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Assorted Video Game Movies in Development

Obiwan Kenobi writes "Filmforce has a solid round-up of video game movies currently in development. From Alone In The Dark to Doom to Dead or Alive (yes, it includes an Extreme Beach Volleyball scene), some interesting reading on the current progress, or lack thereof, of current video game flicks."

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  1. Sweet!!! by alwsn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spy-Hunter
    Status: In Development
    Cast: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
    Director: None
    Writer: None


    Sweet! The Rock! He's good in anything!!!

    Hopefully this will be a bit more entertaining involving than the NES game... although I still hate those fat blue cars... knock me the road will you?

    1. Re:Sweet!!! by KefkaFloyd · · Score: 1

      Have you played SpyHunter for PS2? A bit on the short side (only 14 missions), but a very challenging and fun game to blow stuff up in.

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    2. Re:Sweet!!! by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, I think the Rock is a bit iffy for playing the Spy Hunter. The spy hunter should be Clive Owens (BMWFilms.com) - he is the **PERFECT*** actor for the role. And I played Spy Hunter on the C-64. :P

    3. Re:Sweet!!! by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sweet! The Rock! He's good in anything!!!

      Hmm...

      The Mummy Returns
      The Scorpion King

      How you said that without bursting out laughing is beyond me.

      I know I did...

    4. Re:Sweet!!! by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I still think he needs to do a Buddy Cop movie with Rob Schneider.

    5. Re:Sweet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, David Spade... or possibly Chris Kattan.

    6. Re:Sweet!!! by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, see - Rob Schneider is The Rock's mini-me.

    7. Re:Sweet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soul Calibur
      Status: In Doubt
      Cast: Sammo Hung
      Director: Sammo Hung

      Uhm, who the hell is Sammo gonna play? Have you seen Sammo Hung?!?! He wouldn't even make a convincing Lizardman!!!

    8. Re:Sweet!!! by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      Voldo. Duh.

    9. Re:Sweet!!! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 3, Funny

      We need more video game movies for the older crowd with a retro feel. I am ready for Pong: The Movie, and Space Invaders!

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    10. Re:Sweet!!! by satanami69 · · Score: 1

      But one of the funniest SNL skits was when the Rock played Peepers(Played by Chris Kattan) dad. It was odd how similar they looked.

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    11. Re:Sweet!!! by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Hmm, you have a point. :)

    12. Re:Sweet!!! by quitcherbitchen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, Spy-Hunter. They'd just have to tape....

      a car chase in the jungle....
      a car chase in the desert....
      and a car chase in the snow....

      then just tape the ends of the film together. The movie is over when the projector overheats, much like my old NES.

    13. Re:Sweet!!! by CleverNickedName · · Score: 2, Funny

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm

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    14. Re:Sweet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      knock me the road will you?

      In Soviet Russia the road knocks YOU!

    15. Re:Sweet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My heart has now officially been broken. The Rock allowed to piss around with spy hunter!?!

      *cries*

    16. Re:Sweet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he was mocking the rock, you fuckwit.

    17. Re:Sweet!!! by mitsuhama · · Score: 1

      Asteroids, where the whole movie is 2 colours and has lots of straight lines.

    18. Re:Sweet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spy-Hunter
      Status: In Development
      Cast: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
      Director: None
      Writer: None

      The Scoop:
      Here's what the film's producers have to say: "The plan with Spy-Hunter is to create the watershed mark in spy/adventure movies in terms of action, special effects and story."


      Sadly, the watershed mark will be at the bottom of the barrel and not the top.

      "The vehicular battles in this film will be unlike any that has been done before. They will be the land and sea-based equivalent of the Star Wars space battles."

      Jar-Jar Binks and Hollywood physics.

      "- showcasing what we feel will soon become the most famous car in movies (the G-6155 Interceptor) -"

      After Herbie, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, the time-travelling DeLorean and KITT? More like the 6,155th most famous car in the movies

      "However, our primary goal is to have the hardware and the battles support a great story with great characters."

      Think "The Fast and the Furious" without plot & characterisation. Oh yes, silly me, if you think of "The Fast and the Furious" without plot & characterisation you get "The Fast and the Furious".

      "At the core of Spy-Hunter will be a sweeping romance."

      Our target audience is 13 year old boys. We all know how much they love romantic movies.

      "The Rock is one of the most charismatic actors on Earth and Spy-Hunter will greatly benefit from his very human presence at the core of this mammoth adventure."

      No he isn't and how can anyone who calls himself the "Rock" have a human presence?

      "All we can say is that the fans of the Spy-Hunter game franchise will not be disappointed and for those who haven't played the game, prepare to be hunted at a theatre near you!"

      All we can say is look out for us in Blockbusters.

    19. Re:Sweet!!! by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      don't forget the boat chase

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    20. Re:Sweet!!! by penginkun · · Score: 1
      How about Asteroids? Or Gravitar? Or Bagman? Or Phoenix? Or Satan's Hollow?

      or...

      Ms Pac-Man: The Motion Picture

      It's gonna be a big, big hit...

    21. Re:Sweet!!! by daeley · · Score: 1

      where the whole movie is 2 colours and has lots of straight lines.

      I think they already made that one. ;)

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    22. Re:Sweet!!! by n8willis · · Score: 1

      Why do I suspect that if the "Cast" listing for this one is correct, then the "Writer" listing is as well....

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  2. Doom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please dont screw up Doom

    thank you

    1. Re:Doom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, at least don't screw it up worse than Pac-Man.

      For christ's sake ... PAC-MAN?!?

    2. Re:Doom by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      The term pac-man originally meant a cannibal. It was derived from Alfred E. Packer. Will Pac-man: The movie be more like Alive or more like Let Them Die Slowly?

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    3. Re:Doom by brain159 · · Score: 1

      Or the more sensible reason, which is that they were going to call it Puck Man but realised how readily the machines could be vandalized to turn P into F.

    4. Re:Doom by cyrax777 · · Score: 1

      the japan machines still say Puck man

  3. A couple of games I thought of.... by Rooked_One · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I thought Half Life would have made an excellent movie.

    But put that idea to rest and just make a movie straight from Max Payne. That storyline was just incredible. Sure it would make the movie about 4 hours long, but man would it be great the first time you watched it.

    1. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      I thought Resident Evil would have made an excellent movie, look what happened to that one.

    2. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought Half Life would have made an excellent movie.

      I would agree with that. I still have a couple TFC servers, but hope back to HL every now and then. HL was the first game I ever played that make me jump and gave me chill bumps. Its a bit dated now, but won game of the year in 1997 for good reason. The idea that the hero, Gordon Freeman, was a pretty normal guy (well, a normal guy with a PhD in physics) was part of the draw, IMHO.

      And you gotta love those little head eating monsters that looked like skinned chickens.

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    3. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      I've never played the games, but I thought it was a pretty good movie (except for that utterly pointless and out of place bullet-time scene). Not scary, mind you, but I enjoyed watching it.

    4. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 5, Funny

      But put that idea to rest and just make a movie straight from Max Payne. That storyline was just incredible.

      ...

      I especially enjoyed the excellent writing!
      "Punchinello wanted Payne.
      He'd see the pain."

      "Sooner or later it was going to catch up with you.
      You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."

      "Outside, the mercury was falling fast. It was colder than the devil's heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the heavens were ready to fall."

      "In the belly of the plant, molten metal boiled and bubbled like a witch's brew."

      This next one is especially 'great' in context of the game:
      "There are only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliché when it's happening to you."

      Gamespy's review quip is a pretty good indicator:
      "A great down and dirty shooter that's horribly written and incredibly short."

      Seriously, I agree some of the dialogue was a little funny, but the game's story was horrendous. Just cliché after cliché, and just because the game knew it didn't make sitting through them any more bearable. I think it was reaching for some of the ridiculous operatic heights John Woo films reach sometimes, but it just really failed at that and sounded stupid and predictable instead.

      All IMHO, of course. :P

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    5. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      I liked it because of all of the cheesiness. It was at the same time a celebration and parody of the detective story.

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    6. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by frankthechicken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, it would have made a great movie, but only because it has zombies in it, I mean it's not like a movie was going to be based on any other plot line the game had. Which is my problem with setting games on movies, its just a background to have actors run around in, not even a landscape.

      I can only really think of Final Fantasy where you could even vaguely base a movie on its plot, and even then it will be a pretty damn thin plotline. Game based movies have to be of the action variety at the moment, there is no character development, no intrigue, no qualities to make a decent script from. Games are only approaching the levels of cheap, cliched comic book story telling, and until they reach Watchman status, the only thing I want to see in game based movies are explosions, zombies and hot chicks.

      So I guess I'm getting what I want.

    7. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree... I thought the writing was bordering on brilliant. It was aiming for, and managed to achieve, a consistent, distinctive style throughout the game - a tongue-in-cheek approach that poked fun at the entire genre while still managing to tell the story. The metaphors and similies are hilarious, and a lot of people dismiss them as bad writing... I don't think that's true. Try coming up with metaphors like that. Just try it!! Now try coming up with hundreds of them, and try to make them consistent and amusing... I guarantee it won't be easy :p

    8. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree that it was probably trying to celebrate and parody the genre, but I really don't think it pulled it off, for a few reasons:

      A. It was parodying the wrong genre. The game was obviously a 'John Woo rip-off'. But hell, most of John Woo's stuff is already parody. Witness how much even a lesser Woo film like Mission Impossible 2 is parody. It mocks Tom Cruise (the hero) the whole time - it cinematically undermines him throughout the film. It is constantly deconstruction the masculinity of the protagonist. But Max Payne's stupid writing was a parody of Western hard-boiled detective noir, which is a very different genre. It didn't fit together cohesively, IMO.

      B. The writing was inconsistent. Some of the lines were extremely over-the-top in their poor writing ("ice pitchforks") - by themselves they are parody. But a lot of the lines (I am thinking of that "lit up like a Christmas tree" one for example) just sound like bad writing. Then you have other lines which I seriously think were intended to sound cool ("personal apocalypses," which actually is a cool line, just not in a game like this). The mixture of ridiculously bad writing, just plain bad writing, and attempts to be cool still makes me question sometimes how much of the 'parody' was intentional.

      C. None of the rest of the game supports the parody. Maybe some of the areas referencing other games/movies, but those were usually secret. The rest of the game is ridiculously serious, from the photorealistic textures to the actual plot (graphic murder of wife). It doesn't even seem to me like they are trying to make humor out of the dichotomy - it just feels like two different games.

      D. It was just annoying; it pushed things too far. A little of that humor can be funny, but the game practically assaults you with it. It has one joke ("man, this writing is ridiculous!"), and it tells it again and AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND... Being stuck with an idiot can work in a film, for example (something like Zoolander, maybe). But for a ten or so hour game?

      Of course humor is highly subjective. I just know Max Payne drove me, as well as the people in my vicinity unfortunate enough to have to listen to me going through it, absolutely nuts.

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    9. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      Ehhh. I agree that it is hard to write that poorly, but I am not convinced that it is something to praise. :P I attributed a lot of it to the fact that (AFAIK) the developers were not native English speakers, though that may not be true of the writer. But as I pointed out to NonSequor here, I am just not convinced that they were successful in their parody.

      And if nothing else, it annoyed the shit out of me and my friends. :P

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    10. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by HobbitGod42 · · Score: 1

      The thing I noticed with Resident Evil was that it added to the story line. It started in the Mansion and ended on the zombie and corpse lined streets of Raccoon. takes place before 1 and right before 2. Although re0 does make some of that story invalid...

    11. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Final Fantasy would have made an excellent movie... look what happened to that one.

      And Doom would have aswell if they actually amde it Doom. Mark my words, it's a cheap B grade flick designed to break even at the box office and rake in the money on action dolls.

    12. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      Ditto for me. I still go back through the single player game once a year just because it was executed so well. You can hang out behind the scientists before the accident, and they roll through a whole buch of conversations -- "Have you seen my coffee cup?". Funny detail and great for 1997.

      I just realized I've been playing on your servers for a year! You do a good job with them.

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    13. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by roseblood · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leisure Suit Larry anyone?

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    14. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Ragica · · Score: 1
      God save us from a Max Payne movie. But then God save us from just about any Video Game movie. Nevertheless, I say this as a big fan of Max Payne the game. The game was so good that even the dialog became tolerable after a while... and then a while after that, immensely enjoyable.

      When I first started into Max Payne I could barely tolerate the dialog. It was soooo bad. It is predicable that some here would stick up for it and try to convince us it was good, using various arguments. I don't buy the "parody" argument. Nor do I buy the "cleverness"... though it was occassionally clever merely in pushing cliche seriously to a new level (if the writers were really clever then they would have come up with some cleverness in the plot rather than cliche after cliche turns of events).

