Plants 'Recognize' Their Siblings
An anonymous reader writes to tell us that according to a recent study, Biologists have found that plants are able to recognize their own relatives. "Researchers at McMaster University have found that plants get fiercely competitive when forced to share their pot with strangers of the same species, but they're accommodating when potted with their siblings. [...] Though they lack cognition and memory, the study shows plants are capable of complex social behaviours such as altruism towards relatives, says Dudley. Like humans, the most interesting behaviours occur beneath the surface."
Maybe they can't recognize siblings at all. Maybe the genetics are close enough so that the plant can not distinguish its own root from that of its siblings.
Just a thought.
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I too become fiercely competitive when forced to share my pot with strangers
Researchers at McMaster University have found that plants get fiercely competitive when forced to share their pot with strangers of the same species
I hear that the students at Mac exhibit similar behaviour...
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Dudley said "Though they lack cognition and memory, the study shows plants are capable of complex social behaviours such as altruism towards relatives"
Why should anyone believe your statement that they lack cognition and memory?
They *hate* it when you do that!
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The article quotes Susan Dudley, associate professor of biology at McMaster University in Hamilton, Canada, as saying plants lack cognition and memory. Has this been definitively demonstrated? I seem to remember experiments 20, 30 years ago that suggested this might be untrue.
This is certainly consistent with the selfish-gene explanation for selfless behaviour: there is an evolutionary advantage, from the perspective of the genes, to co-operating with your siblings because your siblings also bear some of your genes.
This is the same reason hy such "nepotism" exists elsewhere in biology; there's no reason why one would expect plants to be any different, though I imagine the problem of recognizing your siblings is somewhat harder.
"plants get fiercely competitive when forced to share their pot with strangers of the same species".
I know I get annoyed when forced to share my pot.
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Complex? I'm pretty sure that could be defined as the most simple social behavor possible.
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Now I'll have to start fooling the plants to think I'm related to them whenever I want my apples to grow larger.
*ducks from the apple thrown at me by my apple tree that read this comment*
So, does this mean PETA will fuck off and die now?
Great, now we'll have the extreme left nut jobs chaining themselves to plants and committing vegetable rights terrorism in their war to save plants from the evils of corporations, America and that most loathsome enemy of all, worthy of destruction for the good of plants and animals alike, humanity!!!
Though they lack cognition and memory, the study shows plants are capable of complex social behaviours such as altruism towards relatives, says Dudley.
Nonsense, the study showed that plants grow aggressively when they encounter foreign root systems. It is probably to the plant's advantage to increase its root growth rate in an environment when it might be crowded out by other plants. Identifying a mechanism which allows plants to respond to their environment is interesting but it is in no way a "social behaviour."
My white blood cell count increases when I'm exposed to disease. I suppose that means my cells are capable of complex social behavior such as territorial aggression?
That, or we're all reading way too much into this :-)
Hey, at least they're only sharing it with their own species :-)
"Researchers at McMaster University have found that plants get fiercely competitive when forced to share their pot with strangers of the same species, but they're accommodating when potted with their siblings"
Ya right. I suggest they stop smoking the plants they are studying.
I for one hail our new botanical overlords. Long live Emperor Ficus!...(and his mother and siblings too)
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Seems to me this is the same as how one is more likely to achieve compatibility or lower rejection-rates with closer relatives in terms of organ-transplants, etc
They don't recognise "relatives," they just see material that is close enough to not be considered an intruder.
It doesn't quite work the same with people, as "relatives" or "siblings" can in fact be imported (re-marriage) or separated (divorce, adoption) and thus unrecognized.
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Plants have feelings, huh?
Fuck off you fucking stupid cocksmoking fucking assholes for even posting this.
What is a plants sibling? A clone? You mean the same exact genetic material?
Of course a plant doesnt attack its own root system.
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Disclaimer : I'm not a plant biologist. I'm a physical biochemist.
The process of biochemically detecting neighboring organisms is not new. Bacteria use quorum sensing biochemical pathways to "communicate" various things about environment such as population density -- molecules are exchanged and recognized in the extracellular environment.
What is interesting here is that presummably there are different signals for siblings and non-siblings. A more interesting result, in my opinion, would be to find the biochemical connection to this selective quorum sensing. The answer could be complicated : it could include libraries of biochemicals (in varying concentrations) and differences in bacterial flora between plants.
I had the same thought (reading way too much into this). Perhaps roots of related plants are toxic to each other and that's why the roots don't spread. Roots of unrelated plants are not toxic to each other. This could be an evolutionary adaptation that encourages cross-breeding of unrelated plants.
Regardless, there are a number of possible reasons for the effect.
