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  1. Sign of the Beast? on A Number For Everything · · Score: 1
    See what they didn't mention is that this number comes in the form of a bar code tatooed onto your forehead. All those without said barcode will be shunned from society..

    Maybe Jack Chick was right all along....

  2. Re:Who is in control? on Still More Advertising Links · · Score: 2, Insightful
    - Programs doing what they (and presumable the user, given the previous) wants rather than what the website owner/music company/film company/book publisher/etc wants = GOOD

    See the problem here is establishing who is the customer of advertising. The premise of these things supposes that the user, staring at the screen is the customer being more well informed because he/she/it can quickly access information simply by clicking the link. This is wrong.

    You are the product of advertising. Advertisers use flashy attractive things to lure your little eyeballs, count up all eyeballs lured, and sell this as a service.

    Going back to the premise, one is not more well informed by being able to click on a link and be sent to a single controlled page containing PAID-FOR information. This is not information. This is advertising.

  3. Really so bad? on Still More Advertising Links · · Score: 1
    Ok, ok, we've seen this topic on /. before, and yes it's great that a more mainstream (IRONY)MSNBC doing story on the Great Evil(tm) of smart tags(/IRONY), but come on..

    Anything that turns msnbc or disney into a pr0n site is just ducky.

  4. Uncle Vlad on Make Your Own DSL · · Score: 1
    Uncle Vlad's Socialist ISP:

    Work! Food! Bandwidth! Pr0n!

  5. Baby Hal? on Israeli AI System "Hal" And The Turing Test · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hal, the AI creation of Dr. Anat Treister-Goren of Israel, has fooled child language language experts into believing that it is a 18-month old child.

    Dave...I have a load in my diaper...Dave...

  6. Re:No good deed goes unpunished on Report Security Problems, Face The Consequences · · Score: 1

    except when you turn on the common sense filter and realize that even the relatively flat crime numbers are hugely inflated by the War On Drugs(tm) sending huge numbers of nonviolent drug offenders to prison for long terms.

  7. Re:Regilous bigotry, racism, or just synical? on IBM's Purple Book and Open Source · · Score: 1

    How about making fun of people who believe in something foolish. I hold the same contempt for mystics of ALL flavors, christian, muslim, jewish, whatever.

  8. Re:Splitting Windows... bad idea. on Microsoft Loses Delay Appeal · · Score: 2, Funny
    This basically means putting a government regulator inside MS to decide what they are and aren't allowed to include in Windows.

    Why am I so instantly reminded of the "political officer" in Hunt for Red October, you know, the one that gets killed in the first 15 minutes?

  9. Re:Stale? on Berke Breathed Interview in The Onion · · Score: 1

    I dunno.. I didn't know who Kirkpatrick was til i read bloom county..i was a kid, and BC made me go look it up.

  10. Re:Typical Bell propaganda on Letting The Market Choose Decent Broadband · · Score: 1
    "innovation" isn't going to change the value of c.

    Aw dude, you must have missed this one..

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/08/15 /183723 2&mode=nested

  11. Stale? on Berke Breathed Interview in The Onion · · Score: 1

    I don't really understand how he thinks Bloom County is stale now. Reagan and Jean Kirkpatrick may be long gone, but I still find Bloom County strips hilarious. Maybe it's some false modesty on Breathed's part.

  12. Umm...hello?? on U.S. Navy Building "Macross"? · · Score: 1
    And who'll be our Lynn Min Mei, then?

    Ummm.. hello? Is this not slashdot? Is there any question that our Min Mei would be none other than Natalie Portman, pouring hot grits down the pants of all the Zentraedi??

  13. Stupid People are of all ages on Rise Of The 15-Year Olds, Part II · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These "fifteen year olds" are simply a nose in the air term for people lesser than we. There are stupid people of all ages, and there are an incredible number of 15yolds who are incredibly intelligent and resourceful. To typify the young as being stupid and out of control is itself stupid and arrogant and sadly been going on for a looooong time..

  14. Re:Concerning blind spots... on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: 1
    Padme was just kinda "there" (a very cute "there", but still just "there")

    This was due to the tragic cutting of the scene where she wins the final battle by pouring hot grits down the pants of the entire robot army.

  15. Re:More Coverage ... on Brain vs. Computer: Place Your Bets · · Score: 1

    Wow. I've never seen such beautiful, well organized karma whoring in my life. Props to you my brotha.

  16. Re:He is not free, just has a much bigger cell... on Sklyarov Released On $50,000 Bail · · Score: 1

    can't leave california? wasn't he arrested in vegas?

  17. Re:best console out there on Nintendo Announces Gamecube Launch Numbers · · Score: 2
    I got one of those on my PS2.

    It always retracts and spills my Big Gulp when i try to play a game though..

  18. Re:Manned mission a pipe dream? on Recent Evidence Of Water On Mars Near Equator · · Score: 1
    imagine Larry Ellison or Bill Gates as the first man on Mars!

    Only if we could leave them there.

  19. Who is John Galt? on Still in DMCA Prison · · Score: 1

    Who is John Galt?

  20. Re:The Armys' response on Death To Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    See also: http://www.mbay.net/~heuer/S2unclas/Fouo.htm

  21. Re:The Armys' response on Death To Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    Actually it's not. FOUO means distribution to government only. Public access of FOUO is through Freedom of Information by request only.

  22. Re:The Armys' response on Death To Virus Writers · · Score: 1
    ** Unclassified - For Official Use Only **

    What part of FOUO did you not understand?

  23. What Africa really needs on High Tech in Africa: Geeks Needed · · Score: 3

    What africa needs more than internet connection is clean water, stability of government, debt relief, and most of all: peace. This is sort of adding the frosting before baking the cake.

  24. Uh oh.. on NASA Developing Space Droids · · Score: 1
    You know that little droid is going to cause me a lot of trouble.

    Oh, he excels at that sir.

    I hope the inspiration for these things come from the sparring-bot luke used on the falcon and not from the big black beach ball of death Vader used on Leia.

  25. Re:Life on Mars is not necessarily carbon-based on The Viking Landers, 25 Years Later · · Score: 1

    If slashdot is my only connection to other human beings, does that qualify me as a silicon based life form?