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  1. Re:A solution without a problem on Xerox Reveals Transient Documents · · Score: 1
    Paper is a crop. It grows on trees that are specially planted by paper companies on paper-company land.

    I would like to point to the clearcuts on Mt. Hood National Forest and remind you that National Forests are not owned by Weyerhauser.

  2. Re:Tha Nanny State on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 1
    The US is quickly turning into the Nanny State.

    The US is not equal to California unless you let it happen. That being said, never trust Californians, especially Californian politicians, unless you like a nanny state.

  3. Re:Is it going to be like the solder warnings? on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 1
    We're going to build a wall and have volunteer Minutemen to keep conservatives out.

    That would imply that Californians are bright enough to understand that actors act for a living, and aren't to be trusted with public policy because they put on a pretty face and pretend for a living; a fact not even in the slightest bit in evidence.

  4. Re:Freaking California on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 1
    If we're going to start with hypotheticals, I wonder how many people have been killed due to lack of those stickers elsewhere?

    How many other states value stupid people higher than smart people like California? Is it such a bad thing stupid people kill themselves accidentally?

  5. Re:Let's hope the "warnings" are well written on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 1

    WARNING: Unless you understand network security, you should not buy this product.

  6. Re:California on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 1
    Not to mention that it has one of the highest GDPs of any state and is the world's 7th largest economy in addition to being a leader in innovation. Too bad the rest of the states can't seem to learn from California's success.

    So that means there's a few people in California that know how to screw over the other 32 million idiots. Like it's that hard to trick a Californian...

  7. Best Warning Label Evar on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    WARNING: California contains people and ideas known to the State of Oregon to cause extreme stupidity, indecisiveness, selfishness and the inability to accept consequences for your own actions. Contact with California and it's inhabitants should be limited or eliminated if at all possible.

  8. Re:Parents want son to be "attractive" on Google to Use PC Microphones to Listen In? · · Score: 1
    Studies have shown that chicks prefer them without foreskin. That pretty much ends the debate.

    Studies have yet to include women in the real world, then. Women I've been with don't like the idea of circumcision in males for the same reason they themselves wouldn't want to be circumcised: Why chop up genitalia? All it does in practice is reduce the sensitivity of the glans and set yourself up to friction burn. I don't know about you, but the last place I'd rather not have reduced sensation and increased tendency to get an Indian burn is my penis.

  9. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming on Steve Irwin Dead · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure Treadwell was doing it first and longer, but Irwin was better known. Something about Australia having more people than bears tends to make fame spread faster or some such.

  10. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... on Google to Use PC Microphones to Listen In? · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It sounds like you are trying to masturbate. Would you like some lubricant?

    In a perfect world, people would realize that's why men evolved to have a foreskin in the first place and teach their sons to clean under there instead of mutilating genitalia...

  11. Re:And you wonder... on Identity Thieves Steal Homes · · Score: 0
    And you wonder why we call Canada our 51st state.

    More like they call us their lost province, which would be a little more historically accurate. Besides, America's 51st and 52nd states are Afghanistan and Saudi Israelia. Canada, by contrast, believes in peacekeeping, not policing.

  12. Re:I think I may have identified your problem... on Comcast Blocks Yet Another ISPs E-Mail · · Score: 1
    Hopefully, you have some sort of alternative broadband provider. I humbly suggest you show Comcast what you think of them with your dollars and avail yourself of one of the alternatives.

    Name one provider that doesn't charge 10 to 12 times what Comcast does per kilobyte-second.

  13. Of course you can't beat WoW on Can Anyone Beat WoW? · · Score: 1

    If you could beat WoW, you'd have no reason to keep playing, and thus no reason to keep paying. WoW is unwinnable because it would violate their business model to provide a game someone can beat.

  14. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? on Bob Saget 2.0 · · Score: 1
  15. Re:UNIX and viruses on Windows vs Mac Security · · Score: 1
    Unlike hardware firewalls, software firewalls can monitor OUTGOING requests - AND they know which program is responsible.

    It doesn't stop the root cause of the problem: Closed source software with no peer review to make sure it's not going to do things you don't want it to do in the first place. Personal firewalls are snake oil, and considered harmful because it lulls the user into thinking they're secure when they're less secure than ever.

  16. Re:Why not both? on Microsoft and Mozilla To Collaborate for Vista · · Score: 1
    Any possibilities that they might discuss their user set and work out a way to create two separately different browsers that can coexist peacefully?