      Anyhow, the actual game play was very nice. The controls were annoyingly simplified at first compared to other FPS's.... But for running and shooting... it was great. The "New York Minute" mode was a blast. The bullet time was excellentely implemented, even if it too was by that time a cliche.

      Anyhow, the writing was so outrageous that my wife (a graduate of comparative literature) actually got into it too, for the shere unbelievable level of cheesiness of it. I'd go around shooting everything, but i'd be calling "hurry!" to her when a cut scene was coming. And we'd sit together laugh and laugh, and groan and groan at what idiocy would come out of Max's lips next...

      It was a lot of fun.

      But I'd never, ever, ever, sit through a movie of it. Not conscious, at least.

    15. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1

      It's hard to make good movies from action games. The Gabriel Knight series, though, would be a great basis for a movie. Btw, I enjoyed Max Payne. It's a fun game, as long as you skip the dreadful "nightmare" scenes.

    16. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you seen the movie Max Knight: Ultra Spy? in the movie, he actually hops into cyberspace, and comes into halflife!
      its soo hilarious. made the whole movie worth seeing.

    17. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I just realized I've been playing on your servers for a year! You do a good job with them.

      We started them in 1999. Moved them a time or two, hijacking bandwidth and cpus where we can :) I am migrating the nameing from Mayberry to Pharmboy as we speak. (I live in North Carolina, near the real "Mayberry" (Mount Airy) thus my game name, Barney Fife)

      But yea, I still love to go through and beat the dumb ass scientists with the crowbar for being whiney. Also, Barney gets mad and starts shooting YOU if you smack him with the crowbar. Sick man, I know.

      Best. Game. Ever.

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    18. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Max Payne
      I thought Max was a parody of bad cops n' mobsters movies. That's just what I need - a parody of a parody of a bad movie.

      $G

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    19. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      I don't buy the "parody" argument. Nor do I buy the "cleverness"...

      How about the "zen" argument? "If you have to ask, you will never understand" =)

      Yeah, I liked the game as a whole too and actually found the dialogue good too, but damn if I have to explain why it was so good. =) I just can't understand why some people didn't like it...

    20. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any movie with Ron Jeremy...

    21. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      It was done as an action movie, not horror. That was the biggest problem I had with it. My expectations of the movie were so different from what was actually made.

    22. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      I have never really paid close attention, but how much plot do most action games have?
      Even if you have a dozen cut scenes at a couple of minutes each, that leaves a lot writing to get even a ninety minute movie. In theory, a video game should have a lot more action than plot. A movie should be the opposite. This is where the problem lies.

    23. Re:A couple of games I thought of.... by Vagary · · Score: 1

      Yeah! It's damn well time that grad and post-grad students take their place amongst the heroic archtypes! I'm tired of watching movies where I can't relate because they take place outdoors. And what's with heros who have these things called "lives", come on, lets have some realism. My friends may feign boredom, but they're actually jealous of my dangerous and exciting research, right? Well okay, so it's not dangerous...

      Remember, these men do research for you!

  4. Ooh, perhaps it's time for... by Stonehand · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Lopez and Affleck to remake "Mortal Kombat".

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    1. Re:Ooh, perhaps it's time for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mortal Kombat: The Deadly Prenuptial

  5. Flast pronst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? Oporto Rulez!!!

  6. If someone would make a Captain Insaino Man game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is already a movie.

    Contact me for the video game rights ;-)

  7. MechWarrior Rules!! by shanestyle · · Score: 0, Redundant


    MechWarrior
    Status: In Development
    Cast: None
    Director: None
    Writer: None
    The Scoop: Filmmaker Dean Devlin is producing this flick at Electric Entertainment. Paramount Pictures is expected to distribute the pic. Devlin says, "Whether I write the script or help with the script or direct, I'm crazy about the material, and this is a real passion project for me." Devlin says to expect lots of massively cool CG mechs. Awesome!

    I can not wait for this one!!!

    1. Re:MechWarrior Rules!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, ditto.

      I can NOT wait for this one too.

  8. I can't think of one good video game inspired movi by heldlikesound · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mario Bros. - The Movie- Sucked
    Street Fighter The Movie - Sucked
    Pokemon Movies- Mostly suck, but one of the movies is a Monoke rip-off, which makes it cool...

    I will say that The Wizard was cool, but it was not so much a movie based on a video game as it was a movie about kids growing up in an age when video games were starting to be taken seriosly as an entertainment medium. I'd like to see more movies about gamer culture and less bad Van Dam as Guile pieces of crap...

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  9. From the top of my head... by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see...

    Final Fantasy
    Mortal Kombat
    Resident Evil
    Final Fantasy...

    nope, can remember a single video game based movie that turned out ok, tho I'm sure there must be one somewhere.

    What? No Interstate '76 movie??? And come on! Pac-Mac? Will they bring back the "Magic Pill Trees"

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    1. Re:From the top of my head... by demaria · · Score: 1

      Well, if there really was a video game, The Last Starfighter would of been on the list of good ones. It's close enough in concept to a huge list of Atari & 80's arcade games.

    2. Re:From the top of my head... by UtucXul · · Score: 1

      > Let's see... >Final Fantasy >Mortal Kombat >Resident Evil >Final Fantasy

      I think you forgot Double Dragon. That one almost made Street Fighter look good.

    3. Re:From the top of my head... by luzrek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      hmmm...cannot think of anything live-action off the top of my head. Can we consider Anime? If so I vote for Ninja Scroll. Oh crud, Samuraii Showdown was based on that, not the other way around.

      I think that the real reason that video games generally don't work well as movies is that the ones with plot ussually have about 50+ hours of plot, and the ones without plot really don't have plot. Take a look at Final Fantasy X. It is a great game with a great story (and probably has more units shipped than the XBox) but is way too long for a movie. At the other end of the spectrum, Gran Torisimo 3 is also a great game, but doesn't really have any plot (at all). Neither would make a good movie, because FFX would be so butchered to fit in 90 minutes it would be nonseinsical. GT3 would consist entirely of car races with some cheap ass love triangle thrown in by Hollywood.

      Now that I think about it, there might be a couple of video games that would work, but these are all of the same line as Tomb Raider and Resident Evil. Basically the games which are over just when you start getting into them. While I'ld love to see Devil May Cry as a movie, I think I'ld be very upset by how lame the special effects would be compaired to the game.

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    4. Re:From the top of my head... by pimpybra · · Score: 1

      The Last Starfighter is one of my favorites! "What do we do now?" ::eye visor flips over:: "We die."

    5. Re:From the top of my head... by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Are we denying the existance of the Wing Commander movie these days?

    6. Re:From the top of my head... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      It's submarines! In space!

    7. Re:From the top of my head... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Finaly fantasy was great. Very impressive. The story was weird enough to defy most stereotypes.

      And Resident Evil rocked. No two ways about it.

      Max

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    8. Re:From the top of my head... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloak and Dagger wasn't so bad...

      Game by Rusty Dawe... game guy extrodinaire and guy-I-know.

      Oh, better click anonymous to show I'm not trying to enhance my reputation with this name drop... I'm trying to enhance Rusty's (Paperboy too... will some one please let Rusty complete an massive online RPG... he's been trying since the frikin' 80's and had the Sims Online done before the Sims came out (it was called Cyberpark instead) AOL owned it and couldn't figure out what to do with it. It wasn't for 14 year olds and you know how all video game players are kids, right... right! oh... they are growing up and still playing games... who knew? We did you dinks!)

    9. Re:From the top of my head... by NeuroKoan · · Score: 1

      If so I vote for Ninja Scroll. Oh crud, Samuraii Showdown was based on that, not the other way around.

      No it wasn't. Both are based on popular Japanese mythology.

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    10. Re:From the top of my head... by JimPooley · · Score: 1

      I watched the Wing Commander movie one night when it was on TV and I was drunk and had nothing better to do.

      I was highly amused by the fact that the space fighters used the cockpit from a 1950's British jet interceptor (the English Electric Lightning).

      It was so bad it was quite entertaining, although admittedly not quite as bad as the FMV clips from WC3!

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    11. Re:From the top of my head... by dbretton · · Score: 1


      Gran Torisimo 3 is also a great game, but doesn't really have any plot (at all). Neither would make a good movie, because FFX would be so butchered to fit in 90 minutes it would be nonseinsical. GT3 would consist entirely of car races with some cheap ass love triangle thrown in by Hollywood.


      Gone in 60 More Seconds ?

    12. Re:From the top of my head... by L0rdJagged · · Score: 1

      More like Japanese History in the case of Samurai Showdown...

    13. Re:From the top of my head... by luzrek · · Score: 1

      All fiction is based on mythology. To qualify for the movie based on a video game (for me anyway), the video game simply has to come before the movie.

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  10. Finish him!!! by EdgeShadow · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does anyone else remember the crtically acclaimed "Mortal Kombat" and "Street Fighter" movies? Seriously, I could pull a better film out of my ass. I was hoping such movies based on fighting video games were an extinct breed.

    What we could use is more films based on games with actual stories, better known as RPG's. Perhaps another "Final Fantasy" film, only this time with a story at least somewhat based on that of the actual game itself.

    1. Re:Finish him!!! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have to demand a reference for this: What critic "acclaimed" Street Fighter? C'mon, name one. I dare you.

      Come to think of it, I'm hard pressed to think of any critically acclaimed Van Damme movies.

      The video game I'd most like to see brought to the big screen? Easy. Bubble Bobble.

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    2. Re:Finish him!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can any Final Fantasy game be based on the story "of the actual game itself"? Final Fantasy by nature doesn't have an inherit story. The only things that link the various games together are the same magic spells and some names that keep showing up. Other than that they're not even set in the same "worlds". Any final fantasy movie is going to have to have a seperate story from any game. Best they could do to tie it in would be to slip Shiva, Bahamut or Ifrit in there somewhere.

    3. Re:Finish him!!! by EdgeShadow · · Score: 1

      It's called sarcasm. Perhaps you've heard of it? I believe my comment on "pulling a better film out of my ass" made it clear enough.

  11. What about Tomb Raider? by TaraByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    The plot totally sucked, but Angelina Jolie sure was hot.

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    1. Re:What about Tomb Raider? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hot actresses are a dime a dozen. Plot first, boobies later.

    2. Re:What about Tomb Raider? by El+Panda+Grande · · Score: 1

      yeah, I agree. it was so fake, and so centered on his breasts. the shower bit, very unnessisarry...and the plot was very very bad.

    3. Re:What about Tomb Raider? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      it was so fake, and so centered on his breasts

      Uh.....what movie were YOU watching?

  12. Hmm by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duke Nukem Forever: The Movie (Due out before the game. Besides, infinity plus infinity is still infinity, right?)

    1. Re:Hmm by t0ny · · Score: 1
      Duke Nukem: The Movie

      Status: Missing-In-Action

      Cast: None

      Director: None

      Writer: None

      The Scoop: This long-rumored project is well past its prime. However, Threshold Entertainment still has the movie rights to Duke Nukem. They've even got an official website for the seemingly stalled flick, but nothing has been posted on it in ages. The studio had hooked up with Dimension Films and was planning, as of late 2001, to turn the property into a PG-13 film set in outer space.

      So its slowed down, was due out long ago, and has changed directions. Once it is released, it will be long overdue, over budget, and probably very bad.

      The movie could very well be in the same situation.

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  13. DoA by joFFeman · · Score: 1, Interesting

    there's already a movie called 'dead or alive' in japan, and while it's not related to the game franchise [which i am honestly unfamiliar with other than having seen a screenshot or two], it's a wonderful film. it features the best hooker-in-a-kiddie-pool murder i've ever seen. it's spawned a couple sequels already, and it's only 2 years old. given the crappiness of videogame-based movies [save for a some anime], it's a safer bet. did i mention the kiddie pool is full of fecal matter?

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    1. Re:DoA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that great, Takashi Miike made some better films, such as 'Ichi the Killer', it has much more senseless violence, hence, it's much more fun.

    2. Re:DoA by joFFeman · · Score: 1

      haven't seen ichi yet, but i actually bought a legitimate copy of odishon, and i got off on it. still, DoA is notable for the amount of zany shit that is pulled off in the course of the carnage. the scene with the dog comes to mind. classy stuff. is ichi more 'comically' weird, like DoA, or more 'freaky' weird, like odishon?

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    3. Re:DoA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ichi is more of a "holy shit i'm gonna throw up" wierd.

  14. Quick... by jmoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...Name any movie based on a video game that didn't totaly suck.

    Hmm...yeah that is what I thought.

