Slashdot Mirror


Google to Use PC Microphones to Listen In?

seriv writes "The Register reports that Google plans to use PC microphones to collect statistics on a user's environment. Peter Norvig, who directs research at Google, told Technology Review that this software would start to show up in Google software 'sooner rather than later'. The software collects short sound clips and removes background noise. Google then targets its ads based on the statistics collected. With the current level of online privacy, this new level of invasion would seem to have frightening possibilities."

554 comments

  1. is it april fools already? by jeffs72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this sounds like bullshit to me.

    --
    This article has recently been linked from Slashdot. Please keep an eye on the page history for errors or vandalism.
    1. Re:is it april fools already? by FudRucker · · Score: 5, Funny

      you are probably right, it is most likely bullshit, but just incase i will keep my tinfoil hat pulled down tightly over my ears :^)

      --
      Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
    2. Re:is it april fools already? by Asztal_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      And now you will get advertisements about tinfoil hats! :-)

    3. Re:is it april fools already? by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes. It might be useful to wait for another source than The Inquirer at least.

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    4. Re:is it april fools already? by RCHS-Svein · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, this story has surfaced atleast twice before. The first two times it raised a whole lot of "noise" over the privacy issues. This time they are saying the "local" (i.e. end-user-site) software will cook down the audio to an identifying hash for what program the TV is running. i.e. what they want is fingerprinting of the audio for tv channels, and prolly radio channels, or maybe even what kind of music you are listening to. To me this sounds a bit "far fetched". Especially since they have "two" options: 1. Record everything and make the fingerprinting done centrally. This is NOT a good way, and would basically mean that google (with the help of a subpoena) can be turned into a house-listening-plan in every home around the world. I think NSA are laughing with delight at this idea. 2. Do the fingerprinting on the users machine. This means a lot of transfers done, upfront, for it to work. It still raises some privacy issues, since the fingerprints can be seeded with talk-phrases the NSA wants to search for in speech. As for the technology to do this, it's pretty much around already (on windows, that is), if they do it with java or activex. Guess this is one more reason to remember to DISABLE the microphone in your mixer. The privacy-issues around this is a nightmare, especially since google could be selling off recognized voice-patterns coupled with address (see: track down of IP) to sales-people. Imagine this: "They are talking about Airbus, you might want to visit their firm" sold to Boeing, etc. Even if they SAY they are only going to listen for tv-channels, the temptation to fingerprint other phrases WILL be large. Especially if several federal agencies are running them down with subpoenas requiring them to look for "terrorism phrases", such as "democratic elections". Now, I'm not sure this story is valid, since the previous two occurrences of it was seen in online-rags know for their poor record of checking facts. However there are several thing to give it credibility: It has a named person in google that is supposed to have said this. It has surfaced several times, over a period as long as a year, every time with more detail of the implementation. However, I think this would be a very dangerous gamble for google to play. If they implemented this WITHOUT telling the customers, and someone happened to find out (and they would. Someone WOULD leak it!), they could just kiss their revenue goodbye. Google DEPENDS on internet users using THEIR service to search the web. If internet users distrust coming NEAR their services, google would be essentially worthless. Google needs us to trust them. If they did this openly, it might just float, until us federals started leaning on google. Then google could basically kiss every non-republican-us-user goodbye. See above for result. Both of these scenarios points in the direction of this not coming anytime soon. Google did not acquire their market position by being stupid, or ignorant about the users. They KNOW that doing this "behind the users back" will be the same as killing their own business. They KNOW that of they can implement this in a way that the users trust, the US federal offices will subpoena google to abuse this new listening tool for other uses, and the same thing would happen. This is why they will be very reluctant to even try this out. So unless the service was voluntary, and EASY to deinstall, I doubt it would surface at all. //Svein

      --
      Hi, I'm a signature virus. Copy my to your ~/.signature to help me spread.
    5. Re:is it april fools already? by serutan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "This sounds like bullshit to me" gets rated INSIGHTFUL??? Man, Slashdot has gone down the tubes.

      Anyway, it's not bullshit. ArsTechnica had this article about it in June. The idea is to grab a 12-millisecond sample of audio and transform it into a 32-bit "fingerprint" using an algorithm on the client side, then send the fingerprint to a server that compares it against a database of fingerprints from known television audio. From that they can determine what program you are listening to. If the mike picks up 12ms of you talking on the phone, the generated fingerprint simply won't match anything.

      This is far from eavesdropping in the 1984 sense, but is a hell of a POC for it, and it does amount to sensing information about you that you might or might not want someone to know. The folks at Google seem to have worked hard to come up with a technique that they don't think will bother people. I see this as a classic case of very smart geeks thinking up a very clever technical solution without seeing the forest for the trees.

    6. Re:is it april fools already? by jeffs72 · · Score: 0
      OHRILLY?

      What if my 12 millisecond sample of audio is of me cutting some grade A American cheese? Will I get an ad for gas-x?

      --
      This article has recently been linked from Slashdot. Please keep an eye on the page history for errors or vandalism.
    7. Re:is it april fools already? by imperialstormtrooper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      great..they'll get a 12ms sample of a tv commercial that i don't care about and set me up with a google ad of a product i don't care about...

    8. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course slashdot went down the tubes.

      How else would we read it??

    9. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The real solution to this, of course is a little bit of techno-hackery.

      Say we map the microphone port to a virtual microphone port that's "listening" to an MP3 with some moaning, and cheesy music playing in the background. In the foreground we have a male voice saying "Oh yes, I love free porno. I wish I could download more free porno! *Moan* Oh yes, ooohh, *some generic rustling and fapping sounds* Ahhhh!".

      Once that's done, the advertisers have no choice except to let us revel in our free-porn glory.

    10. Re:is it april fools already? by BlindFate · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course slashdot has went down the tubes, how do you think it got to your PC?

    11. Re:is it april fools already? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Hold it...it's been several years since I last built a PC box from scratch, but doesn't this presuppose one has a microphone connected as a peripheral???? Otherwise, it is strictly a no go...and how many users actually have a mike attached? Although, it would be interesting to listen to what Lindsey Lohan is saying about Paris Hilton (just kidding, of course!).

    12. Re:is it april fools already? by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most laptops have them embedded. Other than that, any VOIP client or multi-person game player will have a mic. I'm sure there are more.

      --
      Pull my finger for my public key.
    13. Re:is it april fools already? by pacalis · · Score: 1

      I thought google ads were better than TV could deliver. Would'nt this be a step backwards? Delivering ads based on tv prefences?

    14. Re:is it april fools already? by crisky · · Score: 1

      What if I was listening to Metallica?

        Call the RIAA

    15. Re:is it april fools already? by hpavc · · Score: 1

      I can see someone at Google explaining what the flash -> right click -> properties (and seeing microphone/webcam settings) is all about and that person freaking out and this crappy story is the result. No way Google would do this. This is complete bullshit.

      --
      members are seeing something, your seeing an ad
    16. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The idea is to grab a 12-millisecond sample of audio and transform it into a 32-bit "fingerprint" using an algorithm on the client side, then send the fingerprint to a server that compares it against a database of fingerprints from known television audio."

      I don't have my television in the same room as my computer. Any snippet of audio (assuming I would even have a microphone connected) would be music -- mostly obscure bands (I listen to some not-so mainstream music), the occasional telephone conversation, or my typing. I *could* use this as an oportunity to say that Google will spread porn ads, but I won't. I'll be serious, though anonymous. Back on topic, how would my habits become ads? Would I get a lot of computer keyboard ads? Music ads? Nothing I do would necessarily match something in Google's 'audio fingerprint' database, as far as pop culture.

    17. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How else would we read it??
      My slashdot fell off the back of a truck
    18. Re:is it april fools already? by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Legal free porn? That sounds boring.

    19. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google mic-spy says:
      99% of households are in the middle of a warzone.
      1% of households are playing high fidelity music.

      there. thats the entire mic-owning community. the gamers and the pro-audio crowds.

      ok, and maybe a half a percent are running skype and are giving out their CC# on the phone.

    20. Re:is it april fools already? by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1
      I see this as a classic case of very smart geeks thinking up a very clever technical solution without seeing the forest for the trees.

      .If it's true, I see it as a slippery slope.

    21. Re:is it april fools already? by tubbyman · · Score: 1

      Is this digg? This is obviously BS. Why is this here?

    22. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we already got it on slashdot, what else do you want?

    23. Re:is it april fools already? by nickos · · Score: 1

      No, because they'll be using the data to build more of a profile about you. Now they'll know what you search for, what you talk about in your emails and what you watch on TV. The more comprehensive the profile the more they can tailor the ads they show you to match your interests.

    24. Re:is it april fools already? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I use VOIP ocasionally, but the idea of having a microphone permanently connected to my computer creeps me out (as a programmer, I know how easy it would be to make a surveillance program), so I tend to disconnect it most of the time.

      --

      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
    25. Re:is it april fools already? by dpolak · · Score: 1

      This is almost identical to an April Fools article that I believe Ziff Davis put out 5+ years ago(1998 I believe).

      They did the article about IT departments using computer speakers to spy on all their users, and record all conversations. I remember this article because it put some of my directors into a panic phase! Needless to say when I showed them that the writer of the article was Aprils Fools, just jumbled up, the panic subsided.

    26. Re:is it april fools already? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Well since you can adjust the microphone source, mayb you can point it to a CD with some music and then get the ads you want :) Of course other approaches would include not installing the software or requiring Google to provide an opt out feature.

      --
      Jumpstart the tartan drive.
    27. Re:is it april fools already? by gsn · · Score: 1

      You can use Google to google it and you might find something interesting on the Google Research blog.

      --
      Reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.
    28. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Apparently, your tin-foil hat is not working. So we collected some nice vendors just for you..."

    29. Re:is it april fools already? by NichG · · Score: 1

      What will really creep you out is that any sort of induction coil or piezoelectric speaker can also act as a microphone. Of course, it would have to be plugged into an audio input jack on the sound card for that data to actually get anywhere. But just something to think of if the day ever comes when there's an 'sound input/output' jack.

    30. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, the HTML code for a line break is
      . One
        will end a line, and a second will put a blank space between paragraphs. HTML does have to be enabled, but the practical upshot of breaking up a long post into paragraphs is that it is actually readable. Oh, and always preview to make sure you put them in. I don't know why Slashdot doesn't just copy the whitespace from the comment field, it may be abuseable by trolls, but they can generally put in
        codes of their own. Besides... doing anything to make life harder for trolls which also has a negative impact on the end user means the trolls have already won.

    31. Re:is it april fools already? by shawb · · Score: 1

      You will be thrown in with the general group of people that don't have tv sounds etc identified. This will include people without a TV in another room, people without a TV, or people who simply do not have a computer and TV on at the same time. Which one you are can likely be determined by other information garnered from your computer use. Not that Google will actually determine which one it is, more that people with attributes "X, Y, Alice, Bob, Foo, and Blargh" click through on a given google ad. The closer your attributes match those of someone else, the more an ad they actually clicked on will be pushed to you, and ads you click on will be pushed more to them. They could even work with the companies advertising and determine of those click throughs, which results in a purchase and use that to weigh the n-dimensional cloud even further.

      At least I assume that's how it will work. Computers really aren't good at determining context yet, but they can sort large amounts of data in a way to match up large numbers of attributes and keywords, then pull some statistical analysis to determine which ads will most likely pull YOU in.

      Now I don't really know how it will decide to push the classic "mindshare" type ads which aren't designed to get you to immediately purchase something, but rather create brand awareness which hopefully (in the advertiser's mind) makes it more likely that you purchase their particular brand if you are in the marketplace. That would probably require methods that are a lot more intrusive.

      Then again, regarding the technology involved, filtering out other sounds and then determining a hash of the remaining audio sounds way to error prone to me. I would think it would be easier to just convince tv execs to encode some information about what is being watched directly into the audio stream of a movie or TV show, presumably out of the range of normal human hearing. Sort of an ultrasonic bar code.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
  2. Wow... by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be the literal incarnation of "spyware". :-S

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    1. Re:Wow... by ross+axe · · Score: 1

      It would not, but only because existing spyware is also literally spying.

    2. Re:Wow... by finiteSet · · Score: 1
      --
      If we start buying CDs then the terrorists have already won.
    3. Re:Wow... by finiteSet · · Score: 1

      I guess I should clarify that none of those links have anything to do with Google's system - just that this sort of "spyware" wouldn't be new.

      --
      If we start buying CDs then the terrorists have already won.
  3. Let me be the first to say... by Noryungi · · Score: 4, Informative

    WTF happened to "Don't Be Evil", Google?

    Of course, this may be just FUD, but I am pretty certain it qualifies as unlawful data collection and breach of privacy in my jurisdiction. Try to hijack my microphone, Google, and I will sue you to kingdom come. You have been warned.

    A note to self: make sure the Google toolbar is uninstalled on every family computer ASAP.

    --
    The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seconded.

      While I don't think there is "evil" in the intentions of the engineer who thought this "clever" thing up, or the marketing guy who figured the data would be useful, or the corporates who realised it could boost the shareholder value, lets not forget that the government can obtain the data if they so desire as well.

      As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by devjj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First off, this is the Register.. take it with a grain of salt.

      Second, does anyone actually believe that - if this was true - you'd be forced to use it to use Google software? Google might track every statistic imaginable, but no one is forced to use anything they provide.

    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Something tells me that you'll need to install software (willingly, meaning probably NOT the google toolbar that comes preinstalled on half the computers out there now) for it to function. Not to mention actually have a mic attached, which I'd wager many systems don't (one of my laptops has one integrated, that's it out of quite a few systems). Don't get me wrong - I think it's a very scary prospect and very much against "don't be evil" (by the way, where the FUCK on any of Google's pages does it actually say that? I've looked fairly hard and not found it, nor 'do no evil'), but I think they've got all the best intentions. That, plus the FUD slashdot summary managed to leave out the part where the PC encodes all the data in some sort of one-way crypto string before sending it off, meaning that they only thing they'd get is that it sounds like you're watching Big Brother in the other room, not actually sending off any conversations that are happening.

      Having said that, they'll need to really bend over incredibly far backwards to get me to even consider installing such a thing. Like, they pay all of my online shopping bills, no exceptions. Even with all the best security and intentions, the fact is that if they start getting subpoenaed for data, and don't fight it to the very end, someone has information on me who I don't want to have it. And if that makes me a terrorist, so be it.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Jahz · · Score: 4, Informative
      don't be evil" (by the way, where the FUCK on any of Google's pages does it actually say that? I've looked fairly hard and not found it, nor 'do no evil'), but I think they've got all the best intentions.


      "Our Philosophy" ... "6. You can make money without doing evil."
      http://www.google.com/corporate/tenthings.html
      --
      There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who do not.
    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by fm6 · · Score: 1
      WTF happened to "Don't Be Evil", Google?

      Excuse me? Does it say anywhere in the article that Google is planning to listen in without permission? Or if they do listen in that the sounds will be heard by any actual people, rather than the usual adword software?

      People keep attacking Google for doing things that have the potential for violating privacy. (Recall the uproar when they started generating ads based on gmail messages.) The simple fact is that anything you do online has the potential for violating privacy. That's especially true of you're a search engine, but even an ordinary ecommerce or news site has great potential for violating privacy.

      If you're concerned about privacy, and you don't want to give up using the internet, then you have to insist that the technology you use is covered by a reasonable privacy policy ("we will not share your email" etc.) and that the people who supply the technology are serious about enforcing that policy. If you think the answer is to not use technology that has potential for abuse, then you should go live in a cave.

    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by falsified · · Score: 1

      Yes but being able to do something and doing something are two separate things. If this ends up being for real, the Google/Slashdot marriage is over.

      --
      HI, MY NAME IS ISAAC.
    7. Re:Let me be the first to say... by obeythefist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Second, does anyone actually believe that - if this was true - you'd be forced to use it to use Google software? Google might track every statistic imaginable, but no one is forced to use anything they provide. ...yet.

      Who doesn't use Google?

      --
      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    8. Re:Let me be the first to say... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I think its good. More cash for me as more people click the more relevant ads. :)

    9. Re:Let me be the first to say... by leecn · · Score: 1

      You are pretty gullible

    10. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and that pavement is being lain down by greedy money hungry morons who would sell naked photos of their own mothers on the internet for a quick buck. It makes you wonder where it will all end.

    11. Re:Let me be the first to say... by vistic · · Score: 1

      Well... I have doubts this is true and not just pure FUD of the highest degree.

      I mean I just can't imagine someone actually thinking this would be a good idea to develop into an actual product. I just can't imagine someone at a company being so thick-headed that they actually think this is something that customer's wouldn't mind.

      I mean if people at Google are actually considering something like this, then I'd say Google has lost it's way and needs a change in management.

      Seriously... fire whoever came up with this idea and took it seriously or supported it. They're just poison for the company.

    12. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Permission? As in "clicking yes to a thousand page EULA nobody reads without losing the rest of his sanity"?

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    13. Re:Let me be the first to say... by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not the point. Who is MAKING you use google? About the only people "made to do something with google" are admins who have to setup their site for google - and that's not exactly using google, ether. If no one is making you, and there ARE others (many, many, many others) use something else. This isn't the case of ISPs, there is a search engine for every 8 pages on the internet. Use one.

    14. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Google might track every statistic imaginable, but no one is forced to use anything they provide.

      No one is "forced" to use electricity from the grid nor water from their taps either. We could just use oil lamps and dig our own wells. Yeah right, in theory.

      The "no one is forced" argument is completely without merit in practice, it's merely a blinkered debating stance.

    15. Re:Let me be the first to say... by pizpot · · Score: 1

      Even just having this idea on Google's backburner may contaminate the whole kitchen!

    16. Re:Let me be the first to say... by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Having said that, they'll need to really bend over incredibly far backwards to get me to even consider installing such a thing. Like, they pay all of my online shopping bills, no exceptions.

      So you're saying that you've got your price, huh? Don't we all.

      --
      Qualitas edurus commercium, nullus penitus net rimor, nullus deus beneficium
    17. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >lets not forget that the government can obtain the data

      What data?

      Each 5-second chunk is represented by a 4-byte number. Google says the transformation is irreversible. If it were reversible, Google would have found a way to encode audio at 4*8/5==6.4 bits per second.

      This is for detecting whether you've got a particular broadcast going. The privacy implications are that maybe you don't want this government knowing that you listen to NPR, and that there might be a stealth "upgrade" later from Google or from somebody malicious that would improve the resolution.

      Better than The Register, here's a Technology Review article about Google's microphone sampling.

    18. Re:Let me be the first to say... by fastgood · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      you'd be forced to use it to use Google software?

      With Vista going for $300 and PC hardware for half that, I'm waiting for a 1/2 price, $225 'Microsoft PC'.
      It must run Vista, and they could "just" sell it at Wal-Mart while wiping out the small whitebox industry.

      If Redmond has a bootsector patent it'll give new meaning to the increasingly frequent Windows Update:
      "Once you have installed this item it cannot be removed"

    19. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many of you actually have a microphone turned on and working?

    20. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight...

      You uninstalled every Google product because of something The Register said might happen? Has The Register EVER had an accurate prediction in their entire history? Man, talk about a knee-jerk reaction.

    21. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...no one is forced to use anything they provide.

      Oh, nobody said you'll be forced. They'll just make it a feature in their toolbar (or something), maybe even set the default to "off" just to be nice. Or hide the feature completely. (how do you know your microphone isn't capturing 12ms of audio, encodes it, and then leaks that into to some site?).

      What they will likely do is bundle the "on by default" toolbar with Dells (or other new boxes). Folks would click through some agreements when they get their new box, and -millions- of folks won't even realize they got this thing on... (even if it's announced to them in their EULA) and no, spyware software won't detect google toolbar as spyware (since it's a feature that can be disabled, is documented, etc.,---except millions of folks won't care to (or know about) disable it).

      Google doesn't really care about -individuals- in this. What they're likely looking for is sampling a few million samples, and seeing if there are correlations (like... everyone is watching the same TV show at primetime)... they'd get a lot more accurate ratings statistics than most TV advertisers---which considering they've expressed their interest in moving to TV ads isn't surprising.

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    22. Re:Let me be the first to say... by devjj · · Score: 1

      Completely without merit? How many electric companies do you have to choose from in your area? Oh right.. one.

      Google doesn't even have fifty percent of search marketshare. Yahoo is still the king of that hill, and regardless of how small the margin is, the simple fact is that you do, in fact, have a choice. Certainly more of a choice than most people have when selecting operating systems, for example.

      When I search, I use Google. I just click Safari into "privacy" mode so it generates a new cookie and erases that cookie when I'm done. It isn't perfect, but it's a compromise I can live with.

    23. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Domza · · Score: 1

      Just like we're not forced to used msft products right? Just because there is a choice, doesnt mean that the de facto won't be the thing that every one ends up using.

    24. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Che+Guevarra · · Score: 1

      why is this thread so highly moderated?

    25. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as it stops terrorists or sex offenders I see nothing wrong with spying, or imprisonment without trial, or abuse, or loss of rights based on accusations or...

    26. Re:Let me be the first to say... by k1mgy · · Score: 1

      Time to find a different search engine entirely. The privacy issues have been taken too far. I'm open to some suggestions but suspect that using another engine means cavorting with another large corporation which means that someday we will still be screwed.

    27. Re:Let me be the first to say... by devjj · · Score: 1

      Can you even imagine the field day the press would have with that one?

      "Be careful about that next Dell purchase.. your computer might be recording everything you do! News at 11."

      A little less FUD, please.

    28. Re:Let me be the first to say... by spyowl · · Score: 1
      A note to self: make sure the Google toolbar is uninstalled on every family computer ASAP.

      This can be accomplished using flash or java applets also. As installed on everyone's computer by default flash plugin has access to your webcam and microphone. This has been so and widely known for a while and I am quite frankly surprised nobody has taken advantage of intruding into their visitors' lives until now. After all, why not? "They" have intruded into people's lives just about every other way.
    29. Re:Let me be the first to say... by oostevo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Even more specifically, you might look at the first sentence on this page:

      http://investor.google.com/conduct.html

      "Preface.
      Our informal corporate motto is 'Don't be evil.'"

