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How to Become a Patent Millionaire

An anonymous reader writes "SF Gate has an article about people who patent ideas for things they have no intentions of building, hoping to license technology or block competitors from doing something similar. As if the patent system weren't screwed up enough already."

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  1. Quick! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody patent that!

    1. Re:Quick! by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Funny
      if you're looking for a bad idea to patent, troll halfbakery.com

      fine ideas culled from there include:

      1. prescription windshields
      2. the usb coffee mug
      3. encrypted sign language
      4. and my favourite, time sensitive 3d shading!
    2. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell SCO they will claim it violates their IP (that they don't own either)

    3. Re:Quick! by ichimunki · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do all these "better patent that" quips still manage to get modded up? I mean, can you imagine if the first joke off the bat were "can you imagine a beowulf cluter of patents" or some other Soviet-Portman-Goat-Grits joke? Can we actually have a patent discussion of any sort without (and I'm not kidding, just keep reading) the veritable blizzard of "patent suing people" and "patent breathing" jokes? Cripes. I almost wish I had a patent on posting repetitive jokes to internet discussion threads, because I'd be so wealthy Bill Gates would be serving me coffee in French maid outfit by now.

      OK. I'm done whining now. Thank you.

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    4. Re:Quick! by mike_mgo · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'd be so wealthy Bill Gates would be serving me coffee in French maid outfit by now.

      I don't think I ever want to be that rich.

    5. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      I may get modded down for this, but:

      You, sir, are a JACKASS, you must work for $C0.

      1. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of patents
      2. Whine about the penisbirds stealing your grits
      3. Toss your naked & petrified Natilie Portman into GOATSE

      5. Take off every zig for great *AA
      6. There is NO step six!
      7. ????
      8. PROFIT!

    6. Re:Quick! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It's probably better to use bluetooth.. Hmm scrap that - 802.11 combined with gps.. I'm forever loosing the mugs to flatmates - this way I can keep track of where it is. I can have it update a web page every few minutes. Then from work I can keep an eye on where it is.

    7. Re:Quick! by Poofat · · Score: 1

      Just get a few more 802.11 recivers and triangulate the position of the mug.

    8. Re:Quick! by cshark · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they would let met patent ryhming words. I'll sue doctor suess!

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    9. Re:Quick! by occupant4 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I'm sure I'll get tarred and feathered by the geek community for this, but I actually think the time-sensitive shading idea is pretty cool. Not sure how good it would be in practice, but I'm always up for some good eye candy. Especially my own (shameless unrelated plug). What's a little wasted CPU time if you can have your desktop reflect the time of day it is? Sounds a lot like xplanet, but cooler.

    10. Re:Quick! by rleibman · · Score: 1

      I live in the north pole, you insensitive clod

    11. Re:Quick! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      well the thing is, then you'd have to find an omnidirection 802.11 transmitter (where do you get them?). Plus you have walls etc interfering (although same would apply to gps)

    12. Re:Quick! by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      I saw a show the other night where they were demonstrating a computerized bong with a USB connection. And it wasn't just a prop for the show; it's a real product.

    13. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm forever loosing the mugs to flatmates

      Violence isn't the answer. If you have problems with your roommates, you should try to work them out instead of throwing things.

    14. Re:Quick! by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      Very sweet screen saver at parent's link.

    15. Re:Quick! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Hmm..so, what does it do? Regulates the carb for airflow, and fire temp on the bowl?? Give off a low water alarm?

      Now...if this thing ran off MS Windows ....could we then call Ashcroft, and have him bust Redmond for making paraphanalia???

      "Where do you want to go today?.....Really, I'm asking...I can't remember....by the way...where's the Ding Dongs?"

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    16. Re:Quick! by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I dunno about USB bongs, but there are USB vaporizers that can be programmed to fairly complicated heating/cooling schedules. I saw one of these last weekend, couldn't believe my eyes...

    17. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once I tried to patent a method of creating exact duplicates of original paintings.

      Then a bunch of people came out of the woodwork and claimed "prior art."

    18. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't mind having his wife serve me dressed up like that though. Not because she's all that great looking, but because of how much it would piss off Bill.

    19. Re:Quick! by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      Well, technically, it wasn't a bong, they were just calling it that. The Vapir heated the contents to a precise temperature, intended to be well below the point of ignition. The idea is to release the "active" ingredients from the substance in question without causing tar and other nasty carcinogens to enter the inhalation stream. The USB connection was so a doctor at a remote location could monitor the administration of the substance.

      They mentioned legitimate uses such as someone trying to quit smoking who would use the device to get the nicotine he's addicted to without inhaling all the really nasty byproducts of combustion.

    20. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while you're at it, crank up the power so your triangulating 802.11 base stations will keep the coffee nice and warm. :)

    21. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prescription windshields would work great for one person, but what about the spouse who has 20/20 vision?

      Sign language is already encrypted, at least it is for me - I can't understand a thing those deaf people are saying.

    22. Re:Quick! by Trollificus · · Score: 1
      "prescription windshields"

      Lord help the guy who tries to steal Grandma's Cadillac. ;p

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    23. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How bout an USB mouse trap?

    24. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and in Soviet Russia, Slashdot heckles YOU.

    25. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely you patent something. It never becomes worth a damn. The few companies you talk to can work around it without a problem and you are out $15,000.

      Alternatively, you hire a sleazy lawyer who argues like hell that really your patent covers their stuff (even though it doesnt), you know you will lose, they know you will lose, but it is cheaper for them to pay up rather than go through discovery.

      You get paid $X all of which go to the attorney for "expenses".

      You are out your $15,000 but the attorneys made money and the consumer gets hit.

    26. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now this is what I like to see! Tubgirl modded to +5!

    27. Re:Quick! by JaJ_D · · Score: 1

      2. the usb coffee mug

      What a totally brilliant idea! Using the same ideas as the USB light you can have a cup that keeps your coffee warm, rather than, in my case, returning to said cup of coffee after a long code session to discover its cold!

      Genius!

    28. Re:Quick! by rifter · · Score: 1

      6. There is NO step six!

      There is no step 6! Never! I will show you in one hour! The infidels who say there is step 6 .. God will roast their stomachs in hell!

      I now inform you that you are too far from reality.

  2. lets /. it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ah i see, its the kind of thing we dont want anybody to do, so we just /. it out of the net, right?

  3. Filling a patent on that by OaXlin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh wonder if you could file a patent on patent blocking... then sue everyone for royalties when they try to do it....

    WOOT.

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    1. Re:Filling a patent on that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't hold up.

      There's too much prior art.

    2. Re:Filling a patent on that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately there seem to be a few cases of prior art in existence.

  4. This is why by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We need a department that has the power to review and revoke a patent. If you're not going to produce what you patent, or if your patent is overly broad (or just plain stupid) it should be revoked.

    1. Re:This is why by Zathrus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We do. It's called the US Patent and Trademark Office.

      Problem is, it doesn't work as well as it should.

    2. Re:This is why by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of course, there are legitimate cases for filing a patent without means to produce the product. The inventor may not have the resources, and must have the patent in hand to round up financial backing. Where do you draw the line as to what is being developed and what is not?

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    3. Re:This is why by ender81b · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We do.. it's called the court system. That is the problem.. the Patent Office grants overly broad (and stupid) patents on the basis that the courts are more qualified to deal with the problem than the patent system. That and not granting a patent can probably lead to some bad things (read: people can sue the patent office).

      Stupid.. yes but what can you do? At least patents run out after a few years..

    4. Re:This is why by romec · · Score: 1

      I would like to patent the idea of having a department that has the power to review and revoke a patent. . . .

    5. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just the kind of rational thinking that's going to result in your post getting ignored.

      You need to post more replies along the lines of "the patent system sucks" and "information wants to be free" in order to be seen and moderated as insightful.

      Unfortunately, there's too many people who don't have the slightest ability to see outside their own perceptions to think that there may be reasons (other than blinding greed) that things are done.

    6. Re:This is why by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where do you draw the line as to what is being developed and what is not?

      "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is the plaintiff a bona fide inventor, or just some jerk trying to get in the way of progress?"

      We've got a system for deciding issues of fact. I say we use it, and give the jury the authority to bitch-slap somebody like Fernandez.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:This is why by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeesh... what an ugly solution (unless of course you're a trial lawyer)!

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    8. Re:This is why by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The courts decide on the legitimacy of patents now. It costs everyone tons of money, and wastes lots of time. Hauling every inventor, or even worse, every patent in front of the court system will render the "patents encumber progress" argument moot.

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    9. Re:This is why by acroyear · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exactly. Grant the patent and somebody else has to go to court. Deny the patent and YOU have to go to court...

      Sorry, but PTO workers are gov-scale paid workers...there ain't enough in their salary to deal with all those lawyers. Better to pass the patent and pass the buck.

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    10. Re:This is why by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The line is whether they contributed $X to the campaigns of the ruling party's candidates. That means it's being developed.

    11. Re:This is why by Vej · · Score: 1

      Well, what about limiting litigation and lobbying to a certain amount? I mean, patents should be about everyone having the same fair chance at finding/creating right?

    12. Re:This is why by isa-kuruption · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An inventor may not want to produce the item him/herself, but to license the patent to others to produce them.

      Qualcomm, for instance, does exactly this. Qualcomm makes most of it's money from licensing it's patented technologies to other companies to actually produce and distribute the technology.

      Is there anything wrong with this? No.... Qualcomm doesn't have any costs associated with maintainence or manufacturing overhead of a factory, so more money goes into research.

    13. Re:This is why by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >read: people can sue the patent office

      In keeping with their view that the courts are more qualified to deal with the problem than the patent system, that sounds about right! The problem here is that they want to have their cake and eat it too. That is, they want to offload their responsibility to the courts, but they also do not want to be subject to the natural and logical consequences -- the courts ought to have recourse against the patent office.

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    14. Re:This is why by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      The inventor may not have the resources, and must have the patent in hand to round up financial backing.

      Well, then any Trekkie could patent transporter technology. I think that to apply for a patent, you should actually have a working prototype. As for funding, that is something each inventor has to work out on his own.

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    15. Re:This is why by j0hnfr0g · · Score: 1

      If you're not going to produce what you patent

      Technically, a patent does not give you the right to produce what you patent. It just prevents others from doing so. It is possible to have a patent on something you are not allowed to produce.

      if your patent is overly broad (or just plain stupid) it should be revoked

      By what criteria? This is where you have to be careful. Although there are a lot of "stupid" patents, the USPTO should not judge which ones are "stupid" and which are not. The "stupid" ones will not make any money. The "smart" ones will.

      And yes, I know what I am talking about. I am on 3 patents myself.

    16. Re:This is why by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      And does the Patent Office make any money when they deny a patent? It's a public office, but still, every department needs revenue.

    17. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do. It's called the US Patent and Trademark Office.
      Problem is, it doesn't work as well as it should.


      Well duh, it's part of the Government!

    18. Re:This is why by EggMan2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you could only patent what you could produce yourself, the only patents would come from huge corporations. Why do you think IBM has 30,000 patents?

      The Tradmark and Patenet Office (I think) does the review of all patents. I agree that overly broad should be revoked. -But stupid? Ahh let 'em have a stupid patent. (Dog ear-warmers comes to mind)

      The point is that patents allow anyone to invent. If we left invention to the "experts" or those that can afford to produce a prototype, we will be left with the big major coperations running our lives more than before.

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    19. Re:This is why by Restil · · Score: 1

      If they actually intend to produce the product, that's a big difference from having a vague idea and just obtaining the patent to extort money from others who will do all the work to R&D, market, and mass produce the product.

      -Restil

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    20. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm we do, its called the Patent and Trademark Office

    21. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no, everyone shouldn't have the same fair chance at finding/creating. Definitely everyone should have a fair chance at patenting what they create. But a bigger company is usually going to be able to create more things than one person or a smaller company.

    22. Re:This is why by Vej · · Score: 1

      Well, what I meant is, large companies shouldn't be able to lobby a committee of this kind any more than the regular person...so maybe a limited set of findings/papers each side can submit and then they decided....no extensions, no extended reports/special inteviews that the big companies can provide, and well, no special treatment for anything private either.

    23. Re:This is why by The_Rook · · Score: 3, Informative

      also remember that the purpose of the patent system is to encourage inventors to come up with new ideas and then publish them. without a patent system, every new invention would be treated as a trade secret. for example, you'd buy a television or computer with sticker on the box saying (or trying to say) that opening the box is a violation of the manufacturer's trade secret.

      properly employed, patents eliminate the requirement to reverse engineer products because the complete schematics of how the products work are already published in the government's patent database. one of the problems with the patent system is that the courts screwed it up by saying only a lawyer is qualified to say whether a patent has been infringed. this has put published active patents off limits to the engineers who would actually use them.

      imagine, for example, if the wright brothers had not been allowed to patent the airplane. they would have never published the wing warping technique, leaving it to other inventors to rediscover it independently. whenever they sold an airplane to someone, they would have to force a contract on the customer forbidding the customer from reverse engineering the machine.

      interstingly, all these things are parts of eulas because software developers are not required to publish copyrighted software code. copyrighted code is essentially treated as if it were a trade secret.

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    24. Re:This is why by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Don't require mass production. But do require a working prototype.
      Anyone who can't come up with one, probably doesn't know that much about the matter, anyway. For example, if you claim you need a ciclotron to build your prototype but don't have access to one, chances are you don't really know enough about particle physics to invent something relevant.

    25. Re:This is why by Moofie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Wright Brothers tried to patent the notion of powered flight.

      When Glenn Curtiss decided to use hinged ailerons instead of wing warping to provide roll control on his aircraft, the Wright Brothers tried to sue him for patent infringement.

      So, you've unintentionally demonstrated how harmful patents can be to improving the state of the art. It is not practical to build large airplanes with wing warping (at least, not with current materials) but ailerons work just great. Had it not been for the US Government nationalizing the Wrights' patents, the state of the art would have been set back by decades.

      How can you patent something that happens in nature all the time?

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    26. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is to say that a patent is just plain stupid. It is possible that ideas we consider stupid now may be valuable later and be a viable patent.

      Secondly the idea about patents is about an Original invention, but it is entirley possible that another inventor may come up with that same idea or conclusion without previously knowing about the patent.

      This sort of indirect infingement should also weighed heavily on granting a patent. If someone else can come up with the same idea then the patent application should be revoked.

    27. Re:This is why by deblau · · Score: 1
      First, look at the purpose of patents: to provide a temporary monopoly in exchange for eventually giving the idea back to society. The contrapositive argument is that if someone isn't giving back to society, they shouldn't get a monopoly. With this in mind, the solution is easy: require the assignee to actually build the thing (or implement the process), or they lose their monopoly to a compulsory license. If an inventor must get the patent first before rounding up money, fine. Give inventors a regulatory time period to build the frob, with specific milestone dates. If they don't meet a milestone, they are bound by the compulsory licensing provision. Extensions should be allowed on a case-by-case basis.

      If someone has a good idea, fine. If it blocks another inventor from innovating, that's bad for society.

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    28. Re:This is why by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Agreed but I feel that simply doesn't do enough to solve the problem. The penalty for single handedly slowing the progress of all mankind so you can make a buck should be higher.

      It should also be applied more often and preferably televised. I happen to have a patent by the way on a method for televising such an event in a manner which.....

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    29. Re:This is why by isa-kuruption · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And in your case, the courts decided that hinged ailerons and wing warping were 2 different methods of performing the same result... not the same method.

      However, that's not the case in this article... nor is it in the case in most of the patent issues we've been seeing lately.

      There are two problems with the patent system. The first being lawyers. The second is, as far as software is concerned, what is being patented is the result and not the method. Example, Amazon 1-click... which is a result, but is not a method of implementing the result.

    30. Re:This is why by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Well, leaving aside what the meaning of "make any money" really means (the PTO used to call the examining groups "cost centers" rather than the private industry term "profit centers") there are fees charged for just filing the application as well as for certain things that happen during prosecution (such as extensions of time to respond to various office actions).

      That being said, issuing an applicatin does result in more fees not incurred if it is abandoned: issue fees, and then maintenance fees fees paid during the life of the patent to keep it in force.

      Furthermore the big increase in fees that started back in the 1980's has lead to Congress grabbing some of the revenue collected by the PTO for other purposes in the Federal Budget rather than doing things like, oh, say, increasing the average time an examiner can spend on a case, or more training, etc. Same old gummint crapola.

    31. Re:This is why by daltec · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Except that is not really an accurate picture of what the PTO actually *does.* You make it sound as if the PTO merely rubber-stamps any patent application that may have the least bit of potential trouble with lawyers. In reality, the PTO denies many more applications than it allows. For example, from 1996 to 2000 the PTO granted 372,079 patents to US companies and individuals. (http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/ac/ido/oeip/taf/ us_stat.pdf) During the same period, PTO received 677,440 applications from US companies and individuals. Hardly the results one would expect from "better to pass the patent and pass the buck." And FYI, the average examiner deals with lawyers every day, on the phone and in person. I don't mean to be argumentative - there is a lot that needs to be fixed with our current system - but it just seems too easy to me to dismiss PTO workers as mindless gov't drones, trying only to collect their paychecks......if that is not what you meant, then I apologize, but that is what it sounds like.....

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    32. Re:This is why by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      And what would happen if Mr. Curtiss had been an inventor working out of a bike shop, and didn't have the funding to fight the (now successful) Wright brothers legally?

      And, finally, the situation wasn't settled by the courts. The Army nationalized ALL the patents and licensed ALL of them freely to anybody who wanted to build airplanes.

      Patents exist for the sole purpose of encouraging technological development by rewarding innovation.

      Particularly in emerging technologies, a ten-year court battle can make technology development stagnate.

      A good book on the subject is supposed to be "Unlocking the Skies" by Seth Schulmann. I have it on hold at my library, but I've yet to read that particular account.

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    33. Re:This is why by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      The substantive requirements for a (valid) patent are that it be 1) new (35 USC 102), useful and fully disclosed (35 USC 101), and unobvious (35 USC 103).

      If by "stupid" you mean simple, then this should be covered by 3); if you mean that it doesn't make sense in terms of being pratical, then it's ok; who would it impede if it is of little "practical" use; on the other hand if it simply won't work, then it violates 2) (e. g., perpetual motion stuff). Also if it is too vague and not described well enough then it also violates 2) (inadequate disclosure). A claim wich is not new nor unobvious, but which is too broad also violates 1) in the sense that the disclosure will support only a subset of what is in the overbroad claim. This, typically, can happen in chemical situations where it is difficult to predict if the described benefits, say, of a calss of compounds will generally be applicable to a more generic description that could cover lots of totally inoperative chemicals. This problem is relatively rare in traditional "mechanical" inventions.

      In the PTO, one boss I had used to say, when questioned "who the hell would use this?" on something so contorted that it had no "practial application", but which did exactly what it was described to do, would reply "Put it on the market" The PTO is supposed to interpret "utility" just on techical grounds (will it function as described and has it adequately been descloded so that others can make it achieve the function) and not make financial or more common interpretations of being "useful"; adding this to the burdens of the already strained examination process would just result in a whole new class of arguments, most hypothetical and subjective, as to what is useful.

    34. Re:This is why by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much covered by 35 USC 102:

      A person shall be entitled to a patent unless -

      (a)

      the invention was known or used by others in this country, or patented or described in a printed publication in this or a foreign country, before the invention thereof by the applicant for patent

      "known or used" means public use; If the knowledge and use are not public, or if the use is "secret" (e. g. "black box"), then this section does not apply.

      Also consider section (g):

      (g)

      (1)

      during the course of an interference conducted under section 135 or section 291, another inventor involved therein establishes, to the extent permitted in section 104, that before such person's invention thereof the invention was made by such other inventor and not abandoned, suppressed, or concealed, or

      (2)

      before such person's invention thereof, the invention was made in this country by another inventor who had not abandoned, suppressed, or concealed it. In determining priority of invention under this subsection, there shall be considered not only the respective dates of conception and reduction to practice of the invention, but also the reasonable diligence of one who was first to conceive and last to reduce to practice, from a time prior to conception by the other

      This most applies in the case of an interference between two inventors (assuming both independently made the invention) Note, that, although the one or both might have kept the invention "secret" they must demonstrate an intention to patent it, otherswise it fails under the "abandon, supress or conceal" prohibition.

      Section 102 applies, strictly, to novelty, i. e. literaly what is described, but the courts have allowed lots of individual pieces of evidence to be combined to establish obviousness under 35 USC 103

    35. Re:This is why by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Patents exist for the sole purpose of encouraging technological development by rewarding innovation.

      To some extent that is true, however from a legal perspective a patent is really an agreement to publish a description of your invention in exchange for a right to bar others from practicing the invention for a period of time.

      Note that owning a patent does not necessarily give you the right to practice it - your patent could be an improvement on a technology patented by somebody else.

    36. Re:This is why by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "he courts screwed it up by saying only a lawyer is qualified to say whether a patent has been infringed."

      I was wondering, in the article, where it said you HAD to have a lawyer file for you...etc...and cost was quite high, but, that this one person, only paid $400 since he was his own lawyer. Is it written in the Patent Law you HAVE to have your stuff drawn up by an atty? I thought you could just put together your pictures, and descriptions, and DIY the patent submission myself. Just curious if anyone knows....

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    37. Re:This is why by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The legal perspective is the one that's causing all the trouble.

      My feeling is that unless you take the trouble of building a prototype, no patent for you.

      When patents are employed to encourage innovation, that's good. When they are used to impede innovation (through unreasonable, obstructionist licensing) then that's bad.

      I am certainly arguing a philosophical perspective, not a legal one.

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    38. Re:This is why by God'sAwayOnBusiness · · Score: 1
      You've missed the distinction between producing and developing technology. Qualcomm has done an enormous amount of research, without their work CDMA would not have developed to the point where it is now. This is in no way similar to people (like that Fernandez jackass) who just patent ideas.

    39. Re:This is why by filledwithloathing · · Score: 1
      I think that to apply for a patent, you should actually have a working prototype.
      They used to require a working prototype but they dropped that requirement. For example, Ely Whitney had to create a really tiny fully functioning cotton gin in order to recieve his patent. Old prototypes can fetch big bucks.
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    40. Re:This is why by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      My feeling is that unless you take the trouble of building a prototype

      There used to be a requirement for a prototype of the invention which was dropped around 1880 for a variety of reasons. There is even a museum preserving some of these models.

      http://www.patentmodel.org/models.html

      The fact is that this requirement would not solve any problems related to blocking patents etc. - all the patent applicant would have to do is to build something that demonstrated his idea.

    41. Re:This is why by jaoswald · · Score: 1

      What keeps "transporter technology" from being patented is that the inventor has to describe the invention in enough detail to enable a practitioner "skilled in the art" to make and use the invention.

      No one can describe transporter technology in enough detail so that someone else could reproduce it, so there isn't a valid patent there.

      In theory, the patent is the protection an inventor needs to prevent potential investors from simply stealing the idea without compensation. (In practice, you can steal a patented idea just as easily, and a penniless inventor can't afford to sue you.)

    42. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Try reading this 2001 paper by Mark A. Lemley:

      http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/delivery.cfm/SSRN_ID26 1400_code010313510.pdf?abstractid=261400

      I found the conclusion especially interesting:

      The PTO is rationally ignorant of the objective validity of the patents it examines. For the PTO to gather all the information it needs to make real validity decisions would take an enormous investment of time and resources. Those decisions can be made much more efficiently in litigation, because only a tiny percentage of patents are ever litigated or even licensed to others. Thus, we should resign ourselves to living with a system in which âoebadâ patents do slip through the PTO undetected. Recognizing that this is the case, however, should also prompt us to strengthen the validity inquiry made by the trial courts. Courts should not be ignorant of the facts, and they should not presume that a patent is valid merely because the PTO says it is.

      Unless there are a great deal more patents on obviously invlaid patent occur, the likelyhood of requiring a higher level of quality patent examination is not going to happen. The SPI database (www.spi.org) is certainly helpful, and we should encourage businesses to willingly participate, to everyone's benefit.

      Also, my understanding is that both the USPTO and the Japanese Patent Office (JPO) are implementing changes in preperation of mutual recognition of patents by 2004. This means that patent applications validated in one country will automatically be validated in the other. This will certainly help the USPTO, which recieves its largest chunk of foreign applications from Japan. The US might also be relying on the fact that the JPO also has a much lower percentage of applications that are ultimately awarded patents.

      With Japan's focus on shifting towards a knowledge economy, and Linux taking a significant role in shaping independent software industries, the next couple of years are going to be quite intersting.

    43. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not have to have a lawyer. In fact, most lawyers cannot file a patent application on your behalf. Either a patent agent or a patent attorney (basically a patent agent who is an attorney) can file on your behalf.

      You can also file a patent application on your own, but it is highly recommended that you seek the services of a patent agent or a patent attorney who specializes in the technical area of your patent. Doing it on your own could mean the loss of protection that you could legally be entitled to. For example, you could disclose aspects of a product that are unnecessary for your actual invention, thus barring you from protecting other innovations you may have come up with (although this could protect you in the event that someone else receives a patent that covers something you disclosed since you would now have proof-positive that you had already come up with the invention).

      Even if you do prosecute your own patents, it is best to have someone else review the patent. Failure to provide enabling disclosure could destroy your protection, even if you managed to slip it past the patent examiner (this is not as easy as many /.s like to believe)

    44. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess my inventions will never get off the ground.
      unscented cologne
      solar-powered flashlight ...you get the drift

    45. Re:This is why by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Particularly in emerging technologies, a ten-year court battle can make technology development stagnate.

      My solution to this is as follows (quote from my website):

      "One possible solution to absurd patents is to require that every product sold pay a "patent tax" of a fixed percent, just like a sales tax.

      How that portion is divvied up is between patent claimants and the patent office, not the manufactures nor resellers. It would be up to the different patent claimers to haggle with each other and the courts instead of the manufacturer, reseller, or user. The biggest issue a patent holder would have to deal with is whether or not a patent applies to a given product. If it does apply, then the holder gets the same share percent that every other patent holder for that product gets. For example, if the patent tax is 4 percent (example only, not a recommended amount) and there are 4 patent claimants to the product, then each claimant receives 1 percent of the sales price, or 25 percent of the patent tax on that item. The seller does not have to deal directly with the claimants. (In some ways it is similar to the music royalties system.)

      You might be thinking that the last thing we need is yet another tax; but we pay anyhow now, just in a less organized fashion. This recommendation just moves the legal haggling to an area that does not hinder patent usage. One can make and sell a product without worrying about surprise or silly patent lawsuits."

    46. Re:This is why by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but sometimes building a prototype on your own is prohibitive, to say the least.

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    47. Re:This is why by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Now that's one of the more stupid things I've heard in this thread.
      There are a lot of things which are prohibitively big and expensive to build out of your own pocketbook, but which you can think up and design. If it's innovative enough, you patent it, then sell the idea to a multinational. Or you find investors...but to safeguard yourself from idea-theft, you might just want to have a patent on your whole solution.

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    48. Re:This is why by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      It's not that simple. I agree with your last sentence, but how would you set up the milestones for different solutions? You can't...there's just too much out there, of varying complexity and potential expense to build.

      In the end, to do a correct job of sorting out just and unjust patents and their infringement, you have to rely on essentially a subjective judgement call.

      The real problem is that lawyers aren't the people to make that call: it's the people in that and related fields of study/application which are most qualified to do so.

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    49. Re:This is why by Arioch+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

      Why do you think IBM has 30,000 patents?

      From what I've heard, IBM use them to force licensing deals. When someone has a technology they want, IBM says, hey, you're infringing our patent so and so and they get a cross licensing deal. Thus, they get to use other people's technology without paying licenes. Most companies, not to mention individuals, are not prepared to fight someone like IBM in a case like that.

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    50. Re:This is why by Arioch+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

      If someone else can come up with the same idea then the patent application should be revoked.