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    1. Re:Quick... by joFFeman · · Score: 1

      i liked resident evil, but i must admit, it totally sucked. zombies can make any movie watchable, in my opinion.

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    2. Re:Quick... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1, Funny

      I heard that Gladiator was based on Pac-Man.

    3. Re:Quick... by SnuSnu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and Ms Pac-Man was made into a porno. After all, she does go around gobbling up loads of balls.

    4. Re:Quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all we need now is a doa xbeach volleyball porno now ... not far from the game :)

    5. Re:Quick... by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      The first Mortal Kombat wasn't bad.

      Wasn't great, but a fun flick nonetheless.

    6. Re:Quick... by m_dob · · Score: 1

      Star wars Episode I? I know... not based on a videogame. But so much of it seemed like an extended plug for lucasarts tie-ins.

  15. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh please, The Wizard was just one big Nintendo ad....

  16. game of the year by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

    What about Unreal Tournament? With insta-gib scene ummmm...I'd love it!

    1. Re:game of the year by mao+che+minh · · Score: 3, Funny
      I hope that the actors in any film inspired by the Unreal Tournament series of video games would accurately portray it's players and their odd, unique language, such as:

      "LOL fkcu U awp fag"

      or

      "OMFG camping fag!"

      "ff on?"

      and the line that I heard during a session of UT2003 just last night:

      "j00 fucking wALL hakc lamer!"

      The "Unreal Experience" immerses you in an amazing epoch of stunning dialect and culture that any movie rendition has to stay loyal to if it wishes to be successful.

  17. anacronox movie by newsdee · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's already out already out and it's free.

    Okay there's no Angelina Jolie and I have no idea if the plot is good, but at least it is faithful to the original game. :-)

    1. Re:anacronox movie by Wiwi+Jumbo · · Score: 1

      I always wondered why people didn't do this with Half-Life? I would love to just sit down and watch the game play out just the way it is... you wouldn't have to add much to it. :-)

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    2. Re:anacronox movie by mink · · Score: 1

      Hi-res DVD coming soon.

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  18. Eternal Darkness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite an excellent game, and it could be turned into an awsome movie, tho there would be some difficulties.

  19. Nice, but women rock... by Justen · · Score: 4, Informative

    Simply because the Tomb Raider franchise was so successful in theatres doesn't mean that the film and game industries should start making babies.

    There are many, many things specific to Tomb Raider that helped build its success as a movie. Primarily, there is a popular need for additional female-driven action movies.

    Jinx, played by Halle Berry, from the James Bond series is a good example of things to come. She's also looking at Catwoman. Ashley Judd in upcoming The Blackout Murders and, of course, there's always Charlie's Angels.

    Anyway, it isn't affirmative action for the sake of affirmative action... It's a need...

    Good luck to these movies, though.

    justen

    1. Re:Nice, but women rock... by bitrott · · Score: 1

      If that catwoman film ever gets made it's going to suck so badly that WOMEN will start watching Arnie flicks in protest. The movie isn't even set in Gotham, has little/nothing to do with Selina Kyle, is centered around the small town happenings of some nobody disenfranchised white trash, and WORSE, has no BATMAN in it.

    2. Re:Nice, but women rock... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      That's about the only excuse for Tomb Raider having any success in the theatres at all, IMO. It could have been a great flick, but it committed the cardinal sin for any action movie: it was boring. I'm not sure how Angelina Jolie in a skimpy costume kicking ass managed to be boring, but there it is ...

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    3. Re:Nice, but women rock... by secolactico · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, but can it be worse than "Birds of Prey"?. Three (count 'em, three!) hot women and it still sucks to high heaven.

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    4. Re:Nice, but women rock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many, many things specific to Tomb Raider that helped build its success as a movie.

      Actually, I think there are only two things that made Tomb Raider a successful movie, and they are both between Angelina Jolie's waist and neck.

      Hint--I'm not talking about her tattoos.

    5. Re:Nice, but women rock... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Kinda funny how Hollywood types, TV producers and comic book fans are always claiming that women need to be better represented in action roles, and by way of demonstration they point to what basically amount to shows/movies/comics about ridiculously big-tittied babes battling with samurai swords. "See? She's a strong-willed woman with intelligence as well as looks, and SHE gets to decide who she has hot, steamy animal sex in a bubble bath with -- NOT some macho male character!" Yeah, great precedent. Real earth-shattering, that one...

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    6. Re:Nice, but women rock... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      So boring that it made mega-bucks and has a huge fan base.

      The movie wasn't boring, it just wasn't your cup of tea. Unless you suscribe to the idea that you're the sum total and center of the universe, these two things aren't at all related.

      Max

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    7. Re:Nice, but women rock... by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, great precedent.
      My question is what exactly would you prefer instead? These are action roles we are talking about here - they don't show males in a particularly good light, either, often making them at least borderline psychotic. The whole action hero is pretty much by definition violent, oversexed (and oversexualized), callous, young, antisocial, aggressive. I think the better action films really critique or confront this image, but even they can't seem to do without it.

      I am not necessarily criticizing your statement. But your description just sounds exactly how male action heroes are portrayed, too. You don't see too many action films that refer to how small the male hero's penis is, do you? So what are you realistically suggesting? I suspect, probably wrongly, that you may be really just against the very agressive sexuality, though I think usually the ad campaigns emphasize it far more than the films do.

      For the record, I think even popcorn films like Charlie's Angels do a bang-up job of presenting good female action heroes. I don't think the sexuality is overpowering, the characters are intelligent and funny, they are all very adept at combat, etc., their sexual relationships run a nice gamut from slutty to stable to tentative, and they feel just as 'real' as good male action heroes do, like Tequila from Hard Boiled or Morpheus from the Matrix. It did feature the overused 'daddy issues', but they affected the males as well, so I will let it slide. I am not sure what more could be expected considering the genre.

      I thought Tomb Raider was a boring piece of garbage, BTW.

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    8. Re:Nice, but women rock... by mink · · Score: 1

      I figured everyone watches it to see Chris Barrie.

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  20. out of that list... by Trashman · · Score: 1

    I think metroid would make a decent movie. but I doubt any one but true fan of the game and is a writer/director would do it any justice. I had no desire to see Tomb raider. I caught it on cable and it only confirmed my initial impression that it sucked.

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    1. Re:out of that list... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      To make a Metroid movie, there would have to be more bounty hunters. It would probably end up looking like an Alien ripoff, really. It would also be kind of tough to convey the history of the game if it took place during or after the series. A skilled writer could pull it off.

      Also, it would be tough to find someone to play Samus well. Now, it's not like you would ever have to see her face until the end of the movie (and possibly the beginning), so really, most of it could be CG and motion capture pretty easily. No real actors, just voices mostly, a few face shots to make it look better, and some people in motion capture suits to keep the movement realistic.

      I just want to see a Metroid flying around. That would be so awesome!

    2. Re:out of that list... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Actually, although I would like to see Samus in a live action film, the plot sounds a tad to close to a cross breed of Alien and Aliens...(then again, so did the games...) In regards to Samas's face not being show due to her helmet, there could always be scenes in "safe areas" wherein she could/would find the need to remove it. (ex: Mortal Kombat: Anhiliation, Shao Kahn hardly ever wore the skull-helm the character was best known for; or Mario Brothers, neither were wearing their infamous plumber outfits until the very end. Okay, bad game-to-movie examples...) It would be damned cool to see her roll into the ball and use the super-jump though.

      Also, I think I'm the only one that was disappointed when the plans for a Twisted Metal film were scrapped a few years ago.

    3. Re:out of that list... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, they could do that. I was just pointing out that most of the character could be done using CG. With digital characters, almost nothing is impossible. The transition to the morphing ball would be a little odd, but other than that, there is very little about the game that couldn't be caried directly to the screen.

      I really can't imagine Samus for an extended period without her helmet. That would just look weird. Now, scenes from inside the helmet would be cool.

    4. Re:out of that list... by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 1

      Now, it's not like you would ever have to see her face until the end of the movie

      Right, like an actress in the leading role IS GOING TO WEAR A HELMET THROUGH THE ENTIRE FILM.

      "Yes, let's pay twenty million dollars to cast Julia Roberts as this 'Samus' person, and the great part is you won't even know it's her because she's wearing bulky body armor and a helmet at all times!"

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    5. Re:out of that list... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Which is why you DON'T cast some famous actress in that role. The film that I'm explaining could be done entirely by Pixar or some other digital animation studio.

      In fact, it could probably be done by an independant film maker as long as he had access to 3D modeling and rendering software.

    6. Re:out of that list... by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      >I just want to see a Metroid flying around. That
      would be so awesome!

      Then watch the next Jacques Cousteau special on PBS. Metroids look just like jellyfish. And taste like them too.

      Actually, I could see them getting pretty good effects by filming real jellyfish and putting them in, than trying to kill the plasticky sheen of CGI metroids.

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    7. Re:out of that list... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      What's this about plasticy CGI? I do 3D modeling and I must say, it's incredibly simple to get something to look organic. In fact, it's harder to get something to look plasticy than it is to make it matte.

      I tend to spend almost an hour per texture getting them just right. Earlier this month, I was trying to make a white plastic similar to what Apple uses for the G4 iMac (matte exterior, but still slightly translucent with a white interior). It took upwards of an hour and a half to get the reflectivity right. Now, matte or metalic is simple, and now that I've done that plastic, I could do something similar in much less time.

      Anyway, my point is that CG textures can be just about anything we want them to be. Just look at the phantoms in Final Fantasy. Just make it white as opposed to red and turn up the transparancy and reflectivity a bit. Viola, you have a metroid's skin.

      Now, metroids might have more of a shell than a jelly-like skin. You never really see them flex their skin in the game, so lets asusme that it's more like a clear shell. So, simply don't tell it to flex. Instead of smoothly binding it to the skeleton, do a rigid bind to the root joint. That would keep it stationary relative to the main body of the metroid and rigid.

      Easy as 3.14159265358...

    8. Re:out of that list... by JimPooley · · Score: 1

      Actually, I could see them getting pretty good effects by filming real jellyfish and putting them in...

      Have you EVER tried to DIRECT JELLYFISH?!

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    9. Re:out of that list... by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      > What's this about plasticy CGI? I do 3D modeling >and I must say, it's incredibly simple to get >something to look organic. In fact, it's harder to >get something to look plasticy than it is to make >it matte.

      Perhaps it's a function of older CGI tech, but a lot of older CGI does look a bit plasticky. I'd think though, still, for something fluid and full of life, using real living things, or at least motion capture on them, would help to avoid the difficulties of making plausible movements.

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  21. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

    Final Fantasy was pretty cool. The story was pretty dumb, but the movie was visually stunning. If they actually wrote a good story and used that quality of CGI, then I, for one, would love it.

    When I say a good story, I mean FF6 quality. It was long, not too confusing, and it was just cool overall.

    They still need to get facial expressions, but after seeing Gollum, I think that some studios, at least, have that down.

  22. Video Games Movie list by newsdee · · Score: 5, Informative

    I knew my list of video games movies (live action, no animation) would be useful one day.

    If you see anything missing please reply so I can add it :-)

    "DIRECT CONVERSIONS":

    Super Mario Bros.
    Street Fighter
    Mortal Kombat
    Mortal Kombat Annihilation
    Dungeons & Dragons (ok, it's a table RPG, but still...)
    Wing Commander
    Resident Evil
    Tomb Raider
    Final Fantasy
    Double Dragon
    Clue (table game, see D&D)
    Last Bronx

    (MISTAKENLY THOUGHT AS CONVERSIONS)
    Parasite Eve (not really, book and movie released first)

    "INSPIRED FROM VIDEOGAMES":

    The 13th Floor
    Avalon
    Cloak and Dagger
    eXistenZ
    Joysticks
    The Last Starfighter
    Matrix
    Mazes and Monsters
    Nightmares - Bishop of Battle sequence
    Strange Days
    Tron
    War Games
    The Wizard
    (Code Hunter?)

    1. Re:Video Games Movie list by TheKey · · Score: 1

      Final Fantasy wasn't that bad.. and, uhm.. Clue was kind of good. So there's .. hope?

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    2. Re:Video Games Movie list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What video game inspired "Strange Days"?

    3. Re:Video Games Movie list by Sancho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The 13th Floor was actually inspired by Simulacron-3 by Daniel Galouye. Published 1964. Probably predates whatever game/games you were thinking of.