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I doubt that the plants "sense" the other plants around them to such a high-level degree. It is more likely that one root encounters another root of such similarity (sibling plant) that it is no different than if it had encountered another root from the plant it is from.
There is no "altruism"... plants just inheritantly grow so that thay don't ingrow themselves.
Vegans are starving in droves after learning that plants have human altruism.
Sounds like a win-win to me.
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What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
So what do they do when sharing a pot with their mother-in-law?
...get fiercely competitive when forced to share their pot with strangers of the same species, but they're accommodating when potted with their siblings. [...]
So they don't mind sharing their pot with siblings, but get hostile when they have to share thier pot with strangers of the same species?
I know how they feel.
Wait..what are we talking about? Plants? OH..That kind of pot...I thought you meant....nevermind.
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This is great news for Robert Plant.... oh, sorry wrong plant.
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When pollen from another plant arrives to stigma, some plants can find out whether the pollen grain is their own or belongs to another genetically distinct plant (of the same species). The pollen grain carries a certain protein on its coat, the type of which is determined by the parent ("father") of the pollen grain. Now, if the protein on the pollen is the same as the one the "mother" plant produces (it means that they are close relatives), it does not allow the pollen grain to fertilize the egg.
Basically, it proves that there is a way for a plant to distinguish between self (maybe close relative?) and more distantly related ones.
If my plants ever started treating their siblings the way my kids do, they'd get a good smacking.
I'd guess that the symbiotic bacteria and fungi in and around the roots are similar or dissimilar, and that's the basis upon which the plants appear to discriminate.
TFA sez : "Though they lack cognition and memory,"
Yet they go on to use many terms in the article that refer to behaviors (including that word itself) that imply intention, something plants are not capable of. Sort of turns the quoted sentence fragment into a contradicted disclaimer.
There are perfectly good terms from ecological and genetic biology that can be used. There's no need to try to dress it up with inapplicable psychological terms. It doesn't clarify anything, and it looks goofy.
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Plants are just rude....not sharing their pot. Puff puff pass.
Maybe plants have good family values?
Don't even mention that plants can feel pain. What are the vegans going to eat?
I have read the articles written making this claim, and examined the evidence presented. It is not even remotely compelling.
The whole of the argument was this:
1) Things that respond to injury feel pain.
2) Plants respond to injury.
3) Therefore plants feel pain.
Premise 1 has been experimentally disproven. There are many tissues in the body which humans do not feel and that heal when injured. There are cases of humans born with malformed nervous systems such that they cannot feel pain, and yet their limbs heal. Surgical removal of parts of the nervous system was performed on some animals, and their tissues healed just fine afterwords. The ability to respond to injury is not a sufficient condition of the ability to feel pain.
Furthermore, "feeling pain" is defined in terms of a chain of events within a central nervous system. Plants don't have one.
The whole concept seems to have came around just to piss off a bunch of vegetarians and try to provide some weird moral justification for eating meat (as if a moral justification was needed). The implied argument was to the effect of: if plants feel pain, and it is okay to eat them, then it is okay to eat anything that feels pain (ever heard of a "dicto simplicter" fallacy?).
So, in sum, the best biological information we have to date clearly indicates that plants do not feel pain (but they do respond to injury).
Vampires. They can eat vampires, right?
are the plants in the pot or having pot? shit of a bull !
This is a perfect example of the difference between psychological altruism (what we normally think of as "altruism", as describes a sort behavior) and evolutionary altruism (which is a precise technical term in biology which describes a property of heritable traits, not behavior).
Psychological altruism is performing behavior which requires for motivation only the benefit (however broadly you are to construe benefit) of a person other than the one performing the action. So, if I'm inclined to do something nice for you, even if I don't get anything out of it, then I am an altruistic person, and such nice things are altruistic behavior.
Evolutionary altruism is having heritable traits which increase the reproductive fitness of others without increasing the reproductive fitness of the individual who has that trait. Sterility is evolutionarily altruistic (in social animals at least), and yet clearly not psychologically altruistic (you don't choose what genes you're born with).
These plants are evolutionarily altruistic. They are not psychologically altruistic, because they have no psychological traits at all.
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So - the observed effect is consistent with altruistic feelings between siblings?
Well hey - it is also consistent with the 'mother' plant wishing to molest her 'child' plants. Maybe she is unable to act on it, being a plant, but she wants to keep her kids close.
It is thus proven by the scientific method (she is a scientist) that plants are not altruistic, they are rather sadistic and egoistic.
it was funnier to see the people correct me. fucking nerds.
