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Maine Completes Largest To-Scale Solar System Model

Neophytus writes "The University of Maine has now almost completed its solar system model, to be unveiled officially on the June 14th at Westfield. The final planet, Uranus, will be set in place on the 13th. At forty miles from Pluto to The Sun and built to a scale of 1:93,000,000, it will be the largest three-dimensional scale model of the Solar System in North America."

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  1. Uh, I think God has them beat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're in the largest to scale model of the solar system.

    1. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Except for the twice life sized one the space aliens have...

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    2. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by GMontag · · Score: 1

      My full scale model is open to the public. It also contains the world's largest seashell collection, I keep that on the beaches around the world. The there is my full scale map of the USA . . .

    3. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by eggboard · · Score: 1

      To quote Ripping Yarns, 1:1 isn't a model.

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    4. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by stephens_domain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not so much a model as a production deployment. Then again, if this is a beta... that would explain a lot....

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    5. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      To quote Ripping Yarns, 1:1 isn't a model.

      Depends whether it is the original or not.
      Maybe our solar system is just a copy of another, for display or experimentation.

    6. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by instarx · · Score: 1

      The real thing isn't a model, not even a 1:1 model.

    7. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by instarx · · Score: 1

      Models are frequently on a 1:1 scale. I think what you mean is that the original can't be a model of itself.

    8. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you SURE that you and all that is around you is not just a very clever model?

    9. Re:Uh, I think God has them beat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Um, I think you may have stolen that seashell collection from Steven Wright.

      And how long does it take to fold that map.

  2. Why? by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why? Sure, I could make a 40 mile scale model of the solar system, but I have to ask, why?

    1. Re:Why? by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pursuit of science [somehow].

      I remember back in my day we were simply told the solar system is huge. We didn't need a realistic to scale model to figure that out.

      Maybe kids today have no imagination...

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    2. Re:Why? by JeffSh · · Score: 2, Informative

      if you bothered to read anything, instead of assuming, you would find they had a budget of exactly $0 from outside sources other than volunteers from the community.

    3. Re:Why? by oaf357 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Come on, it's Maine. Name 10 fun and exciting things to do in Maine. Then name 5 more unique entertaining features of the Univ of Maine.

      I have to agree though. This does seem like a HUGE waste.

    4. Re:Why? by Rick.C · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Why? Sure, I could make a 40 mile scale model of the solar system, but I have to ask, why?

      Actually, you can't. At least you couldn't up until now.

      You have access to the materials, you have the know-how and you could likely find the space. What's holding you back? You don't have the motivation. Without the desire to do it, you can't.

      Not "can but don't want to." "Can't."

      It's a safe bet that my post is not going to make you say, "Well I'll show him!" so even after reading this, you still can't.

      No offense intended. I can't do it either. Just pointing out that drive or ambition is a necessary part of the equation for actually doing things.

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    5. Re:Why? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Education
      Edification
      Realization
      Wonder

      Until you heard about this, did you have any real sense of the size and scale of our solar system?

      How about the rest of Slashdot?

      How about for those building this thing?

      How about for those who visit this thing?

      Imagine how tedious it is to walk from the earth to Mars, and then scale that to interplanetary scales, not even taking into account periphelion and aphelion, and gravity slingshots and lagrange tubes.

      I mean, are you going to similarly argue that museums that only display known things is worthless?

    6. Re:Why? by Enraged_jawa · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Why? Sure, I could make a 40 mile scale model of the solar system, but I have to ask, why?:

      Beat's pickin' potatoes and you have to pay for the Coffee Brandy up here. Takes your mind off the mosquitos?

    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. This is whining, but I get disgusted by how many slashdotters think someone is a fucking idiot if they don't agree with them. The model could inspire some kid to be a rocket scientist who makes a great contribution, who knows. Why do people complain about every little thing? Hell, let's spend all government budgets on building houses for homeless people and giving poor people food because those are the important problems and fixing them is all we need to make society better, right?

    8. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the parent post, yes I had an idea of scale, because I can read and understand scaling in relation to distance.

      To the post I replied to, can you please finance and organize a gather of all the hungry and homeless, driver their asses up to Maine so they can be awe inspired and become rocket scientist.

      That fact that this article made slashdot demands we flame it for what it's worth. A waste of energy by those involved, and although I can't prove their fucktards and "Star Wars Kid" wanna bes I do have a strong suspicion.

      Why, why is my account limited to 2 posts per day just because I am a troll. Was it really necessary to make me logout and post this as an AC?!?!?! Jackboot bastages

    9. Re:Why? by tinnunculus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You miss the point. Huge is meaningless. Is it Bigger than BIG?? I think these models are great. They allow people to wrap their minds around concepts of distance that are otherwise incomprehensible. Can you actually say that you can really comprehend light-years of distance and relate it to your own existence? It was interesting to note the comment that the model still has the next star at 65,000 miles away. It is a big universe. Every conceptual aid helps. Try envisioning the distance to the edge of the universe. That's huge. :)

    10. Re:Why? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. My point though is we were taught its huge just by using math. e.g. draw the sun. Draw the orbit of Mercury then the other planets.

      When you end up putting Pluto a couple of feet out in radius [when by comparison Mercury is fairly close I don't remember exact details] you get the point.

      As I recall we did use a football field, meter sticks and huge cardboard circles with names on them to help out. Budget: 10$ [not the few thousand or so they probably had]

      Tom

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    11. Re:Why? by Moses+Lawn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      11 Fun and Exciting Things To Do In Maine:
      1) Eat $5.00 lobster right off the boat
      2) Go camping, fishing, etc., without undertaking a major operation or spending hundreds of dollars
      3) Swat mosquitoes
      4) Swat blackflies
      5) Laugh at tourists
      6) Go down to Dunkin Donuts, listen to voluble roommate talk at someone for 5 minutes, get 2-syllable reply: "Ayyuh"
      7) Go to Moody's Diner, eat walnut pie. Try to remember entire dialogue to Tim Sample's "Baked bean special at Moody's Diner" routine.
      8) Go up north, see moose. They're really, really big.
      9) Complain about the crayfish logo on the license plates.
      10) Make obscene snow sculptures
      11) Ah, that first day of spring!

