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A Unified Theory of Animal Locomotion

Roland Piquepaille writes "You probably already know that there is a master equation for all life processes based on metabolism. Now, physicists from Duke University have applied the so-called 'constructal theory' to explain how running, flying and swimming modes of locomotion are similar even if they're apparently unrelated. This single unifying physics theory explains how fast animals get from one place to another and how rapidly and forcefully they step, flap or paddle in relation to their mass. In other words, these scientists argue that the characteristics of animal shape and locomotion are predictable from physics."

229 comments

  1. Hold on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Will Wright doing this in Spore? (generating creature animations procedurally)

    1. Re:Hold on a minute... by User+956 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, Will Wright's working on a method to procedurally generate Roland Piquepaille Slashdot submissions.

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  2. Real animals only by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    the characteristics of animal shape and locomotion are predictable from physics

    They must be using real animals only. I know for a fact that the Pegasus's shape (to cite just one famous example) isn't predictable from physics.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Real animals only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm speechless.

    2. Re:Real animals only by bl4nk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What about a liger?
      It's pretty much my favorite animal.

    3. Re:Real animals only by blues_shuffle · · Score: 1

      For animals like the Pegasus you need to utilize the Intelligent Locomotion Theory.

    4. Re:Real animals only by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Well, those are real animals, so even though they do not occur in nature they follow real physics. BTW, those are bigass cats.

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  3. Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Re:Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm.. direct link to the article? Maybe it's an impostor.

    2. Re:Roland Piquepaille by slavemowgli · · Score: 0

      This time, though, the link provided doesn't go to his blog, so he doesn't get ad money for it. :)

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    3. Re:Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apprently you didn't look very well. Two links go straight to his blog.

    4. Re:Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In related news, scientists also discovered the unified theory behind the ratio of Roland Piquepaille accepted articles to submissions. Applying the so-called 'covetousness theory,' these scientists developed the formula describing the miraculous amount of articles from a single submitter, regardless of merit or ripped-off content. The answer, contrary to popular belief is not 42 but rather one. This ratio therefore implies that every article submitted has been and will be accepted. The reasons for this still remain unclear.

      However, these same scientists are hoping to answer the latter question by applying the same theory to the variables of slashdot editor kickbacks and Roland Piquepaille advertising money. More information on this research can be found In related news, scientists also discovered the unified theory behind the ratio of Roland Piquepaille accepted articles to submissions. Applying the so-called 'covetousness theory,' these scientists developed the formula describing the miraculous amount of articles from a single submitter, regardless of merit or ripped-off content. The answer, contrary to popular belief is not 42 but rather one. This ratio therefore implies that every article submitted has been and will be accepted. The reasons for this still remain unclear.

      However, these same scientists are hoping to answer the latter question by applying the same theory to the variables of slashdot editor kickbacks and Roland Piquepaille advertising money. More information on this research can be found here

    5. Re:Roland Piquepaille by jonnythan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My guess is that Roland is an alter ego of a /. staffer, or a /. staffer's buddy, and that /. staffer is getting kickbacks.

    6. Re:Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, but it was recently changed. When it was originally posted it did go to his blog.

    7. Re:Roland Piquepaille by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 1

      Let his advertisers know that we all use Firefox with Adblock. That might bring the rates down.

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    8. Re:Roland Piquepaille by dorkygeek · · Score: 1
      What YOU can DO:

      1. Mark rpiquepa as foe.
      2. Send mail to CowboyNeal (Jonathan Pater) complaining about Roland Piquepaille.
      3. Profit!

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    9. Re:Roland Piquepaille by ajs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll point out that the primary concern that you cite in your journal is that this guy is driving traffic to his site instead of to the sites of the source information, and yet this article's primary link goes directly from Slashdot to Duke University.

      It's sad when a canned reply that consists of a single link to an off-topic journal is modded up to a 5. Makes me think of the days when anti-Katz postings would be modded through the roof for no particular reason other than spite.

  4. Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by jackb_guppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is question I have asked my daughter from time to thing about... Are Bird and Fish the same or different?

    This article starts to show that yes they are.

    For me thought the answer is yes they are. They both can move 3 dimentally in they fuild mediums... Air and Water. Just one is just more dense then the other.

    Best example of this is Penguin. They "fly" in water.

    1. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, they are the same or different. I could have told you that without a research paper.

    2. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Forget the penguin for a moment.

      Are birds buoyant in their fluid?
      That right there is a big difference.

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    3. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 3, Informative

      As far as I'm aware, fish have gills and lay squishy (scientific term) eggs, while birds lay solid eggs and have lungs. Birds also have feathers, and I'm not aware of any feathered fish.

      And heck, if you're going to define our atmosphere and our ocean as a fluid medium, then you're saying that ALL animals are the same - name a single animal that travels through a completely SOLID medium.

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    4. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is question I have asked my daughter from time to thing about... Are Bird and Fish the same or different?

      This article starts to show that yes they are.

      Yes, they are what ? That wasn't a yes or no question. The answer was "same" or "different". How the fuck does someone screw up answering their own question?

    5. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by kfg · · Score: 1

      name a single animal that travels through a completely SOLID medium.

      I wish I was a mole in the ground
      I wish I was a mole in the ground
      If I's a mole in the ground
      I'd root this mountain down
      I wish I was a mole in the ground

      And parent poster is right about penguins flying in water. You only have to watch them for a few minutes to see it. They are birds and move like birds. They simply require a denser medium than air to fly in. A bit of bouyency doesn't hurt, but isn't strictly relevant to the way their wings produce propulsion and lift.

      KFG

    6. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course they are, just not nearly enough to stop them from plummeting downwards.

    7. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by dsanfte · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have obviously never hooked a bird up to a tank of hydrogen. I assure you, they're quite buoyant before they explode.

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    8. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one, pedant. :-)

    9. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny
      name a single animal that travels through a completely SOLID medium

      The Horta?

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    10. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      Moles and related animals create holes in the solid medium to move through - they don't travel through the solid medium, they make room for them to travel and then they travel through the empty room.

      Regardless of how penguins fly through water, that doesn't make penguins fish.

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    11. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Moles and related animals create holes in the solid medium to move through - they don't travel through the solid medium, they make room for them to travel and then they travel through the empty room.

      What on earth do you think animals that move through air and water do? You've never designed a boat or a car, have you?

      Maybe while driving or bicycling you've drafted a truck or something? The truck displaces air. Welcome to the hole.

      Regardless of how penguins fly through water, that doesn't make penguins fish.

      Regardless of their differences that doesn't make them entirely dissimilar.

      KFG

    12. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, my failure to include The Horta is only due to my best attempts to uphold the Prime Directive.

      Seriously though, even there, they're corroding things first and then moving through the hole or the goop left where they've melted whatever else away.

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    13. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stingrays "fly" in water too (I mean the larger kind that have "wings", not the smaller ones that look like fish frisbees). They are very interesting to watch. They're also very curious...they don't act like fish at all. They act more like puppies than fish actually.

    14. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Xarius · · Score: 1

      Penguins don't have feathers and they are birds. Just something to think about there ;)

      And worms travel through a solid medium!

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    15. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by slashdotnickname · · Score: 1

      This is question I have asked my daughter from time to thing about... Are Bird and Fish the same or different?

      Enjoy that playful moment while you can, for one day the question will be about the Birds and the Bees, at which point you'll want to quickly say "Game Over" and pretend the lawn needs mowing.

    16. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Servants · · Score: 1

      Are birds buoyant in their fluid?
      That right there is a big difference.


      The article explains that swimmers still have to fight gravity proportional to their body size, because the water they push out of the way while swimming effectively raises the surface of the fluid. I don't know that I entirely understand this, but that seems to be the authors' argument that it isn't such a big difference at all.

    17. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1
      Exactly - the parent poster is implying that birds and fish are the same, but not other organisms; the logical extension of his arguments would be that all animals are the same. Perhaps there are intrinsic similarities between locomotion between animals (which is what the OP is saying), not what the Parent Poster is saying, that is:
      Are Bird and Fish the same or different?
      ... For me thought the answer is yes they are [the same]. They both can move 3 dimentally in they fuild mediums... Air and Water. Just one is just more dense then the other.
      He implys that animals are the same if they move 3 dimensionally through fluid mediums. We have both shown that ALL organisms move 3 dimensionally through fluid mediums. I'm not saying that penguins and fish are entirely dissimilar, I'm saying that a penguin is != a fish, that's all. And even if you don't buy the transportation argument, there are a host of other criteria that prove birds and fish aren't the same.
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    18. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      See what I said earlier: "Moles and related animals create holes in the solid medium to move through - they don't travel through the solid medium, they make room for them to travel and then they travel through the empty room."