    4. Re:Video Games Movie list by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Sadly, of all the games you listed in the "Direct Conversions" list only one was any good. And that was Clue, which was really good. As for the rest of it, most of them I had managed to block out of my reality, now I have to go back to therapy, thank you so much.
      On a seriuos note, I think part of the problem with the video-game to movie conversion, is that the movie studios don't have a clue about their target audience for these sorts of things. Its almost as if they assume that the name and genere are all the people who watch it want, and to hell with the rest of it. Moreover, some of the complex subtilties that get portraied in a game get cut from the big screen as too boring or too long. Same tends to happen in book to movie conversions, but to a lesser degree.
      I think the quality of these things might start getting better, when they start actually targeting the late-teenage/young-adult geek, instead of either children and/or the general populous.

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    5. Re:Video Games Movie list by LordofEntropy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Clue was a phenomenal comedy with great dialogue and flawless timing. Such a great cast: Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Eileen Brennan, Tim Curry, Leslie Ann Warren, Michael McKean, Martin Mull, Colleen Camp, and Howard Hessman. Jane Wiedlin even makes an appearance as a singing telegram, one of a couple cameos in the movie.

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    6. Re:Video Games Movie list by cei · · Score: 1

      How about...
      Arcade
      Brainscan
      Brainstorm
      Jumanji
      Lawnmower Man
      Virtuosity

      They probably fall into your meta category...

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    7. Re:Video Games Movie list by mib · · Score: 1

      my list of video games movies (live action, no animation)
      ...
      Final Fantasy

      Final Fantasy is live action? I think you've been staring at the screen a little too long! :)

      Also, see:

      - mib

    8. Re:Video Games Movie list by newsdee · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I didn't know/seen the others but I don't see how I could forget Lawnmower Man. :-)

      It's added. :-) One day I'll have to start hunting to build the DVD collection :-)

    9. Re:Video Games Movie list by BandoMcHando · · Score: 1
      Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever
      (based on a GB/GBA game?)

      Stars Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, but, apparently crap.

    10. Re:Video Games Movie list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the mighty IMDb, titles with the keyword based-on-video-game and based-on-game.

  23. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by MmmmAqua · · Score: 1

    Two words: Resident Evil.

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  24. ACK! I'm BLIND! by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

    Slightly offtopic, but did anyone else here have a hard time reading black and/or white text on a background that consists of a fairly high bandwidth white-dark-white gradient?

    --Joe
  25. Warning to Baptists and anti-Bono activists by yerricde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is Disney's second crack at adapting Lewis Carroll's Alice books to the big screen. The film adaptation of American McGee's Alice (in turn a video game adaption of Carroll's books) will be produced by Dimension Films, a subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company.

    If you're boycotting Disney, such as if you're a Southern Baptist or you just disapprove of Disney-sponsored copyright legislation, don't see Alice.

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    1. Re:Warning to Baptists and anti-Bono activists by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm ... and on the other hand, I bet the movie will just suck all on its own, so your points would be rendered moot. :)

  26. human life is a video game movie :) by l29sjdh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As seen at matrix4 dot net

    You will see that our very existance is based on a video game.

  27. What's the worst game to Silver Screen X-over? by wing03 · · Score: 1

    Since we're talking about it, why not run a poll?

    IMHO, this award has to go to Wing Commander.

    What in the world was Chris Roberts thinking of when he merely took the names of elements from the game and paired them up with visuals and characters that were nothing like the game was?

    The only thing he kept consistent was the Wing Commander space physics... which was most painfully aparent when a tractor pushed a crashed fighter off the landing deck and it just fell down away from the edge... in space!

    He really should have just taken all the clips from the games, wrote a story around it, filmed more scenes and released it as such.

    1. Re:What's the worst game to Silver Screen X-over? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No movie with Saffron Burrows can suck. It can be absolutely rock-bottom balls-awful, but it can't totally suck.

      See "Loss of Sexual Innocence, The."

    2. Re:What's the worst game to Silver Screen X-over? by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      Can I get an amen!?

      It's really sad when the video games had more plot in them than the movie they inspired. Of course, the end mission in Wing Commander was pretty damn cliche. I mean, c'mon, a character played by Mark Hamill flying a spacecraft through a narrow trench in order to deliver a bomb that needs to be dropped right on target? Furrfu!

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    3. Re:What's the worst game to Silver Screen X-over? by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      to clarify, said game mission was the end mission in Wing Commander 3.

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  28. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Jack+Va1enti · · Score: 0

    The movies did not suck! It was the thieving pirates that made the sales figures so low, I tell you!

  29. So what's the difference? by NetDanzr · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Spy Hunter. Max Payne. Hitman. Grand Theft Auto. The Getaway. Driver.

    I see no difference between these games and gangster movies since the silend black-and-white movie. Hell, I could name movies with Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood that would fit any of these games. All the producers have to do is to re-release these old movies, slap a new name on them and they are done.

    Did anybody consider that games are influenced by movies, and thus making a movie based on a game that was inspired by a movie is a little redundant?

    1. Re:So what's the difference? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      "A Man Apart" is Max Payne, almost.

      As for Spy Hunter ... it's not truly Spy Hunter unless it has the Peter Gunn Theme.

      But that doesn't make Peter Gunn the Spy Hunter.

    2. Re:So what's the difference? by efflux · · Score: 1

      Ever think that art is based on life, and to then base your life or otherwise derive anything from art is redundant?

      What you have described is a feedback loop. Not a redundancy.

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    3. Re:So what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about for a Gran Theft Auto movie you have Ron Howard star in it? IMDB link here.

      (movie was out in 1977, first GTA game (at least in IMDB) was out 1998)

    4. Re:So what's the difference? by cavetroll · · Score: 1
      Did anybody consider that games are influenced by movies, and thus making a movie based on a game that was inspired by a movie is a little redundant?
      In the case of Driver it *was* a film, the 'original' game (can't comment on the sequals) was to a large extent ripped from the 1970's film 'the driver' http://us.imdb.com/Details?0077474 most noticably the test in the car park although other things seem to be heavily insrired by it and other maps ripped from bullit. However the plot in the game is massively watered down compared to the film, you play a good guy undercover cop, Ryan O'Neil plays a getaway driver not a good guy. Seems to me they want to do a remake but not play the owners of the original film.
    5. Re:So what's the difference? by mib · · Score: 1

      Woah... I think you're on to something here. Massive media conglomerates re-use old ideas to sucker public! Film at 11! Revolutionary!

      In other news: blantant sarcasm, self-reference, and precluding criticism by disparaging your own crappy comments also considered passe.

    6. Re:So what's the difference? by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      not redundant... a dangerous feedback loop!

      run... the movie is going to electrocute your mind.

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    7. Re:So what's the difference? by Kragg · · Score: 1

      Ceci n'est pas un good point

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    8. Re:So what's the difference? by efflux · · Score: 1

      uh huh. yeah. Care to back that up? without Frenglish?

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    9. Re:So what's the difference? by Kragg · · Score: 1

      It seems like 90% of my comments these days include the phrase 'Bloody Americans'.

      It's not Frenglish. It's French. And it's not an insult, it's backing you up. I assumed you knew *something* about art given the comment you posted, but I guess not.

      Art. By Magritte. He's a painter you know.

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    10. Re:So what's the difference? by Kragg · · Score: 1

      Oh. Sorry, it is Frenglish. Um... never mind. Sorry I was in a bad mood.

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    11. Re:So what's the difference? by efflux · · Score: 1

      it's not an insult, it's backing you up. I assumed you knew *something* about art given the comment you posted, but I guess not.

      First, I really didn't see the reference to Magritte. I just read: "this is not a good point" as a reply to my comment. I see now that you were pointing out the representation vs. reality dichotomy...and at the same had applied a feedback loop (by imitating art...which knowingly imitated life, while at the same time pointing out that the imitation is not the original, and has in fact become something different)... yada yada yada.

      At any rate, you must admit... this was somewhat obscure. I didn't expect it, honestly.

      Second, if I knew better french I might know if "ceci" could refer to my post. I figured you didn't know it well (since "good point" was "good point" and not "bon raisonnement"...or something like that (not really sure if this is right...).

      Next, I wish to address:It seems like 90% of my comments these days include the phrase 'Bloody Americans'.

      I understand it's en vogue to attack Americans as they certainly are wholly ignorant and reactionary... or something like that... but I don't see how my reaction: 1) is representative of American mentality (as opposed to human mentality) and 2)was not completely substansiated by the context in which you posted.

      I wonder if I should say things like "pretensious brits" whenever someone British assumes I know nothing because I didn't immediately follow something they said? (I'm assuming you're British based off of your use of "Bloody".)

      Finally, I wouldn't go around serving up Magritte as a posterboy for art. It makes you look cheap.

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    12. Re:So what's the difference? by Kragg · · Score: 1

      You mean pretentious ;)

      Anyway, sorry. Generalisations are the best way of dealing with large groups, but they fall down with individuals. By and large Americans are self-obsessed (creating what would be a micro-culture if it wasn't so pervasive), and are ignorant. Your original comment made me think you weren't... then your response to my post made me think you were again... but I guess I was wrong.

      Aaanyway, I thought the Magritte response was pretty appropriate given that he was one of the original questioners of the mass opinion of art's uselessness, and strove to have it recognised as a view onto reality that expressed things that couldn't be expressed nearly as succinctly or powerfully through other means.

      It was obscure, yeah. I give you that.

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    13. Re:So what's the difference? by efflux · · Score: 1

      You mean pretentious. Yes, of course. I have no idea were that spelling came from. *bows head in shame*

      It's too ironic, really.

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  30. Dead or Alive? Plot?! by pheph · · Score: 0, Troll

    The plot to DOA (2 and 3 anyway) was AWFUL! I mean, wtf was happening? In SF2 where characters just talked smack, it was a good overview of the fight and gave you satisfaction by seeing the opponent all bloodied up... But in DOA, there were cutscenes with phrases like 'Aren't you... my Brother?'...

    Oh yea, the game sucked too... :-D

    1. Re:Dead or Alive? Plot?! by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      There's a plot to DOA? (well, yeah, there is - but it's mostly stuff you'd read in the game manual and elsewhere.)

      I don't know anyone who plays DOA (or any fighter, for that matter) for its story...

      Still, I have to wonder about the DOA movie. The website said they're going for PG-13, while every DOA game released has gotten an M for sexual content.

      Are we talking about the same game here? I'd think a DOA movie would be rated R - especially if they got ILM to do the mammary effects with CG. (and they'll have to - no living woman moves like that.)

  31. Red vs. Blue by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

    What about movies told through video games? Like Bloodgulch?

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  32. CLOAK AND DAGGER by Oriumpor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    last not crummy video game movie... not exactly based ON a video game, but around it.

    ok ... maybe not so good... but look what they had to compete with D.A.R.Y.L.

    1. Re:CLOAK AND DAGGER by unicron · · Score: 1

      DARYL was the shit!

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      Jack Flak always escapes!

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  33. Forgetting Starship Troopers by dethl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That obviously had to be inspired from Starcraft.

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    1. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by Nept · · Score: 1

      That obviously had to be inspired from Starcraft

      Nope. Try this instead.

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    2. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by efflux · · Score: 1

      I feel I should mention that Heinlein kicks ass, whereas the movie sucked it...

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    3. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      sucked it dry? Exposed that childish militaristic wet dream for the joke that it is?

      I can't watch Fox News without hearing "Would you like to know more?" between every pause. That movie is brilliant.

    4. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Ummm. No. Starcraft was obviously inspired by the descriptions of the aliens in Starship Troopers. Come to think of it, quite a few of the Terrans and the Zerg come from that book.

      The Overlords are the rough equivilants of Brain Bugs, Marines are the guys in power suits, etc.

      However, for the most part, the Protos were new.

    5. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except the film of starship troopers was enspired by the book of the same name written by heinlein in 1959, which is SOMEWHAT before the release date of starcraft.

      and once again, the book was better

      iggy (i think im gonna have to register)

    6. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

      However, for the most part, the Protos were new.

      Was the Skinnies part of the original book?

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    7. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they weren't much like the Protos. IIRC, they were more like people born in space in every other Sci-Fi book. Tall, thin, agile, but not too physicaly strong.

      Perhaps I should read the book again.

    8. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by iggy2k · · Score: 1

      the cartoon series got the skinnies more or less right, but neither the cartoon or the film got the powered suits right. think more space marines outta warhammer 40k and your going along the right lines. oddly enough, guess what enspired them too :D

      i think ill go read the book again as well. i need my daily dose of communism

    9. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Really, the power suits from Starship Troopers were more like the Terminators from Warhammer 40k.

      I love that character Chief Librarian Mephiston, Lord Of Death. "Your book is a day late! The late fee: YOUR SOUL!!!" I mean, seriously, what kind of childhood did the makers of that game have?

    10. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by iggy2k · · Score: 1

      LOL

    11. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Aye, very few people went to see the movie of SST with the right frame of reference, and therefore hated it. It was a wonderful satire of propeganda, as well as a wonderful satire of the entire concept of 'pro military rah rah rah' media.

