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Man Uses Remote Logon To Help Find Laptop Thief

After his computer was stolen, Jose Caceres used a remote access program to log on every day and watch it being used. The laptop was stolen on Sept. 4, when he left it on top of his car while carrying other things into his home. "It was kind of frustrating because he was mostly using it to watch porn," Caceres said. "I couldn't get any information about him." Last week the thief messed up and registered on a web site with his name and address. Jose alerted the police, who arrested a suspect a few hours later. The moral of the story: never go to a porn site where you have to register.

251 comments

  1. Makes sense by Kr4u53 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What else would someone use a stolen laptop for?

    1. Re:Makes sense by dexmachina · · Score: 5, Funny

      What else would someone use a laptop for, period?

    2. Re:Makes sense by arrenlex · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Whacking the guy you stole it from over the head with it to stop him being a crybaby about it.

    3. Re:Makes sense by William+Robinson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Note to self: Remove remote access after stealing laptop!!!!

    4. Re:Makes sense by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

      What else would someone use a laptop for, period?

      Laptops get in the way...

    5. Re:Makes sense by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If not reformat completely.

    6. Re:Makes sense by Worthless_Comments · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What else would someone use a computer for, period?

    7. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Note to self: Post Anonymously when detailing sinister plans!!!!

    8. Re:Makes sense by paulhar · · Score: 1
    9. Re:Makes sense by laejoh · · Score: 0

      For watching p0rn of girls with their period?

    10. Re:Makes sense by negRo_slim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Laptops get in the way...

      Yes but the thermal stimulation is well worth it on a cold winter's eve as you watch your favorite bukkake vid by the light of an open fire.

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    11. Re:Makes sense by rugatero · · Score: 5, Funny

      Someone's dreaming of a white Christmas....

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    12. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes but the thermal stimulation is well worth it on a cold winter's eve as you watch your favorite bukkake vid by the light of an open fire.

      ...I can't believe you got modded insightful for that.

    13. Re:Makes sense by Twyst3d · · Score: 1

      Note to Self: Add password to BIOS, watch laptop become next to useless for thief. Report to insurance. Get free upgrade.

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    14. Re:Makes sense by wisty · · Score: 1

      Only after they wipe the keys, and remove the pubes from the stolen laptop. Ugh.

    15. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to self: Pop CMOS battery to clear password.

    16. Re:Makes sense by goonsquizzle · · Score: 1

      "It was kind of frustrating because he was mostly using it to watch porn,"

      I hope Jose wiped down the laptop with anti-bacterial wipes after he got it back.

    17. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Low-level format...got kill the steath agents.

    18. Re:Makes sense by Abreu · · Score: 1

      ...I can't believe you got modded insightful for that.

      I can.

      This is Idle, after all

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    19. Re:Makes sense by srk2040 · · Score: 0

      Does anyone know which remote access software the guy was using? I thought you need to know the IP address of the remote pc to get it accessed. If he knew the IP why even bother to go look in the pc, just give the IP to police.

    20. Re:Makes sense by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      Just don't let the battery catch fire. You'll miss out on your happy ending that way...

    21. Re:Makes sense by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      If you reformat, you might miss out on all the personally identifyable information that might be on it. Keep the network disabled till you find all the credit card numbers, then format the laptop and sell it on ebay. No, I haven't thought about this much...

    22. Re:Makes sense by jargoone · · Score: 1

      LOL. Do an eBay search for "BIOS password".

    23. Re:Makes sense by mcbutterbuns · · Score: 1

      I was wondering if the laptop might have had a webcam built into it but after reading your comment, I'm not sure I'd want to get a picture of the perp.

    24. Re:Makes sense by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tablet computers are better. They leave a hand free...

    25. Re:Makes sense by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      Uh modern notebooks don't have a simple button battery TO pop, plus most notebooks also store the password in non-volatile flash RAM so that wouldn't do you any good if you could do it.

    26. Re:Makes sense by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      He had something on the machine that phoned home with the current IP, I am sure. Plus, if you give the IP to the police there are a lot of hoops they have to jump through to do anything with it, and given the way the police work today, it would probably just die in paperwork. I think the guy addressed the problem nicely. Did the sleuth work that there is NO way the police would have done himself.

  2. The moral of the story by Korbeau · · Score: 5, Informative

    Never leave your laptop on top of your car when carrying other things home!

    What, did you think this thing was portable?

    1. Re:The moral of the story by icj · · Score: 0

      OR: Dont steal laptops no matter how easy it may be. Its still against the law.

    2. Re:The moral of the story by Korbeau · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I hate being modded Insightful on Idle ;) Gives me bad Karma.. at least I live in Katmandu.

    3. Re:The moral of the story by Sobrique · · Score: 0, Troll
      I don't know. I mean, the -average- laptop user really doesn't deserve to own a computer. Really they don't. They've no idea how it works, and are doing all kinds of monkey-poo-flinging with it.

      Maybe they're even just chucking it around, or leaving it on top of their car.

      When someone actively doesn't deserve to own a computer, is it not a public service to steal it from them?

    4. Re:The moral of the story by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Never leave your laptop on top of your car when carrying other things home!

      Never plug in a laptop, or a usb memory stick, that you just found lying somewhere in a parking lot (or on top of some car). Aside from the normal legal risks of taking something that is not yours. A perv could be watching your every move. Your identity could get stolen the next time you buy something online. And last, but not least, you could be unwittingly letting a known trojan getting inside your home-network (or your work-network -- making you a serious security-breach for your employer -- and the potential fall guy for anything that trojan decides to do on it).

    5. Re:The moral of the story by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Your address would be?

    6. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is stealing music and movies!

  3. Pft by inKubus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talk about getting caught with your dick in your hand...

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    1. Re:Pft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If laptop had a webcam, it could have literally been true.

      Nothing like learning your lesson for thieving with a little jail time and pictures you masturbating on the 'in-na-net'!

    2. Re:Pft by operagost · · Score: 1

      I hope this laptop doesn't have a webcam. Yeewww.

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    3. Re:Pft by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Talk about getting caught with your dick in your hand...

      Somehow I don't think a dick in the hand is worth two in the bush.

      - RG>

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  4. What remote access technology? by Max_W · · Score: 5, Interesting
    How could be this done? How could he connect to his laptop without knowing the IP address?

    I use remote access, but I have to type in the IP address to connect. How could he knew the I address?

    I read this story several times but nowhere the software name is mentioned.

    1. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      He was probably running a dynamic DNS client.

    2. Re:What remote access technology? by primefalcon · · Score: 1

      hmmm interesting that the idiot didn't format it either or at least disable the guys account

    3. Re:What remote access technology? by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      Maybe he has the thing using a dynamic dns service.

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    4. Re:What remote access technology? by jswigart · · Score: 5, Informative

      Prob running something like dyndns or something that would automatically notify the server of the ip address when online, so he simply had to use his registered dyndns name.

    5. Re:What remote access technology? by porkUpine · · Score: 1

      I'm with you.. "Remote Access Software" means nothing to me... Does any one have any specifics?

    6. Re:What remote access technology? by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 1, Interesting

      H to the A to da M to de A to uh um for the C H I.

      The Buri is the Japanese Yellow tail.
      A fine sushi.

    7. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, your average laptop thief doesn't have an IT background.

    8. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not slashvertisement, but just use gotomypc. You dont need an ip address. Everytime the server machine gets up it registers with the gotomypc server and you can log in to it.

    9. Re:What remote access technology? by frost506 · · Score: 1

      Max_W Try www.logmein.com that might do it for you.

    10. Re:What remote access technology? by mbeans · · Score: 1

      I've used that at work, it's really nice if you need to be able to log in from any random internet-connected pc.

      However, if you don't need that, I'd suggest you save your money and just use dyndns + ssh tunnel + rdp/vnc.

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    11. Re:What remote access technology? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Sure they do, or they know someone who does, it's just that those thieves never get caught... It's only the extremely incompetent ones, as described in this story who get caught... It sounds like he was just an opportunist who found an easy target.