      5 Unique Entertaining Features of the University of Maine:
      1) North America's largest scale model of the solar system
      2) A really ugly hockey arena (Orono camous)
      3) Free education for Passamaquody, Micmac and Penobscot Indians
      4) Entertainingly eccentric professors (this may not be unique)
      5) Has a Sea Grant campus

      All right, so these are not the most exciting or leading-edge things you could think of. So what. Maine is a place for people who don't need the more sophisticated features of, say, California. I lived there for about 9 years, and loved it, even the winters (at least the first 5 or 6 months of them).

      As for the model, I completely disagree. This is a really cool idea. The planet models are large enough to see and get a feel for, and the fact that they stretch out over 40 miles along Route 1 points out just how far apart everything is. You'd have to be pretty unromantic not to like this. Imagine being a kid and coming across this and being turned on by it and becoming a scientist because of it. That's what it's all about.

      Here in Petaluma, CA, someone recently made a planetary model by drawing the planets on the sidewalk with magic markers over a 6 or 7 block distance. It's not really to scale - each planet is a couple inches in diameter - but it's fun to walk downtown following it (it starts right by my house). I wouldn't mind having something like this, hanging from the phone poles, though.

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    12. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Why, why is my account limited to 2 posts per day just because I am a troll. Was it really necessary to make me logout and post this as an AC?!?!?! Jackboot bastages

      See, that's 'cause you're an asshole. If all of your posts are as insightful and carefully thought out as that one, then the Slashdot "jerkoff comments are posted AC" philosophy is working.

  3. three-dimensional? by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given that the solar system isn't all in the same plane, it'd be quite a trick to make a three-dimensional model stay on the Earth's surface (even ignoring curvature). Or are they not tracing out orbits, but instead picking a point on the orbits where the planets happen to be collinear?

    1. Re:three-dimensional? by Durin_Deathless · · Score: 1

      It looks like the area they used has hills in the right places.(Mars Hill on their map gives me this thought)

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    2. Re:three-dimensional? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      collinear or coplanar?

      The real Solar System is close to coplanar. At this scale, Pluto might be the only one where you'd notice the difference.

      It looks like they're laying everything out in a single line rather than faithfully reflecting current orbital positions. Which makes sense -- would you like to have the job of moving Mercury? An illusion of collinearity is a good compromise compared to trying to build a 40-mile wide orrery.

    3. Re:three-dimensional? by martin-boundary · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but the orrery would be real cool. Heh, imagine the traffic reports: "inbound traffic on the highway blocked this morning because pluto is crossing. Commuters are advised to take a detour."

    4. Re:three-dimensional? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would you like to have the job of moving Mercury?

      Hey, why not, there ain't no programming jobs. I guess that explains why visitors keep putting pins through India on the Earth model.

    5. Re:three-dimensional? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Which makes sense -- would you like to have the job of moving Mercury? An illusion of collinearity is a good compromise compared to trying to build a 40-mile wide orrery.

      If Pluto is 40 miles out, the orrery would have to be 80 miles wide.

    6. Re:three-dimensional? by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      In Einstein's world, the model is correct.

      It is a straight plane in CURVED space :-)

      On thing they are lacking is some method for statically demonstrating the nature of plutos rather bizarre "planetoid" orbit. Perhaps suspending it on a very LONG pole parallell to it's declined orbit would convey this.

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    7. Re:three-dimensional? by Moses+Lawn · · Score: 2, Interesting


      It looks like they're laying everything out in a single line rather than faithfully reflecting current orbital positions. Which makes sense -- would you like to have the job of moving Mercury? An illusion of collinearity is a good compromise compared to trying to build a 40-mile wide orrery.


      All that have to do is say "this is a snapshot of the solar system during the Harmonic Convergence" and it's all taken care of.

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    8. Re:three-dimensional? by Evilive · · Score: 1

      How about Moving Mars?

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    9. Re:three-dimensional? by TheKey · · Score: 1

      Hm. That's interesting.. makes me wonder: why is it that the solar system is coplanar or close to it?

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    10. Re:three-dimensional? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      Actually, they just drove south down Highway 1 from Presque Isle and, when they get to (say) the scale location of Saturn, negotiated with whoever owns the property to get the rights to put up the planet.

      I understand that Earth is in a car dealership's lot and Pluto is on the wall of a tourist information center, or some such.

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    11. Re:three-dimensional? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      The short answer is because all of the planets accreted out of a disc-shaped dust cloud around the sun.

      The long answer would take somebody with a better background in planetology than mine. Or a Google Search.

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    12. Re:three-dimensional? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      If Pluto is 40 miles out, the orrery would have to be 80 miles wide.

      Next year: Comets.

    13. Re:three-dimensional? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, maybe it was a disc-shaped dust cloud.

      Maybe it was some other shape -- but once the Sun and Jupiter formed, a plane was defined which overwhelmed other directions of movement. Things got moved toward that plane or got tossed out.

    14. Re:three-dimensional? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      That's if you assume that they're placing Pluto at aphelion, or the point at which it:'s furthest from the sun. Pluto has an extremely ellipical orbit (it crosses the orbit of Neptune every so often.)

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    15. Re:three-dimensional? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are other protoplanetary clouds out there that appear to be disk shaped and do not yet have jovian planets, iirc. Also, gravity wells seem to create disk+halo structures: accretion disks around collapsars, galaxies; the solar system itself is likely a disk + halo, with materials in a sphere but a dramatic thickening in the ecliptic. I don't know why, but I'm sure there's some gravitational reason.

  4. The world's largest model... by neonstz · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...is located in Sweden.

    1. Re:The world's largest model... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      indeed, 300 km between the sun and pluto...

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    2. Re:The world's largest model... by No.+24601 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You really gotta hand it to those Swedes for going all the way from design to reality.

    3. Re:The world's largest model... by nilepoc · · Score: 1

      Technically you are right, but if you read their page, they have yet to place Saturn (they also have not given a date for it to be placed). So the US team, may be able to hold he title for a while, if only for a brief period.

    4. Re:The world's largest model... by maladroit · · Score: 1

      There used to be a large model in Austin - the guy used the dome of the Texas capitol to represent the Sun, and a basketball was used for Earth.
      Brief mention here, although the scale they mention seems a bit off.

  5. well well.. by odyrithm · · Score: 0, Troll

    thats a pretty large uranus..

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    1. Re:well well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd paste a goatse link but I'd get modded down, so here is to the thought!

    2. Re:well well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of scale models, here is a fine model of Uranus.

  6. Well, it's Maine. by TravelSizedMonkey · · Score: 1

    I guess they have room for something like that.