      This seems a bit drastic, I think. The point is that someone invented something first. That someone else could, or happens to, reinvent it out of ignorance should hardly be grounds for revoking the patent. Then all patents would be useless. However, I agree with you in the sense that the invention has to be non-obvious, which is also a requirement for registration in most countries.

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    51. Re:This is why by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

      To "The_Rook", I'm curious. Do all rooks have a phobia of capitalizing the first letter of a sentence?

    52. Re:This is why by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Way to many problems with that system. A few off the top of my head:

      Example in order to create IE Microsoft licenced the Mosaic browser in exchange for a % of IE sales. Microsoft profits off of IE indirectly - they give IE away for free. Zero sale price = zero royalties.

      The person who invented cheap clean fusion energy could only capture a fraction of 4% of manufacturing/selling the device and none of the far greater value of the electricity. He would also get a one-third as much as the guy that invents a "psycologicaly beneficial" smiley-face pattern for vent holes, the ergonomic control knob, the ergonomic powerswitch, and the easy-grip handles.

      A manufacturer can take your valuable patent and file-for/incorporate 99 worthless patents of their own and capture 99% of the royalty.

      Bogus patents would almost never be challenged and struck down. No one would ever have adaquate economic justification to undertake the task.

      It amounts to mandatory licencing of the patent at an arbitrarily small fraction of 4% of the lowest selling price. This can strangle investment in Research&Development.

      If I can think of all those abuses/problems off the top of my head then I'm sure corporations and lawyers can dream up far more.

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    53. Re:This is why by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Example, please.
      Before calling anyone stupid, make sure you have facts to back up your theory.
      As far as you are concerned, I guess, I could patent a "substance that finds and destroys all instances of HIV while ignoring anything else, using the chemical interactions of aminoacids", and then wait for someone to invent it. Or perhaps you would contend that Jules Verne did, in, fact, deserve a patent on the submarine, altough he was never even close to building one.
      You cannot build it, you didn't invent it. Period.
      Now, if you would provide one, just one example of an invention that was atributable to someone who didn't build a prototype, I might reconsider. Otherwise, I believe the "stupid" tag goes next to your "flamer" one.

    54. Re:This is why by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      The real soln is to treat this sort of behaviour like the crime it is, and penalise anyone who does this.

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    55. Re:This is why by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno...maybe a design for a revolutionary computer chip? Or what about a total, workable design for small holographic memory? You can design these things totally theoretically, from the calculations to the design to the materials to the actual production machines used to produce them.

      You've spent years on this, and (theoretiocally, granted, but your simulations back the theoretical work up) now you're ready to build...and then you find out you need a minimum of at least a million to get the machines/material/workspace/manpower to build even just one of these modules.

      But you've just finished your studies, have a nice student debt...now what?

      As an engineering student (last year), I have a couple of ideas, three of which will make money. But one of those needs such specialised equipment that I need 5 million to just get a proof-of-concept done. I can build it; I know I can and I have the data to back it up, as well as market research to know it will sell. But I do not have 5 million, and unless I get the patent, there is little hope of ever getting that funding (let alone the protection such a patent will give me [copuled with NDA's] when I go hunting for VC).

      Now I did invent this process; I did my patent research and know the process doesn't exist. But because of the lack of 5 million, I can't build it...are you seriously suggesting I didn't invent it?

      As for an example on inventions which was atributable to someone who didn't build a prototype...look at Qualcom, look at lots of chip designs, look at any research frim/think tank which licenses it's IP.

      Now kindly remove my "flamer" tag and add the "stupid" one to yourself.

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    56. Re:This is why by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (IE) Zero sale price = zero royalties.

      That is an exception.

      The person who invented cheap clean fusion energy could only capture a fraction of....

      Such "giant leap" inventions are rare. Most are incrimental. The few that are giant leaps often had other inventors working on the same thing and close behind.

      A manufacturer can take your valuable patent and file-for/incorporate 99 worthless patents of their own and capture 99% of the royalty.

      They do that NOW. I am just taking the producer/retailer out of the court battles that already happen anyhow. You STILL have to pay for stupid patents. That is what all the complaints are about.

      Bogus patents would almost never be challenged and struck down. No one would ever have adaquate economic justification to undertake the task.

      The inventor of other or related patents has a stake. Perhaps they will form a trade group of sorts that pool money to fight dumb "delutional" patents.

      I realize it is not perfect, but the current system is really broke. This approach would still get money to patenters, but not stiffle usage of patents. The current system is worse than NO patents IMO because patent lawsuits are surprise and unpredictable bombs, making people afraid to sell anything new.

    57. Re:This is why by rifter · · Score: 1

      Actually both of those have been made. I don't know whether they are patented though. The solar-powered flashlights use solar power to charge batteries, though...

    58. Re:This is why by Alsee · · Score: 1

      They do that NOW. I am just taking the producer/retailer out of the court battles that already happen anyhow. You STILL have to pay for stupid patents. That is what all the complaints are about.

      I think you missunderstood what I meant. I was suggesting a situation where the manufacturer could produce a product based just on your one patent and the full 4% would go to you. Instead the manufacturer incorporates 99 of their own patents in the design. The 99 patents could be entirely valid, but the point is that they are unnecessary. The manufacturer gets a royalty of 3.96% and you get a royalty of 0.04%.

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    59. Re:This is why by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The "tax" revenue should probably only apply to companies not affiliated with the manuf/seller. It makes no sense to charge yourself royalties.

    60. Re:This is why by Alsee · · Score: 1

      It makes no sense to charge yourself royalties.

      Assuming all the patents involved are "legitimate" then I think it does make sense. Say a DVD player requires 10 patents to make. 9 of them belong to Sony and 1 belongs to IBM. If Toshiba makes a DVD player then IBM gets 1/10th of the 4% royalty, 0.4%. But what happens if Sony makes a DVD player? Should IBM get the same 0.4% or should it get the full 4%? Sony holds 9 of the 10 patents, they should keep 9/10th of the 4%.

      And even if we did use your rule of not counting your own patents, a company could spin off the 99 unnecessary patents into a seperate entity and divert 99% of the 4% royalty to that entity.

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    61. Re:This is why by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      And even if we did use your rule of not counting your own patents, a company could spin off the 99 unnecessary patents into a seperate entity and divert 99% of the 4% royalty to that entity.

      Is this entity owned by the parent? If it is partially owned, then perhaps it gets partial royalty shares. If it is 49% owned by the parent, then it gets 51% of a full "share".

    62. Re:This is why by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Is this entity owned by the parent?

      No, there are all sorts of shenanagans that can be pulled at that point. It might be owned directly or indirectly by some of the same people, but the scheme works even if it's there is zero link between the companies.

      This company could buy the unecessary patents for a buttload of cash and then collect almost the entire 4% patent royalty. The manufacturer has no reason not to incorporate the unneeded patents, they have to pay 4% no matter what. The manufacturer can invest the buttload of cash and earn nearly as much interest as the 4% royalty would be worth.

      The only real effect is to divert royalties away from other patent holders.

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    63. Re:This is why by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      No, there are all sorts of shenanagans that can be pulled at that point.

      You are stretching things a bit IMO. Yes, there can be "under the table" deals, but that is true of most of business in about any topic.

      I never suggested the idea was *perfect*. I just believe it is better than the current system, and better than no patents, which itself is probably better than the current system. The current system creates "release paralysis". It hits consumers and slows progress.

    64. Re:This is why by ipandithurts · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that patent examiners make $40k or so (and they have to live in the DC area) and their contempories (at least the good ones) START at $100k (and that's for someone fresh out of law school).

      I'd be thrilled paying twice the filing fee if I knew the examiner was making in the six figure range, of course, someone making that cash would likely be more efficient than some of the examiners I have to deal with now.

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  5. In other news... by carl67lp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazon and Microsoft announced joint patents of a new concept: "A grant made by a government that confers upon the creator of an invention the sole right to make, use, and sell that invention for a set period of time."

    They're expected to make billions off the royalties.

  6. Waiting for MS To patent... by Ballresin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The entire process of patenting something.

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    1. Re:Waiting for MS To patent... by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Why is this +0/Flamebait and the post above it is +5/Funny? Is there any semantic difference between the two?

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    2. Re:Waiting for MS To patent... by carl67lp · · Score: 1

      I kinda wondered that, frankly. I suspect it's 'cause I was the first to make the remark? Who knows...

  7. OK, I think I'll try to win this card game by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm patenting the process of obtaining patents on patenting the idea of patents being used to become wealthy without actually doing any work.

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    1. Re:OK, I think I'll try to win this card game by fred_sanford · · Score: 2, Funny

      ah grasshopper, i've already patented the intellectual property of thinking about patents.

    2. Re:OK, I think I'll try to win this card game by cshark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I'm sure my patent on patenting predates your patented patent! Please don't proliferate you positive position on patenting per-patented patents.

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    3. Re:OK, I think I'll try to win this card game by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the words of Harry Dunne:

      "You can't triple stamp a double stamp!"

  8. Patent this! by krisp · · Score: 1

    If only I could patent patenting patents i'd never normally patent!

    whew!

  9. Oh no they don't! by Surak · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have a *patent* on making money through patenting inventions that I have no intention of inventing! I'm gonna SUE BIG TIME now! Where's David Boies when you need him? ;)

    1. Re:Oh no they don't! by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      He's tied up right now. He heard that somebody was looking to shoot themselves in the foot and he went to get his gun.

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  11. Patents Abuse by rk2z · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This just chaps my hide. Why do people have to be such fuckwads. If you have a idea that you want to market then by all means patent it, but to patent it and have someone else all the legwork is just not cool.

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    1. Re:Patents Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big baby... If you had thought of it first you would have done it too. Then you would have been one of the rich bastards you hate instead of a poor pasty sucker living your life waiting for the next episode of âoeThe Screen Saversâ on techtv.

    2. Re:Patents Abuse by scoot32 · · Score: 1

      What's more interesting is when larger companies watch to see competitors try to enter the marketplace. They will earmark potential technological problems that the small company may run into and since they have: a) experience in the field b) plenty of extra (experienced) engineers to watch competitors and predict complications c) lots of $$ ($75k-$100k for international patent applications) They can effectively force companies less advanced in the field to find more complicated solutions or make the problem unsolvable. The punchline is that these patents are used for "blocking" and the larger company will never sell rights and the competitor may be forced to exit the marketplace. This seems much more against the spirit of patents then patenting an idea and oping it'll pay off some day.

    3. Re:Patents Abuse by cyberian.moose · · Score: 1

      As a *fuckwad* (ie, a patent holder), I would like to know why I am such a fuckwad. Similarly to the fellow in the article:

      1) I belone to a group that has an idea
      2) We are patenting the idea
      3) We intend to wait until the market matures to the point when our idea will become economically viable
      4) We will then sell our idea.

      We:
      A) Came up with a novel idea
      B) have assumed the risk (it's not a cheap process)
      C) have no desire to become a manufacturing firm (can we say "cost of capital")

      So, if I am to understand your arguement, because we intend to neither follow through now, nor intend to make the device ourselves, we are all *fuckwads*.

      Please elaborate as to why I am a fuckwad...

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    4. Re:Patents Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you fail to market the idea NOW, and by some chance someoen else comes up with the same idea will you sue?

      If you sue then you are a fuckwad, because someone else INVENTED the exact same thing you did when it was economically viable without previously knowing about your invention.

      This is like inventing fire, when it gets cold people want to warm themseleves. Some rub sticks together, some use flint, some purchase macthes.

  12. Easy solution by Lightwarrior · · Score: 1

    I'm sure someone else has said it, but patent patenting things. If you have that pesky 'prior art' to deal with, and not the limitless budget of M$, make it more specific: patent patenting things with whatever new form they come out with.

    And as soon as they come out with a new form, patent that, too.

    Offensive patenting, defensive patenting... and now obstructive patenting.

    -lw

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  13. I don't have a problem with it by siskbc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    OK, so people are complaining about offensive patents. I have no problem with it - it helps people without resources play in the IP game. The barrier to filing a patent is still not trivial (though it's getting there), so if someone has an idea, spends $15000 (or whatever), it should then be theirs to market how they see fit. If anything, it will create an effective IP marketplace, as companies doing patent searches will find the guy with the patent, and buy it off him. If they elect to go ahead without the patent or without searching, that's their problem.

    What's wrong with that?

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    1. Re:I don't have a problem with it by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The article doesn't go into great details. The problem is with getting very broad patents. I recall reading an article about a guy who, in the very early 90s or late 80s patented the idea of transmitting music from one place to another. Did that patent really lead to the development of the Internet, broadband, and MP3s? Of course not.

      The example used in the story is using a normal television as a videophone device. If the "inventor" genuinely came up with ideas necessary for the development of such a technology, then he should be rewarded. But if the "inventor" thought to himself one day, "it would be cool to talk to my pal during the football game," and that's all he claimed in the patent, then he doesn't deserve anything.

    2. Re:I don't have a problem with it by siskbc · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The article doesn't go into great details. The problem is with getting very broad patents. I recall reading an article about a guy who, in the very early 90s or late 80s patented the idea of transmitting music from one place to another. Did that patent really lead to the development of the Internet, broadband, and MP3s? Of course not.

      That's a good point - supposedly, shouldn't there be a tighter restriction on patent applications that haven't been "reduced to practice" (as in your example)? Because if they'd enforce that, the problem would be largely solved, I expect.

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    3. Re:I don't have a problem with it by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's wrong with that?

      The way patents are meant to help the common man (Horatio Alger version): lone genius working out of an attic in Pittsburgh invents new UltraWidget. He gets a patent for it, then takes it around to the major widget manufacturers and offers to sell them his invention. WidgetWorks, Inc. realizes that this is the next stage in the evolution of the widget, and lone genius retires to Key West.

      The way patents are abused: lone sleazo lawyer in Menlo Park looks through industry rags for future trends in widgets. He patents rough concepts for UltraWidgets, TurboWidgets, Widget64, and WidgetXP. WidgetWorks, Inc., which is busy actually fucking innovating and employs engineers rather than lawyers, is working on their own next-generation widget. As soon as it appears that WidgetWorks is going to corner the market, lawyer shoves his patents up their ass. WidgetWorks pays up, lawyer now has hot tub full of Benjamins.

      This is not the way patents are supposed to work. Patents are supposed to "promote the progress of science and useful arts", and protect inventions. Technology will advance without these fuckwads filing preemptive patents, and the effect of their activities is actually to slow innovation down. Companies have to waste precious resources covering their ass lest some IP law firm take them from behind. Hell, the lawyers in the article even admit that they're using patents explicitly as a competitive tool, rather than to protect their own investment and hard work.

      Blame for this pathetic state of affairs can partly be laid at the feet of IBM, since they pretty much pioneered the use of patents to pre-emptively squash a competitor.

    4. Re:I don't have a problem with it by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Patents should require a prototype.

      If you can't build it yourself, you shouldn't be able to set yourself up as some troll under a bridge.

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    5. Re:I don't have a problem with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $15,000 or whatever?

      If THAT doesn't show you we have a broken patent system, I don't what does. Patents are suppose to create an equal playing field and protection from the big and little guys out there. When you have fees that outlandish, it stuffs any reasonable chance of that protection. Patents are suppose to be reachable by individuals as well as corps; many individuals have no chance of affording this.

      More to the point, the fees are jacked up to generate revenue for the government. It also stops any hope of a little guy from patenting. Their only hope is to release into the public, and hope some asshole doesn't come along and patent an improvement to what would have been a valid patentable invention, or some big company comes along and just adopts their idea (which patents are suppose to provide some protection from).

    6. Re:I don't have a problem with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lone genius retires to Key West

      Anyone from Pittsburgh would die if they got that much sunlight.

    7. Re:I don't have a problem with it by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      WidgetWorks pays up, lawyer now has hot tub full of Benjamins.

      Why does he only let people named Benjamin in his hot tub?

    8. Re:I don't have a problem with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem now is that it imposes a $8K-$15K "tax" on having an idea. I am currently in a situation where I've had (what I thought) a pretty neat software idea. I have implemented it and am using it in various projects. It had not occured to me to try to patent this idea. It really didn't seem to me to be "non-obvious". However, after reading this article, I am going to pursue a patent. Imagine, I am using MY idea in my own software. Some guy who's never written a single line of code comes along with some broad patent that seems to be somewhat similar. As an independent software developer, I don't have millions or even thousands to spend in a protracted legal battle to use an idea I had. Even if I know I can prove I am not infringing, the cost of proving it would bankrupt me. I therefore have no choice but to pay.
      The alternative is to patent my ideas no matter how insignifcant or obvious they seem. With the current mood at the USPTO, I'm sure to get a patent. The problem is, I now have to pony up ~$10K per idea that I have. Two or three good ideas in a year could put a serious dent in my profit margins. The only winners in this situation are lawyers.
      Basically, the use of patents in the manner described in the article amounts to extortion. It allows an entity with either deep pockets (corporations) or easier access (lawyers) to place a tax on the ability to capitalize on your ideas. The independent inventor can either pay up, or risk loosing the rights to their invention. This type of system is pathological to innovation.
      I can't claim to have a solution for this (but if I think of one I'm gonna be damn sure to patent it). A system of peer review like that used in scientific publications depends almost entirely on the ethics of those involved. While this has worked well in acedemia, recent events in the coporate realm (Enron, Worldcom, etc. etc.) make me doubt that the same high levels of ethical conduct would be adhered to. At the same time, oversight from government is too cumbersome and expensive (i.e. court costs) to deal with the problem effectively. I do know, however, that the whole situation with "Intellectual Property" is quickly spiriling into insanity.

    9. Re:I don't have a problem with it by born_to_live_forever · · Score: 1

      Patents should require a prototype.

      In my native Denmark, they do. If you want to patent something in Denmark, you have to present a workabe prototype. To prevent this from being a bottleneck for would-be inventors without the cash or technical savvy to turn a worthwhile idea into workable technology, there's a government organ (Teknologisk Institut, "the Institute of Technology") which provides assistance and technical support.

      It's still hard to get from concept to working prototype, but if you have a good idea, you can make it patentable, despite the prototype requirement.

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      - Peter Ravn Rasmussen

    10. Re:I don't have a problem with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key problem is that independent invention is no defence.

      When you PRODUCE, you work, find problems, find solutions, go forward. Lazy scums who just guess random problems and random solutions, filing patents at $400 each can drag you to the ground.

      End result? You go broke paying the scum-bag, produce nothing, and the lazy scum stills sits around waiting for the next person to make the attempt.

  14. Patent Lawsuits by Randolpho · · Score: 1

    I've decided that I'm going to patent the act of retaining a representative to pursue legal actions against another entity.

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  15. Patent Blockers or Inventors? by kevlar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the definition of an inventor. There are many patents which require large amounts of capital to produce. What some inventors will do is patent the idea then pitch it to companies hoping they will purchase the rights to the patent and produce the product.

    The entire design of patents is to prevent someone from bulding something you claim as yours. This article just points out the obvious.

    1. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that people are more upset about people who patent things, perhaps obvious things, and have absolutly no intention of doing anything with said patent except for collecting licensing fees when somebody infringes on said patent.

      Well, I tried to think up something funny as an example to my argument, but it didn't work out very well... the best I could come up with today was patenting eating cereal with a spoon so that you get milk with every bite (But I don't have milk with my cereal, so ha!)

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    2. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by starcraftsicko · · Score: 1

      The entire design of patents is to prevent someone from bulding something you claim as yours

      Perhaps so, but in the case of blocking patents you are esentially patenting the "obvious", and then burning your competitors with royalties and such. This practice seems to stifle inovation, which is of course contrary to the intent of patent law.

    3. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by ponxx · · Score: 1

      > What some inventors will do is patent the idea then pitch it to companies hoping they will
      > purchase the rights to the patent and produce the product.

      That's different from patenting something and then sitting still until someone else "invents" it as well, then come out and sue them.

      If you pitch your idea to companies you *do* have the intention of implementing it...

      Ponxx

    4. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Precisely. If we refused patents to inventors deemed incapable of implementing the described invention, then all we would hear about is how the Little Guy got ripped off by Major Corporation.

      It happens far too much already, without giving the big guys another tool.

      Often an inventor will do a lot of preliminary design, analysis, perhaps some initial feasibility testing. The patent document represents a collection of information, with major considerations outlined, that can be used to create a product. In way, that makes it very similar to source code.

      Just because some people throw out ideas and barely flesh them out, doesn't mean that others should be penalized. It's much more efficient for a bright mind to churn out plans for new inventions, rather than force them to spend money and time building it. Let others buy it from you and build it, which will support you as you plan out more projects. This way a genius can get more than one invention out of a lifetime.

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    5. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the definition of an inventor necessarily includes being able produce A PROTOTYPE. If you can't manage to come up with a working prototype, or at least a full schematic, you are a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER not an inventor.

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    6. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then take a further step back. The purpose of invention is improvement, which society puts value in, because it advances us as a whole. We think this deserves protection.

      How does someone who "invents" (yuor definition) advance anything if the purpose is to sit on an idea?

      I myself don't like patents at all; I like them in principle but in practice they have been shown to be abused. Most inventions that have spread into the mainstream today (initial (mechanical) computing, DNA i.e. PCR) were NOT patented at their point of discovery or invention. If they had been, we'd be further back than we are.

    7. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Babbage didn't invent the analytical engine then?

    8. Re:Patent Blockers or Inventors? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Like DaVinci invented the airplane.

      Neither deserved to hold up anyone else's work.

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  16. So? by aborchers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's wrong with inventing something and then charging someone else to develop and market it? Think of it as being an independent R&D department.

    What's wrong with the patent system is people getting patents for things that should not be patented, not that you don't have to build the item yourself to enjoy royalties from its invention.

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    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that if someone else produces something that falls under your patent, but invents it on thier own without prior knowledge about your patent then it should be considered a seperate idea, seperate patent, or the patent is invalid.

      Only when a company knowing infinges on your patent should you have the right to sue for damages or royalties.

  17. Not really new? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    Who hasn't seen those infommercials on TV that promise how YOU TOO CAN BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!!! if you patent that dog walking widget and surrender the rights to "Inventors, Inc." - just sign on the dotted line, and here's your check. Don't call us, we'll call you.

    Who knows how many products have seen the light of market through this process?

    Hardly limited to the tech arena, I think.

    1. Re:Not really new? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      I saw a report on that somewhere on TV once. They said that like only 1 in 1000 inventions actually were patented yet the company still collects (outrageous?) fees on every single application they do for you, regardless of whether or not it is approved.

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    2. Re:Not really new? by rifter · · Score: 1

      I saw a similar expose. They also said that these companies do not always tell people the outcome of their application. They also do not always market the successful patents. Often they know what you sent them is not patentable or is patented already, but they do not tell you and still collect the fees.

  18. This sums up by instantkarma1 · · Score: 1

    Everything which is absolutely fucked up in our legal system and capitalistic society. No, I'm not advocating communism/socialism/etc-ism...But I do think are on the path the pricing ourselves right the fuck out of existence because of pedantic laws made to cover every fucking possibility as well as squeezing every possible fucking nickel from the consumer.

    Excuse me, it's now time for me to go take my meds.

    1. Re:This sums up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why aren't you advocating socialism? It makes me sick that communism and socialism are seen as something bad. Socialism is the ideal political philosophy. As with anything, it won't work if you don't it to. Anyone who thinks capitalism is doing us any good should be killed. You don't develop a system to cope with the way people are. You change, influence and advocate change of the way people think. Is it right to allow the freedom to be evil (greed, etc)? Of course not. It's poeple that are the problem. Of course any moron reading this will claim that I said something I didn't... "I don't give a flying rat fuck about anyone. I give a shit about everyone"

    2. Re:This sums up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who thinks capitalism is doing us any good should be killed.

      Reading that, along with how serious you seem to sound, made your posts one of the funniest I've read all day.

      Thanks !

  19. Old as the hills by BWJones · · Score: 1

    Geez, this sort of thing is as old as capitalism. Most people are inherently lazy and ideas are cheap. Thus the patent. However, implementing the ideas is where things get expensive. This is one of the reasons behind the whole .com bust, in that folks were getting VC funding for ideas and products that they had in their heads. Yet, 1) No code existed for many of these ideas and 2) The ideas had no infrastructure to support them. For an interesting documentary of this whole bit in action, see a film called humorously enough ".com".

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  20. I think I am gonna patent the idea of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    having first posts !!

    1. Re:I think I am gonna patent the idea of by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      patent the technique of enlarging your anus in order to increase the flow of excretement, then sue the living hell out of goat.se and his ugly jpegs.

  21. Slashdot Beatitudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    And seeing the multitudes, He went up unto the mountain: and when He was set, his disciples came unto him: And He opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,

    "Blessed are the poor in threshold: for theirs is the Kingdom of the Page-Lengthening and Page-Widening Posts.

    "Blessed are they that mourn the death of *BSD: for they shall be comforted with an ultradense Linux server from VA Linux, now sold by California Digital Corporation.

    "Blessed are the posters of smug one-liners: for they shall inherit an Account Capped at 50.

    "Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after The First Post: for they shall have the Third or Fourth Post.

    "Blessed are the karma whores: for they shall obtain "Score: 5, Insightful".

    "Blessed are those who dismiss out-of-hand: for they shall fail to see the Point of the Original Post.

    "Blessed are those who seek to associate themselves with the latest techno-fad: for they shall be called 3L33T for at least Another Half Hour.

    "Blessed are they which are persecuted for their own self-righteousness' sake: for theirs is the Kingdom of "Ask Slashdot".

    "Blessed are the over-eager, who believe that Open Source is a social movement heralding the rise of a new generation: for they shall not realize that There Are No Sacred Cows.

    "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for the sake of your Favorite Operating System.

    "Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in Heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

    THIS IS THE WORD OF THE LORD

    1. Re:Slashdot Beatitudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hallejulia, I have seen the racks^H^H^H^H^Hlight ... oops, going blind. Nice link :-)

  22. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I have been fined for it.

  23. Invention Promotion Firms by Artagel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are quite a number of companies that perpetuate fantasies that the ordinary person can make a lot of money by getting a patent on an idea, and then marketing it to companies. Things go so bad that Congress passed a law to control these invention promotion firms. A form for reporting abusive forms of these services can be found at http://www.uspto.gov/web/forms/2048.pdf

    (It is sad to see people who paid $10,000 to have a really bad idea for a dishwasher written up in 10 pages of form paragraphs, and the promotion activity be limited to being told that GE and Whirlpool make dishwashers.)

    The reason for the reporting that is required is that many of these companies had never had a patent issue and be licensed to anyone.

    Sure, there are the rare exceptions, I know of a couple personally, but for each of those there are 100 people who shelled out $10,000 for pretty much nothing.

  24. It's like the lottery. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have to do any work. Just guess what will happen.

    Then, if you guess right...
    MO' MONEY!
    MO' MONEY!
    MO' MONEY!

    And the great part about this is that it is your "competition" that does all the real work and real investment to actually SOLVE the problems and PRODUCE a product.

  25. That would be a good idea... by Kjuib · · Score: 1

    but then we have power hungry people in charge of who gets credit for patents. This could spell trouble when Amazon makes a donation to the "Patent Protection Agency" then signs up for 100 new patents

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  26. Wait a minute . . . by Nix0n · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where's the obligatory inane, pro-socialist, anti-progress quip at the end ?

    Are you sure it was michael who posted this ?

    Someone should check slashcode.

    1. Re:Wait a minute . . . by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Um.... In Soviet Russia, patent obstructs you?

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  27. WTF? by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 4, Interesting
    people who patent ideas for things they have no intentions of building, hoping to license technology Isn't that one of the legit puposes of a patent? Pretend that while playing in my kitchen, I invent a new soda flavor. I have two options on what to do with this

    1) Start Lord Slepnir beverages. I'll need to scrounge around for startup capital, get a factory, distribution, find a way to market it, etc. If I fail, I have to declare bankrupcy, and wind up having my house and car repoed. If I end up making a lot of money off of it, I have about 7 years to grow enough to compete with Coke and Pepsi, who will push their own knockoff of this flavor as soon as the patent runs out.

