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Ballmer Wants to "Stomp Linux" Using MS community

StefMeister writes "According to this article on CNet, MS wants to fight Linux by using their community support (of course by community they mean the few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge). My favorite quote of the article is this one "Linux is not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way.""

533 comments

  1. Can someone say... by Carnage4Life · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Can someone say... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      And the link is to the same article by the same author, written on the same day, just a different server.

      I think Timothy is rubbing off on Chris.

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    2. Re:Can someone say... by PD · · Score: 2

      I think Timothy is rubbing off on Chris.

      What exactly are you saying here?

    3. Re:Can someone say... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Hehehe. Oops. Not that :-)

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  2. It's like deja vu all over again! by glrotate · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Welcom to Slashdot!

    1. Re:It's like deja vu all over again! by DeadSeaTrolls · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think there's something wrong with this Microsoft Matrix I'm stuck in!

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      "There's no scarcity of spectrum any more than there's a scarcity of the color green.", David Reed

  3. Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by PDHoss · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Where in this article does Ballmer say he is going to "stomp Linux?" Nowhere! Journalism 101 people! Don't fight FUD with FUD!

    PDHoss

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    1. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Well, they put it in quotes, so it's just, er, paraphrasing.....

    2. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by PDHoss · · Score: 1

      No, quotes indicate attribution. If you are not attributing, don't use quotes. One more time: In a journalistic sense, quotes indicate attribution.

      PDHoss

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    3. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by daeley · · Score: 5, Informative

      Erm, how about CNet's title: 'Ballmer: United, we'll stomp on Linux'

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    4. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by tmark · · Score: 2

      Where in this article does Ballmer say he is going to "stomp Linux?"

      Did you ever see the video of Ballmer 'stomp'ing around a convention stage, almost tripping over himself and hyperventilating at the end ? If you did, you can't read any Ballmer quotes without picturing him stomping around like some sort of wanna-be-silverback gorilla in mating season.

    5. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      And why exactly are you whining about a mistake C|Net makes on Slashdot? Go annoy them about their journalistic misteps, not us.

    6. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      This is paraphrasing him. They are saying that Ballmer said that or something like that. IF they had used quotes, that would mean he really used those exact words.

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    7. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by Ooblek · · Score: 2
      Or how about this in the parent:

      of course by community they mean the few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge

      Few?!? I think someone is in denial.....

    8. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by edrugtrader · · Score: 3, Informative

      READ THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE... "Ballmer: United, we'll stomp on Linux"

      that implies he said it.

      -1 RTFA.

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    9. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by daeley · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily, as quotes can also mean a paraphrase, as someone else pointed out here, e.g., what we're doing when we make quote marks with our fingers during a conversation. :) In any case, I think the parent's "outrage" was misplaced.

      (Hunkering down for an offtopic mod.)

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    10. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by PDHoss · · Score: 1

      CNet's headline was:

      Ballmer: United, we'll stomp on Linux

      Notice the lack of quotes? Notice the phrase "stomp on Linux"? CNet did not make a journalistic mistake; Slashdot's editors did. If /. wanted to keep the flameworthy/trollbait word "stomp" in the headline, our headline should have read something akin to

      CNet: Ballmer wants to stomp Linux

      PDHoss

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    11. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Point taken.

      I still think there's no reaosn for getting upset and moaning about it, though. Heaven forbid that the editors are only human and write less than perfect copy.

      I for one could really care less about the semantics of the headline, and judging from the rest of the posts so far, pretty much everyone else feels the same way.

      Don't assume that things are automatically flame/trollbait just because you want something to complain about :P

    12. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by LeenusT · · Score: 1

      Are the bricks tied to the dog's head or the other end?

    13. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's definitely used informally and in conversation, but in the case of professional journalism, the rules are more strict.

      Perhaps I should use your example of quotes and say Slashdot "journalism".

      (Har har!)

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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    14. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by Vargasan · · Score: 1

      "Few?!? I think someone is in denial....."

      From the article: "Currently there are about 1,200 MVPs, half of whom are in the United States."

      I'd say 1,200 people out of how many millions that use computers is only a few.

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    15. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by chris_mahan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Essentially, thought, Ballmer says "United, we'll stomp on Linux"

      Who was he speaking to? MS MVPs.

      So he's saying that MS CORP and the MSMVPs need to unite, and that after they are united they will stomp on linux.

      First problem: Uniting the MS MVPs to MS.

      Second problem: Getting MS and the MVP to do some stomping (regardless of what is being stomped). That would imply that MS and the MVPs would somehow be "in-step". I wonder how many MVPs will actually dance that dance.

      Third problem: Stomp on Linux? Are they going to download distros and pile them in the street and physically stomp on them? Ahh, of course not, it's figurative. They are going to fight them. But how? Are they going to buy them out? Nah. Are they going to try to make their system so much better that linux will seem to be the "worst" alternative? Yes. That's what they meant. But what does that really mean, making their systems so much better? I think it means compete. So microsoft is saying that it will compete against Linux and the developer community behind it. But what does that mean? I mean, Microsoft the monied MNC needs help from MS MVPs to compete against a non-business run by a bunch of volunteers?

      This brings me to my point. Ballmer essentially feels directionless. MS is financially directly being impacted by the GNU/Linux operating system and the various distributions. Yet there is no one company to compete against. There is no company to compete against. There is no way to underprice linux until they can't pay their devs and go BK. There is no way to advertise better than linux since MS can't buy word-of-mouth, and word-of-mouth is the best form of advertising. So in effect MS is losing sales and there's nothing they can do about about it.
      But MVPs can. They can do the word-of-mouth. These people recommend solutions to large and medium customers. MVPs are are consulting comapnies, solutions providers. They can be the MS advocate and Linux bad-mouthers.

      Except that there are more Linux Zealots (and I use the term endearingly) than MS MVPs.

      So in fact ballmer hit it on the nose. Together they will stomp on Linux.

      Of course, Linux will stomp right back... But that's another story altogether. Goodnight children.

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      "Piter, too, is dead."

    16. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Heaven forbid that the editors are only human and write less than perfect copy. "

      Heh heh. Are you British? It's understatement like that that's the soul of British humour.

  4. Well... by daeley · · Score: 2

    Well, taking his famous, ah, 'performance' into account, this might not be too far from the truth, if one takes 'stomp' to be in the sense of Godzilla trying to 'stomp' Tokyo.

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaarrrgghh! Can't get that picture out of my head! Silly Balmer.
      ...
      Aaarrrghhh! Can't get _that_ tune out of my head! Silly Minogue.
      ...
      Still, anyone still have a link to the Balmer performance? I need to psychologically infect other people around here. Heheh.

  5. And uhm.. after that? by rmadmin · · Score: 5, Funny

    So uhm, after they stomp out linux, what then, stomp out BSD? And uhm, after that? Apple's OSX? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.. I'm shaking in my Open Source boots.

    1. Re:And uhm.. after that? by Lxy · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they stomped BSD, then where could they get code from?

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    2. Re:And uhm.. after that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stomp out BSD

      .................... department of redundancy department

    3. Re:And uhm.. after that? by denzo · · Score: 2

      If Microsoft keeps stomping everywhere, sooner or later they'll end up with $h*t all over their feet.

    4. Re:And uhm.. after that? by Alien+Being · · Score: 4, Funny

      After that... Monkeyboy appears on stage with a flock of penguins doing his rendition of "La Cucaracha".

    5. Re:And uhm.. after that? by Joseph+Wharton · · Score: 1

      I'm shaking in my Open Source boots.

      Can I get a pair of those?

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    6. Re:And uhm.. after that? by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, he'll sell you a pair, but he has to include the pattern he used to make them.

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      John
    7. Re:And uhm.. after that? by cruppel · · Score: 1

      only if they stomp on themselves

    8. Re:And uhm.. after that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um. who modded that post that was merely laughing at the parent post as being "offtopic" ?

    9. Re:And uhm.. after that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be an editor with unlimited mod points to distribute.

    10. Re:And uhm.. after that? by bark76 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone want to write an FAQ on why it should be called BSD/Windows?

    11. Re:And uhm.. after that? by Nailer · · Score: 2

      So uhm, after they stomp out linux, what then, stomp out BSD? And uhm, after that?

      Steve will buy some terminator boots and uberstomp Wumpscut. Go on, you've seen him on stage going nuts before. Its obvious he's a hard core rivethead. ;)

    12. Re:And uhm.. after that? by EelBait · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute! Stop the presses! I see it now! Someone at MS saw all the BSD code and had to cover it up somehow, so they reversed engineered the acronym of BSD to mean Blue Screen of Death, just in case anyone should ask.

  6. What's an MS community? by MongooseCN · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm imaging it's like the /. community except all the posts will be s/microsoft/linux.

    1. Re:What's an MS community? by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 5, Informative
      Close.

      Try: ActiveWin.com

    2. Re:What's an MS community? by azizlumiere · · Score: 1

      Do they call themself \. or ./ ?

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    3. Re:What's an MS community? by orkysoft · · Score: 4, Funny
      Quoth ActiveWin.com:
      Sorry for the slower site last night, we got a little over-run because we managed to get a lot of Xbox screenshots before any other sites last night and thus about ten big name sites were linking too us. (emphasis mine)

      Amazing! They even make grammatical errors in the editorials, just like Slashdot!

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      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
    4. Re:What's an MS community? by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't casually substituting "microsoft" for "linux" in the previous thread result in a FAQ about a rant/discussion to call it GNU/microsoft? Do we really want to go that route? *shudders while pondering the ensuing flame wars*

    5. Re:What's an MS community? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

      Their "ask slashdots", oddly enough, are the same as ours. (Mostly how to configure NT machines...)

      - A.P.

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      "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    6. Re:What's an MS community? by pubjames · · Score: 2

      Hmm. Interesting site, but it demonstrates that there isn't much of a "Microsoft community" because hardly anyone posts there.

    7. Re:What's an MS community? by The+J+Kid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even closer than you think:

      From ActiveWin.com:
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      #24 By cschweda
      I installed Linux for a friend last week and Slashdot posted it as a headline.

      Then a bunch of 14 year old zealots posted 345 comments about how (a) Windows sucked, (b) linux didn't, (c) CmdrTaco misspelled a word in the headline, (d) JonKatz sucked, (e) no he doesn't, you suck, (f) Natalie Portman is one hunka svelt flesh, (g) a beowulf cluster would be cool a thing to do, (h) Slashdot isn't like how it was in the old days, (i) yes, it is, STFU.
      --------------

      Kinds of says it all doesn't it?

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    8. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again today, Linux faces the DOJ for monopolistic practices. In other news, Dell announces a line of servers based on OpenSource "Windows" OS from on a group of developers called "Microsoft"

    9. Re:What's an MS community? by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      MS community is mainly on MSDN, Microsoft.public.* newsgroups, etc. There was an excellent post by a guy a while back listing the resources.

    10. Re:What's an MS community? by suss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope. It's hidden somewhere in the EULA for XP SP1.

      By clicking this, you agree to do MS Community Service for the period of 1 year.
      This includes so called "trolling" on "slashdot" and shouting your mouth off in channel "#Debian" on irc.openpro^K^K^K^K^K^K^K^K^K^Kfreenode.net

    11. Re:What's an MS community? by Bazzargh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yup, there were lots of excellent posts a while back. Tham war tha days.

    12. Re:What's an MS community? by that_goatse_guy · · Score: 1

      I think it's highly illuminating that the same story only garnered twelve responses over there. Still, after reading it; I don't think that the slashdot/activewin comparision is accurate. I read through articles and did not see a single 'fp'.

    13. Re:What's an MS community? by 21mhz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm imaging it's like the /. community except all the posts will be s/microsoft/linux

      And, accordingly, the reverse?
      Then, their pet peeve would be GNU/Microsoft.

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    14. Re:What's an MS community? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope. They call themselves ../..%%35%63../

    15. Re:What's an MS community? by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      I saw quite a lot (relatively speaking) of deleted comments, which had been judged to be trolls.

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    16. Re:What's an MS community? by Whyzzi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Also, in a spirit closer to open source:

      http://www.asp.net/

      Free (syntax highlighting) aspx editor called WebMatrix, free downloadable source code aspx scripts including: portal, store and forum software.Note: I really didn't read the licenses

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    17. Re:What's an MS community? by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but at ActiveWin, you read through the articles and see things like,

      "Does anyone know how to set a password on the background so my sister doesn't keep setting it as the Backstreet Boys?"

    18. Re:What's an MS community? by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      No, here's the difference, as seen on the link you included:

      #2 By sodatwit (6 Posts) at 9/25/2002 5:29:18 AM
      This comment has been removed due to a violation of the Active Network Terms of Use.

      When their editors mod you down, they mod you all the way down.

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      John
    19. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow! Finaly I will be able to get FIRST POST!
      I am just bookmarking that sirt, removing ./
      Bye!

      Yours Anonymous

    20. Re:What's an MS community? by Yarn · · Score: 2

      OK, who's the spy?

      Round up all the trolls....

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    21. Re:What's an MS community? by bogie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's the worst site ever. Its like a mirror for slashdot except only the worst of. There literally are no resonable people there. Take for example a post yesterday where some guy said XP sucks for wireless and a bunch of us rebuked him. That would never happen there. Its a one way street. Every post is "linux sucks" and if a non-MS product is ever mentioned all they do is crap all over it. Truly Sad.

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    22. Re:What's an MS community? by jiminim · · Score: 1

      Thou shalt begin community...

    23. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't frequent the site, because we have some fairly heated and resonable discussions over there.

      But I guess you define something as unresonable when you don't agree with it.

    24. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whereas on slashdot, when you piss off the editors they bitchslap your post AND ALL FUTURE POSTS FROM YOU down to -2 - i.e. unreadable by anyone.

      Spot the difference yet>

    25. Re:What's an MS community? by Coplan · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Hehe...after browsing through that site a bit, I get this whole image in my head resembling "West Side Story". Except the Windows guys are carrying switchblades while the Linux guys are carrying Plastic explosives, heat seeking missles and anything else that is "geeky-cool"

      Honestly, I don't understand the whole "religious wars" as I like to call them. I'm a huge supporter of Linux. Most of the reason is because I feel I can actually offer something in that scene. But I'm not entirely against Microsoft. I have a lot of respect for what both factions are trying to do. I am leaning most of my support towards the linux world though for two reasons: 1) I like to support the little guy and 2) even if Linux were the big guy, the profit to be made from open source is in support, not monopoly. This sorta puts in its own checks/balances -- something that I don't believe Microsoft has the benefit of. What it comes down to is "the right tool for the right task". You're not going to see me doing music on Linux any time soon. Most likely, MAC is still the best for that (throw your bottles now, but it's true from a professional level). For net development and servers, e-mail and so on, I choose linux. Joe-schmoe desktop user won't find home in Linux any time soon. Yes, it's getting there...but it's still far from idiot proof.

      A little aside about Open Source vs. Closed Source: There are faults to both, but I believe the Open source model could potentially be much more beneficial to the computer world -- not necessarily to the individual company. That's not such a bad thing though. Anyhow, supposing there's a huge security loophole in a closed source project, the consumer identifies the problem, and the company has to spend time and money to fix the problem. However, that's part of overhead at that point, as the consumer has already paid for the product and a service contract, one would assume. Meanwhile, in the open sourced project, said consumer can report the loophole across the 'net. Someone using the product (not necessarily the company) might be able to fix the problem and offer his code to the company. However, said company should take measures to make sure that the code doesn't open another exploit put in there by the devious programmer (not to say it happens often, but it could).

      Meanwhile, the chief benefit of Open Source? Your undies are hanging out in the breeze. So your product is no longer the software...its trust. Redhat, Slackware, Mandrake, SuSE, and so on...how do they earn their money? Trust. People trust them to check the submitted code. People trust their product, no matter how different or similar it is to someone else's product, simply because it's released by said company. That's where competition should lie, in my opinion. Quality, quality, quality. Don't like it? Use some other flavor of the same damn thing. The most will flock to that which has the most quality. Reinstall the uncorruptable medium for competition.

      Now say it together: We Love Open Source!!!!

      (Coplan needs to go relax now)

    26. Re:What's an MS community? by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      Isn't "MS Community" a euphemism for "warez h4xx0rz"?

    27. Re:What's an MS community? by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be S:\microsoft\linux?

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    28. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get a hyperlink for (f) Natalie Portman is one hunka svelt flesh please.

    29. Re:What's an MS community? by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1

      Tell me, young man, how much blacker that kettle can actually get?

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    30. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god.... you have just subjected us all to the most horrific vision I have ever seen...

      It's an MS-friendly slashdot... the horror

    31. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some great professional tools for music on linux. Try here. They offer some software, I think under the GPL.

    32. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then a bunch of 14 year old"

      Hold on there. Where in /. can you find the age of the users?

    33. Re:What's an MS community? by Lord+Custos · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Stolen from ActiveWin:
      Wanted to get this here before the moderators there take it off the site.

      #14 By Obsidious (2 Posts) at 9/25/2002 5:34:22 PM I think the comparisons Ballmer tries to distinguish are rather funny, because in the grand scheme of things, the "Microsoft Community" tend to be nothing more than blindfolded, castrated lemmings marching off a cliff.
      Before you flame, let me give you an example. Bug patches.
      When a bug in a Microsoft product is revealled, users are at the mercy of said bug until a patch is released. Which often takes weeks, or even months after the fact. It seems that Microsoft spends more time and money on PR spin and attacks against bug whistle blowers than it does on fixing the bugs and getting it over with. What is that saying? When you don't have the law, you persecute the prosecutor? We can't count on an MCSE(What you might consider the REAL Microsoft community) to help, since their training is about as broad as playing Solitaire and rebooting when they run into a problem. These people are trained monkeys with toilet paper diplomas.
      Enter the open source community. Although there are quite a few loons in the bunch who give most of them a bad name (RMS, ERS, Alan Cox, I'm looking at you guys), the community gets right to the point when it comes to serious bugs and getting fixes out promptly. I can often find patches days, or even hours after an alert has been issued. There's no PR flack or media ass kissing to make up for developer laziness. A patch is made, and life moves on. But that's not where "the community" part really shines. No, the community has a strong sense of self because THEY maintain these programs themselves. They are often developers and artists throwing their lot in to make the software better. Mozilla, for instance, is not the product of a multinational corporation. It is the product of the developers, who are also the users. In the end, the users have total control of their software and what goes into it.
      And that's why the community is strong. They have something invested in the software because it's a part of them. It's not something they bought off the shelf.
      This is something Ballmer and crew will never achieve. As far as Microsoft is concerned, it's about master and slave. And that's the way it will always be for them.

      The rest of the people on that page make me wish their was a moderation system on their site.
    34. Re:What's an MS community? by Talez · · Score: 1

      Ummm... On Windows our backspace key actually works without having it spawn a load of ^Ks.

      Also, why the hell do you guys keep using ^K? Haven't you heard of ^W?

    35. Re:What's an MS community? by mlg9000 · · Score: 1

      It's \. silly!

    36. Re:What's an MS community? by jomagam · · Score: 1

      Their most active story has 41 replies. I rest my case of Becks Dark...

    37. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the posts.

    38. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect the MS Community will be made up of all the microsoft.public newsgroups that keep dropping into my "New Newsgroups" list every day. They seem to be flooding the net with the things!

      As for making computers idiot proof, I'm not sure thats possible or desirable. You can't drive a car without some idea that its always helpful to stay on the right side of the road, stop at traffic lights and not hit any other drivers/pedestrians/such. I expect there are equivalents in computing.

    39. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When their editors mod you down, they mod you all the way down.

      READ THIS THREAD

      That is all.

    40. Re:What's an MS community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, I already did. And I fell for the troll, and modded it up.

      I then spent the next six months in $rtbl.

      The Moral of the Story? Moderating is overrated :-)

    41. Re:What's an MS community? by WNight · · Score: 2

      We get the religious wars. Mac users flame PC users a bit, PC users flame back, BeOS users were insuferable (because they were right!) and so on.

      And then someone comes up with a huge holy war, saying that our mere existance is undesirable and they're going to use their combined might to squash us, not just out-doing us, but making it impossible and illegal for us to exist, probably suing a bunch of us along the way for good measure.

      That's a totally different type of holy war, it's a jihad. That's what I don't get.

    42. Re:What's an MS community? by jafac · · Score: 2

      I can totally understand what "religious wars" are all about.

      I started off as a Novell person, I invested countless hours getting my CNE certification.

      I can now wipe my ass with my CNE certificate, it don't mean jack squat anymore.

      But I moved on. I now support Windows and Solaris products, and I run OS X at home. I keep telling myself that someday, Linux will be relevant enough for me to need to learn it - but that day has not come yet. When it does, I suppose I will.

      I find it very difficult to understand why someone would be "religious" about Microsoft, unless they put effort into certifying on Windows, and only barely made it, and now would feel threatened if they had to move on to another OS, because they're not sure they can handle the complexity. Windows *does* do a good job of hiding the underlying complexity under a lot of abstraction. But the fact is - when you can't do any low-level troubleshooting, because that part is obscured and protected as proprietary trade secrets, then your problem-fixing repertoire will consist of "rebooting or reinstalling the OS". How much is that really worth?

      A true technician does not care about what technology he or she is skilled in. A true technician can change when required (unless the vendor has the technology locked up so there's a high price-barrier to enter).

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  7. Rehash? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this is just CNets version of the same story that was reported yesterday.

    While it Ballmer is always good for a laugh, it always turns into a slow sad chuckle.

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  8. Not a duplicate story by back_pages · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sorry, this is not the same article as this Slashdot article. The ZDNet article is exactly the same as the CNet article, except the ZDNet article includes this INSIGHTFUL EASTER EGG OF KNOWLEDGE at the end:
    "The big issue there, he said, was a reluctance to accept legal liability for open-source software."
    1. Re:Not a duplicate story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft doesn't accept liability for their software either, so what's his point?

    2. Re:Not a duplicate story by back_pages · · Score: 1

      Proving that you only need to babble in bold text to get modded up.

  9. Umm... by necrognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obviously one editor has no idea what the other is doing. Can we not have back-to-back stories about the same article? That was like, yesterday.

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    1. Re:Umm... by chrisd · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well sometimes we do step all over each other, but all things considered, it is not the end of the world :-)

      chrisd

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    2. Re:Umm... by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      It isn't!? OMG! Slashdot editors are human! What will I ever do?

      My life is a lie.

      --
      "The words of the prophets are written on the Slashdot walls."
    3. Re:Umm... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      What colour is your red face? :-)

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    4. Re:Umm... by gamorck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I find sad about it is that its quite obvious that the people who edit this site don't bother to actually read it all that much. Now to give credit where it is due, most of the other /.ers haven't noticed the dupe as they are ranting and raving just as they were yesterday about it. I've only seen three comments mentioning this thus far.

      What makes this really bad is the fact that it was CLEARLY pointed out yesterday that Ballmer and perhaps others were misquoted in the referenced article. On one hand you guys complain about the FUD Microsoft spews yet on the other you obviously have no problem doing the exact same thing yourselves. (Hint: Never take read anything from CNET or ZDNET literally - their articles are usually fluffed up).

      Now on an ontopic note - MS' Developer community drawves the size of the Open Source community by at least a few hundred if not a thousand fold. They generally have a richer centralized repository of information and technical knowledge (MSDN) to draw from and their development tools are widely considered to be superior. They also sell a platform which offers the best chance for close to 100% market saturation.

      Laugh all you want - but it sounds to me like the man has the right idea. Afterall its not like he said, "We are planning on leveraging the power of our preceived monoply to crush the oppositionary force known as Linux". No he actually said something along the lines of, "By continuing to foster a rich developer community as we have in the past we can make sure the bulk of the talent is writing code for Windows and not Linux".

      Whine all you want but that sounds legal and fair in my book.

      J

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    5. Re:Umm... by chrisd · · Score: 2
      Actually, the reason I didn't know it is because I generally avoid any of the microsoft related articles, I think they're in general repetitive and unlikely to shed any new light on the microsoft issue. That said, I got a kick out of the whole Novell quote, so I posted it, almost as a lark. I like reading slashdot, actually. I still find it fun :-)

      That said, I think that proprietary software can use the ideas of open source to expand their influence and make money without opening up code. I've never belonged to the group that thinks that microsoft doesn't see that, either.

      To a degree this story for me was about posting yet another microsoft trollm but a fun one. I hoped that people would notice Microsoft aping the least painful and most successful attributes of open source, that of interacting directly with the developers, without going though weird marketing layers.

      Ironically, through it's MSDN plan,. microsoft has a good history of doing this, whether it is through the releasing of api specs or file formats, there isn't much they don't provide. That said what they don't provide is often telling. But I don't want to go on too long about this.

      chrisd

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    6. Re:Umm... by truthsearch · · Score: 2
      MS' Developer community drawves the size of the Open Source community by at least a few hundred if not a thousand fold. They generally have a richer centralized repository of information and technical knowledge (MSDN) to draw from and their development tools are widely considered to be superior. They also sell a platform which offers the best chance for close to 100% market saturation.
      The size of the MS developer community isn't so easy to calculate. Do you include corporate in-house developers who may recommend things to friends and co-workers, but MS doesn't know about? The size of the Open Source community is at least as hard to calculate. People can give whatever estimates they want, but chances are they're wrong. So your community size argument is moot.

      The "richer centralized repository of information" (MSDN) until recently was written 100% by Microsoft employees and a few outside (payed) contributors. Only recently have newsgroups been added, but articles are almost exclusively from MS employees. The Open Source resources may not be nearly as centralized, but personally I've found far more needed information in the OS community than the "MS community" (I'm a pro VB developer, so I've used MSDN extensively and it's nearly impossible to find answers to hard questions.)

      "Platform which offers the best chance for close to 100% market saturation"? A little narrow-minded? Apps that make MS money (other than Office) and the place where Linux is making the most in-roads is in the server market. Ballmer knows he has the desktops, so why say they need to stomp on Linux? Because they're heavily pushing into the server market with little success (compared to the effort they're putting in). MS has less than 40% market saturation in server OSs and apps. The MS professional server-side developer community is not nearly as large as the Unix/Linux professional server developer community (see Netcraft surveys and Oracle on Unix statistics).

