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  1. Wonderful tool for all the Enrons and Worldcoms on E-Mail Controls in Office 2003 · · Score: 0
    What a wonderful tool for all the Enrons and Worldcoms and all the PACs out there.
    • A public company sends it's SEC documents to SEC. Settings: Open next next day at 10:30 am.
    • An analyst got this mail with an other setting: Open once, then destroy mail.
    • This analyst can mail the CEO/CFO of this company that he will rate this company as "strong buy". The Settings are: Not printable, only visible for 24h - then delete
      There is no evidence of insider trading. "Evil managers" get a "secure" tool to do evil things. Without a proof the is no court case!
    • I blackmail a company for baby food. Settings: not printable, read only once, delete after 120 seconds
    • A big big company/lobby organisation mails a politican: "Hey make this law like we mailed you last year and we donate you 200k USD" Settings: not printable, read once and destroy mail
    These are only some paranoid ideas, I think you got your own ideas.

    NoSuchGuy
  2. Why France? on Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels · · Score: 0

    Why France, because of political propaganda?
    All voters for France are weasels too!

    Have a nice weekend
    NoSuchGuy

  3. An orther "pay-me-for-no-spam" business on Another Whack at Spam · · Score: 0

    I don't want to pay to recive normal mail, I want the spammer to pay me to recive their mail!

    NoSuchGuy

  4. Re:Don't transfer domains in december! on ICANN Gives VeriSign 36 Hours to Pull Sitefinder · · Score: 0

    With december I mean the time around x-mas and Sylvester. I think I will take "will-u-marry-me.org" this year.

    Then I can use these subdomains:

    ann.will-u-marry-me.org
    rhonda.will-u-marry-me.org
    marry.will-u-marry-me.org
    jane.will-u-marry-me.org
    debbie.will-u-marry-me.org
    [Name of future ex girlfriend].will-u-marry-me.org

    I think my actual girlfriend will be verry happy when I show her, "her" website. :-)

    NoSuchGuy

  5. Don't transfer domains in december! on ICANN Gives VeriSign 36 Hours to Pull Sitefinder · · Score: 0

    Don't transfer domains in december! Everyone orders "new" domains, the registrars do their normal job (connecting the new domains) and later in their spare time do the transfer of "old" domains.

    Transfer your domain in the last week of january or in the first week of februar.

    NoSuchGuy

  6. Algorithm on Earth Simulator Now Predicting Hurricanes? · · Score: 0

    public Weather checkWeather(String args[]) {
    if (wind > 100mph) {
    Hurricane hurricane = new Hurricane(Jane);
    actualWeather = new Weather(hurricane);
    } else {
    actualWeather = new Weather(sunshine);
    } ...
    return actualWeather;
    }

  7. What about "Vectrix"? on Arcade ROMs for Download, Legally · · Score: 0

    That was one hell of a game. I would like to play it again.

    NoSuchGuy

  8. Blog already /.ed? on Free Software for Politics · · Score: 0

    Is his blog already /.ed?

    NoSuchGuy

  9. SCO read this! on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: -1

    Trespassing,
    Begging,
    Lingering,
    Peddling
    are forbidden in this area!


    Move your bus out of this town!

    NoSuchGuy

  10. There is no NSA on China Prepares To Examine MS Windows Code · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    There is No Such Agency called NSA!

    This information was brought to you by: NoSuchGuy

  11. Chinese viri and worms? on China Prepares To Examine MS Windows Code · · Score: -1

    No doubt, the Chinese have a lot of good software programmers.

    Can we now expect some chinese viri or worms from some chinese programmers gone bad?
    Because they got inside knowledge of the windows sources and can see the weak points (read: vulnerabilities).

    This is just a question.
    NoSuchGuy

    Clarification:
    - Not all chinese programmers are evil.
    - Not all American Presidents are evil.
    - Sometimes I am not evil. :-)

  12. In other news the RIAA demands 45 trillion $ on Home-brewing a 1.2TB IDE to Firewire Monster · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news the RIAA accused of theft of 300,000,000 (three hundred million) MP3s (4MB each MP3). The lawyers of the RIAA demand a compensation of 150,000 USD per stolen song. This summs up to 45,000,000,000,000,000 USD or 45 trillion USD. That is 9 times the GNP of the USA in 1998. The shares of the RIAA members are going balistic.

    Further more these lawyers argue there is no legimate use of 1200GB of disk space for a private person.

  13. Re:So what? on MSN Cuts Unmonitored Chatrooms Around the Globe · · Score: 0

    And this from an Anonymous Coward :-)
    Thanks

  14. So what? on MSN Cuts Unmonitored Chatrooms Around the Globe · · Score: 0

    Why should it matter to me?

    I don't use chatrooms. (particularly NOT MSN and AOL)
    I am not a pedophile!

    So why should it matter to me?

  15. A lot of AOL CDs on Geek Eye for the Average Guy · · Score: 1

    For 15,000USD You get a lot of AOL CDs!

    Ups sorry, AOL is definitly not geekish enough. Maybe MSN 8.0 on a Pentium 90 with 32MB of RAM and a Mediaplayer 9.0 Update.
    Is this geekish enough? :-)

    NoSuchGuy

  16. Re:USA != democracy? on Touch Screen Voting Industry Circling Wagons · · Score: 0

    I did not understand your system of the Electoral Collage.

    Are these the guys who give their/your vote as your representatives in Washington for "Bush" or "Clark/Dean/....." as President?

    NoSuchGuy

  17. USA != democracy? on Touch Screen Voting Industry Circling Wagons · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Don't mod me down before you read the whole thing!

    Ask yourself do you life in an "real" democracy?
    Is this realy true?

    You are always told you live in a demoracy.

    The only time you have dircet influence or impact on a democracy is when you can vote.
    But what about your vote?
    Who counts your vote?
    You, the people or some private company?
    What technology is used?
    Who controlls this company this technology?
    Who does a check of the results the company gives to the public (TV stations, newspapers...)?

    Almost exactly one year ago we had public elections in Germany.And you know what: ALL VOTES WERE COUNTED IN PUBLIC BY HAND!

    My mother was the boss of such a polling station. There were about 400 ballot papers to count. They thought they were finisched with counting and did a check like (how many ballots cast == how many votes counted) and discovered an error. So they counted again. One hour later everything was okay.

    Also in the US every vote should be equal. Is this alway true?

    You give your right away to technical solutions that differ about +/-5% if the same ballots are counted again! If I were to vote in the US, I would demand a counting by hand. Fuck the TV stations that want an excact result 15 minutes past the closing of the last ballot station! You don't have to use a technology only because some company promotes it's use.

    For the sake of your democracy step forward and demand a manual counting of your votes!

    That is not possible? Why because there a companies lobbying for their ultimate "Vote-A-Matic"? These products only cost the money of all the taxpayers. A counting of the votes by the public costs nothing! Many people volunteer for counting the votes.

    Is there vote fraud in Germany? Of course there is but you can uncover ist better, because there is a manual counting of the votes. The result of every ballot station is published in newspapers and the internet. If you doubt the rsults of a specific ballot station, you can demand a recount!

    Demand a manual counting of your votes in the US!

    These are my thoughts of your lost demoracy.

    NoSuchGuy
    (Sorry for all the faults, english is not my mother language.)

  18. Aliens on Cyrillic Projector Code Finally Cracked · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Aliens read this and laugh out loud!

  19. Re:Is it Linux or GNU/Linux? on Torvalds And Cox Write EU Parliament On Patents · · Score: 1

    Please don't mod down, this is a serious question.
    Which party is right?
    The Inventer (Linus) with "Linux" or the Evangelist (RMS) with "GNU/Linux"?

  20. Is it Linux or GNU/Linux? on Torvalds And Cox Write EU Parliament On Patents · · Score: 1

    Both, Linus and Alan have named it "Linux" and not "GNU/Linux".
    So I belive I can call it "Linux" from now on and not "GNU/Linux" like Stallman want's me to call it.

    Or did Linus and Alan both only called it "Linux" because they didn't want to confuse the MPs?

    NoSuchGuy

  21. Security updates on Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO · · Score: 1

    I don't know a link, but I think Sun needed more than 3 (three!!!) month for an average patch!

    Think about it!

    NoSuchGuy

  22. DoJ / DHS on Global Crossing (Nearly) Sold To Singapore · · Score: 1

    Is there a "Letter of Understanding" between the DoJ / DHS and Global Crossing? Can the DHS demand connection details from a specific (muslim/strange/terrorist) IP adress?

    I am sure there is such thing. The "Deutsche Telekom" singed such a deal with the FBI because the FBI did not want to loose the ability to wiretap "bad guys" that used VoiceStream.

    NoSuchGuy

  23. Jippie new SCO-News! on Groklaw Sends A Dear Darl Letter · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It was time for some New SCO-News! I didn't now what to do this weekend!

  24. Is it Love? on Gates Embraces Web Service Interoperability · · Score: 2, Funny
    Every now and then Gates does something nice or friendly or inclusive. Maybe it's for humanitarian purposes such as through his foundation. Maybe it's motivated by a need for better PR. Maybe it's motivated by something else. Doesn't matter.
    Is he in love?
  25. Lawyer Spam! on Register.com Loses Class action Lawsuit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to opt out to exclude yourself from a class action suit? - What a world!