      The book was wonderful, but mainly for it's understated narrative style, and for how well it portrays the subtle brainwashing of poor Johnny.

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    12. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by efflux · · Score: 1

      The movie was horribly executed. It had wonderful material to work with, and it didn't seem to know what to do with it. The movie didn't seem to know where to take itself seriously, and where to not. Nearly all of the social, economic, and political philosophy that is expounded upon so well in the book was conspicuously missing. It concentrated too much on special effects...

      here's a quote from http://www.newsreview.com/issues/sacto/2001-09-27/ arts.asp : I happen to agree with it... "Four years ago, Starship Troopers, directed by the wildly uneven Paul Verhoeven, was released. The futuristic film was based loosely on Robert Heinlein's 1959 science-fiction novel. Heinlein fans hated the movie, because Verhoeven took considerable liberties--turning the novelist's meditation on personal responsibility and survival into what looked like a teen drama adapted by Aaron Spelling for the Fox network, working from old Archie comics and Ayn Rand. " [stress is mine]

      The movie was an utter piece of trash. Almost as bad as the semi-recent adaptations of _Eugene Onegin_ or _Count of Monte Cristo_.

      I know this seems trite... isn't it common that a movie version is always worse than the book? Well, yes... but usually the movie captures at least something of what the book was trying to say... (for example, look at Kubrick's Lolita). _Starship Troopers_ OTOH was complete trash. It was caught somewhere in between a genuine sci-fi jingoistic action flick with awful acting--and a movie which occassionally made fun of itself, hinting that this was all a joke. Unfortunately, we didn't get to see any of the director's (or Heinlein's for that matter) actual ideas on the matter. It's easy enough to say that unabashed jingoism isn't a good thing (tm). I don't need some fucking movie to point that out. Hell, it accomplished that in the first five minutes. Why then, would anyone keep watching?

      I guess what I'm saying is, even with a "good message", it had zero depth.

      There is not a single thing brilliant about that movie.

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    13. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Heheh, your mistake is believing that what you put in bold wasn't completely intentional. It is exactly the movie Verhoeven wanted it to be.

      Die, Bugs, I mean, Dixie Chicks, die!

    14. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers by efflux · · Score: 1

      even if it was deliberate, it doesn't mean it was *deliberated*.

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  34. Quality? by shibbydude · · Score: 1

    Did anyone except me like the Final Fantasy movie that came out a while ago? I think these movies could be something like that. If one goes to rent a game based on a movie, expectations are lowered (except maybe the Bond games), but a movie based on a game! No one expects these to be blockbusters, but come on!

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    1. Re:Quality? by dalamcd · · Score: 1
      Speaking of Final Fantasy, did anyone watching that notice the characters Biggs and Wedge anywhere? They've been in every US release of the Final Fantasy games since FF2. I had my eyes peeled during the movie and didn't see them, but I figure they've got to be on a name-tag or something...

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  35. Disaster by EpsCylonB · · Score: 0, Troll

    The rumour I heard was that Emimnem has been lined up to play JC Denton.

    They are going to ruin one of my favourite coputer games, I just know it.

    Actually DX is probably one of my most favourite media experiences ever. Even the most absorbing films can't reach the kind of immersiveness that DX managed.

    1. Re:Disaster by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Troll ?!?

      I read it in the uk edition of PC Gamer a couple of months back.

  36. 2 more by Dimension by yerricde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After I posted the parent comment, I discovered two more games to which Disney owns the film rights: Alone in the Dark (Dimension) and Backwater (Dimension).

    And is this a coincidence or not? "A screenwriting team has been hired and Milla Jovovich has been talking herself up for the lead [in Alice]." ... "Whether you loved or hated the first one, a Resident Evil sequel is on the way. Milla Jovovich will be reprising her role as Alice." Are there other screen actors or actresses who have portrayed several different characters with the same given name?

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    1. Re:2 more by Dimension by dalamcd · · Score: 1
      Jeff Daniels was Harry in Speed and in Dumb and Dumber. I thought he was Harry in a couple others as well, but imdb.com says otherwise...

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  37. Where's Pong?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, would like to see that great arcade classic made into a movie. Starring Vin Diesel as the little ball, although he'd probably kill that role too.

    1. Re:Where's Pong?!?! by Infinite+Monkeys · · Score: 1
  38. Now this is funny by Wordsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    Duke Nukem: The Movie
    Status: Missing-In-Action
    Cast: None
    Director: None
    Writer: None
    The Scoop: This long-rumored project is well past its prime.

    1. Re:Now this is funny by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      They're just trying to get the release date of the movie to coincide with the release date of Duke Nukem: Forever, a.k.a. a few days after the universe implodes.

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    2. Re:Now this is funny by JimPooley · · Score: 2, Informative

      There'll never be a Duke Nukem movie for the simple reason that so many of Duke's lines are lifted from the Evil Dead movies that Sam Raimi would sue. John Carpenter might join in.

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  39. "Development" is a bit strong... by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

    some of these "movies" lack a director, cast or writer. Most have one out of three.

    Still being pimped would be a more accurate term...

    1. Re:"Development" is a bit strong... by Annatar2 · · Score: 1

      Most of these films have just been 'optioned' which means that someone (usually a big movie studio) has forked over a few hundred thousand to a couple of million to the copywrite holder and said, 'Hey, we want to make a movie out of your game. For the next x amount of years we get that right'. It never guarntees that the movie will come out, but it shows a studio is interested, or is at least interested enough to buy up the rights so that it won't compete with another movie they may be releasing or so another studio won't be able to.

      P.S. Mechwarrior was a board game long before it was a video game (Battletech, and Battledroids before that). Its also had its own cartoon series (http://www.pazsaz.com/battleth.html)

    2. Re:"Development" is a bit strong... by reverseengineer · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of an old Penny Arcade: "There are absolutely no details at this time! I'm so excited!"

      On another note, I'd love to see potential scripts for some of these flicks, particularly ones where the main character in the video game has no speaking part, or where little to no concrete plot exists. Actress: "What's my character's motivation?" Director: You're on this secret island, and you have to fight all of these guys in a mysterious tournament by using very sexy martial arts skills. And you're wearing nothing but this piece of dental floss." Or better yet, Actor: "What's my motivation?" Director: "You have this hunger, this insatiable hunger, for these dots, you see...."

      I would also like to see an accounting of all of the drugs, illegal, prescription, and OTC, that will be used by the team planning on turning friggin' Pac-Man into a "live-action fantasy adventure."

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  40. Postal 2 by simetra · · Score: 1

    This is a good game, but they'd probably give it an X rating.

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  41. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by efflux · · Score: 0, Troll

    Two words: Resident Evil.

    Largely due to Milla Jovovich. *Especially* bare Milla Jovovich skin.

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  42. Marathon... by rmarquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    would make an excellent film. Anyone concur?

    1. Re:Marathon... by extra+the+woos · · Score: 1

      /agree..however it probably has *too much* plot for a movie.... it would make a better book

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    2. Re:Marathon... by Decimal+Dave · · Score: 1

      People toss this around from time to time on the Marathon's story forums. I think the consensus is that basing a movie directly on the game would be a little crazy. One person mentioned specifically that it would feel a bit like "2001: A Space Odessy meets Judge Dredd".

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    3. Re:Marathon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, definitely. Better than a Half-Life film, at any rate*. Too bad it's Mac only, so nobody here's even heard of it, let alone played it...

      *Sorry, while Half-Life was a great game, I personally don't think the story was as earth-shatteringly amazing as everyone says. IMHO it was only amazing because it was the first PC shooter to have any hint of a story. If it was a movie, I think it'd be more of a horror movie than an action or sci-fi one (I don't like horror movies, which is probably part of the reason I didn't think HL's story was that great).
      I'm gonna get so flamed for that....

    4. Re:Marathon... by rob+colonna · · Score: 1

      And a little bit of some other movies too, probably, given the ambiguity of the main character's origins, the hordes of aliens, etc. i'd totally love to see a movie based on Marathon. They'd have to get a really good voice for Durandal, though (it'd have to be a voice, since text screens, so effective in the game, probably wouldn't do much for the average moviegoer). Maybe since Bungie now has a big huge sugar daddy, they can push for a Marathon movie, so as to sell a new X-box version of Marathon, and thereby advance their goals of world domination...

    5. Re:Marathon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Halo would rock as a movie.

    6. Re:Marathon... by rmarquis · · Score: 1
      You probably already know this, but if you've still got your Marathon II or Infinity discs, and a little bit of patience, you can now play Marathon (II and up) using AlephOne; see bungie's AlephOne website or search out there for AlephOne SDL if you're interested in playing with it...

      They've even got network play using TCP/IP working, and OpenGL is supported too.

      There's also an add-on you can get that's a re-do of the M1 levels, and they're fixing up the engine to play those levels natively as well.

  43. PG-13 Doom by SnuSnu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Funny, yet utterly retarded.

    1. Re:PG-13 Doom by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      What about PG-13 DOA?

      Maybe when they release the movie on DVD, you can go to the options screen and change the "age" setting which would affect the movie the same way it did in the games ;)

  44. Why not make text based games - pre 90's? by l29sjdh · · Score: 1


    remember Eamon master for the Apple IIe?
    Keep it real like: www.matrix4.net

  45. Live-Action Pac-Man Movie by antdude · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's true. Read here.

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  46. Deus Ex....it was only a matter of time! by ciphertext · · Score: 1

    The game was awesome. The storyline was intriguing and we know that the "conspiracy theory" movies work very well. I would love to see this project come to fruition.

    I would like to know the source of the rumors for Emminem being the "star" of the show. I have a hard time seeing him as an "action" hero type. I would like to see maybe a Choy Yun Phat, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, or Jason Statham type as the character for JC. I think that they already have the required aire about them to be in the lead role.

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  47. the best game to film conversion ever by Oldskooldave · · Score: 1

    Please tell me their gonna make a film of PONG! i can imagine the trailer now. A power struggle between two collosal forces this world has never seen before .........*cue cheesy fade in/out effects* ......... Staring Chuck Norris... Arnold schwartzanegger ..... PONG

    1. Re:the best game to film conversion ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I gotta admit I LIKED the Pong-inspired sequence in TRON !

      The worst thing about TRON was the movie score. When I saw the movie in the theater, the music made me nauseated (literally) and even now, watching it on the VCR at home, the synthesized score sounds hopelessly outdated and cheesy. They should've stuck with ALL accoustic, which the composer was clearly capable of writing (such as at the very end). I think that is what killed the film's hope of box office success. That and the phrase "Gold Leader" (and "Red Leader") during the lightcycle sequence, which sounded too derivative of Star Wars. I thought all of the actors did a great job, though, and the whole "look" of the film has held up remarkably well. It is a beautiful film to look at.

      Yes, I realize that nobody is going to read this comment anyways....

  48. Did you see the Mummy 2? by kcbaltz · · Score: 1

    I almost choked when I read this quote:

    "The Rock is one of the most charismatic actors on Earth and Spy-Hunter will greatly benefit from his very human presence at the core of this mammoth adventure."

    The CG scorpion was more human than him in The Mummy 2.

    1. Re:Did you see the Mummy 2? by bobertlo · · Score: 1

      didnt he have like 3 lines in that movie?
      and what about his other movie?

      i dont think hes that good but he isnt terrible

  49. What about The Longest Journey? by TaraByte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That game had an excellent plot, and would make a great movie IMO. It could star Claire Danes or Anna Paquin.

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    1. Re:What about The Longest Journey? by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, it had a killer soundtrack too.

      Thank god they've decided to bless Longest Journey 2.

  50. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Double Dragon - sucked (except for Alyssa Milano's cute tukkus).

    And you must be a youngin' if you think "The Wizard" was good. *SHUDDER*

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  51. What about... by TaraByte · · Score: 1

    Sam and Max Hit the Road? That would be pretty funny.

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    1. Re:What about... by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      that would be good.

      Actually so would Day of the Tenticle.

      Mostly the Sierra adventure would not have made good movies, even the ones that were good games... they borrowed too heavily from classic stories, imnsho. However, the exception would be Space Quest... especially the one that lampoons the computer game industry (IV? or III?). Ostensibly for ken williams' sake it was a parody of Lucas Arts... but, ahem... it about you Ken.

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  52. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

    I liked it enough to buy the DVD, but it ain't the Coolest. Movie. Ever.

    Maybe the best movie based on a video game (though Final Fantasy was as good too).

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  53. Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles by TheViewFromTheGround · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Tim Schaeffer LucasArts games could be made into very interesting movies. Day Of The Tentacle, Monkey Island, and a few others might be way too oddball for mass appeal, but Full Throttle and Grim Fandango might not be.