      Even if you don't buy that, the medium becomes a liquid by definition if the earthworm/mole/whatever can move through it. I know what you're thinking: "But dirt isn't a liquid!" - True, but earthworms couldn't move through dirt if it were JUST dirt, i.e. no air. The air allows it to act like a liquid when the earthworm moves through it.

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    19. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And heck, if you're going to define our atmosphere and our ocean as a fluid medium, then you're saying that ALL animals are the same - name a single animal that travels through a completely SOLID medium.

      You're missing the point. He's not saying they're related because they move through fluids, he's saying they're related because they have three dimensional control of where they are.

      And to some extent, that is something exclusive to them. Land animals have to do a lot more work than them in order to move in anything but the "plane" of the Earth.

    20. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by hazem · · Score: 1

      But dirt isn't a liquid"

      Ahh... but it can be: http://www.ce.washington.edu/~liquefaction/html/ma in.html

      The more I understand, the less I really know. Science has this nasty habit of taking things that make perfect sense, "dirt is a solid", and turn that sense on its head. Eventually, I think scientific advances will bring us all back to the philosophical perspective, "all things are one".

    21. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by kfg · · Score: 0, Troll

      Exactly - the parent poster is implying that birds and fish are the same, but not other organisms

      No he isn't.

      Are Bird and Fish the same or different? ... For me thought the answer is yes they are [the same].

      Here you have editorialized (a polite way of saying "put words into the mouth of") what the OP said to fit your claim by changing it's meaning rather dramatically.

      Here is what the OP said:

      Are Bird and Fish the same or different? ... For me thought the answer is yes they are.

      "Would you like to go the mall or would you like to go to the library?"

      "Yes."

      It is a not uncommon rhetorical ploy when when presented with apparently exclusive choices to answer in the singular to imply agreement with both options.

      KFG

    22. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cat_Who_Walks_Thr ough_Walls

      There's a cat named Pixel.
      Pixel walks through walls because he's to young to know that he can't. :O)

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    23. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No. Fish receive most of their vertical support from hydrostatic buoyancy; if a fish doesn't move a muscle, it will neither rise nor sink very quickly. All the muscular energy it expends goes into overcoming the drag that resists its forward movement.

      Birds have to expend some energy just to stay aloft, plus more to travel. If a bird doesn't move a muscle, assuming it's holding its wings in the gliding position, it will continuously lose altitude. Its drag has two components: parasite drag which resists its forward motion and induced drag which results from the lift-producing process.

      When a penguin (or other diving bird) swims underwater, it has to expend energy just to avoid floating up, because it's positively buoyant in water -- in effect, it's flying upside down.

      rj

    24. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      That is a good point - it makes me wonder how much dynamic 3d control an average bird, say, a swallow (That is, an unladen, European swallow) can exercise as compared to say, a goldfish.

      How would one measure that, anyway?

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    25. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      My somewhat educated guesses are as follows:

      1. In general, I'd say fish have more control than most birds
      2. Fish can pretty much stop if they like and move very little; almost no birds can (I think the hummingbird may be the only one able to hover)
      3. Birds can dive very quickly because they have gravity to assist them; fishs' climb and descent speeds will be a lot more equal
      4. A fish needs to expend energy to move forward; some birds have very very high glide ratios and can soar for quite some time while rarely beating their wings (not that sitting there with your wings outspread doesn't take energy)

    26. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Land animals have to do a lot more work than them in order to move in anything but the "plane" of the Earth.

      But they can still do it (for instance moving down through the ground can be easier then moving up, but in some cases it can be easier to move up then down, and near cliffs or other walls it is just as easy to move up or down, then it is to move forward or side to side).

    27. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Are Bird and Fish the same or different? This article starts to show that yes they are.

      Is the meaning of your comment easy or hard to decipher?

      I'd say that yes, it is.

    28. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      So it basically comes down to density and coef of viscosity, no?

      And what if we're comparing a fish to a bird to an earthworm or a mole?

      Could we say

      1. In general, I'd say fish have more control than most birds, but less than moles
      2. Fish can pretty much stop if they like and move very little; almost no birds can (I think the hummingbird may be the only one able to hover), but moles can stop dead whenever they like
      3. Birds can dive very quickly because they have gravity to assist them; fishs' climb and descent speeds will be a lot more equal, moles' will be identical
      4. A fish needs to expend energy to move forward; some birds have very very high glide ratios and can soar for quite some time while rarely beating their wings (not that sitting there with your wings outspread doesn't take energy), moles expand almost the same amount of energy going in any direction, except probably slightly less when going down and slightly more when going up

      So is it possible to expand the Fish :: Bird analogy to Fish :: Bird :: Mole, for example? I don't see why not.

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    29. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Informative

      As another poster pointed out, fish are boyant in water. They take advantage of this through an organ designed to control positive and negative boyancy (gas bladder). They use it to ascend and descend in depth without swiming. That's quite a major part of how fish move in water that's vastly different from how birds fly.

      That's not to say that fish and birds aren't similar in how they move through fluids, but to say they're the same is a vast misunderstanding of fish and birds.

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    30. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Look at it this way:


      |
      |
      |
      #
      |


      Say the | is water and the # is a fish. Now let's assume (this simplifies the situation, but it is still quite accurate) that one | weighs the same as a #. Now consider that somehow that system moved on to this state:


      |
      #
      |
      |
      |


      There is no energy difference between the two systems. The only thing the fish had to work against was friction (and building up his own inertia). He doesn't fight the gravity of the water--well he does but for each bit he fights he is pushed up by an equivalent bit! From a physics standpoint the vertical movement of a fish is the same as its lateral movement. Now look at that diagram again and pretend |'s are air but #'s are birds. The change between the two states now takes some energy.

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    31. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Informative
      Penguins don't have feathers

      Penguin FAQ
      "Penguin feathers are short, overlapping and densely packed. The outer part of the feather is waterproof while the inner down section traps an insulating layer of air, keeping the penguin warm in the sometimes freezing water."

    32. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Belseth · · Score: 1
      You have obviously never hooked a bird up to a tank of hydrogen. I assure you, they're quite buoyant before they explode.

      If you wrap duct tape around them they won't explode. It always worked for me.

    33. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by RossumsChild · · Score: 3, Informative

      [Ahem]

      I have to type in some non cap letters here, otherwise the server won't let my quote pass. It is not my fault it's all in caps. That's the way it was written the first time!

      So, without further ado, the quote, courtesy of that haven of IRC gems, bash.org:
      YES IS NOT AN ANSWER TO "A OR B?"

    34. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by EvanED · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It does seem like there's a qualitative difference in how they move. You yourself argued in other threads that the motions of a bird and fish are different than a mole, because the latter digs. I would add to your distinction the observation that the holes left behind by a mole are permanent in the short term, while the "holes" behind the bird and the fish refill pretty much instantly.

      You can take this point further and say that once a mole digs out a nice house, almost all his motion is constrained to the tunnels that are already dug. So while he has the capability to exercise full 3D motion, the natural state is that he does not. And more than that, even if he does keep digging just so that he can prove that he can go in any direction, he'll eventually make a cavern. At that point his 3D control has been lost, as he can't go up without refilling his home.

      None of these apply to the bird or the fish. Their motion is, to a large extent, not constrained. Look at the paths of either; they don't go in the same motion. There's no loss of control once they have flown a particular route, nor is there any factor to make them fly that exact route again. And the constraints that the DO face, for instance trees in the case of a bird, have parallels in the mole universe: they can't dig through rocks for instance.

    35. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by aXis100 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you seen images of submarines where they still cause a bit of a bow wave when slightly submerged? Pushing against the water in front creates a bit of a ripple, and even though the total volume of the water is the same, part of it is at a raised height. Due to gravity, this ripple requires some energy that has to be exerted - just like the bounce in running.

    36. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Servants · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree, but the article does -- it devotes seven (short) paragraphs to saying that in the process of moving between states (or just moving forward), the fish actually has to raise the water level. I think it's saying that when a fish pushes itself from point x to point y, the water it displaces from y doesn't just zap directly into x, but actually moves upward against gravity. The linked article doesn't attempt to explain the researchers' evidence for this, so I don't think there's much room for argument unless someone's read one of the researchers' papers and can explain more...