    2) I contact coke or pepsi and tell them I have a new flavor. They give me a lump of cash, they take all the risk (I'm not ruined if it fails), they market it, and I get a small royality check to live off.

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) You publish it as Open Source and cheer at IBM, er, Coke, making tons of money from it.

    2. Re:WTF? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

      They didn't even have to read that far! in the second paragraph:

      "Let's say we're both watching a gay orgy," said the 42-year old Menlo Park attorney.

      It's not that hard guys. There's even a reference about trolling for karma.

      This is absolutely the worst attempt at showing the exuberance which moderators burn their points away.

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    3. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Option 3: Profit!

    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have done the hard work and come up with a working prototype. That is just fine, that is what patents are for.

      The backlash is against scum who abuse the system by filing patents without any intention of having a working model. Using your analogy, it would be like patenting the idea for a drink. Then Coca-Cola independantly does the hard work of coming up with a formula. And you show up, shove your patent up their ass and demand payment.

    5. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from: http://arti.indiana.edu/ott/inventors/032.html

      From a theoretical perspective, patent law has the main aim of increasing the pool of technical knowledge of the United States by encouraging inventors to disclose to the country (and effectively to the world) the details of their inventions. In return for teaching the rest of the United States about new technologies and to make it financially worthwhile for inventors to disclose their inventions, the federal government grants the inventor a limited monopoly of 20 years from the time of applying for a patent.
      The government is also interested in having inventors disclose their inventions as early as possible, thus it has rewards for early disclosure of inventions and penalties for waiting too long.
      Lastly, because the idea of a monopoly is contrary to the free market system, the government makes it easy for an inventor to lose his or her right to a patent if the invention does not meet rugged criteria or is disclosed too long after publication or use (to prevent an inventor from effectively extending the period of his or her monopoly beyond the 20 year period).

    6. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeez, I thought our economy rewarded hard work, and people who just sit on their ass taking royalty checks are sponging off the system...

    7. Re:WTF? by Restil · · Score: 1

      You can offer up the new flavor without a patent at all. Chances are good they'll want it to be a trade secret anyway, so you can have them focus group it under an NDA and if they're interested, you'll make all your money anyway, and you don't even have to spend the 20 grand on a patent first.

      -Restil

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    8. Re:WTF? by Zoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretend that while playing in my kitchen, I invent a new soda flavor.

      Allright. I'm pretending you're playing around and have invented the long-sought-after-LemonCherry flavor (substitute Choco-Bacon flavor if you believe that two great tastes will always taste great together).

      OK, now pretend I'm the Scumbag Lawyer (but I repeat myself) 5 blocks over in the really nice part of town with a kitchen you'll never afford. I look around at the soda market and realize that nobody's patented the idea of LemonCherry (or ChocoBacon) flavor.

      Being a jackass with lots of money and, thanks to my triple-billing practices, lots of spare time, I invest a measly $15,000 to get it through the patent process quickly. Remember, I haven't actually figured out HOW TO DO IT, just THE IDEA OF IT. So I'll probably do it more quickly than you can.

      Now, you come along and apply for a patent to your LemonCherry (or ChocoBacon) flavor. You find out--oops, you can't because the idea of it is patented by Scumbag Lawyer (but I repeat myself). You try to get a narrower patent on your particular method of producing it and peddle it to Pepsi and Coke.

      They, having lots of Scumbag Lawyers (but I repeat myself), will do a defensive patent search and find Scumbag Lawyer's patent. They license it from him (they'll have to anyway) and alter your method just enough to get around your patent. They let you know 3 weeks later that they don't want to do anything with you, and introduce ChocoBacon (or LemonCherry) PepsiCoke.

      You: screwed.

      PepsiCoke: Doing pretty well, makin' soda.

      ScumBagLawyer (but I repeat myself): Makin' out like a bandit, doin' even less work, having a kitchen bigger than your house.

      Now see the problem?

    9. Re:WTF? by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

      but I did work hard to produce this new flavor. I'm not abusing the system if I sell it to Pepsi

    10. Re:WTF? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in your example, you did invent a new flavor.
      These guys don't even go into the kitchen, they would have files a patent for "a new and tasty flavor", and then sued YOUR ass when you did invent it.

    11. Re:WTF? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      3) You don't contact anyone, because you never even created a sample ("prototype") of the flavor. You just sit on your couch until an ad for a similar-sounding flavor comes on, then dig out the patent and start planning how to invest the new windfall.

      That 3rd case is really what's going on in the situations mentioned in the article. These people aren't pursuing companies and offering them new ideas- they wait for someone else to really make the invention, and then attack them. Just look at patent 6,339,842, and see if there's any grain of an idea deserving protection. Calling Dennis Fernandez an "inventor" is an insult to the profession.

      (However, calling him a "lawyer" is both accurate, and conventionally interpreted as insulting to him)

    12. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, I haven't actually figured out HOW TO DO IT, just THE IDEA OF IT.

      You must not be very familiar with the patent process. In order to get a patent, you must provide enough technical information that anyone skilled in the trade could read your patent and duplicate the device. You can't patent an idea if you don't know how to implement it. A prototype is not required, but a thorough enough description to build one is. Thus, the sleazebag lawyer can't patent LemonCherry without providing a usable formula for making the soda.

    13. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      main aim of increasing the pool of technical knowledge of the United States by encouraging inventors to disclose to the country (and effectively to the world) the details of their inventions

      Not true, disclosure is a secondary benefit. The primary purpose is to spur people to engage in risk toward achieving innovation.

      Some sort of reward (monopoly on rights to use is best carrot that societies have been able to come up with) will lead to greater risk being taken over that of no reward.

      The billion dollar question then, as always has been, is how much monopoly for what level of patent quality (unobviousness & utility) serves as the best impetus for risk taking.

      Also, what level of risk taking provides best return in economic health of the nation?

    14. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you try 2, watch out for Sneaky Pete!!!

      Syrup, by Max Barry

    15. Re:WTF? by Zoop · · Score: 1

      In order to get a patent, you must provide enough technical information that anyone skilled in the trade could read your patent and duplicate the device.

      IANAPL.

      However, I do know from having read some computer and business method patents that you can gloss over lots and lots and lots of details. Sample code isn't even necessary.

      So you could patent "A method, using a network of pipes, to combine a flavor described as 'Chocolaty' and a flavor described as 'Bacony'. The flavors would enter the system and be mixed by appropriate methods (see Patents gibberish, gibberish, and gibberish) and come out as ChocoBacon. A conceptual diagram is enclosed."

      Now, yes, someone skilled in the art could read that and go "oh, yeah, combine chocolate and bacon flavors--duh," but it's so broad that any technical hurdles in the way could be said to be covered by the patent, and any specific methods would be violations of that patent.

      So in effect, by being overly broad, you can patent an idea.

      If you don't believe me, try coming up with five or six different methods of one-click shopping that don't infringe on Amazon's patent. You can't.

      Here're the weasel words: "Although the present invention has been described in terms of various embodiments, it is not intended that the invention be limited to these embodiments."

      So even if he describes a method that would be brutally expensive, harmful, or maybe even wouldn't work (lots of those get through the patent office every day) in the vaguest of terms, any method that implemented them, even if they significantly improved upon them, would infringe. Thus they can do it without having to figure out how it's really done.

  28. You don't understand the costs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the first step. Check the pricing.

    http://www.patentservices.com/provisional_apps.h tm l

  29. Re:What the hell? by wille_faler · · Score: 1

    I do, and I am going to sue the pants of you!

  30. What makes this difference from... by vasqzr · · Score: 5, Interesting


    SF Gate has an article about people who patent ideas for things they have no intentions of building, hoping to license technology or block competitors from doing something similar

    How about people who buy land they have no intention of building on, hoping to sell it to others while blocking other people from building on this land?

    1. Re:What makes this difference from... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      It's more like claiming land on Mar and expect future settlers to pay you for it.

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    2. Re:What makes this difference from... by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

      It isn't, though. vasqzr has an excellent point. These people are paying for the rights to a patent similar to the rights to the land. If they want to utilize the patent (build on the land) they may. If they want to let it sit there and block someone else from using that land, they can, because it is their right. They legally paid for it and have ownership rights. It is nothing like buying land on mars because there is nobody to pay for it, and there is no way of claiming ownership. (At the current time, obviously ;) )

    3. Re:What makes this difference from... by asscroft · · Score: 1

      compare this to selling air and restricting breathing instead of selling land. Ideas are unlimited and can originate in several minds all at the same time. This is very different than land. The ownership rights to land do not compare at all the the ip rights we've invented.

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    4. Re:What makes this difference from... by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about people who buy land they have no intention of building on, hoping to sell it to others while blocking other people from building on this land?

      In most places in this country, you're required to pay yearly property tax on real estate holdings. If the property appreciates in value, your taxes go up.

      Sure, you can stonewall someone from developing a plot of land by buying it first - but you have to actually BUY it, AND you have to pay the property tax while the land lies fallow. With patents, it's more like taking out 16 year option to buy - you don't need to actually invent anything, just patent something general enought to cover what might be invented, but specific enough to pass the USPTO. Plus, with an option, you don't have to pay property taxes...

      Think of it like the domain speculation/squatting game. Those scum squat on domains, hoping to extort money from people who have either lost the domain, or want it. But, there's a cost involved - they have to pay domain renewal fees every year. If nobody plays their game, then they're out all the money that they've put in to holding on to all of those unused domains.

      With these "offensive patents", you pay a one-time fee up front to lock up an invention, and then you use that as a weapon to block or extort an invention that will eventually be public domain (ie, your 16 year option on property of the people of the US/world.)

      16 years is a long time for a useful invention to stay in someone's closet, as opposed to being produced and marketed to recoup development costs, as the patent process was supposed to encourage. That's whats so disgusting about it.

    5. Re:What makes this difference from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad anology. A better analogy:
      Secretely buying land, waiting for someone else to develop something on it and then demanding a share of the profits.

      It's still a bad analogy because it is much easier to bury a patent in the mound at the uspto and hope nobody has time to do a patent search on every trivial algorithm than it is to hide a land purchase.

    6. Re:What makes this difference from... by Restil · · Score: 1

      Not the same. This more closely relates to the stock market. You have to buy the land when it's cheap. At that time, you can only assume that it will be worth something in the future, and even then, you're going to have to wait 15-20 years before it suddenly becomes valuable. The more developed the area is, the more the land is going to cost you at the time you choose to invest in this way, and if you keep holding out for a better price, there's always a chance that growth in the area might die off, or a recession will hit, or the area will suddenly go to pot and you'll be stuck with worthless land. SOMEONE has to own the land at some point.

      -Restil

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    7. Re:What makes this difference from... by spudchucker · · Score: 1

      Mineral rights, property taxes, you can't copy land.... many tings are diff

    8. Re:What makes this difference from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the difference is obvious. When you purchase land you actually own a tangible good, but with a patent it is possible that someone can invent or come up with the same idea without knowingly infinging on your patent. That is where the problem arises.

      Why should someone who went though the same invention process have to pay you royalties when they didn't know something similar to their invention already existed?

    9. Re:What makes this difference from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you buy land, I can buy an identical block nearby and do whatever I like with it.

      Completely different.

  31. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too much prior art.

  32. Funny little quote by micromoog · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:

    He cited the standards of Wi-Fi (wireless fidelity) technology, in which transmission speeds have been rapidly advancing during the past three years from 11 megabits per second in 1999 to more than 50.

    I was aware that the "fi" in "hi-fi" stands for "fidelity", but I don't think the same can be assumed here . . .

    1. Re:Funny little quote by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Wi-Fi stands for wireless fidelity. It's true. I don't know what the term "fidelity" means in this context, but the news media have latched onto it, and even the Wi-Fi Alliance has endorsed the term.

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  33. Appointed Regulatory Agencies by Bame+Flait · · Score: 1

    You make a good point, but I'm not sure what the composition of such a group would be. If it were simply an appointed panel of beaurocrats (like the FCC), you might end up doing more harm than good. If we had a group tightly under the control of their political masters, it's quite possible that many patent decisions could result in highly anti-competetive decisions (especially under the current administration). Additionally, it would have to be clear where the power of this regulatory body ended and that of the judicial system began. Patent lawsuits aren't going anywhere anytime soon - but I could see the federal government trying to enact something like you suggest under the auspices of reducing frivolous patent lawsuits, but instead end up offering competetors heads on a plate to big corporations without them even having to ante up for massive legal fees.

  34. there's nothing wrong with this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You don't have to carry an idea through to fruition to patent something.

    Example: I'm a chip designer. I design a new type of CPU and patent that. My patent is invalid because I don't own a fab and don't produce chips myself??? RIDICULOUS!

    There's nothing wrong with patenting things you have no intention of building yourself.

    Now, when the patent office gives patents for things that are obvious, overly broad, or other bogus patents, that IS A BIG PROBLEM.

    If you have a patent, you have every right to make them yourself, sell it to someone else, or sit and DO NOTHING. It's intellectual property. You can do what you want with your propetry. It's still (mostly) a free country.

    But don't confuse the two.

    1. Re:there's nothing wrong with this! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Requiring a prototoype is not rediculous. If you can't build it, you can't test it and therefore you can't demonstrate that it's something that's actually worth stifling the rest of the industry over.

      Without a prototype, a patent is merely a short work of science fiction. Such a thing should not allow one the privelege of indulging in legalized extortion.

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    2. Re:there's nothing wrong with this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gotta be kidding!

      Requiring a prototoype is not rediculous. If you can't build it, you can't test it and therefore you can't demonstrate that it's something that's actually worth stifling the rest of the industry over.

      "It can't be built" is quite different from "it hasn't been built". Since you don't seem to know, a patent that does not include enough detail to actually work, IS NOT VALID!!!.

      Without a prototype, a patent is merely a short work of science fiction.

      If the patent is fiction, then it isn't valid, period. Having a prototype is meaningless.

    3. Re:there's nothing wrong with this! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      As we all know, there's plenty of bullsh*t going on at the patent office these days. While a patent may be invalid for any number of reasons, it's going to cost millions to adjudicate the matter.

      Now, if our patent examiners are too stupid to avoid the obvious crap then clearly the bar is too low there. The bar certainly needs to be raised. The "potential" of being built is obviously not necessary anymore.

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  35. patents != stnetap by slimey_limey · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's more fun to patent the concept of patents themselves. Then you could force the USPTO out of business.

    However, no one could block your patent because then you could sue them for infringement.

  36. Lemelson and the bar code by snarkh · · Score: 4, Informative
    Lemelson had to wait years before collecting royalties for some of his ideas, such as the bar code.

    Lemelson did not invent the bar code. In fact he engaged in practices very similar to the ones described in the article. His patent was an extremely generic one for machine vision applications, which according to his interpretation covered bar code readers. He was one of the people who never implemented any of their ideas, preferring to wait for other people to reinvent them and then ask for royalties.

    1. Re:Lemelson and the bar code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Say it my brother, good example about the problem with patents.

      The inventors of the bar-code system probably didn't knowing infinge on Lemelson's patent, and therefor created their own invention seperate from what lemelson patented.

    2. Re:Lemelson and the bar code by VTVond · · Score: 1

      Not only that, Lemelson made this system famous. We call them "submarine patents" in the biz (that is the biz of defending ourselves from them). Jerome Lemelson dreamed up a bunch of ideas in the 60s and 70s that couldn't even be built at that time, applied for patents on them, kept them running around in the examination process for 20 years (we call it "patent laches"), and then the patents were finally issued for technologies which had become commonplace in the meantime. The USPTO has recently changed the rules so that instead of the duration of the patent being calculated from the date of issue, it is calculated from the date of application, which should end this, but it has some negative effects as well, if the PTO screws up on their own and keeps it in examination for 10 years you're screwed! Still better than letting another Lemelson screw over everybody though.

    3. Re:Lemelson and the bar code by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      His patent was an extremely generic one for machine vision applications

      IIRC, it was one of those "patent a goal" patents where he patented the act of using a TV camera to remotely inspect factory goods. His lawyers later bent this concept into anything related to cameras or optical sensors as they came to exist in practice. Thus, it was stretched into bar-code readers.

    4. Re:Lemelson and the bar code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter what the rules are, someone will figure out a way to get around them. Not to mention that congress siphons off cash from the pto and wants it fun like Didkneeland for the whole dang fangily. No spankings in Didkneeland, you'll have to take your fun baby outside the park. They are A-Mazed when it gets crowded with funloving people, so they figure out ways of making it even funner for everyone that wants to play. This usually involves hobbling those professional ogres who spoil a lot of the bountiful fun by saying too many things are obvious. The latest hare-brained scheme they've hatched is capable of easily morphing into blinders for all those un-fun nasty ogres who were stupid enough to think they have a clue. Apparently the ogre turnover isn't high enough for them, so the ogre's misery is a special ride under development. Stay tuned for the ogre that had two brains and only one half could talk to the other.

    5. Re:Lemelson and the bar code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How did that work? The first supermarket bar code reader was patented by its inventor, Bernard Silver, in 1949.

      Computers and lasers were too expensive for this technology to be feasible at the time, so the patent expired just before the technology could be commercialized in 1966.

      Any patent that covered 1967-era bar code readers, much less the 1950s-era bar code technology, would ordinarily have expired by now. Lemelson has attempted to bypass this by taking advantage of an unusually long delay between the filing and issuing of his patents, but last year a federal appeals court ruled that the doctrine of laches could be invoked as a defense. This defense would render the patents unenforcible.

  37. Re:The solution is ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let's say we're both watching a 49ers game," said the 42-year old Menlo Park attorney. "You and I will show up in this bubble picture. You'll have a head shot, and I'll have a head shot, and we're talking to each other during the game. It's as if you and I are in a virtual chat room watching the same broadcast event."</quote>

    Soemone should give them both a head shot - 45 cal. or better. Or maybe a "head shot" the same way PeeWee Herman did when he was arrested for stroking off in a theater - virtual chat room my ass! As if there's any other type of chat room. Fucking idiot.

  38. Interesting quote by El · · Score: 1
    When faced with a patent infringement complaint from a smaller company, a giant like IBM can use its portfolio of 30,000 patents to strike a deal by giving the firm access to its intellectual property or threatening a counterclaim by citing patents of its own that the other party may be infringing upon.

    You mean a smaller company like, oh say, SCO, might be infringing on one or more of IBM's 30,000 patents, and therefore should try to avoid pissing off the bigger company?

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  39. Ok try to explain this to a five year old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Monopolies are bad, because they stiffle competition and usually cause prices to rise. While patents on the other hand are good, because they stiffle competition and cause prices to stay artificially high through legal lack of competition. Yeah, I know that the idea of patents is disclosure, but for software shouldn't that include the source code? I really don't see how someone like amazon should be able to patent one click shopping, it just seems like the only reasonable way to do it,or even a business method at that. So which is it?, patents help or hinder competition?

  40. Read the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They aren't inventing anything. They are getting patents for things that don't exist, that they have no intention of building and that they don't even know if they could be built.

    1. Re:Read the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have to know that they can be built because the specification must be "enabling" to someone reasonably skilled in the art related to the invention.

      The PTO can reject the application based upon non-enablement. Any subsequent litigation related to the patent could involve additional enablement arguments in attempts to invalidate the patent.

      Perhaps logic follows that these patents should be deemed obvious if the patentee can "enable" without doing much innovative research into how to enable.

    2. Re:Read the story. by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Again I ask: So?

      If I come up with the idea for some nifty new device, and can decribe it in sufficient detail to get a patent (assuming a non-rectocranially inverted patent office) then there is nothing wrong with me deciding whether to build it myself or license the idea to someone else to develop.

      For example, let's say I came up with an idea to make electric trains stay firmly on the track. Why should I have to start a toy company and compete with Tyco when I could just sell or license the patent to them? They have the infrastructure and the market already, and can put the idea to good use at reasonable expense. It's a win-win-win situation for both of inventor, licensor and the market.

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    3. Re:Read the story. by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      If I come up with the idea for some nifty new device, and can decribe it in sufficient detail to get a patent (assuming a non-rectocranially inverted patent office) then there is nothing wrong with me deciding whether to build it myself or license the idea to someone else to develop.

      Aha, but these people are specifically coming up with an idea that they are certain will soon be duplicated by a company with deep pockets. They're not trying to license "their idea", they just want to use the patent to fuck with companies trying to implement *their own* idea. Legally, there's very little distinction. Morally, there's a huge difference.

      For example, let's say I came up with an idea to make electric trains stay firmly on the track. Why should I have to start a toy company and compete with Tyco when I could just sell or license the patent to them? They have the infrastructure and the market already, and can put the idea to good use at reasonable expense. It's a win-win-win situation for both of inventor, licensor and the market.

      Let's say Tyco has been working on advancing toy train technology for years, and you have been reading up on them and thinking up good patents. You patent your track-adhesion system, and then take it to Tyco, who has probably thought of it already. They now have to shell out money to you in order to go ahead with their plans. This money gets passed along to the consumer. Tyco loses, market loses, "inventor" spends the next decade banging movie starlets.

    4. Re:Read the story. by aborchers · · Score: 1

      You have some excellent points, much more lucid than those of the AC I was answering.

      On the other hand, the vast majority of patents are owned by large corporations like Tyco. Precisely because the patent law allows for this sort of thing, these companies patent every brainfart their people have in order to protect it. How likely do you think it is that I, as a layman, could follow the public literature on Tyco and preemptively patent a product they were about to release? Seriously?

      I agree the system would be better without litigous pudknockers engaging in patent speculation, but on the other hand, requiring honest inventors to develop their own ideas or lose them seems a high price to pay.

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    5. Re:Read the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there will always be this argument:

      Person A: I should be able to think of anything and be free to use it (freedom to create and unfettered right to use) and not have to worry about patent rights of others preventing me from doing so.

      Person B: You live in a society that regards innovation as crucial for its well being and views protection of IP as vital to spurring that innovation and your sacrificed personal liberties regarding certain creative freedoms are the price we must pay for this state of well being.

    6. Re:Read the story. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No, that only demonstrates that the USPTO could be staffed by the crew from the local McDonald's and noone could tell the difference.

      Does this lawyer have a complete schematic? Doubtful. It's not as if he's really developed something and doesn't have the money for a single breadboard.

      For his patent, there really isn't a good excuse for demanding a working prototype out of him. It's not like he's come up with some new chip fab technique or somesuch.

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    7. Re:Read the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You had me on your side about this being a bad idea until you got here:

      "inventor" spends the next decade banging movie starlets.
    8. Re:Read the story. by aborchers · · Score: 1
      that only demonstrates that the USPTO could be staffed by the crew from the local McDonald's and noone could tell the difference


      That was precisely my point about rectocranial inversion at the patent office. The problem is that stupid patents are awarded, not that people can patent ideas without commiting to develop those ideas themselves.

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    9. Re:Read the story. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Why should your having thought of an idea prevent me from being able to build the device?

      If I learned about it from you, then there would be an argument in your favor, but generally people only find out about patents when a bombshell drops on their head. They at that point likely have invested considerably more than the patent holder ever considered investing. It may be all they had. And some dingbat patent holder is permitted to tell them they must pay him a tax, or they can't do anything like what they were doing. Not they can't do what they were doing, but they aren't even allowed to come up with some other way to accomplish it. Amazon patents one-click purchases, and it doesn't matter what approach you use, you can't do it. You may have set up your site before they ever filed, and that doesn't help. Not unless you can afford lawyers as fancy as theirs, and not unless you want to risk retroactive damages that could be arbitrarily large. (Well, not really, but in terms of what an individual could afford.)

      The patent system is so broken that we would be better off without any patent system at all.

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    10. Re:Read the story. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of patents that by the rules the PTO not only could have rejected, but was obligated to reject. This doesn't help you much after the patent has been granted. Once the patent has been granted it is presumed valid, and it will cost you more money than you've likely seen in your entire life to get it declared invalid, no matter how suprious it is.

      And to get it declared invalid you must risk a penalty even bigger than your lawyer's fees. (N.B.: You can't use a GP lawyer. You need one that specializes in patent law. They don't come cheap, even as lawyers go.)

      The patent system is, or might as well have been, designed for the benefit of large corporations. There are a few ways that it could help someone without a lot of cash. But not many. Not many at all. If the big companies don't just ignore you, your only hope is that one of them will decide to buy the patent rights (for use against a rival). Because you can neither afford to prosecute nor defend.

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    11. Re:Read the story. by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      in your last paragraph you made one mistake about patents.

      patents are not about who files first. they are about who comes up with an idea first. so if you patent a track-adhesion system, patent it, and then try to sell it to tyco, then tyco doesn't have to pay if they can prove that they already had the idea before you. tyco's proof would be prior art - proof that the idea was published before you invented it.

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    12. Re:Read the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it will cost you more money than you've likely seen in your entire life to get it declared invalid

      I can spend time down at the law library reading obviousness and anticipation criteria, gather enough evidence and go through the re-examination process without a lawyer.

      I don't know how well I would do, I've never seen anyone try it, so I don't know.

      If you have enough good anticipatory or obviousness related evidence then I would imagine that you would at least force the narrowing of the claims.

    13. Re:Read the story. by aborchers · · Score: 1

      If you set up your site before Amazon, then that's prior art and it should easily invalidate the patent. I stand by my assertion that the reasons patents are a mess is because we have inspectors carelessly granting patents to vague or obvious ideas, and not because people can get patents for ideas without developing the products themselves.

      If you think the system is so broken we'd be better off without it, consider that as bad as it is, patents still protect the little guy moreso than the megacorps. If it weren't for patent protection, then entrepenuereal inventors would have no chance of making anything of their ideas because it could be copied and commodified by those with the most on-hand resources. The Wal-marts and the GEs would soon own everything by virtue of the existing capital and infrastructure they could devote to competing anyone else out of business.

      Please don't get the impression that I am defending these patent predators. They should be third against the wall when the revolution comes (right after Microsoft and RIAA) I just took issue with the notion that if you don't intend to build and market it yourself, you don't deserve to profit from your creative works.

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    14. Re:Read the story. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's legitimate prior art. And yes, that would mean that eventually you would be able to win. If you could afford to defend yourself. But that's a very big "if". I've know people with open & shut cases that lost their businesses and their homes before the case ever came to trial because their opponent used stalling tactics. Eventually the expenses ran so high that their lawyers just quit. Because of stalling tactics.

      So having a sure legal case isn't at all the same as being able to win it. Yes, if the legal system were fair, then the patent system would assist the small player. But it isn't.

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    15. Re:Read the story. by aborchers · · Score: 1
      Carrying on out of genuine interest in the conversation, not just to maintain argument momentum...

      if the legal system were fair, then the patent system would assist the small player. But it isn't


      Spot on. The patent system is broken and the legal system is broken. What are the choices? Work to repair the system or give up? Just like spurious patents, we should be doing everything we can to ensure that the legal system favors justice and the law above the pocket depth of the litigants. As bad as it is, the protections of justice are better than what we would have in their absence: unregulated power winning every time.

      Guess the last ounce of my naive optimism that society can be salvaged just hasn't been beaten out yet. Keep hammering... :-)

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    16. Re:Read the story. by rifter · · Score: 1

      Ah but the old saying goes "He who represents himself in court has a fool for a client." That old saw is not just intended to get lawyers more money; in fact it goes for lawyers as well (perhaps double). The layman can learn things in a law library but Lawyers have better access to the law and better familiarity therewith. Also judges are lawyers and apt to be prejudiced against untrained legal arguments, especially when the trained lawyers can turn them around on a dime.

      It may be better than nothing, but that is like saying trying to use books to learn to rebuild an engine in your car because you have no money for a mechanic (or a new engine) is better than nothing. In some cases it could be worse than nothing. An extreme case was Colin Fergusen's criminal trial. You would think that a guy caught red-handed using a submachine gun on a crowded NYC subway had little to lose (I thought so anyway) but we would be wrong. He actually managed to make things worse for himself.