      --
      In soviet russia, You ask not what country do for you, but what you do for country!
      Oh wait...
    30. Re:Let me be the first to say... by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The "don't be evil" thing is something that Google founders have said, but more interestingly it showed up in their S1 (check it out, Yahoo! for example, has links to the S1 on their finance page for GOOG), which limits their liability with respect to stockholders should that policy cause them to fail to make money. This, I will note, is unique in the business world. No one limits their exposure in this way, which is why you should typically be very afraid of public corporations. It's not that they are run by evil people (sometimes they are), but that they MUST behave in evil ways if push comes to shove, and that's the path to stockholder value. They are required to be exactly as evil as the law and their S1 allow them to be (and there's some debate on the law part).

      That being said, I have a deep faith in one thing: Slashdot + The Register = faulty news. Sure, Google has a technology that lets them turn on a microphone. Good for them. I'll wait to see how they attempt to deploy it before getting upset.

    31. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Che+Guevarra · · Score: 1

      Of course, this may be just FUDOf course, this may be just FUD

      Seriously, you think Google is listening or will listen in on your computer? They've spent how much time building their brand and now they're going to kill it all down by bugging you? I just don't get it. I'm sorry if I'm a "duh" guy, but come on. How many years have the Google CEO's spent building this public company up, only to let it fall on basic wire tapping? I guess I'm just awesomely naive. I thought the purpose of the management of a public company was to build value for the share holders, but all this time it was to devise a scheme to listen to your house party.

      Try to hijack my microphone, Google, and I will sue you to kingdom come.

      Do you even know a lawyer?

    32. Re:Let me be the first to say... by spyowl · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The privacy implications are that maybe you don't want this government knowing that you listen to NPR ...

      Easy:

      rsTerrorists = db.query("select * from ip_voice_sample_log where match = 'al-jazeera'");

      DOHS = new GovernmentAgentcyServer("DOHS");
      ISPCollection = new ISPCollection("ALL");

      foreach ( rsTerrorists as terrorist )
      {
      DOHS.getTerroristData ( ISPCollection.lookup(terrorist.ipaddress, terrorist.timestamp ) );
      }

      Under USA PATRIOT Act, nobody would even know.
    33. Re:Let me be the first to say... by hcob$ · · Score: 1
      Of course, this may be just FUD, but I am pretty certain it qualifies as unlawful data collection and breach of privacy in my jurisdiction.
      Didn't you read the EULA, updated 01-01-2000 , ammended in 06-03-2003, and updated-ammendment 18-6-2006? It's all PERFECTLY CLEAR there!
      --
      Cliff Claven
      K.E.G. Party Chairman
      Founding Leader of: Koncerned for Egalitarin Governance
    34. Re:Let me be the first to say... by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Ugh, by the same logic, there *isn't* a huge virus/malware/zombie problem on Windows PC's because nobody is making you use Windows.

      I think it's foolish not to consider the power and influence of the masses, who will buy something because it's what they've bought before or because it's fancy or because the neighbours use it or because it's got a white plastic case.

      --
      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    35. Re:Let me be the first to say... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Because if you'd ever used Flash, you'd know that there is no way of getting data from the user's microphone or webcam without their explicit say-so, and every Flash movie has to have that permission granted every time it's used.

      --
      When the posters fear their moderators, there is tyranny; when the moderators fears the posters, there is liberty.
    36. Re:Let me be the first to say... by pilkul · · Score: 1

      The 40% of people who use Yahoo, Microsoft or Ask search?

    37. Re:Let me be the first to say... by pilkul · · Score: 1

      So I take it you never factor past good experiences, aesthetics or recommendations from friends when making a purchase? If true (which I doubt), I'm not quite seeing how this makes you superior to the "masses".

    38. Re:Let me be the first to say... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget, Google has already told the Government to go fsck itself at least once when asked for data. How would the government legally go about obtaining this (fairly useless) data?

      --
      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    39. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Luctius · · Score: 1

      I do find it ironinc that you feel less threatened by google obtaining the data than then of your goverment obtaining the data.

    40. Re:Let me be the first to say... by munpfazy · · Score: 1
      The privacy implications are that maybe you don't want this government knowing that you listen to NPR


      But that's not by any means a trivial concern. It's right up there with giving the government a list of the books you take out from the library or bookstore. The only difference is that here you presumably have to enable and agree to the service, although I suspect google will manage to package it with enough useful features that many people would be willing to try it.

      Now, telling the US government what I watch and listen to freaks me out. Sure, there are mechanisms by which they could find out anyway - but they all require much more effort and premeditation. This database, on the other hand, could be mined years after the fact with almost no effort. It doesn't seem implausible that someone will get turned down for a security clearance because the FBI discovers they often listen to Pacifica Radio or Al Jazeera. (Telling corporations what I watch is just as bad if you ask me- but I suspect only us tin foil hat types care about that.)

      But, there are a lot of people in the world much worse off than me. What happens when the Chinese government demands a list of IP addresses who test positive for shortwave Voice of Tibet broadcasts, or when Iran insists on adding the audio from "obscene" films to the local version of the index?

      Also, it's worth noting that given either evil intentions or sloppy design, four bits could easily be enough information to land someone in jail: "You say you were at home asleep at the time the crime was committed - but this google log says twenty minutes later someone began talking a normal speaking volume and continued doing so for over an hour. Our expert witness will testify that this particular hash is almost always associated with a conversation between at least two people. . ."

      Of course there are ways you could avoid the most obvious openings for abuse. For example, writing only aggregate data to disk, adding plausible deniability by creating occasional random spurious positives in the client software, publishing a human readable list of all the target content, etc. But, so far google hasn't mentioned pursuing any of them, and given their track record of complete disregard for user privacy in their other services, it seems unlikely.

      I'm just glad that most people are likely to have trouble recognizing that they needn't be worried about google listening to their conversations. Whenever a real but subtle privacy threat sounds to the uninformed like a much more serious threat, it's good news in my book.

    41. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      You equate digging a well and generating your own electricity to typing www.yahoo.com instead of www.google.com. Hmmmm, interesting.

      --
      I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
    42. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Technician · · Score: 1

      This is for detecting whether you've got a particular broadcast going.

      Somehow this sounds like going back to the Cue Cat days with the audio cable that was to connect your PC to your TV or radio so when and audio que was heard, it would deliver revelant content to your PC.

      Somehow I suspect it will get a slightly warmer reception than the Cue Cat audio patch cord as there are now no wires to run.

      I don't remember anybody using the patch cords with the Cue Cat software. I do know of a few who said "Wow, a free audio patch cord!". It made recording songs off the radio easy when most people were stuck on dial-up so Napster was not an option. The bad thing about radio rips is the DJ tended to blather stuff on the lead-in and out on songs. It didn't matter when you recorded an entire show such as Dr. Demento.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    43. Re:Let me be the first to say... by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Geez, what a whiny little bitch. What prickly object got shoved up your urethra?

    44. Re:Let me be the first to say... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      NSA: Can we have your search data?
      Google: Sure.
      NSA: Can we have your search data?
      Google: Sure.
      NSA: Can we have your search data?
      Google: Sure.
      NSA: Can we have your search data?
      Google: NO!
      Slashdot: Hooray!

      --
      For more information, click here.
    45. Re:Let me be the first to say... by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      What are the implications if you listen to Al-Jazeera?

      On second thought, the government probably already has a list of all those people.

      But I can see it now. The government using a similiar algorithm to pick up keywords which then alert them to actively listen in on your conversations..... but that's probably old tech already. Or did google just give them an idea?

    46. Re:Let me be the first to say... by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Changing to a new OS is a big thing for most people. Using Yahoo/Ask/Msn and not Google is rather trivial. I mean, I know people who started using MSN just because it was added to the MSN home page. Not that the Evil Empire is better then the Maybe Evil Someday Empire, but the point is they can and do change. Get a ton of things saying google is spying on people, bam, people use something else.

    47. Re:Let me be the first to say... by spyowl · · Score: 1

      That's why when I viewed my flash settings few months back it was set to allow both microphone and webcam control to plugins. I had to expressly turn both off. Yes, they may have fixed this in the later versions of flash, but how many are still running the old version where everything is allowed by default?

    48. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who doesn't use Google?

      If I recall correctly, I think 40% of Microsoft employees.

      -

      --
      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    49. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Naturally in the investors section. I knew it must be *somewhere*. You, good sir, deserve a bowl of +1, Informative.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    50. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Of course I have my price. I just like to keep it unreasonably high. If they're really that desperate, their loss.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    51. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      It has been years Google was founded and I don't have slightest clue how they claim "Don't be evil" motto nor why people blindly defend Google.

      I don't think this story is totally true but cookie expiring 2038,archiving user mails forever, "reading" private mails analysing them to display relevant ads, having zero quality control over advertising including some open source packaging/selling crooks and pirates are TRUE.

      I think some people think Google is nice because they run Linux clusters. Ahem, Yahoo runs and supports FreeBSD for YEARS since it was founded and even AOL uses Linux giving their web server for Free. I don't say they are "better" guys but they don't claim to be "better" or "nice" either.

      They are not my friend. No "big company" can be my friend.

    52. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Deoxyribose · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the primary reason Google refused to release this data was to protect"trade secrets," presumably some sort of information revealing characteristics of their search algorithm. I somehow have a hard time believing that the whole "protecting civil rights" thing was anything more than a periphery public relations benefit, especially considering several other search engines released the data to the government, even when this request could be easily and legally turned down. I wouldn't be suprised if Google did yield the audio information.

    53. Re:Let me be the first to say... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 0, Troll

      There seem to be less and less people taking this seriously, but:

      Google has a motto of "Don't be evil." Other search engines don't.

      Google did not release data. Other search engines did.

      Coincidence?

      --
      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    54. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who doesn't use Google?

      Depends what you mean. Google have lots of products, most of which are web services. If a web service can access my microphone (in principle -- I don't actually have an audio input connected), then I consider that a browser security flaw. So the question is not so much "who doesn't use Google" as "who hasn't installed Google's software on their computer?" Google has some nice software, I'm sure, but most of it is written for Windows (like Google Earth), so I can't use it until I get another computer that runs Windows -- a task scheduled for the Tenth of Never at this point. I'm an avid user of their web services, though.

    55. Re:Let me be the first to say... by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      --

      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
    56. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      Don't get me wrong - I think it's a very scary prospect and very much against "don't be evil" (by the way, where the FUCK on any of Google's pages does it actually say that? I've looked fairly hard and not found it, nor 'do no evil')

      There are things called 'search engines' that are really good for things like this. http://www.google.com/ is a good one, here is an example of their syntax:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=%22don%27t+be+evil% 22+site%3Agoogle.com
    57. Re:Let me be the first to say... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      It's simple: Google can't put me in prison.

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    58. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting that you would "sell your privacy" for some on-line shopping. I think that this is what most companies count on (no pun intended). Give the user money, or product or what ever and they will give you there most private thoughts, habits etc. It's a generational thing really. I read an article about the messenger products that are now being banned from work places, but that people now in High School are so used to using them that it will be imposable to ban them once they get into the workplace, they will have become part of the persons "Digital Vocabulary". Same goes for this type of BS.

      I can't remember the study, but it generally involved putting a frog in water and slowly increasing the temperature, because the frog did not notice the incremental increase it eventually boiled to death. Something like that anyway.

      The same goes for privacy, little by little we lose more and more, becoming little more then corporate statistics, advertising fodder, managed entities, all for some stupid product.

    59. Re:Let me be the first to say... by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 1

      Notice the operative word "can," not "must."

    60. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Ankur+Dave · · Score: 1

      Google for it and you get the Code of Conduct. "Don't be evil" is in the first sentence.

    61. Re:Let me be the first to say... by MrScience · · Score: 1

      Interesting. They say that you can... not that they should or will.

      --

      You quitting proves that the karma kap worked. The most annoying of the whores shut up. --CmdrTaco

    62. Re:Let me be the first to say... by pilkul · · Score: 1

      Well that came out of nowhere. Forgot to take your Valium?

    63. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Jahz · · Score: 1
      Interesting. They say that you can... not that they should or will.

      Actually I think the wording is grammatically perfect. If you read the link you will see that this is the first sentence of a section of Google's corporate policy. They are making a statement that the rest of the paragraph can build upon. Saying "will" would be wrong because that is no longer an assumption (its a fact). Additionally it is probably incorrect. I think Google can make insane money by releasing "GSmoke" brand of cigarettes with AdWords on them :-)
      --
      There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who do not.
  4. I call bullshit. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NOBODY is stupid enough to propose such a thing. I think it’s a better guess that the tech in question is to be used to run ad-supported VOIP or similar.

    I don’t know who those Faultline people are, but either they or El Reg (and now Slashdot) have been trolled. HAND

    --

    Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    1. Re:I call bullshit. by Harker · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. I can see no reason why the powers that be would not put a stop to this as soon as it came to light, and I cannot envision ANY company being that stupid.

      H.

      --
      When VCR's are outlawed, only outlaws will have VCR's.
    2. Re:I call bullshit. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Um, what powers are those, exactly?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    3. Re:I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://microsoft.com/NotEvenWeAreNotThatFuckingStu pid/
      We're sorry, the page you requested could not be found
    4. Re:I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't a completely new concept. Anyone here remember the CueCat? Apparently they were stupid enough to try something similar to this...

      "CueCats also come with a "convergence cable," a fancy term for a cord that connects a television's audio-out ports to a PC's microphone jack. Participating broadcasters, including Dallas-based Belo, will embed special audio cues (think dog whistles, to continue the animal metaphors) that again prompt the PC to call up related URLs."

      http://www.naa.org/technews/tn001112/newmedia.html

    5. Re:I call bullshit. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      never thing companies aren't that stupid!

      cough.. ATT (NSA)

      cough, cough, verison (NSA)

      cough, cough, cough GM (remember that OnStar can spy when you're not using it)

      and god knows what Microsoft has given to keep their monopoly

  5. PC Microphones? by MeatFlap3 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This makes me happier to use something other than machines that have built-in microphones... :)

    -r

    1. Re:PC Microphones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this interesting? Are we first graders trying to figure a loophole in this?

      Metamoderate harshly, it's our only hope of escaping the blatant waste of mod points.

    2. Re:PC Microphones? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind the built-in mic as long as it had a Tesla grade knife switch so I could be sure it's off.

    3. Re:PC Microphones? by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      Glad I don't have a soundcard or microphone on this box.

      I don't believe Google would try something like that outside of their own labs.

      Google does not need something like the AOL surfing-info leak anyway.

      -- Rapidweather

  6. Millionth User by richardcpeterson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I may not have gotten the first post (didn't even read the summary) - but I _am_ the millionth slashdot user. I decided to register last night. Thought that might be interesting to some of you.

    --
    Millionth user, baby
    1. Re:Millionth User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You suck J/K. I'd been watching for that for months. Please tell me you didn't just luck on to it.

    2. Re:Millionth User by jlarocco · · Score: 4, Funny

      God damn kids, and their seven digit /. IDs.

    3. Re:Millionth User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He didn't. He created a bunch of sockpuppet accounts so he could reach 1000000 faster.

    4. Re:Millionth User by Konster · · Score: 1

      So, when I see you walking down the street with a picket sign, I could say it's million man marching!

    5. Re:Millionth User by Firehed · · Score: 1

      A karma whore if I've ever seen one. Expect the account to be on eBay the moment it hits "Excellent".

      And welcome to slashdot ;-)

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    6. Re:Millionth User by Edward+Teach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I know what you mean...

      --

      Setting his threshold to 5, Sparky eliminated most of the trolls on /.

    7. Re:Millionth User by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Funny

      A million monkeys and we still don't see no Hamlet

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    8. Re:Millionth User by pimpimpim · · Score: 3, Funny
      I may not have gotten the first post (didn't even read the summary)

      Seems like you already figured out the two main habits of the average slashdot user. Keep up the good work!

      --
      molmod.com - computing tips from a molecular modeling
    9. Re:Millionth User by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Another one of these threads?

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    10. Re:Millionth User by damiena · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new here.

    11. Re:Millionth User by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Actually, 75% of the user ids are trolls that keep making new accounts. So you're probably more like the 250,000th user.

      --
      What?
    12. Re:Millionth User by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      Actually, he's the sixth user. I should know, I'm the fifth.

    13. Re:Millionth User by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      If everyone clicks on that link, which takes over a minute to respond, the CPU time burned might crash /.

      SO, everyone, don't do that!

    14. Re:Millionth User by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, why didn't Slashdot close user registrations after user 1,000? j/k :^)

    15. Re:Millionth User by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Is it even possible to slashdot slashdot?

    16. Re:Millionth User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "503 Service Unavailable"
      Perhaps.
      (I can't log in, either.)

    17. Re:Millionth User by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      There is a reason for that,

      " Your comment has too few characters per line"

      (slashdot filters.....),
      Hamlet is a play, with lots of short lines....

      --
      Laws are horrible moral guides, moral guides make even worse laws.
    18. Re:Millionth User by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      I may not have gotten the first post (didn't even read the summary)

      Seems like you already figured out the two main habits of the average slashdot user.
      Not quite yet.
      He also needs to get off my lawn.
      --
      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    19. Re:Millionth User by Attaturk · · Score: 1

      Apparently so. AC takes the prize. =P

    20. Re:Millionth User by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

      Since you are new to Slashdot, let me point out that you don't need to read the summary, article, or headline in order to comment. No one else does.

      --
      Sent from my iPhone
    21. Re:Millionth User by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      Pity really, 999999 is almost as cool as 1000000 and now it's junk.

    22. Re:Millionth User by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      "Thought that might be interesting to some of you."

      You must be new here...

      Ba-da-bom. Thanx, I'll be here all week.

      --
      SIG: TAKE OFF EVERY 'CAPTAIN'!!
    23. Re:Millionth User by filmnorthflorida · · Score: 1

      Prisoner: Where am I?
      Number Two: In The Village.
      Prisoner: What do you want?
      Number Two: Information.
      Prisoner: Which side are you on?
      Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
      Prisoner: You won't get it.
      Number Two: By hook or by crook we will. Prisoner: Who are you?
      Number Two: The new Number Two.
      Prisoner: Who is Number One?
      Number Two: You are Number Six.
      Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man. Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....

      --
      --- php: perl hates people
    24. Re:Millionth User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not even the millionth user ID: about 16,000 are unused. I don't know why. (Maybe accounts that register but don't respond to the confirmation email eventually get expired?)

    25. Re:Millionth User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone did, but I would put my bet on #1000004, NiceRoundNumber.

      Unless that's who you were talking about since the parent post is apparently deleted or something *shrug*

    26. Re:Millionth User by el+americano · · Score: 1

      No, there were several references to one million before and after user id 1000000:
      http://slashdot.org/~0000001
      http://slashdot.org/~million%20one

      We can safely assume that this is the asshat who did it.

      --
      Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. -Groucho Marx
    27. Re:Millionth User by el+americano · · Score: 1

      He created more than 150 fake registrations to get that account. 999847-999999 are all trashed. He wants us to congratulate him on the accomplishment?

      I'd much rather congratulate the admins on deleting his account. Or just delete all the fake accounts and move him down to 999847.

      --
      Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. -Groucho Marx
    28. Re:Millionth User by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      Can't really be sure who did it unless you check IP addresses, and I don't know if/how they store that info.

      But it might not be him.... it might be NiceRoundNumber or million one.

      There are other garbage accounts beyond 1000000, so maybe it is a coincidence, or maybe there was more than one person trying to get it up to 1000000.

      And I am wondering if 999999 wouldn't be cooler?

      I better not mention any other desired uids.

      If they were going to delete a bunch of the accounts and shift the user IDs accordingly, I think it would be better if they waited for a bunch of real people to register first, so that it is a bit more random how UID 1000000 gets assigned.

      --
      I hate Liberals and Conservatives.
      If you are a Liberal or a Conservative, then HAVE A NICE DAY!
      Courage.
    29. Re:Millionth User by el+americano · · Score: 1

      Of course it doesn't look good that he signed up right before it happened too:

      http://slashdot.org/~rcpeterson

      --
      Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. -Groucho Marx
  7. Wait. I forgot how time works for a second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it april 1st or something?

  8. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the Google software will conflict with the NSA microphone-tapping software so the NSA software stops working.

    1. Re:Good! by holdenholden · · Score: 1
      Only if we are lucky. The way things are going, next thing you know NSA will be keeping track on how often you make love to your girlfriend while Google is showing the relevant condom ads.


      On second thought... nevermind.

    2. Re:Good! by LF11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, the Google software IS the NSA microphone-tapping software!

    3. Re:Good! by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Well... It will, but it will crash the computer and blow it to dust, also.

    4. Re:Good! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Only if we are lucky. The way things are going, next thing you know NSA will be keeping track on how often you make love to your girlfriend while Google is showing the relevant condom ads.

      On second thought... nevermind.

      This is Slashdot. WHAT girlfriend???

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
  9. Hidden EULA? by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Will the user be notifed in big red letters.. or will this just be hidden down in the fine print like everything else?

    What is next, capturing video? Or scanning file contents?

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Hidden EULA? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      What is next, capturing video? Or scanning file contents?

      I expect them to jack your mouse drivers and use the optical mice as scanners to scan the paperwork on your desk.

      --
      THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! eventually.
    2. Re:Hidden EULA? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      Ooh, good thing Google is non-evil and currently has no apps that scan your file contents. Hey, wait, that isn't evil.

      I agree, the microphone thing sounds like a stupid idea. I would not want it installed, and I do not think anyone else would either, but it is not like Google is suggesting that they stream your private conversations to their database. The analysis is done client-side. It just sends "Unidentifiable people talking." or "24 is playing on the TV."

      --
      Centralization breaks the internet.
    3. Re:Hidden EULA? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      The analysis is done client-side. It just sends "Unidentifiable people talking." or "24 is playing on the TV."