      Fostering a stronger, united, MS developer community would of course help them compete. But it's not going to be nearly as easy as you describe. IBM alone has tens of thousands of sales people all keeping and making Unix and Linux customers. MS has the most visibility due to consumer marketing and press, but what you perceive is not nearly the reality.
    7. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now on an ontopic note - MS' Developer community drawves[sic]the size of the Open Source community by at least a few hundred if not a thousand fold.

      Really? Is this just a perception of yours, or do you have numbers to suggest this conclusion is true? If so, how were they calculated? I'm assuming you're not refering to the mere 1200 developers mentioned in the article, since, at a 1000:1 ratio, there could only be only 1.2 open source developers, and there are far more projects than that.

      They generally have a richer centralized repository of information and technical knowledge
      (MSDN) to draw from


      As opposed to, say, access to source code?

      and their development tools are widely considered to be superior.

      To some extent this reputation may be justified; but recall that Microsoft has a huge budget for marketing. What is "widely considered" to be true is less important than the truth, especially from a company noted for outright lies. [1]

      They also sell a platform which offers the best chance for close to 100% market saturation.

      Umm... since the issue is market saturation, you're begging the question here. Circular logic is always true.

      Laugh all you want - but it sounds to me like the man has the right idea.

      I don't think it's a terrible idea, but I don't think it will work, either. Unlike Open Source software, which treats all participants as equals, Microsoft is just trying to get something for nothing.

      Whine all you want but that sounds legal and fair in my book.

      I agree, but I don't think it will work, and I hope it doesn't.

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      AC

      [1] "Microsoft invented the mouse" in Encarta, the whole issue of "independant reviews" paid for by Microsoft, the "no, we didn't sabotage DR DOS" claims back in the late 80s, the "rigged demo" during the recent trial that they tried to pass off as legit until questioned... and so on.

    8. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh just check the wants ads. VB developers are in demand. Flips side there are no development positions available for linux. For that matter there are no linux jobs either. Most places still run on SPARC and solaris for back end servers and Win NT/2000 for desktops. The rest live off HP/VAX /DEC etc. Even IBM tinkers around with linux. The only full blown linux co I know of is Burlington Coat factory and that's about it.

    9. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's get drunk and delete production data!

      Been there. Done that.

    10. Re:Umm... by alienmole · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Ironically, through it's MSDN plan,. microsoft has a good history of doing this, whether it is through the releasing of api specs or file formats, there isn't much they don't provide. That said what they don't provide is often telling.

      I realize I'm preaching to one of the choirleaders, but as someone who switched away (a number of years ago) from being very involved with development on MS platforms, my perspective is that although MS does provide a lot of useful and well-organized material on MSDN, what they don't provide is not only telling, but can be crippling for a developer.

      Microsoft goes out of its way to "strategically" hide and obfuscate things that it considers to provide a competitive edge, or things that it thinks may reflect badly on the company. It repeatedly and consistently takes action based on its own most narrow interpretation of its self-interest (forget about enlightened self-interest - a foreign concept to Microsoft).

      I think what Microsoft has missed in the larger sense of assessing its own actions and policies, is that a software company like Microsoft is not like companies that sell other kinds of products. It relies on developers who commit large portions of their time to working intimately with their products. In a sense, every developer who uses Microsoft products should be considered an MVP, in the sense that they should be given access to information that helps them do their jobs without needless frustration and deliberate stonewalling and delaying tactics.

      Microsoft is not the only closed-source software company that has problems in this area, but it's certainly the most prominent. In that position, it's in their own interests to try to do a better job. Microsoft showed no inclinations in this direction until open source began threatening its business model. What Ballmer is saying reflects the first time in a long time that Microsoft has actually said something that essentially translates to "we have to do a better job of providing real value to our customers".

      Microsoft and its customers owe a tremendous debt to open source for that kick in the pants. It will be interesting to see whether Microsoft is actually capable of delivering the value it's talking about.

    11. Re:Umm... by iSwitched · · Score: 1

      As a past member of that community (over a decade, MCSD, MCT, MCP, etc...) I can tell you that Microsoft counts amongst it's developer community anyone who ever wrote a Word macro, so the numbers DO NOT dwarf the open source community! At least not when you measure skill levels, they're <opinion>probably about the same</opinion>.

      As to the availability of developer documentation, you have a point (a little) - it isn't as centralized, but that is merely a feature of the distributed nature of oss development - once you get into the zen of how things work (and learn that Google is your best friend) there's nothing you can't find docs and samples on.

      Before you flame, me - MS was berry, berry good to me, I made a bunch of money writing Windows apps and, in no small part because of that, was able to leave Windows behind and focus on writing java for lots of platforms, and my new love, Mac OS X.

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    12. Re:Umm... by Jord · · Score: 1
      Comparing VB to Linux is comparing Apples and Orangegs.

      That is like saying there are no jobs available for "windows developers". VB is a language, Linux is a Kernel/OS.

      Try looking for developers for all of the Languages that run on Linux, you may be surprised by what you find.

    13. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, if you did your fucking job PROPERLY, there woudl be no problem.

      Is it REALLY too much to expect a slashdot editor to READ slashdot occasionally?

      I guess it is :-(

    14. Re:Umm... by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      As a past member of that community (over a decade, MCSD, MCT, MCP, etc...) I can tell you that Microsoft counts amongst it's developer community anyone who ever wrote a Word macro, so the numbers DO NOT dwarf the open source community! At least not when you measure skill levels, they're probably about the same.

      That's ok; the Open Source community counts among its developers anyone who's ever written a shell or Perl script, so that about evens out.

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    15. Re:Umm... by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      maybe its me, but I can find more software to accomplish my tasks with linux. Its easier to evaluate several options cause it's usually free. I dont see that many windows products out there, or innovation either. Im not talking the racks at best buy, Im talking overall quantity and selection. But alas, comps are used 99% for: business related *OFFICE* programs, word proc and games. So no, niche stuff doesn't really matter. But linux is making strides, and consumers love the word free.

    16. Re:Umm... by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      What's with this "you guys" stuff? I'm in no way associated with the slashdot editors or the people who submit the stories (submissions which are quoted verbatim by said editors, I might add).
      FUD sucks, no matter the source. That includes your assumed knowledge of developer community sizes, too.

    17. Re:Umm... by JohnMunsch · · Score: 1

      >Now on an ontopic note - MS' Developer community
      >drawves the size of the Open Source community by
      >at least a few hundred if not a thousand fold.

      How you arrived at this conclusion is beyond me but I'll try to rebut it with some facts, rather than opinions stated as facts.

      If we are to assume that the MS Developer community in fact dwarves the existing open source community we have to assume that it includes people who themselves are interested in open source projects. And that said open source developers are producing and will continue to produce open source software for Windows, Active Server Pages, .NET, etc.

      To test this theory I looked at projects a couple of places. One is freshmeat.net, which hosts information about many many open source projects. Browsing through their projects by language provides scary numbers like 16 C# projects and 10 Visual Basic projects. Wow, clearly the open source developers for Windows aren't hanging out at Freshmeat.net. Looking at it from the standpoint of operating system balances it out more, 1800+ Windows apps vs. 3000+ marked as "OS Independent" but we are still perhaps cursed with a skewed picture.

      Maybe a better picture is presented by Microsoft's own "GotDotNet" website where they have recently added the GotDotNet Workspaces Directory. Yup, it's SourceForge for .NET developers. Unfortunately, unlike SourceForge it hasn't existed for several years, it's still in beta, and it doesn't have the 40,000+ registered projects already in SourceForge. While it is true that only a small percentage of those SF projects ever release any code, do you honestly believe it will be any different over at GotDotNet?

      The point I'm making here is that the Windows community in the entire time I dealt with it (I did Windows development from the beta releases of 3.0 up to mid 2001) never banded together to produce anything that they shared. If they release anything, it typically costs money and does not come with source. That inability to build upon each others work makes 10 people do the work of 1 person in the open source community. Even assuming that you are correct about the numbers, and I don't think the evidence will indicate you are, cooperation is what evens it out.

      >They generally have a richer centralized
      >repository of information and technical knowledge
      >(MSDN) to draw from and their development tools
      >are widely considered to be superior.

      Hmm. Microsoft is schizophrenic in this area, take for example game development. They will produce a lot of articles and info on DirectX at any point surrounding a release but then allow it to largely drop off in between releases. They also don't produce any of the surrounding information that has to do with the subject matter that is not directly related to an API (e.g. how do I make a multi-player game deal with lag). As a result I ended up starting my first game development website XPlus, then DevGames.com, then joining with several other sites to create GameDev.net (currently the #1 site in the world for game development). While GDN once had a heavy Microsoft bias, I'd have to say that we are at least as interested now in cross platform gaming using SDL, Java, OpenGL, etc. and thus Microsoft's central repository is interesting but not crucial to developers anywhere. The reality is that a Microsoft developer has a kind of myopia. MSDN is critical to him/her but not to a developer on any other platform. On the other hand, even if I were to go back to development on a Microsoft platform, MSDN would become important but Freshmeat.net and SourceForge would be as critical to me as they are today.

      >They also
      >sell a platform which offers the best chance for
      >close to 100% market saturation.

      Again, opinion stated as fact. I'm thinking you might have made a similar statement a few years ago while telling your friends that Linux inroads in the server room were pointless, that Microsoft already had the market majority and thus was the best chance for 100% saturation :)

      Simply having the largest market share means nothing in a market where product gets replaced over time. Netscape also had the market before they were illegally pushed from the market.

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    18. Re:Umm... by AlexMax2742 · · Score: 1
      "By continuing to foster a rich developer community as we have in the past we can make sure the bulk of the talent is writing code for Windows and not Linux".

      Which they are scaring away at the same time. Convenient, eh?

      Before you attach a big 'flamebait' to this reply, think about it. What exactly is Microsoft offering to the community recently that would entire developers to stay on the Microsoft bandwagin? The secret API's that only people at Microsoft can access and give their programs unfair advantages over people who don't work there? The compilers like Visual C++ and Visual Basic that cost a nice hunk of change and can't be used in an office environment without a site licence or paying for each and every copy? The fact that their code created with such tools isn't exactly the most portable code on earth?

      I understand that these may not be factors. After all, who needs hidden API's for...oh say...specialized database software that is specificly written for a single company. But the compiler costs money, and if the company they are making it for is dedicating their machines to that, plus a few other tasks like email, then they could provide the same solution cheaper with Linux.

      Pardon me if I'm missing something painfully obvious, but what is Microsoft doing to these same developers that they rely on to make them stay?

      --
      I'm the guy with the unpopular opinion
    19. Re:Umm... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      "By continuing to foster a rich developer community as we have in the past we can make sure the bulk of the talent is writing code for Windows and not Linux".

      Unfortunately, the cost to get into this community has gotten too expensive. The subscription to many of the MSDN packages has passed $1000 annually. The open source community provides many equivalent tools at no cost. So, the long term question is if the open source community provides an incentive for the overall developer community.

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  10. Yeah, we started out broke by Brento · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But we've got nowhere to go but up....

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    What's your damage, Heather?
    1. Re:Yeah, we started out broke by Beatbyte · · Score: 1

      actually put together all the money of everyone involved in anyway with open source and/or linux and you'd have a lot of money.

      especially with IBM involved ;)

      hehe

      oh well. most of us code for the love and challenge as opposed to a paycheck from billy boy. thats horrible isn't it?

      jesus. next thing you know, there will be people having sex only with the person they love!

    2. Re:Yeah, we started out broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or around.

      As in, Linux runs circles around MS.

      and stuff

  11. Started Off Bankrupt? by medscaper · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Linux is not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way."


    As opposed to Microsoft, which, of course, will simply end up bankrupt...

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    1. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by mtrupe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How is MS going to end up bankrupt? Do you really think this, or are you just hoping because you hate corporations?

    2. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 1

      Nothing lasts forever.

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      We're going to make information free Mr. Anderson, whether you like it, or not.
    3. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever modded the above comment down is a moron. It was a legitimate question.

    4. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Except idiocy.

    5. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by medscaper · · Score: 1
      No, I don't hate Microsoft, or corporations. If it weren't for them, I sure as shit wouldn't have a job.

      It just seems very likely that Microsoft will follow the way of all large corporations that has huge market share and questionable business practices and fail completely.

      For instance...Boeing? AT&T? Disney? AOL/TW? IBM? Any of these former bad boys ring a bell?


      Wait...crap.

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    6. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is already morally and ethically bankrupt.

    7. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 1

      You have a point on the others, but IBM is hardly the evil behemoth it once was. I'd say, just give the others a bit more time.

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    8. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by mtrupe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fair enough... In that case I misunderstood your original post. From the point of view of a software developer, the idea of free software scares me a little. Granted, and maybe hypocritically, I use freeware/open source stuff a lot, especially SDKs and whatnot... But as more and more software becomes free I can see fewer developers getting paid to program. The company I work for already looks for freeware whenever it can.

    9. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Actually the white stuff in bird poop is urea, aka pee without the water. The brown stuff in the middle is feces, aka poop.

      Back on topic, it would take a fiscal act of God to make MS bankrupt. They have an insane ammount of cash.

    10. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      There is a big push right now to force corporations to pay out more dividends, mainly in response to the EnWorld debacle. MS would be forced to do pay out its HUGE cash position, which would make the company's stock value plunge. Their employees bolt the company because their compensation relies heavily on stock options. Since MS's main asset is their workers, the stock plunges again.

      So, it really wouldn't take an act of God - just an act of Congress.

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    11. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by gulltop · · Score: 1

      "free" as in "free speech", not as in "free beer"....u stupid

      www.gnu.org

    12. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by scoove · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Linux is not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way." said Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer, as he noticed he could not pull up a ticker symbol for Linux on the NASDAQ or NYSE and concluded it could not be any sort of threat.

      Wow... I've heard of confused paradigms and misunderstandings leading folks down the wrong path before, but this is amazing (and I think reflects a very deep fear and circling of wagon mentality coming from the top of Microsoft).

      At a minimum, Balmer's comment here reflects a complete inability to grasp that the competition this time is different. It's not another Microsoft, another software company that they can pin a name to, use the same strategy and crush it through whatever mechanisms.

      I just don't get it, Bill. I know there has to be an evil Linux conspiracy organization out there, but I can't find their headquarters. How can the Microsoft Storm Troopers 2.1(TM) infiltrate an enemy we cannot find?

      It's intangible. It's an infectious meme. It'd be like King Charles I dismissing the threat of Parliment because they didn't possess a throne.

      Not to get too esoteric, but I'd suggest Balmer read Milton's Areopagetica quickly. He might just learn the answer to all their inherent security problems, as well as the probable long term failure of the current strategy (which he apparently will ride to the ground given present thinking). Then again, maybe he shouldn't and business students can have a good case study of why closed source is a bad idea in the long run.

      Closed source doesn't permit "grappling of truth and falsehood." It hides, obscures, conceals falsehoods (such as security problems or bugs) and relies upon official persons of the Microsoft kingdom to be allowed to discuss and determine what truth/falsehood is. Recent aggression with EULAs and service packs prohibiting public exposure of such defects nearly mirrors a sort of Star Chamber - a certification from Microsoft permitting one to speak (and those that criticize are not permitted).

      Given the rapidly increasing defensiveness (much of which can be attributed to antitrust, I'd guess), I don't see an ability to change until its probably too late.

    13. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Nemith · · Score: 1


      I'm imaging it's like the /. community except all the posts will be s/microsoft/linux.

      But with even more reposts!

    14. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      People have argued about forcing MS to pay dividends for a long time. The founders decided a long time ago that a cash horde was more important than paying back investors a little at a time. History seems to have proven them right on that decision. Investors plunked down billion after billion knowing full well that the company just did not believe in dividends and they were fine with that. They knew that share price gains would make them more money than any dividend. Now that the price has stalled, people are looking at dividends as a way to make some money. That wasn't what they signed up for and MS shouldn't be forced to change the deal. And based on their past experiences with the government, they're not going to be forced into anything any time soon.

    15. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by HiThere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You probably shouldn't mistake a public pronouncement for what he's really thinking. He's actually quite skilled at lying^h^h^h^h^hpublic relations.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    16. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by ivan256 · · Score: 2

      But as more and more software becomes free I can see fewer developers getting paid to program.

      There are so many open positions programming free software in the poston area right now, that sometimes I wonder why people are complaining about the job market being poor. I make a very good living writing free software. People will still need software, and programmers will still need food, so programmers will still get paid even if software is open.

    17. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Geezle2 · · Score: 1
      But as more and more software becomes free I can see fewer developers getting paid to program.

      Most developers do not make their money selling shrink-wrapped software. We make it by maintaining code and making modifications in it to accomodate changing needs of the users. My employer doesn't actually make very much from licensing fees. . .The real money is in the support contract. Releasing our code under the GPL would have little impact upon my employer's bottom line. . .unless someone else decided to learn the application from an engineering level and start supporting it as well. . .in which case they would have to release the modified code back to the wild and my employer's customers would benefit as much as the new guy's. I really don't see a problem here.

      I don't know for certain but I am willing to wager that a fair amount of GPLed code was initially paid for by someone. . .

    18. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod as flamebait please. Thanks.

    19. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      Idiocy is a universal constant.

      That's why Amigas sold so well

      /me ducks

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    20. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Wow... I've heard of confused paradigms and misunderstandings leading folks down the wrong path before, but this is amazing (and I think reflects a very deep fear and circling of wagon mentality coming from the top of Microsoft).

      Yeah, but ask yourself -who- the comment was written for... the general public or a few geeks on slashdot. That will answer your question.

      Machiavelli was just ahead of his time... and honest about it ;)

    21. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by donutello · · Score: 2

      At a minimum, Balmer's comment here reflects a complete inability to grasp that the competition this time is different. It's not another Microsoft, another software company that they can pin a name to, use the same strategy and crush it through whatever mechanisms.


      I know you want to believe he's an idiot really bad. However, when I read his statement it sounds to me that that is exactly his point. The point he is making is that Linux can't be defeated the same way they defeated Novell. Novell was defeated by making it bankrupt. Linux is a different animal altogether and trying to make it bankrupt is not going to kill it (because it is already bankrupt in a sense and is not dead).

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    22. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Novell was defeated by making it bankrupt.

      Only in Mr Ballmers wet dreams! Did you happen to notice www.novell.com falling off the net? I sure as fuck didn't.

    23. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by archen · · Score: 1

      Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer, as he noticed he could not pull up a ticker symbol for Linux on the NASDAQ or NYSE and concluded it could not be any sort of threat.

      In other news CEO Steve Balmer also could not find the ticker symbol for "God" on the NASDAQ or NYSE and concluded it could not be any sort of threat. God thus spake and was quoted as saying He "wasn't impressed by Balmer's logic", and didn't consider Balmer a threat because He couldn't find the CEO meantioned anywhere in the Bible.

    24. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by soloport · · Score: 2

      But as more and more software becomes free I can see fewer developers getting paid to program.

      Uh, most developers of open source s/w work for a company which develops s/w -- commercialy or for internal use only.

      In fact, most s/w is probably developed for internal use. Therefore, why not share? Why not get other companies' talent to help in the effort?

      Ok, so at this point I'm just feeling like troll bait... But, to finish my point:

      You seem to be basing your fear on the uncertain future of commercial software as if you doubt there are any other means to make a living as a programmer.

      I've made an excellent living as a programmer for nearly 20 years. And less than 1% of the code I've written actually went into a commercial application. A lot of the software has been lab-based (embedded Assembly), test-based (C), tools-based (C++), demo-based (Java), accounting-based (SQL), etc.

      With open source, the time-to-realease the above kinds of software keeps shrinking. The reliability of the software keeps increasing. The results are: more job security for me.

      Cheer up! The future is bright!

    25. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by mtrupe · · Score: 1

      Fair response- I really was looking for these kinds of replies (not trolling!!! :) )

    26. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO way! When they run out of money, they'll just go cry to congress like the airlines did... then congress will just subsidize them...

    27. Re:Started Off Bankrupt? by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1

      All of you people who believe Novell is bankrupt and dead are just swallowing Microsoft FUD hook, line, and sinker. This is one of their most successfull FUD campaigns. It seems to have worked on you.
      Novell has large cash reserves and high-quality products. Maybe you should look for yourself instead of letting Balmer explain it to you.

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  12. Ballmer to the Walls by kalidasa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a FUDfest! Well, folks hopefully have seen the Register story on this. A couple of comments.

    Technology like clustering would be better in Windows than Linux eventually, said Ballmer: "We will beat Linux on clusters. We can't beat them on price, but we have to add value."

    Given the current market for Beowulf, I don't see MS competing on clusters, especially with "add[ed] value."

    Asked by one lateral-thinking MVP whether Microsoft planned to offer applications software on Linux, Ballmer said no, adding that the big issue was a reluctance to accept legal liability for open-source software.

    "We do not anticipate offering software on Linux," said Ballmer. "Nobody pays for software on Linux." Even StarOffice, sold by Sun, was originally a free product, he said. And IBM, arguably the No. 1 player in the Linux market, promotes Linux to big users, but does not actually sell Linux: "It's weird. IBM says 'Hey British Aerospace! Buy Linux...from SuSE.'"

    StarOffice did not start out as a free product, iirc. And as for IBM promoting Linux, how is that any different from HP and Dell promoting Microsoft. And does the first paragraph, as the Register asked, mean that Microsoft accepts liability for their own software?

    1. Re:Ballmer to the Walls by zrodney · · Score: 1

      also, people do pay big bucks for linux software
      when it is actually worth the money.

      Oracle would be a good example of that.

    2. Re:Ballmer to the Walls by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      >And does the first paragraph, as the Register asked, mean that Microsoft accepts liability for their own software?

      Thats just the funniest part about this whole OS/CS business. The CS folks have their lawyers ensure they are never liable for use of their software, and then turn around and bash OS because theres no legal liability.

      I suppose b2b contracts for software might contain certain 'performance metrics', meaning companies can back out of contracts if the software doesn't perform up to spec, but do they usually include legal liability for malfunctions, etc? Can anybody tell me this? Doesn't it just come down to the ability to pass the buck? I mean, by now, "Well, we thought we were okay because it was an MS product" is nearly an allowable defence for IT projects gone wrong.

      You can't say the same thing with OS because nobody is making the $$ off of it to be the figure^H^H^Hscapegoat that you can claim should have been a good choice because gee, they make tons of money, and that means good products and culpability gosh darnit!

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    3. Re:Ballmer to the Walls by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      [...] the big issue was a reluctance to accept legal liability for open-source software.
      I think the real reluctance comes in knowing that hundreds, if not thousands, of people well versed in application programmning will be able to say, "What the f@%# is this crap?" on a whole new level.

      I think Ballmer feels that open source developers are legally liable, while closed source developers are not. Is this a subtle statement of policy, or am I being paranoid?
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    4. Re:Ballmer to the Walls by iceT · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...have to add value...

      Is that what they're calling the BSOD these days?

      "Added Value"?

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    5. Re:Ballmer to the Walls by pbrammer · · Score: 1

      Yeah... They will start calling it BSOV for Blue Screen of Value, where they will start to incorporate advertising, jokes of the day, news headlines from around the world, or whatever they feel would add value to their shoddy products when they crash...

      Phil

  13. clustering by zrodney · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, they plan to "beat linux on value" in the
    clustering area because they realize that they
    really can't beat the price.

    But -- how would a 100 node microsoft cluster have
    any better value than the same cluster running some
    linux clustering sw? The microsoft system would
    be around 100 times more expensive, and the
    licensing would be outrageous.

    Imagine you want to add 20 nodes to your cluster.
    With linux -- no problem, cable it up and go.
    With microsoft, well, you probably have to get
    some more licenses, and another 20 copies of
    windows to install. That's around $3500 just
    for the os software.

    And finally, there are lots of linux clustering
    installations running today, and many of those
    have been using clusters for years and have a
    history of upgrades and improvements. I really
    doubt these people will be interested in
    switching to a microsoft monolithic cluster.

    More and more, microsoft is getting desperate.

    1. Re:clustering by stox · · Score: 2

      The numbers have probably changed since I last ran them, but last I looked, in terms of the raw compute power available on a cluster, {Linux/BSD/Solaris} delivered almost twice as many usable processing cycles as a Windows solution. No matter what, the windowing system was consuming a fair number of cycles even when not in use. Has this changed or has it gotten worse under XP?

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    2. Re:clustering by splume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you are confusing "value" with economic cost. There is a difference. If Microsoft makes it so clustering takes less time, with better monitoring and configuration tools than the current Linux tool set, then they have created better value. Yes, it is going to cost a hell of a lot more, but if your Boss wants a cluster setup by tomorrow, and you only have a Windows Admin on hand, what is going to be more valuable to him? Value is created when something is offered that makes the job at hand easier, faster, more maintainable, etc.

      Note: I do not disagree with you that the cost is going to be much much much higher in a Windows cluster.

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    3. Re:clustering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what kind of clusters are they talking about? Load Balanced type solutions or Distributed Processing? Either way, I can tell you which is going to provide more performance.

      And even still, a commercial Linux product like Turbo Cluster is still a more viable option than an MS route and it's configuration and ease of steup is cake.

      Cheers,
      AC

    4. Re:clustering by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's obviously losing his mind. I'm too lazy to do the search, but there are plenty of articles out there about how Dreamworks, WEGA, and other special effects companies have switched to Linux cluster farms because of price. Their arguments have been that to implement the same cluster with MS or proprietary UNIX products would cost them three times as much money.

      "Check this out! It's an active-active SQL2K cluster! It actually works!", said the highly ecstatic SQL Server admin. "That's nice.", said the unimpressed Oracle DBA without looking up from his latest copy of -insert favorite magazine here-.

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    5. Re:clustering by thelexx · · Score: 5, Funny

      A boss who wants a cluster installed with only 24 hours notice, who only has a single admin on staff, and an MS admin at that, deserves precisely what he/she gets.

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    6. Re:clustering by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 2

      Linux clustering is a walk in the park for a Linux admin, about as easy as setting up a Windows cluster is for a windows admin. If a company is hiring the right people for the job, it doesn't matter which way they go, the costs of setting up the cluster are moot. Now, if a company wants a windows admin to set up a linux cluster or vice versa, then you've got a problem.

