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  1. Re:It's Aliens! on More Details About Mars Mystery Rock · · Score: 2

    Nope, not possible. There was no Earth-shattering kaboom. There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

  2. Re:Interview ending question on Blowing Up a Pointless Job Interview · · Score: 1

    NO ONE expects the lying salesman!

  3. Re:Need good aftermarket encryption on SCOTUS To Weigh Smartphone Searches By Police · · Score: 1

    I'm actually in the process of learning how modern Android phones operate. Do you recall the names of any such software? It would be mighty helpful in fixing bricked phones I would think.

  4. Re:Supposedly, "non-US" data is removed on NSA Collects 200 Million Text Messages Per Day · · Score: 1

    Whoever modded that post flamebait is a moron. It's a movie quote and even says so at the end, Love Jay and Silent Bob. Why would I post such a thing? Well read the other post about unreading, re-reading, reading backwards and then reading it again. It parallels the eat shit line of the J&SB quote, which I figured most of you guys would be familiar with. I thought it was funny, but it most certainly isn't now that I have to explain it. *sigh*

  5. Re:Supposedly, "non-US" data is removed on NSA Collects 200 Million Text Messages Per Day · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.

  6. Re:What is the signal/noise ratio? on NSA Collects 200 Million Text Messages Per Day · · Score: 1

    I noticed you got modded flamebait but I must admit, this could be the first on-topic use of GNAA I've seen. What will happen next? I'll stay tuned!

  7. Re:How is this news on Apple Devices To Reach Parity With Windows PCs In 2014 · · Score: 2

    Did the death of Clippy teach you NOTHING! :D

  8. Re: Collusion, in tech? on Silicon Valley Workers May Pursue Salary-Fixing Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Obviously that's because he isn't a True Scotsman as he claims but he doesn't let that spoil his rants!

  9. Re:Collusion, in tech? on Silicon Valley Workers May Pursue Salary-Fixing Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Even if, and that's a big if, their pay is only a decimal percentage of their expenditures, I still say do it. Using percentages in this argument is smoke and mirrors. If you say it's only 0.1% well that doesn't sound like much at all does it? But when an absolute figure is thrown out there we see the real picture. Say just one CxO's pay is $500k. 5 Hundred Thousand is a fuck load of money for most people. If that company got a work contract for 500k they'd be partying like it's 1999! But then they want us lowly peons to not worry about that 500k salary cause it's just chump change. However, they then turn around and tell us that they are gonna have to trim the fat by laying off a bunch of folks, cancelling all of our vacation and raises, and oh BTW, you guys will have to go without toilet paper in the bathrooms too. We all gotta tighten the belt afterall. That kind of shit is what disgusts me. As normal, they won't feel the pain when it comes down to it because they've shifted the pain to the lowest labor level. Ya know, those laborers who made them all that money in the first place.

  10. Re:Actually there is... on Ask Slashdot: Suggestions For a Simple Media Server? · · Score: 1

    Forget my reply to you above. I thought you were asking a serious question but I see now you're just grinding axes. Even if we linked you a turnkey system from Best Buy, I doubt you'd be happy with it, cause for whatever reason, you've already made your mind up regarding this subject.

  11. Re:No solution for you... on Ask Slashdot: Suggestions For a Simple Media Server? · · Score: 1

    A quick Google doesn't turn anything up but I'm sure my search terms are probably not correct cause there is some cloud company called Plex Systems out there hogging all the first couple pages. However, if you want a turn key OpenELEC XBMC system see Here

  12. Re:Efficiency. on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    I was living in Okinawa Japan back in 1997. Street racing was all the rage at the time and being you and dumb, I succumbed to it as well. That was the popular birth of drifting before anyone in the US had even thought about making Fast and the Furious. Counter to the drifter's there was a group of folks who did stupendously hideous custom body packages and whatnot to their vans and they fit the image you mentioned. Comfort and speed all in one. Check out this GIS and check out the first 3 hits. Those are just the tip of the iceberg regarding insane carnival ride style monstrosities.

  13. Re:Reduced Friction? on Using Nanotechnology To Build Thinner, Stronger Condoms · · Score: 1

    Yep he did. Bigger numbers be bigger numbers no matter the direction. Besides, wasn't there movie quote going around a few years ago by Jack Black, IIRC, to the effect of "I have a 12 inch penis...12 inches around" That was funny everytime I heard it. I smiled typing it out just now. Yes I have a maturity level of a 12 year old...and evidently a matching penis size. I could do this all night!

  14. Re:Mr. Gates on Using Nanotechnology To Build Thinner, Stronger Condoms · · Score: 2

    640 micrometers should be enough for anyone!

  15. Re:Reduced Friction? on Using Nanotechnology To Build Thinner, Stronger Condoms · · Score: 4, Funny

    Won't work. This falls into a category woman deal with all the time. In order to psychologically attract a buyer, many companies will sell tent size dresses that are only a size 6. No 2 company's size 6 will be the same either so it makes fitting a chore. A man with a small penis who's self conscious about it will not buy a 3", he'll want the 12" (even though it is actually a 3) and you'll find companies who will advertise "Our size 6's are bigger than all the competition!" And when I started typing this I intended to make it funny, but now that it's time for the punchline, I got nothing...much like my nonexistent penis.....sigh....

