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  1. Re:I still think the PhatBox is the best thing goi on Pods Unite · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this ipod thing seems a little silly, given that they are selling phatboxes as dealer installed options on vw's and audis. (and yes, it runs linux and plays ogg vorbis)

    unofficial ogg for the ipod is found here

  2. Re:Does on Microsoft Names Linux its Number Two Risk · · Score: 1

    1. bugs in windows code
    2. linux
    3. iis worms
    4. os/2
    5. sherman antitrust act

  3. Re:Metal Storm for the NES on Build Your Own Gauss Pistol · · Score: 1

    i remember metalstorm, it was a pretty good nes game. your weapon was the m308 gunner, however, and had nothing to do with gauss guns (it did have and antigravity unit, though).

    here is a graphic of the original box:
    http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/metalstorm-b.jpg

    here is the story line, right from the manual:

    STORY

    The year is 2501, and the dawning of a new century has brought mankind to the
    brink of disaster. The powerful LaserGun on the planet Pluto's battle station
    "Cyberg" is wreaking havoc. It was originally designed to protect Earth from
    hostile aliens, but, due to a computer malfunction, is systematically
    destroying all the planets in the Solar System! Most recently the Earth Nation
    watched helplessly as Neptune exploded.

    The system's self-destruct device could stop the LaserGun, but it has
    mysteriously jammed and is aimed at Earth. Even if the device can be manually
    activated, there is still only a slim chance that Earth can be saved. Your
    mission is to enter Cyberg using the most sophisticated weaponry available, the
    M-308 Gunner, and unlock that self-destruct device!

    (Picture of the M-308 Gunner)
    M-308 Gunner
    Height: 9 feet
    Weight: 2100 lbs.
    Material: Geopolyum Alloy
    Generator Power: 1300 KW
    Special Function: Gravity Flip

  4. Grammar Lesson of the Day on Want 12Mbits/sec for $21? Move to Japan. · · Score: 1

    I think it is about time we had a frank discussion about grammar. I know we've all been avoiding this for quite a while, but the problem has really gotten out of hand. Let us consider the original story.

    Softbank, in Japan, has built a gigabit ethernet network to replace DSL over ATM, which costs peanuts to maintain and run.

    This sentence, besides abusing the word "which" (should be "that"), goes on to imply that an entity named "Softbank" has created a gigabit ethernet network, that is replacing the existing DSL, and that the DSL network costs "peanuts" (slang, but we shall drop the matter). What the original poster likely meant was that the new network costs "peanuts". A proper version of the sentence follows:

    In Japan, Softbank has build a gigabit ethernet network that costs peanuts to maintain and run, to replace DSL over ATM.

    The travesty continues:

    For $21 a month, Japanese users get 12Mb/sec, free VoIP (without quality loss) calls to users on the same network, (3c/min to New York), and DVD-quality movies.

    This sentence is simply a disaster. One cannot start a sentence with "for". If this alone was forgiveable, the comma after "month" delineates the meaning of the sentence. And for some reason, the author chose the parenthsize one of the benefits the users may get.

    Japanese users, for $21 per month, get 12Mb/sec, free VoIP calls to users on the same network (with no quality loss), 3 cents per minute to New York, and DVD-quality movies.

    Finally, the poster concludes with the following train wreck of a sentence:

    The company needs users to stay with the service for 15 months to break even, given that it is giving modems away for free.

    Here, the implication is that if the users do not stay with the service for 15 months, the users will not break even. Also noteworth is the phrase 'for free'. If the company is giving something "for" something else (in effect, exchanging it), it cannot accept "free" in return. Again, "break even" is slang, but we will leave it be.

    Due to the fact that the company is giving away free modems, it needs the users to stay with the service for 15 months so that the company can break even.

    Remember, Slashdot, grammar is what separates us from the animals. Please post responsibly.

    __joe_b (not posting anon, for the hell of it)

  5. Re:who isnt sharing? on Filesharing Traffic Drops After RIAA Threats · · Score: 5, Insightful

    well, let's ask, who is sharing?
    a lot of those who are sharing are college students. the riaa made the "we're suing everyone" claim just as most college students go on spring break. many people that were sharing over their dorm's high speed internet connection are home now, stuck with their parents' dialup accounts. file sharing does historically decline in the (northern hemisphere) summer months, so a decline in file sharing would not be at all unexpected.

  6. Re:Stationwagon Quote on Mailing Disks is Faster than Uploading Data · · Score: 4, Informative

    i believe your attribution is correct.