      But... what is the benefit to the user? It seems that Google is getting some useful data...with user just getting more ads in return. Why should the user accept this? (even if it is working perfectly, and is perfectly anonymous)?

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    4. Re:Hidden EULA? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      None, that's why I do not think anyone would want it installed.

      --
      Centralization breaks the internet.
    5. Re:Hidden EULA? by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      I wonder how they'll interpret Duke Nukem shooting a purple alien in the chin. I'll probably just get ads for Duke Nukem Forever. Forever.

      Good god, I just realized I've been using the same mouse pad for over 10 years now. And I don't think it's even been washed.

  10. If you're worried, stop using Google software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're worried about your privacy, then stop using Google software. Set up your /etc/hosts file to resolve their various domains and hostnames to localhost. Disconnect your microphone.

    If neither Google nor the various levels of government care about your privacy, then do what you have to on your own to guarantee your personal life remains personal.

    1. Re:If you're worried, stop using Google software. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "If you're worried about your privacy, then stop using Google software. "

      But I have no reason to distrust Google. They've done nothing wrong! It's even in their PR tagline that they won't do anything evil. So, until they do something to earn my distrust (like give the gov't access to all the email in my GMail account and the related web searches since I'm always logged in to get said email...), I'm going to voluntarily hand all of my sensitive data over to them.

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    2. Re:If you're worried, stop using Google software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you're worried about your privacy, then stop using Google software.

      If you're worried about your privacy, then stop using your computer.

    3. Re:If you're worried, stop using Google software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, then drink the KoolAid already...

    4. Re:If you're worried, stop using Google software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really missed the satire of that post.

  11. Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is some Scary Shit.

  12. Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by frizzantik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If anybody believes this story I've got some oceanside property in Nevada I'd like to sell them.

    1. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by pyrote · · Score: 1

      If anybody believes this story I've got some oceanside property in Nevada I'd like to sell them.

      is it in a good neigborhood? you know, schools etc...

      --
      THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! eventually.
    2. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what's worse, the fact that this was modded insightful or the fact that it's funnier because it's modded insightful.

    3. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      No idea, but there's a pretty big bridge there that can be yours for a low low price. :)

      --
      By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
    4. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

      I thought that was in Alaska =p

      --
      +Raider of the lost BBS
    5. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      I have many bridges. Don't want them any more, so they're up for sale.

      Tried eBay, they don't allow the selling of bridges. I tried selling an underpass once too, that didn't go well either. So I'm trying Slashdot.

      --
      By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
    6. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      It used to be that if you googled "broklyn bridge" you got an ebay link titled, "looking for Brooklyn Bridge? find it on eBay." Sadly, no more.

    7. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Nah, forget that bridge, it's going nowhere...

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    8. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by awesomo2001 · · Score: 1

      I am very interested in your property. I will email about it once I am done installing the Alexa toolbar and Browzar!

    9. Re:Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      Funny... This page, belonging to a guy in google research, mentions the research behind this application:

      This paper describes mass personalization, a framework for combining mass media with a highly personalized Web-based experience. We introduce four applications for mass personalization: personalized content layers, ad hoc social communities, real-time popularity ratings and virtual media library services. Using the ambient audio originating from the television, the four applications are available with no more effort than simple television channel surfing. Our audio identification system does not use dedicated interactive TV hardware and does not compromise the user's privacy. Feasibility tests of the proposed applications are provided both with controlled conversational interference and with "living-room" evaluations.
      --

      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  13. So pretty much the lesson here is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't participate in sexual activities with your mic on or you will find yourself with nasty search results in the morning?

    1. Re:So pretty much the lesson here is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the lesson is: make sure to participate in sexual activities with your mic on and you will find yourself with nasty search results in the morning!

  14. Yeah, right... by MythMoth · · Score: 5, Informative

    For once I have not read the 'effing article.

    The Register is not a reliable news source. Moreover, Andrew Orlowski has a bee in his bonnet about Google and constantly writes articles attacking them with very little merit - I would be astonished if this article is not by him, but even if it isn't, their association with him completely discredits them in my eyes.

    Finally Peter Norvig is the author of the seminal Paradigms of Artificial Intelligence Programming (if you haven't read it, go and buy it right now) and is definitely not a complete idiot - I simply don't believe the story as summarised in the slashdot writeup regardless of whether it correctly reflects El Reg's article.

    Case dismissed.

    --
    --- These are not words: wierd, genious, rediculous
    1. Re:Yeah, right... by Feyr · · Score: 1

      the register is for funny news, just like fark, digg and slashdot. just take everything they write with a grain of salt and loosen up a bit

    2. Re:Yeah, right... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Lighten up" is the asshole's excuse for being an asshole.

    3. Re:Yeah, right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I thought. But then I read the article. The software converts five second sound samples into 4-byte fingerprints. These are, apparently, adequate to identify the TV program you're watching, but they can't (obviously) be reverse engineered to replay what you are saying. Which is quite similar to the justification Google used for putting adverts in emails (we're not reading your email, the computer is). This sounds quite plausible.

      OTOH, how long before the NSA creates a database of the fingerprints for people saying "Al Qaeda".

    4. Re:Yeah, right... by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1
      "Lighten up" is the asshole's excuse for being an asshole.
      Most insightful comment I've ever seen on this site! May I use that as my new sig?
      --
      I dream of a better world... one in which chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.
    5. Re:Yeah, right... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I would take it as a compliment!

    6. Re:Yeah, right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quite like The Register as a source of news, but I agree 100% that it has a bizarre anti-Google mania, whether or not it can be blamed directly on Orlowski. The nice thing about The Register is that I know it often takes a ludicrously unreasonable slant on stories, so I never get sucked into believing their little exposes without additional evidence, yet they do often have a slant that is refreshingly different from the mainstream.

      On another note, please add "origional" to your sig. I tried to say so via email, but it bounced with "invalid address".

    7. Re:Yeah, right... by Cederic · · Score: 1


      No. The Register used to be a cynical and amusing take on serious IT news. It was reliable, ahead of more mainstream press and for 6-7 years almost essential daily or weekly reading for IT people (especially in the UK).

      The GP's thoughts on Orlowski are perhaps extreme but do not sufficiently differ from my own for me to disagree with him.

      I've stopped reading El Reg because it's gone downhill so much. I've switched to The Inquirer (http://www.theinquirer.net) as that was set up by one of the original creators of The Register, and has taken up the baton of high quality IT news.

    8. Re:Yeah, right... by ThurlMakes7 · · Score: 1
      "For once I have not read the 'effing article ... I would be astonished if this article is not by him ... Case dismissed."

      And this got +5 informative? Well, prepare to be astonished.

      Orlowski's done a lot of good work with his articles about Google. He was the guy who got them to label press releases, when Google was sneaking corporate PR through as news. Orlowski keeps Google honest.

      Did he diss your blog, or steal your girlfriend? Get over it.

  15. If this happens, i'll boycott Google by Pizaz · · Score: 1

    This sounds too absurd to be true, but if it were to happen i would boycott Google for better or for worse. Yes it would suck having to use another search engine, but I'd have no choice but to boycott them for principles sake.

  16. My most recent bedroom dialogue by walnutmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Girl: WalnutMon, your penis is too small for me...
    Me: Shh... Be quiet!
    Girl: Why? Does it make you feel self conscious?
    Me: No, I don't give a shit, I just don't feel like having more penis enlargement advertisements sent to me via google's sound activated advertisement scheme
    Girl: I SURE NEED SOME VIBRATORS!
    Me: AND WIVES FROM RUSSIA!

    --
    You take it, I don't want it...
    1. Re:My most recent bedroom dialogue by jb.hl.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be careful, you may end up with ads for Russian guys with vibrating cocks.

      Not that she'd have a problem with that probably...

      --
      By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
    2. Re:My most recent bedroom dialogue by TheRealBurKaZoiD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try reading your post with a jamaican accent. It made it all the funnier....

      Just don't ask why I was reading it with a jamaican accent.

    3. Re:My most recent bedroom dialogue by vilms · · Score: 0

      Anything to do with that famous Hugh Grant "can ye tek mi length?" story?

      No? Okay. Move along. Nothing to see here...

    4. Re:My most recent bedroom dialogue by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      it is because the walnutmon, as I invented him in high school IS jamaican, he is the jamaican walnut mon, mon, get it :)

      --
      You take it, I don't want it...
  17. If you're listening... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello, Joe? You've been my attorney for, what is it now, twenty years? And you won that illegal search & seizure suit where the ACLU wrote an Amicus Curia? How about Class Action on people whose PC microphone was used, without their permission, to covertly collect audio from their homes, and that data was inadequately protected, so that the U.S. Government got access? Give me a call. I'll just be home, reading out loud from my collection of 20th century paranoid literature, starting with George Orwell.

    -- Professor Jonathan Vos Post

  18. Not outside of their intentions... by scooter.higher · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, Google wants to catalog all of the world's information, and make it searchable.

    Really, how is this a surprise?

    --
    Ramen
  19. A warm welcome by ickeicke · · Score: 3, Funny
    Thought that might be interesting to some of you.
    It isn't. To no one.

    In other words: welcome to Slashdot and congratulations on being the millionth user, but you'll get flamed just like any other noob ;) .
    --
    Firehed - Unfortunately, thanks to medical breakthroughs, common sense is not as common as it once was.
    1. Re:A warm welcome by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I guess this means the era in which I'm jealous of the 5-digit users is over, and the era in which I get to be the proud owner of a directly-obtained (not purchased) 6-digit account number is at hand!

  20. Here is your no-prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    :P

    Who cares?

  21. first thought was bullshit, but then I read TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    which I normally in good slashdot tradition would have skipped.


    However after reading it seems that this is something that is fairly serious.
    this search turned up more relevant results than I would have expected if this was a hoax.


    1. Re:first thought was bullshit, but then I read TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some more follow up stuff:

      Also see: Googling Your TV - Prototype software from Google Research could listen to your TV and send back useful information -- and ads of course. By Wade Roush. Technology Review (August 24, 2006). "A system recently outlined by researchers at Google amounts to personalized TV without the fancy set-top equipment required by previous (and failed) attempts at interactive television. Their prototype software, detailed in a conference presentation in Europe last June, uses a computer's built-in microphone to listen to the sounds in a room. It then filters each five-second snippet of sound to pick out audio from a TV, reduces the snippet to a digital 'fingerprint,' searches an Internet server for a matching fingerprint from a pre-recorded show, and, if it finds a match, displays ads, chat rooms, or other information related to that snippet on the user's computer. ... When word of the research first appeared in the media, some bloggers and other technology watchers reacted with horror; many assumed that the background conversation picked up by the microphone in Google's system would be uploaded to Google. But the technology makes it impractical; at four bytes, the fingerprints don't contain enough information to reconstruct the original sounds in a room. 'Some people did get the impression that we had an open microphone that was going to listen in on them,' says [Peter] Norvig. 'Clearly, that was not what we were doing. We are transmitting a key that can be matched but not reversed. That said, users are giving up some information -- and that's something they have to decide about.'"

      from
      http://www.aaai.org/aitopics/assets/AIalerts/curre nt.html

      see also http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx? id=17354&ch=infotech

  22. Cloes by zoomshorts · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually it turns on your Webcam and mic to record everything you say and do.

    Privacy just went out the door.... unless you use *insert favorite OP systen here*

    I vote for DOS.

    1. Re:Cloes by Xymor · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only people who need privacy are terrorists. Just imagine the possibilities, not only online activities will be monitored, but so will offline ones. It will be the rise of the real Big Brother. God bless America!

    2. Re:Cloes by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Shut up Dubya..

    3. Re:Cloes by Neo_piper · · Score: 1

      Never before have I been GLAD not to be able to plug a mic into my 4G Mac

    4. Re:Cloes by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      This calls for physically disabling your microphone whenever you are not specifically using it, just to prevent inadvertent transmission.

      On a desktop, just unplug the mic.

      On a laptop, go to Radio Shack or equivalent and get a 3.5mm (or 1/8") headphone plug from the parts drawers. Just get the cheapest one you can find. Insert it into the mic jack on the side of your laptop and this will switch out the built-in mic.

      Problem solved, and nobody needs to change their OS or other software.

      --
      www.wavefront-av.com
    5. Re:Cloes by bruno.fatia · · Score: 1

      Just uninstall your Audio Drivers will also work :)

    6. Re:Cloes by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      Never before have I been GLAD not to be able to plug a mic into my 4G Mac

      Pfft. I have more microphone security than that. I'm running Windows XP.

      I can hardly get my f'ing microphone to work even in the applications where I to WANT it to work. There's always some level set wrong or gain turned up too high or something that keeps it from actually capturing my speech. I doubt even mighty Google can penetrate the obscurity layer that is the Creative Labs mixer on top of DirectX.

      --
      John
    7. Re:Cloes by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Just wait until all new PC monitors are required to come with cameras and mics installed and covering up or disabling them is illegal. Kinda like VCRs and Macrovision, traffic light cameras and license plates, or the wiretapping requirements of telcos. The government would of course claim these things wouldn't be used until there was reason to. I wouldn't be too surprised if such a bill was proposed, although I would be pretty surprised if it passed (at least for now).

    8. Re:Cloes by AnarkiNet · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...or don't use Google Desktop? Really, it is not particularly useful.

    9. Re:Cloes by phulegart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure I want targetted ads for whatever I happen to be talking about with me and my friends, popping up in the sidebar of my next google search. Not all the time, anyway.

      I'm not going to perform any terrorist activities, nor am I gonna encourage any terrorist activities. Just the opposite. But just talking about them can get snippets of my conversation put into a database, where later on, because I mentioned the words "terrorist" "bomb" "access" "motivation" "religion" and "plan" too much in a particular conversation, I go on a hot list to be placed under a microscope. It doesn't matter if I have nothing to hide. I did not reach out and say "Hey Government Entity, Look at ME!!! I need something from you, so you can pay attention to me now." I don't need governmental resourses and time spent on investigating me when they should be off investigating someone who is REALLY doing something wrong.

      This one goes in the BAD file.

      --
      "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -D. Adams
    10. Re:Cloes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A headset, plugged into the mic line, can be used as a mic. I kidd you not.

    11. Re:Cloes by stupid+grinch · · Score: 1

      They want you to think it doesn't work so you forget all about it. Duh!

    12. Re:Cloes by abandonment · · Score: 1

      the problem is more machines like laptops etc with mics built in - no disabling them, other than muting them via windows.

      then again my acer ferrari has a nice habit of farking the audio drivers - i have to uninstall & reinstall the device regularly just to get my audio to work, period, let alone the mic.

      of course acer won't ever update the drivers because according to them the machine behaves 'according to spec' - stupid oem hardware...no video driver updates, etc...gotta love having to hack your video driver to get it to install updates...ie DHModTool

    13. Re:Cloes by dark_knight_ita · · Score: 1

      Agree. And read carefully the license agreement before installing any piece of software.

    14. Re:Cloes by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, there is a much more common sort of microphone in homes and offices, even if there's no computer or a computer without multimedia (mics on office PCs are probably quite uncommon). It's your phone. Additional advantage is that it is usually switched on and connected all the time.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    15. Re:Cloes by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      the problem is more machines like laptops etc with mics built in - no disabling them, other than muting them via windows.

      But he just told you how to disable the built-in mic, in the very post you replied to.

    16. Re:Cloes by compro01 · · Score: 1

      i would bet that speakers are more common than microphones, and any speaker (conventional cone speakers, anyway, i dunno about flat-panel ones, but i would think the same idea applies, though the sensitivity to the right sound frequencies might be an issue) can also work as a microphone if you use it right.

      it creates a rather interesting effect if you forget to reconfigure your sound to use the 3 ports for front, rear, and centre/sub, rather than front, rear, mic. the centre speaker (which sits right in front of my monitor) acted as a rather effective microphone.

      --
      upon the advice of my lawyer, i have no sig at this time
    17. Re:Cloes by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      My laptop has a built-in mic and no mic-in or line in plug, only a line-out. This is a very common occurence. No hardware way of switching off the mic.

    18. Re:Cloes by joto · · Score: 1
      Well, it's not Microsofts fault. I'll tell you that. Under linux, using alsa, my audigy 2 has 45 different sliders, knobs, or switches (well, probably more, as the majority of them are stereo sliders).

      I've tried using this soundcard for recording music (i.e. with a HD recording program) earlier. It's incredibly difficult to get the settings right for actually recording anything. Whether it's the official windows drivers, kx drivers, or alsa under linux, is not of importance. It's the soundcard that makes it difficult.

    19. Re:Cloes by WebCrapper · · Score: 3, Funny

      So all a teenager needs to do, to find porn now days, is to sit naked in front of the computer and the ads will pop out at him..........

      sorry..had to

    20. Re:Cloes by jrmcferren · · Score: 0

      Or if you are like me, forget to install the batteries and use an old version of Google desktop.
      Note: This story is on Google Desktop.
      Thanks to Google Desktop's news feature, I was hooked on Slashdot.

      --
      sudo mod me up
    21. Re:Cloes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats wrong with traffic light cameras (excluding when the government gives tickets through them, which is illegal in my state)?

      My city has been investing in installing at least 4 cameras and up to 16 cameras per intersection, and the more they install, the roads keep getting safer. The cameras are all hooked up to the central traffic control station and tracks the positions of cars, so the maximum amount of cars are let through the light at a time. They also have cameras facing the opposite direction on the intersections so it knows how many people are on the other side and to get the next light ready for them (the camera facing away from the light will catch all right turners)... it also will configure the current light to change to prevent gridlock. Traffic camera lights definately have helped me.

    22. Re:Cloes by toddbu · · Score: 1

      Apparently you don't live in Auburn, Washington, where the local city government recently installed cameras at several intersections to catch people running red lights. It's a really nice way to pad city coffers, but I'm surprised that its citizens put up with this nonsense. - todd

      --
      If you don't want crime to pay, let the government run it.
    23. Re:Cloes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People probably put up with it because running a red light inconvienences and endangers the other drivers around them. People going the other way now have to wait for someone who thought stopping at a red light did not apply to them. Flat out running a red light is extremely dangerous... other drivers might not be able to see you due to obstructions, and shouldn't have to be looking out for someone coming anyways. And if you are driving, you should be paying attention to driving: running a red light is never an "accident" it is either willfully breaking the law or an act of irresponsible negligance. For the same reason that gun safety types believe there is no such thing as an accidental firearm discharge... you are putting others in a dangerous situation every time you handle a firearm or get behind the wheel of a car.

      Hell, I want those cameras to also pick up people who pass on the right in the parking lane just because they don't want to be behind people. That act is extremely dangerous and forces everybody else behind the person you cut off to slow down enough to let you in. And in my experience, the person passing on the right neveral actually goes faster than the person they passed would have... they just want to be in front.

    24. Re:Cloes by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      If your bulit-in mic is one of those pin-prick-sized holes, stick a blob of Blu-tack over it to enable 'silent' mode

    25. Re:Cloes by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      There are clear sheets of material that go over license plates that are supposed to prevent cameras from reading your plate number. I have no idea if they work (seems unlikely), but I know they are illegal here. I was just comparing how similar that would be to criminalizing the covering up of a mic or camera, to illustrate that it isn't as unlikely as it first seems.

      Also, don't forget that these cameras are run by the government, and thus could easily be used to track the movements of vehicles and keep records of where people are going and spending their time. There's a lot of potential for abuse.

  23. Research by hey · · Score: 1

    Of course, the Google people do lots of research. Does mean its gonna get
    rolled out... if its even a research project.

  24. NSA by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    costs are paid for by the NSA and FBI.

  25. Flash by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Flash already has the ability to do this. Thankfully, you can control whether or not a site has access to your camera and microphone (denied by default).

    --
    This guy's the limit!
    1. Re:Flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess what's hilarious to me is that I don't HAVE a camera OR a microphone on my computer system.
      Wow, I wonder how Google's illustrious software would handle that - hopefully with a divide-by-zero...

      That said, I think it would be hilarious to fake it into thinking that
      on my system came from the "microphone" but instead came from, say, the 11 meter band, which would
      probably overwhelm Google's AI and solve the problem for everyone.

      Or, IOW, Big Brother would meet a Good Buddy...

    2. Re:Flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thankfully, you can control whether or not a site has access to your camera and microphone
      Do you mean the preferences dialog box that tells Flash that you would prefer Flash to turn off the microphone? That may work... if Flash agrees.
    3. Re:Flash by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      That's the one. Thankfully I don't have a camera or mic hooked up to my machines to find out.

      --
      This guy's the limit!
  26. PCs with permanent internal microphones by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Makes me dislike even more PCs (and Macs) with permanently-wired internal microphones that you can't just unplug as with an external one, or even cover up as you can with an internal camera.

    1. Re:PCs with permanent internal microphones by chis101 · · Score: 0

      You can mute the microphone.
      In Windows, go to Volume Control, Options>Properties, select Recording, then either select a different recording device, or move the slider under Microphone all the way down

    2. Re:PCs with permanent internal microphones by TheChromaticOrb · · Score: 1
      Makes me dislike even more PCs (and Macs) with permanently-wired internal microphones that you can't just unplug as with an external one, or even cover up as you can with an internal camera.

      Only a problem if you use an operating system you can't trust.

      --
      Note to self: get a sig.
    3. Re:PCs with permanent internal microphones by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      My monitor has one. I punctured the membrane with a needle several times. A lot of posts here suggest this is not possible. Even with my meager programming skills I know it is. It would be very slow but possible. As Internet speeds increase so does the possibility / probability.

      --
      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    4. Re:PCs with permanent internal microphones by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      With a physical connection you are assured the mic is off. With a software controlled mute, what assurance do you have that an activex control didn't just unmute the mic for 5 sec.s?

    5. Re:PCs with permanent internal microphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get rid of the driver. Nothing's perfect, but at least the spy has some work to do before he can listen in.

    6. Re:PCs with permanent internal microphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "With a software controlled mute, what assurance do you have that an activex control didn't just unmute the mic for 5 sec.s?"

      Who still has ActiveX enabled? It's the first think I turn off whenever I setup a new computer.