      Any slightly more competent thief will research the crime he intends to commit, like a car thief will look into how to gain access to the types of car he wants to target, how to disable any alarm or immobiliser, how to bypass the radio code etc.

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    12. Re:What remote access technology? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      If he used a dynamic DNS and had a task or cron job to update the DNS entry with every change in IP, it would have been simple.

      LK

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    13. Re:What remote access technology? by Schemat1c · · Score: 4, Informative

      How could be this done? How could he connect to his laptop without knowing the IP address?

      One word, DynDNS.

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    14. Re:What remote access technology? by Spad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Several remote access apps have an option to notify via email when your IP address changes.

    15. Re:What remote access technology? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      How could be this done? How could he connect to his laptop without knowing the IP address?

      Odds are pretty good we're talking about a dynamic dns client. I know I install one on laptops for the purpose of remote login.

      Even if not a dynamic DNS client, then the gent might have his e-mail being checked on his own domain. If not his own, then he "could" get this information from his mail provider. There is so much software being run the demands updates it's impossible to tell from the story how the person was able to narrow down the IP address.

      But regardless once you narrow down which ISP the thief was using, one could easily scan the netblock for all addressing running a given service. Even for something like port 23, often you can narrow it down to a few machines.

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    16. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern remote software doesn't need you to input the IP address. I work in a company that develops remote software and you only need to log in with your username and password, and as long as the service is active you'll be able to log in, no matter if that computer is using dynamic IP, is behind a proxy, NAT, etc...
      Just check www.ntrglobal.com (and now that I'm advertising my company, try www.ntrconnect.com, it's free for 2 computers without time limit)

    17. Re:What remote access technology? by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      I use GTMPC for troubleshooting my wife's personal machine while she's away on business - helps with all the weird firewalls, etc.

      Anyway, unless this guy was worse than a complete idiot (which he was already proven to qualify as), GTMPC wouldn't help due to the fact that it displays an alert saying that someone is connected - just like Dameware...

    18. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The term IP address tends to confuse the non-techy types, so most business remote access solutions work by having the remote machine register itself with a central server, usually managed by the remote access solution vendor. The client software then connects to this central server, provides the required account details, and asks "where is my remote computer today"?

      Citrix's GoToMyPC is one of the more popular solutions using this method. I think UltraVNC also supports something similar, although primarily as a technique to get around a NAT/firewall at the remote end.

    19. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GoToMyPC or Logmein are two of the main ones.

      You put a client on your computer which connects to the providers web server when connected to the internet, getting around the unknown IP and NAT issues.

    20. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check out www.logmein.com. free service where there is a remote client installed on the machine that allows you to log in anywhere in the world without having to know the IP address. Point: You dont have to know the IP address to get into your machine.

    21. Re:What remote access technology? by BlueNovember · · Score: 1

      I use the free dyndns service. App runs on startup/in background and updates IP to their servers. A free domain they provide (username.some-provided-domain.com) then resolves to your computer's current ip (or the ip of the router it is connecting through, anyway)

      http://www.dyndns.com/services/dns/dyndns/

      I imagine if the thief didn't format the laptop this is what happened.

    22. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How could he knew the I address?

      THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

    23. Re:What remote access technology? by hexed_2050 · · Score: 1

      Probably GoToMyComputer.

      GoToMyComputer creates an outgoing connection to the GoToMyComputer server. When you want to log in, you log on to the central GoToMyComputer server and click connect. The server contacts the laptop and logs you in.

      This bypasses the need to know the IP personally since the laptop creates the outgoing connection to the central server. This also bypasses 99% of all home firewalls since an outgoing connection session is established, enabling the session and allowing for data to pass in both directions.

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    24. Re:What remote access technology? by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      LogMeIn.

      Hands down the best zero-config remote access software ever. Works through all sorts of NAT and firewalls, is free as in beer, and very easy to use.

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    25. Re:What remote access technology? by sBox · · Score: 1

      How could be this done? How could he connect to his laptop without knowing the IP address?

      One word, DynDNS.

      Beyond using the obvious, there are services that allow viewing for support, for instance. Here's how it works: Computer boots, service is started that opens a connection to the remote assistance server. Remote user browses to the remote assistance site and logs in. Remote user can view/use the comptuer remotely through a normal browser. logmein.com has a free version of their paid service that allows you to do just that. I'm sure that gotomypc and others have the same thing.

    26. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could have been using a service like GoToMyPC or Logmein.

      They connect back to they're servers so it doesn't matter if the IP changes. They even work through firewalls and NAT routers because it's always an outgoing connection.

    27. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could possibly have been LogMein (http://www.logmein.com).

      They provide a web interface based remote desktop control client. Their servers handle all client updates and changes so you never have to worry about knowing the IPs of the machines added to your account.

    28. Re:What remote access technology? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      One word, DynDNS.

      That's not really a word.

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    29. Re:What remote access technology? by Nicros · · Score: 1

      Also, what 'remote access' software did he use to 'watch' his laptop? I get the DnyDNS part, but the remote access apps I know (remote desktop, vnc, tightvnc, etc) either create a new desktop session, boot off the currently logged in user, or would have to notify the laptop user that someoe is trying to connect.

      The application he used was either just a keystroke logger (in which case, how did he get to it without the thief knowing), or some software Im not aware of that lets you watch what someone is doing on a machine without any notification.

      Anyone know what he used or would allow you to do this?

    30. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use http://openvpn.net/ to keep my notebook on my local network all the time. If you set it up right you can get past most firewalls. That way as long as your computer has internet connection you can talk to it.

    31. Re:What remote access technology? by lukelazarus · · Score: 1

      Many web-based remote access programs do not require that you know the IP address of your computer at all. It checks in w/ their servers. You log into their website and see your computer there. No further knowledge required.

    32. Re:What remote access technology? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      No man. A to the motherfucking K homeboy.

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    33. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh grow the fuck up, grammar nazi.

    34. Re:What remote access technology? by joemawlma · · Score: 1

      How could be this done? How could he connect to his laptop without knowing the IP address?

      Maybe he just had Logmein installed and connected via their website.

    35. Re:What remote access technology? by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 1

      AK?

      I was referring to Hamachi by LogMeIn, the free peer to peer NAT traversing virtual network...

    36. Re:What remote access technology? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Oh grow the fuck up, humorless nazi.

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  5. which program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i was wondering which program could he have used to view activities in a way which didnt interfere with thief's activities? any clues
    also did he not have a password or was the thief easily able to crack it?

    1. Re:which program by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Most remote desktop programs have an observe-only mode (alternately, just don't move the mouse or type), and it's not likely that many thieves would realize what's stealing their bandwidth.

      He probably didn't have a login password or set his system to auto log-in. It's pretty typical for home users.

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  6. Re:This is not the first... by shbazjinkens · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is hardly the first time this has ever happened. Why is this on slashdot? Heck there are even better stories of this, such as a woman who used the laptop's webcam to !

    I wonder why he didn't just tap into the webcam on his computer while the perpetrator was... oh wait.

  7. sintacto by sintacto · · Score: 1

    you know that laptop is all sticky!

  8. I'm surprised that the thief was so dumb. by isBandGeek() · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to reformatting?

    1. Re:I'm surprised that the thief was so dumb. by jswigart · · Score: 1

      hehe. surprised that thieves are dumb? who would have thought that thieves are fucking idiots.

    2. Re:I'm surprised that the thief was so dumb. by darkonc · · Score: 3, Insightful
      We're talking about a thief here -- and a thief of opportunity, at that. This is no braniac master-criminal. They guy probably didn't know enough to create a new account, much less reformat the machine. Hell, even slightly above-average users might have a problem with that idea.

      I've seen a thief who was so stupid, that he stole a kid's bike from (directly!) across the back alley, and then left the stolen bike by the back door.
      He was, apparently, both surprised and indignant when the father of the child whose bike was stolen came over for a visit.... wielding a baseball bat.