  7. Here's another huge solar system model... by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 3, Informative

    This one is headquartered at Peoria, IL.. I don't think this one is in 3d.

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  8. I hear.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear some of the hottest models are located there, too.

    1. Re:I hear.. by Kurt+Russell · · Score: 1

      The big yellow one is the sun.

  9. soon to be by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    in the list of roadside americana, along with carhenge

    and also, unfortunately, soon to have some it's planets ripped off and mounted in dorm rooms ;-(

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  10. And NASA Announced... by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that it will be using this new scale model to test launch paths for future probes to other planets. A NASA engineering demonstrated by spreading out his arms and making airplane noises while running towards Mars.

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    1. Re:And NASA Announced... by bad_fx · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...later, when he re-awoke after running face first into Mars, he grogily told reporters that "This new fangled metric system got me confused."

    2. Re:And NASA Announced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll note the dimensions are in miles. He was using metric measurements with a non-metric map.

  11. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it will be the largest three-dimensional scale model of the Solar System in North America."

    Cool! I think I will get in my car, which happens to be the fastest black car on my block with four wheel drive, and go check it out!

  12. Would've been funnier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had said "Uranus is pretty large!"

    1. Re:Would've been funnier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I was thinking. The joke doesn't even make sense the way he said it.

    2. Re:Would've been funnier by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      who said it was a joke? heres a tip:
      "presumption is the mother of all fuck ups, so dont ever presume"

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    3. Re:Would've been funnier by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that a line from some bad Steven Segal movie?

      Dark Territories I think it was called.

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    4. Re:Would've been funnier by IamNotWitchboy · · Score: 1

      And I'm pretty sure it was Assumption, not presumtion.

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    5. Re:Would've been funnier by tmasssey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it would have been most funny with a goatse link!

    6. Re:Would've been funnier by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      shooosh, I didnt get it from a film you fucking morons, and its "presumption" not ASSumption I ment. Look it up in the dictionary then compare it to the contex I was using it. Then take yourself to a cliff and jump the world dosnt need idiots like you.

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  13. Photoshop by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    What's up with the obvious cutout lines in the Neptune picture on the front page? Looks like maybe they wanted to lighten the picture up a little, but in that case, why not lighten up the whole thing rather than just the cutout?

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    1. Re:Photoshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cheaper

    2. Re:Photoshop by ml10422 · · Score: 1

      Looks like they're trying to re-enact the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima.

  14. Sun model by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    When they're done, they'll be mighty proud of themselves, so they'll light up a big BBQ at the center of the model, where the sun should be, and they'll grill models of invading alien motherships in the form of hamburger patties.

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    1. Re:Sun model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once the party is over, and they sober up and realise what they have done, i.e. spaced this thing out so no one can really get the idea behind it, forgetting where they were when they saw the last planet in the set, getting distracted by roadside attractions, petting zoos, etc. Then, and only then, will they know that they have wasted a bunch of money of something like this.

  15. It'd be neat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the planets were to scale gravitationally, too. Of course, Earth's gravity would still be there... but one thing at a time.

  16. How many models are there? by frank687 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This latest project makes me wonder how many scale solor system models there are. I walked past Jupiter everytime I entered the library of the campus of Bradley University. The neatest part was that the sun was represented by the local planetarium.

    Guess they are going to have to change the heading on their website.

    Bradley's Solar System

    1. Re:How many models are there? by Exiler · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're the largest TO SCALE model. There's quite a difference.

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    2. Re:How many models are there? by bad_fx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The impression I get is that they're both to scale. And they're both 40 miles from the Sun to Pluto. But the Maine one is 1:93,000,000 and the Lakeview one is 1:140,000,000. (remember the orbits are elliptical, so they can both be 40 miles across and to different scales.) So technically the Maine one is "bigger" - ie: the size of the planets, etc will be a bit bigger.

    3. Re:How many models are there? by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      Should we count the models our ancestors made as well not just recently built ones

      Which leads to ancient civilisation buit models of stars and other celestial objects are modern humans doing the same?

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  17. Late-Breaking News... by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

    The Solar System model is now featured on Sla... ERROR.

  18. a hundred neutron bombs by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 0

    let me guess, that burining ball in the middle is the sun... no wait, its their webserver.

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  19. Seems odd by Enraged_jawa · · Score: 5, Funny

    "That Earth is located at Percy's Auto Sales (1.0 mile from Sun)..."

    (Percy's must have pretty damn good air-conditioning)..

    1. Re:Seems odd by nucal · · Score: 1

      And the moon is a fiberglass covered golf ball ... with real craters.

    2. Re:Seems odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with Taco Bellâ(TM)s proximity to Uranus, it would be wise to memorize the shortest distance to the nearest restroom at all times.

    3. Re:Seems odd by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      That Earth is located at Percy's Auto Sales

      I went to the Saturn and Mercury Dealership in Maine, but they had no planets for sale, filthy liars!

    4. Re:Seems odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a matter of solar system scale, if the sun were the size of a basketball, Uranus would be 50 feet away and you'd have a terrible time without roughage.

    5. Re:Seems odd by jafuser · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a town in Florida called 'Jupiter'. I'm not sure if they have any Saturn or Mercury dealers there =)

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  20. Huh huh huh... by techturtle · · Score: 1

    I apologize in advance, but, Huh, huh, huh, they said Checking the progress of Uranus".

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  21. Re:I ANAL but... == lame copy/paste alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This fine joke is here, already posted by someone with more imagination.

  22. A Description of The Solar System Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Aroostook County, in Northern Maine, is building a 40-mile long scale model of the solar system, at a scale of 1 mile equaling the distance from earth to sun. The model extends along Route 1, between the University of Maine at Presque Isle campus and the Houlton Information Center at the end of I-95. The model has ten major components, those being the sun and the nine planets from Mercury to Pluto, with moons for Earth, Saturn, Jupiter (4) and Pluto.

    The model serves as an educational resource and tourist attraction. It will also draw attention to Northern Maine, the university at Presque Isle, and the Northern Maine Museum of Science located there. All planets except Pluto would be visible from the road. Educational information on the planets would be found in the brochure, available at various places along Rt. 1. The small models are mounted on tall - ten foot high above ground level - posts to be viewed from the car, with the planets included within a 1-foot diameter semicircular structure to better show the tilt of the planets.