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    7. Re:clustering by zrodney · · Score: 1

      yes maybe, but microsoft can't package all the
      info and experience needed to make it possible for
      a msce admin to setup a cluster. It is really
      much more complicated than that.

      It's taken years of development to get the linux
      cluster packages to where they are now, MS can't
      just step in and take over with their poorly written
      software.

    8. Re:clustering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $3,500? How about more like $14,000.

      Not likely that the workstation version is going to be clusterable.

      The server version at ~ $700 a copy is the likely candidate.

    9. Re:clustering by boskone · · Score: 1

      you're not going to cluster desktop, so you'll be buying server licenses at *at least* $500/each, but more likely you're buying advanced server licenses at $2400/each http://www.microsoft.com/catalog/display.asp?site= 10188&subid=22&pg=10

      that would be 20X2400 would be an extra $48K to add those 20 nodes just for windows server license.

    10. Re:clustering by zrodney · · Score: 1

      ouch -- that is expensive, and doesn't include the
      clustering option, whatever that would cost too.

      Where's the VALUE in that?

    11. Re:clustering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, no kidding, I was thinking the same thing. Soooo, you want a 300 node Windows Beowulf cluster setup by tomorrow morning.. suuuuure, no problem. Naawww, don't worry about it, I don't need to sleep tonight. I love my job and I'm glad you kept me on as the sole support person after you fired the other 15 guys after that bubble burst. Thanks.

    12. Re:clustering by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      look around for CLIC-Phase-1-DL.iso

      This is a single-cdrom iso for installing a cluster of mandrake linux boxes, includes the s/w for the servers and clients (look for filenames like ganglia-monitor, clusterit, etc) at a cost of $0.00

      I don't see how they're going to beat this

      Best regards, Tom

    13. Re:clustering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uh... If there's just one Windows admin on hand, he's not going to have a windows cluster up and running in a day either.
      Clusters are not set-up-in-a-day-and forget-about-it deals, whatever the platform.
      But I guess that's what Microsoft would like people to believe.


      Yes, it is going to cost a hell of a lot more, but if your Boss wants a cluster setup by tomorrow, and you only have a Windows Admin on hand, what is going to be more valuable to him? Value is created when something is offered that makes the job at hand easier, faster, more maintainable, etc.
    14. Re:clustering by zrodney · · Score: 1

      ...

      a single-cdrom iso for installing a cluster of mandrake linux boxes, includes the s/w for the servers and clients (look for filenames like ganglia-monitor, clusterit, etc) at a cost of $0.00

      I don't see how they're going to beat this


      heh.

      I guess they make up the difference in volume. :)

    15. Re:clustering by Atanamis · · Score: 1

      While the example given by splume is a little silly, the concept is accurate. A huge cost in implementing new solutions is that of training and time to get the solution implemented. It can often be more cost effective to pay for a solution that is faster to implement and easier to use.

      The real cost to the company comes by way of saleries paid to employees. Hardware, and even software costs are generally relatively low compared to the wages paid to employees who set up the solution, use the solution, and maintain the solution. As a result, if a program is much easier to set up, maintain, and use, a higher initial cost may well be justified.

      I'm not saying that Microsoft does this, but I have found that many "Free" alternatives can be a real hassle to set up and have a steep learning curve for new users. If you want to achieve top "value", ensure that the additional time/experience/knowledge required to use it are less valuable than the cost of buying an easier to use tool.

      Many open source developers do not include enough documentation to easily learn the software. There are many programs that I use that were a real headache at first, and required far too much digging for me to find tools I want. (I have this problem with some Microsoft tools too. Finding advanced features can be a pain.) Better documentation that can be understood by a low-level user is essential to obtain high value.

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    16. Re:clustering by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      if your Boss wants a cluster setup by tomorrow

      Do you even get the licenses as fast as that? I also highly doubt that you get clustering for Windows (or however they call their clustering software) so fast.

      Actually the license-hassle and the buerocracy involved (request expenses, negotiate volume agreements, etc.) almost certainly will make a Windows-solution far more expensive in both money and time especially in larger organizations.

      In contrast many distributions contain Beowulf (for example SuSE does) so in theory you can start right away. (Of course if you have zero experience it will take some time to get to know how to set it up, but that's also true for the Windows-solution)

    17. Re:clustering by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

      So Microsoft's clustering solution is going to be better than free, even after you've paid for it?

    18. Re:clustering by Theom · · Score: 0

      Where's the VALUE in that?

      THEY get more of YOUR money.

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    19. Re:clustering by Tschaess · · Score: 2, Funny

      Okey... let's say... 24h to get the licence.. oh shit time's up

    20. Re:clustering by gmac63 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see someone do a study on how much it would cost for a 100 node cluster -- including time and training costs, The *real TCO.

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    21. Re:clustering by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      you are forgetting something....

      windows Server requires per seat licenses also.. so not only do you have to get a license for each machine the OS is on but also for each machine that will access that machine..

      It snowballs really fast and the BSA nails you on the per seat's as they know that nobody has bought the per seat licenses....

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    22. Re:clustering by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      The Reason MS cluster might make sense is that if could allow win software to operate in a cluster mode. - not that it will be easier to connect the ethernet cables

    23. Re:clustering by jelle · · Score: 2

      "but if your Boss wants a cluster setup by tomorrow, and you only have a Windows Admin on hand"

      Option 1) Windows admin calls Microsoft, waits on-hold for three hours to hear that he needs to become a registered enterprise customer first, and that then he can request a quote, after which .... yada yada the 24 hours are gone. No alternatives.

      Option 2) Use one of the so many turnkey solutions available for Linux.

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    24. Re:clustering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're going to yell louder?

    25. Re:clustering by WNight · · Score: 2

      The more annoying thing about the licensing crap is that it doesn't work properly. My old work had a 10-license Win2k server because some software required it, so we decided to actually use the machine to file serve. We loaded it up with drives and tossed everything on it.

      And then something happened that the unix programs had never seen before. It refused to accept connections, it'd work fine for a while and then suddenly refuse to talk to anyone, though it'd ping just fine.

      Turns out is would only share files with ten clients at once!? (We didn't know about that ten-licenses things at this point.) Worse was that the 9x machines didn't seem to work with it, they'd connect and hold a connection even after you closed explorer. If you didn't reboot they counted as one of the ten.

      We'd have had to buy four more licenses to let all the developers connect at once, assuming nobody connected from an extra machine (everyone had test networks at their desk) and this was assuming that machines would let go of their slot when not using it.

      I assume there's an MCSE way to fix this. Nothing immediately obvious presented itself, so Win2k went away and we threw Redhat on there. A few minutes of tweaking, and samba was up and running. Despite the common view it was easier to find a Samba HOWTO on google than finding a Win2k HOWTO (not that it takes a lot of howto, it's pretty straight forward) and we were up and running. I dunno if 9x machines have the same issue and won't close a connection, samba doesn't run out of licenses. It was even faster because we could tweak how often it advertised itself, etc. Great when you're trying to connect from a just-rebooted test machine.

      That was our foray into licensing. It was annoying enough that the company switched all the hardware test beds to Linux even though it involved some rewrites to the test scripts.

      End result, faster and better networking, more stable test boxes (they only crash when the hardware does something flaky (with devel hardware this is common)) so we get better results, and less hassle.

      But, we could have hired an MCSE consultant to come in, tell us to buy a bunch of licenses, and leave us with a still substandard system.

      This gets even more obvious with big networks. A friend of mine in university set up a distributed computing package (running in user-space, thus any OS was an option) on a 200+ machine network. They got all the machines for $600 each with 1U case, software was free with Linux and would have been $100/machine for windows even with edu pricing. Imagine that not at a university and it'll be about half the price of the hardware. 300 computers w/ Linux, or 200 w/ Windows.

      Besides, who knows if they'd see each other as clients and refuse to allow more connections, or some silly thing? (They used a multi-linked network topology, each machine sustained connections to a fair number of computers.)

    26. Re:clustering by WNight · · Score: 2

      If you ignore licensing issues, and ignore the "problem" Windows boxes have in accepting connections from more than a few other boxes at once (without the server version), it's about equal. A talented C programmer can open a socket and start pumping data around in about the same way on either OS. The processing programs are usually written in-house so they can be compiled for either OS.

      Any skilled programmer will have used a bit of everything in university and will be fairly comfortable in either OS.

      (A cheap MCSE may not, but then I'm assuming that we're talking skilled employees, the ones HR looks for "with 6 years programming experience and a BS in Comp Sci", not a graduate of Devry Institute, or whatever. This does increase the TCO, but chances are you'll need these people for either system to actually make the code that makes it do real work.)

      The hardware is the same, except that with Linux it's a bit easier to boot from the network without another proprietary solution. Going this way saves the HD in every system and saves you from having to image an OS onto them.

      So then you "just" buy a few 100mbps switches and draw up a decent topology. ("Just", heh, this is the hard part but it's OS-independent.) Buy some racks, hook up the machines, and go.

      The TCO difference is pretty much all OS, and if you don't get remote booting working properly on Windows, included 1 HD/system, but it's a fairly trivial cost.

      Linux wins easily.

  14. He Wants to Utilize XBOX Online for DDOS by syntap · · Score: 1

    What better community to use against Linux servers :)

  15. That was quick... by chuckw · · Score: 2

    Usually it takes a few weeks for a dupe to cycle back in. Apparently chrisd hasn't been taking his daily dose of slashdot???

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    1. Re:That was quick... by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2


      Hmmm... it usually takes timothy at most 24 hours. I guess chrisd is trying to outdo him?

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  16. And how will he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With his developers, developers, developers, developers, DEVELOPERS!

    Dance, monkey-man!

  17. can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Pov · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm kind of offended by the "few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge" line in the main post. There are a lot of advantages to Linux or ANY coding system in use today. So Linux has a very large and vocal community. Does that mean you have to give people another reason to dislike you by flaunting it instead of just appreciating it? There are a lot more M$ coders out there than you think. Just look for the .asp pages on sites both small and large. [insert joke about hacking them next here]

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    1. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Cleon · · Score: 1

      Point taken, but "coder" doesn't necessarily mean "member of the community." I'd say the majority of Linux coders are "members of the community," just because the very nature of Linux really encourages open communication between developers.

      On the other hand, I do quite a bit of MS coding (hey, gotta make my motorcycle payments) including ASP, .NET, Visual Studio, etc. I don't consider myself part of the "community" because I have no vested interest in MS and don't often communicate with other MS developers (outside of projects I'm involved in, of course). There are some people who do, sure, probably a (small) minority of MS coders. I'd say a majority of Linux coders, however, communicate separate and apart from their current needs.

      There's more of a *community* around Linux than there is around MS. As I said, Linux' very nature encourages this kind of open communication. While I don't think Microsoft particularly discourages a community from developing, they really try to get developers to communicate more with the corporation than with each other.

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    2. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big deal. You're kind of offended. Well La-dee-Freaking-Da.

      If we sat down and actually thought "Oh, who might be offended if we do this?" nothing would ever get done. Anywhere.

      You sound like a whiney little bitch.

      Shut the hell up.

    3. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Ionizor · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree with you that there are a lot more MS coders out there than many people on /. seem to think, but...

      HELLLLOOOOOOO?!?!

      Running ASP doesn't make you a Microsoft shop! Just because Microsoft popularised it (they may have invented it but I doubt it - insert research laziness disclaimer here) doesn't mean they're the only ones who support it. *whips out the clue bat*

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    4. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      1. large numbers of MS coders != an enthusiastic development community

      2. ASP page development != programming

    5. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      um,,, I don't know of anyone who makes money coding for Linux. Nor can I find, any jobs in my area listing Linux as a qualificationrelevant monster search here.

      I keep saying, I'll learn Linux as soon as I see a significant market for it.

    6. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would be the leat we could do

    7. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nor can I find, any jobs in my area listing Linux as a qualification

      Jobs get listed in job databases in markets like this because the jobs suck. Any reasonable job is going to be filled locally, or from personal networks. Anyone would jump at the opportunity to admin or program for Linux servers, because you can get so much done so easily.

      The coverse, no one wants to get stuck administering or programming for closed source shitty software, hence, the jobs wind up unfilled and on monster.com.

      I keep saying, I'll learn Linux as soon as I see a significant market for it

      "I'll learn computers as soon as I see a significant market for them." --Anonymous Luddite, Circa 1982

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    8. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I keep saying, I'll learn Linux as soon as I see a significant market for it"

      ha!MCSE mentality at its best. maybe you mean youll learn linux when microsoft offers a 2 week market err umm certification

    9. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      oh, come on. That's just a ridiculous argument. where I live, unless you know someone and a job is filled instantly, it is advertised. I wouldn't jump at the opportunity to admin or program for Linux servers, because of the twenty or so programmers I know, only one has any linux experience. Conversely, when Microsoft has a tech event here in Oklahoma City, hundreds of folks show up.

      Your statement about "no one wants..." is just ridiculous. Folks go where the money is. Hell, the big money is in Oracle right now or SQL Server, at least in this market, so that's what people want to learn. You don't get much more closed source than Oracle or Microsoft.

      I guess that's the point I'm making here. Linux/open Source has not penetrated to the job market I live/work in. It's just not here to any extent.

      And yeah, If I was an electronics tech. in 1982, I wouldn't have learned computers either. Not a significant programming job market until much later (not that there weren't programmers, but I'd wager that was a smaller job market than electronics tech, for sure). Similiarly, I'm not saying that Linux won't be a big, big piece of the job market here in 3-4 years. It may be, but you know what? All the other stuff I use now will be obsolete as well, and I'll pick up Linux skills if it is a big deal. Hell, I've got a redhat partition now on a box, I just don't use it very often.

    10. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by KenSeymour · · Score: 1

      What planet are YOU on?

      In my area, it looks like this:

      # Windows Programming jobs > # Mainframe programming jobs > # Linux programming jobs.

      This is both through agencies and through personal networking.

      The situation is different for system administration jobs.

      And funny I never hear users of Windows software refer to "closed source shitty software".
      And last time I checked, there were still a lot of Windows users.

      Linux is great, but large portions of the Linux community consistently exagerate
      how bad Windows is and how good Linux is.

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    11. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by andcal · · Score: 1

      I agree, Pov. Where did he get that definition, anyway?



      If someone using MSFT technology gets some technical help from a total stranger by posting a question on one of the microsoft.public newsgroups (the "Microsoft community"), how does this figure into "a few guys they personally know who make money using their MS knowledge?"


      I am the last person to publicly defend Microsoft when they deserve criticism, but the spin being put in this original post is somewhat insulting of one's intelligence.

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    12. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1
      Just look for the .asp pages on sites

      Ever heard of Chili! Soft? There's also a few other modules for Apache that will let you serve ASP pages. Then again, you can serve Perl through IIS, so this point in your argument doesn't state much in reality.

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    13. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      And funny I never hear users of Windows software refer to "closed source shitty software".

      Bah, you aren't listening to the right people then. I used to be pro-MS... believe it or not. I was supportive of the deployment of MS Office where I worked in 1998. I have come to regret that to some extent, but it is better than the Lotus Suite they were using.

      In any case, back when I used MS and mostly closed source software, I constantly bitched about how bad it was. I hated IE... I just didn't think there were realistic other options.. I hated Windows, and how much it crashed. I hated not having control over my computer, or knowing for sure whether that seedy site I just visited had trojaned my computer or tricked me into changing my home page.

      It's funny, but back then, I would never know whether hardware was really bad, or if it was software. Since I have switched, there is rarely any question when hardware is suspected as bad.

      Anyway, my point is, I may not have called it "closed source shitty software" back then, because back then I didn't know any better. I didn't realize the huge advantages of open source, I just called it "shitty software", but I did complain. Windows and closed source really does suck, take it from a former Microsoft advocate.

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    14. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      That slant was added by the person who submitted the story. The slashdot editors post those submissions verbatim and often tack on their own commentary to the end of them, outside the quotes.
      They don't seem to actually edit anything...

      Coding for windows doesn't automatically make you part of a windows community, much the same way that not being a coder doesn't preclude you from being a part of the Linux community.
      num_coders != num_community

      I would also classify .asp authors as web developers and not coders. Coding requires different skill sets and dedication that web design/scripting does not. I do both, and web design is like taking a vacation for me.

    15. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by SkyPanther · · Score: 1

      http://jobsearch.monster.com/jobsearch.asp?cy=US&r e=14&brd=1%2C1863&lid=700&lid=417&lid=888&lid=889& lid=890&lid=422&lid=423&lid=419&lid=424&q=Linux&so rt=rv&vw=b a lot of jobs open for linux.. one says 110k a year for doing "open source development projects" doing PHP/Java/Perl in GNU/Linux

    16. Re:can we at leat try not to slant the headlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who the hell gives a rats ass what *you* think about anything?

  18. Life is more than business by Yohahn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These people crack me up.

    They have to turn everything in life into a business.

    "In a way they started out bankrupt"

    You have to have debt in order to go bankrupt.
    A social movement is not a busness. There is no way it could have been bankrupt. Stop trying to spin business terms where they don't apply.

    Microsoft probably started more bankrupt than Linux. They were a business, and they probably had alot of debt. This is how most businesses start out. You get a little funding to start (if you can't pay it back.. you're bankrupt).

    1. Re:Life is more than business by rekhodiah · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Doesn't matter how much money Linux has or will have. Microsoft is morally bankrupt. That, to me, is the important thing.

    2. Re:Life is more than business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a clue, dude.

      That's why he said "In a way," that means "not literally, but you could put it that way if you stretch the meaning a bit."

      In the sense that the Linux community has no budget, it is "bankrupt." They started with no money, so there's no way to make them run out. (as they usually do with their competitors) In that sense, they are already bankrupt.

      Reading comprehension, it's a good thing.

    3. Re:Life is more than business by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > A social movement is not a busness.

      And linux is not a social movement, it's an operating system.

      Seriously, I'm sick of all the lame typecasting based on what OS happens to be on my box at any particular time.

      Right now I'm running Windows 2k, working through some bugs in a custom DCOM object. So I guess I'm a corporate sheep. In an hour or so I'll be working through some fortran code in unix. Then I'm a greasy peace loving hippy.

      If you want to brand yourself, go ahead. Keep me out of it. It's just as lame as the 'nintendo vs ps2 vs xbox' crapfests that 12 year olds have on irc.

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    4. Re:Life is more than business by Yohahn · · Score: 3, Informative

      From dictionary.com:

      "Society - A group of humans broadly distinguished from other groups by mutual interests, participation in characteristic relationships, shared institutions, and a common culture."

      Linux users would be a society, having their muterial interests be Linux.

    5. Re:Life is more than business by Yohahn · · Score: 2

      I'm arguing that even then it is a stretch.
      Otherwise we could say:

      In a way, we all started out bankrupt.
      In a way, the universe started out bankrupt.

      I'm saying that since there was no debt, there was no "being bankrupt", not even in a way.

    6. Re:Life is more than business by Bartab · · Score: 2

      In an hour or so I'll be working through some fortran code in unix. Then I'm a greasy peace loving hippy.


      No, you're a slide rule using, broken glasses with tape wearing, pocket protecting, greasy haired, slumped over uber-nerd.

      Fortran indeed!

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    7. Re:Life is more than business by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your self-righteousness is amusing.

      And linux is not a social movement, it's an operating system.

      Are you kidding me? Thousands of developers worldwide spontaneously volunteer millions of hours into a collective pot, the fruits of which eventually rival the biggest software companies on the planet. Sounds like a social movement to me.

      Right now I'm running Windows 2k, working through some bugs in a custom DCOM object. So I guess I'm a corporate sheep. In an hour or so I'll be working through some fortran code in unix. Then I'm a greasy peace loving hippy.

      Straw man. No one is making judgements about users based on what OS they are running on their desktop. The claim is that you can't try to discuss the development model of Linux based on terms that only make sense for businesses (such as "bankrupt") since they simply don't apply (there is no entity involved that can have assets or debt).

    8. Re:Life is more than business by BWJones · · Score: 2

      Yes, and right now I am listening to a random mix of 40 GB of music on iTunes, compiling a program originally coded for SGI's IRIX in the background, AND running a hyperdimensional image classification in the background, creating an image in Photoshop for a presentation I will be making in Powerpoint, and......oh yeah, surfing Slashdot.

      I could'nt do this with any other OS than OSX and if that brands me as an Apple user so be it. It's what makes me as productive as I am, keeps the work going out and the dollars coming in.

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    9. Re:Life is more than business by e2d2 · · Score: 2

      They have to turn everything in life into a business.
      It might be because they ARE a business. The whole reason he was even speaking is because that's how he makes a living - running MS. I'd hate to see a business that wasn't about making profit. I'm not saying a company should be morally corrupt, far from it, but to accuse a CEO of a billion dollar company of being a dupe because he has his eye on profit is laughable. He probably wakes up in a cold sweat having nightmares when his stock drops .05%, I mean do you expect any less?

      In a way they started out bankrupt
      I think he emphasized this point to stress the fact that MS cannot beat Linux using conventional means. They cannot out advertise Linux or buy Linux so they will have to resort to different measures. They cannot tie up owners in huge legal battles like they have with previous victims. They can't strong arm the community so he emphasizes that then goes on to essentially say "But we can build a larger community". If he can or not well that's another question that only time can answer.

    10. Re:Life is more than business by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2
      "And linux is not a social movement, it's an operating system."
      Indeed. Excellent point. And can an operating system go bankrupt? Windows may crash for many reasons, but never due to a lack of steady revenue. By the 2012 revision of Windows, this statement may no longer hold, but let's ignore that for the time being.

      The Linux OS does not constitute a social movement. Linux users do not constitute a social movement. But Linux kernel hackers do, and they're part of a larger social movement that they've created: people who have a wholehearted and irrational love for their operating system of choice.

      Just because you code for Unix doesn't make you part of this movement. But if you find yourself browsing ThinkGeek and thinking that it would be prudent to buy five hundred plush Tux toys for all your friends and family, you just might be. Double points for setting them up so that they stare at a poster of Bill Gates a la Alfred Hitchcock.

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    11. Re:Life is more than business by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      he is still right. Linux is an OS. The Open Source movement (notice the capitol letters) is a social movement. I personally like linux, prefer open source liscenses (though I prefer openBSD liscense) but I have no particular gripe with close source. Windows is ok, though Microsoft sucks a big one because of thier business practices.

      To put it another way, the phrase social movement basically implies a beleif in something (having to do with society). You can't beleive linux any more than you can beleive tree. You can beleive Open Source, which (if you go for GNU, there are of course others) means you pretty much only support linux (maybe HURD if it is ever really finished), the same as an environmentalist will most likely REALLY like trees.

      And, in the end, wether or not linux is a social movement or not has nothing to do with wether it can be called bankrupt or not. KDE or GNOME aren't social movements, gimp isn't a social movement, most open source projects aren't even close to anyone arguing that they ARE a social movement - yet they have the same thing in common with linux - they have no assests, produce no money for themselfs, yet are perfectly viable and not becomming bankrupt.

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    12. Re:Life is more than business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me, or is "stratjakt" the biggest anti-everything troll on Slashdot lately? It's been a long while since I've encountered anyone quite so self-righteous.

      Sir, you might just have to accept that other people have different views than you, and use that knowledge to work together with them. You're only hurting yourself by sitting in your ivory tower looking down at those mere mortals who disagree with your One True View(tm).

    13. Re:Life is more than business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And linux is not a social movement, it's an operating system.


      However, Mr. Troll, Linux is the fruit of a social movement, specifically that of free software and of distributed development. Easy to ignore as an end user, isn't it? Or is it your Randian self-righteous rationalism getting in the way again?
    14. Re:Life is more than business by Crapflooder+Supreme · · Score: 1

      Linux is an OS

      WRONG.

      Linux is a kernel written by Linus Torvalds. The name of the operating system that runs on the Linux kernel is GNU/Linux.

      HAND.

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    15. Re:Life is more than business by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1
      And linux is not a social movement, it's an operating system.

      You obviously did not read the GNU FAQ on this very subject.

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    16. Re:Life is more than business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey mods! That was an anti-MS comment! Aren't you meant to rate it sky-high?

      The world is coming to an end... an anti-ms comment marked 'troll' on slashdot.

    17. Re:Life is more than business by archen · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? Thousands of developers worldwide spontaneously volunteer millions of hours into a collective pot, the fruits of which eventually rival the biggest software companies on the planet. Sounds like a social movement to me.

      Sounds like a bunch of guys without girlfriends to me.

      (it's a joke people)

    18. Re:Life is more than business by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1
      ... And linux is not a social movement, it's an operating system.

      Linux is not an operating system, it's a kernal. ;) Oh... did you mean GNU/Linux? (puts on asbestos suit)

      Sorry, couldn't resist! :)

    19. Re:Life is more than business by dublin · · Score: 2

      FORTRAN. Even after all these years, still the best way to kick floating point butt!

      Seriously, reagardless of your fellings about the language, it's still vital - the modern world would literally come to a screeching halt if FORTRAN went away. It does the vast majority of the heavy lifting in areas such as oil exploration, computational fluid dynamics, finite element modeling, weather forecasting, and increasingly, protein folding and other bioinformatics applications.

      In may ways, post Y2K, it may be a more vital part of the world computing infrastructure than even COBOL. I've worked for one major oil company where FORTRAN code is the backbone of the exploration business, a business that makes a billion dollars a year, a figure that reliably pays the company's dividend year-in and year-out. It may be old, but it's still straegically vital.

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    20. Re:Life is more than business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >> A social movement is not a busness.



      > And linux is not a social movement, it's an operating system.



      And football is not a sport, it is a means to exercise your body. Just like jogging, wrestling and aerobics. It's not supposed to be fun (doing or watching). Just do it.



      </sarcasm>



      You know, the one kind of people that is even more stupid (IMHO) than Microsoft-bashing Windows users, are Linux-hype-bashing diehard football/hockey/wrestling/... fans.



      Fans who don't miss a game even if they have to travel 800 kilometers to watch, have cupboards full of scarfs, gloves, game utensils, etc. in their idols' colors, and give me a weird look ("oh, not another fanatic") if I go to Linuxtag to do a presentation.