    What they have going for them is that the game worlds are superbly realized and the adventure game form is cinematic. There are RTS and turn-based strategy games with superbly realized game worlds, but the art form isn't as amenable to cinema.

    Can somebody make Grim Fandango into a movie? Can they use the Pixar CG team?

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    1. Re:Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Tim Schaeffer LucasArts games could be made into very interesting movies. Day Of The Tentacle, ...

      Doesn't Japan already have a shitload of those tentacle movies? Don't tell me you want a live-action version too?

      GMD

    2. Re:Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this. Grim Fandango was a bleedin' excellent movie as a game already.

      It would be very hard to fuckup the whole concept of a mexican mythology grim reaper working as a travel agent for dead people.

      Beautiful game damnit, just beautiful.

    3. Re:Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles by Elindor · · Score: 1

      I don't know about anyone else, but when I was watching the Pirates of the Carribean trailer I caught myself looking for a Giant Monkey Head...

    4. Re:Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles by TaraByte · · Score: 1

      I actually think that Sam & Max Hit the Road would make a really funny animated feature.

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    5. Re:Grim Fandango and other LucasArts titles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sam and Max had an animated series a few years ago. It got canceled if i'm not mistaking.

  54. Re:Inspiration by newsdee · · Score: 1

    What video game inspired "Strange Days"?

    It's not about a single videogame, but rather the idea behind it. Living somebody else's share of life in a first person perspective is very much like a videogame.

    It's a little borderline, yes.

  55. What about GTA or State of Emergency... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh wait, that was already a reality TV series aka: The LA Riots!

  56. Monkey Island The Movie by CausticWindow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Starring John Cusack as budding pirate Guybrush Threepwood,
    With Cameron Diaz as Elaine,
    Jack Nicholson as Le Chuck The Evil Pirate,
    Chevy Chase as Stan,
    Vincent Gallo as Herman Toothroot,
    and Leonardo DiCaprio as the monkey.

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    1. Re:Monkey Island The Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's some potential for a good comedy.

  57. Yep by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

    I think that movie was way under rated. People have too high of expectations. It wasn't the best movie in the world, but it was still pretty sweet.

    Maybe if it wasn't called Final Fantasy and wasn't based on the game more people would have liked it (lower expectations).

    The only thing I didn't care about it was that the acting was a bit dull.

    1. Re:Yep by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      I liked it too, and I think it's unfair to group it with other such VG-film attempts. How could you easily write a screenplay based on a series wherein none of the games linked to the other (save for spell names, chocobos and (my personal fav) moogles {=^.^=}. Mario was easy, just take any crappy plot and stick in Bowser. Final Fantasy couldn't do this unless the screenwriters chose *one* game from the series to translate. Although it would have been interesting to see the casting job for characters like Sephiroth or the effects used to create Red XIII/Nanaki, or to see a translation of FF8's story, but too many fans would have been disappointed to see a single game chosen and done poorly.

      The Spirits Within did make use of certain aspects from the most recent games in the FF family (Oval Packs=Mako energy) and the concept of the red spirit energy (the Phantom's Planet's) attempting to take over the blue spirit energy (the Earth's)at the end seemed similar to a part of the FF9 plot (the Blue Gaia being taken over by the Red Terra).

      In all, I enjoyed the movie because it was seperated from the series in means of overall story (w/o changing things) while having the same charm that FF fans love in the game.

  58. I liked Final Fantasy:TSW by Syncdata · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The first time I saw the Final Fantasy movie, I agree, it sucked. But I was trying to fit it into a Sci-Fi type theme.
    The second time I watched it, I realized that it's actually a Horror movie. Once I was able to approach it from the proper frame of referance, it's actually quite a good movie.
    And the voice talent is not for nothing either.
    Yes, it bombed. Yes it practically destroyed square. But as far as horror flicks go, it was actually quite good.

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    1. Re:I liked Final Fantasy:TSW by retro128 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hm, maybe the problem is that Square thought it was Sci-Fi, too.

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    2. Re:I liked Final Fantasy:TSW by aztektum · · Score: 1

      Has anyone gotten the sci-fi/horror thing to work right? Is 2001 considered to be? And I don't mean action flicks like Alien(s)345

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    3. Re:I liked Final Fantasy:TSW by mako · · Score: 1

      I don't know I think the options you removed are probably the most likely candidates. 2001 would definately not fall into this catagory, it is too contemplative. Maybe something like Species. Personally I found that a little boring though.

    4. Re:I liked Final Fantasy:TSW by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 1

      That depends on what your opinion of Event Horizon.

      Personally, I thought it was pretty good and especially in the cinema, where the volume was really cranked up high which seemed to add a lot to the film. Regardless of whether you thought it was good or not, it most assuredly crosses the Sci-Fi/Horror boundry.

      Goblin

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    5. Re:I liked Final Fantasy:TSW by mink · · Score: 1

      I found it to be nothing more then Hellraiser in space.
      I think Even one of the Hellraiser movies did a sci-fi take that toppped it (it's been a while since seeing any heckrazor so I could be mixing up something else.)
      I think the best Sci-Fi Horror was the critters series of films. Some were better/worse then others, but for 80's camp sci-fi horror it did well.

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  59. Some of those movies sucked... by Alkaiser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Almost as much as that article did. Wow, someone took like 10 minutes to compile stuff from Coming Attractions or Imdb. Yay Journalism!

    As far as the Tekken movie goes, they already made it...only, much like Soul Calibur, Sammo's never going to get the rights, make the movie anyway, and just rename it to something else...because in Hong Kong, "kinda legal" doesn't mean that you definitely get sued, unlike the fabulous US of A.

    (For the record, the Tekken movie was extremely bad. The only characters in it are Jack, Kazuya, Jun, Lei, and some other people that don't make sense. And the plot's totally different.)

    Half the stuff in that article is like, "Oh, someone said this would be a good game to make a movie about."

    Must be a slow week for IGN. Grasping at straws to have something to justify their jobs in the deathly silence that leads up to E3.

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  60. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, have you looked at a human being lately?

    Seriously, Gollum was an excellent cartoon character, but that's all. The animation-- which was basically rotoscoping in 3D-- was top-notch and the vocal performance was very good, but compared to a living, breathing human actor? Fuggedaboudit.

  61. FINALLY! MECHWARRIOR! by pvjr · · Score: 1

    I wondered how long it was going to take for that to happen. I wonder if they'll base it off the FASA world.

  62. it depends on your definition by newsdee · · Score: 1

    Actually whether a video game movie is good or not would depend on different criterias. Most people judge the movie on whether it stands on its own as a good movie (i.e. somebody who never heard about the game understands/likes it).

    However, to be fair we should rather see if the movie is faithful to the original game, because let's be honest, there are not many games with a solid storyline. :-)

    Under the second criteria, which is what I ask in a videogame movie, more of the list become "good". :-)

  63. Lmao... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1
    ya, theres no doubt that the game is filled with crazy cheesy one liners, but if you think about it, its a bit like memento in a way... The guy actually killed his wife himself, doesn't remember it, but figures it out through dream sequences, then goes and seeks revenge through impossible odds.

    Wait a second... isn't that the storyline behind all action type movies? Oh wait... Max Payne had the designer drug that made it "all good" */sarcasm*

    1. Re:Lmao... by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      Wait, I thought he didn't kill his wife in Max Payne? Or are you talking about Memento (where he did, probably - WEEEE for unreliable narrators!)? I am confused! You are right, though, they certainly are similar. Never thought about that. At least Memento had some good dialogue, though. :)

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  64. Dirty Dance Dance Revolution by chill182 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dirty Dance Dance Revolution

    A rich girl on vacation with her family finds herself in an arcade subjected to a new form of "dancing" that regular people don't understand. She falls in love with a guy that got good by playing the game on pads in his parents basement. She gets in a big fight with her family when they realize she is a geek.

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    1. Re:Dirty Dance Dance Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, and here I was imagining naked girls playing Dance Dance Revolution before I read the rest of your comment.

      Talk about disappointment :p

  65. Based on quality by joeflies · · Score: 1

    It seems like it's just as hard to make a good movie out of a video game story, as it is to make a good video game out of a movie's story.

  66. There's a good reason for such a lack of movies by scourfish · · Score: 1

    Super mario Brothers, Resident Evil, House of the Dead; these are all good reasons.

    1. Re:There's a good reason for such a lack of movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Resident Evil has a sequel.

  67. Will we never learn? by The+trees · · Score: 1

    Movies based on video games and video games based on movies almost always fail to live up to expectations. The notable exception is of course Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but that's probably because both game and movie are ultimately based on a comic book.

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    1. Re:Will we never learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like the Japanese did, especially after the ill-fated Final Fantasy disaster. They just do full length series instead of one shot hack called movies. That also include Final Fantasy Unlimited.

  68. More game movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    One game no director could screw up is Halo...O how sweet a halo movie would be.

    Also a metriod movie is in the works...here

    1. Re:More game movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeri Ryan as Samus Aran. Imagine it. It works. Really.

  69. PacMan is out of the closet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously he must be bi in order to be gobbling up as many balls as Ms PacMan ... and he's not man enough for her to go by Mrs.

  70. Blizzard Games by netblade83 · · Score: 1

    I would love to see a blizzard game made into a movie, be it Starcraft, warcraft, or Diablo... theyd all work really well... just as long as blizzard had complete control over it

  71. Machimina by lucasw · · Score: 1

    I first thought this was a story about movies made with video games- as seen on Machinima. Not only are there the independant efforts there, but reportedly the Unreal engine was used for 'animatic' storyboarding of Minority Report and maybe a couple of other movies. I can't find a link for that one, so I might have just made it up.

  72. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    it features the best hooker-in-a-kiddie-pool murder i've ever seen. .... did i mention the kiddie pool is full of fecal matter?

    You're a fucking pycho.

  73. Milla Jovovich in Alice... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 4, Funny

    A screenwriting team has been hired and Milla Jovovich has been talking herself up for the lead.

    Milla Jovovich as a hot Alice? In the stockings and the little black shoes? Maybe a tight little Bettie Page haircut?

    I pretty much see that as being as the best f'n idea I have heard all year. Whoever is behind that idea deserves an Oscar almost as much as the guy that was responsible for putting the pool scene in Wild Things.

    1. Re:Milla Jovovich in Alice... by azav · · Score: 1

      That would be my old roomie. And I wish him well.

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  74. Dude, it's been done... by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Haven't you ever seen Robot Jox. Yeah, yeah, it's not the Mech Warrior universe, but it's a bunch of big robots fighting each other. It also has my vote for one of the worst movies ever made. When I thought about it, I started laughing to myself imagining my brother constantly repeating one of the worst delivered lines of all time:

    We're Robot Jox! .... We're already dead!

    Please, see this movie if you haven't already. It's so bad, it's fun.

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    1. Re:Dude, it's been done... by I+am+Emmitt+Smith · · Score: 1

      I thought it was pretty good. Of course, I remember seeing it when I was still in elemetary school. I still think the idea of having a man-to-man fight to decide wars is an interesting one. I'm not sure if they came up with it for that movie or not, but that's where I first saw it.

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    2. Re:Dude, it's been done... by Tronster · · Score: 1

      Agreed, it was an awful movie...but so bad that I've had to rent it again since I first saw it. (I think that was 1989).

      After watching it with some friends, someone proclaimed: "We should all say 'Crash & Burn' instead of bye."
      Friend 1: Did this once.
      Friend 2: Did this for a week.
      Myself: Still doing it today. *ack*

    3. Re:Dude, it's been done... by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

      omg - i actually enjoyed that movie as a kid - then when I was a few years older rewatched it and laughed at how bad it was. It did at least bring up some points like geneticly engineered DNA and other issues we see in the news today

    4. Re:Dude, it's been done... by RoboOp · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a knock-off of this anime: Gundam G

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  75. Tetris, the movie by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...starring Ben Affleck as that long thin piece that never shows up when you need it! Studio insiders report that this is a particularly challenging role for Affleck and he is preparing by taking falling and rotating lessons.

    I heard Stephen Spielberg and Tom Hanks are working on a version of MineSweeper. Although they're having trouble signing Drew Barrymore. She thinks the mines are too violent and refuses to be part of the project unless Spielberg replaces them with Walkie-Talkies.

    Coming soon... John Travolta in Space Invaders! Pixar is using a rendering farm to realistically display the motions of each of the sixty alien ships as they approach the Earth and ravage its barricades with a murderous barrage of short vertical lines.

    1. Re:Tetris, the movie by Myrke · · Score: 1
      " ...starring Ben Affleck as that long thin piece that never shows up when you need it!"