      A lawyer provides seperation (you can't cross-examine yourself!), confidentiality, and expertise. You can tell a lawyer everything and they can choose what to tell the court and what might cloud the issue. They can prevent you from sticking your foot in your mouth and falling into traps. IANAL, but I would think even convincing a friendly law student to help you pro bono would be better than representing yourself.

  41. This is Bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the US, the burden of proof in patent litigation is on the defence to prove infringement. That makes it difficult for these 'offensive' blockers to protect themselves, especially in light of the following:

    An inventor that makes no attempt to commercialize their patent ends up invalidating their patent! That's right, a patent for which there is no attempt at commercialization is invalid. Bye-bye 'offensive' inventor. Sucker.

  42. Re:First by CaptainAx · · Score: 1

    The "First Post" patent hold has got to be a millionaire now...

  43. Domain Squatting by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    Does this appy to those companies that rudely snap up domainnames and turn them into email addresses or just let them sit there until some sucker pays 10 times what the domain is worth?

  44. give the patent away by saladpuncher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can I patent something that is going to make some huge corporations tons of money and then release it to the public? Basically that would mean that now no one has an exclusive patent on it and everyone benefits. When Salk invented the polio vaccine I think he either refused to patent it or he patented it and then gave it away so everyone could manufacture it. He didn't want to profit off of the pain and suffering of others. Cool guy.

    1. Re:give the patent away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can I patent something that is going to make some huge corporations tons of money and then release it to the public? Basically that would mean that now no one has an exclusive patent on it and everyone benefits.

      Why would you bother? Just publish it. It's no longer patentable at that point. Save yourself the legal fees of patenting.

    2. Re:give the patent away by saladpuncher · · Score: 1

      Good idea. I think in America that if publish something it is automatically patented. Not sure though...law isn't my forte.

    3. Re:give the patent away by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Otis Elevator Company is the other classic story -- Mr Otis invented the safty brake (which automatically catches an elevator if the cable breaks) and patented the idea. He then gave free license to use the invention to any and all competitors, since it would save lives.

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    4. Re:give the patent away by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no, thats copyright. You must apply and recieve the patent to be a patent holder. When you apply, it becomes patent pending, actually a safer period of time then the actual patent.
      Now there are means you can do to prove you had the idea first which MAY protect you against someone hearing your idea, then producing it/patenting it your self. it just has to be provable in court that yiou had it, and they got the idea from you.

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  45. you don't? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't something just wrong with the very concept of people really doing nothing but thinking up of obscure concepts or ideas and getting money off of them when an individual or company, with genuine intent to create a working product, wants to create a product that happens to be covered by their patent?

    Your point is baseless, as if this was to continue, there would be billions of patents out there by these "patent squatters". Companies who wish to legitimately market a product would have to verify that it does not violate an existing patent, and then have to pay royalties if it already is a patent. Smaller companies and individuals who have that legit intent would probably not have enough capital to pay the royalties. This practice damages the IP marketplace more than anything else.

    A patent is useless and counterproductive to the good of capitalism if no product comes out of it. This is just like cybersquatting, where people just register seemingly random DNS names just so large companies can buy them later. This was made illegal. Take that for precedent if anything is to be done about this.

    1. Re:you don't? by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      Isn't something just wrong with the very concept of people really doing nothing but thinking up of obscure concepts or ideas and getting money off of them when an individual or company, with genuine intent to create a working product, wants to create a product that happens to be covered by their patent?
      Patents are published, and add to the body of public knowledge (which is the whole point of patents, to encourage the sharing of knowledge). So there is no reason why an inventor should necessarily be planning to produce the product himself. After all, production and distribution are very different skills than invention. Yes, there is a kind of sleazy practice of creating blocking patents, which anticipate an obvious idea that will be needed at some time in the future, but that nobody has gotten around to patenting yet. But I can't think of a reliable way of distinguishing the first kind of patent from the second. And very often, the blocking patent only has a few years to run by the time it actually becomes an issue.
  46. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a company decides to build a product based on his idea, it might have to buy the patent from him, pay him a licensing fee or face getting shitted on by tubgirl.

    Which dumb moderator modded this shit up? If youre going to moderate, check the WHOLE text first!

  47. Patents vs. Unemployment by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I can't see why this problem can't be fixed. I mean, when I lose my job and I file for unemployment one of the requirements is that I need to look for a job. Sure it can be a token effort, but I have to keep a log and report that hey, at least I tried. If I don't get a job within a certain amount of time, the benefits run out.

    So why can't the Patent Office do something similar? Would it be so hard to ask, "Gee, how's that invention coming along? Have a prototype yet?" and after a certain amount of time, just revoke the patent because work hasn't been done on it yet. This might actually stimulate some growth once the patent is back up for grabs. Perhaps even offer it up at auction. Then companies could be compelled to make good on the patent application because of the captial investment to get it at auction.

    1. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by Almost_anonymous_cow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah yes but then if my company is the only capable of implementing your patent I just wait for the patent office to void it then I can either patent it or start making it and thus deprive you of money.

    2. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by brkello · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That sounds good on the surface. But the problem with your scenario would be that if the person is unable to make a prototype (because it is too expensive for him to make personally) he/she will have to pitch it to companies. If the companies know that it will expire, they just refuse him/her and then snatch the patent when it becomes available. This saves them money and screws the inventor. The auction idea would be nice though, because if companies actually like the idea, they compete with each other driving up the price and the inventor will still benefit. Of course, all the companies can agree to share the patent and just offer the minimum bid...once again screwing our poor inventor. I guess I really don't see too much of a problem with the current system unless someone is actually trying to block a prototype from being made (like some abortion technology that an anti-abortion person gets the patent for and refuses to let anyone use because it is against their beliefs) or is not accepting reasonable offers in order to make more money while ofthers suffer (cure to cancer patent would be an example).

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    3. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Because a prototype is incredibally easy to build. Lets say you spend $10,000 building a prototype object. Some competitor makes it for $50 and starts selling them succesfully.

      So you sue them for violating your patent.

      You are missing the problem.

      The problem is not people getting patents for no work, it is people that patent things like air, or salt, or something that is not deserving of a patent.

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    4. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by joak · · Score: 1

      An old idea to acomplish this 'expiration' (a version is in Lessig's Future of Ideas but it's been around awhile) is that individuals have to refile every five years or so to extend patents up to the 20 year point, with a non-trivial, increasing fee associated.

      The theory is this would prevent many patents whose purpose or effect is to penalize other's innovations, such as the ones described in this article. Have a half-formed idea but not going to develop it? Can't overcome the technical roadblocks yourself? Just hoping to ambush to some company that has independently done all the hard work re-inventing and then actually developing your idea? Not quite so attractive if you're coughing up out of pocket while you wait around.

    5. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by tetsuji · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Your suggestion reminds me a lot of mining law, and it's a good one.

      If you stake a claim in most states, you're required to do a certain amount of work on that claim - surveying, sampling, etc. in order to maintain your claim. If you fail to do the work, you lose your rights to the claim. This system was instituted back in the gold-rush days to prevent people from just staking up all kinds of property and never doing anything with it. In the patent gold rush, we could certainly stand to learn a few lessons from our past.

      I wonder if one could actually use historic mining law as precedent in a defense against offensive patents?

    6. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Well, there are maintenance fees:

      35 USC 41 (b):

      (b)

      The Director shall charge the following fees for maintaining in force all patents based on applications filed on or after December 12, 1980:

      (1)

      3 years and 6 months after grant, $830.

      (2)

      7 years and 6 months after grant, $1,900.

      (3)

      11 years and 6 months after grant, $2,910.

      Unless payment of the applicable maintenance fee is received in the Patent and Trademark Office on or before the date the fee is due or within a grace period of 6 months thereafter, the patent will expire as of the end of such grace period. The Director may require the payment of a surcharge as a condition of accepting within such 6-month grace period the payment of an applicable maintenance fee. No fee may be established for maintaining a design or plant patent in force.

      This, of course, is just a money based disincentive to keep an unworked patent in force and is only applied three times after the patent is issued, but it is easier and more definitive to just collect a fee than to go through the hassle of trying to determine if the patent is being worked, or that a bona fide effort was made to work it.

    7. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by spitzak · · Score: 1

      To keep companies from just waiting for the patent to expire, the patented idea would become public domain after the expiration date, and anybody could use it. Thus if any company sees any value in an idea they will want to buy it from the inventor since this would give them exclusive rights to make it. If they just wait then all their competitors would also be able to use the idea.

    8. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by joak · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, it does meet the letter of what I proposed, but not quite on the same scale. These seem more standard filing fees than disincentives; you're getting 20 years of patent protection for less than the cost of registering a car over the same period.

      I was imagining fees in the six or low seven figure range.

    9. Re:Patents vs. Unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of requiring that patent holders show regular progress on implementation of their ideas has precedent in the Bureau of Land Management's process for holding mining claims on public property. Once you stake a claim, you must demonstrate regular work on that claim, essentially demonstratable prospecting work or infrastructure improvment related to the development of the claim for the purposes stated (namely extracting the minerals) in order to avoid having the claim revolked. Also I believe that any interested party can file a complaint that the claim holder is not fulfilling this duty and the Bureau will look into it. This system provides a method that the patent office could use, and it could solve the problem of the patent office having to check out every patent, instead focusing on the ones that are brought to its attention.

  48. Legal consistency by El · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's see now... if I register a domain name with the intent of selling it to someone else instead of using it myself, I'm "cybersquating" and ICANN will forcibly take the domain name aways from me. However, if I register an idea with the intent of selling to someone else instead of using it myself, the US Patent Office will assist me in extorting money out of anyone who wishes to sell a product based on a simular idea? I find this curiously inconsistent.

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    1. Re:Legal consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Filing a patent (ideally) requires innovative thinking. It is in the state's interest that the idea be dissiminated for the public good, so they set up a system where inventors can be rewarded for making their ideas public. The problem with patents is that they are being granted for inventions that aren't novel and non-intuitive.


      Contast with cybersquatting, which requires no innovative thinking and serves no public good whatsoever. You're not registering an idea, you're registering a word (likely one that you didn't make up yourself). God, I can't believe I'm defending ICANN.

    2. Re:Legal consistency by ip_vjl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yet if you buy a parcel of land with no intention of using it, but instead to let it appreciate in value and sell it later ... nobody will care. The ICANN example only really is different as there's the gray area involving domain names and trademarks.

      In this case (patents) the problem isn't people who patent something but not develop it. It's in being able to get overly broad patents to begin with. If somebody gets a patent on something that *could* be reduced to practice (very specifically) and doesn't produce it themselves (because of time or budget) they still should be able to benefit as the inventor. However, if somebody just tries to stake claims by patenting things with no real (clear) idea how to ever reduce them to practice (and hoping somebody else will come along to finish their job) then that is something to take issue with.

    3. Re:Legal consistency by dunedan · · Score: 1

      Its all economics.

      The cost of registering a domain is trivial compared to its potential worth. The cost of researching an idea and filing a patent application is not trivial compared to its potential worth.

      We assume that "pirates" who just sit around doing fundamental research all day hoping to find a patentable idea won't be a big problem. "Pirates" who just sit around registering domains hoping to find a good one are a problem. There's just not enough extortable value per work you have to put into patents.

    4. Re:Legal consistency by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      Let's see now... if I register a domain name with the intent of selling it to someone else instead of using it myself, I'm "cybersquating" and ICANN will forcibly take the domain name aways from me. However, if I register an idea with the intent of selling to someone else instead of using it myself, the US Patent Office will assist me in extorting money out of anyone who wishes to sell a product based on a simular idea? I find this curiously inconsistent.


      It's perfectly consistent.
      Ask yourself which makes more money for the government,
      sales of trademarks or sales of domain names?
      And which makes them more, granting patents or disallowing them?
      It's only inconsistent if you assume the government is acting based on morality and not greed.

      As long as people continue to accept the line that governments
      have the right to own, sell, and regulate ideas and concepts,
      it will continue to sell out to the highest bidder.

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    5. Re:Legal consistency by wfberg · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you patent the business model of "registering foo.com" then foo.com Inc will have to buy a license for your patent! ;-)

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    6. Re:Legal consistency by Artagel · · Score: 1

      A valid patent has to be new, useful, and non-obvious. Therefore, it has to have been a contribution, now made public, of some kind, albeit usually a small advance. Some are big. I bet if someone comes up with a $5 test for SARS, there will be a patent.

      Registering a domain name isn't a contribution of any kind to the human race, it is just taking up space. When was the last time a domain name registration every did other people any good?

    7. Re:Legal consistency by geekoid · · Score: 1

      which is why cybersquatting should be legal, and probably would be if you owned the domain name instead of lisensing it.

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    8. Re:Legal consistency by El · · Score: 1
      Actually, land is an analog only to the domain name, in the sense that if one person is using it, another person is not. It is NOT the same as an idea, where if other people use the idea, my use of the idea is not lessened -- in fact, it may be enhanced. So while your argument would seem to invalid ICANN's decisions, it says nothing about patents.


      Incidentally, if you manage to live on land you don't own for several years without getting kicked off, you are said to have "squatter's rights" to remain on said land. So how come corporations can come along and kick you off your domain several years later?

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    9. Re:Legal consistency by El · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd be perfectly happy to pay the government tens of thousands of dollars to execute certain people that have pissed me off, but apparently the government doesn't want my money. Could it be that greed does not outweigh morality in every case?

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    10. Re:Legal consistency by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd be perfectly happy to pay the government tens of thousands of dollars to execute certain people that have pissed me off, but apparently the government doesn't want my money. Could it be that greed does not outweigh morality in every case?

      Anything's possible, but I think that particular case is just because they put a higher value on their property
      (the people you want killed) than a few paltry tens of thousands.
      Even a minimum wage slave will produce more than that in tax revenues alone.

      If you want government sanctioned murder, than you need to offer millions like big tobacco does

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    11. Re:Legal consistency by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      Beat you, I have already filed a patent for a $5 test for SARS.... actually, my patent is on Test for infection that costs money... but my interpretation is that you are violating my patent just by thinking of a similar idea... However, I would be willing to liscense your idea back to you for an undisclosed sum....

    12. Re:Legal consistency by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      If there is no clear indication how to "make and use" the claimed invention then such claims are invalid as a matter of law, 35 USC 112, first paragraph.

    13. Re:Legal consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the government was found to be accepting money for executions, the government would suddenly be facing a hell of a lot of damage (economic or otherwise), so it could be out of greed that they avoid that kind of thing

    14. Re:Legal consistency by Urkki · · Score: 1
      If somebody invents something 2nd, but still independently, and then is willing to put the effort to use the invention, he should pay somebody who invented it earlier, filed a patent, but never has any intention to use the invention?

      I don't think this is fair either.

    15. Re:Legal consistency by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is fair either.

      I agree it's not very fair, but the alternative is a legal train wreck. Imagine the endless and essentially unprovable battles over whether something was re-invented "independantly".

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    16. Re:Legal consistency by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Well, isn't this solved by a "proof of concept" prototype requirement? Perhaps retroactively, ie if owner of the patent doesn't produce the prototype within 2 years (or something), the patent expires already at that point (as well as any ongoing patent infringement lawsuits on that patent). That kind of practice would effectively stop "desk drawer" patents filed only to try and catch somebody from patent infringement...

    17. Re:Legal consistency by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Well, isn't this solved by a "proof of concept" prototype requirement?

      How? Someone could state they came up with the same invention independantly a month after the first person though of it, or 6 years later. How do you ever prove whether an "independant" re-invention was truely independant or if it was derivative?

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  49. Quick start guide by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1, Redundant

    1. Register patent
    2. ???
    3. Profit

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    1. Re:Quick start guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what exactly do the standard question marks before profit mean exactly? and are you really a crack whore? just curious

    2. Re:Quick start guide by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

      What do they mean? Its a reference to South Park's underpants gnomes. Am I really a crackwhore? No, thats my email address. Any more questions?

      Note to moderators: ITS NOT FUCKING REDUNDANT WHEN THE POST IS THE FIRST OF MANY. MOD DOWN THE REST.

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  50. The early days of an innovation dark age by Sanity · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I am seriously worried that we are seeing the start of an innovation dark-age where true innovation becomes virtually impossible without paying the "patent tax" to the lawyers and IBMs of the world.

    Something similar is already happening in healthcare - doctors cannot afford to do their job while paying the "lawyer tax" to protect themselves against being sued for malpractice. If a powerful lobby like healthcare can't fight the lawyers - what hope do a bunch of geeks have when their beef is even less-easily articulated to the general public?

    The patent system is rapidly achieving the exact opposite of what it is intended to achieve. It is providing strong disincentives to true innovation while lining the pockets of those whose only innovative ideas consist of new ways to exploit the patent system.

    The solution? I propose a non-profit organization to which patents can be donated, which will use those patents to defend anyone sued for infringement of a software patent. email me if you are interested in helping me to make it happen.

    1. Re:The early days of an innovation dark age by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The sucker mentality of the tort-reformer never ceases to amaze me.

      Doctors are supposed to be one of the most well paid professions in existence. This simply begs the question: Why can't doctors afford their own lawyers? Why should anyone need to worry about a "lawyer tax". Doctors should be able to go toe to toe with lawyers when it comes to costs.

      If that is not indeed the case, twits like you should first be asking why it is that Doctors can't just defend themselves.

      What artificial constraint is forcing doctors to pay heinous premiums to insurance companies? Why can't they afford their own direct defense? If there isn't a formal review mechanism for claims, why is that?

      If you want to know why Doctors are REALLY being run out of business, take a look at your own insurance statements.

      You're too stupid screaming "kill all the lawyers" to notice the cartel behaivor of insurance companies.

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    2. Re:The early days of an innovation dark age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ah yes -- the worst form ignorance is the angry rant of a belligerent moron.

      Doctors don't have malpractice insurance just so they can afford lawyers -- they have it so they can afford million dollar judgements against them. Hot coffee juries are the ones driving up insurance prices.

    3. Re:The early days of an innovation dark age by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Any doctor that manages to get such a judgement levied against them simply doesn't belong in the profession. The idea that Doctors should be able to survive such a verdict is simply assinine.

      My belligerence is certainly justified. While doctors are being victimized from both directions by insurance companies, idiots like you continue to deflect attention from the real perptrators in this matter.

      You also seek to eliminate professional responsibility in an area where the stakes include "living out your life in a pain amplifier".

      The last multi-million med-mal verdict in my state was the direct result of an unnecessary procedure being performed. Those kind of shenanignans certainly merit puting one doctor out of business permanently and encouraging the rest to keep their own house in order.

      Instead of excusing doctors, why not bring up the possibility of better professional oversight?

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      Also, your blather conveniently ignores the fact that multi-million judgements don't just come out of thin air.

      The McDonald's judgement is a great example of how people like you hide from facts that are inconvenient.

      1) Any multi-million dollar judgement means that some jury had to be convinced that some nasty shit was going on.

      2) New Mexico law allows for judgements against parties that are less than 50% liable.

      3) McDonalds did infact act contrary to industry standard in the matter in question.

      4) McDonalds actively suppressed the fact that others were getting seriously injured by their coffee.

      Juries don't simply pull their verdicts out of their collective asses. You're mighty arrogant to presume to second guess those that actually sat through all of the evidence.

      Tort suits aren't simply a playground for the initiating litigator. While it's certainly possible to have a jury box filled with people such as yourself, the process is constructed to offer some degree of balance.

      Based on your mentality, we might as well stop all product liability suits as well as all criminal prosecution while we're at it.

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    4. Re:The early days of an innovation dark age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this seems to be a violation of the U.S. Constitution, which grants the power to issue patents only for the purpose of furthering the inventive arts, not for the purpose of hindering the inventive arts. Since the patent system has become pathological, Congress should be required by the Constitution to reform the process, most especially by revolking both concept patents and business process patents, and by creating a review process in which patent holders are required to show some effort to develop their inventions if they are to hold their claim to exclusive rights. This process, similar to the one in which claimholders on the mineral rights to public lands are required to do actual prospecting work each year to retain their claims (or else lose their claims), would go a long way toward making blocking patents and preemptive patents impractical. In fact, both blocking and preemptive patents violate the letter of the Constitutional grant of the patent power to the U.S. Government.

  51. This is an appropriate use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is stupid. Of course you use patents to do this--this is how Mr. Inventor in his basement develops an idea, spending years to do so, and then gets the idea into production.

    It is completely impractical to start a company to pursue every individual patent, particuarly when there are already companies in existance that can do so simply by purchasing the R&D time from the inventor.

    How is that different from the company spending money on R&D in the first place? The only difference is that the creator (inventor) has control over the patent from the get-go, rather than the company (if it performed the R&D, it would own the patent outright).

    Jim

    1. Re:This is an appropriate use by psykocrime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are two problems here....

      1. These guys are patenting trivial, obvious shit that absolutely does NOT deserve a patent... and if the patent examiners had any modicum of technical competency, most of this shit would get rejected.

      and

      2. It costs so much to file a patent now, that it's damn near impossible for a private inventor to patent anything, unless he / she is already independently wealthy.

      The idea of patents has (had?) some merit, but abuses like this make me think we should just scrap the entire idea of patents, and have an IP free-for-all... put all the existing patents in the public domain, and quit issuing new ones, permanently.

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    2. Re:This is an appropriate use by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      you can file a provisional patent for about $100. It's only good for a year, but your protected the same as if you had a patent. Gives you some time to go get money from people to build or license your idea.

      When you have the cash, you can file for a regular patent, and the effective date is the date you filed for the provisional patent.

      heres a link for info: link

    3. Re:This is an appropriate use by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      That's cool. I never knew about the provisional patent before.... Sounds like the patent office actually did something halfway intelligent for a change.

      I looked into filing a patent earlier this year, and it looks like the minimum cost to file a regular patent is around $700.00, IIRC... hence my statement above, about patents being too damn expensive.

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  52. I have a good idea for patents by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    If I could patent "first post" or "In soviet Russia ..." or "1. ... 2. ??? 3. Profit!", then I could make millions off of Anonymous Cowards in no time.

    1. Re:I have a good idea for patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the creater of South Park might see you in court.

  53. Stop it! by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

    I do not believe that patents promote science and the useful arts.

    I propose we put a 10 year moratorium on filing patents.

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  54. Why are we so surprised!?! by cenonce · · Score: 1

    There will always be people who abuse things. It is just ashame that a lot of them do it under the auspices of "the law".

    Top "abuse" topics on /. are:

    1. The RIAA abusing the DMCA
    2. A person or company patenting something painfully obvious (such as One-Click).
    3. Microsoft's convulated and expensive licensing scheme for Winblows

    Let's add to this list the number of cybersquatters who register a domain name that is close to a famous trademark or brand name (such as goggle.com) and then dump fifteen cookies into the person's computer.

    I'm sure I've missed about a half-dozen others...

    A forum like Slashdot is great for bringing these stories to light, but, at some point, we all need to stop posting about them and start doing something about them. I'd like to see some sort of organized effort to do something... perhaps a collective Slashdot readers' donation to the EFF or EPIC...

  55. patents are more political than scientific by Brigadier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm an aspiring inventor. I've thought up some fairly useful ideas some having a market share so large the potential is inconceivable. However I have enough of a hard time taking care of my family much less hiring a patent lawyer. I've taken advice from everyone in the book including several /. articles in the past. So it really infuriates me to see people abusing the system. The idea that someone can patent a hypothetical concept infuriates me. I say if you do not have the technical capability to show a working model of sound theory in detail there should be no patent award. I remember doing research on patents done in the 17 hundreds and was impressed with how many models, and drawings there are. On the flip side I recently saw the patent for the guy who claims he invented online auctions. The patents basically stated a system to use computers to manage a bidding process. Thatâ(TM)s it. I say if you cant' at least come up with a flowchart showing the details of your concept you should not waist peoples type making the patent office a glutinous waste of paper.

    1. Re:patents are more political than scientific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an aspiring inventor. I've thought up some fairly useful ideas some having a market share so large the potential is inconceivable. However I have enough of a hard time taking care of my family much less hiring a patent lawyer.

      I'm sorry about that, but it takes money to start a business from scratch. You'll have to borrow or sell part of your idea to someone else. There's nothing specific to patents here.

      The idea that someone can patent a hypothetical concept infuriates me. I say if you do not have the technical capability to show a working model of sound theory in detail there should be no patent award.

      Why do I need a working model? A patent has to give enough information to produce a working model, that's all. If a patent doesn't give enough information to reduce an idea to practice, then it's not a valid patent.

      Use your head before requiring working models, idiot. I have some patents related to the production of toxic industrial chemicals on the large scale. Do I have to give a working chemical plant to the patent office? It costs several million to build the plant, and it's a BIG plant.

      The US patent office used to require working models, and yes, they're cute, but that's all.

    2. Re:patents are more political than scientific by Brigadier · · Score: 1


      model as in a concept. not a physical model. ie if you're submitting an idea for say a clock for a patent you cant' just say. a device that tells time. you should have a model/concept/theory that shows how that device will tell time. and yes I believe it should be technically sound.

    3. Re:patents are more political than scientific by geekoid · · Score: 1

      BUt something are too expensive for the inventor to build. Also, you can patent a modified patentable item, which becomes difficult and expensive to patent. That would lead to ONLY people with money being able to patent inventions.

      There are things you can do to protect yourself so you can get your idea out. I suggext you go to the patent web site, last time I checked, it was only a few hundred dollars to apply for a patent. I also believe if it fails, you can make a modification and resubmit, up to 2 times at no, or reasonably cheap, fee.
      A patent lawyer buys you a good patent search, and usually they can tell you which patent it conflicts with if it is rejected.
      With the online system, you can do a lot of research yourself. Yes it is time consuming, and sometimes a couple of hundred bucks is hard to come by. But if you can step aside, and think about your product from other views, and still think its worth money, then perhaps you can find the time to do research, and get a job delivering pizza for a month. You said you have children, isn't it worth a month of pizza delivery to be able to provide a better life for them?

      I am not preaching, just trying to give helpfull advice. I have a couple of kids, and I invent. I know how hard it can be to mentally overcome obsticles.

      Peace, and good luck.

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    4. Re:patents are more political than scientific by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      The guy with the auction patent DID use it... for trading baseball cards in the early nineties (if I recall correctly).

      Also... how many individual inventors have the cash available to do anything hi-tech? Say you have the education and insight to develop a revolutionary new process for processor design.. do you have the funds to build a prototype? Say a couple hundred thousand just for materials?

      Theoretically it all works, simulation shows it works... so you patent it and then bring it to a big chip fab company and tell them you will license exclusively to them if they help you prototype it and test it.

      Maybe no one wants to do it near term... should you lose your patent? No. 5 years later tech has changed, limits have been reached and your patent is starting to look a whole lot more interesting.

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    5. Re:patents are more political than scientific by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      a lot of those details are left out of most patent specifications because the patents are written so that "one skilled in the art" would be able to read the specification and then know how to implement it to create the invention.

      The patent application only needs to cover the specific implementation of the claimed invention, not all of the other details. If one did not do that, patent applications/published patents would often be hundreds/thousands of pages long. Think of what a new processor feature patent would look like if every gate within the processor was drawn out!

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    6. Re:patents are more political than scientific by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Well, if your hypothetical application claims "a device that tells time" then I, the patent examiner just cites, say, one of those old church clocks from the second previous millenium....bingo! 35 USC 102 rejection. If time is a new concept, but you haven't described it so that one of ordinary skill in this art, or any art which is deemed closest to it, could not make and or use it, then it is rejected under

      35 USC 112, first paragraph (inadequate disclosure)

    7. Re:patents are more political than scientific by Alsee · · Score: 1

      BUt something are too expensive for the inventor to build.

      Re-read his post more carefully. He did not say you had to build it. He said you had to have a detailed verbal "model".