    37. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Servants · · Score: 1

      Huh, that makes sense. Thanks!

    38. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Of course they are, just not nearly enough to stop them from plummeting downwards.

      But that's not the definition of buoyant, so quit being "clever":
      buoyancy
      NOUN:
      1. The tendency or capacity to remain afloat in a liquid or rise in air or gas.
      2. The upward force that a fluid exerts on an object less dense than itself.
      Birds are not buoyant in air. Not even one little bit. It's an absolute definition: "remain afloat", "upward force .. less dense". They are capable of powered flight, but that's nothing to do with buoyancy. Period.
    39. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > name a single animal that travels through a completely SOLID medium.

      the garden variety mole.

      Then there's humans (the tunneling kind), termites, ants, mice, burrowing larve from a variety of insects, ...

      Now name one that can travel in vacuum!

    40. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a bot, right? No human can be that stupid.

    41. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      I would add to your distinction the observation that the holes left behind by a mole are permanent in the short term, while the "holes" behind the bird and the fish refill pretty much instantly.

      ... but isn't that just because the dopey old fishes don't swim fast enough (depending on your definition of short term)?

      See perhaps cavitation and wonder if there may not be a similar behaviour for very fast fish (if there were any, which there aren't)?

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    42. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. He's not saying they're related because they move through fluids, he's saying they're related because they have three dimensional control of where they are. And to some extent, that is something exclusive to them.

      Apart from a huge amount of flying insects, bats (which are about one third of all mammal species), marine mammals, squid, jellyfish, all the other invertebrates in the sea... I suspect flying insects alone outnumber birds and fish combined.

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    43. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Given that water isn't readily compressible, it arguably couldn't go anywhere but up.
      At least that's the only explanation I could come up with after some head scratching and a beer. :)

      But then I never was the one for fluid dynamics, maybe I ought to read some kind of basic manual on the subject.

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    44. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Sorry but it has been shown time and time again that near cliffs it's much easier to move down than up.
      Much faster too.

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    45. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still called the buoyant force when the object is more dense than the fluid. See a physics text instead of the dictionary.

      Pedantically yours, AC.

    46. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      A random, fitting quote that I saw the other day:

      "The only interesting answers are those that destroy the questions."

      I don't know for certain who said it since the place where I saw it didn't directly attribute it, but odds are it was Susan Sontag.

    47. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      And heck, if you're going to define our atmosphere and our ocean as a fluid medium, then you're saying that ALL animals are the same - name a single animal that travels through a completely SOLID medium.
      Umm.. No.

      If you ask a physicist, both air and water *are* fluid. They both follow nearly the same laws of behavior.

    48. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > It's still called the buoyant force when the object is more dense than the fluid. See a physics text instead of the dictionary.

      He said just "buoyant," which is a quality (of an object within a fluid): either yes or no. Buoyant force, however, can be measured.

    49. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > "The only interesting answers are those that destroy the questions."
      > I don't know for certain who said it [...] but odds are it was Susan Sontag.

      Google suggests your attribution is correct.

    50. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter how fast the fish swims; that will only change how fast the water moves in relative to how long ago it was there. It will still flow back nearly instantly. Mole holes can stick around for years.

    51. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Fish can hover with very little energy required because they have a "swim bladder" which is essentially a ballast tank like on a submarine. They can control their vertical height in the water via planing (by physically swimming up or down), but their swim bladder is used to maintain a certain level without much effort.
      Birds can glide for long periods of time because wind resistance at typical animal velocities is very low, as compared to water resistance at the same velocity. Further, gliding is not possible for fish as they can not trade height for speed since they use a swim bladder to control height rather than having to actually beat their fins to maintain a height in the water. If a bird stops flapping, it will sink. It a fish stops flapping, it will still sit at the same level, unless it loses control of its bladder :)

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    52. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by wtansill · · Score: 1
      "name a single animal that travels through a completely SOLID medium."
      Earthworms?
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    53. Re:Swimming Fish = Flying Bird? by wtansill · · Score: 1
      "Moles and related animals create holes in the solid medium to move through - they don't travel through the solid medium, they make room for them to travel and then they travel through the empty room."
      I see. And fish do not move water molecules out of the way? Birds don't move air molecules out of the way? May I please have some of what you're smoking?
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  5. Science gibberish by Piroca · · Score: 5, Funny


    these scientists argue that the characteristics of animal shape and locomotion are predictable from physics

    I wonder who could expected the outcome to be the other way around.

    1. Re:Science gibberish by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      I for one did indeed expect that physics would be predicted by characterics of animal shape and locomotion :)

    2. Re:Science gibberish by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      A soviet russia joke is quite accurate here:

      In Soviet Russia, Physics predicts YOU!

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    3. Re:Science gibberish by jackb_guppy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder who could expected the outcome to be the other way around.

      Intelligent Design?

    4. Re:Science gibberish by ajs · · Score: 1

      No. Intelligent Design proponents would say that there's no particular reason that a creator would use a locomotion model that was not the most efficient.

      On the other hand, the discovery does weaken the ID central hypothesis: that of a threshhold of complexity, beyond which a "designer" is required.

    5. Re:Science gibberish by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Intelligent Design supporters would argue that this is further evidence that there is a creator behind everything. Their argument is that everything fits together so perfectly and logically that there must have been a creator. Not that I'm supporting intelligent design, I'm just clarifying things a bit.

    6. Re:Science gibberish by moonbender · · Score: 1

      When I was reading your post, Slashcode gave me a very fitting quote: "Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? -- Steven Wright"

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    7. Re:Science gibberish by ajs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Their argument is that everything fits together so perfectly and logically that there must have been a creator."

      And that's a fine thing to think, but you cannot rely on ID's central theme -- unexpected complexity -- when you have no frame of reference. By expanding the complexity of locomotion to physics in general, we render any assertions about complexity moot. Is physics complex? Maybe, but perhaps we are just poor judges of complexity. That argument is pure philosophy.

  6. Look Ma, no hands! by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

    and how rapidly and forcefully they step, flap or paddle in relation to their mass.
    Can't we do that already, as in... Oh look, the animal weighs 100 lbs and has two legs on the ground at any given point, so each leg has an average of 25 lbs of force on it?

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    1. Re:Look Ma, no hands! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      You have yet to take either statics or dynamics, have you?

      Your answer is valid only if the animal is standing still, all four feet are on the ground, and the animal's center of mass is exactly centered between all four feet. In other words, the "animal" you're talking about is a table.

  7. Wake me up when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...they've come up with A Unified Theory of Female Behavior. Meanwhile, back to yanking another one off.

  8. Their "design"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A single unifying physics theory can essentially describe how animals of every ilk, from flying insects to fish, get around, researchers at Duke University?s Pratt School of Engineering and Pennsylvania State University have found. The team reports that all animals bear the same stamp of physics in their design.

    Oh sweet Christ. Why, oh why, did they have to imply some sort of design? Is this some sort of attempt to get funding from the Creationist Institute?

    1. Re:Their "design"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      design n. A basic scheme or pattern that affects and controls function or development

      No need to get all worked up over absolutely nothing.

    2. Re:Their "design"? by wtansill · · Score: 1
      Oh sweet Christ. Why, oh why, did they have to imply some sort of design? Is this some sort of attempt to get funding from the Creationist Institute?
      <sarcasm>
      Interesting that you chose the epithet "Oh sweet Christ"; somewhat ironic, actually. And yes -- design -- you should see the UML diagrams specifying the class hierarchy for all the objects that have been or will be created...
      </sarcasm>
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  9. Wow...never would have guessed. by jmcmunn · · Score: 1


    Wow, I never would have guessed that you could predict the charactaristics and shape of an animal by the physics. When's the last time you would have guessed a bird was shaped like a cube? Or maybe a fish shaped like a donut? I hardly think it is amazing that you can predict the shape of an animal from it's physics. But hey, maybe these guys don't get out much...

    1. Re:Wow...never would have guessed. by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe, but maybe you didn't understand the article too... (judging from your post)

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    2. Re:Wow...never would have guessed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assume all cows are spherical...