      J.Lo can be the L piece. The Booty Piece should then be rigged to show up more often.

  76. Nazi genetics? by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

    Re: Return to Castle Wolfenstein

    The film, much like the game, will follow a highly decorated Army Ranger who is recruited into the Office of Secret Actions and tasked with escaping and then returning to Castle Wolfenstein in an attempt to thwart occult and genetic experiments being conducted there by Nazis.

    Um, isn't that a bit of an anachronism? Watson and Crick (and Franklin) didn't really figure out DNA until 1953.

    1. Re:Nazi genetics? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Nazis practiced Eugenics, not Genetics.

      In other words, people have known about bloodlines and selective breeding for thousands of years, but only understood the genetic underpinnings for the last few decades.

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  77. What? by InsaneCreator · · Score: 1

    No movie based on tetris?!?!?!?

  78. Movie about gamer culture by MilesBehind · · Score: 1

    Phah, any movie about current gamer culture would for sure be dealing with the negative aspects.

    Bet you there's gonna be a movie about kids shooting up the white house under influence of subliminal messages slipped into the latest counterstrike patch by the islamic fundamentalist terrorist group. Or a Julia Roberts flick where a single mother seeks justice after her overweight, socially outcast teenage son has a strong seizure following 35 straight hours of UT2003. Or, horror of horrors, Sean Penn as an everquest addict, trying to regain custody of his kid that was taken by his wife when she left in disgus with his habit, using other everquesters he knows online.


    And all that can't be worse than PG Doom or PacMan. What the fuck is live-action PacMan?!?!

  79. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Have you seen Gollum lately?

    I am a CG modeler. It's unbelievably simple to convince people that they're watching a human if they don't see the face. Our brains have portions dedicated to identifying faces. We can recognize that something is wrong with one in a split-second.

    Gollum was the single best CG character that I have ever seen. They did motion capture for his face, so even it moved correctly. The oly real problem that I saw was during one scene, the cloth he was grabbing didn't behave correctly. That's probably because Andy Serkis' fingers aren't as long as Gollum's.

    Stills from Final Fantasy were very good, but the video was less than perfect. Gollum's motion was wonderfuly fluid. He moved like a real creature instead of as some construct. I was mostly amazed by how good his facial expressions were. Those are very hard to do manually.

  80. Zork by Aidtopia · · Score: 1
    When's the Zork movie coming out? They've been talking about that since the 1980s. ;-)
    Innovations in form as well as content are possible. There are already CFS games that try to give the player a graphic view of his surroundings. ... On the other hand, the player's imagination probably has a more detailed picture of the Great Underground Empire than could ever be drawn. I can even recall discussions among the game's implementors over who should play the thief in the movie version. --P David Lebling, one of the co-creators of Zork
    Aid.
  81. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1
    The best video game made into a movie was never a video game, and it was called Run Lola Run. It had more of a sense of what makes video games unique and novel than any of the franchise movies. Also, unlike any of the spin-off movies, Run Lola Run didn't suck.

    Think about it: multiple lives, a rule-based universe, minigames in the movie (soccer, roulette, bike games). If you haven't seen Run Lola Run, do yourself a favor and grab it, and don't give any of these sad opportunistic clowns making franchise-flicks a penny of your money.

  82. Tetris: See the new shape of fear, Summer 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Penny Arcade did a comic about a Tetris movie.

  83. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Tomb Raider got good reviews, though I can't say that I saw it. Or who I am.

  84. Now they're turning games into movies en masse? by retro128 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What, did Hollywood run out of books to rape? You would think they would have learned from spiraling fireballs like Super Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Wing Commander, Resident Evil, etc.
    Now I see DOA the movie (I don't know about you guys, but if I want a movie full of hot chicks with no plot, well, that's what porn is for) and, god forbid, Pac Man. Jesus, even at the pinnacle of Pac Man fever they weren't insane enough to make a movie out of it. That whole list sends chills down my spine. I don't know whether to gape in horror or fall off my chair laughing.

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  85. doubleyou tee eff indeed by joFFeman · · Score: 1
    You're a fucking p[s]ycho.
    did i ever imply otherwise?
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  86. There has only been ONE decent video game movie. by Maul · · Score: 1

    Mortal Kombat (the first one) has been the only one that has entertained me.

    Everything else has sucked. Street Fighter? Sucked. Double Dragon? Sucked. Mario Bros.? Sucked. Final Fantasy? Sucked.

    There are only two reasons that Tomb Raider did well at the box office. I think you know what they are.

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  87. Cool by N1KO · · Score: 1

    I was looking for a list of movies i shouldn't watch under any circumstance.

  88. The Worst by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 1

    The 13th Floor was also the worst movie I've ever seen. And I've seen a LOT of movies. From the USA Late Night flicks to Kurosawa.

    And nothing, other than that one-two punch of feces from Chris O'Donnel (Batman Forever and The Bachelor), could top that.

    The difference is that I never saw those movies in the theater. I never paid my hard earned cash for the privilege of seeing those films on the bigscreen.

    And when I couldn't take it anymore, when I just couldn't stand the terribleness of it, I had to go.

    That was the only movie I ever walked out of. It was that bad.

    And if anyone's ever seen it (God help you), I'm sure you too would relate to the sickening feeling of throwing down full price evening tickets, popcorn and a drink on a turd such as The 13th Floor.

    I shudder to think of its awfulness.

    1. Re:The Worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, based on your review I'll be posting anonymously, but I must say, I really liked the movie. Own it on DVD actually. And no, not just for Gretchen Mol. What about the movie did you find so terrible?

      That is assuming you're talking about the 13th Floor from 1999 and not this one from 1988 that IMDB is telling me about.

  89. yes, it includes an Extreme Beach Volleyball scene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't wait to miss it while I'm with my real live girlfriend

  90. No it's time for, Custer's Revenge by gangien · · Score: 1

    Custer's Revenge [atariage.com]. I can't imagine seeing this one on the big screen.

  91. Drug abuse by yerricde · · Score: 1

    the evil 2x2 block

    Better yet, a Tetris movie with Tetris representing drug abuse.

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  92. Re:Lower cost to consumer? by Badge+17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Genetic experiments are not necessarily DNA-based. Even though we didn't understand DNA until much later than 1953 (heck, probably don't understand it today) - genetic experiments can include simple breeding, like Mendel's work. (Even if Mendel's work was faked, as it seems to have been...)

    Besides, if you're going to complain about this, the obvious answer: they used their occult experiments to improve their genetic experiments!

  93. I got an idea! by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should make a movie out of all those Star Wars games I keep seeing. It seems like a strong franchise; there must be something to it.

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  94. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me clarify: Gollum was a fine piece of animation. An excellent piece of work. Truly and sincerely.

    But he was a cartoon character. There was nothing even remotely human about him.

    On the scale of cartoon characters, Gollum was exceptionally expressive and compelling. A great piece of work. On the scale of human actors... well, my point is that there's no reason to put animated characters on that scale at all, so there's really no sense in going down that road.

  95. Grand Theft Auto the Movie by toddestan · · Score: 1

    Now there's one I'd like to see!

    And who said that Super Mario Brothers was a bad movie? That movie is hilarious! I can't stop laughing everytime I see it.

  96. Metroid... and some bitching :) by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Critique of certain things:
    Oh man I grew UP with Metroid 1... they better NOT fuck this up. Same goes for doom. I am tired of horror flicks. And DIABLO?! If they DO make a movie, Condor/Blizzard North had best go back to diablo 1... Diablo II lacked soul. It felt empty, except perhaps in Kurast. It just felt weak compared to its older sibling Diablo. The boss was good but moviewise, Tristram may be better... unless of course they make the demons convincing out in the deserts and the jungle... Hell could use some Diablo 1 help since it just "felt" more sinister.

    Just some ideas, but my pleas go out as follows:
    -Diablo- PLEASE get the atmosphere right...
    -DiabloII- PLEASE get the demons big bad and scary.
    -Doom- scrap PG13, this is an R rated flick. Everyone who EVER played doom is over 17 now and can watch R rated stuff.
    -Duke3d- PLEASE scrap this and make Shadow Warrior instead :), Serious Sam couldn't hurt either, but I agree that the Los Angeles Pig Department must have its 15 minutes of fame :)
    -Metroid- well... just please don't cast some dumb blonde for Samus... I dunno about everyone else, but she was a badass not someone's love interest... Also if the motherbrain or the space pirates are human actors, then all is lost. Period.

    Those are just my opinions but if we get jiggly plastic make up on cheesy looking masks and we call those people "space pirates" (ala the bad guys in Neverending story)... then half our fave games will look lower tech on the big screen than they did on our 12 inch viewable PS/2 monitors. (Those who played Doom in the old days should be familiar with that breed of hardware, Packard Bell used to attach them to their 386's).

    And we all know just how bleeding edge doom actually was... god only knows, high speed SVGA graphics weren't something you could do anyday of the week (duke3d, shadow warrior) and before that, doom was as on the edge of tech as can be had, elevators, stairs, huge levels (huge not like the ones in some of today's games)... if the movies aren't at least as amazing as playing Hexen for the first time... then perhaps they need to hold onto the ideas for a few more years... or millenia.

    -DaedalusHKX

    PS - I dunno about you, but would anyone think that perhaps Cybermage, Hexen, Heretic and Hexen II/Heretic II would make damn awesome games to convert to movies? Lets hear something from Raven, since those games were far deeper than a simple blast fest. (Plus, the characters could provide a bit of further depth to it, much like those of Diablo could if the movie folks translate them into personallities onscreen... of course they could just turn it into an excuse to put lots of sex and tons more blood and pixelized guts on the screen and we can call it a day with each movie, knowing that they will sell... as all excessive violence always does, and if not he sex will save it, since content rarely works these days.)

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    1. Re:Metroid... and some bitching :) by Draigon · · Score: 1

      I agree completely with Metroid. It's funny because after playing prime I turned to my friend and said "This would make a great movie if it was done right."

      It took forever for the industry to figure out a good way to convert comic books to movies (partly due to special effects limitations), but the end result has been great. Love them or hate them, X-men, Spiderman, Daredevil, and probably Hulk too were all well put together. Nothing looked or felt too cheesy about them. So maybe with this new wave of comic book conversions somebody will figure out something that works for video games so we won't have anymore... *shivers* Super Mario Bros. movies

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  97. Forget that. by cioxx · · Score: 1

    They need to make Tux Racer into a movie.

    Now that's something I'd pay to see.

    Disney, I'm looking at _you_.

  98. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by extra88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I enjoyed Mortal Kombat but that may have been partially due to a "contact high" of enthusiasm from the 13yr. old boys sitting two rows in front of me.

  99. How about Xmen Vs Street Fighter? by Savatte · · Score: 1

    Hell, we've already got an Xmen movie and a Street Fighter movie. Just throw clips together and call it a sequel.

    Or cast an entirely new movie. I see Renee Zellweger as Akuma, William H Macy as Zangief, and Luis Guzman as Cammy. Brilliant!

  100. nit picking by sjwt · · Score: 1

    "This is Disney's second crack at adapting Lewis Carroll's Alice"

    Ammerican Mc Geees Alice is not based off the
    books os there for this is not disneys second
    crack at adapting lewis Carrolls Alice, its
    there first crack at adapting a secqual writen
    for a videogame formate into a sequal in the movie formate.

    just to clear up any poor souls mind whos
    reading your post and diceds not to goto
    said moive for that misconception rather
    then the Disney boycot.

    Its goign to be hard enough geting ppl
    who didnt play the game to go see it,
    even hard if they think its jsut a redo of the books.

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  101. How close does Disney stick to a story? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Ammerican Mc Geees Alice is not based off the books

    Oh thanks.

    While we're on the topic of Disney and what's based on the books and what isn't, I'd claim that Disney's Pinocchio (1940) wasn't based too closely on the book either; it omitted most of the growing up the puppet had to do and felt more like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein than anything else. Disney tried to fix this by securing the USA rights to Pinocchio (2002), which followed the book nearly to the letter, but the actor cast in the leading role (Roberto Benigni) was much too old for the part. Several film critics have claimed that the boy from Life Is Beautiful would have been better as the puppet.

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    1. Re:How close does Disney stick to a story? by sjwt · · Score: 1

      hmm
      havent herd of that, might be worth seeing.

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  102. Actually... by t0ny · · Score: 1
    I thought the Mortal Kombat movie was an excellent action/martial arts film. Come on, it even had Ray Park. Now, were you to say MK2, I would have to vomit; a definite "Dont see".

    Resident Evil wasnt too bad. I dragged a bit, but it was kind of good in a bad horror film sort of way. Definitely on par with something like Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, HellRaiser, or Halloween.