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  56. Thinking is Hard Work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think most posters are missing the point of patents be a claim on intellectual property.

    I like slashdot, but when I see tirades about copyrights or other intellectual property should be free I realize most of these posters haven't yet realized that this is the most important emerging area of ownership.

    To say I could've thought of that or something like, misses the boat and that the credit goes to the swift and in this case the thorough and with enough forsight to claim credit for their ideas.

    I'm sure someone will soon post that many of our great inventors who held many patents did just that and claimed rights to nothing but the idea.

    1. Re:Thinking is Hard Work! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The point of intellectual property is to encourage creativity. Mindless conjecture does nothing to further this goal. Unless you have a prototype, or enough information to allow someone else to build a prototype, the patent office is simply printing free money for you.

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  57. Text in case of slashdotting (non-whore AC post) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Inventors patent ideas to pre-empt their rivals
    Companies then must buy rights to the devices


    Benjamin Pimentel, Chronicle Staff Writer Monday, June 9, 2003
    Click to View

    Dennis Fernandez has come up with an idea for TV sets with built-in cameras and small screens that would let viewers talk to one another while watching a show.

    "Let's say we're both watching a 49ers game," said the 42-year old Menlo Park attorney. "You and I will show up in this bubble picture. You'll have a head shot, and I'll have a head shot, and we're talking to each other during the game. It's as if you and I are in a virtual chat room watching the same broadcast event."

    Fernandez has every intention of actually building such a device. He says the idea was his -- even though he has no certificate from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to prove it.

    If he decides to build a product based on the idea, he might have to buy the patent, pay a licensing fee or face the patent owner in court.

    It's part of a legal tactic called "intellectual property" in which businesses or individual entrepreneurs use patents as tools to build new products, not as legal roadblocks or bargaining chips against competitors or corporate giants.

    Some legal experts, including those representing big corporations, are skeptical of this approach, which they say is impractical because of the enormous leverage that patent litigation affords.

    Still, the tactic underscores the growing importance of patents as a competitive weapon in the technology industry, as demonstrated by the recent $35 million judgment in favor of a Virginia inventor who sued EBay for alleged patent infringement. Inventor Tom Woolston accused the San Jose online auction operator of using programs he developed for processing certain sales.

    Typically, patent attorneys help companies patent technologies to protect them from rivals. Fernandez, who is also an electrical engineer and inventor, and other Silicon Valley attorneys are taking a more aggressive approach: They discourage clients from analyzing their rivals' technology and trying to obtain patents to make it harder for them to move forward.

    "It's less valuable to have a patent that covers your competitor's products (rather) than your products," Fernandez, founding partner of Fernandez & Associates in Menlo Park.

    Peter Eng, a senior associate at Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati, a Palo Alto law firm, said that while most patent attorneys would simply cover what a client is working on, "those with foresight think ahead and predict where others may or may not go."

    THE BRICK WALL

    John Ferrell, founding partner of Carr & Ferrell in Palo Alto, likened a patent portfolio to a brick wall.

    "What I advise my clients to do is to analyze their competitors' road maps, " he said. "Successful companies become successful by spending time thinking about competitors and avoiding the competitor's recognized intellectual property rights."

    He cited the standards of Wi-Fi (wireless fidelity) technology, in which transmission speeds have been rapidly advancing during the past three years from 11 megabits per second in 1999 to more than 50. Wireless firms expect the standard to reach more than 100 megabits per second soon.

    "There will be technical challenges, so one way we might use our patent portfolio is we might sit down with our smart guys to figure out what we need to do," Ferrell said.

    The company can then apply for patents on it's own inventions. An applicant must prove to a patent examiner in written statements and with drawings and diagrams that the invention is novel and original. But the applicant doesn't have to come up with a prototype.

    "You don't have to build it," Ferrell said. "You just have to conceive it. By filing a couple of patents, you essentially have protected your idea. Anybody who wants to go from G to X has to get through your toll road."

    Fernandez said that because his

  58. This is what patents are for by Brett+Glass · · Score: 1

    The article misses the point: The reason patents exist is to create incentives for inventors to publish their ideas. Yes, they may be implemented by someone else. So? Very few big tasks are accomplished alone, but without the germ of an idea, they'll never get started.

    1. Re:This is what patents are for by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No, patents exist to create incentive for inventors to publish INVENTIONS not wild unproven ideas that just as easily could have come from the sci-fi rack at Waldenbooks.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  59. Invention vs. Destruction by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Still, the tactic underscores the growing importance of patents as a competitive weapon in the technology industry

    I was under the impression the technology industry was about innovation to improve humanity, not clog up the legal system with "I thought of this first, even though I have no intentions of doing anything with it." I was also under the impression patents were designed to protect, not attack.

    Silly me.

    Sounds to me like this tactic is a weapon to make Joe Thinksalot rich overnight, while at the same time stiffling innovation by limiting potential advancements to Megacorps who can flip the bill for pre-ordained patents.

    At the same time, why don't I put a patent on an idea to make cars float. I'll call it a "hovercraft." Fifteen years down the road, when Developer comes up with the technical specs of how to do it, I get a pay check for having thought of the idea "first."

    1. Re:Invention vs. Destruction by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I should patent everything that they show on sci-fi movies and shows.

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  60. Amen by BoomerSooner · · Score: 0, Troll

    People are fuckwads. Welcome to the world, nice of you to catch up.

    How do you think the republican party gets votes? They appeal to fuckwads. How else would someone vote for a person who has the intention of bankrupting the government while attacking sovereign countries? People are fuckwads. (for some reason my spellchecker suggested duckwads! lol)

    1. Re:Amen by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      How do you think the republican party gets votes? They appeal to fuckwads.

      As opposed to the Democratic Party, which spends more time pandering to left-wing nuts like Al Sharpton and Kate Michelman than actually doing something to prevent the frutier aspects GOP agenda from being made law? Get a grip on reality: no major political party gets ahead by standing on principle. If the Democrats had any backbone whatsoever, they'd have ditched the loathesome Terry McAuliffe a while ago. That their agenda is (to you and me, at least) usually more sensible than the Republicans' does not diminish the fact that they're a pathetic bunch of career politicians more concerned with their jobs than with the future of America.

    2. Re:Amen by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      How do you think the republican party gets votes?
      The democrats appeal to fuckwads too, you know. It's just that there aren't as many left-wing fuckwads around, because FOX "News", Rush Limblimp, etc. have been minting right-wing fuckwads at such an impressive rate lately.

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    3. Re:Amen by rifter · · Score: 1

      Crime, Terrorism, and Warfare tend to breed right-wing behaviour. If people feel threatened with war, they will naturally crave more security (and a bigger defense budget). If people feel their lives and property are threatened by criminals, they wil naturally crave more stringent police action. If immigrants start flying planes they were taught to fly on student visas obtained over the internet into buildings, the people will naturally crave a curb to immigration.

      In such a climate, ideas like fencing off the country from the world, blowing up anyone that looks sideways at us, and locking away (or killing) "those responsible" become very popular ideas and ideas like relaxed immigration laws, more rehabilitation in prison systems (read usually as making things easier on inmates), and making peace with everyone become less popular. It does not help when the politicians in power (and the media) encourage the idea that "liberal" ideas are inherently detrimental to security.

    4. Re:Amen by rifter · · Score: 1

      Both parties seem to act in similar ways. Essentially if they are the minority party they:

      1) let the other party pass a bunch of extremist laws

      2) ???

      3) Profit!

      Then once the public reacts by putting the once-minority party back in the majority, that party becomes the one passing extremist laws, then it goes round and round.

      The one thing both parties seem to agree on (with their actions, not their words) is that the average american has too much money and freedom, and they should take action to correct this problem. That and increasing their power/immunity to consequences for their actions have been their primary goals for far too long.

  61. In other news...Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes by otherones · · Score: 1, Funny

    Aritcle Here

    REDMOND, WAâ"In what CEO Bill Gates called "an unfortunate but necessary step to protect our intellectual property from theft and exploitation by competitors," the Microsoft Corporation patented the numbers one and zero Monday.

    Above: At a press conference beamed live to Microsoft shareholders around the globe, Bill Gates announces the company's patenting of the binary system.
    With the patent, Microsoft's rivals are prohibited from manufacturing or selling products containing zeroes and onesâ"the mathematical building blocks of all computer languages and programsâ"unless a royalty fee of 10 cents per digit used is paid to the software giant.

    "Microsoft has been using the binary system of ones and zeroes ever since its inception in 1975," Gates told reporters. "For years, in the interest of the overall health of the computer industry, we permitted the free and unfettered use of our proprietary numeric systems. However, changing marketplace conditions and the increasingly predatory practices of certain competitors now leave us with no choice but to seek compensation for the use of our numerals."

    A number of major Silicon Valley players, including Apple Computer, Netscape and Sun Microsystems, said they will challenge the Microsoft patent as monopolistic and anti-competitive, claiming that the 10-cent-per-digit licensing fee would bankrupt them instantly.

    "While, technically, Java is a complex system of algorithms used to create a platform-independent programming environment, it is, at its core, just a string of trillions of ones and zeroes," said Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy, whose company created the Java programming environment used in many Internet applications. "The licensing fees we'd have to pay Microsoft every day would be approximately 327,000 times the total net worth of this company."

    "If this patent holds up in federal court, Apple will have no choice but to convert to analog," said Apple interim CEO Steve Jobs, "and I have serious doubts whether this company would be able to remain competitive selling pedal-operated computers running software off vinyl LPs."

    As a result of the Microsoft patent, many other companies have begun radically revising their product lines: Database manufacturer Oracle has embarked on a crash program to develop "an abacus for the next millennium." Novell, whose communications and networking systems are also subject to Microsoft licensing fees, is working with top animal trainers on a chimpanzee-based message-transmission system. Hewlett-Packard is developing a revolutionary new steam-powered printer.

    Despite the swarm of protest, Gates is standing his ground, maintaining that ones and zeroes are the undisputed property of Microsoft.

    Above: Gates explains the new patent to Apple Computer's board of directors.
    "We will vigorously enforce our patents of these numbers, as they are legally ours," Gates said. "Among Microsoft's vast historical archives are Sanskrit cuneiform tablets from 1800 B.C. clearly showing ones and a symbol known as 'sunya,' or nothing. We also own: papyrus scrolls written by Pythagoras himself in which he explains the idea of singular notation, or 'one'; early tracts by Mohammed ibn Musa al Kwarizimi explaining the concept of al-sifr, or 'the cipher'; original mathematical manuscripts by Heisenberg, Einstein and Planck; and a signed first-edition copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's Being And Nothingness. Should the need arise, Microsoft will have no difficulty proving to the Justice Department or anyone else that we own the rights to these numbers."

    Added Gates: "My salary also has lots of zeroes. I'm the richest man in the world."

    According to experts, the full ramifications of Microsoft's patenting of one and zero have yet to be realized.

    "Because all integers and natural numbers derive from one and zero, Microsoft may, by extension, lay claim to ownership of all mathemat

  62. article text in clase of /. fx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inventors patent ideas to pre-empt their rivals Companies then must buy rights to the devices

    Dennis Fernandez has come up with an idea for TV sets with built-in cameras and small screens that would let viewers talk to one another while watching a show.

    "Let's say we're both watching a 49ers game," said the 42-year old Menlo Park attorney. "You and I will show up in this bubble picture. You'll have a head shot, and I'll have a head shot, and we're talking to each other during the game. It's as if you and I are in a virtual chat room watching the same broadcast event."

    Fernandez has no intention of actually building such a device. But the idea is his -- and he has a certificate from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to prove it.

    If a company decides to build a product based on his idea, it might have to buy the patent from him, pay him a licensing fee or face him in court.

    It's part of a legal tactic called "offensive blocking patents" in which businesses or individual entrepreneurs use patents not so much as tools to build new products, but as legal roadblocks or bargaining chips against competitors or corporate giants.

    Some legal experts, including those representing big corporations, are skeptical of this approach, which they say is impractical because of the enormous costs associated with inventions and patents.

    Still, the tactic underscores the growing importance of patents as a competitive weapon in the technology industry, as demonstrated by the recent $35 million judgment in favor of a Virginia inventor who sued EBay for alleged patent infringement. Inventor Tom Woolston accused the San Jose online auction operator of using programs he developed for processing certain sales.

    Typically, patent attorneys help companies patent technologies to protect them from rivals. Fernandez, who is also an electrical engineer and inventor, and other Silicon Valley attorneys are taking a more aggressive approach: They help clients analyze their rivals' technology and then try to obtain patents to make it harder for them to move forward.

    "It's a more valuable patent that covers your competitor's products (rather) than your products," Fernandez, founding partner of Fernandez & Associates in Menlo Park.

    Peter Eng, a senior associate at Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati, a Palo Alto law firm, said that while most patent attorneys would simply cover what a client is working on, "those with foresight think ahead and predict where others may or may not go."

    THE BRICK WALL

    John Ferrell, founding partner of Carr & Ferrell in Palo Alto, likened a patent portfolio to a brick wall.

    "What I advise my clients to do is to analyze their competitors' road maps, " he said. "Successful companies become successful by spending time thinking about competitors and reacting to competitors proactively."

    He cited the standards of Wi-Fi (wireless fidelity) technology, in which transmission speeds have been rapidly advancing during the past three years from 11 megabits per second in 1999 to more than 50. Wireless firms expect the standard to reach more than 100 megabits per second soon.

    "There will be technical challenges, so one way we might use our patent portfolio offensively is we might sit down with our smart guys to figure out what we need to do," Ferrell said.

    The company can then apply for patents on those inventions. An applicant must prove to a patent examiner in written statements and with drawings and diagrams that the invention is novel and original. But the applicant doesn't have to come up with a prototype.

    "You don't have to build it," Ferrell said. "You just have to conceive it. By filing a couple of patents, you essentially have co-opted the standards road map. Anybody who wants to go from G to X has to get through your toll road."

    Fernandez said that because his clients and their competitors talk to the same customers, "you know what holes need to be plugged, and you plug it

  63. Re:how to become a patient millionaire by branchstudios · · Score: 1

    okay, IANAL,but just for amusement here's an idea.

    Get some sci-fi writers involved, to sue the patent holders for copyright infringement, as most of these "blocking patents" are stolen directly from the science fiction films and books of the past decades. There's prior art for you.

  64. Re:how to become a patient millionaire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have to point out the joke for the dumb americans

  65. Talk about destroying inovation!! by d3faultus3r · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Now you can't design something without worrying that another company will hear of its existence and patent it with no intention of developing it.

    Whatever claims people had that the current copyright and patent system work are refuted by this.

    Companies could make their entire business collecting royalties from patents they will never use. The company would never need to produce a product to profit, relying instead on revenues from lawsuits and royalties. The company would probably only consist of Marketing and legal departments with a few inventors to make it look vaguely legitimate.

    Oddly enough, this report focused on small companies doing this. I would think that large companies with powerful market research divisions and possibly knowledge of industrial espionage would benefit more from this than a small corporation.


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    1. Re:Talk about destroying inovation!! by Artagel · · Score: 1

      Well, did Xeroc PARC ever actually benefit from all of its development? Apart from the Unistroke patent lawsuit, it seems to me that they've missed just about every boat they designed.

    2. Re:Talk about destroying inovation!! by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      You mean companies like Rambus and SCO?

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    3. Re:Talk about destroying inovation!! by Arioch+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

      Now you can't design something without worrying that another company will hear of its existence and patent it with no intention of developing it.

      Actually, secrecy has always been important if you want to patent something. You're invention has to be new in the sense that it is not known by the rest of the world. You don't just have to worry about the competition patenting your invention but you must make sure the invention is kept secret or the "novelty" is destroied.

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  66. My Top 10 Patents by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here are some of the patents I have decided to file:

    10. Time Travel. I've registered any method of moving through time. This includes moving into the future at the regular pace. If I have to sue, Johnny Cochrane will have a slogan for the courtroom: "If you live another day, then us you will have to pay".

    9. Death. I should be able to collect through the funeral parlors on this one. Cochran zez: "If into the coffin you fall it will come from your wallet"

    8. Space Travel. If I see you step one foot past Jupiter, buster, you're going to pay.

    7. A patent on the drink dispension technique of spilling hot coffee on your own lap. I'll sue that lady who sued McDonald's.

    6. The Internet itself. Al Gore may have invented it, but I'm the one who patents it.

    5. Pop-up ads. I'll charge those who do this without permission so much they will never do it again.

    4. I've patented the monopoly. Not only does Milton-Bradley owe me money, so does Microsoft, Cisco, etc etc etc.

    3. I've patented "Item # 3"

    2. Top 10 Lists. Letterman, you will get a letter from my attorney, man.

    1. The Knife-Spoon-Fork icon. If you use such an icon anywhere, such as a News for Nerds site, you need to pay me.

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    1. Re:My Top 10 Patents by seangw · · Score: 3, Funny

      0. I've patented patenting.

    2. Re:My Top 10 Patents by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Here are some of the patents I have decided to file: [10 examples of things with prior art]

      Patents aren't supposed to allow you to claim invention of something for which there is demonstrable prior art. Counter-examples of this illustrate flaws in the implementation not the design.

    3. Re:My Top 10 Patents by stevey · · Score: 1

      "Patenting Patents .. Priceless .."

    4. Re:My Top 10 Patents by quantaman · · Score: 1


      10. Time Travel. I've registered any method of moving through time.


      Just wait I'll go back in time before you patent it then sure you out of existence for patent infringement! Hrm on that note I better patent going back in time to steal a patent too... And maybe "waiting" may not be applicable... I better make sure no one steals my patent...

      Damm paradox I'm getting confused!

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    5. Re:My Top 10 Patents by eddie+can+read · · Score: 1

      I've patented patenting

      Too late. Too much prior art.

    6. Re:My Top 10 Patents by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      Death

      Sorry. Too much prior art by the fine folks over at the Warfare, Disease, Hate and Darwin Award departments.

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    7. Re:My Top 10 Patents by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Every time there is an article about patents, somebody posts his "clever" idea of patenting patents, and every time, he gets modded to +5. When will the maddness ever end?

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    8. Re:My Top 10 Patents by sker · · Score: 1

      When will the maddness ever end?

      As soon as someone patents meta-patents. ...

      Ooh. Me!

      (and meta-meta-patents - also mine!)

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  67. Re:The solution is ... by azzy · · Score: 1

    There are like these rooms.. real rooms.. for people to chat in.. they're called chat rooms.. no need to call them real chat rooms.. as if there's any other type... fucking idiot...

  68. pay up by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


    I own a patent on "posting the same old lame 'I patented the concept of patents' comments and so forth on a computer-based discussion forum". You all have to pay me a $100 license fee or immediately cease and desist your slashdot postings.

  69. Nope, I don't by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Isn't something just wrong with the very concept of people really doing nothing but thinking up of obscure concepts or ideas and getting money off of them when an individual or company, with genuine intent to create a working product, wants to create a product that happens to be covered by their patent?

    That's why they call it "Intellectual" Property. And it's not too obscure if a company ultimately finds value in it.

    Companies who wish to legitimately market a product would have to verify that it does not violate an existing patent, and then have to pay royalties if it already is a patent. Smaller companies and individuals who have that legit intent would probably not have enough capital to pay the royalties. This practice damages the IP marketplace more than anything else.

    Yep, that's right. Then they should have thought of it first. And for what it's worth, it'll play out kind of the reverse - the chances are much better that a small company will have the capital to file a patent but not ramp up to production. If anything, offensive patents allow the "little man" to play the IP game. It's only the big companies that have the capital to do both, generally. So if an individual without a lot of cash has an idea, he generally has two options: 1) forget about it, or 2) sell it.

    A patent is useless and counterproductive to the good of capitalism if no product comes out of it. This is just like cybersquatting, where people just register seemingly random DNS names just so large companies can buy them later. This was made illegal. Take that for precedent if anything is to be done about this.

    Completely different - a patent requires (or should) a great deal more innovation than making up a URL. People should be rewarded for ideas. And this can be good even for those who eventually produce the product, as the patent serves as a great way to publicize an idea, making it more likely to get done. Naturally, this depends on the "nonobvious" nature, but if patents are awarded as they should, then even offensive patents benefit everybody. Any product with value gets made, the person who thought of it gets compensated justly, and the product likely gets to market sooner through the advertising nature of the patent registry system. The patent helps the inventor and a potential manufacturer find each other.

    But the main thing here is that offensive patents help people with little cash the most.

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    1. Re:Nope, I don't by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      But the main thing here is that offensive patents help people with little cash the most.

      Read the article. It states that getting a patent normally takes from $8000 to $15000. People with "little cash" can't invest that much in lottery tickets.

      If an impoverished man genuinely invents something useful, he should be protected. $8000 in fees won't help there.

      but if patents are awarded as they should, then even offensive patents benefit everybody

      The very concept of "offensive patents", as described in the article, depends on the fact that patents are awarded much too broadly. You can patent something which you have no idea how to make yourself- you just have to gamble that someone will decide to try building a kind of product in the next two decades, so you can slam him for royalties. No technical knowledge is required- just look at Dennis Fernandez. Do you think he knows anything about television, video cameras, or the elaborate data networks and software that would be required to make TV watching a communal experience?

      I doubt it. There's a lot of hard engineering work there, which he has no ablilty to pursue. But if someone does succeed at that challenging work, and further survives the marketing risk of actually finding customers for the service, then he'll be ready to sue the real trailblazers as soon as they finally get a revenue stream.

      The supposely "original idea" he came up with was painfully obvious even back when Star Trek first aired. Thousands of people have probably thought of the same concept, but they didn't productize it because the technical barriers were too large. And they didn't patent it because they weren't greedy opportunists.

      A patent is useless and counterproductive to the good of capitalism if no product comes out of it.

      The patents as described in the article are either irrelevant to the creation of products, or an impairment. These patents certainly contribute nothing to creating products, but they impose a "rent" that might stop a commodity from being profitably sold. Offensive patents are a snare you lay to catch someone smarter- it takes more intelligence to create a good invention than to recognize when someone else is working on one.

      the chances are much better that a small company will have the capital to file a patent but not ramp up to production

      Arguments on the general truth of that statement are possible, but there's one area where it is most clearly wrong: software patents.

      With software, there is no production to "ramp up"- the per-unit costs to sell software are neglible compared to any other industry. Yet to acquire software patents requires a stable of $140,000 lawyers to do the filing and searching (and to eventually sit in court defending claims that should've been invalid from the start).

  70. Free Idea by e1618978 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here is an idea I had about 20 years ago, feel free to patent it and make a bunch of money: A digital cell phone with built in 128-bit (or whatever) public key encription. If you call a regular phone, it will not encode the voice stream, but if you call another encripted cell phone, then a the phones would exchange encripting keys and voice data would be encripted/decripted by the phones. sell them to drug dealers, or whatever.

  71. whore by Rumagent · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "You don't have to build it," Ferrell said. "You just have to conceive it. By filing a couple of patents, you essentially have co-opted the standards road map. Anybody who wants to go from G to X has to get through your toll road."

    This waste of egg and sperm should be hogtied and sodomized with a hardcover edition of the law he is so fond of exploiting.

    And to think that the EU is working to adopt a more US-like patent system:( The only thing more lame than these pricks are the politicians who are trying to get this mess into Europe.

    ahh... it felt good to rage a little... won't do any good, but still...

  72. Bleh. by pmz · · Score: 1

    How many patents could a patent millionaire patent if patenting patentable patents were patentable? The patently patentable answer to this patently stupid question is patented under patent 1,234,567 and any violations of this patent's patented licensing patent will be punished to the fullest extent of the law (patent pending).

  73. Re:jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is: A jury is made of 12 people of average intelligence. Such people are not always capable of detecting bogus patents.

    We would have less legal problems in this country if they only allowed the top 2% (130+ IQ) to participate in jury duty (and paid them at least $400/day for their time).

  74. Re:The solution is ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    There are like these rooms.. real rooms.. for people to chat in.. they're called chat rooms.. no need to call them real chat rooms.. as if there's any other type... fucking idiot...</quote>

    definition of chat room from dictionary.com ... or for those too lazy to click ...

    A site on a computer network where online conversations are held in real time by a number of users.

    Sorry, you lose.

  75. Two stage patent process by cprincipe · · Score: 1

    What if there were a two-stage patent process?

    1. You are obviously working on something, or have a concept that you're trying to shop around. This patent expires relatively quickly, 18-24 months. (Kind of like a conditional patent).

    2. You move the item (product or service) towards financial reality, either by producing the product or offering the service. Once this step is complete (or about to be completed) you are granted the full patent. Fail to develop the concept you patented, and it becomes Fair Use.

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    1. Re:Two stage patent process by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      As said eariler, many products you will NEVER be able to develop without a load of money. Basically they require a large corporation to develop the product. When you have such a product, are you willing to pray that the large corporation agrees to buy your patent and develop it before those 24 months run out?

      Sure, such large corporations will understand, and rush throught the procedure to give you the money instead of waiting those 2 years and not paying you a cent.

      Also, it can easily take 2 years to develop a new product.

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    2. Re:Two stage patent process by WPIDalamar · · Score: 1

      Ever hear the term patent-pending? It's cheap & easy to file something along the lines of "I intend to file a patent on X" ...

    3. Re:Two stage patent process by spitzak · · Score: 1

      If nobody buys the patent then it should become public domain. Thus the company that waits will lose the ability to be the exclusive manufacturer of the patented device. So if the patent really has any value the company will buy it.

      If the product takes 2 years to develop then there just has to be proof that a company has paid for rights to the patent and is also investing a reasonable amount of money into developing and marketing the device.

    4. Re:Two stage patent process by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Nope, sorry, but that is a bunch of bull crap. In the real world more often than not a Major company would rather SUPRESS a new patent that buy it. Have you read ANYTHING about how corporations work???

      Someone comes up with an idea that could improve the rate of oil production from an oil well by 1%. Would anyone buy it? or would the big oil companies decide not to buy it and 2 years later all start using it for free?

      Now remember, it is expensive and unproven. It is in fact just an idea that somebody came up with. If you buy it you will have to spend a TON of money making the prototype and testing it and there exists the possibility that it will not work as planned. Once you do, your potential payoff is only a 1% increase in effeciency. While that is millions of dollars, you are exxon and therefore will not affect your bottom line at all. It will not even effect it if your competition gets the idea and you do not. But the idea is still worth millions of dollars.

      And that assumes that there is MORE than one company in that field. If you were talking about something that is a limited field, say production of the Smallpox vaccine that is entirely done by one major company, then that one company has NO incentive to purchase ANY patents. Let them expire and they get them for free.

      your idea works fine and is a very good one, as long as you assume that the major corporations are run by ethical, morale people But if we could assume that, then we would not need the patent laws in the first place.

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  76. Allright, enough already. by LePrince · · Score: 1
    I patent the process of filing a patent for a patent of filing a process for a patent of filing a process for a patent of wanting to file a process for a patent of trying to be filing a process for a patent of filing a process for a patent of filing a process for a patent of filing a process for a patent of filing a process for a patent of filing a process for a patent of filing a process ...

    We got it. Damn... That one's getting old. My grandma made that joke on Slashdot in 1843.

  77. Ouch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I notice he doesn't say anything good about *pple!

  78. My wife just fought with this problem.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My wife came up with an idea a while back for a product, and we're still trying to get a prototype built. When we went to do an online patent search, we discovered at least 8 or 9 potentially troublesome patents already in place for similar devices to ours. Upon closer inspection though, they all appeared to be filed by people who never sold a product based on any of them. In most of the cases, it looked like they were written up by other people like us, trying to piece something together from parts lying around the house. (One guy described how his unit functioned using such things as an aquarium water pump and a tire inner-tube, for example.)

    I can understand why the people wanted to patent their ideas, but as others pointed out - it seems like these unimplemented patents should automatically expire after a period of time. (Perhaps 2 years is enough of a time-frame to say "Show evidence of progress, or the patent gets removed."?)

