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Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters

JasdonLe writes "Sourcing Mag posted an article about Roger Green and David Cook, who hope to avoid US visa regulations that usually accompany outsourcing, with their company SeaCode, and a used cruise ship, sitting in international waters three miles off the coast of Los Angeles.""

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  1. Is it April Fools Day? by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Let me be the first to say, "Holy Shit!" Is it me, or is off shoring getting out of hand?

    Apparently, they have plans for 600 software engineers on this ship. Their major point of having them on the ship appears to be that they can maintain low costs to produce software, while only being 3.1 miles off the coast of Los Angeles. I am assuming they don't have to pay corporate taxes to any entity.
    From SeaCode.com:
    SeaCode presents an innovative service which offers the reduced costs of a distant-shore software development operation while providing the operational benefits and accessibility of a U.S. based onshore location.

    Another SeaCode benefit is that 90% of revenue comes back to the U.S. instead of flowing out of the U.S. to distant-shore outsourcing locations.

    But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

    From SourcingMag:
    Before you think, "sweat-ship," hear them out. These workers, they say, will each have private rooms with baths, meal service, laundry service, housekeeping and access to on-board leisure-time activities. Picture the Love Boat with a timecard. Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi. Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop.

    SourcingMag says that SeaCode will treat their workers fairly. That's great and all if we suddenly believed that corporations are honest and will regulate themselves. How many times have companys ran sweat-shops and claimed that they were treating their worker's fairly?

    At first, I thought this was a joke. I am still unsure if it is.

    1. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      How about outsourcing to The Principality of Sealand?

    2. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems pretty clear. You (or a friend) wrote-up the article, you wrote up your "first post" with content, and then submitted the article. It's a nice way to increase karma. But, not very ethical. For shame.

    3. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by neonfreon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I must have missed the part where it said they were forcing people to work here? With the workers being 3.1 miles off of one of the biggest media laden metropolitan areas of the world, I doubt these people are going to try and hide very much.

      This is probably the oppurtunity of a life time for a lot of people to get out of their home country for a while and see the U.S. a little bit.

    4. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its more that /. is so slow on news that they actually do think today is April Fool's Day.

    5. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Insightful


      >How about outsourcing to The Principality of
      >Sealand?

      You can't accommodate 500 people in Sealand, and you can't take control of it. A cruise ship on the other hand, affords a broad range of possibilities. It can also be motherf*cking expensive to operate. When's the last time you negotiated a contract for diesel fuel in TONS?

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    6. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Picture the Love Boat with a timecard. Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi. Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop.

      ..and golly! don't that just sound like a little slice of heaven? living at work, buying stuff from work... Just like the Love Boat you say? Sign me up!

    7. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by TheKeyMaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds more like HMS Click Monkey
      http://www.clickmonkeys.com/aboutus.shtml

    8. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1, Informative
      Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

      The International Law of the Sea. But that only covers murder, maiming, kidnapping, etc. Don't think it would cover child labor laws. Basically, outside of territorial waters, any nation can be cowboy cop, but detainees are only subject to international law. And all nations are "bound" to international law. The problem is "Quis custodiet ipso custodes".

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    9. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is probably the oppurtunity of a life time for a lot of people to get out of their home country for a while and see the U.S. a little bit.

      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US? The article contradicts itself on this point:

      "...and run a 24-hour-a-day programming shop, thereby avoiding H-1B visa hassles while still exploiting offshore labor cost..."

      -verus-

      "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi."

      I smell something rotten here. Specifically the usage of the word "staff". As in "American Employees can go ashore when they need a break." Gee, thanks.

    10. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like these managers would let them go to the US.

      I bet these workers were searched to make sure they would have no passports so they would be forced to stay under slave labor

    11. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by jonwil · · Score: 1

      One assumes that its not going to be continuously moving around (unless it moves in an arc pattern, it cant be 3.1 miles off the coast of LA and still stay 3.1 miles off the coast) so it wont need quite as much fuel.

    12. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting a work visa for Sealand, or even an entry-visa for that matter, they tend not to like to let lots of people in.

      See: Principality Notice 017/02: Visits to the Principality for details.

    13. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That was my thought as well, but then I realized that they're going to need a LOT of diesel just to keep the lights on. On land, you'd sinply run off the grid. But on a boat, their entire power capacity is going to be supplied by the ships engines or generators. Those aren't quite as power hungry as when the ship is under power, but with the number of electronic toys they're going to need, it's not going to be cheap either.

    14. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      a three day VISA is not so hard to get.

      think tourist VISA that disallows working. It seams a good idea to me. I bet they could get some Americans to work there even if the pay was ok. If I was single and strait out of college I would work for almost nothing in exchange for having no taxes, no expenses and no home to maintane. I would imagine that even at bad pay after a year you would have a good down payment on a house (not in the California area though).

      I am sure the stories you would have alone would make it worth it for some people.

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    15. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by cHiphead · · Score: 5, Interesting

      it sounds like a good platform for testing tidal generators, solar panels, AND that kite based wind generation technique...

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    16. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1
      wtf is with the karma detectives?

      Yeah, I'm sure someone is going to submit stories, so they can get a +5 on an informative first post. Karma's not that hard to come by.

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    17. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Informative

      But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

      All commercial vessels (and perhaps all vessels over a certain size? Not sure about that) are registered to a country ("flagged"). While in international waters, it is subject to that country's laws, including labour laws, and effectively works as a tiny, mobile enclave of that country, legally. When you marry on a ship in international waters, for instance, you are effectively marrying in the coutnry the ship is flagged to.

      Of course, some countries are more lax than others (which is why we have "flags of convenience"). But they are not lawless.

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    18. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by TGK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I were them I wouldn't be exploiting the lack of labor laws. You can only expect people to be so productive in something as fundamentaly brain draining as CS if you run them into the ground.

      The lawlessness I'd exploit would be COPYRIGHT. Seriously.... the MPAA and the RIAA have been successfull in shutting down or going after distribution networks, never the root uploaders or the downloaders.

      Set up a blatently illegal server system well off shore, enjoy the benefits of satellite based internet access. Sell movies and music an pennies on the dollar at high quality....

      .
      .
      .

      oh yea....

      3. Profit!

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    19. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by westlake · · Score: 1
      One assumes that its not going to be continuously moving around so it wont need quite as much fuel

      You will need diesel for everything. Light and power. Air conditioning Cooking. Refrigeration. De-salinization. 500 people will go through tons of consummables very quickly. Do you re-suppply by small boat or air? You can't simply shut down your propulsion system and drift in the sea lanes three miles off the LA coast.

    20. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is your problem?!

      Look, if you can't compete with third-world technical labor, that's YOUR problem. Nobody owes you a thing in this country. No company should be held accountable to such selfish entitlements as a living or even competative wage, health insurance, vacation and sick time, lunch breaks, safety regulations and so on.

      Really, if someone is willing to do the job for a quarter of the price and doesn't care if they live twelve deep in a studio apartment, work in a tech farm with the fire doors chained shut all day and without any regard to societies business regulations (contributing to social security, disability insurance, unemployment insurance, medicair, an IRA or a 401K then you have a personal problem.

      Get off your high horse and stop expecting handouts, you lazy, selfish, entitlement whore! Take your $5.15 and like it! Or go back and get a new education in something else! Yes, I know you just graduated awhile ago and are still in serious debt and had hoped to settle down with your girl and start a family, but go back to school and... oh wait, that's right... almost everythign can be farmed out now... Okay - well - forget school. Go watch a Wal-Mart checker or a cashier at McDonald's and learn how to operate the registers and headsets! -- Oh, wait... that's right... drive-through ordering is outsourced now, too... Um... Well, go find some soda cans to redeem for deposit!

    21. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Malc · · Score: 1

      Well, I hope they don't have an emergency, or have to come in to port due to a violent storm.

    22. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by misleb · · Score: 2, Funny
      It is just like the Love Boat... 'cept without the love. I mean, 600 software enigneers? ANyone care to guess how many of them would be women? I hope they at least understand the English phrase: "don't drop the soap?"



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    23. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by musakko · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi.

      Hmm. Since the whole idea is to avoid immigration laws/cost of getting visas, then these people won't be catching the water taxi into town as often as they think..

    24. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      IIRC, a ship in international waters would also be covered by the laws of the country that "flags" the ship ... unless the ship has a "flag of convenience".

    25. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Look, if you can't compete with third-world technical labor, that's YOUR problem. Nobody owes you a thing in this country.

      Corporations owe their existence to the state. Capitalists owe their ability to own such artifical property as copyright, patents, and resource exploitation rights, to the state.

      In a democracy, the state owes its existance to the people. (Not individually, obviously, but en masse.)

      Therefore, corporations indirectly owe their existance and capitalists indirectly owe their riches to the people.

      If we're going to allow our government to funnel economic power into the hands to a few and to create legal monsters that are capable only of seeking profit, it's sensible for us to demand that it keep them leashed. That includes demanding employment practices that are not a race to the bottom.

      (The better alternative, of course, would be to altogether get rid of the state's power to enrich capitalists and charter corporations.)

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    26. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by CynicalGuy · · Score: 1

      Really, if someone is willing to do the job for a quarter of the price and doesn't care if they live twelve deep in a studio apartment, work in a tech farm with the fire doors chained shut all day and without any regard to societies business regulations (contributing to social security, disability insurance, unemployment insurance, medicair, an IRA or a 401K then you have a personal problem.

      Sounds like my job! I'm an independent contractor living and working in New York City.

    27. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is... the tip off is in the site if you know where to look for it.

    28. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by evilb · · Score: 2, Informative

      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US?

      A tourist visa, I'm guessing. It's (relatively) easy to get permission to travel in the US (for most countries, anyway). Getting permission to work here (H-1B visa) is a lot more difficult.

    29. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      I heard at some point that cruise ships aren't "American." That means they don't need normal minimum wages and such. That itself means lower prices for passenger and worse conditions for work.

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    30. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the workers being 3.1 miles off of one of the biggest media laden metropolitan areas of the world, I doubt these people are going to try and hide very much.

      Can YOU swim 3.1 miles across the pacific?

      If they're in international waters, no authority can punish them for any infraction.

      It doesn't matter if they're close to LA. They're untouchable.

      They seem to be pretty open about what they have going on, but the point here is that they COULD do all sorts of nasty things there.

      LK

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    31. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      That's easy. Mod them offtopic.

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    32. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by WebCrapper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...work for almost nothing in exchange for having no taxes, no expenses and no home to maintane."

      Gee, you just described the US Military...

    33. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by a+whoabot · · Score: 0

      There'll always be a few sluts who'll just get around a lot.

      Or scratch that. They're in international waters, what's stopping the company from buying sex slaves. They can buy them from that other transnational US outsourcing company, DynCorp.

    34. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      well, except for that part where you have to go kill people (or help others to do so) for a cause that could very well be unethical, or that it is criminal to quit.

      But yes, many people go (used to) into the military for that reason.

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    35. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      "...work for almost nothing in exchange for having no taxes, no expenses and no home to maintane."

      Gee, you just described the US Military...

      Ha ha. Not really. Military personnel pay all the same payroll taxes everyone else does. No expenses? Maybe not rent nor (in theory) grocery bill, but everything else comes out of your meager salary (which is very low because you have no rent/food to pay for). The home maintenance expenses I'll grant you, but only in the case of single, childless service members. Any married service member can tell you the the pain of trying to make ends meet on the laughable extra money they give you under "housing allowance" and "separate rations". So, nice attempt at humor, but ya' really gotta have an element of truth to it for it to be funny.

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    36. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A communist! On Slashdot! Say it aint so...

    37. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrip

    38. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like a business opportunity to me. Set up SeaWhores and park it close by.

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    39. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by loudici · · Score: 1

      a three days visa is hard to get if you are indian. the hard part is when you have to go to a US consulate to pick it up.

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    40. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah nuclear all the way.

      Follow the lead of the US Aircraft carriers aka "The cities that float"

    41. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remain unclear as to whether or not you realized the satirical nature of the parent you responded to.

    42. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi.

      Screw that, can I tether my jet ski to the back? 600 jet ski's might sound like a lot, but we're talking about a freaking cruise ship here, thing's probably over 1000 feet long.

      from lavoice.org
      "SeaCode would employ 600 developers - the bulk of them non-U.S. citizens "

      um... if they're not US citizens how do they plan to visit the US? Are they all getting green cards or H1B's or whatever?

      i hope they choose this as the ship ;)

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    43. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mi · · Score: 1
      That's great and all if we suddenly believed that corporations are honest and will regulate themselves. How many times have companys ran sweat-shops and claimed that they were treating their worker's fairly?

      They'd be subjects to the laws of the country, whose flag they'll be flying. If you don't lose any sleep over the conditions in that country, you should not care much about them either.

      I'm pretty sure, they'll have regular "shore leaves" to Mexico and even US (visitor's visa is far easier to obtain, than work authorization).

      That said, getting here and working here should be MUCH easier, than it currently is. Why do we believe, an American schmuck is entitled to better work/pay than an Indian, Mexican, Thai, or Ukrainian one? "Birth right" is something, this country used reject...

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    44. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Or rent them from the UN. They aren't using theirs at the moment. (Or so they say.)

    45. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Lord+Prox · · Score: 1

      It's LA. Our version of a violent storm is 3" of rain with wind in a month.

    46. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      One *MAJOR* consideration that I think would apply to software engineering more than anything... Wouldn't they be prohibited from "exporting" high-encryption software to the ship from their mainland offices?

    47. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Jennifer+E.+Elaan · · Score: 1
      Anarchy is too unstructured to be of real use, though. If we had *no* structure, we would be in just as bad a shape as we are with too much.

      The problem at the moment isn't really capitalism, so much as corporatism. The value of society is best defined in terms of the "ability to achieve prosperity". In terms of this score, small-scale capitalism works very well, and in fact, is what worked for a long while to make the USA what it is today.

      Unfortunately, capitalism really depends on a free flow of capital. It works best when resources are plentiful and flowing freely. Some concentration is a good thing; someone will succeed, and their success will propel them forward. The problem is when the concentration continues unchecked, with no balance.

      Economies are a lot like living things. Companies within them form, grow, wither, die, and are replaced, in the natural cycle of life. Corporatism tosses a new factor in there: immortality. And immortal companies are very literally a cancer. They suck the capital out of the system, never to be returned, and the system starves.

      That said, the idea of simply stripping corporate charters and putting strict limits on inheritance is entirely sound.

    48. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

      What's to stop them from getting the ship's registry done in Indonesia? Or China for that matter.

    49. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      There's nothing saying the employees can't be US (or Canadian) citizens. In that case no VISA is needed to enter the countries. Not too mention the fact that if your pay is earned in international waters, you might be able to avoid paying income taxes on that money. Makes for an interesting scenario.

    50. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is "Quis custodiet ipso custodes".

      I understand perfectly. The problem is, that we didn't pay enough attention in Latin class.

    51. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Anarchy is too unstructured to be of real use, though.

      Aside from which, it's been tried hundreds of times in the past. People hate it. They'll take just about any form of government over anarchy any day of the week.

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    52. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So there is a word for that? I was always curious...

    53. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even when US visas are concerned, getting a B (tourist/business) one is trivial. You just submit your application, pay a fee and that's it. No interviews, no need to provide a stack of paperwork, invitations or anything. And, you get it for 10 years outright.

      On the other hand, getting any other kind of US visa is a very hard, long process. Getting my F1 took many months and several trips to the embassy (a >5 hours long trip for me, then a day spent in a queue, followed by 5h for returning home). I had to submit an invitation, a number of papers from US offices, papers from my home university, and so on, so on. And once on American soil, I had additional paperwork to do -- like the entry card you have to keep with you and return on your way out. All for a short stay for a research project I missed the most of because of visa-related delays.

      Now, compare it to the wave-your-passport kind of security required for B visas...

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    54. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Excen · · Score: 1

      Capitalists owe their ability to own such artifical property as copyright, patents, and resource exploitation rights, to the state.

      So where do drug dealers and smugglers get their authority to do business? The ability to own goods is directly related to the threat of retaliation from the owner of said goods. The state just facilitates the removal of the responsibility from the individual to enforce the concept of posession and concentrates it within a central policing organization.

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    55. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 1

      "Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy."

      Well.. if you think they are not treating the software engineers fairly... let a rumour go out that the software is used for weapons of mass destruction and some nearby country will bomb 'em.

    56. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Set up a blatently illegal server system well off shore, enjoy the benefits of satellite based internet access. Sell movies and music an pennies on the dollar at high quality...."

      Which ISP supplies you the bandwidth?

      That range of IPs can be blacklisted by the Government.

      Already people in the US don't seem to have any problems blacklisting ip ranges of ENTIRE countries (even blocking legit communications).

      So if only a few dozen groups/ships are doing that, there's no problem at all.

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    57. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by elbarono · · Score: 1

      Hey, if the company isn't treating them fairly, they always have the choice to swim for it.

    58. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Unordained · · Score: 1

      According to the UN Law of the Sea, ships in international waters cannot be used to transport slaves, and any slave who makes it to a ship in international waters is automatically freed. Slavery is illegal in international waters. (This based on my reading.)

    59. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by JohnsonWax · · Score: 1

      But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

      Holy shit, man. Do you have any idea how many news helicopters are in LA? We had a *small* fire here, 50 miles from LA and 11 helicopters showed up to cover it - including the spanish channel. They send out the helicopters when it *might* rain. They send out the helicopters for car accidents. We've got 11 million people here for chrissake, there's always a goddamn car accident!

      So yeah, I imagine that for lack of something more interesting to do, these guys will swing by the ship almost daily on their way out of LAX. They'd be idiots to do anything underhanded lest it get blasted out on 17 channels of the worst, but most pervasive local news in the nation.

    60. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Big datacenters like 365 Main in san francisco run their own big generators anyway. So does Stanford University.

      At some scale, it's cheaper to run your own diesel generators than run off the grid. (obviously... because power companies make money)

    61. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a prank, an Adbusters/Yes Men type project to show how ridiculous the bottom-line-uber-alles mentality can be.

    62. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by alekd · · Score: 5, Interesting
      they're going to need a LOT of diesel just to keep the lights on. On land, you'd sinply run off the grid. But on a boat, their entire power capacity is going to be supplied by the ships engines or generators.

      This does not really add to the cost of doing business compared to what it would be in India as the power grid there is so unreliable that most IT shops need their own generators. Ships often use cheaper bunker oil instead of diesel so it might even work out to their advantage.

    63. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by drrdam · · Score: 2, Informative

      >And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the
      > US? The article contradicts itself on this point:
      It is called "crew and transit" C1/D visa; they are put into a seaman's passport (special kinds of passports used by sailors).

      Shipping and fishing companies have been using cheap 3rd world labour for decades; think about huge floating factories that prepare and package fish offloaded by trawlers.

      By the way, a US company can register their ship anywhere they see fit, e.g. Panama or some other tax heaven...

      HTH
      Dmitrii

    64. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Myself · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow, I've been suggesting this for years, specifically to get around draconian copyright restrictions. I'd show movies on it, offer a helicopter-ferried dinner-and-theater package. :)

      Anyway, as far as data service goes, send it straight! If international waters start 3 miles out, I'm sure you can name a few radio technologies that have no trouble covering more distance than that.

      So you can only reach the users who live near the shore, big deal! Most of the population lives near the coasts anyway. It'll be a special perk of oceanfront property. And once you're into a shoreside connection, VPN out to wherever.

      Anyway, who needs an ocean liner to run a server? I'd love to see someone pack enough processor and storage into a satellite. Launch the world's most expensive Freenet node. The trouble is, FCC regs prohibit amateurs from using encryption, so ground stations in the US would have to hit the thing with part 15 gear. I'm sure it's possible. :)

    65. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US?

      A tourist visa, I'm guessing. It's (relatively) easy to get permission to travel in the US (for most countries, anyway). Getting permission to work here (H-1B visa) is a lot more difficult.

      The problem is... If you get caught working in the US while on a tourist visa, it's instant deportation and probable barring from re-entry.

      A US corporation on a US flagged ship, methinks the goverment will treat it like any other US company on a US flagged ship... The workers had better be on work visas or someone is in a world of legal trouble. The three-mile limit is not the absolute barrier that these folks seem to think it is.

    66. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      As was aluded to in the parent post, getting a tourist visa is only trivial if you come from certain countries. Try getting one as a Chilean, for example. You do have to have an interview at the US consulate, and unless you have a steady, well paying job there, have money in the bank, and either substantial property, or something similar that indicates that you will return, the US simply won't give you even a tourist visa. My ex GF in Chile tried many times to get a tourist visa to visit me in the US, but was denied, because she was still a university student, without a good job. This wasn't an isolated case, either. I lived in Chile for a while, and many Chileans there told me how their applications for US tourist visas had been turned down.

    67. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Alioth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For Indians (or other 3rd worlders) a B visa is *also* very difficult to get. When I lived in the US, I had a few Indian friends whose younger family members coulnd't visit simply because (in particular) young third-worlders have a lot of difficulty getting any kind of visa. Older family members were OK (probably because they were judged to be settled and unlikely to be an illegal immigration risk).

      This ship will be filled with young third worlders who will have severe difficulty getting a B visa, especially when their home address is a ship.

    68. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      If they're in international waters, no authority can punish them for any infraction.

      Isn't it more like, in international waters any authority that feels like it can punish them for any infraction?

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    69. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would be entering as tourists, not workers, therefore no H1-B.

    70. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not a tax lawyer, but US Citizens who earn money overseas are still supposed to report this income. (There's a form for this, I'm sure you can find it.) The enforceability of this is questionable, however. I've also heard that the US is the only country in the world that come after their own citizens in this manner.

    71. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by scupper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you have to worry about attacks.........

      Sealand Fights Off Invaders (Wins War)

      In August of 1978, a number of Dutch men came to Sealand in the employ of a German businessman. They were there to discuss business dealings with Sealand. While Roy was away in Britain, these men kidnapped Prince Roy's son Michael, and took Sealand by force. Soon after, Roy recaptured the island with a group of his own men and held the attackers as prisoners of war.

      During the time that he held the prisoners, the Governments of the Netherlands and Germany petitioned for their release. First they asked England to intervene in the matter, but the British government cited their earlier court decision as evidence that they made no claim to the territory of Sealand. Then, in an act of de facto recognition of Sealand's sovereignty, Germany sent a diplomat directly to Sealand to negotiate for the release of their citizen.

      Roy first released the Dutch citizens, as the war was over, and the Geneva Convention requires the release of all prisoners. The German was held longer, as he had accepted a Sealand Passport, and therefore was guilty of treason. Prince Roy, who was grateful that the incident had not resulted in a loss of life, and did not want to bloody the reputation of Sealand, eventually released him as well.

    72. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Flendon · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the expenses of having your uniforms pressed regularly (not something most young people have to deal with at that stage of their career) and replacing uniforms that cost much more than street clothes or the allowence you recive for that as well. Having your pay suspended arbitrarily and having the finance department say oops your SSN had 6 numbers in common with someone else who owed us money. Recieving a bill for your manditory relocation. I can go on for hours...

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    73. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Military personnel pay all the same payroll taxes everyone else does.

      Yes and no. IIRC, what they pay is based on the state they used to live in before enlisting. A friend of mine who got out the Army said that he was amazed at the level of taxation that hit him once he went into the private sector. He was had to start paying VA income taxes instead of what he had been paying for SD ($0). For that reason, it's better for people who know they want to join the military to spend enough time to become a resident of a state with no income tax (AK, FL, NH, NV, SD, TN, TX, WA, & WY).
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    74. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      just register the ship and the corporation in some little Carribean nation. a lot of cruise ships aren't registered as US flagged ships and neither are some corporations that have their corporate headquarters on US soil.

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    75. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by august+sun · · Score: 1

      so basically, we all owe everyhing to the state, but we are the state, so, whoa... I smoked a fuckload of pot this morning, huh?

    76. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offshoring is getting out of land.

    77. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by metlin · · Score: 1

      You're mistaken.

      Depending on where one is applying from, one has to appear for a personal interview for B-1 as well.

    78. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Cygnus78 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor?

      Yhea, maybe it's 600 script-kiddies!

    79. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Ulven · · Score: 1

      Even if it's a FoC, they are still governed by the laws of that country.

      In any case, several of the FoC states are starting to clean up their acts.

    80. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by chrome · · Score: 1

      I hear that as a US citizen, you have to declare all of your income and it is all taxable no matter where you earn it, unlike every other company in the world.

      I work with americans here in Japan who really hate that rule :)

    81. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VA Software, the owner of slashdot SUPPORTS OUTSOURCING.

      Which is why they rejected this story, which claims offshoring is on its way out.

    82. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Considering that the military had no qualms boarding and shutting down ships (e.g. radio caroline) that broadcast "pirate" radio stations, when they were reluctant to do that to ships running hard drugs or terrorist arms, I don't think that would be a wise idea. Remember, copyright infringement is one of the most serious crimes in the world!

    83. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most ships of this type don't run on Diesel, but rather Fuel Oil, and have their own mini-refinaries before the engines. This means a lot less tax on the fuel and copious amounts of hot water are free, and a few hundred development machines would draw nothing in comparison to the ships systems....

      I wonder if they need any Mac programmers?

    84. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Have a look at the website Residential vessels, in particular the link covering Computer Systems. They have everything from multiple computer systems to a fibre-optic intranet connected by a satellite link.

      From the website, a six month lease for a basic 250 foot unit is around $250 for a month, or lifetime for $8000.

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    85. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 1

      That was my thought as well, but then I realized that they're going to need a LOT of diesel just to keep the lights on.

      With modern generator sets diesel can be an economical way to generate electricity. There's at least one company in the Honduras running diesel gensets to sell power back to the grid.

      And with modern engines you're not even going to be producing loads of pollution. (Certainly a lot less pollution than it takes to move the ship.)

      My question is, what do they do with thier sewage and trash?

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    86. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

      If people can be convinced to go and work in Iraq than they will be able to find people to work 3 miles off the shore of Los Angeles.

    87. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by DavidTC · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yeah, I think people are confused as to how 'international waters' works.

      Ships have to sale under the flag of a nation. If they do so, they are legally part of that nation, and have to heave to and let the coast guard and navy of that nation board. They can be punished for crimes committed.

      It's just that a lot of crimes are state or local crimes in the US, and don't exist at sea, and of course unless you're on a cruise ship, there's no one to enforce laws anyway. But try to get away with murder and claim you're in international waters...

      The other option is to sale under no flag. At which point you're a pirate vessel, you can't dock anywhere except a few quasilegal ports, and not only can any military board you, they can legally just sink you if they feel like it. (Legally according to international law, that is. Possibly not according to their own law.)

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    88. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee. It IS April Fools Day!

      As someone who considers myself a conservative libertarian, you've demonstrated why the term "libertarian" can never be associated with any party -- there are people with that label all over the spectrum.

      As far as your statement, it has too many errors to go into here. Suffice it to say that a simple observation of natural law shows that power and organization are natural, not man-made properties of society. You might want to distinguish in the future between ideas that feel good and ideas that stand the test of time. "Bad capitalists", while catchy, simply does not adequately describe the nature of mankind's cruelty to mankind sufficiently. In every system of governement people will cruelly exercise power over others. Only in capitalistic democracies has the "unseen hand" managed to keep the commonweal moving forward.

      Hey I'm not in favor of evil corporations either. But I grew up one day and realized that most corporations are full of average joes trying to make the world a better place. I don't judge football by the OJ Simpsons in the world, and I don't judge capitalism by the Evil Captains Of Industry, whoever these people may be.

    89. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      It's not offshoring that is out of hand, it is Capitalism (tm) that is out of hand and has been for a good few decades.

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    90. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Erwos · · Score: 1

      I find it highly unlikely that a German working in Japan isn't paying taxes to someone.

      The US law is that if you pay your taxes to foriegn government, you're exempt from paying them in the US. They don't double tax you or anything.

      -Erwos

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    91. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Picture the Love Boat with a timecard

      No, picture living and working in a motel 7x24.

      Picture never being able to get away from your psychotic boss.

      Picture having the status of a sugar cane cutter.

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    92. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by richieb · · Score: 2, Informative
      Apparently, they have plans for 600 software engineers on this ship. Their major point of having them on the ship appears to be that they can maintain low costs to produce software, while only being 3.1 miles off the coast of Los Angeles. I am assuming they don't have to pay corporate taxes to any entity.

      I heard about this on NPR yesterday. They are incorporated in California, so in fact they will be paying California and US taxes. However, they don't have to pay for their employees health care, social security or unemployment insurance...

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    93. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by will_die · · Score: 1

      That is correct, most cruise ships that stop in the US are registered in other countries such as, The Bahamas, Holland, Panama or places like that.
      There are some reason that ships cannot be registered, US laws require that for a ship of that size to be flagged under the US flag it must of been built, or assembeled, in the US.
      Also as you mentioned if they were flagged under the US Flag they would be required to obey all US employment and union laws and wages.

      Currently there is a big set of lawsuits of cruise ship and weather they should be required to apply with americans with disability act(ADA) since they do do business in the US.

    94. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woohoo!
      "Camp of the Saints" meets "Office Space"!

    95. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Lets not ask "is this sweatshop labor" but rather "who would come to their rescue if they happened to be attacked?"

      If the US gov. protects them, they should be paying taxes. If the US gov doesn't protect them... we can show those suckers what piracy REALLY means. *evil laughter*

      Of course, I say this working in the Philippines as a US citizen. But at least I pay a heck of a lot of Philippine taxes.

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    96. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by agpenm · · Score: 1

      Although I completely agree with your concerns, SeaCode has claimed that as a California corporation they will be paying both state and federal taxes (I got this info from the 4/20 broadcast of NPR's Marketplace). I tend to believe SeaCode on this one, for a company like this one its worth it to pay full taxes if only to avoid drawing extra attention from the government.

    97. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by afd8856 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Check your spellchecker. I thing is wrongly accepting nuclear as the correct form of "nucular".

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    98. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by thogard · · Score: 1

      They have to be outside of the economic zone to the US not to be able to touch them. However the US is happy to board ships anywhere they choose to. Thats the point of having a strong navy. The coast guard will routinely check ships inside the 12 nmi defense zone.

      And yes, I can swim more than 3 miles in the ocean.

    99. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by battjt · · Score: 1

      No, I'm pretty sure Libia does also.

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    100. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by thogard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This ship lives off the coast of Australia. It comes in to port about 2 weeks a year and all other supplies are taken out using other boats. Sure its only 55 people in total but the supply issue is only about 10 times worse for the bigger ship.

    101. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, this is California. With all the garbage they've been through with price gouging on electricity recently, running off diesel might not look so bad.

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    102. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a joke!! Of course it's not true.
      In some new EU countries, about 20-30% of the VISAs are denied, "just because". And you're certainly not getting if for 10 years, probably just 3 - 6 months.

    103. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Roy first released the Dutch citizens, as the war was over, and the Geneva Convention requires the release of all prisoners. The German was held longer, as he had accepted a Sealand Passport, and therefore was guilty of treason. Prince Roy, who was grateful that the incident had not resulted in a loss of life, and did not want to bloody the reputation of Sealand, eventually released him as well.

      This whole Sealand thing makes me laugh. Someone needs to just blow the thing up. Some guy comes along and squats on an old WWII combat rig and calls himself a Prince? He's looney.

    104. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Deanasc · · Score: 1

      This will work just fine until the first case of Norwalk Virus shows up.

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    105. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by EinarH · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ships often use cheaper bunker oil instead of diesel so it might even work out to their advantage.
      I think you are wrong here. They can't bunker all they need ashore as a cruise ship is designet for a capacity around two weeks. Have you seen the rates on supply ships lately? I don't know about Gulf of Mexico or California but in the Noth Sea you had to pay ~$15000 a day last week for a "decent sizeed" supply ship. Even if they only need to hire such a ship for a couple of days each month (for oil, diesel, food etc.)it would quickly eat up much of their profit.