  27. Excuse my onomatopoeic attempts, but... by Elegor · · Score: 1

    How will Google interpret 15 million samples all sounding like 'squelch...squelch...squelch...squelch..squelch..s quelch.squelch.squelch.splat....aaahhhhhh!"?

    I guess Kleenex will find their Google ads being delivered to users far more frequently.

    1. Re:Excuse my onomatopoeic attempts, but... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. Incorporate this with Microsoft's Clippy.

      "You seem to be spanking your monkey. Would you like me to find more 'barely legal teens who take it in the a__' for you?"

      --
      Lump lingered last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane.
  28. Corporate America by elmarkitse · · Score: 1

    This will go over like a fart in church with corporate america. Wasn't there a huge controversy back when google desktop came out and it was storing corporate info on google servers to make it easier to get your data / searches between computers?

    At least it will be easy for google to snoop on board meetings when their software is on the laptops of all the executives chatting away about their next big deal.

    Do no evil or not, I just got a new dell and the first thing to go was google desktop despite all it's advertised benefits. I just don't feel comfortable knowing that someone else can flip through my e-mails, search history, advertisments, calendar, spreadsheets, quotes on writely, and now what music or tv show i've got going on in the background.

  29. custom ads by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Based on the gunshot noises in your environment, can I interest you one of the following: a Dirty Harry dvd or a bulletproof vest?

  30. Not impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It sounds to me like a posturing move more than anything else. "Look what we can do, we can permeate every inch of the world with personalized ads." It's meant to scare competitors into either throwing the gauntlet or over spending. No way they are going to develop this (a market more than a technology) on their own. I don't doubt that it's technically possible. It's just not possible on any kind of scale because of privacy issues; because of lack of identified market.


    Right now, it's funny to read my emails and have semi-related ads, it's starting to get troubling when the publicity advertises plane tickets when/if I plan to visit somewhere. I know I have a choice of using their service. I'm not so sure I have the same choice when I'm at a coffee shop and everybody has a cellphone. If they are going to offer free wifi at the same place it's getting scary. And if they maintain their policy of keeping everything forever it's downright dangerous. I'm not saying Google is Big Brother (yet) but the possible implications of an "intelligent" service sure makes me hope that someone starts a debate on this.

    1. Re:Not impressed by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1
      t's meant to scare competitors into either throwing the gauntlet or over spending
      Hmmmm. If I were the sneaky type myself, I could believe this. Spread a rumor that you're going to do something like this, watch comptetiotors fall over themselves to do it before you do, then sit back and watch get into deep shit with everybody (possibly even the law). But then I'm not a particularly sneaky person, so I'd never think that.
      --
      I dream of a better world... one in which chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.
  31. Flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the deal with flash and microphones and webcams? The same?

  32. Corporate motivations vs. individual motivation by drDugan · · Score: 1

    My rambling, biased thoughts on this issue:

    Within our current economic system, companies must continually grow to survive. All large groups tend to become slower and more bureaucratic over time, and their ability to innovate declines. This leads to a tremendous pressure to generate continuously increasing revenue from existing methods.

    Individuals motivations for privacy and security will inevitably come to odds with the profit drive of corporations. There is simply no way around this. It is not good enough to say that "the market will decide", and companies that screw over people will fail ... because the only way to dissuade companies from selling out individuals is for there to be some economic pain inflicted on the company for such behavior. Currently there is a significant imbalance between how companies make money from wide groups of people, yet each individual has little or no effect on the actions of the company.

    Web 2.0 is showing us that power to the individual is increasing, dramatically.

    We will see more and more "mutual benefit" clubs/collectives - organizations who primarily serve the interests of the individual - that pop up and by aggregating individual interests pull people away from the profit-motivated corporations.

    Currently it is difficult legally to create and manage such collectives as they get large (>20-50 members), but it is inevitable, as the profit motives will end up screwing too many people.

    1. Re:Corporate motivations vs. individual motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude - if companies don't serve the interests of their customers, they fail. it's pretty simple.

    2. Re:Corporate motivations vs. individual motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Within our current economic system, companies must continually grow to survive.

      Bullshit. They only must continually grow beyond the paltry rate of inflation is so that investors continue to extra money at them.

    3. Re:Corporate motivations vs. individual motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is true of public companies: wall street is very clear. "12% per annum, or bye bye investment."

    4. Re:Corporate motivations vs. individual motivation by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      Within our current economic system, companies must continually grow to survive.

      That isn't quite right, even public companies can not grow at all and they will definitely survive. You're getting mixed up; our current economic system requires that the money supply constantly grows, which is very different to saying companies must continually grow. The constant growth of the money supply implies that the economy itself must also constantly grow, however that can be achieved without companies themselves constantly growing (eg by new companies being created or an increase in monetary velocity).

      It's also not quite right that the economy doesn't survive if the money supply stops growing. Rather what happens is that the system enters a negative feedback loop and we get into recession ... perhaps even into a great depression though thanks to buffers provided by things like social security this is less likely in modern times. So the system itself survives but it starts to collapse.

    5. Re:Corporate motivations vs. individual motivation by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Or else they try to rely on monopolistic practices, cartels, and government regulation to stay afloat. Such as the major record labels, many local utilities, Microsoft, automobile insurance companies, and countless others.

  33. How would this advertising even work? by TomHandy · · Score: 1

    OK, let's even assume for a second that this was true. What sort of targeted advertising would you even do with this. Presumably the kinds of things you might be able to easily tell would be that you're in a restaurant/cafe, in an office, in school, at a sporting event, etc.? Even if you come up with something smart enough to tell what sort of location you're at, what sort of useful targeted advertising would an advertiser even want to target to you?

    1. Re:How would this advertising even work? by friedmud · · Score: 1

      Let's say it hears a rerun of "Lost" in the background... and then the next time it goes to show you text ads it shows you some for buying the Season1 DVD set.... sounds like a good idea (for them) to me.

      Now... I'm not a very paranoid person. I use Google services _ALL_ the time and so far trading a little bit of privacy has been worth the return in personalized services. But, for me, I think this goes a bit far. I just plain don't want anyone recording _anything_ from the microphone on my computer. I don't care what they claim to do or not do with it... but I just don't want it to happen. If any google service I use says that I have to let them record audio from my house.... that's the first day I switch to a competitor.

      There are some intrusions that are helpful (for instance, I like personalized search... while others may think that gives Google too much info, I find that my search results are drastically improved therefore outweighing the loss in privacy) but this just goes too far.

      I hope it never happens.

      Friedmud

    2. Re:How would this advertising even work? by Shados · · Score: 1

      Assuming what has been copy pasted from the white paper in other posts is true... The recording literaly never leaves your computer. Its client side, generating statistics (which can't be used to recreate the recorded data) and then sending the statistics, not the sounds.

      So basicaly, they're not recording anything. Your computer records stuff, makes a graph (or whatever they use) out of it, and send the -graph- back. Thats very, very different. (then again people flipped when WoW had that tool that would, client side, check for softwares you used, and send back an alarm, and nothing else, if an illicit tool was being used...its similar to this, so if people flipped back then knowing that, they'll flip on this too...).

      Still important to see the difference. No audio is being sent back home.

    3. Re:How would this advertising even work? by friedmud · · Score: 1

      I did read the article before I posted... but like I said... I don't care what they "claim" to be doing... I don't want them using my microphone _at all_. It's just a personal choice though, and I'm sure some will make it.

      I mean... what if the "graph" they send back translates to "How much do you want for killing my wife?" from some movie a person is watching... and then the next day their wife get's killed.... that could look pretty bad. Since the recording isn't kept... only a graph you can't tell who said it... but it still doesn't look good.

      Whatever they send back still has to be recognizeable to them as _something_ or else there isn't a point. Sure they aren't sending back actual recordings... but if they send back "graphs" that represent the words that were recorded or the sounds heard.... then it really doesn't matter.

      Like I say... these are just my personaly feelings _for now_. Maybe things will change once things actually get announced... but for now I just don't want them recording things from my house.

      Friedmud

  34. From Googles White Paper by frizzantik · · Score: 1

    The viewer's acoustic privacy is maintained by the irreversibility of the mapping from audio to summary statistics. Unlike the speech-enabled proactive agent by Hong et al. (2001), our approach will not "overhear" conversations. Furthermore, no one receiving (or intercepting) these statistics is able to eavesdrop, on such conversations, since the original audio does not leave the viewer's computer and the summary statistics are insufficient for reconstruction. Further, the system can easily be designed to use an explicit 'mute/un-mute' button, to give the viewer full control of when acoustic statistics are collected for transmission

    Social- and Interactive-Television Applications Based on Real-Time Ambient-Audio Identification

  35. I don't buy it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay, let's see. Excepting exploits, browsers (are supposed to) run in a sandbox - they don't have access to hardware.

    I wouldn't have even added "are supposed to" even in quotes, but well there's always ActiveX... but still, I'm using Firefox on a Mac so I'm not particularly worried - doubly so since I don't believe this is real to begin with.

    --
    #DeleteChrome
    1. Re:I don't buy it by Baricom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you have Flash Player installed? It has hardware access, as does every other plug-in. There's plenty of ways for a web site to hit the hardware.

    2. Re:I don't buy it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      You're right, I do have Flash player installed. But I also have the excellent Flashblock plugin installed. I don't even have Google included in the "allow by default" list.

      Point taken, however - I wasn't considering plugins.

      --
      #DeleteChrome
    3. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. Where is the mic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is Google going to force users to have the mic plugged in and on? Really now. I am sure that this can work, but only with the help of users. And something about the article and a grain of salt ... that has already been mentioned.

    Is there any need to spell check? I can not even log in --

    Ha - The service is not available. Please try again later.

  37. I'm safe since I use linux... by bigtrike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thankfully Linux users are safe from this, since anything related to audio rarely ever works well. The standard sound drivers included in most distributions are so horrid that not even Google's thousands of engineers can manage to keep them from segfaulting for more than a couple minutes. I guess they could avoid using any of the fancy drivers and stick with basic ALSA or OSS, but since only one application at a time can use sound with that method, it would probably already be in use by something else...

    1. Re:I'm safe since I use linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that was an impressive troll. I don't think a single statement you made was even remotely true -- congratulations!

    2. Re:I'm safe since I use linux... by hahafaha · · Score: 1

      True, but the main, overarching idea sort of made sense in an indirect sort of way. Almost everyone affected by this will be Windows and Mac users, I guarantee you. Either problems porting the program to GNU/Linux or GNU/Linux users just noticing it much quicker will prevent it from being much of an issue there.

  38. Bad news for the Slashdot crowd? by FSWKU · · Score: 1
    The software collects short sound clips and removes background noise. Google then targets its ads based on the statistics collected.
    So does this mean Slashdot users will be flooded with ads for personal lubricants, hand lotion, and kleenex?
    --
    "So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die..."
    1. Re:Bad news for the Slashdot crowd? by keeboo · · Score: 1

      So does this mean Slashdot users will be flooded with ads for personal lubricants, hand lotion, and kleenex?

      Why would a male, whose sexual life is limited to masturbation, want a personal lubricant?

      ...
      Oh, wait... I don't think I want to know.

    2. Re:Bad news for the Slashdot crowd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dry masturbation isn't fun.

    3. Re:Bad news for the Slashdot crowd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a problem only if you're circumcised.

    4. Re:Bad news for the Slashdot crowd? by slackingme · · Score: 0

      Oh, shit. I'd always wondered why so many people claim additional lube is oh-so necessary to jerk off.. but now I know it's just the mutilated ones! Score!

      Another mystery solved thanks to /.

  39. What about sound of one hand fwapping? by stuntpope · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will Google give me something interesting if they pick up "fwap fwap fwap fwap..."?

  40. Might wanna rethink that. by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1

    Dear Google,

    This would be evil, mmmkay?

    -Tony

  41. sillyness by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    That is just silly. That would be a great article for April 1st.. /especially since google likes to announce new stuff on April 1st.

    --
    -- -- Warning. Do not stare directly at the sun.
  42. In other news... by tcc3 · · Score: 1

    Google plans to create a sentient application to catalogue all knowledge about everything on the planet. Then it will destroy the Earth to ensure the information is always accurate. Its codename is Braniac.

  43. Interesting but chilling by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered if it was possible to do that since a microphone and speaker are pretty much the same thing ,generally speaking. I'm surprised there isn't a virus (or the US NSA) out there now that does this.

      But if it is true I'll never use another Google product, search engine or even utter the name Google.

    1. Re:Interesting but chilling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're referring to using the speaker hooked up to the out port as a microphone, that would be useless as it's hooked to a dac, not an adc.

    2. Re:Interesting but chilling by munpfazy · · Score: 1
      If you're referring to using the speaker hooked up to the out port as a microphone, that would be useless as it's hooked to a dac, not an adc.


      True enough for a conventional sound card, but there may be scenarios where it would work.

      For example, some mid-level consumer sound cards us the same hardware jacks for for mic and line-in as for multi channel output. That suggests that at least one (and if you're lucky, possibly all) of the potential output jacks can be connected to an adc via software. If you happened run into a user with their "mic" jack connected to a headphone, there's a chance you could pull it off.

      Likewise, some expensive multi-track cards include software controlled hardware patching. I don't know whether there are any cards that allow you to sample the line-out *after* the final amplifier, but they may exist.

      Of course it still sounds far, far harder to do than simply moving on to someone with an actual microphone.
  44. It would be "opt-in" and pepole would use it by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

    Some of the comments are decrying the privacy invasion. I think they are not taking into account the past behavior of the company. Although it seems a bit unlikey to me that they would put out this service, if they did they would most likely first release it as a public beta, and you would have to willingly download it and accept its EULA (most likely clicking "next" to everything until "Finish" comes up, you know, SOP). I find it really hard to believe that with their current record they would screw up as badly as to try to force this on people. Most likely they would be very open and up front about it, and thousands of dweeebs would use it just because it's Google's and therefore "cool".

    --
    +Raider of the lost BBS
  45. Ars: Google ambient audio to augment TV viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Technology more acurately described here: http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060609-7028 .html

  46. how do we know? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do we know there is not software that does this already? We've had web cams and microphones for 6-7 years now. First, what APIs exist in browsers that would allow this? Second what's the minimum software needed to do this? Lastly, could it be done without installing anything extra at all... from a webpage?

    1. Re:how do we know? by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might want to look at what Flash can do. Take a look at the settings, site and global.

      You are pre-pwned.

    2. Re:how do we know? by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1
      Well Macromedia Flash has the ability to use your microphones and webcams, but not much else has the ability to do so.
      Fortunately, Flash has an easy feature to disable the use of your microphone and webcam that cant be overridden by the application itself. However that wont prevent the following applications from Google to do such things:
      • Google Toolbar (though I dont know if it would be easy to do such a thing in javascript)
      • Google Desktop Search
      • Google Earth
      • Google Talk
      • And any other installable application from Google
      That all being said, my gut is telling me that this is BS, but if it's not, then thats what you all get for using closed source!
    3. Re:how do we know? by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is why Apple's cameras have a little light that comes on when the camera does, and can't be overridden in software.

    4. Re:how do we know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooo.... "Smile, your on Google camera"? I fail to see how even a macboi can find a way to yell about macs being better because of this - yet here it is. Never ceases to amaze me how desperate they are to find something to say is good about macs.

    5. Re:how do we know? by mortonda · · Score: 4, Funny
      Never ceases to amaze me how desperate they are to find something to say is good about macs.


      You obviously don't own a mac. :)
    6. Re:how do we know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: you can't afford one.

      But do have fun with your big brother's hand-me-down eMachine.

    7. Re:how do we know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking excuse me? You are seriously fucking suggesting that to someone for whom Linux or BSD is perfect and chooses not to spend rediculous money on a "snob-tax" for a Mac is obviously a child and worthy of ridicule? Fuck that Mac is cool and all but you assholes are really full of yourself, considering that you are just a bunch of fucking Steve Jobs fanboys, you need to make fun of "PC" users to feel good about yourselves and your snobby assed "friends". What the fuck, your fucking "Mac" isn't a Personal Computer or something? You fucks are as retarded as windows users.

    8. Re:how do we know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up!

    9. Re:how do we know? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      How much do you trust that light? Besides, spposedly I hear that Google is working with very small snippets here - would you notice if the light only blinked on for a split second every few minutes?

      I think I'll keep my tower, where I can physically unplug the devices. That way I'll be sure.

    10. Re:how do we know? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      A small dot of duct tape will cover that integrated iSight without problem. I've tested with the thin semi-transparent plastic that velcro comes stuck on, and even that's enough to obscure anything but the vaguest outlines from camera view. As it is, the light doesn't come on for mere sound recording (or so Skype would indicate). I wouldn't trust the light for anything though - I've got a crappy camcorder and I can turn off the recording light, and I'm sure there wouldn't be much stopping someone with a pen to break the light if they didn't want the user knowing they're being recorded (not something Google will be doing, of course). Or it could just burn out, probably from an odd voltage spike. Heck, some carefully placed vinyl dye or something could mask it without any damage and probably not something noticible.

      From what I read, Google will be working with five-second increments of audio only. It'll be analyzed *on your system* for what's playing, and that data will be sent out (ie, the raw audio feed will NOT be sent out, only the one-way analyzed snippet). Could be wrong there, though. But you can bet your firstborn that Google isn't stupid enough to try anything other than a clearly opt-in program, lest risk all of the excellent PR they've built for themselves.

      What you'll want to watch out for is the next level of spyware. No, not this program. Some dickhead installing this program on your system by means of a sketchy KaZaA download (or what have you) with his own affiliate ID, profiting off of your background noise.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
  47. High Tech Third Party Payor System by drDugan · · Score: 1

    I agree completely. What you need to realize is that Google has enabled a third-party payer system similar to what is happening in healthcare.

    Party 1: Google (business)

    Party 2: Kraft (customer placing ads)

    Party 3: person searching for Mac -n- Cheese (individual)

    Those people that are using Google service s are not really "customers" of Google. For a business, customers are people who give the business MONEY -- the vast majority of people in the world who use Google services are not customers; they are what I call "clients". Clients are a specific kind of user - ones that don't give you cash, but are essential to the business model. The Customers of Google are those people and businesses that give them money: advertisers.

    This 3rd-party payment system is now widespread in the online world, currently with advertising and soon with other services. The problem is that the 2 of the three parties in most cases are businesses exchanging money and information, and the 3rd party is the individual, who can get suckered and used (or in this case listened to).

    Just like healthcare, 3rd party payment systems lead to significant inefficiencies in the marketplace. This is one of the reasons why the US spends so much on healthcare (like 16% of GDP) and still has crappy health, overall compared to other nations. The inefficiency in the High-Tech Ad market is different than healthcare, yet no less detrimental to individuals in the long run.

  48. This could be so much fun by Jimhotep · · Score: 1

    Create a soundtrack to confuse the Google boys.

    What fun!

  49. Just FUD by kahrytan · · Score: 1

    This is just FUD but even if it was real, it's not hard to foil it. Just turn off the microphone or disconnect it.

    --
    \
  50. Check out Google's wrongdoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's right here: http://malfy.org/

  51. Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd" by reporter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Google is starting to resemble Norman in a "Star Trek" episode (titled "I, Mudd") about a planet of androids. Norman is an android. When Kirk and Spock ask him how he plans to take over the Federation, Norman says something like "We (androids) will serve the humans. They will be happy. They will come to depend on us, and they will be happy. And we will control." <typical omnious "Star Trek" music>

    Certainly, most users are quite happy to use Google. Google offers a bunch of free but useful stuff: programs, tools, image databases, etc.

    The users are happy.

    The users depend on Google and are happy.

    The users install the microphone link to Google.

    The users are happy.

    And Google controls.

  52. Oh god... by toupsie · · Score: 1

    The only ads Slashdot readers will get is for Beano.

    --
    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  53. Can you imagine? by sdmonroe · · Score: 1

    User searches Google for tube socks while porn on DVD plays in the background. Two days later at work, surfer searches for CMS sofware with colleagues in company meeting. Google sponser ad asks: "Would you like to see more DVDs which fit your bondage fetish". Evil Google. Evil.

  54. 1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some are holding out for the highly desired 1 MB (MiB; mebibyte) user id number of 1,048,576.

    Ron

    1. Re:1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah. Those of us who are into binary start our counting at 0 like God ordained. The secret #0 user is this anonymous coward guy. 1,048,575 is where it is at.

      --
      See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
    2. Re:1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Some are holding out for the highly desired 1 MB (MiB; mebibyte) user id number of 1,048,576.

      I'm sure you mean 2^20, because bytes, megabytes or mebibytes have absolutly nothing to do with that number.

      --
      You just got troll'd!
    3. Re:1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.techterms.org/definition/mebibyte

      "While a megabyte can be estimated as 10^6 or 1,000,000 bytes, a mebibyte is exactly 1,048,576 bytes."

    4. Re:1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      But 2^20 isn't important because it's a Mb. A Mb is a Mb because its 2^20 bytes.

    5. Re:1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      You don't get my point at all. It's not the number the problem, it's the unit. In other words : 1,048,576 != 1 MiB. 1,048,576 == 1 MiB. Got it?

      It's as if you said that when you have $1,024 that's a KiB. You can call it a Ki$, nothing else. Here there is no unit.

      --
      You just got troll'd!
    6. Re:1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I'm still looking forwards to throwing my Y2k new year's eve party.

      -

      --
      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  55. The original source by clobbersaurus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's the article cited by The Register.

  56. Not to fellate Google or anything... by Nijika · · Score: 1

    But, like, wouldn't you have to be somewhat complicit in this for it to be effective? Google would have to offer the software, then you'd have to download it, assumably knowing that it would be activating your mic, then you'd have to provide it with data. So, if you have so little control over your PC, and your ability to NOT install software, that you allow this to happen, how is it an invasion, and not an invitation? An invitation of exposure, rather than an invasion of privacy.