    As it stands now, all of these existing patents place artifical limits on the ways we can opt to accomplish specific goals inside our final product. I'd prefer not to disclose exactly what we're trying to do, but just for example - if we want to heat and distill some water in our product, we might have to use a peltier device instead of a heating coil. Even if the heating coil is the superior solutuon, it might put our device into questionable patent territory, since another (fairly broadly worded) patent already describes a device not too different than ours, using a heating coil for this function.

    1. Re:My wife just fought with this problem.... by WPIDalamar · · Score: 1


      If another patent describes your patent with a slight modification, then your's isn't non-obvious.

    2. Re:My wife just fought with this problem.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      "I can understand why the people wanted to patent their ideas, but as others pointed out - it seems like these unimplemented patents should automatically expire after a period of time. (Perhaps 2 years is enough of a time-frame to say "Show evidence of progress, or the patent gets removed."?)"

      U.S. Patents do expire after given periods of time if the periodic maintenance fees aren't paid. For lone inventors with unmarketed/unmarketable inventions, these fees often go unpaid and the patent expires.

      That, unfortunately, doesn't help in your situation, where your invention is previously described by another. The prior patent, whether enforceable or not, is likely still prior art against your invention. If the previous patent(s) really are that close to your invention and are adequately described in the written description (not the claims*), then you need to come up with a modification that is both novel and nonobvious over them.

      *Many people are unaware that the claims of prior patents are not considered by the USPTO Examiner when considering whether an issued patent can be applied as prior art against a pending application.

    3. Re:My wife just fought with this problem.... by flez · · Score: 1

      Granted, I work for a large company, but the first thing we HAVE to do before we start any project is complete a landscape patent search to make sure the product does not yet exist.

      It's not hard to do, takes a few days, and prevents a lot of wasted effort if a similar idea is already out there.

      Many of our projects are either altered or killed after a landscape search.

    4. Re:My wife just fought with this problem.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      It's not that any of the other patents we saw described our idea with a "slight modification". It's more of a problem of their patents describing inventions which are for a much less specific purpose than ours - yet could be construed to encompass our idea. If we could find someone describing a device to do exactly what we wanted to do, we'd just scrap the whole project. The thing is, some of the other patents just seem to be close enough to allow a fight in court over it. We don't have the money or time to deal with that, so we're wanting to use alternate methods of accomplishing individual tasks within the invention to what's described in any of these broader patents - just to make it less similar and reduce the risk of lawsuit.

  79. Violates the Constitution... by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The purpose of patents is "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries. . ."

    The practice of pre-emptive patenting does not "promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts."

    Therefore, if current law permits this practice, then Congress has a clear responsibility to change the laws.

    1. Re:Violates the Constitution... by isorox · · Score: 1

      Therefore, if current law permits this practice, then Congress has a clear responsibility to change the laws.

      Or change the constitution....

    2. Re:Violates the Constitution... by rnelsonee · · Score: 1
      I would have to disagree with this post to an extent. Patenting an idea without actually making it or putting it to immediate use does not preclude the patent from promoting or advancing science.

      We can agree that patenting an idea simply to squat on it in order to get money out of corporations is stupid and is a burden on the system. But there are people who invest time and money into thinking of and developing ideas, procedures, algorithms and solutions that deal with modern problems. For whatever reason, not all of these ideas are put to use by the group or individual who originally thought of the idea. He or she may simply not have the money or the inclination to start selling the idea. Licensing out at idea is a wonderful solution for such people.

      Keep in mind I'm not really talking about the type of people this article talks about. But the whole idea of the patent system is to give the original inventors some protection over their ideas (namely, give them time to recoup the losses that could have been spent developing their idea). If potential inventors thought that the USPTO would strike their patent dead simply because they did not have the resources to immediately capitalize on their idea, then why would they bother innovating at all?

      I think the solution to all this is what others have been saying forever -- don't punish the inventors, just don't let them get away with stupid patents. One-click shopping is a perfect example. Non-obvious, my ass.

    3. Re:Violates the Constitution... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      That clause has been toothless forever. Just look at the entire body of copyright law; the majority of the things it protects are emphatically neither science, nor "useful" arts.

      And of course, the Eldered case already explained that the "limited Times" portion is also ignored.

    4. Re:Violates the Constitution... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Or our judicial system has a clear responsibility to strike it down. But how long will that take? Half my life?

      I got better things to do than worry about laws. So I'm going to vote for the anarchist party from now on.

    5. Re:Violates the Constitution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think you can invalidate these patents on the arguement of their unConsitutionality, then more power to you.

      Might I also suggest that you hire Jonny Cochrane?

  80. Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by rzbx · · Score: 1

    "As if the patent system weren't screwed up enough already"

    The patent system was screwed up since inception. It is a flawed idea that can never be perfected. There will always be ways to abuse the system. As if the idea of patents wasn't screwed up enough, we have people that still have a strong belief in the system. Some of the wisest people were against the system, yet the masses go along with it. Thomas Jefferson did not like the idea, he only agreed to the system at the time because it helped distribute ideas which is something we have no problem doing today.

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    1. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      That is a LOAD of crap.

      We have LOTS of problems distributing ideas.

      Every day my business email accounts are full of crappy ideas.

      Lots of products fail not because their idea was bad, but because they did not have enough money, or a competitor crushed them. Just ask Netscape.

      You remember them right? a company that was crushed by Microsoft, was put out of business and their owners had to sell to AOL?

      If netscape had some kind of effective patent, as opposed to the ineffective things we have now, that might not have happened.

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    2. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The patent system was screwed up since inception. It is a flawed idea that can never be perfected.

      Yes. But that could be said of every single thing man has attempted throughout all of history.

      The issue is not whether the patent system is perfect, or can be perfected. The issue is whether or not the result is an improvement over the available alternatives.

      Now, what do you propose as an alternative, and what are the benefits and drawbacks compared to the current system?

    3. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by rzbx · · Score: 1

      Yea, I'm sure whatever patent Netscape could have had would go well against all the ones Microsoft has (Sarcastic, sorry, had too). Patents become a huge legal battle. It drains money from everyone and puts it into the pockets of lawyers so they can spend a lot of time fighting each other over the issues. Who do you think ultimately pays those legal fees that companies gather? We do. Product prices reflect not just the cost of production. A great deal is spent on legal fees, marketing, and many many other areas. Whether or not you believe in patents, you can't argue that patents have not costed us all billions of dollars.
      Distribution of ideas would be far easier without patents. Try looking up "Brian Martin Intellectual Property" with google and read his paper. I highly recommend it.

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    4. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by rzbx · · Score: 1

      True. I suggest no patents whatsoever. Instead, ideas are simply that, ideas. The one thing I do have to say that does need to be done is more protection against plaigarism. If someone comes up with a new idea or product, another should not be allowed to claim glory. Credit belongs where it should, to those responsible with the creation. This would give individuals more power. Companies would then seek to higher the most talented individuals. Unlike what most people think, progress will not halt without the patent system.
      The current system has far too many drawbacks and I really don't have time to write them all. Google up "Brian Martin Intellectual Property" and read his paper. There is more information out there if you look for it. If you have any other questions I'll be glad to answer. Right now I need some sleep.

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    5. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      I read Brian's work. I found it to be illogical, and seriously flawed. He repeatedly makes use of the following:

      argument from adverse consequences

      appeal to ignorance

      false dichotomy

      straw man All of which are classic examples of bad logic. Even if everything he assumes is true, he has not proven his point at all. Try again with someone that will at least write out ideas that would have correct collusions if his assumptions were valid.

      I am not saying that the patent system works, I am saying that it is better than the alternative.

      Yes, hard work is worth more than a few minutes thought, but those thoughts ARE worth something, and often those thoughts can save a TON of hard work.

      In addition, EVERY civilization has found repaid brain work more than it pays physical work.

      The capacity to do it is both rarer than physical work and it is much easier to steel.

      For that reason we should compensate people for pure brain work. If some one comes up with a real idea and tells the world (and if you tell the patent office, then you have done that - it is NOT your fault if the world refuses to check the patent office) then they should be compensated for their idea.

      The problems are that we do not have a simple, chepa way to nerf the stupid patents, that peopledo NOT check the patent office for cool new things to do, and that we do not always price the ideas reasonably. This is not surprising considering how hard it is to price some things.

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    6. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by rzbx · · Score: 1

      Give me some examples of bad logic in his paper. I think I'll read it again soon, but I don't remember any bad logic. Btw, a lot of what he says in the paper is based on studies, research, and various other information he has gathered from sources. Check out the sources list on the bottom of the paper.

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    7. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Here is one example of what he says: "Unlike goods, there are no physical obstacles to providing an abundance of ideas. (Indeed, the bigger problem may be an oversupply of ideas.) Intellectual property is an attempt to create an artificial scarcity in order to give rewards to a few at the expense of the many. Intellectual property aggravates inequality. It fosters competitiveness over information and ideas, whereas cooperation makes much more sense."

      He fails to consider NON-physical obstacles to providing an abundance of ideas.

      He fails to realize that just as certain physical goods are worth more than others (Gold vs. crap), certain ideas are worth more than others, and that while we may have oversupply of ideas in general, we also have oversupply of dirt in general. It is not an "idea" that is valuable, but "good ideas" that are valuable. We have a scarcity of good ideas, as they are hidden by all the junk that is out there.

      He fails to realize that those that come up with good ideas have done WORK, just as someone that digs up a gold nugget out of a mountain of dirt.

      The concept of "Intellectual property aggravates inequality" is true, but is not relevant to the question. It assumes that the particular inequality will by definition be a bad thing to have. As the intent of this law is to reward people for coming up with a good idea, by definition, it will be giving money to smart people, who are assumed to already have more money. In this way it aggravates an inequality - those that are smart and blessed will also get money.

      Again, he assumes thigns not proven when he says that "It fosters competitiveness over information and ideas, whereas cooperation makes much more sense". Capitalism has soundly defeated Communism and thereby show tnat competitiveness can be VERY effective, quite capable of beating cooperation. While cooperation is a valuable concept, that can also be effective, it requires a sense of community, and often requires a strong incentive to create in order to work. NEITHER of these problems with cooperation are sufficently dealt with by him, which is dissapointing, because they are SEVERE problems when it comes to inventions. In large cultures/societis, such as nations, that sense of community is not always present (generally only there in times of peril such as War/terrorism) and often people do not have any incentive to create. Do you know WHY the creator of the Paper Clip designed it? He neded money (To pay off a $300 debt.) and overheard an office worker complaining about how hard it was to keep paper in a folder. If he could not have patented the idea, he would never have tried to figure out a solution, let alone sold the idea and paid off his debt.

      Brian then presents several possible arguements in favor of Intelletual Property. But note, he gets them by quoting someone who believes as he does (Hettinger) This is almost ALWAYS a bad idea. It is called the Straw man Fallacy. Why? Because, since one strongly believes the opposing view, it is practically impossible to do a Good job as "Devil's Arguement" and you almost always list artificially weak arguments as "your opponent's" ideas. What would you think if I wrote "You think that patents are evil only because you want to steal them, so you are wrong." Clearly I should not be doing this kind of thing, telling you why you believe something. Instead, he should have quoted the paper of someone that BELIEVED in Patents, when discussing what arguments people with patents have.

      Those are some of Brians errors. There are more. Lots of them.

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    8. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by rzbx · · Score: 1

      "He fails to realize that just as certain physical goods are worth more than others (Gold vs. crap), certain ideas are worth more than others, and that while we may have oversupply of ideas in general, we also have oversupply of dirt in general. It is not an "idea" that is valuable, but "good ideas" that are valuable. We have a scarcity of good ideas, as they are hidden by all the junk that is out there."
      Actually, that is the beauty of ideas. In a free market place in which patents do not exist, then the better ideas win. Like capitalism, but without the physical aspect. Patents are like monopolies in such a market place of ideas.

      "He fails to realize that those that come up with good ideas have done WORK, just as someone that digs up a gold nugget out of a mountain of dirt."
      He never fails to realize this. Seems like your using straw man here. He states though, that ideas are not created in a social vacuum. "It would not have been possible without lots of earlier work--both intellectual and nonintellectual--by many other people."

      "Capitalism has soundly defeated Communism and thereby show tnat competitiveness can be VERY effective, quite capable of beating cooperation."
      This statement is very wrong. First I would like to ask you to read about communism before using it in a sentence. That which is practiced by "communistic" countries is not theoretically communism. It can be argued though that it is an attempt at communism. Competition is effective. Yet again, when it comes to ideas, the rules change. A soccer/football/tennis/baseball/etc. game does not involve unequal sides. One side doesn't hold a monopoly on a better bat or shoes.

      "NEITHER of these problems with cooperation are sufficently dealt with by him, which is dissapointing, because they are SEVERE problems when it comes to inventions."
      It isn't a severe problem. People will always have an incentive to create, whether it be physical or intangible. Progress does not end with the elimination of patents.

      "...overheard an office worker complaining about how hard it was to keep paper in a folder."
      Glad you mentioned something like this. This is the reason we come up with ideas. We think of new ways to do something or to solve a problem. Efficiency can improve a company's profit. Research and development go along with everything we do.
      "If he could not have patented the idea, he would never have tried to figure out a solution..."
      Prove it. The patent system was not created to force people to come up with ideas. It was at the time thought that the system would help promote progress. This is something we need to argue, not whether people will create without patents. The patent system does not FORCE progress. The patent system was created to PROMOTE progress. Which is what many argue today. There have been many economists of lately that have argued that it may very well stifle progress.

      "...you almost always list artificially weak arguments as "your opponent's" ideas."
      Funny thing is there are no strong arguments on the side of patents. Give me one you think is strong and I'll show you. Also, ones arguments appear weaker beside the many arguments of the opponent.

      "...quoting someone who believes as he does (Hettinger) This is almost ALWAYS a bad idea."
      If I was to write a book on Shakespeare, then I would obviously use a lot of his material. The reason I believe Brian Martin has taken so much from Hettinger is because Hettinger was one of the first to put forth so much on the subject in one good book or maybe it was the only book B. Martin came across at the time. It has taken some time, but there is more and more information available on the arguments against IP. Ten years from now you may find a book arguing against IP that is quoting from many sources.

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    9. Re:Screwed since inception, screwing us ever more by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      "Actually, that is the beauty of ideas. In a free market place in which patents do not exist, then the better ideas win. Like capitalism, but without the physical aspect. Patents are like monopolies in such a market place of ideas." Nice fantasy you have there. Too bad it isn't true. You are assuming that we have money and other resources to test all possible ideas, something that we are FAR from capable of doing. Each day people come up with thousands of ideas. Some of them SUCK, some are OK, some of them are good, and some of them are FANTASTIC. In order for the market place to work, we can not test all of them. Especially as some of them are things like "If we take all the peanutbutter in the world, stack into a single mound, we can climb it and reach the moon." Even if we were willing to test that idea, it would prevent us from testing any other peanutbutter idea, as it takes all the peanut butter." Before the free market can work, we must first identify all the ideas that might possibly have some value, and that is a LOT of work, in part because people disagree about what is valuable and what is junk.

      "(re ideas are work) He never fails to realize this. Seems like your using straw man here. " Wrong. He never ever admits that finding ideas is work and therefore valuable in and of itself. Once you admit that finding ideas is work, then you MUST compensate the person for doing the work, or no one will do it.

      "He states though, that ideas are not created in a social vacuum. "It would not have been possible without lots of earlier work--both intellectual and nonintellectual--by many other people."" Here he is not talking about actually finding ideas being work, he is instead discussing the work done by previous people. And it is not clear if he is talking about the mental work on finding a good idea, or the physical work of verifying it. At no point does he admit that mental work by itself is real work, valuable, and should be compensated monetarily for.

      "This statement is very wrong. First I would like to ask you to read about communism before using it in a sentence. That which is practiced by "communistic" countries is not theoretically communism. It can be argued though that it is an attempt at communism. Competition is effective. Yet again, when it comes to ideas, the rules change. A soccer/football/tennis/baseball/etc. game does not involve unequal sides. One side doesn't hold a monopoly on a better bat or shoes." My statement about capitalism soundly defeating communism is correct. I am very very knoweldgable about communism, in college I was very confused by how people could have been taken in by what was such a horrible failure and I read a lot about it. Yes, Russian Communism et. al. is not real communism (anymore than American Capitalism is real capitalism), but it shared enough of the relevant qualities to be a fair test. As your your concept of monoplies, you are SO wrong. EVERY soccer/football/tennis/baseball etc. DOES involve a monoply on the part that is essential to their winning: TEAM MEMBERS. Peopl are not allowed to play on multiple teams. The bat, the ball etc. are not essential, so are shared, just as the basics of many computer programs are shared.

      It isn't a severe problem. People will always have an incentive to create, whether it be physical or intangible. Progress does not end with the elimination of patents. Prove this blatnatly ridiculous statement. It is a severe problem. Name the incentive you seem to think exists. While yes, there will be SOME incentive, it is so small without patents, that it will only work on obtaining incredibally slow progress. Patents themselves are a relatively new concept, less than 300 years old. Compare the rate of technological progress before patents and after. Yes, there are other things that increased our progress, but Patents were definitely one of the things that helped.

      "...overheard an office worker complaining about how hard it was to keep paper in a folder."

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  81. remember John Klieg .... by bidibulle · · Score: 1

    hi!!!!!!!!! For the people who like SF!!! In the book wrote by John Barnes, Mother of Storms, a personnage, John Klieg became rich by this method! Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhh SF is the ONLY true litterature of this Century ;=) Sorry for my English, i'm french..... bidibulle

  82. Offensive by mobileskimo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's part of a legal tactic called "offensive blocking patents" in which businesses or individual entrepreneurs use patents not so much as tools to build new products, but as legal roadblocks or bargaining chips against competitors or corporate giants.

    I think the use of "Offensive" was quite appropriate.

    Somewhat like what people did with doamin names? Great. Maybe I should start filing for those 1Gazillion combinations of DNA tomorrow. Got to be in it to win it right?

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  83. This is why we have Patents by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Come on, this is why we have patents.
    The purpose is to create an incentive for people to take ideas, clearly document them, then publish them for others to use.
    The incentive is either they will pay you to use them now, or you can keep anyone from using your idea for a limited time.
    After that limited time, everyone gets to use your well documented idea for free.

    This is the public good arguement of patents, I agree with it. The only way these guys become patent millionaires is if the company can pay them millions for the idea, and still end up with a profit themselves.

  84. Well, that sucks, sure, but... by siskbc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The way patents are abused: lone sleazo lawyer in Menlo Park looks through industry rags for future trends in widgets. He patents rough concepts for UltraWidgets, TurboWidgets, Widget64, and WidgetXP. WidgetWorks, Inc., which is busy actually fucking innovating and employs engineers rather than lawyers, is working on their own next-generation widget. As soon as it appears that WidgetWorks is going to corner the market, lawyer shoves his patents up their ass. WidgetWorks pays up, lawyer now has hot tub full of Benjamins.

    Yeah, that's bad. And admittedly, I'm not saying there aren't problems with the patent system - but requiring someone to have full production capacity for an idea (or capability thereof) before granting a patent isn't the answer, and as far as I can tell, that's the only obvious solution to the problem of the "sleazy lawyer" syndrome. In other words, I'm not against solving the problem, but I don't want to lose my rights as a potential inventor in the process.

    The problem is that we are no longer at the point where virtually any invention required less than a few thousand dollars worth of tools to make. However, that doesn't mean, necessarily, that someone is incapable of coming up with a kickass new design for a widget, or whatever. Bottom line is I still want the possibility of doing that without having a fabrication facility.

    As I've said, I would be certainly in favor of tightening the "nonobvious" clause for things not reduced to practive (ie, made). Or whatever. But I don't want to lose the right to get a patent based effectively off of a blueprint.

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    1. Re:Well, that sucks, sure, but... by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree entirely. Plenty of great ideas start out on paper. My point is that what really makes a difference is motive. Unfortunately, this is a spectacularly poor way for the PTO to discriminate among inventors - I'd prefer not to have the government become arbiter of the moral worth of an invention.

    2. Re:Well, that sucks, sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be simple, Wigetworks INC invented thiee own idea without knowing about the lawyers patent, They did now knowingly or intentionaly infinge on the patent.

      This is how people infinge on other people or companies, and court should decide if Wigetworks INC knowingly or intentionaly infinge on the patent. If wigetworks was not determined to have done either then the patent is invalid.

    3. Re:Well, that sucks, sure, but... by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      You don't need to require someone to have full production capacity. All that is required is to only allow patents on a specific method of making a TurboWidget. If you could make it, then you can write that specific method down, and if you couldn't, then you can't. And that's what's supposed to be the case now - but seems to have been forgotten.

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    4. Re:Well, that sucks, sure, but... by siskbc · · Score: 1
      You don't need to require someone to have full production capacity. All that is required is to only allow patents on a specific method of making a TurboWidget. If you could make it, then you can write that specific method down, and if you couldn't, then you can't. And that's what's supposed to be the case now - but seems to have been forgotten.

      Damn straight. That's why I'm arguing for keeping the patent system as it exists on paper. Natuarally, that bears no relevance to the way it is currently implemented (I realize I might have been clearer on that initially ;>). But to me, that's a global USPTO problem, not an "I had an idea and patented it without a clear plan to get it to market" problem.

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  85. Hrm.. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

    I have a patent for beating idiots like Fernandez with a baseball bat.

    Who wants to violate it?

    (silly moderators, it's a joke, chill out :) )

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  86. Re:haha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0.02 cents is not 2 cents, (frustrated with America's mathematical ability, or lack thereof)

  87. Re:jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only one problem, that is not a jury of your peers. Definitely not of your peers anyway.

  88. MOD PARENT UP, INTELLIGENT COMMENT by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No doubt. My take on it is this : the intent of the patent system was to protect methods of doing things, not ideas of what to do. The different between patenting the design of a loom, and patenting the idea of a loom is huge. The patent office is at fault for granting these overly broad patents. The government is also at fault for treating patents as a source of revenue. Personally, I don't think this problem will be fixed, or even repaired, in the least. The "broken" patent system gives everyone exactly what it wants, an extortion tool.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP, INTELLIGENT COMMENT by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Correction : ...exactly what it wants should read ...exactly what they want. Sloppy editing on my part, sorry.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP, INTELLIGENT COMMENT by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Well, what is patentable subject matter?

      Sec. 101. - Inventions patentable

      Whoever invents or discovers any new and useful process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter, or any new and useful improvement thereof, may obtain a patent therefor, subject to the conditions and requirements of this title

      The 4 categories and the "new and useful improvement" (which seems to cover most inventions). Overly broad means that the broad claims are not adequately described to support the breadth (35 USC 112 covers inadequate disclosure), . Of course, if it is too broad then it will not be patentable under 35 USC 102 or 103.

  89. I would have had a first post by Savatte · · Score: 1

    But my patent on it was held up in the court system

  90. The Pat Pending Doll by T1girl · · Score: 1

    When I was a child, we used to play with plastic dolls, and the the Ginny doll, the Vicki doll, the Barbie doll, the Madame Alexander doll, etc. I guess some of them were off-brand. One of my friends always referred to her doll as her "Pat Pending" doll!

  91. Re:haha! by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

    "for suggesting ideas or musing on thoughts or making witty commentary in response to stories posted on www.slashdot.org"

    Actually, if a patent was worded that way, I'd just do as I usually do - connect http://slashdot.org - and skip the www. ...

    Then again... I could violate the DMCA... Boohoo... As if I was ever going to visit the US...

  92. Patriotism by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    It's called capitalism. Why do so many slashdotters get upset about this stuff? Are slashdotters terrorists or terrorists apologizers? Are they against freedom?

  93. No, he should have been modded up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting shitted on by tubgirl is a great risk to incur. And as such, he provided great insight.

  94. Thanks USPTO by siskbc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    No doubt. My take on it is this : the intent of the patent system was to protect methods of doing things, not ideas of what to do.

    The sad thing is, I don't think that's just your take - as I understand it, that's supposed to be the very definition of a patent. It's supposed to be an implementation. Sadly, these days, it's not. Blah.

    The patent office is at fault for granting these overly broad patents. The government is also at fault for treating patents as a source of revenue.

    Damn straight. Supposedly, the government got the idea that encouraging patents=encouraging ingenuity, when the misapplication of patents has the opposite effect. Morons.

    The "broken" patent system gives everyone exactly what it wants, an extortion tool.

    Well, if not everyone, at least everyone's lawyer. ;P

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  95. Anyone know a good book by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    That will tell you how to do a thorough and professional patent search yourself? I'd hate to go throught the pain of independently inventing and building something only to find out I have to pay the leach that patented it later....

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  96. Be glad to see one patent out in the open by beacher · · Score: 1

    Trip down memory lane here....
    Remember Steven and Peter Olsen the next time you decide to swing sideways on the swing and optionally give out a Tarzan like yell. At least they've told the media that they're not going to persue patent violations in court.

    Wish all of the ludicrous patents would follow suit...

    -B

  97. Yes, but what about cost? by Wonderkid · · Score: 1
    Once again, and this shows the arrogance of US writers and is proven by the prevailance of patents from billion dollar corporations such as IBM and others who can afford them. Digest this: Most people, despite having great ideas and the desire to profit from them CANNOT afford to file a patent and pay the huge fees (>$15,000) to maintain and defend a patent. Do you charge $250 an hour and tack a $75 fee onto an invoice for answering a question on the phone? Not very likely.

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  98. Let us see... by aepervius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Somebody with 40 billion dollar could make a lot of offensive patents. From zero to ifninity. And then due to the sheer volume use it as a leverage. Not that I am citing the favorite nemesis of slashdot... But think of it. 20 K offensive patents (300 million $) would not even cost a % of their treasure trove. And afterward they would have a big leverage even if 1% of the patents hit home.

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  99. WHAT vs HOW... by weston · · Score: 1

    The big problem I see here is that too many of the patents are on a device that does "blank". Never mind that really, most of the work that goes into "inventing" is really in coming up with the "how".

    I can speculate "Wow! Wouldn't it be cool to have a time machine!", but unless I can suggest a specific mechanism for creating one, there's no way I should be granted a patent. I can speculate "Wow! Wouldn't it be cool to have a machine to let you fast-forward commercials on live TV" -- but unless I come up with the idea of a memory buffered digital video system and slight delays and dropped frames etc, there's no way I deserve a patent. And unless my "how" is non-obvious to one versed in the arts, there's no way I deserve a patent, either.

    Part of the problem seems to be that our system seems to have opened the floodgate to patenting the "what". The other problem is that they're apparently not paying much attention to the non-obvious nature of the "how".

    An inventor comes up with a non-obvious "how". The IP-sharks who are nothing but deadweight on the engine of industry use the legal system to get their cut of "what".

    1. Re:WHAT vs HOW... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      but unless I can suggest a specific mechanism for creating one, there's no way I should be granted a patent.

      As far as I know, you patent innovation along with a viable process for realizing that innovation, not just an idea. You don't patent "the ability to use a machine to process cotton into cloth," you patent the unique innovations within your design of a machine that accomplishes this task.

      The problem is, in the 90's, laws were passed that allowed you to patent a business model. That's why eBay can have a (ridiculous) patent on doing online auctions. Thank goodness no one patented online shopping, or else we'd have just one shopping website, and no competition. Amazon has come close by patenting "one click shopping", which patents any online shopping that takes only a single action by the user, rather than the two clicks it takes at any other site. Why do they deserve this patent? This is a natural innovation that anyone would have thought of. I cannot believe that at no point in time did any company think "you know, the interface for using our site has too many actions required by the user, let's reduce that down a bit." My company considers that with every piece of software they design.

    2. Re:WHAT vs HOW... by prisoner · · Score: 1

      I was browsing some tech patents today. There is some ridiculous shit in there. I think I'll wander back over to see if the time machine concept has been patented....