    3. Re:Wow...never would have guessed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I never would have guessed that you could predict the charactaristics and shape of an animal by the physics. When's the last time you would have guessed a bird was shaped like a cube? Or maybe a fish shaped like a donut? I hardly think it is amazing that you can predict the shape of an animal from it's physics. But hey, maybe these guys don't get out much...

      You're obviously way too stupid to be reading Slashdot.

  10. Some robot guys already discovered that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Robotics researchers already knew that something like 'animal' locomotion could be implemented based on the principles of physics. ie. given the right mechanical setup, locomotion is almost automatic and takes no supervision by a computer.

    Actually, it's what you'd expect. Animals would naturally evolve to move in an efficient manner. It would give them an evolutionary advantage. What the bleep did these guys expect?

    www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050806/bob8.asp

    1. Re:Some robot guys already discovered that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the bleep did these guys expect?

      Lots of extra beer money when the grant check cleared to do the study?

    2. Re:Some robot guys already discovered that by qray · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it's what you'd expect. Animals would naturally evolve to move in an efficient manner.

      I be they were pretty funny to watch before they started moving in an efficient manner.

      Watching my dog chase its tail gives me a glimpse of what it must have been like.
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    3. Re:Some robot guys already discovered that by zephc · · Score: 1

      Might be something like this actually

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    4. Re:Some robot guys already discovered that by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Inspired by a simple walking toy called a Wilson Walkee, a penguin-shaped, unpowered gadget that could toddle down a slope on two legs,

      I knew it! Linux is everywhere!

    5. Re:Some robot guys already discovered that by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's what you'd expect. Animals would naturally evolve to move in an efficient manner. It would give them an evolutionary advantage. What the bleep did these guys expect?

      This sort of statement is destructive. Should we abandon all scientific experiments whenever we feel we already know what the results will be? Sometimes the obvious assumptions turn out to be very, very wrong.

      Aristotle once thought it was obvious that all objects eventually return to the "natural state" of being at rest. Looking around us at a world with gravity and friction, this sort of thinking is not hard to understand. Unfortunately, Aristotle was revered by thinkers for nearly two thousand years before Newton and others came along and actually bothered to do some experiments. One man's opinion impeded scientific progress for two millenia because nobody dared to question his authority.

  11. Broken math... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

    "Can't we do that already, as in... Oh look, the animal weighs 100 lbs and has two legs on the ground at any given point, so each leg has an average of 50 lbs of force on it?"

    *Fixed*

    Sorry.

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    1. Re:Broken math... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Okay, that's find and dandy until they move. Now, as you run, what are the various stresses that your leg endures? Is there any point at which your full weight is on just one foot? More than your full weight? Is there any point it which there is almost no weight on a foot? What is the range of weights? How 'bout for a bird's wings? How much does a bird have to flap its wings in order to hover (for birds that can) in relation to the range of fores on the wing? Fly forward? What about for a fish?

  12. Unrelated huh? by jhines · · Score: 1

    It is the same thing, swimming through a liquid, just many orders of magnitude different in viscosity.

    1. Re:Unrelated huh? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      It is the same thing, swimming through a liquid, just many orders of magnitude different in viscosity.


      I'm no physicist, but intuitively I'd think that the fact that air is compressable (and water is not) would have some effect on the process...

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    2. Re:Unrelated huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does, but only when you get close to the speed of sound... At low velocities, you can treat air as incompressible to good approximation.

    3. Re:Unrelated huh? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      From TFA, the point was that most motion involves:
      1) A vertical gravity component (the bounce in running or the lift/glide in flying)
      2) A horizontal motion/friction component.

      At first glance, swimming only has #2, but they realised that in swimming the fish has to displace some water as it moves. The sides and bottom of the water body are constrained (lake etc), however the top is not, so a slight ripple on the surface is crated. This may be inpercievable as it can be spread out over an entire lake, but is still a real gravity component.

    4. Re:Unrelated huh? by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      Actually air and water act the same way in terms of fluid dynamics.
      https://wwwcfs.cnet.navy.mil/ttfbangor/pers_dev/st arbase/fluid.htm

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  13. Orders of magnitude by John+Hawks · · Score: 1
    "From simple physics, based only on gravity, density and mass, you can explain within an order of magnitude many features of flying, swimming and running," added James Marden, professor of biology at Penn State. "It doesn't matter whether the animal has eight legs, four legs, two, even if it swims with no legs."

    I'm pretty sure that my own running speed is within an order of magnitude of almost anything with legs, regardless of its mass. That leaves a lot of biological interest within these simple physical parameters.

  14. The Terrorists are putting Dumb in the water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good God this article, posted at Duke university, is at the intellectual level of a 5 year old. In print and in person, seems like people are getting really dumb. How can such tripe make it to slashdot? I mean, theres always been a lot of drivel, but this thing, doesnt anybody notice...its gawdawful dumb?

    1. Re:The Terrorists are putting Dumb in the water? by Jeng · · Score: 1

      I have begun to wonder if perhaps the dumb articles are getting posted just so we can discus the level of dumb out there.

      As a nerd though I would much prefer to read people discussing smart.

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    2. Re:The Terrorists are putting Dumb in the water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are limits to smartness at any given time, dumb has no limits that i can find.

    3. Re:The Terrorists are putting Dumb in the water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a geek, I feel compelled to tell you that the difference between a geek and a nerd, is that nerds are socially inept.

  15. Some solutions missing. by Fortress · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Evolutionarily, one of the constraints on what features are successful is the physical ruleset. If the feature is to be successful, to some degree it must work reliably and efficiently within the rules of physics.

    That said, we have discovered solutions for locomotion that take better advantage of physics principles than those developed by life. Rotary motion, almost entirely missing from biology, is the basis for some of our simplest and most efficient devices, such as the wheel and the screw. If such methods are better, why has no animal evolved them?

    1. Re:Some solutions missing. by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If such methods are better, why has no animal evolved them?


      It could be just "bad luck" -- evolution isn't guaranteed to find the best solution to anything, only a solution that is "good enough" to guarantee survival of the species (otherwise the species would have gone extinct). But putting that aside, there are probably structural reasons why animals never evolved wheels -- for example, how would do you connect nerves or blood vessels to an appendage that needs to be able to rotate freely?


      Finally, it could be that in nature wheels aren't actually "better" after all. There wouldn't be much use in being able to roll down a freeway at 50MPH if there are no freeways, and your snazzy evolved bio-wheels keep getting stuck in the mud...

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    2. Re:Some solutions missing. by node+3 · · Score: 1

      If such methods are better, why has no animal evolved them?

      We have.

    3. Re:Some solutions missing. by SheeEttin · · Score: 0

      Because they either did not need them, or evolved more efficient methods.

      Take the horse. It moves very fast, by pushing against the ground in four places.
      Also, take the bird. It is very light and pushes against the air.

      In both of these, wheels would be useless. Horses usually are on rough terrain, not smooth roads. Birds could not use wheels, as there is nothing for them to use them on.

      Howver, in The Amber Spyglass (a book), the author describes an animal that did evolve the wheel. They secrete a lubricant from their u-shaped hooves (no jokes), and place their front and back pairs of feet on cylindrical protrusions from large nuts from the trees above. They use these nuts to roll along hardened lava flows at high speeds. Nowhere on Earth are there these lava flows serving as roads. This could be why no animal uses the wheel.

    4. Re:Some solutions missing. by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Because God didn't invent them, only godless heathens after they became impure invented them.

    5. Re:Some solutions missing. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Because ball bearings are a bitch and a half to maintain from organic tissue: there are very few free-spinning joints in nature because making them smooth, round enough to spin, and not attached between the "wheel" and the "axle" to that it can actually spin is amazingly difficult.

      A few animals roll effectively for short distances, but it's terribly inefficient because the you have to get the angular thrust from somewhere: if you're going to bother to have legs, why not just walk with them?

    6. Re:Some solutions missing. by hazard_then · · Score: 1

      There are certainly plenty of single-celled critters and even some larger parasites that use the screw as a means of locomotion. The wheel is a whole different problem. In order for it to work it has to be totally detached from its axle. That makes minor things like circulation, nerve transfer etc. rather difficult. Topologically, life forms tend to be of order one - donuts with skin on the outside and some form of digestive system on the inside. I think it's safe to say that there are NO known organisms that consist of two wholly independent parts (Master/slave relationships don't count!). /hazard..

    7. Re:Some solutions missing. by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      There are spiders (and snakes?) that ball up and roll down hills/sand dunes.