      Come on, people. Give me a break. Everybody has a hobby, and operating systems are valid hobbies, just like running after your favorite boy group / football team / whatever.

    21. Re:Life is more than business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      curious, and aren't you just a i-m-so-classless-above-reproach crapfest

      "They keep you doped on religion and sex and TV,
      'til you think you're so clever and classless and free.
      But you're still FUCKING PEASANTS as far as I can see."

    22. Re:Life is more than business by stratjakt · · Score: 2

      There was nothing anti-anything about my comment.

      My point is that using linux doesnt make me a socialist/libertarian any more than wearing Doc Martens would make me a skinhead.

      What's self-righteous about that?

      Though, it's flattering you've noticed me, Mr. Anonymous Coward. Secret crushes are the most exhilirating.

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    23. Re:Life is more than business by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      The line manufacturing of cars is not a social movement, it is just a new industrial process.

      The computer is just a fscking machine, it is not a social movement.

      The steam engine is just a machine, not a social movement.

      Yeah, I think I understand now. Stoopid me.

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  19. Killer App by municio · · Score: 1

    Their community has at least to members, the RIA and the MPAA, I think.

  20. Can do without the editorial comments by goldspider · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "(of course by community they mean the few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge)"

    I think we all could have gotten the point of the story without the editorial. I'm not talking about censoring the guy, I'm just saying that it detracts from an otherwise decent story.

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  21. Competitors by ochinko · · Score: 1
    We cannot price at zero, so we need to justify our posture and pricing.

    Why don't you at least try? It worked with Netscape. Someone's oxygen is being cut...

    1. Re:Competitors by mtrupe · · Score: 1

      Harldy. MS is still doing very well, but Linux is digging into some of the market. They are a corporation, and a corporation exists for one reason: TO MAKE MONEY. The more of the Linux market they can erode the more they can make. I really don't think there is much more than that to read into this.

      Giving away your product for free is not a good way to make money. Even Redhat doesn't do that. Redhat actually took it up a step: they let others write for free and then sell their work at a profit. I don't understand the idea that software should be free- especially since I am a software developer.

    2. Re:Competitors by ochinko · · Score: 1
      Giving away your product for free is not a good way to make money. Even Redhat doesn't do that.

      Yes, they do. Under what license do you think are rpm, ntsysv, sndconfig? They even pay sallaries to people that work on projects that are not RH's.

      I don't understand the idea that software should be free- especially since I am a software developer.

      It can be paid and free at the same time. I myself am a software developer. Most of the things that I've written were on a temporary contract - just payed to do the job. And guess what, when they payed me the agreed sum, they stopped paying.

      Wouldn't it be a conflict of interest if I had decided to write everything so that they would need me constantly, and subscribe with me?

      And something more - woudn't it be a good idea from their part to open the source that they already have, and begin to build upon what they are using completely free of charge? I certainly woudn't mind - a prestigious project in my CV would look quite good, even though I may only have started it.

  22. Developers, developers, developers, developers by Lejade · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, right. Keep stomping monkey boy... ;)

  23. Repeat Performance of a Previous Post??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because we couldn't get enough. :)

  24. Evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way."

    Just more court evidence of MS's admitted monopoly tactics. Thanks for the words, Uncle Fester.

  25. All I have to say by afidel · · Score: 5, Funny

    is Balmer is a crack monkey. For evidence see here

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    1. Re:All I have to say by PD · · Score: 2

      It's understandable. For a few billion dollars I'd jump around like a monkey on a stage too. I'd even gain 100 pounds and pull out all my hair just to make the effect complete. And I would have sweat glands surgically implanted so I could effectively soak a shirt.

    2. Re:All I have to say by GypC · · Score: 2

      Oh man... that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

      /me wipes tears out of eyes.

    3. Re:All I have to say by F34RL3SS+L34D3R · · Score: 0

      You really shouldn't link to such disturbing images.
      I've been scarred for life.
      Oh wait, I already was scarred for life.
      Nevermind. Carry on!

      What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello?

  26. Ranking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There should be a rank on which /. personel
    screws more repost of old news

  27. Note to Microsoft Execs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Memo:

    With respect to your corporate reports compiled by genuflecting corporate underlings.

    They've misunderstood OSS, therefore you misunderstand OSS.

    YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    Good day, sirs.

  28. Astroturfing... by sam31415 · · Score: 1

    ...yet another favored MS approach.

    One question, though: in the article, when Ballmer says the big issue over offering software for Linux is "a reluctance to accept legal liability for open-source software," (quote from article only, not a Ballmer quote, at least AFAIK) does he realize that works on Linux != every last bit of the source must be open, and that works on Linux != requires you to be able to take legal liability for Linux?

    Also, he talks about Linux being priced at zero, then talks about IBM telling people/companies to "Buy Linux".

    It's nice to have Linux recognized as a competitor, but could we have it from someone who knows what they're talking about?

  29. These "MVPs" by Conare · · Score: 1

    For nine years, the company has designated users with particular skills--usually seen by how often they intervene helpfully in newsgroups--as "most valued professionals". Currently there are about 1,200 MVPs, half of whom are in the United States.

    Oh Great! So these will be people who have nothing better to do than post to newsgroups! Oh wait a minute...

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  30. it's ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > it started off bankrupt, in a way ...they're morally bankrupt.

    why yes, mr. moderator, I *am* trolling.

  31. Balmer and RMS by smoondog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dammit Balmer! that's GNU/Linux ...

    -Sean

    1. Re:Balmer and RMS by thelexx · · Score: 2

      Not if he is only referring to the kernel. If referring generically to Linux distributions, then yes, you're correct.

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    2. Re:Balmer and RMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dammit Balmer! that's GNU/Linux ..."

      ---GNU's not MacOS either!---

  32. Energy focussed in the wrong places... by tcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should stomps the annoying Bugs in their software before stomping the competition with FUD... A better product always sells by itself, especially in a monopoly situation. They could have an happy userbase and a more pro-microsoft community by doing so.

    RIght now they are focussing their energy in stomping both consumer (DRM) and market rights, stomping competition, and stomping whatever or whoever dares to say something bad against them. This is such a waste of energy only a PR departement with too much staff can afford.

    Stupid yet annoying bug to give ONE example out of probably 1000+ that people could bring up:

    Since windows 95, when I'm dragging a huge folder, explorer STILL doesn't display the remanining time correctly, saying example 2 minutes remaning, and then 388432 minutes (and going down by 600 minutes every 2 seconds), I mean, for god's sake, 5 years later, 3 service pack later, windows 2000 *STILL* has that bug. This is one dumb example, but imagine all the bugs that you don't directly see.

    So please microsoft, don't focus on the few users you don't have, focus on making your current userbase HAPPY so that they aren't bleeding off to your potential competitor as soon as they get a chance or get too fed up, because THIS will cost you.

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    1. Re:Energy focussed in the wrong places... by zrodney · · Score: 1

      I agree -- if microsoft sold software that simply
      did what it promised, they would control the market
      forever.

      Instead, they are chasing away the power users and
      developers who are fed up with yet another bug
      from microsoft and yet another wacky api to deal
      with that cost lots of $$$ just to read the docs
      which aren't totally correct.

      Compare that with the linux community and all the
      freely available help and software options, and
      it's really really tempting to try out linux.

      Then after you try it a little, all that screechy
      hype from Microsoft seems hollow and expensive.

    2. Re:Energy focussed in the wrong places... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      They should stomps the annoying Bugs in their software before stomping the competition with FUD...

      Pure foolishness. MS is all about sales. If the bugs didn't keep you from buying their crap all these years, why would they stop you now? Why would MS fix them now?

      MS will never fix a bug unless that has a positive impact on their bottom line. This link will take you to a collection of info about bugs that MS hasn't fixed in Excell.

      ... 5 years later, 3 service pack later, windows 2000 *STILL* has that bug.

      See above. They've got you by the Balmers, and they plan to squeeze you a good deal harder. THEY DON"T CARE IF YOU'RE HAPPY! They care about separating you from their money. By buying their product year after year, you've proven that they don't have to fix bugs in order to gouge you.

    3. Re:Energy focussed in the wrong places... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They should stomps the annoying Bugs in their software before stomping the competition with FUD... A better product always sells by itself, especially in a monopoly situation. They could have an happy userbase and a more pro-microsoft community by doing so.

      Ummm...the whole point of being a monopoly is that you don't have to make a better product in order to consistently sell it. A happy userbase and more pro-Microsoft community are irrelevant goals so long as people are compelled to buy Windows via OEM exclusive deals, forced license program 'upgrades', etc.

    4. Re:Energy focussed in the wrong places... by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      You don't understand how Microsoft sells software.

      To find out, post in a pro-MS forum (or in *any* forum, it works even on Slashdot) that you are using Win98 and have some kind of problem.

      At least 10 Microsofties will fall over you and will scream at you: "upgrade!", "upgrade!", "everything execpt Win2K/XP sucks!".

    5. Re:Energy focussed in the wrong places... by archen · · Score: 1

      I mean, for god's sake, 5 years later, 3 service pack later, windows 2000 *STILL* has that bug.

      Yes but you're still using windows aren't you? When most users don't care, why should they?

    6. Re:Energy focussed in the wrong places... by jafac · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'd tear that fucking piece of shit feature out. It's totally stupid.
      It should perhaps display progress as total files/bytes copied/left to copy, start time, and average transfer rate statistics. Those are actual figures the OS can get ahold of - but having to estimate how much time it's going to take is utter folly because it's dependent on so many factors like CPU load, cache, and network bandwidth, all of which can change over the time of the copy.

      People just want to know that the copy is doing something, that it's not hung or chorking on disk errors or something.

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    7. Re:Energy focussed in the wrong places... by WNight · · Score: 2

      The last place I saw that message, and the broken counter, was when I was copying a friend's MP3s to a backup drive before wiping their main HD and installing Linux.

      They weren't much of a gamer and they didn't really notice the difference, except that it crashes a bit less. They're clued enough to handle a few instructions so I gave them Mandrake, not a baby-proofed distro, and they seem happy.

      XP didn't like their computer, they were told it was their hardware, but Linux recognized it all and uses it just fine...

  33. The problem by Mikelikus · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Balmer is incredibly excited about war against Linux and open source. But unfortunately for MS is that - imeho (e for extremely) - there isn't a WinCommunity. Most people use windows just because: they think that windows is the only thing there is.

    In Linux there's the open source community needed for any open source project to thrive and this, of course, creates many slashdot-readers-linux-maniacs.

    So, how could a non-existant community "stomp" the open source community? Well... it couldn't. But with a company like MS behind it FUD usually works or in this case probably will delay the linux desktop boom.

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    1. Re:The problem by twisty7867 · · Score: 0

      This post and the original are so typically representative of the OSS community. I am an avid Microsoft fan, and a professional developer, with Microsoft products being among (but not the entirety of) my skillset. Most other professional software developers I know are also avid Microsoft fans. There is a substantial Microsoft "community" in newsgroups, IRC, and, most importantly of all, among the ranks of paid developers.

      I would say that if you polled professional developers with salaries over $75,000, a substantial majority would likely prefer developing with Microsoft products over similar OSS projects.

      Conversely, your average employed OSS fan is a disgruntled propeller head with poor communication skills and no business sense who refers to the people above him as "Management".

      As for a "Linux desktop boom", Mom and Pop will never buy any PC without toll-free tech support - they're not about to post to a mailing list for help - so keep dreaming.

    2. Re:The problem by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      Don't feed the trolls, please.

      Also, please note: the majority of PC sales are white boxes - no support from M$,

  34. I guess M$ may have to actually *earn* their money by DarkHelmet433 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Steve and Bill have nightmares and wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and wonder if the day may come where they may have to actually *earn* the money they extract from folks?

    The day will come, sooner or later, when enough people will realize that they no longer have to accept what M$ deems that the market has to buy next.

  35. MS Certification Exams exposed! by L1nuxGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Did'ja catch this little gem?
    The (MVP) title is highly regarded, said Thomas Lee, a Windows 2000 MVP who specializes in directory issues, and has just been appointed as chief technologist at QA Training. "You are recognized by your peers, not by an exam that you can cheat in."
    Sure makes ya respect those pricey pieces of paper.
    1. Re:MS Certification Exams exposed! by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      MVP seems a lot like the Stonecutters.

      Homer: These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined. [sniffs tearily]

      (thanks to snpp.com)

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    2. Re:MS Certification Exams exposed! by andcal · · Score: 1

      You say "Sure makes ya respect those pricey pieces of paper." as if this Thomas guy has anything to do with microsoft certification.



      This guy may not even have a paying job right now. He is just "officially certified" to put the MVP signature on his posts when he answers posts in the microsoft.public NNTP newsgroups.


      MVPs do this for free, last I heard. Did anyone else notice that this reporter was quoting him as saying that the 'title' HE holds is "highly regarded"? Wouldn't it strike you as sort of funny if a reporter quoted an airport security screener as saying "Airport securtity screeners are highly regarded"? It wouldn't really lend any credibility to his comment that the anti-theft devices at Wal-Mart might be easily fooled(unless he also happens to work as a Wal-Mart Security guard as a second job)


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    3. Re:MS Certification Exams exposed! by Dalcius · · Score: 2

      Well, if this stuff about cheating on your MCSE is a rumor, it's a pretty big rumor.

      Some of these MCSEs are so fscking clueless it's scary. I wouldn't be at all surprised.

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    4. Re:MS Certification Exams exposed! by duck_prime · · Score: 1
      MVP seems a lot like the Stonecutters.

      Homer: These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined. [sniffs tearily]
      Heh heh. That was a good one, #91468.

      Doh.
  36. Stomp? by hedley · · Score: 1

    They have as much chance of doing that as I do of eliminating bindweed and moss from my garden. It will not happen. Linux's Achilles heel is ennui, in the limit, it may just be unfashionable to spend ones time tinkering with it, but as long as EE/CS continues to be taught in school a good crop of young developers will always be plugging away inplementing what is new. Not to mention country adoption such as Germany, Peru, China etc

    Wishful thinking by Mr Balmer. There is no RoundUp formula that Microsoft has or can buy that can be used to Stomp linux.

    Hedley

  37. M$ shift Strategies. by buswolley · · Score: 3, Interesting
    M$ no longer seems to claim that M$ products have a lower "Total Cost Of Ownerhip" than its competitors, namely Linux. As Balmer admits:

    "We have to compete with free software on value, but in a smart way. We cannot price at zero, so we need to justify our posture and pricing. Linux isn't going to go away--our job is to provide a better product in the marketplace."

    M$ knows that it has to make a better product than Linux to survive. I think they have a long way to go.. **Evidence**that people/community can shake huge corporations!!! C'mon M$ is afraid of /.

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    1. Re:M$ shift Strategies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      {**Evidence**that people/community can shake huge corporations!!! C'mon M$ is afraid of /. }

      Thats why M$ bought /.

  38. This is a wonderful argument... by Lendrick · · Score: 2

    ...for allowing people to use their mod points on articles.

  39. Bankruptcy by Lxy · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Linux will always be financially bankrupt.

    Microsoft will always be morally bankrupt.

    So, "in a way", hasn't Microsoft always been bankrupt?

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  40. Don't talk like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it makes me have to wank

  41. Wow by GiorgioG · · Score: 1

    ...(of course by community they mean the few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge)

    The few guys? Lets compare the number of people that make money off of Microsoft stuff compared to the number of people making money off of Linux stuff.

    You are least-informed link, goodbye.

  42. MS doesn't have to do anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Linux is doing a pretty good job of imploding by itself. All the users and developers are clueing up to the hoax that has been perpetrated on them that linux is stable when in retrospect, it had a filesystem, ext2fs, that was unsafe and corrupted data and filesystem integrity on power failure and crashes and its vm system still isn't robust after many rewrites. It's time we acknowledge that linux has set back the state of computing by 10 years redoing what's already done very well in FreeBSD.

  43. Dr. SuSE writes 'Rolly Polly Trolly' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Hey British Aerospace! Buy Linux...from SuSE.'

    SuSE? That is a funny name.

    Might as well call it GoatSE Linux. (Don't buy that one, though, they found a huuuuuge security hole in the back door.)

  44. Deja Vu like a..... by PrimeNumber · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To quote houseparty 2....

    Wasnt the link in this Slashdot article essentially saying the same thing?

  45. From the I've got some growing up to do dept. by bogie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Linux is a Cancer!

    We'll stomp on Linux!

    I'm taking my ball and going home!

    How embarassing for Microsoft, their CEO sounds like a ranting 3 year old. Time for a timeout.

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    1. Re:From the I've got some growing up to do dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      taking my **balls** and going home u mean?

    2. Re:From the I've got some growing up to do dept. by JstSumSchmuck · · Score: 1

      CEO, SHCMEE-E-O. Ballmer's just a powerless decoy to draw fire away from Gates.
      Just look at the picture at the top of the article page. He looks more like he should be bouncing around the thunderdome with a midget strapped to his back than calling the shots for a software company.

    3. Re:From the I've got some growing up to do dept. by Salsaman · · Score: 1
      Oh you forgot one:


      Linux is Pacman

  46. Stop the madness by qurob · · Score: 4, Interesting


    (of course by community they mean the few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge)

    Are you kidding me?

    Want to make some cash?

    Get a group of guys together who have MCP's and MCSE's, maybe an A+ and Cisco guy for cool logos to put on your business cards.

    Go around 'consulting' networks for the local small businesses for $60 an hour, $120 an hour for the SE's ;)

    If you can find the business and there's not much competition, it's like taking sugary treats from an infant.

    1. Re:Stop the madness by sawilson · · Score: 1

      I can see this is working very well for you
      considering your slashdot sig. :)

    2. Re:Stop the madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The typical Microsoft way of doing things -- overexagerrate the problem and charge out of the ass to fix it.

    3. Re:Stop the madness by qurob · · Score: 1

      And this is Microsofts fault HOW?

      It would be more of a 'consultant' problem

    4. Re:Stop the madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peanuts. Try being a Siebel Business Analyst - my chargeout rate is UKP1000 a day...

  47. It's working... by cachorro · · Score: 1
    Now Balmer is saying:

    "...our job is to provide a better product in the marketplace."

    Ain't competition grand!

  48. Good by smack_attack · · Score: 2

    They can pull all of their collective necks together into one, making it easier for us to cut it off.

  49. Bankrupt?? by AltGrendel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I perfer to call it "poor but honest".

    Better fit, don't you think.

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    - Douglas Adams

    1. Re:Bankrupt?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wondered how to make a billion bucks, legally.
      Just do what Microsoft did!

      Oops, nevermind.

  50. Balls to the walls by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Quoth Ballmer: It's not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way.

    *laugh* Ballmer only seems to see things in terms of money. It should be painfully obvious that Linux didn't start off "bankrupt", it started off free, which is hardly the same thing.

    Quoth kalidasa: StarOffice did not start out as a free product, iirc. And as for IBM promoting Linux, how is that any different from HP and Dell promoting Microsoft.

    It isn't, of course -- well, there's one crucial difference. MS doesn't get any money out of it.

    And does the first paragraph, as the Register asked, mean that Microsoft accepts liability for their own software?

    They keep dancing around that issue. They have, one the one hand, tried with EULAs and so on to get out of liability -- but they are also starting to realize that that lack of responbility has meant that they release shoddy software and have no immediate need to fix it. But now their reputation for less-than-good software is starting to come around and bite them in the *ss. A symptom is all the buzz that Linux and UN*X is getting. So they are starting to acknowledge *moral*, as opposed to *legal*, liability for their software products ("Trustworthy Computing").

    Which could be dangerous, 'cos you can't have it both ways, really. Eventually someone's going to start suing the bejeezus out of them, once some NT-based thing goes blooey and costs someone a fortune...

    Cheers,

    Ethelred

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    1. Re:Balls to the walls by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      *laugh* Ballmer only seems to see things in terms of money. It should be painfully obvious that Linux didn't start off "bankrupt", it started off free, which is hardly the same thing.

      Which was exactly his point, and why he said 'in a way' rather than just leaving it as 'started off bankrupt'. You can't stop Linux the way Novell was stopped (assuming Novell was, in some markets their software is still used), because there's no company controlling it. All of the Linux companies in the world could go bankrupt and Linux would still be there.

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    2. Re:Balls to the walls by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

      Eventually someone's going to start suing the bejeezus out of them, once some NT-based thing goes blooey and costs someone a fortune...

      This has happened before but only crazy people, like McNealy and the DOJ, sue MS. I know of a high traffic site that used NT. They used to come in every morning to find 80% of their servers hung. They switched to Linux and haven't had a problem since.

    3. Re:Balls to the walls by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

      "*laugh* Ballmer only seems to see things in terms of money. It should be painfully obvious that Linux didn't start off "bankrupt", it started off free, which is hardly the same thing."

      Got news for ya...all businesses (if they're worth a crap) are looking things from the fiscal (money) point of view. Any business that doesn't isn't going to be around long, that's just how the market economy operates. And as for Ballmer using the word "Bankrupt" he probably meant that the Linux movement started out without any funding and no real money of sorts to market itself and that Linux became what it is now not because of companies but from a grass-roots effort of all involved.

    4. Re:Balls to the walls by AxelTorvalds · · Score: 1
      *laugh* Ballmer only seems to see things in terms of money. It should be painfully obvious that Linux didn't start off "bankrupt", it started off free, which is hardly the same thing.

      That's nothing. Where's the DOJ when he says stuff like that? Essentially admitting that they aren't happy with a competitor so much as existing.

    5. Re:Balls to the walls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which could be dangerous, 'cos you can't have it both ways, really. Eventually someone's going to start suing the bejeezus out of them, once some NT-based thing goes blooey and costs someone a fortune...

      *** Snip ***

      Something like stranding a US Navy Cruiser a few hundred miles out to sea 'cause NT4 shit itself and no one could go down to the engine room, spin a valve and get the ship moving again?

      Yeah, something like that probably cost US Tax Payers... somewhere, somehow, but I bet we'll never see the bill for this "trustworthy software" failure. I have visions of Military Oficials going to tell some poor mom and dad thier son/daughter is dead because the software running the weapon they were using decided to BSOD on them.

      Sad sad day.

    6. Re:Balls to the walls by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      A military contractor supplying a defective product? Yikes, like that's never happened before! :^)

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    7. Re:Balls to the walls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company I worked for had NT servers. If we didn't reboot *AT LEAST* once a week, we were asking for trouble.... and we got it. NT frequently forced us to reboot twice a week. And it wasn't a hang or a rampant program. It was NT deciding not to work anymore. I wonder what would have happened if we had Linux... Oh, excuse me... GNU/Linux.

      Yeah, so I think Windows as a whole already went "blooey," but people accept it as normal because they do not know differently. If your car went *chuga-luga* every time you start it since you got it, don't you accept it as normal? As soon as people realize that frequent crashes are not normal, then MS is going to have a hay day. Boy! I would love to see the look on Ballmer's face when he realizes that everyone else realized what was normal. Until then, push those alternative OS's! If you use anything other than Windows, show people the light. Make them realize that a computer can and will run without problems consistently.

      Another thought that is slightly off topic, but definately open source: I didn't know this before but, KDE 3.0.3 rules! I am glad I updated from 2.2.2 . I am yet one more happy Linux newbe in an ocean of unhappy Windows users.

  51. Raarghhh! by Dirtside · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Linux... making me angry... can't... contain... emotions... third-person... narration... taking... over... RAAARGHHHH!!!"

    *Ballmer transforms into a giant, green-skinned version of himself, tearing his clothes and exposing his enormous gut*

    "BALLMER STOMP LINUX!!! RAARRGHH!!! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!!"

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    1. Re:Raarghhh! by haggar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can almost picture that thing running back and forth on a podium, screaming, jumping and sweating profusely.

      Oh, wait...

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    2. Re:Raarghhh! by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      He should go and play Video Games

      Seems to help.

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  52. I Saw This Show In Vegas by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

    It was excellent, Stomp Linux had clever choregraphy and wonderful Celtic tunes. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats...

    1. Re:I Saw This Show In Vegas by drik00 · · Score: 1

      would someone mod this up...

      Laugh Out Loud funny! I nearly wet my pants!!

      4 1/2 stars!

      J

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    2. Re:I Saw This Show In Vegas by lushman · · Score: 1

      I agree - and it was a lot better than Katz, too!!

  53. Clarification by wazzzup · · Score: 2

    Perhaps Linux is bankrupt in a sense but one thing is for certain, Linux is not morally bankrupt. Be honest, can you say the same Steve?

  54. MS reaps what it sows by flacco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MS has made its fortune turning its "community" into a gaggle of hand-held idiots; now they're going to turn to THEM for their salvation?

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    1. Re:MS reaps what it sows by TheMightyZog · · Score: 1

      Sort of like the blind leading the naked, isn't it?

  55. Getting desperate by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 2
    We can't beat them on price, but we have to add value.

    M@cr$s&ft must be getting pretty desperate if they are going to start adding value to their products.

    1. Re:Getting desperate by Arimus · · Score: 1

      What's worrying and is a sad reflection on people who buy MS products is that we've put up with their crap for years without getting value for money... Most buisnesses that don't offer value in their products tend to last about as long as whelk in a supernova.

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  56. In the title of the article by jabbo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Even with a Slashdot attention span (eg. none), I'm surprised that someone could miss that.

    Another option is to use the 'Find' feature in your browser (be it IE, Lynx, Mozilla, Galeon...) and search for 'stomp'. It worked for me.

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  57. At the '95 COMDEX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was the "Microsoft Community" up against Team OS2. Microsoft brought along a bunch of employees to be their "community," while us OS/2 people were a ragtag group. IBM issued us all gay pink OS/2 shirts and we ran around installing OS/2 on computers for anyone who wanted it and the MS guys mainly just wandered around trying to make it look like Microsoft had a grass roots movement too. Team OS/2 got some press coverage during that show. I don't recall anyone mentioning the Microsoft guys...

    1. Re:At the '95 COMDEX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And now OS/2 is a dead os. Way to go!

  58. United, with who? by schowley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In reading the article I find it ironic that some of Ballmer's statements are similar to practices M$ employed in the mid 90's. I believe it was M$ that provided Internet Explorer free in order to displace Netscape's market share. As for the Microsoft community goes, I would rather use an OS that has been reviewed by many eyes than one that seems to have only been reviewed by the elite M$ few!