  100. Patents aren't worth much by jmichaelg · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There's a recurring fantasy that patents are worth boatloads of money. That's only true if you already have boatloads of money.

    Case in point. My father was an engineer in the 30's and early 40's. He patented the first working variable pitch propellor. The first two patents were for designs that couldn't handle the stresses involved - he figured out how to solve both problems simultaneously. Chances are you've flown on a plane that used a variant of his invention. He tried to peddle the design but the company he was dealing with didn't like his terms so they just took the idea. The contingency lawyers he talked to wanted such a big slice of any payout that he didn't figure it was worth pursuing that avenue. My father didn't have enough money to fund a lawsuit and that was that. He did a bit more work after that - designed the landing gear for the DC-3 among other things.

    It's worth noting that the article is talking about a lawyer patenting his own ideas. That perfectly illustrates who the patent system is set up to benefit.

  101. Interesting point in the French patent law by franois-do · · Score: 2, Informative
    The following is not related exactly to people patenting what they do not intend to build, but about corporations buying patents they do not intend to use productively.

    There is one thing I learned some time ago about the french law on patents, and that times it is good news : according to these laws, if some organization buys a patent and has not begun to commercialize something in a given lapse of time after that (two years, if I remember well), the patent author gets his rights back :-)

    That forbids a corporation to buy a patent just to bury it; the legislator here estimated that such a thing did not go in the way of public interest.

    I do not know how it is in other countries, european or not.

    Not having patents on software or algorithms is a good thing for mankind as a whole, I am pretty sure of that, but probably not for the inventors themselves. Don't you think abnormal that the inventors of the Fast Fourier Transform never got a cent for their invention (which was a bright one) from the people who use it daily, and even sell devices using their algorithms ? Did not Boyer and Moore deserve something from the community for their clever string-search algorithm? And what about Quicksort?

    I guess that if software and algorithm patents are forbidden, something should be put into place so the human community recognizes contributions of great value, and rewards them accordingly. As there are perhaps not more than one or two VERY bright ideas (like Boyer-Moore's) each year, or at most a score of them, this should be a manageable thing.

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  102. Not sure this is legitimate... by cfulmer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IANAL (YET!)

    So, first of all, a patent can easily cost $15K. Patent a few things that nobody wants and pretty soon, you've got through a lot of cash. Even if you do actually get a worthwhile patent, enforcing it is completely another manner -- your target company can tie you up in court for YEARS (costing tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars), at the end of which you may lose.

    Secondly, you can't patent obvious or already existing technologies -- it's one of the reasons people can lose patent fights -- they patented something that somebody else invented or that anybody reasonably knowledgeable in the field would predict.

    Finally, though, you can't just patent an idea -- it needs to be "reduced to practice." In other words, Wilbur and Orville couldn't just say "We have this great idea -- a flying machine. Please give us a patent on it." Part of the patent describes exactly how it works. Just patenting an idea while lying to the patent office that you've reduced it to practice is considered fraud.

    Now, the problem with all this is that people regularly patent already existing ideas, they regularly patent obvious things and they regularly patent things that don't (or can't) exist. The patent office does not have the ability to make sure that every patent is good (cost, manpower, cost, speed of technology, cost, etc....) Instead, the USPTO effectively relies on patent litigation as a method of getting rid of crummy patents. Very inefficient and leads to people licensing technologies rather than spending the money to litigate obviously bad patents.

  103. So: Predatory Patenting by jfengel · · Score: 1

    The article in particular is referring to a kind of predatory patenting: figuring out what your competitors are working on, and patenting it before they can develop it.

    It's basically taking advantage of inefficiency in the patent scheme. I don't usually file a patent until I've worked out the idea. Meanwhile, you can file a patent on the germ of the idea without exploring the details, a lot more cheaply. I can't bring my fully-thought-out idea to market without paying you royalty fees, which can be arbitrarily high.

    There is no good way to say, "Yeah, congratulations, you've done $1.95 worth of thinking, here's two bucks, keep the change." The patent is an absolute block, which can be held over your head for whatever you will bear.

    It's not a practical way of doing business: it takes too long and too much money to file a patent. It's not entirely like domain name speculators: you can do it but it's going to cost you a lot of money and time, probably too much to be worth your effort.

    But until they've discovered that, it will prevent several good, real companies from bringing practical ideas to market.

  104. holy shit by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    what is wrong with people?

    it's a fucking JOKE

    why was this modded into troll obvilion? where are people's senses of humor?

    i don't expect +5 funny, but it's not an evil troll, it's a fucking JOKE

    the humorless assholes out there man...

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    1. Re:holy shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up, man. All the painfully unfunny shit is what gets the "+5 teh Funnay" moderation. The true badge of honor is to get the "-1 Troll/Flamebait/etc.".

  105. Re:jury by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about simply enforcing existing rules about things like harassing litigation? If judges slapped contempt of court fines on every lawyer who tried to drain his opponents funding (and at punitive levels) then we'd see these tactics disappearing. Big corporate industry group goes after small guy who states online that they bought the product and it didn't work? See if they do that again after getting a $50 million contempt of court fine. Big companies can afford to just throw $50k at a trial knowing that the little guy will sign anything to make it go away.

  106. Required to use / improve land in some states by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Actually, no. In some states you don't get to purchase large areas of land just to sit on it. You have to demonstrate that you're improving up it. You have to pay taxes on the land as well.

    There are at least maintenance charges to continue a patent. But there's nothing like evaluating the value of the patent and collecting taxes for a percentage of that.

    1. Re:Required to use / improve land in some states by El · · Score: 1

      To the best of my knowlege, being required to improve the land only applies to homesteads.

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  107. Is this news? by elluzion · · Score: 1

    Seems like SOP to me.

  108. Can be done just like building a house by Pelakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you decide to construct a building and file for a site plan and building permit, they both have limitations in them, such as "significant construction must commence within 12 months of the granting of this application". There are fairly rigid definitions of what that means. If we had something like that for patents, then in some number of months after granting a blocking patent, it would be pulled and would have to be re-applied for. Meanwhile, other parties could make progress on the subject.

    1. Re:Can be done just like building a house by The_Rook · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the problem with this is that it reserves the right to patent to well funded product developers.

      let's say someone invents something and files for the patent. if they have trouble getting funding to develop the patent into a working product then using your reasoning above, they would lose the right to their invention. the only way to preserve the rights of the small time inventor would be to create all kinds of messy patent regulations vis a vis intent - what was the purpose of the inventor and did the inventor make a good faith effort to develop the patent into a working invention?

      a possible real world example would be a university researcher inventing a new drug, but who lacked the resources to synthesize and test the drug. if the pharmaceutical companies held off making a deal for a proscribed time, they could swoop in a make the drug without compensating the inventor anything. or they could simply ofer the inventor a crummy deal.

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  109. Patent Applications Like Building Permits? by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Edison said invention is something like 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. The patent system wasn't set up to provide a means for one-percenters to stake a claim on the future hard work of the 99-percenters.

    When you get a permit to build a house you generally have 2 years to complete the work, then if the work isn't done you have to get a new permit. Patent applications should expire like that. Otherwise we will have an idea-squatting industry akin to domain name squatting.

    1. Re:Patent Applications Like Building Permits? by sonpal · · Score: 1
      Well, he actually said "Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration." Genius and inventor are not equivalent.

      While your point is legit, perhaps you can find a better quote? :-)

  110. Change the carrot for the USPTO by lpp · · Score: 1

    Some have said that the USPTO has no impetus not to issue a patent because they only get paid for issuance, or at least, the patent, once issued, costs more than the process of issuance.

    How about we require a fee for filing the patent (and for each resubmission in case corrections need to be made) and then charge no additional fees once the patent is issued.

    This way, the costs are incurred regardless of whether the patent is issued and perhaps the onus won't be on the patent investigator to allow a patent through.

    1. Re:Change the carrot for the USPTO by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, well, that's the way it was prior to the 1980s and still mostly is.

      You paid a filing fee, then, if allowed, you paid an issue fee. in the 1980's they added the concept of maintenace fees as new revenue stream that would also put a disincentive on non-revenue producing patents

      See 35 USC 41

    2. Re:Change the carrot for the USPTO by lpp · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, what I meant was that you would pay a filing fee, and that's it. No issue fee, no maintenance fee. Issuance fees would provide a reason for USPTO to issue more patents as would maintenance fees. Yes, with less money, they will have a reduced budget, with fewer reviewers. As a result, fewer patents would be processed and with fewer (total) issued. Presumably, as well, the reviewers wouldn't be under as much pressure to actually issue a patent, so (hopefully) a more thorough research job would result in more fluff weeded out.

  111. Software Patents Rock! Quit whining. by nzyank · · Score: 0

    If you had the brains you would be generating IP instead if whining about it.

  112. patenting people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently saw the patent for the guy who claims he invented online auctions.
    Really?!? Were there diagrams/pictures of a prototype model of this guy?
    On the bright side, the future creation of guys that claim they invented online auctions might be blocked by the patent holder.

  113. Patent stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then charge every single human based on a scale. Payment will include allowing me to slap you in the face for some cases.

  114. John Ferrell: by LMariachi · · Score: 1
    "Successful companies become successful by spending time thinking about competitors and reacting to competitors proactively." [emphasis mine]

    Somebody please rescind this gentleman's license to use the English language posthaste.

  115. The Device Must be built by Crashmarik · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This has always been the problem with PTO.

    The Device has to have been built and made to work. Otherwise the patent system can and is evolving into nothing more than a vast roadblock to progress.

    The example in the article is the perfect example of why things should have to be built before they can be patented. We have a tv set that has a camera and connects people that are watching the show. This is a cheat. Its not enough to produce such a device. It completely misses the work and related inventions that would be needed to make such a thing work. Properly speaking its not even an idea its a description of an Idea.

    Edison once said "Genius is one percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration". The patent system is awarding people patents on the one percent.

  116. typoes by nzyank · · Score: 0

    sorry for the typoes in the last. It's just that the constant whining get's so annoying that I just can't type it out fast enough.

  117. Missed in the news article... by n6jpa · · Score: 1
    There are companies that do nothing but sit around and file patents. The telegen company is one such company. One of it's founding broad members is none other then Art Bell the former overnight UFO talk show host. The founders of the Telegen corporation just won a big ruling against Network Solutions over a domain name.

    http://www.telegen.com/

    WIPO Decsion

  118. Paid better than you think by ProfBooty · · Score: 3, Informative

    Patent examiners generally start at the GS-7/9 grades making roughly 50-60k a year. Promtion can be rapid, and it is possible to make 90k a year before bonuses/overtime. There was a pay increase several years ago to keep examiners from quiting to work in the private sector as patent agents.

    http://www.popa.org/newsletters/julaug00.shtml

    Patent examiners are paid on GS scale with specailly 1224, it tops out around 120k for a gs15/10. Attorneys generally make around 100k to start and go up to around 400k.

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    1. Re:Paid better than you think by rifter · · Score: 1

      Then maybe the USPTO should dump some of its dead weight and/or hire some out-of-work computer professionals. Heck 90k a year is more than I make now! :P

    2. Re:Paid better than you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering there is a backlog of around 500k applications i doubt it.

      the guys that get paid around 90k a year are the higher producing examiners. with each pay increase you are responsible for examining more applications. also those guys are more knowledgeable in the art because they have been examining the same tehcnology for years.

      300 examiners are going to be hired this year, about 800 next year. its about a 10-1 applicant to job ratio ratio now.

  119. Doesn't work that way. by MickLinux · · Score: 1
    You contact coke or pepsi. You get one of two answers:

    (1) Not Invented Here
    (2) Good idea. We'll take it / steal it / burglarize it, and if you fight us, we'll ruin you.

    This is the Granfaloon syndrome, and patents have nothing to do with any of it. It happens with or without patents (but item #2 happens more often with patents. Item #1 happens more often without.)

    Either way, you don't make money.

    Possibility #3, as suggested by electronics guru Don Lancaster (who also wrote The CMOS Cookbook): You develop one, and take lots of photos while you do it. You *publish* your idea in a related journal, thus triggering Granfallon Reaction #1, and immediately getting *some* profit, and *some* advertising. Then you start selling "consultation", "instruction booklets", "kits", and whatnot.

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  120. Do it anyway... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wouldn't let any wanna-be patents get in the way of something that's going to make you money. Your company, Widgets-R-Us should start cranking out as many Whizzy-Wigs(TM) as possible (first mover advantage is your friend). It will take a while for those patent holders to figure out that you are infringing on them. Then they'll have spend some real money to sue you. Your counter move is to use the court system in the way it works best. That is: delay, delay, delay. With only minimal attorney's costs, you should be able to get continuance, upon continuance. When two years down the road your court date arrives, you have a choice to make: either Widgets-R-Us is a highly sucessful enterprise which can afford to fight in court (or possibly license the patent), or Widgets-R-Us files for bankruptcy, in which case the trial will be put on hold. Then, by sheer coincidence, Widget-Factory, Inc. decides to hire you as President/CEO and gives you 100% ownership in the company as an incentive. Wash, rinse, repeat.

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  121. Re:Talk about destroying innovation!! by robkill · · Score: 1
    Companies could make their entire business collecting royalties from patents they will never use. The company would never need to produce a product to profit, relying instead on revenues from lawsuits and royalties. The company would probably only consist of Marketing and legal departments with a few inventors to make it look vaguely legitimate.

    Dude! You've just described Rambus.
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  122. Crap by nzyank · · Score: 0

    If everytime I thought of something really good I waited to build it then I'm going to lose out to someone else. If you think of a revolutionary wing design that computer simulations show will double lift are you going to build the fucking airplane first?

    1. Re:Crap by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Your'e patenting the wing design. You have shown it works better. You have modeled it. I assume you have actually done these things and realise that yes that is the essential part, and even then its not really valid untill wind tunnel tested. If you have done enough that it can be built straight from the plans when you filed the patent, thats pretty much as good as building it. If you read the article you would see the lawyer was no where near that standard.

      Or you could just be a wannabe, GEE I have have an idea for a round aircraft, a ring shaped aircraft, oh fifteen variants with no TAIL, hell who cares if they work. Good chance someone will go to the trouble to get it to work before my patents run out.

      To be a little nicer and give a solid example the germans had the idea of a forward swept wing airplane in WWII. It was a pointless and silly idea at the time because without active controls and fly by wire such a plane is unstable. Should someone have been able to patent the forward swept wing without building the system that would make it work, just so they could levy a toll when more advanced control systems became available ?

      Think about it, would it really have done anyone any good to award Arthur Clarke the patent on the geosynchronous comsat ? The idea was repeatedly, independantly discovered. by those that knew nothing of his work.

      Heres another one, Do you think a ringworld should be a patentable item ? Niven did alot of work describing its dynamics and the structual considerations for the object. Or how bout this, a method of cryptographicaly encoding messages base d on difficult to solve mathematical problems. There you go you can specify how the you would map the cryptographic system to mathematically difficult tasks and you have a pretty good shot at suing anyone that has a new cryptosystem.

      Patents are much like copyright they are a right to limit and control production. Granting them is inherently economically damaging, if they are to given whoever recieves them should have made a contribution that exceeds the detriment they cause.

  123. This isn't good for the economy by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

    I'm not an economist, but it's frequently said that our economy (in the US) is built off of progress. The more progress we make, the better our economy gets. If the progress stops, then the economy starts to go down.
    One of the examples in the article was saying "there's going to be technical issues in making wireless any faster, let's find out solutions to them and patent them." If someone does this, and tries to extort massive royalties out of someone else for making faster wireless, then people aren't going to use their technology. That's kind a like the case with RAMBUS. Their stuff costed more, so people didn't use it. However, in that case, someone came up with DDR, so no one really cares about RAMBUS much any more. But if the only way to get something to work getter has huge patent fees, it's going to slow down innovation and the economy.
    However, under the US PATRIOT act, if they slow down the economy, we might be able to label them as terrorists, take away their patents, and send them to live with our good friends that we've locked up in Guantanmo Bay!

  124. It's called "Compulsory licensing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By design, there is no requirement that you "work" an invention in the U.S.

    Other countries have or have had it, the concept of requiring an inventor to "work" an invention is generally similar to the concept of "compulsory licensing" (google that with "patent").

    The requirement to work a patent used to be in the Japanese patent system and some other systems (In Japan, a person who intended to work an invention could force a non-exclusive license or an arbitration bu MITI when the patent was idle). Google "work the invention" and Japan, etc.

    Compulsory licensing is hated by, you guessed it, U.S. trade negotiators. The complaint is generally under the theory that, for example, GM patents in Japan should not expire there just because GM builds nothing in Japan. Such lobbying and other pressure is usually paid for by the pharma industry, who would like to prevent countries from saving the lives of their citizens by making patented drugs themselves when there are buckets of cash to be made from forcing them to import the drugs. Of course, the laws are the same for drugs and for any other widget/software/method/material/etc.

    That is, it's been tried, and it isn't advantageous to U.S. industry, so forget it.

    1. Re:It's called "Compulsory licensing" by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      True there is no requirement to "work" a patent as is common elsewhere, but since the 1980s there is an economic incentive to discourage sitting on a non-productive patent: maintenance fees that must be paid 3 or 4 times during the life of a patent. Of course, if you have a lot of money this means little to keep it around, but it is a small step away from the old 17 years free tht way it was previously

  125. Progress is progress... by jedi_gras · · Score: 1

    So I don't get it. Progress is progress... if the motiviation for inventions and creative thinking is only to block your enemy, so be it!

    The first one to think of the idea should get control of it. The problem however, is the ideas being credited as novel. The main issue here is that even though there is no "prior art", there was lots of "prior thought", which is why people don't like the current patent system.

  126. Re:jury by mavenguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    IANAL but IWAPE (I was a Patent Examiner (Damn, there goes any credibility I might have had)) but I think most patent infringment/validity trials are (or, at least, were) held in front of a US District Court Judge without a jury who makes rulings on both law and facts. A trial before a jury, however, is an option available to the accused infringer (defendant).

  127. A patent to break the Patent Office by shortstop · · Score: 1

    Now if there was just something that could be patented such that the Patent Office would have to pay royalties... I have it! A patent on the process of approving bad patents. The Rubber Stamp Patent! They will be out of business in no time!

  128. New Reality TV Show? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    Next, on Fox, Patent Millionaire! One guy, 12 women, and 550 frivolous patents!

  129. Part of the problem.. by Kwil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ..as I understand it, is that the PTO gets more money if it actually grants the patent then if it refuses it.

    Considering that it gets squat for federal money these days, you can see how this situation leads to the patenting of crap-on-a-stick and so forth.

    So to fix this, do it the other way around. Charge slightly more should the patent examiner determine the invention is "obvious" and a lot more should it be determined that there is prior art.

    I'd even be willing to give the examiners a direct incentive should they find prior art. (But set up an appeals process if you do that) This would discourage companies and individuals from patenting utter crap, and strongly encourage patent applicants to do a good search of the prior art, rather then (as now) choosing to avoid looking (because if you don't see it, you can say you didn't know)

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    1. Re:Part of the problem.. by Artagel · · Score: 1

      Well, the system is a bit different than that.

      The PTO does get a an issue fee, and maintenance fees if the patent issues. On the other hand, it has to publish the patent, put copies in all of the patent depository libraries around the country and so on. The maintenance fees are cheap at 4 years, more expensive at 7 years, and pretty hurtful at 11 years. However, if the patent is for something useless, or wasn't marketed, the odds of getting any of those is slim.

      The examiners don't get a cut though. Their incentive is to get points. They get points for dispositions. For an examiner there are two winning scenarios, which can be combined:

      1) one patent application, several patents - basically you break up the widget from the process of making a widget, from the process of using a widget, etc. (Think: chemical, treating unspeakable disease with a chemical, process for making a chemical...)

      2) the weebles scneario - you knock it down, but not so hard that it can't get up. You knock the claims down with your Nth best prior art, they amend the claims over the Nth best, then you hit them with the N-1st best, and make the rejection final. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Both are expensive to the applicant, as you can imagine. But I am not cynical.

    2. Re:Part of the problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps have rules where one can sue the PTO for overbroad patents (and get a hefty sum of money for it too, if one wins in court ).

  130. There's not much wrong with this by JackJudge · · Score: 1

    I can't see much wrong with this "offensive" patent blocking at least when it's being done by individuals or small companies. We all get great ideas sometimes, but how many of us have the resources to follow them through ? Most of the article was heavily biased against the lone inventor it did all but call them anti-american anarchists. Their analogy is arse over tit, it's more comparable to the land rush in the American west. Anyone can in theory can stake a claim and if you're very lucky you've pitched your tent over an oilfield. No inventor in their right mind would sit on a patent forever without allowing it to be developed, that's just plain perverse but it seems to be okay for big business to do exactly that. There's nothing wrong with this practice it's one of the few areas where Joe Public still has some leverage over faceless mega-corporations. Right and wrong rarely matter in the courts these days, it's simply who's got more money to throw at the lawyers, it's nice to see the little guy with a chance for a change.

  131. Without patents the research would get done anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But we would get our phones cheaper.

  132. What about good ideas? by Grax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had an idea for a web site I like to call my technology wish list. Basically everyone can enter their ideas for products they would like to see, like "a wi-fi access point in a cell phone that my pda, laptop, and my car's on-board computer can use to connect to the internet" and then cross our fingers and hope someone decides to make it. Others could comment on and improve the ideas or tell the person that it already exists and where to find it.

    If there is a patent case comes up involving one of the wishes then the postings might serve as prior art.

    (If this web site already exists somewhere please post a link to it.)

    1. Re:What about good ideas? by Grax · · Score: 1

      OK. I visited the link now. Close enough to what I want.

    2. Re:What about good ideas? by pspinrad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (Plug) Or check out http://www.premisespremises.com -- it's like halfbakery, LazyWeb, etc. but with additional technical and legal infrastructure that provides more protection.

    3. Re:What about good ideas? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree. (I thought of it first :-) ). It should be a Wiki. The most important thing, if you want to use this to stop insane patents, is to have some trusted third party keep backups, so you can prove in court when what was submitted.

    4. Re:What about good ideas? by pspinrad · · Score: 1

      > so you can prove in court when what was submitted.

      Right on! That's why everything in the Premises, Premises database is periodically written out to an archive file, which is MD5 fingerprinted, and then the MD5 codes are notarized in the real world by a notary public. Disprove *that*!

  133. What's wrong with patents: by panda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "You don't have to build it," Ferrell said. "You just have to conceive it. By filing a couple of patents, you essentially have co-opted the standards road map. Anybody who wants to go from G to X has to get through your toll road."

    That quote, from a patent Attorney, says all anyone needs to know about why patents on non-tangible things are bad. If you're going to patent something, I think you should have to build it before you're allowed to apply for a patent. If it can't be physically built, then it can't be patented.

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    Just be sure to wear the gold uniform when you beam down -- you know what happens when you wear the red one.
  134. Abuse? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    I see nothing wrong here. The patent system is designed so that if an inventor has an idea, he is given protection of his idea while allowing him to share it with the world.

    The other option is total secrecy. This article describes what has been SOP in patents since the patent system was created. In many cases, a person simply doesn't have the resources to produce and market their idea. Patents allow them to sell the rights to that idea to someone who DOES have those capabilities.

    Both parties win. The producer is given a really cool idea for a (hopefully) innovative product, which allows him to make some profit. The inventor gets a cut (or a flat payment, it depends) which he rightly deserves for coming up with the idea. In short, he's being paid to do R&D.

    Are you saying that the Bell Labs research staff should not get paid for their work, even though they themselves won't be producing the items?

    Abuse happens when people try to patent blatantly obvious ideas and it gets right through the USPTO because the USPTO is so understaffed. Abuse also happens when people are unreasonable in their terms. (For example, using patents to shut down open-source projects. As opposed to a number of patents which have licenses essentially stating, "You may use this in software distributed under the GNU GPL. If you want to use it in any commercial application, negotiate licensing with us."

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    1. Re:Abuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The producer only wins if the license fee is less than the cost of developing the invention from scratch. Once the inventor has a monopoly, they can demand almost as much as the cost of working around it (assuming that's even possible), which can be vastly more than any reasonable compensation for their labor.

  135. Had to do it... by pjh3000 · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Patent obvious idea
    Step 2:
    Step 3: Profit!

  136. Licensing fee for litigation. by unsung · · Score: 1


    Someone should patent litigation, the laws, our rights so that no one is allowed to sue, or to abide by the law. (without paying a licensing fee) :).

  137. How it should work by encebollado · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The reason an individual should get a patent he doesn't intend to build is to sell it. The purchasing company is then paying for the time and effort he took to develop a sound idea. This would be in place of paying their own people to do it.

    Trying to patent what a company will probably develop later is simply squatting. Just as cyber-squatting is being dealt with fairly well through an international organization (ICANN), a similar appeals process should be set up by the patent office.

    The difficulty is in establishing regulations and standards that define what patent-squatting is and how to identify it. Once somebody figures that out, they could patent it and sell it to the US patent office.

  138. I have an idea for this by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Its not quite as big as ebay, but if someone coded this up, you could make around 1-10 million$ each month.

    I need either a guy who knows how to patent stuff.

    Or

    A team of developers who understand how to make agent programs that use websites to generate an outcome...

    I'd code it myself but its really a TON of parsing unstandardized websites and I don't see myself being too thrilled doing all of it.

    My email:James_Sager_PA@yahoo.com

    1. Re:I have an idea for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like a spamming tool

  139. Patent this... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I am applying for a Patent on the process of applying for a temporary monopoly on a particular design, idea or business process. I am thinking of calling this a 'patent'. I am going to make my 'patents' capable of being hopelessy vague and inclusive and so I can enforce my 'patent' on a very similar process I have noticed going on around the world ( co-incidentally this is also called patenting ) and make a huge amount of money for very litte actual work. I'm not sure if this will catch on very well though so I will set up my first 'patent office' with just a couple of temps, I only anticipate maybe half a dozen 'patents' being applied for a year so they should have plenty of time to research them all thouroghly even given the fact they can't hope to have any real knowledge of many of the areas my customers may wish to buy their patents in. It will be great. I will be rich.

  140. All politics aside, I've seen that device before ! by Dave21212 · · Score: 1

    Dennis Fernandez has come up with an idea for TV sets with built-in cameras and small screens that would let viewers talk to one another while watching a show.


    I'm sure I saw this on a cheesy sci-fi movie that ran on MST3K last year !

    Prior art !... Prior art !... Prior art !
    ;)
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    "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
  141. Re:Dead Issue by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    I agree, but that's what slashdot has become. Now I've gotten some actually useful information from this sight, but just about every other article can be summed up as "information wants to be free". By the way it's ALL intellectual property that are evil, not just software patents. But there's nothing more to say about it really.

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    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
  142. nothing wrong with that in principle, but... by 73939133 · · Score: 1

    There is nothing wrong in principle with patenting things you don't expect to be producing. After all, inventors and scientists aren't businessmen or builders--in theory patents would allow a beneficial separation of labor: inventors invent and they get paid by commercial companies build and produce.

    What is wrong with "offensive blocking patents" is that companies can patent trivial things and basically extort money from their competitors. The "brick wall" analogy is quite apt: people patent nearly worthless "bricks" of patents, but if they stack them up in front of their competitors, they can make money from the nuisance of it alone. It really is like if you could legally put a brick wall in front of the entrance to your competitor's factory. If the patent system worked as it is supposed to, it would restrict people to patenting gems, highly valuable and rare ideas that are actually sought out by companies for licensing.

    I suspect that if the patent system worked the way it is supposed to, there might be a few thousand patents a year granted at most, not the several hundred thousand patents that are actually granted.

  143. According to Don Lancaster... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
    ...your idea should be worth between $12,000,000 to $40,000,000 before patenting makes any sense. Old Don has a lot of sage advice about the whole patent process for the little guy...
    For most individuals and small scale startups, patents are virtually certain to result in a net loss of time, energy, money, and sanity. One reason for this is the outrageously wrong urban lore involving patents and patenting. A second involves the outright scams which inevitably surround "inventions" and "inventing". A third is that the economic breakeven needed to recover patent costs is something between $12,000,000.00 and $40,000,000 in gross sales. It is ludicrously absurd to try and patent a million dollar idea.