      Other than that, I'd imagine that rotary mechanism's are biologically quite difficult.

    8. Re:Some solutions missing. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "If such methods are better, why has no animal evolved them?"

      If wheels are "better" why doesn't everyone wear rollerskates instead of shoes?

      Wheels and screws are human inventions and therefore are a result of evolution. There seems to be no reason to assume it is even possible to create large scale living wheels from protien.

      Rotary motion: Religious fanatics often claim the rotary motion seen in the tails of some micobes is conclusive proof for their drivel.

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    9. Re:Some solutions missing. by DECS · · Score: 1

      The rotary motion developed for our vehicles can last on its own for about 5 years... if you are constantly putting pure fuel into it, changing the lubrication and performing other maintenance. Then you start replacing parts, then major parts fail and the entire system eventually has to be replaced.

      The mechanics and engineering of building something the only needs to run for a few years are quite different from the engineering required to develop units that would self-repair, self-maintain, self-fuel and self-clean. In the wild, they also need to reproduce. None of those features are addressed very well by a motion system that relies on extremely high heat and large, heavy moving parts that need to withstand that type of heat and pressure.

      The wheel, drive train, and engine are all at odds with the engineering principles required of living creatures.

    10. Re:Some solutions missing. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "But putting that aside, there are probably structural reasons why animals never evolved wheels -- for example, how would do you connect nerves or blood vessels to an appendage that needs to be able to rotate freely?"

      Just have some hard, crusty material become the wheels, like horn or bone or beak material. You could have the animals grow new ones every so often, like the rattles on a rattlesnake.

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    11. Re:Some solutions missing. by doubtless · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not animal, but the Prokaryotic Flagellum bacteria does have wheels for locomotion as per this article

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    12. Re:Some solutions missing. by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of finding local maxima. Genetic algorithms commonly used in research will rarely find the global maximum. Also, it's a matter of how useful these actually are in an environment. Snakes use a slithering motion that can be compared to that of a screw, with muscles moving back and forth. This motion is highly efficient and allows them to evade predators quite quickly. But for a large land-based creature, constant rotation would not lend itself towards being a viable form of life; finding and catching prey would be quite difficult. Can you imagine a creature looking something like an enormous screw sliding around on the land? It's not exactly intimidating when you know you can sidestep it or simply stay out of its way. Screws then, just aren't as efficient at doing what legs do.

    13. Re:Some solutions missing. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Rotary motion, almost entirely missing from biology

      Tumbleweeds roll their seeds many kilometres to new locations, speargrass seeds have a spiral tail that reacts to moisture to screw the seed head into into the ground, the spherical shape of many seeds is designed to roll them away from the parent plant.

      There are plenty of rotary motions if you look for them. Problem is, it's not efficient in most circumstances.

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    14. Re:Some solutions missing. by Debiant · · Score: 1

      Because there are other relations too that matter.

      Locomotion is just one dimension. Most things are optimized compromises that try to achieve many things. Adaptability, fertility, finding food, problem solving to mention few when we talk about life.

      If some life forms would be altogether dependant only on locomotion, they would propably develop wheel as their best form of existense or something similar depending on enviroment. Instead 'best' is best compromise when we take account 'what else species need to survive'.

      I'm inclined to think that you're good what you have to do, locomotion is important thing but hardly to such extend it would override everything. If we look life in this planet, I'd wager we can't prove that owning fastest or most efficient locomotion would make any species most able to survive. Thus maxium effiency in locomotion isn't needed ever so it doesn't exist.

      Or otherwise we would be all gaselles or something much more faster in locomotion than man is. I don't think dinosaurs where awfully effience and fast either were they?

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    15. Re:Some solutions missing. by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one reminded of "the amber spyglass" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amber_Spyglass) Where wheeled creatures are a crucial part of the story???

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    16. Re:Some solutions missing. by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Be a hedgehog - roll into a ball and voila! Instant rolling!

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    17. Re:Some solutions missing. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      I think there are several problems with wheels. The first being that it's far more difficult to traverse rough terrain with wheels than it would be with legs.

      There are also significant technical problems. One problem is that there's no real way to deliver power to wheels in a biological organism. Not only that, it would require a complex system which includes a suspension and a method for turning those wheels. The wheels would also have to be a seperate organic mass which has grown out of, but remains attached to the body of the organism. Then there's the problem of friction and wear. An injured animal may still be able to move itself around, but an animal who loses one or more of it's wheels, something which would probably happen easily, would almost certainly die on the spot.

      Interestingly enough, while a wheel is a simple concept, legs are a far easier to implement in nature. That's not to say that on some other planet the conditions aren't ideal for animals with wheels.

    18. Re:Some solutions missing. by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

      er.. almost anything that uses cilla for locamotion harnesses rotory motion. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_protein If you have not come across these before then check the out they are facinating. Nature is way ahead of what we have achieved so far

    19. Re:Some solutions missing. by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Actually, your arguments about wheels in nature bring me back to an issue I was pondering yesterday. I finally sat down and watched Firefly (all 15 episodes) yesterday, and as is my nature, I started trying to pick apart the show, especially regarding the use of "old technology" interspersed with "new technology". Chiefly, if they can fly between planets, why are they using horses for transportation and not some other sort of conveyance. What you say about wheels not being much use if there are no freeways comes very close to summing up my eventual conclusion on the issue. Without a good, mostly flat surface, wheels really aren't much use. One of the biggest reasons horses were probably so popular with the settlers in the show was due to their ability to handle rough terrain. They can do things that cars can't do, such as step over obstacles and dynamically adjust their footing in order to find the best traction in low tracion situations. Quite simply, wheels are extremely convenient in developed areas, but there probably weren't a whole lot of areas like that until the last couple of thousand of years or so.

      (As an aside, the other primary reasons that I can see for using horses on a remote planet have to do with the "maintenance" and "fuel" problems. You can fuel your horses with a much more easily harvested fuel that is also renewable. As for maintenance, well they either maintain themselves, or they get turned into glue. Not to mention, there's the added benefit of having the conveyances themselves design and construct next years model, thereby leaving the entire process up to the true experts.)

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    20. Re:Some solutions missing. by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      But putting that aside, there are probably structural reasons why animals never evolved wheels -- for example, how would do you connect nerves or blood vessels to an appendage that needs to be able to rotate freely?

      That, and the wheel would probably be too big of a jump.

      It's one thing to realize that an animal with a backbone, a head, a tail, and four or so limbs can go through a large amount of permutations to give us everything from simple critters, to snakes to dinosaur to platypus -- the basic vertebrate shape is fairly well evidenced in all of em. It doesn't represent a complete departure from a basic shape, but the elements of a fish skeleton are echoed in our own.

      It's a whole different ball game to change the existing shapes in any way which ends up at wheel. It's not like by infinitely permuting the components you'd end up there, because it's a complete departure. The wheel as a limb would be almost orthogonal to all of the other limbs which a have evolved. Wheels would almost have to come out of the blue competely.

      One thing that's always struck me when you see the shapes that have evolved, is the kernel of similarity which is common among the ones which had common ancestors -- no matter how widely different they ultimately ended up.

      While there is huge diversity in what they ended up as, there's an underlying similarity to all of it. The fore-limb and rear-limb arrangement seems to be more of the starting point from which everything else came. Things like gears, wheels and the like don't seem likely to come out of the malleability of those basic structures.

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  16. Re: Max weight on a exoskeleton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So my two ton exoskeleton will let me fly?

  17. extreme by madpiggy_dj · · Score: 0

    extremely interesting anyway mirror http://www.thebesttrek.net/forum/index.php?topic=3 31.0

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  18. DURR by ClamIAm · · Score: 4, Funny
    This single unifying physics theory explains how fast animals get from one place to another

    Well if they're fast animals, and they're going from one place to another, perhaps they do it by moving quickly? Ever considered that?

  19. This would really only be interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if "physics" predicted a shape of an animal that doesn't exist, suggesting a style of locomotion we haven't seen before.

  20. In Other Words... by GWSuperfan · · Score: 1

    In Nature, as in many other things- Form follows function.

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  21. And what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the duckbilled platipus. I don't think physics could've put together that frankenstein of an animal, or quite describe it's shape/locomotion relationship.

