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  1. Re:Few thoughts. on BBC Interviews Linus Torvalds · · Score: 1

    You watch too much Star Wars.

    But anyway...don't get you're hopes up too much...
    This was a ClickOnline report and therefore is only on BBC World and most 'mainstream' people will no see it.

  2. *Oops* on LinuxOrbit Looks At Libranet GNU/Linux 2.7 · · Score: 1

    Can you say Story is OLD...

    The Previous /. article

  3. Re:Testing 2.5 on Linux Kernel 3.0? · · Score: 1

    Ah but Linus also said:

    Hey, _if_ people actually are universally happy with the VM in the current
    2.5.x tree, I'll happily call the dang thing 5.0 or whatever


    So...YAY! Linux 5.0 !!!!! Whoooo-Hoooo!

    ;) for the ;)-impaired

    PS. I know it was followed by: "(just kidding,)" so, alas, it's probably not gonna happen.

  4. Re:gahhhh on Simpsons on the Silver Screen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ha! I won't fall to your level! Oh wait...Doh!

  5. Re:Raarghhh! on Ballmer Wants to "Stomp Linux" Using MS community · · Score: 1

    He should go and play Video Games

    Seems to help.

  6. Re:Now this is truly moronic. on State of Online Music: RIAA's Efforts Paying Off · · Score: 1

    Of cource it's not because pay services have gotten much better in the past 18 months...duh!

    I mean they did so much work and got the media to write good FU..I mean articles and got those napster geniu..er, criminals off the net.

    Now just for those KaZaA bast..ehm guys, we'll get you someday!

  7. Re:What's an MS community? on Ballmer Wants to "Stomp Linux" Using MS community · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even closer than you think:

    From ActiveWin.com:
    -------------
    #24 By cschweda
    I installed Linux for a friend last week and Slashdot posted it as a headline.

    Then a bunch of 14 year old zealots posted 345 comments about how (a) Windows sucked, (b) linux didn't, (c) CmdrTaco misspelled a word in the headline, (d) JonKatz sucked, (e) no he doesn't, you suck, (f) Natalie Portman is one hunka svelt flesh, (g) a beowulf cluster would be cool a thing to do, (h) Slashdot isn't like how it was in the old days, (i) yes, it is, STFU.
    --------------

    Kinds of says it all doesn't it?

  8. Re:This is version 0.1, *not* 1.0 on Mozilla Jumps on 'Lean Browser' Bandwagon · · Score: 1

    Good Point. I'd also like to point out:

    # Preferences are in the middle of a massive overhaul. The current state of preferences is not the final state. If your favorite or most important pref isn't available don't panic. We're working on it. See the FAQ for more information.
    # Bookmarks functionality has recently been overhauled as well. There is a known hang when managing bookmarks which is reported as bug 167167
    # Quicksearch in bookmarks and history are new and still have a couple of issues. We don't yet support deleting filtered results for bookmarks and history filtering is case sensitive. We expect to have these issues fixed in future releases.
    # Tabbing through forms on Linux is broken pretty badly.

    THAT's why it's 0.1 folks....

  9. Ok...let's get through the obvious remarks.. on Ethical Lines of the Gray Hat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1. Aaaarrgh GreyHat! Get it off!!!

    2. Dude a REDhat is soooo much more better!

    3. I'm a Purple Hat Hacker you incensitive sod!

    4. Yeah, but, like, (how) is it violating the GPL..?

  10. Lock out.... on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 1


    Imagine what happens when they accidently turn off capps-lock...

    HAPPENS TO Me all the time!

  11. Re:somethingawful.com on Blizzard Announces New Starcraft Game · · Score: 1

    Actually the best part of the page is:
    ----------------------

    Since today's update deals with the wide and wacky world of Warcraft, I think it's only appropriate that we observe some of the finest fan fiction that the Warcraft community has to offer, namely "none." However, there are such gems as "Warcraft Meets Half-Life," an epic tale detailing the saga of Dr. Gordon Freeman versus the Orcs. What a fabulous idea!

    Then suddenly something jumped out of the bushes. Something big. It landed behind Ian.

    "What the fu...!" He didn't finish his sentence as the big thing drew an axe and cut off his arm. Ian screamed in agony and fell to the ground. His hand was clutching to what was left of his left arm.

    "Shit!" Jean drew her gun as well. Both her and Gordon started shooting.

    Apparently the big thing was surprised by the gunfire and screamed something in a strange language. He had already got two bullets both of his legs and three in his arms but his was still standing. The thing raised its axe again.

    "RUN!" Jean screamed. They did so.