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    3. Re:I'm surprised that the thief was so dumb. by ozbird · · Score: 1

      This is no braniac master-criminal

      It sounds like the owner of the laptop was no genius either.

    4. Re:I'm surprised that the thief was so dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not true on any of the 5-6 models i deal with

  9. If it was a mac... by iamwhoiamtoday · · Score: 1

    then by using the "Back to my mac" feature it's possible to log into other Macs that are logged into your ".me" account. http://images.apple.com/mobileme/docs/L358808A_BackMac_UG_070708.pdf

    1. Re:If it was a mac... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Which, for the record, is just a flaky version* of DynDNS + VNC (specifying the vnc:// protocol in the OS X Connect To Server dialog box uses the same built-in "Screen Sharing" client). You do have to explicitly turn on Back To My Mac access in System Prefs though, it's not automatic.

      *Typically the router's fault, but opening the ports manually always works better than UPNP/NAT-PMP anyways.

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  10. Plans within plans? by TiberSeptm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesn't this mean that the guy who had his laptop stolen also didn't bother to set a login or boot password? One might argue that he deduced that a boot password or login password might just get his drive wiped by a clever thief. He may have even st up the remote access partly to act as a way to catch thieves and get it back if it was ever lost. He could have even used fairly strong encrpytion to protect most of his data. Of course anyone arguing for the assumption that his sercurity plans were a series of complex plans within plans must have missed the part where he left it on and in his unlocked car.

  11. Perv who lost his laptop... by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 1, Troll

    Was the person whose laptop was stolen jacking it while watching a live webcam feed of the dude who stole his laptop for porn usage?

    1. Re:Perv who lost his laptop... by jswigart · · Score: 1

      only you can answer that, Jose :)

    2. Re:Perv who lost his laptop... by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 1

      shhh..

    3. Re:Perv who lost his laptop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame he didn't activate the WebCam like that other one did and capture him in the act, hehe

      "Bring my laptop back you bastard or I'll put you all over the Internet wacking off! oh and give me all your money too."

  12. automatic login? by orthod0x · · Score: 1

    I don't get it... if my laptop were stolen the thief wouldn't be able to login without my credentials. They'd have to reinstall the OS which would erase any remote connectivity function.

    1. Re:automatic login? by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 1

      um, on what world?

      Most OS's passwords are easily bypassed.



      Single user mode and bootcd's.

      I doubt you even lock your harddisk with that comment.

    2. Re:automatic login? by orthod0x · · Score: 1

      True... but does the perpetrator sound like someone with that sort of competency? No. If he did he'd probably have the sense to see if the machine was phoning home. I doubt he hacked into this guys account so he could download porn all day.

    3. Re:automatic login? by maglor_83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So the moral of the story is to not have passwords or you won't get your computer back.

    4. Re:automatic login? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >if my laptop were stolen the thief wouldn't be able to login without my credentials

      Yeah buddy, keep telling yourself that...

      Windows
      1. Use ophcrack
      2. There is no 2

      Linux
      if Ubuntu, see OS X below; otherwise,
      1. Insert live CD
      2. chroot
      3. passwd

      OS X
      1. Boot in single-user mode, it drops you at a root prompt
      2. passwd

       

      Local access + unencrypted disk = you're fucked.

    5. Re:automatic login? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      They'll get it reformatted or get someone to.

      What this might mean is if you set a password you are less likely to recover your computer from the typical idiot thief.

      Perhaps what you could do is create a special account and provide an obvious password hint.

      This way the thief might not be able to get into your normal account, but if he figures out he can easily get into the Thief account (which is clearly visible in the Logon screen - and probably not called thief ;) ), he uses that instead.

      You set the Thief account up to make it easier to catch the thief, gather evidence and also reduce the exposure of your personal data (harder to delete your encrypted partition).

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    6. Re:automatic login? by profplump · · Score: 1

      I agree that having physical access to the disk allows anyone to read it, and that sensitive data should be encrypted. But that doesn't mean it isn't worth making things complicated. Set good passwords. Use BIOS/OpenFirmware/other pre-boot environment passwords to prevent non-standard booting. Lock/screw the case closed.

      Now instead of having instant, one-click access they need a password for the OS, a password for the pre-boot environment, or to physically open the case (bypassing any locks the case may include). Can they still get at the data on your hard drive -- yes. Can they still do it in under 2 minutes -- no. It may not be an important difference for a stolen laptop, but for an unattended visitor at the receptionist's desk, adding 90 seconds to the compromise time can be a big security gain.

    7. Re:automatic login? by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Here's a hint - have a guest account listed with the password in the description of the account. Make it non-admin/root (no user should have that access anyway, you're just asking for trouble).

      Physical security is really everything anyway.

      If someone steals my laptop, I want them to log in as my guest user. My PC is going to phone home and let me catch the thief.

    8. Re:automatic login? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree that having physical access to the disk allows anyone to read it, and that sensitive data should be encrypted. But that doesn't mean it isn't worth making things complicated. Set good passwords. Use BIOS/OpenFirmware/other pre-boot environment passwords to prevent non-standard booting. Lock/screw the case closed.

      This really doesn't help you in the case that the thief has stolen your machine and has it physically in his own workshop with his own set of screwdrivers.

      If you're paranoid about your security (and in some jobs you should be), then for portable machines you want to encrypt the whole disk - and, ideally, have something that scrubs the disk after N successive failed login attempts, where N is some small number. Yes, of course it's backed up. You're competent aren't you?

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    9. Re:automatic login? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Nope - computrace uses the Host Protected Area portion of a hard drive to store its software, and that persists even after a format, or even partition juggling.

  13. Hey, that guy in the ski mask! by pizzach · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco? Is that you?

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    1. Re:Hey, that guy in the ski mask! by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco? Is that you?

      I don't think it is Taco. That guy is wearing a tie. Unless it's a clip-on.

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  14. prison cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    strangely the porn he was watching was a gay s+m site: prisonlove

  15. which remote access program by microhard_googler · · Score: 1

    how was he able to monitor activities without interfering in the thief's activities

    1. Re:which remote access program by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      log into VNC, don't touch the mouse

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    2. Re:which remote access program by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Actually, most VNC programs will allow you to disable sending mouse events.

    3. Re:which remote access program by deroby · · Score: 1

      Although I fully agree about VNC/RDP not being 'noticable' when running in observer mode, having the background disappear tends to be a bit of a give-away ... (**)

      Then again, if you don't know about VNC/RDP, it's unlikely to raise more than an eyebrow...

      (**: yes, you can switch this feature off in the options, but I prefer to have it on as I tend to use the feature mostly for non-'stolen_laptop_recovery' purposes, and it makes loading quite a bit faster on slow connections.)

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    4. Re:which remote access program by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1

      Although I fully agree about VNC/RDP not being 'noticable' when running in observer mode, having the background disappear tends to be a bit of a give-away ... (**)

      Then again, if you don't know about VNC/RDP, it's unlikely to raise more than an eyebrow...

      If it's a stolen laptop the thief isn't familiar with, he won't know there should be a background.

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  16. Actually.. by 10bellies · · Score: 1

    The moral of the story is "Don't register for porn using your real details"

  17. TISM! by Director+of+Acronyms · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those in Australia : looks like his laptop was stolen by TISM. Especially considering the lyrics to this TISM song :

    http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/t/tism10923/beencaughtwankin434144.html

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    1. Re:TISM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No animal cruelty" they're likely to brag
      But later they'll put a fish up some slag

      Citation required. With pictures please.

  18. So frustrated.. by superdave80 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, it must have been sooooo frustrating to have to sit there and watch that porn. Poor bastard!

    1. Re:So frustrated.. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Um, the camera is mounted above the screen. So, the camera was pointing not at the porn but at the person watching the porn.

      Let me state that again: The camera, being on a laptop, was pointing at the lower abdomen of the man who was watching porn, alone.