    Sounds to me like M$ is getting a taste of their own medicine.

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    1. Re:United, with who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least Netscape didn't have a \win$\history\index.dat file tied into the OS that you couldn't delete easily and that the unsuspecting public wasn't told about, which keeps a record of every single web site you surf to and which doesn't get cleaned out if you empty your cache. Why has this fact never been used as FUD against Microsoft ?

  59. I Saw This Show In Vegas by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Stomp Linux" is an excellent production, clever choregraphy and wonderful Celtic tunes. A truly worthwhile followup to "The Sprit of The Dance." I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats...

  60. At least they admit to incompetence... by PontifexPrimus · · Score: 1
    To quote:
    ...he pointed out that publicly posting bug fixes often prompted attacks. "The hacker waits till a fix is posted, then writes an attack and sends it out," he said. Such attacks are based on information in the fix.
    Or, in other words, "we can't even get our fixes right".
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  61. MVP? by DrXym · · Score: 2
    Most Valuable Primate?


    I've never taken this guy seriously since he came hunkering across the stage like a deranged orangutan.

    1. Re:MVP? by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Maniacally Vindictive Pwet

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  62. Windows does cluster well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It makes a good virus farm ;)

  63. Bankrupt? by rossz · · Score: 2

    Cash wise, perhaps. At least we aren't morally bankrupt. At least we, the Linux community, can look ourselves in the mirror and not be ashamed that we have fucked over anyone at any time for a few bucks. We don't destroy someone's business because we hate competetion, no matter how insignificant. We don't extort money from cash strapped schools to improve our balance sheet a few more pennies. We don't lie to our "customers" about our quality and security.

    I have a one question for you, Ballmer. What's it like to have so much money and yet do so little for the good of mankind?

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  64. MS Community? by NamShubCMX · · Score: 1
    MS Community?

    Like those kids on MSN Messenger?

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  65. Ummmm... Not really by cascadefx · · Score: 3, Informative
    "We do not anticipate offering software on Linux," said Ballmer. "Nobody pays for software on Linux." Even StarOffice, sold by Sun, was originally a free product, he said.

    Well, actually, Star Office started as a commericial product from a company called Star Division. The company was eventually aquired by Sun who in turned offered Star Office as a free download and then open souced a version of it and has now gone back to selling branded versions of the open source project (wheww!!!).

    1. Re:Ummmm... Not really by zrodney · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, Star Office started as a commericial product from a company called Star Division. The company was eventually aquired by Sun who in turned offered Star Office as a free download and then open souced a version of it and has now gone back to selling branded versions of the open source project

      And, of course, Balmer would have you believe
      that for every copy of staroffice sold, RMS gets a check because
      the GPL is a virus. :*)

  66. Linux is to Microsoft as Microsoft is to Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100% focus on a single irritating competitor, and 0% enough focus on why that competitor irritates you. Dumb, really.

  67. He calls that a community? by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

    Doesn't community imply that each member of the community benefits by participating in the community? But in the Micro$oft 'community' it seems to me that the main beneficiary is Micro$oft.
    As was pointed out in the article:

    "Linux and its community have a symbiotic relationship, Lee said: "You don't have that same thing at Microsoft, but there are people who are passionate and technical who are committed to doing a great job." "

    So perhaps that means that Micro$oft and it's community have a parasitic relationship where Micro$oft is the big tapeworm.

    What exactly does one get out of participating in the Micro$oft community?

    1. Re:He calls that a community? by MadBurner · · Score: 0

      Ol' Billy does kinda look like a tape worm doesn't he?

  68. Windows Clustering... an oxymoron by path_man · · Score: 1

    from the article... Technology like clustering would be better in Windows than Linux eventually, said Ballmer: "We will beat Linux on clusters." ... As long as you have an OS whose GUI cannot be separated from the rest of the kernel, you'll NEVER have the true clustering capabilities that you have in UNIX/Linux systems today. Not only can you cluster for high availability but you can cluster for computing capacity -- I challenge Microsoft to create a solution that dares compete.

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    1. Re:Windows Clustering... an oxymoron by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the price...

      OS cost for a 1000 node Linux cluster: $30 (max)
      OS cost for a 1000 node Windoze cluster:
      (probably $100/ node) $100,000.00
      (OK, maybe they'll be oh so generous and give us a 50% volume discount) $50,000

      And given the performance advantages, clustering tools (Mosix, MPI, ...) available for Linux, ability to customize the kernel, etc... why would anyone consider a Windoze cluster?

  69. what is sooo special about shared source? by tmroyster · · Score: 1

    Why does Ballmer think that allowing more people
    to just look at the source code is going to do
    any good? Why would anybody want to? You can't
    do anything with it... in fact, it could be
    argued that one would be forever "tainted" in
    some legal sense... If you argue to so that
    one could possible use some undocumentated feature, I say it shouldn't be undocumented!

  70. favourite quote by martin · · Score: 2

    "adding that the big issue was a reluctance to accept legal liability for open-source software. "

    I'm sorry but whem has anyone tried legal action against M$ for selling you duff software. There's a big disclaimer in the license if I remember correctly. Something along the lines of ...

    "If you lose data and your business suffers financially as a result, Microsoft accept no liability for any errors in our sofware. Tough"

    Or am I wrong...???

  71. Microsoft Using Mac Fanatic Tactics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like Microsoft is using a page out of the Apple Mac community. Using a "community" to make other feel cool for being included, and others seem un-cool for being outcasts. Aah, yes, the business case of peer pressure.

    "It's not an operating system, it's a Jihad." -- Steve Ballmer

  72. A few points... by bytesmythe · · Score: 2
    From the article:

    The MVP initiative will be a big part of Microsoft's efforts to promote a sense of "community" among users and developers,

    It's hard to have the same sense of "community" when people all know that they are connected solely through the exchange of cash.

    Linux and its community have a symbiotic relationship,

    Symbiotic? I'm afraid not. Symbiotic means EACH could not survive without the other. Even if linux vanished overnight, the free software community does have other alternative open source operating systems to use. And even if all central kernel development stopped, we still have millions of copies of kernel source floating around and a new effort would begin. "Linux" (as a concept) doesn't really depend on the community; it IS the community.

    Lee said: "You don't have that same thing at Microsoft, but there are people who are passionate and technical who are committed to doing a great job."

    Not to sound like I'm trolling or flaming, but most companies I've seen that are "dedicated" to Microsoft only do so because it is perceived as financially risky to do otherwise.

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    -- Scott Meyer
    1. Re:A few points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to have the same sense of "community" when people all know that they are connected solely through the exchange of cash.

      MVPs don't get paid, they're volunteers. Try research, it helps.

    2. Re:A few points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wha? Reeesuuurch? Ummmmmm, uuuuuh.

  73. do you remember how m$ started off by matto14 · · Score: 0

    do you remember how m$ started off. Secondly whats wrong with free "There is nothing that is around today that is absolutly free even air has a price."

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  74. "Nobody pays for software on Linux." by Binarybrain · · Score: 1

    My favorite comment from Steve Ballmar was "We do not anticipate offering software on Linux," said Ballmer. "Nobody pays for software on Linux."

    To me that shows that Microsoft still doesn't get it and they are very swiftly becoming a dinosour. The business model for an open source company is completely different from the traditional model of I sale software and you pay for it. The future is in services and support.

    Microsoft's new initiative to provide the source code for the basis of a stronger community just won't work and I will tell you why. The open source community thrives on recognition, thats their motivation. Whats the motivation to fix Microsoft products and let them take all the credit. There is none.

  75. K5 isn't just an old AMD processor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    allowing people to use their mod points on articles.

    Then go here and use your mod points to mod stories up to +95.

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  76. In orde to "stomp" linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Microsoft must write something that doesn't suck. Then they'll do it.

  77. Get off the MS bashing bandwagon... by perrin5 · · Score: 1

    If y'all could just pull yourselves over to the side of the self-rightiousness highway for jus' a second, you might wanna look at what is actually being said, and what it might mean...

    Microsoft has finally admitted that they need to make improvements to its software suite to compete. Look, regardless of what they have done in the past, Microsoft has a large portion of market share, and are slowly losing it to Linux, MacOS and others. Aparently (reading between the lines here) they were able to FORCE Novell to go under via using that incredible market share, but now they can't do that. So...They have to actually IMPROVE their PRODUCTS to regain their market share.

    Regardless of the eventual outcome of the OS wars that are unfolding before us, this is a GOOD THING(tm) for consumers. Period.

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  78. Free vs Open Source vs Shared Source by Erore · · Score: 1

    I see some changing connotations/definitions going on here.

    Microsoft is essentially equating Free Software to free beer.

    By doing so they take the ethical right to free software out of the equation.

    Then, they point at Open Source as say the only special about it is that the source code is viewable and that they have a community.

    So, they come up with a way that they can share the Windows source with the community and then they say, "See, we are just the same as Open Source."

    And, for the most part they will be.

    However, what they will not be at that point is free software. And that is the true spirit behind the whole thing.

    They are telling people people who want apples that apples are really oranges and that they can't give you oranges but they can give you tangerines, which are essentially the same but easier to peel. But, in the end, when you get that tangerine, you really don't have an apple afterall do you?

  79. Ballmer-style inspiration by g4dget · · Score: 2
    Oh, that will be so much fun. Ballmer will rally the Microsoft "community" by taking is Monkeyboy act on the road (you know, the one where he hops around the stage screaming to get Microsoft employees into the mood--quite funny if you haven't seen it). That will surely inspire the 98% of Microsoft users, you know, secretaries and home users, ... well, I don't know. But it will surely inspire them.

    (Of course, Ballmer has been "using" the MS community for a long time, he just zeroed in on their wallets.)

    1. Re:Ballmer-style inspiration by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

      I know someone who got an MCSE, and he said the hardest part was scraping up the cash to take the test (which he said was simple). I have to much pride then to whore myself to microsoft.

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  80. Ooooh...you have Open Source boots by neilb78 · · Score: 0

    Ooooh...you have Open Source boots? I want some!

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  81. Ballmer's message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer's message to MS community:

    "Please stomp Linux so that we can increase price of next generation Windows, make more restrictive EULA, force upgrage on you, spy on you, continue to develop insecure software."

  82. slashback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something."

  83. Wha??? by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    "...of course by community they mean the few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge..."

    Ummm....few guys? Even if you think Microsoft is Satan's little cabal on Earth, you're a fool if you don't realize that MS has a huge pool of developers on their side, most of which are not directly on the MS payroll. Are you really THAT naive to think that MS has no public supporters in the dev community? A LOT of developers have hitched their wagons to MS's success. You may not like them, but you have to acknowledge them.

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  84. Using MS community...? by Psx29 · · Score: 1

    Are they referring to all those angry sysadmins who curse microsoft everytime one of their boxes crash? hmm...

  85. Nobody pays for software on Linux. by TheLastUser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Favorite quote: "Nobody pays for software on Linux." given as a justification for not porting MS apps to Linux.

    I guess I am the only one out there who paid for Oracle on Linux, can't imagine why Oracle keeps producing the new versions.

    How about "We won't be porting our apps to Linux because that will kill sales of our less than useless OS" isn't that a bit closer to the truth?

    1. Re:Nobody pays for software on Linux. by Zemran · · Score: 2

      A bit of honesty that I really should not reveal is that I now buy software for Linux and spend more. When I was using M$ I would always rip everything and not feel guilty because I knew they were trying to rip me. Now I use Linux and although the legitimate cost is much less I actually pay it. I like to get the box set with books so I buy it. Several distros (I only once paid for NT). I like to have a few games so I do not mind paying for them etc. End result is that I find Linux more expensive because I actually get my wallet out when I am not getting robbed.

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    2. Re:Nobody pays for software on Linux. by Leolo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How about "We won't be porting our apps to Linux because that will kill sales of our less than useless OS" isn't that a bit closer to the truth?

      Why use Office? I've been using OpenOffce.org for a week now and guess what? IT KICKS ASS! So now I'm going to be going around installing Linux and OpenOffice on all the old computers people want me to repaire. IMHO, linux for the common mortal has arrived.

  86. My favorite quote... by Sketch · · Score: 1
    And IBM, arguably the No. 1 player in the Linux market, promotes Linux to big users, but does not actually sell Linux: "It's weird. IBM says 'Hey British Aerospace! Buy Linux...from SuSE.'"

    I guess when you are a monopolist, working with another company instead of trying to buy them or squeeze them out of the market is a bit weird...

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  87. This finalizes it.. by nmaeone · · Score: 1

    Linux is dying. Muiiihahahahaha..

  88. Re:Windows (Lawyer) Clustering... an oxymoron by phorm · · Score: 2

    Cluster (k l ah1 s t er0 ) [hyperdic.net]
    Noun: group: A grouping of a number of similar things.
    Verb: motion: Come together as in a cluster or flock.

    Therefore we can infer that:

    Windows cluster: A large group of lawyers ready to surround sue the ass off of anyone they can who crosses them.

    Microsoft cluster, large 500lb gorilla hands closing around the throats of competition

    From these, it seems Microsoft does indeed have an effective clustering solution, albeit by different interpretation - phorm

  89. Yeah.... Sure..... by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

    I can see a network of MCSE technical school graduates trying to "stomp" a world wide group of computer enthusiasts (mostly Linux zealots). The difference is most linux people actually love working on computers. Myself I have been doing this kinda stuff since I was a kid (like 7), and right now I am 25 and can't get enough of it.

    Most of us don't just do this for a living, but we live to do this.

    and yes, I do have a girlfriend and a life :-)

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  90. Article collected its own comment set on zdnet by RichMan · · Score: 1

    This article was posted on Zdnet several days ago and already collected a whole comment stream. Check out the article and attached comment system. It has all been said before.

    http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1104-959112.html

  91. We've got money to burn..... by bubbha · · Score: 1

    If the cost for each additional Linux contributor is zero, then we are not bankrupt...rather the opposite...we are infinitely wealthy.

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  92. Tell you what by qurob · · Score: 1


    Find someone to design and build this cluster for free.

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/09/18/2212 25 3&mode=thread&tid=106

    There's barely $200,000 worth of price difference there. 10% of the total saved by using Linux. Worth it?

    1. Re:Tell you what by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      ??

      On one hand you get vendor lock-in and an EULA that can randomly mutate with every service-pack.

      on the other hand you get a vendor-agnostic solution without any license hassles plus 200000$ on top.

      And now you ask if it's "worth it".

    2. Re:Tell you what by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And if you gave me the $200,000 I would quite happily setup the linux solution for you. And i`m sure a lot of other people would do too.

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  93. Novell, huh? by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Of course, the fact that most of the Novell sites are site licensed and have a significant commitment, the fact that they're making money, the fact that they have no significant debt and that some decent property holdings doesn't factor.

    With products like DirXML, Netmail, Zenworks for Desktops, and yes, even Netware, trust me, they're going to be around. A Netware 6 cluster offering native Netware, NFS, Apple FS and CIFS support is pretty amazing. So are products like Account Managment, which lets you sync AD and eDirectory users, as well as Unix accounts, IBM mainframe user accounts, etc. Probably doesn't mean much to the usual /. poster, but integrating this stuff makes a huge difference in a large enterprise. And you're not going to hear an integration story from Microsoft.

    Sure, it's not always flashy, but you can get real work done, which is what those of us getting paid to do IT work should be focusing on.

  94. Hey Steve, here is a crazy idea.. by verch · · Score: 2

    Instead of giving snappy speeches to rally the masees, maybe the way to compete is to BUILD A BETTER PRODUCT THAN THE OTHER GUY! Nah.. They wouldn't want to do that. Thats just crazy.

  95. Competition by nuggz · · Score: 2

    Good, this is what MS should do.

    They are looking at their competition, asking themselves what their competitors do better, and work to at least do it to.

    They are giving their customers more support. They are giving their resellers more tools to work with.

    By recognizing that their customers and the community of service providers are key to their success MS really has the potential to remain a serious force in the future.

  96. Truce by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 2

    I call for a truce. BSD is not the enemy. Linux is not the enemy. Hell, Mac isn't the enemy. Microsoft is the enemy. We need to prove to the masses that free software is the answer. Be it Linux, or BSD, or Mac, that doesn't matter. These stupid licenseing wars need to stop. If you like GPL for your code, then friggen license it as GPL. If you like BSD/MIT for your license, then use it. Make superior software, and support it. We need to unite. Truce amongst ourselfs, then educate the masses, don't just tell them that Linux/BSD is better, prove it.

    (And for the love of God, STFU about Linux vs GNU/Linux. The MS-drones are laughing at us for that damn war.)

  97. Err... Yeah by JMZero · · Score: 2

    They have to turn everything in life into a business.

    Who knows what Ballmer is like on his days off. Probably he's still a dork. Probably business is still on his mind. But at the moment of this speech, he was talking about business. You might as well say, "To Microsoft, it's like making and selling software is all some kind of business.".

    "In a way they started out bankrupt"

    In the context of the speech, this makes sense - and I think it's clear what he was getting at.

    Put through my idiot translator, it reads "We cannot eliminate this competition by depriving them of money from their business, as there never was any money in their business."

    Eventually MS will fall - I think that's clear. Until then, I fully expect them to continue to try to compete. I'll still hassle them when they try to do so unfairly, but it seems a little immature to criticize them generally for talking about the competition and laying out strategies.

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    1. Re:Err... Yeah by Yohahn · · Score: 2

      While I can see your point. I think that there are many that read that article that do not think about it as clearly as you do.

      Since the way words are presented to us color how we react, I think that this is a type of spin, talking about business where it dosen't apply.

      I call I as I see it. By spinning the word "bankrupt" they can associate linux with a "bad" term. On top of that, he associates it as being there since the beginning.

      Media dosen't control what we think, but it does control what we think about.

      I do not think pointing this out is an immature act. If it is, I hope I never develope maturity as it sound like death.

  98. Comic book character by SlugLord · · Score: 1

    Linux is not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way.

    Is he a comic book character? Real people don't talk like this...

    We will beat Linux on clusters. We can't beat them on price, but we have to add value.

    Imagine a Microsoft cluster of these?

    1. Re:Comic book character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I especially like the "It costs nothing, so we can't use preadatory pricing to drive them out of the market, and there's nothing to buy, so we can't take them out of the market like we did with everyone else" garbage.

  99. MS got it wrong. by garoush · · Score: 2

    With 3 front page post about MS in a day on /. it is easy to see that /. has already stomped on MS.

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  100. Doesn't Mr. Ballmer read Slashdot? by knobbie · · Score: 1

    He should say "GNU/Linux", not "Linux". Really, man, the story was just posted.

  101. NT goes blooey by dead+sun · · Score: 1
    Check out this article at info-sec. It describes NT bringing an AEGIS cruiser to its knees. As far as I know nothing ever came of this though. That was back in 1998.

    Also look how hooked on MS marketing they are. Although Unix is more reliable, Redman said, NT may become more reliable with time. Personally, and for my tax dollars, I'd like to see the most reliable system available used, regardless of how reliable it may be in the future. It would keep people safer and probably would reduce the chances of our cruisers being crippled.

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  102. for once they are telling the truth, mostly by fermion · · Score: 1
    In think we are so used to M$ lying and stealing, we don't know what to do when they are relatively direct.

    This article states the simple truth. Linux does many things better than MS. MS cannot compete on price, or even on functionality, at this time. MS may be able to develop technologies to compete, but it's past method of undercutting the competition into bankruptcy will not work.

    Given this set of facts, they are asking for help. And they will get it, beyond a few personal friends. A lot of people make a lot of money off MS products. MS products are designed to be simple enough and just reliable enough to be used in business and allow average people to administer and program them. All people who make money of MS and whose skills are not easily transferable to other technologies will fight hard to keep their income. It is a good strategy to create a grass roots effort. MS is trying to get a little time to catch up.

    This reminds me of the American auto industry years ago. They built crap cars that Americans were forced to buy. A superior product was introduced, and instead of meeting the Compton head on, protectionist legislation was introduced to protect the American autoworker. Of course, the end result is that we know have reliable affordable cars, but a lot of auto workers and auto mechanics were put out of work on the way.

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  103. Ballmer doing some stompin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everytime you think Ballmer is a smart guy, just take a look at this clip

    Mirrors of the same video are here

  104. Re:Redundant Redundancy by bizitch · · Score: 0

    Oh I see ..

    I'm the one thats fucking redundant!

    Right - got ya.

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  105. It's a losing battle... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft thinks that, with a few thousand "insiders" that know what's going on, they're going to "stomp Linux?" That's a knee slapper *proceeds to slap elbow*. While I don't have any exact numbers, I'm willing to bet that Linux has quite a bit more people behind it, whether it's mainstream or not.

    The only thing MS can do to beat Linux is create a better product. And since their OS wasn't really designed with security in mind (it was designed to be used by the computer stupid masses, more or less), they'd litterally have to start from the ground up. *NIX style OSs have the jump on MS in many different areas, including 64bit architecture support, value for your buck (since Linux is free, it's a much better value, even if it lacks the major apps Windoze has), and even technical support (just scour the net, someone somewhere will be glad to help if they can).

    Their "community" is bogus. Nothing more than just a bunch of higher-ups whom MS deems are suitable to be "in the know." The Linux community is just what it says it is. Regular people (not just higher-ups with keys to the executive bathroom) can take it upon themselves to learn what they want about it. And what makes up a community? Regular folks. Granted, it's regular folks with IQs higher than average and technical know-how, but regular folks all the same. From the geek in his/her parents' basement to Linus himself, and all points in between. Each, in some form or another, is welcome to take Linux apart and contribute whatever they want to it. With MS, the buck stops with Bill and company. When was the last time you saw a Windows CD that had a /contrib folder? I haven't seen any in my travels...

    Is it just me, or should Steve Ballmer be doing stand-up at wee-tiny coffee bars and little improv theaters? All his malarky is making me laugh, and that's about it...

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    1. Re:It's a losing battle... by The+Bungi · · Score: 2
      There are about 600 MVPs. The difference with the Linux community is that most are past puberty.

      So I guess that balances the scale.

    2. Re:It's a losing battle... by flacco · · Score: 2
      There are about 600 MVPs. [microsoft.com] The difference with the Linux community is that most are past puberty.

      ...and more or less settled into the role of "Bitch" in their vendor/customer relationship.

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    3. Re:It's a losing battle... by The+Bungi · · Score: 2
      ...and more or less settled into the role of "Bitch" in their vendor/customer relationship.

      Hmmm yes. Well, thanks for making my point.

    4. Re:It's a losing battle... by flacco · · Score: 2
      Hmmm yes. Well, thanks for making my point.

      If your point is that you value decorum over substance, well, perhaps.

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    5. Re:It's a losing battle... by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      If your point is that you value decorum over substance, well, perhaps.

      Oh-oh. The moral high ground. Can't fight against that

  106. Duplicate story by Corydon76 · · Score: 1
    This story is a duplicate, from yesterday.

    ZDNet and CNet share stories. It's nothing new. Read the friggin' past two days' stories before you post something new, PLEASE.

  107. Wrong problem by beleg777 · · Score: 2

    I think the reason they don't make the high quality software we want them to is because it's too late. They have huge amounts of work in Windows, and a number of the problems are architectural rather than just bugs. To entirely fix windows, to the point where most /. users trust it, would require going back to square one. There is no way to justify that in a business like MS.

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    1. Re:Wrong problem by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I thought that was what NT was....

      -If

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  108. Comments for this story from the ActiveWin website by roxy-skya · · Score: 0

    #1 By BobSmith (1560 Posts) at 9/25/2002 6:26:09 AM
    "It's not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money..."

    Lol! Steve is great!

    #2 By kelso (2 Posts) at 9/25/2002 7:42:12 AM
    Hey, Bob. No one cares whether or not you think Ballmer is great.

    Ya frickin sack.

    It'd help if you'd opine constructively instead of simply quoting a lame quote and then adding on a 'LOL'.

    Who the f*$k says LOL anymore?

    Wait. I know.

    A sack name BobSmith.

    This post was edited by kelso on Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 07:43.

    #3 By JaggedFlame (1555 Posts) at 9/25/2002 7:50:51 AM
    You know, by your own standards, your post's a steaming pile of crap, too. It'd help if you'd opine constructively instead of simply quoting someone else's text and then adding on a "no one cares". Technically, most people here would rather read BobSmith's posts than yours. [shrug]

    #4 By beeyp (98 Posts) at 9/25/2002 8:02:13 AM
    #3, well i don't belong in that 'most people'....if that makes sense :)

    #5 By cschweda (16 Posts) at 9/25/2002 8:10:01 AM
    I'd rather read Kelso's comments than BobSmith's.

    If this "Kelso" is "KelsoLundeen", then, yes, I'd *much* rather read Kelso than Bob"TheSack"Smith.

    #6 By Fritzly (249 Posts) at 9/25/2002 8:40:56 AM
    #4 this is the sense: Bob highlighted and made a comment about a jocke made by Steve Ballmer; #2, the troll, just acted as a troll, adding nothing to this thread. Ergo I would rather read someone who makes a comment or state an opinion rather than someone who says nothing therefore waist my time.

    #7 By Fritzly (249 Posts) at 9/25/2002 8:42:04 AM
    #5 "Similis cum similibus".

    #8 By cschweda (16 Posts) at 9/25/2002 8:50:02 AM
    "Semper ubi sub ubi"

    #9 By TechLarry (657 Posts) at 9/25/2002 8:58:37 AM
    Don't worry #8. Speaking skills generally improve by age 9. You'll get there...

    TL

    #10 By sphbecker (49 Posts) at 9/25/2002 11:27:25 AM
    #2, your personal insults are not welcome here. I thought that was a really funny quote and there is nothing wrong with laughing at it.

    "It's not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money..." = Microsoft admitting that they drove Novell out of the market. (not a bad thing in my opinion)

    #11 By sodablue (2331 Posts) at 9/25/2002 11:51:16 AM
    #2 - I'm curious, if you edited your post... what did it originally say?

    #5 - HA! That's funny. :)

    #8 - That makes no sense from a Latin grammar standpoint. I understand the joke, but the words are used incorrectly.