    Oh no! Will Dr. Gordon Freeman and crew be able to fend off the evil Orc army and be able to do whatever the fuck they were supposed to do? Will the Orcs build a lumber mill? Will Dr. Gordon Freeman build a lumber mill? Who will build a lumber mill? Will I build a lumber mill? Nobody knows, but perhaps the answer lies in EROTIC Warcraft fan fiction! Quick, somebody out there write a novel about Fruity Elf gangbangs and send me the link to your Geocities page at once!
    --------------

  12. Ehm......about that closed beta... on Is UnitedLinux Violating The GPL? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not meaning too troll or anything, but...

    The GPL states that you must make the Source Code freely avilible to your customers...

    So if it's a closed beta only the people who recieve that beta have right to that source... and anyway, all the programmes are available on the internet (freshmeat) and as part of other distro's...!

    Speellling is mi graetest good ting!

  13. Re:Just what I need... on Enigmail Standard In Mandrake 9.0 · · Score: 1

    And worse, it came from a pr0n site!

  14. It has to be said.... on Beware of Fake Monkey Automatons · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you see the monkey, smack it! (TM)

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    * This comment is not affiliated to AOL Time Warner in anyway possible, by means of copy, automation, digital or otherwise, until the end of days.
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  15. Re:Chamber of secrets? on Harry Potter strikes back · · Score: 1

    'course it IS :P

  16. Re:Chamber of secrets? on Harry Potter strikes back · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want Harry Potter 5!

    It will be released when it's done.

  17. Is it me or....? on SuSE Presents The YaST2 Package Manager · · Score: 1

    I always like the slashdot stories' poster remarks, especialy the one today:

    From the Slashdot text:
    Eugenia's review seems unduly harsh to me,[..]

    But in OSNews 'article' it says:
    Note: This is NOT a review article, it is a commentary.

    Can you say: R-O-T-F-L-O-L ?

  18. Hmm.. on FTC Encourages Consumers to Forward Them Spam · · Score: 1


    Couldn't they just have signed on for a few hotmail addresses?

  19. Sure, this is a great step forward... on Blender Community Rescues Sources · · Score: 1

    Sure, this is a great step forward... ...but is there a team to look after it?
    Is the team allready on other oss model projects? (eg. do they know what they're getting into?)

    But aside from that, I think this must be the most brilliantly divised way too make money from OSS...

    Is Tuxracer up next?

  20. ROTFLOL because.. (Re:Gates) on FSF Award for the Advancement of Free Software · · Score: 1

    I nominate Bill Gates. He should get the award for advancing free software

    You seem not to be the only one that wants Bill Gates too recieve it...

    from the list of 1999 Free Software Award Nominees: ...Fractint Team, FreeBSD Team, Bill Gates, John Gilmore, Andi Gutmans....

    I have one thing too say:

    ROTFLOL !

  21. This is a fraud. on Several Extrasolar Planets May Be Optical Illusions · · Score: 1

    Not only has it been posted before...

    It's a complete rip from google-cache://spiralx.dyndns.org/texts/troll1.htm l !!!

    Mod this down...it's karma whoring!

  22. Re:Tempting people with devices of the enemy... on C# for Java Developers · · Score: 1

    Humor...humor....since when is it that obvious things can't be funny?

  23. Tempting people with devices of the enemy... on C# for Java Developers · · Score: 0, Troll

    You know what we do with people who temp us with devices of the enemy?

    This

  24. What effect will this really have on the sea..? on MIT Scientists Create Robotic Sea Life · · Score: 1

    This being a great brakethough and all, has anyone ponderd about what effect will this really have on the sea and sealife these robots come in contact with?

    I mean, imagine...suppose you are a big killer whale (Orca) and have just finished a nice dolphin (it hurts me to this about that, but so is the nature of nature) and the Orca is still feeling a bit peckish. And then he sees a strangelooking thing and decides to eat it...

    What will happen?

    Find out next week!

    PS. No, but really, will he get fried? will he just get all sick and die? Or will he just go on living and poop the damn thing out?

  25. Re:Use your powers for good instead of evil on DVD Region Encoding on Verge of Collapse? · · Score: 1

    Let me first say: NO!! THIS IS EVIL !!

    Then let me explain:
    The official language of a country, does not imply that everyone in that country wil want to see the film in that language!

    For example:
    In the Netherlands the official language is dutch, but a lot of the people still want to see the film in it's original language!
    An example: Black&White was released in a Dutch-only version and lot's of people complained! So, after a month, EA released a Patch!

    And the fact that the Dutch (or actually Benelux) version of the LOTR DVD has French credits, also grieved a fair number of people...