    Journal: Beyond irrational numbers (continued fractions)
  144. A solution to software patents! by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Outlaw ALL intellectual property laws. Change the constitution. This is worth going to war over (just like over slavery).

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    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
  145. Misunderstanding of patents... by f97tosc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article:

    It's part of a legal tactic called "offensive blocking patents" in which businesses or individual entrepreneurs use patents not so much as tools to build new products, but as legal roadblocks or bargaining chips against competitors or corporate giants.

    Patents are never tools to build new products. You don't need a patent to build your own product. And if your product partially infringes on somebody else's active patent - then a patent of your own wont give you any rights to build it at all.

    The only use for a patent is to stop others from using your technology.

    Personally, I am a bit of an inventor and I often come up with different ideas for business software. When I do, I ask myself if I can develop it myself as a stand-alone product. If I can, then I start develop it; and I don't necessarily file a patent.

    But sometimes I find that my idea would be most useful as a part of a large existing piece of software. In that case I try to file a patent, and I can then approach a bigger company with my idea. I don't see anything wrong with this.

    Tor

    1. Re:Misunderstanding of patents... by stwrtpj · · Score: 1

      Personally, I am a bit of an inventor and I often come up with different ideas for business software. When I do, I ask myself if I can develop it myself as a stand-alone product. If I can, then I start develop it; and I don't necessarily file a patent.

      But sometimes I find that my idea would be most useful as a part of a large existing piece of software. In that case I try to file a patent, and I can then approach a bigger company with my idea. I don't see anything wrong with this.

      Software patents are a really sticky mess, so let me pose a question to you to clarify your position on this matter: Are you patenting the idea or the implementation?

      If you're not sure, let me throw a hypothetical situation at you, and your answer will determine which of the two you are trying to patent.

      You come up with a wonderful idea for making fooble programs faster. You find a way to calculate foobles without having to first obtain a temporary blargle array first, making the programs run three times faster. You patent this.

      I'm an open source programmer. I happen to use a program of yours that implements this idea and think, "gee, this is nice, wish I could do this in my fooble programs." I think about it for awhile and come up with a way to do the exact same thing your program does and code it up and release it.

      Now, the question is: do you sue me for patent infringement, or not?

      If your answer is yes, then you're attempting to patent the intangible idea. If your answer is no, then you're attempting to patent the very tangible implementation

      This is why software patents are a very slippery slope. I feel I should not have to kowtow to your patent simply because I found another way to implement it. I feel that if I spent a lot of time and effort figuring out a way to do it without looking at your code, I should be allowed the fruits of my labors. Unfortunately, most people patenting software are patenting the ideas, which causes a great deal of problems where software is concerned.

      So if you're patenting the implementation, kudos to you. If you're patenting the idea, then re: your statement:

      I don't see anything wrong with this.

      You're not looking hard enough.

      --
      Karma: Frotzed (mostly due to the Frobozz Magic Karma Company)
    2. Re:Misunderstanding of patents... by f97tosc · · Score: 1

      In principle, you can never patent the intangible idea. Only implementations are patentable.

      Thus it is not possible to patent "a fooble program that is three times faster", without describing how it was implemented. If you are an open source programmer (my hat off to you) you can read my patent (all patents are freely available on the internet) and see if you can implement a fast fooble program in a different way - and thus not infringing on the patent.

      Of course, occasionaly the implementation and the idea are almost the same - or it is almost impossible to achieve the idea without using your particular implementation (I suspect that this is what happened in the infamous one-click-shopping case).

      I agree that software patents are a slippery slope, and I think that some of the patents (in particular the oddballs that show up on Slashdot) are outragous. I have also noted, however, that patent stories are often pulled from magazines that have not actually read the patent - and tend to describe it much more general than it really is. For example, recently there was a story on Amazon getting a patent for selling used books next to new ones. About 20 posts with 5, Insightful ratings pointed out how crazy this was. But I actually read the patent and found that what was actually patented was a particular technique for soliciting new sellers of used goods (or something similar). Because Slashdot patent stories are on examples that are both extreme and misunderstood/ excagerated most readers get a very distorted view of what is actually patentable.

      I feel that if I spent a lot of time and effort figuring out a way to do it without looking at your code, I should be allowed the fruits of my labors

      This is the one thing I strongly disagree with in your post. First of all, if it really is patented then you can freely read a clear description in the patent itself (contrary to common belief, you don't need to be a lawyer) - you don't need to do a reverse engineering. Second, it is not generally the case that anybody who works hard with something should be given the fruits of their labors - preparation for a bank robbery is an example of the contrary.

      Tor

  146. Such a great story idea. by airrage · · Score: 1

    I can't help but think of a story in which a person is consulted about ideas to patent, and in his disgust starts to bring forth ridiculous ideas such as the see-through public shitter; exchanging short text strings across a computer network was seen as crazy once too!

    And yet, he realizes the great potential he holds as his crazy ideas eventually become common place due to the "herd mentality". See-through public shitters -- why didn't we think of that? So he begins to craft his utopia and the successive ideas that need to get our civiliation there...

    Seems humorous to me...

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
  147. MOD PARENT UP! by default+luser · · Score: 0

    My god, this system is absolutely fucked due to the very nature of capitalism.

    But the one thing we CAN do to bring some sembalance of order to the system is fight money with money. I mean, come on, nobody patents anything 'just because', they use the patent to make money or prevent competitors from making money.

    People with no money complaining about getting caught on prior art? That's their problem, every single US Patent is available their disclosure before they file.

    --

    Man is the animal that laughs.
    And occasionally whores for Karma.

  148. Not That New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago, when I was young and so much more
    foolish than I admit to today, I worked for a
    large company best known for its mainframe
    systems. During the course of developing a new
    product, a team of three of us came up with a
    scheme for statically compressing executable code
    to be dynamically decompressed into memory for
    execution at run-time(This was pre-Stacker days).
    The three of us who developed this system - being
    fairly normal CompSci people - gave no thought to
    the idea of pantenting it. However, the Powers
    That Be (PTB) decided otherwise and had us do the
    paperwork for a software patent. Amazingly, the
    Intellect Property (IP) people (Lawyers) decided
    it wasn't worth the effort to patent (They were
    probably taking turns kicking one another when
    the MS-Stacker suit over just this issue came
    around). So... instead of a patent application,
    they had us file a "Technical Disclosure" (TD), The
    purpose of a which is supposed to be to introduce
    "prior art" into the public domain so that it can't
    be patented by someone else later who can then
    come back at you and demand royalties.

  149. You know, I wonder... by Teppy · · Score: 1

    If there was some sort of license that made it so you were allowed to break into anyone's home and take their stuff, how many people would do it?

    Lately I'm starting to think that number is not so small.

    Isn't this patent business morally equivalent?

  150. Dear Inventor by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 1

    "Dear Inventor,

    We would like to implement a means for people to talk to each other while watching a TV program.
    We have absolutely no idea how to do this, and this brilliant, totally new idea needs your expertise to implement.
    What possible technologies are there to achieve this? We've had many conference calls and online interwebcam-webchats, and examined all the interactive TV technology and are at a total loss!
    Perhaps you geniuses could suggest a way forward?
    Yours sincerely,
    Alan Cretin"

    Seriously, I work in interactive TV, and how on *Earth* can this be called a problem with a non-obvious solution? It's like patenting a videophone... anyone got that one's patent number??

  151. And what is wrong with this? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is nothing wrong with obtaining a patent on something you have no intention of producing. The fact of the matter is that there are many great sources of legitimate innovation that operate exactly this way. Biotechnology companies that build a new drug and then sell it to pharmaceuticals to manufacture and market. Universities that obtain patents on technologies invented in their labs, and then sell the patents to industrials to realize their commercial potential. Research consortia set up to develop new technologies and then license them back to the companies who fund the consortia.

    The list of these sorts of operations is long, and quite distinguished. There is a tremendous amount of legitimate innovation that results from companies and individuals being able to patent results of research and development, and license the patents to companies whose strength is manufacturing, not innovation.

    The real issue with the 'inventions' described in the article is that they are really not inventions, but rather obvious combinations of technologies already released to the public. Most of these patents should have never been granted.

    1. Re:And what is wrong with this? by Convergence · · Score: 1

      Thats not quite true. A university or a biotechnology company usually has at least built a prototype or a sample.

      Here, we have people who will never build anything, including a prototype, with a patent designed to derail others. (unless they pay the bribe)

  152. Where's the downside? by rev063 · · Score: 1

    I think part of the problem with the patent system is that there's no redress for filing an obviously frivolous patent. You file your patent, and if the off chance someone sues, the patent is invalidated. The legal fees are hardly a deterrent if you were willing to gamble the $15K in legal and filing fees in the first place. Or is there some civil or criminal penalty for wilfully abusing the patent system that I'm not aware of?

  153. Nitpick.... by mavenguy · · Score: 1

    Patents: Useful arts, inventors, discoveries
    Copyrights: Science, authors, writings

  154. A Counterintuitive Solution To The Patent Problem by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Reduce the filing and maintenance fees to zero.

    WHAT!!!???

    Here's why: Right now, the PTO is a cash cow for the government. They've got a nice little business going. PTO actually generates "profit" which helps the government fool us into believing they can balance a budget.

    Filing and maintenance fees are only a small disincentive (if any) to wealthy lawyers and deep-pocketed corporations. Eliminating the fees won't spike the applications as much as you might think.

    What would happen is that the PTO would have to be supported out of the general fund. They would have to figure out how to run on a budget, and what would they do? They would do many of the things that we want them to do: Stricter guidelines on what could be patented, elimination of the controversial software and business method categories, and fewer examiners.

    Now, I wonder if we can slip this one in as "pro business" and fool them? Somehow I doubt it. Also, the city of Alexandria, Virginia would be pissed off because the huge new PTO complex being built there would have to find a new tenant.

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  155. Maybe it's been said... by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

    ...people who patent ideas for things they have no intentions of building, hoping to license technology or block competitors from doing something similar.

    It's funny how hippocritical our government is:

    • Patent something you have no intention of making: OK
    • Register a domain name you have no intention of using: NOT OK

    (According to our governmnet) one is good business (get something someone else wants to buy), the other is cybersquatting. What is up with that?

    1. Re:Maybe it's been said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finishing and publishing an invention is valuable all by itself, registering a domain is not. Now if only patents weren't allowed to be gibberish....

  156. Mission Statement of PTO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For over 200 years, the basic role of the Patent and Trademark Office (PTO) has remained the same: to promote the progress of science and the useful arts by securing for limited times to inventors the exclusive right to their respective discoveries (Article 1, Section 8 of the United States Constitution). Under this system of protection, American industry has flourished. New products have been invented, new uses for old ones discovered, and employment opportunities created for millions of Americans.

    The PTO is a non-commercial federal entity and one of 14 bureaus in the Department of Commerce (DOC). The office occupies a combined total of over 1,400,000 square feet, in numerous buildings in Arlington, Virginia. The office employs over 5,000 full time equivalent (FTE) staff to support its major functions--- the examination and issuance of patents and the examination and registration of trademarks.

    The PTO has evolved into a unique government agency. Since 1991-- under the Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act (OBRA) of 1990-- the PTO has operated in much the same way as a private business, providing valued products and services to our customers in exchange for fees which are used to fully fund our operations. The primary services we provide include processing patents and trademarks and disseminating patent and trademark information.

    Through the issuance of patents, we encourage technological advancement by providing incentives to invent, invest in, and disclose new technology worldwide. Through the registration of trademarks, we assist businesses in protecting their investments, promoting goods and services, and safeguarding consumers against confusion and deception in the marketplace. By disseminating both patent and trademark information, we promote an understanding of intellectual property protection and facilitate the developments and sharing of new technologies world wide.

  157. No protoype no patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't provide a prototype you shouldn't be able to patent something. Didn't it used to be that way?

    I would hate to figure a way to travel faster than light then find out someone filed 20 differant patents that your idea falls under.

  158. Anything positive we can do? Prior art database? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we make an "Obvious Idea" database, then seal it with a verisign certificate every night?

    Everyone could pitch in and add "Videoconferencing on TV" type ideas all day.

  159. thats not new at all! by yowi · · Score: 0

    The person I heard about this kind of assoholic behavior was James Watt (yep, the unit of power).
    He did the same thing with steam engine patents.

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    Why don't the headlines ever read 'Psychic wins lottery'
  160. I've met the man by hengist · · Score: 1

    Dennis Fernandez, that is. He gave a seminar at a conference on artificial intelligence in Honolulu last year. His presentation was very focussed on the use of patents as an offensive business weapon. Basically, he was telling us to look very carefully at what the competition is doing, then file patents on anything they could develop from what they currently have. He called it ring-fencing the competition.

    Although I don't agree with his sense of ethics in this matter, he is actually a pretty nice guy.

  161. Reminds me of Palahniuk's Survivor.. by SolubleFrank · · Score: 1

    The main characters agent has patented thousands of yet to be named cures using every possible greek/latin/english combination. He keeps the 'medicine' (which is just M&M's at the moment) in labelled vials which he carries in his suitcase.
    The agent also gives his client the 'cure' for anxiety, because he seems stressed.

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    Feed me a stray cat.
  162. This is the only way for small inventors... by zenyu · · Score: 1

    I know this is a oft villified method of making money from your inventions, but if you don't have thousands of patents in your portfolio it is the only way you can do it.

    If you actually make a prototype or worse try to sell the invention you can't protect your invention from IBM or another megacorp. If you build something you are violating hundreds if not thousands of patents and any large corporation that wants to use your patent can just send you a list of 10 or 20 of theirs that you are using. So you have to cross-license. If you simply sell licenses to your patent to others you can contractualy abide them to get any additional licenses they need to build the thing and the interested megacorp can't sue them to get the license and it can't sue you for violating their patent. They either pay your price or they abort the product. If they can force you to cross-license you don't generate any revenue and your patent is now worthless since no one wants to pay you to compete with some company that doesn't have to pay you a dime for the use of the patent.

    I personally think the patent system should be scrapped in favor of a one or two automatic year "copyright" on ideas from the date of first publication. "Publication" would have to be refined to mean indexed in one of a short list of industry specific databases and available for free and within 5 seconds. Just so that you could properly figure out if your idea was covered by someone's "copyright". Then add a layer of comments, al la slashdot, and a 48 hour method for getting frivalous claims authoritatively marked so by experts... It would be much much more efficient and you could additionally have licensing prices published (perhaps even with URL's to commercial clearing houses). and the the two year window should assure that "copyrights" on fundamental concepts can only destroy only a company or ten and not entire industries. I also think the experts should be paid directly by the government (no fees) and voted for by the users of the system, on a field/sub-field basis, with intersubfield jurors selected on an ad-hoc basis. Maybe 48 hours isn't enough, but at least extra time should have serious discouragements. The jurors/reviewers should also be able to penalize a claim that does not properly site other people's non-frivalous claims (at least within a 2 year window.) Industries with high regulatory burdens, like drug companies, could get an extra year tacked on if they get approval within the two year window. -- This would force people to actually move in order to get six months to a year of monopoly prices, they could then continue as a commodity producer with first mover advantage or simply leave the generics to others and pluck something else from their invention pipeline. Big companies would probably continue making the products as they are usually inefficient inventors but efficient producers, and smaller outfits could innovate and actually make some licensing revenue from the big guys. $50,000 on your little invention can keep you working on the big one for six months to a year on the big one.

    This doesn't fund basic science since that can take 5 to 50 years to become practical, but the R part of R&D is usually not so well executed by industry. Leave that to market leaders and universities which have the motivation to make those discoveries anyway. You could even continue the tax credit schemes we have now for research or fund them with industry taxes like we have for milk advertising and the like (for recession proofing, tax credits aren't as useful when your not profiting this quarter...)

  163. I showed this article to the GM at work by yem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Great article", he said. "Offensive blocking patents!! We need to be a lot more active ourselves. Need to start thinking about this."

    He wasn't being sarcastic. Until the patent system gets a real shake up, people will abuse it.

    --
    No, I did not read the f***ing article!
  164. United States Patent and Trademark Office Reexam by werdna · · Score: 1

    There already is one: the USPTO. The process, Patent Reexamination.

    Reexamination may be initiated by any person willing to petition the office and setting forth any substantial new question of patentability. The Patent office can also begin such a process sua sponte (by its own initiation), as it did with the patents in the RIM and Compton's cases.

  165. Discouraging Innovation by Michael_Burton · · Score: 1

    people who patent ideas for things they have no intentions of building, hoping to license technology or block competitors from doing something similar. As if the patent system weren't screwed up enough already.

    It's frequently been remarked here that misuse of a law meant to encourage innovation can actually discourage it, instead.

    As the great Daffy Duck used to say, "Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!"

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    When all you have is an axe, everything looks like a grindstone.
  166. What's an idea .... something you write down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone once told me I can't even copyright an idea. I had the idea then that he was an idiot looking for a nonexistent semantic nit. What's an implementation, if not an idea? Is it still an idea after it's written down? What's intangible, something that isn't in writing?
    Am I the only person who ever had a detailed and specific idea about an implementation? I have no idea how anything complicated is done or written down without an idea. Can someone explain? Does a written idea about an implementation become an implementation when it surpasses a certain implementation-dependent length in writing? Is this all about finding a dismissive label such as "intangible" to apply to ideas that shouldn't be called implementations, or does one look at ideas on a case-by-case basis?

  167. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but once I came in first and third in a circle jerk.

  168. Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear I read awhile back, that in order to patent something, you have to have a working model of it. Not that the multi-user/chat interface would be that difficult to create.. but still..

    Or there's also the option of doing it ouside the country and outside of the US legal system ;-)

  169. Re:jury by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We would have less legal problems in this country if they only allowed the top 2% (130+ IQ) to participate in jury duty (and paid them at least $400/day for their time). ..for your faith in the myth of IQ numbers, I declare you incompetent to sit on a jury.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  170. Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, when you look back into older patent submissions, it becomes quite obvious that the patent office used to require real development work and a serious (if not perfect) model before granting anything. My great grandfather was a chemical engineer who patented some refinery technology in the early 1900's, and the designs he had to submit were pretty amazing. He still hadn't finished development work on his process, but he was required to publish extensive designs of the process engineering, and that allowed him the funding to build pilot plants and work out the actual details of the running process.
    When did the patent office start giving patents for "concepts" with no development work?

  171. Like Mining Claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think you can find valuable minerals (gold, silver, etc) on public land you can file a mining claim. A claim gives you the right to control the land and develop the minerals on that land. But the Bureau of Land Management (unlike the patent office) requires that you do actual work on the claimed land, either significant prospecting efforts or mining development, or else you lose the claim (and the rights revert back to the government). This system works pretty well because squatters can't just hold vast amounts of land that they do nothing with, but people who are serious about mining can explore for minerals while protecting their investments if their efforts find "pay dirt."
    The patent system lacks such checks and balances, and it's becoming clear that we need such a process that requrires that a patent holder at least show work on developing their idea or else lose control of it back into the public domain of free human thought.

  172. economics at work by sir_cello · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are two issues here.

    Firstly, on the point of obtaining patents for inventive ideas, there is nothing wrong with focusing just on that activity. Some people are very inventive, and if they can help advance society (and make a living for themselves at the same time) by coming up with patents then that's good for us all. It's better than them having their bright ideas stolen and used without any remmuneration in return. There are many other examples of industrial specialisation in society, and this is one of them: here the specialisation is on producing new technologies. If it turns out that many of these new technologies are not feasible or require further work to implement, well that just devalues that worth of the patent (potentially) and the collorary is that the incentive for the patent producers is to produce worthwhile patents (rather than waste money on unworkable ideas). If people are "lucky dipping" and "jackpotting" by creating realms of dubious patents, then so be it.

    Secondly, there's always going to be some level of dodgy practice - but this goes two ways: you have peope filing "bogus" patents, but you also have companies and organisations that work around legitimate patents so as to avoid paying royalties. Everybody is playign the game - it used to be a gentleman's game, but society isn't so much like this anymore, and I don't think that's a per se issue in the patent system but it reflects an ethical and moral position that we all take. On the other hand, new technology is always going to cause problems with existing systems, so there's another problem of "good faith" dodgy patents simply where filer and examiner aren't aware that the patent doesn't reflect the situation with a new technology (and the kinds of people that read slashdot are very technologically savvy and can see these points straight away, but the rest of the world isn't quite there).

    In fact, I say this because I'm one of these inventive people that has a lot of good ideas, but I'm quite useless at implementing them. I hate it when people criticise me for this, and in return I say that there are many people out there with bad ideas (or no ideas) but are very good implementors. The world requires people of all sorts to work together - and if there are structures and systems in the world that help facilitate this (and every sensible person accepts that all structures and systems have some degree of flaw) then that's to the benefit of us all.

  173. And this is bad... why? by AnnaBlack · · Score: 1
    Well, I freely admit that patenting things we have no idea of building is the business model of the company I work for. It's what we do. And I'll further contend there's nothing wrong with it.

    Look; ideas are ten (or more) a penny. Good ideas are about 1% of all ideas (at best). Good ideas that can make money in the real world are about 1% of all good ideas. That's a low production rate. In order to generate these ideas, we have to do all sorts of research, be aware of wide areas of technology, employ experts in consumer interaction, etc etc.

    So, if we develop a good, marketable idea, what do we do with it? How does one sell ideas? That's our niche; we understand how to protect and sell ideas. We understand patents, design rights (registered and unregistered), copyright, NDAs... the whole shooting match. That's where our expertise is, not in manufacture or distribution or marketing or sales. We deal in ideas.

    As a consequence, we never make anything (except prototypes and some demos). And we never will. We sell the ideas (license the patents or designs) to people who can and will make money from them. And there's nothing wrong in that.

    Note, though, that I'm not arguing the patent system isn't flawed. It's just that if anyone wants to protect a good, novel, inventive idea then there is no real workable alternative.

    Anna

  174. heres some other billion $ ideas I've had by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    http://delvedesigns.com/websites/clancrazy/resume/ ideas.html

    This new one WILL make millions. I just don't feel like writing alot of parsing code. I'd rather take a bullet in a bank robbery than code anything else right now.

    1. Re:heres some other billion $ ideas I've had by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Community college leaves you a lot free time, HanzoSan.

  175. more slashdot patent naivety... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh... why on earth should you *have* to commercialise something you've patented? (unless you're talking about the standard "give me the product of your intellectual endevours... information wants to be free" etc etc... argument).

    Patent law gives a limited monopoly in exchange for an inventor disclosing to the public how the invention works - not for actually marketing and selling the product. Patents are legal tools for protecting innovation - whether this is by defensive patenting, licensing or by litigation.

    Any proposal to restrict patent rights based on commercialisation (other than the already existing compulsory license regimes you find in most countries patent law), would in one stroke kill off most small inventors/tinkerers who might hope to license their idea to a manufacturer or large company. And before anyone starts bleating about the evils of big business, this does happen.

    Also, how would you enforce this across national boundaries? Would you have to sell/manufacture/etc in every country you have a patent? Would it be enough to license it? What would constitute commercialisation? (and to whose satisfaction...).

    There's not really any justification for enforcing such a limitation. The compulsory license regimes are sufficient for cases of non-working (eg - pharmaceuticals etc). There is also the widely used mechanism of escalating maintenance fees (they get bigger during the life of a patent - specifically to encourage owners of useless patents to let them expire).

    People need to learn some patent law. Chicken Little is still on the loose.

  176. Patents by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

    I'm still trying to figure out why Al Gore didn't patent the Internet. He could have made a fortune, and saved all that time he wasted in politics!

  177. Companies fighting back by xyote · · Score: 1

    See article here.

  178. Monopoly Entitlements Antithetical to Free Markets by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    This is the public good arguement of patents, I agree with it. The only way these guys become patent millionaires is if the company can pay them millions for the idea, and still end up with a profit themselves.

    It is a terrible idea to lock up human knowledge for any period of time, or to try and promote a so-called free market economy by granting government entitlements to monopolies right and left. Free markets DEPEND upon competition to function. Monopolies are antithetical to competition. Artificial monopolies on knowledge that restricts whole genres of human endeavor eradicate free markets in entire industries, to everyone's detriment (including, quite often, the monopolists' themselves).

    Not only is the idea itself locked up for at least 20 years (longer in many cases, as folks like the pharmaceutical companies have become clever in patenting one portion of a process, then patenting another portion of the same process, extending their patent for several iterations), but every idea which would rest upon the first is locked up and delayed as well.

    The initial 20 year stifling of knowledge is bad enough, but the domino effect is sufficiently horrible that we drive around in cars not a great deal different from those built 20 years ago, fly in airplanes not a great deal different from those built 50 years ago, and have doctors and laboratories working on cancer and AIDS treatments ordered to cease and desist their most promising researches by thuggish lawyers more concerned with lining their own pockets than with the tens of thousands of lives such an indefensible policy costs.

    There are many other ways to finance R&D than giving away monopoly entitlements, be it for 1 year, 20 years, or (to stray from the topic of monopolies on human knowledge for a minute, to those granted on human expression and information), life+75 years or 95 years. Even the least effecient of the alternatives, using government grants to finance R&D, would cost the economy orders of magnitude less than the system of monopoly entitlements and micro-managed[1] planned economies being touted as "free."

    Innovation has already become difficult. Not because there is any shortage of new ideas, or even a shortage of new ideas that are viable and would enrich both the implimentor, and society as a whole as the customer able to obtain new goods and services that enrich everyones lives. Innovation is difficult because all innovation relies on the work of those who went before, and these days, virtually everything relevant to the current leading edge of technology is locked up, and will remain so for a decade or more.

    It may serve politician's interests and the interest of large, lethargic corporations to slow progress to a crawl and have enough lead time to stifle any disruptive technologies that emerge (as they are now trying to stifle the Internet, the one disruptive technology that actually managed to surprise the ruling oligarchs), but it certainly does not serve the interests of society at large, and most certainly not of humankind in the more general sense. Quite the contrary.

    [1]Don't believe me? Take a look at the byzantine copyright and patent laws on the books today, designed to manage the information and knowledge economies in minute detail. Soviet planned economies were positively laissaz-faire by comparison.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
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  180. Don't think that will work by siskbc · · Score: 1
    This is how people infinge on other people or companies, and court should decide if Wigetworks INC knowingly or intentionaly infinge on the patent. If wigetworks was not determined to have done either then the patent is invalid.

    At that point no company would ever do a patent search and the entire point of the patent system would be nullified. In the same way that companies use "cleanroom" design to avoid being tainted by copyright, they'd do the same thing for patents. But since patents are much more general and intended to be exclusive (hence the registry), that would be a bad thing indeed.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:Don't think that will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're already there. Nobody does patent searches unless they're trying to get a patent (and even then there's no incentive to do a thorough search; the patent office certainly won't notice if you miss anything); partly because having read a patent exposes you to treble damages for wilfully infringing it, but mostly because patents are complete gibberish to people ordinarily skilled in the art.

  181. Re:how to become a patient millionaire by rifter · · Score: 1

    Oh what a novel idea...

  182. Re:The solution is ... by azzy · · Score: 1

    Yet it seems I win on the 'who has a sense of humour' challenge.

  183. Re:The solution is ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Yet it seems I win on the 'who has a sense of humour' challenge. </quote>

    If you say so, but it seems to me it's more like those "real" chat rooms you were making reference to - non-existent in the real world, virtual instead of virtuous, etc. :-)

  184. Re:United States Patent and Trademark Office Reexa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note, "willing to petition" is a euphemism for paying USD 2520.00 to the USPTO. This will not be refunded, whether they admit to having screwed up again or not, nor is the filer penalized for having abused the system and hindered their industry.