    For my foreign language requirement I took Latin. Can't write very well, but I can translate into english with the help of my dictionary. :)

    #12 By cschweda (16 Posts) at 9/25/2002 12:29:53 PM
    #11: It's actually a pretty famous little Latin pun. ("Always wear under wear")

    No, it's not grammatical. But for whatever reason it's one of the first things my Latin teacher at Umich taught us when we started our crash course in Wheelock. (All of Wheelock in six weeks -- and then Cicero 'De Amicitia'. Miserable semester.)

    Anyway, this has absolutely nothing to with Ballmer. Although I did attened a TechNet a year ago where Ballmer put in a surprise appearance. He really is a pretty captivating speaker. A little shrill and annoying -- over-caffeinated maybe His head is a like cueball ashine from a beacon aimed from afar.

    But we're sitting there -- expecting the usual MS developer rah-rah speak -- and in bounds Ballmer -- literally running up to the front of the stage: "Hey guys!"

    I don't know. You see some of this stuff in person -- Ballmer, the MS developer goons doing their little cheerleader sessions -- and while you understand what's going on, you sometimes get the feeling that it's like a little cult.

  109. Oh jeez. by zapfie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um, am I to take it the "stomp Linux" in quotes implies that Ballmer said this?

    Because even though it's in the article headline, Ballmer is never QUOTED as saying it in the article. It is just the author's interpretation of what Ballmer said.

    Ballmer gave a very calm, non-confrontation argument (pro-Microsoft, yes, but what did you expect?).

    Come on, people would be up in arms if a Slashdot headline wrongfully said "FSF says 'fuck you' to those not using GNU/Linux".

    If anyone needs me, I'll be tearing my hair out...

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    1. Re:Oh jeez. by vslashg · · Score: 1

      Right, but they don't care. At least, not enough to do something about it.

      Seriously, you're going to keep coming back to Slashdot day after day, just like me, just like everyone else, your "tearing my hair out" comment nonwithstanding. People have been complaining about the shoddy editing work for as long as I've been here (a year at least) yet we still get this, a duplicate story with a downright false headline.

      They're in no hurry to fix it because, for all of the open source mentality here, this is not a community-run site. It's run by a few people who (rightfully so) can do whatever they want with it. If we keep coming back anyway, why should they believe that this kind of stuff bothers us? Oddly enough, this is the exact same argument many /. readers make against Microsoft.

    2. Re:Oh jeez. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A commuinity of misfits, fools and beggars. What a world!

    3. Re:Oh jeez. by kerrbear · · Score: 2

      Um, am I to take it the "stomp Linux" in quotes implies that Ballmer said this?

      No, that was an interpretation. What actually happened is he took off his shoe, banged it on the desk repeatedly and shouted "Linux, we will bury you!"

    4. Re:Oh jeez. by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Excellent point.. personally, I am now trying to wean myself off of Slashdot and switch to Ars Technica..

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    5. Re:Oh jeez. by Corydon76 · · Score: 1
      Uh, that's nice, but Krushchev didn't say, "We will bury you," either. That was the most popular mistranslation of the day. The more accurate translation was, "We'll be at your funeral," which implies more of a meaning of outlasting, rather than actively putting their adversary there.

      You gotta love how the zealots translate the words of their enemies into more inflammatory phrases than what they actually have said. Has anything really changed in the past 40 years? Apparently not.

  110. This isn't a frat! by mustangdavis · · Score: 1
    "Ballmer Wants to "Stomp Linux" Using MS community"

    What community?

    Where is Ballmer going to get a community?

    Is he going to buy friends?

    Maybe I shouldn't suggest this ....
    Next year on college campuses world wide:

    Pi Mu Microsoft
  111. As a member of the MS community... by I_am_God_Here · · Score: 1

    I fully intend to keep supporting linux in anyway I can. Of course I get paid to develop and expand windows tools but on my free time I do what I feel like.

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  112. He needs to add a word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We will beat Linux on clusters.

    It should read:

    We will beat Linux on cluster fucks.

    Remember, Mr. Ballmer, Honesty is the Best Policy...

  113. Jesus, you morons did it again! by TomatoMan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Go ahead and take my friggin' karma, I can't imagine what I'm saving it for. Nowhere did Ballmer say MS would "stomp Linux." I hate MS as much as the next geek, but I hate dirty catfighting even more.

    Follow these steps for shoddy journalism: (honestly, can someone please explain the difference between /. and a $0.50 supermarket tabloid?)
    1. C|Net gives a title to an article about Ballmer that uses the word "stomp" as if Ballmer had said it. They don't quote him saying it.
    2. /. picks up the story (again) without reading it, and further butchers it by altering the title again and attributing a quote that's entirely fictitous but sounds really inflammatory and good, presenting it as fact.
    3. People who angrily point this out get modded -1, Panties In A Twist, and they disappear into the Troll Pits, and the site is run by those who remain and who don't give a fuck. Repeat from step 1.
    Like the demise of Wired all those years ago, it's just really sad. This place used to be a great source of information. It's fallen a long, long way.
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    1. Re:Jesus, you morons did it again! by dbc · · Score: 1

      you forgot:

      -1, analytically correct but ideologically incorrect

      -1, rational adult

  114. I think we will have to write him a letter by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

    When Microsoft is destroyed by a might penguin, that we care oh so much about.

  115. Luke, I am your Father! by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    As opposed as this community is to Microsoft and closed source software (should be non-free software,) it seems to me that some interesting conclusions can be made as to the origins of open source software and Linux (GNU/Linux?) in particular.

    It strikes as an interesting idea that if it was not for the Microsoft predatory practices, their successful atempts to eliminate any competition in client side operating system software Linux could never become what it is today - a success.

    If Microsoft did not behave in the way they did to all their OS competitors - DR-DOS, OS/2 and other commercial operating system developments, there would be a large number of these client focused operating systems out on the market by now, some of them could even be open source operating systems (like what Red Hat is today) but not necesserily.

    In a market saturated with various OS vendors, the prices for the OS could not be too high, maybe 5-10 times smaller than what MS Windows costs. If the prices are low, the OS still remains a commodity but it is not critical for open source developers to build their own OS if they could just buy one that suits their needs for 10$.

    Well, do you think I have a valid point here? Can Microsoft ever say to OS - "Luke, I am your father!" :)

    1. Re:Luke, I am your Father! by Derleth · · Score: 1
      In a market saturated with various OS vendors, the prices for the OS could not be too high, maybe 5-10 times smaller than what MS Windows costs. If the prices are low, the OS still remains a commodity but it is not critical for open source developers to build their own OS if they could just buy one that suits their needs for 10$.
      True in one way, deeply flawed in another.

      If OSes were cheaper, and the market was at or approaching saturation as far as OS vendors were concerned, people would have less reason to make their own. But that's not the only reason Linux, and the rest of the Open Source crowd, has caught on. If everyone is selling closed-source OSes, and nobody is really willing to play ball with companies that have odd requirements (I need the source code for security reasons, dammit! I do defense contracts!), there would still be a valid market for Open-Source OSes. Would they be as popular as Linux? Probably not. Would they have the same kind of desperate relevance in the face of MS/Washington's DRM bullshit? No, as there would be no High King to influence government.

      So while Microsoft's dominance wasn't an absolute precondition for Linux's existence, it certainly has propelled an essentially 'project' OS into amazing popularity.

      Stephenson gives a very cogent commentary on exactly this kind of thing in his extremely well-written essay "In the Beginning was the Command Line".
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  116. Community bailout for MS? by Cheap+Imitation · · Score: 1
    MS is asking a lot if they expect the Windows Community to save their bacon in the battle with Linux. The closed source model means the "Windows Community" is at best a bunch of individuals protecting their own interests and IP, and at worst, a bunch of spectators with no real input into the final product.

    The Linux Community, on the other hand, is a true community... with the work and benefits of each person available to all the others. Improving the final product is the goal, not protecting IP.

    MS has shut themselves out of a true "community" by their very stance on source code. Expecting that same powerless community to work for them now is like expecting your new intern to head up a disaster recovery effort.

    1. Re:Community bailout for MS? by BitHerder · · Score: 1

      I wonder what's worse: Being a spectator with no real input into the final product, or *having* input into a final product which will make loads of $$$ for MS with nothing to show for it except some meaningless Junior Cadet title?

      At least they should give out t-shirts: "I coded Office 2003, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

      What next? Maybe they could hit up the lawyers for some freebies: "Write our next EULA and win a Bill Gates inflatable love doll!"

  117. a few MS developers... by CySurflex · · Score: 1
    of course by community they mean the few guys they personally know and who make money using their MS knowledge

    While these stats show that Apache web servers run about twice as many sites as Microsoft web servers, it certainly is not "a few guys". Try enough guys to support ~10M web servers.

  118. Oh for some mod points! by Shade,+The · · Score: 2

    This nearly made me laugh out loud. Not a good idea in a quiet, computer science room :)

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  120. Re:redundant ? by duren686 · · Score: 1

    I think they meant the Article

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  121. no, I'll tell you what by zrodney · · Score: 1

    that link is to a cluser of unix workstations vs
    a cluster of windows servers.

    the unix workstations are not running on x86
    hardware.

    unix vendors ALWAYS screw their clients with
    outrageous support contracts that don't really help.

    The prices you quote also include a 3 YEAR support
    package from both vendors.

    almost all the cost of the unix solution is in
    that support contract, not the os or the hardware.

    Here's the quote from the FAQ:

    Don't be silly. :)

    From this FAQ [tpc.org] you'll see:

    In general, TPC benchmarks are system-wide benchmarks, encompassing almost all cost dimensions of an entire system environment the user might purchase, including terminals, communications equipment, software (transaction monitors and database software), computer system or host, backup storage, and three years maintenance cost. Therefore, if the total system cost is $859,100 and the throughput is 1562 tpmC, the price/performance is derived by taking the price of the entire system ($859,100) divided by the performance (1562 tpmC), which equals $550 per tpmC.

    Most people would focus on the hardware cost, but in reality the highlighted maintenance cost took the precedence.

    Most midrange UNIX server has outragous maintenance cost. The maintenance cost of a UNIX server in the third year could be exceeding the cost of the hardware itself. It's due to the fact that older parts are difficult to find, thus make maintaining older servers more difficult. Besides, they really want to cut older production lines in favor of newer servers production.

    x86 platform is known to have flat and lower maintenance cost, due to the low cost hardware and high compability with older hardware, i.e. older parts can be found easily. That's why Microsoft could easily beat the TPC pissing races.

  122. Bonehead by codepunk · · Score: 2

    I can set up a redhat advanced server cluster in 10 minutes or less, anyone that knows clusters finds Ballmers statement hilarious.

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  123. Regarding MVP's by enjo13 · · Score: 1
    "The title is highly regarded, said Thomas Lee, a Windows 2000 MVP who specializes in directory issues, and has just been appointed as chief technologist at QA Training. "You are recognized by your peers, not by an exam that you can cheat in."

    Of COURSE this guy thinks they are highly respected... after all he is one. On the other hand, I think that all lazy, unmotivated, and unskilled bums are highly regarded..

    (I'll let you draw your own conclusion).

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  124. $200k to throw away? Are you insane? by zrodney · · Score: 1

    There's barely $200,000 worth of price difference there. 10% of the total saved by using Linux. Worth it?

    What kind of question is that?

    um. yes. I would prefer to keep my extra $200,000 thank you.

  125. Re:When Ballmer said... by symbolic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Linux is not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way.""

    Did he mean fiscally bankrupt? As opposed to, um, someone else who is ethically and morally bankrupt?

  126. on the quote... by dallask · · Score: 1

    Linux will never run out of money because they never had any to begin with... if linux can actualy move to the desktop, and off the server market,.. Plus gain application support enmase... then MS will definately have somthing to worry about... namely, a line of products with no bottom to hit.

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  127. Perhaps misquoted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but apparently the intent is the same.

    (And don't worry, I stopped taking Ziff-Davis seriously when they implied that Win95 was technically superior to OS/2, but I digress.)

    MS Developer's community may dwarf the size the size of the Open Source community - but the views of the communities are not the same. I'll guarentee that the Open Source community makes more code available to it's users for free than the MS Developer's community ever does.

    I wish the man the best of luck. He is correct that he needs to keep his developer community happy so that they're writing code for Windows and not Linux.

    But, as Netscape discovered, it's very difficult to compete with a product that free.

    1. Re:Perhaps misquoted... by that_goatse_guy · · Score: 1
      But, as Netscape discovered, it's very difficult to compete with a product that free.
      Who says they have to? Really, what kind of future does Linux (or BSD) face once intel and AMD ship (in the next year or so) with their TCPA/Palladium features? Then there will be no competition. Just windows Uber Alles. :(
    2. Re:Perhaps misquoted... by malfunct · · Score: 1
      I have to say that to a majority of computer users having the CODE available for free doesn't matter a whit. I mean even in the active open source comminity I bet that most of the time the code is not opened up and looked into, just compiled and run. I don't think that having the code available for free is nearly the selling point of OSS that the community thinks it is.

      Granted its ultra important to a few people and so I'm glad the community exists, but most people just wants a product that mostly works, is easy to install and run, and is easy to find at a local software store.

      As long as MS keep developers creating that kind of software then windows can stay dominant by competing in the market the way the market works.

      Anyways I wish linux the best of luck but until they make consumer quality software (they are getting close in general and in specific cases even beat the commercial windows software) they will have a large hill to climb into the arena of consumer sales.

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  128. "Nobody pays for software on Linux" - huh? by forevermore · · Score: 1
    Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not), but aren't there a number of pay-for linux/unix programs? ncftpd (the server, not the client) being the one that jumps readily into my mind. What about games like NWN, TuxRacer 1.x, etc? Even Oracle has a linux version. Lots of people seem happy to pay for linux programs.

    Heck, I'm sure that some people would be MORE than happy to get Word for Linux if it ever came out (well, unless Microsoft actually opens the source to the document format so AbiWord and OpenOffice aren't forced to lag behind by reverse-engineering).

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  129. To restate the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's business and development plan is dependant on having an overwhelming majority in it's market. They have built a full service software suite, from top to bottom. It works together, and as long as they own the market, they will win. No-one dares invest a fortune building something that compete's with MS's stuff, because it would be a waste of money. Hence, they own the 'environment', and there are no meaningful competitors.

    But, with good quality, workable alternatives, Microsoft is shown up to be what it is. The New IBM. Remember the software IBM would bring out, and the reviews would say that it was good for an IBM shop, but others would be better to look elsewhere? Why? Because the ibm stuff interoperated with other ibm stuff, and poorly with anything outside. Familiar, yes? MS gets away with it since they have the majority of the market.

    How much has linux affected MS' bottom line? I would suspect not that much. Why so much fuss?

    There is now an alternative that runs on the same hdwr, same price or cheaper and getting better all the time. MS' whole plan is in jeopardy.

    Derek

  130. ok, indrectly, an act of god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think anything short of an act of God is going to get congress to require big companies to pay dividends, you're nuts. Remember who does most of the lobbying, who has most of the money for campaigning; and then compare this list of entities to the list of those who would be most affected by this. They're a coextensive set, kid.

  131. Linux is bankrupt? by ReNeGaDe75 · · Score: 1

    How can a kernel be bankrupt? It manages processes and devices, not money! If he doesn't know that then its no wonder Windows is where it is today.

    Oh, maybe he meant the Linux distributors like RedHat, MandrakeSoft, etc. Now how are they bankrupt if they have money? I fail to understand this logic... MandrakeSoft may be having some financial problems, but they are improving, and they are not bankrupt.

    And Microsoft doesn't have a community. They have a legion of idiot users who they continually rip off who don't realize who they are giving their money too. As sad as it is, stupid people are the ones who run the market. By being ignorant people give in to the evil they so hate.

    There's my 2 cents. This is probably my last post for a while, as I am getting frustrated with Slashdot posting articles every time Ballmer opens his mouth. The guy can't piss without slashdot being there.

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  132. MCSEs of the world! by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unite, and be used!

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  133. Ballmer is right! by dcavanaugh · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money..."

    Steve almost has a clue. Linux has very little money, no central base to be attacked or bought, and it's massively distributed into residential basements and dark corners of IT departments.

    This has to be Microsoft's worst nightmare -- an enemy that doesn't care about money or "winning" market share. An enemy that takes Microsoft's "clone and lowball" strategy and turns it back against them. Indeed, Linux is the Viet Cong of the internet.

    I find it fascinating to watch Microsoft fumble and bumble with ineffective strategies against an enemy that they truly don't understand. When Microsoft decides to concede the OS battle and tries to take over the Linux desktop, then I'll be worried about the monopoly being perpetuated. They keep denying any intention of porting Office to Linux, so maybe it's Microsoft that will run out of money.

    1. Re:Ballmer is right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you're saying is, Linux is kind of like terrorism: spread out without a central base to be attacked?

      Unfortunately, the terrorist in this case is the highly centralized, highly funded organization. This organization is comparable to the government. The government *cough* bush's administration *cough* is slowly taking away our rights as is Microsoft.

      I smell conspiracy theory.

    2. Re:Ballmer is right! by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2

      Neither M$ nor Linux are "terrorists". It is possible to have decentralized management and guerilla tactics without terrorism. Let's save the "T" word for those who have really earned it.

      If Linux is like the Viet Cong, then Microsoft is like the U.S. government. Since Microsoft is becoming the U.S. government, my analogy is working even better than originally intended.

    3. Re:Ballmer is right! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      hmmmmm. Indeed, Linux is the Viet Cong of the internet. I dunno, the Viet Cong were pretty much well funded by the Chinese, who is funding Linux?

    4. Re:Ballmer is right! by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, actually I'm worried that Microsoft is getting paranoid. When they get paranoid...the're gonna totally do everything in their power to get Linux down...in other words attack Linux weak spots. I'm not talking about M$ doing massive marketing for windows.

      But I think what they want to do is bring the gov't on their side and use legal means to harm Linux. I'd bet they want to say that terrorists use Linux.

      Already in the last week or so it was mentioned that as the Linux kernel continues to grow, they're prolly stepping on a very patents here and there. How do I know if M$ is going around to companies asking them to sue Linux for patent infringments?

      How do I know if M$ isn't going to apply for new patents at the same time tech is being developed within the kernel?

    5. Re:Ballmer is right! by autechre · · Score: 1


      > I dunno, the Viet Cong were pretty much well
      > funded by the Chinese, who is funding Linux?

      At first, I thought you had answered your own question, and simply made a grammatical error :). The Chinese government is indeed funding Linux development. There are a lot of people in China who are not used to paying for (and perhaps cannot pay for) Microsoft products. I believe that Linux will see big growth in places such as China, much more so than America, where Microsoft is well entrenched.

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    6. Re:Ballmer is right! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Yeah the big players like Linus and Alan etc are getting "funding" by being employed by OSS friendly companies, but say I just do a few line sof coding a month, but it adds value to something, no one is paying me. Multiply that by all the small players in the whole thing and you'll understand what I was saying.

  134. Bad examples by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 5, Funny


    Right now I'm running Windows 2k, working through some bugs in a custom DCOM object. So I guess I'm a corporate sheep. In an hour or so I'll be working through some fortran code in unix. Then I'm a greasy peace loving hippy.


    Although I agree about not subscribing to archtypes, you need to pick some better examples:

    • Windows 2k, DCOM: corporate sheep
    • Fortran, commercial unix: old corporate sheep
    1. Re:Bad examples by Dalcius · · Score: 2

      Ohhhhhh that's a good laugh that I needed right now.

      Wish I had some mod points. =)

      Now I knew there were some peace loving hippy folks who used UNIX, but I always thought the Linux folks took the cake... =)

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  135. BK? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    There is no way to underprice linux until they can't pay their devs and go BK

    You mean, go to Burger King??

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    1. Re:BK? by chris_mahan · · Score: 2

      I meant Bankrupt.

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    2. Re:BK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if they're bankrupt they can't go to Burger King! I mean, c'mon. How can you get a juicy flame-broiled burger for free? This just doesn't make any sense at all.

    3. Re:BK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoppers want to be free.

  136. Mod up! by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Hilarious!

  137. Ahh Morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh I see you are one of the religious right. Microsoft will crush you too :)

    1. Re:Ahh Morality by Lxy · · Score: 2

      Microsoft will crush you too

      All my base already belong to Microsoft, so it wouldn't really be a change, would it?

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  138. great for OS X by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    Fact is, while Micros~1 concentrates its efforts on Linux and open source, OS X is quietly improving and delivering a full-featured BSD with an irresistably cuddly UI. While any predictions about the death of M$ or the triumph of Apple are probably exaggerated, I can see M$'s obsessive focus on countering linux - an effort that is likely to do little to actually harm most linux-related businesses - will distract them from a task that is actually within the realm of their capability: waging a propaganda campaign to rival Apple's "switch" campaign. I know several computer-savvy former Windows users who now swear by OS X. I also know of a few organizations that rely on Windows + MS Office who are in no hurry to upgrade either for cost and learning curve reasons. If OS X improves without breaking the last release of Office for OS X, more organizations might see the wisdom in the switch. I don't foresee the "end" of Micros~1 as a result, but in terms of market- and mind-share this could help OS X in the long run. Which would be a good thing for open source, IMHO.

    1. Re:great for OS X by MartinB · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Possibly it will be great for OSX. But in terms of revenue, that's not the MS competition. MS make most of their money from corporates, both desktops (more for Office licenses than Windows) and servers.

      MS are facing two threats from Linux:

      1. The loss of their market in servers - basic NT fileservers, mailservers and general authentication, the stuff which basically makes corporate networks run
      2. The increasing realisation by corporate senior execs exactly how much they're paying MS on an annual basis just to provide all their office staff with desktop computers running simple office apps (ie not the high-end of Word, Excel and Access, the basic, simple spreadsheets and documents).
      3. Linux (plus StarOffice) have a ready solution to all those problems, both in terms of price and stability and also in terms of a basis in standards (which is the rebuttal to the MS tax).

        Yes, OSX is/can be many of those things too. Hell, I use it to run my network at home, providing all the basic network services to a mix of other OSs. But I'm not a 20,000 seat enterprise, and those guys ain't buying Macs for anyone outside their design/communications departments.

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  139. "GET ON YOUR FEET!" by mekkab · · Score: 2

    How embarassing for Microsoft, their CEO jumped around on stage like a monkey on angeldust and HURT HIS ANKLE afterwhich he limped breathelessly to the podium.

    time for a review of your public image!

    P.S.- I will never be able to listen to Gloria Estefan again (not that I would have before, but...)

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  140. Beowulf has nothing to do with this. by sheldon · · Score: 2

    You may wish to read up on the Beowulf project and better understand what it is:

    http://www.beowulf.org/intro.html

    Beowulf clusters are designed for doing parallel computations as may be done in a university research environment.

    The kind of clusters that Microsoft is talking about is not for purposes of computation but rather for scalability and failover. Look more towards the history of the VAX Clustering solutions, also look for High Availability clustering solutions from Sun, HP, Oracle and so forth.

    Microsoft is not going to be competing with Beowulf, they are going to be competing with the Linux-HA project.

    http://linux-ha.org/

    1. Re:Beowulf has nothing to do with this. by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the correction. I do know what Beowulf clusters are for; I did not realize that Ballmer was talking about a VAX-like cluster.

    2. Re:Beowulf has nothing to do with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, can you picture Microsoft's "valued added" price tag?

      1 Microsoft Windows .ClusterXP Server license, $7,000 per node per processor

      1 Microsoft Windows .ClusterXP node connect license, $100 * N! where N=number of nodes, for example three nodes A, B & C would be licensed so that A could connect to A, (a node will be required to communicate with itself to be a part of the MS cluster) A could connect to B, A to C, B, B to C, and finally C for a total of 6 (3!).

      1 Microsoft Windows .ClusterXP reverse node connect license, $100 * N! - N, so that for example, A to B connections can be made as B to A connections. In the three node example above this license would be required for connections from B to A, C to A and C to B. Self-referential connections, (e.g. A to A) should technically require a reverse node connect license as well (A to A != A to A), but will be hailed by Microsoft's marketing department as a value-added feature included for free.

      1 Master Node license, $2,000 per processor

      1 Client-connect license, $100 per client, per node + $1000 per client to connect to the master node (both licenses are required to connect to the master node, i.e. $1,100)

      Each client workstation will also have to have a properly licensed version of Windows, but you may downgrade the operating systems you use as long as you continue to pay the full licensing cost of whatever the latest-and-greatest version is when they come out.

      Proper licenses for each Microsoft product running on the cluster should be purchased for each node, and for each client to access the software on each node.

      Any clever ideas you might have with regard to cluster configuration that might end up saving you money on licenses is not permitted. You may still configure your cluster that way, but you will have to pay for the more expensive licensing requirements.

      You may not purchase fewer licenses if your cluster design results in a disproportionately high amount of license fees.

      If you have any question about if the licenses you purchased meet your licensing requirements, please contact your Authorized Microsoft Sales Rep, and he'll arrange for the BSA to audit you the next business day.

      No amount of "value added" features would be worth that, and that's even before you take into consideration the fact that the software still won't run well enough to be labled "rather unstable".

      And don't forget their excellent tech support. Your cluster's down? Reboot all your nodes. Didn't work? Try again.

      Yeah its a troll, but it was born out frustration from personal experiences not far removed from this "unlikely" scenario.

  141. Would it be great... by Dunkirk · · Score: 1

    ... if no one actually dissected the arguments Ballmer was making? I have a strong suspicion that he will be receiving an analysis of what gets said here, in order to find weaknesses in the GNU/Linux world to exploit. I'd rather we not give them the opportunity. I'd rather that "our" community not help "theirs" "get it."

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  142. Re:Arrgrgrgrgrghhhh! ( stomp monkeyboy, stomp ) by Locutus · · Score: 2
    Steve and company and stomp all they want but it isn't going to help. They can't preload, they can't make their products secure( ok in 10 years MAYBE ), and they can't give their OS away( they could but it would kill about 40% of their revenue ).

    So go ahead and stomp MonkeyBoy, it's going to be as fun to watch as your MonkeyBoy Dance(see link below).

    Stomp MonkeyBoy, Stomp

    Microsoft is a company in a dire search for an air supply. Like a fish out of water flopping around. It's obvious from the fact that they said the "L" word in public yet again.