    Final Fantasy. Hiring Ben Afleck was their first mistake...

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    1. Re:Actually... by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

      "Final Fantasy. Hiring Ben Afleck was their first mistake..."

      I'm all for chiding people for their mistakes. But how about, oh say, doing it for mistakes they actually made. Ben Affleck is not in Final Fantasy anywhere. The main character's voiced by Alec Baldwin. Whom, I heard from the guys who worked on the movie, was a real dick during the voicing process.

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    2. Re:Actually... by t0ny · · Score: 1
      Ben Affleck is not in Final Fantasy [imdb.com] anywhere

      Oh. Well, the main character looked like Ben Affleck. But whatever- they are both terribly overrated.

      The main character's voiced by Alec Baldwin. Whom, I heard from the guys who worked on the movie, was a real dick during the voicing process.

      Im sure he is probably the nicest wife-beater they ever met.

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    3. Re:Actually... by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

      The way they ended up with his face is ended up amalgamated the "best" features from a bunch of different men...dumped it into a computer...ended up with a guy that looked like Ben Affleck. Everyone was kinda freaked out.

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    4. Re:Actually... by t0ny · · Score: 1
      See, I can see that being the case, if you my line of reasoning.

      When you 'combine' features like that, you arent making a 'perfect overall', you are making an average. And that was pretty much what I always said about Affleck- he wasnt good looking or bad looking, just extremely, excessively average. Same with his acting skill, etc. Just very ho-hum, very bland in an average way.

      After all, its the flaws that give diamonds their value, and its the 'imperfections' (differences from the average) in people that catch our eyes.

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  103. LOL by ssstraub · · Score: 1

    then just tape the ends of the film together. The movie is over when the projector overheats, much like my old NES. ouch, my sides!

  104. The Rest of the Cast by spot35 · · Score: 1

    Whoopi Goldberg as the Voodoo lady Bicente Del Toro as Otis Peter "Columbo" Falk as Largo LaGrande

  105. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by JimPooley · · Score: 1

    Run Lola Run is an excellent film. I also liked the bits where it went into animation - when Lola runs down the stairs from her flat.

    Great movie. I would imagine many people here have only seen the Simpsons parody (hint: Homer's thumb), and I recommend them to check out the source.

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  106. A Pac-Man Movie?!? by stygar · · Score: 1

    Why not just take twenty million dollars and use it for a bonfire? Same effect for the investors, and much quicker.

    I'll bet that they could've gotten the rights for Pong much cheaper - and both games have about the same story potential.

  107. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by triaxcaribdis · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget Tron here people, although that was based on a true story rather than a game ;-) I root for those little guys inside my PC everyday :-D

  108. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering what was happening to the Doom Flick!! Thx!

  109. Lack of plot in most video games ? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Is that the reason that video games turned to movies suck ? or is it because it is the most superficial video games (arcade games mostly) that had been turned to movies ?

    Maybe a pirate comedy based on Monkey Island with some adventure elements would make a good movie. I think that adventure games are the most promising for turning to movies, as they have good plot.

  110. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by The+Benefactor · · Score: 1

    Not only is this a fantastic film but it had a great soundtrack as well. Well worth a watch.

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  111. Roger Wilco to the rescue!! by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 1

    How could the Space Quest series not be made into a movie!

    Then again are there any directors around who could do this without making a complete pigs ear of it?... Oh well I'll just let my imagination wander off with the idea

    *hums theme*Da, da ,da , dadadahhhh da, da, daaah dadadah daaaah dadadadadaaaaaah.*hums theme*

  112. Re:There has only been ONE decent video game movie by s10god · · Score: 0

    And one was realy pointing all crooked when she was walking down the stairs in one scene.

  113. The meme is officially dead by ebh · · Score: 1

    200+ speculative comments about video games being made into movies and not one AYB mention!

  114. Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lound Lizard by jeff_brh · · Score: 1

    Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lound Lizards.

    Actor Possibilities:
    Matt Dillon (like in Something about Mary)
    Nicolas Cage (like in Raising Arizona ) or ...

  115. Doom Movie by praedictus · · Score: 1

    Problem with Doom Movie:

    We all know the ending already.

    Hero emerges from portal and returns to earth, all seems calm and peaceful until he notices the bunny shishkebab and the city burning off in the distance...

    Ah well, makes the sequel easy :)

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    1. Re:Doom Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the problem with the doom movie is that WB annouced thay want to do a pg13 movie.

    2. Re:Doom Movie by mink · · Score: 1

      So it will have the alternate endign to army of Darkness tacked on?

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  116. Why Not Zero Wing? by dbretton · · Score: 1

    Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme as 'Cats'.

    I'd pay $8.00 just to see him utter those famous words:

    All your base are belong to us.

  117. zelda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    nuff said

    no, not enough... I really think these movies are going to be trash but that is just my opinion. If people want to throw away their money funding these things then so be it, it is not my money.

  118. err Doom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it like Doom played by my father who runs into things alot, and plays with the keyboard? He also pauses and draws maps of the levels, which I'm pretty sure is the fun part for him. We used to play Zork for hours together, I wish I still had all of the hand drawn maps.

    I liked final fantasy the movie. I still watch it every now and then, or at least, parts of it. Which is more then I can say for 99% of the movies I've ever seen. To me its kind of a geek classic, and I'm willing to overlook its problems because of what it has.

  119. Castlevania by L0rdJagged · · Score: 1

    C'mon, pick any of the Belmonts, use the sets from Bram Stoker's Dracula or Brotherhood of the Wolf. It'd make a great action film.

  120. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For only one reason...er...make that TWO.

  121. What started it all? by j0hnfr0g · · Score: 1

    Both of these quotes are from the article:

    Doom:
    The first-person shooter that started it all

    Pac-Man:
    to the videogame that started it all

    I wonder what else started it all? And what is "it"?

    (.sig not found)

  122. Re:Sweet!!! (ST: Voyager) by tekrat · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention that Oscar-winning performance he gave in an Episode of Star Trek Voyager, where he played (get this,) A WRESTLER. Wowzers, what an acting tour-de-force. Such range. Certainly, he makes Brando look like he's standing still.

    I want to see "The Rock" cast in the role of a nerd. If he can pull that off, then we can talk.

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  123. Tomb Raider Sequel by Lindril · · Score: 1

    "The Scoop: The film's Oscar-winning star Angelina Jolie demanded a better script for the Tomb Raider sequel, and hopefully, she got it."

    bwahahaha

  124. Futurama S4E03. by eb4x · · Score: 1

    Oh, it might not be a movie, but I thought the episode was hillarious.

    Brings back atleast some retro memories, like space invaders, donkey kong and pac man. all pixelated :)

    http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/FrameG rabs/3ACV18/dispatch.cgi?target=index4

  125. Halo would rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Halo would make an excellent movie. In fact, the plot in that game is what kept me playing it for 4-6 hour stints.

    I hate to say it, but I'm actually going to get the 2 halo books next time I'm in a bookstore:

    Halo: The Fall Of Reach
    Halo: The Flood

  126. Space Invaders? by moc.tfosorcimgllib · · Score: 1

    Video Game?

  127. Those whacky Nazis by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

    Well, being tha the science of genetics was being pursued since the mid to late 1800s.

    Gregor Mendel wrote up about the founding principles of heredity starting about 1843. He created the basic principle for 'genes' though primitive.

    By 1900 we already figured out chromosomes and how some traits were linked to certain chromosomes thanks to Morgan.

    Though, in all fairness we did not figure out that DNA was the vehicle for cell data untilt he debate started in 1928 when Griffith was studying why some pnumonia bateria was disease causing and the others were not.

    Granted DNA was not affirmed to be the code until 1944, but the point here is that gene science is not based solely in DNA but also in a bunch of other things. Like dousihng everyone in radiation and hoping for a beneficial mutation, experiements would have been crude and mostly ineffective, yet they happened.

    DNA is a red herring my friend, farmers have been performing genetic experiments for eons. Nazis sure as heck could pervert it to their own ends, like they did boots and mass production, and zombies.

    THat and arguably if the occult is fictional, then the suspension of disbelief is already there to make someone go; 'Oh heck, the nazis could do that.'

  128. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    I will say that The Wizard was cool, but it was not so much a movie based on a video game as it was ...a commercial for Mattel's Power Glove and Nintendo's Super Mario 3?

  129. the left one, and the right one by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    There are many, many things specific to Tomb Raider that helped build its success as a movie.

    Really? I can only think of TWO...

  130. Mortal Kombat by DoNotTauntHappyFunBa · · Score: 1

    The movie was not so great but the opening credits and much of the soundtrack were amazing.

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  131. Trainspotting by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Inspired by PacMan (people listening to electronic music gobbling strange pills in dark places).

  132. The answer... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    Adventure games.
    Really, The Longest Journey would make a pretty good movie. And I'm sure that The Grim Fandango made by Pixar would be an orgasmic experience.
    And who could resist Tim Burton's Sam and Max Hit the Road?
    Monkey Island would make a fine live action comedy too.

  133. Hollywuss shouldn't do movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead, what should be made is a season long TV/OVA/whatever series composed of no fewer than equivalent of 26 half-hour episodes. The Japanese know too damn well that hacking a 50+ hour long games into a 2 hour episode is going to be suck. Not that Americans haven't tried (eg: Sonic the Hedgehog), but DIC has never done Sonic justice (maybe it should just dub Sonic X). But given MPAA's exploitation track record, I doubt this will happen any time soon...

    BTW, Beyblade the video game came first, and it is a major hit in Canada. Looks like the Hollywood North have learnt something the southern counterpart doesn't.

  134. Re:FINALLY! MECHWARRIOR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can it be a Mechwarrior when it runs only on Windoze? Besides, Activision lose its licence a long time ago to M$.

  135. Pong, The Movie by virtcert · · Score: 1

    Your wish is my command...

    Pong, the Action Thriller:

    http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_pong.swf

  136. The Metal Gear Series by kypper · · Score: 1

    Seriously... the amount of effort put into the Metal Gear Solid storylines, plus just the intense coolness of whoever plays Snake... it'd be pretty well liked, I think.

    Plus espionage movies are doing pretty well these days.

  137. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Resident Evil - sucked
    Mortal Kombat - sucked
    Final Fantasy - sucked

  138. visitor q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing, nothing tops visitor q. more breast milk in one scene than in the entire history of film that preceeded it, i think. not miike's finest film, but by far the most disturbing thing ever.

  139. Gitaroo Man by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1

    No question about it. This MUST be made:

    Gitaroo Man: The Movie

    Are you listening, Pixar?

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  140. Re:Sweet!!! (ST: Voyager) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think, if he could pull off the acting part, he would make a good Beast in a future X-Men movie. He has the physical part down (when he hosted SNL he played the father of Mr. Peepers, the Chris Kattan ape, and moved just like Beast) and his voice is very similar to Beast's voice in the X-Men cartoon. I also saw an interview with him once in which he sounded relatively intelligent. It wasn't a wrestling interview, I think it was Conan O'Brien or something.

  141. Different characters with the same given name by kookbox · · Score: 1

    Tony Danza!

  142. Okay, I'll bite. by kookbox · · Score: 1

    Alfred E. Packer, eh? That's just crazy enough to be true, by which I mean that it's almost certainly false. How about a source?

    1. Re:Okay, I'll bite. by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Here are some info links about Packer:
      http://www.archives.state.co.us/packer.ht ml
      http://www.littletongov.org/history/biographie s/pa cker.asp
      http://www.cs.pdx.edu/~trent/ochs/lyrics /ballad-al ferd-packer.html

      Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park did a movie about him called Cannibal: The Musical I don't know if they'll have that one at Blockbuster. Maybe they could just rename it pac-man, and re-release it.

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    2. Re:Okay, I'll bite. by kookbox · · Score: 1
      Thank you, but I already know about Alfred Packer and Cannibal: The Musical.

      I was hoping for something that mentioned the Packer/Pac-man connection. The closest I could come was this page, which says that Pac-Man creators Namco had a role in funding Troma's Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD. Fascinating, but going from there to Packer/Pac-Man is quite a leap, especially since Kabukiman was made before Cannibal.

  143. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by mink · · Score: 1

    But do avoid the english dub. It pays to listen to the great performance of the actors in German and put up with some subtitles (if you cant understand German).

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  144. Re:I can't think of one good video game inspired m by The+Benefactor · · Score: 1

    too true, I can't speak German except for vaguely remembered school level stuff and I could follow the film without the subtitles most of the time.

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  145. That's in the works I hear by infonography · · Score: 1
    look here

    "April 19, 2002 Payneful Movie

    The Shield's creator signs deal to adapt Max Payne into a major motion picture."

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