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This article doesn't make the distinction between plant growth and plant reproduction. The article makes it sound like plants almost always grow and reproduce around genetically similar specimens, when in nature this doesn't always happen. Many plant species have chemical blocks which prevent pollen from fertilizing ovules within plants which are too genetically alike. When you think about it, it makes sense because genetic diversity would be devastated if genetically similar plants always reproduced with one another.
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Using cruciferous catkin bearing plants in a pot they make several claims:
1) Siblings tend to not compete as strongly as similar non-related but same species.
Comment:How non-related? From plants from a different sand dune area? Or plants nearby but evidently not related? How did they decide that the plants are competing less against non- siblings?
2)"but they're accommodating when potted with their siblings." How did they determine that the plants were accommodating? Did it mean that most of the plants in the same pot were all sturdy and strong?
So as several controls they have plant family A all in one pot, family B All in one pot and in the third pot a mixture of both family A and B together.
He said *hughn hughn ha* "Pot" *hughn hughn ha* like over an over *juh hahahahah*!
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First at all the hybrid 50/50 and 90/10 are STRAWMEN. There is not such a things existing. Inventing scenario like that does not help your argument AT ALL. Constructing strawmen always show that you have a weak basis and try to artificially increase it. This should not be modded insightful for this reason. Now if you had limited yourself to the lsit below this would have been insightful.
So now your list is :
1* Would you eat husbandery animals ?
2* Would you eat pet ?
3* Would you eat cousin-animal related to human
4* would you eat human ?
1,2,3 is for me a no brainer. Those are animals. I am omnivore. Conclusion : bring me the salt, this meat need a bit more taste. Now with a bit more honesty there is also a cultural and taste effect. Rabbit are pet to some people same for horse. I consider both being food. Same for dog. I would have far more difficulty to eat cat, but for the rest.... Please also realize that you thougth to be clever with the dog/cat mention, but you have to understand that even if in some culture those are called pet, in some other culture they might be called food. Same for chimpanzee , and other human cousin : they are in some culture food.
So in reality we can even ab-absurdo reduce your lsit to * animals which are human
* human.
But since I think you took it from the western cultural Point of view I kept it as above.
Now for the sheep-on-two-leg, or thinking meat. Yes if I am hungry enough (read : starving on the verge of death) then I would eat human meat. I would rather become cannibal than die. Cannibalism might be only for a short period up to the point where I am not in such dire situation anymore. DEATH is for ever. But your mileage may vary.
But culturaly we do not eat two legged sheep meat for various reason. So this would be an answer no for various reason.
But as you read this is more a cultural reason than any other moral reason of violence against animal or what not. Food is food. Fine for you to have a high moral ground and decide not to eat what is mobile on its own and can walk/run/swim/crawl/fly. But the moment you start judging other because of their perfectly NORMAL food choice (read : we are omnivore for pity's sake) is the moment you make yourself "religious".
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Point 1 up to 3 are OK, point 4 I will not judge I do not know if it is possible or not after all this is a form of veganism, and if the amino acid, carbonhydrate, fat is ok then why not. But point 5 and 6 are complet woo , nutty. NOBODY can live on water or light alone. I am even surprised you did not mention breatharian which are complete utter stupidity. Pure woo. In case you did not know all breatharian which were tested (by randi for example), either the medical team had to break off the test due to organ failure (read : starvation) or they were caught sneaking out for a nighty burger. NOBODY can live very long without protein and carbonhydrate input.
But then again you mention spirituality in conjunction with food intake, which is definitively not related. You can be very spiritual/philosophical and eat meat every day, and be a down the earth idiot vega.
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So like... if I eat baby tomato in front of papa tomato, it's gonna get angry?
I think the main point here, that some people seem to be missing further on down the list, is that we are not talking "Hey! You're my sister!" type recognition, but instead the sort of recognition your body (hopefully) makes when you have an organ transplant.
The plant cells are most likely making a comparison of surface marker proteins and structures to determine how similar another cell is to itself. If the cell is recognized, even if it comes from another plant, the cell will not compete against it, and instead may consider it the same as if it were simply another root of the same plant.
As someone (sorry for not quoting!!!) pointed out below, animals select a mate that carries a different concoction of surface markers, essentially trying to increase genetic diversity. The point here is not that the plant is selecting for a similar mate (and indeed, in many cases, is not actually capable of selecting a mate (aside from itself)) but that it can recognize a marked cell from a sibling as being close enough to not compete against.
That's the cool bit, and that's science.
I don't understand the need for anthropomorphizing this at all. We are talking about a biologic method at the cellular level for a plant that is a close analogue to what we see in animals. The similarity is striking and quite interesting, but there is no need to read into intelligence or actual "thinking" by plants. When the research for that comes in, we'll all know.