      The frustrating part probably had to do with intently looking for clues to the thief's whereabouts while dodging man splatter flying at the screen.

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    2. Re:So frustrated.. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      If he could only see the operator and not the screen, then how did he know he was watching porn? And how did he see the address that the guy typed in?

      Let me state that again: Since the victim was able to get information about what was happening on the screen (porn, address entered), he must have been able to see the screen. Most likely using a program like VNC, which allows you to see the screen of the remote computer.

      What, you thought the guy was staring at the lower abdomen of the thief all day? How does that help him find his laptop?

      "Ah-ha, he has a beer belly! He must hang out in bars a lot! I'll just go to every bar until I find him."

      At no point in the article did they mention Jose Caceres using the camera for anything. There was mention of some women in a similar situation using the laptop camera to take pictures.

    3. Re:So frustrated.. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Woah! It was meant to be funny in a dry sort of way. Next time I will use more emoticons! :)

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    4. Re:So frustrated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while dodging man splatter flying at the screen.

      So what your saying is laptops need to come equipped with dna scanners. hook them up to a government database and imagine the possibilities if you will

  19. Re:This is not the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is hardly the first time this has ever happened.

    Why is this on slashdot?

    It's under Idle, dumbass. "Idle" means "no fucking news today." :-P

  20. You think you've seen stupid? by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In nearby Oroville, CA, a thief robbed a bank at gunpoint, took off with several thousand dollars in cash, and then returned later in the day - to the same bank - to deposit the cash into his own bank account.

    no, I'm not kidding.

    (And this text box for idle just teh suxorz)

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    1. Re:You think you've seen stupid? by Pax00 · · Score: 1

      nearby oroville? are you in chico?

      yeah.. I think I remember hearing about that one.. at least they didn't have to take him that far to lock him up... hehe

    2. Re:You think you've seen stupid? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Marysville... still fun to laugh at!

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  21. Who is more clever by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I don't get it... if my laptop were stolen the thief wouldn't be able to login without my credentials. They'd have to reinstall the OS which would erase any remote connectivity function.

    So in other words, you are admitting that if your laptop gets stolen you are never seeing it again, vs. this guy who got his back and got a thief arrested.

    Yours is a better plan why again? If you go to that effort, why not focus instead on encrypting key files instead of locking down a system to which a thief has physical access?

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    1. Re:Who is more clever by piquadratCH · · Score: 1

      Yours is a better plan why again? If you go to that effort, why not focus instead on encrypting key files instead of locking down a system to which a thief has physical access?

      I don't know about you, but I would prefer not getting my laptop back over some idiot looking through all my private stuff and posting the funny bits to youtube any day.

      Encrypting only important files sounds nice in theory, but in practice you have the swap file, you have temporary directories and all kinds of other holes where your private files can slip through your encryption scheme. If you want encryption, do it over the whole disk.

    2. Re:Who is more clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those who are smart enough to extract private files from a swap partition have better things to do than stealing unattended laptops.

    3. Re:Who is more clever by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the parent .. if computer is useless then it well get wiped and reinstalled (losing your data if you don't have a proper backup) or just destroyed and dumped. If you can switch it on and use it then he can sell it straight away "down the pub".

  22. article icon by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They did a poor job of airbrushing the apple off the back of that macbook.

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    1. Re:article icon by ben0207 · · Score: 1

      It's a MacBook Pro but I was about to post the same thing. Terrible, terrible use of the Smudge tool :/

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  23. Why not just use the WAN IP? by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait, shouldn't it go like this:

    1) get WAN IP of computer being used at thief's house(e.g. 66.245.54.53)
    2) do reverse DNS IP lookup, see that it belongs to Earthlink or whatever ISP
    3a) if it's a fixed IP then we're done, have the Police ask the ISP to whom they assigned the IP (or get a warrant if we're good monkeys)
    3b) if it's a dynamic IP then the ISP has to check their logs to see to whom they gave the IP at the time, but they should have that
    4) Police show up at the door as above.

    Why do you need to be able to remote login and wait for the thief to type his address? I guess the webcam could be useful because you can get a picture of the guy actually using it (instead of the police showing up and the guy saying "I have an open wifi access point, so the real thief must have logged onto my router, which has no logging enabled, w/o my knowledge with the stolen laptop"). But, seriously, shouldn't the WAN IP be enough?

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    1. Re:Why not just use the WAN IP? by magarity · · Score: 1

      Because both 3a and 3b require the cops to bestir themselves a lot more than giving them a picture of the guy so their computer can just do a matching on the database of prior-record thefts. You have to make it as easy as possible for them to track down the bad guys unless you have an angry investigative reporter or DA on your side. Which stolen laptop cases usually do not.

    2. Re:Why not just use the WAN IP? by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      As another person pointed out, 3a and 3b are difficult. However, if you have remote access, a list of nearby APs/SSIDs would be useful. If the folks are near any open APs that are listed in many DBs online, then you can go war driving and triangulate your laptop (since you'll already know where to start near the open AP).

      Once you can show the cops "I have the signal coming from there, and it's got to be one of these 3 locations" then I'm sure as the other person posted, they'll just check out the address for know thief-types. Once they have a match, they'll get a warrant to search based on the triangulation and the known offender.

      Even if the person is not a known offender, you could always confront them yourself if the cops won't do anything. Social engineer your way in and offer some sort of demo for free (Kirby sales, magazine sales, etc.) and see if you spot your laptop or can trangulate it better. Having a cute g/f do the social engineering is probably more successful. Probably talking to a few nearby neighbors you could narrow down who the "untrustworthy" types are, and they may even let you try to triangulate from their backyard.

      I wonder how long until you can get a built-in GPS for your laptop? That'd solve the problem altogether... might even be PCMCIA card ($99), but unless it is built-in or hidden, the perp will probably pull it out.

    3. Re:Why not just use the WAN IP? by Zenaku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3a and 3b aren't all that difficult. My Macbook Pro was stolen back in April and once I had the IP address, all it took was a 15 minute conversation with the investigating officer, who then got a subpoena to get the address from Comcast. How is driving around to triangulate the signal and narrow it down to a few locations easier than that?

      I'm pretty sure if I had gone to the cops with "Here's the house I traced my laptop's radio transmissions to!" instead of "Here's the IP address that he is using, please subpoena Comcast to find out his name and address," they'd have just thought I was some crackpot.

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    4. Re:Why not just use the WAN IP? by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Asking a non-technical cop, "Here's the IP address that he is using, please subpoena Comcast to find out his name and address," is like asking the sun not to shine. It's just not going to happen and your item isn't a big enough ticket for them.

      Further, I would use the argument that the IP address proves nothing. I've 2-3 neighbors with open APs that I can see from time to time depending on where I sit in my house (1 right now). A few times I've been upset because my laptop decided to use one of them instead when I was trying to get my wireless working (which I didn't want to occur). You chase down one of those with no stolen laptop at the residence and the cops aren't going to go any further for you. They want a hard item to look for.

      Triangulation with a GPS connected to your laptop and wireless card is very trivial to do.

    5. Re:Why not just use the WAN IP? by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      Asking a non-technical cop, "Here's the IP address that he is using, please subpoena Comcast to find out his name and address," is like asking the sun not to shine. It's just not going to happen and your item isn't a big enough ticket for them.

      Your insistance that it is "just not going to happen" is somehow unconvincing to me in light of my actual experience with it happening.

      Are you calling me a liar, or did you just not read the part where I mentioned that I've actually been through this?

      I will grant you, I did have to explain TCP/IP 101 to the officer over the phone. That's why it was a 15 minute conversation, rather than a five minute one. But if you are seriously arguing that a non-technical cop won't understand that you can trace an IP address, but will easily grok how you've located your laptop via SSID lookups, wardriving and signal triangulation, you are delusional. You're going to have to explain just as much about how networks work as I have to, and at the end of the day I've given him a lead that he can follow up on through known channels (the courts and a large company), while you've just given him your word that you know where your laptop is. I don't think he'll be able to get a search warrant with that.