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes

    however, while the immediate bandwidth of a station wagon filled with tapes may be enormous, the overall bandwidth is quite poor. this is because of the slow write/read rates of the tape drive, and the slow overall speed of the station wagon. i can transfer 3 gigs from my work computer to my home machine faster than the time it would take me to write the 3 gigs to tape, drive it there, and read it back from tape (and my drive is only 15 minutes). if i lived 5000 miles away, my tape bandwidth would be considerably worse, while my internet bandwidth would be virtually unchanged.

    since this statement was made, we have reached the point where internet bandwidth has exceeded the "vehicle full of tapes". now, this one might be good for a few more years:

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of an sr71 full of netapps

  7. Re:Jargon and their meanings... on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    in the hopes of making linux more user friendly, we will shortly be releasing the "iLin" linux distribution. we've done a little renaming of commands that are confusing to some users:
    'ls' is now "ListTheFilesInThisFolder" (note that the term 'directory' has been deprecated in favor of the more friendly 'folder').
    'cd' is "ChangeFolder"
    'cp' is "CopyFiles"
    'mv' is "PutFilesInADifferentFolder" (we felt that the name "Move" was not immediately obvious).
    'rm' is "Recycle"
    'cat' is "MakeScreenScrollReallyFast"
    'mkfs' is "PremanentlyDeleteAllMyFiles"
    'vi' is now "pico"
    'emacs' is now "KOffice"
    'netscape' is now "Internet"

    also, a few other changes that you might notice:
    your password is alway "password" and can not be changed, your hostname is "MyComputer", and the 'root' account is no longer available.

  8. Re:99% of geeks? on Which Organizations Have Standardized on Mozilla? · · Score: 5, Funny

    bloatware. my company standardized on "more /var/spool/mail/$USER" for reading mail. sending mail is currently unsupported.

    on systems i administer, mutt is symlinked to "more".
    pine is a shellscript that:
    1) generates an alert log.
    2) reduces the user's disk quota by 10mb
    3) runs "more"

    more. what more could you want?

  9. BSD/linux on Electronic Giants Form CE Linux Forum · · Score: 5, Interesting

    actually, a company i used to work for created linux-based CE devices. however, the userland was entirely BSD derived (mostly in crunched binaries) and proprietary closed source software. as with most other CE's, we found little use for the GNU tools in the device itself (obviously we used the gnu development toolchain).

    every once in a while, some jackass tried to tell us that we're not using "linux", we're using "GNU/Linux". we'd correct him, we use "BSD/Linux".

  10. openssh and kerberos on Kerberos Support In OpenSSH · · Score: 1

    seems like the story submitter jumped the gun a bit. from http://www.openbsd.org/plus.html

    Add kerberos-over-ssh2 support to ssh(1).

    though, reading some openbsd mailing lists, i get the following:

    the openssh maintainers would like to have full kerberos support in openssh. however, the mit kerberos code is full of bugs and poorly maintained. the openbsd and openssh developers are sick of dealing with it, and are trying to minimize use of kerberos in the system.
    kerberos 4 has been pulled out of openssh and openbsd for the above reasons.

  11. Re:Huh??? on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 1

    you forget where you are, sir.
    this is slashdot. consider yourself lucky that "the" is spelled correctly.

  12. Re:Listening to the user community and acting on i on Microsoft Steps Up Anti-Spam Efforts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    microsoft could start by allowing the *option* of disabling the viewing of html email in outlook and outlook express. linked images are used by spammers to verify if an account is active and if an email is being viewed. not to mention the huge-font headlines found in your average spam message and/or images (sometimes not-so-safe for work).
    but microsoft does not want to give users this option. why?

  13. Re:It's the economy stupid! on The Downward Spiral of Music Retailing · · Score: 1

    strangely, this is untrue.

    historically, the music industry (as well as other low-cost entertainment), seem to do as-well or better in times of recession. this is mostly due to the fact that people feel that while they can't go out and buy big-ticket items, they can spend the 15 bucks on themselves every once in a while and buy a cd (or see a movie). that is, buying cheap entertainment becomes a substitute for buying expensive entertainment.

    during the early 90's (y'know, back when there was a recession, bush was in office, and we were fighing the iraqi's), the music business boomed. they were still selling cd's in 'long boxes' back then, and the players were pretty expensive, but the sales were great. the declines in music sales started during the most booming economic times (the late 90's). the fact that it's carrying over to today could be an indication that something is very different this time around (be it bad music, p2p, indie labels, whatever).

  14. story translated into swedish on Sweden To Outlaw File Sharing, Crypto Breaking? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bork Bork bork "Bork Bork Bork bork Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork , bork bork bork Bork, bork bork 1st bork Bork, 2bork4. Bork bork bork bork bork BORK bork, bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork. Bork, bork bork bork bork bork bork bork, bork bork bork (bork bork bork bork), bork bork, bork bork Bork bork bork, bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork, bork bork bork bork." Bork bork bork bork bork bork Bork-bork bork bork bork Bork BORK bork, bork bork bork bork bork $4 bork bork bork bork bork bork bork CD-BORKs.