    Lob

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  143. Community quality by leishen · · Score: 0

    I'm kind of curious to see what happens in the long run. I mean, Windows just keeps getting worse and GNU/Linux keeps getting better. Windows becomes more and more invasive, though easier to use for end users. GNU/Linux is also getting way easier to use, but really can't ever be truly invasive due to the fact that thousands of people would find out and change it rather quickly.

    While they do have the right idea, I don't think they'll be able to implement it too well. With they way everything they release has problems, I think that the open source option will be that much more bug-free, easier to implement, and efficient to use. This refers mostly to the "Windows on clusters" comment he made. I just don't think they will be able to generate the feeling of "community" that they would like to. When I hear Microsoft, I think of the monopoly, the invasion of privacy, the buggy products, and the frequent crashes and reboots. It's going to be a very very long time before MS can alter my views on their products. I think many others probably feel this way, and so the community will not expand as they wish it to. They could pay people, but those people won't necessarily have the same motivation that the open-source community does.

  144. Did anyone think of "MVP: Most Valuable Primate"? by saforrest · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else here like me, and upon reading about Ballmer's "MVP" initiative thought of the
    MVP: Most Valuable Primate movies?

    Ballmer being advised on Microsoft's technical strategy by a worldwide network of programmer chimps : it's more than just an amusing thought.

  145. Microsoft Community by Tadrith · · Score: 2

    I keep seeing comments posted in regards to Microsoft not having a community, and quite honestly, they baffle me.

    No, Microsoft doesn't have groups of users who all get together on the weekend and chat about how great Windows is, or what new features are coming up, or the next release of the Windows kernel. What Microsoft does have, however, is a very large base of software developers and resellers who are perfectly content selling or developing for Microsoft.

    To be perfectly clear here, I work for a reseller who is in this exact situation. We get two types of people, generally. Those who wish to completely wash their hands of their network and hand it over to us, or those who want to be able to manage their network themselves. Typically a customer will either come to us with Microsoft in mind, or ask us which we prefer. We're not a Microsoft only shop, we do plenty of other work, but our recommendation is always Windows. Why?

    Well, if we're managing their network, Windows makes more sense to us. More people know it, more of us can work on it, and 90% of the time a problem can be solved with a quick visit to Microsoft's TechNet. If we aren't managing it, we push Windows because it's the easiest for the client to administrate. Contrary to popular belief, for the most part Windows will run fine. You might have the occasional problem, but it's not enough to bother anybody. I'm not saying that it is superior to Linux, merely that it is adequate for most people.

    A lot of the inroads we see Linux making comes from companies who have computer savvy people in control of their network. Unfortunately, we're not the most common people, which I think will limit how far Linux expands.

    To the developer, Windows represents a massive pool of users to offer a product to. To the resellers, Windows represents a widely accepted product that is easy to support because of the amount of people familiar with it. If Linux is going to see massive progress in displacing Windows on any level, it needs to provide both developers and resellers with a compelling reason to switch.

  146. To revisit an old subject . . by MrLinuxHead · · Score: 1

    I recall this once being said here on /.

    Microsoft vs. Linux: Who will win?

    Who cares? (Score:5, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 02, @07:53AM (#3625912)

    It seems to me that Linux and open source are classic disruptive technologies. In this case the technology is not the OS itself (anyone here who can't name a dozen OS's in one breath?) but the GPL, the development model, and the worldwide linking of motivated developers into a slightly-cohesive competing co-operating group.

    The GPL has provided a framework whereby a self-sustaining body of software has come into being. The body of developers don't rely on traditional business models to sustain themselves.

    If Linux and open source become at all successful Microsoft is going to lose billions of dollars in revenue. Heck, they probably already are. I'm suprised they haven't sent the boys around to break RMS' and Linus Torvalds' kneecaps or roll over them with a bus.

    This is a 'company' or community MS can't fight using traditional business models. They can't lower their prices enough to beat free. Many of open source products are at least of equivalent quality to MS products.

    They've tried running attack PR campaigns, but to some extent attacking open source is as hard as attacking any other community spirited organisation, such as (for example) the Scouts or Guides, and all the bad press has so far rebounded on MS, it's a bit transparent after all. And how do you effectively attack people who are giving things away for free? It's like trying to claim that "Meals on Wheels" volunteers are evil because the food they deliver sometimes isn't absolutely perfect.

    As an aside, I was in the Science Museum in London a few years ago and I saw a gas-fire powered room fan. The idea was that when it got too hot in summer, you lit this gas-fired engine and it turned a fan to blow (now warmer) air around the room to cool you down. It was a last trump of the old monopoly gas companies trying to show their product was as versatile as the new-fangled electricity. It shows the lengths an old monopoly would go to, to try and preserve their old business model in the face of a disruptive technology.

    So, in a possibly vain attempt to get back on topic... I'll be interested to hear what you have to say. Because I feel only one of a few possibilities can actually happen. One is that open source limps along as a permanent embarrassing cousin to shrink wrap proprietary software. The other is that it more or less displaces shrink wrap commercial software.

    My money is on the latter, and for a simple reason. MS has sent many companies down the tube by the simple expedient of knowing that the other company will eventually make a mistake, and then they are dead. MS has made many mistakes too - but the synergy of owning the OS and some popular apps meant they've had the revenue to recover from them, whereas companies reliant on a single app only had to trip once and they were gone.

    Now the tables are turned. Open source isn't going away. If it can survive and get to where it has now, on an insignificant market share and difficult to use products, it isn't going away now it has growing market share and great things like KDE3 and Moz and GNOME and open office and so on that stand up against MS' core products.

    Now it's MS that has to avoid making mistakes.... In my view that classic mistake they are making is concentrating on their market share and revenue rather than the customers. Look at the PR and mindshare disaster that Licencing 6 has proven to be. Just goes to prove the old saying that once a monopoly finishes dealing with it's competitors, it starts beating up on its customers.

    MS contains some of the greatest developers in the world under one roof, probably THE greatest number of developers working for a single company. The problem is that so much of their work seems to be directed towards a 'scam' - keeping MS on top and killing other companies, rather than just turning out great products. It's proven a very effective strategy so far, the issue is can it survive against a community who isn't playing the same game?

    So what can you say to MS about open source in general? It'll either eat them or live alongside them. Either way, they lose. And it's as inevitable as what happened to the horse and cart when the automobile was invented, and nothing they do can really change how this game is going to play out economically. So they may as well ignore it and hope it'll go away.

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  147. Parallels with the 'war' on Terrorism by ShieldWolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Compare Balmer's talk with the new foreign policy Bush just gave congress.

    With both you have a large seemingly unbeatable force with money to burn that believes it can outspend the competition to maintain a monopoly. This monopoly is widely loathed yet many people cherish the stability it brings. Meanwhile you have a DIY group of individuals who are trying to bring down said monopoly with ingenuity and far less funds.

    Not that I think Linux hackers are terrorists IN ANY WAY, likewise I am not condoning terrorists either. I just find it interesting as a comparison.

    Thoughts?

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    1. Re:Parallels with the 'war' on Terrorism by JimR · · Score: 1


      Hmmm. I think the analogy works better if you put
      Microsoft in the role of the terrorists - a regime
      that represses their subjects whilst launching
      unprovoked attacks on a community that is just
      trying to bring freedom and choice to the masses.

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  148. Clusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah cluster and Microsoft, except it isn't in clustering the servers. I believe its a millitary term.

  149. Less money to Microsoft... by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 1

    If they're looking for freeware, then their playing less money to Microsoft. That means they have more money for their employees.

    For instance, we sometimes need a diagramming tool. Not everyday, maybe once a week. Nothing fancy, just some org charts that need updating.

    If I have a choice between spending over $200/fanny for Visio or using Dia for free... Well, I've just saved $1200 in just my office. Do the same thing with a couple other 'optional' programs and we're talking real money.

    Why would I want to pay Ballmer and Bill when I'd rather pay that money to employees that can turn around and make me more money?

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  150. the difference by Xtifr · · Score: 2

    honestly, can someone please explain the difference between /. and a $0.50 supermarket tabloid?

    Sure. The tabloid has better pictures! :)

  151. Microsoft versus Freedom, Justice, et al by defile · · Score: 2

    Given problem X, the Linux admin will fiddle with some commands, adjust some settings, tweak some variables, and the problem is solved.

    The Windows admin looks in a trade magazine about what products solve what, evaluates a bunch of them, picks one, and asks the boss for his/her credit card.

    Now obviously if you were in the business of producing shrinkwrap software the Windows platform is the greatest invention ever.

    But if you're using software to get real work done and don't want to put up with that kind of shit, Windows is out. It's just not acceptable. Linux is the direct result of an unfulfilled need, a tool that builders can use with total freedom. It is not merely the anticipation or the reduction of our collective needs to the common denominator. Linux would simply not exist if Microsoft made its customers happy. This isn't marketshare that's been stolen from Microsoft, it's the market that Microsoft lost all by itself.

    Microsoft is dealing with an enemy created from their own oblivion, which exists in a dimension it cannot even perceive. Through their own ineptitude they created their demise. It is poetic, and it is just.

    Popular hacker lore makes my signature more apropos:

    We've been spoon-fed baby food when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless.

  152. What do we have to fear from MSDN? by fwarren · · Score: 1

    Sure MicroSoft has lots of developers. However, many of these developers work for companies who are trying to make a profit. There are nondisclosure agreements and such. They can't post any really usefull code, they can't post code for peer review. They can't spend too much time answering questions and playing with pseudocode instead of producing results for their employer. We also have the advantage that we can choose to work on one or several projects. When we get burned out on one, we can work on a different project that is holding our interest. So how are they going to produce superior software due to MSDN support? The way I see it, MicroSoft has been working on Windows since the mid 80's, had dumped a lot of money into it, has hired the best money can buy. Yet in less than a decade Linux has almost caught up to it. I wish Microsoft good luck at leverging there community. They are going to need it....

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  153. Started off bankrupt? by dacarr · · Score: 1

    They remain bankrupt, and if Mr. Ballmer's commentary is any indication, that bankruptcy is of intellect.

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  154. THIS is really nice ;-) by Libor+Vanek · · Score: 1

    "We will beat Linux on clusters. We can't beat them on price, but we have to add value."

    You mean THE Linux which is running on several thousands of machines in Google?

  155. But... by Storm+Damage · · Score: 2

    ...they changed the headline, so that makes it all okay, right?

  156. about that community... (long) by Stalcair · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the article...
    The MVP initiative will be a big part of Microsoft's efforts to promote a sense of "community" among users and developers, connecting its own product developers with the users most in touch with product issues.

    While this would be a very wise thing for them to do, I wonder if they trully realize that their tactics and strategies in the past are part of the problem. Developers being in the equation also includes the companies that sponser and employ them. Last November, MS commented about its current community that frankly was showing its true colors (meaning there was no loyalty or trust, but merely a wait and see attitude).

    Personally, I think they have a LONG way to go in changing their business ethos, otherwise even the best layed plans will turn to crap after a short time (its like giving cars to monkeys, if they don't care or know how to upkeep them then while they will look more sophisticated and advanced to outward observers at first, it will soon become apparent that they were just not meant for devices like that).

    When asked about Linux being a platform for MS products, Ballmer answered no. Ironically however, the reason stated in this article is about MS's "reluctance to accept legal liability for OpenSource Software." Does that mean that they have been accepting legal liability for other vendor's software, much less their own? I remember one time last year on the news there was a reporter doing a rundown of many of the "neglected" portions of the DoJ and friends' case(s) against MS. One of them was to establish an open door for end users and companies (especially small ones) who had lost significant amounts of money due to negligence on the part of MS. Have people been getting cash back or free support for MS created problems? (I don't want to start a debate here, most people know that no software is perfect so this assumption is based on that tenet)

    Next we have,

    And IBM, arguably the No. 1 player in the Linux market, promotes Linux to big users, but does not actually sell Linux: "It's weird. IBM says 'Hey British Aerospace! Buy Linux...from SuSE.'"
    Here I had to laugh... some more. This seems to be a window into Ballmer's and Microsoft's way of thinking about software and Operating Systems. IBM is not selling an operating system, they are selling hardware and an entire computing suite/environment. Can someone use RedHat instead of Suse? I think so. Can someone take advantage of the (arguably) more efficient, modular, secure and extensible nature of Linux to tailor it for their own needs? (including scaling BACK to make leaner systems) I believe that is one of the selling points. (I could be wrong, but I have seen a few ads that touted such things recently) I sincerely hope for Ballmer's and MS shareholder's sake that what he said was either quoted way out of context or is just fronting BS. What integration companies (and even just regular non-IT companies) have been moving to non-MS solutions for was to allow THEM to have the choice in the system (among other reasons of course). People don't really like to either be restricted in choices or be presented with only options that force payment for services unwanted and unrendered (I consider services rendered to mean it WORKS).

    What if, when you went to a grocery you were ONLY presented with "Value Packs" that they had very few differing combinations but all of them had about 70% of the same items between them (the Store Brand(tm)). You might not like the store brand. You may remember using some other brand that you liked and that the store no longer carries it (because it magically became "Incompatable" after the Grocery Store bought out one of the competitor's (of your favorite brand) factory. You may also get tired of finding that the food items are often spoiled, leaking, smashed etc yet in order to get assistance you are actually CHARGED by the Grocery Store. Then you hear about how other small grocery stores (or makers of particular grocery items) are strongarmed into going out of business, accepting only MS as a distributor, or being bought out. Hell, even the local farmers won't look you in the eye anymore because of their shame at being whipped.

    Now would this work? Well it would if people were stupid, the vendors were spineless and short sighted and all around everyone was too busy making excuses and looking for Mighty Big Brother to once again tell them what to do, how to think, etc. (in other words, to save them from their own stupidity)

    So, with this in mind... if the IT community (meaning end users, company procurement, developers, etc) let themselves be led into this once again then it will be real hard not to just let them rot in the jail they made for themselves. If MS is interested in technological solutions then they will HAVE to change their internal thinking about strategy and operational tactics. Or, they could just continue to focus more on marketing and litigation... however I doubt that solution will work for much longer. Some people are slowly waking up (sorta like the Matrix I guess...) and seeing the mess they let be made. Hmm, the big flaw in this is not 'the people' it is bureacrats. These empty headed monkeys will be the problem as ever before. They will blindly put foolishly to action, those things that can clearly be seen as harmful for long term capital. The business world has been riding on this forward wave of progress that if said progress shifts (to another market) or begins to depend on Process Improvement instead of raw technical prowess they will flounder and die. That will hurt a lot of people so I hope they will pull their collective heads out of their red-tape puckered arses soon.

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  157. ms by mulcher · · Score: 1

    they forget that a lot of the community
    exists b/c of microsoft: Microsoft licensing, unfair tactics, and lack of innovation and transparency.

    Sure the build a better desktop but they
    build a crappy server. And even more so,
    why do thing their way when you can do it
    your way?

  158. Do the math -- Windows/NT clusters are 100% slower by ronaldgminnich · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In industry you try to get nodes for ca. $1200. That's how I used to build them anyway. You can't run NT Client on a cluster node -- you have the "10 TCP connections" limit for one thing, so MPI dies hard.

    What's an NT server license cost with all the trimmings? Ca. $1200.

    So you can build a cluster with Linux, or build a cluster with NT and watch half your money go to software cost.

    Which is why NT will always be a loser for clusters.

  159. Corporate moves towards Linux by Edoko · · Score: 1

    There is strong evidence that many major corporations are moving away from Microsoft and towards. There are two basic reasons: (1) reliability, and (2) cost. Regarding (1) [reliability] I know of one very large French bank that moved to linux for all of its financial transactions. Their testing revealed too many security flaws in Microsoft products, and they "could not take the chance with Microsoft." Regarding (2) I know of a major Italian bank that is rolling out its *entire branch office network* using open source. Their move was in response to raised prices in Microsoft licensing. They tested, prototyped, and found out that "Yes, open source really works. Yes, even for the desktops and office workers." In North America I know if a large logistics company (can't mention name) that switched to Linux in all of its offices. They didn't have any bias against Microsoft, but they just couldn't take the downtime in their business. I also know of a large automobile manufacturing company that switched to Linux on Dell boxes to serve up all of its parts and other manuals in all dealers throughout North America. The reason was because of reliability, cost, and complexity. They found Linux far easier to implement. Finally, I've talked with a very large pharmaceutical company. They are involved in building a new global research center. They are going to use only Linux clusters for their drug discovery ("NME New Molecular Entity") research. Not Microsoft. So what can we conclude? There is some movement towards Linux on the part of many CIO's. There is nothing like a frozen IT budget and lots of financial pressure to get people thinking about Linux. Times are really bad in many industries now, and those licensing fees are looking larger and larger.

  160. I admit it, I am a minion of the Evil Empire by 9jack9 · · Score: 1
    Yes, it is true. I've spent most of the last 10 years of my career working with Microsoft technology. I've worked with NT since 3.1 beta. I've been an MCSE since NT 3.5 (back when it was rare and there were no cheat-sites or even study books).

    And I've done pretty well at it.

    You might be wondering, gentle slashdot readers, why you care. Well, you probably won't ever care, after all, what's one minion out of thousands, but you might be interested to see things from inside the Borg, as it were.

    First of all, don't ever ever ever underestimate Microsoft. These people are very good at what they do. I can hear the slashdot protests now, "no, they suck at what they do!". Au contraire my gentle friends. Microsoft's raison d'etre is not to produce good software. It is to produce a return on investment. And they have done very well. One can make the argument that MS is the most successful financial enterprise ever to exist.

    I believe I am one of the people that Mr. Ballmer would like to enlist in the battle to destroy Linux. Unfortunately, I like choice. I run Linux (and Windows 2000/XP) at home. I use Perl on NT/2000. I like command-line tools. I don't like administration by mouse.

    I don't see that MS will be successful in destroying Linux. I want them to try, though, because MS is at it's best with competition, and there isn't a whole lot of that around in many arenas right now.

    At any time, if you find yourself thinking, "Oh, MS is doomed because of X-Y-Z", or "oh, MS is so stupid, because of X-Y-Z", check your assumptions, over and over." They have 50 gigabucks in the bank. They have a revenue stream that pumps out a gigabuck a month. They have 50,000 employees who are, by-and-large, very smart, and very dedicated. They have a some very good management. They are very good at recognizing and abandoning without hesitation or remorse unwinning strategies. But most of all, they have a company culture that never rests once threatened.

  161. Your semantic quibbles get you nowhere by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 2

    Original poster: "Ballmer is too devout a capitalist to understand things that aren't businesses. You can't bankrupt a social movement." (Note he didn't even say "Linux")

    Reply, desperately looking for a cause: "Linux isn't a social movement. Waaaaah, don't stereotype me based on what OS I run." (Onlookers: "WTF is he talking about?")

    Me: "Linux is definitely part of a social movement. And drop the persecution complex."

    You: "Technically, Linux is an OS and Open Source is the social movement." (Onlookers: "WTF does that have to do with anything?)

  162. Re:When Ballmer said... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Linux is not like Novell, it isn't going to run out of money--it started off bankrupt, in a way."
    Did he mean fiscally bankrupt? As opposed to, um, someone else who is ethically and morally bankrupt?


    Linux:
    Total assets: $0.00
    Total liabilities: $0.00
    Good will: $3,200,000,000.00

    Doesn't look "bankrupt" to me, either fiscally or morally.

  163. MS job fair by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    just got back from the job fair at school. as always MS was there. i tried to get the toy from microsoft. another girl from mcgill was there. i was just there to
    get the toy but felt bad for just going there to ask. so i had to pretend
    that i wanted to work for them. ended up dropping my resume. she asked me,
    "why microsoft". i couldnt think of an answer. i ended up saying something
    stupid like "because you guys have so much market share in OS, that you
    have all the power to...." then i knew i said the wrong stuff haha.
    i'm too honest. unfortunately they ran out of toys. and i lost one resume.

  164. What? No Java references?? by jbuilder · · Score: 2

    Perhaps Bill and Monkey-boy have realized that they can't take on Java after all.

    What kind of community effort would they really provide? Look at the JCP and what is happening there. Developers, when they find bugs and provide code fixes to the JDK, are actually seeing their changes in future JDK releases ! How many developers using Microsoft products can make *that* claim?

    So, take on Linux where the *same claims* can be made with respect to fixes to the OS, but perhaps are a bit more obscure to find since the Linux Community Process (sm) is really in fact Linus himself... (Hint: Linus.. let GO of the kernel.. put stewards on it with you in charge of *them*).

    Again, more FUD from the Dud....

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  165. bankrupcy beeats the alternatives! by extra+the+woos · · Score: 2, Funny

    I duno, but I'd certainly rather be bankrupt than run around waving my arms like a chicken screaming "give it to me!" in front of a large group of people. But that's just me. I'd say Ballmers went bankrupt and his dance skills were confiscated by the bank.

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  166. Indeed by OO7david · · Score: 1

    Except I'm in my doorm room and my roommate's taking a quick nap.

  167. Re:When Ballmer said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Total profits: $0.00

  168. PHB city by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    "Yes, so we've accepted the nuclear weapons development contract. We need to ship in a month, so we need the testing cluster up tomorrow. You've got tonight to purchase and set up a 300 node cluster."

  169. ...a lot more M$ coders out there... by LesFerg · · Score: 1

    True, there is an unbelievably large number of developers, as you will see by participating in MS developer forums etc. But one main problem I have is this, I have MCP qualification, and my employers are MS vendors/partners but when I go home from work and feel the need to be creative, what can I do ? I am not going to pirate a MS development product worth many thousands of dollars, and I sure as hell cant afford to purchase it for my employers benefit, so I dont ponder work-related problems and work on solutions at home (or produce my own products to inflict on Windows users for that matter).

    What I can do, is fire up my trusty KDE desktop, load up KDevelop or a host of other development environments where, wouldn't you know it, I can search out and apply a mind numbing array of support libraries, documentation and existing source code. I suspect the MS vendor/developer community is probably divided quite clearly between those huge enterprises that dont mind at all sending off truckloads of cash every time they need to upgrade their development tools etc, and those that feel the pinch and try to get by with what they can. You certainly dont get huge amounts of support from MS, and dont get to feel 'part of the community' without paying up in a big way first.

    LesF

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  170. the problem is that microsoft is *ahead*. by kipple · · Score: 2

    seriously, Microsoft has enough resources to decide to *pay* 1000 people for 5 years to come up with something great, secure, smart, whatever. And just because they would work for Microsoft, it doesn't mean that they are incapable to work or that they are just dumb ignorants. People are people.

    The point is: if the GNU/Linux and free software movement want to avoid a monopoly to take place, then new utilities, new standards and new concepts need to be invented. We need to use our resources, our mind, to *create*. The day that that community will stop chasing Microsoft because GNU/Linux and free software standards are *BETTER* than Microsoft's, then we will have improvement.

    Microsoft philosophy is "embrace and extend".. and this leaves little space for new ideas developed for business reasons - sooner or later they'll show up with a paycheck and buy your company, your software, your ideas. They can.
    But they have a weak point: they are slaves of their own power. They cannot just stop everything and fix their mistakes. They need to sell more software to get more money to pay for the marketing/ads/media/White House financing/whatever. They are basically being eaten by their own stomach. No longer is to sell good and for-everyone software their goal. Now they have to sell - period. No matter what, no matter how, no matter the way to get their 'competitors' out of the way.
    Once they were the savers from IBM's monopoly. Now IBM is our "hero".. but the improvement of the Free Software community is their not-for-money-alone philosophy. This will break the cycle of monopolists that succeed every few years.

    Right now 'we' (the free software community) are just trying to stay compatible with them - and this lets them having the steering wheel hold tight.
    Think about samba, openoffice that "can read and write microsoft word documents", instant messaging clients, file servers, authentication, protocols, and so on. Sure they are excellent applications. And I know that the concepts are standards, the protocols are well-defined, the files format is well-known.

    Unfortunately, right now the trend in the GNU/Linux and free software community is just to be as compatible as possible with them. And this is *NOT* the way to go. It is ok as long as we just want to be number #2 or as long as they are harmless (like they were until now), but it is not ok when they can dictate the rules.

    Now, Microsoft's position as a monopoly gives them the "right" to do whatever they can to "outsmart" or plain wipe out the independent software community. Palladium, the licensing of Windows, whatever else they'll come up with - all that is a sign of what is the new trend.

    Microsoft doesn't consider the free software community as "kids" anymore. They understood that there is smart people in there. They understand that this will cause troubles to them if they don't act soon.

    For example, how long will pass before they'll give software houses that develop software for Microsoft Windows draconian restrictions, for example the request to hire people that don't write "free software" even in their spare time? Scary? Impossible? ...you sure?
    I fear that they'll soon try to crack down on the people that write free software. Those people need to eat and live. Few of them can sustain themselves with their free software - but they do it for fun, and maybe have a regular job as a closed source programmer. What happens when their private life will be threatened (like getting fired) by the fact that they contribute to the Free Software community?

    Back on topic, I was digressing - sorry.

    The point, again, is that the Free Software community needs to unite and join resources to come up with new ideas that are superior to those that circulate right now - and are monopolyzed by Microsoft.

    Just an idea: do you know Microsoft Visio? It's an excellent software. Nothing _free_ like it is as powerful as Visio. Creating something like that would mean chase their standard, at the beginning. But, what then? Go on - create something like that and make it more useful. Join it with a web framework, design a new kind of office environment where the PCs have no hard disk but a flash ROM with linux on it, and all the rest is loaded from a central server. Make the spare CPU cycles and RAM in every idle PC act as a single, parallel-processing machine a-la-MOSIX (yes OpenMOSIX cannot share ram, it was just an example).

    Then sell it. Sell assistance. Follow the GNU license, give the source code away. Teach it to young people. Create a no-profit and donate the spare money to free- software houses. Show how your idea IS superior and gives better performaces/value/whatever. It will take time, surely - better start as soon as possible.

    Ok it may be a bad, naive idea, I do not even call myself a programmer. But I'm learning it. And I'm learning it for free (as education should be) thanks to the Free Software community.

    This is - for now - my contribution.

    Thanks to all the Free Software coders that helped my learning progress.