      I'll also grant you that the IP may belong to a coffee shop, an unsuspecting neighbor of the perp, or whatnot, and I made that perfectly clear to the officer I spoke to. In my case, I was logging dozens of connections from the stolen laptop, throughout all hours of the day, and every one of them was from the same IP, so that was fairly unlikely. It is at least as good as narrowing it down to a few houses.

      But hey, for all I know your method might work too. I at least acknowledge that I haven't tried it, and that I'm only speculating as to how well it would work. Tell you what, when your laptop gets stolen and you get it back in the manner you've described, then let's discuss it again. Until then, please stop being so dismissive of the demonstrated fact that getting the IP address can be enough, and GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG.

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  24. It is not a trivial task. by Max_W · · Score: 1

    Does anyone knows a software to do such a task?

    I administer the PC of my father-in-law, who is almost 80 years. From time to time he does a mess with his PC, because he cannot understand why the icons disappear from the screen (unused icons feature and the likes). He thinks that they should be stable like buttons and dials on a good old phone.

    Trying to "repair" his desktop he creates a mess. But since he communicates via this PC, via Skype, with his daughter, I have to keep this PC serviceable.

    Anyway, he has got the DHCP ADSL modem, his PC is behind this modem.

    All I want is to be able to have a look at his screen. It would be good to be able to administer too.

    ISP provider makes it impossible to reach the ADSL modem by IP address. But there should be a software which sends me like an e-mail the screeenshots.

    I can install and setup this program on his PC. No problem. But does such program exist?

    I mean a program for administration without good solid visible IP addresses? We can exchange e-mails, Skype, but why I cannot administer a PC without IP address?

    It would be better if this is an open source free software, as I would not pay just to see that it does not work in this situation either.

    1. Re:It is not a trivial task. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to advertise, but try www.logmein.com, its free, and the you can log in to the computer as if you where sitting in front of it.

    2. Re:It is not a trivial task. by guardiangod · · Score: 1

      A DDNS service (I use no-ip) and TigerVNC should do the trick.

      Install the IP monitor software provided by your DDNS provider, and you are done.

      The only short-coming is you cannot remotely turn on the computer unless you spend thousands on IP KVM+power equipments.

    3. Re:It is not a trivial task. by Max_W · · Score: 1

      I tried logmein. It works fine.

      It was so simple after all (I can imagine how much work it was for the developers). Thanks.

    4. Re:It is not a trivial task. by SpeedyG5 · · Score: 1

      Pretty easy to script this, its been done and done. Well on the mac laptops anyway since they come with a cam built in. See this process: http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20080824185920426&query=laptop%2Bstolen Course it could be used unscrupulously as well, but if your in charge of the server and the machine, its as secure as you are. I use it, though I modified mine to do a little more, what not.

    5. Re:It is not a trivial task. by gauauu · · Score: 1

      It is goofy, but you can use XP home's remote administration tool without knowing the IP address, if you connect using MSN messenger, and the request is generated from your father's side.

      Inside MSN messenger there is an option for "Ask for remote assistance." Doing it this way works even if he is behind NAT or doesn't have a publicly accessible ip address.

    6. Re:It is not a trivial task. by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      logmein.com

      works great, free

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  25. seriously? by keiofh · · Score: 1

    the moral of the story is to be a better thief. just do a clean reinstall and no problem at all.

    1. Re:seriously? by SpeedyG5 · · Score: 1

      Honestly though that is what I would want from the thief, as long as I know he isn't trying to hack my system. Granted getting the laptop back is a priority but barring that having it go nucular (sic) is the next best thing.

  26. Incompetent thief... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Chances are this guy was just a casual thief who got lucky seeing an unattended laptop...
    Either that, or he bought the laptop from the real thief.

    There are people who regularly steal laptops, and most of them either sell the machine on immediately without using it, or they wipe the machine first and then sell it on with a clean install. Anyone so incompetent as to steal the machine, and then go on to actually use it online without erasing any of the data won't have a very long career of stealing laptops.

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    1. Re:Incompetent thief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Either that, or he bought the laptop from the real thief.

      Well, we can just visit the guy and ask him, since luckily this was in an American newspaper, meaning the name, age, face picture, and exact street address of the guy charged with the theft (NB: not "convicted for the theft"!) are right in the article.

  27. Nice image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guy should have used HeatSeek ( http://www.heatseek.com/ ) Btw -- Nice image for the article... same as: http://affiliates.heatseek.com/

  28. Thief changed hostname to beatbox01 by syousef · · Score: 1

    Couldn't help myself.

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  29. They want easy by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah. Thieves who steal laptops want _easy_.

    If they didn't mind hard they'd have got a job or started their own companies, or stolen something more challenging and rewarding ;).

    So what you do on your laptop is to create an account specially for thieves to use. Call it Honey if you like - with no password, or the password hint = instructions on how to get in.

    Then your own account has a password, to keep the thief out, from deleting your encrypted stuff etc.

    This way when the thief steals the laptop, they turn it on, click on "Your Account", get password prompt, click on Honey, get in straight - whoopee.

    Immediately the stuff is launched to log data about the thief and his surroundings - webcam, microphone set to record, and then the data is uploaded.

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    1. Re:They want easy by heteromonomer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is there a software that has a 1-step procedure to activate all the stuff you mentioned? Activate the camera, mic, monitor his internet movements and even capture keystrokes?

    2. Re:They want easy by anotherzeb · · Score: 1

      Maybe:
      Win: Startup folder / registry entries
      Linux: /etc/init.d / .profile entries

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    3. Re:They want easy by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Dunno. Probably patented by somebody already.

      To reduce the chances of your laptop getting stolen, how about getting it laser engraved or airbrushed with a unique design, so that it is easily identifiable. That reduces the fence value (thief has to sell components - more hassle).

      I suppose the thief could still put a huge sticker on the laptop to cover the artwork.

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  30. Does he really wanna have his laptop back by bjoeg · · Score: 2, Funny

    The ending of the story is missing.

    "After police got hold of the thief and the laptop. Jose Caceres now has his laptop back at home..........with sticky buttons."

    1. Re:Does he really wanna have his laptop back by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a really good point. The laptop is no longer trustworthy now; it's been in the hands of criminals for weeks. So really, he should get a fresh laptop.

      But.. will insurance (if he has any) pay for a new one if the laptop is recovered?

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    2. Re:Does he really wanna have his laptop back by pi8you · · Score: 1

      Happy Ending?

    3. Re:Does he really wanna have his laptop back by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Would Trusted Computing help here?

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    4. Re:Does he really wanna have his laptop back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would Trusted Computing help here?

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      I think you answered your own question.

  31. Not all reformats help by apankrat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Q. Can ComputracePlus be detected?

    A. .. snip .. The Agent can survive a hard drive re-format, F-disk command and hard drive re-partitioning.

    http://www.absolute.com/computraceplus/faqs.asp

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    1. Re:Not all reformats help by setagllib · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let's see it survive a Linux LiveCD.

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    2. Re:Not all reformats help by lhaeh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always found this hard to believe, someone wanna explain how that would work without custom hardware.Do they assume the bootloader will be left behind?

    3. Re:Not all reformats help by jibjibjib · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not entirely sure, in general. Some laptops (including mine) have part of CompuTrace built into the BIOS, so it can persist across hard drive reformats and replacements. I have no idea how it actually manages to integrate with the newly installed OS and access the internet to continue tracking the computer after a hard drive replacement, though. http://www.absolute.com/products-bios-enabled-computers.asp I discovered this by accident a few months ago when I was looking at a hex dump of my BIOS for fun and was quite surprised to see a "CompuTrace" message in there.