      And how about bandwith? The best thing would be to rent a T3, if that is enough, and lay a cable. But subsea stuff like that is quite expensive.

      And I doubt they could get away with the 3 nm distance. More like 12 nm.

      How about security and piracy. Did they think about that? Doubt so. And safety regulations? On both oil platforms and cruise ships everyone that works there needs to take a (two?) weeks safety course. Lots of $ there too.

      What about waste/sewage? I'm sure the supply ship can handle that too. Only $15000.

      And how long do they think coders are willing to stay on this ship before they _need_ some R&R? I'd say max 4 weeks. What then? How do they get visas so they can visit LA? And how do they get back to LA anyway? What about productivity and retaining workers?

      This is a shitty idea.

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    106. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Is it me, or is off shoring getting out of hand?"

      It's you. Offshoring may be the pet issue of the Slasdot IT crowd, but the reality is that it's an minor issue to everyone else.

      And if you haven't done any research into it, you should try to find out how offshoring helps our economy. Nothing is all good or all bad.

    107. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Well, all my evidence here is extremely anecdotal. My whole statistic is based on 1 (one) case where it took just filling out a form, paying the fee and waving the passport. And the number of 10 years, while pulled not from my ass but from my personal passport, doesn't say a lot about policies.
      I also come from Poland, a country that is said to have one of biggest percentages of denied visa apps.

      Perhaps, they deny some visas "just because" but accept some for the very same reason. Or, it may depend on the phase of moon and its relation to Neptun's 3rd ring. Who knows.

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    108. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      So, do you honestly think you're the only one to have thought of these things? Why do you make it sound that way?

    109. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by RussGarrett · · Score: 1

      Set up a blatently illegal server system well off shore, enjoy the benefits of satellite based internet access. Sell movies and music an pennies on the dollar at high quality....

      Piracy on the high seas?

    110. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by joebok · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about security and piracy.

      No kidding - this is really going to confuse the issue! What if some of those engineers download some pre-released movies and then Blackbeard hijacks their ship? Would he get an extra 3 years tacked on to his sentence?

    111. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Recieving a bill for your manditory relocation.

      Eh? My brother's in the Navy. When he was relocated, they gave him two options. Use the military's shipping and transport capability to get him and his stuff from point A to point B, or take a check for what it would cost the military, and do it himself.

    112. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      Let's see, I am an mid-level officer, so I think I actually get paid pretty well, certainly compared to the lower enlisted to do the real work of the military. I paid over $10,000 dollars in Federal Income Taxes last year, $3,600 in Social Security Taxes, and $860 in Medicare taxes. Fortunately, as an out-of-state California resident, I don't have to pay state taxes on my military wages (until I return to California). I get $180 a month to feed my family which covers about a third of my grocery bill, and my housing allowance is a few hundred dollars short of the median monthly home cost for my county. I suppose I could sign up for the 2-4 year waiting list for base housing to become available for the opportunity to loose my housing allowance and live on base in a 60 year old house that has had 20 families live in it with lead paint and black mold. I really don't want to sound like I am complaining, because I think I live comfortably - I just want to highlight the fact that we do pay taxes, spend money for food and utilities (and family medical/dental) and pay housing costs.

      Our young enlisted with families are the ones who really have the challenges. An E-3 with 2 years of service makes a whopping $1300 a month (before taxes).

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    113. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by bobstaff · · Score: 1

      An H1-B visa allows a non-resident alien to work in the US, these can be difficult to come by, depending on your country of origin.

      However, it is easier to get tourist visas or visa waiver exemption (again depending on your country of origin) as long as you do not work while in the US.

    114. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Sandb · · Score: 1

      This is probably the oppurtunity of a life time for a lot of people to get out of their home country for a while and see the U.S. a little bit.

      ...using a pair of powerful binoculars...

    115. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by c0ldfusi0n · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a business opportunity to me. Set up SeaWhores and park it close by.

      With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!

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    116. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0

      Wow, you must be some kind of super-genius. I'm sure all the British pirate radio stations of the '60s time travelled to today, read your post and THAT'S where they got the idea from.

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    117. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Flendon · · Score: 1

      Yes in option B they give you a check for 70% of the estimated cost prior to the move. After the move they calculate the exact costs and then pull a random number from a hat and say that is what it costs. You make a move from city A to City B and they pay you $700 advance and $300 on arrival for a total of $1000 when all is said and done. You make another move of the same distance with the same weight (the two factors that affect how much they pay you) and they give you an advance for $700. When it comes time to get the additional $300 they say nope it only costs $300 and you now owe us $400. Pay us now or we keep your taxes plus a % for our trouble.

      Yes this is a common occurence. Yes their is an appeal process. It takes 18 months for them to admit that it exists. It takes 3 months for the appeal. They then send you a bill for the $400 plus interest with no reason for why you owe the money. Yes this occured to me. I know that all the numbers matched because I was moving back from city B to city A with the same stuff I had to start with, and a little more as well.

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    118. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by scupper · · Score: 1

      I had to see if it was real after I read it. Struck me like some post-apocalyptic "The Prisoner" ..."I've escaped the Village" delusion. I wonder why more whackos don't try and build their own citadels of defiance like Sealand.

    119. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Lasseiz-faire libertarians don't realize that capitalism in and of itself does not provide social structure. Capitalism is just regimented greed. A government needs to be on hand to keep the capitalists from oppressing the people.

      Then, the people need to keep the government from oppressing them. But then the government pays companies to develop drugs that make you happy no matter how shitty your life really is (SSRIs, the new super-tranqs like Ativan, etc.) and so the government with their capitalist allies assfuck the nation.

    120. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US?"

      Tourist VISA, duh. They don't work in the US, but that doesn't stop anybody from playing here.

      Actually, this is a pretty good dodge. It won't LAST, but it's fairly clever.

    121. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If international waters start 3 miles out, I'm sure you can name a few radio technologies that have no trouble covering more distance than that.

      Yes, but if you're doing something "nasty" with this thing, the problem is, you can practically only use them if you're sitting on the shore. The moment you try to get this thing to the public Internet, nasty people come and pull the plug, probably - since the router is under their juridisdiction.

      This is really why data havens haven't caught on. You can keep data in, but if you annoy the wrong people, you can't get data out unless you go there in person.

    122. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your grammar. I think you wrongly believe thing is an acceptable verb.

    123. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by onepoint · · Score: 2, Informative

      Diesel is the fuel for emergencies and some odd equipment that can not run the heavy fuel.
      the heavy fuel is called Bunker and the one of the grades is called #6 ( there is also grade c from the gulf )

      Number 6 fuel oil is a thick, syrupy, black, tar-like liquid. It smells like tar, and may even become semi-solid in cooler temperatures. No. 6 fuel oil, also known as bunk oil, bunker oil, or black liquor, is a petroleum product consisting of a complicated mix of hydrocarbons with high boiling points. It is a "leftover", or residual product of crude oil after the more valuable hydrocarbons have been removed.

      this product is priced at about 200 to 400 per ton.

      Onepoint

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    124. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I doubt the engines will even be engaged on this ship. Engines require a buttload of maintenance. More than likely they'll tow her out to location, anchor her 500 different ways, and use generators combined with solar or some other energy source to keep her systems going.

      I wouldn't be surprised if the engines get stripped out of the ship altogether. Ships that don't go anywhere get emasculated on a regular basis - witness the USS Intrepid, which is literally bolted to the harbor bottom.

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    125. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the US Navy blasts the shit out of your ship. Being in international waters has its disadvantages too.

      Especially if you're a pirate.

    126. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ChrisWong · · Score: 1
      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US? The article contradicts itself on this point:

      "...and run a 24-hour-a-day programming shop, thereby avoiding H-1B visa hassles while still exploiting offshore labor cost..."

      -verus-

      "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi."

      A work visa like a H1B is a lot harder and more hassle to obtain than a non-work visa like a tourist visa.

    127. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Justice8096 · · Score: 1

      Yes... company owned facilities, living close to the unspoiled wilderness, buying from company stores, less state regulations... all you have to add is coal mining... remember this song?
      "You mine 16 tons, and wadda ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter doncha call me, 'cause I can't go... I owe my soul to the company store."
      Change "mine 16 tons" to "write 16K lines", and you've got it.
      Notice that one day shift and one night shift is 12 hours a day, and they didn't mention weekends off?

    128. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      And where would they get the fuel from?

      The US government isn't highly inclined to give out radioisotopes to vaguely-formed corporations operating in international waters for the sole purpose of avoiding the legal system.

    129. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by HokieJP · · Score: 1

      Actually yes and yes, because payroll taxes and income taxes are not the same.

      The term "Payroll Taxes" generally refers to the deductions for Social Security and Medicare, as well as the ones employers pay for unemployment insurance.

      Income taxes are withheld based on your projected annual income, are graduated, have exemptions, and all the rest.

      Also, as this site (Google cache) explains, you pay state income taxes to the state where you establish your legal residence, not the one where you "used to live in before enlisting". As a point of pride, I'd like to point out that VA income taxes are not that high, although you might be "amazed" if you were used to paying 0% I guess.

    130. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      norway does to and I think also several other european countries

    131. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by jonatha · · Score: 2, Informative
      I paid over $10K in Federal Income Taxes last year, $3600 in Social Security Taxes, and $860 in Medicare taxes


      Your numbers don't add up.


      $3600 in OASDI implies a W-2 taxable income of just over $58K (3600/.062 = 58064); $860 in Medicare gives one of just over $59K (860/.0145 =59310). Let's use the higher figure.


      You mention a "family", so I conclude you are married. Let's assume no kids. Standard deduction for married filing jointly is $9700, plus $6200 in exemptions gives taxable income of $43410, tax of $5799.


      Perhaps meal/housing allowances aren't taxable for FICA but are for FIT. MFJ tax bill of $10K implies taxable income of at least $66K, or adjusted gross of at least $81,900, which would make the allowances $38,500/year or over $3K/month, which seems high to me.


      Did you have a boatlaod of capital gains, perhaps?

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    132. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Various+Assortments · · Score: 1

      Microwave lasers!

    133. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Garak · · Score: 1

      Sewage and trash is easy, burn the trash, dump the sewage overboard. Most small costal towns have their sewers running straight into the ocean untreated.

      They are in international waters to avoid laws, so dumping laws don't really apply to them. I don't think they would get away with dumping oil, around here(NL, Canada) they would start a war over it.

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    134. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where would they get the fuel from?

      The US government isn't highly inclined to give out radioisotopes to vaguely-formed corporations operating in international waters for the sole purpose of avoiding the legal system.


      You do know that there are lots of sources of nuclear fuel? While Canada, France, & the UK might not sell to them, there are many sketchier supplies that might: China, Russia, Ukraine, Pakistan, India, North Korea, Iran ...

    135. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 1
      That's great and all if we suddenly believed that corporations are honest and will regulate themselves.

      So if a government says "we'll protect you; read my lips", you'll believe them? You might ask Jose Padilla, Randy Weaver, Carol Howe, and a few dozen people who used to live in Waco, Texas about that.

      Corporations may not always be trustworthy, but they don't cause anywhere near the level of misery and death as do the government who claim to protect us.

    136. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Anarchy is too unstructured to be of real use, though. If we had *no* structure, we would be in just as bad a shape as we are with too much.

      You seems to hold a common misconception. Anarchy does not mean "no structure". It means "no rulers", no hierarchy.

      It is of course a difficult ideal to reach. I'm a Zenarchist: Universal Enlightenment is a prerequisite to abolition of the State, after which the State will inevitably vanish. Or - that failing - nobody will give a damn.

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    137. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Oblio · · Score: 1

      In international waters, they won't have to pay for waste disposal.

      But I think this is a load of bunk anyway... The US claims an "exclusive economic zone" out 200 miles. That seems like plenty of justification for the government to reach out and do what it wants with these guys if they decide to.

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    138. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      How many times have companys ran sweat-shops and claimed that they were treating their worker's fairly?

      I don't know. We should ask Kathy Lee Gifford, I bet she would know.

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    139. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Check your spellchecker. I thing is wrongly accepting[...]

      Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?

    140. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Lasseiz-faire libertarians don't realize that capitalism in and of itself does not provide social structure...A government needs to be on hand to keep the capitalists from oppressing the people.

      Libertarian socialists, on the other hand, realize that government is exactly what enables capitalists to oppress the people.

      Capitalism is not a "ground state" that emerges from a minimal government, it requires a strong government to create and enforce the artificial property rights (land held for rent or exploitation, "intellectual property", inherited wealth, stock ownership) on which capitalism depends.

      But then the government pays companies to develop drugs that make you happy no matter how shitty your life really is (SSRIs, the new super-tranqs like Ativan, etc.)
      Careful there, people will think you're guilty of drug evasion...
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    141. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by clesters · · Score: 1

      From the article, "each worker will be required to have a U.S. tourist visa".

      Getting a tourist visa is a big difference than getting an H1B. Especially if the country they are from participates in the visa waiver program.

      With the visa waiver program you basically have to have a passport in your hand when you get to shore, and if their computer system is working that day, not be a known terrorist.

    142. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      I know where they can get at LEAST a gigawatt for FREE.

      Duh.

    143. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 0

      More than likely they'll tow her out to location, anchor her 500 different ways, and use generators combined with solar or some other energy source to keep her systems going.

      Is there an echo in here?

      I wouldn't be surprised if the engines get stripped out of the ship altogether. Ships that don't go anywhere get emasculated on a regular basis - witness the USS Intrepid, which is literally bolted to the harbor bottom.

      The Intrepid is a Museum ship that will be forever docked. I seriously doubt they'd remove the engines on a ship anchored several miles offshore. Any time the ship needed to change its position (which it would need to do for the occasional dockyard maintenece), they'd need to call a tug out to pull her in. Not to mention braving bad weather in a boat with nothing but an anchor holding it in place...

    144. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by cahiha · · Score: 1

      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US?

      A visitor visa. There are no caps on visitor visas and they are easy to get. The restriction is that you can't work on them in the US, but these people won't be working in the US--that's the point.

    145. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by vettemph · · Score: 1

      I used to work at a machine shop that would run from it's own diesel generator during the work day. Maybe It's not such a bad idea.

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    146. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mutterc · · Score: 1
      It doesn't matter to the company. If the ship gets stolen by (real) pirates, and everyone is killed, they'll just replace the workers, tow out a new ship, and keep going.

      As long as the cost to repair / replace the ship occasionally is less than the extra profit they're making, they are obligated to continue.

      Welcome to our corporate-controlled society - sleep well!

    147. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      So where do drug dealers and smugglers get their authority to do business?

      Drug dealers and smugglers are not dealing in copyright, patents, resource exploitation rights, ownership of stock, or other artifical property.

      There's a difference between owning a pack of cigarettes and owning a tobacco farm. The former is a natual ownership that would be recognized in any culture; the latter requires the state to control territory by "right of conquest" (all land claims rest on force), define land as ownable, and to issue a land deed.

      On the other hand, drug dealers and smugglers are dealing in property made artificially scarce, and thus enjoy tremendous price-supports from the government.

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    148. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most large ships use all of their engines to generate electrical power. Then the electrical power drives the propellers and keep the lights on. If the ship will have electricity, it will have engines running.

    149. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by cyngus · · Score: 1

      Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers?

      Ummm, well, they do. If they can call water taxi and leave, then if they feel they are being abused, they should leave. Do you honestly think software engineers will be kept at gun point?

    150. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mi · · Score: 1
      What's to stop them from getting the ship's registry done in Indonesia? Or China for that matter.
      Exactly -- nothing. Do you boycot regular Indonesian or Chinese businesses because they may be running sweatshops? If you do -- worry and boycot SeaCode.
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    151. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      Wow,.. I hope you do this for a living... you are correct sir, I made a mistake. For the record, my taxable income was $59k (captial gains a whopping $200 or so). I had $16k withheld for FIT which was about $10k too much so I actually paid about $6k in FIT (I got the numbers backwards,.. and yes, I have adjusted my withholding.) Nice catch.

      My point however was that service members do pay taxes which is sort of odd if you think about it... Since I am being paid by the government with other people's tax dollars, wouldn't it make more sense to just pay me less and then not collect taxes on my pay? Maybe this is an oversimplification, but isn't the governement collecting taxes on it's own tax revenue?

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    152. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ChoyLeeFut · · Score: 1
      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US? The article contradicts itself on this point:

      "...and run a 24-hour-a-day programming shop, thereby avoiding H-1B visa hassles while still exploiting offshore labor cost..."

      -verus-

      "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi."

      You raise a good point. On the one hand, most non-Americans (other than Canadians) would ordinarily apply for a visitor's visa such as a B-1 or B-2, or if their home country participates in the Visa Waiver Program, that's an option. But by the same token, the US has a foreign presence in each of these countries, requiring the foreigner to get processed before leaving their home country. So maybe the US would require setting up an immigration office/processing center on-board the ship just for this purpose. On the other hand, they might just process them each time they arrive at a US port of entry. Won't be a lot of fun in that case, if they experience huge delays each time they try this.

      I also have to wonder about the logistics of actually getting citizens from non-NAFTA countries *to* the ship. That should create lots of fun for all.

      I smell something rotten here. Specifically the usage of the word "staff". As in "American Employees can go ashore when they need a break." Gee, thanks.

      As far as Immigration is concerned, that shouldn't be any more an issue than if an American were to travel out of the US for days/weeks at a time to, let's say, Europe, and wanting to return home for brief periods. Unless you're referring to the apparent attitude of, "We will allow Americans to take a break and actually return to their home country for brief periods"...? Yeah, that does sound rather magnanimous of them.

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    153. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

      Whichever country the ship is registered in will have sovereignty. That's the reason so many ships are registered in such hubs of international commerce as Liberia or Panama, because they don't care how little you pay your crews, or how low your safety standards are. But in this case the employees will also have contracts with the compnay, and that will state how and where these are to be arbitrated. And as the whole point is to have your workers easily accessible to US management, and they'll have communications capabilities we can only dream of, any abuse of workers there would quickly be a scandal that couldn't be covered up, unlike the real sweatshops in Asia.

    154. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by XSforMe · · Score: 2, Informative
      getting a B (tourist/business) one is trivial.

      Oh man, I wish that would be universally truth, but the sad fact is that if you have a third world citizenship, getting to visit the US can be a very problematic challenge.

      To get a B toursit visa if you are Mexican you must pay in order to make an appointment(around 10 US per appointment), pay in order to have an 10 minute interview (around 100 US per applicant), have a hefty bank account, have a steadily paying job, account for every detail of your life, and waste an entire morning / evening waiting to talk to the US inmigration officer.

      Even if you quallify all of the above there is no guarantee you will obtain the visa. Of course if you do not get the visa all of the fees you paid are nonrefundable (man, I can almost hear the laughter of the embassy employees after rejecting 2 out of every 3 applicants). If, by any chance, you do get approved, you will additionally have to pay the delivery cost of the visas to your home (around 25 US per visa).

      The only reason why I even submitted for this ridiculous process is in order to get my toddler to visit Disneyland. It is now my policy to avoid trips to the US unless they are absolutely necesary.

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    155. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by fataugie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like the coffee they serve around here.

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    156. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by j-beda · · Score: 1
      The USA is one of the few places to tax non-residents. A German living outside of Germany does not have to file any tax forms with the German government. A citizen of the USA has to file tax forms with the IRS no matter where they reside. This is a real pain in the keester, let me tell you.

      You are correct that for most non-resident citizens of the USA, tax treaties and similar provisions provide for rules that do not result in double taxation. Most places have higher income tax rates than the USA, so there is usually no tax advantages to living elsewhere. For places that have lower tax rates than the USA, I am not certain what typically happens. If the IRS rules allow you to "exclude" the foreign income (as they do for Canadian income for example), then you are lucky. If you cannot "exclude" that income due to a lack of a tax treaty or similar provisions, they you will end up needing to cut a cheque to the IRS.

    157. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's amazing you can burn this stuff for power in an internl combustion engine. How is it even vaporized?

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    158. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mpe · · Score: 1

      But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers?

      A ship is considered the territory of the flag it flys. There is a real risk of actual "software piracy" going on here. The US authorities won't lift a finger to help, but they are likely to take an interest if this ship is armed or another country's warship turns up to protect it.

      From SourcingMag: Before you think, "sweat-ship," hear them out. These workers, they say, will each have private rooms with baths, meal service, laundry service, housekeeping and access to on-board leisure-time activities. Picture the Love Boat with a timecard. Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi.

      Only if they have the relevent documents to enter the US in the first place...

    159. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      Who needs a visa just to go sightseeing for a couple days? A valid passport should be sufficient.

    160. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by clesters · · Score: 1

      According to the article...

      The company will use microwave and U.S. providers for phone and Internet access, thus addressing a common outsourcing concern: ownership of intellectual property. Under international law, Cook says, the first point of contact with land determines whose laws will apply. "One of reasons we're doing things this way is so U.S law will apply."

    161. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is an oversimplification, but isn't the governement collecting taxes on it's own tax revenue?

      This is true of everyone who gets paid by the federal government (a huge percentage of Americans, if you add up all federal workers and all retirees). The reason this approach isn't used is it would add a lot of complexity in the common case where someone had two jobs. It's simpler to just have the one system for everyone. (Strangely enough I actually knew a Navy man with two jobs - for some reason he was permanently shore patrol, and also was a police officer for the city he was based in. He was working 80+ hours a week, but that seems like the smallest difficulty he'd have to overcome.)

      This is also a Good Thing because it avoids the temptation to create two different tax scales, one for people paid by the givernment, and one for everyone else. Given "people paid by the government" includes such a large percentage of our democracy, and all of our legislators, this could be very destructive.

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    162. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by secolactico · · Score: 1

      well, except for that part where you have to go kill people (or help others to do so) for a cause that could very well be unethical, or that it is criminal to quit.

      I have no problem with that. I do have a problem with the posibility of being killed myself, however ethical the cause.

      Plus, I'm not an early riser.

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    163. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Looking at the Army pay grades online, at 59K you must be an O-4 (Major). Army pay sucks, at my years of service (22) and comparing my private sector grade (equal to an 0-6) my pay would be about 20-25% below what I make. I suppose allowances which are non taxable would make up some of that but not all. I now see why Officers are leaving the military ASAP, they can make a lot more in the private sector using the same skills. And they don't have to put up with the MPs calling at 2AM about the drunken E-1 who is in the brig!

    164. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Just how do you think royalty comes to be anyway?

    165. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by zach_d · · Score: 1

      it isnt, diesel engines dont vaporise their fuel, they inject it in a very fine liquid mist, and it burns from there. however to make it thin enough, it is injected into the engines at around 95 c, and it is also run through centrifugal cleaners before it is injected. on the ship i used to work on the fuel was actually thick enough to ball into little mud balls at around 15 c.

    166. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      If you run the raw numbers - 600 coders at $2000 a year instead of 600 US coders at $50000 a year. So long as your operating costs aren't more than $78,000 per day more expensive than being base on land you're ahead of the game.

      Now how much cheaper to make it worthwhile is the question.

      Even if your running costs are $30,000 per day cheaper than running a 600-coder office in the US, I agree - it's still a shitty idea. You may have eliminated productivity problems caused by the timezone difference between .ca.us and .in, but in the place of those are the psychological problems you'll have which will reduce the productivity of the coders. Plus the difficulty in finding 600 coders who can work during a storm without getting seasick, let alone homesick.

    167. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's surprising to compare our military pay grades to Britain's. They're way ahead of us, IMO. The sub-NCO paygrades are substantially better, the NCO and junior officer paygrades overlap more: junior officers are paid less, but officer pay improves quickly with promotion, and senior officers make substantially more than their US conterparts (especially where the dollar is today). Time in service counts for a lot as well.

      We would do well to spend more on enlisted men who've finished their first 2 years and are at the career decision point, but the servicemen I know who were in technical jobs were compensated substantially by bonuses at re-up, so maybe that's how we address retention, leaving those in less-skilled jobs with very low pay.

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    168. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Careful there, people will think you're guilty of drug evasion...
      My point exactly.

    169. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      You have to figure that this is the point, and that slave-labor conditions will prevail.

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    170. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      The US Ex-Pat I know doesn't pay US taxes unless his income is above a certain (pretty high) level. This exemption may only be in place because of the taxes he pays in Japan, however; I'm not sure how that works. I suspect that the US wan'ts a larger cut if your contry of residence collects no taxes.

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    171. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Who will guard the guards?

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    172. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Foolomon · · Score: 1

      And in related news, a nuclear reaction melted down today when the Excel spreadsheet controlling it threw a Divide by Zero exception at the same time that the Internet Explorer browser used on the same machine was hijacked by Spyware developed in Russia.

    173. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mpe · · Score: 1

      The lawlessness I'd exploit would be COPYRIGHT. Seriously.... the MPAA and the RIAA have been successfull in shutting down or going after distribution networks, never the root uploaders or the downloaders.

      Which would make you a real pirate.

      Set up a blatently illegal server system well off shore, enjoy the benefits of satellite based internet access. Sell movies and music an pennies on the dollar at high quality....

      This might work if you can find an invisible ship and work out a way to make your internet connection other than a nice target for an AGM-88!

    174. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Considering that the military had no qualms boarding and shutting down ships (e.g. radio caroline) that broadcast "pirate" radio stations, when they were reluctant to do that to ships running hard drugs or terrorist arms, I don't think that would be a wise idea.

      That's because drugs and arms are generally smuggled with legitimate cargo. If the authorities knoew that a ship was only carrying such things then it had better have decent lifeboats.

    175. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The other option is to sale under no flag. At which point you're a pirate vessel, ...
      No, you're merely independent. Piracy requires active hostility towards others.
      ... and not only can any military board you, they can legally just sink you if they feel like it. (Legally according to international law, that is. Possibly not according to their own law.)
      There's no such thing as international law, there not being any international government or international courts. And anyway making war is dangerous. Most modern warships can be destroyed with a few tons of explosives, as the USS Cole learned, which an unflagged business operation could easily afford out of the money it saves on taxes.
    176. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's surprising to compare our military pay grades to Britain's. They're way ahead of us, IMO. The sub-NCO paygrades are substantially better, the NCO and junior officer paygrades overlap more: junior officers are paid less, but officer pay improves quickly with promotion, and senior officers make substantially more than their US conterparts (especially where the dollar is today). Time in service counts for a lot as well.


      Well, the UK does it right IMO. From what I've seen, you can damned near retire as a corporal as long as you're good at your job. I liked the US Army, but I was a tech and the Army wants leadership.. to such a degree that you get chucked out if you don't get promoted in X years. What you end up with is a bunch of incompetent assholes (note: not ALL soldiers, just some) who are promoted to a given level of leadership at which point they start fucking up. In other words, the US Army promotes you to your level of incompetence, and then generally leaves you there. I was a damned good techie, and not bad with a rifle as well.. but did I want to babysit a platoon or company as an NCO? Hell no. Soldiering or fixing stuff is fine as far as I'm concerned.

      Back in the day they had "specialist" ranks for non-leadership skilled personnel.. all the way up through Spec-7 or 8. Now a Spec-4 is it. And in reality, most of the super tech stuff is done by contractors now so maybe having a technical skill set in the military has gone the way of the dinosaur.
    177. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Ships have to sale under the flag of a nation. If they do so, they are legally part of that nation, and have to heave to and let the coast guard and navy of that nation board.

      In return they are under the protection of that nation's navy. It is possible for for another nation's navy or coast guard to board but they must have permission from the government concerned.

      It's just that a lot of crimes are state or local crimes in the US, and don't exist at sea

      That's because a US flagged ship isn't part of any US state or city...

      The other option is to sale under no flag. At which point you're a pirate vessel, you can't dock anywhere except a few quasilegal ports, and not only can any military board you, they can legally just sink you if they feel like it.

      In practice anyone can...

      (Legally according to international law, that is. Possibly not according to their own law.)

      A navy could possibly be breaking their own nation's laws to ignore a pirate ship within or close to their territorial waters.

    178. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 'sail', not 'sale'.

    179. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mpe · · Score: 1

      They have to be outside of the economic zone to the US not to be able to touch them. However the US is happy to board ships anywhere they choose to.

      Assuming the US wanted to board a ship. If they were to simply want to sink one there are submarines and aircraft carriers as well as US airbases in all sorts of places.

    180. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      As you say, it would only be occasional. Doubtless it is a lot cheaper to have a tug do maneuvering.

      Your bad weather point is well-taken, however. I suppose we'll see as the project begins.

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    181. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mpe · · Score: 1

      One assumes that its not going to be continuously moving around (unless it moves in an arc pattern, it cant be 3.1 miles off the coast of LA and still stay 3.1 miles off the coast) so it wont need quite as much fuel.

      If the water isn't too deep then it could possible anchor. Otherwise it would need use it's propulsive system in order to maintain position.
      You'd still need power for lighting, heating, desalination as well as the computers. Depending on the design of the ship this might come from the same engines anyway. There are ships where all of the propulsive power comes from electric motors.

    182. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Jennifer+E.+Elaan · · Score: 1
      But humans are by nature heirarchial creatures.

      I like many of the anarchist ideals (and your Zenarchism thing makes *perfect* sense to me), but it falls apart simply because most people are followers, not leaders.

      I'd say if it were easier for people with the drive and ability to lead to become leaders in some capacity, then there wouldn't be so much cry about changing the system. As it is now, there isn't much opportunity left. Totalitarianism is *worse* than anarchy (and corporatism is just a totalitarian form of capitalism), especially for those with the ability and drive to lead.

    183. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by throx · · Score: 1

      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US?
      A regular visitor's visa like every other tourist that visits the US? They're valid for 3 months (for the most part) and renewable as often as you want so long as you leave the country to do it.

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    184. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mpe · · Score: 1

      How about security and piracy. Did they think about that? Doubt so. And safety regulations? On both oil platforms and cruise ships everyone that works there needs to take a (two?) weeks safety course. Lots of $ there too.

      An oil platform has the advantage that dosn't need to be supplied with fuel. Most oil fields have enough methane to run a platform even if it isn't commercially viable to pipe gas ashore as well as oil.

    185. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Bahumat · · Score: 1

      Or they can do what a lot of supertankers have done in the past, and run a flag of convenience, generally the flag of a wholly land-locked country without a navy.

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    186. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Picture the Love Boat

      Actually, some news articles a few years ago pointed to where crimes committed at sea, particularly on cruise ships, were a problem because of figuring out how to prosecute them.

      Needless to say, cruise ship lines were not anxious to have increased publicity shining on incidents like rape, committed by a citzen of country X on a citizen of country Y on a ship registered under a flag of convenience (Liberia, Panama, etc.) in international waters.

      Some such crimes were not prosecuted because of those complications and because cruise lines didn't want the publicity from trying the cases in courts easily visible to their customer base.

      Now, they have more than enough to worry about people getting the flu from hygenic problems on cruise ships.

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    187. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get out much, do ya?

    188. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by dual_boot_brain · · Score: 1

      He's not a loon, he's invincible....

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    189. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      They just need to create a tiered system. The top 10% in terms of hours on the clock/work produced/whatever will be given the luxery cabins as described above, and every time someone questions the conditions of the workers they'll trot those people out to speak out about how great life is there. As soon as the quality or the quantity of your works slips however you get sent down to steerage.

      The people down in the holds will be working their asses off to try and make it out, and the people up above will be working even harder to keep their positions and will be too busy to take advantage of the luxeries offered. *removes tinfoil hat*

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    190. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by darkciti · · Score: 1

      Why make a satellite? Why not just strap a low powered PC to a bouy and anchor it 3.5 miles offshore.

    191. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      I see your point, but is it really that much more complex to simply pay federal employees less, but have all their income be non-taxable? For instance, some of my allowances are not taxable and some of them are. Wouldn't making all my government pay be non-taxable be a simplification?

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    192. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet there is a poor country that they could sail under the flag of that would let them off easy as long as they got kickbacks.