    [and sorry for the over-long comment]

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  171. Ballmer + Sloth by MikeAR303 · · Score: 0

    Could it be possible that Ballmer is related to Sloth from the Goonies? By looking at him I would say yes, but he is too evil to be related to Sloth I think.

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  172. Every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see this shit on slashdot. "I hate Microsoft because they want to be number one and do away with GNU/Linux." crap. This is basically what business is all about. You eliminate the competition and you win teh prize. There isn't anything else to really understand. I'm just getting sick of these articles posted on here. Wasn't the last one, about the same damn thing 2 days ago.. same person?

  173. Eh, M$.. GNU/Linux, whatever. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    What I don't understand is all of this crap about how M$ is going to Stomp GNU/Linux (thanks for the clarification, RMS). I really don't understand how M$ can stop all development of anything that doesn't belong to them, or any company.

    The only way that Ballmer & Friends could stop the Linux kernel from maturing is by taking out the source of the code, mainly the pool of OS developers. Can M$ do this? I imagine that even some dudes that work for M$ work with OS products, or develop and release them. M$ can not legally control one's hobby.

    I find it amazing that M$ thinks that there's a competition here. There are companies that have dedicated themselves to the development of OS products, and to the support of them. These are our beloved Mandrake and RedHat, Suse and U.L friends. Those companies may run out of money some day, or be bought by M$. Does that mean that GNU/Linux is dead?

    When M$ talks about stomping Linux, I become worried for my own safety, since I would consider myself a part of the OS community.

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  174. i.e. My narrow minded view applies to everything by Idou · · Score: 1

    Fine, an OS is just an OS . . . to YOU. To many other people it is their chance to rise above the oppression of an unfair world (sadly many are too ignorant to understand this, while others are just too narrow minded).

    Maybe after you finish with your Fortran, you might do something new . . . crack your door open to blinding sunlight and take a stroll down one of the poor neighborhoods in your area (they do exist, even if you have never seen one ). Then you might ponder how you, a mere programmer, might contribute to their betterment.

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  175. moderation rant by Lxy · · Score: 2

    To whomever moderated me down as "redundant":

    Do you understand the word "redundant"? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS??!?!?!???

    Redundant means that it's been posted before. There are posts about the comment that linux started off bankrupt, but none of them share the same ideas as mine. Therefore, my comment is unique, not redundant.

    IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, AT LEAST MODERATE IT INTELLIGENTLY!!!!!! Mod me down as a troll, falmebait, overrated, or off-topic. To mod me down with the wrong attribute shows your lack of understanding for the moderation system. It also shows me that you have no business moderating posts on Slashdot, if you don't even know what the term means.

    If you don't like my comment, that's fine. I used humor to express my opinion that MS in morally bankrupt. If you don't agree with that opinion, don't just wildly moderate me down. That shows that you just don't like what I have to say, and can't think of a real reason why. If that's the case, just leave it alone. Someone with a real opinion either positive or negative will moderate me appropritely. By moderating me as redundant when it's the only post of its kind makes me think you're too stupid to be given moderator priveledges.

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    1. Re:moderation rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is redundant :(

  176. MS Admits their clustering is not as good as linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like this comment as well.

    Technology like clustering would be better in Windows than Linux eventually, said Ballmer: "We will beat Linux on clusters. We can't beat them on price, but we have to add value." Please notice the future tense!

    Now I can show this to the people that keep asking me to install clustering on NT. Thanks Steve.

  177. What I heard.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say that I'm a dreamer.
    But my heart's of gold.
    I had to run away hide.
    So I wouldn't come home low.
    My heart's like an open book.
    For the whole world to read.
    Sometimes nothing.
    Keeps me together at the seams.
    <IGNITE_LIGHTER>
    I'm on my way.
    I'm on my waay.
    Home sweet home.
    Tonight.
    Tonight.
    I'm on my way.
    Just let me be.
    Home sweet home.
    </IGNITE_LIGHTER>

  178. Just Want to Say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just want to say that my job is to support Microsoft server products. In fact, we use little else. And we don't use any Linux, BUT I HATE MICROSOFT. I hate the company. They are predatory, anti-competitive and they release too many crappy products too quickly. Microsoft Office is nothing more than proprietary file formats. I hope against hope that a standard XML file format becomes accepted, so I can dump Office once and for all.

    However, I can separate my feelings for the company from my feelings for their products. Some of their products (Exchange, SQL Server, Windows 2000) are excellent. Doesn't change the fact that I can't stand the company.

  179. What about . . . by Beatnick · · Score: 1

    . . . intellectual property rights? What kind of legal havoc are they going to have to wrangle to make this actually happen? I know my company would NOT share any development code with a competitor who is also a MS MVP.

  180. microsoft apps for linux -- hmm by zrodney · · Score: 1

    Imagine is Microsoft did start to sell Word and
    PowerPoint and the rest for Linux os.

    They could probably port all of it with the help of wine,
    cygwin, and their MS staff of developers, etc. in
    a relatively short amount of time.

    What would that do to the momentum of the various
    projects? A lot of the projects seem to thrive off
    the anti-microsoft "let's make a better version of
    excell" type of enthusiasm. But if you could just
    go buy a copy of excel and run it on linux, a lot
    of people would.

    Those microsoft apps would pretty much round out the rest
    of the linux as corporate desktop issues. So, a
    large flood of inexpensive desktop machines would
    be built for offices. They would probably all buy
    a copy of MS office over any staroffice/openoffice
    free download just on the MS name.

    I guess what I'm thinking here is that ms apps for
    linux sounds stupid at first, but it might actually
    be a powerful approach for MS to use -- even though
    it seems like the opposite of what they would want to do.

  181. Re:Nobody pays for software on Linux? by nicestepauthor · · Score: 1

    I *have* bought commercial software on Linux: Visual Age for Java Professional 3.0 (and would have bought 3.5 if IBM had made it available), Quake for Linux, and three or four boxed distros.

    On the other hand, my Windows ME box at home is totally dedicated to converting my video collection to VCDs and I didn't buy any of that software. Some of it (Virtual Dub, Huffyuv codec, various video filters, Video CD burning software) is even Open Source or Free Software. If I thought that there was better software out there for this purpose I'd buy it. The *time* I devote to this project is worth that much. Turns out the free stuff is the best available.

  182. Duhhhh by orius_khan · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they stomped BSD, then where could they get code from?

    Duhh, they'll just keep copying the code of independent open source high school graduates which they get by reading their monitors via the secret cameras they have installed in everyone's house. Then the programmer dies in a freak accident/hate crime so he can't dispute the origin of the code.

    Geez, I guess some people just don't pay attention to what their television tells them anymore...

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    1. Re:Duhhhh by lert · · Score: 1

      Have you been to the movies lately? Watched "Startup"?

      -lert

    2. Re:Duhhhh by nekura · · Score: 1

      Or "Antitrust."

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  183. Better tools... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I have used Visual Studio sir, and I have used {Emacs/VI}. Visual Studio is no {Emacs/vi}.

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  184. the best approach by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

    for m$ is to say that linux is just like terrorist organizations: they do not have a central base and can operate indepently of central management or leadership. they undermine the establishment, etc, etc, etc.

    that would be quite interesting to see him try, just to get americans to side with him based on that FUD

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  185. ActiveWin? by llywrch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If this is the best the pro-MS crowd can do, then MS really is in a lot of trouble!

    A selection of topics that look like what an intern at MS's own PR department would pick, most of the fora empty, & the few fora that have any comments
    degenerate within 15 minutes into Linux vs. Windows flamefest.

    Someone even thought a car accident one month ago was worth an article on this site. It took me some digging (the way they link to stories suck) to confirm what I suspected: Heikki Kanerva, one of the victims in this accident, was an employee at MS. In other words, a story so poorly written a reader really had to work at to care about it.

    There *HAS* to be a better pro-MS discussion forum somewhere. Any suggestions?

    Geoff

    --
    I think I see a trend here. Maybe for them it really would be easier to muzzle the entire internet than to produce p
  186. Re:When Ballmer said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, SuSE and Redhat are totally nonprofit organisations.

    Dick.

  187. Re:When Ballmer said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No, you're right, jackass, they're actually anti-profit machines.

    "Who do you want to beg for handouts today?" - SuSE

  188. who's stomping WHO ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  189. Re:When Ballmer said... by danny256 · · Score: 1

    Did he mean fiscally bankrupt? As opposed to, um, someone else who is ethically and morally bankrupt?

    I'd rather invest my money in a company with fiscal assets than one with moral and ethical ones.

  190. Re:When Ballmer said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With goodwill of $3,200,000,000 and $4 you can get a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

  191. Re:When Ballmer said... by symbolic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd rather invest my money in a company with fiscal assets than one with moral and ethical ones.

    I doubt you'd get any of the former Enron employees to agree with you - or any of the investors, for that matter.

  192. Local BookStore has started "dusting" .NET books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the local MEGA-Bookstore I've noticed the influx of ".NET" books. Microsoft is now trying to emulate the "Open Source" community by pumping out books on ".NET". The only problem it seems is that the books aren't selling, in fact the employees have been having to dust them. Since they are black, they show dirt much worse than other colors like Red or Yellow.

    Microsoft just doesn't get it. We are their Ex-Users. In fact I still have a GUI C programming for Windows 3.1 around here somewhere.
    We don't want to establish a community around Microsoft's "lock-you-in" and "keep-you-down-and-patching" proprietary strategy.

    We are looking for the way out, and while "Open Source" isn't perfect, it sure is a breath of Fresh air.

    Note to "Monkey-Boy" Ballmer: "Prepare for the fight of your life. Sure you are fat with cash now, but it won't last forever!"

  193. Heh by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

    Where do I begin?

    so we need to justify our posture and pricing.
    I'm guessing that MS is going to justify there pricing and secure their posture by pushing DRM. (Another good DRM site, here)

    He acknowledged there was more to Linux than free software--the main benefit of the open-source movement was the community developing software and sharing ideas. "Linux is not about free software, it is about community,"
    Absolutely correct. Those who actually use the product get input into its future. Unlike most commercial software, where users are force fed a marketing department's idea of what is or isn't important.

    Ballmer hits on an important issue: the Linux community. Here is a group of people that are as diverse as you can possibly get, yet share a single OS and philosophy. But, Ballmer completely misses the ideal behind community.
    For nine years, the company has designated users with particular skills--usually seen by how often they intervene helpfully in newsgroups--as "most valued professionals". Currently there are about 1,200 MVPs, half of whom are in the United States.

    The title is highly regarded, said Thomas Lee, a Windows 2000 MVP who specializes in directory issues, and has just been appointed as chief technologist at QA Training. "You are recognized by your peers, not by an exam that you can cheat in."


    MS believes that they can create their own community, when in fact they will only succeed in alienating more people with their elitist attitude and the MVP award.

    1. Re:Heh by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

      Just ditch the title. Respect is on a per person basis and that is a community. A community is based off of the relationships between each pair of individuals, not on the relationships and respect someone says you should have.

  194. Re:clustering differences. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux cluster usually refers to a Beowolf cluster. A system of computers all working on basically one problem.
    Windows cluster is usually a few systems set up to ensure redundancy so that when one system fails the others can pick up the slack.
    There is a huge difference in priorities and cost for these systems. Microsoft will NEVER match linux when it comes to a Beowolf type cluster. NEVER. Either in cost, stability, or quality.
    As for a cluster set up to provide redundancy, I am not so sure since I have not done much with those kinds of clusters. But the cost alone for a windows cluster is absolutely stupendous, especially when you take into consideration that Microsoft wants to count PROCESSORS in the license. ouch can you say ouch.

  195. Micro$oft is Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Micro$oft is really going to do what it says the Linux community should do the same.
    Remember Bill Gates is evil

  196. Re:When Ballmer said... by NumberSyx · · Score: 2

    I'd rather invest my money in a company with fiscal assets than one with moral and ethical ones.

    I know someone with 10,000 WorldCom stock they'd sell you cheap.

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    "Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
    -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

  197. Re:When Ballmer said... by gweihir · · Score: 2

    Did he mean fiscally bankrupt? As opposed to, um, someone else who is ethically and morally bankrupt?

    If most people behave ethically, a minority can benefit from unethical behaviour. If more people start to behave unethical, everybody looses, beacuse the community looses as a whole and this compensates for the gains unethical people have.

    Anyway, if it where not for gaming, I would be entirerly MS free by now. A toy OS for use as a toy. Only MacOS is shinier as a toy and is far more than a toy and Linux, while not shiny, is not a toy at all....

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  198. Re:The problem 99999 Pet troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Sir,
    I am writing you in the hope of offering my services as your personal Pet Troll. Your responsibilities would include posting the same drivel that have posted here and I would follow along after you and write up pithy comments concerning how lame you are. If you are interested please reply to this post.
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  199. Re:Stop the madness HAH HAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try this on for size. As a top Scientologist I get millions a year from my loving members.

  200. Ballmer and Zippy by uncoveror · · Score: 2

    Did anyone else notice how much Steve Ballmer looks like Zippy The Pinhead? You know, I've never seen the two together. Could it be that Ballmer is Zippy The Pinhead?

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  201. Doin' the Monkey Boy Stomp by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

    So now he wants the whole community up on stage doin' the monkey boy stomp.

    (I'd link to the mpeg but who doesn't have the whole clip permanently stamped on his mind. If only I could erase it)

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  202. Have you noticed new Linux security holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are MS's way of killing Linux

  203. Frustrating Stupidity by Gizmit · · Score: 1
    When will Microsoft and its execs realize that the competition Linux brings is healthy for their business and code in the long run? The drive to perfection is fueled by comparisons to one's competitor's. If your OS isn't as robust as their's, improve its reliability. If your protocol isn't as efficient, work on the algos. Customers are drawn to reliable products. They will thank you for the better code.

    But we live in the world of business. Muscle techniques bring a larger market share. Quality can be thrown to the wayside if your campaign is catchy. The questions I pose to this forum:

    1) Are we (the tech crowd) to blame for Microsoft's newest attack-strategy?

    2) How can we stop it?

    3) Should we?

  204. Babelfish Speaketh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the company will use its community of professionals to outsmart the open-source movement

    babelfish say: well, part of it is true.

    We cannot price at zero, so we need to justify our posture and pricing.

    bablefish say: you *do* admire the emperor's new clothes, *don't* you

    Linux is not about free software, it is about community

    babelfish say: There are many eyes and we are being watched.

    Technology like clustering would be better in Windows than Linux eventually, said Ballmer

    babelfish say: our clusters suck!

    The MVP initiative will be a big part of Microsoft's efforts to promote a sense of "community"

    babelfish say: no need to keep it real

    "There are many ways to be more open, and we are reviewing ideas."

    babelfish say: we are using focus groups

    For nine years, the company has designated users with particular skills--usually seen by how often they intervene helpfully in newsgroups

    babelfish say: George Orwell wrote our MVP program

    "You are recognized by your peers, not by an exam that you can cheat in."

    babelfish say: everyone who isn't an MVP, is a liar or a cheater

    "The hacker waits till a fix is posted, then writes an attack and sends it out," he said. Such attacks are based on information in the fix. The answer is to make sure that fixes are easier to distribute and implement so the user base is up to date, he said.

    babelfish say: We don't suck, *really*, and um, *that's* what the EULA stink was all about

    Asked by one lateral-thinking MVP whether Microsoft planned to offer applications software on Linux, Ballmer said no, adding that the big issue was a reluctance to accept legal liability for open-source software.

    babelfish say: So Microsoft (and it's MVP's *wink*) can't be legally responsible for Linux or software running on Linux. err, uh, which pill did you take?

    That is all for your programming today, now away to your newsgroups.

    babelfish say: he didn't say that

  205. what community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ has a community?

  206. Closed source exists ONLY with M$ and Windows devs by crovira · · Score: 2

    There is no closed source on servers and certain no closed source on mainframes.

    At, on average, $299/line of COBOL or SQL you damn well want to get the source because you have to recompile in into your production environment. You have to be able to do a complete software metrics exrcise to do capacity planning and can insure that you meet you SLAs (Service Level Agreeements.)

    Closed source is only for unimportant crap.

    It didn't exist before Li'l Billy whined in Byte Magazine that he was getting ripped off and after ripping US off for billions and billions, its coming to an end.

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  207. It also syncs with LDAP. by Maskirovka · · Score: 2

    It also syncs with LDAP.

    1. Re:It also syncs with LDAP. by haggar · · Score: 2

      For that matter, it "syncs" with the old-style NT domains (with NDS for NT), Oracle 8 db users (natively) and PeopleSoft users (don't know the details about this one).

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  208. Thanks for the link! by b21ace · · Score: 1

    I was looking for a site like this, this site is very good. Thanks again!

  209. Screw Ballmer by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 0

    Ballmer if your reading this (unlikely) I'm switching to Linux on Monday. Woohoo no more M$ on my desktop. Former Windoze user

  210. Re:When Ballmer said... by statichead · · Score: 1

    I disagree,

    Linux is the shiniest toy of all. Its like the cardboard box at christmas that the children have the most fun with, because it has endless possibilities if you use your imagination.

  211. Old news by obdulio · · Score: 1

    The same article was posted yesterday in this very same place, Slashdot under the Title "Ballmer: MS will outsmar Linux" or something like that.

    Please, post something thats new.

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  212. Rubbish by carlmenezes · · Score: 0

    This is a perfect example of the phrase "His bark is worse than his bite".

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  213. Re:microsoft apps for linux -- hmm by Politas · · Score: 1

    Ah, but the main reason that MS Apps won out in the Windows world was that MS also developed the OS.

    Now, you may believe that MS manipulated the APIs to make sure that their packages worked more reliably, faster etc than competing ones. (Yeah, right!)

    Or you might think people just flocked to MS Office because of a perception that it would work better because of the connection. (Sounds likely to me; I've seen IT decisions made for that exact reason.)

    Either way, MS loses their advantage if they port their apps to GNU/Linux. They would actually have to compete on quality and/or price.

    The tragedy is, they would probably have a fair chance of doing so. MS employ a hell of a lot of great coders, who could probably get MS Office to work at least as well as the Mac version on GNU/Linux. But MS aren't interested in making small amounts of money; they can't afford it.

    MS as a corporation has grown so large that their duty to their shareholders far outweighs any other motivations. They have to keep striving for the monopoly profits.

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    Politas

  214. Re:When Ballmer said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm... simple props and imagination are undeniably very cool, but if you ever had an xmas as a kid where the cardboard box was honestly the best thing you got, either your family was really impoverished or Santa hated your fucking guts. Seriously, when you were a kid would you rather have had a cardboard box or a Playstation?

  215. "Stomp on Linux?" by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    Heh. With his bald head and all, Ballmer already LOOKS like one of those TV "pro" wrestlers.

    Ever watched one of those shows? (Yeah, I'll admit it... I was REALLY drunk one night....) Before the "fight" they're all yelling into the camera, "You better look out! I'm gonna stomp you all over the floor" and it goes on and on.

    So now Ballmer is starting to sound like a "pro" wrestler as well as look like one. Next thing you know he'll be running for Governor somewhere....

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  216. Mirror image by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 2

    Heheh, nice site, it's like a mirror-image of slashdot, albeit much smaller. This is one of the first posts my eyes fell on:

    #2 By donpacman (56 Posts) at 9/26/2002 2:58:29 AM At least it's not Linux.
    Never on my machine.

    Pay less get less

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  217. Re:When Ballmer said... by IQ · · Score: 1

    Ummm Playstation2 runs Linux. So what is your point?

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  218. now taking bets [Re:can we at leat try not to...] by gera0ul · · Score: 0

    Lets see... who all think that pov is an underpaid M$ employee, who is also forced to have a hotmail address!!!

    --gera.

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  219. Re:microsoft apps for linux -- hmm by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2

    "But MS aren't interested in making small amounts of money; they can't afford it."

    They can't afford to do it now, but they can definitely afford it when the competition raises the stakes. If the emulator people (Wine + Crossover Office) have a major breakthrough, then Office runs with Linux whether M$ likes it or not.

    Microsoft won't spend their own money for the privilege of throwing away the OS business. But when the competition ports Office anyway, it's a different decision: (1) Lose BOTH the OS and the desktop, or (2) Cut their losses on the OS and defend the desktop. I'm sure Microsoft would like to get $200 per seat for a Linux upgrade, as opposed to getting $0 when people buy Crossover Office and keep their MS Office version.

    In ancient times, Digital Equipment had the opportunity to port their OS and hundreds of software products to the x86 platform. They ignored the opportunity because it would have killed their hardware revenue stream, and it would place them in price competition with the low-priced Microsoft offerings. The x86 commodity market was built around DOS and Windows because none of the heavy hitters in the OS business wanted to touch the price point of DOS/Windows. They couldn't afford to. After a while, these same heavy hitters couldn't afford to do anything at all, except build their own x86 boxes and resell Microsoft's OS.

    There will always be certain things that you can't afford to do, but a little competition changes everything.

  220. Re:When Ballmer said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well dipshit, when *I* was a kid, there wasn't anything like a playstation. And, yes, once the 'ooo-shiny' wore off, the box and my imagination (and something missing in recent kids) could provide hours of fun.

  221. You can rest assured... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Most development is carried out internally by companies solving particular problems.

    Where I work Perl, C++, C and many others are used (normally to run aplications served by Apache).

    So loads of OS around and loads of programmers here.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  222. Patents are a 2-edged sword by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2

    Given IBM's patent portfolio, support for Linux, and disdain for Microsoft, I think any Microsoft patent-based action against Linux would result in a counter-offensive launched by IBM.

    Think about it. Who has more patents, M$ or IBM? Anyone who can prove patent infringement against Microsoft would hit the proverbial jackpot because of the hundreds of millions of infringing software installations.

    Besides, how does anyone sue Linux? Where is Linux? Who is Linux? What if the author of the allegedly infringing code is from a country that does not recognize software patents? What if the defendant's contact information is nothing more than a Hotmail spam trap?

    If Microsoft get's obnoxious with patents, it will become initiate World War III among all the software patent holders.

  223. Re:When Ballmer said... by WNight · · Score: 2

    And I'll be there to point and laugh when your investment fails.

    If you had invested in something that didn't exploit others though I might care and give you a helping hand. I know people like you who took sleazy jobs with spammers writing the first address gathering tools. Nobody talks to them, nobody mentions neat job openings to them. They got a fairly large short term gain but they blew their credibility to hell by selling everyone else down the river.

    So buy your dirty stock, but if it doesn't make enough for you to live happily on you've screwing yourself if anyone finds out.

  224. [META] Re:Jesus, you morons did it again! by tuxedo-steve · · Score: 2
    /. picks up the story (again) without reading it, and further butchers it by altering the title again and attributing a quote that's entirely fictitous but sounds really inflammatory and good, presenting it as fact.
    I'm beginning to suspect that the /. editors are doing this on purpose. People come to this site not only for discussion, but because it incites them. Those who skim the headlines without dipping into the discussion get worked up over Ballmer's "intent to stomp." Those of us who are regulars here in the forums, however, perhaps come back (just a little bit) because of the endless shenanigans of the editors.

    JonKatz's fabricated "letter from Afghanistan." The "fictitous but inflammatory" misquotations of well-known figures. Bitchslap script investigations. Troll wars. Frequent story double-posts. (Well, maybe not that last one, that's just annoying.) Point being, we enjoy picking these things apart in the discussions, and that keeps us coming back. Increases the page-views, thereby increasing the ad-views, and revenue goes up.

    Slashdot isn't about news, it's about entertainment. It's the internal politics that keep the regulars regular. I just can't help but wonder sometimes if that's not somehow intentional (I mean, what other explanation could there possibly be for JonKatz still being on staff?)

    Now, if this gets modded down, it's because of an editor conspiracy. Tell the people!
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  225. Re:clustering differences. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Ofcourse redundant windows clusters are expensive.
    Once you`ve been locked into a windows solution, you encounter the legendary unreliability of the system and decide you need backup servers...
    But this is when you notice the cost of the cluster solution, ofcourse by this time it`s too late.. your already locked in.
    You didnt think windows was so unstable by accident did you?

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  226. Re:When Ballmer said... by danny256 · · Score: 1

    The general public (that is, those outside of you're Linus worshipping cult) still think Microsoft is a respectable company. It isn't going anywhere either. Microsoft survived the .com bust losing only 20% of their stock value. AOL/Time Warner on the other hand, lost 90% of its value, and is still going down, yet that company is still here. Microsoft still makes arounb $10 billion profit each year. Are they an evil company? They've given more money to charities that all other corporations combined, in the history of the world, so ya, of course they're evil. Microsoft is not going anywhere for decades, if not centuries. Linux on the other hand shouldn't last too much longer because at some point people like you will eventually need to feed your family (job at MS) and plan for retirement (invest in MS). Writing and giving away software for free is a nice idea but it dosn't pay the bills.

  227. Re:When Ballmer said... by WNight · · Score: 2

    Even if IBM and everyone else stop supporting Linux it'll still go on the way it always has, as a hobbyist project keeping hobbyists happy. They'll no more go broke doing it than a model airplane enthusiast will doing his not-for-profit hobby.

    But that won't happen. IBM, Oracle, Corel, Sun, they've all had a taste of freedom from a demanding OS provider and their pet monopoly. Microsoft won't ever go away, DataGeneral is still with us even, in a way, but their market dominance will fade and people will realize that their stock price will never climb again. Even if they start to pay dividends they'll never regain their former glory. They've created the image of sustainable exponential growth for so long that when people realize they've slowed down for good, not just as a result of the dot-com collapse, they'll lose their 'Buy' rating.

    btw, as for that charity crap, most of what they give is licenses. Check me out, I just wrote a "Hello World" program, priced it at $1B and donated six copies to the Red Cross. Now I'm more generous than Bill. Can I claim this on my taxes like they do?

  228. Don't be ridiculous. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    As much as I like the OppenOffice.org effort, one week is not enough time to evaluate a product and do not yet justifies to go around offering it to clients (unless they ask for an option that is).

    Comments like yours sound terribly childish and do not help to give people working with OSS a better reputation as professional responsible people.

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  229. Thoughts, yeah. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You are crazy.

    Lame comparison.

    Bin Laden is rich.

    Let me know if you want more.

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  230. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

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