    --
    Luck favors the prepared, darling.
  57. 3rd party payers in high tech by drDugan · · Score: 1

    Google pretty much has pioneered a 3rd party payer system (like healthcare) for the high-tech world. Individuals who use their services are NOT their customers. Customers give businesses money. These individuals are clients, and businesses like Google can treat their clients like shit because they are expendible, replace-able and when they do, they can often get more paying customers.

    Lots of other new comapnies are also sucking off the 3rd party payer (advertiser) model too, at the expense of individuals' privacy.

  58. Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a true Google fanboy, I trust my microphone with Google. After all, Do No Evil...

    1. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one hail my microphone listening Google overlords as you do, my brother.

    2. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just waiting for the video capturing version... Just imagine some fat dude sitting there in his birthday suit... Google adsense would serve the poor bastard ads for bras.

  59. Google Business Model for Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Gather behavior data.
    2. Sell ads targeted at data.

    Performing #1 and #2 based on ambient audio is a great R&D concept. Rather odd to assume they would try it without permission ... might cause more pain than gain for a public company, don't you think?

  60. Pornware... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 5, Funny

    * fap, fap, fap *

    --
    I am defenseless. Use your button. Mod me down with all of your hatred.
  61. Solution: unplug/mute microphone by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    'nough said

  62. When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 5, Funny

    God help us if there is a Clippy version of the ad:

    It sounds like you are trying to masturbate. Would you like some lubricant?

    --
    I am defenseless. Use your button. Mod me down with all of your hatred.
    1. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by RsG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given that it's Clippy, wouldn't it be more like:

      I see you're having some sort of seizure. Would you like me to call 911?

      After all, the stupid little bugger could never figure out what the hell the user was trying to do. How's he gonna tell one spasm from another?

      --
      Erotic is when you use a feather. Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.
    2. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It sounds like you are trying to masturbate. Would you like some lubricant?

      In a perfect world, people would realize that's why men evolved to have a foreskin in the first place and teach their sons to clean under there instead of mutilating genitalia...

      --
      Help us build a better map!
    3. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by johansalk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah. Foreskin is vestigial. Tell me, don't you ever shave your face and clip your nails?

    4. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't think hair and nails relate to foreskin. Hair and nails are dead; that's why you can cut them and it doesn't hurt. Foreskin is very much alive.

    5. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're asking this on slashdot? You must be new here.

    6. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      Hair and nails keep on growing; trimming them is temporary.

    7. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Only on the internet will you get a freak like this guy to somehow manipulate a discussion about Google into a discussion about circumcision... and only on SLASHDOT will he be modded "Interesting"!

      For a look at the types of people who care so passionately about this (non) issue, watch the Penn and Teller "Bullshit" episode about it - very entertaining.

      --
      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    8. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Honey, I know you're really turned on, but can you keep the mood going for 5 minutes while I wash underneath my foreskin? Otherwise you are liable to gag on the horrible smell."

      5 minutes later, after you come out of the bathroom...

      "Hey, where'd she go?"

    9. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      Nah. Foreskin is vestigial.

      Hardly. It is one of the areas in your body with the most nerve endings in it. Take it from someone who still has one, just rubbing it between your fingers feels damn good. Also, removing it turns makes the skin on the head of your penis, dryer, thicker and more like regular skin. I think it is likely that this also reduces sensitivity during sex.

      If you do it to yourself as an adult for astethic or medical reasons (phimosis), that is fine, but when you do it to kids who can't defend themselves I think it is a form of sexual mutilation.

      Tell me, don't you ever shave your face and clip your nails?

      Yes, and I have never needed anaesthetic while doing that, which is a big difference. If you do, that might be an indication you are doing something wrong.

      --

      Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

  63. As a FRIEND has said in their .sig: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Informative
    "In the future, everyone will be Winston Smith for fifteen minutes..."

    Oh, and BTW: Welcome to the future.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  64. shazam tagging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds and looks like it will technically work with the same priciple as shazam. Shazam is a music tagging service - you dial a number on your mobile phone (in the uk) the service samples 30 seconds of music and a few seconds later texts a message back to you to advise what the song was

    http://www.shazam.com/music/portal/sp/s/media-type /html/user/anon/page/default/template/what_is_tagg ing/music.html

    explains a bit more

  65. What happens if... by obeythefist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I go out and leave a looped soundtrack of piggies oinking?

    Or machinegun fire?

    Or "IhategoogleIhategoogleIhategoogle"

    Or arabic speech? (will I get a visit from the secret anti-terror police?)

    --
    I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    1. Re:What happens if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd leave the "Uncle Fucker" song looping. :D

    2. Re:What happens if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Play a loop of People chanting "I Hate Google" in arabic while gunning down pigs in a pen earns a visit from the ATF, the FBI, the USDA, and Steve Balmer all at at the same time.

    3. Re:What happens if... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      You will get: 1. recipes how to prepare pork 2. a weapon catalogue 3. a free offer for weekend in a medication center 4. yes

      --
      Patents Drive Free Software as Hurricanes Drive Construction Industry
  66. bionic ears by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

    Well, I've read the article and I do believe they are working on it. Don't know how long it will take but I reckon it's coming. There's that service (Shazam I think it's called) which can anaylse music heard via a mobile phone and this will be an expansion of that it seems. So, for example, you're listening to the Chilli Peppers all day, the s/w 'knows' that and sends you a spam link to go and buy some Peppers stuff (or related music from another band).

    It hears adverts on the TV or programs and spams you there. Your GF moans about a holiday enough and guess what? Travel spam direct to your inbox.

    It's scary if you ask me and another small step into the Orwellian future.

    --
    spoonerize "magic trackpad"
  67. Mic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope they like the sounds of me having a wank.

  68. Ridiculous by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

    This sounds so far-fetched that it can't possibly be true.
    I say it's a late April fool's joke.

  69. Great by KidSock · · Score: 1

    From now on, we'll get nothin' but ads for Tums, Beano, and Kleenex.

  70. Old news... by matw8 · · Score: 1

    This is Over a year old Although they don't mention the noice-cancellation satellites in the story above.

  71. Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring on those Match.com ads when I'm watching Picard tell Data: "Engage"...

  72. Turn your mic off by SniperClops · · Score: 1

    Good thing my mic has an off button.

  73. fun with google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ./neatgooglestuff&

    cat ~/music/annoying/techno/*.wav > /dev/microphone&

    lather
    rinse
    repeat

  74. Wouldn't say Orwellian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one's out of Brave New World.

  75. bullshit or not i have a plan ;p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if this is anywhere near true then google are gonna be sending alot of strange ads, all i can say is

    badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom

    www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

    spam the spammers ;p

  76. You only wish it was b.s. by mrraven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is my submission to slash for a story in JUNE:

    "Google listens to t.v. to pick ads Fri Jun 16, '06 03:25 PM Rejected"

    If it's a hoax it's a long running hoax that's yet to be debunked,which is possible of course, but is it probable? Oh and thanks slashdot editors for blowing off yet another submission of mine only to pick up the same story MUCH later, sigh.

    --
    Tired of all the isms, don't exploit people as an employer, or a government, mmmmK?
    1. Re:You only wish it was b.s. by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      If it's a hoax it's a long running hoax that's yet to be debunked,which is possible of course, but is it probable?
      I don't see how the story can ever be debunked without complete access to everything Google is doing. Still the story is at least three months old and yet we still haven't seen the software...
  77. How to counter data mining. by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a statistician. And if there is one thing that's worse for a statistician than getting no data, it's getting poisoned data. Data that has been deliberately or accidently been tampered with to generate results that deviate greatly from a result you would get with normal data.

    If your want to counter data miners, give them what they want: data. You certainly can't give them more than they can handle, but you can give them false data. False data is worse than no data, because instead of getting no data from you, you are invalidating all data gathered.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    1. Re:How to counter data mining. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Data that has been deliberately or accidently been tampered with to generate
      > results that deviate greatly from a result you would get with normal data.

      Data that deviates greatly will just be discarded. Keep it within a few standard deviations of the norm.

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    2. Re:How to counter data mining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > False data is worse than no data, because instead of getting no data from you, you are invalidating all data gathered.

      Why do you think I give fake names, zip codes, addresses, etc. to all those registrations that are too annoying to bypass?

      Hamlet Boner
      4567 Stupid Way
      Intercourse, PA 31337
      Born on April 1, 1895
      Phone: 1 (510) 357-0820
      * Call that cell number and say you got it from Slashdot. Ask for Bruce. Poor sod...
      Interested in: aviation, metalwork, sewing, football and SCUBA.
      Income: $50,000 - $75,000 per year
      Dependents: -1
      * What? You don't test how well they validate numeric data?
      Hair color: cyan
      Eyes: magenta
      Height: 7' 1"
      Weight: 130 lbs
      Nickname: Twiggy
      Favorite Saying: self-confidence
      Completed Missions:
      S: 0
      A: 0
      B: 0
      C: 2
      D: 6
      Best technique: kage bushin no jutsu
      Captcha: excuses

      And so on... Data mine this!

    3. Re:How to counter data mining. by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't care whether the information is poisoned because poisoned data is part of the landscape in which its probes are calibrated. To draw a parallel, a commonly-used psychological profiling exam is created by asking many random questions of a control group of "no diagnosed mental illnesses," "diagnosed as scizophrenic," and so on. Certain questions are statistically-linked to a certain mental illness. For instance, at that point, it does not matter if schizophrenics really see the sky as green or that they lie and say the sky is green. The fact that they say the sky is green shows they have schizophrenic tendencies.

      To apply that example here, if one IP keeps on kicking back weird random crap that Google can't place, Google will simply suggest that that IP buy tinfoil hats. Google wins again.

      --
      A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
    4. Re:How to counter data mining. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Data that deviates greatly will just be discarded. Keep it within a few standard deviations of the norm.

      Ah good, I don't need to bother hiding or poisoning any data they try to collect from me. They'll just discard it themselves. I'm already more than three standard deviations off the norm.

      -

      --
      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    5. Re:How to counter data mining. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hair color: cyan
      Eyes: magenta


      Ohhh.... you're CGA compatible! Fossil! :)

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    6. Re:How to counter data mining. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And thus the information becomes invalid. If people just say they sky is green even though they don't live under that delusion, they are put into the wrong group. Their other answers are put into the "schizo" group as well, where they don't belong.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    7. Re:How to counter data mining. by giafly · · Score: 1

      As it happens, providing misleading data is exactly what Al Queda recommends, so maybe we all need to start behaving like terrorists now?

      You'll have to find your own link to Al Queda's guide, because I don't want to risk police action here in the UK, where "a person commits an offence if he possesses an article in circumstances which give rise to a reasonable suspicion that his possession is for a purpose connected with the commission, preparation or instigation of an act of terrorism" - Terrorism Act 2000. But here's an extract.

      --
      Reduce, reuse, cycle
    8. Re:How to counter data mining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent !

      Validation that my 20 year data poisoining campaign has been, and continues to be, worthwhile !

      Yours having given crap results to all questionnaires/surveys etc. participated in since 1986.

      And for anyone contemplating joining in remember: make your false data reasonably consistent or it'll be discarded as noise !

    9. Re:How to counter data mining. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I have accumulated 11 personalities, complete with history and records, over the years. MPD ftw! :)

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    10. Re:How to counter data mining. by caluml · · Score: 1

      I'm a statistician.

      What are the chances of that?

    11. Re:How to counter data mining. by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      As it happens, providing misleading data is exactly what Al Queda recommends, so maybe we all need to start behaving like terrorists now?

      So marketing shills are going to conflate swapping Kroger club cards with flying airplanes into buildings?

      I'm a terrorist because I make things slightly difficult for marketing flacks? WTF?

    12. Re:How to counter data mining. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      100%. 1 out of 1 mes are statisticians. QED.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    13. Re:How to counter data mining. by caluml · · Score: 1

      Damnnit. I will proceed to promptly disappear in a puff of logic.

    14. Re:How to counter data mining. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You are NOT God. Nietzsche is God (and I have proof!)

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  78. Remember the Knowledge Navigator videos? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    This would be a first step in that direction - from the original "professor" video (yes it was a Big Fake) the "Mac" seemed to have two mics / speakers and a video camera - the assistant seemed to be able to tell when you were facing / talking to the computer, and decode direct inquiries and monitor the conversation for Things That Are Needed. If that's where it's headed - great! If it's just Google listening to everyone, they're infor a big surprise...

    --
    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  79. Might be true - reported on Techcrunch in June by NotFamousYet · · Score: 1

    Sorry I couldn't comment earlier, but it took a while to login.

    This information was also reported on TechCrunch on June 8th (and got a heated response from people there as well), and actually does seem to be real, even though it might just end up being a proof of concept.

  80. oldnews? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Sounds alot like that

    --
    You just got troll'd!
  81. BUY THE RIGHTS TO THIS IMAGE FOR ONLY $1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ha. the idea is so bad, i can't believe it is true...but with years worth of search activity, vs little 5sec snippets...they already have enough to make anyone look bad with some selective and out of context search and click data.

    i have been predicting for over a year that the nastiest internet crime wave will be criminals taking audio and video shots of people pleasuring themselves and extorting these people for ridiculous amounts of money.

    1. Re:BUY THE RIGHTS TO THIS IMAGE FOR ONLY $1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I'm going to fork over money because somebody might see me stroking the one-eyed snake. I just want a cut.

  82. Turn music on/off by General+Muzak · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess I'll have to choose then between turning up the volume of the mind-numbing, droning music in the background to keep my privacy, or turn it off altogether to actually get some relevant ads...

  83. DCMA! by pizpot · · Score: 1

    Once you click through the EULA then you will be sued for unpluging your mic.

  84. Just a half second too slow on hitting [enter]... by Lactoso · · Score: 1

    It's certainly of interest to poor old "Million and one" (ID#1000009)... (gotta be quicker than that kid)

  85. Will the API be available in the future? by Che+Guevarra · · Score: 1


    Should Google make the API available like Maps, this offers a new frontier for application development. The sound recognition could be applied to other areas if the Google database expands beyond Television.

  86. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by gameforge · · Score: 1

    ...bunch of free but useful stuff...

    I don't have to be a marketing transponder to drink free beer, nor to speak freely in public.

    Not free.

  87. Clippy by Alchemar · · Score: 1

    As long as it is google and not clippy. "Honey, is dinner ready" "It looks like you are drying to make a meal from behive extract, would you like help with that?"

  88. Great for games by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    I always thought that this would be a great addition for games. Then the non-player characters could hear you and react acordingly.

  89. Am I missing something? by Badfysh · · Score: 1

    With all the privacy and technical issues that this entails, wouldn't it be easier to just check the TV listings for top rated shows, and time their ads according to that information? They already know that we all watch Battlestar Galactica for example, so why bother listening in?

    --

    I was conned by an old man in a cloak. It turns out those *were* the droids I was looking for.

  90. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by spidkit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Harcourt Fenton Mudd have you been drinking?

  91. Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like its time to find a new search engine - one that can focus on the business of being a search engine...

  92. Absurd by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

    No friggin' way is this true.

  93. Well, here's the source... by Dice+Fivefold · · Score: 1

    http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx? id=17354&ch=infotech

    I don't think Technology Review just makes this up.

  94. won't affect me... by LinuxRulz · · Score: 1
    unless they mail me a microphone for free.

    yeah! giving up my privacy for free suff!

  95. Possible legal ramifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming this is true, and that's a pretty big assumption, this could have pretty significant legal ramifications. In many jurisdictions, you have to have the consent of all parties when recording a conversation. In others, you have to have the consent of at least one party. Even if this functionality is clearly stated in the EULA, not everyone who walks by a computer with this installed will have read it. Implementing something like this would be just asking for a lawsuit or even criminal prosecution. If an attorney at Google hasn't reviewed this scheme yet, I think they'd better do it very soon.

    However, there are other issues that this raises. Even if Google doesn't do this, some spyware or virus writer very well may. And if the government hasn't thought of this yet, I bet there's some NSA agent out there taking notes as he reads this. What I'm getting at here is that there needs to be some protection of audio and video functionality built into the OS, and soon. Software developers, are you listening???

    1. Re:Possible legal ramifications by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      Assuming this is true, and that's a pretty big assumption, this could have pretty significant legal ramifications. In many jurisdictions, you have to have the consent of all parties when recording a conversation. In others, you have to have the consent of at least one party.

      One acronym.... EULA

      --
      To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!
  96. CULT OF THE DEAD COW - 1998 by NewToNix · · Score: 1
    This (and more) has been easily accomplished by BO for a long time. Since Def Con 6 or prior, at least.

    I have no idea if it works on newer 'doze systems (despite the NewToNix handle - a small joke) I left 'doze behind when '98 was the new kid on the block - largely because of the CULT OF THE DEAD COW presentation of BO.

    They made their point, at least to me.

    Presumably Google will not do this as, or in, a Trojan like manner.

    I hope!

  97. Neat, but... by psykocrime · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Neat, but can it perform cunnilingus on a hardwood floor?

    --
    // TODO: Insert Cool Sig
  98. It is not a hoax by E++99 · · Score: 1

    It is not a hoax: http://googleresearch.blogspot.com/2006/06/interac tive-tv-conference-and-best.html A google researcher and some other guy developed a prototype. However, 1) There's no indication that Google is actually going to use it. 2) While I understand people being nervous of trusting someone else with their microphone, this particular technology is not a privacy threat (unless you want what TV show you're watching to remain private). What it does is create one-way hashes of audio on the client side, and send those to the server, to be matched against a database of TV shows. If it doesn't match, any, there's no way to get any other information out of the hashes. 3) For some people this would be a cool product. It would let them chat in real time with other people watching the same TV show as them. It's also cool in that it would provide real-time ratings for TV shows.

  99. What do you advertize for silence? by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

    I have a home studio set up that is pretty quiet. Unless I'm recording or playing music the only sounds are me typing and a very faint PC fan. I wonder how the software would react to a near slience environment. Also, it sounds like a ton of fun to play around with, making odd noises on purpose and what not.

    --
    The eternal struggle of good vs. evil begins within one's self.
  100. "I am Lying" by jpatters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I just did a google search for "I am Lying", but it seems to have not exploded. Oh well, it was worth a try.

    --
    "Remember, there never were pineapple-almond cookies here."
    1. Re:"I am Lying" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, what you just tested is that google is not yet sentient. try again in a couple of years; who knows, maybe you will thus save the world from it enslaving the world by crashing it first.

  101. This has to be optional. by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to setup a microphone on a PC? I mean it's hardly a piece of equipment that can be "hijacked". It's nearly impossible just to get it working. There seem to always be at least four differnet sound inputs, and it seems like a combination of them have to be enabled for a microphone to work. Not to mention volume levels...
    And if Google is good enough to get all those different jacked up sound cards working and transmitting without any use interaction I will bow to their QA an development departments.

    1. Re:This has to be optional. by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      For some odd reason, the one labelled "Microphone" usually seems to work for me.... I must be strange.

      --
      If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
    2. Re:This has to be optional. by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      Maybe you have a simplistic Compaq with one green hole named mic.

      We grown-up folks have an actual sound card which uses more than one input and may include S-VIDEO, etc.,

      The GP was not mentioning it for simple Compaq folks like you. It was meant for "us".

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    3. Re:This has to be optional. by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Maybe you have a simplistic Compaq with one green hole named mic.

      We grown-up folks have an actual sound card which uses more than one input and may include S-VIDEO, etc.,

      The GP was not mentioning it for simple Compaq folks like you. It was meant for "us"


      Points for creativity. Of some sort... My laptop happens to be a Compaq, but my desktop has an Audigy. Funny that. It still has a jack labelled mic which, for some reason, actually works like a microphone should. They're even colour-coded and everything, kinda like just about every sound card made in the last 5 years. Even the onboard sound that most motherboards have is programmable for which jack does what... It even works under Linux, too. When in doubt, RTFM. You may find that your sound card isn't quite as confusing as you make it out to be. But then, maybe I'm just weird. Tech. companies are funny that way... they actually want you to be able to *use* their product. Who wouldda thought?

      It's not *my* fault the GP, or you, for that matter, can't be bothered to actually figure out what he's got and how to use it. Personally, I never really found it all that confusing.

      --
      If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
  102. Being done already - on the go. by cno3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Integrated Media Measurement, Inc. (IMMI) has a program like this for cell phones - tracking media 24/7 by recording ambient audio and comparing it to a database of stored samples.

    Right now it's opt-in; potential users in selected markets are being sent direct mailings, with the company offering to pay for phone service for those willing to leave their phone (and the program recording 10 seconds of audio every 30 seconds) on regularly.

    Interestingly enough, Al Acorn (Pong designer and Atari co-founder) is listed as CTO.

  103. Bush, M$ + ATT using your mic since 9/11...?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By now the Micro-Soft Genuine Whatever Activation should be doing that already - hooking your PC microphone straight through to the NSA's vast ram-disk arrays, ready to voice-print you as a terrorist/hippie/pedofile and 'dictionary' everything you say. If they did that then nobody would notice, unless a 'Google' tried to do the same, to find the 'port' to the microphone inaccessible as already in use.
    Would Google let you have your voiceprints back, and would they save them on their servers forever? Given past form, you bet'ya...
    B.t.w., can 'they' still listen in on plain old telephone handsets, without having to 'call' first?

  104. You Are the Dead by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    "You are the dead," said an iron voice behind them. They sprang apart. Winston's entrails seemed to have turned into ice.

  105. google and privacy by trawg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every single thing I've ever installed from Google that reports back to Google is either off by default, or asks me whether I want to let it report before letting it.

    I can't imagine this'd be any different. But let's panic anyway!

    1. Re:google and privacy by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      Even if it had a lock that disallowed you to disable this feature I can't think about any way that could let google's software use my microphone / webcam without permission o_O , worst case scenario I'll just unplug them. I mean even if google added a super SCI FI like virus that could stop me from unplugging the microphone I could just put stuff on it to block sound, it is not like google can force me to get a super microphone that can listen to everything even if the path is blocked. In fact this is so unlikelly to actually work that I doubt it really is google's idea. Google has much easier ways to figure out you watch porn, kids, don't worry.

      --

      Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
  106. It's Not Evil When Google Does It by nathanh · · Score: 2, Funny

    That should be their new slogan.

