit, my legs were still free to kick if he got radical.

    He kept at this for about an hour, all the while there was a firm pressure at my asshole then he looked up at me and said, “Pull you knees back to your tits.” “Is this it man?” I asked, “I’m not sure I’m ready” “Oh you’re ready man, your ass is just beggin for my hand. Cummon, pull ‘em back.” He got up on his knees and started pushing my legs down with his chest until his face was right over mine. Then he gave me a mean smile and growled, “Take my fucking fist man, you can do it! Cummon!” He shoved the poppers under my nose, and I felt the pressure at my asshole build to an almost unbearable point then my ass caught fire! One firey bolt of pain and he was in! The fucker had his whole damm fist up my butt!

    “Slow deep breaths man Take slow deep breaths. Get used to it, then we’ll play.” Now my cock was rock hard by this point, and I could have come if he’d just breathed on me. I didn’t think that it could get any more intense/painful/better, but it did. He shoved the poppers under my nose again, and started to make a fist inside me. Now I could really feel my ass getting stretched. “AARRGGHH ! ! !” I screamed, “take it easy man.” “Just makin’ the fist dude. Now I’m gonna do a little twistin’.” “Oh GOD!” I yelled as I felt the incredible pressure of his fist rolling over inside me. He leaned into it as he began to twist his arm into my ass, and I could feel his fist move a fraction of an inch further in. Then he did a little more twisting, and I did a lot of twisting, and yelling, but he just kept at it, slow and steady, stuffing my ass with his clenched hand.

    I drifted into a semi-trance impaled on that hot little dude’s hand. Experienced bottoms say that there’s a good deal of yoga and meditation involved in stret

  15. Re:VP8 is terrible on Google and MPEG LA Reach VP8 Patent Agreement · · Score: 1

    Google is already an MPEG-LA licensor so it doesn't matter (to them) if VP8 infringes on those patents.

  16. Re:So MS may now back WebRTC??? on Google and MPEG LA Reach VP8 Patent Agreement · · Score: 1

    Google (via Motorola) is also currently suing Microsoft over H.264 patents.

  17. Re:LOL on RSA: Phish Me If You Can (Video) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Be glad it was Dice and not Goatse, Inc. We could be reading an interview with FistMe.

  18. Re:But I thought the nice thing about Linux... on Kernel-Based Virtual Machine Ported To ARM64 · · Score: 1

    Using linux cost me my ass virginity.

  19. Take matters into your own hand on Ask Slashdot: What To Do About Patent Trolls Seeking Wi-fi License Fees? · · Score: 1

    Kill their lawyer(s).

  20. Re:Those are called sigils. on Perl's Glory Days Are Behind It, But It Isn't Going Anywhere · · Score: 1

    open(this_is_a_perl_3012_keyword, 'oops.text');

  21. Re:Just learn TeX or LaTeX on Google Docs Vs. Microsoft Word: an Even Matchup? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Additionally, there are multiple online latex editors (eg, https://www.writelatex.com) if you want to be clouded.

  22. Re:$am$ung. on Nokia Dethroned As Top Phone Maker By Samsung · · Score: 0

    Samsung is run by assholes. You just haven't noticed. Yet.

  23. Re:What will the complaints be... on Taxes Lead Angry Birds Maker Rovio To Consider Move To Ireland · · Score: 1

    Do you understand that a barrel of crude oil has to be refined into gasoline, kerosene, jet fuel, heating oil, etc? Do you understand that it then needs to be transported to stores for retail sale? Do you understand that those things are not instantaneous? Do you understand that when the price of crude oils goes down, the gasoline purchased last week doesn't retroactively cost less?

    Regarding Rovio, maybe the owners will siphon off the extra money. Or maybe the company will use that extra money for more employees and to create extra levels and updates (benefiting the consumer, you might say).

    I, like most of Rovio's customers, do not live in Finland and will probably never visit so the tax money doesn't benefit me whatsoever. I don't live in Ireland either, but Ireland, as one of the PIIGS, is an economic basket case. If Rovio pays a 12% rate to Ireland instead of a 25% rate to Finland, that could help stave off the destruction of the European Union and prevent a world-wide depression.

  24. Re:We need a paradigm shift on Which Fading Smartphone Company Is More Valuable To Microsoft, RIM Or Nokia? · · Score: 1
    Star Trek much? Notice they didn't use punch cards, didn't use keyboards, didn't use mice, didn't use touch screens, they simply told the computer to do shit.

    Or business men before computers -- they tell their secretary to make a phone call, check their calendar, take a memo, find an abortion clinic, etc.

    Then ask yourself -- is the future a phone/pda/goggles with a keyboard or with natural language processing?

  25. "changing the underlying Internet infrastructure" on Netflix and Google Make Land Grab On Edge of Internet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seems a bit dramatic. Google and Netflix use enough bandwidth that they can set up their own CDN. End of Story. If a small competitor comes along, they won't have the money to set up their own CDN, but LLNW, Akamai, and Level3 won't turn them down.