  15. Re:A couple things on QNX: When an OS Really, Really Has to Work · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ah, but you're missing several points of the embedded system design.

    the layered microkernel system is there to make sure the os never crashes. how does it do this better than wince or linux? well, since the drivers are out of "kernel space", even if one crashes, it will not bring down the whole os. in linux, if you yank out [device of your choice] while the system is using it, you may very well get a kernel panic. in qnx, the driver crashes, and the os moves on (maybe reloades it, maybe sends a warning to someone).

    the second part that you're missing is that in many super-tight embedded systems, the driver IS the application. obviously this is not true for your palm or digital camera, but for software in a pacemaker or in a car brake management system, there is no "app".

    and finally, if you've ever seen linux crash or wince bluescreen, for whatever reason, consider that in some places, that is just *not acceptable*. that is the difference, and that is why qnx and vxworks and psos and friends exist.

  16. smb3 on Remember The Wizard? · · Score: 4, Funny

    i saw this movie just to see pictures of the (yet-unreleased) super mario brothers 3. dude, that was probably the most anticipated game of my entire life (and amazingly, it didn't disappoint. still up there among my favorite games ever).

    btw, the powerglove was a piece of crap. i think i still have mine in a closet somewhere. completely unuseable.

  17. another fp for me on Glory Days at AOL · · Score: -1

    the glory days are over. sorry.

  18. first post on Jackpot - James Gosling's Latest Project · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    void main() { for( ; ; ) ; }

  19. Re:Already done? on AOL Bridges AIM and ICQ · · Score: 1

    well, icq and aim actually use the same protocol nowadays. the crappy original icq system was dumped (far too unreliable). they both connect to the same servers. the only difference is if your user name is numerical, you are an icq user, and if it has characters, you are an aim user. bringing these networks together has already been silently accomplished, aol is now just removing the artificial barrier to communication between them.

  20. Re:2.4.21? on Linux Kernel 2.4.21 Released · · Score: 1

    [joe@circe ~]$ uname -r
    86.9.14
    [joe@circe ~]$

    mine's better, i win.

  21. Re:Open Source Version on Philips Introduces Mirror TV · · Score: 1

    the problem with your solution is that the dark parts of the image would be mirrors instead of dark (so you'd be seeing yourself). not to mention the glare effects your get from bright objects in your room.

  22. compatibility on .ZIP Standard to Fragment? · · Score: 0, Troll

    i hope this does not break compatibility with the lossy zip (lzip) compression format.

    in other compression news, i just upgraded my system from dos 6.2 to dos 6.22, so i can test the theory of whether you can gain infinite storage space from your harddrive if you 'doublespace' it repeatedly. wish me luck.

  23. 2nd post on How to Become a Patent Millionaire · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    eat more chicken!

  24. let's try this again on Foundstone Shoe On Other Foot · · Score: 1, Insightful

    so wait, i'm confused.
    we're all happy now that they got busted for piracy(?). they deserve it because they sued some dude who stole their code. but the author says "supposedly" in reference to "jacking company source code". is he implying that no theft occured, and therefore these guys were suing for no reason, and that's why we're on the side of the BSA for today? or are we just taking a stance against software piracy? or does what go around come around?
    what does "unethically ethically hacking" mean, anyway? were they white hat hackers using pirated software? and where does the pun on "premier hack shops" come in? they're "hackers" (in the bad sense of the word, even if they did whitehat work) and the story involves "hacking". no wait, it involves software piracy. perhaps they were hacking using a pirated version of adobe premier. i'm not sure how that would work, but then the pun would make sense.
    but then, who's foot is in who's mouth? i think it's foundstone. but i haven't seen them say anything that was proven embarrasing as to gain the "foot in mouth" designation. maybe i haven't been following the saga of this company, but the context of the post certainly does not imply any foot-in-mouth action going on.

    anyone???

  25. you're so fired on Properly Contributing to Open Source While on Company Time? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if you were my employee, and you wasted your time writing 'md5deep', you'd be fired. this is a 5 minutes shell script.

    md5deep, reimplemented in shell, for your benefit. not tested, i'm sure there are some bugs. yes, it could use refinement, but this is a one minute job.

    recursion:
    $ find . -type f | xargs md5sum

    time estimation:
    #on my machine i get about 40 megs per second
    #using md5sum (openssl is faster)
    echo "`du -sk | cut -f1` / 40000" | bc