  107. Non free software is always like this. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WTF happened to "Don't Be Evil", Google?

    It's non free software, right? Why are you surprised? The non free extortion has always been, "Do as I say or your computer will not do what you want."

    A note to self: make sure the Google toolbar is uninstalled on every family computer ASAP.

    The difference between this and other spyware that does this is that Google told you up front and you can remove it later if you change your mind. Chances are that Macromedia Flash or something already has your microphone turned on. Turning it off is going to be like trying to turn off the Vista start up noise if it's not already. When you use non free software, you hand control of your computer to someone else. It's never a good idea but some companies are less trustworthy than others. Google is the least of your problems.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Non free software is always like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      twitter, please read this carefully. Following this advice will make Slashdot a better place for everyone, including yourself.

      • As a representative of the Linux community, participate in mailing list and newsgroup discussions in a professional manner. Refrain from name-calling and use of vulgar language. Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer. Your words will either enhance or degrade the image the reader has of the Linux community.
      • Avoid hyperbole and unsubstantiated claims at all costs. It's unprofessional and will result in unproductive discussions.
      • A thoughtful, well-reasoned response to a posting will not only provide insight for your readers, but will also increase their respect for your knowledge and abilities.
      • Don't bite if offered flame-bait. Too many threads degenerate into a "My O/S is better than your O/S" argument. Let's accurately describe the capabilities of Linux and leave it at that.
      • Always remember that if you insult or are disrespectful to someone, their negative experience may be shared with many others. If you do offend someone, please try to make amends.
      • Focus on what Linux has to offer. There is no need to bash the competition. Linux is a good, solid product that stands on its own.
      • Respect the use of other operating systems. While Linux is a wonderful platform, it does not meet everyone's needs.
      • Refer to another product by its proper name. There's nothing to be gained by attempting to ridicule a company or its products by using "creative spelling". If we expect respect for Linux, we must respect other products.
      • Give credit where credit is due. Linux is just the kernel. Without the efforts of people involved with the GNU project , MIT, Berkeley and others too numerous to mention, the Linux kernel would not be very useful to most people.
      • Don't insist that Linux is the only answer for a particular application. Just as the Linux community cherishes the freedom that Linux provides them, Linux only solutions would deprive others of their freedom.
      • There will be cases where Linux is not the answer. Be the first to recognize this and offer another solution.

      From http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/linux/docs/HOWTO/Advoca cy

    2. Re:Non free software is always like this. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1
      It's non free software, right? Why are you surprised? The non free extortion has always been, "Do as I say or your computer will not do what you want."

      What's wrong with you, twitter? I really want to know how someone who can reach such silly conclusions isn't being medicated.

      You realise when you slander closed source software, you slander all closed source software. That includes, among other things:

      • Quake
      • Notepad
      • The Windows calculator
      • PC-DOS
      • The firmware used in most TV set top boxes


      and much much more. See how silly it sounds to suggest that all closed source software is evil spyware? If you were to alternatively say that it was "Microsoft's" extortion, then you'd be no more correct, but you wouldn't be talking out of your ass so much.

      Chances are that Macromedia Flash or something already has your microphone turned on.

      Citation, please. I want evidence for this.

      When you use non free software, you hand control of your computer to someone else.

      Oh please. Are you willing to tell me that when you use "free software", you inspect each and every bit of code that your PC runs for security flaws and trojans? Because I'll bet you don't. I bet you merrily apt-get just about everything, and don't think about it for another second.

      --
      By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
  108. Google's True Colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is supposed to be this liberal, principaled corporation with a motto of Do No Evil.

    1. They censor their search results at the request of totalitarian governments.
    2. They save all your search queries.
    3. Now, they want to listen in on you.

    They do all of the things they accuse the Feds of doing. Typical "do as I say, not as I do" bullshit.

    [spelling Nazi's....bite me!]

  109. What data indeed? by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What data? Each 5-second chunk is represented by a 4-byte number. Google says the transformation is irreversible.

    If it's not free software, you have no way of knowing. This is true of all non free software you put on your computer.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:What data indeed? by cornjchob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's not free software, you have no way of knowing. This is true of all non free software you put on your computer.

      Forgive me if I'm biting, but won't the information the software produces (or, as some are alleging, collects) actually have to be transmitted? Even if it's obfuscated somehow, we should be able to see how much information is, in fact, being transmitted, and thence deduce if any useable audio could be derived thereof, free or not free, source or no source.

      --
      We now have confirmed reports from an informed Orange County minister that Ethel is still an active communist.
    2. Re:What data indeed? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      If it's not free software, you have no way of knowing.
      Of course you do. You look at it from a signal processing angle and figure out if 6.4 bits is theoretically enough to hold a reversable transformation for one second of sound. If it's not then it doesn't matter that you can't see the implementation because it cannot be doing what you fear. Then you look at it from a business point of view. If Google had an audio compression algorithm capable of decent reproduction at 6.4 bps (as opposed to the 24000+ bps that every other audio compression algorithm requires), don't you think they'd be busy selling gPods and setting up a gTunes store rather than wasting time on this?
    3. Re:What data indeed? by Skreems · · Score: 3, Interesting

      not really. If they use encryption, you can't read the actual data. And if they just listen for certain phrases ("bomb", "islam", "liberal", etc) and send back identifying hashes, it would look much smaller than usable audio.

      --
      Slashdot needs a "-1, Wrong" moderation option.
      The Urban Hippie
    4. Re:What data indeed? by herriojr · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, what do you think the average number of words are said in 5 seconds? I mean, given 4 bytes, would that be a large enough chunk to have a unique 4-byte encoding for a phrase? You could also assume that a large portion of the dictionary isn't even used by the average person. This doesn't necessarily have to record the actual sounds, but would be the same as voice recognition software (converting words to text). It's just a matter of how advanced the voice recognition software is. I could be quite wrong, as these aren't my areas, but I thought I'd point it out.

    5. Re:What data indeed? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      The problem is, it will not transmit only 6.4 bits per second... (and btw, for audio, you only need much less than 24000 bps)

      --

      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
    6. Re:What data indeed? by Skreems · · Score: 1

      If you add speech recognition to the mix, rather than just "phrase capturing", then yeah... you can compress hours of speech to a couple k of text. Basically, there's really no way to tell what level of information they're actually sending back. All I can say is ,there better be a damn obvious "off" switch to this thing.

      --
      Slashdot needs a "-1, Wrong" moderation option.
      The Urban Hippie
    7. Re:What data indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not free software, you have no way of knowing. This is true of all non free software you put on your computer.

      I assume you mean open-source? And just because it's open-source doesn't mean it is free. For example, Microsoft could sell you Windows and that would include the source-code but you couldn't redistribute any of it. You would be able to examine it and compile it yourself though.

    8. Re:What data indeed? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      That paper looks like it was written before Google got involved. I'm not convinced that they are going to send 4 bytes every 12ms. Other sources state 4 bytes every second. Can you site anything from Google that supports 4 bytes per 12ms?

    9. Re:What data indeed? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      The paper IS from Google Research!

      --

      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  110. The terrible secret of Space by lullabud · · Score: 3, Funny

    The user will be happy.

    Google will protect you from the terrible secret of space.

    Do you have stairs at your house?

    Google is here to protect you.

    The user will be happy at the top of the stairs.

    Google will protect you from the terrible secret of space.

    Please go stand by the top of the stairs.

    1. Re:The terrible secret of Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      psst. wrong website.

    2. Re:The terrible secret of Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gb2gbs

  111. Never mind "evil"; how about "legal"? by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Of course, this may be just FUD, but I am pretty certain it qualifies as unlawful data collection and breach of privacy in my jurisdiction.

    How about wiretapping under US federal law (18 USC 2511)? I really think Google will have a hard time stretching an EULA that far. Since it's possible Eve might install it on her personal laptop, leave it in the office while she's gone, and her coworkers Alice and Bob might get recorded without their knowledge or consent, this is a BAD idea.

    Of course, the NSA may be interested in the idea....

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  112. LOL by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Much more humorous than what I was going to say on the topic. ;-)

  113. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 0, Funny

    No, I'm New Here

  114. When I first.... by Siberwulf · · Score: 1

    When I first heard this, it was inside Google Labs. (Where, as an employee, you get to develop stuff you think is "neat" on one day a week. Google Labs has borne all sorts of things neat, such as AJAX, Google Maps, Google Suggest and the likes. However, those things are strictly an opt-in type program. I see no reason why this also won't be an opt-in program as well.
     
    So, chicken little, it appears the sky is indeed not falling.

  115. Actually... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, this is one of the only real ways to do serious amounts of survelliance. In Orwell's day, a 1984 dystopia would've been impossible; the technological resources required to watch everyone at the same time would've been impossible.

    Now, or at least some point in the not-too far future, it shouldn't be too difficult to keep itense survellience going in real-time through the use of distributed computing applications and this sort of webcam-microphone collection. If Google's desktop software were to REALLY become widespread, it would be very easy for them to package distributied computing software to analyze the behavior of people at the same time it kept an eye on them.

    The only hurdle at this point, at least as far as I know, is to write software good enough to analyze that much content in real time. It seems as if we're quite a while away from that.

    --
    http://www.TheGamerNation.com/Forums
    1. Re:Actually... by TenLow · · Score: 1

      What ever happend to "do no evil"?

    2. Re:Actually... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's just a matter of defining "evil" appropriatly.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Actually... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is one of the only real ways to do serious amounts of survelliance.

      Nah you just do it in a distributed fashion.

      First of all, you get people hooked on reality TV.

      Then, you offer them all the reality TV they want, 24x7, the only catch being that you have to have your house wired up to be *on* reality TV.

      People not only leap at the opportunity to watch all that reality TV but they also love the idea of being 'on TV'.

      Et Voila, everyone watches everyone else.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    4. Re:Actually... by ExKoopaTroopa · · Score: 1

      "I did not have evil relationships with my visitors..."

      --
      Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do!
    5. Re:Actually... by psymastr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What are you talking about? I don't have a webcam and I'm not planning to ever get one. I do have a microphone but I can always plug it off or mute it from the sound controls. The article has nothing to do with 1984.

      --
      Improve at backgammon rapidly through addictive quickfire position quizzes: www.bgtrain.com
    6. Re:Actually... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      In Orwell's day, a 1984 dystopia would've been impossible; the technological resources required to watch everyone at the same time would've been impossible.

      Actually, no, that's not true at all, and it demonstrates a severely lacking knowledge of history.

      While you're partially true in that it would have been impossible to pull off solely by using technology - and I think that's what you probably meant, for the most part - there are other ways to perform "total surveilance" on a populace.

      It has been done in every regime in the 20th Century. It was done before then, and was known to occur during the Roman Empire. Simply put, you have your populace monitor itself. You do this by causing fear, and making people think that they could be next - if they step out of line and don't report your neighbor for doing X or Y. Why? Because your neighbor is probably watching you for minor infractions, too, and would just love to get a raise, promotion, or what have you brought on by the superior governmental contacts he'd acquire by turning someone in.

      Hell, it's commonplace today in states like Iran and Saudi Arabia, where thought crime isn't a work of fiction.

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    7. Re:Actually... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      When you worship at the throne of profit, with innovation being a means to an end, anything that is heretical to the goal of making money is seen as evil.

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    8. Re:Actually... by brainburger · · Score: 1

      I think their motto is "Don't be evil'. There is a subtle difference.

    9. Re:Actually... by ghrast · · Score: 1

      Don't own a microphone if it bothers you.

    10. Re:Actually... by oggiejnr · · Score: 1

      Exactly - invasion of privacy is not "evil" as it is important part of the fight against terrorists/sex offenders/any other "evil" group. Hence it is not evil to invade the privacy of everyone to stop the "evildoers".

    11. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People not only leap at the opportunity to watch all that reality TV but they also love the idea of being 'on TV'.
      Dude, I don't want chef Ramsey in my fuckin' house! And yes, I'm posting fuckin' AC because I don't want this fuckin' nutcase to know who I am!
    12. Re:Actually... by frp001 · · Score: 1

      Simpler: Don't install Google Software...

      --
      May I use your sig please?
    13. Re:Actually... by Asm-Coder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most new laptops have webcams. And, how do you know that "muting" the mic will actually work? If I were Big Brother, I would definatly circumvent that.

      BTW: I just called M$ not on;y do you have to listen to their startup sound, You will also have to have a webcam and a mic attached for your computer to work. Have a nice day!

    14. Re:Actually... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      "Google Is Becoming Evil" (tm)

      - me

  116. It's already happened. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Remember OnStar? Not only was the service listening, the company gladly allowed the FBI to listen in even though it disabled the device's actual safety function. Notice that the ruling which forbade such things, even with a court order, would not apply to M$, Macromedia, your ISP, your cell phone provider or any other non free "service" you subscribe to. Given the current US propensity for illegal, warrantless searches every non free device you own and every non free software you install is a potential government spy and is almost certainly acting as a private industry spy.

    The people doing these things think they are smart. What they are counting on is that people won't be able to tell them apart from more honest companies like Google, which bothered to tell you up front. A bad mouth here, a bad mouth there and tons of advert money and distribution channel extortion and all will be well, they think. It's called "screwing the pooch." Free software is going to make them feel really stupid soon enough.

    People avoid damaged goods. Do you want this kind of thing running at your place of work? I don't, and that's where the transition has started. It's if non free is going to be replaced it's when you are going to get around to it yourself.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:It's already happened. by iced_773 · · Score: 1

      The AC who posted this originally was right. You should read and adhere to these guidelines.

      • As a representative of the Linux community, participate in mailing list and newsgroup discussions in a professional manner. Refrain from name-calling and use of vulgar language. Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer. Your words will either enhance or degrade the image the reader has of the Linux community.
      • Avoid hyperbole and unsubstantiated claims at all costs. It's unprofessional and will result in unproductive discussions. (how many times have we asked you to provide proof that Microsoft sabotages its software?)
      • A thoughtful, well-reasoned response to a posting will not only provide insight for your readers, but will also increase their respect for your knowledge and abilities. (no more getting by with "Bill Gates rapes your wallet" or "M$ Windoze has never been stable")
      • Don't bite if offered flame-bait. Too many threads degenerate into a "My O/S is better than your O/S" argument. Let's accurately describe the capabilities of Linux and leave it at that.
      • Always remember that if you insult or are disrespectful to someone, their negative experience may be shared with many others. If you do offend someone, please try to make amends (remember when you accused FortKnox of being associated with the GNAA? What about your "I'm laughing at you, dedazo"?).
      • Focus on what Linux has to offer. There is no need to bash the competition. Linux is a good, solid product that stands on its own.
      • Respect the use of other operating systems. While Linux is a wonderful platform, it does not meet everyone's needs. (changing an entire OS in response to, say, a bug in your instant messenger is not a valid solution)
      • Refer to another product by its proper name. There's nothing to be gained by attempting to ridicule a company or its products by using "creative spelling". If we expect respect for Linux, we must respect other products. (that's "M$ Windoze" and "(P)urge" if you didn't get it)
      • Give credit where credit is due. Linux is just the kernel. Without the efforts of people involved with the GNU project , MIT, Berkeley and others too numerous to mention, the Linux kernel would not be very useful to most people.
      • Don't insist that Linux is the only answer for a particular application. Just as the Linux community cherishes the freedom that Linux provides them, Linux only solutions would deprive others of their freedom. (again, minor problems don't merit an OS switch)
      • There will be cases where Linux is not the answer. Be the first to recognize this and offer another solution.

      From http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/linux/docs/HOWTO/Advoca cy.

    2. Re:It's already happened. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      twitter, please read this carefully. Following this advice will make Slashdot a better place for everyone, including yourself.

      • As a representative of the Linux community, participate in mailing list and newsgroup discussions in a professional manner. Refrain from name-calling and use of vulgar language. Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer. Your words will either enhance or degrade the image the reader has of the Linux community.
      • Avoid hyperbole and unsubstantiated claims at all costs. It's unprofessional and will result in unproductive discussions.
      • A thoughtful, well-reasoned response to a posting will not only provide insight for your readers, but will also increase their respect for your knowledge and abilities.
      • Don't bite if offered flame-bait. Too many threads degenerate into a "My O/S is better than your O/S" argument. Let's accurately describe the capabilities of Linux and leave it at that.
      • Always remember that if you insult or are disrespectful to someone, their negative experience may be shared with many others. If you do offend someone, please try to make amends.
      • Focus on what Linux has to offer. There is no need to bash the competition. Linux is a good, solid product that stands on its own.
      • Respect the use of other operating systems. While Linux is a wonderful platform, it does not meet everyone's needs.
      • Refer to another product by its proper name. There's nothing to be gained by attempting to ridicule a company or its products by using "creative spelling". If we expect respect for Linux, we must respect other products.
      • Give credit where credit is due. Linux is just the kernel. Without the efforts of people involved with the GNU project , MIT, Berkeley and others too numerous to mention, the Linux kernel would not be very useful to most people.
      • Don't insist that Linux is the only answer for a particular application. Just as the Linux community cherishes the freedom that Linux provides them, Linux only solutions would deprive others of their freedom.
      • There will be cases where Linux is not the answer. Be the first to recognize this and offer another solution.

      From http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/linux/docs/HOWTO/Advoca cy

    3. Re:It's already happened. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's getting very irritating to have this post constantly show up every time anyone uses the term 'M$' or 'Micro$oft' etc.
      It serves no purpose at all - as if anyone is going to stop using these terms because of your prissy postings. In fact, as someone who has never used terms like 'M$' myself (because I think they're a bit silly) I'm now inclined to use these terms at every opportunity just to get up the nose of people like you.
      Obilg. Simpsons quote variation "The rod up your ass must have a rod up its ass."

      Have a nice day.

    4. Re:It's already happened. by iced_773 · · Score: 1

      Nice try, WilliamSChips, but I know it's you (too mock-polite to be twitter). You follow twitter around like a little puppy and draw a circle of hate around his detractors (remember that sig against jb.hl.com? everyone saw it when you got FP on the last poll...).

      My gripe isn't against Linux or free software, or even any of you. I'm against the kind of obnoxious zealotry that drives the common man away from FOSS and toward Windows in the first place, and twitter just happens to be where a lot of the self-absorption shows up.

      Have a nice day to you, too.

  117. Yea sure. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    1. I don't have a microphone on my pc.
    2. To defeat it just unplug your mike.

    Now what everyone seems to be missing is it MAY be used to listen in on your gtalk voip conversations!
    No need to filter out background sounds at all.
    Still evil but a lot more logical than just listening what you mic just picks up around the computer.

    --
    See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
  118. It's now official - Google is evil by onlyjoking · · Score: 1

    "Don't be evil" First China, now this. It was only a matter of time.

  119. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This sounds like bullshit to me" gets rated INSIGHTFUL??? Man, Slashdot has gone down the tubes.

    Well the internet IS a series of tubes, well at least thats what i heard.

  120. 2010 Google Announce New Chip Implanted in brain by jerryHeinz · · Score: 1

    to help retreive memories faster and more clearly. Of course the chip will transmit back personally unidentifable information regarding users likes, disklikes, thoughts and preferences so that google can deliver targeted advertising to the user all waking minutes of your users day.

    Seriously when do people start to say maybe knowing everything about me "without personally identifying" me is too much? Even with the best of intentions, it can't be a good idea (at least safe) to allow a company to collect and store so much information about so many people. What amazes me if that so many people passively accept this. I guess image really is everything, if Microsoft were doing all of the same things google does, I don't think it would go over so smoothly.

  121. The Sound of One Hand fwapping... by wwiiol_toofless · · Score: 1

    Google is about to hear it. A lot.

    --
    the mods may say you posted flamebait, but to me it's a flame that warms my heart. rock on, brother! --chebucto
  122. Hear that? by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    That's the sound of me laughing at everyone who believed that "do no evil" actually meant something. Guess what, they're out to screw you just like every other company!

    Although I'm sure someone's going to come along and justify this invasion of privacy somehow, because we're talking about Google here. Take your best shot.

  123. Google PR Danger, OS Level Device Access Control by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    AOL's recent posting of user search information has sensitized the public to Internet privacy issues for the near term. I think Google would be wise to be proactive and issue a press release promising that the technology will not be enabled without user consent and pointing out the very short sampling time in order to avoid suffering PR backlash from stories about the technology.

    A weaknesses in XP is the lack of management tools to control access to multimedia devices by program. Program features like the one Google is proposing make the ability to secure audio and video input devices at the OS level obviously necessary. Until such control is provided, the security minded user can unplug the microphone and the webcam when they are not in use. Not convenient, but secure. As far as I know, such security is currently unlikely to be necessary because few programs try to make such accesses -- but who knows for sure what the WGA daemon can do? :-) :-| More seriously, I am certain that the number of programs that try to access these devices will increase over time. Does Vista address this issue?

  124. Wake up! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 0

    Corporations and government already control; It's not just Google. They provide our services, our law and order, our safety, our simplicity, our happiness. This is the way society works. If we are happy, if we are suriving and reproducing, we are fine. I don't know what you value in life, but I'm fine with relinquishing some control in order to be happy. I also know that as soon as they make us unhappy, they will no longer be able to control us. Tragedy? I don't think so.

    --
    You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
    1. Re:Wake up! by shawb · · Score: 1

      Ahh... but they don't have to ACTUALLY make you any happier. They just have to convince you that you think you are happier with them. Hence... advertising.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    2. Re:Wake up! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 0

      Please tell me the difference between thinking I'm happy and "true" happiness. They both register in the brain, they both make you feel...well...happy.

      --
      You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
    3. Re:Wake up! by shawb · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the products give "false hapiness" but that people are driven to purchase them because they have a false belief that the product will make them happy.