  22. Finally, learning how to swim. by chug2k · · Score: 1

    Bejan finally realized the answer. Although fish are neutrally buoyant, they still have to push water out of the way to move forward, he said. So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong! Push water OUT of the way to move forward...thank you Bejan. Thank you. God this article was dumb.

    1. Re:Finally, learning how to swim. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that this article is terrible. It had an interesting subject, there is a formula for leg motion (any number) based on pressure. The article screwed-up badly on lots of details. Eg: fish moves water -> lake goes up. No, fish moves water, period!

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    2. Re:Finally, learning how to swim. by reyno · · Score: 1

      Yup. When in the water, the fish has already displaced its volume of water. When moving forward, or any direction in the depth it is, it does not have to do work against gravity. If the fish is swimming forward, the surplus of water in front of the fish can be considered going to fill the otherwise resulting void behind the fish. It does not have to be the exact same water molecules, pressure etc will take care of balancing the thing out.

      I also agree that the article was not very informative, just repeating a kind of intro about the similarities. More detail would have been nice.

    3. Re:Finally, learning how to swim. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      It's more subtle than you think... Take this statement:

      Fish must, therefore, work against gravity to lift an amount of water equal to their own mass for each body length they move forward.

      I was initially very confused by this statement. Why should the displaced water have the same mass as the fish. Like probably anyone else here, I was taught that the amount of liquid displaced by submersing something was equivalent in volume to the object submersed, not equivalent in mass.

      But then I remembered the density equation (d = m/V). They had just stated that fish are effectively "weightless" in water. Which must mean their average density is effectively the same as water. So d1 = d2. And since V1 = V2, by the definition of displacement, the only other variable in the equation (m) must also be the same. So the amount of water displaced by a fish has both the same volume and the same mass as the fish. (It may be useful yo further note, as others have, that while mass may figure significantly in the equations governing both fish and bird motion, it probably doesn't figure in the same way, since birds are not "neutrally bouyant" in the air.)

      At any rate... Simple, yes. Obvious, not necessarily.

      Unfortunately, the article is not very technical. I would have enjoyed some more technical detail. But the research sounds fairly remarkable. I think to the general, non-technical audience to which this article was probably addressed, it may be surprising that there is an underlying pattern or set of principles shared by all different types of animal motion. But as someone who had more than my share of physics courses in college (I'm a Computer Engineer, not a Mechanical Engineer, dangit!), that's not the impressive discovery here. What impresses me is that they have nailed down what that pattern is, pretty much building it from basic concepts.

      IMHO that deserves some applause.

    4. Re:Finally, learning how to swim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you sit smugly at home trolling slashdot with your apparent idiocy, Bejan is a professor of mechanical engineering at a well respected university who's work has passed sufficient peer review over the course of 10 years to be deemed worthy of publication in the leading journel of the field.

      I have to believe the air with which you blithly dismiss his findings as trivial to be borne of ignorance vice overwhelming intelligence - but my apologies if I am incorrect.

      Cheers,
      -Lewis

  23. Animal, Vegetable, and Mineral Locomotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Unified Theory also applies to piston engines and sand flows.

  24. Allow Me by TubeSteak · · Score: 0, Troll

    To point you to a previous post i've made on this subject
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=172700&cid=143 77094

    For those to lazy to click, the important part is that Roland Piquepaille has been submitting articles since 2002 and people have probably been bitching about it since.

    Y'all need to simmer down. AC's and registered users alike.

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    1. Re:Allow Me by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How is this informative? So what if he's been abusing the system for that long. It just means he has a long history of not linking directly to the site and instead linking to his blog, thus stealing revenue from the original site.

      This guy is scum and the fact that Slashdot editors continue to post his stuff says a lot about how they view their readers.

      So like hell we'll simmer down, cuz I'm sure that's just what the editors and Roland would want.

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    2. Re:Allow Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative, because it is a statement that some might not already be aware of.

      You people who stand on such "high moral ground" with regard to Roland are simply on crack. You, with your valiant sense of fairness and defense for the original article source, are just plain pathetic. Quit trying to impose your "moral" views on the rest of us, like the other zealots in this pathetic world.

      Cry like a baby that someone's revenue source should be "protected" from being redirected by some other entity. Survival of the fittest, indeed.

      If you don't like what he submits, don't read it, but quit griping about it as if your ridiculous rantings could/would/should actually change the behaviour of anyone, because it won't. If you don't like it, move on to something that does interest you moron.

    3. Re:Allow Me by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Actually the story did interest me. And I'd like to see more stories like it continue to be written. Unfortunately if the writers of the site who wrote it don't get paid, they'll stop writing.

      People like Roland are parasites of the internet, leeching off the efforts of others and preventing them from being compensated for their work.

      Your point about why the post was informative is valid, however the rest of your post is nothing but flamebait. You make no case for your argument other than "I'm on crack for having morals and a sense of fairness" and you somehow see this as pathetic.

      I'm all for getting great content, and people like Roland are directly opposed to that by the method of which they make their living.

      As to your point about quit whining because it won't change anything...well, that is entirely possible. However I can be absolutely certain that it won't change anything if I just keep quiet about it.

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  25. It seems like the most important thing said... by gbutler69 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...in this article is, "...with a given gravity and density of their tissues, the same basic patterns of their design would evolve again."

    This is important because it would suggest that were humans ever to travel to an "Earth-like" planet, we would likely find life-forms that would appear quite familiar to us. We would not likely find "exotic" life-forms that were nothing like what we'd seen before.

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  26. MOD PARENT UP OR GRANDPARENT DOWN by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the exact same thing.

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  27. All fish are donuts but not all donuts are fish by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Or maybe a fish shaped like a donut?"

    I hate to break this to you but most animals (including fish and humans) are shaped like donuts (tube surrounded by the organisim). This is not the only "body plan", there are ~30 others still around today, (eg: Jellyfish have only one orifice). All body plans that have ever existed hail back to (or before) the Cambrian explosion

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    1. Re:All fish are donuts but not all donuts are fish by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

      You need to spend less time reading topology books

    2. Re:All fish are donuts but not all donuts are fish by tomlouie · · Score: 1

      Topographically, yes, most animals and humans are donuts via the alimentary tract. However, for the purposes of fluid dynamic modeling, most animals & humans are better approximated as a sphere than a toroid, unless we're talking the Goatse Man or a RamJet Fish.

    3. Re:All fish are donuts but not all donuts are fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually we're not donuts, because we have more holes than donuts do. Two nostrels, a mouth, an anus, and the end of the ureter at the least. You could make a case for the eye sockets and ears as well.

    4. Re:All fish are donuts but not all donuts are fish by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      At sufficient resolution all life is shaped like swiss cheese.

      Many of the organs you mention are considered as variations on the end of the "tube", ie: they all pass through the stomach. The blood stream and other minute passages in and around the body are ignored. This is done to create distinct "body plans", traditionally used to classify life into different phyla.

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    5. Re:All fish are donuts but not all donuts are fish by themysteryman73 · · Score: 0

      If I was shaped like a donut, I would never be hungry! ^_^

  28. Some IP guys already discovered that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Robotics researchers already knew that something like 'animal' locomotion could be implemented based on the principles of physics. ie. given the right mechanical setup, locomotion is almost automatic and takes no supervision by a computer."

    Hey look everybody! Intelligent Physics!

  29. Fish lift their weight in water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think that makes sense. What if the fish sat partly above the water like a ship does? Is it still lifting anything? Isn't it just regular friction that slows a fish?

  30. Three legs? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    How come there aren't three/five/seven limbed critters running around? (star fish don't count)

    Is symmetry that important?

    I wouldn't claim a monkey's tail or an elephant's nose is a fifth limb, even though they're very functional.

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    1. Re:Three legs? by Unordained · · Score: 1

      Assuming evolution (mutation + selection) and a limited amount of time, nothing guarantees that all plausible body models will be attempted. Not everything attempted gets fossilized. Not everything fossilized has been discovered. (Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.)

      I do remember coming across someone's research in re-evolving N-ped motion in simulations, partially for the purpose of doing computer graphics. Their simulations wound able to walk, run, turn, etc. in a way that looked perfectly natural (switching from walk to run and back again without missing a beat.) Perhaps the same can be (or has been) applied to 3-,5-,7-, etc. legged models to see what would happen, see how fast it could be, etc. Then again, dogs who've lost a leg can still walk, albeit a little oddly. Same with spiders. A 5-legged creature could probably, at the very least, act like a four-legged creature with an extra, useless appendage.