  16. Re: Citation Needed on Google Co-Opts Whale-Watching Boat To Ferry Employees · · Score: 1

    I understand their dismay and the whole idea of keeping their life long home, but would someone PLEASE offer me 1mil for my house! People who claim money doesn't buy happiness have obviously never had money.

  17. Re:I'm torn... on Supreme Court To Hear Aereo Case · · Score: 1

    Responsible adults don't sue becasue they hate someone and want to do whatever kind of damage they can to them

    You, sir, owe me a new keyboard for that little gem. It's a Logitech G19 and now the LCD isn't working. You can expect your lawsuit by the end of next week :D

  18. Re:I'm torn... on Supreme Court To Hear Aereo Case · · Score: 1

    I'm need an ATSC tuner card but haven't started digging for one yet. Which kind do you have? The USB thing sounds sweet.

  19. Re:First major retailer to accept Bitcoin on Bitcoin Payments Go Live At Overstock — Two Quarters Early · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, you can rent some server space, donate to the EFF or buy some party drugs

    3 very important things!

  20. Re:Safety on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    People do that now with anything and everything. What do you mean I can't shower with my toaster? Since this sort of thing is already common, and people are generally averse to change at all, I will hypothesize that the exact same thing will happen that happens now: some people will sue the automaker, some judges will throw it out, some will award, some people will not care they hit anything at all, some will make an insurance claim. And if all that isn't sufficient the judge can play the Ultimate You're Guilty Card- Ignorance of the law is no exemption or excuse.

  21. Re:Safety on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    And as I stated above you, I too hit a turkey buzzard and my windshield deformed and then popped back out launching the bastard onto the road. Not one crack. It seems we can both give anecdotes. Ultimately, like most everything else, I guess it'll come down to pure luck no matter what you do to mitigate the hazard. So I am gonna declare that you and Gameboy are both correct, not that either of you care. It's all about the argument afterall :D

  22. Re:Safety on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    I struck a buzzard, known by many as a vulture, which is the size of a turkey/condor and can actually fly in a 2001 Hyundai Tiburon. I was doing about 60 and what I saw amazes me to this day. This windshield is sloped but not at a terribly shallow angle and it has a large curved radius across the whole thing so there are no flat areas. When I hit it, the windshield bowed in so far I could visibly see the deformation but due to the shatterproofing plastic sandwiched in there (my theory), the window sprung back out to it's proper shape and catapulted that bird forward onto the road. I looked that ugly bastard right in his beady little eyes because I was sure he'd be sitting in the passenger seat but car windshields are much stronger than most give them credit for. Not one crack in that windshield either. It's almost like the engineers, who are experts in their field, designed the thing for that very purpose. Like maybe they know what the hell they are doing and maybe we should leave them the fuck alone to do what they do best without all the second guessing and naysaying. I, like you, don't worry one damned bit about our coming robotic overlords, and actually look forward to it!

  23. Re:Safety on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    If you want to make an improvement in lives saved, invent a better car interlock. Thirty-one percent of all fatal crashes involved alcohol-impaired driving (over the .08 limit). 31% is a big number. Teaching people how to drive in the rain would take out another 9 or 10%.

    I agree wholeheartedly here, but wouldn't you be one of the first ones here screaming about the government invading your life and forcing you to take a breathalyzer before starting your car? Not only that, but that superior interlock is here: autodriving cars. Be as shitfaced as you want and let Jeeves drive you home. What's not to like about that?

  24. Re:Safety on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    I'm stating my opinion on this, you won't like it, it'll sound offensive, and it'll get marked Troll, but I'm not AC'ing this one.

    If you are so damned worried about the system not detecting a mysterious whatever coming from all directions at the same time, then you stay 100% alert and in control of your vehicle even when it is autodriving so that you can take over for that emergency situation. That's being a responsible adult and I know you often tell people here we need more of them. Just because you could be getting a blowjob from the drunk chick you picked up at the club, doesn't mean you have to do that. I may choose to sleep on my way to work, you can choose to play eagle eyes for the computer. Ah, but then it's not you that you're worried about but people like me getting BJ's in cars who aren't even remotely paying attention. Well, again, you're playing expert F1 driver and evidently believe you have superior driving skills than the plebes, so even if my wheels fall off and the vehicle spontaneously combusts into a ball of fire upon my orgasm, your superior techniques combined with those of the car's sensor package should be able to avoid anything. You need to trust in your own driving skills and not worry about what everyone else is doing. I may be mistaken, but I think you're one of the /. Freedom Cheerleaders so please don't tell me you want to infringe on my ability to bang a hooker in MY car while doing lines of coke. And to take this partly hyperbolic post back on topic, if my tires blow out cause I spent all my money on coke and hookers, then I'm gonna claim the same person pays who pays now- Insurance.

  25. Re:Boring Drive on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how backup cameras for vehicles can be had for $20 these days, I would imagine the expense of adding a dozen or so cameras around a vehicle would not be detrimental especially if the engineers can keep the bean counters happy. Not having multimillion lawsuits for running over little Johnny should keep the bean counters happy.