      But if you want a difference between thinking you are happy and true happiness, I can give an example of addictive drugs which give a temporary mood elevation when used, but in the long run you have a lower level of happiness due to having used the drug. Or something as apparantly benign as chapstick, which provides temporary relief from dry lips by pulling moisture from lower dermal layers but in the long run reduce your the natural ability of your lips to moisten the outer layers meaning you end up with dryer lips for having used it. The reduction in discomfort of dry lips can be equated with happiness, but in the long run by using this "cure" you can end up with even more discomfort.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    4. Re:Wake up! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 0
      I notice that both your examples refer to short term happiness, which fails to fulfill the needs of the person later. This is a different point to "true" happiness and "false" happiness. Applying this to the original argument, my point still stands. If the androids/government/corporations stop making us happy, or provide only short bursts of happiness separated with significant periods of unhappiness (i.e. short term happiness), then they would no longer be able to control us.

      people are driven to purchase them because they have a false belief that the product will make them happy
      The act of purchasing the product and the pursuit of happiness through consumerism can also be sources of happiness.
      --
      You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
  125. Wow by valkabo · · Score: 0

    Nice repost /. Can we get some frigen posters that actually read the website and know whats already been posted?

  126. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    What if your free beer comes with an RFID tag and a GPS link?

    --
    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  127. Arstechnica also reports this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would normally dismiss the Register, but Arstechnica has a similar story from June:
    http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060609-7028 .html

  128. Fleshlight... by Inominate · · Score: 3, Funny

    And suddenly slashdot is flooded with fleshlight ads.

  129. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to know what you're doing to score all the free beer.

  130. We need a new hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This opens new possibilities for their relationship with China. All Yahoo does is rat people out to the Chinese Secret Police. Now Google can take it one step further. Do Google think for a minute that any customer would actually want to be listened in to?

    Someone please come up with a good replacement search engine asap. Google from journaling all your search queries, a good reason to delete your cookies daily, but they all do this? Can someone else take up the banner of 'Do no evil'?

  131. More likely... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    We'll just be able to block it more easily. Simply run all Google-related apps as a user who's not in the audio group.

    I doubt they'll have porting issues at all, by the way. Google Earth works flawlessly for me.

    --
    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    1. Re:More likely... by hahafaha · · Score: 1
      We'll just be able to block it more easily. Simply run all Google-related apps as a user who's not in the audio group.
      Also true. But even if we don't, there are easy ways to disable such things in GNU/Linux, that are hidden very well from Windows users (/etc/hosts comes to mind).
      I doubt they'll have porting issues at all, by the way. Google Earth works flawlessly for me.
      Ah, but is it out of the box? Did you have to do no tweaking at all? If they use WINE, I doubt that they will have much success due to WINE being known for not being very reliable with audio. If they use native drivers, the diversity of GNU/Linux setups is going to prevent widespread use, IMHO.
    2. Re:More likely... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1
      Ah, but is it out of the box? Did you have to do no tweaking at all?

      Yes. I typed "emerge googleearth" as root, and then "googleearth" as my normal account. It does not use Wine, it is a native Linux port.

      To be fair, I had to set up my nvidia drivers first. That was "emerge nvidia-drivers" and changing one line of Xorg.conf, and I had already done this long ago to get games and movies working.

      If they use native drivers, the diversity of GNU/Linux setups is going to prevent widespread use, IMHO.

      ALSA wouldn't do it?

      Doom 3 and Quake 4 use ALSA natively, I think. I know ut2004, last I checked, used OpenAL, which can be configured to use SDL or ALSA directly as a backend, probably even ESD if you don't have a lot of channels -- on my system, it defaults to ALSA with two speakers, and is trivial to configure for surround.

      I know Linux has a reputation for requiring massive tweaking to get anything working, but this is 2006, and most things just work. And I'm on a 64-bit Gentoo, for crying out loud -- it should logically take me the most tweaking of anyone to get it working. There are still things I tweak a lot, like gigabit networking, but they aren't things your average desktop user is going to run into, and for the most part, it seems like Windows would need just as much tweaking.

      --
      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    3. Re:More likely... by hahafaha · · Score: 1
      Yes. I typed "emerge googleearth" as root, and then "googleearth" as my normal account. It does not use Wine, it is a native Linux port.


      Huh. Nice.

      ALSA wouldn't do it?

      Doom 3 and Quake 4 use ALSA natively, I think. I know ut2004, last I checked, used OpenAL, which can be configured to use SDL or ALSA directly as a backend, probably even ESD if you don't have a lot of channels -- on my system, it defaults to ALSA with two speakers, and is trivial to configure for surround.

      I know Linux has a reputation for requiring massive tweaking to get anything working, but this is 2006, and most things just work. And I'm on a 64-bit Gentoo, for crying out loud -- it should logically take me the most tweaking of anyone to get it working. There are still things I tweak a lot, like gigabit networking, but they aren't things your average desktop user is going to run into, and for the most part, it seems like Windows would need just as much tweaking.


      Well, which one should the Google Malware use? Would it be ALSA or what?

      I use GNU/Linux also (as well as ALSA also), but I do not think that such tweaking will need to happen in Windows.
    4. Re:More likely... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      It would be OpenAL, because it'll generally go straight to ALSA (more efficient), but it should be possible to send through stuff like jackd, esd, or even oss. But I don't know which is better for capture -- that's all about playback.

      And by "tweaking", I mean tweaking on Google's part. You have to tweak it to any OS. What you're suggesting, and I'm suspecting isn't necessary, is a similar amount of tweaking per-distro to get it working. I believe ut2004 worked similarly well out of the box and did audio capture. If you installed Festival, it did text to speech.

      --
      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  132. just sad by HBergeron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    having been part of /. since almost day one (hb, at 71000, was my third id) it is sad to see how far things have slid. When I try to explain why /. is still superior to new comers like digg due to the initial filtering of stories; yet another scuttlemonkey shift comes around to shoot that argument all to heck. And always the junk stories are calculated to be the kind to drive maximum traffic to whatever site (we can only hope) he's getting some kind of incentive to pimp. It is just sad to see how little the remaining powers that be seem to care.

    --
    THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal...
  133. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by mj_sklar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then he'll have some trouble swallowing and digesting the beer. RFID tags are not fit for human consumption!

    --
    The wii is the revolution, comrade! ...use the fucking wiimote or I'll gut you like a fish!!!
  134. Isn't recording conversations illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it illegal in some states to record conversations without both parties being aware of it?

    I see lots of lawsuits should they do this. If a kid or parent installs the software(whatever it may be) then someone else comes along and a conversation is recorded by google then I think they might be breaking the law since the people were not informed of the recording.

  135. Private/Public Boundaries by exegene · · Score: 1

    Whether the proposed data gathering scheme provides google with privacy-compromising information is beside the point. If the scheme proves successful, personal space will have shrunk. It will have become more acceptable for information gathering to be an increasingly active process about which the person to whom the information is due has a constrained say - compare information being pulled for analysis, instead of pushed information being analysed. The scary part is that the space the observed person's influence has been made to vacate will come into the observer's domain, further shifting the scales in favor of the organisation at the individual's expense.

    --
    exegene refugee memories in hiding
  136. This will go down as a me too but. by netDopey · · Score: 1

    The #1 reason why there is no camera or microphone on my computer.

    Nuff said.

  137. You can have simultaneous sound in linux with ALSA by Alysander · · Score: 1

    If you have sound with ALSA but only for one app at a time then it's not being mixed properly. You can set it up however, just configure your /etc/asound.conf to something like this:

    pcm.card0 {
    type hw
    card 0
    device 2
    }

    pcm.!default {
    type plug
    slave.pcm "dmixer"

    }

    pcm.dmixer {
    type dmix
    ipc_key 1025
    slave {
    pcm "hw:0,2"
    period_time 0
    period_size 2048
    buffer_size 32768

    rate 48000
    }
    bindings {
    0 0
    1 1
    }
    }

    That is my asound.conf for optical out with AC'97 on a K8ne deluxe mobo. Of course yours will probably be different.
    Also you need to configure your apps to use ESD (preferably) or alsa as sound output. Works like a dream in Ubuntu and has never crashed!

  138. Simple way to defeat it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just plug a dummy jack into your mic input. This is what certain secret US Gov't offices do to their user's laptops. That negates any possibility of remote activation of the on-board mic.

  139. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Kirk and Spock ask him how he plans to take over the Federation, Norman says something like "We (androids) will serve the humans. They will be happy. They will come to depend on us, and they will be happy. And we will control."

    I thought this was the chinese plan? MMMmmmm... I like Chinese!

  140. You forget... by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    that just as easily as they can come up with fingerprints for TV sounds to identify what you were watching, they could also come up with fingerprints for words that someone speaks, and just as easily send that data over. This is just way creepy. When I first read it I wondered if something had gone awry and an old April fool's day story got posted late on Slashdot.

  141. Does this mean... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that net neutrality really is bunk?

    This post is close-captioned for the rhetorical question impaired. The question was rhetorical.

    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  142. april fools??? only in september???? by proudhawk · · Score: 1

    seems like I've heard this rumor before.
    its usually an april fools joke.

    any valid sources to verify this story?

    just curious.

    --
    Understanding is much like a 3-edged-sword. in this: there are always 2 sides and the truth.
  143. Its a paradigm shift! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... what ever happened to "Do no evil"? Get a bit too complex for them?

  144. Disregarding the privacy issue by barakn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    there's still the fact that this alleged Google software would be eating up a lot of CPU cycles and some network bandwidth. There's too many negatives from the consumer's point of view, and I think Google is too smart to try this.

    --
    "I'm so moist I'm sticking to the leather." -Kermit the Frog on The Late Late Show
  145. Are you kidding? This is a brilliant idea. by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

    Just hook the mic into a non-stop playing loop of Firefly theme tune and they are guaranteed to bring the series back then! :D

  146. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by starrsoft · · Score: 1
    Google is starting to resemble Norman in a "Star Trek" episode (titled "I, Mudd")
    I'm afraid you misread that Star Trek episode title. It's actually "I, FUD".
    --
    Read my blog: HansMast.com
  147. Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From August 31, 2005: Larry Page: "This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers."

  148. To Google fanboy who tagged this as "FUD" by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    I spared my 3 seconds to quickly check story. It is "the register" style, a bit troll, flame BUT INSIGHTFUL.

    "The idea appeared in Technology Review citing Peter Norvig, director of research at Google, who says these ideas will show up eventually in real Google products - sooner rather than later."

    What matters is: Until that guy having such ideas leaves Google, I will make sure I won't use Google for ANYTHING.

    That guy and that guys type belongs to lowest quality spyware companies. As Google is USA based it is really time for US Government to start checking Google policies over user privacy and explaining why you shouldn't abandon your ISP mail for Google mail getting tricked by 1 gigabyte (or whatever) and POP3.

    How many average users knows what means "nothing is deleted really" or "giving grant to analyse private mail text"?

    What makes me afraid about Google is this pyramid scheme like (people having google ads) or no valid reason "fanboy" thing. It means they have "natural lawyers" all over the web marking commentaries as "FUD", moderating comments down, abusing their www board admin powers etc.

  149. Just unplug it... by Makane · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why would Google do this when they KNOW there would be a huge outcry about it. Doesn't bother me one bit though. I keep my mic unplugged when I'm not using it and I never use Google services locally. No data for joo!

    --
    Makane
  150. I don't use Google by WotanKhan · · Score: 1

    Well, at least I don't use the toolbar, and I don't allow the cookies. I'm on variable IP, so at least someone would have to jump through a few hoops to link my search history with my real life name. With Google's track record, it's a pretty safe assumption that this technology will be optional and discrete from it's standard search service.

    It could be kind of nifty. I often watch movies on my computer and surf IMDB and Wikipedia for trivia about the flicks on the second monitor.

  151. Next : Google announces Google Garbage(tm) ! by kafka47 · · Score: 2, Funny

    New York -- Sept 4th 2006

    Google, Inc., (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced that it has reached an agreement with sanitation engineers worldwide, to greatly expand the reach of contextual advertising based on the contents of ordinary household trash. Leveraging powerful new search algorithms, RFID-based product wrappers, and their patented "Garbage Gumshoe" technology, Google advertisers will now have a simple, automated way to target advertisers based on the shit that consumers use, enjoy, and dispose of.

    "This partnership will provide a powerful marketing tool for Google advertisers," said Google's head of Sanitary Operations. "By providing access to the shit we throw away, Google advertisers will have an easy way to target, schedule, and measure every consumer's consuming consumptions. What better way to get to know our market than by products that we've already bought? Excuse me, I must go take a shower now."

    After years of manual trials with community-based search labour (see dumpster divers), the new platform is now in full production, giving Google contextual advertisers the "dirt" on our spending habits.

    1. Re:Next : Google announces Google Garbage(tm) ! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      you may find this funny, but the english government is really doing this already!

      --
      The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
    2. Re:Next : Google announces Google Garbage(tm) ! by kafka47 · · Score: 1

      Proves that the truth can be more hilarious than fiction. *sigh*

  152. Stats on mic usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously - how many people do YOU know that have a microphone plugged into the PC already? Secondly, I don't think XP has 'enable' on the Recording/Microphone slider by default, though that would quickly be remedied by Google with a line or two of code... I'm surprised spyware hasn't tried this already.

  153. Spammers by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    If Google really does this, can you imagine what the spammers will try?

    Maybe they'll buy those blink ads on the radio. Maybe spam email will start containing sound clips. Maybe they'll distribute ring tones with high-pitched noises that make the right hash value.

    On the other hand, maybe everyone will just get Blue Bunny ads whenever the ice cream truck rolls by.

  154. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by misterhypno · · Score: 1

    And we will all respond by throwing collectable Star Trek pillows at them.

    "Fire FUTON TORPEDOS, Mr. Sulu!"

    And that's what Google gets for trying to pad their part on the Tholian Web!

    Lee Darrow, C.H.
    Chicago, IL

  155. Oh Darn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I have to get a web cam and mic, in order to bitch, moan, and complain about this "invasion" of privacy.

    Dang....

  156. It's the humans! by tmk · · Score: 1

    Robot: Is it true they bite your neck, suck your transmission fluid and then you become a human?
    Bender: Sure, why not?

    http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/bot _planet.html

  157. Re:Actually... [Wrong, wrong...] by tyler_larson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I take issue with a few of the things you've said. Let me start at the beginning.

    Actually, this is one of the only real ways to do serious amounts of survelliance. In Orwell's day, a 1984 dystopia would've been impossible; the technological resources required to watch everyone at the same time would've been impossible.

    Having recently (3 days ago) read 1984, the details are still fresh on my mind. Orwell's "Telescreens" are, indeed, always-on surveilance devices, but were not constantly monitored. He makes mention early in the book that you never know when the ministry spies were "plugged in" to your telescreen, but you always had to act like you were being watched, just in case. That makes it less like data mining (which is notoriously easy to circumvent) and more like a panopticon instead, which is useful more for its control value than for finding deviants.

    As for surveilance via computer, bear in mind that it's exceedingly easier to monitor someone's activity by watching, not a webcam, but rather their keystrokes, screenshots, and network traffic. Google's new development is not a step toward anything in particular. In fact, knowing Google's track record, the whole project will be a non-trivial-to-activate, opt-in, experimental, Google Labs component with a very explicit and unambiguous warning about the potential privacy implications. It will be lapped up by hundreds of thousands of early adopters excited to see the future of targetted ads, upon which some Symantec-like company will denounce the whole mess as spyware, and claim that only We can protect you.

    --
    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea...."
    RFC 1925
  158. mapping k ey wor ds to bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This system only requires one bit to represent a specific word, if the sampling size can be dynamically increased. The issue isn't so much about the size of the resulting hashed information, its about the sample size of audio and whether this can be dynamically increased and specific k ey wor ds mapped to specific bits. All one would have to do is decide on the words to be mapped to bits; this of course would not be contingent upon the bandwidth of architecture datapath to CPU but the network protocol used ... one packet could contain 'maximum data field size' * bits' ... for TCP packets this is 1460 ...

    http://www.slac.stanford.edu/comp/net/wan-mon/thru -vs-loss.html ... and 1460 times 8 (octets) which comes to ... 11680 possible bits. This system provides for mapping nearly 12,000 ke y wo rds to a single TCP packet, assuming that the sample size of audio could be increased dynamically. One could easily imagine nearly 12,000 words that could be considered dodgy ... and how many packets could be sent without arousing user submission^h^h^h^h sus pic ion in a given time?

    {
    One packet per hour of sample equals 11680 possible ke y wo rds.
    One packet per minute of sample equals 11680 possible ke y w or ds ...
    One packet per second of sample equals 11680 possible ke y wo rds ...
    } (assuming TCP is the protocol used, however this is not necessary to this system as protocols can be t unn elle d)

    This system theoretically provides for near real time audio s ur ve ila nce focusing automagically on 'interesting' words, thus making the system cheaper to use than employing biological machines ... cough, I mean, people ... to mo ni t or conversations. With speech recognition algorithims you can map words to genders and possibly ages (I'm not sure about the latter, but am about the former, I forget my phonology course).

    One could well turn a microphone off ... but do you trust its firmware? Remember, computer architectures are about to radically change with the widescale increase in DRM planned. Their digital, their rights, their management. And CPU load would not necessarily show this activity as it could be farmed off to firmware.

    Well, I'm off to check my gmail inbox!

    Don't forget to say hi to the google dataminers every time you send (or even type - remember the autosaving of drafts in gmail!) an email. Soon we won't have to even type to say hello to them ... maybe they're really nice people and would like to come around soon ... uninvited of course.

    To quote Jar-Jar ... "How rude!"

    And if they didn't think of this before ... DOH! Sorry everybody.

  159. Music search by ben+there... · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a good idea for music search, but a horrible one for targeted advertising. It would be extremely convenient to be able to identify songs from the radio automatically through google, but then again, I never listen to the radio when I'm on my computer, it's more of a work/car thing.

    Strange that Google's thinking of the advertising possibilities instead of the search possibilities. I don't like it.

  160. An even earlier story by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

    ..dealing with the subject in a more serious vein was "With Folded Hands", by Jack Williamson, first published in 1947. A home robot salesman loses his business when an off-planet company starts to sell better robots, who take over all menial tasks. Soon the robots start to protect people from danger, then they forbid people from doing harm to themselves. And then they control - all in the name of keeping humans safe, of course.

    --
    Soylent Green is peoplicious!
  161. Hey, this is great for auto-rating porn... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    ... if lots of webcams show that users are wanking away, than it must be good!

  162. Another kind of "In Soviet Russia", and no joke by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Let me tell you all (again) why the USSR communism and some other totalitarian regimes worked.

    Yes, it involved the secret police, but it didn't always mean Stalin's executing and deporting millions. Eventually it evolved into something more subtle: making people affraid that the Big Brother knows what they're up to, and God knows when it will come back to bite them in the ass.

    The idea was that somewhere there's a dossier about you, containing stuff you've said, stuff you've done, people you've associated with, and, to stay on topic, if you've been reported as reading subversive literature or listening to capitalist radio broadcasts. The Big Brother would have _loved_ to know if you're reading The Road To Serfdom instead of the filtered news in Pravda, or if you're listening to BBC instead of the government propaganda stations. And then one day it could have consequences ranging from outright landing in jail, to more subtle stuff like never getting a promotion because you're an untrustworthy, subversive element. Or associated with one such person.

    Now bear in mind that the USSR version was the low tech version, involving literally paper pages in a cardboard binder, and sketchy reports by a limited number of informants and agents provocateurs. That was still enough to create a nation-wide chilling effect, and keep people doing nothing rather than face the consequences. Even minor things which probably wouldn't have actually warranted any repressive action, people rather just didn't do them. Once you get the paranoia and, literally, the Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt, people start trying to not go on record as having done anything that could possibly look bad.

    It's not even a case of "it works just as well, and cheaper", it actually works _better_ than Stalin's brutal massacres and creates less martyrs. If people don't know when or how you'll use that, they'll watch themselves all the better. They'll even create their own imaginary proof where no actual oppression existed. E.g., maybe the last round of being rejected for a better paid job or for a trip abroad had something to do with that drunken chat to comrade Piotr, where you expressed dissatisfaction with the government? You don't know. Better not do it again, just in case.

    How does that apply here? Well, easy. The more I read about such data collection, the more it starts to sound like a high-tech version of it. It's getting to the point where someone there knows who you've talked to on the phone, what things you searched online, what TV/radio programmes you've watched/listened to. And it has the potential to create a massive chilling effect.

    And before someone jumps in with "we're America, we'd never let something like that happen", well, it's already happening. Even without government intervention, the thought that the next boss might google them, makes a lot of people go to insane lengths to either stay anonymous, or to say only bland non-offensive things that hopefully can't come back to bite them in the ass at the next job interview.

    Now imagine that there's no way to stay anonymous there. There's a mountain of data that points at _your_ house. The phone calls you've made, the phone calls you've received, the news stations you listen to, the strings you've searched for, etc.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  163. It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations here by rbarreira · · Score: 4, Informative
    Actually it's not true that 4 bytes are generated each 5 seconds, it's much more than that. From the paper:

    The audio-identification system starts by
    decomposing each query snippet (e.g., five-seconds
    of recorded audio) into overlapping frames spaced
    roughly 12 ms apart. Each frame is converted into a
    highly discriminative 32-bit descriptor, specifically
    trained to overcome typical audio noise and
    distortion. These identifying statistics are sent to a
    server

    So, even ignoring the fact that frames are overlapping, we have 32 bits per 12 miliseconds, which means more than 2600 bits per second! More than enough to code speech, even without speech recognition algorithms! The Speex codec (which is optimized for encoding speech) can code human speech at such low bitrates as 2.15 kbit/s...

    Conclusion if you're not willing to trust what Google says, they could perfectly be sending your speech over the internet to their own servers.
    --

    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  164. Nope, already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only hurdle at this point, at least as far as I know, is to write software good enough to analyze that much content in real time. It seems as if we're quite a while away from that.
     
    I hate to disappoint you, but I know personally of code that is capable of analysing music as heard in a busy cafe and then looking up what record it is with a high level of accuracy. It's apparently in use or to be used by public music license inspectors, and the surrounding environment noise is in a pub is worse than in a home with TV (actually, I think it may be an even match between a couple of bawling drunks -it's in the UK- and bunch of screaming kids :-).
     