    2. Re:Three legs? by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1

      Why don't starfish count?

    3. Re:Three legs? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Why don't starfish count?

      I believe that is because their appendages, while allowing them to move, are not really legs. Just like the tiny hairs covering some worms help them to move, yet are not quite legs.

    4. Re:Three legs? by rbarreira · · Score: 1
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  31. Simulating walking motion by chroma · · Score: 1

    For doing software simulations of walking creatures or robots, I've used the Yobotics Simulation Construction Set. It's reasonably easy to get started, given the complexity of physics simulations. Also, they have a free trial download, so it's great if, like me, you just want to play around.

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  32. Bumbling Theories ??? by Dark_Archemedes · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. First, these glorious physicists tell us the laws of physics dictate that a Bumble-Bee can't possibly fly, then they tell us there's an equation that shows us how fast he can go, and how far. (flying, at that.) Somebody let me know what I'm missing here.... I'm not Sherlock Holmes, ya know?

    1. Re:Bumbling Theories ??? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Of course you're not Sherlock Holmes! He wrote "The Practical Handbook of Bee Culture", after his retirement to Sussex Downs, and tended to ignore physics in favor of direct observation of his surroundings.

    2. Re:Bumbling Theories ??? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative

      "the laws of physics dictate that a Bumble-Bee can't possibly fly,"

      really should have been explained with the qualifier that (at the time) scientists' understanding of the Bumble-Bee's flight mechanics were not complete.

      Time passed and someone sat down with a highspeed camera + some smoke and figured things out. I can't find a link to the explanation, but it has to do with vortices.

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    3. Re:Bumbling Theories ??? by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      The bubble bee recycles the vortex generated from each wing beat. That improvement in efficiency is enough to allow flight. I think I rememeber that they have several different wing cycles for different flight regimes. The topic was covered a few years ago in Nova.

  33. Some choice counterexamples by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    Some bacteria have a neat rotary motor. There's way more flagellated bacteria than humans on the earth, so I wouldn't classify it as "almost entirely missing".

    Even better, sperm has a rotary joint. Just think, you could be holding a counterexample to the above post in 5-10 minutes (well, male Slashdotters anyway - female ones might have to drive a bit).

  34. A category of readers this article needs: by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    Science fiction writers! Yes, SF writers, never again hand me your alien in the form of a flaming flying football, or a man crayola'd green with spikes taped to his ears, or an 80-ton katydid. If you have one of those, it belongs in the *fantasy* section. In science fiction, I should be able to picture the whole chain of evolution for the species, and if it's sentient, I should be able to marvel at it's natural design and be able to appreciate how it must have become the dominant species on it's planet.

    1. Re:A category of readers this article needs: by Zentac · · Score: 0

      Lets not stop with books, movies and videogames can learn a lot from this as well... wouldn't it be nice if they applied this to, for example, World of Warcraft, (Wind Rider Mounts...)

  35. Dinosaurs by samkass · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm curious what his equations would reveal about dinosaur locomotion. I've seen a lot of people claim that dinosaurs could never move under today's Earth gravity, or that pterodactyls could never fly. Wouldn't this guy's equations tell us not only whether or not they could, but how fast they'd likely travel and what they're walking, swimming, and flying capabilities might have been?

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    1. Re:Dinosaurs by Stevyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gravity? I could understand if the atmosphere was thicker back then it may help the pterodactyls fly, but how was the gravity different? I'm not saying you're wrong, I've just never heard of this idea.

    2. Re:Dinosaurs by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      but this could give more insight into what the muscles would have to look like to power the size frame.. draw better pictures or learn more abou how they lived. you can get close looking at other animals, but more info is always better.


      The "REAL" reason this is newsworthy right now is that Will Wright has been putting serious inquery into just this thing for his next game Spore. One of the hooks of that game is defining general geometry of a creature an letting the computer figure out what it's supposed to do rather than an animator trying to guess every animation...

    3. Re:Dinosaurs by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I remember this assinine theory. A couple years ago there was a /. story, one of the precursors of the torrent of shit science we see today, about some "respected" professor who believed that gravity on earth was somehow weaker in the past. I don't recall if he had any theories for why on his website (Did the gravitational constant suddenly change? Did earth's mass increase dramatically? Nothing makes sense), but the real gem was the way in which he inferred this, and even better defended it.

      There was some record-breaking power lifter this guy was impressed with. Based on the lifter's best lift and the size of his thighs, he calculated that because of square/cubed laws if you scaled the lifter up to the size of a brachiasaur he wouldn't even be able to stand up. Since this guy is clearly the pinacle of muscular performance, and probably loaded on steroids to boot, there's no way a brachiasaur could do a better job of standing up, thus gravity had to be lower. Clearly.

      You may see some fairly obvious holes. Things like... structure. Human knees are designed for jogging, not lifting. The way our tendons go over the joint and attach doesn't provide maximum leverage. It seems unlikely that brachiasaurs were joggers, and their knees reflect that. Now, this guy had heard this criticism before, and felt he had to address it. His response, which I don't recall precisely except for the part in bold, was "Sure, the knee could have provided more leverage but all the leverage in the world won't make a brachiasaur out-perform my favorite power lifter!"

      Then I remembered way back in school, hearing about Archimedes who said "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." Then I just started laughing.

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    4. Re:Dinosaurs by twifosp · · Score: 1
      I'm curious what his equations would reveal about dinosaur locomotion. I've seen a lot of people claim that dinosaurs could never move under today's Earth gravity, or that pterodactyls could never fly.

      Source?

      Since when was gravity ever different? The mass of the Earth, and therefore its gravitional effect, is the same as it was 65 million years ago. Dinosaurs obviously moved and traveled when they were alive.

    5. Re:Dinosaurs by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      It is possible that the Earth was less dense, though not by much. There could have been heavier particles in the air than we see today due to volcanism, and also, earthquakes and the like over time could have compacted the Earth to a denser sphere, although I would doubt it would have more than a 5% or 10% effect on the weight of a creature at the surface even over millions of years.

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    6. Re:Dinosaurs by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Density shouldn't affect gravity in any significant way. If you're a pterodactyl flying around, the gravitational theory specifies the gravity as a function of the pterodactyl's mass, the earth's mass, and the distance between the two. There might be some very slight changes at certain locations on the globe because of density, but again I can't imagine it being very significant.

      However, one thing which could certainly change the mass of the earth is asteroid impacts, which we know have happened many times in the past (especially the big one that hit the Yucatan peninsula). So I could certainly believe that gravity is higher now than it was 100 million years ago. However, all those asteroids still probably only amount to a tiny, tiny fraction of earth's mass, so again the gravity difference should be insignificant. There's no evidence I'm aware of that earth was a significantly different size back in the Jurassic period.

    7. Re:Dinosaurs by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Distance between the two is exactly what I implied with Density. The Earth's curst could have been a mile or two farther from the center of mass back then. Perhaps even more. Plus the amount of ash and heavier material in the air would mean that parts of the gravitational attraction of the earth would actually be ABOVE the surface. Technically, this is true now as well, but would have been more common in a more volcanic era. Still, a few miles of difference in radius of the Earth, and a few million tons of ash in the air is not likely to affect the weight of a surface animal much.

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  36. WORMS? by spineboy · · Score: 1

    title says all

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    1. Re:WORMS? by Itanshi · · Score: 1

      yeah then there's that glacier worm and the bone worm, if dirt isn't good enough for you. Unlike ice and bone, dirt moves when you push it or eat it more often than not.

  37. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  38. Wheels are only good on roads by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    the wheel and the screw. If such methods are better, why has no animal evolved them?

    Because they aren't better: The real world has rocks on it.

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    1. Re:Wheels are only good on roads by Debiant · · Score: 1

      True, but would it be impossible to develop a construct that could adjust to uneven surface?

      There are cars that can move faster in a rocky enviroment with wheels, even faster than some animals can.

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    2. Re:Wheels are only good on roads by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Right, so if I manage to engineer a cheeta with wheels (that is twice as fast as the current cheetas but with similar fuel requirements because of reduced friction of using wheels) then why wouldn't in the plane environment, outperform and therefore superceed the current cheeta???

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    3. Re:Wheels are only good on roads by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      cars that can move faster in a rocky enviroment with wheels, even faster than some animals can.