    4. Re:Not all reformats help by xous · · Score: 1

      Q. Can ComputracePlus be detected?
      A. On most PCs, the Computrace Agent, which powers ComputracePlus, is silent and invisible and will not be detected by looking at the disk directory or running a utility that examines RAM. On many PCs â€" depending on their operating system â€" the Agent cannot be erased off the hard drive by deleting files because it is not visible in file directories. The Agent can survive a hard drive re-format, F-disk command and hard drive re-partitioning. The Agent can be removed by an authorized user with the correct password and installation software.

      [b]On a Mac system, it is very difficult for a standard user to deliberately or accidentally delete the Agent as the files cannot be deleted by anyone other than the root user.[/b]

      I call bullshit.

    5. Re:Not all reformats help by deek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I don't know precisely how it works, but the bootloader is the only possible way it could survive a repartition. The code is definitely stored on the hard drive, as the FAQ mentions.

    6. Re:Not all reformats help by William+Robinson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The same page say something like...

      The Computrace Agent communicates with modems through the Microsoft TAPI interface.

      So, probably it works only if you reinstall Windows (though I would love to know how do they do it).

      I would doubt if it survives after booting Livecd, make hard disk complete ext3fs, and then reinstall Windows.

    7. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An Option ROM is loaded into the BIOS that checks for the existence of the application. I can attest to the fact that it does get reinstalled and installed on a new Windows OS even if a different drive is used. This can be removed, however, with some BIOS editing apps.

      We had a user's laptop stolen from an airport security check with Computrace installed fairly recently. The problem is that Absolute Software claim the system is out of their jurisdiction and, once reported stolen, you cannot see the IP address that a system reports in. This leaves no way to verify that the system isn't actually being used at your local Starbucks. Even though we're out of an investment, we can still see username changes as the tool continues to report in. It is like someone stealing your car and driving it by your house at 8PM each night. It's pretty frustrating to know that we have serial numbers associated to every component and have a 3 year warranty only to be told that "we'll let you know if something comes up".

    8. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a quick google reveals that in compatible laptops the program is actually partially based in the computer bios.

    9. Re:Not all reformats help by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is custom hardware. It's built into the BIOS on most modern Dell laptops.

    10. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It requires BIOS support:

      Computrace Firmware Support
      Absolute has partnered with leading computer manufacturers to
      add an extra level of security and persistence to the Computrace
      agent (stealthy software client). This module is built-in but disabled
      in the firmware. Once installed and connected to the Internet, the
      agent will automatically detect and enable the firmware module
      during the first activation call. Once enabled, this moduleâ(TM)s selfhealing
      feature will ensure that the agent is always on, even if the
      hard drive is completely reformatted or replaced

    11. Re:Not all reformats help by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Linux: the laptop thief's choice.

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    12. Re:Not all reformats help by knifeNINJA · · Score: 3, Insightful
      From the FAQ:
      Computrace Agent Hardware & Operating System Requirements:
      ...
      Microsoft Windows 95, 98, ME, NT and the 32-bit versions of Windows 2000, XP, Windows Server 2003 and all 32 and 64 bit editions of Windows Vista
      ...
      Mac OS X version 10.2

      Looks like you're right. As to how it works, here's my guess:
      • When booting up, BIOS ensures program is properly installed on hard drive
      • If program is missing, BIOS reinstalls program + rootkit to cloak its presence
      • BIOS can only reinstall program + rootkit on OS's for which they have been compiled/configured
      • Program runs as a hidden service
    13. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bootloader you're talking about is the MBR (the other one is at the start of the active partition). The MBR is 512 bytes, which also includes the partition table.

      In short: No, there is not nearly enough space there.

      I'm guessing either a hidden partition, using a partition type that Windows fdisk doesn't show, or unpartitioned space at the end of the disk, combined with manipulating the C/H/S values in the partition table to make the disk show as being smaller than it is.

      The first can be removed with linux fdisk, and either can be removed by nuking the partition table with dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda bs=512 count=1 and then rebooting so the system forgets the wrong size, and queries the disk about the size. (When there is a size in the partition table, it is used rather than querying the disk, because different interfaces (CHS, LBA, etc) give different layouts. The one in the partition table is the one that was used for partitioning the disk, and thus the safe one to use with existing partitions).

    14. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same way old school DOS viruses survived:

      by being active in memory and intercepting the format system calls.

      It can't survive an FDISK /MBR followed by FORMAT C: insitgated from a boot floppy, however.

    15. Re:Not all reformats help by cra · · Score: 1

      I don't expect anyone sinking so low as to steal a laptop to be (computer-)smart enough to use linux.

      Sorry, all you thieves out there, you're all morons, no matter what IQ you have.....

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    16. Re:Not all reformats help by dave420 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It uses the hard drive's Host Protected Area to store the software, so you need special software to remove it.

    17. Re:Not all reformats help by Soruk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Probably not actually. From TFA:

      Q. What happens if a computer's hard drive is removed?

      A. The Computrace Agent resides on a computer's hard drive so if the drive is removed and installed on another computer, the Agent will initiate contact with the Monitoring Center at its next scheduled call. It will then report its new location. The original computer will no longer be protected.

      If your scenario was correct then it would reinstall the trace software on the new hard disc.

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    18. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my guess it is uses a Host Protected Area (see wikipedia), would be rather trivial to write a cleaning tool for the whole HPA sector though.

    19. Re:Not all reformats help by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny

      .... when I was looking at a hex dump of my BIOS for fun

      Do tell us more about your hobbies and pastimes!

    20. Re:Not all reformats help by knifeNINJA · · Score: 1

      You may be correct. It's also possible the BIOS checks for the original hard drive's UUID before reinstalling, although I'm quite far into speculation-land at this point...

    21. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's see the thief get online when the LiveCD cannot recognize the laptop's WiFi.

      (*Ducks*)

    22. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with sharing? I don't think Slashdot is running out of space.

    23. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I always found this hard to believe, someone wanna explain how that would work without custom hardware.Do they assume the bootloader will be left behind?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Host_Protected_Area

    24. Re:Not all reformats help by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the ones that get caught are :).

    25. Re:Not all reformats help by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Yup. To me the whole thing sounds more like an infective rootkit, possibly residing on its own partition. Boot into anything not supported and you'll probably see the partition and its contents.

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    26. Re:Not all reformats help by LittleBigLui · · Score: 0

      s/use/write a file system for

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    27. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 1

      The bootloader you're talking about is the MBR (the other one is at the start of the active partition). The MBR is 512 bytes, which also includes the partition table.

      In short: No, there is not nearly enough space there.

      Partitions begin on cylinder boundaries not the next sector. You've got the whole rest of the first cylinder to use too.

    28. Re:Not all reformats help by ikkonoishi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Looks like this is the answer.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Host_Protected_Area

    29. Re:Not all reformats help by ironwill96 · · Score: 5, Informative

      We have CompuTrace on many of our laptops here at work. Only certain manufacturers have the agent pre-loaded but it is embedded in the BIOS. If you flash the BIOS and put different firmware on it you can wipe it out. CompuTrace won't work if you formatted the machine and put Linux on it since they don't (currently) have a Linux version of their agent.

      CompuTrace is really not a great service though because some of their promise is that they'll recover your laptop in X days or pay you $1000, guaranteed! What they don't tell you is that to keep this "warranty" active you have to make sure that your laptops check in at least once every few weeks or else they call you and demand that you check-in the laptop within a week or lose your warranty.

      This is a real pain when you have laptops that are being taken home by your users and they don't have internet at home or just leave it sitting in a desk drawer for weeks at a time. Trying to track down all of the machines to make sure they are hooked up to the internet to check-in at least once every few weeks is a total mess.

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    30. Re:Not all reformats help by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Used properly, wipe and/or dd = squeaky clean disk drive with total amnesia. Formating does almost nothing for data destruction.

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    31. Re:Not all reformats help by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      A simple format might not remove it, as a simple format just wipes the tables, and not the entire drive. But a utility like KillDisk would absolutely wipe it, and you can get KillDisk for free with the Ultimate Boot CD.

      Somehow I doubt the computrace software would survive being overwritten 12 times with random ones and zeros.

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    32. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A man's hard drive is his home.

    33. Re:Not all reformats help by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      I am replying to this on a stolen laptop running Ubuntu you insensitive clod!

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    34. Re:Not all reformats help by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Yeah sorry not really, they want you to believe it but, it isnt true, else everyone would create apps that live beyond the grave, if I install linux over top of th old windows, I doubt it will survive anything

    35. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CompuTrace is installed in the Motherboards BIOS also, so when you put a new HDD in it copies itself to the new HDD

    36. Re:Not all reformats help by digitalsolo · · Score: 1

      gdisk DOD wipe, 5 pass.

      Bye bye CompuTracePlus.

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    37. Re:Not all reformats help by billcopc · · Score: 1

      It's essentially a BIOS-borne rootkit. Even if you wipe or replace the drive, the BIOS will install a fresh copy on the drive. When Windows loads up, the rootkit wakes up and starts doing its dirty thing.

      It's very hackish, as the BIOS code is rather simple. It depends on Windows to handle the network comms to phone home.

      The only way to completely eliminate CompuTrace is to flash the BIOS.

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    38. Re:Not all reformats help by steelersteve13 · · Score: 1

      What about one of those fancy neodymium (my sic) magnets?

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    39. Re:Not all reformats help by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but can it survive DBAN? http://www.dban.org/

    40. Re:Not all reformats help by deek · · Score: 1

      Nice find! The wikipedia article actually says that Computrace use the Host Protected Area, so if we believe that, then the mystery is solved.

      Makes me wonder what they do if they come across a fully partitioned drive with the last partition being non-windows. Surely they wouldn't resize that partition, and therefore they could not create a HPA.

      Also makes me wonder how they expect a computer to be protected if the system partition is reformatted and reinstalled. Surely Windows does not automatically load software stored in the HPA.

    41. Re:Not all reformats help by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that. After looking over the FAQ for a minute or so, its apparent that the program is just a rootkit. It might not be able to be removed, by a normal user, from within Windows, but there is no way it can survive a partition deletion, fixmbr, and reinstall of Windows. I will believe it when I see it, which at their price is never. Thats just marketing mumbo-jumbo.

    42. Re:Not all reformats help by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      According to the FAQ, you are wrong. They said if the HDD is removed and moved to a new system the new system will be protected but the old one will not be. So, it resides entirely on the hard drive and not the BIOS. Besides, writing to the BIOS by third parties is risky business. Not all BIOSes would be compatible with your software, there is NO way you could make it work with every one. Plus, not every BIOS would have spare data area for your program, that would vary. Some probably have no spare room. What if you overwrote important stuff? No, I highly doubt it messes with the BIOS at all.

    43. Re:Not all reformats help by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      Doh, it looks like I might have been partially wrong above, but it still can't store the entire program in the bios. I guess its possible it could store just enough to install a minimal rootkit that could connect to the internet and download the rest of the program when Windows is back up and running. I still don't believe they could do that on every BIOS, but I could be wrong of course.

    44. Re:Not all reformats help by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      Good find, that wiki article confirms it. That explains why the old computer wouldn't be protected. That HPA seems a bit of a security risk to me. If CompuTrace can store it's rootkit there, it seems any malware writer can as well.

  32. It's obvious he's a thief by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

    Why else a light-coloured tie on a dark shirt?

  33. Didn't you want to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What else would someone use a laptop for, period with a squiggly thingy over it?

  34. Re:This is not the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding? Face-recognition software could just be...modified to identify other prominent parts of his anatomy. God help whoever has to make the database, however.

  35. This hits close to home.. by Christophotron · · Score: 1

    I recently had something like this happen to me, except quite a bit worse.. While I was at work in the mid-afternoon, someone pryed open the door to my apartment, breaking out the doorframe out around the deadbolt. They grabbed my laptop bag with lots of goodies inside, and another bag containing a Wii, PSP, Nintendo DS, etc. Police came but did not dust for fingerprints or anything. An investigator was assigned to my case but he said he had 70 other cases to investigate. Three days later, the entire town I live in was flooded with several feet of water from hurricane Ike. My second-flood apartment survived (luckily), but unfortunately the police station did not. My stuff's either flooded or long gone, and no one is going to find it. Basically, I am screwed.

    I really wish I had the foresight to install this kind of software on my laptop. Might have helped...

    1. Re:This hits close to home.. by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

      Three days later, the entire town I live in was flooded with several feet of water from hurricane Ike.

      I really wish I had the foresight to install this kind of software on my laptop. Might have helped...

      I think protection from hurricanes is beyond its capabilities.

    2. Re:This hits close to home.. by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I think protection from hurricanes is beyond its capabilities.
      Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's a hardware problem.

  36. watching pron all day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure I'd want it back...

  37. which IP address? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did he know which IP the thief was using? How could he log on?

    1. Re:which IP address? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he knew what his MAC address in the built in ethernet device was. Granted, this would only work if the crook was not behind a NAT firewall, (which makes him double moronic, but I digress) since then the perp could be tracked using an ARP query search method to see what the IP address of that physical device was, by probing all the local ISP networks. A real pain in the butt to have to do, but it COULD be used to track down an unknown IP address for a KNOWN piece of hardware. This method would fail behind NAT routers however, because the exposed MAC address would be that of the perp's router, which would not be knowable by the person trying to track down the stolen laptop.

    2. Re:which IP address? by Edzilla2000 · · Score: 1

      He had a dyndns or no-ip client running in the background?

    3. Re:which IP address? by Tragedy4u · · Score: 1

      Sorry man but I don't see your logic on this you're wrong MAC addresses don't naturally transport over routers (unless they're Layer 2 tunnelled), they only broadcast within the same VLAN or broadcast domain on a switch. That's a simple Layer 2 fundamental. Is there a specific method you're referring to that I'm unaware of?

    4. Re:which IP address? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      No, he just doesn't know what he's talking about.

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    5. Re:which IP address? by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of In(verse)ARP? ;) It is an extension to the ARP protocol, where a known hardware MAC address is used to query for an unknown IP address.

    6. Re:which IP address? by Tragedy4u · · Score: 1

      Inverse ARP is used primarily non-broadcast networks Frame Relay to allow things such as multicast to function on what should be effectivly the same Layer 2 segment. It still won't give you a MAC address accross several hops of routers, such as the internet.

  38. Re:This is not the first... by utnapistim · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other words:

    1. get your laptop stolen by hot chick (or somebody else, according to your tastes).
    2. remote logon.
    3. wait for them to look at porn and activate camera
    4. ???
    5. profit!

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  39. thats pretty awesome... by acedotcom · · Score: 0

    i never really thought about enabling remote desktop just for that purpose. I think i am going to install winamp remote or the no-ip client just so i can log the IP's at least.

    its like laptop lojack for free.

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  40. use bugmenot by GooglersPants · · Score: 1

    moral of the story. use Firefox extension BugMeNot so you don't have to register. another moral is never use your realname anywhere on the internet! c'mon nobody knows if you're a dog so why give your real name?

  41. Authenicated logins? by Orlando · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm missing something here, but don't people use authentication to access their machines? If anyone stole my laptop they would have to either re-install the OS or spend time hacking into it to get anywhere. I'm not saying that's necessarily that difficult, but I would be extremely surprised if a thief stole my laptop, cracked my password, and then used the machine to surf porn. It would be easier for him just to put a fresh OS on it.

    Maybe I should create a guest account just for this purpose....

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    1. Re:Authenicated logins? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      If anyone stole my laptop they would have to either re-install the OS or spend time hacking into it to get anywhere.
       
      I have set up a few laptops with a bios password so a thief can't change the bios, a grub password so a thief can't alter the boot options, and the computer owner's name and address included in the gdm login theme as part of the background.
       
      I think that covers most of the bases that need to be covered....

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  42. DIG DUG IS THE BEST GAME EVER by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

    The Agent can survive a hard drive re-format, F-disk command and hard drive re-partitioning.

    dban.org How it Works :)

    • You install the client software on your computers using your preferred method â" this could be an MSI installer, login script, image or any other deployment method that works for you. It's easy and itâ(TM)s secure. The client software is small, stealthy and hidden on the computer. The end-user will not even know it is there.
    • Your computer reports location, user, hardware and software information to our confidential, secure Monitoring Center every day it connects to the Internet.
    • You track and manage your computer assets, including remote/mobile computers, using reports, alerts and administration functions from the secure Customer Center website.
    • If your computer is lost or stolen, the Absolute Recovery Team works with local law enforcement agencies to track the location of the computer, secure subpoenas and warrants and return your stolen computer to you.
    • If you choose, and at your request, an optional Data Delete function can be performed on your stolen computer to keep sensitive data from falling into the wrong hands.

    Them ten dollar words sure do make it sound like much more then glorified software over protective parents would use after they install on a governer on little snow flakes 93 civic....

    What... where... am i?

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    1. Re:DIG DUG IS THE BEST GAME EVER by negRo_slim · · Score: 1
      sorry almost forgot...

      Most Computer manufacturers also provide embedded support for Computrace in the BIOS or Firmware of the notebook computer.

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  43. Don't trust a computer system you didn't setup by Jessta · · Score: 1

    the moral of the story is: 'Don't trust a computer system you didn't setup yourself. '
    This kind of thing isn't going to work for long. Smart thieves will learn to wipe the laptop and re-install before connecting it to a network.

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    1. Re:Don't trust a computer system you didn't setup by debest · · Score: 1

      Smart thieves will learn to wipe the laptop and re-install before connecting it to a network.

      Ummm, thieves (particularly smash & grab style thieves) aren't generally known to fall into the "smart" category very often. "Learn to wipe the laptop", eh? If they knew how to do that, they're more knowledgeable than 95% of the computer-using population, and therefore more than likely not going to be a petty thief. I'm sure more and more idiot thieves will be caught this way as time goes on.

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  44. Commodities are easily replaced by Ciarang · · Score: 1

    If you'd had the foresight to do anything, surely it would have been making backups and arranging insurance.

  45. Re:This is not the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's under Idle, dumbass. "Idle" means "no fucking news today."

    I don't see how that's different to the rest of the site.

  46. Lucky guy by Friendly+Pyro · · Score: 1

    Well the guy must have had fun watching what the thief was doing

  47. Re: Account Called Thief! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Heck, just make an account called Thief! No one will see it anyway ... unless it's stolen!
    Invite him in! Set up lots of juicy Pr0n for him ... that require logins!. A selection of games ... that send info outbound!
    Meanwhile there's a hardware locator built in that's independent of what OS is on there.
    Drop by! Chat! Bring your Undercover BlueSuits.

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  48. Opportunistic thief. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

              The second easy to access account with dyndns+vnc or cron send email on login idea sounds pretty good.
              Making it difficult to use the machine sounds like a bad idea. Why encourage a them to investigate the O.S. ?
              A quick google turned up a half dozen similar programs one open source project on sourceforge.

              Imagine stretching that concept a bit further with a slightly modified BIOS booting a partition masked and encrypted on disk as bad sectors. Stretch it a bit further and it might be used on voting machines, ATMs, you companies database server.
            Your bios determines ALL device parameters prior to booting. Once installed it would likely never be suspected AND be impossible for all but the most skilled to see and repair.
              As video cards become defacto CPUs there would be another place to install.

  49. Moral of the story? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

    never go to a porn site where you have to register

    I take the moral of this story to be never steal someone else's stuff

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    1. Re:Moral of the story? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      The other moral of the story is "don't leave your expensive laptop unattended on the roof of your car."

  50. Computrace & such by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computrace can be detected & removed. They have some systems where vendors install it into the BIOS and not even flashing will remove it - supposedly. But the older systems or ones that don't have an agreement it is installed on the harddrive. When you install the program it is supposed to remove any traces from the add/remove programs, but I've been getting more laptops where it is still there... nice. (By getting I don't mean stealing, company leases). If you buy the software you get a program that when executed will pull up a log in page, I sure a thief might want this program before putting their ill gotten goods online.

    Free alts to Computrace - http://adeona.cs.washington.edu/
    http://www.iconico.com/locatePC/

  51. More likely a 3rd-party servers by phorm · · Score: 1

    Actually it's more likely that the laptop connected to a third-party server of some sort (or the owner's own monitoring server).

    DynDNS would be rather useless if the laptop didn't have a public IP or a NAT tunnel to the private IT.

  52. Complete format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wonder if CoreBios could be used to include some sort of TCP-IP enabled remote administration tool into the BIOS itself, so even if the thief completely formats you'd still be kept up to date :)

  53. You can definitely remove it by... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

    Removing all sectors and the wiping the MBR. If it can survive a reformat, it hides in the boot sector like those viruses from way back when. No partitions, no MBR, no place for it to hide.

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  54. Quick, I want the list... by Illbay · · Score: 1

    ...of pr0n sites where you DON'T have to register!

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  55. oblig fail by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny
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  56. just how did he do it? by Corson · · Score: 1

    okay, so if if i wanted to setup my laptop to be able to do what he did, where do i start? on standard windows, remote desktop login only allows one user to be logged on at any time, so i suppose it was win pro or vnc. on linux it would have to be vnc but my guess is, that laptop was running windows. assuming the windows firewall is configured to allow remote desktop access from any external machine, and that the thief is not behind a nat/firewall, how do i find the ip of my stolen laptop on the internet?

  57. i wonder if the webcam was powered on... by paultt · · Score: 1

    ...while he was looking at pr0ns? LOL

  58. GPS by ZerdZerd · · Score: 1

    What if the computer had a GPS, and sent it's coordinates to his server (encrypted) at a specified interval. Then catching the thief would be no problem as long as it's used online.

    More advanced would be a GPS which "phoned home" using the mobile network, all in hardware so the thief would have to remove the transmitter before the next "phone home" time.

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  59. I've heard this done with cellphones too by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Especially if the cellphone is linnked to web account ot monitor usage and upload/download images. I read of case where the victim put some images of unkonw people into MySpace and got the people recognized.

  60. What i want to know by mcbutterbuns · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is whether the perp has to buy the guy a new laptop, or does the victim need to spend a few hours sanitizing it...

  61. Step 4 by Tmack · · Score: 1
    4. Launch a pr0n site....

    would work ok, until they stumbled upon themself, but then the freak-out from seeing their own image time delayed a few seconds would be worth it. It would be like a scene from one of those bad horror movies.... or space balls.

    tm

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  62. RE: Check out the thief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deport That Beaner

  63. "Moral of the story"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the "moral" of the story is...and excuse me for being so old-fashioned..."Don't steal laptops."?

    For frak's sake.

  64. Why by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    didn't he call the police in the first place? If he was able to remote connect to his laptop. Investigation would have led to the remote IP address, and therefore his ISP and then the thief.

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  65. MAC Address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always saved my laptops MAC addresses offline.

  66. The smarter man by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I would prefer not getting my laptop back over some idiot looking through all my private stuff and posting the funny bits to youtube any day.

    So do I, see "encryption".

    Encrypting only important files sounds nice in theory, but in practice you have the swap file, you have temporary directories and all kinds of other holes where your private files can slip through your encryption scheme.

    And the person smart enough to look through a swap file is hampered by your personal login because....

    If you want encryption, do it over the whole disk.

    You do realize this person has physical access and an eternity right?

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  67. Why do I care who I get it back from by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I have to agree with the parent .. if computer is useless then it well get wiped and reinstalled (losing your data if you don't have a proper backup) or just destroyed and dumped. If you can switch it on and use it then he can sell it straight away "down the pub".

    Right and then I get it back when this poor "innocent" person turns it on at his house.

    Still missing where your plan of having my laptop destroyed is in any way superior to this other fellows where I get it back.

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