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  1. Re:like linux needs more fragmentation on Red Hat's Linux Changes Raise New Questions · · Score: 1

    > people would rather pay a couple hundred dollars for windows or the premium involved with buying a mac than use linux for free. what does that tell you?

    What does it tell me? You are a liar.

    Very few people in fact pay for the premium for a Mac.

    OMG, you finally admit that the Mac 'premium' is illusory. No, that can't be it. It would make too much sense.

  2. Comparing raw benchmarks? on NVIDIA's Tegra 3 Outruns Apple's A5 In First Benchmarks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really? Comparing benchmarks? All this time, and you people still don't get it.

  3. Re:So... on Paper On Super Flu Strain May Be Banned From Publication · · Score: 1

    Much obliged. There is a color version out there somewhere.

  4. Re:So... on Paper On Super Flu Strain May Be Banned From Publication · · Score: 2

    ...that is what will happen to the 99%

    That's ok, because we already know what happens to the 1%.

  5. Re:Bond plot? on Will NASA Ever Recover Apollo 13's Plutonium From the Ocean · · Score: 1

    Not entirely unlike Thunderball.

  6. Re:It's ironic that in "socialist" Europe... on EU Targets Facebook's Ad System · · Score: 1

    WTF, do you not get the context? That was a section of a children's book that Winston was copying into his diary. The whole point is that the government were a bunch of fucking liars, starting with lying to children.

  7. Re:Best thing from the EU is the plane to NZ on EU Targets Facebook's Ad System · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've chosen Brazil...

    I'm not sure that's an improvement.

  8. Re:Um, wrong cause for the effect. on Does Open Source Software Cost Jobs? · · Score: 1

    I think I love you, man.

  9. Re:Quote Investigator to the rescue! on Does Open Source Software Cost Jobs? · · Score: 1

    The real answer is that there is no fair way to support the weak, but people are sentimental and insist on it for "reasons" that have no reason behind them.

    The reason is quite simple and fundamental: there but for the grace of God go I.

  10. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... on The Science of Humor · · Score: 1

    Even our actions to a "good joke" - the baring of our teeth in laughter - are an aggressive challenge to apes and many other animals.

    Somebody remembers her Heinlein.

  11. Re:Ants... I don't have a problem with on Spider Spins Ant-Repellent Silk · · Score: 1

    Let me know when they find a way to repel Ticks without harmful effects.

    I suggest the Chainsaw Vigilante. Or a billion zillion ninjas.

  12. Re:Huh? on Spider Spins Ant-Repellent Silk · · Score: 1

    The Oatmeal to the rescue.

  13. Re:To stop their bitching on How Even a Failed AT&T/T-Mobile Deal Hurts Rivals · · Score: 1

    Someone need to invent a sarcasm font.

    I thought that's what Comic Sans was for?

  14. Re:Hello on Palantir, the War On Terror's Secret Weapon · · Score: 1

    Nay! He does not use his right name, nor permit it to be spelt or spoken.

    Chaim Levine?

  15. Ni hao on Internet Water Army On the March · · Score: 3, Funny

    They also move on from a discussion more quickly than legitimate users, discarding their IDs and never using them again.

    I bet not a one of them has as many IDs as Michael Kristopeit.

  16. Re:Very common on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    I bet he's a waiter in another life.

  17. Re:Geez... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase WOPR, "The only way to win is to run the game."

    I think that is Skynet. But now you've given me a good idea for a movie...

  18. Re:Geez... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    To Steve Jobs, $1M would be equally meaningless.

    Too soon?

    Nope. $1m has been useless to Steve Jobs for a couple of weeks now.

  19. Re:It's a good thing... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    640k cupcakes oughta be enough for anyone. Even fat Linux using losers.

  20. Re:And the moral of today's story is... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    That Fannie and Freddie encouraged Countrywide to start the ball rolling with those standards, and thus everyone else followed suit.

    Yeah, too bad private banks gave shitty mortgages all on their own. Back to the drawing board, troll.

  21. Re:And the moral of today's story is... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    "You can also make them "one per customer" although customers will get violent if you try to enforce that just because it says so on the coupon."

    Then you simply smile and say "bring it" as you reach for a gun.

    FTFY. This *is* an American website, after all.

  22. Re:And the moral of today's story is... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    then how come i can't have real glass in a bar?

    You get your not real glass to go with your not real ale.

  23. Re:The Law of Unintended Consequences... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    Listen, it's Slashdot, an American website. Be thankful we even recognized that this was taking place in a different country.

  24. Re:Or you can go to an actual gourmet on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    In other news, the Emperor's new clothes look maahhhhhvelous.

  25. Re:INEVITABLE MERGER on AT&T/T-Mobile Merger 'Not In the Public Interest' · · Score: 2

    You make it sound like Weyland-Yutani is a bad thing.