    Highly doubtful but not impossible. If they wanted to do that, at any point in IE's history they could have implemented, without adding their own proprietary tags, the W3C standards, and they didn't need Mozilla's blessing to do that first.

  17. Re:You have the thanks on How Do You Punish a 16-year-old Spammer? · · Score: 1
    Thanks for moving to Oregon, the average IQ in California went up when you crossed the state line.

    I'd say it doubled. California's average IQ is now 2.

    By the way, Oregon's full. So is Washington, Idaho, Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, and every other place y'all export your shit to without any concern for your neighbors. Please take care of your own white trash instead of, as usual, exporting it on everybody else.

  18. Too lenient. on How Do You Punish a 16-year-old Spammer? · · Score: 1

    What really needs to happen, and I honestly, sincerely believe this, is every country to just agree on the following punishment for any spammer: Perp gets tied to a chair in a very public place, and perp's family, children (if any) and friends are required to witness. Perp has head smashed in with a hammer repeatedly until death, then invite the crowd to desecrate the corpse in any way they can think of. If done properly, all that will be left is a bloody greasemark, a smashed chair and some shredded rope, and a group of people that won't be spamming any time soon...

  19. Re:misleading headline on Personal Firewalls Mostly Useless, Says Mail & Guardian · · Score: 1
    More and more security researchs come to the conclusion that personal firewalls are ineffective in controlling outbound traffic.

    And utterly craps itself on every little power blip. The laptop has it's own built in UPS. :o) Not all of us are fortunate enough to live far enough away from California that they're not stealing electricity at below market prices after their legislature voted unanimously to pay any far-above-market price for electric.

    And if you're Californian, shut some goddamn lights off, or build your own electric plants. The Columbia River's hydroelectric is for us, not you. Los Angeles to San Diego can ignore this, they were smart enough to make themselves electrically self-sufficient long before it became a problem, and Northern California (only Del Norte, Siskiyou and Modoc counties are "northern California", the rest is central or southern) is exempt because essentially nobody lives there to have lights to turn on.

  20. But we already knew this! on Personal Firewalls Mostly Useless, Says Mail & Guardian · · Score: 1
    More and more security research come to the conclusion that personal firewalls are ineffective in controlling outbound traffic.

    Duh! You're telling us what we already know. Anybody who hasn't been paying attention and blindly goes with "The article is flawed! Personal firewalls *really* work!" should be modded down -1 Dumbass until they show me the source for their personal firewall.

  21. Diebold's still around? on Diebold Flops in Alaska · · Score: 2, Funny

    Diebold's still in business? How?

  22. Re:Fake Trade Commission on Net Neutrality Being Examined by FTC · · Score: 1

    And therein lies why I say Ma Bell should never have been broken up to begin with. Everybody ended up paying more for less service and less reliability than ever before. Shit, in Portland, Verizon can't even make the dialtone turn on 9 tries out of 10 today, and it costs twice as much for Verizon to not serve me now as it did for Pacific Northwest Bell to actually serve me 15 years ago.

  23. Re:I've heard it rumored before... on Net Neutrality Being Examined by FTC · · Score: 1
    I just like watching cable companies get F****d.

    I like it more when telcos get screwed, especially for essentially charging 8 times as much as cable due to the difference in bandwidth between your $50 cable connection and a $50 DSL connection.

  24. Re:Someone clarify on Net Neutrality Being Examined by FTC · · Score: 1
    Do we really want to reduce the internet to a bunch of transiently connected BBSes?

    We came from that. Then AOL, Compuserve, and the vast majority of FidoNet largely ceased to exist.

  25. Re:Someone clarify on Net Neutrality Being Examined by FTC · · Score: 1
    The problem is that cable tv was originally introduced as a completely different product than was advertised to everyone, including the government. It was supposed to be commercial free, and much more consumer friendly.

    Where in the world did you hear that load of tripe? Cable TV was originally the idea of some guy who lived in a neighborhood beyond a tall hill from all his region's television broadcasters, so not a single channel came in clear. So he had this great idea to get him and his neighbors to team up, buy some antenna cable and some permits, and ran a TV aerial up to the top of the hill, dropping all the neighbors who pitched in a connection to said antenna in exchange for a few bucks upkeep. I think you're confusing cable TV with The Disney Channel, which was formerly commercial free and a premium channel received via satellite (except in the middle east where it's still a commercial free premium channel) and more "consumer friendly" than your average television, but is now a three-format fractured shell of it's former self (both in format and in content).