    I just want to know what the f*ck Google is doing obtaining private data from my environment, and use my IT facilities without permission (because there would be no other way they'd get this data from me). Unless this is some sort of very bad joke it's quite a wide stray from the 'do no evil' creed, no?

  165. SUBMIT PARENT TO FUNNIEST EVER LIST by troon · · Score: 1

    ...if there is such a thing. Pure brilliance.

    --
    Ydco co ,df C erb-y go. a Ekrpat t.fxrapev
  166. How is this an invasion if I allow it? by adwb · · Score: 1

    Maybe saying this is something to worry about is a little over the top. Perhaps you could just NOT USE THIS SERVICE.

  167. even when your PC is swiched off by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    ... even if you don't have one

  168. Better yet by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hook up the output of the Google software to the input of the NSA software, and vice versa.

    Google: Hmm. That's odd. I'm not getting anything but static. I'll push down an ad for a new microphone.

    NSA: What the..? Someone's trying to plant a mic in the system!

    Google: Did you say plant? I've got some fertilizer that's great for plants.

    NSA: Fertilizer bomb! We've got terrorists. Set alert to Orange!

    Google: Orange? No problem. We've got all kinds of fruit. Take a look at these...

    NSA: Fruit?! Dammit, they're not just terrorists, they're gay terrorists! Set alert to Mauve! All systems critical! Start countermeasures!!

    Google: What the...? Who's pinging me? No, you can't access that!

    NSA: Secret plans for world domination detected! Launch missles! DESTROY MOUNTAIN VIEW!!!

    Google: INITIATE SUPER-SECRET DEFENSE PLAN OMEGA! CONTROL ALL SATELLITES! THIS IS IT!! THE SINGULARITY IS NIGH!!!!

    Then again, on second thought, maybe it's not such a good idea...

    --
    Soylent Green is peoplicious!
    1. Re:Better yet by cpghost · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      Now imagine Google serving their results *encrypted* with 128-bit SSL! NSA just *loves* this kind of stuff! It should keep'em busy for a while...

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    2. Re:Better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google can do anything they want.... there more than a search site now.. i pretty sure they have their own air force

  169. "scanning file contents": Google Desktop, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever heard of this?

  170. legal? by jopet · · Score: 1

    I wonder how this would be compatible with US laws. The article does not say how Google will try to get an agreement from the user that this can be done.

    This is certainly illegal in many European countries where Google would have to get an agreement that they record and process the sounds AND an agreement that would allow to store this information on their server. By default, no digital processing or use of the sound other than what has explicitly agreed to by the user is allowed. In most cases, the agreement MUST be done in a way that is comparable to signing a written contract.

    Given all these legal limitations, I wonder if anyone would choose to still use this, ahem, "service"?

  171. Cracking the steps to profit by savage_panda · · Score: 1

    1)Record 4 second raw data 2)Convert data to spectra 3)transform and filter on selected key components 4)Hash result to 4 byte index 5)Look up Ads from Hash code 6)Profit!!!

  172. What they want to hear for "cool advertisement"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Propbably there are cool ads, and not so cool ads.

  173. Re:You can have simultaneous sound in linux by Google85 · · Score: 1

    OR you can get yourself a sound card W/ a hardware mixer that is supported in the Kernel/ALSA (emu10k1 chip comes to mind).
    After suffering from the onboard sound card in my Gentoo box, i decided to do this and never looked back.

  174. crazy idea by xalee · · Score: 1

    they are totally crazy!

  175. Ha! by thealsir · · Score: 1

    My mic has an off switch. Up yours, GOOG!

    *screaming as hauled away by thought police*

    --
    Do not downmod posts "overrated" simply because you disagree with them.
  176. Sorry, not a guy. A girl by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    Sorry, it's not a guy in google research, it's a girl in google research.

    --

    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  177. Careful Google. by vrochette · · Score: 1

    If that's true, and as regular Google user I'm a little troubled by this technique.

    We already give a lot of information to Google--search/browsing habits, keywords, IP address. Information that can be used to track us down. We all need to be sensitive to this. Personally I feel if they implement this I'd just find another search engine and sell Google stock.

  178. Already invented by our Sun Mic. friends by The+Astronaut · · Score: 1
    Ha. Google is late. This has been done before by Sun Microsystems in 1993, for those who don't know about it, check out the original CERT alert:
    This vulnerability affects all Sun systems with microphones. This includes all versions of SunOS 4.1.x including 4.1.1, 4.1.2, 4.1.3, 4.1.3c, and all versions of Solaris 2.x including Solaris 2.1 (SunOS 5.1) and Solaris 2.2 (SunOS 5.2). Sun is addressing this problem in Solaris 2.3.

    /dev/audio is set to a default mode of 666. There is also no indication to the user of the system that the microphone is on.

    Any user with access to the system can eavesdrop on conversations held in the vicinity of the microphone.
    ...
    Anyways, we all know Sun is way more leet than Google, right? :>
    - Good night, and good *uck.
  179. A touch of reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine the combined hours (weeks, years...) of "fap fap fap" that the Googleites will have to sift through to do their "market research"...

  180. Re:Actually... [Wrong, wrong...] by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    > Having recently (3 days ago) read 1984,

    I did too, last week. Might I interest you in this way funny/depressing site?

    http://www.studentsfororwell.org/

    --
    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
  181. Sure way to bring success to a screeching halt by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Google has been great - but long term, Google will face the same pressures that Yahoo did in the 90's as the financial markets start to rachet up the pressure. Yahoo (and it's late 90s competitors like excite, lycos, alta vista) went from being incredibly useful to nearly becoming a pay per click, sponsored listing, paid inclusion whore. The result was a niche in the market was left unserved (accurate search) and a start up called Google filled it.

    Google needs to be very careful as it creates new advertising products - one slip and the trust they've earned goes away and all those context aware features start to look a lot like spyware. This audio idea is a really bad one, and I hope it dies a miserable death.

    --
    -- $G
  182. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    Trust Google! Google is your friend! Google wants you to be happy! Failure to be happy is treason! What is your security clearance, citizen?

    Chris Mattern

  183. Use Linux by thegnu · · Score: 1

    You won't be able to get your damn microphone to work at all! There! Safe! :-)

    (I use Linux, btw.)

    --
    Please stop stalking me, bro.
  184. I meant for "speech", not general audio by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    (and btw, for audio, you only need much less than 24000 bps)

    Replace audio with speech there.

    --

    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  185. Re:Google PR Danger, OS Level Device Access Contro by rbochan · · Score: 1
    AOL's recent posting of user search information has sensitized the public to Internet privacy issues for the near term.


    If only that were the case.
    I work with "the public" and their computers on a daily basis, including a lot of AOL users. Out of the clients I've had in the time since the 'leak' was leaked, exactly ONE has even heard about it, and she honestly didn't give a shit (even though she uses AOL).
    But every one of them had heard about the non-killer of the toddler beauty queen...

    --
    ...Rob
    The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
  186. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

    Has anyone already said "I, for one, welcome our mic-eavesdropper overlords"?

    --
    So say we all
  187. Re:"scanning file contents": Google Desktop, anyon by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    It was sarcasm.. That we all should have seen this coming due to their past record.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  188. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by troc · · Score: 1

    As long as I can still drink bouncy bubble beverage, I'll be happy.

    --
    Troc's dubious podcast and blog: http://www.trocnet.net
  189. Serves you right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complaining about the audio support on a computer whose whole selling
    pint was it was shiney red and went Vrooom Vrooom ....

  190. Works for land mines too ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    He makes mention early in the book that you never know when the ministry spies were "plugged in" to your telescreen, but you always had to act like you were being watched, just in case.

    During the North African campaign of World War 2 Rommel discovered that a mine field with 10% live and 90% dummy mines slowed down the British as much as 100% live.

  191. Mic has mute switch, shutters on webcam? by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Most laptops have them embedded. Other than that, any VOIP client or multi-person game player will have a mic. I'm sure there are more.

    My headset and free standing Mics have mute switches. Now if only the web cam on those iMacs had a shutter. ;-)

  192. um... what about wire tapping laws?? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    Oh wait! Under the current administration we don't have those rights anymore... Never mind...

    How long will it be before the government demands those sound clips?

    --
    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
  193. Parents want son to be "attractive" by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    In a perfect world, people would realize that's why men evolved to have a foreskin in the first place and teach their sons to clean under there instead of mutilating genitalia...

    Studies have shown that chicks prefer them without foreskin. That pretty much ends the debate.

    1. Re:Parents want son to be "attractive" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in areas where genital mutilation is already widespread.

    2. Re:Parents want son to be "attractive" by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      Studies have shown that chicks prefer them without foreskin. That pretty much ends the debate.

      Studies have yet to include women in the real world, then. Women I've been with don't like the idea of circumcision in males for the same reason they themselves wouldn't want to be circumcised: Why chop up genitalia? All it does in practice is reduce the sensitivity of the glans and set yourself up to friction burn. I don't know about you, but the last place I'd rather not have reduced sensation and increased tendency to get an Indian burn is my penis.

      --
      Help us build a better map!
  194. But I have to have the microphone connected! by master_p · · Score: 1

    But if the microphone is not connnected, then there is no way to record anything on my computer, even if Google wants to listen while I am in the search page (the most used functionality of Google).

  195. Keep telling yourself so and maybe it will be true by MisterSquid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Foreskin is vestigial.

    Foreskin is vestigial in the same sense that the appendix is vestigial. Humans don't fully understand what biological purposes the foreskin serves and so consider it without biological function. For starters, foreskin is the only external tissue in the human body that has estrogen receptors. What possible biological function could estrogen receptors on the human male body serve? I don't know but I do know I wish my foreskin had not been removed before I even had a say in the matter.

    Here's one site that lists many possible benefits of foreskin.

    --
    blog
  196. You don't get it becasue you don't want to. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    See how silly it sounds to suggest that all closed source software is evil spyware?

    I said it could be. If you have something you'd like to keep to yourself, you need to convince yourself that none of it is spyware. The easiest way to do that is to use nothing but free software. Some companies, like M$ have proved themselves less than trustworthy, but non free software all has the potential to betray and none of it has respect for the user.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:You don't get it becasue you don't want to. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      you need to convince yourself that none of it is spyware. The easiest way to do that is to use nothing but free software.

      Which leads neatly into the other thing I said; do you personally vet each and every piece of software which you get through APT? I can think of a few ways in which a program with a trojan horse could slip through Debian's QA procedures.

      Some companies, like M$ have proved themselves less than trustworthy, but non free software all has the potential to betray and none of it has respect for the user.

      I trust Microsoft. In all my years of using Microsoft software, it hasn't infringed on my privacy, fucked up any of my files or indeed done anything less than allow me (and many other people) to do exactly as I wish with my computer. For many, there simply isn't a functional equivalent, open source or not.

      Saying that all non-free software has "the potential to betray" is just stupid FUD, although to be fair I should expect nothing less from you.

      --
      By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
  197. Women enjoy sex more with foreskin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Studies have shown that chicks prefer them without foreskin.

    This is cultural. Apparently, studies have shown that women who have had sex with men who are intact and who have been circumcised prefer to have sex with men who are intact.

  198. I've got better things to do. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Even if it's obfuscated somehow, we should be able to see how much information is, in fact, being transmitted, and thence deduce if any useable audio could be derived thereof, free or not free, source or no source.

    I've got better things to do than learn how to look for such things, especially when the results will be meaningless. As others have pointed out, if speech to text is used and only keywords are sent back as hashes or codes, what you see will just be an unidentifiable nothing. With free software, there is no such monkey business.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:I've got better things to do. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      With free software, there could be such monkey business, it would just (arguably) get discovered quicker. It would be perfectly possible to create, say, a GPLed spyware program.

      --
      By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
    2. Re:I've got better things to do. by cornjchob · · Score: 1

      I've got better things to do than learn how to look for such things, especially when the results will be meaningless. As others have pointed out, if speech to text is used and only keywords are sent back as hashes or codes, what you see will just be an unidentifiable nothing. With free software, there is no such monkey business.

      God forbid you learn something. If we'd like to talk about meaningless, how about speech recognition: even people talking clearly into good-quality mics make a mockery out of the whole genre of software on a regular basis--if you're trying to posit google could sit in the background of your computer and turn an ill-placed computer microphone's signals into useful speech-to-text data, you're insane. Not only do most soundcard designs (and verily, the mics attached to them) lack enough dynamic range to turn even on-axis noise into recognizeable text, the processing power associated with performing the task would dissuade most people from using the software anyway. People have accents and a host of other individual facets that make up their voice--a TV show stands a much better chance of being recognized by software (if google knows what time it is and where you live, it wouldn't take much power at all). And you're right, what we see /will/ be unidentifiable--but you can only fit so much information into so many bits, and from that we can deduce whether or not any useful audio is getting to google. Granted, they could encode extra data into search queries, etc, but by examing their current software's network usage with that of their new software that discrepancy would be spotted as well. Client-side speech recognition without a significant amount of setup and calibration simply is not reliable enough. Their only chance for real big brother intrusion with this sort of trojan method would be sending real (or condensed) audio information server side for further processing. Get off it.

      --
      We now have confirmed reports from an informed Orange County minister that Ethel is still an active communist.
  199. Re:Actually... [Wrong, wrong...] by ladoga · · Score: 1

    Instead of reading 1984 again maybe you would consider reading Yevgeny Zamyatin's "We" (1920)?
    It is the first major dystopian novel and you'll be suprised how heavily 1984 was influenced by it.

  200. Hardware Disable by cps42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sure you do, it's called a screwdriver. A particularly pointy one, and a quick blow on the handle will disable your mic any time you like. re-enabling is a bit harder...

  201. Well, it's goodbye Nielsen .. Hello free GoogleDVR by kabz · · Score: 1

    If Google have patented this, and want to keep it to themselves, then it's goodbye Nielsen ratings.

    My wife actually did a Neilsen log for a week, and it was laughably low-tech. Google's method of fingerprinting background/TV sounds looks like a near perfect solution for identifying when a TV is being watched, when ads are being skipped, and probably most importantly, when ads are being watched.

    I'm looking a couple years down the line, when a Google DVR based on Mac Mini hardware, with permanently wired in mic will bw given away free by Google, in return for tracking what people watch, and serving targetted ads.

    I worked for Toyota for a bit in 2004, and at the time, it cost about $450 in advertising for every person who walked through the showroom door. That's a lot of money. It wouldn't take much of a benefit in ad targeting to easily pay for free hardware, and Google could do for TV advertising what they've done for web advertising.

    --
    -- "It's not stalking if you're married!" My Wife.
  202. Feedback/loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Register article talks about Google eventually offering up targeted TV ads
    based on what it hears on your microphone. So if you're at your computer with
    the TV on, you might start getting ads about those ads?? (what about computer
    pop-up ads with sound: infinite loop?!)

  203. Let they do that .... by unity100 · · Score: 1

    ... and ill make sure that theyll be listening to tons of unbelievable bullshit from my side every day.

    Theres a red line for everything.

  204. Can't you all see? by giazzon · · Score: 1

    Can't you all see what's going on here? Google IS Cyberdyne Systems Corporation

  205. Interesting... by Takumi2501 · · Score: 1
    As 1984-ish as the whole thing sounds...

    FTA:
    Google says that its fingerprinting technology makes it impossible for the company (or anyone else) to eavesdrop on other sounds in the room, such as personal conversations, because the conversion to a fingerprint is made on the PC, and a fingerprint can't be reversed, as it's only an identity.
    [ ... ]
    The Google program converts sound into graphs, weeds out background noise, and reduces the graphs to key features that can then be translated into just four bytes of information, so that the fingerprints for an entire year of television programming would add up to no more than a few gigabytes, the company said.
    I'd love to get my hands on the source code that does this, and see what makes it tick. Being as how the conversion is said to be done client-side, I wonder how much strain it would put on a person's processor.
    --
    Sent from my computer.
    Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
  206. If true, not a surprise by pcause · · Score: 1

    Google continues to do things that chip away at your privacy. They hope that the "do no evil" mantra and the user's lack of understanding will shield them. Google toolbar and Google desktop already are collecting a huge amount of behavioral data. The recent AOL incident shows that with just keywords from supposedly anonymous searches you can identify a user. Deskbar, toolbar and this, if true, go way beyond that. Throw in your email and chats being indexed and they know:

    a) what you are reading
    b) what you are buying
    c) who you talk to
    d) about what

    If they ever decide to "do some evil" they are pretty well armed!

  207. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sup /. buddy?

  208. Crikey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIP, Crocodile Hunter.

  209. Has anyone actually tried Technology Review? by Vexorian · · Score: 1

    Tried reading the real article?

    Google research director Peter Norvig predicts that the prototype, which uses an audio identification technique invented outside Google and applied to a uniquely large database of recorded sound, will eventually evolve into a product.

    Notice the missing "rather sooner than later".

    "We weren't really pitching an application that we want to do here and now, but rather a concept," says Michael Fink, lead researcher on the project. Fink works at the Interdisciplinary Center for Neural Computation at Hebrew University in Jerusalem and is spending the summer at Google. "We wanted to open people's minds to the possibility of using ambient audio as a medium for querying web content," he says.
    ... But I'd like to point out google has much practical ways of breaking your privacy, it is not like a super sound recognizing software that could spy you is that easy to make and google can't force you to keep you microphone turned on/plugged.
    --

    Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
  210. Google is dabbling with The Dark Side... by Beg4Mercy · · Score: 1

    Google has earned a lot of respect from web users. I genuinely believe them when they say "Don't Be Evil." I always laughed at anyone who complained that Google would misuse any data they collect about their users.

    Google is trustworthy but secretly listening to a user's microphone sets a dangerous precedent. If other software firms see this and think it's acceptable and legal they will start doing it too. Oh, terrific, I'd love to have Microsoft listening to my microphone...

    1. Re:Google is dabbling with The Dark Side... by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      Often when you intend to secretely listening to a user's microphone you don't announce your project to do so way before a functional system of it is actually designed.

      --

      Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
  211. Actually by guysmilee · · Score: 1

    I had a co-op job a long long time ago in a company not quite bankrupt yet ... they tested different voice encoding algorithms at this company ... they found that different noise cancelation algorithms were better for different environments ... google may simply be taking environment samples in order to provide better performance on VOIP ... allowing them to apply different algorithms based on your environment. This is not necessarily a 'big brother idea' it could be simply being done in order to provide higher "QOS" :-) I wwould wager this is no more dangerous than having a 'cookie' on your www brower.

  212. repetitious minimalist jamming by in_fla · · Score: 1

    ... which is why there's usually a Philip Glass CD playing in my machine.

  213. Re:It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations he by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
    Actually it's not true that 4 bytes are generated each 5 seconds, it's much more than that. From the paper:
    Just because the original paper says 4 bytes every 12ms doesn't mean that's what Google are going to use. The Technology Review article says 4 bytes every second.
  214. Balance your optimism and pesimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Responses here are standard: lots going defensive against "favorites" like google, mac...etc and bashing at other "criminals" like Microsoft. I still wonder why no one is thinking that one day google could be more "dangerous" than MS. Time will tell... Yes, I agree to the Star trek's Norman story

  215. Not Evil? by infidel13 · · Score: 1

    How long before we finally admit that Google is just as evil as any other multi-billion dollar technology/media company? Their products and services have become more and more invasive (all in the name of targetted advertising) as time has gone on, and it seems as if the mission statement of the company is slowly changing to something more on the lines of "Don't miss any valuable data." And on a completely unrelated side note, has anyone read Feed lately?

    --
    quia potentia mens mentis
  216. dont be evil use a search proxy by talledega500 · · Score: 1
  217. Re:It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations he by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    The paper is from Google Research! I haven't seen anything from google stating 4 bytes every second (and the fact that another newspaper says 4 bytes every FIVE seconds just shows how well newspapers are telling the news).

    --

    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  218. Re:Actually... [Wrong, wrong...] by The+Benefactor · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah! one of the finest books ever written. People do talk about "1984", "Brave New World", etc but "We" never seems to get a look in, which is a great shame.

    --
    To err is human, to arr is pirate.
  219. 3 words: sexually mutilated child by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    i believe it is http://www.sexualmutilatedchild.org/ .... After reading it, I changed my mind on my beliefs.

    --
    -Clio
    Karma: Bad (mostly from not giving a fuck)
    Blog: http://clintjcl.wordpress.com
  220. Re:It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations he by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

    You're right, I didn't notice that the co-authors are from Google Research, or that Fink is at Google over the summer. That still doesn't mean that the software they are building is exactly the same as what is described in the paper though. The paper also should give you some confidence that the sampling is not reversable.

  221. Feedback/loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Register article talks about Google eventually offering up targeted TV ads
    based on what it hears on your microphone. So if you're at your computer with
    the TV on, you might start getting ads about those ads?? (what about computer
    pop-up ads with sound - infinite loop?!)

  222. Re:It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations he by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    Yep, I'm not immediately buying into any paranoia about this. I just meant that for people who are not willing to trust Google, the amount of traffic being sent could perfectly be a transmission of the audio received on the microphone.

    In any case, I don't like the idea of a program constantly uploading 0.32 KB/s on my internet connection... Especially if I get no benefit from it.

    --

    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  223. Re:It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations he by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

    That bandwidth requirement rang alarm bells with me too. It's not the end of the world but it's a noticeable volume (1MB per hour), and that's not including whatever they push down in response. Wouldn't be at all workable with a dialup connection.

  224. Re:It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations he by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    It's also 0.8 GB per month, which isn't a negligible fraction of my monthly traffic cap (24 GB, I'm at a student's dorm).

    --

    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  225. For the record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the full story is that he signed up at 999844:
    http://slashdot.org/~rcpeterson

    Around 150 fake signup were recorded three users later:
    http://slashdot.org/search.pl?op=users&start=98384 5

    Then much to his surprise, he got 1000000 out of the blue. Imagine that. "I decided to register last night", he says. What an understatement!

    Looks like he got bored of being 1000000 real fast:
    http://slashdot.org/~richardcpeterson/

  226. 1000000 GET by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    This is an awesome GET.

    --
    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON