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  1. Re:I call dupe. on Apple's First Flops · · Score: 1
    Won't someone please think of the children??

    Okay, I will. .... Mm, delicious!

  2. Re:What good is that? on Apple Opens First Canadian Store in Toronto · · Score: 1
    Why doesn't he open a Canadian Store in the US? Why should I have to travel all the way to Toronto to buy a Canadian?

    You don't have to; most of them are in Florida already.

  3. Re:Bonjour? on Apple's Bonjour Available for Windows · · Score: 4, Funny
    No. It used to be spelled "Rendezvous". Now it's spelled "Bonjour".

    But it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove".

  4. Re:10.3.10? on Apple Release Mega Patch to Fix 19 Flaws · · Score: 1
    Let's touch on "update turned out to break things for a lot of people". Indeed. Out of all of the OS vendors out there - Apple has it the easiest. They know - for EVERY computer EVER manufactured what (from a hardware perspective) is in that machine. And YET - this bothers me a lot - their "patches" still break things. What the hell?

    The hell is that it is always possible for someone to write code that somehow depends on the old code working the way it does, rather than writing it to spec. It's happened to anyone who's programmed for more than five years, particualarly when one has to earn a paycheck with non-IT derived deadlines. That it happens isn't surprising; that it doesn't happen more often amazes me.

  5. This just in ... on Al Gore to Receive Internet Achievement Award · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    In a related story, the Detroit Pistons have been named the Most Fan-Friendly Franschise in pro sports. Who else brings you so close to so much action?

    Sincerely,
    A bitter Pacers fan

  6. Re:And the winner is... on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 1
    Actually, I think the winners are GM, Toyota, Daimler-Chrysler, ...

  7. Re:bloggers being bought off? on Microsoft Taps Bloggers to Promote Longhorn · · Score: 1
    Heck, there was a guy here in Indianapolis named Robin Miller who (allegedly) was doing this thing as a fulltime "respected" journalist. It was when the split in open-wheel racing happened between the CART circuit and the IRL circuit. (Allegedly) Robin was on the CART payroll and making more money from that than for reporting on open wheel racing in the Indianapolis Star. And think about it, most sports people know nothing about open wheel racing, so if they have to make a comment on it, who would they call? How about that guy in Indianapolis who's been covering this forever?

    Nothing new. H.L. Mencken wrote about this happening in his early days as a reporter (1899-1905) on the Balitmore Herald. And nothing he said made me believe it was a new phenomenon then.

  8. A question on Microsoft Taps Bloggers to Promote Longhorn · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just what is the reward for whoring Longhorn in a blog? If it's a free iPod, I am so there.

  9. Re:Shills on Microsoft Taps Bloggers to Promote Longhorn · · Score: 4, Funny
    Eh.. anyone with a positive outlook on Longhorn is gonna get called a shill (especially here), their contract status with Microsoft notwithstanding.

    Shill!

  10. Re:great on Microsoft Taps Bloggers to Promote Longhorn · · Score: 1
    Now Microsoft's stealing ideas from politicians, too.

    Yeah, I was expecting the New York Times to sue bloggers for plagiarizing their business model, but then I remembered that so much of the New York Times is plagiarized to begin with that they wouldn't stand a chance.

  11. Re:An idea.. on Dutch Pass iPod Tax · · Score: 1
    . How asinine this is - especially for a Euro country!

    On the contrary; it's things like this that made my ancestors long for America.

  12. Re:Pre beta review on Longhorn Beta is Disappointing · · Score: 1
    • Good question.. They already bought VMS and botched it. Be is long gone, so MS has pretty much eliminated their possible saviors. I'm sure it will be interesting to watch it all play out.

    They already have BSD's sockets; why not use FreeBSD, too? Heck, they copy everything else that Apple does ...

  13. Re:Word is... on EU Trade Commissioner Enjoyed MS Hospitality · · Score: 1
    Linus invited this guy on the same day to hang out, discuss kernal optimization and play some D&D but was turned down in favor of Allen.

    Probably because Allen could get better drugs from his players on the Trailblazers.

  14. Re:Proof Positive on EU Trade Commissioner Enjoyed MS Hospitality · · Score: 1
    And the Egyptians probably weren't the first, either. I sometimes get this mental picture of one of my ancestors figuring out how to knapp flint tools, only to have a politician's ancestor and a preacher's ancestor use it to gain power and wealth without risk or merit.

  15. Re:Perception vs reality. on EU Trade Commissioner Enjoyed MS Hospitality · · Score: 1
    the appearance of impropriety Mr Mandelson's record is not exactly stirling. He has been sacked from the goverment 2 times!

    Good gravy! What on earth do you have to do to get sacked by the government, twice! And how can I trick the head of the FCC into it?

  16. Re:The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! on Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters · · Score: 1
    You raise a good point (-ed fanblad), what happens if the 600 software engineers make the pointy haired bosses walk the plank and sail off for Tahiti?

    They'll be hunted down by PETA for polluting the oceans.

  17. Re:Interesting to see this report on MP3 Market Approaching Critical Mass · · Score: 1
    I realize that anecdote != scientific data, but I've known quite a few people buy iPods and then, while in The Apple Store for accessories or issues, get a real jones for a Powerbook or iMac. (And there's a reason those 30" displays are drool-proof.)

  18. Re:MP3 Market Approaching Critical Mass on MP3 Market Approaching Critical Mass · · Score: 1
    Coming up next: injuries can hurt you.

    Sincerely,
    Any Gannett newspaper.

    (Actually, I give Gannett too much credit. Our local rag, and its name is beneath me, is usually far too busy trying to get the Colts to leave for LA, where Gannett owns a larger paper.)

  19. Re:bread, circuses, low apr credit cards on MP3 Market Approaching Critical Mass · · Score: 2, Funny
    I know a few people who spent their unemployment checks on iPods.

    Gotta have priorities.

    That's terrible! Everyone knows that unemployment checks are for cigarettes and lottery tickets.

  20. Re:About face? on Windows Journalist Takes On Tiger · · Score: 1
    Because he is a puppet?

    He certainly acts like he has someone's hand up his @ss.

  21. Re:One question on Windows Journalist Takes On Tiger · · Score: 1
    So how is Microsoft's service "father reaching"?

    It will crash the entire system and make your kids whine (more).

  22. Re:everyone is an apple fan at some point. on Windows Journalist Takes On Tiger · · Score: 2, Informative
    In fact, this damn near killed them when they allowed clones. The first thing Jobs did when he got back was kill the clone program.

  23. Re:What about the other Dashboard sites? on 10.4 Widget Site Opens Doors · · Score: 1
    You beat me to it...another advert posing as a story.

    Hm, sounds like slashdot was bought by Gannett.

  24. Re:eMacs? on New Mac System Specs · · Score: 1
    But emacs is a pretty good operating system. It could use a good editor, though ...

    (And yes, I know that that joke is three days older than dirt. So am I.)

  25. Re:Geez! on Apple Announces Tiger Release Date · · Score: 1
    And Monty Python did a joke about him visiting Africa in the early 1980s!