And now, the obligatory...*ahem*...I, for one, welcome our new sibling recognizing plant overlords.
When harvesting, keep the seeds from individual plants isolated from one another. Then when you replant, be sure to minimize genetic variability within each container by only planting seeds from one parent plant. When your sibling plants recognize their sisters they'll put less energy into competitive behavior intended to screw neighbors out of water and light, such as excessive rooting, excessive leaf production, and rapid vertical growth. Instead you'll get these short, stubby mellow plants with big buds.
Back in the seventies there was an experiment whereby a plant was attached to a lie detector type device to measure various parameters. In another room, a researcher dropped live prawns in to boiling water. Each time a prawn died, the plant's readings showed a blip. They concluded that the plant could somehow detect the pain even though the even occurred in a different room. I read about this is the book Supernature by Lyall Watson if anyone wants to know more.
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I don't eat what I wouldn't feel comfortable killing myself. This excludes my pets (but possibly not yours), humans, and lots of endangered species (I don't eat cod and eel anymore for instance). Pigs, cows, horses, sheep, chicken, mussels, the occasional dolphin, small primates: all fair game.
I don't think its possible to sit through "The Secret Life of Plants" and not wonder just a little?
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This is a documentary from the 70s (with a wicked Stevie Wonder soundtrack) that slow-mo'd plants as they did their daily business. Totally psychedelic for its time, and even now a comfortingly bizarre look at our green friends.
In the context of the TFA I can honestly say this documentary is another strong indication that not all plants are emotional vegatables (figuratively speaking).
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Now that plants have feelings, what are all the hippies (vegans, vegetarians) going to eat. OH NO, what will they smoke.
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That was my first thought, but these scientists have surely thought of the possibility. Looking at the abstract of the article, I think the interesting part is that the plants can differentiate kin from strangers at all, whatever the mechanism. What I mean is, even if what's happening is that they can't differentiate kin from themselves, it's still interesting that they can differentiate kin from strangers.
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"If the definition of anthropomorphic means having human form or attributes, how do we know that any particularly attribute is solely human?"
You have significantly changed the definition by including that word. It does not belong there, and moots your point when removed.
"In other words, if I say the cat is 'afraid', in a scientific context, and you say to me, "Don't anthropomorphise that cat", how do we know that particular attribute ( the feeling of fear ) belongs solely to humans?"
No one with any understanding of the science involved would say that. You are making up new definitions to toss your philosophical musings against. And you used the word "solely" again when it is not part of the definition.
I appreciate that you like sounding philosophically advanced, but making up new definitions and being ignorant of the concept you're actually discussing makes you sound kind of stupid.
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My guess is that any botanist worth their salt is going to look at this and shrug. Truth is it really isn't news. It was known 25 years ago that you could inject a plant with a substance and it would show up in its neighbors in time, even if they were different species.
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I willl try to keep this short. If you take a seed and plant it in perfectly sterile soil, say after autoclaving it, and take another of the same seed and plant it in the same unautoclaved soil the plant in the autoclaved soil does worse. As far as the common perception goes that makes no sense, same seed, same nutrients, same conditions - but different growth. So what gives? The difference is this - Mycorrhiza In short, most plant roots aren't that great at pulling minerals out so they have a symbiotic fungus do it for them, then hand back complex sugars and other stuff to the fungus. Some plants are so adapted that by themselves they *cant* live without the symbiote. It it said that up to 95% of ALL plants have this relationship.
So?
Well, if you are the fungus you are indiscriminate with who you work with (last I knew there weren't that many species of mycorrhiza fungi - but it has been a long time since I worked in Dr Charvat's lab) so bonding with all your neighbors wouldnt be a bad idea. So now there is a pathway, we understand what it is, all we have to do is figure out the signal process. That I have no clue about - but if I had to guess - I would say that as a symbiote the fungus knows not to try to take too much from the plant, and if they are siblings it may not be able to discriminate between them there by giving less and taking less, and consequently helping less. From the outside it would look like less growth (because they weren't getting what they need). While the other situation might just be normal growth, though in comparison it would look aggressive. Or if it *is* more growth compared to a lone plant, it might be that the bigger fungi is able to provide more nutrients to both hosts, making them grow more then they would alone.
Meh - my two cents
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I agree that it's kind of silly to apply emotional or social connotations such as altruism to a simple biological response. If a patients body rejects a stranger's kidney but accepts a sibling's, it isn't being altruistic and it's not recognition of kin of any social level, it's just a biological response.
I NEVER shared my pot with my sister, big stupidhead.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
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