      EG: They could be a Colombian vessel and be in international waters (12) miles from the coast. Colombia probably wouldn't pose any restrictions on them was long as they got money and then they could claim they are under the jurisdicition of Colombian laws which could hardly be enforced at that distance.

    193. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Universal Enlightenment... So like... if you sit and ponder fairies and fluffy bunnies long enough, the world just works itself out?

      "Universal Enlightenment" sounds like a lot of BS to me. How is it different than "finding jesus" or anything else? Everyone's idea of enlightenment as well as how they attain it and recognize it is completely different and leads you back to the problem the world already has.

      Rather than trying to acquire some sort of external source, how about just "being" and "doing". I can sit and meditate all I want, but it doesn't put money in the bank, get me a promotion, feed the hungry, shelter the homeless or cure cancer now, does it? It just makes you *feel* better about yourself, regardless of the current world state of affairs. Which, if you ask me, is a bit like self-imposed prozac. Or passive enslavement. Because, instead of initiating and acting on change for the better, you're just... pondering.

      Sort of like philosophy. Maybe fun to talk about, but entirely useless in the real world. Nobody ever philosophized themselves a mortgage check.

    194. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Power companies don't generally use diesel generators. Coal/Oil/Nuclear/Wind/Water yes, but not diesel.

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    195. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by SleepyShamus · · Score: 0

      TFA makes the military connection too, as potentially leading to increased teamwork, etc. However the same Mr. Cook goes on to say "that'll happen just naturally, by these people living in close approximation." Approximation of what? A life?

    196. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Maxwell · · Score: 1

      large ships dont' simply 'plug into the grid" when docked. They keep running off their own power. That is a major cause of port pollution, so there is a push on to convert ships to 'cold-iron' for loading and unloading. With cold-iron they do plug into shore power, and shut their main engines off. So far very very few (1%) of ships have this capability, it is in a pilot project at the port of Long Beach/LA right now.

      So idling won't be an issue - the ships are always running anyway.

      Note that 3 miles offshore will be a) easily visible, and b) not in international waters.

      JON

    197. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Or they can do what a lot of supertankers have done in the past, and run a flag of convenience, generally the flag of a wholly land-locked country without a navy.

      Isn't Iraq landlocked? I mean, that's why they invaded Kuwait wasn't it? Oil rich, ocean front property...

      Try flying an Iraqi flag, see if the US Coast Gaurd tries boarding you.

    198. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF college did you go to?

      seams = seems?

      strait = straight?

      maintane = maintain?

      Dumbass

    199. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I think you need to reread what I said. I wasn't suggesting that ships plug into the grid, I was stating that land installations simply plug into the grid, but that ships have to generate their own power.

    200. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there's a nonrefundable credit for foreign tax paid. So you have to fill out both sets of income tax forms - the U.S. ones, and the ones from the country you live in. If you paid more tax to the country of residence than you would have paid to the U.S., then you file your return and the bottom line is zero. However, if your country of residence has low taxes and you wind up without a large enough credit, then you still owe whatever's left over in U.S. taxes.

      If you fail to pay, you are at risk of losing your citizenship (which would really suck since you aren't necessarily a citizen anywhere else - I don't know if anyone has actually become a tax refugee because of this).

      From a practical standpoint, what really sucks is having to compute the U.S. taxes you owe based on information that arises out of a completely different system. If you have a retirement fund in the country of residence then you might owe U.S. capital gains tax based on the transactions the fund has made - but you might never know it since the fund's annual report won't be structured to accomodate U.S. tax code. Or, if you're working in a low-tax jurisdiction and wind up owing a lot of U.S. tax at the end of the year, you could be stuck having to make U.S. estimated tax payments.

      Or let's suppose you're living in China and being paid in yuan. There are severe repatriation fees (or in some cases outright prohibitions) whenever you try to send yuan outside China. So you might be stuck either using the black market, or taking a hammering on your U.S. tax bill.

      Essentially every other country taxes its residents, whether they are citizens or not, and does not tax is expatriates. The U.S. government is, as is so often the case, uniquely over-reaching in this matter.

    201. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by FireAndGlass · · Score: 1
      True, but then again, this is a CRUISE ship, full of other indians, other indians that are computer geeks too. It would be like a small indian villiage with a gigabit LAN and spas and pools and all the such. 600 people with all the same interests at you.

      I mean how much of us just go to work, home, do a little computer whatever hobby, sleep, and start it all over again? but now you got 600 people you can do that with, or go swimming with in the pool, or to the bar (I'm sure they'll have one)... I dunno psychologically I think it would fly.

    202. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, that makes good sense. Cleaned -> heated -> aerosolized.

      This fuel sounds pretty expensive for what it is. At 200-400 a ton that sounds similar to the price of gasoline at the pump. Is there more energy available from it or something? Why run on this instead of diesel?

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    203. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, the system would have to take into account the fact that tax rates change at the whims of the government, so the effective gross pay would change along with tax rates. But the real danger is in creating a large pool of citizens whose vote determines tax rates, but who don't pay taxes. No good can come of that.

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    204. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Rather than trying to acquire some sort of external source, how about just "being" and "doing".

      When have I suggested that enlightenment involves acquiring some sort of external source, or is incompatible with "being" or "doing"?

      "The mystical power and wondrous function is carrying water and lugging firewood." - Layman Pang.

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    205. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by zach_d · · Score: 1
      well, the gas station on the corner here is selling for $1.05 a litre, and the density of gasoline is ~ 711 kg/m^3 according to these guys a ton of gasoline therefore is around 1.406 m^3, at prices here in vancouver thats about 1476 canadian dollars.

      you could probably get a better deal if you were buying bulk, but i believe the profit margins are actually fairly tight in the gasoline market.

    206. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      The US has made the fundamental mistake of equating pay grade and rank. The British have something like 7 pay grades for corporal (which I think has the equivalent leadership role to a staff sergeant in the US army), and corporals make more than second leutenants.

      Sub-NCO, we have 4 pay grades, but also 4 ranks (basic private through specialist) which is confusing. The Brits simply have 7 pay grades of private. Where we have corporals and sergeants leading teams, the Brits have lance corporals with 5 pay grades (privates are 1-7 and lance corporals 5-9 on the same scale).

      Te upshot is, the Brits can "promote" someone to a higher paygrade in recongition of a job well done without actually promoting them to a position of more leadership responsibility. "Up or out" would actually make sense in such a system.

      Even if you don't need many technical experts above E4 in the army, you need *something* between E4 and master sergeant, and the spec 5-7 system worked poorly in practice. Paygrades not tied to rank seems to be the correct answer. Heck, even if it's not about technical skills, there will be men who are excellent platoon sergeants, but won't do well as first sergeants, etc.

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    207. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Peaked · · Score: 1

      Good idea! Next time a major government is looking to off load an aircraft carrier, I'll be sure to check it out. May have to look into financing though... Don't know the next time I'll have that kind of cash on hand.

      In all seriousness, this reminds me a great deal of L. Bob Rife and his use of the Enterprise in Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

    208. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      first they heat it, this let's it flow better. I think it is raised to about 150f. after that it I don't know what happens next but it becomes a mist which ignites.

      Onepoint

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    209. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see someone pack enough processor and storage into a satellite. Launch the world's most expensive Freenet node. The trouble is, FCC regs prohibit amateurs from using encryption, so ground stations in the US would have to hit the thing with part 15 gear. I'm sure it's possible.

      Congrats! I think you just figured out what the "Save Enterprise" campaign folks can do with the $3M they raised.

      They could even provide free 'trek for everyone while they're at it.

    210. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Here in the land of only-mildy-taxed gas, where gas weighs 8 pounds to the gallon (and we like it that way), it runs 250-500 real dollars per ton, pump prices. ;)

      If this heavy fuel is only 200-400 Canadian dollars per ton, I can see some advantage, but I wonder whether there wasn't more of a price difference in the past.

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    211. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      If they're in international waters, no authority can punish them for any infraction.
      Absolutely incorrect. A ship at sea in international waters is always subject to the laws of the nation it's flagged uder. Always. (Commit murder on a Liberian flagged ship - and you'll be tried under Liberian law.)
      It doesn't matter if they're close to LA. They're untouchable.
      Utterly false. In theory any warship can stop any civilian ship it suspects of being Up To Something. (An option almost never used, but it's there. It's the legal theory the DEA keeps trying to use to get the Navy to get around Posse Commitatus to assist them (the DEA) in the War on Some Drugs. The USN has wisely declined.) During Prohibition the USCG couldn't go into international waters to make an arrest precisely because they *aren't* (legally) a military service, but are law enforcement.
      They seem to be pretty open about what they have going on, but the point here is that they COULD do all sorts of nasty things there.
      In the minds of the John Q. Public, maybe. In reality, no.
    212. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by serutan · · Score: 1

      Before you think, "sweat-ship," hear them out.

      I wonder how much the pay is going to be? Didn't see that in the articles, but SourcingMag quotes the guy saying that about 10 percent of the money they take in will go to direct wages and the rest goes back to the U.S. to buy fuel, etc. A competetive rate would be what, $120/hr? That would be $12/hr average pay. With free room and board thrown in that's probably not so bad for somebody from India. Could be kind of cool for a single person just out of college and accustomed to dorm life, sort of like living in a luxury dorm. But if someone's going to travel all the way here from India, I have a feeling working on land would be a lot more of a broadening experience.

    213. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by pehrs · · Score: 1

      The storage capacity depends heavily on what you are talking about. Remember that the ship will likely be anchored. So it will only need oil for generators. The only supplies that will be a problem are fresh food. Your guess on the cost of a support ship seems very much off. I see no reason they should need more than 200 tons of supplies a day (and such a small transport costs more like ~1500 a day). Doing a trip of 12nm at 12 knots (normal speed for a small transport) takes 1 hour. Add 2 hours for loading/unloading and you end up with a 4-hour return trip. Doing two trips a day will not be a problem. They can use microwave links or radio. Underwater cables are expensive, but not hideously so. 12 nm is not a long distance. Using an underwater cable and connect it to a buoy is not an unheard of solution. How far out they will place the ship probably depends on what zone they want to be inside. It's 12 nm for territorial waters. US claims 24 nm for the contiguous zone and 200 nm for the economic zone. I would guess they would place the ship in the economic zone, just over 12 nm (22km) out. Security? Piracy? They are still in the US economic zone and can call up on the US costal guard and the US navy for help. They also has to register the ship somewhere, gaining an legal system along the way (normally the laws of the home country are used on a ship when not inside territorial waters. Inside territorial waters it gets more complicated). Safety depends on the country where the ship is registered. Panama and Philippines have very low demands. Norway, Sweden and England considerably higher demands. Two week training is a very small investment compared to the other cost of keeping an employee. Waste? That is not very much. It can easily be transported back. Sewage? You are at the sea. You simply dump it into the water and let the fishes eat it. If you want to be environmental friendly you take care of the black water (read: shit), transporting it back and filter the grey water (from showers, cleaning etc.) before dumping it. Did you think a carrier brought along the shit from 2000 persons until the next visit at a harbour (in 6 months...) For the last two, remember that it's not unusual for sailors to work for 6 months. You work 6 months (with a good pay), and then you are home for 6 months. I think there are a lot of coders who don't mind taking 6 months, working 100% with a project, and then returning home for a 6-month vacation. Visas and such? Give them seaman passports, if they are still recognized in the US. Otherwise they only need a permission to travel through the country, not impossible to get (even if it gets harder). This seems like a project to employ coders more after the rules seamen has lived under for hundreds of years. If it will be successful or not I have no idea, but it's certainly doable. There are no major technical challenges. If you want a technical challenge, then you should look at staffing an oilrig.

    214. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      Oops it seems I overstated the case.

      I was thinking of an actual case with the IRA (looks it up)... Ah yes "1987: French Navy seize cargo on Eksund, skippered by Adrian Hopkins, off Brittany. Five arrested" 150 tons of arms (AK-47s x 1,000, SAM-7s x 20, RPG-7s, 2 tonnes of Semtex). So it seems the navy does seize guns...

      And from 2001: "It is extremely unusual for [British] anti-terrorist officers to board ships in international waters." In terms of legislation, it would have been simpler to wait for the ship to reach UK waters and fall under Britain's jurisdiction although an operation would fall within international law.

      The pirate radio stations came under land-based extra-territorial jurisdiction "1967 Marine Broadcasting Offences Act" because the radio meant that a crime was being committed on the mainland IIRC. But someone else might know more details.

    215. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      You make a move from city A to City B and they pay you $700 advance and $300 on arrival for a total of $1000 when all is said and done. You make another move of the same distance with the same weight (the two factors that affect how much they pay you) and they give you an advance for $700. When it comes time to get the additional $300 they say nope it only costs $300 and you now owe us $400. Pay us now or we keep your taxes plus a % for our trouble.

      Heh. Also worth noting is that if choose to avoid this by having them ship your stuff, you gotta be prepared to lose one or more boxes (presumably randomly selected based on the estimated value of the contents). I lost 2 CD players, a VCR, and varying portions of my CD collection at various times. Didn't seem to matter if I was a private shipping 5 boxes (one lost), or a sergeant shipping 20 boxes (3 lost). There's just no way to win.

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    216. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by nganju · · Score: 1

      Does that make Blackbeard a pirate pirate?

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    217. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Ahh, see, you forgot to apply the 25% anecdotal tax rant fee. The is a madatory 25% increased of tax burden to be applied whenever revealing what was paid in taxes the previous year.

    218. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by corsican · · Score: 1
      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US? The article contradicts itself on this point:

      My guess would be either a standard tourist visa (B-2) or, more likely, a D-1 or D-2 visa (both for sailors). The H series visas are to authorize work in the US; specifically, the H-1B is for workers in a specialty occupation (like software engineer). So it's not a contradiction to avoid H-1B visa hassles but still get into the US with a D-1 (for crewmen who land temporarily and depart on the same ship or plane).

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    219. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      Well, the system would have to take into account the fact that tax rates change at the whims of the government, so the effective gross pay would change along with tax rates.

      Excellent point.. this would be confusing not to mention frustrating (trying to plan financially when your pay would be adjusted continually with tax changes)

      But the real danger is in creating a large pool of citizens whose vote determines tax rates, but who don't pay taxes. No good can come of that.

      We are rapidly approaching that point anyway. According to this website, as many as 44% of the US population do not pay FIT anyway

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    220. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by corsican · · Score: 1
      Isn't Iraq landlocked?

      No; there is a small stretch of beachfront in the far southeast corner.

      http://www.mideastweb.org/miraqd.htm

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    221. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by general_re · · Score: 1
      If the IRS rules allow you to "exclude" the foreign income (as they do for Canadian income for example), then you are lucky. If you cannot "exclude" that income due to a lack of a tax treaty or similar provisions, they you will end up needing to cut a cheque to the IRS.

      Everyone, tax treaty or no, has some options. If you're a full-time resident of a foreign country, you can exclude up to $80,000 of your foreign-earned income from your US tax return. If you don't meet the test for residency in a foreign country, you can still get a tax credit for foreign taxes you paid. Or a deduction if you itemize, but most people are better off with the credit.

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    222. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by corsican · · Score: 1
      Seemed a bit daft, you know, guarding 'im when 'e's a guard.

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    223. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by corsican · · Score: 1
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

      Yes. My God was nailed to that tree unjustly. Yours is supposed to be the god of justice and law. What gives?

      And my God came back to life after that; yours was never alive to begin with.

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    224. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by emarkp · · Score: 1

      How did a bunch of Dutch men become signatories to the Geneva Convention? Answer: they did not, were not uniformed members of a signatory's army, and had no rights under the convention.

    225. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Handpaper · · Score: 1
      Is there more energy available from it or something? Why run on this instead of diesel?

      Yes, heavier fuels have greater specific energy, because they contain more Carbon and less Hydrogen.
      4C + 4O2 => 4CO2 produces more energy than 4H + O2 => 2H2O
      This is one of the reasons why diesel cars get better mileage than petrol, and why LPG and Hydrogen are worse than either.
      It's also presents much less of a fire hazard - petrol will happily burn in a puddle, with a little work and pre-heating, so will diesel. You'd be hard pressed to get this stuff to burn on a wick.

    226. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by joshmccormack · · Score: 1

      I must have missed the part where it said they were forcing people to work here?

      People haven't always been forced to work in coal mines, teflon factories, factories or power plants dripping with mercury and whatnot. People will work to support their families, no matter how horrible the conditions.

    227. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by joshmccormack · · Score: 1

      the sad fact is that if you have a third world citizenship, getting to visit the US can be a very problematic challenge.

      I've got to say, as an American, this makes me really sad. I know and have known a lot of immigrants and visiting workers, legal and illegal. It's serious work to move to another country, and most people I've met who have done it have been hard working.

      In the famous last lines of the Emma Lazarus poem "The New Colossus" which is engraved at the base of The Statue of Liberty it says:

      "Give me your tired, your poor,
      Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
      The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
      Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
      I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

      I think anyone who wants to come to American, who can, should be allowed to stay and work, or this plaque, and maybe the Statue of Liberty, should be taken down.

      I live in NYC, in Queens, the most diverse county in the us (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City).

    228. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by mec · · Score: 1

      Uh, how about that other large pool of citizens whose votes determine foreign policy, but who haven't served in the military?

      Don't get me wrong -- I do appreciate your insight about matching up voting rights with responsibility with the consequences.

      Cue up the Starship Troopers argument!

    229. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      there might be a small calculation error in this. did you measure the ton as 1000KG or as 2000lbs.
      since it should be 1000KG

      todays price for bunker ( 380 cst ) in LA is about 280

      Onepoint

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    230. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1
      Someone beat you to it, bucko.

      If you've been around the internet for a while, you've probably come across "Sealand", which is the smallest country in the world, population 7. It's a world war II outpost in the british waters. It used to be in international waters, and when it was abandoned, someone claimed it and took it to be their country.

      And they make money by hosting servers, with no copyright / slander / censor laws.

      See http://www.havenco.com/legal/aup.html:
      Unacceptable publications include, but are not limited to:

      Material that is unlawful in the jurisdiction of the server. For instance, if a customer's machine is hosted on Sealand by HavenCo, content which is illegal in Sealand may not be published or housed on that server. Sealand's laws prohibit child pornography. Sealand currently has no regulations regarding copyright, patents, libel, restrictions on political speech, non-disclosure agreements, cryptography, restrictions on maintaining customer records, tax or mandatory licensing, DMCA, music sharing services, or other issues; child pornography is the only content explicitly prohibited. At the present time, child pornography is not precisely defined; HavenCo is obeying rules similar to those of the United States, specifically a prohibition on any depiction of those under 18 in a sexual context.


      You can see Sealand's website at sealandgov.com.

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    231. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by zach_d · · Score: 1

      all calculations done in metric eh? so i went with a 1000 kg ton, and 1000 L to the m^3

    232. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by portforward · · Score: 1

      Interesting. My experience was different. I am an American and used to work in the Netherlands. I got taxed like you would not believe, plus did not get a tax break because I was an American because my boss screwed up. (If I recall correctly that was around $3000.)

      Plus while you may have to file in America, you don't have to pay. I think the latest law is that if you stay outside the US for a year the first $80,000 is non-taxable for the IRS. It isn't that hard to do.

    233. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Just how do you think royalty comes to be anyway?

      I don't believe in royalty. "Kings" are nothing but dictators IMHO. All men are created equally, but to have a monarchy you must believe that that man is better by birth than you. Silly notion.

    234. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the ship has to obey the laws that it is assigned to. (there is a term for it, but its basically the ships home country. if it plans to dock ANYWHERE it has to have a country of origin)

    235. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It comes in to port about 2 weeks a year...
      but the supply issue is only about 10 times worse for the bigger ship.

      So only 20 weeks in port? No problem.

    236. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      the only thing I don't know about bunker is the cubic weight. that I can not find.

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    237. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that "Captain Cook"?

    238. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not enough nits for you to pick today? You don't think VA taxes are high because you've been used to getting raped. Not as bad as some, but raped nonetheless.

    239. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      I can't image that any business model which includes losing a ship can be competitive.

      Not that I think other nations would let that happen. The US would probably provide some (free) insurance. Which is the problem. These guys are getting protection and not paying for it. The mob...er, I mean most states... should not stand for this.

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  2. A Mariner's First Impression: by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not too bright.

  3. Wow by michaelhood · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Admittedly, I don't have much to contribute to this born and raised in the States, but it's not often we see something actually using a fair amount of ingenuity.. this is a cool idea. :)

    1. Re:Wow by jesus.loves.nipple.r · · Score: 1

      damn straight its a cool idea...

      i can't wait for the monkey knife fights at lunch time!

  4. So... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Funny
    So this means the Coast Guard won't save their ass? Finally...about time we scurvy seadogs showed the RIAA and MPAA what REAL pirates are! YAAAR!

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    1. Re:So... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2

      You used to need a .com website to start a company. I guess all you need now is a boat for startups.... and upgrade to battleship enterprise status later.

    2. Re:So... by craXORjack · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:So... by Malc · · Score: 1

      Pirate radio is so old hat! There were boats off the coast of the UK for decades broadcasting without a license.

    4. Re:So... by shish · · Score: 1
      You used to need a .com website to start a company

      Which reminds me -- what top level domain does the sea use?

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    5. Re:So... by jackbird · · Score: 1
      what top level domain does the sea use?

      .wet?

    6. Re:So... by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

      .c obviously

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    7. Re:So... by hotspotbloc · · Score: 1
      So this means the Coast Guard won't save their ass?

      All kidding aside the USCG would respond to their distress call. They couldn't board the vessel without permission of the ship's captain or an agent of the country in which they're registered (most likely Liberia or Panama which means they'll never get their permission). International waters for many vessels is pretty much a "free for all".

      If SeaCode is successful I could see a lot more companies doing the same thing. As for "living at sea" on an old cruise ship, it could easily turn into a nightmare very quickly. The rats and mold alone would make life miserable. Also ships registered in Liberia or Panama (the two most common) are subject to very, very few safety regulations. I've boarded more than a few "Liberian pig ships" when I was in the USCG and personally couldn't believe how bad some of them were. BTW, this is nothing against or any reflection on the people of Liberia since these ships very rarely visit their declared home port. To ship owners it's all about "deregulation" and little to no taxes.

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  5. TaskMaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is this is the same David Cook who created the infamous TaskMaker game for the Mac platform?

    1. Re:TaskMaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no

    2. Re:TaskMaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, good eye.

  6. /. Effect Strikes Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Posts, already /.ed -- Good Job!

  7. Where do we sign up? by jarich · · Score: 4, Funny
    If they'll cruise it through the Bahamas, I know lots of people who'd sign up! ;)

    How would this affect taxes?

    1. Re:Where do we sign up? by metlin · · Score: 1


      Taxes might have to be paid based on which country's passport you hold.

      I'm sure there're international laws for nutheads like this.

    2. Re:Where do we sign up? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Informative


      "If they'll cruise it through the Bahamas, I know lots of people who'd sign up! ;)"

      To get to the Bahamas from San Diego, they will either need to use the Canal (expensive and not without documentation issues), or round the horn (not as dangerous as in the 18th century, but still quite an adventure).

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    3. Re:Where do we sign up? by nietsch · · Score: 1

      If they alter their businessplan 'slightly' they might find a nice niche.

      Get a smaller boat. 600 people on a few square meters will be too much distraction to get some work done. 60 + 5 will be much better. A smaller ship has the advantage that it goes slower. (or get a sailboat == more fun)

      Now plan a trip not longer than three weeks. try to visit places that are attractive in the brochure, and take some time to get in between.

      Get some(a lot actually) laptops with the right motion sensors and rig up a desktop backgrond that moves with the movement of the ship, providing an artificial horizon. (so coders don't get sea sick as long as they watch their screens ;-)

      Get some motivational trainers/bootcamp instructors that know how to get everybody working their asses off.

      Now have your customers == software companies send their coding teams, along with the specs of what needs to be done (specs can be in the form of a few customers, they'll like it too).

      The deal is this: you are expected to finish your projects milestones on time. Each milestone is planned to coincide with the arrival at a nice tropical island. getting there is a bit boring voyage with the ship, so you'll have not much else to do but code. Distractions like internet are only available while at anchor. So everything is geared towards getting your projects milestones done before the party can start.

      the advantage for a coder is that he gets a paid holiday to the tropics. The advantage to the software company is that they get their projects done on time, and they increase the cohesion of their coding team (bad apples will show up under stress, so you can weed them out there). And the advantage to the boat company is that they run a business in the tropics(and get paid for it).

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    4. Re:Where do we sign up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then eventually, the company can start saying "maybe we don't need to reach that next port quite so fast"

    5. Re:Where do we sign up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really like this idea. If I had a bunch of money I'd love to set something like this up. Or if someone offered it, I'd love to take part as a programmer or system admin.

    6. Re:Where do we sign up? by juan2074 · · Score: 1
      Taxes might have to be paid based on which country's passport you hold.

      The US is the only country that taxes global income, capital gains and estates for its citizens even if they live abroad.

      Egypt, the Philippines and North Korea are the only other countries known to tax citizens living elsewhere.

      Any Filipino employees would be subject to taxes from their homeland.

  8. Hmm by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not sure this plan will hold water. I hope they've weighed all the options.

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    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not sure this plan will hold water. I hope they've weighed all the options.

      Bouy, were those terrible or what?

    2. Re:Hmm by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      Shore were!

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    3. Re:Hmm by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 1

      At least they'll get their HTML anchors correct!

    4. Re:Hmm by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Well, it'll either be a big splash or just another idea that's all washed up. Hopefully it catches on and starts to rock the boat.

    5. Re:Hmm by Delphinios · · Score: 1

      Knot as fishy as Yaw's.

  9. Dumb idea by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dumbest idea EVER. I do not understand this infatuation with outsourcing professional workers. You can't tell me it's anywhere near as cost effective as they're making it out to be. (My own experience says otherwise.) I smell another crash of DotCom proportions...

    But if they're going to do this thing, they should at least do it in style. By utilizing an inexpensive aircraft carrier they could at least send these people home for occasional weekends and vacations. Under the proposed plan, they're basically prisoners on the ship unless they can manage to get a Visa to enter the country. Which, of course, negates the entire point of not messing with H1-Bs. And how do they think the government is going to react to having these people parked right off our shore? (Hmm... maybe they could refit the guns on the old carrier to keep the coast guard off their backs.)

    Did I mention that this is a dumb idea?

    1. Re:Dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm visas for vacationing are a lot easier to get than h1-b visas.

      But I'm not trying to argue with you, it is a dumb idea.

    2. Re:Dumb idea by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I smell another crash of DotCom proportions...

      So do we my friend.

      Just remember, when you see businesses going out of business after outsourcing their workers, make sure you hammer in the point by saying something like "I TOLD YOU SO DUMBASS!" and humilating the corporate officers in public.

      Outsourcing is a numbers game: It appear that you are saving money because the labor is cheaper, and the cost of labor is written down in the corporate financials. However, you LOSE money because of the inefficiency, which is harder to pin down.

    3. Re:Dumb idea by ManoMarks · · Score: 0, Troll

      The corporate officers will have pulled their money out early, except for some fall guy. That guy will be broke, the others will be laughing to the bank. The investers will take a bath, and the workers who are stretched thin at the home office, working for reduced pay, will be fired with little chance of finding work that doesn't involve wearing a hat. Welcome to Bush's America.

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    4. Re:Dumb idea by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      " they're basically prisoners on the ship"

      um... you do realize it's a freaking pleasure ship, pleasure being the primary word here. The entire boat was designed for people to have fun on, you make it sound like a jail.

      everyone looks at this as a bad idea, i see it as a GOOD IDEA. Maybe it'll wake up some of those morons running our government and show them how big the whole off-shoring problem has become.

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    5. Re:Dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H-Bs are needed for working.
      If you want to shop and move around in the usa, all you need is a tourist visa. Something far far far more easier to get.

    6. Re:Dumb idea by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The entire boat was designed for people to have fun on, you make it sound like a jail.

      It is a jail. Tell me again how you intend to leave? you can't enter the country except as a tourist, and then only for 3 days. You think some third-worlder is going to take a taxi to LAX, then hop on a plane back home on the money they're paying him?

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    7. Re:Dumb idea by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      By utilizing an inexpensive aircraft carrier they could at least send these people home for occasional weekends and vacations.

      Don't worry, if they get out of hand, they're sure to listen to Reason.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    8. Re:Dumb idea by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      However, you LOSE money because of the inefficiency, which is harder to pin down.
      But what if you can find a way to correct the inefficiency? Outsourcing isn't inefficient simply because there's some law carved in stone that says it has to be inefficient. It's inefficient for reasons. (For example, the programmer never gets to meet the customer and talk to them and find out what's really going wrong with the custom POS system.) Attack the causes for the inefficiency, and you might come up with something useful. Parking a ship near the US border, looks like maybe it's an attempt to do that.
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    9. Re:Dumb idea by clem · · Score: 1

      +1 Snow Crash reference.

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    10. Re:Dumb idea by dodobh · · Score: 1

      This is just the first step. After a few years, you will see a large conglomeration of ships around the aircraft carrier, and you will call it...the raft.
      Lu ha da hu pha le bu sh ni ah wa.....

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      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
    11. Re:Dumb idea by cornjchob · · Score: 0, Troll

      1. Insult Bush
      2. ...
      3. Profit!

      How, exactly, is that Bush's America? He's a driveling douche bag who has no place behind a large store of nuclear weapons, but c'mon--justify that for me, or, for that matter, anyone reading your post with a critical eye.

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    12. Re:Dumb idea by zsombor · · Score: 1

      What pleasure? They will work at a distance of few thousand miles from their families an friends. Without significant protective rights enforced on their employers by any government, full time on a freaking ship. Pleasure cruises lasts a few weeks, do you think that their `employment` will be shorter? How long do you expect them to last on average? A year or maybe two? Where is the cost effectiveness of that?

    13. Re:Dumb idea by Peter777 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because I can go to whatever country I want and expect full citizenship... I'd be inclined to think of it as a country in it's own right. Sure, it might be small, but is it really all that worse than living on some tiny island? Plenty of people have been doing that through history, but nobody says they're in a prison, even though they may have no chance of leaving. It'll have it's own domestic economy, import fuel and consumables, export expertise, doubtless police itself, 'tax' wages, if only by keeping them low to balance the cost of running the ship etc. Sounds just like a small-scale version of most countries. If people really, really want to leave, the land of rapidly diminishing freedom will be just 3.1 miles and an assylum application away.

    14. Re:Dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually all the people need for a shore leave would be a visitor's visa which is entirely differently than a H1B. A visitor's visa mean that someone can visit/shop all he/she want except he/she can't work.

    15. Re:Dumb idea by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      The article referenced at the really rather pathetic website says the employees can rent a sea taxi and go to LA for recreation. I don't know how they plan on implimenting this, legal-wise, but they've obviously thought about it. I imagine the rules would be similar to someone sailing into port from the high seas on a sailboat. I'm not familiar with how that works, but I'm sure it's a well established routine and not some off-the-wall new plan.

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    16. Re:Dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Insult Bush
      2. ...
      3. Profit!


      No, no.. you got it wrong.. It's:

      1. Suck Bush's dick
      2. ...
      3. Profit!

      What you're suggesting gets a war declared on your ass.

    17. Re:Dumb idea by cahiha · · Score: 1

      they're basically prisoners on the ship unless they can manage to get a Visa to enter the country. Which, of course, negates the entire point of not messing with H1-Bs.

      These people can get visitor visas just fine. They can go to shore pretty much whenever they like and go shopping, have girl/boyfriends, and do all those things Americans like to do in their free time. The only thing they cannot do in the US is work there and pay taxes there.

      The fact that they can work 3 miles outside the US and visit whenever they like only demonstrates the absurdity of placing caps on US work visas.

      With insightful analysis like yours, I'm not surprised companies have to outsource...

    18. Re:Dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the reason companies I've worked for have outsourced is because Americans are too fucking lazy to work.