      It's not just a question of running fast, there's also swimming, shimmyig under low hangings, climbing piles of boulders, and swiping at thins with your claws, catching other things...

      There's already creatures that can do all of that, if one shows up and tries to evolve wheels, it's gonna get backed into an evolutionary dead end fast.

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    4. Re:Wheels are only good on roads by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Right, so if I manage to engineer a cheeta with wheels (that is twice as fast as the current cheetas but with similar fuel requirements because of reduced friction of using wheels) then why wouldn't in the plane environment, outperform and therefore superceed the current cheeta???

      Because sometimes it rains!!! And it'll get stuck in mud!!!
      And read my other reply in the thread to read a number of other reasons.

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    5. Re:Wheels are only good on roads by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      I know I have more trouble in mud than my landrover used to.

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    6. Re:Wheels are only good on roads by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I know I have more trouble in mud than my landrover used to.

      Take a bicycle, for an accurate comparison... unless you are stronger than a few hundred horses, in which case, go see the Guiness people.

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  39. Am alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bored. Noone calls. No sex.
    Just being a geek.

  40. Did you read the actual article? by wass · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Good God this article, posted at Duke university, is at the intellectual level of a 5 year old. In print and in person, seems like people are getting really dumb.

    However, it's not as 'dumb' as someone mistaking a press release for the actual scholarly scientific article.

    I didn't find a link to the article in the press release, and I'm too lazy to bother searching through the journal's Table of Contents to find the authors to get the appropriate link to the article itself, so instead I'll cut and paste the relevent part from the press release.

    "The findings, published in the January 2006 issue of The Journal of Experimental Biology, challenge the notion that fundamental differences between apparently unrelated forms of locomotion exist."
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    1. Re:Did you read the actual article? by Urusai · · Score: 1

      Yes, an earthworm and a gazelle are quite similar in their movements. Thanks, science, for clearing up this pressing issue. Next topic: is snow in Antartica similar to Arctic snow? Researchers will be generating computer models to determine if the angle of the hydrogen bonds in water might cause a similar hexagonal pattern of crystal formation on BOTH poles.

  41. rule of thumb by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

    And here we go again: another rule of thumb and back of the envelope calculation that biologists used to perform anyway gets reified and turned into a fundamental theory.

    This is, perhaps, is the most universal law of the 21st century: ideas that didn't use to count as sound scientific theories or engineering principles have become acceptable as such.

    1. Re:rule of thumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep - all the good laws and theories are taken (apart from the ones that take some real effort, like Hawking's work) so the Homer Simpsons of the science world are left with rediscovering the bleeding obvious in order to get research grants.

  42. Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is slashdot! you think people are gonna RTFA?

  43. Sick antique book Horse in Motion for auction by swedub · · Score: 1

    Speaking of animal motion, I just stumbled upon this antique book for sale from 1882. I remember learning about it a while ago from an animation class I had in art school. It's a fabulous book with loads of early photos and research into the motion of a horse. I believe it's a first edition as well.

    Horse in Motion

  44. Yeah, but do you think... by MacDork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that would be enough to assist a 5 oz. bird carrying a 1 lb. coconut to Mercia? ;-)

    1. Re:Yeah, but do you think... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      only if he grips the husk.

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  45. So did some computer graphics guys by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Famously, Pixar's first film Luxo Jr is based on the same principle. They set up the armature, and then did a global optimisation process to minimise the energy expended for the lamps to hop around.

    (BTW, for the would-be pedants present: André & Wally B was not technically a Pixar film, since it was made while everyone was still at Lucasfilm.)

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  46. Re: Max weight on a exoskeleton by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

    So my two ton exoskeleton will let me fly?

    Mine does. http://stationair.cessna.com/spec_gen.chtml

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  47. Giant ant overlords are scientificly impossible? by craXORjack · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Our finding that animal locomotion adheres to constructal theory tells us that -- even though you couldn't predict exactly what animals would look like if you started evolution over on earth, or it happened on another planet -- with a given gravity and density of their tissues, the same basic patterns of their design would evolve again," Marden said.

    So giant ant overlords could only evolve on a planet with less gravity or intense pressures? Or maybe have bouyancy like at the bottom of our oceans. Maybe we should worry about giant lobstermen.

    I would like to know how this applies to humans in space. Will I somday be able to fly under my own power in a lunar gymnasium like in an old Heinlein story I once read?

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  48. Re:Giant ant overlords are scientificly impossible by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe we should worry about giant lobstermen.

    Only the ones trying to practice medicine. They're all quacks.

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  49. Human == Banana by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Much like humans "are" bananas, if the statistic I heard of 60% shared DNA is correct...

  50. proof that animals know kung fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, proof that you can learn kung fu moves by watching animals.

  51. We'll finally know by Toutatis · · Score: 1

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    1. Re:We'll finally know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      African or European?

  52. Fish and car by frankthechicken · · Score: 1

    On a similar vein are all fish rear wheel drive?

    I know on the land animal front most are, with exceptions such as the elephant (4-wheel drive) and the hyena (I believe has a strange and unique front wheel drive motion).

    1. Re:Fish and car by michaelknauf · · Score: 1

      Fish are very widely varried in their swiming techniques, some primarily use their pectoral fins for locomotion, some primarily their tail fins, some their whole bodies... look at ribbon fish, moray eels, mola mola, and tuna for some examples...

  53. Re:Giant ant overlords are scientificly impossible by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

    So giant ant overlords could only evolve on a planet with less gravity or intense pressures?

    From what I've heard, the primary factor that keeps insects from growing much larger than they do here on earth, is the oxygen level. From what I remember, this is because the insects "breathe" through their skin, and as the insect increases in size, the interior grows too large to be sustained from the limited surface area.

  54. Timely... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Here I was re-reading my somewhat battered copy of "On Growth and Form" and this turns up ... sweet.

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  55. The fish thing is WRONG by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    The drag of a streamlined body underwater in deep water does not include a significant term that is a function of gravity.

    If you really want to look into it start from the wave resistance equations invented by Michell, rediscovered by Havelock and solved by Castle.

    So, does that mean the rest of the article is wrong?

    1. Re:The fish thing is WRONG by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      since the density of the fish is approximately equal to the density of the water (as subject to the fish's air bladder), the importance of that term is perhaps negligible. That said, I wonder what kind of speed and range they'd come up with for a 185 lb, 5'-10 jet-setter?

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  56. Mythbusters 1855 by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can just see the MythBusters trying to bust or prove the myth that Bumblebees can fly - or likewise come up with a way to make a bumblebee fly.

  57. Take that, arrogant scientists by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have finally proven what God knew all along. Could a random process be self-optimizing? This is yet more proof of His infinite wisdom.

  58. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...it's almost as if they were designed that way, by, oh, i dunno, the same creator.

  59. Ducks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many ducks could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?

  60. Physicists Approximate Most Objects As A Sphere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or a point! These are common assumptions for modeling.

  61. reheheheheheallyyyyyyyy ?? by garaged · · Score: 0

    Damn ! they are smart

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  62. Sure by QMO · · Score: 1

    The hoop snake is very good at rolling.

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  63. Re:Giant ant overlords are scientificly impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not? NatGeo even talks about flying whales and hydrogen-filled floating plants...

  64. Re:Giant ant overlords are scientificly impossible by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

    As long as nobody grabs their antennae or tries to put one on a plate, we should be safe!

  65. A little off-topic by Descalzo · · Score: 1

    There's another sad tale of modern pollution. I looked it up, and hoop snakes are dying out. It seems that, due to pollution, the hoop snakes are no longer breeding like they once were. Apparently the females now roll counter-clockwise and the males still roll clockwise. This makes breeding difficult, as anyone can see.

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  66. Re:Giant ant overlords are scientificly impossible by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

    the primary factor that keeps insects from growing much larger than they do here on earth, is the oxygen level

    There are other factors, and one was actually discovered back in the Renaissance. That is, muscular strength increases with height squared, but body weight increases with height cubed.

    Take a 1 cm ant which can lift 25 times its own weight (as is typical). If it magically grew to 10 cm long, it could only carry itself plus 1.5 other ants. (Compare how little ants carry around leaves bigger than they are, while large dung beetles can barely roll a ball of around their own weight) And if it expands to a full meter long, it could only lift 1/4 of it's weight, making it totally immobile.

  67. Marsupials scare me... by cubdawg · · Score: 1

    ...'Cause they're fast!