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  1. Re:Uh-huh. on Embedding Ads In MP3s? · · Score: 2

    True, but what I predict will happen next is that people will start redistributing the "ad-free" versions.

    Brittany Spears - Music For Horny Old Men.mp3
    Brittany Spears - Music For Horny Old Men[nospam].mp3

    Even Joe Moron knows which one he should dub'l-clik on.

  2. Re:Girls Release 2.0 on Download The Human Genome · · Score: 1

    Damn, where are my moderation points when I need them... :)

  3. So what if the FBI "shuts the internet down"? on Earthlink Refuses To Install Carnivore · · Score: 2

    That would effectively throw North America back into the information Stone Age, and the mantle of technical leadership would be picked up by more advanced countries like Botswana, Kyrgizstan, and Paraguay.

  4. Uh-huh. on Embedding Ads In MP3s? · · Score: 2

    The first day after this comes out, there will be a utility to rip the ads out.

  5. Re:Oh-oh... GPL restrictions... on Download The Human Genome · · Score: 2

    And that modifies your genome?

    Holy Shit! No wonder my grades have been dropping! I need to start dating smarter girls!

    ...and girls with smaller breasts.

  6. Re:Oh-oh... GPL restrictions... on Download The Human Genome · · Score: 2

    but I prefer to modify my genome...er...differently.

    Sunbathing?

  7. Re:No need to GPL, it's public domain on Download The Human Genome · · Score: 2

    Actually, I hear some biotech companies have acquired the rights to some of the "more interesting" genetic material in places like S. America in exchange for a new family cow or somesuch. I can't recall where I read this, but I ask that you believe me anyway.

  8. Nah. on NRC Recommends NASA Galileo Crash · · Score: 2

    Thay just don't want the Jupiterian to get his hands on our technology.

  9. Finally, a legacy! on Clinton's First Internet Address To The Nation · · Score: 1

    I guess ol' Bill can now be remembered as some sort of pioneer, rather than just an American Caligula.

  10. Gee, who's surprised? on Tech Industry Warns Of Memory / LCD Shortage · · Score: 2

    Anyone here who remembers the original DRAM drought of the mid-80's?

    I can't recall if the fact that virtually all US companies stopped making DRAMs was the cause of the shortage or the direct result.

    Even today, only Micron still makes DRAM chips stateside. (Did they ever open that Idaho facility?)

  11. Re:How ingenious on Microsoft Announces .net · · Score: 1

    Woops.@@That should be "nigh" as in "nigh-invincible".

  12. Re:How ingenious on Microsoft Announces .net · · Score: 2

    Yes, licensing is always a concern. Speaking as someone who has dealt with Microsoft in a business setting for night 5 years however, I must say I have never seen MS do anything that would even remotely undercut:

    a) their yearly license-fee harvest, or
    b) the desktop (viz: windows).

    .net, Thin clients, Terminal Servers, Java, whatever. They make interesting month-to-month copy for ZD, but those "ground floor" adopters always get burned in the end when MS realizes it no longer has to pay lip service to them to appear "with it". Savvy managers know this, and wont want to touch it with a 10-meter cattle prod until most of their business partners are already using it. Read: it simply will never get off the ground, even if it is Microsoft.

  13. Re:.net is not the NC on Microsoft Announces .net · · Score: 3

    Whatever. In that case, they've re-implemented either

    -That stupid little "Briefcase" feature that everyone deletes
    -Palm HotSync
    -CVS


    or:

    X10
    NUMA
    JINI
    NDS

    In any case, you're right. All of this has been done before.

  14. Defeats. on Douglas Adams Answers (Finally) · · Score: 2
    We celebrate our defeats and our withdrawals...


    I appreciate this insight. Henceforth I shall no longer be puzzled as to why there are absolutely no likeable characters in "Are You Being Served?".

  15. G3 eh. on Power Up That iMac · · Score: 2

    With one o' them, those lil' gumdrops would certainly need some cooling, wouldn't they.

    So much for fanless Imacs.

  16. Funny... on U.S. Lags Behind Europe In Online Privacy · · Score: 2

    I saw a program on PBS not 5 minutes ago where a Symantec spokesperson was saying that online privace is really basically the responsibility of the users :)

    ...Oh, and we just happen to have a product for that...

  17. Remember the Solaris/HPUX "ports" on Microsoft Office On OSX, *BSD, *nix? · · Score: 2

    Does anybody remember IE4 for Solaris and HPUX? (Slogan: "Microsoft brings the internet to Unix!")

    MS essentially ported the entire Windows API, and had IE4 running under emulation. On an Ultra 2 it would consume a full 2/3 of the system resources, and then proceed to leak memory from there.

    If they don't do better than that this time, I say don't bother trying to make it work under BSD :)

  18. Re:probably no liability on When Background Checks Go Wrong... · · Score: 1

    Ever hear of plea-bargaining? They'll let you waive any right you like :)

  19. How to complain... on When Background Checks Go Wrong... · · Score: 5

    She needs to go to Central Services and fill out a 27B/6.

  20. Re:When will they get it? on Napster Wars · · Score: 1

    Napster makes money??

    How?

  21. Have *Napster* remove? on Napster Wars · · Score: 2

    That should be simple. Napster doesn't have any major-label songs on Napster.

    I might, but Napster doesn't :)

  22. Re:Story... on Taking On A Spammer · · Score: 1

    True. I have a friend who has permanently put about 40 or so spammers out of business.

    He runs a small ISP and uses his work time to track down about 2 spammers per month.

  23. Re:this is a trademark issue on Fuji TV Shuts Down Iron Chef Fansites · · Score: 2

    For that matter, can anyone tell me since when the jurisdiction of Japanese IP law extends to sites within the US?

  24. Natural Capital? on Natural Capitalism · · Score: 1

    Boy, if I'd put all my money in coyotes back in the 60's, I'd be a rich man today!

  25. Re:Zero Originality on The Next Generation of ILOVEYOU:The Porn Worm · · Score: 1

    If you're going to write a virus, it'd be best not to have a fixed target like a website that angry sysadmins and feds can use to start tracking you down.