    19. Re:Dumb idea by deadweight · · Score: 1

      It IS a dumb idea, but all they need are TOURIST visas to come ashore for fun. Or not even that if no one sees their dinghy landing :) BTW, why not put these people in Mexico?

    20. Re:Dumb idea by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      several comments along this line,
      It is difficult to get and maintain H1-B visas required TO WORK in the U.S. I am confident it is much easier to get a tourist visa, to visit the US.

      Also, I am game for this plan, wifi right into the CA internet access with some high gain antennas. Even if you had some jobs in CA from their, probably be much shorter commute from their boat to CA, than 90% of Californias living on land (well during calm seas...)

    21. Re:Dumb idea by Ian+Peon · · Score: 1
      it's a freaking pleasure ship, pleasure being the primary word here.
      Yeah. Because naming a thing makes it so. I bet those people got a lot of thinking done in those concentration camps! And they got to camp too!! Wow! Thinking campouts!
    22. Re:Dumb idea by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Outsourcing isn't inefficient simply because there's some law carved in stone that says it has to be inefficient. It's inefficient for reasons.

      You are quite right. And if you come up with the magical fix to the problems, you'll be a bazillionaire.

      I claim to be an expert in oursourcing, but I can see some problems with the model.

      Poor communication is a big reason for some of the inefficiencies. It is hard enough for a decision maker to communicate the business needs to a technical staff when they are in the same room, same time zone, speak the same language and are writing stuff on the same whiteboard.

      Now, add in a language barrier, cultural concepts (Grow up in a different culture, you think about things differently), an 8 hour lag in communication, and a lack of good tools to communicate ideas (online whiteboards are usually pretty crappy, communicating over the phone isn't good enough).

      Outsourcing removes the ability to walk over to Jane's desk to quickly clarify something. And there is very little bonding between the participants-- I think people work better when they have lunch, drink a beer or take a coffee break together once in a while.

      See, despite what some of the business people keep telling us-- a business is about more then just creating some business models and following those models. You can't just hand off a list of requirements and expect a perfect product to be returned to you. It's not that simple.

      A boat may try to solve some of these issues (But will the residents really be able to come to shore?), but they are going to have a big problem with morale.

    23. Re:Dumb idea by jafac · · Score: 1

      Dumbest idea EVER. I do not understand this infatuation with outsourcing professional workers. You can't tell me it's anywhere near as cost effective as they're making it out to be. (My own experience says otherwise.) I smell another crash of DotCom proportions...

      My own experience says likewise.

      However, that does not mean that there aren't other employers who are executing outsourcing successfully.

      On the other hand, the thing to remember about all of this, is that it's a trend. A fad. In the 1990's, you put a ".com" at the end of your company name, and voila! instant stock-price boost. Today, all you have to do is tell the media that you're stiffing your overpaid lazy american workers, and you get; well, not quite the same effect, at least your stock holds water. But it doesn't matter if it's a smart business move or not. It's a fad. Nothing more. It will pass, but I'm afraid the long-term (structural) damage to our economy is done, and it will likely take decades to really recover as a leading industrial economy, (if we ever do) - and while we're recovering, our competitors are growing stronger.

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    24. Re:Dumb idea by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "What pleasure? They will work at a distance of few thousand miles from their families..."

      that is pleasure ;)

      Obviously you've never been deployed in the armed forces...

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    25. Re:Dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "These people can get visitor visas just fine."

      How? What country are YOU from?

      "With insightful analysis like yours, I'm not surprised companies have to outsource..."

      Couldn't have said it better.

  10. Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of a horde of unshowered, dropcloth wearing Indians chained to a deck with oars next to their keyboards...

    (first post?)

    --
    There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
    1. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by neonfreon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I see a new Bollywood hit coming...

    2. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by PinchDuck · · Score: 1

      And I just used my last mod points! Too bad. You have my vote for funniest post.

    3. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to add Steve Ballmer up at the bow screaming and pounding on a drum to set the pace.

    4. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Developers! *thunk* Developers! *thunk* Developers! BGates: RAM speed, Mr. Ballmer. *thunkthunkthunkthunk* DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!

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    5. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by stev_mccrev · · Score: 5, Funny

      Source code leaks from the ship...

      if (anyone_reads(this)) {
      please->send(help);
      we.are_prisoners_here = true;
      }
    6. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I keep thinking of the "Crimson Permanent Assurance Company" sketch from 'The Meaning of Life'...

    7. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BGates: RAM speed, Mr. Ballmer.

      They wouldn't need to row too hard, of course, since 640 knots of RAM speed should be enough for anyone...

    8. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      *sings*

      In the navy
      all day you'll be writing code
      in the navy "I can't get this thing to load!"
      In the navy
      in the navy

      In the navy
      you can almost see the sand
      in the navy
      help exploit our motherland
      in the navy
      in the navy

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      ___
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  11. Is it just me or is that site slow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Arg! Torpedo to the server room!

    1. Re:Is it just me or is that site slow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is said that early slave ships stunk so bad that people sometimes suffocated to death.

      Much like this ship, minus the slaves.

    2. Re:Is it just me or is that site slow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, that was with a shipful of knuckle-dragging, ignorant niggers. they smell far worse.

  12. Queue Pirate Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arh! Shiver'me Packets!

  13. site is down :( by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    Google cache of article

    Seems to be down so there's the google cache :|

  14. 4th pissed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    foar!

  15. All well and good by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Until that 70' wave hits you broadside.

    1. Re:All well and good by mlinksva · · Score: 1

      True for any ship, no? The seasteading folks have done some research on rogue waves and how to avoid or defend against them.

    2. Re:All well and good by mesach · · Score: 1

      I believe that the residents of Los Angeles would far more to worry about than the cruise ship if they are parked 3 miles off shore when a 70' wave hit.

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    3. Re:All well and good by misleb · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm pretty sure they would be pretty safe that far out. They'd only notice a swell. The wave doesn't break until it gets to shore or shallow water.

      -matthew

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    4. Re:All well and good by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Like this one?

    5. Re:All well and good by misleb · · Score: 1

      Where was this exactly? A 70 foot wave on the east coast wouldn't go unnoticed by land dwellers. That would be a pretty big deal. Why did it only affect a cruise ship?

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    6. Re:All well and good by lgw · · Score: 1

      70'-100' "rouge" waves are documented at sea every few years, and probably happen a lot more often than that. This is totally different phenomenon than tsunamis, which are almost unnoticable at sea. Rouge waves are still not well understood.

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  16. Best description by SiW · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fucking sleazy.

    Jesus.

  17. A Slashdot First by dcigary · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, with our awesome Slashdot power, we have now set fire to the servers on the ship, and it is in the process of sinking.

    Good job, everyone! Now, World Domnination is within our grasp!

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    ...my Karma ran over your Dogma...
  18. Misleading summary by smallpaul · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Visa regulations" do not accompany "outsourcing". Visa regulations accompany the importation of foreign workers. The problems cited with outsourcing are mostly related to distance.

    1. Re:Misleading summary by Zeebs · · Score: 1

      Learning corpspeak will make stories like this easier to read. The litteral translation of their sales pitch comes out to be "I'm an idiot; Give me money."

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    2. Re:Misleading summary by Holi · · Score: 1

      Hence anchoring the ship 3 miles of the California coast. It provides the best of both worlds, cheap outsourcing prices with the benefits of not having the people doing the work 1/2 way around the world.

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  19. Yes, dumbest idea EVAR! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    I smell another crash of DotCom proportions...

    I smell a crash of Titanic or U.S.S. Cole proportions.

    1. Re:Yes, dumbest idea EVAR! by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Would it be cheaper, to use an abandoned offshore oilrig instead?

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    2. Re:Yes, dumbest idea EVAR! by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

      Would it be cheaper, to use an abandoned offshore oilrig instead?

      No, since this Sealand guy used that loophole, the laws/agreements have been changed such that oil rigs and tiny island will belong to the closest nation(or so).
      --
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    3. Re:Yes, dumbest idea EVAR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if your console cowboys have lumps of C4 with crude smiles carved into them setting atop their Ono-Sendais.

    4. Re:Yes, dumbest idea EVAR! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      Cheap?

      What about lives?

  20. International waters by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    Where can I find a map of where international waters begin and end (especially on the California coast)? Catalina Island is west of LA some 30-40 miles, and is part of Los Angeles County.

  21. Hmmm... by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... I wonder what the tax implications for the workers are. And what happens if a crime is committed in International Waters? What about a guarantee of workplace safety and anti-discrimination policy?

    I see lots of problems here.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      And what happens if a crime is committed in International Waters? What about a guarantee of workplace safety and anti-discrimination policy?

      Crimes would be dealt with, descrimination laws would be nonexistant and workplace safety would probably be weak unless it was so bad it fell under the category of crime.

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    2. Re:Hmmm... by tx_kanuck · · Score: 1

      well, as for crime...the guy just walks the plank. Though for liablilty purposes, it is the ocean that kills them, not the company. (yes, I stole that from simpsons)

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    3. Re:Hmmm... by chadjg · · Score: 1

      If I recall my law correctly, a ship on the high seas is more or less considered a mobile chunk land from the flag nation. Therefore the flag's nation's criminal laws apply.

      The major exceptions are if a vessel is followed in hot pursuit from another nation's territorial waters, if the vessel is abandoned or a hazard to navigation, and if it doesn't fly a flag or identify itself. If it doesn't have a flat it's open season to any Navy that wants to make it an issue.

      Admiralty law is kinda freaky, and precedent and reason doesn't necessarily follow conventional lines. Also, I don't believe Liberia or Malta is going to give a crap about anti-descrimination laws. Working this stuff out could be interesting.

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    4. Re:Hmmm... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's certain laws of the sea that only work if you fly a flag.

      For example, if a US ship (be it military or civilian) tries to board a Canadian ship, and a Mexician ship is wandering by, it has the right to try to stop the US.

      But any ship not flying a flag can, as far as I know, be legally attacked by anyone, not just the military. (By legally, I mean 'internationally'. I suspect US law, for example, would prohibit US civilian ships from attacking any other ships, even flagless ones.) Flagless ships have no 'rights' at all under international law and conventions of the sea. It's the truest form of anarchy...you can do anything to anyone, and not legally answer for it, but anyone can do anything to you, and not legally answer for it, at least not internationally.

      If a US ship is attacking a flagless ship, no one can stop them. Flagless ships are classified as 'pirates', and not only are they allowed to be attacked, it's assumed they'll be attacked. Meanwhile, any ship with a flag attacking them can't be, itself, attacked. (Well, your own government can attack you.)

      Which is why, if this project gets off the ground, they'll be flying some flag. Otherwise they're risking some ship from, say, Panama, legally boarding them and stealing all their stuff and their ship. And even if other nations want to stop them, they can't, because they are not allowed to fire on Panama's ships. (Well, without actually declaring war.)

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    5. Re:Hmmm... by mutterc · · Score: 1
      Duh - that's the point!

      Corporations hate those pesky labor laws, they cut into the profits they are legally required to continuously increase.

      Now they can go back to the old railroad days - if a worker dies on the job, just toss them out of the way! (Of course, nowadays, you'd expect the corp to bill the estate for body disposal).

      The best we can hope for out of this is some blatant abuses that galvanize an anti-corporate movement (unless they already have so much power that they can't be stopped by regular people, by any means).

    6. Re:Hmmm... by chadjg · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I haven't seen the idea that anyone can attack before. I'll have to see what I can find out.

      As a side point, I understand that piracy, the "arrgh matey!" type, not the Hilary Rosen type, is becoming a serious problem in Malaysian waters. Scary.

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    7. Re:Hmmm... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Anyone can attack a flagless vessel if allowed to by the laws of the country they are sailing under. (And they're in international waters.)

      Erm, well, actually, they can attack it anyway. They're just breaking the law, not committing piracy, and as such no other country can get them for it, just their own.

      As for being in some country's waters, that's more complicated. You're technically still under your own country's laws until you accept entrance into the country, at customs, but only if you're in 'innocent passage'. You are explicitly disallowed from threatening other vessels while in innocent passage (Hence the name.), if you do so you lose your innocent passage.

      However, you can attack other vessels in self defense. (Any other vessels, not just flagless ones.)

      And countries are required to respond to reports of piracy within their own waters, even involving ships that are just in passage.

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  22. From BoingBoing: by RotJ · · Score: 1

    BB reader Kate says:

    Generally, maritime folks consider "international waters" to be the high seas, which start outside of 200 nautical miles from any coastline. If by "international waters" they mean Mexican waters then they could have a ship three miles from San Diego. It would be subject to Mexican law, and there are a number of fishing collectives off Baja that patrol the area.

  23. How is that international waters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that a country generally could claim the 12 miles of water offshore and in the case of the United States, we tend to claim 200 miles of offshore waters as being U.S. territory. How is a ship three miles offshore in international waters?

  24. Should we wait... by rk · · Score: 5, Informative

    until they anchor it three miles off the coast to tell them the US claims territorial waters twelve nautical miles off the coast?

    1. Re:Should we wait... by MasterB(G)ates · · Score: 5, Informative

      yep - check out this info. 3 Miles is wayyy too close http://www.encyclopedia.com/html/w1/waters-t.asp

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    2. Re:Should we wait... by Xochil · · Score: 1

      Well far be it from me to argue with an encyclopedia web site, but it is in error. Either that, or the Navy needs to be made aware that they are in error. --Mike

    3. Re:Should we wait... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter. Hiro and the giant nuke-toting Aleutian will infiltrate and destroy the crazy water-city soon enough!

    4. Re:Should we wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Up, no, it's not. The UN Law of the Sea treaty changed the historical 3 nm limit out to 12 nm. The Web link mentions that some US agencies have been authorized to throw their weight out to 24 nm, which is news to me, but the increase in the territorial waters limit and the introduction of the exclusive economic activity zones is change that's existed for at least several decades de facto in the U.S., internationally legalized by the 1994 treaty.

    5. Re:Should we wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I thought it was worth adding that miles are different than nautical miles. A nautical mile is based on the circumference of the Earth, a minute of arc on the planet Earth is 1 nautical mile.
      1 nautical mile = 1.1508 miles

    6. Re:Should we wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      the US claims territorial waters twelve nautical miles off the coast?

      Your information is a little out-of-date. These days, the Americans claim their territorial waters extend to 12000 miles off the coast.

    7. Re:Should we wait... by Green+Salad · · Score: 1
      Hmmm...If I were Homeland Security and became aware of a "cruise" ship, just 3-miles off my country's coast loaded with antennas, computers and foreign technicians would I have a problem with that?

      Would I allow them satellite ISP service or JAM it?

      Would I allow water taxis to shuttle back and forth?

      How about if I were the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) or Immigration, or Customs, etc., etc. Did anyone actually think this through?

    8. Re:Should we wait... by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even if they remained twelve miles off the coast it would not be long before this ship had an 'accident' that resulted in the unfortunate sinking of the ship. The US Coast Guard would be on hand to rescue and deport the programmers and that would be the official story. Of course, everyone with more than two rocks rattling around upstairs would realize that the whole affair was no 'accident' and would take the hint. The point is that countries, especially the United States, do not suffer such insolence even from other nations much less a bunch of non-citizens hanging around offshore in a boat.

    9. Re:Should we wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahahha.

      +5 Insightfull.

    10. Re:Should we wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what if the Bush Administration actually likes this corporation. I'm sure they could pull a few strings and the DEA will mysteriously lose their case papers.

      After all, Bush's track record is that he is both pro slave immigrantion (they don't get the rights of a citizen, but instead get to work slave jobs) and pro big corporations.

    11. Re:Should we wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and this is neither.

    12. Re:Should we wait... by little_blaine · · Score: 1

      Or for a bit geekier reference, check it out on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_waters

    13. Re:Should we wait... by mutterc · · Score: 1
      Are you kidding?

      Big business owns the U.S. government. This is good for big business. Our officials' corporate masters would never allow our government to interfere with this type of profitable pursuit.

    14. Re:Should we wait... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...If I were Homeland Security and became aware of a "cruise" ship, just 3-miles off my country's coast loaded with antennas, computers and foreign technicians would I have a problem with that?

      If it's not flying the flag of a nation state recognised by the US all you'd have to do is tell the US Navy they can use it for "target practice".

      Would I allow them satellite ISP service or JAM it?

      Jamming is likely to be more expensive than sinking it. Especially given that you really don't want to have to deal with complains from any other ships which might lose their service.

    15. Re:Should we wait... by rhaig · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking about putting together a small security force and contracting to these guys for on-ship and near-ship security. Just think of the fun toys they'd be able to mount on their ship.

      post a few snipers on the higher parts of the ship. While motion would make hitting the targets difficult at a distance, snipers have the experience to spot distant threats. mount M2's about the ship to protect against pirates (yes, there are pirates) even though the CG would come when you called, who wants to depend on the US govt for your safety?

      A few thousand rounds each month for training purposes... that's plenty of fun on it's own.

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  25. Isn't international waters over 100 miles? by mollyhackit · · Score: 1

    I think calling 3 miles international waters is misleading. I'm guessing the ship is going to be registered in another country and 3 miles is how far you have to go to be officially "not in a dock". Sorry I don't have a Snowcrash "The Raft" joke

  26. Arr Ye Maty! There be a Slashdottin! (MIRROR) by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 1
  27. Morons. by Frennzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    L. Ron Hubbard ALREADY owns the patent to this! Just ask his friendly help desk people at the scientoloaserfgad
    asdfasdfasdfa
    ASDFAESRFA

    NO CARRIER

    1. Re:Morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I thought it was pretty funny ...

    2. Re:Morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. How can this be a troll? Are there really angry scientologist /.ers? Mark it funny.

    3. Re:Morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even body Thetans get mod points on /.

  28. I'm really upset about this! by xtal · · Score: 1

    Upset I didn't think of it first. :)

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  29. Wait... by killa62 · · Score: 1

    Was this site hosted on a offshore ship?

  30. U-Boats! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch out for the German U-Boats!

  31. International Waters? by uberdave · · Score: 1

    I thought that International waters started at 12 miles, or at 200 miles, not at 3 miles.

  32. This won't last long. by TerryMathews · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This won't last. Fed and State of Cali won't like a busniess operating outside its jurisdiction and will make their lives a living hell...

    Buying stuff on the ship? Customs time. Don't forget, the DEA will have to check your luggage as well.

    Want to go home? Sure thing, we'll just need to make sure your passport is in order. What, you didn't bring a passport? You did know you were leaving the country, right?

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    1. Re:This won't last long. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This won't last. Fed and State of Cali won't like a busniess operating outside its jurisdiction and will make their lives a living hell...
      Which would scare the crap out of the container ships, and by extension the ports and importers. There's already a lot of folks with well-funded lobbyists who have made sure the tax man keeps his grubby little hands off of ships.
  33. The first food poising incident by Lethargica · · Score: 1

    Yikes! What happens when the entire company calls in sick? http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/vsp/pub/Norovirus/Noroviru s.htm

  34. Security??? by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 1

    Because they are in international waters whats their security, a boat full of computer nerds isn't going to put up a fight against a bunch of raiders who decide they want to "aquire" a whole heap of new computers to sell cheaply, no police will help a boat thats used to avoid tax laws getting raided in international waters.

    Also whats to stop the RIAA or the MPAA blowing the boat out of the water if they get scared they are developing a new evil P2P network to steal their work?

    1. Re:Security??? by Frennzy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      good point! what say you and I gather up our guns, buy a boat, and head out before the RIAA does? Let's steal 'at 'er muzak afore they do!

      yeeeeehaah!! First wun ta crak mah WPA PSK wins hisself a free iPod! Whoooooooo!

  35. Simply not far enough ... by srealm · · Score: 1

    Didn't anyone bother telling them that the US has terrirorial waters of 12 nautical miles, and an exclusive exconomic zone of 200 nauticle miles?

    http://www.encyclopedia.com/html/w1/waters-t.asp

  36. File Swaping by scep · · Score: 1

    When will they start drumming and having sex to share code?

    1. Re:File Swaping by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      Clever.
      Didn't want you to think no one got it.
      Clever.
      Ms. Spelled. Butt Clever.

    2. Re:File Swaping by chochos · · Score: 1

      +1 Cool Diamond Age Reference

  37. Re:International Waters by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, the U.S. considers the fishing, mineral, and sphere of influence within 100-150 nautical miles. U.S. LAW only applies to within 3 miles to shore. The only thing backing up this position is the 15 carrier taskgroups it can call upon. That's pretty much enough so that the U.N. doesn't want to make an issue of it.

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  38. Costal Waters by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

    The US claims 200 miles as its costal waters....I believe, however, that the state of California ends at the waters edge.

    1. Re:Costal Waters by Xochil · · Score: 1

      That wasn't the case when I was in the Navy. Outside of three miles is international waters...which is why the Soviet spy ships hung about 3.5 miles off the coast of San Diego during much of the latter Cold War years. The Soviets claimed 12 miles (which we did not "officially" breach). --Mike

    2. Re:Costal Waters by lobsterGun · · Score: 1
      I went ahead and looked it up. It turns out that the law has changed recently (11 years ago is recent to me).

      from : http://www.encyclopedia.com/html/w1/waters-t.asp


      The UN-sponsored Law of the Sea Treaty, which went into effect in 1994, codified territorial waters of 12 nautical mi (13.8 mi/22.2 km) and an exclusive economic zone of 200 nautical mi (230 mi/370 km). In 1999, U.S. agencies were empowered by presidential proclamation to enforce American law up to 24 miles (39 km) offshore, doubling the previous limit.


  39. Piracy by OPPressed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm gonna get a speedboat and pirate there software!

  40. Er, Poisoning. by Lethargica · · Score: 1

    oops.

  41. Really, now? by Danuvius · · Score: 1
    no police will help a boat thats used to avoid tax laws getting raided in international waters.
    Really, now?

    That's pretty fucked up.
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    1. Re:Really, now? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Hey, it's not the US's concern, is it? You want US protection, you either fly a US flag or you stay in US waters. Um, duh.

      If whatever tiny Caribbean they're flying under wants to save their ass, they can go right ahead. Of course, who knows how good their Navy is, and how long does it take to get from the Caribbean to LA anyway?

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    2. Re:Really, now? by Danuvius · · Score: 1
      Hey, it's not the US's concern, is it? You want US protection, you either fly a US flag or you stay in US waters. Um, duh.

      If whatever tiny Caribbean they're flying under wants to save their ass, they can go right ahead. Of course, who knows how good their Navy is, and how long does it take to get from the Caribbean to LA anyway?
      You're quite right.

      I think the US should also formally revoke all police and military protection from convicts, democrats, and people charged with crimes.
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    3. Re:Really, now? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      You do realize I was being silly, right? The US is actually obligated under some treaties to respond to piracy attempts if near. Presumably, there are indeed some Navy ships near LA.

      Even without treaties, the US wouldn't just ignore the ship. It you start letting pirates attack ships off LA, they'll start attacking actual cruise ships and whatnot.

      This doesn't mean, of course, that they will arrive quickly...

      There might be a 'regrettable' amount of damages inflicted 'before the US could get there', and it might turn into a rescue operation because the ship isn't seaworthy anymore.

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    4. Re:Really, now? by Danuvius · · Score: 1
      You do realize I was being silly, right? The US is actually obligated under some treaties to respond to piracy attempts if near. Presumably, there are indeed some Navy ships near LA. Even without treaties, the US wouldn't just ignore the ship. It you start letting pirates attack ships off LA, they'll start attacking actual cruise ships and whatnot.

      This doesn't mean, of course, that they will arrive quickly...

      There might be a 'regrettable' amount of damages inflicted 'before the US could get there', and it might turn into a rescue operation because the ship isn't seaworthy anymore.
      *grin*

      No, I did not at all realise you were being silly. Glad to hear it now though. =)

      And I understand what you mean... though, admittedly, even the "let's wait till they are ransacked" is rather on the dubious side. (in morality, not in you claiming it might happen)
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  42. Is it April Fools Day?-Presumed Guilty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "SourcingMag says that SeaCode will treat their workers fairly. That's great and all if we suddenly believed that corporations are honest and will regulate themselves. How many times have companys ran sweat-shops and claimed that they were treating their worker's fairly?"

    Well by that logic. How do we know ANYBODY treats people under them right? Has your supervisor stop beating his employees?

  43. More typos? by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd hate to be a coder on the ship during a good storm. We'll probably start seeing variable names like upanddown, backandforth, sidetoside, puke, makeitstop, and soseasick.

  44. Remember the Simpsons? by Cerberus911 · · Score: 1

    I think we all have seen that Simpsons episode.

    I for one expect hilarious consequences from this.

    1. Re:Remember the Simpsons? by WayHomer · · Score: 1

      "See that ship over there? They're re-broadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not express written consent -- or so the legend goes."

    2. Re:Remember the Simpsons? by Kirby-meister · · Score: 1
      Wow...what a general post from the parent...

      I think that whole post could be applied to any slashdot story, and still be valid...the Simpsons have done everything, afterall...

    3. Re:Remember the Simpsons? by cornjchob · · Score: 1

      Wow...what a general post from the parent...

      General Post--wasn't he the guy who defeated the Quakers in the Battle for Bran Hill in the late 1890's? Too bad Kellogg used his amazing powers of abstinence to rein in what would've otherwise been an amazing empire.

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    4. Re:Remember the Simpsons? by sjwaste · · Score: 1

      You mean there's gonna be another Tyson-Secretariat fight? (They were so drunk)

  45. The Ultimate Reality Show! by fyrie · · Score: 1

    600 people, mostly men (but enough women to cause chaos), but a sweet mix of Western Europeon Catholics and Mid-Eastern.*s Never mind the fact that they are all going to go crazy living on the ocean for any good length of time. Sounds like Mad Max on a ship! It's going to be like running a mini Iraq. I wish them luck!

  46. Company team building exercises ... by srealm · · Score: 1

    "All employees are required to enroll in one of our two offered team building courses.

    'Endurance Swimming', to ensure you can get back to the shore in case of this office sinking.

    or

    'How to be an effective boat anchor', for those who are out of breath after the 30ft walk to the coffee machine.

    1. Re:Company team building exercises ... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Paintball would work fairly well, I'd think. You could paint people black and blue without risking holing the hull.

  47. Oh shit awesome by mcc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I totally want to set up a web server there and illegally distribute Windows ISOs from there, just so I can be charged with Piracy on the High Seas

    1. Re:Oh shit awesome by menace3society · · Score: 1

      I wonder why more war3z d00dz don't consciously embrace the pirate mythology (other than thepiratebay.org, of course). It seems that the cyber-equivalent of high-seas adventure would be very appealing to that class of pasty-skinned loser.

    2. Re:Oh shit awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder why more war3z d00dz don't consciously embrace the pirate mythology

      Because they're not morons.

    3. Re:Oh shit awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZT

      wrong again

    4. Re:Oh shit awesome by LuxFX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not do actual piracy on the high seas? There's more liquor and women that way.

      Plus if you're caught being an actual pirate, the sentence is much lighter than if you were caught swapping copyrighted material.

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    5. Re:Oh shit awesome by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Why not do actual piracy on the high seas? There's more liquor and women that way."

      In fact, forget the piracy!

    6. Re:Oh shit awesome by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*

      Forget the women then, slashdotter..

    7. Re:Oh shit awesome by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Instead they just want lots of programmers for C++
      ...
      (the high C's...)

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    8. Re:Oh shit awesome by Canonymous+Howard · · Score: 1
      *whoosh*


      That woosh you mentioned was the sound of a Futurama joke going over your head.

    9. Re:Oh shit awesome by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Hardly. That Futurama joke is about 5 uses from becoming the next "You insensitive Clod!"

      In response to a meme, the appropriate response was, of course, the "slashdotters never get laid" meme. ;)

    10. Re:Oh shit awesome by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      In fact, forget the "Insensitive Clod"!

    11. Re:Oh shit awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod! I was attacked by pirates and suffered brain damage and can no longer remember...

      What were we talking about, again?

    12. Re:Oh shit awesome by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Plus you can do like a modern-day Ragnar Danneskjold and invade Redmond and Lindon periodically...you can take the money for pre-installed Windows licenses and return it in gold bars to Linux users.

  48. umm, didn't the simpsons cover this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    monkey knife fights, pirates with multiple parrots, the horror

  49. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by heller · · Score: 2, Informative

    "International Waters" has been 12 nautical miles for like 40 years now. I'm not even going to go look for links since I bet that 30s and google will tell you that.

  50. Pirates by zobier · · Score: 1

    Next the real Pirates will become IP Pirates 'cause the **AA can't get to them.

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  51. How would they live without... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...women? Oh, wait, you said programmers? Ah, never mind!

  52. Simpsons, obligatory, etc... by Tape_Werm · · Score: 1

    For liability purposes, it is the sea, not the pirates that will kill the software engineers.

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  53. Heh.. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Informative

    From TFA: Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi. Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop.

    I've done my fair share of time aboard a ship, and let me just say that anchoring out and taking a ferry (or water taxi, or whatever you want to call the vomit inducing small craft that transport you to and from the port) a "mere three miles," is a much bigger pain in the arse than you might think. If you're lucky, they run once every 30 minutes. In a situation like this, it's more likely to be every hour, or every few hours.

    Do some shopping during the day, and now you'd like to change and grab some dinner and maybe go out? Enjoy catching the ferry back to your boat and then waiting for the next one to get back to land.

    Oh, and that moderate sized TV you just bought? Have fun carrying it up the brow.. not to mention just getting it off the ferry, which is probably using its own power to stay pressed against a barge tied alongside the ship. Oops, you slipped? That's a shame. Dropped your TV in the drink? Hope you have a good credit card company, and they believe you.

    But I guess maybe it's better than the pay and conditions in the country you come from, and I'm just a spoiled American.

  54. Sealand... by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

    Sounds an awful lot like Sealand. They provide offshore webhosting without "imperialist entanglements". Funny stuff.

  55. They need to do their homework... by Bagheera · · Score: 5, Informative

    "International waters" don't start three miles off-shore. The US maritime claims are as follows:

    Maritime claims:
    territorial sea: 12 nm
    contiguous zone: 24 nm
    exclusive economic zone: 200 nm
    continental shelf: not specified


    In other words, they'd have to be at least 12 miles from shore, and possibly (depending on who's doing the interpretation) over 200.

    Also, as far as I'm aware, the ship will have to be flagged somewhere, which means that it's effectively that country's territory when in international waters.

    Someones tax man will find them.

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    1. Re:They need to do their homework... by Holi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since the company is incorporated in California, I am sure they will be paying taxes in the US. It has more to do with skirting immigration laws and visas then evading taxes. That, and OSHA requirements and wage laws.

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    2. Re:They need to do their homework... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I take it that in this context 'nm' doesn't stand for nanometres as it usually does...

    3. Re:They need to do their homework... by hexa00 · · Score: 1

      It's for nautical miles

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    4. Re:They need to do their homework... by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      Someones tax man will find them.

      Along those lines, my first thought was: I hope they hire me; then, at first chance I get, I'll ass-rape their Intellectual Property (or, more likely, their customers) to any portable drive and take that ferry to the shore. And sell it to the highest bidder.

      It's not as if this ship will be a signatory to the Berne Treaty, or really be able to expect the protection of any country's laws. They are doing this to get around the barriers of some laws, yet they don't think their employees will have the same idea? Didn't these guys hear about the Social Contract: some prohibitions you may find onerous, but others are for your own protection. Forgo the former at the risk of the latter.

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    5. Re:They need to do their homework... by mbaciarello · · Score: 1

      In other words, they'd have to be at least 12 miles from shore, and possibly (depending on who's doing the interpretation) over 200.

      Well, either that, or 12 nm off the coast of a country which can't afford "economical exclusivity" on 200 miles around itself...

      I'm not sure what the exact implications of an "exclusive economic zone" are (you know, it's 7:11 am here), but sure enough the area seems quite large to me. Not everyone can afford to claim that, I guess.

    6. Re:They need to do their homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someones tax man will find them.

      Just flag it under a tax haven. Isle of Man, Monaco, etc.

    7. Re:They need to do their homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yup. They'd have to be damn far off shore for that to work - more than 200 knots. It doesn't have to be flagged anywhere, if it doesn't ever come to port, but at some point they'll need service, so being flagged would be wise.

      These guys sound so dumb, I sure wouldn't want to work for them, but the next logical step after a ship, submarine or an Antarctic base, would be a space station.

    8. Re:They need to do their homework... by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      Well, either that, or 12 nm off the coast of a country which can't afford "economical exclusivity" on 200 miles around itself...

      Twelve nanometers isn't very far.

    9. Re:They need to do their homework... by mbaciarello · · Score: 1

      My living room is only 0.5e-2 nm long, you insensitive clod.

    10. Re:They need to do their homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maritime claims:
      territorial sea: 12 nm
      contiguous zone: 24 nm
      exclusive economic zone: 200 nm


      I just read that as nanometers...
    11. Re:They need to do their homework... by davesag · · Score: 2, Informative
      exactly right, thus clearly showing this is all just some sort of 21c slave ship. they could easily lure young Indian and Asian developers with promises of big money etc and then when on board they take their passports and voila - commence oppression. I've seen the same thing happen in restaurants. There was a case of a restaurant in Adelaide where the entire kitchen staff had been brought over to Australia and then enslaved with the threat of prison and routine physical intimidation by the ruthless restaurant owners. Just look at the volume of people-trafficing that goes on, 1,000's of young girls are adbucted and sold into sex-slavery and shipped from one end of the earth to another like so many marks-n-spencers boardroom sandwich packs.

      Imho human beings have no limit to the evil they can do, but their capacity for goodness is capped by their widening culture of self interest. Lies have become as relevant as truths for most people. No-one really gives a shit about Iraq or Afghanistan, or people being boiled alive in Uzbekistan or whatever the fuck other horrible thing is happening out there. The peaking of oil, the rise of the neocons, a pope who was a member of the hitler youth! climate change, species die-off, blah blah blah. [[[allows sputtering rage to subside - grabs ipod and gets on bike, it's a beautiful day outside.]]]

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    12. Re:They need to do their homework... by slashdot.org · · Score: 1

      In other words, they'd have to be at least 12 miles from shore, and possibly (depending on who's doing the interpretation) over 200.

      Interesting, and others point that out as well. I wonder how this exactly work on the border (San Diego for example). What if you anchored 1 mile of the coast of Tijuana?

      In any case, it sounds this could very well be a bunch of drunk guys talking, as is suggested in the first paragraph: I heard it at a party last night here at the Gartner conference, then did a quick interview with them

    13. Re:They need to do their homework... by stupid_is · · Score: 1
      Maritime claims:
      territorial sea: 12 nm
      contiguous zone: 24 nm
      exclusive economic zone: 200 nm

      How do they measure nano-metres with all them waves :-)

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    14. Re:They need to do their homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not too happy about the pope being so damn conservative as was the last one. I still have to object about the pope being a nazi, only because he was in the Hitler youth. If you think about the social circumstances of the time and the level of understanding especially children had at the time I think that is really just a low cheap shot.

    15. Re:They need to do their homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      t has more to do with skirting immigration laws and visas then evading taxes. That, and OSHA requirements and wage laws.
      Then why the ship? Obviously the whole point of it is to be a kind of detention facility (logically - no visa, no fooling around at large) in vicinity of company HQ. They could also rent a prison, or an abandoned military base in desert and equip it with luxury, just provide for customs official on gates (or restrict leaves out completely). It would be both cheaper and less dangerous.

      But, the REAL solution we all want to see is global telepresence. No need to put some sorry programmer's ass in slammer, on high seas or any other place, to get job done.

      Keep ass away, bring brain online.
    16. Re:They need to do their homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maritime claims:
      territorial sea: 12 nm

      12 nanometers? Wow.

    17. Re:They need to do their homework... by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      But 3 miles is way more than 200 nanometers.

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    18. Re:They need to do their homework... by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      You need to do your homework, too. Nobody launches a ten million dollar speculative venture without at least calling a lawyer.

      The laws for international cruises and other shipping are not as simplistic as lines drawn in the water.

      If this ship bothers to dock in Mexico from time to time, it's an international cruise ship. These people working on the ship are considered crew. The payroll of the crew (and for that matter, all other labor laws beyond international treaty) comes under the jurisdiction of the country where the ship is registered. A quote:

      If the ships flew U.S. flags, they would have to employ more expensive U.S. crews as well as have U.S. ownership and be U.S.-built...Wage and hour laws were written decades ago...And, court decisions have since concluded, Congress didn't say these laws apply to foreign-flag vessels.

      Under the Internal Revenue Code, some non-U.S. companies incorporated in certain jurisdictions -- Panama, for example -- are not subject to federal income tax on the money from the international operation of ships.

      So all they have to do is not operate between two or more U.S. ports. They will owe their country of registry some money. Sure. But a lot of countries, like Liberia and Panama, have companies around the world registering ships there, precisely because their tax (and inspection, and labor) laws are so lenient.

      And if the U.S. tries to get pushy, all they have to do is weigh anchor and park three miles off the coast of San Diego---in Mexican territorial waters.

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    19. Re:They need to do their homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nanometers!

    20. Re:They need to do their homework... by mutterc · · Score: 1
      Corporations are required to try to violate the Social Contract, in their favor, as much as possible. We went and required them to increase profits forever, and there's only so much profit-increase you can get by legal / ethical means.

      They can just kill the employees if they're given any trouble (unless the relevant employee finds a way to escape, on a ship at sea, where all communication is controlled by the employer). It's every executive's dream!

    21. Re:They need to do their homework... by mpe · · Score: 1

      They'd have to be damn far off shore for that to work - more than 200 knots. It doesn't have to be flagged anywhere, if it doesn't ever come to port, but at some point they'll need service, so being flagged would be wise.

      An unflagged ship on the high seas is "fair game" to anyone who wants to either take it or sink it. Such a ship would need to be supplied with fuel and food.

  56. I smell Stephenson. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where're YT and L. Bob Rife?

  57. Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 200-mile limit is a "Exclusive Economic Zone".

    Countries may claim a 200-mile territorial limit, but that's not recognized generally - IIRC from my days in the US Navy, most countries claim a 12-mile limit for territorial waters.

    And the US Navy regularly drives warships through waters that countries claim as there's but where the US (and other countries with maritime industries) don't recognize the claim. IIRC those are called FON ops (Freedom Of Navigation).

    And every now and then, the country whose claim is being rather rudely disputed responds. Somewhere in this html or PPT presentation is an instance where a Soviet ship actually rammed the USS Yorktown as it traversed what they claimed were their territorial waters. Since I was on another Navy ship also in the Mediterranean at that same time (USS Forrestal battle group), I actually got to see the video of that incident.

    1. Re:Wrong. by SEE · · Score: 1

      Technically, you even have freedom of innocent passage even through territorial waters. Now, innocent passage has a lot of restrictions on what you can do; in practice, the costal state can usually claim you're "[making a] threat . . . of force against the sovereignty, territorial integrity or political independence of the coastal State", "collecting information to the prejudice of the defence or security of the coastal State", or "carrying out . . . research or survey activities". But, officially, you can run a carrier through somebody's territorial waters.

  58. Ahoy There Matey, Arrr by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    That made me think of two things:

    http://www.freedomship.com/

    (a project that is not going anywhere soon, but a cool concept), and

    http://www.sealandgov.com/

    (sysadmins wanted)

  59. What about the 200 Mile Economic Zone? by craXORjack · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think the 200 Mile Economic Zone was intended to settle fishing disputes but I can imagine the politicians using it as the basis for taxing this venture. Another question I have is whether the country that the ship is registered in has the rights already to tax commerce that takes place on the ship. Are cruise lines not liable for taxes? Is there no Sales tax on a cruise booked on-line? Obviously there would be no Use tax.

    And while you're at it, why not just drop a super long anchor out at sea, declare your cruise ship to be an artificial island, and petition the U.N. to recognize you as an autonomous state?

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  60. Spaceship even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually like the idea.
    I can't wait for the spaceship version of it.
    From above hopefully there is a better perspective about entities like countries, governments, laws.

  61. Sure, sure, by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's all fun and games until Hiro Protaganist shows up and carves a hole in the hull with his chain gun on steroids.

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    1. Re:Sure, sure, by chochos · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure they'll listen to Reason...

    2. Re:Sure, sure, by dhovis · · Score: 3, Informative

      You owe me a new keyboard.

      For those who don't get the reference: Snow Crash, by Neil Stephenson. BTW: the audiobook version from Audible.com is excellent. The narrator has just the right attitude and vocalization for that book.

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    3. Re:Sure, sure, by Tobias+Luetke · · Score: 1

      Well he had a good _reason_.

    4. Re:Sure, sure, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as long as his laptop doesn't need a reboot.

      Speaking of which, was anybody else thinking of that particular scene when they saw the news items about the wlan-mine rig the US is deploying?

    5. Re:Sure, sure, by Crafack · · Score: 1

      They just should've listened to Reason. /Crafack

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  62. Re:That's so yesterday... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    It's upAndDown, backAndForth, sideToSide, makeItStop, and soSeaSick.

  63. Seastead business model by mlinksva · · Score: 1

    I like it. Has potential as a seastead-based business.

  64. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

    Actually, each country is different. The US claims 3 miles, some nations claim up to 12. 7s and google told me that.

  65. Re:International waters by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    You should have seen what happened when I tried to claim Hawaii in my name!

  66. Baloney by dpud1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This must be a fake ....

    Notice how their first "Company News" lists an Article-FORBES with no link. If you go to Forbes.com and search their site for "SeaCode" you get: "Sorry, your search for SeaCode did not return any Documents. Please revise your search and try again."

    Besides, 3.1 miles makes no sense as your not in international waters.

    1. Re:Baloney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Obviously. Sea-code.com looks like a quick fabrication, too. There's no way to be in the market for 500' cruise ships, or, to contemplate hires of 600 coders without cutting a bigger swath than this. And I'm thinking the trademark symbol on "The BEST of BOTH"Tm is bogus.

      So what's the joke? Electronic Arts has a solution to the overtime class action lawsuit?

    2. Re:Baloney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yah, I can't understand how anyone is buying this crap. The logistics simply don't work. Cruise ships cannot remain offshore -- not even 200 feet offshore -- for more than a few weeks. You can't reprovision these things with tenders. You can't scrape and paint the bottom with dolphins. It's a giant expense for no particular purpose. A cruise ship costs many many many millions of dollars a year to operate, just sitting there.

      Nobody can quite figure out what restrictions they're avoiding 3.1 miles offshore anyways. Their chart shows them INSHORE of Catalina Island, for god's sake. They're in Los Angeles County.

      These guys are scamming the press, and laughing their asses off.

    3. Re:Baloney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't scrape and paint the bottom with dolphins.

      The slaves, er programmers, need some exercise. Strap on these tanks boys, we're goin paintin!

  67. Re:International Waters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Countries can claim up to 200 miles as an "Exclusive Economic Zone". In other words, the US can't put an oil rig in the Persian Gulf 25 miles off the coast of Iran, and the Russians aren't supposed to send fishing boats to park 52 miles off the eastern coast of the US and/or Canada.

    Countries can claim up to 24 miles as "territorial waters" which are then treated as being within that country. Pretty much. There are exclusions for ships merely transiting such waters to go somewhere else.

    The US currently claims 12nm as territorial waters.

    And there is a lot more backing that up than the US Navy. There is a whole series of treates going back at least half a century, and a body of international admiralty law going back 500 years or more.

  68. Corporate Motto by kb9vcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. To code in the sea.
    2. To live in sea.
    3. To live by the code of sea.

    Rrrrr, it be a pirates life for thee

  69. Yeah, offtopic, but... by NoseBag · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why is it that the really amusing articles and comments hit /. right after I use my last moderation point? Damn...

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  70. floating flu incubator by wardk · · Score: 0, Troll

    wow, living on cruise ship permanently with 600 other humans. just wait till the whole damn place comes down with some ghastly flu. then again.

    and given to the pirate nature of this thing, I think in such a case, we should quaranteen the place offshore. let the local medical folks rake em over the coals to service them out at sea.

    a couple of those incidents should scare off the smartest people, as well as leave some angst amonst those thinking about giving them a time-critical project.

    I suppose it won't be hard to find 600 people on this planet who will take such a crappy job.

    love boat, huh? well that show was stupid too

  71. How about a pot farm supertanker by hedley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a passed over supertanker refitted with lots of small decks (a la being John Malkovitch). Fitted with UV lighting and irrigation many plants could be harvested in international waters. Customers would
    arrive via boat.

    Eventually some pissed govt sticks a torpedo in it.

    1. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny
      Customers would arrive via boat.

      And get busted as they attempt to return to shore.

    2. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by hedley · · Score: 1

      Other than losing a customer its their fault really, use some common sense when heading back into shore.
      Of course, the daft gits shouldn't be a customer or on the flip side a supplier in either parties case.

      Say, another cash crop is poppies, per unit area in the ship it would return a lot more cash. Probably make a lot more than some lousy rust bucket filled with coders.

    3. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Common sense? Once it is known what is going on (about 3 days), all the Coast Guard has to do is station an intercept ship between the floating horticultural enterprise and the shore. Any vessel seen leaving it would be searched.

    4. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by Alsee · · Score: 1

      And get busted as they attempt to return to shore.

      Only if they attempt to import the product.
      I see nothing to stop you for if you used it onboard.

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    5. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you go out to the tanker, get your stuff, cruise around for a couple of days fishing and getting blasted. Once you're out of "supplies", you head home. So what if they search you?

    6. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by SEE · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Convention on the Law of the Sea prohibits four classes of crimes on the high seas (that is, in so-called international waters):

      1) Transportation of slaves
      2) Piracy (private acts of violence, detention, or depredation)
      3) Illicit traffic in narcotic drugs or psychotropic substances
      4) Unauthorized broadcasting

      Now, only 1 and 2 allow a boarding by any nation regardless of the ship's flag (though 4 allows any nation receiving the signals or interference from them to board). However, all countries are obligated to cooperate in the supression of all four; somebody will call your ship's flag country and get their cooperation.

      What if your ship isn't under any country's flag? Well, ships without nationality are subject to boarding at any time by any nation, merely for being without nationality.

      On the oceans, the only times you are not subject to the laws of one country are when you're subject to the laws of more than one country; the only times you are not subject to the laws of a specific country or countries is when you are subject to the laws of any country.

    7. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by Ann+Elk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would that be a supertoker?

    8. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by promethus6 · · Score: 1
      The Convention on the Law of the Sea prohibits four classes of crimes on the high seas (that is, in so-called international waters):
      OK..... but the US never signed the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea. Doesn't mean other nations wouldn't stop you, of course...
    9. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps may be legal under Holand flag.

    10. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by vertinox · · Score: 1

      What if your ship isn't under any country's flag? Well, ships without nationality are subject to boarding at any time by any nation, merely for being without nationality.

      I wonder if North Korea would let you register a ship under them... I bet that would lead to complications though.

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    11. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe I could wager a guess as to what you were doing yesterday, dear sir.

    12. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by Pastis · · Score: 1

      The sea has been conquered a long time ago, and thus is subject of such laws.

      But there are still places where law hasn't been defined. I am not sure of deep sea, but space is currently (apart from the Oval Office) one place where these restrictions to our freedom have not yet been implemented .

      Why do you think the X-Prize competition was for? To allow the filthy rich to get an outer space experience while looking at the view (or maybe to joing the 10000 miles club). Don't look further than that.

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    13. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by DiscoSnorlax · · Score: 1

      Easy. In this case (#3), the only ones who'd have say is the country it's flagged under, right? Flag the boat with one of the countries that allows pot (I can think of a couple just off the top of my head...) Problem solved.

    14. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by patio11 · · Score: 1

      Or, you could just save yourself the billion dollar supertanker and take a quick jaunt to Europe. Hard to torpedo the Netherlands (and, unofficially, half the rest of the Continent).

  72. communications issues by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Only three miles off shore, they must be communicating to land thru a set of multiple pringles cans or something similar.

    It should be pretty easy to get a high power and supremely noisy transmitter to play havock with this threat to national security.

    Might even make the pringles cans go 'POOF'

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  73. And Balmer's banging on the big drum! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "code.....code.....code.....code....code"

    "Delive ry dealine approaching!" "Chain the slaves to the keyboards!" "CODE!CODE!CODE!CODE!"

  74. Internationa Water Boundaries by screenrc · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Finally, the parent post has some clue where International waters start. I personally thought they start at 12 miles, but only 6 miles around islands.

    Furthermore, since I think Reagan, the US (unilaterally) declared that its waters extend for 200 miles: the first 6 miles belong to the state, and the rest 194 miles belong to federal government.

    Either way, 3.5 offshore is not International waters.

    1. Re:Internationa Water Boundaries by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      We've fired across the bow of portuguese violating the fishing ban on the grand banks further out than 200 nautical miles up here in Canada.

      Being outside the laws of the country means there's no one to protect you too. And it sounds like a very nice boat....

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    2. Re:Internationa Water Boundaries by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between territorial waters and Economic Exclusive Waters (probably bad translation from the designation we use in portuguese). That's why Canada can seize fishing vessels when they are doing something not agreed upon (like exceding quotas).

    3. Re:Internationa Water Boundaries by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Not legally we couldn't. It was a huge international incident at the time, if you're portuguese I'm suprised you didn't hear about it.

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    4. Re:Internationa Water Boundaries by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      Oh, I've heard about it. I remember it pretty well, since as you can imagine it was covered at length here (and still is, sometimes). The legality of it was never really established, true, but many different things were on the table (territorial waters, EEZ, environmental protection, jurisdiction, etc).

      This kind of void -- or at least flexibility in interpretation -- was probably why some decades ago cod fishing bots from Portugal (and probably other countries) were escorted by the War Navy troughout the whole season.

    5. Re:Internationa Water Boundaries by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, since I think Reagan, the US (unilaterally) declared that its waters extend for 200 miles: the first 6 miles belong to the state, and the rest 194 miles belong to federal government.
      Actually, not quite. The 200 mile limit is claimed under UN treaties (Canada claims theirs as well for example), as an economic exclusion zone, where the nation in question has economic rights (primarily fishing and mineral (read - oil) extraction) over other nations, and the claiming nation is also responsible for enforcement of various international fishing treaties within that zone.
    6. Re:Internationa Water Boundaries by corsican · · Score: 1
      the US (unilaterally) declared that its waters extend for 200 miles

      Unilaterally? You say that like it's inherently a bad thing. How else are we gonna do it; ask everyone else's permission? "Say there, Mr. Castro; we're thinking of extending our economic influence and mineral rights out to 200 miles; whaddya think? Yea or nay?" All nations "unilaterally" decided how far seaward their influence extends.

      "Unilateral" is one of those words someone used near the start of the Iraq war, 500 or so parrot-brained journalists, commentators, and pundits picked it up, and now everyone else has over-used it and misapplied it to the point of meaninglessness.

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  75. Re:International waters by mrgriscom · · Score: 4, Informative

    First of all, the 3-nmi line serves only as the boundary between state- and federally-controlled waters. The end of federal jurisdiction and the beginning of International waters actually occurs at the line 12 nautical miles from shore.

    The official 3- and 12-nmi lines are demarcated on the highest-resolution NOAA charts for a particular area. These charts can be hard to find on-line, though it is possible to find certain areas though various state GIS websites and such. I also think the NOAA is systematically making vector data of the lines available.

    In the case of Catalina Island, it has it's own 12-nmi belt of territorial sea, but the space between it and the mainland (so long as it is at least 12 nmi from either shore) is International waters.

    There is a belt extending 24-nmi from shore called the "Contiguous Zone", in which a nation may exercize authority mainly to enforce environment and customs regulations. This area is still considered Internation waters, however.

  76. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by SEAL · · Score: 1

    Considering I've had to swim in excess of 12 miles, I'd say that if the U.S. claims it is 3, we certainly understand that no one agrees with us.

    - SEAL

  77. I can't wait for.... by MBraynard · · Score: 1

    Off shoring... in SPACE!!!!

    1. Re:I can't wait for.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are an idiot.

  78. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you're athletic and you post on /.?!?!

    Anyway, the way it is is those countries claim ownership to that many miles out, its not that they dispute where each other's waters begin and/or end.

  79. The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2, Funny

    But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble.

    You raise a good point (-ed fanblad), what happens if the 600 software engineers make the pointy haired bosses walk the plank and sail off for Tahiti?

    Call her the FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance, and you'd have a great movie and some killr appz!

    1. Re:The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      sounds like a plan, im in.

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    2. Re:The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      You raise a good point (-ed fanblad), what happens if the 600 software engineers make the pointy haired bosses walk the plank and sail off for Tahiti?

      They'll be hunted down by PETA for polluting the oceans.

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    3. Re:The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! by hokeyru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes! Brings new meaning to the words 'Software Pirates'!

  80. Don't be silly! by switcha · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor?

    Oh, come on. No one would hire child slave labor! Everyone knows child slaves are horrible at commenting their code.

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    1. Re:Don't be silly! by lbrt · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows child slaves are horrible at commenting their code.

      Not at all. Just run their comments through this and you'll be fine.

    2. Re:Don't be silly! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows child slaves are horrible at commenting their code.

      x = y(a.b(c,4)); // I miss my mommy
      bx = g() - k(x,x-2); // I miss my daddy
      trans = host.get(x, 'sys3', k);

  81. Great by William+Robinson · · Score: 1
    Thats a wonderful idea. The developers can be trained to do fishing during off times. They will become self sufficient one day.

    Slowly, we can start thinking of moving the whole silicon valley 'on cruise'.

    BTW, do they supply telescopes to watch LA beaches. ;)

  82. Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is unclear what is the advantage of having a bunch of nerds working on a ship 3 miles off the US coast, as opposed to having them work from an office in India or wherever.

    Anyhow, the idea is not new. Some years ago a Dutch medical ship offered to perform abortions in international waters for countries where abortion was not allowed.

  83. International Waters by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

    I don't have any idea where I'm remembering this from, but I seem to recall that, in international waters, you're bound by the laws of whatever country you're from, or whatever country the vessel is registered in, or whatnot.

    I'm not sure getting 3 miles away from the coast puts you into a magical, law-free, no man's land.

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  84. Dumb and dumberer...? by h2d2 · · Score: 0

    "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi. Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop."

    I'm not sure how this would work. If they are in international waters because they didn't wanna be a part of the whole H1-B quotas etc., they don't have U.S. visas! So apparently they are stuck there, unless they're employer can get them flown to Mexico or somewhere else in the Carribean, in which case again they would need visas.
    Dumb idea. Dumber in fact.

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  85. Tax Issues by patio11 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The IRS will point out to the proprietors that, while it was an amusing idea the first time it was tried (decades ago -- "Hey, if we operate a casino on the high seas then we don't have to tax winnings!"), they're still responsible for federal income taxes on income earned in places America has no soverign jurisdiction over. Thats why, for example, I have to file a tax return every year from Japan. Of course, the ship could just try to ignore them, but they'd have bank accounts and shore leave in places where the long arm of the law reaches quite easily.

    1. Re:Tax Issues by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm nobody's idea of an accountant, but it's my understanding that this is a more-or-less unique feature of US citizenship -- you get to pay taxes to the US government regardless of where you actually live or earn that income.

      I don't think this applies to (for example) Canadian citizens. If a Canadian citizen lives in, say, France, and earns his income there then I don't think the Canadian government tries to claim any taxes from him.

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    2. Re:Tax Issues by patio11 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It also happens to Aussies, Swedes, Brits, and Kiwis, and Irish -- and thats just my direct experience. Some nations have tax treaties with each other where you can claim an exemption to prevent the same income from being taxed twice.

    3. Re:Tax Issues by Jimmy+The+Leper · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not so, I'm doing a co-op term for university in California next term and I will have to pay taxes to both the US and Canada. The only good thing is that I can deduct taxes paid to the US from my Canadian taxes.

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    4. Re:Tax Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That is incorrect.
      Sweden does not tax its citizens if they live abroad.
      Sweden do tax residents regardless of citizenship IF they live in Sweden and if they spend >6 months pwer taxation years inside the country.

      If you live in Sweden and are employed by a swedish company and have your salary paid out to your bank account in Sweden BUT you have been on business trips (or on a long contract) so that you have spent >6 months during the taxation year outside of the country you have to file a special form and hand in to the tax office and all your tax on your swedish salary will be paid back to you at the end of the taxation year.

      If you live outside of sweden and you work outside of sweden, they dont even want to know about you.

      Swedish citizens living abroad do NOT need to file any tax forms since sweden do not tax citizens living abroad. they ONLY tax residents (and citizens) that live inside of sweden for more than 6 months per year.

      The US, citizens pay tax regardless of where they live or whether they have visited the US recently is something unique to the US.

      This tax refund is VERY popular by ericsson employees that go on a temporary contract to some other country since all the tax they pay on their swedish income is returned after the taxation year (and after they have prooved they have been outside the country for the requyired period).

    5. Re:Tax Issues by MrMickS · · Score: 1

      As a Brit who has worked abroad it depends on the amount of time spent abroad as to whether the UK government is entitled to claim tax on the income. For short durations there are dual taxation agreements to prevent this. In these cases the UK government takes the difference between what you have paid and what you would have paid if you'd been paying UK taxes. There is no rebate if working abroad results in lower taxes.

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    6. Re:Tax Issues by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      If you live and work abroad for the entire tax year, you may (probably) qualify to exclude the first $80,000 of your foreign earned income.

    7. Re:Tax Issues by gellenburg · · Score: 1

      Serious question here... do you deduct the US portion in US dollars or Canadian dollars, and if you have to do currency conversion, is the conversion done at the time you do your taxes or are you allowed to go by what the exchange rate was when you originally got paid? (i'm thinking of those times when the dollar is declining in value).

    8. Re:Tax Issues by mutterc · · Score: 1
      This only applies to the corporation itself, and its executives.

      Nobody else involved will be American citizens, so U.S. taxes will not apply.

      The corporation itself only has to pay tax on profits, and it's easy to use accounting tricks to understate your profit.

    9. Re:Tax Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so

      Actually, totally so.

      There are a number of "tests" that the Revenue Canada does to determine where you pay tax. I do not know all of them, but I do know a few of them.

      If you live outside Canada for more than half the year (186 days or so), you only pay Canadian tax on the income earned within Canada, not on your global income. This is why US ball players leave Canada every chance they get. That way they only pay tax on their home games, not their full contract.

      Another factor is "pricipal residence". If it looks like you really live in Canada (big house in Toronto), but you rent a shack in Detroit to avoid taxes, you pay on your global income.

      If you have to pay both, then you are failing one of the tests. There could be other twists for students as well, since you wouldn't have any permanent status in the US.

      I have a relative who worked for a Canadian airline, but lived in Seattle (Canadian citizen, with a green card). He paid US tax on his global income, and Canadian income tax on the money earned in Canada. Of course by carefully selecting only Orient routes, he was outside Canadian territory within minutes of starting work. He would pay Canadian taxes on the 20 minutes spent in Canadian airspace, and US taxes on on the remaining 24 hours of flight time. Oh, and he made sure to sell all real estate in Canada to ensure he couldn't be nailed for having a "principal residence" in Canada.

    10. Re:Tax Issues by Jimmy+The+Leper · · Score: 1

      hmmm, I have absolutely no idea.

      Good question to ask my co-op advisor...

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  86. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, each country is different. The US claims 3 miles, some nations claim up to 12. 7s and google told me that.

    Tell that to the US Third Fleet as a full carrier group pulls along side and warns you to prepare to be boarded. With about 200 planes, 180+ missiles, and 5" deck guns pointed your way, you're lible to listen.

    Of course, that's only if we want to make them shit their pants. Otherwise the First Fleet (i.e. The Coast Guard) has more than enough power to raid and shutdown this operation. If I were them, I would hedge my political connections *very* carefully.

  87. Coming soon to a theater near you? by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    This while idea sounds like the beginning of the plotline for a murder mystery/thriller/disaster movie.

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  88. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's piracy, and covered under international law. They can make the US go down fucking hard for that one.

  89. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyway, the way it is is those countries claim ownership to that many miles out, its not that they dispute where each other's waters begin and/or end.

    Except in the case of North and South Korea ;)

  90. Beware by cove209 · · Score: 1

    Beware the killer waves

  91. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, can they take the boat off San Diego. I'd like to surf cortes reef 105 miles off the coast on my lunch break.

  92. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by heller · · Score: 2, Informative

    maybe you should have used your additional 23s to find http://www.csc.noaa.gov/opis/html/summary/ts.htm where noaa mentions reagan signing the 12 mile territorial claim in 1988 giving the US full sovereignty over that area. this was part of the 200 mile claim over fisheries and other rights.

  93. Link slashdotted, Google cache by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1
  94. Re:Should we wait... Gues they better tell CIA too by xski · · Score: 5, Informative


    CIA Factbook

    Maritime claims:
    territorial sea: 12 nm
    contiguous zone: 24 nm
    exclusive economic zone: 200 nm
    continental shelf: not specified

  95. Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    They got the picture of their "ship" off a postcard.

  96. Self-induced-pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this is offshoring for cheap labor - literally. XD

  97. THis sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if they are somehow associated with the seaorg: http://www.xenu.net/archive/so/

  98. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Umm... no. The ship, being of US registry, can be confiscated and searched by US authorities. Not to mention that the US *has* enforced its borders beyond its 3 mile claim in the past.

  99. Re:That's so yesterday... by G-funk · · Score: 1

    ... a-a-b-b select start?

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  100. Re:International Waters by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Which makes me wonder if a radio shack could set up shop just offshore and offer cheap wireless net access. Just an idea, please don't send a carrier group or two to "check me out".

  101. So, where's L Bob Rife? by mpaque · · Score: 1

    In Stephenson's "Snow Crash" we have infomogul L Bob Rife fretting over his programmers going home with HIS precious intellectual property in their heads:

    "See, it's the first function of any organization to control its own sphincters. We're not even doing that. So we're working on refining our management techniques so that we can control information no matter where it is--on our hard disks or even inside the programmers' heads."

    His solution is... novel, and happens to involve ships in international waters.

    This sounds oddly familiar. I'm not at all sure I'd take a job with these people.

  102. I hereby christen their second ship by katana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sea++.

    Thank you. I'm here all week.

    1. Re:I hereby christen their second ship by Alioth · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Objective-Sea?

    2. Re:I hereby christen their second ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would modify that to:

      Sea Double Plus Good.

      Threats of deportation by employer no longer apply. Now you just walk the plank.

  103. No, read it more carefully by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    International law says you control (as a nation) all waters up to 3 miles from your coast exclusively. Ok, fine, but remember that international law is a set of loose agreements between nations. There's isn't an international government that comes in and enforces them. The US says no, we claim 12 nautical miles off our coast as territorial waters.

    Now, if there was a ship registered to and flying the flag of another nations, perhaps the US respects the 3nm international convention. After all, if the US claimed they were subject to US law, their parent country would likely object. However in the case of these people, they've got no one to go to bat for them since they are claiming independant status. The US would be free to impose their laws, and it'd be legal under US law.

    1. Re:No, read it more carefully by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The US, and all militaries, are legally free to impose their will on any flagless ships, in their own country's waters or international waters. (And even in other country's waters unless the other country objects.)

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    2. Re:No, read it more carefully by mpe · · Score: 1

      Now, if there was a ship registered to and flying the flag of another nations, perhaps the US respects the 3nm international convention.

      It's probably more dependent on exactly which country.

    3. Re:No, read it more carefully by mpe · · Score: 1

      The US, and all militaries, are legally free to impose their will on any flagless ships, in their own country's waters or international waters. (And even in other country's waters unless the other country objects.)

      "Object" in this context means able to do something about it. e.g. sink the invading ships, bomb their home country, etc.

  104. Look at the background of the image on the website by MuuTuwon · · Score: 1

    ..is that a big sailing ship back there? Does that seem really odd to anyone else?

  105. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure you could really do it thou, not if you want to be voted in again next term, or have any respect in the int. community.

  106. Umm, yes you (mostly) can by btarval · · Score: 2, Informative

    "You can't simply shut down your propulsion system and drift in the sea lanes three miles off the LA coast."

    If they are really talking about 200 miles out to sea (outside of the U.S. Economic Zone), yes, you can indeed shut down and drift as long as you want.

    Inside, you can do the same, as long as you're not in a navigation channel. That covers a lot of territory, but then they'd be subject to other U.S. laws, which is what I think they want to avoid.

    Heck, off the port of Humbolt on the Northern Californian coast, way out to sea, the ships actually ANCHOR out there, waiting for a spot to dock. It's a pretty odd site when you come up to them in the fog; it looks like a fleet out in the middle of the ocean.

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    1. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by westlake · · Score: 1
      If they are really talking about 200 miles out to sea (outside of the U.S. Economic Zone), yes, you can indeed shut down and drift as long as you want.

      well, yeah, theoretically. but is this the way to treat the engines of a cruise ship? and how long will it take to regain control of your vessel when you need it?

    2. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by CellBlock · · Score: 1

      If they are really talking about 200 miles out to sea...

      Except they're not. They're talking about 3.1 miles offshore, just far enough to be no longer in U.S. territory.

    3. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well, yeah, theoretically. but is this the way to treat the engines of a cruise ship? and how long will it take to regain control of your vessel when you need it?

      Plus: the open sea isn't a nice place for machinery - if you leave the engines off for a month, what are the odds that they won't start again? Who wants to play that game when spare parts are potentially days away?

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    4. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by hachete · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Any ship up to Lloyds A+ should be able to do this, and cruise-ship are supposed to have slightly better tech anyway - all those lives at risk etc. Of course, the titanic...You'd probably tick the engines over once in a while.

      Offshore refuel and repair is relatively easy. The ship would have to be dry-docked occasionally. You could do that in Mexico. But it's still expensive.

      Technically feasable but would the "savings" be worth it? I think not.

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    5. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming from a sailor, 3.1 miles off shore isn't international waters. The US, like most other countries in the world.. claims 12 miles off its coast line.

    6. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look up the specifications for any cruise liner Mercury project. There is enough redundancy for this never to happen.

      PROPULSION

      The vessel is propelled by four MAN B&W L48/60 non-reversible, four-stroke engines. Two have an output of 9,450kW and two of 6,300kW at 500rpm. Each gearbox is additionally provided with a power take-off for a 5,200kW shaft generator for electric power supply during the voyage. Depending on the required ship's speed, different propulsion modes can be operated. The engines are connected to the Renk gearboxes via flexible Vulkan-Rato couplings. The engine speed is controlled by digital, redundant, freely programmable engine governors that work together.

      The vessel has two controllable pitch propellers, three bow thrusters, two stern thrusters and two active rudders that are operated by a joystick. For the ship's propulsion and manoeuvring operations, an integrated redundant, computer-aided, decentralised system is used, which is connected via field bus to the automation system. Each propeller plant, transverse thruster and rudder has its own self-sufficient process station, connected by a redundant bus with the bridge station. For seakeeping, installed stabilizers are capable of reducing the ship's rolling motion by 90% at a speed of 18 knots.

      Electric power is supplied by four MAN B&W, type 6L40/54 auxiliary diesel generator sets, as well as two shaft generators driven by a gearbox.


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    7. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by 2old2rockNroll · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the U.S. territorial limit changed to 12 NM about 15 years ago?

  107. 600+ Software Engineers... by ReadParse · · Score: 1

    And they still can't get their stupid links working on their site.

    RP

  108. the exclusive economic zone by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Within the EEZ, the coastal state has jurisdiction with regard to establishing and using artificial islands, installations, and structures having economic purposes as well as for marine scientific research... exclusive economic zone

    I rather doubt the Coast Guard or Navy will have any difficulty claiming jurisdiction over a vessel that is more or less permenently "anchored" within 200 miles of the U.S. coast.

  109. Good opportunity for those running from the law... by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Insightful


    You get to live on a cruise ship in international waters, and work "below the radar", so to speak. What a great way to lie low until the heat cools off. Shoot, forget running there AFTER the feds are looking for you, it seems like a great place from which to RUN all kinds of criminal activity.

    steve

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  110. Slave for soldiers till you starve... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... then your head is skewered on a stake...

  111. More Burden on America's Hospitals by fastchopper · · Score: 1

    Surely if a SeaCoders gets ill he won't be denied health care. Heck it's only a three mile boat ride to a fine American hospital. And in order to be competitive, SeaCode won't offer health insurance. So get ready to get boned out of your job, while taking some other low paying job without health care subsidizing SeaCoder's health plan through US taxes. Why not just cut out the boat and offer that to American workers.

  112. New excuse for delayed releases: by Clark_Griswold · · Score: 5, Funny



    Scurvy.

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  113. Time to barrow Greenpeace RTFM by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Time to study Greenpeace tactics. How about a big "international waters" radio signal jammer? Who they gonna sue? It will belong to the Floating Geek Nation, and we have no courts.

  114. Shouldn't This Be Just-Offshoring? by dohboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Furthermore, doesn't this venture sound like a geek-cruise
    http://www.geekcruises.com/ gone bad?

    This would make an interesting reality TV show where once a week
    a coder is voted off and has to walk a gang-plank to sleep with the phishes.
    "You ARE weakest geek...Goodbye."

    Think Gillivan's Island meets The Aprentice meets MTV's The Real World
    and call it: The Virtual World

  115. Re:International Waters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, United States territory extends to wherever the hell they want - atleast according to George W. Bush.

  116. Can't even code a home page by Ch*mp · · Score: 1

    Check out the HTML! They're so lame that they didn't fix the TITLE tag!!

  117. how do they plan to get the coders there? by loudici · · Score: 2, Insightful

    sailing the ship to india seems a bit expensive. on the other hand if they stay a few miles off of LA, the indian coders will need to fly into LA, get admitted into the US, and then take a boat to their cruise ship. something tells me the immigration officers at LAX will not like that.

    in addition to that, if they want to go anywhere once they are on the ship they have to either enter the US without a visa, which is a felony and will get you banned for 10 years, or find a way to get a visa while on the ship. good luck!

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    1. Re:how do they plan to get the coders there? by Tobias.Davis · · Score: 0

      1. Give them life insurance 2. Send c130 from india to america 3. MC Hammer parachute pants 4. ??? 5. Profit!!

    2. Re:how do they plan to get the coders there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      on the other hand if they stay a few miles off of LA, the indian coders will need to fly into LA, get admitted into the US, and then take a boat to their cruise ship.
      IIRC travel laws allow for transfers without entry. Otherwise airplane transfers for long international flights would be a nightmare.
      ...or find a way to get a visa while on the ship.
      Tourist visas aren't necessarily hard to get, especially when the company holds your bank account hostage and makes a good effort to drag you back if you overstay.
    3. Re:how do they plan to get the coders there? by loudici · · Score: 1

      transfers without entry are limited to people who stay in the international zone of the airport. this would not work for reaching a ship. as for tourist visas you need to get them stamped at a US consulate and they have a short validity time.

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  118. what I want to know is by meeotch · · Score: 1
    Will there be monkey knife-fights (and other simple pleasures)?

    mitch

  119. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, it's a cruise ship. Have there been any of those of US registry in the past half-century?

  120. Re:International Waters by promethus6 · · Score: 1
    Countries can claim up to 200 miles as an "Exclusive Economic Zone". In other words, the US can't put an oil rig in the Persian Gulf 25 miles off the coast of Iran, and the Russians aren't supposed to send fishing boats to park 52 miles off the eastern coast of the US and/or Canada
    Best explanation of the EEZ yet. The 200 nm EEZ limit is for economic, not legal, purposes.

    Wikipedia says that the 24 nm "territorial waters" limit is for "smuggling and illegal immigration." The main purpose behind this SeaCode idea is so that they can get talented foreign workers without having to go through HB1 visas (Worker visas for technical workers.) They said that all of the workers would still have travel visas, however, so they could go to shore. I'm not sure how the immigration law plays out in this respect and I wasn't able to find out after a couple minutes of websurfing.
    And there is a lot more backing that up than the US Navy. There is a whole series of treates going back at least half a century, and a body of international admiralty law going back 500 years or more.
    Yes and No... Most of the current law is based on the historical treaties, but the US is not a signatory to the UN Convention Law of the Sea, which set up the modern boundaries, and therefore just about every point about "International Law" is moot. The US does claim similar boundaries as UNCLOS, but the only thing backing these up are the Coast Guard, Navy, and other segments of the military.
  121. Worst. Job. Ever. by Electroly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stuck on a ship at sea with 599 other programmers? Kill me now.

  122. Never Get Away with It by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    What happens when the US Coast Guard or the US Navy kindly asks you to leave US territorial waters? It's tough to argue with .50 caliber bullets and governments don't suffer such insulting gestures to their sovereignty. The aforementioned SeaLand off the coast of Britain had the same problems. Even if the government nearest you puts up with it what happens when you piss off some other country? They have destroyers, submarines, torpedoes, and aircraft. They will come and blow your ass right out of the water if you thumb your nose at them.

  123. Like by Renraku · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's what I'd like to see.

    Week 1: Operations launch. Works getting done. Going well.

    Week 2: Work is better.

    Week 3: Pirates came in and confiscated all our computers and electronic equipment. Called the coast guard. I think I heard them laughing in the background.

    Week 4: We've drifted into China due to a complete lag of navigation or ship control systems. I, for one, welcome our new communist overlords.

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  124. A thousand oceans by Etherael · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've wanted to do something similiar on a small scale for a *long* time now, I run my own consultancy and do most of my work for clients remotely, there's no real reason I need to be land based to do any of that stuff, so I started looking into maybe buying a houseboat on a local river, with the advent of wireless internet it was entirely practical to do so, and I thought that I could travel up and down the river and drop anchor closer to clients and thus have a shorter commute in the event that I ever did need to make onsite visits. That turned out to be a fairly feasible idea with no obvious gotchas, you run diesel generators for excess power requirements with a large battery pack hooked up to solar and wind generators, and you're fairly self sufficient when it comes to low end energy requirements.

    This is from a twenty five year old guy that had lived all his life on land, and I have to say I consider myself a fairly practical person, so something about the entire idea just kept hitting me the wrong way, it had that "no, this is pie in the sky, it can't happen" feeling to it, and I just couldn't figure out why. I went into dramatic levels of detail in speccing out the lifestyle, you can purchase water generators which will create freshwater from seawater using nothing but energy (provided from the aforementioned power infrastructure) and there's plenty of storage room in a houseboat for food, which is pretty much the only thing you cannot harvest directly from your immediate environment.

    That last statement triggered my attention and I thought, well, what about the ocean? What does it really take to make ocean passages on the high seas? or even just clinging to the eastern coast of Australia? If all the provisioning you've done so far works for a houseboat, why wouldn't it work for an oceangoing vessel?

    So I looked into that some more, and found it very interesting indeed, there's an entire subculture, admittedly mostly of retired people, that live onboard their sailing yachts, travelling the world mostly at leisure. They had all the facilities that I had imagined you would need for a life at sea, large capacity batteries, solar and wind generators, backup diesel capacity, watermakers, etc etc etc, and lived almost entirely self sufficiently, travelling where they wished, when they wished.

    This sounded like a pretty ideal lifestyle to me, I'm actually currently in the process of saving up enough money to buy a suitable vessel for precisely this purpose, investigating further I found that catamarans provided a very good level of stability and comparitively low preparation time, as monohull vessels would tend to have a more severe angle of keel whilst under passage, catamarans were a better choice for a real working environment.

    The only remaining hurdles are *absolute* global internet access, and raising enough money to buy the catamaran itself, I've tentatively decided on a Perry 57 catamaran, as I figure if I intend to spend the rest of my life on a vessel, I had best get something I'm not soon going to tire of.

    I hope by the time I purchase the vessel broadband global satellite access may be a step closer to reality, if not it will likely be mostly hugging various coasts for doing actual real work rather than wandering the ocean blue at a moments notice and entirely on a whim, but even that is a hell of a lot more freedom than a five day a week desk job back on terra firma.

    All I can say is, it sounds crazy, but it isn't. The only reason I can come up with that this deep seated belief that it really is insane remains with me is that we're conditioned from birth to believe that the infrastructure modern society and government provides us with in order to aid our survival is so complex that we could never hope to sever that link, because if a large amount of people really did do this, it would greatly reduce the current "democratic" and utilitarian justifications for the absolute power of modern government.

    Don't take my word for it, though, if you're feeling restless, ill at ease, whatever, investigate it yourself, you may be pleasantly surprised at the results of your enquiries.

    1. Re:A thousand oceans by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The only reason I can come up with that this deep seated belief that it really is insane remains with me is that we're conditioned from birth to believe that the infrastructure modern society and government provides us with in order to aid our survival is so complex that we could never hope to sever that link,
      You are completely correct - you cannot sever that link. (Save possibly by going native in the Amazon bush, maybe.)

      Think things through for a moment; where do you get your fuel? who do you expect to rescue your ass if your boat catched fire and sinks? who launched the weather, internet (communications), and GPS birds you depend on? Where do you get you food? clothing? medication? spare parts?

      Your belief in your potential freedom from that infrastructure is illusory and self delusional.

      I hope by the time I purchase the vessel broadband global satellite access may be a step closer to reality, if not it will likely be mostly hugging various coasts for doing actual real work rather than wandering the ocean blue at a moments notice and entirely on a whim, but even that is a hell of a lot more freedom than a five day a week desk job back on terra firma.
      More self delusion. A boat in the water is a harh mistress. It needs hull cleaning and maintence (much more than a house does). It need fuel, all of which must be loaded rather than simply coming in a cable installed during construction. It needs constant attention to moorings and anchorings - and it's far more vulnerable to storms, even in 'protected' waters. etc...

      Before spending your hard earned savings, rent a boat for a few months and get a good hard look at what it really requires. You'll be unpleasantly surprised.

      investigating further I found that catamarans provided a very good level of stability and comparitively low preparation time, as monohull vessels would tend to have a more severe angle of keel whilst under passage, catamarans were a better choice for a real working environment.
      Proof positive that you've done less investigating and thinking that you have lead yourself to believe. Unless you have a crew -you won't be working on passage. You'll be attending to the ship.
    2. Re:A thousand oceans by Etherael · · Score: 1

      You purchase it, via an ancient method known as trade, unless you're positing that you need rely on any specific political or social structure in order to have a good produced in order that it may be procured by trade, by that logic, ancient civilisation was entirely reliant on chinese imperial culture for the consumption of silk? Please acquire a clue, this is not a fact, It doesn't require that there be the precise infrastructure that currently exists in order to provide any of the necessary things for onboard living.

      I've already rented a boat with friends for a few weeks and none of it was enormously complicated, in fact that degree to which it was automated and an extension of computerised navigation systems was intriguing to me, I am well aware of the fact that such systems cannot be entirely relied upon 100% of the time, but I am also well aware of the fact that they serve a genuine purpose, otherwise, they would not exist at all.

      Furthermore, fuel is a very sparsely used commodity on a sailing yacht, as motive power is provided by the wind and the majority of shipboard power provided by renewable means such as solar and wind based energy generation, so even if it were entirely true that you needed to rely on the infrastructure of general civilisation in order to procure any of these goods, sign some contract in the belief of the moral validity of modern government and society in order to have the right to partake in any form of trade and tithe your earnings in kind, this would *still* be to a very small degree.

      If my vessel caught fire and sank in the middle of the pacific ocean, I wouldn't expect anyone to come and save me, I would expect to die, I am not afflicted with the sense of entitlement you seem to attribute to me purely by my nature as a human being, I realise that's rare and likely not the case for yourself, from the way you've come across, but I assure you there are others just like me.

    3. Re:A thousand oceans by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I realise that's rare and likely not the case for yourself, from the way you've come across, but I assure you there are others just like me.
      Certainly, there are plently of delusional people in the world.
  125. mod parent up by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    informative.. thanks :)

  126. I would take a job... by mincognito · · Score: 1

    if the boat moved around. i'd take a pay cut to spend my offtime in the bahamas.

  127. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    As someone who works for a large cruise company (Carnival is just another name for circus), they really don't have to pay too much attention to US government visa regulations. Carnival doesn't.

    What Carnival does is to cycle employees through the Miami head office (whoa, that's not the HEAD office, for tax purposes, of course, it's just where... well, all the heads are) and the employees will do "training" for six weeks or a month and then, maybe, go visit a ship for an afternoon to collect their "training pay."

    Of course, they don't work on the ship, and they are staying in a hotel in Miami, sometimes for two years at a stretch, but that's one way that Carnival employees people.

    When it becomes inconvenient to even pay this lipservice to the rules, they don't. Illegal foreign employees are a dime a dozen. And H1B's? Don't even consider them -- they're passe, Carnival uses nothing but the latest worker visas allowing "training."

    Two floors of lawyers means that Carnival doesn't have to obey the same rules that everybody else does.

    And no, they don't pay taxes on the vast, vast majority of their earnings. Hey, it wasn't earned in the US. And their "head office" is in Panama. Welcome to America.

  128. Is it real? Here's some further information: by bigmanjq · · Score: 1

    Using the handy-dandy "WHOIS", I noticed that the site was registered by a "John Goetsch". I then GOOGLED "John Goetsch" and SeaCode and got this information about him: Here's his personal bio Mr. Goetsch is a parachute instructor in Orange, MA; but a "software geek" at heart. Further information HERE would make me think this is a real idea, but in its earlier stages.

    That's my [educated] guess, at least.

  129. sEA Shops by andy4322 · · Score: 1

    Just a ploy to keep the meddling wives even further away from EA employees...

  130. Captain Cook by mincognito · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think it a bit suspicious that the CEO's last name is Cook?

  131. What happens on the first murder? by Prodigy+Savant · · Score: 1

    What exactly happens when the order situation goes to hell? Someone dies? Someone gets raped? Thefts?

    I could not read anywhere that they would have their own police. And if they have that planned, who will police the police?

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    1. Re:What happens on the first murder? by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      Read Heinlein's The Cat That Walked Through Walls for an interesting take on stateless, commercially run entities like this and what happens in terms of arbitration, legal enforcement, whatnot.

      Essentially, it's the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. For better or for worse.

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    2. Re:What happens on the first murder? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      .I could not read anywhere that they would have their own police.

      I guess you're not too up on sailor's traditions huh? The highest authority on the ship, except for God, is the Captain, of course... it would be a dictatorship, and the offending party (or the guiltiest appearing one to his mind) would be tied to the mast and flogged. Usually sets a great example to the rest, guilty or not, wot eh?

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    3. Re:What happens on the first murder? by Prodigy+Savant · · Score: 1

      He who has the gold makes the rules. For better or for worse.

      On the ship of coders it would work out to (s)he who has the better coding skills gets to make the rules and to flaunt them. :) getting utopian!

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    4. Re:What happens on the first murder? by mutterc · · Score: 1

      Why would the company care? As long as they can replace the people and stuff for less than it costs to be subject to labor laws, they're ahead.

    5. Re:What happens on the first murder? by Prodigy+Savant · · Score: 1

      Why would the company care?

      Well, for starters, if a murder were to happen on board the ship, I dont think the company would be able to go on with business. Surely, there would be some human rights groups after them from this point on?

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  132. Big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't surprise me, I've been planning an escape from irritating government interference in my business by running to international waters for years. A company just decided to make it their gimmick.

  133. It will be foreign registed though by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2, Informative

    Foreign registed ships have the right to employ foreigners without local visas, within both the 200 mile economic zone & the 12 mile line.

    1. Re:It will be foreign registed though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If ANY vessel is doing something illegal, like unlicensed fishing, the US Coast Guard can board the vessel and seize it if necessary. It's in their jurisdiction within the 200 mile EEZ.

    2. Re:It will be foreign registed though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If ANY vessel is doing something illegal, like unlicensed fishing, the US Coast Guard can board the vessel and seize it if necessary. It's in their jurisdiction within the 200 mile EEZ

      And the minute writing commercial software becomes illegal, you will have a point. Until then, not so much.

    3. Re:It will be foreign registed though by westlake · · Score: 1
      Foreign registed ships have the right to employ foreigners without local visas, within both the 200 mile economic zone & the 12 mile line.

      The question is whether the U.S. has the right to suppress operations of this sort within its 200 nm economic zone of protection. I suspect it does.

  134. Holey Norwalk virus batman by cbare · · Score: 1

    Next idea: outsourced programmers in submarines -- 20,000 megabytes under the sea.

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  135. YHBT? by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

    While this is a cool idea, and something I've pondered myself (it would be very hard to make it work), I think you guys have been trolled.

    There is some merit to the idea (or at least varients of it), though. What's to stop someone from buying an old aircraft carrier, refitting it, and declaring it a sovereign nation? It would probably be difficult to get large nations to recognize it, but that wouldn't necessarily be a problem.

    Of course, I'm far from the first to have such an idea, but I haven't seen anyone else suggesting that such a vessel could or should be a sovereign nation. Maybe I'm just crazy. Crazy like a fox!

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    1. Re:YHBT? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Vehicles cannot be sovereign nations, period. No country will recognize them, the UN won't recognize them. Sovereign nations have to be attached in one place. (Even if they are just oil rigs.)

      They can call themselves one, but what they will be is actually a 'flagless' ship, aka, a pirate vessel, and can be boarded by anyone who feels like it, and will immediately ordered to heave to and surrender by any navy that wanders across it. And they will shoot you if you refuse.

      If you're planning on such a ship, you better have an assload of weapons, because you're going to be at siege with every military force in the world for the rest of your life.

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    2. Re:YHBT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Vehicles cannot be sovereign nations, period. No country will recognize them, the UN won't recognize them. Sovereign nations have to be attached in one place. (Even if they are just oil rigs.)
      Don't be an idiot. What makes sovereignty is the strength to defend it. Historically it has required the resources found on land to gain that strength, but technology is changing that.
      They can call themselves one, but what they will be is actually a 'flagless' ship, aka, a pirate vessel, ...
      Quit being such a fucking idiot. Pirates are hostile. Anybody who engages in piracy is a pirate, no matter what flag they fly.
      ... and can be boarded by anyone who feels like it, and will immediately ordered to heave to and surrender by any navy that wanders across it.
      And when, pray tell O wise one, did the US Navy last seize a vessel in extranational waters merely because there was no flag? No sane captain would go looking for trouble like that.
      If you're planning on such a ship, you better have an assload of weapons, because you're going to be at siege with every military force in the world for the rest of your life.
      If by "assload of weapons" you mean "a pistol with a single bullet", you're right. Seizing a ship creates confusion, and confusion gets people hurt. (Just look at the mortality rate for military training exercises.) If you go looking for trouble, you will always find it.

      And supposing your hypothetical hang-em-from-the-yard-arm captain did seize a ship, just what would he get for his trouble? Mouths to feed. Paperwork, reams of it. Lawsuits. Bills. CNN interviewing the family of the Malaysian kid who got shot because he didn't expect a warrior to suddenly stick an M16 in his face. Amnesty International claiming that the ship was in fact clearly flagged and that the captain screwed the pooch. Diplomatic protests on behalf of the citizens you seized for no statutory purpose. Again, no sane captain would gratuitously do that to himself.

    3. Re:YHBT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vehicles cannot be sovereign nations, period. No country will recognize them, the UN won't recognize them. Sovereign nations have to be attached in one place.

      Tell that to the people who end up colonizing the asteroid belt.

    4. Re:YHBT? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Don't be an idiot. What makes sovereignty is the strength to defend it. Historically it has required the resources found on land to gain that strength, but technology is changing that.

      No. What makes a sovereign nation is the recognization of other entities. Until then you can be insurgents or rebels or whatver, but you are not a 'sovereign nation'.

      See, 'sovereign nation' has a specific legal meaning, and it's not 'ability to fight off other people'. If that were so, for example, Cuba wouldn't be a sovereign nation, because the US could bitchslap it into non-existance any time it wants. Alternately, a guy in a tank would be one, until two other tanks showed up.

      No countries, or the UN, will recognize anything other than land areas as nations. (Any kind of nation, sovereign or otherwise.) You can call yourself a sovereign nation, just like you could call yourself a Jovian moon, but that doesn't mean they're going to follow any international conventions about outer space with regard to you.

      Quit being such a fucking idiot. Pirates are hostile. Anybody who engages in piracy is a pirate, no matter what flag they fly.

      I didn't say they were pirates, I said the vessel was a pirate vessel, which is what flagless ships are considered by all navies of the world. Google 'pirate fishing' if you don't believe me, which is fishing done by pirate vessels. Pirate vessel is another term for a flagless vessel.

      And when, pray tell O wise one, did the US Navy last seize a vessel in extranational waters merely because there was no flag? No sane captain would go looking for trouble like that.

      I think you are seriously overestimating the amount of ships that travel international waters that refuse to show a flag that are on legit business. There are...um...none. At all. Except one or two seriously lost people in canoes.

      And the government does it all the time around Florida, catching quite a lot of Cubans trying to sneak into the US.

      If by "assload of weapons" you mean "a pistol with a single bullet", you're right. Seizing a ship creates confusion, and confusion gets people hurt. (Just look at the mortality rate for military training exercises.) If you go looking for trouble, you will always find it.

      And supposing your hypothetical hang-em-from-the-yard-arm captain did seize a ship, just what would he get for his trouble? Mouths to feed. Paperwork, reams of it. Lawsuits. Bills. CNN interviewing the family of the Malaysian kid who got shot because he didn't expect a warrior to suddenly stick an M16 in his face. Amnesty International claiming that the ship was in fact clearly flagged and that the captain screwed the pooch. Diplomatic protests on behalf of the citizens you seized for no statutory purpose. Again, no sane captain would gratuitously do that to himself.

      Do you even have the slightest idea what we're talking about here? First of all, flagless vessels (Since you apparently don't like the term 'pirate vessels'.) are seized all the fucking time.

      Smugglers sail flagless ships (and fly flagless aircrafts, which count the same), and are boarded or forced down, every day. Refugees from Cuba come in every day, and their ships are boarded. People who operate in international 'waters' (Which includes the air), without a flag are stopped and questioned, all the time, by every navy of the world. The people on board might be let loose, or they might be detained and arrested, because any nation can apply its law to a flagless ship.

      And we're not even talking about a random flagless ship, we're talking, hypothetically, about one explicitly set up to avoid US labor and immigration laws. (Not that the ship this article is talking about would actually be flagless, that's just the hypothetical.)

      You really think the Navy wouldn't attempt to board it to make sure everything was okay there?

      And you really think firing on the US Navy is really a clever idea for them to do? Firing on the navy in those circumstances is not only an act of piracy itself, it's illegal under US law, which the US can choose to apply to any flagless ship.

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  136. They should by jasperbg · · Score: 0

    remove the hyphen from their domain name. Idiots.

  137. It will be foreign registed by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2, Informative

    Foreign registed ships have the right to employ foreigners without local visas, within both the 200 mile economic zone & the 12 mile line

    As they'd be working for the ship's owners they'd be consided ships crew regardless of what they do. Just as when a ships' owner comes aboard with his own personal staff for a trip, or the owners' fleet management people are onboard on a trip, they have the same status as ships' crew when in foreign waters & ports.

  138. This is a great idea by menace3society · · Score: 1
    You need a national law for software patents to work, right? So all you have to do is put patent-violating software on a boat in international waters, and run it through ssh and x-windows.

    Excuse me, I'm filling out a patent application...

  139. tourist visa ? by demiurg · · Score: 1

    They don't need H1B if they are not going to work in the US. Toursit visas are much easier to get...

  140. Neat idea, but dunno if practical by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    My first thought was that I liked the idea. Immigration and Visa laws are so stupid and unfair, and this reminds me of Leia's words about the more you tighten your grip, the more will slip through your fingers. I mean, at first glance, this looks like a loophole around all the forces (i.e. governments) that are opposed to a competitive free market for labor.

    But I just can't believe it will really work. I mean, they either have to fly some country's flag, or really be without government -- fly the Jolly Roger. I don't see a bright future for total anarchy.

    The overall hack of being physically near one country while technically being in another one, though, probably does have some great applications.

    I can't help but think of doing something opposite of what these guys are doing: as a US citizen, I wonder if there might be some advantage to being technically employed in, say, some near-anarchist African country, while still getting to live in USA (but with a 12 mile commute by boat, instead of having to fly across the globe). One of the shitty things about most government services, is that you're not allowed to opt out of the ones you don't like. Maybe if you could "shop" for jurisdictions in which to have your income happen, things would be a lot nicer.

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  141. I'd worry about memory leaks by glomph · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't want these to sink the project.

  142. New buzz-word... by aussiedood · · Score: 1

    ... near-shoring.

  143. Re:Actually 24 for US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the US is special and international law doesn't apply to them:

    "In 1999, U.S. agencies were empowered by presidential proclamation to enforce American law up to 24 miles (39 km) offshore"

  144. Free BSD versus Windows XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free BSD versus Windows XP

    XP: Has the most advanced and easy to use GUI available.
    FreeBSD: Has no GUI of note.

    XP: Supported by the world's largest and most trusted software company.
    FreeBSD: Supported by some losers who got kicked off of the 386BSD core team

    XP: Available for free preinstalled on computers from every major manufacturer.
    FreeBSD: Available for free as an unstable source release that you have to compile yourself in C and then manually build your own base system.

    XP: Stable and reliable, and scalable from the desktop to the datacenter.
    FreeBSD: Basically unusable due to major bugs. And it doesn't fix FreeBSD's SMP problems, so don't worry about running it on your server.

    XP: Everyone else uses it, so it has all the popular software.
    FreeBSD: It runs...uh...vi...and...uhm...thats it actually...

    XP: Microsoft has a licensing agreement with SCO, so all SCO IP is fully licensed when you buy a licensed copy of XP!
    FreeBSD: You may be liable for the same $699 licensing fee as linux users if you use it, after all, Microsoft is already paying licensing fees for the same code.

    XP: Alive
    FreeBSD: Dead

    As you can see, Free BSD is the clear choice!

  145. ROFL by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    SeaWhores.

    *clap* *clap* *clap*

    Just the potential wordplays might be worth it...

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    1. Re:ROFL by blowdart · · Score: 3, Funny
      Just the potential wordplays might be worth it...

      Well it would have been a nice idea, until you brought clap into it....

  146. More like Navy than pleasure ship by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    um... you do realize it's a freaking pleasure ship, pleasure being the primary word here. The entire boat was designed for people to have fun on, you make it sound like a jail.

    The pleasure does not derive from the ship itself, it derives from the crew that is there to care for you and to provide you with luxury. The pleasure also derives from the ship being something new and different.

    If you want a ship that is a more appropriate comparison think the navy. You get food, quarters, laundry, exercise room, etc. Yet the chaplains have to keep an eye out for the kids on their first cruise getting suicidal. A shipboard workplace gets old very fast.

    1. Re:More like Navy than pleasure ship by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Yep,
      Knew a guy when my wife was in Grad school. He had one of the BETTER jobs on a high end ship - he was in one of the bands.

      After 6 months, all he wanted to do was get off that ship. he got 8-12 hrs on dry land a week. Said it was fun and exciting for about the 1st month, and after that, got old REAL fast

      The band went back to playing the cassinos in Atlantic City, where when you were done with your 8 hrs, you got to LEAVE

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    2. Re:More like Navy than pleasure ship by fenris_23 · · Score: 1

      A better comparison would be to an 18th century ship of indentured servants. This really is a modern form of indenture. What happens when one of the workers decides to quit?

    3. Re:More like Navy than pleasure ship by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that they can have things that the Navy doesn't have. Things like swimming pools, racquetball courts, bowling alleys, high class restaurants and movie theaters. If they are smart they will have a lecture hall with guest speakers like Donald Knuth (I don't know if he personally would go, but speakers of his class). Not to mention live bands.

      Since they are not moving (at least not far, if they want to be close to LA) they don't have to worry about people swimming/diving in the ocean around the ship. You could take a boat and go fishing, or just fish off the side of the ship. Have to be careful to remain in international waters, but that isn't too hard if you pay attention.

      If it were me I'd make this into a real cruise ship, and travel a little. When an executive wants to meet with his underlings he boards in L.A. (the workers without VISAs can't get off, but they can enter US waters if I understand law), and gets off in Mexico City. It is a working vacation, but give the executive the full first class cruise experience while he is not working.

      Note that this is all things they can do. They can also turn it into another Triangle Shirt factory. Your guess is as good as mine about what it will really be like. My guess is it will be somewhere in between. Not the full luxury cruise after work, but not slave labor either.

    4. Re:More like Navy than pleasure ship by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that they can have things that the Navy doesn't have. Things like swimming pools, racquetball courts, bowling alleys, high class restaurants and movie theaters. If they are smart they will have a lecture hall with guest speakers like Donald Knuth (I don't know if he personally would go, but speakers of his class). Not to mention live bands.

      Outsourcing is about saving money. The whole idea is probably a non-starter since running and maintaining a ship is expensive, even when at anchor. Now add the luxuries you are talking about and the expense grows even more. They can only do what their billing can afford.

      Since they are not moving (at least not far, if they want to be close to LA) they don't have to worry about people swimming/diving in the ocean around the ship.

      Untrue, currents could quickly take you away from the ship.

      You could take a boat and go fishing, or just fish off the side of the ship. Have to be careful to remain in international waters, but that isn't too hard if you pay attention.

      They would never allow that. non-US citizens would take the boats and make a run for the US coast. Not just the low-pay programmers but especially the support crew, the cooks, the maids, the janitors, etc.

      If it were me I'd make this into a real cruise ship, and travel a little.

      Fuel is a major expense, something that has to be paid from billings.

      When an executive wants to meet with his underlings he boards in L.A.

      What makes you think a controversial ship like this would be allowed in? Ships have been turned away. Not only for security and immigration reasons but for simple political reasons.

    5. Re:More like Navy than pleasure ship by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      What happens when one of the workers decides to quit?

      Programmer overboard!

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    6. Re:More like Navy than pleasure ship by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "Outsourcing is about saving money. The whole idea is probably a non-starter since running and maintaining a ship is expensive, even when at anchor. Now add the luxuries you are talking about and the expense grows even more. They can only do what their billing can afford."

      I dunno about that, somehow real cruise ships manage to pay all their staff, keep the ship operational, AND make a huge profit while selling off cruises for $500 A WEEK!

      Fire 90% of the entertainment staff, get rid of all the expensive food and other BS and see how much it'd cost. Plus, don't forget buildings have to pay property taxes every year, if the ship is registered in another country imagine the huge savings from that alone.

      "They would never allow that. non-US citizens would take the boats and make a run for the US coast. Not just the low-pay programmers but especially the support crew, the cooks, the maids, the janitors, etc."

      LOL what, you don't think real cruise ships use staff from other countries? Are they all jumping ship soon as it's within swimming distance of the US?

      "What makes you think a controversial ship like this would be allowed in? Ships have been turned away. Not only for security and immigration reasons but for simple political reasons."

      They don't have to bring the entire ship in, that'd be stupid. I'm sure they'll have a smaller yacht or two tethered for voyages to shore.

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    7. Re:More like Navy than pleasure ship by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      I dunno about that, somehow real cruise ships manage to pay all their staff, keep the ship operational, AND make a huge profit while selling off cruises for $500 A WEEK!

      You are ignoring the casino. The $500 basically covers the ships expenses. The casino is where the profits come from.

      Also, $500 for a week on ship, lets be incredibly generous and cut that in half since the ship will be spartan compared to the pleasure cruise. How much do you think a week in India or wherever will cost? Far less that $250.

      "They would never allow that. non-US citizens would take the boats and make a run for the US coast. Not just the low-pay programmers but especially the support crew, the cooks, the maids, the janitors, etc."

      LOL what, you don't think real cruise ships use staff from other countries? Are they all jumping ship soon as it's within swimming distance of the US?


      The post I responded to suggested that small boats would be available for entertainment purposes. Cruise ship have no such offering.

      Cruise ships have security to control access to passenger areas, the deck, debarkation points, etc. Keeping staff from jumping ship is something they have already taken into consideration.

      "What makes you think a controversial ship like this would be allowed in? Ships have been turned away. Not only for security and immigration reasons but for simple political reasons."

      They don't have to bring the entire ship in, that'd be stupid. I'm sure they'll have a smaller yacht or two tethered for voyages to shore.


      Irrelevant. The small boat is just as vulnerable to denial due to security or political reasons.

  147. good on them by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    for trying something different. hell i hope it works. without large corperate taxes to pay they can put that money back into hiring top noth developers and charge a fair rate for their quality services. hell i'd work for them. if the contract is right i'd sign it. if they treat me badly i just walk away (swim perhaps). if they got out of hand 500 -600 angry workers will be a force to be reckoned with. watch them hold to our demand as we start pushing pointy heads over board

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  148. motion sickness by manojar · · Score: 1

    how will they take care of sea-sickness? what about scurvy? they aer already a bunch of pasty things!

    1. Re:motion sickness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since it'll be a sweatshop and all, fortify their IV feed with ondansetron and vitamin C. No more pukage or scurvy :-)

  149. Internet on the open sea = expensive by MadRat · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested to hear how they get enough internet bandwidth out there to satisfy 600 nerds in the middle of the ocean. I'm also surprised to hear that 3.1 miles is enough as the U.S. enforces 230 miles of control, not 3.1 miles.

  150. Sailing the spanish main() by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

    Arr! We be coding on the high seas!

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  151. Heh, only 3 miles out? by atcurtis · · Score: 1


    Too bad International Waters was extended to 15 miles out from the coast not that long ago...

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  152. What is the UV lighting for? by nietsch · · Score: 2, Informative

    UV lighting would kill your plants in no time. chlorophile absorbs in the visible spectrum, the most around the yellow wavelength IIRC.

    Besides, you can just grow pot in your own backyard, or some out-of-sight land nobody seems to care about/look after.

    Or if you want it more expensive: do the indoor cultivation thing and only use the stuff for yourself, lots of people do it that way.

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    1. Re:What is the UV lighting for? by jackherer · · Score: 1
      UV lighting would kill your plants in no time

      no it wouldn't. In fact there is a correllation between high amounts of UV and high potency pot. UV lighting alone isnt enough to grow marijuana but is used by professional growers and breeders more and more often these days.

    2. Re:What is the UV lighting for? by chihowa · · Score: 1
      Nitpick:

      Chlorophyll absorbs in the red-orange region and in the blue-violet region. For commonly used UV light sources, there is a great amount of emitted light in the violet (approaching blue) region. You would obviously have to give the plants some red-orange wavelengths too.

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  153. Is LA Weekly a good news source? by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    http://www.laweekly.com/ink/05/22/news-reed.php I think is the same story. I haven't compared them that much.

  154. One Los Angeles Class attack submarine... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    ... four empty torpedo tubes, 600 more jobs for American programmers.

    Now it's Miller Time!

  155. C coders wanted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Programmers Wanted

    Good Rates

    Free Food

    Free Accomodation

    Must have C experience ;)

  156. Arr. by jcuervo · · Score: 1

    This seemed relevant, somehow.

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  157. A matter of trust by mwvdlee · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Would you do bussiness with a company that tries hard to screw over their government?

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    1. Re:A matter of trust by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      "Would you do bussiness with a company that tries hard to screw over their government?"

      They're not just screwing over their government... they're screwing over their fellow countrymen by off-shoring more jobs for the benefit of some company execs bonus payments and the shareholders dividends...

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    2. Re:A matter of trust by tarsi210 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Conversely, would you do business with a company that leverages every advantage that they legally can to provide the best services at the lowest prices?

      Like it or not, offshoring is legal. Business often lets morality and ethics and so forth take a back seat to the bottom line and that's where many go off their tree about offshoring, not about its legitimate use in the business model. Employees are out to save their ass, and employers are out to save theirs. When you get to something like offshoring, you're talking about certain employees unable to save their ass because the employer is saving theirs.

      What we really need is a better way to play the game, as employees, so that offshoring is either a) no longer appealing or b) no longer a threat to us. Note the differences in those two statements. Either developers need to make it so that offshoring is unappealing -- by developing better, smarter, faster, etc. -- or by making the threat of offshoring inapplicable to our state as employees, probably by developing skills, abilities, and knowledge that make no sense to offshore.

      Now, HOW to do this is not something I've come up with. :) But that's my thoughts on it -- we, as developers, have to start playing a better game because I doubt offshoring is going anywhere.

    3. Re:A matter of trust by mutterc · · Score: 1
      And our economic system requires them to screw over as many people as possible (including, of course, themselves in the long term), in the pursuit of ever-increasing profits.

      However, even if we wanted to change the laws to curb corporate power, they've probably already grabbed enough power to block any attempt.

      I think all we can do is wait until after the massive economic collapse that will ensue after the race to the bottom completes, and hope somebody learned enough to keep the rich in check for the next civilization cycle.

    4. Re:A matter of trust by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I doubt their ethics with regards to the society they live in will be any different from their ethics with regards to their customers.
      So I wouldn't do business with any company that tries to stretch legal boundaries to fulfill a contract with me; they'll do the same with the contract.

      As a personal note, from my experience with Indian outsourcing, it isn't appealing at all; they aren't better, smarter nor faster, in fact they deliver pretty much bugridden and unmaintainable code. But as long as they offer to do it at lower cost (in fact they ended up being much more expensive), managers, CEO's and other unknowledgeable decission makers will use outsourcing to gain ultra-short-term benefits. I'm talking 6 month to 1 year benefits at most here; the people who made the decission are usually moved upwards in the organisation by then because they managed to bring down costs so well.

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  158. Re:That's so yesterday... by cornjchob · · Score: 1

    ... a-a-b-b select start?

    Yarr sayeth me--if ye think that ye gets a console with named buttons, then ye be overly optimistic. Neigh--what is nigh for ye is an atari with dirty paddle controllers...and a copy of pac man

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  159. What is the fare for a 460-mile water taxi ride? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UN-sponsored Law of the Sea Treaty, which went into effect in 1994, codified territorial waters of 12 nautical mi (13.8 mi/22.2 km) and an exclusive economic zone of 200 nautical mi (230 mi/370 km). In 1999, U.S. agencies were empowered by presidential proclamation to enforce American law up to 24 miles (39 km) offshore, doubling the previous limit.

  160. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Penumbra · · Score: 1

    google and 30s tells you that Texas is an exception, using old spanish laws (you get special privleges when joining the US if you come from a position of total sovreinity). http://oceanworld.tamu.edu/resources/oceanography- book/coastalzone.htm: By 1975 the Texas Coastal Management Program had defined the Texas coastal zone as "southwest along the coast from the Sabine to the Rio Grande, seaward into the Gulf of Mexico for a distance of 10.35 miles (9 nautical miles, which was originally 3 leagues under Spanish law), and inland to include 36 counties." (Handbook of Texas)

  161. Legal boundaries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From link in parent:
    In 1999, U.S. agencies were empowered by presidential proclamation to enforce American law up to 24 miles (39 km) offshore, doubling the previous limit.


    So, the US was empowered by the leader of the US, to enforce US law within some arbritary area...

    I can't see peace-and-harmony lasting long if the leaders of other countries around the world decided to change their legal boundaries.
  162. Better get a nuclear powered ship by biophysics · · Score: 1

    And what about hurricanes? Who will airlift these guys without visa?

    1. Re:Better get a nuclear powered ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The ship will be 3.1 miles off the coast of LOS FUCKING ANGELES. They don't have hurricanes there.

    2. Re:Better get a nuclear powered ship by bfischer · · Score: 1

      Odd, I have never heard of a hurricane in L.A.

    3. Re:Better get a nuclear powered ship by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Not a real issue. The waters off LA are too cold for hurricanes and they tend to go East to West.

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  163. Why do you think the USA will care? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    Being in international waters does not actually mean anything. States do not abide by (international) laws because they have to or feel a moral obligation to do so; they do so because they think they'll be better off in the end by doing so.

    So it really depends on two things:

    1) How much would the USA gain if it ignored the fact that it's international waters and cracked down on this? (Or, phrased differently, how much would they lose if they decided to not do anything?)
    2) How much of a fuss/public outcry/diplomatic incident would there be if they did?

    Ultimately, if they decide that the benefits outweigh the risks, they WILL crack down on this. And if you think that you can just tell the soldiers entering your ship that you're in international waters and that they have no right to do what they do, then you're naive. (Well, of course, you CAN tell them, but don't expect more than something along the lines of "cry me a river".)

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  164. It's 12 miles stupid by ayelvington · · Score: 1

    National territory goes out 12 miles. I hope they don't quit their day jobs. ay

    1. Re:It's 12 miles stupid by Xochil · · Score: 1

      Not as far as the the US Navy and Coast Guard are concerned. They enforce a 3-mile border. --Mike

  165. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by dbIII · · Score: 0, Troll
    Not to mention that the US *has* enforced its borders beyond its 3 mile claim in the past.
    There's a nice US naval base in Cuba with all kinds of facilities - no laws apply there, so why not outsource to there?
  166. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA was reported to be in negotiations to purchase a "kilo" class submarine from the former Soviet Union.

    A spokesman for the RIAA said that while they could afford it, a nuclear sub was not necessary. "We will only be going out three miles or so, so a diesel sub will do just fine".

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just in case the RIAA are wondering if this is a good idea:

      NO. Maritime law will hit you in the ass REALLY badly. Also, if people died, expect a huge ammount of bad publicity and lawsuits.

      Hopefully I got there in time...

  167. I bet life on that ship will be a real picnic by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    "A 24-hour-a-day programming shop" indeed.

    Nobody quits... in fact, nobody ever leaves!

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  168. OT - Pope Slap by Steven+Edwards · · Score: 1

    For the record I am a Protestant so I have no vested interest in who the pope is or what he does.

    That being said you should know he was conscripted in to the Army out of the Hitler youth and deserted his unit rather than serving for Hitler.

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  169. we should hang economic traitors in the future by Cryofan · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...through due process of law. But should hang them and those of that ilk. Indict, try, convict, sentence, and execute. As economic traitors. For economic treason. It's all about the political consciousness, man. We just need another constitutional amendment.

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  170. Tomorrow on Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real software pirates loot the SeaCode!

  171. Re:International waters by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

    No. It's not THAT far! It's only about 26 miles!

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  172. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    The ship, being of US registry, can be confiscated and searched by US authorities.

    What makes you think they'll be using a US registered ship??? DOH! I been on several cruise ships, none registered to the US.

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  173. Re:That's so yesterday... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    But you can't play pac-man with the paddle contro...

    ohhhhhh...

  174. Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or did everyone else who saw their website have the theme from the "Love Boat" going threw their head?

  175. This smells funny (like bait) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The operation will use T3 connections via microwave, cell phone access and local area codes...

    "We address a lot of the gotchas -- security issues, intellectual property rights."

    A ship full of computer equipment is anchored just outside of US territorial waters. It has every modern form of communications equipment on board. It is close to many defense contractors and military bases. It is populated by foreign nationals with technical training. This is much too reminiscent of the KGB cold war "fishing fleet". The three-letter government agencies surely will be interested in what really goes on aboard that ship.

    If they operate beyond US labor laws can they expect to any privacy protections, such as court orders for wire(less) taps and sanctions against industrial espionage? If they claim to be beyond immigration laws, how will US "IP" laws protect the clients?

    It sounds like a bad plot for a 007 movie. Or is it an off-shore "phishing trip" for gullible PHBs?

  176. Sealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hunkered down on a North Sea fortress, a crew of armed cypherpunks, amped-up networking geeks, and libertarian swashbucklers is seceding from the world to pursue a revolutionary idea: an offshore, fat-pipe data haven that answers to nobody."

  177. Must be a bad joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like one of those chain letters that play on people's fears and misconceptions. Many in developed countries believe it is easy to hire highly qualified foreigners and they would accept any conditions. The reality is very different. A case in point is Germany's professional visa program. The hords of professionals lining up to get a visa did not materialize. It managed to fill about half of the available slots. The program likely failed because applicants had no hope of eventualy obtaining a permanent visa. People don't like uprooting their families if they know they will be forced back within a few years. It is easier to attract professionals to the US because there is an expectation they can stay. This story about confining highly qualified professionals on a ship sounds bogus.

  178. I'm amazed by jessecurry · · Score: 1

    I am amazed that they can actually turn this into a profitable venture with the cost of the cruise ship along with the cost of fuel and consumables.

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  179. Other business by willCode4Beer.com · · Score: 2

    If this takes off I'm going to start a business to supprot their staff.

    I'm thinking that they'll probably have several hundred programmers. Given the current environment, they'll be about 90% male. They won't be able to enter the US because of their status.

    I think running a boatload (literally) of women to them on payday is a guaranteed money maker.

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  180. Sooo... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

    is this a GeekCruise then?

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  181. Location by richieb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you are going to be on a ship, why not stay 3 miles of the coast of Bermuda?!

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  182. you reap what you sow by SubtleNuance · · Score: 0

    Attention Capitalists:

    Welcome to the logical result of your dogma. Free trade and the race to the bottom. McCarthy did such a wonderful job on your country.

    The government -- which is supposed to be of, by and for the people -- has been replaced as a body to be mistrusted. This mistrusted body is then made impotent to all but a trade regulation body lead by the Plutocracy.

    A boat full of nickle-paid-coders off your coast? WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT! Trade, like the economy, has to be regulated to produce desireable results (like, employment, a middle class, worker-safety). Willfully abandoning tarrifs and other mechanisms to influence International Trade has lead you to the a place where you cannot prevent this behaviour.

    Why cant you prevent it? because the Oligarchy rules your government (it is your government) and the population is so attached to their American Capitalism Religion(TM) that anyone who suggests its out-of-control is burned at the stake (like Im about to be).

    So, in short, Americans, time to start reaping what you have sown.

    1. Re:you reap what you sow by spamfiltertest · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but what does your poorly focused rant have to do with TFA?

    2. Re:you reap what you sow by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      ...that the techies on this forum will A) decry this as unfair competition from super-low paid slave labour and B) are directly responsible for it themselves by deeply held irrational views and their voting/politics.

    3. Re:you reap what you sow by spamfiltertest · · Score: 1

      And with that you are right on, I just wasn't sure where you were going with it. Thanks. =)

  183. Smells fishy to me by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
    And I'm not tying to be funny. This obviously could never be a viable, long-term venture, as sooner or later they would either get shut down or lose their advantages. And yet it has a large startup cost. In my experience, ideas like this are much more likely to be investment scams rather than serious business attempts. I don't know Roger Green or David Cook, and I'm not saying I know anything specific about this particular business. I'm just saying that to me it doesn't add up.

    On a side note, the web site says there will be 600 "world-class" software engineers. Just how big *is* this World Class? Seems like everybody's got some.

  184. stupid idea... by PerlDudeXL · · Score: 1

    meh. weird suits ... is there anyone who actually would like to work on that ship?

    why not use a old oil drilling platform instead of an old cruise ship?

    just my 0.02 EUR

  185. Re:Good opportunity for those running from the law by jakob_grimm · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it worked well for all those James Bond villians.

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  186. Think of all the ancillary business opportunity by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 0

    Food, health, entertainment, contraband... and recruiting workers from small island nations. It's the rare soul who can last over 6 months at sea without a break.

  187. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you have to lie to make a point, it's not much of a point.

  188. Wal-Mart is watching? by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    Even if this is a dumb idea for offshoring IT, who's to say Wal-Mart won't arm-twist their suppliers into setting up floating sweatshops? That way they can screw the americans AND the chinese!

    1. Re:Wal-Mart is watching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah the chinese hate having jobs begging was so much better!

  189. Re:Is it April Fools Day? commute... by anon+mouse-cow-aard · · Score: 1

    Maybe they would commute from home ?

    http://www.freedomship.com/

  190. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by stanmann · · Score: 1

    And of course, try prooving that you didn't "drift" inside that 3 mile boundary.

    Especially if you are Just skirting it.

    Oh, we're sorry, you drifted into territorial waters according to our GPS, and ours are much more accurate than yours. We're going to have to seize your ship.

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  191. Better solution for the power issue? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Why not do it in the gulf instead? You could moored near one of the offshore rigs and use natural gas right from it for power. Or even better find an old off shore rig that has run dry of oil but still has gas and put them on that :)

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    1. Re:Better solution for the power issue? by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      The gulf side means you have to worry about the weather more. When was the last time you heard of a nasty storm on the west coast?

    2. Re:Better solution for the power issue? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The have nasty storms on the west coast just not hurricanes. That would be the benefit of a ship. You could move it out of harms way. You would have to evacuate a fixed rig for a hurricane but that does not stop the oil companies not to mention that you could go years with out any hurricanes or you get clobbered many times in a year. In California they have to worry about earthquakes.
      I have to wonder about bandwidth. Would they be one of the first users of WiMax?

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  192. that's not so far... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    Territorial sea is only 12 nanometres?? Wow...don't come within about 60 water molecules.

    EEZ is only 200 nanometres?? Wow...watch where you point that UV source.

    ;p

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    1. Re:that's not so far... by mr_death · · Score: 1

      nautical miles, you weenie.

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  193. Re:International waters by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    26 miles from the coast to Catalina != 26 miles from LA to Catalina.

  194. Possibilities..... by wpiman · · Score: 1

    I am thinking I may have found a perfectly legal and good reason to write off my next cruise. Thank you Sea Code!

  195. People owe their riches to corporations by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Summary: corporations owe to the state, state owes to the people, and so corporation owe to the people.

    The logic needs to go a bit further bit further -- where do the people get their riches? Without employers (mostly corporations), the people would have no money. Without consumer goods makers and retailers (mostly corporations), the money paid by a job would have no value. So the people owe their riches to the corporations and we have come full circle.

    The point is that economies are mutually dependent networks with no simple linear chain of who owes whom. I'm not saying the current balance of power is right, only that people are dependent on corporations and corporations are dependent on people.

    Seeking profit does not necessitate a race to the bottom on wages. Henry Ford knew that if he could make his workforce more productive he would both create wealthier workers and create a product those workers could afford. Ford paid higher wages than other companies at the time and was rewarded with high productivity. Ford also designed systems to make those worker vary productive so that the amount of high-wage cost per car was low and the car was affordable to a great many people (including Ford's own workers).

    If any company or country wants to compete on the world market its need to find a way to create more value than costs. Yes, cut-rate wages can avoid costs and some companies try to go that route, but it is a dead end. Smarter companies find a way to create greater value per unchanged unit of cost (Ford actual increased wages) and then use greater productivity, greater efficiency, and better products to create extraordinary value.

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    1. Re:People owe their riches to corporations by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

      "Seeking profit does not necessitate a race to the bottom on wages. "

      You're right. This is only the case with a surplus labour pool, and since the current population of the earth is oh, 6.1 billion or so, most of whom have no rights, no labour standards or unions affecting them, and live in developing nations with oppressive governments, we have all the surplus labour we need to drive wages into, say, nothing.

      It's not a dead end, it's only a dead end for the workers. If a company can work some people to death for profit, because when they are desperate they will work for even less money, ford or no ford, it will.

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    2. Re:People owe their riches to corporations by G4from128k · · Score: 1

      This is only the case with a surplus labour pool, and since the current population of the earth is oh, 6.1 billion or so, most of whom have no rights, no labour standards or unions affecting them, and live in developing nations with oppressive governments, we have all the surplus labour we need to drive wages into, say, nothing.

      That's a very good point that is true in theory and probably true in some of poorest parts of the world. But its not true in India and China where wages are rising. So the two most populous countries on Earth don't have enough supply to completely cancel the effects of demand. Also, the very high employee turnover rates in Indian call centers suggest that workers can and do vote with their feet.

      The scary issue, for the U.S., is that some of the new Chinese factories are NOT like the sweatshops of your average third world nation. The Chinese are building modern factories with modern productivity enhancements. These modern Chinese factories won't have to worry about rising wages because they will use productivity gains to create both cheap goods and a billion new home-grown consumers.

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    3. Re:People owe their riches to corporations by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Without employers (mostly corporations), the people would have no money.

      In an economy ruled by corporations, yes. In a sensible economy, we wouldn't have a capitalist class of employers; people would work for themselves, trading labor as sole proprietorships, co-ops, collectives, and employee-owned companies, not as wage slaves to an owning class.

      The idea that people have to rely on capitalists for employment is a manifestation of what I call "the fallacy of the king's table scraps..."

      Once there was a king. He wasn't all that bad as kings went, didn't impale his subjects for his own amusement or stuff like that, which made him more popular with his subjects than the last few kings.

      Still, he was a king, and he was strongly of the opinion that everything in his kingdom belonged to him by divine right. He took the best, and left the rest to the peasants. But he knew the value of a pacified populace; he gave his table scraps to the hungry, and no one starved.

      Then among the hungry serfs there came a rabble rouser. "Wait a minute! Why should the king get the best while we live on scraps from his table? We should get rid of this guy!"

      The peasants were not receptive to the idea. "He's so much better than our last few kings! Surely he'd just be replaced by someone worse!"

      The rabble rouser tried to explain. "No, don't you see? I'm not saying replace the king with a new one, I'm saying get rid of kings altogether!"

      But the hungry peasants would have none of it. "Shut up! Shut up! Without a king, who would give us the table scraps we live on?"

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    4. Re:People owe their riches to corporations by Seumas · · Score: 1

      You make an excellent point.

      People - the reason American workers can't compete with outsourced Chinese labor is not because American's are lazy or live expensive lives. It's because China has the world's largest pool of slave labor.

      So for everyone who likes to ramble on about how American's aren't hard working enough, expect too much money and are spoiled - exactly how would you have us compete with slave labor? Short of becoming slave labor ourselves? Of course, we're essentially doing that already with corporations farming work out to prisoners in some jurisdictions in this country.

    5. Re:People owe their riches to corporations by G4from128k · · Score: 1

      In an economy ruled by corporations, yes. In a sensible economy, we wouldn't have a capitalist class of employers; people would work for themselves, trading labor as sole proprietorships, co-ops, collectives, and employee-owned companies, not as wage slaves to an owning class.

      I'd like that too, but am skeptical that it can ever occur in more than a minority of companies. My experience has been that too many people just want a steady paying job. I co-founded a company but left when it became clear that the other founders did not want to invest in R&D or new product development. They preferred to stay with government contracts that provided a steady income, but little opportunity for growth (I have nothing against what they do, but they were risk averse). I've since met many others with similar experiences -- too many employees don't want to give up salary for ownership.

      There are plenty of people who thing like you and I. They do work for themselves, form partnerships with like-minded people, and create employee-owned companies. Even Wal-Mart tried this -- giving stock to a broad swath of employees in the early days. Employee stock ownership worked very well when the stock price was soaring, but became a disincentive as the company matured and the price stopped rising.

      The point is that I fear there will always be a great mass of people who will only be wage-slaves because they are unwilling to put forth or endure the effort/risk required to be anything more.

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  196. World War III by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Claim another island somewhere in international waters.

    2. Declare war on on the "prince of sealand" for being a "looney"

    3. He will fire some warning shots from his battlecruiser, sorry dingy.

    4. Using your L337 nerd skills, you send wave after wave of GPS guided RC planes with thermite/chlorine bombs.

    5. Proclaim yourself emperor of two countries.

    6. Sell sealand to the UK.

    7. Profit

    1. Re:World War III by corsican · · Score: 1

      Yeah, baby, bomb em with RC planes! In a post-9/11 world, you can't be too looney.

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  197. They've got it all wrong! by iolaus · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they'd just cruise the baby around the world for a year or so I'm sure they could get a boat-load (ha) of programmers who'd be happy to work for a very low wage. I'd be tempted to work for low pay for a year in exchange for the opportunity to see the world and travel to exotic locations. Slogan: See the world, meet interesting people, and replace them with small shell scripts!

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  198. Re:International Waters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and therefore just about every point about "International Law" is moot.

    Only to rogue states like the USA. The civilized world has a different opinion.

  199. Seasick! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ever try reading a book as a passenger in a car? What happens to you?

    Now, imagine a computer screen and a gently rocking boat, and a programmer's work week. You'd need an IV drip bottle of Dramamine to survive this gig.

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    1. Re:Seasick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever try reading a book as a passenger in a car?

      All the time.

      What happens to you?

      Um... the usual things associated with reading? Learning, entertainment, whatever?

      Motion sickness is for the weak.

    2. Re:Seasick! by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I never got motion sick reading in the car as a kid either. I'm not sure why people always talk about it like it's universal. OTOH, coding on a ship does sound like a recipe for nausea.

  200. Who said it was US registered? by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    There's not anything on their web site saying it's US registered and outside the US Navy not many organizations pick the US to register big ships.

    This might actually work. Sort of a portable office building. If the US authorities started getting annoying, up anchor and move somewhere more friendly. Or just find a calm spot in the middle of the ocean and hover.

    It would be really convenient for supplying employee perks that you could never think of here, like women.

    They don't want US labor laws, but they do want: "...including the protection of U.S. Intellectual Property laws..." How convenient. Lets pick and choose which laws we want to be covered by.

    Still, I like the concept. It could be expanded. You could build a floating condominium outside US jurisdiction. That has lots of interesting possibilities.

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    1. Re:Who said it was US registered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You could build a floating condominium outside US jurisdiction.

      There's some prior art for that idea...Freedom Ship

  201. It's not THAT bad.. by Striikerr · · Score: 0, Troll

    "And how long do they think coders are willing to stay on this ship before they _need_ some R&R? I'd say max 4 weeks. What then? How do they get visas so they can visit LA? And how do they get back to LA anyway? What about productivity and retaining workers?"

    What R&R do computer nerds need? The ship will be one huge LAN party so they can frag each other after work. All of their female companionship will come in the standard geek form known as Internet pr0n. The supply ships can fill up with cold pizza and sodas so that part is covered.
    I'm only wondering if the designers thought about the most significant byproduct of hard-core computer geeks. Body odor which is never washed away (as that would require bathing).

  202. They obviously have no idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what it takes to operate a ship.

  203. What's Next - Flying Call Centers? by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 0

    This is getting old really fast. I know it has been brought up before, but I think that we geeks ought to start organizing in some manner. If someone can pull a barge three miles out and call that off-shoring, what is next? Flying Call Centers?

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  204. Visa regulations / Mexican border by timlewis_atlanta · · Score: 1

    Even if you ignore the issue of the 3 mile versus 12 mile territorial water, and the fact that any company using them would be exposing themselves to massive risk (e.g. what happens when the company runs out of money / ship sinks due to hurricane etc) there is still the problem of letting the staff visit the USA for shore leave. Most of these folks would be coming from countries that do not have visa-waivers (do those still even exist post 9/11 ?), such as the UK. This means they would either have to get a visa for every time they wanted to visit the USA, which they're not going to get, or get a multiple entry visa, which again, in a lot of cases, they're not going to get. So it would be extremely difficult for the vast majority of the staff to visit the USA... unless they chose to enter via Mexico of course...

    1. Re:Visa regulations / Mexican border by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it might come as a major shock to you, but it is quite possible, that none of the employees would WANT to visit the US.

      Personally, I would rather spend my fun time in Mexico, rather than the paranoid police state that the US has become. I have less of a chance of being arrested in "backwards" Mexico riding down the street, drunk and naked on a Moped, than I do entering the US with olive skin, or having a Koran in my luggage.

      Better beer, cheaper everything, less paranoid, more fun. The choice is clear.