    The planets are exhibited as three-dimensional models. The two largest planetary models (Jupiter and Saturn, measuring 4-5 feet across) and the two mid-sized planets (Uranus and Neptune, measuring 21-22 inches) require rather substantial monuments. However, there is local precedent and experience for models of this size, as both Presque Isle and Caribou have built large, permanent, monuments commemorating the first two balloon crossings of the Atlantic Ocean. These include models of the balloon envelopes that are larger in size than the envisioned planets. These models were constructed largely by local technical and high schools and funded by local service organizations. The solar system model requires a similar process in which local individuals and organizations take a direct role in construction and financing.

    The last planet, Uranus, will be set on its base on June 13th. The formal unveiling of the Maine Solar System Model will happen at 1:00 on Saturday, June 14th 2003.

  23. They're practically on the same plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called the ecliptic.

    1. Re:They're practically on the same plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's called the ecliptic.

      The ecliptic is only the plane of the earth's orbit and is not directly related to the other planets.

  24. WTF was that? by bobdotorg · · Score: 0

    I mean, are they going to issue a warning before starting this thing up?

    What a shock it might be to see Uranus flash before your eyes as you drive up I-95.

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  25. I think we .. by hygelic · · Score: 3, Funny

    can beat this if we all get together.

    I'm in Michigan -- I'll hang a basketball ("Jupiter") outside of my house.

    Now, we need someone in New York state to be "Saturn", and someone in Minnesota to be "Mars".

    Who's with me?

    1. Re:I think we .. by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      um, if your Jupiter is only the size of a basketball, you'll soon find that your entire model will fit comfortably within the state of Michigan.

    2. Re:I think we .. by hygelic · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes indeed. You see, I went for the distance, but I NEGLECTED TO SCALE THE DAMNED PLANETS!

      Are you in Michigan? Will you be Saturn?

  26. follow up by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 0

    look we slashdotted the solar system...

    a beowulf cluster.. or is that possible worlds theory

    does the solar system run linux?

    The solar system, found dead today, aged 49billion years... a great tradgedy.. it will surely be missed.

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  27. I don't remember this... by writermike · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uranus, will be set in place on the 13th

    I don't recall agreeing to participate.

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    1. Re:I don't remember this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't agree to us taking it out in the first place, so just be grateful and take it like a man.

  28. Sun sues University of Maine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sun Microsystems announced today that they are sueing the University of Maine for illegal use of their trademark "Sun." Mike Johannsen, a member of Sun's legal counsel, stated that "the University's use of our trademark is confusing to the marketplace" and that they "should take immediate action to rename the Sun model." Alternate names suggested include "Sol," "Yellow Star at the Middle," and "The Celestial Body Formerly Known as The Sun."

  29. New roadsideamerica.com entry? by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    Looking at the photos of the planets mounted in their locations such as "Percy's Auto Sales" and the "Budget Traveler Motor Inn (0.7 mile from Sun)", all I could think about was Cadillac Ranch and other roadside attractions.

  30. Re:A Description of The Karma Whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1:redundant

  31. Fun and useful additions they could make by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Add Ceres and some asteroids, to communicate just how empty an asteroid belt really is compared to the pictures in books and the depictions in sf films.

    They didn't put Mars on Mars Hill. Probably for good reason, but it would have appealed to me.

    Then something to explain that the nearest star is about 65,000 miles away on the same scale.

    Gosh, that looks like a fun project.

    1. Re:Fun and useful additions they could make by KFury · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then something to explain that the nearest star is about 65,000 miles away on the same scale.

      My numbers say that'd actually be 256,800 miles to the nearest star...

      4.3 light years, divided by the 1:93,000,000 scale, comes to 1.459 light-seconds, or 256K miles...

      The shame is that the Moon is 251K away at apogee. If we wait for ti to drift a little farther away, we could put Proxima Centauri on the Moon.

      Does anyone know if Proxima is coming towards us or running away? It could make our job easier or harder...

    2. Re:Fun and useful additions they could make by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Add Ceres and some asteroids, to communicate just how empty an asteroid belt really is

      They didn't have the budget for asteroids, so they just throw gravel at passing cars instead.

    3. Re:Fun and useful additions they could make by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Actually, at that scale, it would be better modeled with clouds of dust. Each and every one of your gravel stones would effectively be earth killers.

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    4. Re:Fun and useful additions they could make by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Actually, at that scale, it would be better modeled with clouds of dust. Each and every one of your gravel stones would effectively be earth killers.

      There are hundreds, if not thousands of asteriods in that belt that could wipe out most higher species if they hit Earth. Fortunately, they mind their own business.....we hope. True though, that most asteriods are much much smaller. But the larger asteroids would be pebble-size at that scale though.

    5. Re:Fun and useful additions they could make by Gleng · · Score: 1

      According to this site:

      "The relative motions of the two stars mean that Proxima and the Sun are actually getting closer together at a rate of about 16,000 m/s."

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    6. Re:Fun and useful additions they could make by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      The nearest star is represented by the AOL CD on the corner of 4th and Main in Springfield. The 65,000 miles are measured in a spiral around Earth.

  32. Until they... by efuseekay · · Score: 4, Funny

    make a moving model, it's yet another grand exercise in scale conversations, road trips and beer :).

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  33. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One more thing to add to my scale model of the state of Maine.

  34. Placing Neptune in a dangerous area! by reality-bytes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, if you look at the picture mentioned with the guys in the back of the pickup, it is to be hoped that neptune is not being situated too far from the ecliptic.

    After all, have you noticed the dirty-great big power lines just above them??

    Also, if this is to scale, exactly how big are real solar power-lines?

    Its late, I'm drunk, I should put my sense of humor to sleep......

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  35. Ithica's is bigger by spooje · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I used to date this girl from Ithaca when I discovered their scale solar system. On their monuments they say the marker for Pluto is in Oahu, Hawaii. Seems to me that would be slightly larger than Maine's model.

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    1. Re:Ithica's is bigger by BTWR · · Score: 2, Informative

      As an astro minor at cornell, I know exactly what your ex's mistake was.

      The Ithaca model (proposed by Carl Sagan, a Cornell astro professor) has the Sun and inner planets in the center of the town (The Ithaca Commons), and yes, like someone else said, Pluto is in fact located in the area.

      The marker in Hawaii is actually Alpha Centauri, the nearest star to our solar system (at 4 light-years distance). Most people would simply pass by this monument, but Sagan, in all his genius, realized that for the thousands of Ithaca residents and Cornell/Ithaca College student who go to Hawaii, after having travelled thousands of miles, at least a few would really put into perspective how small we really are in the universe (I know it's a definate stop for me when I visit Hawaii eventually).

      Sagan often wrote in this area. His "sequel" to his classic Cosmos was Pale Blue Dot. The name of that book is derived from a photograph of Voyager 2, way past Neptune, taking a photo of the solar system (again, this was Sagan's idea). Earth appears as a few blue pixels. Sagan would brilliantly describe to his readers (and students) such scales of the universe to us, and then write about how meaningless our bloodshed over a few miles of land or gold can be. It really put it into perspective. Get his books. Half.com has Cosmos and Pale Blue Dot for a few bucks each.

      He's truly missed.

    2. Re:Ithica's is bigger by Moofie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't miss his ill-founded sermonizing about nuclear winter.

      There are enough reasons not to blow each other up that we don't need to go spouting off about totally ludicrous ones.

      I am very sorry Dr. Sagan tarnished his reputation with his association with this kind of really bad science.

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    3. Re:Ithica's is bigger by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Neptune would have to be in the sea then.. appropriate :)

    4. Re:Ithica's is bigger by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Here is a link. (Note that there are some typos, such as "minus 250 celcius" where they meant "minus 25 degrees celcius".)

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  36. But! by javaaddikt · · Score: 1

    They forgot Planet X!!!

    1. Re:But! by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 1

      They forgot Planet X!!!

      Conversely, depending on your current beliefs on the state of the Solar System, "What the hell is Pluto doing in there?"

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    2. Re:But! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Actually I won't consider this "finished" until they get *all* the moons in place for the various planets. A new moon was discovered only a few months ago.

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  37. this is not a perfect model by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Funny

    the curvature of the surface of earth is greater than that of space.

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  38. Re:The world's largest Anus by screwthemoderators · · Score: 1

    Clearly Uranus is much bigger than our, ah, ...never mind.

  39. How about Earth's curvature? by ixt · · Score: 1

    Hm... I don't think it's a 3d scale model. All the planets except Pluto are all coplanar. Unfortunately, from the pictures on the site, all the planets seem to be an equal distance off the ground... but did they take into account the Earth's curvature? If not, then in reality all the model planets are not coplanar and therefore not a 3d scale (2d maybe). Right now the scale is treating the curvature of the Earth as a flat plane and that's not right.

    1. Re:How about Earth's curvature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote you to dig the proper depth of each of the planets...by hand with a spade.

      FU

      The rest of us have already graduated and already know the arrogance of a sophomore.

    2. Re:How about Earth's curvature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote YOU to dig the proper depth with your bunghole!

  40. *yawn* by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    Man, they really wussied out on the sun. It's just a two-dimensional arch. I want to see a fifty-foot ball of fire, godammit!

    Strangely enough, the world's largest rotating globe is also in Maine. It is far more impressive.

    1. Re:*yawn* by Pooua · · Score: 3, Funny
      Obviously, Maine has a lot of issues, and feels inferior to Texas.

      If someone ever wants to build a 40-mile radius solar system that has room to orbit the planets, many Texans could loan out their back yards.

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    2. Re:*yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least in Maine we know how to read and don't have beer cans mounted on fences with bullet holes in them. Oh yeah, GWB didn't mess up our economy either... yet :-)

    3. Re:*yawn* by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Man, they really wussied out on the sun. It's just a two-dimensional arch. I want to see a fifty-foot ball of fire, godammit!

      Drive a GM pickup into a Ford Pinto.

    4. Re:*yawn* by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Obviously, Maine has a lot of issues, and feels inferior to Texas.
      If someone ever wants to build a 40-mile radius solar system that has room to orbit the planets, many Texans could loan out their back yards.


      True... but then if you wanted to see it, you'd be forced to visit Texas.

    5. Re:*yawn* by ghostlibrary · · Score: 1

      Like the old joke says, what happens if you split Alaska into 2 even pieces? Texas becomes the 3rd largest state in the union.

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    6. Re:*yawn* by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the North Atlantic Ocean be a better representation of the Sun?

  41. Boston's Museum of Science has one too by maggard · · Score: 1
    Another scale model of the solar system is at Boston Massachusetts Museum of Science and nearby suburbs.

    Documented here it is described in the official exhibit guide as being scaled 6,215 miles per inch (helpfully translated by the 1st site as a 1-to-400 million scale model (1 inch equals 10,000 km)). The planets are all conveniently located in public places reasonably easily reached by public transportation or for the more hardy by bicycle.

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    1. Re:Boston's Museum of Science has one too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for that. :-)

      I've always wondered WTF that model of Mars was for in the Cambridgeside Galleria. For those interested, Mars is about the size of a marble. Next time I'm there, I plan on going across the street to to the Royal Sonesta Hotel to see Earth.

  42. Re:Ithi(a)ca's is bigger by bloosqr · · Score: 4, Informative

    After spending a few miserable years in ithaca, ny and staring at the "commons" walk for many a boring afternoon, I think your memories are escaping you. Pluto, is actually at the science center (somewhere on the "main road" route 13).
    Ithaca's "carl sagan" walk is probably smaller than maines actually.

    In fact the map is available on the net, if you want to take a look..

    -bloo

  43. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 93,000,000:1 scale replica of a turd?

  44. MS Can now take over the universe! by croftj · · Score: 1

    Hopefully Linux will beat them to it.

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  45. take that earth by sstory · · Score: 4, Funny

    it would be really funny to paint your car up like a big rock and drive it at 7 mph (651,000,000 mph in scale) to simulate an asteroid collision at near light speed.

    1. Re:take that earth by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      it would be really funny to paint your car up like a big rock and drive it at 7 mph (651,000,000 mph in scale) to simulate an asteroid collision at near light speed.

      There are enough such simulations already, minus the rock exterior.

  46. When is the Model by The_Spide · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Presumably because the model is static it is a
    snapshot of the planets orbits at particular
    date (with a repeating interval).

    Has someone predicted when the planets will be
    next be the same as the model?

    1. Re:When is the Model by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      My guess is it's even more simplistic than that. They probably just take the mean distances of the planets from the sun, and then place all the model planets in a row at those distances. The planets may never all line up the way they are in the model, because of the resonances among them.

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    2. Re:When is the Model by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is only one orbital resonance amoung the "planets", and that's the Neptune-Pluto 3:2 one. If I recall my relative positions at Pluto's perihelion correcltly, and if I've done my math right, when Pluto is at its average distance, Neptune is never in the area.

  47. Now the first coolest model... by big_debacle · · Score: 1

    That's now claimed the spot for coolest scientific oriented model that I've seen. It moves the San Francisco Bay model down to the number two spot.

    Now I just need to find number three...

  48. They have a big globe in Maine too by tiltowait · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maine also has the world's largest Revolving/Rotating Globe, 41 feet in diameter, at the DeLorme map company office. They make the state atlases that are based on topo maps (good for camping and stuff).

  49. Bridgewater, home of Uranus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only one planet, Uranus remains. We hope to have Uranus up in the Spring.

    How can you not laugh

  50. The Mall in Washington by FroBugg · · Score: 1

    The largest scale model I've personally seen was the one on the Mall in Washington, DC. It's pretty piddly compared to this one, but it was still the neatest part of my entire trip there. It's got the advantage of all being within the bounds of a very reasonable walk.

  51. Sponsorship! by Ridge · · Score: 1

    With recent, excessive, and pervasive corporate sponorship, Earth shall henceforce be known as Chrysler, Plymouth, Dodge, Jeep Earth.

    Earth

  52. AutoCad Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AutoCad comes with a 1:1 scale drawing of the solar system. It's pretty cool. After opening it, you see the whole system with circles drawn for the planet orbits. You can turn the orbit layer off and then you can see these tiny specks. Once you start zooming in on the earth, you realize the speck is NOT earth, it's a circle for the orbit of the moon. It's a 2-D drawing... I've always wanted to do a 3-D version.

  53. Re:What a fucking waste of time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like diddle themselves with a pork chop? I'm sorry my friend, but you have that base well-covered.

  54. RICH BOYS WITH STUPID IDEAS by nirbasito · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...and to think some of them got a grant or scholarship to study ...whose money is being spent for this absolutely ridiculous project anyway????

    1. Re:RICH BOYS WITH STUPID IDEAS by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Hey, us poor boys can do it too. We just have to use painted beach balls, soccer balls, etc. I doubt it could weather a big storm or BB attack, but, we could do it otherwise.

  55. Shows why "to scale" isn't always best. by Forge · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The most obvius problem with building this scall model seams to be that the Sun isn't actualy a Ball.

    Seriusly. I think other "partialy to scale" modelsarebetter for the simple reason that if you get the reletive sizes of all the planets right but ignore the actual distance betwean them you enable people to look over the whole thing.

    As is it looks like they streached the scale large enogh so someone won't literaly poket mercury andthus ended up with acrane to lift saturn and a sun that isn't all there.

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    1. Re:Shows why "to scale" isn't always best. by Forge · · Score: 1

      I take that back.

      Getting the comunity to help build it works to the benifit of sience just like televised socket laounches did.

      Perhaps better.

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    2. Re:Shows why "to scale" isn't always best. by jagilbertvt · · Score: 1

      socket launches? I didn't realize we were launching socks into space.

    3. Re:Shows why "to scale" isn't always best. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're not launching rocks, either, dumbass!

      socket=>sock
      rocket=>rock

      the stupidity of some folks these days.

    4. Re:Shows why "to scale" isn't always best. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sure about that?

  56. Somebody overdid Jupiter by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Looking at the Jupiter webpage, it appears that they got carried away with the paint job. The earlier layers of painted bands look more faithful to me, then somebody put a "tomato soup" coat on it, hiding the rather even banding that is found on the real thing. Plus, the real thing is mostly light-tan, not red. I have seen the real thing through small telescopes, and Nasa tends to increase the contrast and color of their photos to bring out detail. But even those photos don't have so much red. The Mars team had extra paint or something? :-)

    Further, it appears the models are round, but the larger planets are noticably "flattened" due to centrifugal rotational force.

    1. Re:Somebody overdid Jupiter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it really does look like they dropped the sphere into a vat of tomato juice...

  57. New Jersey is doing something similar… by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    â¦with a scale model of the human bowel.

  58. nope, it's not by squibix · · Score: 1

    As someone has already pointed out, your memory misleads you... As I recall, in Ithaca's model the four inner planets are all within the Commons, so its Earth is less than a hundred feet from its Sun--nothing like one mile. Though I don't know where Pluto was in that model I walked from the Commons all the way out past Uranus, so unless something's grievously wrong with the scale I think Hawaii is out of the question.

    Also, comparing the two: Ithaca's isn't three-dimensional, as the models are round plexiglass windows in stone gravestone-looking things (or rather little dots on those windows).

  59. This just in... by SVDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    A small black monolith has been spotted in the vicinity of the Jupiter model.

    Researchers at the University of Maine had no comment.

    1. Re:This just in... by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > A small black monolith has been spotted in the vicinity of the Jupiter model.

      Oh man! Somebody in Maine PLEASE you must put a monolith near the Jupiter model.

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  60. Honey, Pack The Car by The+Dobber · · Score: 1


    We are going to Maine for summer vacation !!

  61. Well, yeah, but... by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    ...are they going to move it in real time?

  62. Their 'Sun' model seems a little odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears that they are using 1/4 of a metal hoop as their Sun.

    http://www.umpi.maine.edu/info/nmms/solar/sun.ht m

  63. At Presque Isle?! by squibix · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you know UMaine Presque Isle is just filled with rich scholarship boys.

    1. Re:At Presque Isle?! by TheGreek · · Score: 1

      No rich scholarship boys. Just lots of annoying Physical Education and Criminal Justice majors.

  64. Humph! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    Build a to-scale *working* model, and I'll be impressed.

    "Hit the brakes, Barney!"
    (Screech! Wooooosh!)
    "May goodnes, Betty! Was that a UFO?"
    "I think it was a scale model of Saturn, Barney."
    (Ping! Tap! Tick!)
    "Ah... Trojan asteroids..."

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  65. But the model is wrong! by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

    ...They've modeled their solar system with everything revolving around the Sun when it's quite obvious all the planets and moons revolve around ME...

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  66. For now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kansas is also in the solar system scale model business. As if we needed another reason to visit the Walmart in Hays, it's the proposed site for the planet Mercury.

    http://www.fhsu.edu/Leader/2001/050401/news/star s. html

  67. photoshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhat offtopic, but what's the deal with this picture:

    http://www.umpi.maine.edu/info/nmms/solar/images/S olarSysNeptune04.jpg

    Thats an odd way to fix the colors...

  68. Definately to scale by Nix0n · · Score: 1

    Yep. Miles and miles of distance separates Sun from its custom- er, planets, with Sun thinking it knows how much, uh, flux they want, versus what they really do want.

    They forgot to include the binary star system RedHat & IBM which swoops in oftener than not and picks off the planets one by one.

  69. Is it dynamic? by sbergman2 · · Score: 1

    Motorists and pedestrians in the vincinity of Presque Isle, Maine are warned to use caution and to observe all roadway warning signs. ("Jupiter Crossing", "Do Not Drive Into Rings", "Beware of Mars", etc.)

    The sun should be pretty safe. It would be ~45ft in diameter, but it would just rotate and emit ~500 watts. (4*10^26W/((1/93,000,000)^3) = 497W

    1. Re:Is it dynamic? by sbergman2 · · Score: 1

      Oops!

      (4*10^26W) / (93,000,000^3) = 497W

      That's better. ;-)

  70. ancient Roman weights and measures again by Swordfish · · Score: 1

    This is yet another splendid opportunity for education in metric units lost. I imagine there will be information boards in front of each planet giving the weight in ounces and the volume in gallons. When will the USA catch up with international standards?

    But seriously though, a much better place to do this is in the Australian outback. We have enough room for it, and we even have enough room to mount the planets on vehicles and drive them around at the right speed without running into anything. In fact, this would make a nice tourist attraction for Alice Springs. Let me see now, Earth radius = 6371 km, distance to Sun = 150 million km, Radius of Earth model = 42 mm. Hmmm... it will need a dingo fence.

  71. most are, but not exactly, and not pluto by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    The ecliptic is the plane of the Earth's orbit. Most other planets in the solar system have planes that are very close (though not identical), but Pluto's orbital plane is tilted by about 17 degrees.

  72. Re:What a fucking waste of time! by BTWR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Couldn't these people do something more productive with their time?

    You mean, they're idiots for building a scientific and educational piece of art, and you're NOT wasting your time by surfing the web on Saturday evening? :)

  73. I wonder... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

    ...if they took the curvature of the earth over those 40 miles into account in the z-axis of the setup. Or even if inclination of the orbitplanes is taken into account at all.

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  74. Best Line on the site by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    Checking the progress of Uranus

    using a mirror?

  75. FACTOID by willtsmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The names of weekdays are named after planets.

    Check it out at: http://seds.lpl.arizona.edu/nineplanets/nineplanet s/days.html

    http://cjvlang.com/Dow/main/dow1.html

    Our English planet references are weird because our references are derived from Swedish.

    Vikings settle -> Normandy
    Normans Conquer -> England

    And btw, the last day, the day god rested is (Saturn)day, Saturday, Sabado, SABBATH!!! This is the ONLY one of the English weekdays derived from LATIN rather than Swedish due to christian influences. Hence, most christians go to church on the wrong day: the day of the Sun instead of the day of Saturn 8-(

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  76. wasted money by unisol5 · · Score: 0

    how about spending money on something useful like chairs on which students can sit? Instead they have to sit on wooden chairs made in 1960's and having a bolt stick up their ass. Wasted money.

  77. If all the planets and stars lined up... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else half expect to get a goatse link when clicking on the Uranus link? Damn Slashdot conditioning... ;)

  78. Step Up to the Next Level by Bob+Munck · · Score: 1

    I've seen descriptions of a half-dozen of these solar-system models, here and abroad. It's time to go to the next level, a scale model of the Milky Way galaxy. All we need is a basketball painted black for the center and a hundred million LEDs.

    Great project for the next Burning Man.

  79. And if you jog from the sun to the earth.. by starman97 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And it takes you 15 minutes, then you are walking
    at a scale speed of .5C
    If you run it in 8 minutes, then you would be exceeding the (scale) speed of light.

    Driving from the sun the Pluto in 1 hour would
    be an scale speed of 5C (Warp Factor 1.6?)

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    1. Re:And if you jog from the sun to the earth.. by The+Creator · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you run it in 8 minutes, then you would be exceeding the (scale) speed of light.


      Not if the 8 minutes was measured with the watch you were carrying :)

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  80. they seem by Servo · · Score: 1

    hard at work, trying to raise uranus.

    You there in the back, quit snickering.

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  81. Vandal Magnet by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think that (at least the smaller) planets will have to be regularly replaced?

    Home Depot sells bolt cutters and university students drink beer, right?

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  82. Future Archeologists would say by mveloso · · Score: 1

    That any resemblance to the solar system is just a coincidence, since the people at the time the structure was built only had primitive tools and technology, as well as no notions of astronomy or the higher maths needed to accurately predict planetary motions or distances.

  83. Other solar system models by misc$*!q · · Score: 2, Informative
  84. *SIGH* by $0+31337 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Living in Maine and actually working for the University of Maine system, I can guarantee that at least one of the planets will be knocked down via 12 gauge by the end of the week.

  85. Interesting Article From Smithsonian by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This article from Smithsonian Magazine describes the Maine Solar System Model and the guy who put it all together, with a budget of $0. Everything from labor to the land to house the planets on was donated.

    Think we can hire him to manage some Open Source projects for us? <grin>

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  86. My Scale Model by nrlightfoot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few years back I made an aproximate scale model of the solar system to liven up a run, using the scale 1mm for 1000km. It ended up being around 3.5 miles long. Running along along it gives a good impression of how big and empty space really is. If you ever get the chance, check out one of the scale models. They really make you feel quite small.

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  87. 2nd funniest line on the site by berniecase · · Score: 1

    Uranus is ready to go!

    (Good to know, I say.)

  88. Re:What a fucking waste of time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup, they're idiots.
    Not for "building a scientific and educational piece of art", but for the b.s. con job that they are pulling off.
    "Send us funding so we can build neptune" ... give me a break, sounds as pathetic as those PBS shows where 75% of the show is ruined because of them begging for money throughout the show
    -- and everyone knows that the begging is not for the art -- although perhaps at one time long ago it was. When it was realized how much cash can be swindled out of people, the art became secondary in importance, if that.
    I bet that some 12 year olds could do a better job at making that solarsystem, and they'd do it for the fun of it, not so that they could go around town giving bullshit speeches about how this wonderful project will educate children about the beauty of art and science when in reality all they want is cold hard cash.
    Just set some kids loose in a junkyard with a few blow torches....that would be a cool use of time. :-)

  89. Re:What a fucking waste of time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops...that's Uranus, not Neptune.
    I guess that should then read:
    "Send us funding so we can build Uranus"....Geee,
    I now feel sorry for the poor bastard for going all over the place asking to fund your anus. :-(

  90. I'm small by pdjohe · · Score: 1

    After looking at the sun, Jupiter and some of the other planets, and then looking at Earth, I feel sooo small....

  91. Re:...but Mars lucked out. by instarx · · Score: 1

    That's not paint on Mars - it's the atmosphere. There simply happens to be a planet-wide dust storm in progress. That might not be as lame as it sounds if the paint pigment is iron oxide.

  92. What's a Lagrange tube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's a Lagrange tube? I can't find any reference to one on google.

  93. Summary with Metric by frank249 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone except the US uses metric so here are some quick conversions:

    University of Maine Model of Solar System scale 1 - 93,000,000 (93 mil miles = 149,668,992 km)

    Sun Diameter: 50 ft (15.12 m)

    Mercury Diameter: 2.1 inches. 0.4 mi. from Sun (.643 km)
    Venus Diameter: 5.2 inches 0.7 mile from Sun (1.13km)
    Earth Diameter: 5.5 inches 1 mile from sun - (1.609km)
    Moon Diameter: 1.5" 16ft from earth
    Mars Diameter: 2.9 inches 1.5 miles from Sun (3.9km)
    Jupiter Diameter: 61.4 inches (5 feet)
    * Location: 5.3 mile from Sun (8.5km)
    * Moons:
    o Io (diameter 1.6 inches, 182 inches [15+ feet] from Jupiter axis)
    o Europa (diameter 1.3 inches, 289 inches [24+ feet] from Jupiter axis)
    o Ganymede (diameter 2.3 inches, 461 inches [38+ feet] from Jupiter axis)
    o Callisto (diameter 2.1 inches, 811 inches [67+ feet] from Jupiter axis)

    Saturn Diameter: 51.9 inches
    * Location: (9.7 miles from Sun)(15.6 km)
    * Inner Ring Diameter 63 inches
    * Outer Ring Diameter 117 inches (10 feet)
    * Moon Titan (diameter 2.2 inches,526 inches [43+ feet] from Saturn axis)

    Uranus Diameter: 22 inches
    * Location: 19.5 miles from Sun (31.4km)

    Neptune Diameter: 21.3 inches
    * Location: 30.6 miles from Sun (49.25km)

    Pluto Diameter: 1 inch
    Location: 40 miles from Sun 64.4
    * Moon Charon (diameter 0.5 inch, 8.5 inches from planet axis)

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  94. Re:Summary with Metric by ComaVN · · Score: 1

    University of Maine Model of Solar System scale 1 - 93,000,000 (93 mil miles = 149,668,992 km)

    scale has no unit, so conversion is pointless

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  95. Re:Summary with Metric by frank249 · · Score: 1

    Of course the scale has a unit. It is one mile to 93 mil miles. Did you think 1 inch to 93 mil inches would work?

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  96. Road building by isorox · · Score: 1

    What if someone wants to extend a road through Percy's Auto Sales? They'd have to demolish Earth. Oh I'm sure the plans will be made available, but at this scale Alpha Centauri is 280,000 miles away - just on the other side of the moon. But if we cant be bothered going there and lodging a complaint I'm sure that the highway will be built without much complaint.

    1. Re:Road building by akadruid · · Score: 1

      probably just time to get a couple of pints and some peanuts then.
      keep the change.

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  97. Simulations by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can take my dog and pretend it is "Space Gamora" coming to destroy the earth since everything is in scale now...

  98. I was wondering what that was by cornette · · Score: 1

    I took a drive to Aroostook on Memorial Day. I only saw three of the planets, even though I drove the entire length of the model. I saw Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune. I thought they should have made Mars be in Mars Hill.

  99. Dubious Distinction by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    And just why does Bridgewater have dubious distinction to being home to ....

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  100. Re:Summary with Metric by random_static · · Score: 1
    It is one mile to 93 mil miles. Did you think 1 inch to 93 mil inches would work?

    er... yes, actually, it would.
    HTH. HAND.

  101. How Much Did McDonald's Pay to Sponsor the SUN? by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

    Take a look at what they are a calling a three dimensional model of the sun. To me it looks very much like a two dimensional model of a section of the the Golden Arches.

    If this were to really be a 3d model, shouldn't the sun be sphere instead of an arch?

  102. Smithsonian on the Maill by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

    Last year I was biking on the Mall in front of the Air and Space museum and stumbled upon their model. It's stretched out along the road in front of Air and Space, the Hirshhorn, and the castle. Much smaller scale than Maine's model, of course, but still mind-blowing. Each planet was represented by a tiny round blip on a metal plaque. Comparing those blips to the dozens of yards of open space between them really brought the whole solar system into perspective.

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  103. Re:Summary with Metric by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

    Mercury, 2.1 inches. 0.4 mi. from Sun (.643 km)
    Venus, 5.2 inches 0.7 mile from Sun (1.13km)
    Earth, 5.5 inches 1 mile from sun - (1.609km)
    Moon, 1.5", 16ft from earth
    Mars, 2.9 inches, 1.5 miles from Sun (3.9km)
    Jupiter, 61.4 inches (5 feet), 5.3 mile from Sun (8.5km)
    Saturn, 51.9 inches, (9.7 miles from Sun)(15.6 km)
    Uranus, 22 inches, 19.5 miles from Sun (31.4km)
    Neptune, 21.3 inches, 30.6 miles from Sun (49.25km)
    Pluto, 1 inch, 40 miles from Sun (64.4km)


    I think that these numbers show not only the large distances involved in space flight, but also that our telescopes are pretty amazing for the job that they do as well.

    Perhaps they should show where all our interplanetary spacecraft are at the present time.

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  104. The shire of Manjimup is bigger than Texas by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Oz used to have three cattle stations each bigger than Texas. You can fit seven Texases into Western Australia without overlaps, bending, folding or cutting. Japanese tourists still jump into Perth taxis and ask to go (~3000km) to Sydney. Perhaps we could model the local cluster here. Are we done with the state envy yet? (-:

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