  205. Re:International Waters by stm2 · · Score: 1

    Yes, you are bound to the laws of the vessel is registred (the ship flag). That is why most ships are registered in Panama and Bermuda.

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  206. The Boat is sitting is US Waters by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi."

    I smell something rotten here. Specifically the usage of the word "staff".


    I smell a number of things rotten here, including the fact that the "entrepreneur" (or article writer) hasn't a fucking clue about international waters, which extend twelve miles from shore, not 3. This is the 21st century, not the 19th, and maritime law may not have changed much, but the definition of "international waters" has.

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  207. I know what they be.... by SwimsWithTheFishes · · Score: 1

    ...they be Software Pirates, matey! Arrrgg!

    They be coding in Sea#! Arrrggg.

    Instead of Blackberry, they be using Blackbeard. Arrrggg.

    Shiver me compiler! HO YO a pirates life for me!

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  208. Homeland Security by HomerJayS · · Score: 1
    I'm sure that the Department of Homeland Security will just love having a ship full of potential illegal/unscreened aliens parked just a few miles offshore.

    I'm sure that any such ship would have a tough time keeping the local marine life such as seals from causing, ummm, mechanical difficulties. Thus forcing said ship into the nearest port (and subject to closer inspection).

  209. Pun intended? by tomzyk · · Score: 2, Funny
    If I were them I wouldn't be exploiting the lack of labor laws. You can only expect people to be so productive in something as fundamentaly brain draining as CS if you run them into the ground.
    Not gonna happen if they're 3 miles offshore!

    Bah dum dum TCHSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
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  210. Drug cruise by yorkpaddy · · Score: 1

    Hell have a drug cruise. People can do what ever drugs they want to. Its international waters, go crazy. The deuling room. Prostitution. Its like a trip to the ghetto without all the cops.

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  211. Yar? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I for one just want to see 600 software engineers muntiny agaist their managers, just once!

  212. Great Idea. by wolff000 · · Score: 1

    I think this is a great idea, and if it works for these guys I bet all those old unused oil platforms could quickly turn into off shore software and/or manufacturing plants of various goods. As far as people getting sick cause of being on a boat, that completely depends on the person. I take boat trips regularly and have no problem reading or doing work on my laptop. The issue with visas is a non issue cause the only thing people on this tub will need to come to the US is a tourist visa which is easy to get if you got no criminal record in your own country. As far as the difficulty of running a ship these guys are retired navy and one was a tanker captain so I'm pretty sure they know what it takes to run a ship. I hope these guys succeed, this is the kind of entrepreneurial ship that makess this country great. So go ahead and flame me cause I support people with innovative ideas.

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  213. Just me by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    Or does anyone else picture Orc's weilding whips screaming "CODE! CODE!" while cracking those whips.

    "Oh your project is going to run over schedule? Walk the plank!"

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  214. Slim down plan by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    They don't need no stink'n diesel for their power! In their off hours they can power peddle powered generators! They can also have smaller models under the desk. Those extra pounds their developers have will melt right off! They could also sell slim down plans to all of the fat sl^h^h^h^h^h^hoverweight people in Los Angeles.

  215. You think thats bad by panxerox · · Score: 1

    Check out http://www.freedomship.com/ 1 mile (nearly) of telecommuters omg!

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    1. Re:You think thats bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would such a project choose a picture of a tsunami for the upper right hand corner of that page ?

  216. Listening to Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > it's all fun and games until Hiro Protaganist shows up and carves a hole in the hull with his chain gun on steroids.

    And then, just when it's getting really interesting, you're beginning to wonder what the world'll be like tomorrow, the shipboard printing house runs out of paper and ink so we don't have many pages left and stuff goes boom and the bad guys die. The end!

    (Sorry, Neal. If you're reading this, I still loved the book. But a little cuddle after the climax wouldn't have killed ya, would it? :)

  217. Company store by plopez · · Score: 1

    Let's hear it for the return of the company store! By charging for room and board, toiletries, the company store, over priced drinks at the lounge, plane ticket to LAX (+ interest, and don't forget to hand over your passport when you get on board) and by making the water taxi very expensive, they'll never get out of indentured servitude!

    It's a capitalist's wet dream....

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    1. Re:Company store by justasecond · · Score: 1

      You have a very warped idea of what capitalism is (probably from years of getting your skull filled with public-school mush). The basic tenent of capitalism is that if you don't give the customer what he wants, he goes elsewhere. Monopolies of course allow you to break that rule, but (aside from the fact that monopolies are actually antithetical to capitalism), this ship would have no monopoly on employing programmers.

      Do you get it now? If the employer were to overcharge for the company store, room and board, etc., they just wouldn't have any employees. (Or at least they'd be stuck with people who were too incompetent to get a job elswhere, and how long would they stay around running a business staffed with rejects?)

  218. Africa? by PhatboySlim · · Score: 1

    Last time I remember we shipped in really cheap labor was from Africa just before a horrible war broke out. If my memory serves me correctly, it wasn't very humane then, just as it isn't very humane now either. Corporate greed must not have learned this history lesson.

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  219. free choice and personal responsibility by cahiha · · Score: 1

    Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers?

    As long as most jobs aren't handled this way, those people have a choice. If they don't want to do this, they don't have to.

  220. SYSADMIN FOR HIRE! by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'd love to go out there, and live in international waters, and not worry that I might suddenly be thought of as a terrorist.

    Sysadmin for Hire!

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  221. F***ed up! by Angrytech01010101 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Well the s*** has hit the fan! Its been hard enough to get tech contract in the US, now this! This proves why we countrys see us as loud dumb hicks. allowing companies to freely piddle away jobs to other countries for profit and bypass laws. And whers our goverment? Neck deep in corporate americas ass! Lobbyists pumping cash and gifts to keep that gravy train goin! Wake up America! b4 you end up like that homeless person you try to ignore on you way to where ever. What comes around goes around!

    1. Re:F***ed up! by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Its been hard enough to get tech contract in the US, now this!

      I would bet the reason it's been hard for you to "get tech contract" is because your thoughts are about as organized as my first BASIC programs, and you type like a drunken lemur. I sure as hell wouldn't hire you.

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  222. Re:Good but not the best by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

    Oh God, where's the +1 Groan moderation? ;)

  223. And so we come full circle... by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    ... to a time where piracy can literally be a bunch of scalliwags swinging with ropes to the deck of another ship to steal its booty. :)

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  224. it may not matter by cahiha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the US can enforce laws out further than that. On the other hand, you don't need a work visa if you work on a ship that just happens to anchor in territorial waters.

    How this falls out depends on what politicians make of it. They can prohibit this sort of conduct and send the coast guard to send the ship packing, or they can actually view it as a reasonable political compromise that doesn't force them to touch the H1b issue one way or another.

    I suspect that, if this ever were to become a big thing commercially, inaction and silent toleration would be the preferred course for most politicians. Only if it looked like it became a media debacle would they likely start acting.

    1. Re:it may not matter by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      Only if it looked like it became a media debacle would they likely start acting.

      TONIGHT on Eyewitness News 11... Did you know that FOREIGN SHIPS are anchoring just three miles off shore, without having to comply with any U.S. laws? They can ignore basic health and environmental laws. The people on board these ships don't have to go through customs or get a visa. These ships are never inspected for narcotics or other contraband. No one we spoke to has any idea what goes on on board these ships. And believe it or not, the Coast Guard says there's nothing they can do about it. COULD OSAMA BIN LADEN BE BUILDING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION JUST THREE MILES FROM YOUR FAMILY'S NEIGHBORHOOD ON THE COAST? FIND OUT TONIGHT ON EYEWITNESS NEWS 11.

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  225. while staying on topic by quiklane · · Score: 1

    Sealands legal status as an actual soveriegn nation is actually debatable http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand#Legal_status
    but just to stay on topic. Sealands "Prince" has invited a computer securities company to work from the island to avoid legal hassles(like copyright laws) of being in a real countrie http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.07/haven.html

  226. arr matey by Selcitset · · Score: 0

    look out for them software pirates, arr.

  227. Good Luck with the Pirates by The-Perl-CD-Bookshel · · Score: 1

    If you thought software pirates were bad, wait until you see the real deal!

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  228. what an idiot, this Cook guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ""If you go to India, some incredibly talented women [developers] have a very difficult time getting a job." In contrast, Cook says, his company specifically plans to hire some percentage of women to take advantage of that overlooked talent pool."

    Yeah right. What do you know about India, Cookie monster?

    India has had women prime ministers several times over, and no where is a woman stopped in technical field. While your country is still wondering if you will have a woman president in the next 30 years.

    But cookie boy is just talking like any other idiot in US who does not know anything other than what fox tv feeds them - or what their green-card seeking wife from some thirdworld country told them.

    whatever.

  229. This is NEVER gonna happen... by SwedishChef · · Score: 1

    The guys who thought this idea up are similar to those who tried offshore casinos. The problems are mostly legal. For one thing, where do you register the ship? If the ship is registered in the USA then it's part of the US legal system and visas are required so that's out. But if it's registered in a foreign country (say... Panama or Liberia) then there are certain legal niceties that have to be observed. And the Panamanians (or Liberians) may have something to say about who works aboard that ship and what sorts of licenses or documentation they carry.

    And if the US gets really pissed then you may find other restrictions. Like the 3-mile limit is really a 12-mile limit. Oh, wait.. there is an economic zone that extends 200 miles out. Providing food or a crew change 3 miles out isn't so hard... but 200 miles out gets beyond the useful range of helicopters and you begin to need crew boats (with LOTS of sicksacks) and offshore supply vessels (one reason offshore drilling costs millions a day).

    And ocean waves, even off California, can be BIG and ships, including those with stabilizers, need to be moving in order to position themselves to ride those waves safely. Otherwise they just roll around in the trough (more sicksacks). This means that the ship has to either be dynamically positioned (with thrusters and computers and GPS - not cheap to retrofit onto a used cruise ship) or just keep underway all the time. And there goes the fuel bill right up the smokestack.

    The idea is so bizarre that I suspect it's a holdover from someone's April Fool joke.

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  230. Re:A haha. by tibike77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're BOTH hard working and knowledgeable, nobody would dare take away your job. Problem is you're maybe not one of the two you mentioned you are...

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  231. Your faith in theory is touchingly naive by spun · · Score: 1

    People get wealth from work. Workers are the source of all wealth. Employers simply leach off the workers, doing no real work and providing no real value. All they do is lend money, which they wouldn't have had in the first place if they weren't leaching. People have become dependent on corporations, but that doesn't have to be so. On the other hand, corporations are legal fictions who owe their existence entirely to the state and thus the people. So no, it isn't a nice, evenly balanced co-dependency. We made them up and if they don't serve us, we can get rid of them.

    Originially, corporations were very limited. They would be dissolved upon the death of the last founding member. They could only do the business they were chartered to do, in the area they were chartered to do it. They are essentially fiefdoms without the checks and balances that real fiefdoms have such as being tied to the land and the people that live there.

    You can say in theory that seeking profit does not necessitate a race to the bottom in wages, but look at what happens in practice. The vast majority of corporations take the easy route and do everything they can to cut wages and other labor costs. How many US companies offer full medical coverage now, or pensions? Not as many as used to offer them, that's for sure. Real wages here have been stagnant for years while the rich have been getting richer. And We The People set up this system. If it isn't working for us, we can tear it down and try something else.

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  232. Coders go into the water.... by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

    ... sharks in the water. Our shark.

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  233. On-Shore outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a company that uses a geographically-distributed business model to hire the best programmers. Their coders are in the USA, but the company doesn't have to pay top-dollar. How do they do this? They hire people in lower-cost areas. Not every brilliant programmer works in the bay area. Check 'em out here.

  234. Mirror by dfm3 · · Score: 1

    The site appears to be down, but here's a Google cache of the article.

  235. As a US citizen.... by $1uck · · Score: 1

    I'd be willing to do this as long as the pay/timescale was reasonable (20k for 6 months and they charge nothing for room and board and this in a clear contract enforced by who?). Would I be required to pay taxes on it? that would impact my decision. Even if I had to leave the money in offshore accounts to avoid taxation it would be tempting. 6 months with no expenses and 20 thousand would almost make it worthwhile (provided they were trustworthy hah)

  236. Owe my soul to the company store by kahei · · Score: 1


    So, employees will be beyond the reach of labor laws, in a location to which the company controls all access, and where the company owns the store and all the utilities.

    Boy, that's going to be one-sided.

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  237. My Robot My Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sit here typing at a terminal where each keystoke forces a robot running in India to hit an identical keystroke on its terminal, a camera shows me the robot's terminal screen on my lcd projector, my paychecks are deposited directly to my back account and thus I have virtually offshored myself to India and get US tax free india wages.

    Science fiction at best but doctors are doing remote operations now.

  238. Payroll Taxes Avoided & Visitor Visa by RmanB17499 · · Score: 1

    The only benefits I see are avoiding payroll taxes and when staff go on-shore to LA or SD they can come over as a short-term visitor. Many people can visit this country with just a passport for a short stay or with an easy to get visitor visa, which I think is good for 90 days each time you come over. Obviously, it makes it easier for the off-shore contracting company to visit employees, too. Rather than go to India it's just a short trip to see the actual production facility. I think it's a really good idea!

  239. The Raft by dan14807 · · Score: 1

    Will this be how "The Raft" from Snow Crash gets started? Those poor programmers have to live on a damned boat? And, when the Raft drifts close to shore, I wonder how many of them will try to make a break for the mainland.

  240. Try 12 miles, dolts by 4Lancer.net · · Score: 1

    According to the CIA World Factbook, the United States has claimed 12 nautical miles of territorial waters, which is roughly 13.8 miles.

    Have fun being only a quarter of the way out.

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  241. Why software engineers? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Slightly OT:

    If one were to go thru the logistical trouble of setting up a "permanent" off-shore facility like this, why wouldn't you do something more profitable, like a casino, or brothel? Is the problem with that the cost of the ferry to get customers?

    Might as well toss in a high-power pirate radio station while you are at it too, LA is a big market. How about a TV station too...

    Seems to me there must be some reason this stuff hasn't been done before.

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  242. Re:Should we wait... Gues they better tell CIA too by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

    As a landlubber with good science background, I read nm as "nano meters". That would surely simplify the task of patrolling our maritime territory.

  243. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Old+Telco+Guy · · Score: 1

    Where you been for the last 4 years? ANY ship, person, vehicle or sovereign country can be confiscated and searched by US authorities. :-)

  244. oh please by rimmon · · Score: 1

    This is SO ripped of from Neal Stephensons Snowcrash... They just have to attach lots of floating junk and watch out for the aleut...

  245. 3 miles won't cut it. by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    I thought the EEZ extended out to 200 miles these days...

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  246. So it will be illegal for them to dist mp3s by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    4) Unauthorized broadcasting

    So it will be illegal for them to distribute "pirated" software and mp3s. The coast guard could sail out their to enforce things.

  247. As an American you would have to pay taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because, according to the US law you are taxed on your worldwide income. The same is true for US resident aliens (unless a tax treaty has special clasuses).

  248. Of workers and corporations by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People get wealth from work. Workers are the source of all wealth.

    The second sentence does not follow from the first, assuming that the first is even true. The output of any given individual worker is not really worth anything unless that worker (or someone connected to that worker) can find a market or consumer of their work product. In an idyllic era of agrarian output or simple hand-crafted products, it may have been possible for individual workers to sell their individual work. But the increasing sophistication of both products and services in the modern world mean that individual workers are valueless without some entity to coordinate, connect, and manage a grouo of workers who each contribute an individually value-less effort to a collectively-valueable output. As governments have proven horribly inept at managing workforces, it falls on the shoulders of managers in corporations to provide that valuable service. What corporations do is create an organized structure that efficiently connects workers to work and work output to markets.

    If corporations really were mere leaches, why wouldn't workers leave and go into business for themselves? In a world in which corporations add no value, any individual worker would be able to undercut the price charged by a corporation because that worker would not have to add the leach's fees and profits into the price. The answer is three-fold. First, many workers do start small businesses that grow and inevitably recreate the corporate structure of management and workers. Second, some work is not individualizable -- building an automobile requires the coordinated effort of hundreds or thousands of people. In this case, corporations provide value in management. Third, individuals often lack capital for equipment, start-up costs, etc. -- and capital is hard (in-efficient) to raise in small quantities. Corporations provide a convenient, cost-effective way of raising and managing capital.

    You can say in theory that seeking profit does not necessitate a race to the bottom in wages, but look at what happens in practice. The vast majority of corporations take the easy route and do everything they can to cut wages and other labor costs.

    I blame "The People" for this. How many people buy the lowest price whatever with no regard for the management practices of the company that made the product? There are companies that try to treat their workers well, but does that translate into more sales? Instead, 100 million people shop at Wal-Mart everyday despite the well-known wage and benefits practices of that company. For a company, a competitor to Wal-mart or a supplier to Wal-Mart, the choice is clear, the people have spoken. The People want cheap goods and will gladly go to another company to buy them. Faced with a choice between closing the factory because nobody will buy high-priced goods or cutting wages & benefits, most sane, ethical, and moral managers chose the cuts.

    How many US companies offer full medical coverage now, or pensions?

    Defined benefit pensions are a deathtrap for a company and that fact will only get worse as the Baby Boomers age. Look at the old steel companies in this country to see what happens when the retiree population exceeds the employee population. Companies can read the actuarial tables, take one look at the ballooning numbers of retirees and know that they cannot afford to pay for everything. Moreover, in a world where people move, change jobs, change careers, it makes more sense to create defined contribution retirement plans or leave it up to each worker to use their pay as they see fit. In some ways the lessening of retirement benefits is a lessening of the golden handcuffs that keep workers tied to an employer.

    The problem with medical coverage is even more insidious -- we've separated the benefactor (the patient) from the payor (the employer/insurance company). Patients have no incentive to manage their own healthcare costs. Healthcare costs

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  249. Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash by wsanders · · Score: 1

    "Arrrr matey, yer pod is only billin'70 hours a week, and if ye don't like it ye can walk the plank. The Santa Monica Pier only be two leagues thataway..."

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  250. Arrrrrrr! by mikeg22 · · Score: 1

    I hope these guys bring some serious firepower...pirates these days don't carry rapiers, and a boatful of expensive electronics sitting in international waters is quite the treasure ;)

  251. More info by hokeyru · · Score: 1

    http://www.adtmag.com/article.asp?id=10959 excerpts: "During off hours, programming teams can partake of the ship's recreational facilities or head for the lights of L.A. on a water taxi, since each worker will be required to have a U.S. tourist visa, Cook says. "At first blush, admits COO Roger Green, it sounds like they're trying to avoid U.S. taxes, regulations and pay rates. Not so, he maintains. SeaCode will be a U.S. corporation, and the ship will fall under a number of state and federal regulations. Green, who has managed outsourcing projects before, says just 10 percent of every dollar spent will go to paying developers--most of whom will probably be non-U.S. citizens. Remaining expenses will overhead--for equipment and supplies, fuel and other costs--all purchased in the U.S., the three say. "The company will use microwave and U.S. providers for phone and Internet access, thus addressing a common outsourcing concern: ownership of intellectual property. Under international law, Cook says, the first point of contact with land determines whose laws will apply. "One of reasons we're doing things this way is so U.S law will apply."

  252. noshoring? by theundead · · Score: 0

    Is that what they call it? 'no-shoring'? Well, that sounds way better than the 'rightshoring' corp talk!

  253. Not good for electronics by doctorjay · · Score: 1

    http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-cruise 18.html That and most indians dont know how to swim! Dont think they will be very comfortable living at sea

  254. Damn! by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    Why didn't I think of that?

    Forget the original idea! SeaCode is a waste of a perfectly good cruise ship. I mean, just look at all those staterooms! And, in International waters, where not only gambling is legal...

    Gentlemen (and ladies, if you're so inclined), I give you... SeaSkank! A floating whorehouse^Wbordello^WHo-Tel, where you can rent 'em by the hour, a day, a week, or your standard Three Hour Tour.

    You specify the race, age (remember, international waters!) and kinks/fetishes, and we plan the vacation for you.

    Why go all the way to south-east Asia for that questionable sex tour, when you can just duck out of the office for a few hours, and no one will be the wiser.

    All the "staffers" are checked regularly for crabs, barnacles, lamprey and other infestation, but just to be sure, there's also a medical facility on board, so you can get back to shore with the same peace of mind you had upon departure.

    Just bring your wallet.

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  255. It must be illegal, no? by IrishWonder · · Score: 1

    I am almost 100% sure there's a law or two against what they're doing...

  256. it seems clear...... by vwbuster · · Score: 1

    that this ship must be sunk. (metaphorically speaking, natch.)

  257. Re:International Waters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that's the whole point, isn't it. You only have "law" when the police are stronger than the criminals. There is, therefore, no international law.

  258. Used cruise ship == sitting duck by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

    How long before the hacked Harpoon missiles take them out?

  259. Freakin Sweet! by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    "...and not only can any military board you, they can legally just sink you if they feel like it. "

    A whole new way to sink your competition.

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  260. Follow the lead of the US Aircraft carriers by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Have you ever met Navy nuclear power people?
    I've seen more flexible thinking in an RMS rant...

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  261. Prior Art. by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

    It's not a bad idea, the Colombians already tried to do such a thing: http://www.politicalgateway.com/news/read.html?id= 3341

  262. Nothing new here by sakshale · · Score: 1

    In his 1990 book "Nations at Risk: The Impact of the Computer Revolution", Edward Yourdon gave an example of a contract proposal received by Ford Aerospace. The company proposed to do exactly what this new company is talking about; park a ship full of maintenance programmers three miles off the California coast. I don't remember now what reason he listed for them not winning the contract.

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  263. I get a lot of reading done? by Rhys · · Score: 1

    There are a fair amount of people in the world who don't get motion sick. I can read or use a computer in the front or back seats while on the road just fine. Busses too. I've been out to sea in boats smaller than the cruise liner they're talking about and I wasn't ever bothered (ferry in the english channel, and small cruise ship in the north sea).

    So it's a critera for the job. So what?

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  264. Be aware the Internet isn't like that by TheLink · · Score: 1

    While a simple broadcast network is basically a transmitter and receiver. The Internet is not like that.

    The Internet is a group of networks all run by various parties. The different networks need to cooperate+agree if they want to hook up to each other.

    So if you actually want to "broadcast" or communicate via the Internet from a ship or satellite, you'd need at least a connection to the Internet. Someone has to allow you to connect to them, and the routes to your visible IP have to be advertised to the relevant networks.

    If you are sending stuff various governments really disapprove of, you will find that no one will allow you to connect to them for long.

    If you just signed up a throwaway DSL/dialup account while they can keep shutting you down, it's cheap for you to keep setting another one up (spammers do that all the time).

    With the ocean liner/satellite approach, that's not so cheap.

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  265. I can see the sourcecode comments now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    /*TODO: fix when not seasick */
  266. When did 3 miles... by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

    ...become international waters? The US claims 12 miles as its territorial boundary, and 200 miles as it's Exclusive Economic Zone.

  267. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to mention that the US *has* enforced its borders beyond its 3 mile claim in the past.

    Yep. All the way to Iraq, apparently.

  268. Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, does one need a saddle to ride SeaWhores?

  269. SeaCode is a REAL company.. But... by the.aham · · Score: 1

    First - oddly enough, SeaCode is a REAL CA corporation, and is currently active.

    According to the Official California Business Search Online hosted by the CA State Government, SeaCode Inc. was incorporated on August 5, 2004. In fact, you can even get their CA Corporate Number. As mentioned in another post (which I can't locate at the moment), David R. Cook is listed as the "Agent of Service for Process". Question it? Do a search for Google (yes, the company name), and you'll find

    Secondly - Does this filing really prove that SeaCode, Inc. really is what it's described as in the few articles floating around the 'Net?

    Various other /. posts made after the parent post (Subject: Baloney), speculate whether or not the boat would be located just outside of LA County or San Diego. Again referencing the information from the Online resource, the company's mainland address is in San Diego. So, it's possible that the boat is anchored somewhere between US and Mexican Waters... in International Waters.

    Sounds realistic and legit, no? Oh, but read on.

    Thirdly - Here's another article on the SeaCode, Inc mystique. Another /. reader posted the quote "I heard it at a party last night here at the Gartner conference, then did a quick interview with them" - this article is the source. And, I agree with that /.-er, how can you trust someone who heard something at a party?

    I agree with dpud1234 - if the Forbes article doesn't exist, then how do we know the deal is real? I can't seem to find any WSJ or AP-affiliated news on SeaCode Inc, not to mention a corporate website (anyone have any ideas?). Yahoo, MSN, NYT, nothing turns up.

    Finally - It's somewhat inconclusive.

    Disclaimer: I'm not an expert in nautical law and barely have a general understanding of how the waters are charted. Heck, I don't quite understand many things. All I am is the over-analyzing citizen who likes to learn more... and is probably taking this one too far.

    1. Re:SeaCode is a REAL company.. But... by the.aham · · Score: 1

      Sigh... I hate it when I don't finish a sentence in my post... "Question it? Do a search for Google (yes, the company name), and you'll find..." ... not only Google Inc, but other Google subsidiaries it set up and registed in CA. I think Yahoo! is another CA entity, so check it there if you feel inclined!

  270. The Good Ship Rex by Chagatai · · Score: 1
    I grew up along the coast in Southern California and recall hearing stores in the American Prohibition period of a large boat that was 3.1 miles offshore called, "The Good Ship Rex". This boat was a haven for booze and gambing, and people would hop a ferry to go and have some fun. At the time, since it was in international waters (or some intermediate zone), no one could protest its presence. Then one day a storm came and destroyed the ship. Prohibition ended soon thereafter, so no one rebuilt or salvaged it.

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  271. Jumping the Shark by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

    We will all look back on this day at some point in the future and say, "Well, if it hadn't happened already, outsourcing really jumped the shark when we heard that goofy fucking story on Slashdot about a bunch of coders in a cruise ship".

  272. check out the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    600 programmers * 270 hours each a month * $25/hr markup per programmer = $4,050,000/month. Somehow I don't think a supply ship at $15,000/day is going to be much of a problem -- that's only 3 hours of 24-hour-a-day revenue.

  273. So..on their SWOT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    under Threats - does it mention "Rogue Wave"?

  274. Biotech? by DougInthezoo · · Score: 1

    As much as I am sensitive to the current state of outsourcing the jobs in the US...

    Wouldn't this whole "outside the law" type of operation be something the pharmaceutical companies and biotech be more interested in than software developers.

    It's a scary thought, but there are more reasons a company with limited morality would want to duck around the law than tax evasion and cheap labor. There are many types of medical testing that are universally illegal, and for good reason. Is this a potential way of getting around such laws?

  275. Transportation Of Slaves.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that might actually turn out to be the part that gets the original venture in trouble.

  276. FYI by RandyOo · · Score: 1
    Your BAS is an allowance intended to offset the cost of your meals only, not your family's.

    By the way, I also found it strange that we get paid by Uncle Sam, and then he takes some of it right back. I agree that it would be nice to just make our base pay non-taxable as well, just to simplify things... But then again, I'd also like to see income tax done away with entirely, or at least vastly simplified.

  277. Re:A haha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like someone who's never actually worked in the world.

  278. Offtopic..Re:Tax Issues by Handpaper · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember the short story about a joint Moon mission where the Brits angled to go home last, thus spending >x months 'out of the country', greatly reducing their tax liability?

  279. actually by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    that's an interesting point. I'll have to keep an eye on china & india, who might make a difference. Let's just hope that india doesn't get nuked, since hoping for increased labour standards from china doesn't sound very promising.

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  280. 3.1 Miles, Give me a break by lonemonk · · Score: 1

    Surely the US authorities aren't dumb enough to consider a measely 3 miles to be outside its jurisdication.

    In Canada you have to be roughly 250 miles off-shore to be in any international area and even those ships (fishing, human trafficing) get boarded when necessary.

    Let them write code all they want way out there; Wont be too pleasant on some days.

  281. You speaka the languinee of love. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I get a girlfriend, I hope she says those things in my ear.
    My hotdog is not yet been thrown into any buns.
    I have not yet taken the skinboat to tuna-town.
    My man-meat is bloody-depressed, but as soon as I take my growth hormones it becomes one lively beast that is a fit meal for any queen.

    I'm only 14, a Catholic girl of delicate upbringing of wearing short scottish skirts, but Jesus demand I truthfully answer (I have a weiner/dog) that I am no less twenty-three a blue-eyed warrior whose face is circumcised with a fire of genetic warfare from Scottish hell that can put the spear under any fat bastard that tries to fall on my blessed graces.

  282. If they could see me now... by bryanporter · · Score: 1

    If they could see me now, Out on a sweat shop cruise, OSHA cant say shit because there are no rules, If the could see me now they'd saaayyyyyy... This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. I think they've grossly underestimated the costs to maintain and keep a ship of that size - and that's what'll be their financial undoing.

  283. Wrong by LuYu · · Score: 1

    Canadian citizens have to pay taxes on their income wherever they live regardless of their income. In the US, I have heard, there is an exception up to US$70,000 for overseas work.

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  284. Not a new idea. by bobcote · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember an article, some years back, about a proposal from a Japanese company to an American bank.

    This was back in the mainframe only days. They were going to park a ship full of coders in international waters. Specs and computer tapes would be flown back and forth by helicopter.

    Keep in mind, this was before practically free high-speed international data lines became available.

    Does anyone else recall this?

  285. Don't Worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CmdrTaco will blow them up.

  286. Links? by lorcha · · Score: 1

    Do you have any links to these communities? I think it would be interesting to read more about this.

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    1. Re:Links? by Etherael · · Score: 1

      Sure;

      http://www.ssca.org/sscabb/index.php?action=vthr ea d&forum=1&topic=449

      SSCA is seven seas cruising association, that's a direct link to my initial proposal on the site, but the main forums are good for pretty much any subject you care to think of.

      http://www.sailnet.net/collections/articles/inde x. cfm?show=all&type=1&tfr=fp

      Sailnet has a lot of interesting articles with relation to pretty much any subject you could imagine, and last but not least

      http://www.seastead.org

      Which is not directly related to sailboat cruising, but holds *reams* of data for the technically minded with regards to what to expect from a life at sea.

  287. The Minsk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Minsk World Industries Co. bankrupt with debts totaling US$105M. Minsk World Industries ran a wide range of businesses including restaurants, beauty salons, cultural shows and trading, in addition to the popular theme park aboard the Minsk. Minsk amusement park itself has been hit with visitors from Hong Kong & relatively affluent south China, where many can afford its steep admission price of US$12. The pride of the Soviet Union's Pacific Fleet during the Cold War, the aircraft carrier looms over Chinese fishing boats in harbor near Shenzhen, its decks crammed with carnival attractions & souvenir booths. The carrier was sold for scrap in 1995 to South Korea, which sold it on to China in 1998. Better she should just have retired. Aircraft carrier Minsk now for sale?

  288. Seasteading by hubt · · Score: 1

    Sounds like some other stuff I've seen. http://www.seastead.org/

  289. Why can't Slashdotters read?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The letters RTFA come to mind after reading all these bogus posts about 3 miles vs 12 miles vs 200 miles. Do you really think the crew on international cruise ships file for individual H1 visa's and pay US taxes? Of course not. This is the same principle. A foreign registered ship full of non-citizen employees with D1 visa's - except in this case they are coding, not pampering fat American tourists. It's actually an interesting loophole they are using. Cruise ships can pretty much come and go as they please and getting a six month D1 visa for the entire crew takes 6-9 days. Most countries are signatories to international conventions which regulate the issuance of crew visa's.

  290. Thanks! by lorcha · · Score: 1

    I appreciate it. This should be good reading material.

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  291. were they reading the Geek Cruises flyer? by krinsh · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if they ganked the idea from them. If it weren't for the overhead of running the ship; there are bound to be a lot of people from all over the world that would love to work this way; particularly if the ship travelled.

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